Threedom - Threevisiting: Godzilla Vs. Kong Vs. Tina

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul & Lauren discuss Lauren's Topics and robot war, then try a new M&M flavor before playing Cafe. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at HAGCLAIMS8.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Freedom! Wow. What is that? What was happening? I don't know. I'm hearing an echo. That was different. Interesting. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Freedom. That was spooky. That certainly was something. Some spooky shit. Welcome to a very special Halloween episode. Yes.

A few months early, maybe. It's Halloween in spring. We do this every year. Everyone loves it. As soon as the weather turns warm, put on your evidence costume. Your hottest with cloaks on cloaks. It's so hot. It's so hot.

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I want to know who the oldest and youngest listeners of Freedom are. Yes. Lauren has a survey. Is it time for a Freedom survey? Are you an old? Let us know. I want there to be someone who is in their 90s Yes. Lauren has a survey. Is it time for a Three-Dim survey? Are you an old, let us know. I want there to be someone who is in their 90s who listens to Three-Dim, loves it.

Do you fart dust? Do you fart dust? Yuck. You say yuck? You say yuck? That's where Lauren draws the line. That was inappropriate. I did not like that.

That was inappropriate. I did not like that. That was gross. Can I say something happened before we started rolling that I did not care for? I'm sorry. Oh my God. I didn't hear it. Scott said just before he pushed record, he said, do we have any topics now? No, wait. We've never done that before.

You do know we don't ever have topics. I know, but I- No, but even when we're talking, we don't have topics. I know. There's never a topic. But see, now we've turned this into a topic, so it did its job. Wow. Yes, of course, because I got scared.

I have, actually, I do have a topic. I do have a topic. Oh, okay. See, sometimes we come with something we want to talk about. I've got a couple topics, actually. But we never discussed that. No, no, no. We always keep that inside.

I'm sorry I've ever brought it up. It wasn't appropriate for you to do the jingle for Lauren That's right Get out of the way. She's got something to say. It's time for Lauren's topics Thank you. Okay on today's topics. I was reading from her show you wrote these down This is a true segment on today's topics I would like to refer to the three of me USA Instagram page where Scott made an announcement this week Yes, yes, which one of you jerks did yes, what are you talking about? This is for anyone who doesn't follow or use Instagram. I just want to explain what it is. It's a hot for Dionne Warwick

She's on Twitter. She's probably on Instagram. She's on Instagram She wanted to talk to somebody the person who owns Instagram because she had a question I have how hard it is to get in touch with Instagram. Oh my god Well, okay Scott put a hot pink hot pink background and he wrote just to get everyone's attention and he wrote I just wanted to say thanks for following us. It means so much to me. I love you all so much It means so much to me. I love you all so much. Love, Scott, period.

I thought that was so nice. I thought it was so nice when I saw it. And I was like, this is so kind and sweet, because we do love you all so much. But I liked that it was just from Scott. And it wasn't an April Fool's joke. It was a couple days before April Fool's. He was letting the mask down a little bit.

And you know, because Scott, there's a softie in there So there's some comments. I just wanted to kind of like share I love that a lot of people knew it was one of you guys and then there are people who genuinely were touched by this So I just wanted to read some of the nice comments. I love the people that were like detectives like hmm It sounds like Lauren, but it could be Paul Like I don't know if Scott wrote this. I'm like, have you heard the show? OK, so some people just, I just wanted to share some of the nice comments we got.

Great. Jordan Bailey says, we love you too, Scott. Aw. Now it makes me wish I did write it. Small Joshman said, blink twice if you want. So wait a minute. Small Joshman? Smalley. Is that our Josh?

Bling twice if you're being held hostage. Look at my plants. I'm not here for you, Scott. Wow, that's mean. But they said, kidding, or am I? I'm not looking at those plants, regardless. Peter Papowski said, Scott, we love you. So wait a minute, if I'm nice, then people are nice back?

Yeah. Oh my god. So Scott wrote, we love you too. This is a revelation. Archon Arch wrote, we love you too. Little Miss Birdie wrote, we love you too, Scotty Ochs. Oh, Little Miss Birdie. So it was you, Lauren.

My life wrote, I love you too, Lauren, pretending to be Scott. Thank you. Yes. I honestly, I wrote that and then I just laughed in my bed for like 10 minutes. She said it to me and then I laughed in my bed for 10 minutes. I laughed too. I thought it was great.

I was just crying. I don't even know why I did it and I just couldn't stop laughing. I don't even think I caught up to it for a few days. I was hoping you couldn't stop laughing. I don't even think I caught up to it for I was hoping you But I thought cool up like that I thought that was really fun Good luck I enjoyed and then the comments rolling and I I was crying at the comments because some of them were just sincere and some were funny and then I even thought the genuine ones were being

funny because I'm sure they got it so that was making me laugh. It was a nice mixed bag. I just loved it, I loved the whole experience. Well I do love... them. That was normal. Love is an emotion. You know, I would call my dad every year on Father's Day and on his birthday, and we would have... Those should be combined into one.

For sure. If you're a father, Father's Day is now your birthday. That seems a lot easier. Well, yeah, my dad's birthday is pretty soon after Father's Day. It's such a bummer. It's hard to give a gift to a dad. I I think it should be abolished as well My dad, I mean, I feel like I just get him like I mean I'm getting a little more creative now But it's it feels like when I was growing up. It was like, what do you get your dad? It's like sex toys

Oh my god Here's why I would call her strange. Here's why I would call him here's why I would call him I never got him a gift well when I was a little kid probably I did yeah yeah but I would call him to have an awkward conversation with this weird man personality zero what do you say on the phone like hi Paul oh it was just it was awkward it was just awkward it was like you say son you phone? Like, hi, Paul. Oh, it was just, it was awkward. It was just awkward. It was like pulling teeth. Did you say son? You'll call me son, yeah.

Yeah. And it all led up to me saying, I love you at the end and then wondering what he was going to say back. And what were some options? Like just nothing? Thank you. Oh. I appreciate that.

Oh. Oh, that's probably means I love you. Did he love you? I'm going to say probably yes. He did say it one time and I was totally unprepared for it I appreciate that. Aw. Aw, that's probably means I love you. Did he love you? I'm gonna say probably yes. He did say it one time. And I was totally unprepared for it because I had friends in the house

and it was Father's Day and I was like, oh shit, I gotta call my dad. And I called him and had the awkward conversation. Then I said, I love you dad. And he said, well, I love you too. And then I was like, oh no. Now I'm gonna cry. Yes, and there's people here.

Wow, well that definitely, that definitely. So he did. He just couldn't say it. He did at least one year. There was one year where he loved me. He couldn't say it. He couldn't, he was from a different time. He was from a different time

and he didn't say those kinds of things. Was it truly like, what's the cutoff for people who would never, like age cutoff of the generation who fathers were not, would never say I love you. That is a thing, isn't it? I mean. Yeah. I think it's, I think it, I think it depends on, I don't think it depends on your generation.

I think it depends on how you were raised. Yeah, maybe. I think it was, but I do think that it was probably more common. My dad was greatest generation. Yeah, yeah. And it was probably more common. I also think that there's a gender thing

where he could probably say it more easily to my sisters than to me and my brothers. But it's weird to think that there's still people out there now, like people our age that can't do that. They can't say I love you to their son. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, my father- Because of where or how they were raised. Well, there definitely are tons of people like that.

Yeah. But I mean, I do feel like we, and I want to hear what you're going to say, but I do feel like we- I know you do. I'm neutral. ... live in a community of people who are more open about feelings.

As the Joker said, we live in a society. He said it in the Snyder Cut trailer, but not in the movie. Is that true? Well, there was just too much good stuff to put in the movie, so they had to put some in the trailer. But it's like he's trolling people by putting that in a trailer when he has no intention to put a unit. Yeah.

I don't know. I did think it was funny that instantly people started sharing George Costanza gifts. I was just going to say that I think I've noticed, especially on the day of trans, is it? Awareness, visibility, visibility. Yeah, visibility day that a lot of my comedian, like improviser friends who are men who are older than me were posting about it. And I thought this is so cool because this is like, I just thought like, yeah, you should.

But I also was going, I bet you there's so many men of that age who would not post something like this. And so I'm really, I feel really grateful to be in a community of people who are like, you know, cool and aware and like, you know, it's not even progressive. Don't say woke, don't say woke. I certainly wouldn't say that. I don't use that word, but I just... You use the great awakening, don't you? Woke has been ruined in any context forever. Yeah, and I also...

By everyone. I also think the word was appropriated. Take anything, fake news, woke, whatever, turn it into an insult, and then it just ruins it forever. Do you know, I was very... And Lauren, I wanna hear what you have to say. But I was very embarrassed recently because the phrase lives rent free in my head

has been co-opted by bad people to mean the absolute opposite of what it's supposed to mean. So what is it? What is it? Explain. It's supposed to be positive. It's like something that you love thinking about that lives. Wow. In my head.

It started as positive. Yes. And of course, it comes from the African-American community. And then like white Republicans took it to mean like, you think about Trump all the time. He lives rent free in your head. Oh, interesting. That's so stupid. Yeah. I hate us. I'd like to pay rent to things like that.

Exactly. Well, anyway, you were just saying that there's probably men your age who are like afraid to say I love you, but I feel like I was just thinking like, looking at our community, it's pretty cool. Like I feel like, I also just wonder if that's an improviser trait.

Like I was looking at these posts that I was seeing and I was thinking like, wow, these people are like awesome. And like, I don't know, do you know where I'm going with this? Yeah, I do. I was just- Well, especially when you're in comedy and everything is like- So everyone's so afraid to be earnest at scenes.

Yeah, everyone's doing bits backstage. Everyone's doing bits backstage and not having like real conversations you enjoy with people. I do think that probably over the last year- That's a helicopter. Yeah, I know. He's looking for someone.

He's looking for someone. He's looking for someone. The helicopter. I do think that especially over the last year, people are more, probably more comfortable with being sincere. I do think that too, yeah. Because, you know, it's just like,

we've had a lot of time to look inward. Yeah. And also realize what's important and you know, maybe that's come into sharper focus for a lot of time to look inward. Yeah. Yeah. And also realize what's important. And, you know, maybe that's come into sharper focus for a lot of us. Your dad was in the greatest generation. What is the definition of that? The people who went to World War II? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So your dad was in World War II? Yes, he was.

What did he do? He fought in the Pacific in the Navy. My grandpa was too. He was a pilot. Everybody's grandpa. Hey, grandfather. Only my dad. I'm sorry. But because I was one of the youngest in my family, my parents were always so much older than everybody else. And routinely, people thought my parents were my grandparents. Wow.

That's going to happen to me. No. I'm resigned to it. My dad was in the Vietnam War. Doom, doom, doom, doom. First pill makes you sleepy. Sleepy. One pill makes you awake.

Caffeine pills, baby. He told me, I asked him stories about the war a couple of years ago when we were on a really long road trip. A lot like a Lot like Eric Andre's trip you were like five hours, and you're like all right some of the war People you killed That's what's so crazy about war I'm not Helicopters I don't the crazy part about war I I'm not being serious. Well, he flew helicopters. You know what, that is the crazy part about war.

I mean, it's like horrifying. Yeah. He wasn't on the gun turret. He was like flying. Yeah. So I think he probably didn't, but he did say that he came face to face with people with like a machine gun or something pointed right at him. Oh my God.

And they fired and it like jammed or something. And then he was able to like soar above it or whatever. He was flying and they shot a gun at him. Oh my God. So he was like, that's the closest. That's terrifying. I really think that we should have, we should still have wars, but they should be.

Hell yeah. They should be fought entirely by robots. Yeah. That would be nice. In a designated area. Boxing robots. And make it fun. Well, I think they can shoot each other and blow each other up. Well, sure, but they're like boxing gloves fly off.

They're like missiles that are disconnected from their wrists. I just feel like no matter how much I think about war, I still have the mentality of like my five year old self where I'm just like, why are we doing that? War was stupid and people are stupid, and love means nothing. What's that? It's a culture club song that was so bad. I like it.

What is it? War is stupid. War, war is stupid. It's called the war song and it's just so terrible. Is it called the war song? Yeah, it's so bad. It sounds dumb, but I like it. And love means nothing in some strange reason or something like that. Yeah, it's just so weird to fight over territory

where it's like, what? But. You literally are gonna die, stop. If it was robot wars, right? No, I like it being robots. Then it would be. And it was settled by the robots. Yes, then it would be, and everyone had to abide by it.

It would be like sports. It would be like fun for the world. where it's like, well, you lost. So we get this land. Right. For like this amount of time or whatever. But isn't war about oppression? Well, not necessarily land. Well, but but the but it is. But when the robots are doing it, it's part of it.

Yeah, it's part of it. But yeah, you press you. You gather the land and oppress the people. I don't know, look, I'm not saying war is great. I'm just saying I don't think it's all about oppression. I think it would be a lot more fun. Yeah. I just think robots could really do it well. I think robots, this is their chance to shine. But here, but what if?

Make them fight each other, not us. What if the giant robots, and I'm assuming they're giant. I wasn't even thinking that. But they're fighting. They're talking about Gundams? What if suddenly a titan emerges? I wasn't even thinking that. But they're fighting. They're talking about Gundams? What if suddenly a Titan emerges? I hope I'm using that right. What if a Titan emerges from the water

like a Godzilla type? A Kaiju? Yeah, a Kaiju. Can they fight in the war? I mean, they're just as big as the robots. Can we then enlist them to fight in the war if they're willing? What side are they on? Well, that's the thing.

Scott, I'm trying to talk real stuff and you're living in a fantasy land. I started watching Godzilla versus Kong Mm-hmm King Kong to you. Oh, absolutely Majesty I was enjoying myself. The only thing was I felt like Kong looks more real than Godzilla. I Was buying it more The water I was going I don't know about that Well gods because King Kong is just a bigger version

of a thing that actually exists. Yeah. And Godzilla's like- A made up thing. He's a made up thing. But I also just have always loved practical effects. Like I feel like if it was just like, just a less amazing shot of Godzilla,

but he was real looking, just like sinisterly floating through the water. Like just that head with an open mouth that can't do anything. Yeah. I mean, and not to bring up a sore subject because you're not in the franchise anymore, but. I'm still in the franchise actually, just not currently.

Not continuing with, but Jurassic Park. Your character was not declared dead. My character's alive and can come back at any time. I'm just putting it out there. Sure, sure. But in Jurassic Park, that's why they made a bunch of the dinosaurs. They made the giant dinosaur.

Yeah. And then they mixed it with CGI footage. Yeah, so cool. So that it would trick you all the time. It's a great blend. That's why it's good. But when you're watching Godzilla and Kong, it's just like, all right, I'm watching a cartoon,

whatever. I know, well, and I still think it's fun, but I- It's fun, but it doesn't have the impact. I just go, oh, I'm not scared in the way that I wanna be. Like, I would be more scared If I that's how I feel about the Marvel movies is that the you know the big I? I I could be wrong, but I feel like the big draw of those things is the crazy action and Knowing that it's all just CGI. I don't care. I actually do anything sometimes

I think for the Marvel movies the draw isn't the action It's the stuff around the action, but I know what you mean, because if you're just looking at Iron Man flying around and it is a cartoon, battling Spider-Man, that's why they consciously go inside Iron Man's suit to see Robert Downey Jr.'s head, and they always have Spider-Man taking off his mask, because the human factor of it is the stuff that engages audiences, not the cartoon.

But, you know, if something's just purely a cartoon, stuff that engages audiences, not the cartoon. But you know, if something's just purely a cartoon, like The Incredibles, it's great. I love it. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Did you watch the Tina Turner documentary? Yes. So good. God. Do you want to watch it?

I want to see Tina Turner versus Godzilla versus Kong. The documentary is so good. It's amazing. Versus Alien versus... Can you imagine being at one of those shows like in the 60s? The documentary is so good. It's amazing. Versus Alien versus Faro. Can you imagine being at one of those shows like in the 60s? Oh my God. I was like, she is just a rock star.

I really was like, I wanted to hear her story because she's such a fascinating person. But there was part of me was like, can we just watch this concert? Oh my God, I know. Every concert performance they showed was amazing. Unbelievable. I don't think I would have liked to have been there

because now I'd be old as shit. So if you had been there, you could have been there in the 80s and be your same age. Oh, that's true. No, I wasn't allowed at concerts then. Oh, why? Oh, because they're sinful. They had a picture of you on the wall

and said, you can't come in. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Do not admit. No, I wasn't. In 1985, when I was 15, that was the first concert I was ever allowed to go to. What did you go to? Oingo Boingo at the Irvine Meadows Amphitheater. You can watch it on YouTube. I was there. And so we can see you?

Are you there? Can we see you? No, you can't see me. It's just like... Well, I'm not going to watch it then. No, it's a fun show. I'm going to watch the whole concert of Oingo Boingo. Why were you forbidden to go to the concerts, Drugs?

Um, and unsafe environments. Drugs, sins. Mosh pits. Well, 15 is young to go by yourself. Music is sinful, devil music. Devil music. They did allow me to buy records, but like, when they heard that I was buying Prince's Purple Rain, they shut it down. When they... That is Prince's too much. When they searched my room and they found Frankie goes to Hollywood's Welcome to the

Pleasure Dome, which has like all these pictures of dicks in it. Is that what the Pleasure Dome is? I think it is a place where like there are a lot of dicks. Don't you feel exhausted thinking about your parents trying to like keep you from all the fun? Yeah. Like I'm like, just having fun. It just makes you from all the fun. Yeah. Like I'm like just it just makes you more Fascinated with it. Yeah, that was the benefit of being part of a big family and

Yeah, absolutely like I had no curfew or anything. What was your first concert? I'm sure we talked about this my first concert I believe was The band squeeze College I'm gonna say this was right before the band Squeeze were playing at my friend's college. I'm gonna say this was right before our, that hourglass. Yeah. What was the one album?

That's Kossi, Fan, 2D, Fruity. No, no, no, no, that's Sweets from a Stranger. Sweets from a Stranger. I think my first concert was really not cool. See if you can swim back into the shore. I'm pretty sure my first one was Dispatch. Take you to the bridge, throw it overboard. See if you can swim back under the shore. I'm pretty sure my first one was Dispatch. Do you remember that band?

Oh yeah. No. They were like... Louis de Paolo was the front man? They were like in the... They were in the vein of OAR. I'm trying to do the taxi thing but I can't remember it. Do do do.

Do do do do do do do do do do. Ba do do do do do. Ba do do do do do do do do bo do. Ba do do do do do. Ba do do do do do. See we brought it back around to something we know. I'm happy for you. Well I really wanted to see John Mayer, but I didn't, I was obsessed with John Mayer.

He told you about your body and what a wonderland it was. Well when that album came out, honestly that was like all my friends were like, this is the most romantic person. Like it was like, your body is a wonderland, except your pussy. I won't touch it. And I don't go down on anyone.

It's like, oh, okay. At our wedding, we had a DJ. Ours? Yeah, remember when the three of us got married? And we had that DJ and he played that song. We made several playlists for the different. Oh, no, no, no. I don't have a song for this.

We're big in this. Sirens, what's going to happen when they get there? Right. I like that. Sirens, sirens, what's going to happen when they get there? That's great. Thank you. Um, but so we, we had all these playlists. All the DJ had to do was just press play and step away.

Just press play. Yeah. Um, and at one point, of course, like right after the ceremony, you have to do photos and that always takes longer than you think. So our cocktail, you've really been trained to say that. Our cocktail playlist ran out. And so he started playing his own music. Oh, good. Oh, no. Jessica Chaffin, our friend Jessica Chaffin, who I think is so great.

Yeah, I actually was just the other day saying to Arden, I was like, I want I want Rana to be real. I feel like Rana is she's she's real. I mean, I feel that too. But I'm like, I love listening to Rana so much. So I'm like, this is... She's pretty much real. Well, I mean, I feel that too, but I'm like, I love listening to Rana so much that I'm like, this is a real person. Yes, and so this real person came up to Janie. Because the DJ had started playing

Your Body is a Wonderland. Oh no. And Jessica, and you can, I'm sure you can picture her doing this. Excuse me. She goes up to Janie and says, did you want her to play this? Oh my God, I love that. did you want her to play this? Oh, my God, I love this.

Did you desire him to play this? Was this part of your plan? I love it. And then they turn it off. Yes, I think like a record scratch right in the middle. Curiously, I don't remember. I think we're like, who cares? We do.

That was how we felt. I told you about the the RDJ playing. Oh, yes, yes, yes. And we just, it was such a bone of contention for me that I expressly said to the DJs, never play Cool in the Gang Celebration, that when he started playing it, at that point so much had gone wrong,

and yet we had pulled off a good wedding that we just started laughing. You just have to. Well, that's just funny. That's just a Harold at that point. Sure. And Kumar. a Harold at that point. Sure. And Kumar.

Don't leave him out. When I first, when I married the first time, my rule was they could not play Brown Eyed Girl. I really hate that song. I had that too. Really? And Janie was upset, not upset, but she was disappointed. Well, she has brown eyes too.

She has brown eyes. Oh, she has brown eyes too. I don't have brown eyes, but it's not why I don't want to hear it. I think I just hate that song. It's played out. It doesn't excite me. You know what? I think it probably was played out, but I got into a Van Morrison kick just in time

for him to be a weirdo. Oh my God, I know. And I got all of his records and I plopped that one on and I hadn't heard it in years since like my 20s when I thought it was all played out. It sounds good. No, his music is fantastic. That stuff is great. I'm saying Brown Eyed Girl specifically.

You know, he's been a... Yeah, it does, absolutely. But I feel like I would be fine never hearing it again. Sure, but that's how I felt. But I'm saying like, take 20 years off. I'm saying I can't live your life. This is a real Varsity Blues situation. Guys, wrestle into the pool.

Back into the shore. I want you to wrestle in the pool is what I said. Van Morrison's been- With hot oil. Get in the pool, pour hot oil in there too. It just will lay on the top of the water. Then put salt and pepper in there. And boil it up.

Van Morrison's been a weirdo for a very long time. And I have... What did he recently do? He recorded an anti-vax anthem. Anti-lockdown anthem with Eric Clapton. And then did Eric Clapton claim that he didn't know what it was about? I think you and I were talking about this. That's hilarious. It's like a poem that he didn't understand.

I think that I said that's a possibility to give like Eric Clapton a back door, but I'm thinking more and more that Eric Clapton. Like I can see Van Morrison going, hey man, do you want to play my song? And him going, yes I do, Mr. Van Morrison. Reporting a solo. Oh. I'm sure I've said this before,

but I always think Eric Clapton's American. And I'm always surprised when he's not. Yeah. Every time. You always say that. Every time. I'm sure I do. To you always say that every time I'm sure I do to his face. You've said it. I will say it to his face. I have somewhere this, this album that Van Morrison recorded to break a contract. He had to, to this record label. It's like, it is just made up nonsense songs. Wait, so he wanted them to fire him. He, he, he owed. Yeah.

You owe an album to this label. And so he wanted them to fire him? He owed this. Yeah, you owe an album. An album to this label. And so he just recorded this fucking. It's a lot like what we've been doing on the last 20 episodes of this podcast. So we're just trying to fill the time. Oh, the first 50 are great. I'll dig that up. So what did he make a song of just like,

boo boo ba boo ba ba? No, it can't be in here. If you can find one, send me the link and I'll play it. But I mean, I told you I saw him on Letterman. He was just like, blah, blah, blah, bling, blong, blong. Blah, blah, blah, just filling the time, doing what I have to do. Doop, doop, doop.

Now you're both on your phones and have left it up to me to continue talking. Yeah, it's going bad. So what else is up? I thought you said topics. We're still in the middle of- Tina Turner was one of them. The Instagram was one of them.

What else could I tell you about? What else have I been up to? Well, actually just about speaking of pilots and it is a bit of reality recap. Oh, wait a minute. We have a remix. We do have a remix. Oh, great. We have a remix. We do have a remix. Oh, great.

We have a remix someone sent us. Let's see. This is Tom Tierney. I don't have my glasses so I can't see, but this is a, I believe that's who it is. This is a Reality Recap remix. And so here we go. This is, this is it.

And I see that I need to turn it. Make no mistake where you are. All right, here we go. Reality recap, yeah. Oh my God. That was what I, shut down everything. That was so weird. I love that.

All right, good. So I was watching Married at First Sight, which, oh, what do you, what's that? Don't worry. I love that. All right. Good. So I was watching Married at First Sight, which... Oh, what do you... What's that? Don't worry. Van Morrison. Continue with the story. So the complaint about Married at First Sight is that it's an eight week process of the show, but it goes on for like a million episodes.

Like it's just, it's really too long. Okay. But there's also, they're not really married at first sight because they do see each other before they're pronounced married. So well, they should have seconds. It should be they go you are you are now bride and groom and as they're turning around. Yes, exactly. Wow, that would be really fucked up. Or put a big piece of cardboard between them. Well, one guy did have the girl come out. He put blindfolds on both of them them and then so she walked on the aisle without seeing him which I was like and here's a horse He is a horse and yeah blinders not a blindfold anyway. There's one guy. He's a pilot and he flies small planes

People in there and he took the girl up in the flight. Any cargo? Can you bring an overnight bag? Well, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what- Laptop? I don't know how many different types of planes he flies, but in this episode, he took her for a flight.

Okay. And I was just wondering what you guys thought of this because she was giggling and having a time of her life. And then she's like, can you do that zero gravity thing? And then he did it and everything was floating around them, which I didn't know was like a thing, but I didn't like it. And I would not want to go in a plane like that.

I don't wanna go in a plane like that. You don't wanna go into vomit comet? I really don't. And I feel like there's enough scary stories about helicopters and small planes. And I'm like, get me the fuck away from that. I mean, there's a whole song about helicopters. Well, I know that one.

But have you been in a plane with that small? The smallest I've been in is like six people and I really hated it. I had to get off of an island. I've been in a two seater. My grandfather and father were pilots, helicopter pilots. So they both took me up in them. I didn't like it because I had a very queasy, sick stomach

where things like that would make me motion sickness would vomit. So I was always scared to death. My dad was telling me a story about either my mom or someone else that he was dating or something when he went from Florida to Jamaica and he flew them from Florida to... Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA. I was gonna go Florida, Jamaica. Ooh, I wanna take her to Babuda. Babuda. But he said everything was fine when they left.

They took off because you could turn around and see Florida. Like oh wow, Florida's getting smaller. Oh there it is. Until suddenly you can't see anything other than water everywhere. And then the woman started to freak out. I think I would panic. And they'd be like, no, no, it's, and like, how do you know where you're going?

Like if you're not aiming at something. And my dad was trying to say, well, it's these instruments right here, they tell you where you're going. Well, and then the woman said, she goes, is there like an autopilot thing? And he's like, nope, just me. And she's like, so if you pass out, we're screwed.

And he was like, ha ha ha. And I was like, actually, that's the scariest realization you could possibly have. Yeah, so why is he like doing zero gravity? Well, from zero gravity bullshit. I don't know, I guess he just- He conks his head? Just thinks it looks cool.

On a wrench? The official report listed because of the zero gravity bullshit. But I probably mentioned this to you before. I've been following this Mormon mommy blogger for like the zero gravity bullshit. But I probably, I've probably mentioned this to you before. I've been following this Mormon mommy blogger for like the last 20 years. Actually I've been following for 15, maybe, no, at least 10 years, okay?

It's getting shorter and shorter, but the kids have grown up. I just started last week. It's shocking. But they were this perfect family, this like sort of, her blog was popular because they were- Every family is perfect, Lauren. But the blog was popular because they were- Every family is perfect, Lauren. But the blog was popular because they took like pretty pictures of their pretty family. And then they had, they went on a small plane and they got, they crashed.

It was just the parents and the pilot and the pilot died and they were burned heavily and the man was burned like 20% of his body and the woman was- This is the plot to Full House, right? The woman was burned over 80% of his body. This is the plot to full house, right? The woman was burned over 80% of her body and she spent the last 10 years like recovering and like adapting to this new life. And it is so, so shocking to me to read about it. It was a horrible, she was in a coma for a long time

and there was just what? Oh, it's a squirrel. That happened to my friend KB. They were in a plane crash? No no yeah plane crash. Oh my! It's not, it's not. It's not worth it. It's horrible. Nothing, anyway. Kobe Bryant. Who would you call KB?

I don't, I didn't know what- Like KB's toys? I just thought you had a- I believed you could have a friend, but I should have known you were kidding. But I just, that story too, like that has scared me away from ever getting in the helicopter. My dad swears it's safe if you, well that's what they say about JFK Jr. is that he- Who? Uh, I'm sorry.

Joby, Friant? And that's another crazy story. Our future president. That story is so scary. Vincent Fusco? Didn't they go missing? And that's another crazy story. Our future president. That story's so scary. Vincent Fusco? Didn't they go missing? No, no, see, he got caught up in a storm, and in a storm you're supposed to do what

my dad was saying, which is just literally fly by checking the instruments, because they tell you everything you need to know. You don't need to see anything, right? Okay. But they rolled the window down. Yeah. And they stuck their head out? And they were like, yeah, in the test directions of a passing 747.

Hey! And no, that's what happens. They get disoriented. They don't check the instruments. They think they can, they do it all by sight and then they end up upside down. Oh no. Yeah. That's so scary.

Yeah. Yeah. Remember we were going to go, some of us were going to go in a helicopter in Hawaii. I wasn't going to go. I wasn't going to go go I was too scared anyways But then they could they got canceled because it was who was remain it was was it the three of us and cool up No, I think it was gonna be Jess and Tim that we're gonna go and no no who remained home who remains everybody But everybody with them to Jim or four. Oh, okay. Who's the core for?

The core for is you me Paul and cool Yeah, because everyone else went swimming with man arrays Yeah, that's what I did not want to do either none of us wanted to do it, but I thought it was funny Labeling us as the core for That we were the most important people in this trip. We were the real, yes. It's like everyone else is sort of extraneous. We're the real group.

Meanwhile, they're going off having like an actual adventure in Hawaii and we're like, we're going to have dinner. They're communing with wild sea creatures. And having like an amazing experience where they're like luminescent fish or whatever the fuck. I did not want to do that. I don't like that. I, that's a want to do that. I don't like that. I, that's a final frontier for me.

I can't handle that. Like, sea life is very, it's kind of gives me a very scared feeling. I used to like to do it. I would scuba dive in and like if I ever, when I went to Hawaii for my brother's wedding, I would scuba dive and I loved it. And it was like, you'd find all these places where there'd be so many fish and it was and it didn't feel unsafe or although I will say at my brother's wedding the last day it was really rocky and I went out scuba diving and it got a little dangerous but um but then I

took cool-up I was like scuba diving so fun cool-up let's go scuba diving. When you have a tank on and you're like not snororkeling. No, sorry, not snorkeling. Snorkeling. Oh my God. I didn't mean self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. No, because it's so different, because I'm really afraid of scuba diving.

I would try snorkeling. I did train to scuba dive, but. Okay, now your story changes all the time. We had to do that in my pool at school, in high school. That's where I did it. School pool. Oh my God, really? Yeah, that's where I took scuba diving.

I found it terrifying. I don't like that. When I ear problems, so when I got too deep, it put my ass to sleep and it also like fucked with my ears. So I was like, oh, I never got certified because I didn't like going down 12 or 15 feet. Gabris recently got certified. Oh, great. A couple of years ago, maybe.

So he can teach you. Yeah, but I took Cool Up out snorkeling. I was like, snorkeling's so fun, let's do it. We went to Catalina on our one year anniversary and- I don't like Catalina, by the way. And that took a play about everything. I feel like I'm saying no to everything, but Catalina is not exciting.

It's not fun, yeah. But I was like, let's make this fun, let's go out snorkeling. And we took a boat and we went out in the middle of the, and the water is dirty, there is no fish. That's nasty. And the guy in the boat was is no fish. That's nasty. And the guy in the boat was like, well, there's a lot of interesting kelp you can look at.

Kelp? No, get the fuck out of here. Kelp, yeah, seaweed, fuck that. And then Kulap can't really swim anyway. And I was saying like, no, it's fun. That's horrible. Because I was always doing in Hawaii where it was like, It's a disaster.

Where it was like maybe six feet deep or eight feet deep. Yeah, and it's like you see beautiful underwater creatures and it's bright blue water and and instead it was dark dirty water with kelp and it was like 50 feet deep or whatever no I would hate that yeah yeah it was terrible I was in I was performing in Houston one time most miserable week of my life did not have a problem you were doing stand-up yes I was and I went with my friend Lisa Delarios, hilarious comedian. Has Scott ever seen a squirrel?

He's pointing at every squirrel. No, there's one like right above Paul and it's coming down towards him. Come on, I love you guys. I've, you know, I've been making friends with the squirrels in my neighborhood. I know, you actually posted something that I didn't get, but I wanted to understand.

I found it funny even though I didn't get it. I want to understand this. It was a picture of a squirrel and it said something that I can't remember. When the filbert hits? Yeah, what's that? Filberts are hazelnuts and so that's what I feed them. That's funny. And it's like the name of when the. When the whatever the edible hits. Well yeah I just I didn't know what a filbert was but I found the word funny enough that I could not believe I captured this but I because I have a little nature cam that I put out there. It's motion activated and it's the video. One of the videos started with this squirrel with his eyes closed, which I've never seen before. He's holding it. He loves it so much. He's holding it. He's

holding a hazel nut and he looks like he is ecstatic. Like, oh's so nice. Like, this is the best. Oh my God, look what I found! That's cute. Wait, so I was at the Houston Aquarium, and they had a little tank where you could put your hand in and you could pet this little ray. Oh yeah. And I couldn't make myself do it. Who needs it?

That's what I say. I was so- But you were like, it's for children, I should be able to put my hand in there. Yes! And I was so disappointed with myself that I couldn't make myself do it. What if it bites you? Could be kind of a cool story. I don't even know if that's what I was afraid of. Do they even bite?

What if you didn't like its texture? You know, this is what I was just talking to my friend about. You like Chany's texture? You like- I love her texture. Yeah, it's in her vows. I love her texture. That thing where you hate three holes. You hate when things have a hole. Yeah, the tryptophobia, I think.

Yeah, so my friend has this and I was like, really, I'm gonna tell them all. She has three holes? I've never, coincidentally, both. I've never heard of this before. She has three holes, but she's terrified of it. I feel like I've talked about this on a different show. It's a, what do you call it?

Not a disorder. A phobia? Yeah, it's just something like- It's a phobia. You know how there were certain phones that came out that had three different- I have it. I have it.

Yeah. Some people really flipped out about this because it was like, ah! You're activating my trip to phobia. So it's basically like people feel weirded out by- Seeing three holes in the ground next to each other. It's basically like people feel weirded out by things that have... Seeing three holes in the ground next to each other. But she also said it's like certain textures will make her feel like crazy.

Like if there's like a bumpy lizard or like, you know, just things like that. She's like, and I was like, what does it feel like? You're scared? And she was like, no, I just like really, I feel really grossed out. Like I really hate it. Well, I mean, we feel like that about nails on the chalkboard, so it's not that strange. It's just interesting to look at something and have a central visceral reaction.

I'm doing it right now. Well, I barf every time I see you. Lauren. I'm really right in Lauren. Just in case that wasn't clear. But anyway, I just thought it was really interesting, because I never knew anyone to have it, but I've heard about it. And actually, the Mormon Mommy blogger I follow has gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

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I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. Well, so did Travis Barker. Um... He was in Blink-R? He was in that terrible one. The Blink-182 guy? Yeah, yeah. Wasn't that kind of recently?

No, no, but it was bad. It feels weird that it was actually a while ago. Was he heavily injured? And a DJ was killed in that crash, right? No, look it up. Is he the DJ? I'm the rapper. I'm the rapper.

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you were shocked by what you said? Oh my god. What did I just do? I wanted to be a surprise for all of us. I went to a hypnotherapist. What is it? I have a new M&M flavor. Oh my God, what is that? This is orange vanilla cream. Oh, I really wanted to try this when someone sent it to us.

I know it's gonna be sick. Because this was a flavor that I loved as a kid. I loved creamsicles. Cream, orange. Is it chocolate? I don't know. It doesn't look like it. It's white chocolate. I don't know. It's white chocolate. They're white chocolate candies, yeah. So I'm creamsicles. Cream, orange. With chocolate? I don't know. It doesn't look like it. It's white chocolate.

I don't know. It's white chocolate. They're white chocolate candies, yes. So I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna hold out your little hands. Okay. Careful with your headphones. Oh yeah.

Paul was still tethered to his headphones and didn't realize that he was... I got my mask on. He is now going to pour. Oh, they look like tic tacs. They is now going to pour some M&M's into my open palms. Okay, so you either get orange or you get white. There's no other colors. There are no other colors. They are about the size of a peanut butter M&M.

They're maybe even a little bigger. They look a little dusty. They feel like something that would be in your grandma's candy bucket. All right, are we gonna eat them? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm on what it says it is. I need to erase the idea that an M&M is coming. Yes. It's not an M&M. No, it doesn't have like. Not an M&M. A num-a-num-a-num.

Num-a-num-a-num-a-num. A num-a-num-a-num. Num-a-num-a-num. I don't think I can eat more than two. I'm going to go for my second. Mm-hmm. These are good. I like it. These are maybe one of my favorites of the off-brand

non-peanut butter taste. Bite it in half and see what it looks like. OK. I dare you. Okay. I dare you. White. It's white chocolate. White. Yeah. Oh, the whole thing is white.

Yeah. Unless you have the orange. Unless it's orange. And then it's orange on the outside. Ah. Fun. They found a way to make it fun. These is good.

Thank you M&Ms. Thanks, Paul. We can't say it enough. Thank you, M&Ms. When will M&Ms and Crocs fucking sponsor us? M&Ms and Crocs, they go together. Crocs and M&Ms, they're like hot oil and vinegar and salt and pepper in the pool.

You literally could put M&Ms in your croc holes. You literally could and should. Croc holes. There's too many. You should go fuck yourself and put M&Ms in your croc holes. M&Ms might not sponsor us us first of all because of that. Secondly, because we did review several of their products

and call them disgusting. Yeah, but that's fair. They know that. We'll do the same to crocks. They know what they're doing. They know they're disgusting. Wait, some of the, this flavor is really making me think of something, but I don't know what.

Maybe like a creamsicle or orange and vanilla. I mean, I know what it is. So orange soda? It's like the texture is reminding me of an old candy. Oh yeah. It's a little chewy. It has an interesting... It's not... It has nothing to do with M&M. Like taffy.

Nothing to do with it. This is where I'm just... It's a fruit candy. Like Laffy Taffy. In a shell. I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, we'll never know. But those are good. Well, I thought that was interesting and I have seen people tag us in some other weird ass flavors like key lime pie. Like ass flavors.

Ass pie. We understand that everyone's eating ass these days. We've come out with an M&M ass flavor. For these millennials who love to eat ass. I don't think you know what eating ass actually is. Enjoy ass M&Ms. Hmm. All right, good stuff. Just pondering the M.

Which M Mars or Murray? Murray? Yeah. Is that the other one? Yeah. I didn't realize that. Mm hmm. No. Isn't it M&M Mars? Mars, they're two different companies, I believe. We could look this up, but-

I don't know, I don't know. Mars and Murray's, I believe, is what the abbreviations are. Do we wanna play some of the songs people sent us? Yeah, man. No. All right, here is someone sent us a drum remix of our freedom theme this is a guy named Patrick and

Here he goes What I like to call Like worthy of Dick Clark's American Bandstand and he's taking off now with his number one hit, Freedom Remix. You know that Patrick and here he goes. Casey Kasem wouldn't say I want your sex when that came out. When you guys were fucking. Oh hell, Scott. Just say it. Thanks for fucking me. What would he say? He would just say that was George Michael with your number two or something like that. He would never say the title. He was also unsaved by the bell and yet another sign of how fucking weird it was that they

always outdated shit on the show. Well, Casey Gason. He was like, I'm here to do the top countdown on the radio play. And all these children are excited to see Casey Gason. Yeah, they're at their 50s diner excited that he was there can I just see the writers room please literally they never did anything cool on that show all right here we go this is Patrick Patrick crossin I like it.

That's a good drummer. Oh my God. Yesterday, this makes me think of it yesterday. Oh, sorry. Yesterday, there's a, I don't know, there's some guy in my neighborhood. The sound is carrying so well. It was as if he was practicing his band practice. Was it the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

It was certainly, it certainly was not. And he was practicing his song. And then Mike started like making fun of him. And I was like, what if he could hear you? And he's like, he can't hear us. We're hearing him sing his whole song. Like if he could hear us, but then how do we hear him? Like, I don't understand.

I don't understand how the noise is carrying. But he was, he sounded like he was auditioning to be in Guster. In Guster. It was just really rough. It's usually the way it works is like something that's louder than another thing is more audible. Okay. But I still felt like- That's usually the way it works. I still felt like I could hear him so clearly that if we were also yelling back, making fun of him, he could hear us. Probably, unless he was currently making noise. I thought it had just stopped, and then he actually was in fact continuing.

But I was like, the balls you have to have your windows open, practicing this song. And then all of a sudden he goes, one, two, three, four. Oh no, boo. Yeah, and then I was like, oh no, you're alone. You don't need to count. That was me.

I think about my neighbors, what they must hear from me all the time, because I am a big cursor when I'm frustrated by something. Wow, I would love to look next to her. I was in a hotel room next to you once when you were cursing a lot. There you go. And I was in one next to you once when you were saying so well. Oh shit. You're praying really like

I'm a silent prayer But I But I can say, fuck, I will be like, God damn it. And then later, I'll think they probably heard that. My god, what kind of thing is making you do that? Like, is it are the stakes really low? Always like you're like, I drop my cup. No, no. A little athletic supporter. And someone need you in the balls. That's right.

And then I won ten thousand dollars on television It's always like trying to put something together. It's trying to do Something involving my laptop converting something with me whatever dropping something and then does your does draw You know my reaction when I drop something is always I've trained myself to do this. I say good Good I didn't want that When you're like really frustrated like I'll tell you're putting something together and you're really frustrated What does Janey do? Does she try to like help you because I feel like we I had this recently with Mike where he was Putting together a she's usually cooking right?

Yeah, she's cooking or taking her shoes off, but he was getting frustrated and I was going, what if we try this? What if we try that? He's like, can you just leave? Like I like, yeah, but I'm like, can you just leave me? It depends on what it is. She will if it involves Let's say it involves like being locked out of some fucking seldom used website or something She loves getting to that stuff. You're trying to access your cryptocurrency. Yes. I'm like, I need my Dogecoin.

You only have three password tries left. God damn it. Coin, fuck! She loves she loves doing that kind of stuff. But if it's like if it's building a thing or if it's something like I'm doing on my own in my office, she knows now not to not to try to help or not to ever say like, you okay, honey? Yes, exactly. Because you're fine. You're just like,

I said, if I, if I am, she's like, cause it used to be, she's like, I thought you were hurt or something. I was like, I will make an entirely different noise if I'm hurt. I will whine like a little baby. You will absolutely know if I'm hurt. I was like, why don't we just do this later? You know, like, because he was, like, tired. I'm like, let's do this later. It doesn't matter. And he's like, I'm gonna fuck...

You know, it's like he wants to finish it. And it was like, it's just, like, this annoying little thing. And I'm being more annoying when I think I'm really deescalating. Like, I'm like, yeah. Sometimes deescalating is escalating. Yeah, I'm learning that. Isn't that funny, like in the Vietnam War

that your father probably knew? Sure, of course. One pill makes you sleepy. What? One makes you hungry for M's. M's. I think I probably say, God damn it, or Jesus, no, I probably say Jesus fucking Christ like I say that

I'm not probably What does cool up do it cuz cool up is very expressive When she's upset do you try to help her with things with these these types of situations? We're discussing If if she's ever yelling she probably does need help like she's not a real Yeah, like a type of person when things are If she's ever yelling, she probably does need help. Like she's not a real, Yeah. Like, aah! Type of person when things are. Aah!

I felt so proud of myself the other day. Just a word of the scream. I stubbed my toes so hard. Like I opened the door on my toe. It hurt so bad. Fuck. But Mike was asleep. I felt it.

Like right where I opened the door. Yeah. And then I went like, I just went like, I'm just like, yeah. I just had like a silent like reaction. Silent but deadly. And then later I went like, I just went like, I'm just like, I just had like a silent like reaction. Silent but deadly. And then later I was like, just so you know, I really could have screamed and I didn't.

You woke him up though. And now you're gonna pay for it. I really hurt myself. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I used to stub my toes when I was a kid all the time. I still do it all the time. Like bad where I would like shred skin. Ow.

I feel like I'm a big, big tall awkward weirdo walking around in- That's true. Nailed it. Spaces. The end. I just wanted to say that. But you still stub your toes a lot? I'm always, well-

Stubbing a toe, by the way, has a very specific connotation to me, which is it involves blood. Like it's not just like- Oh my God, no. I hit my toe on something. Oh, no. My thing is I walk into the bed corner and it hurts so bad. Or I just don't have my I don't have a sense of how wide my body is. So I'll just hit my shoulder in a door frame.

Like, yeah, I feel like I'm not fitting into the space a lot. So I'm always hitting my knees on stuff and hitting my toes. And yeah, so my I have a desk now that it's I it's a little compact desk it's a tiny desk called a captain's desk oh wasn't that just perfect and but is that the rank that you wish you had in life like if they gave out happy with captain if they gave out ranks for just what type of person you were yeah captain is good. I don't know don't have great Their left-handed you'd be a lieutenant maybe a Commodore deck swabber. Oh she got you damn she nautically got you

For what would you be? In what's that? I don't know what so what's like what's like someone who's hanging out? Ensign. Swabby. Wesley Crusher was an Ensign. He was an Ensign. It was weird to me in Star Trek when they started making the movies and then because they, you know, the show started in the 60s,

so then after a while they're like, this guy would get promoted. Yeah, at some point. So they made Admiral Kirk. He's Admiral Kirk, and it always just sounded weird. And then I think he went back to Captain. We got knocked down right yeah They ripped off some of his stars off of his uniform. Yeah, they threw them into space

Mm-hmm, they're still floating out there that must be humiliation. It's the North Star. Oh And that's how we got Jesus yes, because it's all takes place in the past actually yeah You don't care, we know. I just started thinking about something. What, what'd you start thinking about? A text I have to respond to. Which one, can we respond to it? Will you just give us your phone, we'll respond to it.

I started thinking about a text I have to respond to. I just was thinking, how am I gonna respond to that? Can you respond to it right now with whatever we say, and then follow it up with, oh, that was Scott and Paul? You know, that just wouldn't really do it for me. Come on. That's a no from me, dog. That's not gonna happen.

Aw, what about any other texts? Will you just let us text anyone randomly from your phone? Yeah, come on. Come on, please. How many people in your phone would you actually want to send a text to right now? I would say probably 20%. Non-booking comedy show related? Yeah.

You have four people? Not you, maybe you. Wow. But I mean, if I took your phone and just scrolled and hit something, one of the odds would be someone you wouldn't want me to text. I've had now an iPhone 4. Let's see, I got engaged.

You have an iPhone 4? No, that's embarrassing. I thought you were rich. I think they came out with iPhones in 2007. I remember getting one when I had one. Yeah, that makes sense. I had one in Canada when Cool Up and I got engaged in 2007. And everyone in Canada was like, what is that?

Because they didn't have them up there yet. Yeah. So I've had it since 2007, and it's just collected every person who emails me or number or whatever. You don't delete? Oh. I hardly ever go back and like prune them. So I like to go through and get rid of people. Yeah, I do that sometimes.

Yeah, I'd do it on your phone. I'd love to do that for you. I like to go through on mine and I kind of just go like, haven't talked to this person in five years. You just go, hey, if they reach out to me, and I don't know whose number it is, that's totally fair. I know that dentist. I used to go to him.

That guy, the butcher of Larchmont. My dentist, I've recommended to so many people, and they would send me $5 to Starbucks every time I recommended someone, and they stopped doing it. Aw. Our dentist that we used to have was also recommended to me by a friend of ours named Bob.

And... Not Odenkirk? Okay, it was. All right. But what was funny was, because it was a recommendation, I think this dentist knew, like had something in the computer system of who knew who or whatever and so who's zooming who of course yeah I don't know why they need to know that to sound friendly he was like so how's

Robert because that was his legal name or whatever and I was like okay you don't actually know that is so weird my dentist daughter works with him. She's also a dentist. DDS? Yeah. Daughter's dentist, doctor's session. Anyway, he wasn't available last time I went and she was my dentist and she's like my age and it was so fun. I was like, this is awesome. Having your mouth worked on by someone your age? Having a dentist who's like my age. Like we had like a funny conversation. I had a great time. And I also- Reality recap?

We could have done that. We could have have done that and then I also liked that she Should have made a joke making fun of how many people I've referred and how like I might as well work there And then I just was like this is so cool that you're a dentist. It can get my mind I'm like stink of death like your father I just thought it was cool to be like a person with a job, I guess is what I'm saying. It's so cool to be a dentist. You know everything about that. Do you have a fantasy of going back to work? I mean, I know you're only a babysitter and a movie star, but I sometimes...

I also wait Paul's assessment about the dentist. Oh, well, our current dentist we love, and there's this one guy that Janie always gets, and I never get this guy. Janie always gets. And he would always confuse me for a friend of ours who goes to the same dentist. That's crazy. Yeah.

Paul G. Tompkins? Like, I don't That's crazy. Yeah. Paul G. Tompkins? Like, I don't think we look anything alike. Paul G. Amati. But I think he had a mustache maybe for like a week or something. And so in this guy's mind, in Jose's mind, it's like they're the same dude. Mustache equals dude.

So he'll ask me about my friend's wife. How's Lisa doing? I used to go to this. What if you really knew? I used to go to this... What if you really knew? I used to go to this place to get my haircut. And I... One thing I hate, like I love the person who cuts my hair right now, but... Love?

I'm in love with her. Is it? Oh my God, this is serious. Sorry. But no, I used to go to just a random barber shop near my house. And one thing I can't stand is when they talk a lot and like rest and put down the scissors to talk. I think we have discussed this.

We have talked about this. It became very real to me in my mind. But I agree with you. I don't like when, and I also don't like when a dentist really wants to fucking get into it. My, the dental hygienist last time I was getting my teeth cleaned was telling me about her fucking period. Whoa! I mean, no, thank you!

Like what about it? Like density or? What was she saying about it? I was honestly just going like, I love it. She loves it. Like she was cleaning my teeth. Still getting them. And she was like- Was she cleaning your teeth with a tampon string? Yeah, and it really hurt

cause it ripped my teeth apart. She was just talking about her, getting her period and like how her period kind of stopped for a while then it was back. Just things that I was like, you know, if we were friends, I guess I could see us having this conversation. I just don't understand how we got here and I have no response. And I also just simply don't want to know. When we were, Kulop and I were on the phone with our IVF doctor recently. She was like, oh, I got my period.

She was- International videos that are funny? Uh-huh. Yeah, of course. We won $10,000. It was amazing. That's awesome. You still get paid in dollars.

That's great. Yeah, of course. Yeah, well, but we were going through a problem, which I won't go into, and saying, well, but you know, we were going through a problem, which I won't go into, and saying like, well, these are the symptoms, what's going on, and the person was treating it very seriously and saying like, well, you know, this could be the cause, this could be the cause, and then she said, you know,

you probably just wanna wait until her menses. Wow. I burst out laughing laughing it was a serious situation I burst out laughing and cool up was like what are you laughing at I'm like she's calling it menses she's a she's a medical professional feel like you don't really I mean it's very technical I mean that is one of those things when you're talking to a doctor and I'm like, should I say poop or should I say my bowel movements are XYZ?

Like, or just like, oh, my poop is stinky. That happened to me. I have a problem with my pee pee. Or like, my tits hurt. No, that happened to me and I think I said something and it alarmed the nurse and then she rephrased it as crotch or something. She's like, when she like told the doctor

exactly what it was. He's got a problem in his junk. His old bell and whistles. I didn't say any crude word. I just said like, I was trying to describe exactly what was happening. My ding dong is bent. In a good way.

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I'll say it is Scott. This is called Cafe and this is submitted by... I thought it was CAFE. No, no, no, no. They didn't put the accent mark above the E. There's no accent. Caffe. This is called Caffe.

K-Fabie. K-B. This was my good friend K-Fabie. This is submitted by Tanya Chen. And here's how it goes. Players A and B are celebrities on a date. Player C is the waiter. A and C know who celebrity B is,

and B and C know who celebrity A is, and it's up for everyone to give clues to who they are on a date with. When it seems like the celebrities know who they are, they sign their names on their checks. So basically, we'll play it the first time where Paul and I are on a date. Lauren is the waiter. I will text Lauren who Paul is,

and then Lauren, you can text Paul who I am. Does that sound about right? And it should be like a famous person? Yeah, right? Otherwise, why are we playing? Pfft. So I... It could be a famous person or someone you went to school with.

That we don't know. But I mean a fictional character or... No, it could be a fictional character, yes. But they're fam... I consider them to be famous. But it doesn't have to be a person. Doesn't have to be humanoid. Can I say though that if we expand it too much, it might take too long?

Okay, so it should be a real... So if it's just a living celebrity. A real too long. OK, so it should be a living celebrity. OK, let's try it that way. Keyword. Living. It's got to be living. Got to be living. Yeah. OK. Got to be living. So now I'm thinking of people who are only dead. OK, well, don't do that. OK, I just texted Paul with who Scott is.

OK, I'm texting you, Lauren, who Paul is. Do you have it? Got it. And so we all know certain things and we will start right about now. What a wonderful dinner this has been. It really has been amazing and our waiter Ding Dong is so... What's up, playas? Ding Dong, hi! Hey, I wanted to ask you, Ding Dong.

I don't know anything about you. Well, there's not much to know about me. Oh my god! Sorry. That was chaotic. Well, there's not much to know about me. You know, I'm just a little street rat who got a job. Now, could I help you guys get a drink?

What would you like? Well, I think- You probably, I know- You want something fiery, you know, maybe something with cranberry juice. And I know you- It looks so fiery.

I know that you want a big glass of wine with ice in it, red wine with iceberry juice. And I know you- So fiery! I know that you want a big glass of wine with ice in it. Red wine with ice in it? Oh, yes, please. Red wine with ice in it. Love it. Yeah. That is exactly what you want.

Are you- can they turn up the air conditioning? I imagine you must be warm. Well, sure. Given how you're dressed. Sure. I definitely have too many clothes on for this date, certainly, if you know what I mean. Well, I mean, it's, you know,

I wouldn't ask you to change a thing. I just want to make sure you're comfortable. I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable usually wearing this amount of clothes. Okay, all right. Although it looks seasonally inappropriate. Is that what you think? You're just covered up,

but congratulations to you and your new baby. Thank you. I love having a baby and I love that it's new. I love being on a date with someone who just had a baby. It's my first night getting away! Well it is interesting for both of you to be on this date just considering the age difference. Well, of course, a lot of people are going to look at us and say there's an age difference. I appear to be an older gentleman who likes to wear a lot of clothes and drink red wine.

Well, sometimes I think I wouldn't say you appear to be an older gentleman. I could see why people would think that though. Oh, I'm an older woman, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an older woman, it seems to be, who has a lot of clothes and likes to drink red wine with ice cubes

to cool myself down. And look, I'm young and I just had a baby, meaning I am a proud mommy. But you are also a proud mommy. You have your kids. I mean, they're adopted and you I'm sure they're out of the house, but sure. That's actually something I didn't know. You can bond on that.

Interesting. Well, I just never brought it up on this date, I guess. Our first date now, because a lot of tabloid stuff gets Misreported are you under the impression that I had the baby or that I adopted a baby you had a baby You know your partner who? Hope yeah, no no he's in the picture. Well. We're on a date, so I hope they got married So I do think that they must have an open Course yeah, what's the baby came? We're like I loved your by the way your car is so Oh, well, they got married. So I do think that they must have an open situation if they're on the stage. We have an open situation, of course. Once the baby came, we were like.

I loved your, by the way, your car is so, it's that sports car you drove up in. It's like the color of it is, it matches your hair. It's so interesting. Interesting, what do you mean by interesting? Well, it's just, you know, I don't know whether you color coordinated it or just you have a very sporty sports car that happens to be the color.

I have a sporty sports car. Are you natural? I mean, but be honest, does it look natural? It does. Yeah. Then yes, it is. Wonderful. I think. Wonderful. You know, I should be getting your drinks. I'll go get those and get right back to you. Yeah, something fiery, the color of her hair.

And I'll take that wine with the ice cubes, which is not helping me at all. By the way. Well, you drink that on Ellen. So shut up. OK, everyone. You also have your own wine line. This is why you're a label. You know, you have. Of course I do. And I put ice cubes in it like a weirdo. Yeah. Some weirdos do that. I've seen it happen. Oh, sure. No, I with white wine.. I mean, I've seen it with red. Okay, here's your wine. I did leave. I did leave. And I just wanted to say cranberry juice, the color of my hair. I hope at some point you'll be willing to denounce that person that you worked with. Look, Woody Allen is a terrible person.

You are doing it. I'm doing what? You're denouncing him. I'm denouncing him. He's a terrible person. Finally. I mean, look. Is he good and bad? Yes, of course. Look at him. But does that excuse him?

You slept with him? Uh, wait a minute. I, cause I didn't know that. Oh, well, yeah, of course I did. Oh, yeah, no, but my husband. On some level, you a minute. I, cause I didn't know that. Oh, well, you didn't know that. Oh yeah. I guess maybe I did. My husband, you know, on some level you knew it. My husband, Colin, I mean, Colin. You don't have a husband.

I don't have a husband. What I meant to say is, uh, that, uh, you adopted your children by yourself. And when you were 50. Yeah. Wait, I'm, I thought I was, I am who I was. No. Well, who do you think you are? No I don't know thank you

Well, of course she slept with it. Of course. I slept with Woody Allen. Okay, I don't know I have I don't remember that I haven't slept with the out but no Yeah, you were yes, I love working with him. Yeah, you've worked with him. Yes, I love working with him. Yeah. I know the stories. Yeah. And so do you know who you are? Uh...

Can I say you have a real Flintstones name about you? Do I really? You really do. You know, all those names that would sound good if you were a character on the Flintstones or if you were not a character on the Flintstones. You have a real Flintstones type name anyway. Well, yeah, it's pretty much exactly what it sounds like.

Yeah, it is what it is, as they say. But, you know, do you think people make fun of you for your voice? I thought it was beautiful in that one movie where you sang. It was gorgeous. Thank you, thank you. I like singing. I have red hair.

Yeah. All the time. Oh, well, ever since I've seen you as a young actress. I'm famous for it. Sure. I mean, I wouldn't say you're, I mean, you're more famous for your acting, your Academy Award. Nobody gets famous just because of hair. About the town we're in.

I don't know. I think Lucille Ball got famous just because of her hair. Look. Even though it's black and white. You think it was just the hair? Yep. Well, I like that because she's a big inspiration to me, Emma Stone. Yes. That's right.

Yes. I thought that we might be the same person for a minute. Oh, that's funny. I wish that had happened. That'd be a good trick. That would be a good trick. Okay. The greatest trick the devil ever played.

My turn to be on the date. Yes, and what do you want me to be? Waiter? Yeah, we'll just rotate that way. Who do I text? You text Lauren and I'll text you. So wait, what's he telling me? Who? Oh no, no, you text me. I text you who Lauren is? Yeah. Scott, yeah, Scott text me who Paul is. You text me who? Oh, I tell you who Paul is. No, no, no, no, no, sorry. You text me who Paul is.

I text you who Lauren is. Okay. Okay, so Paul, I'm texting you who Lauren is. So I don't text anyone. So I'm saying Paul is so-and-so. Yes, exactly. You don't text anyone, Paul. You just relax, take a breather.

I can't wait to read this text. Oh man, it's gonna be so fucking crazy when I text. It's gonna be like texting the city. One thing I have to say is I thought these people were supposed to be alive. Oh, you're right, okay. All right. She gave me a real daddy.

Who, what? Oh, just now? Yeah, I forgot that rule. Okay, so, but I cannot think of a single person who's alive. Who is alive these days? There aren't a lot of people who are alive. I got you one. Okay. Here we go. Okay. OK, here we go. OK. I got it. And this is who Lauren is to Lauren is.

And I know who you are. And who am I the way? No, I'm the waiter. I know. Yeah, I'm the rapper. All right, here we go. And scene. Thank you so much for this lovely dinner. I'm so happy. Oh, hi.

Oh, I. Oh, hi An amuse-bouche or an average like do you like appetizers? I bet I bet you'd like something I Don't know something a little Off maybe like for a drink maybe a seltzer Am I sober you might like a seltzer? Am I sober? You might like a seltzer. You might like it in a bottle sprayed in your face.

Yeah. I mean, knowing your background. Jerry Lewis. No. No. Why did you say Jerry Lewis? He's dead, too. I don't know. He was dead. I forgot he was dead. Can I get you something? It's so interesting that you guys are out together.

I don't know. We're on a date. I mean, you both have such a, you have an interest in comedy, so it's great. So wonderful. That's what brought us together, of course. You certainly have an interest. And you, I would dare say you have an interest. I think you probably would want to drink, I don't know,

something like a whiskey or a beer. I don't know. You're just one of the guys. So I would imagine maybe just a beer. What do you say? I'm just one of the guys. I love beer. And that's, I love that. Okay, I'll get you a beer.

So I want a seltzer sprayed in my face. You a seltzer sprayed in your face. I'll be right back. I was kidding. I'll be right back. I thought you would understand that was a joke because you're such a big company. No, I didn't get it, but I wanted,

I'm thirsty for that. All right, here's your beer sir, and you, so I did it. So I did it. Thank you. That was good. So I'm a little hungry. Yeah.

What's the recommended? Well, what do you usually like to eat as a snack? Like say when you were in the writer's room, what would you? Oh, well, we love peanuts. Can I guess bagels and lox? What am I, Larry David? No.

Why are you saying these weird things? I don't get that joke. I don't either. We would have bagels and lox. I mean, he's obviously very influenced by you. He's very influenced by me. Is that obvious? Yeah, I think so.

OK. And I'm alive. I think you're paying it forward. Yeah, definitely. But anyway, so. You're alive. I can't believe it. You've lived such an amazing life.

An amazing life. I have. Can I get you anything to eat, sir? Yeah, I'm I'm a man and I like I'm just one of the boys. Yeah. I like don't tell me you don't know what you want to eat. What are you clueless? All right let me get let me surprise you guys. All right bye. So I'm a man as well. Yes we're both men and that's obvious to us. And I'm clueless. There's a movie named that. I love that film.

Me too. Hi guys. Hi. I brought you basically, I said I would surprise you and all I could think of is stacking graham crackers in a pile. I'm sorry. For both of us. I'm sorry. For both of us.

I'm sorry. So that's all you could think of. I was like, let me surprise these guys. You're not the cook, the chef. Well, I went back into the kitchen. That's all that was there. And I was like, God, I feel so stupid. I feel like this isn't a clue. No, it's not.

It's not a clue. OK, that's what I... OK. It's just a specific thing that he felt like saying. I'm just sorry. Why don't you give me a clue about me? Huh? Well, I mean, there's so much to be said about you.

What do I mean? Do I have white hair and I'm balding? Yeah, of course you are. Of course. Yeah. By the way, I'm so sorry about the- And my name's Mel. Yeah?

Blank. No. He's very dead. I can't think of the car. I'm so sorry about the recent tragedy With your best friend, you know, you guys would get lunch here every day. Yeah. Now you're stuck with this guy over here It's not good. I'm real one of the boys Yeah, what is my last name why don't you have a think on it? I mean it's hard to remember things sometimes

Yeah, you don't know who you are. I don't know. I, I mean, I'm still young, so I'm figuring it out. Mel? By the way, can I spray these Grime Crackers with a little bit of cologne? I'm just kidding. I get that, of course. Yeah, of course you do. Well, you know what?

Little panther. So now you think you'll do like, this is 50 or something, now that it's been a while. No, I think that will. I think they should actually go younger and it should be the next generation's Paul Rudd. Of course. Just one of the boys.

Mal. What is my last name? It's driving me nuts. Well, can I say that your suit from those brothers looks amazing? And you're just babbling, just babbling. From those brothers. Those brothers who make the suits. Your suit looks amazing.

Yeah, so stop babbling. Yeah. Stop babbling. And say your last name. Yeah. Babbling? River? Oh, so close! Brooks! Hey! I could not remember his name!

Obviously. Whoa! What a nightmare. That was great. Well, do we call it? Was the graham crackers thing that was not a... No! That was not a clue.

You know how unhelpful that was? What? I knew it immediately! Like, that's not a clue. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! That was great. Well, do we call it? Was the graham crackers thing that was not a clue? No. You know how unhelpful that was? I knew it immediately. Like, that's not a clue. He's just doing him. I think we should call it. All right. We should call it? We shouldn't do one more round? No, let's call it. Okay.

It's been a long episode. It's an extra long episode. So we're going to say goodbye to you. Twist and shake baby. Twist and shake baby. Twist and shape? Shake. Do the shake. Do the shake.

Do the twist. Good. Thanks for listening everybody. Thanks for listening. Remember to do the twist and shake. Freedom USA on Instagram and Twitter. We'll be back next week. Bye.

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