Threedom - Threevisiting: EGGNOGS IS GOOD

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren play every feature game from each episode! Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Had a lot of laughs. Had a lot of features. Sorry, sorry. Played a lot of games. Had a lot of laughs. Named a lot of names. And named it a shame. And that I have a lot of laughs. It's named a lot of names. And it is shame.

And that's the way three of them go. So we thought it would be fun to play every single game we've played on the show for one episode. We thought it would be fun. We don't know. We're about to find out. We're about to find out. And so.

And we're going to go in semi-order. Yeah, we're going to go in semi-order.. And hopefully we're gonna know how to play these. Let's bring it all back to episode one. It'll be a game to see if we can remember some of these. Yeah, so if there's a meta game happening over the entire game, which is do we remember the games? Yes, should we score who wins? Metal or some of these, some of these Metal or old game.

Some of these don't have winners. But they all have losers. So we might score who wins these. Every show that we did has three losers. Oh, that's true. That's true. Are you including Shevon? No.

Oh. No. She's out. That kid's a widow. He's a wina. He's a chili dog. He wants to be a sugar omit. Sugar omit.

Sugar omit. Sugar omit. Sugar omit. Get those shirts. Get those shirts. We know he's chilly dog. He wants to be a sucker on the day. You're so so so sure. Don't you know that you should be get those shirts get those shirts get those shirts you need a shirt to commemorate. But our manners do the chirst, terst, put our manners on your chest. To the ball, of course,

but bananas on your put our manners on your chest. So there will probably be no spankings this episode because we're not going to be telling stories. Unfortunately, nobody if you play the game, the exact same way you did. Oh, no, So there will probably be no spankings this episode because we're not going to be telling stories, unfortunately. No, but if you play the game the exact same way you did it before. Oh no. If we do more of these, we should have an episode where we just tell stories we've told on the show before.

Yes. And see if any new wrinkles come up. Yeah. Which by the way, if you want to hear more freedoms, please let the powers of be no. Tell them on Twitter. We're willing to do more. Tell them on Twitter. Tell them on your email.

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It can't be cordial, is it? No, all Mary Caledon. Who bruised the banana? Oh, who bruised the banana? Who bruised the banana? I'm going to get it. Okay, so the first game is, I got to go. This is when you brought it.

Yes. And we played it twice. Two people improvise a boring conversation while the third laughs and makes an excuse to leave. Oh, so it's two of us improvising. I, okay, great. It's two. This is your third chance to understand this together. This is the third time you thought that it was just two people talking in one leaves.

It's three talking. Two of them are being particularly boring and one is gotta go. But we're included. Well, you want one to find a smooth exit. Okay. Yes, that's the key is to find a smooth exit. Okay, yes, that's the key, is to have a smooth exit. As smooth as possible. Because I'm not gonna cause any bumps.

Right, well, I think the idea was to, originally, to do it as realistically as possible, like if you were in that situation, how would you have to extract yourself from a boring conversation? Okay, so. Without seeming, so Paul and I will be in the middle of a conversation. How long have you had those shoes? I love it. Conversation. Okay. So without seeming the call and I will be in the middle of conversation.

Okay. And I'm trying to leave. How long have you had those shoes? I love those. Oh, yeah. Is it great? Thank you. Yeah.

I got these probably three weeks ago now and they're just breaking in. They're just feeling comfortable. Yeah. They're a little bit squeaky. I mean, they look great, but they slightly. I don't know if that's going to be a thing that goes away or if it's going to be like they just make noise. I don't know if that's gonna be a thing that goes away or if it's gonna be like they just make noise You know, I don't know if it's because this party is so quiet

I've it's just amplified to me for some reason away. I mean, you know, it's yeah By the way, how how did your brother die? Natural causes yeah, he's 12 What natural causes of what? What? What Lauren? I just wanted to go grab a drink. I hope it's okay. We're already there. It's not okay.

It's not okay. So harsh. It's not okay Lauren. His brother died of natural causes. I know. I just didn't want to, I felt bad for Paul that you made him explain this right now. It's not okay, Lauren. His brother died of natural causes. I know. I just didn't want to, I felt bad for Paul that you made him explain this right now, right here. I just, I was curious.

It's a bit of trivia. I was interested in. I do find it strange that you would come to the wake and you wouldn't have any details at all. Well, I missed the newspaper that day. I told you this, I told you this about is your memory still stealing your papers? Well, no, I mean, no, thank God I told you this, I told you this about how- Is your name is still stealing your papers? Well, no, I mean, no, thank God.

He's now just stealing my mail, but- Okay. But that's part of the problem is I mailed in the payment for the newspaper. Oh, ow, ow. Did you hurt your vagina, young lady? I got cramp on my thigh. Oh. I gotta go to the bathroom.

What? Is that- That's what is that play? That's how you play. Ha ha ha. Oh. Let's kill her. Okay.

Let's try and again, I apologize. I took it off the rail. That's probably say we were gonna take it. You and me. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And then what was so unfortunate about the whole thing was that each tile that

was brought in was slightly different so they didn't match. Yeah. Were they from different stores or did that it was? No, I think it was just a mistake in the warehouse. Yeah. Paul, you work in a warehouse. Do they make mistakes like that usually? Yeah mistakes to Do happen often. Yeah, you know what I'm probably responsible for most of them That's right you work in the warehouse that the tile care Okay, anyway, so yeah, it is Paul's warehouse that made these tiles there I'm there supposed to be made come come back here. No, I'm here. Yeah, right. So just I thought I had left, but apparently I heard you can put them on with some sort of epoxy. Some kind of blue. I don't I want

them to be temporary. Well, there's different. We say as a epoxy on all your houses. I have to go. Wait, what? I hate it. That's how you play. I think we move on. So that's how you play. I think we move on. So that's how you play. We have so many games here. We have so many games. So many games, so many games. All right, this is a game that I came in with and this, and we'll only play the final round

because I did not know we were going to play this, I didn't create a new list. We probably should have seen a list like this before. Before we came in. And also, Jimmy and I, nothing like we did. We probably should have seen a list like before we came in and also We and I'm nothing like we did no no Okay, when you guys were out in the room I was horrified that several of these we needed a little prep for yeah, okay But this is a game called duck Mary kiss no no Kim. Here's thing Kevin's not in the room. We can talk about What do we just skip the ones? No?

No, okay look If there's a game the requires prep, we'll change it to a quick round of, what do you not like about Kevin? Okay, so Duckberry Kiss was, I created a list of names and some of them were ducks, some of them were famous marries, people with a name Mary,

and some of them were members of Kiss. Now, I had a list of like 50 of these, but I don't wanna repeat it, so I'm just gonna do one of them. This is like our bonus round. Let me know. This was our tiebreaker that we did, and how you buzz in, is you say,

how you buzz in? How you buzz in? I got a question. How you buzz in? By saying your name. Whoa, by saying your name. I think it's longer to say, but just know when I start it,

that's the same thing. Paul said it. Yes, definitely. So I'm going to say either a duck, a Mary or a member of KISS, and you have to buzz in saying your name, and you have to be correct. All right. Are you ready?

Yeah. Yes. McDonald. Paul! I think Paul has it. He said Paul in. Yeah, to make it fair. To make it even. Paul, what was the name again? Sorry, I think Paul has it. He said Paul. Yeah, to make it fair. To make it even Paul.

What was the name again? Sorry, I only say it once. What is it? What is it? Kiss. I'm sorry, it's a Mary. Yes. Mary McDonald.

Oh, McDonald. Lauren, you win. I think this is the best game in my life. Yay. All right. And this is the horniest I've ever been. And that is the horniest I've ever been. And that is the horniest. Marry McDonald's.

The horniest. I was doing Gary's ever been. I'm doing car. I was doing Jimmy. What's his face? Jimmy's car face. Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart. What's his name? Mary. What's his name? Mary Stewart. Is it?

Mary, what's the horny of the McDonald's? Mary McDonald's. The horny of the the horny of the I've ever been. Mary. Mary Quash,

my daughter. Butter. All right, this next one is switch it and pitch it. This is a good game. We played it twice. So nice. So nice we played it twice.

So nice we played it twice. So nice we played it twice. So nice we played it twice. So nice we played it twice. Are we all gonna, yeah, let's all play it. Okay, so someone says the show title. Someone says someone else has to pitch the opposite of that title to the host. Where every word is the opposite of whatever word is in that title.

And then you have to pitch that show to the two other people. So it's basically, you take a sitcom, like I think we've used just the 10 of us. You do say the show title. You do the opposite like someone else has to pitch the opposite of that title to the most. Okay, so I'm going to name a title for Paul. Okay. Okay. The title is head of the class. Hmm. Hi, Paul. Hi there. What show? You. Okay. This is the best part of my day. I'm a huge power up. Comfort. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. I gotta say by the time. I mean, by 5 p.m. around here, it's so boring. So thank you for coming in spicy it up for it. Yes. 5 p.m. Sorry about the traffic. No, I'm really glad that I am a priority. And that's why you're seeing me at this hour. And I do have a train in five of three. So we're going to have

to like get to it. No, understood. What's this bitch will not take long? Great. What show are you pitching today? It's called bottom of the phylum bottom of the phylum. Yeah, okay, great. That sounds catchy and I sound smart. I feel like I'm I'm I'm not good at biology. What am I watching the big short? Yeah, I feel smart. No, I'll put a sexy lady in there.

That's like a funny joke. Oh great. Okay. Wait, you want to be the sexy lady? Is that what you say? No, I mean, I anything with the sexy lady sells in this town. You know, if you make it smart, but you put a hot bamin there, it's like, whatever it was it does.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what does this show about? Well, you know, um, animals, um, I've heard of cat. Is that what you mean? I've heard of that one cat that you heard about. Yeah, think of, think of like that cat. Two of us. Two of us are scared of the river.

We're big SNL. Right, so from a very specific theory. Yeah, that's love it. Absolutely. Why from New York? It's so- I'm not married. I'm not married.

What do you like to touch my monkey? I don't know that one. What is that? The chicken make Lousey House pet. I don't know that either. We don't know any other animals. I don't. Well, those are two that I'm... Nope. These are our characters.

Okay. To chicken and a monkey. So, what's a chicken? And they're trying to... A chicken is like... What does a chicken do? A chicken is like a cat except it's got... Like the inside of a pillow all over it.

So... Sathers! Yeah, I got it. Sathers. An animal feathers. It's funny. It's funny. That's funny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, this chicken is fun. So, like a. It's funny. It's funny. Yeah, yeah. And so this chicken is fun. So like a chicken is like a pillow turned inside out. Yeah, and alive. And how many legs it got? It got two. It got two legs.

It got two legs. How many wings it got? It got two. How did you know that? How many? You're a big fan. How many horns it got? It got no horns unless you count as beak,

which is like it's no. It's like a devil's horn. It's like a nose and a mouth that's eaten out of. Yeah. Okay. It eats out of a beak. So sign me up. It's to what?

Eat out of a beak. If someone eat out my beak. Oh, we'll get down to here. Come on. Should I go? Yes. Thank you. You sold it. Oh Oh my god. You're rich now All right Paul now you do a title to me sure okay. No, I do a title team

That title is Laverne and Shirley. Oh, is that unfair? Scott has our days. Happy day. Ostroman is here. Scott Ostroman is here. I don't know. Sorry, Scoot Ostroman. The guy from just shoot me? I guess. Yeah, okay. Oh, hi. Just shoot me.

I played the guy in the art class. Yeah. What, how many lines did he get? I had a good number. I think it was an over five if you can believe it. You're rich now. I'm so sorry. Two different scenes.

I'm like, you gotta have pool. You gotta have pool. So, Scott, you have an idea for us. We'd like to hear it because we need ideas. We need ideas, okay? To turn into shows, though. Yeah, we're a startup streaming service. We need content.

Okay, well, I have the perfect bit of content for you. It's a little hour long drama that I've devised called gruesome evenings. G gruesome evenings. Is this a spin off of LeVernin Shirley? this a spinoff of Levereign and Shirley? It's a spinoff of Levereign and Shirley, yes. Are you allowed to pitch that? Yeah, I've already talked to the estate of Gary Marshall.

Okay. And they're all in and it's also wherever. It's a spinoff of all in with Chris Matthews as well. Oh, yeah. So it's current events, but also an hour long drama. These universes intersecting. Yes. So, Carmine is, say only with Chris Matthews, by the way. Yeah. Isn't that who, does it? Who is it? Chris Harrison. Yeah, it's Chris Harrison. It would watch that. It's Chris Harrison. Chris Hanson. Chris Matthews and Chris. Those guys are best friends.

Yeah. Say hello to my best friend. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. So the big regu is involved. Carmine, the big regu and Chris, and Chris Harrison. Regu makes me want a barf. Regu does? The, the, a brand? The meat. The meat. The meat, what?

Are you Italian? Because she's very Italian. I only did when it's made by my grandma. She had a pen pal when she was a child. It made her a talent. I know, no. Okay. So you only eat spaghetti sauce when your grandmother makes it.

So you do eat dry spaghetti? It's like, are you doing an interview? Are you pitching us a show? Well, this is part of the show. This is what the man character does. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That's all it does.

You've just watched what the show is. I am so sorry. Because it's about a factory that makes spaghetti sauce. I was in on it the whole time. Yes. I called Matt Whitkins and his name is Scott Ocarinaus, who drew me in or whatever I said. You pretended to not know. I know. I want to be on the show.

And this is my way of begging you for a role on one of our shows. Yeah. This is interesting. So I'm begging you. It's all I want. Now we are colleagues. We're equals 10. Yes. But you're begging. Yeah, this is interesting. So I'm begging you, it's all I want. No, we are colleagues. We're equals 10. Yes, but you're begging. You're on your hands. We have the same job. But I'm on my hands and knees. You're going run the air like a baboon's

butthole. Asking the air like a baboon's butthole. I'm just begging you out of the corners of my ass. I'm just begging you out of the corners of my ass. Please let me. So have I sold this show? Thank you. I'm on my way begging you. Congratulations, you're rich. Thank you. We go ahead, too.

I'm rich. I'm going ahead, too. You did not sell the show, but you are taking my job. I quit. All right. So now, Lord, I can do. Do we have time for me to do a small, okay? Yeah. All right. And if we don't get to all the to do as well, okay. Yeah, all right.

And if we don't get to all the games, make sure you send a postcard to Colin saying more games. That's true. James, this is one life to live. Okay. I don't know, Paul got up and is searching for something. Okay. Yes, can it You install that mat lower door

Yes, yes, it's I Damn it I let her in hi, hello. Sorry about the shut up bitch. He's on edge. He was talking to me. I'm on edge today. Okay.

Uh, Lauren. Lauren, right? Oh, it's Lauren. It's no. My name is Dory Dotto. Dory Dotto. Dory Dotto. Dory Dotto.

Dory Dotto. Dory Dotto. Like, like it rhymes with Morimoto. Yeah. Okay. Dory Dotto. Dory Doto. Dory Doto? Like, like it rhymes with Morimoto? Yeah. Okay. Dory Doto. Dory Doto. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to our estate. Can I get you a cold coffee? Yes, my face. On your case. Yep. Alright. Alright.

Okay. I have a show to be. Okay. Please. Pitch us your show. It is called a million deaths to die. A million deaths. deaths to die. A million deaths? Deaths die. To die. Interesting. This is an intriguing show.

Yeah. It's about a reincarnated being who only dies and comes back over and over again, a million times. May I ask what ethnicity you are? Dory Donuts. Dory, what's the question? I mean, you have an ethnic sounding game. Don't ask.

You have some sort of an accent. How are you wearing a magic wand at me? Oh, you see that. How are you going to put a spell on me? Yes, I waive my magic wand and people try to put spells on them. OK, my secret is out. I'm from New Orleans.

And so what's the show about? It's about a person who's reincarnated a million times over and over. Every animal, everything, every person, they are that person. That every person is that person. So it's a universal, universal consciousness. It's universal consciousness. Every universal consciousness. It's a universal consciousness.

It's a universal consciousness. Somebody the next time you buy it. So what, hold on a second. Wait, I put on a gift. Oh, oh my God. Look at that. Wow. Giant.

I don't even know how to describe this. It's a big, big bag full of meat. What kind of meat do we have in here? Chicken liver, chicken dinner. Chicken liver, chicken tenders. Cat food. Cat food. Great.

Chicken dinner. Oh, chicken, so wait, chicken liver's and chicken liver's chicken dinner. Chicken dinner and cat food. Okay, let's dig in. Oh, you lay on it like a pillow. Uh-oh, you mean like an inside of chicken? Oh, you all right? Is that raw?

Oh, okay, okay. All right, let's go. Put your head on it. Oh, God. This is right. I take your magic one. What? What? You're a chicken. And me? You're nothing. I don't exist. I have to go. She'll sounds great. I have a pool. And that's how you play, Switching, and Pitchet.

Exactly how you play. Now, if you ever play it, you have to play it exactly like that. Now, this is a fun game that I really love. Did you like this one? Yes. Describe a scene from a movie, but in a way that is hard to guess. Describe, yes. Okay, now. So you basically take a scene from a movie that a well-known film

and simplify it so much, or just describe it in an obscure way. Okay, so you have a film in mind? No, I want someone else to. Oh, you are okay. So I'm thinking of a film in mind? No, I want someone else to. Oh, you are okay. So I'm thinking of a film. Okay, I got it. And I'm supposed to describe it to both of you or to... Just describe like a scene from it.

A famous scene from a famous movie. Early. Early morning. Lanking. He wakes up. What to do? Groundhog do. Ah, friends house. Friends, friends. Friend, mentor? Who knows? Karate Kid. Plug in instrument. Back to the future.

Yes. Nice. Good to know friends house. Now who are you doing? What accent is that? That's accent that you use when you are being mysterious. Yes. Okay.

Mysterious accent. Go to a friend's house. I've got it. Okay. Suburban yard. The help. Drive way. Big.

Basketball hoop. Dare we share these tender moments before a big event? Reminding us of years gone by. Long came poly. The famous movie with the famous scenes a man older than his progeny obviously daughter daughter big event coming up let's just take it back and not 16 candles to the times of your when things were easy. Pretty him.

Stand by me. I see you as you were then a child 18 again. Freaky Friday. And we play this game. She's having a baby. No, nine months. No big event coming up. What do we ever get to the big event?

Because that might give us more. We do, but I was just doing a scene. Okay. Fine. Father of the bride. Yes. big event coming up. What? Do we ever get to the big event? Because that might give us more. In the film we do, but I was just doing a scene. Okay, fine. Father of the bride. Yes. Oh, I've never seen that. If I've asked her all together, okay, it's part of them.

Okay, all right. I was at a disadvantage. How have you never seen that? I'm going to die. All right. All right. Famous scene? Famous movie, famous movie.

Mm. Traveling. I've got plain strands and on all those. Friendship. Do date. Adventure. A monarch is crowned. Lord of the Rings.

A monarch overall. Blanking. Screaming. Game of Thrones. The wind blowing in your face. F herringly. The owls of Gohool. Harry Potter.

Hary Potter. Sounding your barbaric yapa across the world. The world? What? Highlander. Braveheart. Standing beside your friend. Princess Brad, Star Wars. Your friend from another country.

From another mother? Princess Diaries? A friend being crowned. The Salt Spray! By the ocean. King... King Lear. Little...

Across the universe. Need more. Need more. Trying to give more. Come on. The Nutty Professor. Two clumps. The Nutty Professor. Two clumps.

Two clumps. What do you take with your coffee? Two clumps. Two Nutty clumps. Two clumps. What do you take with your coffee? Two clumps. Two nutty clumps. Two nutty clumps. Two nutty clumps. Two nutty clumps. Two nutty clumps. Two nutty clumps in my coffee.

Is there another scene? Passage. This is the one scene. It's very famous. There's not much to it. You've seen it and you know it. Okay. Godfather.

Passage was very cheap. Murder on the price of admission. Murder on the Orient Express. What? Screaming! Shouting! The polar Express. Santa Claus in movie?

Santa Claus too. Come on. The two clubs. Santa Claus two clubs. Standing at the front of what? Just give it away. Give it away. Give it away now. Come on. Make it easy. Standing at the front of what? Just give it away, give it away, give it away now. Come on, make it easy. Standing at the front of a boat.

Titanic. Yes. Who's the monarch? King of the world. The doly doly doly doly doly. I think that got us off on the. He's standing next to his little Italian friend. Oh, he is?

Yeah, Kate wins. No, he's a Italian friend. No, this is not, he's next to. Well, they're not together when that happens. This is when he first gets on the ship, and he's excited to be on the boat. I'm king of the world. I thought he did king of the world when he was with her. No, with her, it's, he's holding her so she can be like out like,

yeah, we've conflated those. conflated those like screaming in her ear. I'm getting a world. You're a king of the world. Okay. All right. That was fun. I hope someone in the listening audience got it. I hope so.

But I don't think so. Okay. They got people got it before. All right. I look. Our next game is half written, half improvised plays. Oh, this also required, oh, you're good. I was thinking what I was.

You remember. Okay, so we, I've given everyone a play from my collection of plays. We remembered this so well. That was the one that I said Kevin Plea, her Shevon, please remind me, so he sent me an email. Okay.

So now Lauren, what play do you have? You're, we're gonna start here. I have awe wilderness by Eugene O'Neill. Aw wilderness, not a wilderness. I said awe wilderness. Aw wilderness. Aw wilderness. Oh, wilderness.

A comedy of recollection in 3x. Okay, so we're gonna go in a circle, so you and Paul. So Lauren, what this game is, is Lauren is going to read alternating lines from this actual play, all wilderness by who's a Thorton Wilder, right? Eugene. Eugene O'Neill. Eugene O'Neill.

Paul is going to improvise lines around those lines that Lauren reads. Yes. All right. So Lauren, go ahead. Tell me, Dick. Begin at the beginning and tell me. Okay. Well, it's a simple story. I woke up that day and I noticed that everything was kind of

different. Dick, you mustn't swear. I didn't think that I did, but I don't know what you consider swears. So, I apologize. Was it the word different? Is that the swear? I'm awful. Sorry, Dick. Honest, I am. I accept your apology. I'll continue with my story. So I looked out the window and I know that you didn't. No, I did. I looked out the window and I saw that there were these two birds that were behaving in this strange fashion. You ever had I'd have died too, honest. I would. If you looked out the window and saw the two birds, you don't even know what they were doing. That's a nice thing to say.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I'm just trying to tell you what happened with these birds. So they are, they're pecking at each other, but I can't tell if they're mad or if they're having fun. And the one bird is really good at picking. But I told you, Pa. Pa. Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't,

do you think I'm your dad or were you not finishing a word? I'm not. Okay. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. And if I've done something wrong, I'm very sorry. I thought you wanted to hear the story about these two birds. What do I care about your old presence? You tell me what you did.

So you don't care if I'm here or not. And you think that this, the story is not about what I did. Story is about these two birds, okay? Sick Miller, I don't believe you ever. Okay, I see what this is about. This is a setup. You get me to tell a story that you know is a little crazy so you can call me a liar.

Why, that's a terrible place. Pause as it ought to be closed by the police. I didn't quite hear what you said and I'm not sure what needs to be closed by the police, but if you're going to involve the authorities in this, I have proof that these birds were acting crazy. Dick Miller, I hope you didn't notice. Will you stop? You don't say my whole name every time.

I noticed these birds and I took video of them. Oh, she must have been a nice thing, huh? I don't know what the sex they were. I'll bet it was died. It was their natural coloring, okay? They were just brightly colored birds. You've seen birds like this before in pictures and shit. She was low and bad.

That's what she was, or she couldn't be a chorus girl. And our smoking cigarettes proves it. And then what happened? I didn't even tell you about the smoking yet. Yes, one of the birds was smoking a cigarette. Yes, she was low to the ground. Yes, I could tell she was a female from the plumage. I don't see how he could insult that kind. And why did you fight for her? Why didn't the Princeton fall back? This could the one bird. First of all, the Princeton fall back was still asleep. And were you drunk? Yes, I was drunk. Yes. I'm glad I didn't see you.

I hate people who get drunk. I'd have hated you. But what happened with that bell after before you went home? The littler bird picked up the bell. It was driving the big bird crazy. The big bird put the cigarette down. Oh! What?

And did you kiss her? A little. You did, too. You're lying and you know it. I was trying to bring the bird back away. Here I was right at that time lying in bed, not able to sleep wondering how I was ever going to see you again and crying my eyes out while you... I hate you. I wish you were dead.

I never want to lay eyes on you again. And this time I meet it. Well, you got your wish. You know, let me finish my story. I am dead. I don't want to listen. Let me go. You don't tell bite your hand that you can try, but you're, do you think I'm going to go

right through because I'm a ghost? Well, go and see her. That's the kind of girl you like. What do I care? You can't explain. What can you explain? You Well, go and see her. If that's the kind of girl you like, what do I care? You can't explain. What can you explain? You owned up, you kissed her. I never said I didn't.

I tried to give that bird mouth to mouth. I was pecked to death. And I suppose you just sat and let yourself be kissed. Tell that to the Marines. I am going to go down the recruiting station right now and become the first ghost marine. And then you'll be sorry. Seeing.

Oh, all right, Paul. Now you have a play. I have six plays. Oh, six plays in one book by Lillian Helman, the children's hour, days to come. The Little Foxes walked on the Rhine, another part of the forest, the Autumn Garden. Open it up to a random page, which play? Let's go for a famous one. Let's go for the little foxes.

The little foxes, yes. Now wait, should I have vetted this to make, it doesn't matter how many characters, right? No, not really, you can just kind of allege me. All right. When you're reading a Scott. Okay, Scott, I'm gonna read with you. Great.

Let's see, let's see, let's see. All right. Let me try and find a good starting place here. Okay. I've given my word that Horace will put up the money. That should be enough. Okay. I just need $14 million. I know it sounds like a lot, but I'm really glad Horace is going to put this up because I have nothing. Oh, it was enough. I know it sounds like a lot, but I'm really glad Horace is going to put this up because I have nothing. Oh, it was enough. I took your word, but I've got to have more than your word now. I'll give you the contracts will be signed this week and Marshall will want to see our money soon after Regina Horace has been in Baltimore for five months. I know that you've

written him to come home and then he hasn't come. It's Reghined, but yeah, I mean, look, I'll get you the money by the time he comes home. Don't worry about that. I mean, I'm certainly not destitute or anything. I mean, I have a little lying around, you know? I can probably siphon off my wife's bank account if that would help. It's beginning to look as if he doesn't want to come home. I definitely want to come home. I definitely want to come home. I mean, I'm, you know, I know we're out here

in the middle of the field in the middle of the night, but I mean, eventually we're gonna go home. Of course he wants to come home. You can't move around with heart trouble at any moment you choose. You know what doctors are? Like once they get their hands on a case like this. Oh my God, my chest is pounding.

Can I go to a hospital by any chance? Can you just drop me off at the hospital? They can't very well keep them from answering letters. Can they? They wouldn't keep them from arranging for the money if you wanted to... Who are you talking about right now? Are you talking about Horace because I need to get to a hospital? Has it occurred to you that Horace is also a good businessman?

I agree he is, but things are getting dire for me. My chest has been, I feel like I'm having a hard attack for the past two hours, and we've been sitting here in a field. Certainly, he is a shrewd trader, always has been the bankest proof of that. I know the bank probably has proof, but look, if you want to talk about Horace,

we can settle this right now, as long as you promise to take me to a hospital afterwards. Then possibly he may be keeping silent because he doesn't think he is getting enough for his money. Oh, that makes sense, I guess. He probably doesn't think he's getting enough for his money. What are you talking about? Non-sense. Yes, it is non-sense.

He knows a good thing when he hears it. Yes. He knows that we can make twice the profit on Cotton Goods manufacturer here. They can be made in the North. Look, I personally want to make it in the South. The North is a little cold for me. That isn't what Regina means. Regine.

May I interpret you, Regina? Regine! Regina is saying that Horace wants more than a third of our share. Horace seems shifty to me. Have you seen the way his eyes are like really close together? But he's only putting a third of the money. You put up a third and you get a third. What else could you expect?

I don't know what I expect. I guess I expect Hora to be more cool about everything. Well, I don't know. I don't know about these things. It would seem that you put up a third, you should get a third. But then again, there's no law about it, is there? I should think that if you know your money was very badly needed, well, you just might say, I want more, I want a bigger share.

You boys have done that. I've heard you say so. Look, what is this fucking shark tank? I need to go to a hospital. So you believe he has deliberately held out for a larger share? Yeah, I do, honestly. Well, I don't believe it,

but I do believe that's what you want. Am I right, Regina? It's Regina, but yeah, yeah, I do. I do want a bigger share than Horace. Look, Horace doesn't deserve it. I put in all the work. Oh, I shouldn't like to be too definite. But I could say that I wouldn't like to persuade Horace

unless he did get a larger share. I must look after his interests. It seems only natural. Yeah, of course it's natural. It's as natural as boobs. And where would the larger share come from? I mean, I guess we could, you know, find up, we could go public with it.

We could, you know, stock out. I don't know, that's not my business. But perhaps it could come off your share, Oscar. Stop talking about shares. I've worked so hard for this company. I've worked so hard I'm literally having chest pains right now. What kind of talk is this? It's medical talk.

I haven't said a thing. I know. I wish you would stop talking. You are talking very big tonight. I'm talking loudly to try to impart upon you this gravity of the situation. Am I? Well, you should know me well enough to know that I wouldn't be asking for things I didn't

think I could get. Who are you? You just came into this conversation right now and started talking, I don't know you. Listen. No. I don't believe you can even get horse to come home, much less get money from him or talk quite so big about what you want Look I apologize. I'm not actually having chest pains

This is a ploy to get more money out of you. I You know what's cooler than a million dollars a billion dollars. Oh I can get him to come home. Scene. Yeah. Thank you. I really, I really hate that the way this works best is just if it's a two person scene, yeah. I'll worry you're getting multiple people.

Yes. All right, I have like five people having this big conversation about money. I have a short two person scene. This is from the adding machine. Remember that play? Oh, zero, zero. This will be me and Lauren. I will be reading from the adding machine by Elmer L. Rice. Says Horsely.

Who are you? Well, I've came here to tell you something really big. What do you want? Well, I got to tell you a big secret. I found out from a friend of mine. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, I didn't get to say it yet. I found out from a friend of mine that you're up to no good. And you actually might be making the brakes go out of cars

and run the whole neighborhood. It ain't right. It ain't fair. I ain't getting a square deal. Oh, so it is true, is it? Oh, you're an nasty little car thief. Breaking up the brakes so everybody gets into accidents. Well, that ad in machine was out of square deal. After 25 years? I don't know about no ad in-a machine. What a calculator!

It costs something to buy those machines. I'll tell you that. Yeah, what? A calculator? What? Five bucks? Yeah. Give me a chance.

Give me another chance. I'm about to shoot your brains out. I'm going to kill you so fast. You won't even know that you were being killed. Well, the first thing I'd go out and look for a job. What if you were dead? Well, I ain't young enough to take up something new. I'm gonna kill you, so you don't get the chance to get a new job.

You wanna see me? No, no, no, don't take me away. Don't kill me. Give me a chance. Give me another chance. Oh, no, you don't get another chance. I'm gonna pull your two eyes out. I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna die. I want to live and see. Oh my God. Oh, I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. All right, look. Mine's up. Oh my gosh. Exciting. Exciting. Exciting. All right, look, it lines up. Feel so good.

We have to take a break. We'll be right back. Welcome back. All right, our next game is Celebrity Hunt. Who was the charge charging this one? Uh, this was just one that we looked up online. It was like, you say a celebrity's name, everyone says, hunn, next person says,

celebrity's name that starts with the last letter of a previous celebrity. The last letter of the last name. This was the origin of the infamous stop being the borrower. Okay, here we go. All right, so Lauren, you're gonna start? Yes. Okay, and we're going clockwise?

Or does it not matter? Yeah, it matters. Okay, it matters. Amanda C. Freed. Hunt! David Ducopney! Hunt! Yardley Smith!

Hunt! Helen Hunt! Hunt! Thomas Aiden Church! Hunt! Heathen Hawk. No, you're out. I'm not joking, Paul. The last one was church.

Yeah. Okay. See, hard, isn't it? No, stop. Helen Mirren. Hunt. If annual Hawthorn. Hunt. Eugene O'Neill. Hans Annual Hawthorn

Eugene O'Neill Hunt Lisa Lowe Hunt Britney Spears Hunt Sam Elliott Hunt Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh your name to be the English actress. I think so. Tams and Greek. Oh, maybe that's your out. Oh, wins. I win. I win. I win. And celebrity hunt. Okay, we also skipped hyperthetical for those keeping score too long. Okay. Now is press conference.

New free of time will come back to press conference. Oh, yeah. Two hosts will choose a celebrity and the other person will be that celebrity and have to guess who they are from the questions the other two ask. So wait, wait. So we team up together and pick a celebrity and the other person will be that celebrity and have to guess who they are from the questions the other two ask. So wait, so we team up together and pick a celebrity and then this person is answering all right, right, right. And we're going to ask them a question. Okay, yeah, okay. No, they ask us question.

Or we ask them questions. No, we ask them questions. Yeah, that's okay. Got it. Okay, so I'm going to pick a so Lauren's writing down the celebrity and going to show me the name. Show me the money. Um, okay, what's that person's name?

You're thinking of a person. Okay, wait, I got one. Okay, got it. Bill Cusby. Okay, got it. Okay, ready? Ready, Paul, you're this person. Yeah. Over here, over here. How do you feel about your new project? you're this person. Yeah. Over here, over here. I'm here, over here. I'm here, over here. Over here, over here.

Yeah, you. How do you feel about your new project? I mean, I feel good about it. It's always exciting to have a new thing to work on. And I think people are going to be happy with the new project once you get to the studio. Shut up. Boy, you go.

Are your hours much better now? Yeah. They were not good before. before and now I like them. Over here, over here. Are you spending more time with your family? Sure, I'm loving, mistom. Great to be around them all over here. Is it hard to be a father? It's such an old age. You know, you had a kid later in life. Yes. Well, I will be dead by the time my son is in college. So that's weird.

And my name is David Letterman. Yes. All right. Let's move on to Christmas Find Out Who Game. Christmas Find Out Who Game. Christmas Find Out Who Game. Yeah! Christmas Find Out Who Game! Christmas Find Out Who Game! Christmas Find Out Who Game! Christmas Find Out Who Game!

Okay, so this is a game where Kevin will read a list of questions, and we will write down who is most likely to have done the thing, and then we will go through and find out the answers. Oh. Okay. Can you vote for yourself? I can't. I can't. You can vote for yourself. Okay. How many questions do we have? One, two, three, four, five, seven. This pen also sucks in case you're wondering. Seven? Yeah. It's bad. Okay.

Six, seven, seven. Got it. All right. Question one. Reduced to using dry erase markers on paper. It's so puffy and good. Oh, you're puffy and good. I don't want that. Okay. What about that? Can burp the jingle bells? Can burp the jingle bells? Can burp the jingle bells? Okay. The jingle bell, the jingle bells.

Wait, oh, this requires writing down. I forgot. Yeah. That's why I offered you that pen that you scoffed. Oh, okay, Scott, I still didn't want to pen. Literally, let me use the sharpie. Literally? Wait, okay. Maybe I was not paying attention because I was. Literally, let him use the sharpie. Literally? Wait, okay.

Maybe I was not paying attention because I was doing funny this. You want it now? Who can burp jingle bells? I have a pen. I'm burp jingle bells. We're just writing down the names. Okay, yep.

Has received socks for Christmas. Okay. Yes. I'm locked in. Has a real Christmas tree. Has a real Christmas tree. I'm locked in locked in Do you just say one person? Yeah, one person out of the three of us that you think it's Christmas find out who game It's just the best game anytime a year has sat on Santa's lap

Yep Kip likes egg nog Okay, Kip yep has gone Christmas caroling Okay. Okay. Likes eggnog. Okay. Yep. Has gone Christmas caroling. Okay. And last question, knows the name of Santa's Reindeer's. Okay. Yep.

Okay. Christmas fondad who gave! That's like this sad version of the... When you're watching you sit calm like the... Oh, I love that when they would do that. When they make that feel a stain a little somewhere. Or like on entertainment tonight when someone has died and they announce it then it's like Baa na na na na na na na na na.

The reason that I sit down sketched with Tom Hanks is one of the hosts of everything. Tunes of tonight. Tunes of tonight? Yes. Tunes of tonight. Tom Tunes. Yeah. Tunes. No, you got. Okay. So what do we do? We, when he's like, civilist, civilist, civilist, civilist, civilist.

Okay. So, so the first question is what? Who can burp the jingle bells? I said it wrong. Who can burp the jingle bells? Who can burp the jingle bells? I've said Lauren. No, I said Scott. I said Scott. I said Scott. Can you burp like on command?

No. Me neither. I can, but I can't do it quickly enough to do a song. But still, it's a whole process. It's still your most likely. Yes, I'm most likely. Okay, so none of us got it right. None of us got it.

Okay, as received socks for Christmas. Paul. I said myself. I said me. I have received socks. So I said myself I said me I have received socks Okay, so we're all we all get a point we all get it right. I mean are people playing this game with people's gonna feed Okay, three has a real Christmas tree. I said Lauren. I said Paul. I said me. I use a fake tree. I use a fake tree I said Paul. I said me. I use a fake tree.

I use a fake tree. I use a real one, baby. All right. I did not get a wreck. Okay. Has said. Do I also get a point? Yeah.

Yeah, I did. Christmas, I didn't look at it. Has said on Santa's lap. I said Lauren. I said Lauren. Yes, I have. Okay, we all get it right. Likes eggnog.

I said Scott. I said me. I said me. Ooh. I love it. I love it. In fact, cool I've made fun of me because I bought a ton of it said me. I said me. I said me. Oh. I love it. I love it. In fact, cool. I made fun of me because I bought a ton of it for our Christmas party last year.

And she's like, and no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it.

And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And no one had it. And's not just good. You can't get it the rest of the year. So it's like, why wouldn't I have it?

It's like the shamrock shade. Hey, you got that rock stop. Like it's nasty. You're nasty. I got a point, we all got a point. All right, we all got a point. All right, six. Has gone Christmas caroling.

Me. I said me. I said Scott. I have. Okay, so we've never done it. So we used to get a point. You should probably. I used to Christmas carol in the mall in Sacramento.

Wow. Do the stores? To the people, yeah, do a store. I would look up it forever 21 and sing Ding Dong Go the Bells to the... Now, when I was doing a Christmas Carol up there, four of us were hired to To dress up in Dickensian, you know our Christmas Carol stuff and Christmas Carol throughout the mall I just keep it for you in front of different stores to the stores

All right, what's the last question? It was the name of Santa's's Reindeer. I said Paul. Me. I said Scott. Whoa, do you? I don't. Oh, so you're wrong. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, that's great. And that's great. And that's great.

And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great.

And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's great. And that's and I got the point. So I get a point. I got no, no, I don't know. No, but I said Paul. I said Paul. So I do get a point. Okay, right? I've proven that I know them.

Yeah, but if you said Scott, yeah, I don't get a point. I got six points. I got five. I didn't keep track. Christmas fight out who game Christmas fight out who game Christmas fight out who game Christmas fight out who game All right now it's time to play 32 toothless vegetables. Oh, this game is fun.

Okay, so we have to just say a vegetable or fruit without showing our teeth. Yeah, no repetition allowed. Ready? Oh, yeah, take it. Let's do it fast. But no, no. repetition allowed ready take it back no no

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You're gonna pull it together. This is... We sing a song only using the word do and we have to guess the song. Okay. All right, so Lauren, you have volunteered to go first. So let's hear this song using only the word do. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do just the same. See, how would we guess it if you didn't do the tune? Okay, fine. What do you mean the backing track? Like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I'll do one

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Is it unpatriotic? Oh, to spank during the net, would you think Trump will get upset about that? Well, you can't, because you should have your hand over your heart. But what about your other hand can spank? No, you, well, if you're left, if you're a lefty, sure. But if you're a righty, then you're screwed.

So wait, righty, tidy. Lefty, luci, go homey, lefty, loose, go homey. Go homey. We're moving into a new game that is a fun singing game as well called Hot Spot. Someone sings a song, inspired by a word, and then you sing a song, inspired by a song, boom, boom. And then you sing a word, inspired by that song.

OK, so what? Someone gives someone a word? Yeah, give a word and whoever's first inspired Now that she's back in the atmosphere The team I think of me as plain old changel's are about a man who was too afraid to fly so we never did land To the sea I can't believe I can fly, I believe I can touch something inside me say I really don't think it's strong enough now Are you strong enough to be my man? I was walking home one night

I got into a big old fire It's stronger than yesterday I ain't gave it my way Yesterday all my troubles seem so far away Now I see this if they're here to stay Oh I believe in yesterday Tomorrow tomorrow I love you tomorrow It's only a day away

I love you always forever, dear our partners together. Every day I will be with you, every day I will devote you. I love you. Oh my, bye, bye. And that's how you play that hot spot. Hot spot. Let's take a break. Let's take a break.

Why is it a hot spot? Because in the improv game, you get in the middle and you're on the spot. Ah, second break that's a great. Why is it a hot spot? Because in the improv game, you get in the middle and you're on the spot. Yeah, that's a great, take a break. Take a break. Hey, we're back. Next up is Paul's favorite, the Ministers Cat. That's my favorite of all time.

He's always wanted to play it. He loves this game. I love it. Well, because you're very close with your minister and you're mine to you of him. Yeah, yeah. I really lean on him a lot. Lean on him.

I do. All right. How do we play the minister's cat? You come up with an adjective to describe the minister's cat and you're keeping time. When you go in the order of ABC. That's the alphabet. Oh, right.

I've got a quarter. Got it. And Paul, you're starting inside. Yes, I am. The Ministers Cat is an albino cat. The Ministers Cat is a beautiful cat. The Ministers Cat is a Calico cat. The Ministers Cat is a dumb cat. The Ministers Cat is an egalitarian cat.

The Ministers Cat is a friendly cat. The Ministers Cat is a grand cat. The Ministers Cat is a horrendous cat. The Ministers Cat is an ignorant cat. The Ministers Cat is a horrendous cat. The Ministers Cat is an ignorant cat. The Ministers Cat is a joky cat. The Ministers Cat is a... Karmic cat? You're out.

Okay, it's hard. I feel like I was already out because... Oh, that's all right. You guys go so early on. The Ministers Cat is a little cat. The Ministers Cat is a marvelous cat. The Ministers Cat is a night-like cat. The minister's cat is a night like cat. Tonight?

Just like a cat that lights up as a night light. It's not a real cat. It's a night like a show. Like Felix the cat. Yeah. The minister's cat. My favorite game and I won it again. OK, the next game is the laughing game.

Here we go. One player says, huh? The next player says, huh, huh? And so forth. First person to laugh for real loses. So this one has a loser, not a winner. Great. Right. That's right. Yeah.

I think all the games have losers. I lost my paper. Okay. It sounds like you're going through your notes. All right. What about going to laugh at it? Do we, how do we do? Do we go around in a circle? Yeah. Circle, yeah. Okay. Lauren starts.

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It was so long. Let's start with just one. Ha, ha who? Ha ha, hoo ha. Ha ha ho. Ha ha ho, he, okay, I lost. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. No, no, we both lose. Oh, that's true. I did not win that? Okay, I lost. Oh, it's. Oh, no, no, we both lose.

Oh, that's true. I did not win that game. You both lost. All right. Well, Lauren lost. Oh, this one's weird. Carnely. Why is it called that?

I don't know. Someone points at a player and says a title. The person on their right has to say a new title using the last word. Maybe this is, don't stop making it plural. No, no, no. It was definitely the other one. But we were saying jewels. Yeah.

OK, so it's a title. So, it's a balloon, sweet-gum putting it in a subway. OK, so I'll start with a title. It's a title of anything? A movie. It's a title of anything. Or anything. Anything.

A tale of two cities. Cities. City of angels. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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We're just doing lightning rules. Yep. Okay. Lightning rules. Nice. Nice. Sex in the city. Oh, city, I guess.

Yeah. Uh, city of night. Night crawler. Was that one word? It was one word. Oh, it was sitting up. He. Well, I mean, I don't think it matters.

I'm just saying that or like I could do like. Night of the living dead. Oh, fuck yeah. That's not real. That's not real. Dead calm. Call me mummy. Call my comedian. I don't have one. Oh call me by my name. Obviously. Call me by my name. And that was currently. All right, my name. Call me my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my It's just anything. Okay, I'll think of it. It's any, okay, yeah, I got it. I got it.

Is it animal, animal vegetable or mineral? And it's not, yes or no questions, it's it. Okay, it's, I think we decided not because it was taking animal. Okay. Does it have fur? No. Does it have feathers? Inside an inside out pillow? Yeah, no. Is it a reptile? No.

Is it a fiche? No. Does it have eyes on the side of its head? No. Is it a mythological creature? No. Is it a mammal? Yes. Is it a seal? No.

Does it live on land? Yes. How are you doing wrong? It's okay. Is it... Does it... Is it does it? Switching off and then all of a sudden you took over I Mean what's going on?

Do it. Hey do it. Hey do it. See if I get is it long lived We don't know yet. What the fuck? Wait, so it doesn't have... Is it your animal? No. Cause it doesn't have feathers. It's like reptile. I didn't, I picked something specific.

Maybe I was supposed to pick something general. Oh, so you're like Donald Duck or something? Something. Is it supposed to just be... Is it, so you're like Donald Duck or something? Something. Is it supposed to just be... Is it real? She haven't said anything. It's fine, is it real? Yes.

Like, is it a character? No. Is it famous? Yes. Is it... Doesn't have fur. Doesn't have fur, doesn't have feathers. Not a fish, it's not't have fur. Doesn't have fur, doesn't have feathers. It's not a fish, it's not a reptile.

It's a mammal. It's a mammal, it's not a seal. Guys, it's a human being. I'm just gonna give you. Oh my God. That's not the ant, no, it's not the answers. It's a specific human being. No, I know, that's annoying.

Why is it, but he said anything. Because it's not an animal. It's a mammal. I understand that we are animals, but like, whoa. Ha ha ha. Ha. Is it someone in this room? No.

Oh, okay. So it's a famous person who hasn't died yet. Ha ha. Is it famous? Do we, do we, I think we said famous? Okay, okay. And it is. Is, is this person older than 15?

Yes. Is it male or female? Female. Is it a singer? Yes. Is it Brady Spears? No. We have, this is our final question

Here all the questions I asked does it have hair is it a mantle? When you spears didn't have hair at one point so I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was close. You were close. I thought I remember the last time we played was stuff like the moon or something, which was far more general. Okay, okay, my turn. Wait, I thought we had to speed through these. Okay, wait, we do. Fine. What time is it? Oh my gosh, we have 15 minutes left. All right.

Oh, here we go. Here we go. This is a good one. This is Hey, Fred Schneider. What are you doing? Okay. Okay. Lauren just did the slow. Well, you know why? You get a big wind up like you were going to clap and then you put your hands together so gently. Let's find the rhythm. Slower. Hey, French writer. What are you doing?

Going to the market to pick up supplies. Hey, French writer. What are you doing? Driving back home and saying hi to my wife. Hey, Fritzider, what are you doing? Driving back home in St. Hyde on my wife. Hey, Fritzider, what are you doing? I'm picking up my prescription food. Hey, Fritzider, what are you doing? Getting a mirror, checking my units for worms.

Hey, Fritzider, what are you doing? Yep, there's worms better go to the doctor. Hey, Fritzider, what are you doing? Yep, there's worms better go to the doctor. Hey, Prince Knighter, what are you doing? On second thought, I'm gonna keep the worms. Hey, Prince Knighter, what are you doing? Chopping up the worms to make a worm army. Hey, Prince Knighter, what are you doing? Staging a coup on the United States government. Hey, Prince Knighter, what are you doing? Staging a coup on the United States government.

Hey, Fritz Knighter, what are you doing? I'm sneaking into the White House. Hey, Fritz Knighter, what are you doing? Connecting red wires to green wires now. Hey, Fritz Knighter, what are you doing? Blowing up the world using the nuclear arsenal. Hey, Fritz Knighter, what are you doing? Blowing up the world using the nuclear arsenal. Hey, Fritz Hider. What are you doing?

I'm looking at a laptop outside of the White House now. Hey, Fritz Hider. What are you doing? Renewing my subscription to the New York Times. Hey, Fritz Hider. What are you doing? Applying for a new Discover card. Hey, Fritz Hider.

What are you doing? I'm buying stuff from new Discover card. Hey, French writer, what are you doing? I'm buying stuff. I'm my new card. Hey, French writer, what are you doing? Racking up points on that Discover card. Hey, French writer, what are you doing? Are you going to say TNT about their delivery person didn't call. Oh, yeah. That was fun. Oh, dear, high low there.

I have to pee. Sorry. I know. We still have 10 minutes. OK, high low there. Let's go. It's like being in a crate. Hi, how are you?

Didn't we decide there was a better way to do this? Let's skip it. Okay, fine. Yeah, it didn't work. Okay, we did not work. All right, we to not you. Oh, to the listener who submitted that. It didn't work.

Hey, halfway, not a good game. We to not you. Okay, good. Oh, good. Okay, so we. Each pair has 60 seconds to find as many things in common as they can. If the third person has that in common,

it doesn't count. Okay. So. Shave any time, us? Uh-huh. Okay, sorry. Okay, so it's me and Paul. Me and Paul first.

Okay. And we have two things. We have to say things we have in common that's got does not have in common. So we're trying to find things that we have in common that he will not have in common. Okay. And if I have it in common, I'll speak up,

and you do not get a point for it. Okay. Three, two, one. Have you, I, we're fucking wow. Okay. Do you know how drive stick shift? No. Me neither.

Oh shit. Do you, did you ever have a pet lizard or a chameleon? No. I did. Did you ever have a pet cat? Yes. Me too. I did not.

Have you ever, have you ever baked a cake? No. Have you ever worked with cake? No. I have. Have you ever worked with Will Ferrell? Yes. I have. Oh, sure. Have you ever sat in a trunk while the car is moving? Trunk?

Yeah. Wait, a trunk or the back of the pickup truck? A trunk. A trunk. I have not Have you ever worked with John C. Riley? Yes, no Have you ever You guys got four

In the head, okay, we got four you didn't have okay now. It's you guys against me okay Tell me tell us when okay one. Sorry three two one do you have a penis? Yes, I do Do you have a fair? Do you have a left testicle? Yes, I do do you have a right testicle? I sure do such a tutor Do you have a non-fucing dipoles? Yeah me too These are don't count yeah, Rad sex. Yeah. These all don't count. You ever had sex with a woman? These all don't count. Start over.

Well, that one could. I'm not speaking about that. Oh, what a scandal. What a scandal. Oh, damn. Start over. Start over. It legal.

Well, all right, we fed out the lords, that's excellent. No, I didn't say that. Have you ever shaved your beard? Yes. Let's move on. Let, all right. We fed out the Lord's. That's excellent. No, I didn't say that. Have you ever shaved your beard? Yes Let's move on Move on. Let's move on. All right. All right. Let's go to 21 Go around the room telling a story where each person says a word. However one person has romance Oh, oh, we're telling a continuous sentence, but we all have a oh we each have a different

John We're doing last time. Time start to say it Oh, we're telling a continuous sentence, but we all have a, Oh, we each have a different genre. Wait, you skipped one, I'm gonna think it. No, we're doing it last. Sorry. Three times time to say it. We're keeping that behind the curtain. You just brought it out in front. Delie, delie.

So each, so one of us has, okay, so Lauren, you have romance. Okay. I have a blifting and Paul, you have scary. Okay. Sure. Okay. Sexily. You really shouldn't start sentences with an advert. I think last time it was like whereby. It inspired deep fear in grinds.

From heaven underneath. Memories. Memorial sheets. She's... memorial. She's... That... came... hard. Scary. I... came...

Underground. Where? Ridingly. I came underground where, writhingly, it appeared inside. The orifice internally. Then nothing came out. Oh fuck. And that was whatever that was. Sure was. All right, one word impressions. Oh, yeah, okay, okay One word impressions this we can only say one word and we have to guess who it is. Okay Okay Stella Marlon Brando

Crook Croc. Needs. Here's. Checknacles. Yeah, we did it. All right. And now. Perfect round.

Pitches sit song. Perfect breath. So. Someone gives a name of a song and someone else pitches a sitcom based on the song. And then whoever pitched the song title then has to come up with the theme song to the show. Right. Okay. So Lauren, you give the name of a song.

It had to be me. Wait, is that a real song? No. No, that's me. Real song. Oh. It had to be you. It had to be me. Wait, is that a real song? No. No, it has to be a real song. Oh. It had to be you. It had to be you. Me.

All right, Paul, you're going to pitch it had to be you? Yeah. This is a show. It's about, um, the, you're familiar with the Highlander legend? Uh, there can only be one. Yeah, I told you about all I know about it. This is a guy. He doesn't want to be the Highlander. Okay. Um, he was chosen to be one. Yeah, I told you about all I know about it. This is a guy, he doesn't want to be the highlander.

Okay. He was chosen to be it. And he can't pass this responsibility off to anyone else. Right. And it causes him a problem at work, you know, because he has this regular job at the electric company. And he has to keep leaving, making excuses to go do a highlander business.

Right. And you've created a song for this. Yes. I got a goal. I could stay My business is more important than this is I gotta go I could stay But bimpset still I said I gotta go And that's how you play pitch a sit song

All right, now we have monologue thief We played it last episode monologue thief. We played it last episode, monologue thief. You start. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was, it was yesterday, actually, now I think about it. I look on calendar, I see it was yesterday, the way it went down. Did I chair the page off? It's a new day and I'm like, that was two days ago now.

Flashback to a million years ago, the dinosaurs roamed the earth. I was born out of a frog's ass. It was not pleasant and I didn't like it, but your mom is your mom. What are you going to do? I still love her. I don't know what to say. And all she says to me is ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

But when I looked her top, I got all high. I still remember seeing all the sights and sounds of hideum. The end. Yeah. All right, we've come to the very lastdom. The end. All right, we've come to the very last one. This is, I'm glad we thought this out. Yeah. This is what I'm thinking. Okay.

So we're all playing at the same time. No. God, a man. We got to. This is how it ends. We just got our final episode of three demands. Not with a bang, but with me whimpering. One. Wait, okay, we got to think of any word or thing, whatever it is. We just got our final episode of three demands not with a bang but with me whimpering One

Wait, okay, we got to think of it any word or thing whatever it is Three two one two I said nut earlobes to not and tissues All right earlobes nut and tissues ready three two one Q-tip masturbate and what coming Q-tip masturbate and what? Coming. Q tip masturbate and coming. Three, two, one, jeez. P-hole. P-hole. Come rag P-hole and what? Gism. Gism. Come rag P-hole and gism. Ready? Three, two, one, ejaculate. I said wanking. Paul and I said a jacket. That's true. Wanking. So a jacket and winking. Okay.

Three, two, one. Join us. Yeah. I said, so it's similar. I started. I was like, that's the first thing. All right. One more time.

Wait, what was it? What? Jirking off in peace and what? I said, that's a debit deck. That's a penis. And he's a debit, debit? Yeah. So penis and jerking off, depot, depot.

Okay, ready? Three, two, one, master baiting. I already said master. Okay, we got to start over. Okay, it got started over. Okay, ready? So anywhere, anywhere. Three, two, one, go.

Glossier. Coffee, Fedora. Fedora. Gloss. Coffee Fedora. Gloss, okay. Three, two, one, Mug. Mug, Paul and I mug. And would you say Italian? Fedora Fedora glass coffee Fedora glass. Okay. Mug Paul and I mug and would you say Italian Italian and mug

Scarface headshot and espresso mug I don't know Italian mug. Okay. I thought of a headshot. What is it? Scarface headshot is press so scar face and scar face head shot is okay ready I have guessed it I'm really not on board. I'll be genome and what my little friend my little friend my little friend okay Are you so scoffed I said John Colzone? Oh, we can't go Are you so scruffy? I said John Cullzone. Oh, we can't go. I mean, I mean, I'm in this alley Cuz he played his friend Johnny pizza pie

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Yeah, we can. Slappers. Through Amazon. Through Amazon. There have been some people who offered to design us. I know. Some spanking slappers. I'm not against it.

I'm not against it either. Not for it. I don't want. Sheaven, thank you so much for being here since the beginning. Is that right? Can I keep this CD pure mood to you? Yeah, you can keep it. I don't want. Sheaven, thank you so much for being here since the beginning. Is that right? Can I keep the CD pure mood? Yeah, you can keep it. And you've been with us since the beginning right, Sheaven?

Since episode two. You weren't here on episode one. No, Corinne. Corinne was here on it. Oh, thanks to Corinne for hitting it. Get it started. Once you got it started. Yes, you push this out of the nest.

Thank you, Corinne. Go by the t-shirt. Say you were there. Yeah, sucking on. Sh, buy the t-shirt. Say you're there. Yeah, sucking on chili Guys, thank you. We'll whoa drop the mic. Drop the mic. Everything in the night. Everything in the night. Everyone's free. We're free!

We'll see you up the mic. Stop the fuck off. We should be alive. And every shit thing will hurt us. Bye! Bye!