Threedom - Threevisiting: Hamilton was Bae

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss weird Kidz Bop songs, punish Chevin for an unjust spanking and play One-Word Impressions. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threet...ures and emails to threedomusa@gmail.com. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Starting point is 00:00:00 3-0! 3-0! 3-0! Hey, welcome to 3-0. Oh, yeah, welcome. We're here. We're here. Scott here. Paul here. We're here. Scott here We're doing it we're having sex with each other Are you my lover you wear a rubber?
Starting point is 00:00:43 It's doing it by hello cool day. Oh, are you my lover you wear wear a rubber? That's from that. Jesus, that. One of them says it. No, I think, no, no, the girls, the girls, I forget, I forget his deweater. Only gay people wear rubber. Well, the woman's not gonna wear it. That's a good, that's it. So that's what she was talking about.
Starting point is 00:00:58 What about the female condom? That every female lover. The female condom. What about the female condom? You wear a female condom.ck What about the female condo? Where are female condo? I don't know. Are you my love?
Starting point is 00:01:08 Stead just where are female condo? Welcome to this show. Welcome to this show. Welcome to this show. Lauren is... I was 20 minutes late. Oh, that's true. That's also true.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Boom. But I had plenty of time to get warmed up in the car. That's right, were you doing your vocal exercises? I was listening to music. What were you listening to? On the way here, I decided to do a 2000s throwback. And I listened to it. You realize we're in the 2000s right now.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Early 2000s, I've ever heard of it. And I put in some gor and some postal service. It was a real throwback. Which postal service? Such great heights. But see, I ended up playing some weird EP that was all covers. And I put on gustor, which I haven't listened to since,
Starting point is 00:02:03 I don't know, probably at least 10 years ago. And it's just so crazy that feeling when you just start, immediately know all the words to a song you haven't heard in a million years. Right, right now. It's just so weird. It's just so weird. It's right in the tree, it's all the love story.
Starting point is 00:02:18 That's me. Do you need to start? Do you need to start? Yeah, I do. Turn you to trigger? Okay. I need to trigger. The subtle calm.
Starting point is 00:02:29 We all have the voice going around. Two more minutes. Two more minutes. Two more minutes. I just don't know all the words to that. It's kind of an evidence that was a kid. And every single word. I've listened to that song in 10 years.
Starting point is 00:02:40 I put on the first song of this Guster album, and I just was so surprised. Did you know Guster at all? Do you care about Guster? I have a few of their songs. Oh, yeah. Boom, boom, boom, boom. It's a very... Gustin' like a Guster Uh... Gustin' Like a gustor does gustin'
Starting point is 00:03:08 Gustin' Do you like the J-Hawks? I'm not real. I mean, I just don't know the mom. Well, what was going on in your life 10 years ago that Gustur and the J-Hawks? Yeah! What happened to you? I was, uh...
Starting point is 00:03:24 22. Okay, drinking a lot. In college. I liked Guster in Heishgoo. What did you drink when you were in college? Like alcohol? Yeah. No, just anything.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Beer. What? Baja cranberry, sorry. Baja cranberry. Oh, just like a real sex and the city. They didn't do that. I thought they silly drank Cosmo. Cosmo. Does that look vodka cramberry?
Starting point is 00:03:52 Yeah, isn't it? No. Wait, what's a cosmopolitan? There's more ingredients in a cosmopolitan. What cosmopolitan? Cosmo is like a type of martini. What did you drink in college? What's in a cosmopolitan?
Starting point is 00:03:59 Shevin. I drank, I started on beer. I didn't drink until after high school. And then I started with, I drank a lot of beer, I smoked. Did you ever smoke? Sigs. Yeah. I smoked cloves for like a second.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Oh yeah, those smells so good. Oh. Did you ever try cigarette scot? I think I've smoked one or two in my life. Not to actually do it, but just to, for like, I don't know, if I'm in a part or something like that. For a role. For a role, yes.
Starting point is 00:04:31 And everyone always playing like a hard-boiled private detective. Everyone always, whenever I would smoke, was like, oh, you don't smoke, because I was holding it wrong or something? Yeah, what is it? I don't even know how wonderful. That's also lame to like, you're doing this bad thing wrong. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:46 It's like who cares. You're not doing it the cool way. You could offer help rather than say, you know, clearly you're bad at what you're doing. Oh, I get you don't smoke. Yeah. Like what is the, you just put it between your two, your, your, your lick and pussy fingers right? Uh, so fingers went to our lick and pussy fingers.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Third is the one that goes down doing a shocker. So fingers went to our looking pussy fingers. Third is the one that goes down to anger shocker. The fifth is shocker. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. I have a forefinger. and I was telling this other person, oh, it's really disappointing to me that this person was doing those cooking. Because you see it as weakness? I just think it's gross to do cooking. And then this person that I was talking to made me feel like I was like a square for that. Like he was just like, oh, it's so fun.
Starting point is 00:05:37 And I was like, no, I don't like that. And I don't think it's cool to do that. I don't like fun. And it's not cool. But I'm not like against all drugs or something, but the idea of like doing coconut restaurant or something like bums me out. I totally agree about cocaine. It is, I'm not against, I'm not a, a Puritan about drugs at all and I've done various drugs,
Starting point is 00:05:57 but cocaine was one that never interested me. Be first of all, the idea of snorting something seemed like that. Right, that's part of what it really is. I'd rather inject it. Yeah, but I much rather put a needle in my eyeball. But also, anytime I'd ever been around anyone on Coke, they always seem like such assholes. It just seemed, it didn't seem fun and it seemed like, it seemed like it was a thing that a high for a type of person that I didn't want to be.
Starting point is 00:06:25 I think that's how I feel about Tula. Because everyone, I know a lot of people who I'm friends with, who've done it, where I'm like, that's not like part of their identity. But people I know who do it a lot, I typically think are assholes. Yeah. Yeah. I also have a theory about cocaine in terms of artistry that I think it's a drug that you, you, that people can't come back from when like creative people, it seems like it sheers off something
Starting point is 00:06:57 in your brain because people, I think people can come back from booze, they can come back from heroin and still be creative, but people that were hardcore co-kids, and it's usually had music people, they seem to have lost something when they recover. That's interesting, like who? I'm an interesting guy. Well, I wish I could think of five examples right now. Anyone who's done cocaine and music?
Starting point is 00:07:19 What do you think about it? I've never done it. I think because we, Paul, you and I maybe grew up in the 80s when there was so like everything, every sitcom, every movie had a big lesson about cocaine. You know, there. It seems like shows now are doing it as it, as if it's cool.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Really? Like Coke is like a go to like move, like to kind of up the stakes of a situation. That's interesting. I mean, every single movie had something like, you know, Brightlight's Big City, less than zero. Yes, yes. It was all like the fall from, like,
Starting point is 00:07:50 the first time is like all fun. And then within minutes, they're addicted. And they can't, you know. So I was always very surprised when, you know, I was 18, I was hanging out with my friends and my friend disappeared into the bathroom. And he came out, I was like, oh, I did Coke. And I was always just surprised by that.
Starting point is 00:08:05 How can you do Coke because that's gonna lead you to always doing Coke? So I have friends now who talk about it who go, yeah, sometimes I'll do a little Coke and it'll be like, so strange to me. It's a very surprising, doesn't that, you're addicted to Coke now, perfect? Yeah, you like to do that regularly?
Starting point is 00:08:24 That seems to be a problem. A friend of mine told me this story years ago that he was at some club. And there was this table of Persian businessman, these young guys, and they were all dressed to the nines. And they had all these people around the table. And this is like, I guess the dawn of bottle service or whatever. I loved that year.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I loved that year. And I want that every time I go out. They should make a movie about the dawn of bottle service. And it should have apes in it. And so this, my friend's, female friend was standing near this table, and one of the guys turned, heard how that this little pipe had went crack. Yeah, crack.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Like, ladies, my high-end tissue and tissue and teeth. My lady, you offer. Crack. Oh, God, crack. Scary. We probably sound like squares though, to people who are out there who are like, oh no, I do, you know, maybe like,
Starting point is 00:09:24 you know, once a year, twice a year, I'll do a couple. Yeah, that's actually when my friends had to do it at the summer and then do it in Christmas time. It's summer in Christmas. It's years in summer, whatever, twice a year. Fourth of July, Christmas. But I was like, I'm not lame for not liking that. Like I don't know, I feel like I let enough things slide
Starting point is 00:09:43 in the world that I think are fine and cool and like everyone can do whatever they want. Abortions. But I think it's what I think about people I know well. It makes me feel like bummed out that they wanna do that. I'm like, I don't know. I feel like.
Starting point is 00:09:57 There was one friend of mine that- If you can alcohol enough, I'm gonna leave you in. There's so many things. There's like, there's so many things. I had a friend, one guy almost sold me on it who was somebody that I trusted and, and it was not like a co-head,
Starting point is 00:10:10 but was like somebody who did had done it like a few times over the course of his life. He was never, he never went through like a co-key period, but every once in a while had done it and enjoyed it. And he was like, it's actually a lot of fun. And we should, I think it would be fun. We should all think this is good. No, we should, let's do it some night.
Starting point is 00:10:29 You know, we'll just, we'll get some and we'll do it. And we never did it. Yeah. But he was like, all right, let's all get some and do it. Fine, fine, let's do that here. And we'll see what I'm doing. Oh my God. Oh God.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Can you imagine? If we do it, we would have to refer. Oh God. I had a friend who was, who I think is still into drugs. Now I want to do it. Oh God. Because what a nightmare that recording will be and how horrible to listen back to.
Starting point is 00:10:53 That's terrible, it would be. So embarrassing. I had a friend who was into drugs who, I was just talking about drugs, like everything makes me sleepy. Yeah. I can't, I'm all pot every, you know, every drug just makes me sleepy. I would just want to sleep. So I was like, oh man, I wish there was something. you know, every drug just makes me sleepy.
Starting point is 00:11:05 I just want to sleep. So I was like, oh man, I wish there was something. Well, you picked two sleepy drugs right there. Yeah, I know. But I was just like, I would like to, I would like to get higher whatever, maybe, but although the last time I got high, man, it was like three months ago or something, you could have maybe in the microwave. You're wild, you're, you're, you're a, you're gonna do a PSA, but you.
Starting point is 00:11:28 No, I just had, I do PSA, but you. I had too much pot and I just was like, well, I don't like being high, I'm going to go to sleep and then I couldn't go to sleep and I was like, bugging out of my mind. I don't know, I just don't like it. But I was sort of to my friend, I was saying,
Starting point is 00:11:42 oh, you know, I wish there was something where I was like oh I could stay awake and have fun and he was like try liquid heroin I don't think liquid heroin Try that that'll keep you away little espresso Coffee I make a call it liquid heroin liquid crack liquid crack liquid crack do do do do liquid crack I just want to state again that I'm not lame Everyone I think people think we're late for the record are cool. I lame for other things I don't know I blame for that although I do wonder if like there are people who are who are really into drugs listening to podcasts I don't know if that intersects. I don't think there's a huge difference.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Oh, it for sure does it really? Okay. Okay, right to us. Right to us about your culture. Let us know the co-ceas podcast that you listen to. I love to do a cook and listen to this show. Would it be those pod safe America guys or something? I do involve.
Starting point is 00:12:42 If you do love doing cook, and you love doing coke then turning on this show, I'm sorry that we killed your buzz the last 10 minutes. Sorry about that. Talking about how lame you are! Hey, if we killed your buzz with that conversation, get better coke. What's up, I'm sorry. Uh-oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Oh, I think another element of it just to kind of add to my reasoning is it's hearing about people who I know didn't do this person.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Who's this person? I'm not talking about them, but I'm saying didn't do it really before and now we're doing it a lot. Right. It's always weird when someone's in their 40s or something and they're like, oh, I'm into coconut. Yeah, it just feels like, do that from when you're 20 on or don't bring it into the picture.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Yeah, or if you have some job like you're on SNL. Do you want to go ahead? Have fun, do you? You have to stay up all night for no reason. I had somebody give me a hard time about taking ecstasy, back when I was called ecstasy, like in my home. I was in my, well when I was called ecstasy, in my home.
Starting point is 00:13:46 I was in my, well, I was Molly or MbMA. I was in my 30s the first time I had tried it because it was not, I think when I was in high school, it was not a thing and if it was, it was like the very beginning of it. I don't think it was, I'd never really heard about it. Well, there were some raves in like 88 that I went to that I bet people were taking, I think maybe.
Starting point is 00:14:08 I would say people like 10 years younger than me. Yeah. Probably that was when you would be doing that in high school. Right. And it was very popular. And so I was telling the story, and the story was not about, not about the first time I tried this drug. The story was about me on this drug.
Starting point is 00:14:27 And this person, who's a friend of mine and I'm not going to say their name. Say their name. Say their name. Come on, say it. This is a person who does not do, who's a straight-age person. Can we guess? Doesn't do, no. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Not on air. Not on my. Not on my friend Jesus. He drinks a little wine every once in a while. He used to be water, but hey, what the hell? But he, so this person kept saying, wait, in your 30s? And I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:54 And so anyways, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, why would you, it seems like, that seems really weird. Like you would have done that when you were younger. Yeah. I was like, she, she like what, she was older than you or younger than me. No, younger than me.
Starting point is 00:15:08 And wouldn't let it go to the point where it was like, okay, now you're starting to insult me. Right. We're like, that is ridiculous that you did that. That said, in my story, I'm probably only talking about one person who shouldn't do going. It just devolves. No, I'm probably only talking about one person who shouldn't do going. It just devolves. No, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Is it me? It all started from my own feeling. What if it wasn't me? The sequel to It Wasn't Me is, is it me? Is it me? What if? I have parties. We do a different interpretation of that song and he's relieved to find out that it wasn't
Starting point is 00:15:40 him. Was it me? It wasn't me. Oh, it wasn't me. What if it did you find me on the bathroom? It wasn't. Was it me? Was it me? It was me. Oh, it was me. Was it? Did you find me in the bathroom? It wasn't me. Was it me?
Starting point is 00:15:49 Bang it on the bathroom floor. Bang it on the bathroom. My mom. They were both buck naked. My mom was a teacher for many years. And her. And educator. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:59 And her one year, they had a talent shoulder school and some students. It was like K through eight. So I don't know how old they were, but they did. They'd performed that song. K nine, they performed it wasn't me. What? What?
Starting point is 00:16:12 What? What? I don't know if it was like kids' bot version where it was like. Where they changed certain lyrics. Yeah. But let me say this. If the, I understand kids' bot,
Starting point is 00:16:22 I get it. Certain songs. Just don't do it. Don't do it. I heard kids do it. I heard kids do's Bob, I get it. Certain songs. Just don't do it. Don't do it. I heard Kid's Bob. I heard Kid's Bob. Do a leap on the other day if you're under him and they were just saying it.
Starting point is 00:16:31 What? They were just saying it just like, yes. Yes. Shavin, look it up, Shavin. Look it up, Shavin. Look it up. In the, there was a lip sync in our high school lip sinks, which I used to take part in every year.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Was the reason unusual. Oh, it's the same unusual. Oh, is that the one where you sang? You said Paul or John or who's that? Oh, yeah, you had your little little pattern about time. No, that was in eighth grade. Before I got to high school, that was the first time I ever did one. That was in class, but they're spanking rescinded. There were lip sinks every year, like a big lip synch competition every year.
Starting point is 00:17:05 And the- Watching kids lip sync is brutal. The reason I was gonna- They suck at it. Yeah. The reason I was gonna talk about is because three girls, three of the like popular girls,
Starting point is 00:17:15 did Vanity Six nasty girl, and they all dressed in lingerie. And it's all- Oh my God. And they did the whole thing of like, I need seven inches, like all that kind of stuff. Jesus. And you still think about that.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Fuck yeah. Now it made them change the rules of the lip sync where then you had to do it for a teacher before you went on stage. So someone wanted a private show. Yes. Exactly. Oh, at the time, like you did a joke for me.
Starting point is 00:17:45 And then you do it on stage. Oh, it creeps. Yeah. It was pretty cool. It must have been quite a scandal. It was scandalous. It was scandalous. But scandalous. No, but I do.
Starting point is 00:18:00 There was the one year my friend Josh did divos. Are we not men? We're divos. Are we not men weird divo? And he did an incredible tablo of, he had like 15 people on stage. He was playing a professor and he was at a blackboard with D-E-V-Labcoat. D-E-V-O. Mortar board?
Starting point is 00:18:21 No, no mortar board. Stick. Stick, definitely stick. Stick. Stick. Stick, definitely stick. Pins, nez with the long ribbon? I think he might have had one of those. Yes, yes. But there was like glasses that don't have the arms. Like ten years ago, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:37 There was a woman in like a cocoon thing that he was watering who suddenly, it was incredible. He did this incredible scene with people dancing. It was watering, who suddenly, it was incredible. He did this incredible scene. With people dancing, it was like, you know, choreography, it was amazing. I was blown away by it. I was like, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. To this day. And then, he lost and the high school football team
Starting point is 00:19:00 who lip-sync to Super Bowl chef of London. Oh my God. And all they did was they were in step. Oh my God. And all they did was they were in a line, and they just did. They probably recreated it perfectly. I was going to say that's exactly what it was. I think I prefer the second, the team doing that.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Now, what if, what? You're from Chicago. Yeah, I love the bearish. What if he had had lingerie on Under's Lab coat? No, I mean, it was like, ta-da. And he was like, look at this. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da coat? And then it was like ta-da. Look at this. Roll, roll, roll, roll.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Did you do it? Was she having supposed to look something up? Let me tell you something about Shevon. Give us your detailed report first. Yeah, whatever it was we asked you to look at. Okay, a Cosmo has. Oh my god, anybody's talking about it. I don't know know long enough. Oh my god, anybody's talking about it.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I don't know how to say it. Quantro. Quantro, cranberry juice, fresh lime juice, and vodka. Okay, so the lime would have, it's pretty close to, pretty close to, what was the kids' pop song for you? The kids' pop was Dua Lipa on New Rules. New Rules, yeah. Vodka cranberry would also be on the rocks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Oh, that's true. This is the kids' bout version. Oh my God, the channel's going back and forth. Sorry. What, this is the filth version? Let's just listen to it. What are you doing right now? Explain yourself, don't just go,
Starting point is 00:20:18 Is it wrong and alone? Kevin, certainly understand yourself. Simply understand yourself. He is so dumb, he can't simply understand himself. What is this? The kids pop new rules first. Oh my god. One.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Don't pick out the phone. Your mom's going to make you clean your room. No. Make it not so crazy. Are these kids singing or is it adults trying to sound like kids? This sounds like adults. No, it sounds like kids. It does sound like a kid.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Sam is. Sam is. So many times. My love. He makes you feel like nobody else. No, that's weird. I can't tell. I think it's kids. Dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove dove Oh, right. You're gonna wake up and it's bad again.
Starting point is 00:21:25 You're gonna meet up with it's your friend. Wait, but we missed the part that I... Oh my God. Oh yeah, rewind a little bit. I didn't realize we missed it. I didn't realize we missed it. I didn't realize there was video and it's a bunch of kids. Why are you just turning around the video now?
Starting point is 00:21:37 It was quite a reveal. It was well done. Oh, this't be surprised. You know, you're not gonna be friends in the morning. And you'll be there with him, you and getting over him. If you're there with him, okay. I like that it's multiple kids all lip singing to the same voice, like they're taking years. The kids are wearing the red clothes
Starting point is 00:21:59 and jumping around in like a candy looking room. Yeah. And singing about a fucked up relationship. Yeah. Why are kids bad singers? You know, let me tell you something. You know what I mean? Like, most kids are like, they can't.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Because they barely know how to like move their body. Yeah. They're new. Here's what I was thinking about the other day. That's not it. I was watching something and they had a kids like, you know, Catholic choir, whatever, where they were doing that. Was it church? Yeah, it was church. I was watching something and they had a kid's like, you know, Catholic choir, whatever, where they were doing that. Was it church?
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah, it was church. I was watching church. I was watching church. I was watching this building start watching something. I watched church the other day. I watched church. No, but remember how kids, like little boys used to be such amazing singers, they would cut their balls off.
Starting point is 00:22:39 So they could see. The clinics. Just the culture. Oh, yes. But how do they convince them to do it? But they were unix. They were unix. No balls equals unic.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I just. No balls equals unic. I had this whole, I just listened to a totally lame where they were talking about castration and the two women on it thought that castrating was chopping off the dick and I was like, wait, I think I do too. And then. I thought that when I was younger.
Starting point is 00:23:04 It's no, it's always just balls. I thought it was everything when I was younger. Yeah, I think I do too. And then- I thought that when I was younger. It's now, it's always. It's always, it's always. It's always, it's always the balls. And chemical castration is just, they pour acid on your balls? And they shiver up and scream. No, but how do they, how would they convince these little boys like, hey, you got a good thing going here? Let me just cut your balls.
Starting point is 00:23:22 That makes me ill. That's nice, the youth that they talked about. They knew it. They were just doing it. What they did, they were like in the middle of the night? Why be like, just sniffing the middle of the night. I cut off this little boy's ball. Also, I'm totally lame, they were talking about the oil
Starting point is 00:23:39 who gave the baby herpes and the baby Owl. Died from the Herpes. Let me ask you, why are you talking about that now? Yeah. We're trying to have fun. Honestly, I didn't remember the death part until I started talking. In the middle of your sentence. I remember the middle of your sentence.
Starting point is 00:23:56 I was really. You remember the baby, duh. The Herpes part is interesting, and I was like, oh, yeah, then that happened. Okay, yeah. I better say. Well, I knew it was gonna get there. So. I would
Starting point is 00:24:07 out. Um, anything else, Shevon that you had that was outstanding? Uh, no, I have shaggy cute up for you. Is there kids? Shaggy cute up. Play it.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Soins. All right, may as well. All right. We need to go to a break. We have shaggy cute up. We may as well. We'll be right back with more 3D We're back. Oh, now I this is how your balls off.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Because you're really good thing going right now, Paul. Do you think anything would change like would I be able to see what I like in your personal world? Yeah, do you think like probably how do I explain? You would change just like your soul would change from the yeah just your your personal wallet. You're balls up as an adult. I don't know I don't think it would be that different. Not from like a not from like a disease but like just because someone's like hey. Now this a disease. Wait.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Now, this is unpleasant. I'm telling you, it wouldn't be as, it wouldn't be as soul-crediting if someone just came up. If someone came up to you, I was like, I'm gonna chop your balls up, and they did. I'm gonna chop your balls. You would never be the same as my point. Your life would change in every way.
Starting point is 00:25:40 If I allowed them to, if I said, okay, go ahead. Son, that's not to you at that point. Someone said, I want to chop your balls up, and I said, okay, go ahead. That's not up to you at that point. Someone said I want to talk to your boss, but I want you not to want it. Why can't I take control of the situation? If someone comes up to you and says, you have agency to talk to your boss, and I say, you know what? Good.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Go right ahead. Now I have some unpleasant news. Okay, what do you got? We had an episode of this show. No, what do you got? We had an episode of this show. Mm-hmm. No, what? Where someone was unjustly spanked. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:26:15 And I feel that there must be consequences? Yes. For that, it was you, Shevin. It was you. Don't try the shaggy defense here. Now we have to convene a tribunal. So here's what it is. Okay, so, so let's talk about it.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I was spanked for telling a story that I told on a different podcast. And the person who spanked me, heard it on the other podcast and said that I'd already told it. And he spanked me. And that person was sheaven. And so there are a few options that lay before us. We could a spank sheaven to even it out. But I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:26:54 That's a power imbalance. It's real. It doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right. I think I'm the only one who can get away with it, but I don't want to do it. You want to get away with it? I'm saying you want to do it and get away with it. You can't do that probably, but I'd probably be able't want to do it. So you want to get away with it? I'm saying you want to do it and get away with it
Starting point is 00:27:05 I don't buy that probably but I'd probably be able to get away with it. Okay cute The other option is you get a reverse banking from chevin wherein he puts the pen on your ass first I just wanted to put a pen on my ass No I just wanted to put a pen of my ass. No. That up your ass on it. On the butt. He lays it against your ass. He starts with it on and goes,
Starting point is 00:27:32 Woo! Like, whips it away. Whip. I, who would know? I don't want that. Okay. What's the other thing that could happen? The fun part of that is that we can make it a boomerang
Starting point is 00:27:43 and it looks like you're getting spanked. No, but then... Just boomerang him actually spank that money's the waters. Okay Third option. I'm just flying by the cinema pants now. Oh, boy Hamilton What Hamilton fly by the seat of his family list. He's flying by the seat of his pants Handsome boy doesn't know it. It takes it takes some balls uncut off balls to write a musical where someone calls you handsome Yeah, although you could say I'm really playing the role of someone has one Hamilton was hot Oh, he was a piece Women after him at the same time you know what according to the $10 bill, he's actually a handsome guy. Is he real?
Starting point is 00:28:25 Let's prove it. Okay, but at the same time. Give me $10. Just give me $10. He's got great eyes. Okay, we need a third option. We need a third option. Yeah, we need a third option.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I thought you had one. I thought you had one. No, I thought we discussed one. I thought I was fine by the seat of my pants. Oh, that's true. I thought we discussed one the other. Oh, wait, what was the other one? The other one was, look it up in our text chain.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Whoa, have a pen. That's right. Yeah, Kevin, we just, Was he really? Hamilton was Bay. He was Bay. Hashtag Hamilton was Bay. I have news for you, Hamilton was Bay.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Hamilton, literally, really hot. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay, never really looked at a $10 bill. You've got to, never looked at a $10 bill. No, no. You've never jerked off to my money. You've only looked at that.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I only get hundreds, Ben. I jerk off to coins. Coins lot. Titching. Okay, wait. That was a special thing. I was like, what was that? Oh God. Put that in my piggy bank.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Put that coin in my piggy bank. Where did we text so much you guys? Yeah, yeah, okay. So we were thinking. Oh, okay, okay. So it could be my suggestion was you have to kiss our rings Paul you suggested he has to say or do something embarrassing Yeah, I said he needs to squat against the wall and say me loves banging mommy
Starting point is 00:29:39 Okay, that's pretty good. We should film that. Oh, and then we decided he should sing hard to say I'm sorry By Chicago, and then I thought he should sing hard to say I'm sorry by Chicago. And then I thought he should sing I'm sorry by Alvin the chipmunks. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then I sent you and you were like, what is hard to say I'm sorry? And I sent you a video trying to get you to open it. And it was never going to give you up. I'll never be rickrolled again.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Everyone online. I was like, here's a video that explains this. I feel like people online were shocked that I'd never been Rick rolled. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What do we decide? Kevin, can you sing? Can you sing it all? Can you carry it to?
Starting point is 00:30:14 Not well. Okay. Can you sing badly? Yes. Do you sing badly? Yes. Okay. I think you're gonna correct me. I think. I said badly and I was like, he's gonna say poorly. Maybe we shouldn't just say. I think, I said badly and I was like, he's gonna say poorly. Maybe we should. We should just say poorly next time, I do.
Starting point is 00:30:27 I think to make him sing something as well as he possibly can. While he squats in a corner. While he squats in a corner. I think you should sing, do a leepa. He should sing, do a leepa. He should sing it along with his kids. Does that require singing?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Enough. Bring up the lyrics. They have a bone, you know you want to go to the one. Play the kids' pop version, sing it and dance, and we will tape it. Why don't we put it out? I think we should get a karaoke version so he doesn't have a guide vocal. I think I never heard this song. You don't know this song? You know it. Just sing it along with it.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Lauren will tape it. Just sing it along with it. Sing it along with it. Stand up. Sing it along with it. Stand up. Squat. Sing it along with it. Lauren will tape it. Just sing it along with it. Sing it along with it. Stand up. Sing it along with it. Stand up. Squat. Sing it along with it. Stand up. Squat. Sing it along with it.
Starting point is 00:31:10 And then between there, do you have to say me like spanking mommy. I'm standing right in out. All right. Go. Go. Go. Go.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Uh-oh. Milo.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Milo. Don't do fake bed singing. You have to sing as well as you can. Sing asuh. My love. Don't do fake bed singing. You have to sing as well as you can. My love. Dance. Dance. He's just beating it after me. Go.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Pick up the phone. Saddle on. Get the squad against the wall and say, Milo's spanking spot. He's got. Milo's banking spot. He's got me love spanking. Sorry, Milo's spanking mommy. He's liking this too much. It's not a punishment.
Starting point is 00:31:52 He likes it. He likes it. He likes it. Hey Mikey. He likes the attention. Oh, right. Take it. This is not a proper punishment.
Starting point is 00:32:02 I didn't think it was funny, but it didn't really achieve it. Yeah, he's not embarrassed enough. I feel like this weirdo is unpunishable. That's the problem. Yeah. I feel like anything we throw out of, he's like, I'd like this. Can I bring up something from a previous episode?
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah, we just want to say that I was vindicated. You were vindicated. I was vindicated. So many people have written that carrots are good on sandwiches. I want to thank everyone. I was vindicated. Everyone loves carrots on sandwiches. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no over and over again. I'm sorry, would be great. No, a lot of people were talking about- Just you wait.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Another Hamilton. Just you wait. When we were talking about sandwiches, we were talking about American regular sandwiches. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I know what you mean. And Turkey sandwich or something, we weren't talking about it. But a lot of people have written, said, yeah, they're good on sandwiches, so thank you so much. Really appreciate it. A lot of people have all our fans.
Starting point is 00:33:12 A lot of people have all our fans. That's insane. No, I don't see them. I felt justified. I felt like a lot of people were saying that you're crazy. They cast a justified road and said, that's nuts. And that is hashtag, just above. No, thank you so much to everyone out there
Starting point is 00:33:25 for saying that I was right. I really appreciate it. But I love the idea that I love this is my favorite thing when this happens. We were saying the discussion starts as that's not a regular thing that you put on sandwich. Is that it becomes people saying, uh, the bond me as if we said there is no sandwich
Starting point is 00:33:43 that evolves character. Right. But that's more common in England, I will admit. And then someone was saying that in another country that all subways have careers. Australia, I believe. Australia, yes. So anyway, thank you so much to the citizens of the world who backed me up. We're from here.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Yeah. And we'll die here. You think so? In two weeks. I don't know. I can die anywhere. Really? You'd be okay.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I'm not going to die anywhere. I'm not going to die anywhere. I'm not going to die anywhere. I'm not going to die anywhere. I'm not going to die anywhere. I'm not going to from here. Yeah. And we'll die here. You think so? In two weeks. I don't know. I could die anywhere. Really? You'd be okay if you died in another country.
Starting point is 00:34:11 And you're family. No, I don't want to. I don't want to because I would be like, you're family would have to like bring your, like, fly your body home. I don't want that to happen, but I'm saying. Like you're hiking in Australia. I don't want, I don't want to do that. Yeah, you're on that.
Starting point is 00:34:23 We barely walk around Sydney. We really do. I don't want to be in Troid Australia. I don't want, I don't want to do that. Yeah, you're on that. You're on that. We barely walk around Sydney. We really do. I really enjoy Australia. I did too. I was remembering that first day we walked around and I realized I'm wearing the wrong shoes because it fucked up my feet and my legs. We walked around for hours. I think we couldn't check into the hotel or something.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yeah, we went to the opera house. Yeah. I was talking about traveling the other day with someone who's traveled a bit for hours. Yeah, we did. I think we couldn't check into the hotel or something. Yeah, we went to the opera house. Yeah, I was talking about traveling the other day with someone who's traveled a bit for tours, who has a show here and the Jagger. It was fun. No, but I was saying that every place just seems like shittier LA that you go to doesn't it? Other than New York, New York is different. It did? It did? It did? It did? It did? It did? It did?
Starting point is 00:35:09 It did? It did? It did? It did? It did. It did. It did. It did.
Starting point is 00:35:17 It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It did. It cool. That was very cool, but like summer. Bondi, Bondi, beach, what do you call it?
Starting point is 00:35:25 Yeah, but just walking around Sydney to me was like, yeah, I've been in a city. I don't know, when you're on tour, it's kind of like, yeah, I've been on a city. Well, we had no time. We had no time. It's very different than when you're traveling somewhere and you like.
Starting point is 00:35:36 You get to stay there for multiple days. You have days, three weeks, four and we're gonna all the cool things. I think it is very hard to get the flavor of a city in a day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. But it was bad.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Imagine if you were, imagine if you were, I've been there before, so Sydney's great. Imagine if you're from Australia and then you come here and you're on tour and for some reason you're only in Van Nies. And then you're like, LA sucks. But we were in Sydney. I know, but we only saw a little part of it. The Van N part of it. No, it's a vast room.
Starting point is 00:36:13 No, I do some whenever people come out here to LA and they they plan whatever they're going to do around these touristy things like Rodeo Drive or whatever. I always feel very sorry for them. I know, but there is part of it. So you kind of have to see that and like get it. Yeah. Because you can't just because it was in for you. Because it was in for you. I can do like, I get it because you can't just be because it was in trouble. I was just going to be like, I get it. Like it's like, you should, LA is such a sprawling, ridiculous city that like you might as well do a bus tour or do something where you can see a lot of it. I don't know, I don't think that's the worst thing ever.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I would also say anyone who thinks that they need to see Roe Deo drive when they come here, you absolutely do. You definitely don't, but you can drive it. It's so small, yeah. You can drive it and wave it. Yes, but you can drive a cast there. It's so small, yeah. You can drive a cast there. You can drive a cast, but it's like you go, it's such a hike from where we are probably.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Well, on every sea has that, where it's just like a bunch of fancy stores. It's not that interesting. I can't imagine being on one of those TMZ buses. It's all I can think about. It would be horrible, but I just feel. Oh, I've said that and then we were on that, we were on that double-decker bus in England.
Starting point is 00:37:03 It was great. We were on a double, no, I wasn't there. No, you weren't there, but Cool Up and I took it around England and I was like, oh, wow, this really makes me figure out the layout of England. Well, you're taking a little transportation though. No, no, it was a tour one. Oh, tour one. It was a tour one.
Starting point is 00:37:15 And then I told my canford about it and he took it and said it was great. So I don't know. So maybe it depends on the tour. And it depends on the tour. I don't think he has any tour. It's going to be the best one. And they're like, this is where the bombs, they had those bomb fights. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:26 She's like, that's what. This is the famous alley where they had those bomb fights. I just think TMZ is not the most reputable. There was a guy who occasionally would show up outside of Largo by the stage door. And it depending on who the guest would be. That alley can be creepy. Oh, that alley is terrifying.
Starting point is 00:37:48 What? The alley is not creepy. Yeah, but that one's got a lot of traffic of people who are not of their right mind. They just shouldn't make alleys anymore, right? I think there's some nice alleys. I think there's some nice alleys. Like what? Crime alley?
Starting point is 00:38:02 Crime alley? Well, it gave us that man. Crime alley? Curse Alley's the only. Cytologist. I know, you know, I loved her though in the 80s. I did too. Sure. She was like so old.
Starting point is 00:38:11 She was like so old. I was pretty of a funny actor. She was like so old. She was like so old. She was like so old. I was pretty of a funny actor. She was like so old. She was like so old.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I was pretty of a funny actor. Yeah. She was like so old. I love drawing cheers. Same. I love drawing cheers. I love drawing cheers. I love drawing cheers. I love drawing cheers. I guess All Ali is good for what deliveries. We're talking about that's the top of the list. Ali's are fine in not major cities. You think Ali should be...
Starting point is 00:38:32 I love suburban allies. The only reason to have an Ali is in a major city. New York doesn't have allies. It doesn't have allies? No. Think about it. Well, I guess people in New York are just fine blocking street tough by just parking. Wait, so... Yes. Well, I guess people in New York are just fine blocking streets off by sparking. Wait, so yes, this guy he would use from TMZ and he would, if I had like a fancy person on my show, he would wait in the alley for them to come out of the stage door.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Oh my god. And then they, I think he, I don't, I don't think he was ever successful. Oh, yeah. But then he was like, fucking film me. Like, I. Like I'm loaded up with equipment, like bring you stuff out to my bar. It's mortifying. And then like ask me, hey Paul, what do you think about whatever dumb thing was going on in the news? Yes, I had one guy following me at the airport and he was like, he's actually asking me about comedy, but I was so annoyed. Oh shit, I was on TMZ the other day. I just reminded me.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Really? Yes, from the airport. You were in the 30 miles on? Yes. What did you get to ask you about, Kimsey? Yeah, that's how far legally pop rotsie has to be or whatever. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:31 They asked me about between two fronts. Oh, well, I made him go away and he seemed sad. But I think that what they do is not good. No, it's real. And they've also hurt my feelings. They're not helping anything. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's bad, but the guy was nice.
Starting point is 00:39:47 No, the guy was nice too, yeah, whatever. He was like, just do something else with your job. Like do a different job. No, well, just go staff up on a sitcom. If you need money, staff up, dude. Just staff, I know. I mean, I know you don't want to be tied down, you know, for that amount of time,
Starting point is 00:40:02 but just staff up for a year, maybe they'll make you do it to your contract. And then you'll be able to develop afterwards. Maybe they'll ask you if they can get your balls off. I mean, heck, your balls off. And you could say yes or no. Okay, let's take a break. It's your prerogative.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Okay. It's your prerogative. Perfect. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Starting point is 00:40:24 I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did off, I can't be just let me sing. Welcome back. We're back. This is, okay, it's time for a feature. Yes. This one comes from Ryan Fisher at SirRucha. Hi, Ryan, SirRucha, or is it SirRucha? It's SirRucha.
Starting point is 00:40:51 SirRucha, hello Ryan, SirRucha. Hi, Ryan. This is the game called One Word Impressions. Someone does an impression of a well-known figure, real or fictional, hashtag, real talk, or hashtag, Mickey Ficky. I don't know what that means. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Oh, he's saying a real or a fictional. It feels like a doeboys hashtag situation. If it's real, do hashtag real talk. If it's fiction, do hashtag Mickey Ficky. We don't, Mickey Ficky is from Do the Right Thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we've heard it. I, you asked me, I believe we talked about it
Starting point is 00:41:21 on this stuff before. I don't want to spanking because I was prompted into it. And I felt like you would be, you would be sitting there wondering what we were talking about if I didn't tell you. Thank you. But you can only say it's all I know. So back off, Shevin, put your spanking pen away. It's a pen.
Starting point is 00:41:36 What did I say? No, it's just so weird. Spanking pen. It's a spanking pen. It's a spanking pen. It's a weird thing we've accepted. It's a spanking pen. It's a spanking pen. We should have spanking pens. It's a weird thing we've accepted.
Starting point is 00:41:48 It's normal now it's our lives. Spank me on them. Yes. Okay. But you can only say one word. You can repeat the same word as needed, but no new words. Only shame if nobody guesses. Whoever guesses it gets two points, Giver gets one.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Giver gets one. Giver gets one. Okay. I don't get it. So you just have to say one word. You can say it as many times as you want, but you can't add any more words. two points, giver gets one. Giveer gets one. Giveer gets one. OK. I don't get it. So you just have to say one word you can say at as many times as you want, but you can't add any more words to your impression.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Right. And you have to sound like the person. You're doing an impression. Right. Great. Wait, so in order to do this impression, do you have to sound like the person? What are you drawing?
Starting point is 00:42:24 I'm not drawing. No, no, no. I don't like the person. What are you drawing? I'm not drawing. No. I don't like to play golf. Okay. Okay. All right. So who's starting? A whispered conversation.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Secret moment. Okay. I'll start. Like that secret moment. I picked up the spanking pen. Wait, which is the spanking pen? I don't know. Is that any pen is a spanking pen?
Starting point is 00:42:44 That's true. Do I have a secret pen you use for a spanking pen? I don't know this is that any pen is a spanking that's a secret pen you use for a spanking pen Do you I do you do I do you? Okay, I'm gonna give up probably jerk out to checks So you're gonna do one word okay, I'm gonna do it one word impression and you have to guess who it is all right, okay here we go Pull on Here we go. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Samantha from Sex in the City. Porn. Porn. Wait. This will say person. Porn. Samantha from Sex in the City? Born. Wait, this is a person.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Born. Uh, okay, why would she be saying porn? Is it Harvey Levin from TMZ? Why are you stroking your big dick? Um, it's someone who's in, who's a porn star? Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:43:50 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:43:58 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Stormy Daniels? Okay, it's a man because he keeps joking your cock So you're someone who's around porn stars who's around porn stars all the time I don't know
Starting point is 00:44:17 Dad oh Charlie she He might be by the time this comes Said John Holmes? Poor. Hugh Heffner. Yeah. Oh. I guess I was thrown by the impression more than anything.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Well, yeah. Okay, Paul gets two points and I get one. Oh, alright. I'll write it down. Alright, Paul gets two points, you get one. I saw a Playboy bunny drawn on the table, so that's my inspiration. Okay, okay, shall I go now?
Starting point is 00:44:52 All right, here we go, ready? Somebody! Jim Carrey. Yep. I tried, I tried to make my little tricky. Here we go. All right, Paul. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:12 All right. Poor. Trump. Poor. Oh my god. Bill Mar. Yes. Okay, now it's just the word porn. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:45:33 All right, all right. That's the word porn. You can only say the word porn. All right, so it's, Lauren has five, Paul has three I won. Okay, let me think. All right. Um, mm, okay. It makes it harder. Let me think. All right. Mm, okay. It makes it harder.
Starting point is 00:45:48 It does make it harder. Okay. Porn. Joy Behar. Porn. Joan Rivers. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:06 All right, Lorna six. Paul and I have three. That's my turn. Okay. Um, porn. Um, porn. Oh my god. Who's that guy? porn.
Starting point is 00:46:23 It doesn't seem eerily familiar. Pwn. And his own finger? Pwn. Pwn. Pwn. It's not new to the wall. I was gonna say Austin Powers.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Well, you didn't. I should have said Austin Powers. Was it really Austin Powers? It was really Austin Powers. Well, that's the character. Lauren S6, Paul S5 I4. All right, Paul, your turn. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:53 I'm sure I think of somebody. This can tie us up if I get it. Okay. Pawn. What's his name? Oh, um, oh, uh, uh, uh, Porn. Verna Herzog? Oh, that's who I was trying to think of.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Porn. Do the, do the body. There's not much to it. Okay. Porn. Porn. Porn. Bill Clinton.
Starting point is 00:47:22 No. But that would be. I know, I know. Of course. Of course. That would be cheating if I didn't do phone. Yeah. Um, Paul, porn is hard, by the way, it's a hard word. It's hard word. We could switch it to somebody. So, okay, switch it to somebody. Do it somewhere like I do. Say somebody stop me. I forgot that. Say somebody stop me as this person. as is You won't worth though, but that's okay. We were not gonna. Okay. Yeah We're changing it because no one's gonna get it say somebody stop me somebody stop me Jimmy Carter. Yes, I tied us all up. Okay. Wait. There's still more time. Six to six to six. Oh, the devil's game.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Should stop there. I guess so I'm very frightened right now. All right, one more round and we'll see where we're at. All right, okay. I'm just gonna say somebody. Somebody, okay. And then I have, well, if I have to, I'll add Somebody! Grover? Somebody! Judy Tanuda? Uh... Somebody? Miss Piggy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:36 It works as a ration for everyone with that voice. It was almost a Yoda. Wow. Okay, my turn. Stop me somebody. Okay. Somebody draw the mask, but it's Yoda's face doing stop me somebody. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Somebody. Al Pacino. Yes. Oh, this is good. Okay. Oh, this is good. Oh, Al Pacino. Yes. Oh, this is good. Okay. Oh, this is good. Oh, it's me.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Paul, by the way, Paul, Paul, you have 10. He can. Paul, you have 10. Lauren and I have seven. There's no way for either of us to win. You've won already. So go ahead and do it and we'll fight for second.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Lauren and I will fight for second. Okay, all right. It's a fun game. It's a fun game. You're gonna say somebody? I'm going to say somebody. I have to pick a voice. I have to pick a person.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Pick somebody, say somebody. A way someone. A way someone figure. Pick somebody, say somebody. That's what they, that's the side. That's what this, that's what this feature should be called. Pick somebody, say somebody. Pick somebody, say somebody. Pick somebody, say somebody. I's what they that's what this that's what this feature should be called. Say somebody say somebody say somebody say somebody say somebody say somebody say somebody say somebody. Jeep Jeep Jeep.
Starting point is 00:49:57 It's tough because I keep thinking of very easy people. Yeah. Give us a little bit. You want a challenge? You want a challenge? Yeah, and then we'll expand it to somebody stop me if we can't get it. Okay. Pick somebody, say somebody, premonition stop me. Pick somebody, say somebody, premonition stop me. Pick somebody, say somebody, premonition stop me, premonition stop me. Somebody. Charlton Heston.
Starting point is 00:50:25 No. Somebody. Are you James Spader? No. Okay. Somebody. James Spader would be. Oh, so much, so much.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Doing Ultron. Yeah, I heard, yeah. Scott said a very good James Spader is Ultron impression. Cause I would just watch Ultron and I had a cold and I was like, oh, I can talk like this, but only for that day, I think, because I can't do it anymore. How about that guy in the Bachelor, Jason, who like is- I haven't watched it yet.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Okay, but his nose needs to be broken. Broken? I'll do it. Alone or like, dug out or something. Alone away? Because he'll be like this to be like, I'll just make up something he said. Somebody stop me. Somebody stop me.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Somebody stop me. Ew, like Tony soprano. It's just crazy. I'm like, get in there. Do something. Get in there. Get there, dig it out. Do some excavation.
Starting point is 00:51:18 All right, go ahead. Okay. Somebody. Say somebody stop me now. Somebody stop me. Well for Brimley? No. But close, Donna Michi.
Starting point is 00:51:32 What, someone in the cocoon cast? No one from the cocoon of her. Is that a Michi? Deli Michi. He was Deli Michi. Somebody. Somebody, stop me. Somebody, stop me. Somebody stop me.
Starting point is 00:51:45 So, don't ever get it. I can't get it. I don't think. Give us, give us, uh. Give me initials. Initials, yeah. GK. GK.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Joey's clan. Louis GK. Louis GK. This is brother. This is parent just chose a different English. Different English. Different English. Louis E.K.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Louis P.K. George Knight. No. I don't know. George? It's the guy from Grace Magami. It's George the little one. George Knight or the basketball coach?
Starting point is 00:52:19 Greg Keneer. No. That doesn't sound good. George? No. Greg? No. Giles? No. That doesn't sound good. George? No. Greg? No. Giles?
Starting point is 00:52:28 No. Grant? Weirdly closer. No. G-githin? Githin? I don't know. You're so close.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Who is it? Is it GA? No, it's GK. No, but I'm saying the- Yes, it is GA. GA, Gavin. No. Garlin.
Starting point is 00:52:44 No. Gow. No. GK. No, but I'm saying the for the, the, the, the, yes, it is GA GA Gavin. No, Gah Garlin. No, Gah, Gah, Gah, Gah, Gah, Gah, Gah, G, A B. No, G, A C, no, G A D, no, G, A, G, A F, no, G, A G, keep going on. G H I J K L M, P, Q, R, R, Grant, Gar, not Grant, G, A, G, A, R, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, G-A-R-A. A-B-C-D-P-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S. R? Garrett.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Garis and killer. Yes. I don't feel good. Just Grace and killer. Just Grace and killer. I'm going to throw out a book of poetry compiled by him. And they did. Lauren, you one second place. throw out a book of poetry compiled by him. Hey, what they did.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Lauren, you won second place, I'm third. Congratulations, and congratulations to Paul. Congratulations to all of us. It feels really good to come in second. I wonder if I can speech, Shevin, I think it's been possible without you. Cute, cute, yeah,
Starting point is 00:53:59 cute music please. Do a little bit of pop. Yeah, please. That this will be our song for all speeches. I just want to say thanks to everyone. Thank you so much. I want to say by the way thank you to everyone about the Carrots thing. I want to say thank you.
Starting point is 00:54:11 I really appreciate everyone. Thank you guys so much for taking the suggestion of the game. We loved playing the game. We loved playing the game but I loved being right about Carrots even more. And I also loved coming in second. I feel really cool. I don't mind the third because I came in first when it comes to the Carrots thing.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Dance, Sheaven, Dance. Yeah, dance. Dance. No, like you mean it. Dance and sing. Dance like you're at a club. Dance and sing. Dance like you're at a club.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Squat. Squat. Squat. He's not doing any of the things he committed. Ah, all right. We'll see you next time. Bye. Ah, alright, we'll see you next time. Bye! We're lost

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