Threedom - Threevisiting: Look, I am Your Father

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren give some important speeches, discuss lying about your age and play Pitch a Sitsong. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Oh! Freedom! Hi! Welcome to Freedom. This is Scott.

That's a Florida. This is Paul. We're all eating chips. Yummy! Yummy! Let's change this show to yummy. Okay. Hit it, Kevin.

Ready? Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What's the floor? This is Paul. We're all eating chips. Yummy!

Yummy! Let's change this show to yummy. Okay. Hit it, Kevin. Ready? Here we go again. And the moment's gone. Yep, thanks, Kevin. Thanks a lot.

Don't ever do, no. Turn that off, rather than trash. Throw yourself in the trash. We get into that trash can. That should be part of his onagements. Get into that trash can right now. Put your butt in it. Put your butt in it. Put your butt in that trash can, Shedding.

Shedding is putting his butt into the trash can. Lauren's gonna take a picture. That's what you deserve. That's on it. Get in it. In it. In it. This is what you deserve.

Oh, he fell over. He fell over from putting his as button to trash can. It broke. It broke? Good. Shevon is so fat, he breaks a trash can when he sits in it. Yo, Shevon's so fat. He breaks.

What do you say to son of trash can? He breaks it. Too far. Too far. Sorry, Shabbin. Welcome to Freedom. This is a show where this happens and give you- Nothing else. Are not on board with this?

Well, I'm sorry for you. And I'm sorry to all the people who hate when I eat- But, you know, sorry. Do you think we'll give you our time about that? I don't feel like you eat on Michaelot. I think I'm probably done on race by tea. I hate when you eat just in general. Yeah, I know.

You're always trying to get me to never do it again. Please stop. Make this your last meal. You're trying to get me to starve to death. Please don't ever eat again. Don't drink water either. You're just a mummy next time I see you. You said.

That's all you say. You said, next time I see you. For your mummy now. Just like pull up in your escalate. You're a mummy. You said, you got so successful for being a mummy. You leave here. You never eat or drink water again.

You buy an escalate. She became a yourself star mummy. You know, because I save all the money on food. Yeah. How about I'm on a buy an escalade with this? Yeah. How much is an escalade? I don't know.

100 grand. Shevin, look up how much an escalade is. What if I bought you one? 50 dinners. I'll say 80,000. 80,000, I have no idea. I'm not a car person. Me neither.

I just think of a car shiny, it's nice. Mm-hmm. I just think of a car shiny, it's nice. Mm-hmm. I just think of a car shiny and nice. So you're hanging out the exit to the car wash just like, wow! Oh my God! Cleaning! Sheaven, what do we got?

75,000. Hey, it was right there. $1.00. I added five for a new sunroof. I knew it. They have only old sunroof. I knew it. They have only old sunroofs. Tare the old sunroof out.

Put in a fresh new one. Let me give you pop chips, sea salt flavor. Yeah. They're really good. I love them. We should be sponsored by them, shouldn't we? Yeah, I'll say anything they want. Okay, say that you like. Anything they want. Oh, say that you like.

Anything they want. Ships cure my leukemia. Luke, I'm your father. I'm your kemi. Okay. Okay, we've already gone up the rails. Okay. The idea of someone hearing that,

and then only eating chips to try to fix a big problem. I guess it works, Paul, if Tom can set it. It's like if you got that from those Jared commercials for some way, I'm eating five sandwiches a day and I keep gaining weight. Do you think he's getting his ass beaten, Joe? Isn't he in Saul? Is he? Better call Saul. I don't know. I would think so. Wouldn't he be getting his ass beaten drill? Is it Neon Saul? Is he?

Better call Saul. I don't know. I would think so. Wouldn't he be in solitary? I hope he's on his own ass. Yeah. I hope he's licking his own ass. I hope he's trying to in his head gets caught in his butt.

He probably went to one of those country club presses. We're all the commercial guys go. Yeah. Like, who are the commercial guys? Papa John's. Papa John's there. What did he do? I don't know.

I saw some tweet thing yesterday about him. He said he said a word. He shouldn't say. Yeah, he said the end word on a conference call. And then later said he was pressured to say it. Come on, come on, say it. Papa John, you gotta do this. Oh, Papa John.

That's so insane. How could you ever be pressured into that? Come on, say it, Lord. No. See how easy it is, say it, Lord. No! Oh! See how easy this, Papa John. Look. Look. What, Lord?

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I am your father. I am your father. Do you know, have you noticed that after, like since the Obama presidency, if this started when Obama was president, and now people do it all the time on TV, you see pundits do it, you see politicians do it, start like saying look all the time.

I've noticed this, look. And I haven't noticed that. It once you notice it, you see it a lot. Oh. I am so sick of politics much it took right now. I don't wanna watch that. I'm just really sick of it all. I just really wanted to be better.

Remember when everything was happy? Because we didn't pay attention. We were mindless sheep. I was thinking I tweeted like a joke a few years ago. I love it. Tell us. And I'm so proud, you know, that I had that moment. Yeah. Play this on.

For the speech. Just speech. Okay. Play our song, our speech song. Sheaven, keep these cute eyes. Oh my god. Tammy, you're gonna sit in that trash can again if this doesn't come on right now.

You're gonna have stronger trash can. We'll have you break every trash can in this all for us. Okay, so if here is a go I made a tweet. Road it I could say. Um, I know what. Composed. I composed a tweet. They said, what are you up to?

I crafted. I crafted a tweet. I pinned a tweet with words from my own mind. That word as follows. This fucking insane. That is so what you're saying. This is all crazy. All right, go ahead.

I wrote. Everyone can make a difference, but it's so slight that there's basically no point. That was your bio for a while. But after Trump, it wasn't funny anymore because I feel that everyone should try to make a difference. But before... I got some rules about it. It seemed so easy to be alive before Trump was in presidency

yeah my speech is done all right speech is done we all have to say our speech is done and then that's how we know the music is I just was like the kind of joke you could only make when everything was easier of course there were a lot of problems the time, but I'm just saying now everything's so crazy every day that like, it just that kind of joke, which also was an app, it was a joke about apathy, I'm not really an apathetic person, but.

You have any more qualifications to the story? I'm 5'10. Are you really? Yeah! We didn't know that. How would I know that? I'm not sitting around measuring you. Well, you are first of all, we didn't know that how would I know that I'm not sitting around measuring you well I see that you are first of all you just never wrote down I guess People you never wrote it down

Your costume you are constantly measuring my like I measured the top of your head. Yes, and I never went down to your feet Like well, that's good enough right there. Is it gonna stop me? I guess my feeling is. Just keep doing it. My feeling is, of course, you know that because, are you often asked how tall you are? Yeah, I guess.

I feel like I'm asked that all the time when people meet me. But I don't give a shit. I know you don't, but I'm saying you probably would have, would have come up and you would have heard it at some. I would have come up. I'm not. I'm sorry.

Sorry, never asked anyone else to tell there. Look, I did it the other day. I always had look. Look, look. Look, I did it to a woman who was taller than me and I was like, I hate to be. Who's this woman? She's a new actress on crashing.

Oh. Her name is Maddie Wise. And she's taller than you. So she's like 5'11 or above. Oh. But she wasn't positive about that. She wasn't positive that she was 6'1. What does she need need a measure the top of her head? Yeah, she needs you to. Does she need to go to the doctor? Maybe. I don't know. But I was like, I've never I've never been asked people that because I'm always asked that. And I'm like, who cares?

But I was like, well, you're taller than me. And now I'm curious how tall you really are. Sure. Both also wearing heels. It was like hard to know. Have you ever asked anyone shorter than you how tall they are? I don't think I typically do that. You never do like a how tall you down there?

How short are you? How short are you? Oh, were you always tall, were you always? Yeah, well from eighth grade, I was five, eight, sophomore year, I was five, 10, so. Never loud, eight. Just stopped off. Were you always tall?

I think I was always tall, ish, yeah. Taller than most of my friends. I mean, I was a baby at one point. I was a tall baby. I was the longest baby anyone ever seen. I was, I was tall in grade school now, I'm getting shorter. You're getting shorter, are you really? I was 62 in grade school.

What's disgusting? What, hey, that's freaky. That's, I was just doing the best I could. I think you're freaky and then like the one. What, who's the tallest child That's I'm just doing the best I could. I think we can and then like to one what is the tallest child tallest under 10 currently yeah tallest under 10 According to variety yeah Who are the tallest 10 tallest kids under 10 10 tallest kids under 10 sheaven look it up god damn it

Or else you're going in the fucking trash Do you think anyone's ever been on one of those 30 under 30 who lies about their age? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. What are the 30 under 30? Like comics under 30? Yeah, or whatever.

Or just like forums. I always seem to remember the friends when they first came out. I seem to recall there was a Rolling Stone article where all the women gave their ages. And then all of the ages after that disappeared. And then they all said that they were like five years younger than they actually were or something. Wow. Yeah.

I don't appreciate that. You don't, how old are you? 32. And my age is well out there now. I know, well that's the thing. Because when I was 30, I was like, ah, fuck it, just put my age out there. Wait, but I also, I don't, I mean, we've had this,

we have, we have talked about this. I'm not getting spanked for this. We talked about this, but I just think that, for me when I'm older, I'll find it a little more, you'll be a little more protected. I won't wanna share it as much, but I'm also like, but I don't really care. I like, I admire older women who are their age,

and I'm like, I think that's cool. I'm like, yeah, you know? Interested in knowing, oh, this actress is 52, and she's been doing this for this long, and this is her life, and she's, you know, I just like, it's cool, it's life. I was friends with a couple, and when they broke up, I was more friends with the guy,

and then, yeah, bros before us. Yeah, always. Well, because I knew him first. Yeah. And then- He was before us. But I did remain friends with the- Oh.

With the hoe. I got you. Second. Yay. That was a very difficult joke for ball. That's why it's so delightful. But she, she is an actress and she accused me of putting her age on IMDB. Why would you do that?

Why would you do that? I don't know why she thought this, but she in her mind it was crystal clear that because I sided with him and their breakup, I did, she told me this years later. And then I was like, I did not do that. And I could tell you she did not do that. I could tell. And I could tell she didn't believe me. And she still might do this day think that I did that.

I don't even know how you would do it. You could go add it as information in their page. Yeah, you can. Yeah, yeah, that's easy. Yeah, I guess I'll go do that. I don't know how you would go about doing that. Well, you'd do this. Oh, all right.

Yeah, all right. Maybe I'll do that. I just know I know. I don't know if you would go about doing that. Well, you'd do this. Oh, right. Maybe I'll just know I know. I don't know if I've talked about this, but it's on this topic. I just know somebody who lies about their age and it drives me insane. And she says she's 10 years younger than she is. And she says, Yeah, you know what I mean?

Wow, 10 years. So she's younger than me according to her like, so she says she's in her 20s. Yeah, and and there's proof of where she went to college and when she graduated and stuff and I'm like so you got your MFA at 15 like no I know I there's facts out there. Is it a Mary Hall? Yeah, bitch. No, but it drives me nuts. I also feel like it puts a riff. I think it creates a riff that I'm unable to cross in terms of a friendship where I'm like,

I can't even like, I don't feel comfortable asking you basically anything because if you lie about the most basic. Yeah, but is it something where she says, oh no, I tell everyone that professionally. Or does she sort of told me what she acts like, oh no, I'm 20, whatever. What does she do? She does, she sort of, me, does she act like, oh no, I'm 20, whatever. What does she do? She does.

She sort of really think of her. That's the spanking pin. Oh, this is not the spanking pin. It's a little bit. It's a cap. Because it's got a little cat on the end. It's okay. Is that the spanking pin?

It's not even a sharpie. It's just some capitalist ballpoint. Yeah. This is the independent. We need one of those things a little hand on that. She has one, she has one point said, she kind of said like, I'm actually older than that. And then when we tried to find out the truth, she would not go further.

And then I just, in my own sleuthy online. So you're a creep. Yeah, but it's mostly out of my furious anger. Oh, okay. So you're a furiously angry. I think there's something about it that bothers me, which is the idea that you get a lot of credit for being as good as you are at a young age.

So it's like, oh, you're like 22 when you started and you're so amazing and that at 22 and you got this thing and you did this and that. And then like, then so everyone's going, she's like a prodigy. A vodakint. But she's not. And then I also go like, it's also fine to have been she's like a, like a prodigy. A vendor kid. But she's not. And then I also go like, it's also fine to have been working

at something for 10 years and then get success. That is impressive. Yeah, exactly. So what are you trying to do? Yeah. I got a guess through this. I'll tell you, Lou. No, I want to guess on it.

Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't have any weird friends like that. Well, why did you look at me? I'm just trying. The IMDB thing is crazy to me. You're a weird friend. Not, well, I guess so.

I mean, I'm a weird guy, right? IMDB is annoying though because it's very easy to add information, but difficult to delete. It is. That's why she would be so annoyed. I did a show, a show for MTV a million years ago called Super Adventure Team, to show a show for MTV a million years ago called Super Adventure Team, where it was a before a world police that a that a tray parker, Matt Stone, Tim America, Tim America. It was it was a parody of those Super Marion nation. It was Dana Gould made it right. Yeah, Dana Gould and it was it was a really funny show.

It was a parody of Thunder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was really funny, Dana Gould and it was, it was a really funny show. There's a parody of Thunderbirds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was really funny, but it was. Was it called a super venture team? I feel like I've heard of that, but I don't want to look at it. And but because it was non-union, we all use pseudonyms and mine was Francis Mount Pleasant. And so it was credited on, on IM am, oh, I remember this. And so I made up a whole like bio for Francis mount pleasant. And then at some point, my bio and that bio

got merged. So I had listed Francis mount pleasant's height as sick, I think six five for something like that. Then I would have all these people, every once in a while, not all the time, but every once in a while somebody was saying, you're not six five. Like, I know I'm not six, I know that. What, what, how would I be?

And if you were gonna lie about your age, you wouldn't make it that extreme. If I was gonna lie about my height, I mean, yeah, I'm six foot five. So here's what I have to say about. It's like the most'm six foot five. So here's what I have to say about. It's the most easily disprovable thing. Here's what I have to say about your story. So you're already up to IMDB hijinks.

It does check out. You know? But she didn't know that I had done this. She didn't know that I did this. We do. And now we can go, hmm, seems a little bit fishy. It's a little fishy. You think, seems a little bit fishy. It seems a little fishy. You think this seems a little bit fishy?

It seems a little bit fishy. If I swear to you, too, that I can't get in the trash can. Play the song. Play the song. Swear, get in the trash can. I'm not getting in the trash can. I'm not getting in the trash can. Because I've done nothing wrong.

I swear to you. Solomely? I do solemnly swear to the both of you. My colleagues, my companions, my friends, I did not post that actresses real age on the internet movie database. While we're here. You have to say Paul F. Topkins. I just think that if you... My speech is over, my speech is over.

No, but she's giving a speech. Start from the beginning. Okay, start from the beginning, you're getting a chance. Start from the beginning. Start from the beginning. You guys can just use the back arrow. Okay. Excuse me, I'm making a speech. My speech begins as follows. I feel like in a relationship,

you need to have some rules that will help me. Some new ones, perhaps. Pre-justing rules, what are these rules? I don't know. Just to help you kind of navigate. So number one, I would say, one, don't pick up the phone. You know he's only calling because he's drunk in a loan.

Or are you sad? Or sad. Yeah. Two, don't let him in. You'll have to kick him out again. So you should have no contact with this person? Just until he figures it out. Let's just recap.

One, don't pick up, boom. You know he's only calling because he's sad in a loan. All right, we gotta go to a break Fire It's how to like by the way he was asking for a ransom. I have the world's tallest child below 10 years old. All I need from you is 30,000 dollars. We don't have any money. Are you willing to do this willing to have 20 minutes? His name is Karan Singh from India he's eight years old and he's six foot six Is

What do you do? I hope this info isn't coming from IMDB. Yeah, I am Check it out Shevin. This is a true Shevin. Oh my God, look at that. He looks like the teacher. He looks like the teacher. That is the most confusing image. Yeah, I'm confused. I don't, I feel bad for him.

Yeah, my brain break. My brain break. Do you think he's gonna get even taller or does he remain? Nope. That's gonna be it. I think that's gonna be it. I know that's it. And then I think the other kids are gonna get even taller or does he remain? Nope. That's gonna be it. I think that's gonna be it. That's it.

And then I think the other kids are gonna get taller than him by next year. Do you think this is some sort of like nuclear reactor sound or something? Yup. What is that? That's crazy. What is that man?

Aren't you glad that you're not one of them? We're younger. Aren't you glad? We're learn your tall for a woman. We're, we're you, have you, Has that always been positive for you? No. I think I was self-confident. Can the fire stop?

I know I was self-conscious about it growing up and would slouch a lot. I still feel like I'm working on that now. Working on slouching? Let's see you try. You nailed it. I also think it was one of those things with like, it's difficult to be taller than boys. And also in acting roles, I think that that...

It's bad, I find it to be bad in acting. We talked about this. On this show? Yeah. No. Oh, I, uh oh. Sheaven. I feel I, but.

Okay, we talked about it maybe in life. Okay, I don't know. I just don't think we've talked about it on the show. I don't know if we've talked about it on the show. Okay, fine. That I was saying that I think I have lost a role here there because we've been. I feel like we've been.

I think you've talked about this on the show. So sheaven, go ahead and spank her. That is not how it works. Sheaven? That's not how it works. Shevin? That's not how it works. That's not, I will not say it. We definitely talked about that. I will not say it.

We've definitely talked about that. You brought it up. You said, Do you have problems with people? I wrote you into the game. I'm not going to win. I cannot be spanked for that. I will not be spanked for that.

Shevin, stay seated. Not going to do it. Not going to do it. She did it. You bitch. for that chevon stay seated. Knockin' it, knockin' it, knockin' it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it it. All right. Well, if I do it in the finish the whole time, they're having sex is going nag on it. Lagnon it. And then he's where he goes.

Can a musician? If someone were, if there was like, remember the Wabum guy? Yeah, unfortunately. Unfortunately. He was a guy on the bachelor. If someone, no, wait, what is that? I don't know.

This guy who was just like, Wabum, and he was the worst. It was his catchphrase. He wanted. He would sell t-shirt saying Wabum. And he was like, well, no, wait, what is that? This guy who just begs, oh, boom, and he was the worst. It was his catchphrase. He wanted to, he would sell t-shirts saying, wah boom and he was like, oh, wah, boom. You, was he the titular bachelor? No, he was the contestant on the bachelor act.

I see. He did not win. No, he did not win. How long did he last? It was pretty long. Pretty too long. I would say he lasted like six episodes. It was crazy how long he lasts.

Six episodes of wah boom. Yeah. It was crazy how long he lasts. Except because of Wabum. Yeah. It was hell. But if someone acted like that, like how, say you were on the Baseloret. I think this is a fun exercise. Try imagining yourself on the Baseloret. Okay.

Oh, those guys coming after me. First of all, first of all, would you like, just the six? Would you like even 50% of the guys that are on the Bachelorette? No, and we've talked about this, Scott. You need to get spanked. It's too many. I'm not getting spanked, but what I'm trying to say is how long?

I would kick them all off immediately. I'd be alone in the show. How long would Wabum guy last? One millisecond. He would look at me and go get out of here. It's not happening. What do you get to? Get out of here.

My only goal, probably to be on the bachelor at, I would be like, you got to get out of here? My only goal, I would be on the bachelor at, I would be like, you got to find 25 of the funniest, most interesting, cool people. That would be so. Who look like football player? Who have abs of steel. Who looks like football player. No, but it would just be like, I don't care what they look like.

I want to have like the best time. And then, I would see, I would be so interesting. If you weren't, if you weren't, otherwise involved, I think that would be, that would be a show I would love to watch. Yeah, like real, like people who actually might connect in a personality level. I don't know if I would wanna watch that.

I would watch Lauren do it. I'm not saying like the general- I don't know, I feel like- You still wouldn't watch it with me? I don't want to see what you mean. I did rating. I mean, I don't watch it with me. I don't want to see you on TV. I did rating. I mean, I don't watch those shows, but I feel like a big part of their appeal

is how horrible the people are, right? Sort of, but there are so many time watching these shows. When it's like, oh my God, I can't believe they haven't had a deeper conversation than that at this point and they're gonna get married. Like watching the bachelor at last night, I'm not giving anything away, but it's like, they, I was,

one of the guys says like, oh, she's so deep, like we've shared so much about our lives. And I was like, if it's anything that I've seen, don't you think I've had it out there? Maybe, but I was like, nothing's been deep enough that like it really

really works like getting engaged. Because they can't set up the cameras all the time. I know we've talked about this. No, but also, I think that, I don't think that they actually share, they can't set up the cameras all the time. I know we've talked about this. No, but also I think that I don't think that they actually share. I think the cameras are on most of the time with when they're interacting with the guys. But no, remember they eat off camera

before they eat on camera? That's private, I think. I don't think it's a date. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying is private. I don't think they're together. Oh, they eat separately. You didn't bring this up. I think they arrived at the date having eaten.

They separate them and they, I think they just eat before they go. Before they go. I'm saying that they eat first with the cameras off all day It's all that it is that was never clear. Oh, you just put on your jacket. I did. I have to go Yeah, maybe uncomfortable Yeah, I don't know if it was if it was I guess it would be I Yeah, I don't know if it was if it was I guess it would be I Guess I would feel more invested if it was people whose personalities I enjoyed yeah, you know Mm-hmm. I guess I would be more but then I don't know if that would just make me more uncomfortable the idea of them competing I think what would be interesting is not hurtful. Oh, yeah, it has to have brain

Well, that's the thing because it's also if it's people that are if it's the type of people that are not usually the type of people that would be on one of these shows, why would they be on the show? Right. You know, to watch them compete, it's like, I see my brain around. Lauren was on the show. And then she got duped by one of these guys. Like the Basler had always seems to get duped by someone who has ill intentions.

Yeah. Or is not there for the right reasons. He would be so interesting to see Lauren get duped by a guy has ill intentions. Yeah. Or is not there for the right reasons. He would be so interesting to see Lauren get duped by a guy. Wait, this is a comic thing on the show. Yeah, yeah, it's so mean. Like for weeks, there'll be some other reason to be on TV. Because they want to be the next bachelor or something. I want to be a bachelor in paradise.

So they, they have girlfriends back home who suddenly come up and go, what the fuck? We're, he and I have been dating for a week. But what other women have handled that well? Does the show know this or no? Maybe. Yes or no. But I think it'd be really interesting. Does the show act like they knew it

or do they act like they're surprised? It's a surprise. It's a surprise, yeah. But it would be really interesting to be a friend of yours and be watching at home going, Lauren, you fell for the, you fell for the Wabuum guy. He's the Wabuum guy in private and he's there. That's part of what it is when I'm watching the show

is that I'm like, they, wow, I think what I don't like is watching people fall in love. I think like, I'm like, oh, I think I could talk to that guy at a party and like not hate him, but there's something about watching him fall for her. I have to say, I feel so uncomfortable watching anyone kiss. I don't know how anyone does it.

You fast forward through, don't you? I actually do. I know, I feel like I was like, I fast forward through every day. I like I watch that. But I don't know how anyone ever gets together. Like the first moment where someone's like, come here. You know, especially because you can't even flirt anymore.

I have it. You used to be. I had a conversation like that with someone I was working with at one point who said, oh, it's so hard now because you can't say that. I said, you know the difference between. Everybody does. It's just everybody does. But everybody does. Every time it's like, I was like,

no, I'm the feminist who came to say. That fucking argument drives me crazy. It's like you're lying, Paul. Paul, you are a very dumb person. No, no, no, no, no. Have you ever, you have seen yourself kiss on screen, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That is really weird. It's weird. Yeah, it doesn't feel real. Seeing other people kiss, it looks like I think I like in a movie, like two attractive people in a major Hollywood motion picture, it's like this is hot to see these hot people kissing. That I see me. And it's like, yeah.

Usually the people that I have to do it with are also friends of mine or friends because they're people like that. Yeah, so it's been Natasha Lajero or Cool Up's Good Friend. You know, like it's Howard. Yes. The only stranger was Abigail Spencer from that time show or whatever That was the only like stranger who we had to each eat a hot dog from opposite ends and then meet in the middle and kiss

Kiss with the hot dog in our mouth. So glad that she got canceled and she No, she was great because she hurt you. Oh my show No, but she was great because she was like, we're bonded for life because of this weird thing we had to do. You know, it was very fun. Yeah, it was very fun. She made me feel comfortable about doing it, but I hate just like, yeah, I wrote this and you have to kiss me.

It's gross. It's very weird. It's terrible. Yeah. Yeah, who, wait, who? I've had to do a handful of gross ones that are funny and then I've had to do a handful of actual ones. What were your actual ones?

Pete Holmes? Pete Holmes. John Cho. When you kissed John Cho. I mean, I know one will ever see you. Oh, that sounded like I was doing it. Yeah, I know. I know.

You were doing a little voices. I was saying we do little voices. That wasn't. So, one unfortunate timing. We can cut it out. One unfortunate timing. Let's just cut it out. Let's just cut it out.

Let's get a clean John Cho. John Cho. Wait, you can't do it. Oh no. Paul, you can't not do it. And an adult swim thing. Are you searching through your spanking? Nick Rutherford.

That's a guy in some music video. A guy in some, they might be John. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one of the first ones. I just watched it for the first time. I just watched it for the first time. It was just like tasted really bad. What is fake spit?

It's some like glycerin kind of thing. Yeah, and it was just gluesurin. Gluesurin. I don't know. There's actually been a bunch, and I actually always feel surprised that I'm ever in a situation. I just never assumed I'd have to do that.

Yeah, you always thought that you would get into acting and never have to kiss again. Like I would just be like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You can't even do that anymore. You can't even try to kiss the one and they go, come here in your face. I've played like husbands a couple times in pilots and I remember one where I had to kiss my wife and it was the first time I had kissed a smoker after not being a smoker.

Oh yeah. And that was weird. And then realizing like, oh, how many girls have I gone out with that? Like, I had to do that. There's something about it where you kind of let it go. Oh, yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah.

I've dated two smokers. And it's always gross to start. But then I just think the human drive to do that shit just must be so intense that we just, all the gross shit you just end up going like, who cares? Yeah. But then I played a husband another time where we didn't kiss. There was nothing written in there, but there was also like, there was a scene at the end where it was like,

in real life we would kiss. But then we were both kind of on the same page of like, we don't need, we're not telling us to do it, so we're not gonna do it. But then I remember thinking, it's weird. Do you know what I mean? If you're watching that, you'd be like, I don't know.

But I thought, when I don't have it. Would you miss it if it wasn't there? Yeah. But it seemed, because I remember spending a lot of time thinking, are they gonna make us do this? I'm okay if we don't have to do it.

Right. But then after it was over, I was like, oh, we probably should have, because it seemed. I think it is weird sometimes when you're in those roles and you don't have any physical. Yeah. Well, yeah, I also think it's weird when you're in for a while.

But then it was like, what ever if you're not making me do it? When you're improvving and it comes up and you do it in as always that. I've never done it in improv. No, I mean, improvising in a script. In a script. Some people will do it on stage so easily. And I'm like, I've never once been in a situation

where that had to happen to me. I tell you the story. I just want to ask about the first time I had to kiss on stage. I don't think so. I did tell that story about my creepy teacher. Oh, yeah. The guy who used to be one of his dolls. Like, you get up here and show it.

I'm dumb. Yeah, yeah. But were you just saying? Oh, the kissing during improv. Oh, yeah. But were you just saying? Oh, kissing during improv. Oh, yeah. It's like, and on screen. Like I always find it like because the moment is there and you know you should and you know you would as the person.

Yeah. But then again, it's like usually, like Janet Varney I think was in something and we were just like, we were supposed to be walking down the street, arm and arm and having a good time and we're married and it's, at that point where you're like, well, we'd would, okay, and it's just, but it is like the kind of thing where, I think it's difficult with improv because part of what makes it easier as an actor

is like talking about it beforehand and knowing it's gonna happen and be like, okay, and then we'll do that. Right, yeah. I don't know. But I find that when it- We'll do that. So when I

Look we have to take a break on but play We'll be right back break on but take a bus But pause all right, we'll be right back. All great. I don't have a feature. My name is woman. I feature my name's John Joe. All right, this comes to us from JT. Justin Timberlake, Twitter handle is Bet the Turner. Don't know what that means. Don't know.

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And the reverse, someone invents the sitcom and someone has to sing the theme song. Well, guess what, I don't like that, but. But here's the new wrinkle that we decided we would do. New rank. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do you see a take a song? You take a song title. Take a song title. You have to make up a sitcom about it then. Come up with a theme song for the sitcom. Then I think the person who came up who pitched the song title, then has to come up with the theme song

to the sitcom that the other person has invented. Interesting. OK. Again, I'm an interesting guy. So we first start with a song that exists. Yeah, and you and so. Oh, you know what? I'm sorry.

Kevin, will you play the speech music? Oh god, dammit. I just want to say thank you to the listeners for submitting these feature ideas. Okay, that's the end of my speech. Okay, good speech. Really quick, I have something to say. Can I have speech music? You want the speech music too? Shevon, play that speech music or you're going in the trash. I also really want to thank everyone who sent in suggestions because they're really helpful

for us and Shevon. Alright, thanks. Alright, who's going to come up with the song? Okay, so you play it song? You just say it song. No, you just say the song. Okay, so the song is, smells like teen spirit. Okay, and you're looking at me, so I guess I'm gonna pitch it. Okay, okay, here's my, hi guys, thank you so much for seeing me.

Sure, and for the tiny water, really appreciate it. Did you need a tiny or water? We have smaller ones. It's just a cap with water and really appreciate it. Did you need a tiny or water? We have smaller ones. It's just a cap with water and you lick it. Like a little cat? Yeah. Okay, yeah, I'd love that. You have to say meow meow.

Here you go. I'm going to need you. Meow meow meow. Thank you so much. I'm here to pitch a show. It's a half hour multi-cam, like the more cameras the better, as far as I'm concerned. Multiple cameras? Yeah, so 100 cameras.

A hundred. Oh, that's a, all right. Sort of matrix style. More than usually. They're all in a circle. Well, we said comfortable in time. We want to do more time, yeah. We want to do more time, yeah.

Of course. This is a show called Smells Like Teen Spirit. Okay, and it's about a detective who. His name is Smells. It's strangely enough is. And it's detective Smells and... And he doesn't know how to conjugate. We're already.

He sure. Yeah, I can work with that. He has no idea how to conjugate. Smells, like, teen spirit. Oh, it's Smells like comma. Smells like. I thought it was Smells like teen spirit. No, it smells like comma. I thought it was smells like teen spirit. No, no, no, no, it smells. It's conjugate.

You properly in that context. It smells like someone else named teen spirit? No, anytime he introduces himself, someone says, oh, smells like teen spirit. Got it. And why? Because he's introducing himself as detective smells, and they're like, what is that, smells? Spells?

They don't know what it is. He says, no smells. And they go, oh, smells. Like, teen spirit. Got it. Got it. I'm so what's it about? It's about a detective who, when he gets to a crime scene,

he's blind, he's deaf. But he's not until he gets to the crime scene. Yeah, once he gets to a crime scene, he's blind, he's deaf. But he's not until he gets to the crime scene. Yeah, once he gets to the crime scene, he basically knows he's at a crime scene when suddenly the lights go out. Right, right. His fingers. He says who turned out the lights.

He says who turned off the sound. His finger prints have been shorn off and he has no feeling in his fingers. He says who took away the feeling. Yes. And all he can do to solve these crimes is to smell the various bodily things that are out there, the blood, the piss, the shit to come. I love him.

But I want to know what's the theme song. So every crime involves these bodily fluids. Yes. Of course. I love it. So you have to. Philipa, I love it too. I just want to know what's the theme song? Well, you're the one who wrote it, so go ahead. I love it. So you have to... Philipa? I love it too. I just want to know what's the theme song.

Well, you're the one who wrote it, so go ahead. I thought you... No, it's... I thought Philip wrote it. Well, I guess you could do it that way. I think we wrote it together. Okay. What is this theme song? Smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smells, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell, smell your life, you gotta investigate the crime scene by smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells smells Great. All right. Now I do is-

You tell him a song. Okay. It is a song by the name of- I'm already dreading when I have to come up with it. No! Why can't I think of any sound? Hold on, I'm going to go into my iTunes. That's the perfect solution gonna go into my iTunes. That's the perfect solution.

Go into my iTunes. Go into my iTunes. Okay, this is a song called the Sun Always Shines On TV. Really? Do you wanna hear a little bit of it? No. Who sings it?

Uh-huh. No! Uh-huh. Guess no does not mean no. Whoa! Wow, the Me Too movie is caught up with you. Do we have that drop? Cut that out.

Paul, I have to say no does not mean no. All right. Hi, welcome. Hi, welcome. So, okay. So we're in a bit of a rush. We're a bit of rush. I'm his assistant and he has somewhere to be.

So I just wanted to be very clear that you need to get in and out as fast as you can. I'm now taking pictures as well, just as a test. So I'm here. All right. Will you validate my parking? Yes, I will, but I'll do that at the end. Thank you so much. Yeah.

We want to see if this is a good pitch before we start welding. Sure. I understand that. You know, and I think you will not be sorry. Interesting. Thank you for meeting with me. I understand you have a little sorry. Interesting. Thank you for meeting with me. I understand you have a little amount of time, so I will make this brief.

People who watch TV like to be reminded that they're watching TV. They also like, how do you know this? I think that's true. Is that research or? I, my personal research. I like to watch TV. I like it.

I like it. I'm reminded of it. I like it. I like it. I'm reminded of it. So do I. So do I. I love it. I love this. I love this. Can't get enough.

People also like nice weather. This I think is a very common. So you're pitching us the weather channel? That's a good idea. That's a good idea. We'll buy it. It just got sold. We need a new one.

There's the new weather channel. I'm glad you like that. Weather channel 2.0. Because there's a lot of weather channel need a new one. There's the new weather channel. I'm glad you like that. Weather channel 2.0. Because there's a lot of weather channel-y stuff going on here. Here's what else people like. They like stories about themselves. Okay. So great.

So three things. They love to be reminded they're watching TV. Yes. They love weather-related things. That's right. They love the nice weather. They love the nice weather. So.

Okay. This is the first second person television show. Oh, okay. So second person has in you're walking down the street and you think that this is, that's second person in literary, right? Yes. Yes. Okay. Go ahead.

I'm sorry. Are you talking down to him? No, I'm agreeing with you. Just the way your face was kind of taking him in. Yeah. I just can't believe I'm here. Are you talking down to him? No, I'm agreeing with the way your face. I'm kind of taking him in. Yeah, I just can't I just can't believe I'm here as all kick him out So if I look incredulous, I need to get the fuck out of here. I Get the fuck out of here and button up the back of your pants. By the way, what is this? Are you an old grandpa from the Western? You read it. You read one

I was told to wear unions. I was told to dress like Johnny Applesy for this bitch. Okay, you're right. You're right. We shouldn't be giving you a bitch. No, he said bitch. You were told to wear Lisegan. I was told to dress app, we'll see for this bitch. Okay. We'll see where it goes. I like to where you're talking to her. So go ahead. And so just to be clear, we've all lost check of what you were talking about before. It's the first second person television show. So everything that happens on the screen is addressed directly to the viewer. So everyone's looking into the camera.

All the other actors. Exactly into the camera. There's no fourth wall. There's none taken. So second person, no fourth wall. Now what about first and third? Yeah.

Are there the first walls and the third walls? Who? I don't know. Third day. So what happens is you're watching a TV show. Yep. The characters in the show say thank you for watching the TV show. Got it. It's a nice day out. Do you want to see? Got it. The camera swings around. We see the nice day outside. Great. Swing back. Love it. And it says it's always like this here.

Uh huh. There's jokes in it. No jokes. No jokes radio We wanted to pitch you a theme song for it because we love it because we love it We're not gonna buy it. We're not gonna buy it But we do want to sing you a song How about this if I buy the song yes will you buy the show? Okay? Yeah, that's a good trade Yeah, I want to cost the exact same amount. Yeah, all right. Dazzling, here we go. The sun is out. I'm talking to you. The sun is out.

I'm talking to you. Yeah. The sun always shines on TV. The sun always shines on TV. I didn't realize the sun don't shine till I bend my ass over. Well, what do you think? Get the fuck out of your office. Bye bye.

Great. All right, Paul, it's your turn to come up with a song. No, I forgot already. Yeah, look at your iTunes. It could be anything in the world. It could be literally anything. Should it be new rules? Oh, no.

Kevin? OK. Don't bring that. It's the only way to put a book shit to this show. Don't do it. Don't do it. Do it, Kevin. OK.

The song is Starway to Heaven. Hey, thank you so much gentlemen for meeting with me So great to meet. What's your name? I'm a woman. I Said gentleman. I'm so sorry. I was only directing him. I didn't see you hiding behind him. I'm a hiding woman So mr. and ma'am Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. We're married mr. and Mrs. Grondel snatch. I'm so thankful for this opportunity.

My name of course is Pizz. Um, hello Pizz. Of course it is, Pizz. I mean, of course, because I'm sure you got an email explaining my... Oh, we know everything about you Pizz. We know, and I started the first roller coaster company in America. Don't piss on my head and say it's rating. Your child prodigy.

Yeah, I did that when I was 20. That's right. But actually 30. Well, that's not true. But I won't really get into all of that, you know. Okay, got it. We'll just test you with some references. Okay, so my show that I want to pitch you,

I'm getting into TV now. Pige? We do call it a soft pige. Are you soft? I'm mad. Mad feel you. It'll make you feel your dick. I feel you.

Very soft. That was you feeling me while I have a wet hand. A course lotion on it. A course lotion. Wet hand dry. With like micro beads. Yeah. And that really sloths off a lot of the dead skin,

making it very soft. Bad for the environment. Yeah, it's those beads that don't go away. Yeah, yeah, thank you. So, Pige it. Okay, so the idea is a show called Stairway to Heaven. Okay.

Religious. Actually not. Oh. So I think it's a show about people who all are atheists. Okay. Who, when they die, they realize they, because they don't believe in God, they have to climb all the stairs to get to heaven instead of just going right out.

Sure. And so along the way, they were. So the only difference in trying to be and make a difference here on earth is you have to climb a few stairs to get to heaven. Well, I, if I may, I'm sure it's more than a few, right, Pige? Well, that's the thing. It's Pige. But it's, there's, it's a Pige that I'm making. There are hundreds and thousands of stairs. So of course, episode's galore because on every few stairs is a whole new level. So 100,000 episodes?

Could you, could be. I would say probably do that by a fifth because I think we can only make like 10. So, okay. Total? Yeah total yeah so it's great so I'll just have a beat one one episode of her season no 10 episodes of one oh 10 seasons 10 seasons of one episode okay so it's very similar to lost in that everyone's kind of struggling with their own stuff and as you climb the stairs there's different sort of platforms of of existence and they're all struggling to battle their inner demons in order to get up to heaven. What about literal demons?

Are they battling those? And of course sometimes there are literal demons that will jump out and attack. It's very similarly how you jump out from. From behind their husbands. Okay, are there on-hels or angels in this? Oh, you Hispanic? No, I am.

Oh, okay. There are on-'Lay! There are on-house and angels. So we have- Both. Well, I want to shoot it in both Spanish and English and play the Spanish and Spanish speaking countries. I already got a few English in the lab.

I'm really excited. Why don't you reverse that? Play the English and Spanish speaking countries and vice versa. Well, because people wouldn't really understand it. Exactly. They have to do a little research. Okay. I think it's great.

So, would you guys want to buy it? Hmm. Do we get to the end? At the end, everyone gets to heaven, and it's clear. It's going to be very clear what the whole allegory was in that it's very blatant that it is just climbing the stairs to heaven because you do not believe in God. Do not believe in God, yes. Okay. That's right. Thank God. Well, I don't know that I want to buy it, but I the stairs to heaven because you do not believe in God. Do not believe in God, yes, okay. That's right, okay.

Thank God, well, I don't know that I want to buy it, but I definitely want to sing it. I want to sing about it. There's a lady. I know. I know, you're right. No, let's sing the real song. Please, because I can't get the rights of that song

and I can get the rights of the title, but just need to be a different song. Okay, here we go. I'll start. This is a beautiful du, but just need to be a different song. Okay, here we go. I'll start. This is a beautiful duet. Here we go. And I'll start it. Great.

I never thought that I could believe in anything. I never thought that I would afford a piano for my home. But I bought a piano, and you can buy one too. Come on over to my piano store, it's We got pianos for you. Pianos for two. Pianos for you, be anos for two. Be anos for Jews. Please buy pianos from us. We're the piano, brothers, and we have

be anos for you. Be anos, be anos. Be anos for you, Piano's, Piano's, Piano's for you! What do you think? Did I say Piano at some point? Because I don't remember saying that. Did we make you upset, honey? I just didn't, I just don't remember saying. Mommy, were we bad?

Okay. It's Pizz. Is were we bad? I thought you were making a short for Pizziano. No, it's short for Pizzazz. Oh, sorry. I guess, do you want to buy my show? No.

We want to be singers. Give that up, yes. Okay. You can. And we want to sell pianos for Jews. It's so specific. Well, get out.

Get out. Okay. And Mr. and Mrs. do you want to see your next? Yes, send her in, please. Send her in. Or him. It's a man.

Okay, send him in. Oh, that was too him. It's a man. Okay, send him in. Oh, that was too close. Woof. Hello. Hi, where were you? Were you just crying laughing or were you having sex? A little bit of both of them, Alice. Thanks for hiding behind me while we did that, by the way.

Cool. I wanted to ask you for something special. You were. Please, yeah, whatever you want. Whatever you want, sir. You seem like a trustworthy soul. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I am going as a parts party.

And I need a good song about everything good. Hey, where are you from? Yeah, is that? Hawaii. You're from Hawaii. Do you have any parties? Hey, boys. Sing a song about having parties, please.

Please, sing a song about having parties. Party, party, when the party begins. It seems like it'll be fun. Oh, a party. Parties are some gin and some tonic for you. I only brought tonic, but that's okay because some people don't drink. Some people don't drink. They stink. The people who don't drink. Hey, what's down there?

Don't drink in your living room, is it? Grand piano! I'm super psyched. Can we sell you a piano? A new piano makes a room sing. Pianos, pianos, rewaters are pianos, pianos. Pianos for you. That's perfect for me. Okay, that's all the time we have. Wow.

Wow. Listen, I want to say I had a good time, I had a great time, and I had a grand time. I have a grand piano time. I have a piano time. I'm very thankful that we talked about stuff that made sounds for a full hour. Do you want your theme song? Yeah. You want to make a speech?

I just really appreciate what we've all done. The way that we all come to this table, honest, bare, willing to share, it's so great. You are nude. Yeah, I'm bare and ready to share. Ha ha ha. OK, we'll see you next time, bye. Oh my god, it's time.

Let's see myself. See you guys in the middle of the night. Okay, we'll see you next time, bye! you