Threedom - Threevisiting: Jack Bauer He 24 Big Hit

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss what decade they wouldn’t want to live in and embarrassing childhood memories. Then the three hosts play the game Switch It and Pitch It.

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We're here again. Who's that? Who's just on the line? Oh, now, hold on a second. Turn your radio down. Welcome to us once more. Us once more, that's a good. That's better.

And what we've obviously settled on. Us once more, everyone. We still don't know what the show is called. Nope. Hello, my name is Paul F. Tompkins. Hi, I'm Scott Ackerman. And I'm Lauren Lapkiss. And we are three friends.

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Because you called me. Um, just a random topic. Hi, everyone. We're three friends doing a podcast. That's anyway, that's all you need to know. I have been listening to a podcast that I'm really enjoying. And it was recommended on bitch sash. I just heard Casey Wilson recommended it.

And so I checked it out and it's called, where should we begin? And it's couples therapy sessions recorded each episode is the first couples therapy session for a couple with this doctor. Are they anonymous? Yeah. Oh, thank God. And it's so fascinating. You just like hear, well, you hear the couples main problems and then you kind of hear like the truth comes out at a certain point and like, oh, they have a breakthrough, a breakdown. It's like, it's really fascinating. I'm like, are you, do you do a lot of therapy?

I mean, so much there. What's therapy do you do? I do zero. I do journaling and so- Oh, perfect. Now, are there voices altered in any way? No, but they've said they cut out names in any like identifiable sort of things.

But like, if I heard, I have thought about that. If I heard someone I knew, I would know. Like, of course. I would be afraid to do it because I'd be constantly mentioning my 10 inch penis and everyone would be like, oh, okay, that's got. Why does everyone know so much about your penis? Well, you know, it's famous.

Yeah. And so, I've just been enjoying that. Can I say that sounds, I don't mean this as a judgment so this as a, as a judgment so much as a feeling or a sexual harassment. Then, that sounds hot. I'd love to hear you do that. I'd like to listen to it with you in the mood.

It feels, it feels... He's the new... Oh, no! The unsexy as sexual... That's a good game. The unsexy as sexual harasser. Yeah, that's rough. Wait, you just turned me down. Oh, sorry, I'm trying to turn me down.

I love to loobe your boos. Oh, shut the fuck up! Oh, nasty motherfucker. No, it's the unsexy asexual or asexual. It's still nasty. You still nasty. I wanna lick your arms. It feels creepy to me.

Like I feel like I would feel, not, I don't mean like an invasion of privacy. And it's like an invasion of privacy. It's not so, yeah, it's, I don't know. It feels unsettling to me. Like I'd be hearing this personal stuff. So I wouldn't feel like I was, it's not so much like, oh, I'm morally wrong for listening to this,

but I would feel like uncomfortable. I think at first, I felt that a little bit, but then it's like, you hear, and Casey said this too, is like, you hear yourself in these conversations. Well, then I'm off board. No, thank you. Why do the people do it, though?

I don't know, because I'm doing- To be famous. But that's, it's. Why do the people do it though? I don't know because I'm doing it. To be famous. But that's, it's weird because on the podcast at the end, they're like, if you're interested in being on the show and having a session with the doctor or then that, but it's like, why would you do that? Maybe they do it to work with this specific doctor. She is really good. Okay, maybe that's it.

Um, like the way people go on Dr. Phil to like get a breakthrough from that. Catch me out. Yeah. To meet the Kashmian outside girl. What do you think Dr. Phil's success rate is on his show? Zero point of the show at all. What? You don't think that he's earnestly trying to help these people feel their lives?

Not anymore. I do actually, I just heard, is Dr. Oz a real doctor? Yeah. He's a medical doctor. Oh, okay, never mind. Does somebody say he's not? That he has no license to buy this one? Yeah, but like Mike said that.

Mike shut the fuck up. Mike shut the fuck up. And by that I mean my boyfriend said he's not real. He's not even real. He's like a computer simulation? You know, there's no such thing as Dr. Oz. I'm like, it really bleeds. We're in the matrix.

Yeah, well, that's great. That's my recommendation. A little podcast recommendation. Yeah, Paul, do you have any recommendations for any sort of media? But sure. Oh, I have another one. Oh, good.

The confession tape, sort of, are you seeing this? The concussion tape or whatever. I have, I have another one. Oh, good. The confession tape. So whatever you've seen this. The concussion tape or whatever. I have, I have, Scott, sorry. Oh, if you don't know the title, I'm just trying to help Paul, because he didn't have anything. It's on Netflix.

Yeah. It's in my queue. Remember when we say cue and that's my list because America's getting dumber and dumber. Do you remember that when, I remember this very vividly when you would make a withdrawal at the bank at Wells Fargo, and then they changed the button to say get cash.

We're also dumb. Yeah. I have one of those, those spikes that come out at a parking lot. Yeah. And, you know, this science says, don't back up, so you severe tire damage. It used to say trebles cause tire damage because those things are called trebles. And then I guess people were like,

I don't know what that is. So now it's just like we're medieval peasants and it's like don't back up severe tire damage. Yeah, it's like witchcraft. Don't back up. So the strange is going to happen. I've always hated those things. They stress me out so much. I'm like, what if I back up? I like, well, don't. I also think what if just going over them forwards? I know.

Have you ever actually ripped a tire up on one of those? No, I have once, but I don't. You have? I don't recall the circumstance. But what happened to you just like deflate entirely? I think so. But it was very early on in my driving career. Did your car go flying all over the place?

Like a helium balloon. Yes, like a helium balloon to regular. A toy balloon. Yes. No, I don't recall why I did it, but it did. But it's a different toy as the balloon. Here, I bought you some toys, kids. What is it? It's a balloon. I think you make me feel so young. Yeah, good song. Yeah.

You made me want to bounce the moon just like a toy balloon. Oh, yeah, that's true. A toy balloon. Yeah. Was it, no, in the 40s or something, was there a thing? Or was it like a balloon on like a stick where you'd like kick it or something? A balloon that you would kick? Did the son of a stick?

Why would you kick it? Is it a circle? Like a, you know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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that I thought of for this specific show. But okay, wait, I'll just run it around myself with that. When would I not want to live? I think like, in the 1900s. Also when would you not want one of us to live? Oh, my answer is now for you. Okay, you'll be sorry. We'll send you over the edge. I don't want to go first. Anytime pre-air conditioning would be good.

Wow, really? Yeah. When was it invented in the 20s or something? I'm sure about air conditioning. Really? Yeah. Really? Depending on where you live, I guess.

But when I grew up, we didn't have it. And it was Chicago and it was hot as hell. We just lay there, man. So you got used to it. Yeah. It was years before we got air conditioning in my house. And it was really just like, we had those foldable screens that you put in the windows.

You know, they were like not accordion, but they slide. Would they protect you from the elements or were they, what was their purpose to let air into the house? To let air, oh, okay. So there would be no screen of the house. There'd be no screen. Yeah, there was a window with no screen. And then you put these, you could buy these at the hardware store.

They would be, you know, like a square of screen, you pull it out and go rectangle, and put it in the window. And then box fans. And that was it. And it was, and it got really hot. We lived in a house where, you know, our old house and Philly and, and you could feel the heat as you walk up the stairs. Feel the heat pushing you to the side.

Is that what that lyric is? Maybe. I don't know. You sang it really confidently. Thank you. Well, yeah, I in the middle of it, I was like, should I? I don't know. I don't know.

You made the right decision. Okay. Good. So you could feel. So bored right now. It was like, she literally was like going, I was thinking. It was like walking into an upside down pool, where you could, you could feel it.

Oh, that's the frame. It's like thick. Well, I remember that too, in my house. Thank you, Lauren. It's called Therese who gets thicker in the air. Because heat rises. Yeah, that's right. It's nasty.

Our air conditioning was broke this summer for two days or something and it was the worst. No, I mean, once you're used to it, it does really suck. Yes. I will say this, ongoing disagreement with my mother, even though she is now dead about the direction of the fan because she would say you turn the fan outward

so it sucks the hot air out. Interest, I wonder what the real thing is. But you wanted on you so you feel the breeze. She's feeling like something's happening. She's feeling the breeze. Push in, you two decide. Sam, could you turn my headphones off? Okay, wait.

By the way, do you think she's still disagreeing with you and hell? Yeah. In hell. Absolutely. Well, she was an aviast. She was right. No stopping. Nope. Do not pass. Go. Rule number one. I don't think I would. Are we talking about the 1900s? Are we talking about anything to any time in history? Yeah. I wouldn't want to live any time before 1910, probably.

What happened in 1910? What happened to you? Is it just culture? No, you know what I think about? First of all, it's like you had to be rich in any era before the like 40s, probably, to feel like I was having a good time. Right. Because like my American girl, Dalf, when I was growing up,

Samantha Parkington, was from 1904, and she was really registered to Victorian home, and her life seemed good, but then some of my other dolls from different periods. I don't know, because they had to make their own butter and shit. Make their own butter. I would love it if they made like a poor doll

from Samantha's time that smelled. I thought it just had permanent dirt. Yeah. Permit dirt. Cool up and I went to the Tenement. Put the permit in my brain. Bing. Cool up and I went to the Tenement Museum in New York City. And one, one, one, one, one, one factoid that I thought was very interesting. It was one of the reasons, and this is in the 1920s or 30s or what have you.

One of the reasons that everyone wore hats is because people were pouring out their bedpans out of their like second and third and on top of the they had their big hats on they wouldn't have been covered in diarrhea. That's his new album title. It was definitely diarrhea. But that's also everyone. That is also the reason why women, it was polite to have women walk on the outside, like more by the street. No.

No, they would walk on the inside. You would, the gentleman would walk on the outside. But that was for splashes from like carriages and stuff like that. It was for all sorts of things. But I think the pouring of the dookie, the pouring of the dookie I believe, when that was very common, they would switch because the man would be more likely to get it.

I think that was... So then they would just like... Hold on a second. So the man would get it on the top. So these are not the same time period. You're saying that like first it was... Like manners change. First it was splashes and then it's like, all right, we'll do, I'll it on the top. So these are not the same time period. You're saying that, like, first it was- Like, manners change. First it was splashes.

And then it's like, all right, we'll do. I'll walk on the outside. I think so. Then it was pissing shit running down. And I'm like, okay, let's switch place. I think reverse it, maybe. And why dump it out your window? How rude.

Where else? So downstairs. Like, 10 stories? Yeah. Well, if you have your whole impoverished immigrant family and you're all sharing one bed pan, you got to empty it. Oh, God. Can you imagine? Wait, okay, Paul, you didn't answer the question yet. When would you not want to live caveman times? Yeah. How do I think to battle animals? I think the I think like the 1800s, like late 1800 before the turn of the century, because

it's an age of some enlightenment, but everything is miserable. And so, and you have to get the Civil War as well if you're living in the United States. And yeah, so there's still like all the social horror that's going on, but then on top of that, you have to wear like eight layers of clothing. Everybody stinks. There's no, there's like, maybe there's everybody's. There's probably not indoor plumbing. There's no, like showers, you know what I mean? So it's the, to me, that's the worst of everything. Yeah. I remember the, these books, did you ever read the Great Brain series?

Yeah, when I was a kid, I don't know what to about it. Yeah, okay. So it was, it was about a, a kid who was like the smartest kid. Yeah, okay. So it was it was about a kid who was like the smartest kid around. It was set in the early, I guess the early 19, how was that? I believe it was. But it the smartest kid around. He was he was very, very skid around. It was the only bucket that I don't think. Look, son, my little man, a little man came over whenever he opened it. A little man, Paul of Tuckets. Well, anytime you look to the cover. So he was a kid who...

He would invent things, I believe, or he would... He would hear about... Like, I remember, he went to school in a... in a boarding school with Jesuit priests. I think there were Mormon. Maybe there were Mormon. Yeah, so they were Jesuit priests. Maybe there were Mormon. Maybe there were Mormon. Yeah, it was in Utah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they were like Mormon priests. And so he brought basketball to the school and they had a basketball team at one point. Like he didn't invent it, but he read about it and he started, anyway, there was the indoor toilet book was the one that I really think about. Because everyone, everyone to a person in the family was like, we can't have this in the house.

The odor will be terrible. Because everyone just assumed like if you shit in a thing and keep it in the house, the odor is gonna be awful. But then they flushed it. Which is true of cats. Right. Yeah, exactly. You have cats, right?

I have one. Does it just shit wherever it wants? In, right? I have one. Does it just shit wherever it wants? In a box. In a red one. Ships in a box and my dog eats it. What? Oh. If I don't clean it in time.

What is in time? Like three minutes? No, look, I should clean it every day. But if I miss a day, my dog's gonna go in there and try to eat poop. What is it about dogs' taste buds that they have more developed taste buds, so maybe poop tastes great? I don't know, it's really weird.

But then my dog jumped into bed at 2 a.m. last night, like really excitedly. She was sleeping in bed, so I don't know what happened, and then she just burped in my face. Ugh. So I think she, no, but she went and ate all the cat food I discovered in the morning. Oh, God.

But I think she does it every night. I've been trying, actually, I'm was gonna set up a camera because. Do you think she burps, but she went and ate all the cat food I discovered in the morning. Oh, God. I think she did it every night. I've been trying, actually I was gonna set up a camera because... Do you think she burps in your face every night? She burps after every meal. I've never heard a dog burp. My dog burps, like, after every meal, it's so funny. I didn't know that was possible. You were gonna set up a camera so you could show the dog, like, look, this is you doing.

This is you, lady. No, because I was gonna see if it was my cat eating all of her food at night. So I was like, maybe she gets really hungry at night. Yeah, maybe you're cat is starving. And then, but she is starving because the dogs been eating it every night. Uh-huh. But I don't really know how to stop that because if I don't put it down on the floor, then she can't, can't have it either.

The cat, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, don't cats climb better than dogs? Yeah, but I don't really wanted to go on the kitchen counter and eat because that's gross It's like having a toilet in your house. Mm-hmm. Having a cat No putting the cat on the kitchen counter. Wait, can I ask you guys my question? That's a decade. Okay. What deck if you could only listen to music from one decade? What decade would you pick would it have to be a full decade of like the What decade would you pick? Would it have to be a full decade of like the 1970 to 1979,

or could it be a decade of you're choosing like 76 to 85? No, I was thinking 70 to 79 kind of thing. And you can't listen to anything before that. You can't let, so so we, can I ask you a question? Would you have been able up to this point to have listened to anything before that or would you have to knowing what you know now, you would go back to the start of your life

and then choose the decade. Knowing what you know now, you would, and then that's all you get. That's all you get, okay? So this point's over. Yeah. So you would, so I guess my question, as I'm working this out in my head.

Why would it happen? Well, no, because a lot of music is based on like, oh wow, this is what the Beatles did, but. Like inspired by old bass. You know what I mean? So if you could not listen to the 60s music anymore, then some of the stuff you would listen to would be like insane because you wouldn't have that basis of no.

No, you know what you like. I'm just saying what era, which like if you don't like it. So you have been able to listen to the 60 like you. It's you. Yeah. And you know everything you know.

Okay. And then now I said, you can only have. Okay, that's that is my question, see. Yeah, but we got it. Okay, but so if you, if in the scenario where you go back to the beginning of your life and the only music you know is from these 10 years,

it wouldn't seem weird. Nothing would seem weird. I don't know because I think you would be all of music. That would just be what music was. No, no, well, it would have to be whatever's released in those, that deck. Yeah, right. Yeah, but you would get that no matter when you're born or whatever, in your mind, that's all music

you get to listen to is from whatever. But it actually doesn't matter when you're born because of now. All of your friends get to listen to whatever they want and they're constantly telling you about new things. You never hear about any other music. Got it. All right.

I'm locked in. I'm locked in too. Wait, wait, I'm not locked in. I've just need to think about that. Yeah, I guess in my mind I was thinking this is all the music that there is, but now going from this point forward, my friends are listening to whatever they want.

No one talks about music. All the whatever they want. No one talks about music from history. No one talks about music and you don't read about it. Can I also ask you? You can read books about the music that you're interested in. Can I ask you when you're watching television, do any songs from other decades do they drop out? Like say there's a needle drop in the Americans. TV has whatever it would have. TV, so I can hear the TV. I can never hear it again. You can't watch MTV right now.

I mean, they don't have videos. You have to do. You know what I mean? It's not the same as you. I'm locked in, I know my answer. Okay. Oh my God. Paul, are you locked in? It was so simple in my mind. I know, it's not the same as you. I'm locked in. I know my answer. Okay. Oh my God. Paul, are you locked in?

I don't know. It was so simple in my mind. I know, I know. And ultimately, it really is. It's like, when you put on a CD or record or an MP3, it has to be recorded between... Recorded and released or just recorded. Oh, you're, you're.

No, okay. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say the 1970s. Okay, go on and explain yourself. I believe that's going on. First of all, explain yourself. My favorite period of music is 76 to maybe 83. Which you basically said in your example of what you wished you could do.

But I think if you had to pick a decade, the 70s have such a good breadth of styles of music. You have Americana, you have Fulcrock, you have Funk, you have Disco, you have the beginning of Punk before you have New Wave, before it gets really bad. So I think you have all of Stevie Wonder practically, so much great stuff in the 70s. Even though some of my favorite songs ever from the 80s, I would pick the 70s.

I like that answer. I would pick the 70s I was thinking for the same reason because there's such a wide variety of styles. You also have people, older artists that are still alive at that time and still recording. Sinatra and Dean Martin and those people, they're not making great records then, people older artists that are still alive at that time and still recording. Sinatra and Dean Martin and those people, they're not making great records then, but they, The same thing with Junior, I think, was still making.

Same thing with Junior, is doing okay. Like some of them were making like elevator music styles. Yeah, absolutely. You know, like anything post 68 for Sinatra is kind of bad, but yeah, all right, well, sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, my answer is bad. No, no, no, no. My answer is the 60s. Oh, that's because most of my favorite music is from then. So I'd be satisfied by only listening to that. So your favorite music is like summer of love or like,

like, um, Joni Mitchell, but see then it goes into the 72 or so. No, but hold on. The bird. I think I'm brilliant. Have I. Cat Stevens now is that 70s? Is that Joni Mitchell? Yeah, that was Joni. Oh, but I was thinking of Cat Stevens.

Cat Stevens is kind of early 70s, although he might be late 70 or late 60s. No, it's like 60s. This is a lot of these people. Interesting. Maybe I'm wrong. Then I want 70s. Yep. And then you get, but I don't like disco and shit. You'd get all of the Beatles.

You don't like any disco? No, I find it annoying. You'd get all of the Beatles, you'd get all of the Beach Boys, you wouldn't get Coke, Coke, Coke excuse me. I choke them up. I choke them up. I choke them up. More like, more like, choke them up, huh?

Hey, shut up. More like, choke them up? Of course I had to. More like, choke them up. I thought of this question and it was wrong with all my facts. Look, we should take a break. Oh, okay. Let's take a break.

Diggin' to the breaks. I was saying Hamilton. What's it? Oh, what's it like? Hamilton's working too hard and his wife is like, take a break. We'll go to the house by the lake. Is that right before intermission?

Yeah, that'd be perfect. They're asking the audience to take a break. Oh, we'll go to the house by the lake. Is that right before intermission? Yeah, that'd be perfect. Take, they're asking the audience to take a break. That's true. Yeah. Give me one break, give me one break. Let's take a break. We'll be right back with this show. And we're back. Hey, gang.

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and we never wanted for any necessities, but kept a clean house. kept a clean house. But I fans pointed directly at the outdoors. You have to directly at the outdoors. I had all the suits I ever needed, but I did in school. All the shit covered top pants.

I'm wearing the same suit for several years for picture day. Oh, yeah. But who, like how often would you even wear a suit when you're a kid? You know what I mean? It's like a real once a year thing. I wanted to wear a suit all the time. Oh, did you really?

Like, I've always been like this. My nephew, we got him a outfit for my cousin's wedding. That was like a bow tie. And he loves it so much. And he got to wear it for his school pictures and he wanted to wear it the day before. So he just wore his bow tie to school the day before. And he loved it.

And then he dressed up for the picture. I love it. You. What a adorable. So, so like toys and things like that, I remember giving my mom a hard time because she wouldn't buy me this thing that I wanted. And so she bought me like a less expensive thing and gave that to me. And I was so, it was like thanks a lot. It's so, so, so,

ungrateful. No, and I, but I, it's weird that I replay that moment in my head so many times. It pops in and out of nowhere. Yeah. And I feel, and I still feel bad. There are still things that I think of every time a certain thing happens that I feel bad about how I acted for decades. Like I remember once at Carl's junior, I was there late at night with a friend and it was, it was right before they were closing and some guy came up and said, hey, do you want some more fries? And I thought he was like saying that our fries were bad. And I was like, yeah, these actually are kind of cold that you gave him to his kind of cold.

And he was just saying that he had a whole bunch of fries like left that they were going to toss or whatever. And I turned it into a like, yeah, I think a fry, you know, please, because you failed, you know. And now I cannot go to Carl's Jr. without and eat those fries without thinking of that day and going, oh, I feel bad. Yeah. Do you go up to the counter and you say,

these fries were delicious, but I don't do that. I just want to give my compliments. Perfect temperature. Is that, may I say a little shit? They're all like, now you're an asshole for a different reason. Uh, my mom, one time pulled me out of school for a surprise thing. And it was like, so we're going on a surprise adventure and whatever. And I was like, really, really excited. I was in second grade.

Because I was maybe, I guess the American girl store is only out here. It wasn't. No, we didn't have that yet. But we had, um, I guess I might have thought we're, I don't know if I thought we're going Story is only out here. We didn't have that yet, but we had, I guess I might have thought, I don't know if I thought we were going to a amusement park or I have no idea what I thought. But then she took you to the spade. Well she took me to a cat show. Which is really funny, the excited.

I said no! Wow. But I love cats. So it was like, there was a cat show. And she thought it was something cool. Yeah, and I was, and I was pissed, and I was so mean. I was like, what?

I didn't want to go here. This is awful. And then we went and it was like fun or whatever. But like, she never let me like, live it down that I was so rude, because she was so happy about the surprise and I'm so mean. And it's going to take it out of school,

which is the best thing that can ever happen. But it's also something that you guys talked about after that, and you probably were like, I'm sorry, mom. It was great. Like, well, in my family, I'm sorry, Mom, it was great. Like, well, in my family, I would just be a jerk and we would never discuss that. On your story, Paul, about the getting sort of like second rate things. I remember when I was a kid, we went to Buster Brown and every... I forgot about Buster.

Yeah, Buster Brown, Shuster. I don't know if you remember, but they had the thing that you would stand on and it would x-ray your feet and you would see the bones in your shoes. No, neat, but also they like discontinued them. Because like anyone just hops out as many times a day as you want. Yeah, it's insane. The radiation level is coming off of it. You have foot cancer. Yeah. But they have these, they have these shoes called sharkies. But they have these shoes called Sharkies. Yeah, they were jaws, jaws and sharkies. And all the guys at school had jaws. And this is 1977 when jaws came out, right?

And they had like, what do these shoes look like? They were brown and they had a cartoon shark on them. Cool. And every kid at school had them. Sure. And so I went and my mom was like, these are more expensive than other shoes. I don't know if we can afford them.

I was like, I have to have them. Everyone at school has them, please. We went to Buster Brown. I got a fitted for the shoes. And when I was a kid, I had very narrow feet. And they were like, I think that you're not going to be able to fill out the jaws, but you know what? We can just put you in the sharkies,

which were the women's sizes. And they're the exact same shoe and no one will know. And I was like, yeah, oh, okay, that sounds good to me. Yeah, like rationalizing it. Like, yeah, no one will know. Okay, cool. So I bought them, I was very proud. I get to school the next day within two minutes.

Someone goes, you're wearing lady shoes. How do they know? Because they're slightly different or something. Oh my God. And the salesman, holy shit. And so I guess I came home and I put them in the box and I hid them under my bed. Oh, yeah.

And I was like, I lost my shoes. And my mom was like, they're right there. And she made me wear them until they wore out. Under duress, I guess. Did she know why you didn't want to wear them? Probably. I probably said what it was. I was like, everyone made fun of me or whatever.

And she's like, I don't care. These were way more expensive than normal shoes. And you have to keep wearing them. And then I, of course, I don't remember anyone ever bringing it up ever again after that first, you know, three minutes. That was all it took. Yeah, that'll ruin anything. You're branded forever. You still have those shoes? I do. I bronze them for my childhood. I want to see a picture of them. Yeah. can you look them up? You know, I was trying to look up something the other day this John Denver record that my parents had that we listened to over and over and over again and it doesn't exist. Not to sound like Adam Scott. It doesn't exist. That's weird. Okay, but speaking of

narrow feet, when I was little, I couldn't wear the shoes that I really wanted to wear, which were moccasins with little jewels on them. Do you remember those shoes? They have the little gems. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were so cool. I wanted them so bad, but I couldn't wear them. And that's why I wear them all the time now. Wait, so you had your feet, did you have to wear sort of special tissues? No, I just couldn't wear like slip-on shoes because we actually wear them. They would just slip off. Oh, they were called jaws. Chaw. Oh, they were called jaws. So I can't find a picture of the shoe. Here's a poster for them. Let me see the poster. That's funny though,

because that's how you heard it as jaws and then you like you probably never saw it. No, they put you know what? I probably did know they were jaws, but in my mind, I probably did know. In your heart, they were jaws. You know what? Actually, now then, think about it. I did know it. I just wanted to say it wrong. Why can't I can't see a picture of these?

What is going on? No, I don't know. But the poster says that they were real. When you were in high school or just growing up, was your, since you're from here, were your lockers outside? Or as we were outside. I always thought that was, when I moved here, it was like, this is like TV.

I had never heard of that in my life. Oh really? Because every time I see lockers in TV, they're inside now. But I guess that's because of a sound studio. Oh yeah, maybe movies. Maybe in the movies, they were always outside. Yeah, and like 90s, like single cam thing. Yeah.

But yeah, that was like so crazy to me. I couldn't imagine it. I never saw it even on television until I moved here and on a set. And we were, I think it was Mr. Show. And we were filming at a high school and see me Valley. And that's the first time I saw lockers outside. And I was like, what, oh, oh, oh, it's always warm.

Yeah. Yeah, we, I would have this thing where I, with my desk growing up and lockers, I would just basically like throw shit in there, like whatever papers or whatever, to the point where I never would even use them anymore because they would just be piled high with papers and that I would never look at for the until the end of the year when finally I had to clean it out. Oh, I loved organizing my locker.

Yeah, I don't know. Oh, I'm trying to think of what I had in my locker. I guess I, like the books that I did need. The books that you weren't, didn't need until late. And that's the other thing is is like you were assigned a locker outside away from your class in some random place. And so you would have to plan out your day to like,

okay, I don't want to have to run back to my locker. So I would just take every book that I needed that day and carry them to every single class and never go to my locker room. Well, we did that. And my school, it was like really cool to wear your backpack really low and full. Like below your booty hole, like below your booty hole.

Like you'd wear it on the lowest strap, like the looses way the straps could go. And it would be like dangling down your back and like hitting your butt basically. And that was really cool. And we would carry all our books around, but it was so heavy. And it feels like you would, yeah, balance would be a issue, right? It was awful. And then they made a rule that we weren't allowed to do that we had to go to our lockers.

And so we were like- What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what hurt. You had to keep children like, oh, my bad, bad. And then they were like, you can use a rollie backpack or nothing. And then we're like, we're not using a rollie backpack. You can just all look like Aerolein travelers. I'm gonna make this flight. I'm a pharmaceutical rep. Pharmaceutical.

No, I knew you'd jump all over that, Scott. I'm sorry, I'm not perfect. You watch our keys. I'm sorry, I'm not perfect. You watch our keys. I'm gonna fuck you. All right, we need to take another break. Take a break. Take a break. When we come back, we're gonna have a segment.

Does someone have a segment? Okay, we're gonna come up with a segment. We'll be right back. Okay. Hi, we're back. And of course, on this show, the show you're listening to, what you already know the name of, so why do we have six? Why would we ever say such a name? It's written on the screen. Yeah, by the way, my voice feels kind of low

in like radio DJ today. Just because I'm feeling a little under the weather today. So it's very early in the morning. So that sounds the same to me as it always. My voice sounds the same too. I feel like I'm on some sexy level though, like that I never get. Oh.

You're in a lovely way that I never get to. Oh. You're on a level you never get to. I'm on a sexy level, I never get to. Oh. So at this part in the show, we're one of us is supposed to come up with a segment. It can be anything, it can be a game, it can be a task. it can be a task. It can be anything we want to do,

but one of us is supposed to come up with that. And for this episode, it was me who has come up with something, it is a... Thank you, Steve. Thank you. And this is something that I am going to call switch it and pitch it. Okay.

Switch it and pitch it. All right, so the person to your right will, will, Paul, we'll name a television show. Okay. This sounds easy. And then what you have to,

I could think of five right now. Okay, but it doesn't end there. Oh, man, now you're nervous. So we'll start with Lauren naming a television show to you, Paul. And you will then have to say the opposite, every word is the opposite title. So if she were to say home improvement, you would say workplace destruction. Okay. Okay. if she were to say home improvement, you would say workplace destruction. Okay. Okay. And then you would have to pitch that show to us the characters. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. The setting what happens every week and then you'll see if we buy it or not. The winner gets a show. And the winner actually gets a show on C-so. Okay. Let me think. Well, there's charkeys. So here's our question. What was my new to-

Because not every show says like words, so is it like can you make it like the opposite of what the show is? Not every show says- Well, you know what I mean? You can in the pitch, like if you were to say workplace destruction, you could say, okay, Tim, tooltime tailor is so, he finally blows up his garage and, you know, but when I'm saying you say the opposite title,

you just like, a gig, a gig. Do the best you can. Family matters. Family matters. Hey, so it's great to see you, Paul. So very excited about the show that you have thanks decide to pitch us. So thank you for the water, by the way. Oh, yeah. That's a dollar if you want to give us that. Oh, I thought it was I assumed it was complimentary. Why would

you assume it's cut? You don't go to a restaurant and people give you free water or chips. What's your idea? What's your idea to say it's a sitcom. Okay. And it's called a title. Friend anti-matters. Friend anti-matter. Yes. Interesting.

It is about a group of friends who are scientists. And anti-matters. Friend anti-matter. Yes. Interesting. It is about a group of friends who are scientists. Oh, and they are like, studying. Almost like the big bang theory people grown up or something. Well, it's a little different than that because first of all, those people are grown up. But I like that show and was almost ready to buy it. Well, it's different. Well, it's different.

But it's similar in a lot of ways because, you know, the dynamics are a lot of fun. You have, who are the characters? Who do we have? There's four characters. There's, uh, Ranjo. Ranjo.

Ranjo is the chief scientist. And is that an Indian name? Is that why you're saying he's the chief? Well, it's open to diverse casting. Oh, okay. Yeah. So Ranjo, he's in charge of the laboratory. Are you trying to play the part?

He's doing my Robin Williams depression. Oh, Ranjo, you're doing the... Oh, Ranjo. You applause me, there. You weren't getting much. I got stuck. You're, you're, you're were perilously close to the elbow. Well, I guess because why would people applaud just at the name runs?

Oh, why isn't this one video? Why isn't it? So, Ranjo is, he's like the sort of center of the show and he's like every man, you know, regular guy, but he's a scientist who's trying to use the antimatter to explore an alternate universe. Whoa. So, and his friends help him with this? Well, not as much as he would like.

Oh, I bet. Okay. Because his best friend and right hand lady, Maris, she is this beautiful, but doesn't know it. Oh, got to be. That's perfect. She's super hot as no idea. She's so exudely. Yeah, yeah.

She's really knowing to be around. Yeah, she's constantly saying, I'm a hideous hag. And then that's always a huge laugh because the other characters are like, you know, cuckoo, she's crazy. Yeah. Um, that's not relatable hot, huge tits. And then, so when you haven't cast it yet, that's just, haven't cast it yet. That has to be part of the role. Yes. And they have to wear a tight white tank top to the audition. Okay. Okay. And white jeans. Okay. This is, and they have to be on her period. So that's the only, so are you gonna be at the auditions?

I could be. We weren't expecting that, but you haven't even bought it. Yeah. Sounds like you're close to buying it though. Well, I'm just asking some questions. Yeah, but I'll be at every audition. And then, then, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, Ranjo and Maris have like a will there, won't they? Okay, great. Kind of dynamic, you know.

Do they or don't they? Well, we'll see. So then the other two characters. Made way through the first episode or? Yeah, it'll all be. You can't tell for the first 10 minutes. For the first 10 minutes, will there, will there, will there? Okay, and then they just,

Well, they did a lot of, they do. Great. And then, 20 minutes of porn. That's right., they're one thing. And then they just, they do. Yes. And then, 20 minutes of porn. That's right. Oh, I love that. Yeah.

So, which brings in our other characters. Oh. Um, Carothers. Carothers. Who is he's like the stuffy office jerk, you know, he's like always buy the book. And then,

Which book? Which book? The good book. The Bible. Okay. He's very reliable. He's extremely devout, which I think now that the country is kind of heading more into a conservative direction with the president of Donald Trump, that this will be a popular character because they will look great, although there's a much a port on there, at least there is a Bible loving God-fearing man who's watching these people have sex. And. And enjoying it. Yeah.

Then polar opposite of charisma. These are in a different poll. No, I meant, like they're all in the same place. Wait, they're all Polish? No, they're all. They hang from Poles. I didn't expect to have to explain this phrase, but I've never heard this before in my life.

It just me, someone's very, they're the complete opposite and personality from someone. Oh, okay, interesting. I'm gonna start saying that. So the, Hey Lauren, you're the polar opposite of me. Fuck off. Very good.

I'm so close to buying this. Tie it up. So Carrierthers, stuffy by the book. The opposite of Carrierothers is our final character, Marvd. Marvd. Marvd is a real fucking slob. Ah.

He's dumb. He's fat. Carothers will hate that. Carothers hates him, but they're really good friends. And there is an episode where they get trapped in an elevator together. Oh, it's funny. In the alternate universe. Like Beyonce. I don't want to in an elevator together. Oh, it was funny. In the alternate universe?

Like, Beyonce. I don't want to spoil it for you. Oh, okay. But it happens when in like minute two of the first episode? Yes, when they get to the alternate universe. Okay. Yeah, great. Um, I, you know, I don't think it's a buy it in the room situation.

No, but it's a buy it tomorrow. Well, then let's walk outside. Okay, let's walk outside. So you're going gonna buy this tomorrow. Yeah, isn't it weird that Scott walks on two goat hooves? Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. I thought this were weird shoes. I've had to send in a pan.

Oh, I thought it was maybe that you wanted some cool shoes and your mom got you like an off-brand. Fuck you. All right, let's buy it. Bye. Bye. Congratulations. Congratulations. Very good. All right, is it my turn? Well, then Paul buy it. Tha-ya! Tha-ya! Congratulations. Very good. All right, is it my turn?

Well, then Paul, I think it's... Oh, Paul, okay. Paul gives me a... All right, let's see. Let's see. Show title that then someone has to come up with the opposite of. I think I've got it. Great.

60 minutes. Uh, whoo. Okay. Hi guys. Thank you so much for seeing me. Oh, whoo. Okay. Hi guys. Thank you so much for seeing me. Oh, hi. Sorry. You validated the parking.

No, no. In fact, you have to give us some money for that. Yeah. Pay us and then we'll pay the valet guys and then you also pay the valet guys. Then you get to write it off. Oh, sorry that were late. We just, we were killing time. Just not killing time.

You know, what's interesting about that is I'm here to pitch you a show about killing time, you know way. Really? So this will really tie into what you've been doing all day. This is off to a great start. Yeah, I'm excited. This is a show that it's a reality based show. Uh-huh, we're listening.

Okay, oh good, good. Yeah, that ties in with I'm going to be speaking. So that's great. This is a show called 600 years. 600 years. Okay. And provocative title. Yeah.

Now, you may be wondering, okay, what is this show gonna be about? Is it sort of a documentary about the last 600 years? No, it's a show that literally takes 600 years to watch. Wow. Hmm. So you can never finish, you can binge forever. You can finish when at the end of 600 years to watch. Wow. So you can never finish. You can binge forever.

You can finish when at the end of 600 years. Definitely. So does this depend on the audience living to be over 600 years? Yes. I believe with the singularity and with life expectancies growing longer and longer, eventually we're going to transfer our consciousnesses into computers and we're going to be really, really bored unless there's something to watch for that amount of time. So what I'm proposing is obviously we don't have the ability to make the episode 600 years right now. And we can't do

it as it's airing. So I think what I'm proposing is we need teams of, we need 600 teams making each hour simultaneously. And when they put it together, we'll put it together and it'll last for 600 years. That's smart, I love it. Okay, so it's a reality show. Yes, about what? Well, it's a good point.

It's a reality show about what? Well, it's a good point. It's a reality show about what happens to people every day takes place in an actual day. So it's set in real time. It's kind of like every day takes place in an actual day. So not a fake day. No, no, definitely not. It's like Jack Bauer on steroids.

Oh, Jack Jack. Oh. So it's like, you know how Jack Bauer, he, he 24 big hit. Yeah, he's 24. He 24. He 24 big hit. He 24 big hit. You like, you like, you like Jack Bauer, he'd 24 big hit. You like you like so. So. But why not 25? He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

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he he he he He's 600 years. Yes. It starts Jack Bauer if you're asking. But it's a reality show. The real Jack Bauer will be in this. We're going to go through the phone book and we're going to find every person named Jack Bauer in the phone book. All right, Skylet me stop you there because this does sound intriguing. No. No, I'm not going to let me stop you.

Let me stop you here. Yes. Okay. What were you going gonna let me stop you. Let me stop you here. Yes. Okay, what were you gonna say? Thank you. So the first season is 600 years. What happens in the second season? That's the first episode. The first episode is 600 years.

Yeah, each season is... How many episodes total? What are you thinking? We're gonna do like a Netflix, kind of like 10 or 13, you know, real short and season. Mm. Sort of like British television, you know, where people can really wrap their minds around.

So it could be like 6,000 years. Yeah, it's probably gonna be about 6,000 years. Yeah, all right. And Jack Bauer, Jack Bauer, he'll put his brain into a computer. He 24 big hit. He. Honestly, that's all I need.

He 24 big hit. Yeah, it's your right. You know, when you're right, you're need. He 24 big hit. You're right. You know, when you're right, you're right. I'm buying it. Well, let me ask this. Yeah. Can we call it Jack Bauer, he 24 big hit? All right, fine.

All right. I did it. Wow. So under the room. Let's go downstairs. Under the room. Oh, gosh. All right.

Now it's my turn to come up. Okay, no, my turn. My turn to come up with something for Lauren. All right. Now it's my turn to come up. Okay, no, my turn. My turn to come up with something for Lauren. All right, here we go. I'm preparing. Ships. Okay, hey you guys. Hi.

I'm so delighted to be back. Thanks for coming early. Yeah, I'm always early. I know 5.45 AM is a weird time to pitch something, but. Yeah, well, it is a little weird. I know 5.45 a.m. is a weird time to pitch something, but yeah, well, it is a little weird I was wondering if you typically do that. Yeah, um, you know, we like to work sort of we don't we don't like to hit traffic when we come into the office So we home by noon. It did make it really easy to get there. Yeah, yeah, this is a pitch today Yeah, wow, okay. This is the last thing we're doing today. We're on our way out

Well, sorry, we're a little antsy and looking at the clock. No, I'll try to get through this quickly. So my idea is a show and it's called potatoes. It's good start. Oh, potatoes. Well, it's called potatoes, comma, whole potatoes. Comma's, comma, whole potatoes. That's interesting. It's sort of like a chip situation. And he is, but it's a thing. So this is an acronym. It's the pair. Yes. What's it stand for? So it stands for people over the age that originally exists. People over the age that originally exists. Sometimes.

Some times. Common. Women. However. Women. However. Only. So another colony.

Live. Internally. And then the first part. Then the first part again. Interesting. So, so people over the age originally originally exist women women however, however Only live eternal only live eternally interesting. So this is about existence itself. Yeah, so it's really

This is like a nerd situation. No one ever really dies like a ferell type thing Yeah, if that's something you're interested in it can definitely be our nerds in it. Yes Oh, like big bang theory. There's one there's one nerd, but adults so it takes so basically what it is is a bunch of cops and they're the original cops so it's cups and they're the original cups. So it's is cops in acronym as well. Yes. It is can't only perpetrate strangers. Oh, that's true. That is true. A good tip for cops. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you have to arrest someone you know. You can't. That's going to be an uncomfortable situation.

And that's part of what we're getting into. So it's really just these old, old, original cops, the original cops, like the first people who are ever police people. And they're still doing it. Okay. Interesting. How old are they? They're, oh, what time is it set in? It's set of day. It's set at noon. Every episode is at noon. I love that. Yeah, I love that. You're watching TV by then. And they're always on their lunch break. Ready to go bed. And the cops are always on lunch, so they're off duty. But then some people happen and they'll realize they'll

have to step in. So so they're primarily off duty unless they witness a crime. And then they have to go, well, no one else just sold this. Well, what a great job. That sounds. Yeah, that sounds great job. That sounds great job, that sounds. Yeah, that sounds great job. That sounds great job. Can I ask you, Jack Bauer involved in this?

Oh, he's 24. He's 24. He'd be in it, yes. And so it's about a group, and there's 10 of them, and they all link arms and walk around town together, and they go and have lunch. Wow. And of course, they have donuts.

They link arms walking around town, unless they witness a crime, or do they then arrest the perpetrators? No, then they link and have lunch. And of course they have donuts. They link arms walking around town unless they witness a crime. Or do they then arrest the perpetrators? No, then they link arms and create a circle around the bad guy until they intimidate him into putting on his own handcuffs. So walking around town, straight line,

linked arms, then they complete the circle. Yes. Okay, got it. Now, do people refer to them on the show as potatoes, whole potatoes? We never hear that word ever. Which one? Now, do people refer to them on the show as potatoes, whole potatoes? We never hear that word ever. Which one?

Potatoes. They will say whole because it just is a word of use more often. Right, like, like, fill my holes or stick it in the hole. Yeah, that makes me comfortable in this meeting. Yeah. You know, yeah, fill my holes. W-A-T-O-L-E-S. Yeah, that know, yeah, fill my holes. W-A-J-O-L-E-S. Yeah, that's right.

So whatever takes to sell it here is fine. So yeah, fill your holes. I hope that happens to you both. Bless you, bless you. And if we can just buy it here, I think. Is there a season long arc? Yeah, there's a season long arc. The arc is basically that one character you'll find, his name is Mugof.

Is he a human? Have you ever seen some sort of crime dog? He's more crime potato. Well, he's half human half dog. Which half is he a dog? The ear. The ear half. How big are these ears? No, so basically the two outsides of his body are dog. The two outsides of his body. He's like Neapolitan ice cold. Okay. Okay. So chocolate kind of vanilla. Dog section, human section,

dog section. Okay. So he's human. Yeah, got it. Okay. Interesting. I like it. But but side by side is opposed to front, middle, so it's weight. So the nose is human. If you cut it down the center, it will be exactly the same as what you see on the outside. I see. So nose human, belly button human, genitals human. He's got a human penis. But he's been neutered. Really? Okay, because the dog sections of him would not be able to control his human penis. He basically had one child with a dog

who was three parts dog. And he made him a gruff. Oh, my gruff is my gruff's father. Got it. Okay. I don't have to was going to happen. Maguff is Maguff's father. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.

Okay. So I don't even have to get your holes filled. Are you guys going to buy this or? No. Okay. No, I'm not interested at all. That's fine. Is it something I said or just the whole pitch?

Well, when we said that sexy thing about getting your holes filled, we kind of expected this to evolve into. I mean, it's the last pitch of the day, we kind of thought that something would happen. I'm also worried we're never gonna get the rights to McGruff. Yeah, that's a big part of it. Yeah. Okay.

And it's so inherent to the pitch. Yeah, I don't think you can take that. I kind of threw it in there the last second. I, I think it's more about it. No, it's such a big part of it in our minds. It's such a big part of it in our minds. How do you know you haven't discussed? I, we have the same brain.

Yeah, we share a brain. They should make a show about us. Hey, we should make a show about us. I'll do it. Are you thinking what I'm thinking that you think a show about? You of course I am. We have the same brain. And that's how we play, switch it and pitch it.

Oh, that was fun. That was fun. That was a good segment, Scott. Thank you. Five times. All right, well, that's, we're just about wrapping it up here. That's about, that's the end of it. Well, that was fun.

That's kind of our show. Everyone, I think, should get one wish to go out on. Okay. Okay, what's your, like a wish for... It can be anything. I'm not gonna tell you what your wish is. Here's my wish. Okay.

I wish that everyone listening to this will know love. Just once. Well, only once. And if they break up with you, if you already have no more, you're done. I wish that everyone listening to this will know the feeling of someone putting their hands

on your cheeks just once. Do they, do they smush them? They slap them. Wait, so you're wishing everyone gets slapped in the face? I mean, that is someone putting their hands on your cheeks. I wish I were a little bit taller. Which I were a baller. Wish you had a girl?

No. Okay. Okay. Do I get, it's a double wish, but do I get it both? Can I have it both? Do I get it both? Can I have it both? Do I get it both? Do I get it both? Check power.

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