Threedom - Threevisiting: Forget It Jake, It's Chinatown

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss playing Jeopardy and writing their wills. They also play a game where they tell a story by each adding one word. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Wow. Hell is other people. Oh, like when people make small talk, I'm like, you're boring. Literally get to the good stuff. I want to hear about your innermost thoughts, feelings, dialogues, and hate. Let's make this real. I would hate people who do that. Like, come on, we're having a very facile conversation.

Let's dig down to the real stuff. You can't point it out if you're gonna do that. You gotta just get the combo there. You gotta just do it. Yeah, you can't shame and blame. No, shame and blame. Shame and blame part of my life. What is that?

It's just a song about me. Shame and blame part of my life. What the fuck? You can't do it. I accept that fact. I'm not perfect neither of you. Shame and blame a part of my life. Who's made you the most shameful and playful?

Yeah, who's shamed you the most in just simple conversation? Oh, wow. Just someone you don't know that one. No, but suddenly you're just like, God, why do I, why are you trying to make me feel bad? I just had it happen with somebody the other day. Yeah, just walking down the street just the other day. No, it's somebody I know but not well,

but they just really blatantly insulted something that I'm, that I did. What'd you do? It's, it's in the future. So it doesn't, it's, it's, this hasn't had, This is a time travel. Oh my God. I'm just trying to be vague because I don't want to talk

about the specific thing, but like basically I was a part of something and this person happened to see it and they said it was not good. And I was like, why would you say that to me? It's my embargo. I know I feel bad and I haven't even seen it. I don't even know.

Like I don't have my own opinion. It's just, I wanted to just say, fuck you. But then my initial reaction was, wow, now I'm afraid to see it. And then that person was like, oh, bye. So you never said fuck you? No, I was so surprised. I was so surprised. To whip it.

But you know, when something, I think I tend to stick up for myself. But if something surprises me so much, I'm like, fuck you. Your hands are finally gone. I didn't know what to say. And I also was like, You could always reach out to the person now with just, He's like,

Oh, it just says, I didn't have the chance to say this at the time, but fuck you. Yeah, I meant to say that. That was really, I forgot about that being an aspect of the song Whippet by Devo. Is that too late?

It's not too late. It's too late. You still have a chance to whip it. It's not too late. To whip it. You still have a chance to whip it. It's not too late. Um, I, I think what happens in those moments is someone who is crossing a line in such a colossal way that, of course, you don't have a response for that because it's like, you have to process. I would never tell anyone something they're in as bad.

Yeah. I had won the other day where I felt bad about it. My friend was talking about a new record that he really liked. And before he could even talk about it, I was like, oh, I hate that record. Blah blah blah. I gave all the reasons why I hated it. And I was just like, why am I, who,

let him enjoy his record? But like, why do I, why does my opinion have to supersede his? You know what I mean? Because it's not worth putting in there. I've become so conscious of that because, I think because of the internet you see how often people do it.

Because how often people shut, because the internet. This was the album because the internet. Because the internet, this is America, I mean, on the internet. You see how often people offer an unsolicited opinion about something that just doesn't need to be there. And I realize it makes me so conscious of when I do that. And I've stopped myself so many times now

from chiming in like, well, I didn't care for very much. Like, yeah, that's not the topic. I know, and I've done that too, but I feel like sometimes I do it because I'm like, I also saw that thing and I didn't like it. And if my friends just talk about something they watch, like we don't know anyone in it or whatever, I'm like, I want to say I didn't like it

because I want to talk about it. You wanna talk about why? Because you're an artist, you wanna talk about why something works or why something does. And what do you like about it? Cause I hated that or whatever. And then like, but I feel like it does shut down things. Cause then the person's like,

oh, I guess I'm dumb because I liked it. Or something. But then, it also, it depends on the relationship. Yeah. And it depends on what you wanna say about. What about brother to uncle? Oh, stay away. I would say.

Brother, what's the? Don't a brother should not just as an uncle. Just so brother should never. You are a brother should never. And someone is an uncle. Brothers should know their place. If you are a brother, if you have a brother, I mean, if you are a brother, if you have a brother,

no, no, that's true. The doctor was a woman. Thank you. You can be a brother without having a brother. Yes, but if you have a brother, you definitely are a brother. No, I can have a brother without being a brother. No, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry. I guess I'm a brother. Are you ready. No, yes, no news for you. Sorry.

I guess I'm a brother. Are you ideally, I guess you're under cover. Yeah, but don't talk to them. I have brothers. I wish I only had sisters, then I could talk to uncles about things I don't like. No, but unfortunately, your brother. The diesmen cast.

What I don't like is someone, I mean, putting online that they hate something or whatever. I don't really see someone, I mean, putting online that they hate something or whatever. I don't really see the point in that though. I'm sure before I get the internet was like- Even if I come up with the most cutting hilarious joke about a recent show that's not good, what's the point? I wouldn't eat out there. I feel like I try to be very sparing with that.

The notable exception for me in recent years was making fun of the new twin peaks, which I really enjoyed because it really bothered people that I, that I mean, that you weren't like yet. Yeah, and I, and I understood the, the, the attraction of being a troll online. Oh, because it's hilarious. It was funny to me that people were upset that I didn't like this TV show. Right. Right.

Because the carers, really. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's just, I've stopped. I, I often will is the cares, really. Yeah. No, it's just, I've stopped, I often will like be like, oh man, this is a funny tweet about something that I hated, some show that I hated and that's just like, who cares? Yeah. Oh, I got busted the other day. Wait, just the other day.

Wait, you walking down the street. I was walking down the street just the other day, checking my Twitter. Somebody had posted a... I was walking down the street just the other day. Checking my Twitter and how it was a laboratory. And Uncle told a brother, you must not say I was somebody that I

follow on Twitter that I really enjoy. I think this real Donald Trump. What's the combination between real Trump? Donald Trump and Lauren. Lovers. What?

Two levels and 12. I'm just looking at him. What would it take? What would it take for you to have sex with Donald Trump? Money or. There's nothing that could do it. There's nothing. There's nothing.

What about for you? For me? I'm okay, really. You know what the fact that you do it. There's nothing. There's nothing. What about for you? For me? I'm okay, really. You know what the fact that you already have. Really putting myself, no, but I mean, really being honest about it, putting myself in this situation, it probably would have to be in the,

it would be money, definitely. Well, for sure, but like, think about this. If it gave you like millions of dollars then you bought a house with it or something, you'd be like, this is the house that I fucking Donald Trump got me. But what if it were a transactional thing that was not about money? Also, what if it was through a glory hole? I didn't have to know it was him until later. No, you must know. You must know. No, but okay, no, because the way the deep looped, what if it's a thing

where his pubic hair looks just like the hair asset. It's all swept over underneath his balls. And it pushes it through the glory hole. Oh, it's just it through. It's like, Hey, those aren't necessary for this. I want you to just hold it. Like, what if it was a thing where it's like, okay, I will have sex with Donald Trump. And then he has to resign as president. Yeah. He has to admit he was a terrible and competent president. And everyone who works for a mess to be fired and they have to get all people who will

work for it. But he can never go back on it. Because he can never go back on it. He can't say like a year later after he's out of office, like, I just did that. And I guess he has to stand by it forever. And I get $30 million. Yeah, I would need lots, lots of money, but the idea of him.

Because you know, that wouldn't be enough for you? $30 million. No, not $30 million. I'm just him resigning and doing it all the wrong. I wouldn't. You wouldn't take it for the team for free? I guess I'd probably get a lot of money in like speaking engagements. Where you speak about the come over on his

balls. So what's cool about it? They were so small. It is dick. Small balls make your dick look big to him. But I was thinking I had a whole sentence in my head where he said, I have to push them through because then you can, by perspective, make some mistakes. Like who bests like the Raiders of the Lost Ark Boulder? He's on the other side, right? And then he puts his dick through there. And then he hears from the other side of the wall,

I'll do a rough, yeah. No, because he's like, oh, I gotta get the balls in there. I gotta get them balls in there. I gotta get them balls in there. Like, no! I think I would do it. Here's the thing, I would do it because I love him, so just put that out there. I would just wanna do it.

But emotionally, you're very drawn to him. Yeah, and magnetically, yeah. But in terms of trying to help the world, I really wanna get to my outfit. It sucks when you're so drawn to someone emotionally, but I really want to get to my advantage. It sucks when you're so drawn to someone emotionally. You don't find them physically attractive. Yeah.

And it's weird that this very strong emotional reaction doesn't bring along with it, the physical attraction. Yeah. For the whole Trump. Well, I can look at him and say, I don't think he's a attractive person, but I really am drawn. Drawing to him just to be human beings. And I love him and I love him.

And I'm in love with him. I love him and I'm in love with him. The boys. Anyway, I got busted online because it's somebody that I follow on Twitter. It was funny. And this is I think a fun way that you can be negative on Twitter that's not hurting anyone. But she was saying what video game tropes do you not like? And mine is like, she gave like a list of things like, you know, for me, one of them is when you

save somebody in the game and then they say, it took you long enough for it. Like, there's like common things that happen. And I thought it was funny. And I wrote back, I am playing this one game right now and I named the game and it's full of long-winded Characters that you have to listen to in order to get to the next thing And then a fucking guy to develop her or whoever created it or whatever. Yeah somebody tagged the guy Oh I deleted the tweet. I hate people tag the person. Yeah, if you're just trying to do a funny thing or whatever Or I've had people tag somebody on something I said

on a podcast that was not even intended to be a thing, and then they're like, you said this about so-and-so, and I'm like, that's not even what I meant, and then if you listen to the context, that's not what I said. And like, the podcast thing is even worse because it's like, you may have recorded that months ago, and you're like, I don't remember,

remember what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, that's what we have, this flanking rule here. We don't remember. Remember what? I don't remember. I don't remember. That's what we have. There's a clanking rule here. We don't remember anything. That's exactly right. So anyway, so I wrote to the, so I wrote to the, but I didn't read it up. So I wrote to the guy and said, why did you do that? And he said, because he wrote the game.

And I was like, I know. I get that part of it. I understand that. Why would you do that? Because I said, is he a friend of yours? Because I'm a shit lord. He said he's a very good friend of mine. And I said, why would you bring this to the attention of your good friend?

He's like, well, I think he would be tickled that you mentioned his game or whatever. And I was like, the guy doesn't follow me. I don't think he's gonna find this amusing. That's a person he doesn't know who it is. He's talking shit about a game. And so, but the more I thought about it, the more I thought the, I came with the conclusion of like,

well, I just shouldn't have written that. And I shouldn't have mentioned the game by name. There was no reason for me to do that. I forgot, I forgot in that moment that it's public and that. Well, I didn't forget that it's public, but I forgot like it never occurred to me that oh, the person who wrote this game, whatever. Yeah, because it was a thing. Yeah.

It just existed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't see the people behind it. Yeah, and so in the end, I don't, I don't, I did, I did a thing that I wouldn't like if somebody else did. Right. And I'm so, as annoying as it is that guy, you know, tagged that guy, that other guy, it was like,

well, I shouldn't have written the thing in the first place because that's not what I want to do. Of course, anyone could see it eventually, but also it's the same thing as telling someone, someone was talking shit about them. It's like, I don't really need to know that. I don't really want that. It also just like helped me.

It leads to Twitter being like a complaint box. Yeah. People just, you know, like every single day we're just reading complaints and complaints and complaints about people's lives. Or people just want like want to see what happens, you know. They want to see like, oh, they're going to, now they're going to get into it or something.

Or this is going to be some fun fireworks for me to watch. But also, forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. it Jake it's Chinatown Jake I'm for you Forget it Chinatown Lauren jump in it's fun all you need to know is the words forget it Jake it's Chinatown It's now having fun as a family. We do it all three of us. Jake, fuck it. He's trying to town.

He's trying to town. He's trying to town. We need to take a break. Okay. Take a break, Jake. It's trying to town, bye. Take a break, it's just a zone. Okay, we're back. Forget it, the two jigs, it's two Chinatowns.

If that was the last line in that movie, as bad as it was, I would have been like, you got me. You got me. You got me to stick around till the end of this. I'm retroactively on board with just move yet and enjoy Although what we're doing exactly what we were just talking about. I've never I've never seen the two. I saw it at the South Coast Plot. I'm playing in front of me. Yeah Just it's smiling. Well, yeah, it makes me horny baby. Yeah, it makes me horny baby. Yeah Do you remember... Yeah. ...the horny for the first time?

Oh, it makes me. Can I tell you my journey with the word horny, which I hated and made me cringe when I was younger? Yeah. And then all of a sudden, I want to say this year, it became hilarious to me. Yeah. It's adorable. I think it's a cute word. Saying it.

The word horny, I think, is cute. What? What word could you say instead? Aroused but like that's not a rouse, but that's a thing. It's like pussy and horny. There's no good Substitution like no substitutions I'm taking on the sex venue um, you know, like there's nothing like I like, I'm turned on, but it's not even the same thing. You got me going. It's sad.

You got my mojo rising. Like in the mood. I think, yeah, I guess. But there's nothing good for pussy. You gotta say horn, you gotta say pussy in a story. That song in the mood, the old Glenn Miller song. The song. That was bad.

It was a party. It is when you think about it. And birds do it, bees do it. Yeah, you know, they were being a little cheeky. It's like birds, birds, birds, birds. Fall in love. It's like let's fuck. Even educated flees, fuck. Let's do it.

Let's fuck. I think almost every song is about fucking. Otherwise, like, why would anyone write a song unless it was about fucking? Right? Or it was gonna get you fucked. Yeah. What about songs?

Like, they don't, this is a thing that's not in songs anymore that was in the old Cole Porter days. Like, references to Greek mythology and stuff. Oh, everyone used to know Greek mythology so well, they would be like, old Atlas hell the world It was like okay, Elevus Gerald There wasn't that much stuff to learn at that point So they had to go into like fake stuff the said or her gilly slum

It's like all right I feel like I know a lot of Greek mythology like in fifth grade We had to learn a lot of stuff and we read the Iliad Greek mythology like in fifth grade we had to learn a lot of stuff and we read the Iliad and we like in fifth grade you had to learn a lot of stuff We learn a lot of Greek mythology Scott hey I What it comes up? I did Jeffrey. Oh my god. Wait. What do you know? Well, I don't know. What can we do celebrity jeopardy?

Yeah, I forgot about that. We all have to sing the national anthem and we all have to do celebrity jeopardy What is what if we made a different opportunity game? Jeopardy is written to you to say come to the audience. I'm doing that. Yeah, so yeah, where do you go? What to see? They said I wasn't invited, right?

Yeah, they said you specifically can't come. I was something about Alex, you're back meeting him. You specifically. But I had to change it because I said I'd come. I blocked that out of my memory. Well, you can still come if you want. Can I tell you something that's it's something. I'm finding a date that works. You sounds. I blocked that out of my memory. I thought it out. You can still come if you want. Can I tell you something, that's some finding a date that works.

You probably can't go. People who run social. You probably can't make it so so busy. People who run social media accounts are big podcast listeners. Yeah. Because the podcast, the big ones, Amanda London, Maria Blasucci,

they have this campaign they're trying to get. They want to be the first podcast to record in the Good Year Blimp. And whoever runs the Good Your Blimp account, it very much knows how to reference things from many different bodies. We should try to undercut them and get up there. Ordeus Sabius, can we be up there?

Arno works done. I do support their network a lot. I think it's great. It's all very female driven podcasts. Sure. I think it's great. It's all free. You're a female. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Driven podcast. Sure. Sure, sure, sure enough about them.

So maybe I'll do something with them. No, forget to take a shot. So but what were you saying about Jeopardy? You want us to do? Well, I was thinking, what if we, well, I actually have a friend who makes Jeopardy games for like parties and stuff like we he made for like the, we have a a little dinner party and then he put together a jeopardy game and we played it It was really good. So like we had we could make one like a And then we compete against each other on it with video and on a computer or so

No, no, he just did it with paper. We could do it like but the person who makes it has to do a lot of work Shove and and yeah, you can also know a lot of things You can also You can also pull it from a... Oh! You can pull it! Oh, you! Shit! Actually, I burned! Actually, you could pull it from a real jeopardy.

That's true, although I've memorized every episode. But anyway, would you pull it from a real jeopardy? Yeah, I would do it. For a feature, should we do it? Maybe we'll do it next week, where we do... And how do we buzz in? Well... Sarah name.

Sarah name. We just have to... Well, it'll take a while to make the... Call you by our in? Well, Sarah name, Sarah name. We just have to, well, take a while to make the call you by our name. Yeah, call call me by your name and then that's how you get buzzed in. Lauren. No, call me by your name. Oh, Lauren. Your name's Lauren. Okay, you're gonna fucking lose. We should we should try to convince Jeopardy to do a podcast week. We should. It would be so unpopular anyway. Why would they? The same popularity as what they do. It's just three. Who's gonna do it, Sarah?

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Sarah can't even go against Mark Mauer. I'm saying it's just three extra, just three people on there. They gotta fill five nights a week. Come on, just do it. They're desperate for it. Who wants to see those fucking college kids? And they could do it like a lot of like topics that we like, like music and movies, culture,

team songs, team songs. Creak mythology. Now that you've already told them, you listen to it so much. Listen. I listen to someone's creak mythology. How would you, how would you listen to a week? Creak mythology. A week, hours or stories.

Both. A hundred stories, one hour. I still am waiting to be a, everyone we know seems to be like they're an answer on jeopardy. I know. And all I have is between two verns was one. Come on, you can't bang bang. No, but not my name.

Come on, you can't bang bang. No, but not my name. Come on, you can't bang bang. Come on, you can't bang bang. Was it a real? Or just a new black, I guess, has been an answer, but I don't I can't imagine I'm pretty big to be an answer on there. I've been on two podcasts that were that were jeopardy.

Well, we're today super ego and thrilling ventro. Wow. That is cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but nothing for comedy bang. At least I don't think so. Well, I'm the one they tweeted at this today could get tickets to the show.

So yeah, but yeah, I guess so. So I'll probably go watch it. I wish you could see the cool face Lauren is making right. And I could probably sit in the audience. I hope I get a jeopardy sweatshirt. I wish they would show the audience a jeopardy. They do every once in a while to show a little bit. They'd be doing it more lately and it's really weird

because it's a really small audience. Because you do have a great, Marie, what wheel of fortune? Marie calendars, you know, the one thing. Be cool again and I'll, I'll, everything is Marie calendars to me. be cool again and I'll I'll never think is Marie calendar to me. But like talk like the cool person because I'm saying I get to go. Matt, this is a video.

I get to go to jeopardy and you don't wait. Why? How come I don't get to go? Why can we do this in a break? No, this is part of the show now. I'll see the video. It's like it's like content going from multiple mediums. God. You know my friend Gray.

Yeah. She's Gray Griffin. She was unraised by TV. You didn't go listen to that. She would go listen. Go listen to that. We once found out that we equally were fascinating with Judge Judy, the first season or whatever,

but she would go and sit there. Oh my god, that's so funny. She would sit there and she was right behind the plaintiff several times where she's just like. That's so fun. It's pretty. I think Brian Safi can also be seen in many of the reals. Yeah, he's obsessed too. It's so funny. Oh, it's so good. We should go to Judge Judy too. We were looking up.

I would don't, I would. You know what I love about Judge Judy is their theme song is done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, or whatever, because it's like public domain. They don't like that. They don't I would you what I love about just Judy is their theme song is done Whatever because it's like public domain They don't want to spend they don't want to spend money on the song She has like me I mean she's like one of the richest people in the world and they don't want to spend money on a song Here's what I found out They don't want to pay I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.

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Judge Judy, yes, one of the most successful entertainers. She's number four on the list of the most successful entertainers of the year, up from number 43, the year before. What a leap, what a life. I don't know why I have to do that. She made it into a deal or something. Did you do?

Did she get a podcast? Oh, maybe she did.. Did you get a podcast? Oh, maybe she did. What is she out of podcast? Do you think like everyone who just listened to that, does it translate? Where people just like, I want to listen to Judge Judy yelling at people. I mean, but she was one of my first impressions

when I was in middle school. What do you got? Let's hear it. No, I can't do it now. I used to watch her when I was a kid. Yeah, try it out. I can't even do it. I don't pee.

Don't pee. Don't pee. What, don't pee. But I would do do it. Don't pee. Don't pee. Don't pee. But I would do it in school. And my teacher thought it was really funny. They made me get up and do it. Yeah.

Were you always getting up in school? Yeah, I bet. Not really, but I would often talk. I would just shout things out that I had. I just shout things out. My teacher's always liked it. I don't think I have. Woop, woop, lady.

I would just like make a sarcastic comment about something. Yeah, right. Yeah. I can't imagine doing it now. More like Honey Butchios. But it honestly. What? I don't know.

They're talking about Honey Nut Cheerios. She's not like that. Now, I'm not like class, if you have two Honey Nut Cheerios. More like Honey Butchios. Okay, Lauren, settle down. And you have one away. It was very good. Get up here and do it.

We love it. All right, I'm going to stop. What can I say? I can only imagine if you're a teacher, you're just looking for something to break up the minute. Yeah, probably. It was probably just nice to not have to... I had some teachers who loved my clownery

and some teachers who hated it. Yeah, well, the teachers who didn't like it, I hated them. Yeah, well, I was like, I was with a red, and I was like, I mean, I did that. Of course. Yeah.

You punished them. You probably were annoying though, right? Yeah, of course. I don't know if it was like all the time that I was saying stuff, but I definitely could, I said whatever I wanted. So you're like six three, you're shouting? I was six three, homie.

I know. Comparatively, comparatively. I was the other kid. Yeah, yeah. The other kid's like two, one, and you're six three. You're just standing, you're seat, arms and kid, everybody's sitting. I'm like, I'm out of control.

You're doing Richard Nixon impressions. I am not a crook. I'm not a crook. I'm not a crook. I did not crook sexual relations with that lady. Mr. Gorbachev, I'm not a crook lady. Dare now that sexual relations. Mr. Gorbachev, I think Richard Nixon just called. What?

To say he's not a crook lady? Well, is he a real estate? It's pizza day, I'm excited. Who are you doing? Well, is he really? It's pizza day. I'm excited. Who are you doing? First, you're doing pizza. No, no, no, no. Whenever I hear something like it's pizza day or something, I picture the grossest pizza pasta. Black. Yeah, black, but I still want to eat it. Like the proportion of sauce to everything else is out of whack.

Like, how much pizza? Okay, Jonathan Gold. And what's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein?

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What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? What's the protein? I have a friend. So if I die in the age of the internet, hopefully we'll be beyond that at this point, don't type rip. It just looks like... Type rest in peace or...

Homey. You know, something of real thought. Yeah. It does look just when it's just that, it looks like you might as well not send it to me at all. Yeah. Rip. I have a friend who barely ever tweets at all.

And when he does, it's like every four days, he just writes RIP whoever died that day. It's like, I was like, I always looked to you for my latest RIP news. Is that the humor of it? Or that's just like all he feels like saying? That's all he feels like saying is just like days will go by nothing. And then just RIP. His Twitter is just an internet cemetery.

The bones of celebrities. Where do you want to be buried? In your ass hole. You want to put your dick in my ass hole? I don't have a dick on the ass in your ass hole. I mean, what do you think? If you really wanted it, I would, if you were cremated, I would allow them to inject your remains. I don't want that.

Let's, let's, let's, let's stop being silly for one second. We talked about this. Yes. What if you pre-deceased Lauren? Oh, I see. I thought you might kill her. No, no, no, pre-deceased. You're dead.

The nice way of saying murder. I'm going to pre-decease you. What a threat. If you die for, I'm going to die for Lauren. Okay, I'm going to pre-deceive you. What a threat. If you die before Lauren, I'm going to die before Lauren. Okay, go ahead. Thank you. There's more. What if that was it?

What if you die before Lauren? I need you to die first, but you got to be 93. Before Gideke gets Chinatown. So if you die first, and then you agreed to this before you die. Yeah. That when Lauren dies after you, she is cremated and then her ashes are put into your body, via your rectum. I hate this idea. My rotting corpse, there's been rotting for decades. I'm not gonna go into live ass.

But what, no, no, there's a time limit on it so that if it only goes to an effect, if it's within a three year window, yes, okay, so my corpse is still kind of fresh, still intact. Wait, why is it, why is my corpse intact for, you meaning it in the ground?

Like they dig me up? We'll be obviously, or they're keeping me in a room somewhere. Obviously, you have a mausoleum, you're above ground. Obviously, you have that. And you guys both agree to this. You got the money, you got a Muslim. So I'm dead.

You're dead. Muslim's the way to go. I need to have a structure. People can walk inside. I want to have a little house where people can go. So I'm dead and you're dead. Neither of us are feeling this. It's not uncomfortable for either of us.

It's just purely a thing for us to do. I only want to know. No, we're joking now. We're joking now. In both of your, in both of your wills, it's not going to make either of us uncomfortable because we're both dead. It's like, it's so fricky.

Because it's, yeah, we come back to, we come back to, it's so fricky. Was mentioned on this podcast, it's so fricky. It's like it's so fricky. There's some people that, when they hear it's done, they're like, wow, they really did it. They really did it. Yeah, I would do it.

Here's my question. Yeah. Do you think it would be allowed? No. Well, if you both agreed to it. Wait, where are you going in this meantime? If you put something in your will, I'm still alive, I'm gonna live forever.

If you put something in your will, they have to allow it. They have to. My love. It's written down and signed by an odory. I don't know, would they? They would they dig up, like it would cost money. You know, they dig up my body and-

You don't dig zoomed in unless you're in a mausoleum, which is the way to go. Yeah, okay, so they pull out the drawer or whatever it is. Yeah, can I ask a weird question? Yeah. It might be too personal. No, it's okay. I hope it's not gonna do rail this conversation.

Have I ever had to ask you something about- No, do you have like a thing that explains what you want to happen to have to die and what people should do? I, we just did it. Oh my God. Is that what you do like a thing that explains what you want to happen to have to die and what people should do? I, we just did it. Oh my God. Is that what you do in a will? Yeah.

Well, that's well, there's, yeah, that kind of. It's all, there's all this stuff that's together that it's like, here's who's in charge of this. Yeah. Here's the executive. We did that, but we only did it for money. We didn't do like fun things like, like here's, or even just stuff like, here's the executive. We did that, but we only did it for money. We didn't do fun things like, or even just stuff like, here's a letter that I wrote to you that says,

you know, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, we just did it for money. Did you do that? And for like, you know, do not resuscitate some things like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is dark shit. It's gruesome.

No, we spent, we spent, yeah, I mean, we had to, we had to, first of all, talk about it all. And then we had to drive out to Westwood, it was the worst part of it. And we had to have like a long conversation with a lawyer about it and all that kind of stuff. It's weird. Yeah, it's, we thought we talked about it all. And then there were still some questions that we had to answer on the spot. We're like, burn me up. Yeah, so we're, we're, Scotty.

That's so weird. Help me burn. Well, that's the thing is, I don't think I'm going to be intact. I think I'm going to be cremated. So I think this is all the same. But also, it's important because I, I mean, I know people who've had to deal with that stuff for family members, so it didn't explain. Where it's like there's nothing, there's no instructions, I know. Yeah.

I think about it. I, you know, like, yeah. Cool. I've said that about Harris, that that was one of the things that was so surprising he had that all worked out All worked out. Yeah crazy. Yeah, I mean it's I want to do it though I think it's nice to do it. I just like I've only recently been like oh, I should probably figure that out Yeah, now's the time you have to start thinking about it But like for us, you know, we're I think the day you turn 1840s. Yeah, it's the time you have to start thinking about it. But like for us, you know, we're, I think the day you turn 1840s,

and it's like, we got to, they turn 18, you got to start, how do you want to die? Well, this is like, what would happen right now? Like would I'll just go to the state or something? Like, I don't want that. No, no, no, no, no, you're family with photos. You got a few, a bit or a few that would last for years.

Yeah, like who do you got in your family? Who'd want your money? I want them all to have it. No, no, but who would want them most? Melon would be gross. You don't think your dad wants to buy a bunch of new bikes? Oh, man. I'm going to get a rear view mirror.

I think I got a nice bell. A basketball. A basketball. OK, we need to take a break. We're back. We're back before we get into the features. We got to tell you something These went on sale a few weeks ago a few weeks ago. We have three damn t-shirts Sockin on, chill it on. Sock it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on, chill it on Aaron did and then we, we had a little note. Yes, little note. So we wanted to take them into the t-shirt process.

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Sure. This one comes from Wilhoff at youngest of one. The game is the genie game. One person says what they wish for. Another person comes up with the ironic twists that will make them regret getting what they wish for. Oh. So it's like the monkeys paws. Yeah, yeah. Just good game.

Yes. Keep it hit. Yes. Okay, so you have to make a wish on a lamp which we should act out. Yeah, well, it is our lamp. You're, you're, yeah, you gotta rub this. I want to just, mind jerking off her water bottle. That was gruesome. Is that our lamp your your yeah, you gotta rub this

Okay, so I'm gonna I found this genie bottle guys. Oh cool. Hey, so what are you gonna wish for? Well, I gotta just see what happens when the genie comes out all right Yeah, oh, it freed me from my prison? Me. Mortal, I've grabbed you a wish. What wish do you wish for me to grant the wish? I wish that I would get to go on a vacation for my entire life. Oh, okay.

Your wish is granted. Oh no, Lawrence in a coma. She took a vacation from her life. I want her entire life having a good time in her own brain where she's trapped forever. Poop. Wait, she's pooping several times. She's saying that. She's saying that. Poop. Poop. Poop. Oh no, no, he's just doing it. Oh no, okay.

I don't know what. All right. Round one over. Was that not poetic enough though? That was the first thing I thought of. No, that was great. That was very funny. All right, so am I the teeny and you're wishing?

Here's the lamp. I gotta roll the lamp. Excuse me, any video of this. What? What an exotic lamp from Far Away Lands. It's covered with dust. I'll have to clean it off right here and now. Whoa! Yeah! What up? It's covered with dust. I'll have to clean it off right here and now

The Jin from the lab. Yes, I'm a to-jin. I freed you from what did you don't I get a wish Where do you go wait you want to wish? Oh everyone wants wishes the least you can do I free Yeah, the very least I can do I'm not gonna give you three. You greedy bitch. It's fine. All right, you get one. All right. One wish, I'll give you anything you want.

Think of it, think real hard. You dumb piece of shit. My wish is not for myself, but for others. Oh. I wish for there to be world peace. Poof, the world is in pieces. You didn't spell it. You didn't spell it, you dumb bitch.

Then why wouldn't it be in one piece? World peace, pieces of the world are everywhere. We blew up the fucking world, you dumb shithead. Hello, second. What? So I wish for world peace. Yeah, you made the world to be. Yeah, you own one of the pieces. Oh, I own one. Yeah, you get Argentina. You do I get the entire Country of Argentina. Yeah, anyway, enjoy it. It broke up in the pieces that was already in yeah

It broke up into every country as its own is the earth exploded or is it just like oh no? Why are you bothering me? I'm off to my home planet. Why did you bother giving me a wish? Cause you seem like a real cool guy. But then you, you're being a dick. I'm not being a dick just because the, you know, the planet blew up and the air is a map. Okay.

Is this honestly what you thought I meant when I said I'm one more piece? No, I knew what you meant. So you did it on purpose. I did it on purpose because I'm just a rascal. Okay. I mean, I'm just making heaven for real. I mean no more peace. No, I knew what you meant. So you did it on purpose. I did it on purpose, because I'm just a rascal. Why don't you just make it happen for real? I mean, all right.

Thank you Lauren. Is that your wish? Well, I just still hear about the way. Yeah, world peace. World peace. The world is back together. And now it's in one piece. Congratulations.

You suck. You suck dick! And you enjoy it! So? You're a rude Jeanie. I'm a rude dude with a dude. Bye! Oh he's gone!

Seen too. Done. This is a good game. I like to blame the game. See, dude, duh. Okay, you're doing this. Oh, this is interesting. Looks like a water bottle. Surely it couldn't be anything other than that. It's probably just a water bottle.

It's probably just a water bottle, right, Paul? Well, why don't you scrape some dust off of it and see what it is? It is very, I'll just blow the dust off. Okay, sure. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, I would like a lower interest rate on my house. I'm currently at a 1.9 APR. I would love for it to get down below one. All right, boring wish for a boring man. Hey.

Here it goes. Poof. You wanted a lower interest rate. Yeah, I did. So did you give it to me? Go look at your house. It's lower. How, I did. So did you give it to me? Go look at your house. It's lower.

How? Interested. Rate me on this app. Zero stars. This is not what I wanted. Zero stars is the best rating on my app. What? It's got to be a double irony.

I run a twist that I gave you the highest rating. Hey, it's uh, it's raining Uh-oh, you're just pissing on my leg. That's right. Don't pee. I'm like, and tell me three Should I tell me before I'm gonna hold book about that. That's the ironic twist. She never told you before you told me You got me Seen three in the books three, three in the books. I'm trying in the books. Boom, boom, boom.

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I'm not the one in the box. I'm not the one in the box. I'm not the one in the box. I'm not the one in the box. I'm not the one in the box. Don't threaten me sorry sorry do I do on your lap back? Yeah, here you go The water was gone Drive talk amongst you But the bear with the bear with them damn damn damn damn damn damn damn You your own daughter in your own son Are you your own daughter and your own son. What? You your own daughter and your own son. You your own daughter and your own son. And are you beating your meat?

Look out. Dude, dude, dude. I know what you're saying. It's on his mouth. I know what you're saying. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. What was that for? Look at it. Look at it. Look at your face. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. Yeah, what was that for? Look at your face like remember

I just read somebody said Hey, Jude. Okay. Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude. Is that song that Jude? That song is about Jude. Yeah, everyone thought it was about Julian Lennon. Crazy. Yeah.

Okay, here is the game. Okay. You don't need to say it. It's from William Graham at Will underscore Graham Bo. He wrote, it's stupid, but maybe that weird game where you tell a story and each person takes one word at a time But I guess you'd have to add a hook like one wants a scary story one wants an uplifting one and the other wants romance Oh, that's a pretty good hook. That's a good hook. So yeah, all right, so scary you want scary

I want you want uplifting and Paul wants I want scary Let's carry. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, Oh, let's try to let's try to break this down. I think this breaks down nicely across our personalities. I think you doing uplifting. Uh-huh. I do want romance and you do want scary. Okay. Yeah. All right, start the story and um. I'm a goff.

Let's do the title of the story together. Like one at a time. Okay, title of the story is. Intriguing. Uplifting. Sweet. Tales. Of. Uplifting. Sweet tales of the devilish sunshine. Okay, in trees. Oh, oh, there's okay. Okay. So in what was it intriguing uplifting sweet tales of the devilish sunshine lovers. Oh, okay, it sounds nice.

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Really good. Really good. Wow. We're gonna publish that. We're gonna publish that shit. Well guys, we've come to the end of our recording. Well, it was fun. How long have we been going, Chev?

50 minutes. Five oh. We need more. We need more. The number of the police. That's the sound of the oh. We need more. The police. The number of the police. Whoop whoop, that's the sound of the police. The police.

We need to go another 10. All right, so we'll play another game. Yeah. Let's play that mind-melting game again. OK, the one we played last time. Yeah. All right, bonus time. I'm getting bonus rounds.

But let's only do it two at a time. OK, fine. OK, so who do you want to do with? You, let's go. Let's go. Sorry, you're not great at this. Put on time. Okay, fine. Okay, so who do you want to do it with? You, let's go. Let's go. Sorry, you're not great at this. Put on Twitter.

It's okay. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Please. Please. Please and me. Three, two, one.

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I couldn't think of what it was called. Sorry, we also have this guy talking. I'm not saying what? Hey, could you stop running? What do we have we had pull? We had sway Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where am I? Police know it was safety and cones. No, it wasn't safety and cones. I said police whoop whoop. That's the sound

All right, let's start over ready. I got to get another word from our Twitter suggestions. Okay Bright made clean bright okay Three two one Dress made of honor Three two one yellow yellow and wedding Three two one Easter Easter and Sun Three two one Easter Easter and Sun. Three two one bunny. I kind of find it like you said it because you heard me saying

buddy. Yeah. All right. You and Paul. Ready. No. Three two one. No.

Listen. No. Three two one ears. Wow. Okay. Now me and Paul me and Paul. Keep on my scott. I'm terrible at this game. One thing. What one tip all throughout there? Yeah. I've been doing and seeing if it worked. Is it if I say an

adjective, it happens a lot quicker because it's like you're describing the other person's. Interest. Ding. Ready? I was playing a fucking mind game with you guys. Three, two, one relinquish. Relinquish and lips. Three, two, one kiss. Thank you.

See what? Neither of us said an adjective. Why'd you say thank you just now? Because shut you up. Yeah, because we were so good. Relinquish is the thing that good. You were so Lord you were so full of yourself Yeah, you were We could bear it. Hold on let's do it again. Let's do it all three of us. All right, all right Okay

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Shedding. Three two one. We're never we can't do three in a time. It doesn't work. It does not work. I don't believe in us. No, we will never be able to do it. I don't believe we can fly. Wait we'll never be able to do it.

I don't believe we can fly. Wait, what's your tip saying an adjective? Yeah. All right, let's all think of an adjective. Let's do two adjectives in a noun. I'm adjective. You're a verb and you're a noun. Interesting.

All right. All right. Yeah, okay. Sure. He doesn't know what I'm saying. No, I'm doing a verb. Okay. Three, sure. All right. He doesn't know what I'm doing. No, I'm doing a verb. Okay. Three, two, one.

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Whoop. I said treat. How do you think a happy doggy? I said trotter. I'm saying that's how he thinks you by saying woof. Okay. So I'm not crazy. What did you say?

I said trotts. What does that mean? What? Trotts? This is why we can't do this. Trotts. Okay, trotts. Trotts.

Trotts and woof. Trotting woof. Okay. Trotts. Wait, wait, wait, Trotting woof. Trotting woof. Trotts. Three. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, three, uh, dog color. Okay. Three two one. One more picture show. Uh, it's kind of the same. Which is a dominatrix. Dominatrix rocky, where picture show and apples and apples. Three two one.

Faggot. Frankenfurter. Bag. Bobbing. Bag and bobbing. Okay. Three two one bucket. Caldrin blowjob and bucket. Bucket. Three two one. Which bucket? We posted which. Which and spit bucket three one which we both said which which in spit bucket okay three two one slumber slumber in broo or instead nothing

it's not possible slumber in broo my god it slumber in broo all. Put them together Slumber broom Do you want to work? Yeah, Bob is a slumber room. It's true. I said works. You said mop would you say? You're the one who wanted to do three to time. I believe it is. It's a nightmare. No, you don't.

Slumber, broom, slumber, broom. We gotta stop. Is it because, honestly though, is it because of the position that we're in, that if we were like standing in a circle, it would be a different thing, but we're kind of spread out from each other. There's the mics and everything.

I feel like that does make a difference. Yeah, probably. I mean, I'm sure we nailed it. If we were just hanging out standing, looking at a mirror at each other's faces. If we were one inch from each other's noses. I'll just try it one more time. One more time.

You don't wanna touch noses? Oh, wait, no, here's how we should try it. Okay, how do we do it? You say a word, you and I will say a word at the same time, and we'll get those two words, then I'll turn to Paul with those two words, and we'll try to do it. And then you guys do it.

Okay. Three. Hold on, hold on, all right, all right, ready? Three, two, one, here's five. Coffee haircut. Three, two, one, mug. Brown mug. Mug and brown.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Three two one chocolate. Crayon and chocolate. Crayon and chocolate. All right. Three two one, I scream. Draw ice cream. Three two one, cone.

Cone and what? Sketch. Cone and sketch. Okay. Three, two, one, comedy. Cone and he. Okay, Jane Curtain and Cone. Three, two, one, set it up.

Come on. I was doing, no. I said Jane Curtain because of Cone and sketch. I know, but Cone heads. Yeah, but Cone and sketch were the worst. I know, but then I said, I said, I said Cone heads. I know, but Cone heads. But you're looking me like, I didn't get it. I'm the one who instigated this

You set it up so that it would be that we said that no Comedy and Jane curtain or third rock from the fucking You said Conheads, yeah, so go I said cone heads. Yeah, so go I What don't bully Paul three two one did acroid. Thank you. It's easy you fuck you fuck you I hate fuck you fuck you. I were never doing this again Forget it to takes it's to try it. It's house look we to go. All right, that's it. Goodbye. Goodbye.