Threedom - Threevisiting: Google It, Chef

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss news anchor affairs and play the game How Do You Doo.

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That's a little spotlight and a little, little mic. That's my other show. That's Paul, it's Paul on the corner. That's Paul in the corner. Welcome back to three to everyone. Welcome back. I'm Paul F. Tomkins. Let's pull it on the quorum. Let's pull it on the quorum! Welcome back to Freedom, everyone. Welcome back. I'm Paul F. Tomkins. I'm Lauren Lapkiss.

And I'm Scott Uppercase. Oh, duty. God damn it. Why did I let you be last? Thanks for listening, everyone. This is the first episode that we've recorded since we've been releasing the... Oh my gosh, so fun. It's such great feedback oh my god so fun such great feedback from everyone such great feedback for everyone thank you for listening thank you for just giving us a chance

this little guy thank you for sucking on jolidol I just want to thank you for sucking on jolidol I'm gonna tell it all just keep your mouth as small we haven't released it. Did anyone enjoy last week's episode about us to keep your mouths really small? And trying to say words. We did wait to do that. Did we do it?

Yeah, for endlessly, didn't we? Oh, wait a minute. Well, I'll play it. I have not heard that episode yet. I know, I forget everything I say moments after. But that was one of our features. It was a feature. And let's, I don't know.

Features are bonus time. We don't want to drive you guys crazy. Features are coming later. Don't worry, we got a feature. The feature comes at the end, my baby. My baby. Oh, my baby. Lauren, did you have like a grandmother

who had an interesting way of talking? Or because every, when you, when you, when you, where are you, Byron Allen? It sounds like, it does. It sounds like such an obvious thing. Hi, wish I was Byron Allen. What did you just buy the weather channel? What?

Yeah, he did. God, what, what a, what a American success story. I love it. He'd like, built himself up from like, he was a fine comedian, what have you in the 80s? And then he had that talk show where you'd ask leading questions of comedians and then he bought the weather Jaddle. Where did you get all the money? Before then he was on a show called Real People. Real people, right? Yeah. Which was a sort of it was like that segment at the end of the local news, but a whole hour of that.

Yeah. Where it's like, here's a weirdo, who does a weird thing. I tell the story. I just have two questions. Wait, wasn't it a pretty low amount that he paid for the weather channel? Like, more than, like, less than you would think a channel would cost? Well, it had lapsed into the public domain.

Yeah, you've watched. So the other question, who watches the weather channel? Why do you want to hold it? You watch as the watchman. Why do you want to own that? What do you get from that? I don't understand. Well, why would anyone create it if there's nothing to watch the watchman? Why do you want to own that? What do you get from that? I don't understand. Well, why would anyone create it

if there's nothing to get out of it? I don't know, why are they selling it? No, but I told a story about real people on REM. I think it must have come out. Paul just got some startling news that he had to put on his John Lennon son. That's the part. Here's what it's embarrassing.

I'm at this news. I'm at the point where the studio's dark it's spontaneous nation lighting, which is the nicest podcast lighting. And so Kevin, Chef Kevin handed me his phone where he looked up how much Byron Al bought the Weather Channel for. And I'm at an age now where in this somewhat darkened room

and with maybe the screen not turned all the way up to its maximum brightness, I cannot read that. I need to put my glasses, the only glasses, I have with me are my prescriptions on glasses. So I look like a weirdo who just needs to read a thing. You have to look cool to read something. I have to, how much does it? The only way to read.

$300 million. Ah, of a zone dollars? That's a lot of money, obviously. But to me, that sounds like, oh, I wouldn't think you could get it for that little. Like, I mean, I would think it would have to be more that way. I guess so, although when you consider like,

like Star Wars was a billion, that's a third of Star Wars, the Weather Channel. Yeah, I guess that's weird. You know? 300 million. Yeah, I guess it's weird. You know, 300 million. Yeah, I guess it's like all you need to do is create three weather channels and you've created Star Wars. Yeah.

Do you think that's what he's trying to do? I think he might be doing it. The weather channel versus putting on his own shows and they're like silly. Thanks. And there's like droids in them. What if he starts lying about what the weather is? Oh my God. Do we trust Byron Allen with this information?

I also was watching the news. Fake weather, fake weather. And it was really soothing in the morning. It was just a comforting background noise, but then they were showing the traffic numbers. And I was like, who the fuck is tuning in to see how long it's going to take them from this? Like, who does it?

Just go on their phone. Well, at some point, aren't they going to phase it out and just go check your GPS? Yeah, it feels like the whole thing is that now. I just go to Twitter phone. Well, at some point aren't they gonna phase it out and just go just check your GPS. Yeah, it feels like it. It feels like the whole thing is that now. I just go to Twitter. It's all there. But I also was thinking about how when I was little,

everything on TV now will just say like it's just blank. It just got a twist. How long is this trip gonna take? I better check Twitter. But I used to want. I hope someone tweeted about my trip to the grocery. Hey boss, I'm gonna be late. Just check Twitter.

Hey man, where are the news? Well, I used to watch Bob Mariano in the morning on Fox. Mariano on Fox. Bob on Fox. Bob Mariano. Bob Serrat and Mariano Merciano who did have an affair as far as I remember. Wow, that's juicy.

As far as you remember. Well, I remember like learning that Google it, chef. And. Whoa. Lawrence turned bossy. Here. Google it, chef. Here are three things about that.

One. Lauren, that was like you went into the mode of being one of those hosts. Also, I don't think Google it, chef. Chef's on the Google. Google it, chef has ever been said before. It's like usually make me some breakfast chef. Google it.

Google it. Google it. Um, one I, when I was when I was growing up, I would watch the traffic thing and I was so confused like, who's going from that specific location? Because it'd be like two two-o-hair or something. Why are you going two-o-hair? I need to know that, but I never understood that you would deduct like, oh, I'm generally going over there, so it'll take 40 minutes from the track.

Wait, you wondered why anyone would ever go to Oh hair? Well, because the traffic's a pattern. It's like the way they describe it on the news. It's like, it's 40 minutes from the one 10 to the. Okay, rain man. Why? Why? Why did she?

You made me do that. What? Uh, I think cut the off. I finished. To insult me. It's a... And then cut the off by finished to insult me. Still works as an insult, by the way. It does matches. It's a 30 year old reference. It's still work. It's a 30 year old reference.

Okay, okay, okay. First of all, also, I went to go meet Bob and Marianne and they had a thing where... We're like Bob and Rainman. Oh my God! They had a thing where you could go meet them and you. Oh my God. They had a thing where you could go meet them and you could bring a piece of fruit with a face drawn on it.

You can see me. Let's do that for the show. And anyone who comes, anyone who can find the office and come to the... Not hard. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. They had a thing where...

They had a thing where you could meet them. He was part of Taste of Chicago, which is a big food fest. Sure. And they were sitting at a big stage, and you could bring up a fruit that you drew a face on. Anyone's face or... Or like you did something, anything,

just like made it funny. Like a clock face even? Yeah. If you're being a pun-head. And then... From the Hellraiser franchise. From John's. Oh, the Hellraiser means pun Oh, the Hellraiser meets Bunhead.

Bunhead. I took my brother and I went and took them, cantaloupe with a silly face drawn on it. And I got to meet them. Cantaloupe with a silly face. Could you not meet them if you did not bring a fruit with the face on it? Or if you brought the food with the face on it,

could you also not meet them? Could you say, I just brought this. I just did that with the fruit. I'm just joking meet them? Could you say, I just brought this. I just did that. I'm no puncture. What's going on here? I'm just taking care of me. Me, Bob and Maryanne, come on. Why? Who is that?

Come here. No, I'm just pleased. You have your fruit with the face on it. Come over. Yes, of course I do. What does that have to do with any of this? Well, I think they have enough hair. So you met them.

What you think the man had a hair. Well, I remember that's a memory I have. I don't know if it's what are you are you are you they're married now. Thank you. They're both married to other people, but is your memory them having sex? Yeah, because I don't think no, I just like knew that they were both married to other people and they married each other. So it was like, oh, yeah. Okay. I always find that interesting when two people on the local news find love. Yeah. Like this just in love. They always say that. I don't think it happens that often. I think it's rare. Well, there was one on

see me. We got here real love. I think it's very rare. There's some crying. My wife and I have a marriage of convenience. What's convenient about it? Sharing. We have to do errands for each other. Oh, okay. It's very convenient. It's very easy, but you still do her errands. You still do her errands. You still do her errands? Hi, errands.

Hi, errands. Hi, errands. I don't believe you have to do her errands. Oh, God. Ah! Speak of out of date movie references. What was that? What, the guy from the room?

Oh, I didn't think that's what I was doing. What are you doing? What are you doing? Chicken McElse, how's that? Well, I said I do around the house that has no reference point, but I do think it sometimes sounds like the guy from Father of the Bride. Oh, sure. Yeah.

Like a character? Like a character or just in general? The character of my man. Well, what I was asking you. What I was asking you about, I was asking you about like a grandmother who has a, who has a voice because like you do these, you do voices. This is for honky, not like trash.

Honky? What did you call? What? Honk, really? Like honk, like that? It was a honk generation. But I was asking you about, this genre, whether when you do characters, oh my God. This our first lost episode.

What are you asking? Sometimes you do characters. What's up guys, it's a character. He and Jack, that's where he is. He's 24-minute-get. Now I get it. No, sometimes you can't lean into some specific thing.

No, I just wonder if you're like doing a specific person. Oh, sometimes you can't lean into some specific thing. No, I just wonder if you're like doing a specific person. Oh No, my grand parents. No, all right rain man. I Have four grand parents one two three four my grand father judge Wapner Where's Judge Wapner these days? He's dead. He's going to the chef. His phone can't do that. But he's setting on fire I think he may have passed away. He's setting on fire. I think he passed away. Chef Wompler?

What happened to Chef Wompler? Wompler. He died from never having existed. Whoa, what? He's an idea though. What was it really? Judge Wompler. He was the original it really? Judge Wawpler. He was the original.

I almost said Wawpler. He was the original. Oh, this is like a reference that maybe you don't get. He was the original host of the People's Court. Uh-oh. As opposed to all those other hosts of the People's Courts that we can think of. They, well, they did. I know they did, but.

But only one. But you said it like it was a dig. No, I said it is. If you like, I was the one who was the other one. I said it is like, it's not like family feud where you can go. Oh Ray Conn. Listen, I'm telling you I said it's like it's a Louis Steve Harvey the What is that was his next job? What if that was his next job?

He's forced host of family. He has to do something really tame. And he has to act like he really likes it. That's just, I love that. To avoid going to prison. That would be a black mirror punishment. Yeah, exactly. He has to act, it has to be like you cannot be able to tell the truth.

Not even with your eyes. Do you think Bill Cosby's going to die in jail? I hope so. I don't think he's gonna die. Ever? He's involved in putting me in jail. Who's that? Is that Lil' Skimp?

What if he makes himself a special potion that he makes him live forever? Oh, he probably could. This is edgy stuff, guys. I am. I love him. Did you grow up watching that show? Yes, I loved that show.

It's sad because we, I mean, for every reason, but like the fact that all of those actors are like, they lose out from what he, and so do many people from all that he did. Right. Well, yeah, I mean, that's certainly not the worst of the situation, but it's all been talked about. I'm saying. No, no, but I agree like on the pilot of Bang Bang, there's like a guy who has a couple of lines that we found on like a sexual predator list four years later.

And I was just like, well, now that's ruined that whole plotline in my answer. Yeah, it was my favorite. He touched me. Just kidding. But I mean, that's just collateral damage. I'm gonna edit this. Collateral damage, certainly, but it's collateral.

It's collateral. It's collateral. It's collateral. It's collateral. It's collateral. It's collateral. It's collateral. It's collateral.

It's collateral. It's collateral. It's collateral. It's has some clad damn. Mm-hmm. Judge Hoppner, is he still alive? Nope. He sure isn't. He did. I feel like that. When he died, I leaned close to the mic to shit his head. He was like this. He's like, let me get this closer. That was for the ASMR people.

Do you guys like ASMR? No. No. I don't. Wow. Cool. I'm the conversation. Okay. Do I like it? No. I'm dying. No, I don't. Wow, cool. And the conversation. I Okay, I love it. No, I don't really What do we consider because there's many different things? It's not like just any of those noises works for every works. Is there anything that makes you have a totally feeling? Let's guess. Okay. Is this ASMR?

I guess so. Is this ASMR? I have some pencil shabings here. Oh! Yep, it is. Is this ASMR? Do you think anyone wants to listen to that? Really? I think there's like a white noise app that's like snore.

I will say, I will say, I will say, I will say, my dad has been. My dear departed dog Rocky, when we first got him, I was shocked by the snoring because I used to have a girlfriend that snored and it was really loud. And it would keep me up and stuff. And I would always be like, is there anything you can do about it? I was like, you know, 22, 22 would not very sensitive.

I'm just like, can't you fucking fix your snoring? I don't, she never did anything about it as far as I know. But when I, When I did do something about it, she got rid of that boyfriend. Yeah, she's like, I'll keep snoring. Hello. Or with a million other dudes.

Yeah. Oh, she's slut. I mean, it's so laying it on the land. But when we got Rocky, I was shocked by how much he snored, and then I learned to love it because it was sort of like white noise, but it also let me know that he was okay and breathing. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is good.

This is like a little safety blanket for me of like Rocky's still alive. Yeah, my cat's no more. I didn't pass away during the night. Your cat's nours. My cat's nours. It was like, it's like, it's like, it's like this. That's pretty cute.

That's, that's ASMR. That's ASMR. Oh, oh baby. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Have you ever as a joke when you orgasmed, done a voice like that? Like, oh, baby, no.

Don't wouldn't it be funny, though, to do? Have you? What I'm saying is, let's make a pact. I think so. No, why? That's the next time we do it. I think you go, you love love. Let's do it. And let's all do it separately. No. I think you go. Ella, la. Let's do it.

And let's all do it separately. No. What if you just went three? We. Okay. I'm going to go as long as we agree. Mine goes, you pee. That would be really funny if you did it three minutes later in the afterglow to just totally silent. You're just, yep. That's disgusting.

All right, you guys are not for it. I'm not going to do it so well. Well, it's the one. Why do so they sex joke? Can we jerk off and do it? All right. Do we have to evolve our part of each other? Yeah, let me do a privately K.

privately K. I'll do it. I swear, I just so long, okay? Welcome to privately K. Welcome K privately K. I'll do it. I swear I just so long okay welcome to privately K I'm K if you have something to tell me in private go ahead I'm open your secret is my secret okay, yes, I have a private thing. I wanted to tell you okay. Let me shake you off here Yeah, are we off here? Yes, we are. They're listening to Tom Frestrod right now. I hate you never heard.

Can you speak up because I can't? I can't in a library. Okay, well the music's very loud here. Hi guys, this isn't gonna work. I have to hang out. What an episode. A devastating episode. Whenever we said it was cool.

Privately K. Privately K. Do we have it was cool. Privately K. Thank you. Privately K. Do we have to go to a break? No. One more minute. One more minute. Okay.

What are we gonna do? Fill the time. Remember when we all counted to, oh my god, 60, 15 times? We did it, Lauren. Have we got a story for you? This is on the Bang Bang DVDs. It's on the Bang Bang DVDs. We were at Santa Family doing a talk back for the musical episode.s. It's on the Bang Bang DVDs. We were sent a family doing a talkback

for the musical episode. Yes. And it was me, Scott, Thomas Lennon. Casey Wilson. Casey Wilson, the end. I think that may be it. And we had a certain amount of time

and to do this talkback after the episode. Too much time. Too much time, yeah. No one wanted to talk back to us. Ouch. And we took questions and there were no more questions. And then instead of just calling and going, okay, thank you, I felt like we needed to fill the time

because it wasn't enough. We hadn't been, the episode was only 22 minutes. We'd only been on stage for 15 minutes. There was a 22 minute episode. The talk back was scheduled for two and a half hours. Oh my goodness. No, it was like, it was like 35 minutes for a 25 minute episode. And after 15 minutes, no one wanted to talk back.

Yeah. So, and there was 15 minutes left. I was like, well, what do we do for the next 15 minutes? You asked how much time we had left. And I think they said 12 minutes. 12 minutes. And you said, well, we could, we could either stop now or we could fill the 12 minutes somehow.

And I said, let's, as Andrew Lloyd Webber, right? Because you were in character. Thomas and I were in character. He was the fan. Oh, that's right. He was the fan. I will say harder to ask questions of characters. I think it would be more fun.

Yeah, you can ask me everywhere. That's it, that's it. No, no, no, no. Oh, it's listening anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I like the first episodes that they did, and then they came back, and they were just yelling. And then you counted. And so I said, what if we counted to 60, 12 times? 60, 12 times.

And the audience, didn't it? No. No, just the four of us. Oh my God. But they joined in. They joined in, we got the nod. They joined in here and there. Yeah, yeah. You can see it on the DVD.

That's really fascinating. The thing, it will, it will haunt me forever that we didn't do it 12 times. I think we did it eight times. Oh, really? We didn't do it 12 times. Oh, that's too bad. We should have.

You're so sad. I am. Although eight. We didn't do it 12 times. Oh, that's too bad. We should have said I am although eight and do it 12 it is enough. What is this raised by TV? I'm across a rock fill a line with love. Lauren, did you see that show? It is enough. Yes. Yes, but I thought so many times that I couldn't even tell you what it's about. I remember just the 10 of us more. Just the 10 of us. That was the ball. I'm a coach from growing pains had a spin off. But it was in Bauer. That can't have been now a days.

What it did. Actually, it did with the Goldbergs, Tim Meadows, just had a hell of a spin off. Okay. Oh, did he really add into that? He's never expected that myself. Good for him. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah.

Yeah, there's all sorts of spin offs now. But he did it. Same another name, another in-run ass, yeah. Yeah, there's all sorts of spin-offs now. But it is name another name another in-run. I guess. I guess whatever. LA. Okay, that's doesn't count. But that's more of a franchise.

Doesn't count? Well, because it's not. Scott, you know, it doesn't count exactly. Lauren, Lauren's right. They take one character and then they get that character their own show. Yeah. They don't say they were like Mark Harman never showed up. He never showed up on a.

C.S.I and was like, hi, I'm David Cruzos, cousin or whatever. I mean, they do backdoor pilots on these shows, like CSI, Miami was a vector course anyway. Of course, they do, sure. But it's not, but it's back in the day, it used to be very powerful. Oh, well, you love Benson. Yeah, fucking. Here's Benson. Here's the breakout character. Let's give him his own show. Yeah, but then it love Benson. Yeah, fuck it. Here's Benson. Here's the breakout character. Let's give him his own show. But then it got weird. Like, Mork and Mindy was a forced spin-off.

That was an actor pilot. Right. Well, they had in Happy Days. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, they were going to make this show where they just stuck an alien on Happy Days for no reason. Well, you know, it's so crazy. I was just watching the, I should say for his friend too, me.

Yeah, I was just watching the first episode should say for his friend too, but I was just watching the first episode of Hangman, Mr. Cooper, and he does a whole thing where he is, the first, the pilot, the pilot, is that Bradley Cooper show? I think he's definitely not. The pilot, it's Mark Curry, but the pilot is shot on the growing pain set because they didn't have the mind for it, but he explains that.

He comes out and he's like, hey, he starts doing a whole thing and then Alan Thick comes on, he's like, what are you doing in my house? And he's like, it's not your house, your Alan Thick and he's like, hey, he starts doing a whole thing. And then Alan Thick comes in and he's like, what are you doing in my house? And he's like, it's not your house. Your Alan Thick is like, just kidding, I am Alan Thick. You're using my set and they have this whole conversation about it to make the audience comfortable. And it's like a 15 minute long conversation.

It's on Hulu. And then, and then they use, and they use the whole thing, which is really confusing when you're watching. You kind of do need that. And then at the end, he's like, I hope you like to show. Please keep watching. And then like the next week, he's like, hi, I'm Mark Curry, you might not know me,

but I hope you like my show. I'm doing this show. And he like, does this whole explanation? It's crazy. It's crazy. So strange, where there's still pictures of the Seifer family on the walls. I'm telling you, no.

Or did they turn them backwards? Like, you can't look at this, Seifer family. No, but it made no sense. It was just, it was just felt uncomfortable, because they're in the different house. What a strain to them. Yeah. But it's so crazy because back in those days,

I feel like networks used to spend even more money on things. Why wouldn't they just build a set for the show? And they kept, I feel like they were really trying to make it work by bringing all these actors or other shows. American Warcus designers. I just burped. We're really trying to make it work by bringing all these actors where other shows. I just burped.

Did what? My Tim Gunn impression make you burp. Yeah. Brought some that. No, I got all these actors into try to be like, oh, they're all from different TJF shows or whatever. Like make it comfortable for my life. I've done it for two shows for David's situation.

I don't know if you remember that one. Were you in it? That Bob and David thing. We did it on the, everybody loves Raymond's head. We don't know if you remember that one. Were you in it? That Bob and David thing? That sure was. We did it on the, everybody loves Raymond's set. We are, that'd be fun. And then for another show that I did with Matt Besser,

we had to rent someone's set. I don't even know who it was. And you guys, you recorded a 15 minute long conversation explaining exactly. No, and you guys are just hanging out there. So I haven't tell you about the, the Mork and Mindy back to our pilot,

how excited I was by it. I did know who Robin Williams was. I saw I was big into happy days. I watched that. And then I had this thing where anything I ever watched a movie, a TV show, or whatever. If I was hanging out with my mom going shopping or whatever, I would do the plot.

And just explain every single thing that happened. I'm sure it must have taken longer than the 22 minutes. No doubt that it actually was. And we were in a grocery store or a hardware store. It feels like a hardware store, for some reason. And I was, and I finally got to the end, and I was like, I was doing every joke that Rob Moehm's made. Like, and then he's like, none, who, none, who, which means this

in some country. And my mom is paying the cashier, and the cashier is like, looks like someone is a big happy days fan. And I felt like it was condescending in some way, and I felt embarrassed you should have. That was me. I mean, when adults hurt children like that.

No, but they're trying to be, she's trying to just include me of like, hey, let's just say something. But it was almost like, oh, I know what you're doing. You're trying to, you're trying, this is how I felt. This is not how I felt. No, no, but that is how you feel as a kid. Oh, I see what you're trying to do.

You're trying to co-op Tappy Days, which is like real artists doing and you're trying to be as cool as Tappy Days. No, I know what you're doing. You're doing Tappy Days. You're just doing the plot of Tappy Days. Well, when you're, you really never let it go. That that that that her that tone that that grownups will use when you're a kid. It yeah, it's not you always know that it's

condescending. I but see here's the thing. I I have a nephew is I don't know if you guys met him a little guy and I have met Kai and I haven't met him but I saw his signs leading to his layer. He's an exciting little fellow. He loves to dress as Spider-Man. And I, I hating that tone, I always talk to him like, Hey, Kai, how are you? How are you young fellow? What's going on? Blah blah blah. You know, I talked to him like this. Yeah. And cool up. Like, why don't you talk to him, like, you know, be nicer to him or something? Like, I guess the baseline for all adults talking to any kid is like, Hi, how are you? It's weird. You talked to him be nicer to them or something. I guess the baseline for all adults talking to any kid is like, hi, how are you?

It's weird. You talked to them like a guy that you share an office with. But kids can't like that. Do you mind getting me to top off on this coffee? I think kids like when you talk to them, they're your same age. I think so too. That's how I feel, but adults don't like it when you do.

No, it does make them feel like you don't care about kids or something. But when I was a babysitter, I didn't talk to them like that baby voice or something. It's like, you just like, we gotta go. And most parents don't do that to their kids. I think it's kind of weird when parents always talking to baby voices to their kids.

To their own kids. But then parents who don't talk to a baby voice to their own kids go over and meet someone else's kids. And then it goes up like this and it's loud. Because they can't, they're forced to talk to their own children. So much. Like equals. They can't wait to condescend to a child.

Look, we need to take a break. Speaking of condescending. That was a long minute. We'll be right back with more of three. No. We'll be right back with more three Three I'm Scott awkward duty You played yourself. Congratulations.

You played yourself. Congratulations. I got played. Chef Kevin found an article that Lauren's excited about. Yeah, it's about the, it's about Bob and Mary Ann, the host from the Fox thing. They, okay, wait. The pro-sur-ad, Mary Ann, anyway. I'm excusing.

Anyway. It starts, it's from the Tribune. It starts quote a hot Cuban babe. Unquote is how Bob Sirot described his wife of 17 years. Maybe I just say step in and say gross. I hate it when husband's objectify their wives in that way. Like, oh, it's really cute.

I love it. Do you think it's great? Do you really? I mean, so many ancestors. I would love it. I would love it. I would love it. I would love it.

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He seriously would not look at me or talk to me unless the camera was rolling. She said, I'd say how was your weekend And he'd say save it meaning save the conversation for the show. I was completely focused on Like the news has so much time. Yeah, they did chat. They chatted a lot though. How much it what what percentages? Well, I mean, I don't know. I was a kid. I have no idea what it was like 90% Like so what do you would you never told a new story? I don't want to talk about themselves This just in I watched told a news story. I don't want to talk about it. But this just in. I watched my card this weekend.

Yeah. I was completely focused on the show and intent on making sure it was a success. So that's where my mind was. A show. The show has been a reporter on many fucking radio and TV stations since 1980. Blah, blah, blah.

At the suggestion of their news director, Murciano asked her out for breakfast with the goal of breaking ice, what happened? We started having fun and getting into good conversations about life. We had a lot in common. I had two young children. My marriage was falling apart.

I was separated and so was Bob. There. Okay. They didn't have enough hair. Well, hold on. I'm just saying that's why I'm not going to say. In the eyes of the church, they did. Right. In the eyes of today's society, I guess the day is loose.

Lacks moral. Yeah. I think my understanding of the fact was very simple. Whoa, slacks. But so now, do you think the producer got sick of hearing their dynamic of this guy go save it? And then he's like, he wants you to actually like get together and be a human being for a long time.

Yeah, it's so weird thinking that that's how it started and then they fell in love. I don't know. Have you ever fallen in love with someone who's so into Treesy like shit? Yeah, I got a whole childhood. But I remember, once I stopped telling my wife to shut up, that's why I really fell for her.

Cause she got to speak. Yeah, she would try to talk to me and I was like, I'm talking to me. I like these sounds coming out of her mouth hole. Hey, she got someone to say. Wow, I like the cut of her gym. Hey, she got someone to say. Well, I like the cut of her gym. Hey, she's got some of the shoes. She's got some of the shoes.

Yeah, some of the same. Are the news people? Scott, be quick. Yeah. Are the news people in your hometown? Are they still the same? Are there a lot of them still the same? This was my hometown, baby.

So answer the question. weren't there local orange county people? No, it's all really. Yeah, it's all our lives. You had all the people, um, they call it the Southland, which is like wherever the, wherever the antenna reaches. That's right. Right, there's no, like, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low,

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No, no, we talked about him a lot. Well, we'd find him one of the best. Yes. We kept talking about him doing the comedy bang bang best ofs. And we got to the point where we were begging him to come on the show. Please come on the show. I would love to have him on the show. And telling Fritz Coleman that he was not invited.

No, Fritz Coleman must stay with him. Now Fritz Coleman, I've lived here since 1994 and he's been on the air since the 80s. Yes, at least. Crazy. Yeah, there was the, there was the consumer report guy, Bogey. Before Bogey, but I remember Bogey. Before Bogey. Yeah, there was a guy who parlated into his own half-hour show about consumer ripoffs and

stuff like that. I can't remember his name. I want to say Marvel, but I know it's not right. But I want to say it's so bad. All right, I'll just say it. Marvel, Bernadah, show I know it's not right. But I wanna say it's so bad. All right, I'll just say it. Marvel, now to show. Was it Marvel consumer? It might have been consumer ripoff.

But yeah, Fritz has been around forever. Yeah. Oh. Oh. I don't really know. Anyway. I was surprised that like, do you not check out the local news when you go home?

I mean, I guess it's on. Who would ever watch the local news? My parents watch it, I think, but I watch it too weirdly. Like I will have it on in between figuring out what I'm gonna do. I'm like, I like to start there. Wait, so you always figure out what you're gonna do

in two chunks and the local news is always right there in between them? No, but like, I'm gonna watch it show. What am I gonna do? What show am I gonna watch? I'm gonna start it on the news because it's a solid base. I mean, just to stand on, I'm gonna roll up from there. But I love like the view.

I love those kinds of shows. I can watch the view every day and I did for years, but I don't, I haven't done it lately, but I think it's great. Would you like to host the view? I actually think I would have fun doing something like that. I think I would, but I would have to, it wouldn't be now, but later. What?

It wouldn't be now. It doesn't know what I'm gonna do right now, but I imagine like, oh, like when I'm like 50, that could be. Like over the hill. When you feel old enough to start lecturing people. Yeah, yeah. And calling them honey.

I have opinions because of my life experience. I want to be theuring people. And calling them honey. I have opinions because of my life experience. I want to be the young girl. When you get older, you'll understand that the world works in a different way than you think it does. Yeah. Well, the young people they have now, like Megan McCain, who's like,

she's really, she's very politically savvy, though, where I'm like, she brings something specific. I guess I'd bring the comedy. I thought about it. You'd bring this kind of thing. This is sort of like the view. Yeah. Even Debbie Mattinopoulos.

That's what I don't want to be though, because she was like 22 though. She was the first one, right? Yeah. Yeah. And everyone made fun of her for being dumb. Yeah, but she was so young. I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, everyone's dumb. Yeah, I love what be man. She's the best host. I love dumb. What, yeah, did you like that? I think you should watch what be talking. Did you see that clip of her? I don't know if it was a clip or a while down. What, yeah, did you like that? I think you should watch Wippy talking. Did you see that clip of her? I don't know if it was a clip or a while ago.

Okay, Debbie. It was a clip of Wippy talking to her. Oh, someone just puts it in a separate place. You're pointing at your ear. Her like the bug in her ear, you know, I think people. Okay, yeah. And she's just like, she'll just be doing that thing and she's like, I know.

Like she'll just like respond to them. Like she goes off like she's like, on the air. Yeah, this is a commercial. But she looks crazy because no, I'll have put together that someone's talking to her, but she'll be like, so you know, in the news, Justin Bieber, I'm getting to it. I'm gonna say that.

We have to go to break. But she looks like she's haunted. Yeah. Oh, look at those. Oh, look at those. Oh, look at those. I've never seen it. Whoa. Maybe it was real. Do you think Patrick Swazie is a ghost? And he's like, man, and he's just really ironic. Just let me make some clay pots. You should make me make him make him. I've never seen that movie, but people think it's really horny, right? It's super horny. People think it's really horny.

It's a really fun movie. I would say if you're like looking for something to throw on, maybe if you're on Halloween. Maybe if you start on the news. Start on the news, find it on your DVR. Now, Scott, I wanna warn you, there's a mean ghost in the movie too. Yeah, you might be scared.

Yeah, you might be scared. Yeah, you might be scared. Yeah, TMI, you give me spoilers. I just think it was a mean ghost. I didn't tell him that he used to be. I didn't do it, I didn't. I don't know how I know that Vincent Schvelly is in it. It's a great film.

Okay. Maybe because it's a great film, maybe. Sure. Maybe you saw in the in memoriam because he's no longer with us. Oh, that's probably it. Senior A. Skivet. Who is that? He was in moon lighting, wasn't he? Who's that guy from the train in ghosts? Who's like, who like, I can't be't who's the guy up from the train and ghost who's like

Who we're talking about Jeffrey tambour No, we're just give out yeah, who did you ski of Ellie? Who did you think you should have Jeffrey tambour? No, no Who did you think we were talking about we're talking about the mean ghost? Rick aviles the guy Rick Aviles? The guy. We got. I don't want to give away the movie. Well, there's a bad guy in the movie. I can't remember. There's a bad guy in the movie.

Give it away now. The guy who does all the shit. The mean guy. Yeah, he's got a ghost. Well, he becomes one. Well, everyone becomes one. He eventually is, can we just spoil the scene of this fucking movie?

I'm never gonna see it. Isn't he eventually, he is, I'm gonna forget who he's talking he is taking an L or something? Yeah, but he's got a ghost. Okay, I guess you're right. I thought you were saying like a bad guy. Like there's a bad guy. I think no, there's a bad ghost on the subway.

Yeah, yeah, that guy. Get off my train. Okay, but I thought he was Jeffrey Timber-esque. I feel like, and I read something where Jeffrey Timber says he, people think that's him. He's a tall bald man. I mean, you know, that's what happens. Now where everyone knows Jeffrey Timor is a me too.

I know. You know, I do. From me goes to me too. What if Dan Ackroyd complained about the ghost and ghost busters to give him a blowjob, wakes him up by giving him a ghost blowjob? And he's like, no, not in this environment. Did he come slimer?

On your head, aka slimer is Dan Ageroy's come from getting a ghost blow job. I rewatched that movie not that long ago. I think after the reboot came out, you're like, let's see the real version. You probably remember it as a scary movie. Yeah, I remember, yes, I do remember it as a scary movie. Yes, and I also remember just being like, that's a good movie. That's a good movie right there. I got the toys, I got the stuff.

I started at the news. I got up the ghostbusters. It is a good movie where my dick is. I drew a ghostbuster on a cantaloupe. I brought it up to the stage. I got to meet Babsarat Miri and, where Seattle, who are a loving couple. She's a hot Cuban babe. She's a hot Cuban babe who can't talk before the news starts.

Those rules still in effect in their home. You like saving? God, it's only. Just a penny I wanted to ask you save it. But it's something I can't ask out here. No, the other news is coming up on the news. We're not on news news we're not on. News we're not on. I want to watch the news sometimes, not just report it.

Why did you watch Ghostbusters recently? Yeah, because of the reboot. And I wanted to see, does this hold up as well as I remember it and it does not. It does not. I think most things don't. Yeah, I think it really is just. And everyone being like,

I can't believe it. And they're like, I can't believe it. And they're like, I don't watch the other one, dude, is that fucking great? You know what it was? Because people were saying like, the original ghost was such a classic. It was a perfect film or something.

Right, right. And then you watch it, there's a lot of problems. It's like, you remember the song. There's as many problems in the new one as there. It was Ray Parker Jr., who was saying this. Honestly, yeah, he's like,

I think it's still great. Some of the best movie ever made. Who cares? But it was surprising. Everything's a reboot anyway. Yeah, they're rebooting Friday night lights. Did you say that? They are?

It just was here. Into a movie. They're like, they're like a reboot of the movie. Friday night lights. Just got into the movie. Oh, rebooting the movie. Yes, which was what the TV show was based on. Did you just come out into the four tellers?

Four tellers ago. Yeah, that's great. 2004. Hey, how come people never reboot a book? Yeah, go read it. We'll be reboot, never. I into four to two years ago. Yeah, that's cool. 2004. Hey, how come people never re-boot a book? Yeah, how come people never re-boot a book? I'm gonna re-boot a book. You and I am gonna re-boot as the Bible. I'd love to talk to you about that.

Oh, re-bomb. Oh, re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb.

Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re-bomb. Re- produces all those shows like Mark Banner and so thank you. Yeah. They did the Bible as a show.

They did like a mini series, yeah. So it's been done. Jeremy, you tell my Mark Banner, sorry. I'm saying rewriting a book that's already been written. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that is very funny. It's exactly the same thing,

but no one would ever do that. Yeah, it would be insane. It would be very weird. I just wrote a new babysitter's club series. Same characters, different stories. I just wrote a new, uh, baby setters club series. Uh, same characters, different stories. I guess that's been done before in the sense of like, isn't like Jack Ryan or whatever some dude took over the franchise. Yeah, those are, those are books. Well, that's not going serious. Different than being like, yeah, baby setters club is not a good example. I'm saying if you were to rewrite the original books, yes.

Yeah, right. You would just be like, I want to rewrite Huckleberry Fist. Yeah, same story, same character. I want to read Ramona Quimbee. Yeah. Who I heard you do. I heard you do. It's pretty cute though.

It's pretty sexy. Sexy your last name is Quimbee. What? Like, Quimbee? The American Quimbee is the hottest guy on Simpson's. Who do you think is the most attractive Simpson's character? Bart. You said that was such authority.

I did think about it. Really? And then I realized you were joking. I'm actually not. Bart is the hottest character. Please do try. If I had to, okay, he's 40 now. How long has he been around? Well, it's, okay, he's 40 now. How long has he been around 30?

Well, 1989, so. So you consider, even though on the show, he's still a child. You're thinking because the show's been done so long. He's like 30, so in wisdom. This is the age of consent. He's reached the age of consent. We have a problem with this unrest by TV a lot because we talk about hot children that we were attracted to when we were children.

Sure. So it's very different. I think Bart is the hottest. He's a cartoon. Who is more of a problem with that, would you say? If you had to choose between the two hosts of Raised by TV. Good stuff. Who talks about it longer?

Who do you think is the hottest? That gum, that gum, you know what? You know it jumps in my mind was the Arnold Schwarzenegger guy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I guess I'd fuck that cool dog. The thing, the thing. Poochy? Yeah.

I'd fuck that cool dog. If you had, These are my choices. If you had to fuck a dog, if you were like, now we get to it. Okay. Okay. Like it like this. We've been talking about this all my life.

We've been circling around it. For such a long time. Right. If you had to fuck a dog, what? It would have to be a cartoon. It would have to be a cartoon dog. That's exactly what I was going to ask. So be sure.

Like McGruff. Yeah, McGruff has to be in the door now. He's wearing the purvy, transgo. Yeah. He's in a trouble. Actually, there's a clip from Improv for Humans. Take a bite out of this. And the video podcast network thing, where we, something on YouTube you can go look at.

I'm saying if anyone cares out there, but it's John Gemberling and Paul Rust and then Gemberling is like arguing for like, Beast out of the- Oh, no, this was off of Improvary Human. Yes, I said. I was and I was on the episode. I wasn't listening. Okay, great.

And out. But it's kind of crazy to watch him argue for it. John Gemberling is arguing for Beast Yeah. What sparked this debate? I don't know, probably just something he wanted to talk about. It might have been in the scene or something. I hope so. But I think the conversation was not.

It was like. I mean, in a sense, it's better than like a dildo because a dildo cannot give consent. A living being can give consent. We just don't know whether they are giving consent. But the possibilities are 50-50. They're giving consent. Meanwhile, a dildo is not giving consent.

A dildo is made to give consent. Oh, slavery! Dildo slavery! Steely Dan! What's that? Steely Dan was the famous, called Dildo slavery. No, well, Steely Dan famously was named.

You talked about this on Bang Bang with John Malay. It was named after the Dildo and Naked Lunch. In Naked Lunch, yes, the book Naked Lunch. Sorry to be, it's not called Steely Dan. Yeah, so if you were thinking, how can I like the band Steely Dan less? Yeah, that sucks. I like, I like three Steely Dan songs.

Which one? So yeah, let's, no, we haven't. Let's go down the list. Dirty work is the best one. Dirty work steely dance songs. Which one? No, we haven't. Let's go down the list. Dirty work is the best one. Dirty work. How's that one going? I like the, I like the, I mean, that's a good one. I'm saying they have three good songs.

I'm going to look that up. Let me think. I like real in the years. You're really in the years. That's the one good. I'm saying they have three good songs. I'm gonna look that up. Let me think. I like real in the years. You're really in the years. That's the one good thing. Let me go look at their life. I like, hey, I think I like, hey. Oh, Peggy's my favorite actually.

Well, what about our favorite? Hey, 19. The queer, old, gold, the fine colombian. We start, I feel like it starts higher and higher. You're low. let's go. Thanks, though. Thank you.

You're welcome. Oh, shit. I'm a little bit... The fine, come on, beyond. Makes the sky a wonderful thing. Too high. Too high? Yeah.

I think peg. The fine, come on, beyond. Thanks, though. I think peg. Fine. During the day. Makes tonight a wonderful day. That okay?

Yeah, I was really good. Did they give you the time to look up? I got every you're looking up. I actually, I should have really have two good songs. Barry Town? I don't know. Okay.

We need to take a break. Oh, yeah. Taking this out to break is, but what up? Bap, bap, bap, what do you want to do? Oh, peg. Peg. Oh, okay. What's this about?

I'm cool. Chico's name is Lies. Yeah, it's about Pegging. Pegging will come back to you. So you're Pegging me now, but I'm going to peg you later. That's the promise of Pegging. Pegging, welcome back to you. So you're Pegging me now, but I'm going to peg you later. That's the promise of Pegging. You're thinking of the Simpsons episode. It will do. We'll see you after this. Bye. Welcome back. Welcome back.

I'm Lauren. You found something on Twitter you want to talk about? Oh, yeah, I did. Lauren, I just didn't know you have a topic. Yeah, I trumped something. Just check Twitter. Shrump. Trump did something bad. I feel scared. Did you do the bad thing on Twitter?

I'm sure that will be true. This is the day that this comes out. But this is from Shannon Hutchinson at the Shannon R.H. And she tweeted pictures that she and her friends did that are recreating our three-dom photos and they did a really amazing job in their dorm room. Oh, I can't wait to sue them out of that dorm room. Yeah, they really achieved the same goal.

This is R.I.P. Those pictures are our copyrighted. I'm very impressed. They did a great job. Flattered. Yeah, they really are IP those pictures are a copy written. I'm very impressed. They did a great job flatter. Yeah, they're amazing. They they ones wearing a top hat That's it ones wearing All nude So if you want to see some newties with a top hat on go to Twitter Go to my Twitter, scroll back nine months. Do you think the Earth is still here by the time this is released?

It's not looking good, Paul. Yeah. Paul, do you have a feature? You know what I do. I do have a feature. Break it down for us now. I'm happy to share this with you. Hit me. I think I'd for us now. I'm happy to share this with you. Hit me!

I think I'd better dance now. This is called How Do You Do With two Os. Two Os? How do you do? How do you do? Yeah. Okay. All right. It's like duty. How do you die now? I knew you would think that, but it's not. Okay.

For Brain O'History. You're the one who said it. First thing in this episode, I was a re-remination. You teams will, uh, that I just said, bit of recommendations, which is a reference to, uh, the show last comic standing, which I had a friend who was, who had taken over producing that show is, is company, okay, producing that show. And so they were doing a tease to a break.

They were gonna go on a break and it was like coming up, it was when Jay Moore was hosting. And he did the house, this happens, this happens, and then coming up, they're making it to the house. Two people arguing and he said, bitter recriminations. What? What? There was a bitter recriminations.

And it's in fucking. Did it make you stick around? Yeah, it did. But also maybe say bitter recriminations in my head. Many, many times over the years. I mean, I remember that because I played Jay Moore at death ray at M bar when that season was on. You played Jay Moore.

Because we did a last comic standing night, and I was Jay Moore and it, I just kept repeating Keated House. Because that was something that he said all the time, like, if you want Keated House, what's your feature? How do you do? Teams will compete to try, and each of us will compete.

Okay, now put it in your own words. Loosen it up. Okay, like, you know there's three of us. And sometimes we're not all together. We're separate on things. Yeah, this is hard. Just read it. Teams will compete to try to get their team

to guess a song by only singing the word do. You might think this game sounds easy, but it's not so easy. When you're on the spot, and this is, I have to, I feel compelled to include this. Definitely one of the funniest adult game night games I've ever played. Wow, so yeah, who says this piece of paper?

So a piece of paper is playing adult games at a party. Yeah, and find it fun This quote is attributed to know what it is just this piece of paper. It was like William Shakespeare Or it says Larry King because he's the one who said that Shavalia We would just eat Shavalia because of it. Yeah Oh, whatever because of Larry King What happened? What he should have said is, do you want to see a show where the performer shit all the time? And their horses.

Yeah, well, yeah. You know how some shows keep you awake? Not the show. It makes you go right to 9.9. The rhythm of the horses. We have a good time watching, though. I will say. It makes you go 9.9.

Is it expensive? Um, I mean, I guess to some people. Wow. Well, I heard about it on the podcast that someone was saying it costs like $300 a ticket. What? No, I definitely not, because I would not have been able to. I heard it cost a bucket of oats.

Is that not true? You just got to feed the performer. I mean, because it's produced by horses. So I think it'll be like one person sings in the other. I think we're all good singers, and this is gonna be easy as it is. I think so too. And so we're kind of competing,

it will be two people competing against each other. Should we do a, no, or should we do it for time? So everyone's competing for the shortest time. I think it amounts to the same thing. What if we time it, and then we each get points for how, like I'd say I'm guessing and then we have a minute and you go then you go then you go then you go and whoever gets more out that doesn't take so long. Whoever gets more out that doesn't take so long. I think it's

easier if we both try to get like if Paul's doing it, we both try to guess and Paul's competing for the shortest time. Got okay, okay. Okay. Wait, I'm competing. Oh, so I. Because we're thinking we're so good. I want to replicate it as. Although I think you would sing poorly and just stretch the time. Which I think everyone knows I can't. You cannot do that. It's impossible. I pulled up my calculator app. I'm going to like one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus 60. Okay. Let me find the other.

Okay, so you're singing any song in the world. Any song in the world and we will, and we are trying to, we're not trying to stretch out your time. We're literally trying to guess it. Yeah, we wanna get it. Yeah, but you want us to get it. Okay.

Everyone's so... I don't know if it's to solve it. I don't know if it's to get all that. Oh man, trying to think of a song is hard to say. Okay, yeah. There's so many of them. I think I'm gonna be bad at this.. I don't know if I'm gonna solve it. I don't know if I'm gonna solve it. I don't know if I'm gonna solve it. I don't know if I'm gonna solve it. I don't know if I'm gonna solve it. I don't know if I'm gonna solve it. I don't know if I'm gonna solve it.

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Oh, God. While we sat and watched her, wasting our time. That's the thing I guess you do this. She didn't want to do it the night before or the day before or whatever. She just wanted to get, oh, God, I gotta go to fucking work.

All right, if we did this. All right, Paul, go first. Oh, I need a song. Can be anything. Think of your favorite music. I know it can be. Oh, but you're not supposed to do a melody, right? No, you're supposed to do a melody.

How else would you? What do you like doing? Doing like the tone, like the drum sounds. Like the tempo. How would that go? Maybe you should go first. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Like you'd be like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Yeah, you'd be like, if it's like he and two, you'd be like, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Yeah, exactly. All right. Okay. Okay, go. Google it, Chef. All right, you got something. This is, get on the googes, Chef. You got something? Okay, here's the problem. Yeah, all I'm thinking was the fucking national anthem. I'm trying to. Well, you're such a patriot.

I'm like, I love this country. Think of who's a great singer in your mind. French has got key. Oh no. Okay, I'm gonna go. Okay, ready, Lauren? Okay, wait, I'm on. Hold No. Okay, I'm gonna go. Okay, ready, Lauren? Okay, wait, hold on. Hold on.

Okay, ready? And the minute you start singing, I press start. Okay. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do That's all. And I'm telling you, I should have kept it going. You were just looking at the time. No, no, I stopped it when you said, I'm saying or whatever. Well, he was right. Well, just you put it at me. Yeah. So five seconds.

Five seconds. All right. All right. Maybe Kevin should keep time. Chef Kevin. No, I could do it. I could do it. Ready?

No, Scott, what? I feel like it's unfair. You shouldn't be distracted. No, and then he would know if maybe we actually do up to guess the title. Yeah, the title has to be right. No, but getting the song is right, because that's what the whole point is.

Can I go? I'm only bothered giving names to songs. Okay, time it. Come on, time it. Okay, all right, ready? Yeah, here we go. And do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do the song you've been seeing all day. I cheated. Which also the lyrics are do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Flips down. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I wish it was more. I wish it was more. Is that the name of the song? I never knew the name of that song. Yep. I picked a hard one to even out my Tom's diner. Okay. All right, Paul, here we go.

Dearly beloved. We are gathered to get through this thing called life. To get through this thing called... ...future. Oh boy, this is more entertaining than you actually seeing the songs as you like with it's the swaps wet. It's the fucking worst. I can't I I feel like I blank on stuff like this.

Yeah, no, it's hard when you have all the time. It's like when you're playing when you're playing what's that game's categories or whatever when you have to think of like an S word. Yeah. For you know, a bit article of clothing. It's like a course shoes socks or whatever yeah some room yeah we do that in one of the last episode

some room piece and then it was like some diamond and there was like some coins it's sounding like a plural you have to with some. Okay, all right. All right. Here we go. Here we go. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Um, fuck, you're just thinking of rap songs.

Always. Do a rap. Just do a rap. Don't even do dues. Just do a rap. Do a rap. Just make one up. This is there's so many. I know. So who in the world is a musician? Because here's the thing. I'm thinking of you have songs so many songs live.

I know it's true. It's true. I do do something you do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I got it. All right, all right. Okay. That's a great song. It's a great song. We should also review the songs after five starts. Let me lay down some dooms for you. Oh, okay. Okay, wait, I had one. How does it go? Think of a song you've sung before.

Okay. Come on, wait a minute. I got a guy well. Okay. Okay, wait. Okay. Okay, wait. Okay. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, one more round. Here we go, Paul. Okay, thank Paul, thank you.

You can do this. You can do this. Don't do happy birthday. Do-doot. I almost did it so many times. That would be very funny. Have them, I'm in heaven. Um, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Oh, from Hamilton, King George's song, whatever it's called. What's the name of it? Lauren said all we have to do is know the song.

Okay, I didn't realize that was the word. You'll be back. You'll be back. Where is you? Are you sad now? This game is so how it's humiliating. I love it. I don't care. We're doing one more round. Yeah. Why is that doing more? Yeah. We each have to go more tight. Okay. Okay.

I like your face while you're doing it. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do What did he do this? Because his mouth was like, dude, dude, dude. Oh, and your arms are like doing this? Dude, dude, dude. I don't know. Wait, wait. What about, is there a chorus? Because that's not the first. That was a chorus.

Oh, no. One of those beautiful melodies ever written. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh, uh, do-do-do-do-do. Leva. Yes. Oh, Leva. What? Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do All right, ready? What have you thought? Alton Brown was Alton John. Yeah, Alton Brown, I keep looking. I want to go to his concert, but he never comes through here. I wish he would keep singing. Okay, he just wanted to sing.

He put out no albums. He put out no albums. I met the record store. He put out no albums. But all the songs we know, pal! All right, ready? Here we go. No, I have one, but all the songs we know, pal! Hahaha! Hahaha! Alright, ready? Here we go. Do do do do do do do do do guess he's right. Why did you say one more round then? I don't know.

I want you to do one more. It's the worst. But you're the best. Oh, I think I like this game. You want me to light my hand on fire? No, no, just look at that and maybe you'll think of a song. Oh, that's, yeah. That'll be the one.

By Alton Brown. Look at this. What is that? That's a t-shirt. Is Alton Brown and John Costume? That's yeah, that'll be the way out and brown. That's a t-shirt is out and brown and an Elton John costume. Wait, a costume of Elton John's or an Elton John costume. Because that makes sense. Yeah, I guess it does.

If it's the towel duck costume, I guess. Well, he wore a lot of crazy outfit. But what I'm saying is the I'm standing. What I'm saying is the I'm standing is video. I'm standing. What I'm saying is, is bald cap included? Because it would not be if it were a costume that Elton John war. I'd have to see the design. I'd have to see the design.

I need you to sing a song. All right. I will sing a song. sing a song. America, America, God shed His grace on thee Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, See you next time. Bye bye everybody. Bye. Bye I miss you. Sit back down. Oh!