Threedom - Threevisiting: Nude vs Naked

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: In another special edition live from the St. Paul hotel room, The Threedom Boys discuss tipping, sleepovers and play Actor Switch. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Oh, you're bad. Yeah, I'm a bad boy. I'm the bad boy of freedom. Hi, everyone. We're coming to you from St. Paul's. You're yelling freedom. Yeah. Give us free.

We're in St. Paul. We're still in the hotel room that we recorded the last episode in and literally in the 60 seconds in between us recording these episodes, the little wicked child starts shouting again. And Paul'sream shot. Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared. I would be if I was a little kid and you came up to me and said, shut up. Oh, I love to inspire fear that lasts forever in her. And you're captain, Pat. Yeah.

I look official. Yeah. I do look like security of the fraud. She knows. She doesn't know what security wears. It's a little girl. I don't think so. She would.

Yeah. It sounds like a little girl. It's in what way? Screamy about dolls and yeah, she's like, I have a lot of girls. My buddy goes. Well, we're here in St. Louis. Sorry, we're in St. Paul, Minnesota.

The weather is bleak. It looks cloudy and gray. It's been every single place that we've been to on this tour has been incredibly hot and the theater's having incredibly hot. But this is not hot. But this is the one sit and it'll be hot in Chicago when we go there tomorrow.

No. But this is the one place where it's for some reason gloomy. Yeah. And the weather last night was not frightful. It was delightful. Delightful. The weather last night was perfect. In sightful.

Yes. And we're here in Kevin and Ryan's hotel room. And Shavin over here is looking at us laying a Kimbo on their beds. Yeah. Yeah, that must be weird for them. Hey, you're going to be 65 in Chicago tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Are you going to get how's getting you to like do something after we leave? Okay. So I could just like, I never want on this. Okay. Thank you. You start farting. Let me ask you. Let me ask you question hotel people. What? Yep. Do you like to get the room serviced every day? If if I'm here

for two days, I don't bother. Me neither. It's three then. Yes. I will go like a week without getting the room. I'll go a few days at a time. I'll get new towels. Maybe look, I go a week at my house without getting a service. So it's not that weird. I like to I like to just not have them bother, you know, and because I don't care. Do you leave tips? Yes, always. Of course.

You must. You must. You must. I didn't know that that was even a thing until Kulopp, who used to have the job of servicing rooms. That was late. That was a late realization for me too. That was late for me too.

I didn't know that and then I felt kind of bad. And sometimes I forget. I also think, and it's been a long education of like who gets tipped and who doesn't. You know, and it's always a question of like, do we tip them? I think all tips should be abolished. Yeah, because it's just confusing. Or you should tip every single person in your life for everything. But you think all tips should be abolished in favor of people getting paid more or just

you want to get rid of the tips. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of the tips. No, no, no, no, everyone should get paid with their worth or there should never be a question about it where just like we tip Ryan after he records us. We tip Kevin for, you know, like every single like we hung out last night. We should tip us for being on your show. That's what I mean. We, like, we, we, last night, we hung out and we all had dinner. We should all tip each other.

Did you get all steamed up? I did not hear you shout. It didn't. Anyway, I like to hybridize stuff like that. And I have like at points. I've wanted to do something regarding that like write something or a tip guide or something like that because I'm an investor. I got maybe funny sort of but also factual thing. I think it's something that I would really like to have, but it would require me to do a lot of research because I still get confused all the time about whether I should or not in certain situations.

Like, if you have a company car, like if you're given a business, that's a car for you. Yes. And they take you to the airport. Do you tip them? I often do because I feel rude and not tipping them, but then I've been told you don't have to because the company tips them. No, the company.

Yeah, but it depends who tells you that you don't have to tip them because one time, I remember one time being told, like, you don't tip the owner at a bar. If the owner is behind the bar and he's serving drinks, if he's the owner, he's getting on the profits, you don't tip him. How would you know? Well, that's the thing. And I asked, well, yeah, but you would know if you go there a lot. If you go there a lot.

Yeah. And so I asked a friend of mine who was a part owner in a bar, and I said, I heard that you don't tip the owner and this guy said, I think you tip based on the service, no matter who it is. Right. But people have different beliefs about that then. They do, but here's the thing. People's beliefs are always, anything contrary,

is always a justification to not tip. It's not tip. Yeah. So he was saying you don't have to tip. Because this guy thought he shouldn't have to tip. Because this guy thought he shouldn't have to tip. Because if the owner is making all the money, but he presented it as if it was a known piece of etiquette. Right. And I was a gullible idiot. And I fucking swallow that shit up like babies food. Yeah. And then I felt like a real fool. Well, and then it was like

nail salons. You definitely should tip. But when I read a whole article about how they really need the tips because they get paid, especially in New York, there was like a whole expose about it, but they get paid so little that it's like offensive. And that's my whole point is like, we should be paying people more like the people who service the rooms. We don't know how they do. How, you know, like, we don't know how they do, how, you know, like, we don't know how they do.

We don't know if they're doing it well because we're gone. We're not in the hotel anymore, so it's not based on service. But it's if you, it's if you've used them for like a week and it's coming in. Yeah, do you come in the back of the upside down?

Here's a question. Here's a question. Here's a question. Do you tip every time they come in the room, or do you tip at the end? Because that only one person gets it, and it might be a different person. Hopefully they pull it.

But I mean, this is what I'm saying about tips are an imperfect system. And then there's the thing where I've had terrible service at both of the restaurants we've been to on this trip. But I can't, I feel like I still have to tip 25%. Yeah. Everywhere I go. I mean, for me, it's not to me, it's not to give a bad tip.

Something would have to be extraordinarily bad. This person actively is trying to ruin my day. Well, I didn't do this in complain corner last episode, but can I tell you about the last? Let's reopen the complain corner. Play the jingle. Panda playing to do. She was so nice. I have to say she was so nice.

I'm not going to say what hotel it was, but I ordered breakfast. And she was very bright and cheery, but I had a complicated order. And she didn't write it down. And the whole time I'm saying it, I'm like, she should be writing this down. She came back for clarification because she forgot half of it. I clarified it. And then the food was wrong. Now, you like to order, your standard order is you want to bowl a oatmeal with a little

moat cut in the center. And then you want coffee inside that and then floating on the coffee. Yes. Floating on the coffee, you want like just a little bit of scrambled egg in a shape of a boat. And then the flag should be a toothpick with an orange wedge on the sausage should be islanders or a knife that looks like a fork, but it's really a knife and a spoon that looks like a knife.

It's easy. I can remember this. And then you want the plate to have written in icing, my king, here you go. Oh, my king, here you go. And so what part did she fuck up? Oh, Mildon have a moat. The ingredients and the thing that I was asking for. Oh, shit.

You know, like all the specifics, she just like gave me whatever. Like it wasn't like she got the thing air-ordered wrong, but like all of the ingredients are wrong. What you order, what you want. I know this is so mysterious. It was harder to use the liquor. It was a, okay, so it was like an old liquor.

It was an eggscramble. And I said I wanted egg whites. Right. And I wanted, let me see if I can, okay, you tell me, and then I'm gonna see if I can remember everything. Here's, here's what I'm gonna do. Can I get the eggs scrambled with egg whites,

spinach, mushrooms, bacon, sausage? And then she said, well, you could get it with everything. Do you want the tomatoes and do you want the other vegetable? I forget what it was. I was like, no, no, I just want the mushrooms in the spinach. So you want egg whites scrambled with mushrooms in spinach, tomatoes, potatoes.

Honestly, think about this. I already lost what you said. And I would be what also is happening is that I don't know you. And so I'm thinking 20 other things about you about the situation. I'm on the phone. I'm imagining you nude. I'm like, this guy is probably nervous. Yeah, it's public speaking.

So what I got was not egg whites. She by the way came back and browns. Oh, here's the other one. Here's the egg whites. Egg whites. Andy Elbarty comes with cheese and I said, could I have fed that instead of the listed cheese, right? It's feda.

The list of cheese. Instead of Swiss cheddar, whatever was listed, I said is it possible to get feda? So she walked away and then like a minute later came back and said it was Swiss cheese, right? And I said no, it was no, it was feda and she went, oh yeah, of course. And then it came with regular egg yolks. I would honestly, if I were a server, I would thrive. I'm writing it down. I would love writing it down.

You get your little paper, you get your little pen. You have no questions. You don't fuck it up. You are able to tell the person exactly what it is. No one, I never think it's cool that you're not writing it down. Even if it all turns out perfect, I'm like, I think we've talked about the four. I think we have. I don't know. It's a weird pressure thing that restaurants put on people. It's stupid. It doesn't make any sense for restaurants want people to remember it. I don't think restaurants do every restaurant. I think Paul did tell us there are some restaurants

where like the look is like, don't write that shit down. Look like you know, I don't think it's ever the server's idea. Like why would it be, you know? I think this place was just she didn't, she wasn't carrying a thing. Was this here someplace else? This was in Kansas City. In Kansas City. So I think it was just she, I think every experience

I've ever had with it is a server is lazy, doesn't have their book and is like, I'll just remember it. I've never, they didn't see you coming man. Yeah, well, I'm like, I'm complicated. Or well, also, you know, I feel like it's one of those places where people just order whatever, you know, like I'll have this thing. They don't modify. Yeah, they don't expect someone to come in and like want egg whites or fall out of the Kansas city. Steve adore.

You're like, I'm from LA and I want egg whites, spinach mushrooms, no tomatoes. From Kansas City, give me the KC bladder buster. And then I went to my place and I was like, I'm from LA and I want avocado toast, I'm a millennial. And they're like, shit. I was like, this tastes like an ass.

Wait, the lady was staring at you. Do you think it's because she recognized you? No, I think she was like, just watching me. I had a local oddball. Yeah, watching me. I think she was watching me. And then I think I, Did you always feel like that?

I always feel like someone's watching me. Somebody. Thank you, Rockwell. But I, yeah. I was feeling like somebody's watching me. Yes, we have Michael that's the episode. Yes, that was a close

episode. I didn't even realize I was Michael Jack. Yeah, he was so ex-ammit. It was so exciting when that song came out. I remember it was so

exciting when I heard that he was a molester because I was like, please. You love him. You keep defending him. You are the one person my life who I have to fight with. I remember staying up all night on somebody's watching me eve.

The song's going out tomorrow. It's going to be out tomorrow. I can't sleep. He probably is thinking about me too. I'm not my sweet rock well talking. I'm Scott. I'm 14 and I'm thinking about Michael Jackson. And he's somewhere thinking about me. No, okay, sh'll tell. Come on. I'm serious. It is disgusting and I do not like him anymore. Okay. You can like his...

No. His actions. You don't have to like him, but you don't have to love what he did. Oh my God. Did we talk about that? The Nick Cave essay that he wrote about Morrissey? Yeah, about Morrissey. Yeah. No. I did. He's a care.

By the way, he's wait, no, do we talk about it around here? Yeah. We did talk about it on you. You could say it again. Well, just just the fact that he feels, you know, because Morrissey's like gone into the alt right and he's like, we can still enjoy Morrissey's music because it once you release it I don't feel a song belongs to you and to the artist anymore belongs to the world and it's so tight wrapped up in your experiences and your memories. I thought Morrissey said that.

No, no, I remember that. That was a thing about Morrissey. He's like, I don't want to be cancelled. I don't want to be cancelled. I don't want to be cancelled. I want to live forever, even though I'm alright. But anyway, I'm in. A pep is a frog. Don't cancel me.

It came also wrote a really incredible essay about grief, which you should look at. Oh, yeah. That was intense. It was. I think the game is a cool dude. I really love his writing. I mean, like his songs, I have all of his records and I like them, but he's not like a

super favorite of mine. But man, the essay's he writes for. Yeah, I don't even know. Yeah, he's very emotional and touching stuff that he's written because his son passed away. Oh, that's horrible. Old-wussy. But people write to him, he'll sometimes respond to them. And there was a son was young. And that what happened.

I don't remember. Do you guys all want to close our eyes while we do this? We're like just laying at a bed. It's real. I turn off that lamp. It truly is Closing your eyes. I turn off that lamp. It truly is like where I'm sleepover. And we're just like, at a certain point, one of us will stop talking and then there will be silence for 10 minutes.

So what are you guys watching on Netflix? I've been watching Black Mirror on the airplanes because I've been trying to download Fleabag from Amazon Prime and episode one, certainly downloaded, and I watched it. But episode two, anytime I click the download button, just spins and spins forever. I don't know what to do. Wait, I just tell you a story. This is my name. We have so much time. So a couple of few years ago, I went on a bachelor party. I want to, I want to, I'm like a bachelor party,

trip to Vegas with, with a co-ed group. And the way it shook out with the rooms for some reason me and this other guy were sharing a room. We had two beds and he's married and it was truly just a fun zone You put in cell in the friends zone. I put in cell in the friends zone. And so we didn't care. Like we were like, whatever, we'll just share a room. Like we've known each other a long time. And when we were falling asleep,

it was the funniest thing because we were like talking. And then we were like, we both have like partners. Like we started laughing so hard because he was like, my wife, like, why am I talking to you in this room? And not my wife, like, what is happening? This is so weird. We are adults, like, why didn't we just get separate room? It was like, true, like we were being cheap or something,

like everyone was sharing a room and so it just worked out. But like, we were cracking up because it was so random and weird and that just doesn't happen in life, normally. But it is very straight. On the next leg of the tour, we should all be in one room. No thing. Oh, no.

I've done it with Wild Horses, but we're at a point now where we all want our own room. Like, we did it for a while, because it's like fun, and then we were like, all right, dude. All right, fun's over. Yeah. Right, but Shavin over here in Ryan, over somewhere, I guess he's taking a shit.

Well, we're recording the episode. Well, that's probably your fault that they're in a room together. I fall. Yeah, look at the mirror on that one. You think they begged for it? It's their responsibility to book their own trap. Well, then yeah, that saves you money. I mean, it's totally reasonable.

It's so strange. They love it. It's not even about the month. Shubin, do you guys stay up talking as you fall asleep? You do. It's natural. About the month. Shubbend, do you guys stay up talking as you fall asleep? You do. It's natural. About your hopes and dreams? I haven't shared a room with somebody that was not Janie in a very long time.

Yeah, it's very funny when you're doing that. And you're like, what is happening? Last time I did it. Last time. I was way too old for it. It was at South by Southwest. And I, without thinking, I kind of was like, someone was saying that they didn't have a lot of money and that, you know, South by Southwest was only going

to pay for the flight and not a hotel. And I was like, oh, yeah, well, just, you know, I have a room. I'm sure I have an extra bed in my room if you ever need a place to crash or whatever it turned into crashing the entire time with me. And I was just like, this is not a relaxing trip for me. I feel like adults should know that you can't just crash on someone's room. You know, if your room is paid for by somebody else, it's still like, that's what you got. I just, I just remembered the last time that I shared a hotel room.

Oh God, what was it? It was, this was a long time ago. And it was long, long time ago. Bob Oh, why? Why? We did. It was my, do you mind? Do you mind crashing in my room with me? It was. Could you step out? I want to take it. It was me and Bob and David Cross. They were doing stand up at the punchline. They asked me to open up to them. We're sharing a bed. No, no, no. They asked me to open for them. To them, we're sharing a bed.

No, no, no. They asked me to open for them. They got separate rooms, but they, I did not have a room for some reason. I can't remember why this happened, because I had money to get my room. I don't, I don't remember what the circuit was. Why did this happen?

But Bob, so Bob was in the bed and I was in like a trunc- Tuesday with me. You're a trundle. What? No. How old were you? Oh, is it my 30s? Yeah.

Yeah, it was weird. It was weird. That's so funny. It's like, I feel like I've been in a handful of those situations all to save like a few hundred bucks that I feel like in the moment, it's so awkward that it would just be better. I don't know. I think it was that the, the, the, the, the, so awkward that it would just be better. I don't know. I think it was that. The, the, the, the, the club was putting them up,

but they weren't paying to put me up. Right. And so Bob offered that. So I would still make money, you know. Instead of just, I wouldn't like lose money on a hotel room, you know. Right. So what weird things happen?

What'd they do? Well, it was just me and Bob. They was not there. know. Right. So what weird things happen? What they do? Well, it was just me and Bob. David was not there. Ah, but I remember Bob asking me who my favorite comedian was. And I can't remember who I said. But I remember. I remember. I didn't know. It looks like he even not yet. Once everyone likes him, um, bill caused, but I said, but that's, that's also like a question that always paralyzed me because it always makes me think I'm supposed to mention somebody modern like that's working at the time or whatever. I don't know.

I always feel like, you know, I give a dumb answer to that. And so I said whoever it was, I don't know, Kevin Meaney. I have no fucking idea. And then Bob said, That's not right. My favorite Woody Allen. And I remember having that feeling of like, Oh, I said the wrong thing.

I said, my answer was dumb and his was the smart answer. But that's not a comedian. Yeah, he did stand up. He did stand up, but, you know, for such a brief time. He has like three albums, I think. I guess I'll go down. I'm gonna put some money in. I don't wait to hear you. Scarlett, you and I have to listen together. So weird. The remote been like the remote. I just, you know, psychoanalysis. It's so it's it's what we do

We mentioned they love they mentioned Michael Jackson tools Every episode in every episode of this podcast Forever we always do you somehow lead us into it though you that's not true. Oh, Lauren. You're the pied piper No The pied did you have a lot of sleepovers when you're a kid? Oh, yeah, you loved the pied piper. No. I'm the pied piper. Did you have a lot of sleepovers when you were a kid? Oh, yeah. You loved it, right? All the time.

What is the best? That's thrilling about it. It's so fun. You could talk all night. Yeah. I would have sleepovers with all my different close friends, but then all like my best friend and I who I've talked about, Natalie,

from like age five to now. I mean, we don't have sleepovers now, but like in our 20s we did, but like, it's just fun. And we'll travel together and share a bed. I don't care. It's like, it's like very different with your old friend. Fucking travel together share bed, who gets a fuck. But sleepovers were so great.

We'd like get in the bed and like talk about everything and like then have pancakes in the morning. I remember, I remember having a sleepover at my best friend's house when we were in what, like seventh grade, eighth grade something like that. Yeah, I was seventh grade. Hey. She was there.

It's like, why And you were there? So I'm like, wow, you were praising it. And I remember that his mom, my friend, Eric's mom, who was this cool lady, her name was Sibyl. And she was, this was a great period because she was divorced. She remarried this fucking creep who was such an awful, awful creep. But I remember him, my friend and I one time I sleeped over his house and we were brushing our teeth. We were making noise in the bathroom

and he came up from his bedroom and slapped my friend on the side of the head. Oh my God. Like, furious that we were making noise. With no warning. And it was just like, well, we're fucking kids having a sleepover. Like this is what happens. You know, imagine slapping someone else's kid. It was I was as much as I can imagine slapping someone else's kid. He's like to stepson. Oh, that's shitty. You know what I mean?

And he did not raise this kid. Like he was new in this in this relationship. That's scary. Yeah. And so then she divorced that guy. And then he left the house. Like he was new in this relationship. That's scary. Yeah. And so then she divorced that guy and then he left the house. And so then there was this great period where, you know, they had that house and the creepy guy wasn't there and it was fucking great. That she was getting an album. And then his mom started dating this cool guy

who was just like the polar opposite, just like the best guy and was great to hang out with. And that was like towards the end of our time being friends, great school friends. But there was a few of us, there was like a handful of boys, like five boys, and we're having the sleep over. Probably there was birthday or something like that. and we're having the sleepover. Probably for birthday or something like that. And I remember we were looking at like an album cover of some female singer and it was like a really hot cover, like very sexy cover.

Pat Benatar. And we were all of it, I mean, maybe. I know the cover. And we got, and she caught us looking at it and like making, like she called me making some little comment or some, making some lude face or something like that, which was very out of character for me. Was it something like boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, And Chesos. And so the guys all saw that she was standing behind me

before I saw, and it was like this, I was very embarrassed, but she was very sweet about it. But then she was kind of like, she was like, hey, what about this album? Look at this Melissa Manchester album, and there's like this other. Oh, crying, oh, love. But I forgot about that, and then years later, it was like, she. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, love. But it was like, I forgot about that.

And then years later, I was like, she was like, you know, it was. She was trying to facilitate something. I don't know. She was like, yeah, I'll help you. I'll help you dudes out, you know? Like I'll wear. This is embarrassing.

Wait, she was trying to get. She's trying to be like sex is fine. Like, you're also trying to hurt her, right? Oh, yeah, absolutely. 100%. Like, I don't think I knew, I don't think I realized I had a crush on her, but she was really cool.

Ah. No. That's interesting. You had a crush on the mom. But I don't think I realized it. Like, when I think about it now, I think that I did. Yeah, I was a confusing.

Have you looked her up on Facebook? No. Look it up, Scottie. Look it up. Okay, I've had this memory with Cible. Oh, but what's the last name? Get both of those memories on my Pog and Pobble. It was Cible Pibble for, I'm on one bed,

they're on the other. I guess I'll ignore you. I've had this memory in my mind of a basement. He's in therapy right now. We're the therapist. Okay, I've always wondered what the circumstances of this were, but I remember being younger and I was with my brother and I was in a basement somewhere of a house. I don't know and my and we were I think there were other kids and the other kids were like well our dad has playboys in this basement oh shit and so we looked at these playboys for a while so that's one memory and then you

try to figure out what was that well hold on on. So then the other memory is that the other memory is that I was in their in in in this house in the like foie where they kept a TV. And I was watching the movie scavenger hunt. Sure. And my parents were like we have to go we have to go and it was like 15 minutes before the end. I was like it's almost ending. And they were like we don't care. Let's go. And I would like search the TV guide for years after that, trying to find this movie. Oh, dude. Like a replay of this movie so I can see the end, right?

Wrong. Let me just say. I didn't do that. Let me just say that I got a blue ray of scavenger on recently and I watched the end. Oh, closure. What? And how was it?

How many years did it last? That was this. It's fine, but I, but a year. So it turns out that it turns out and this is this is when I was 12 because I just found out where I was because I was talking to my mom. I was a real spacecraft. Do you think it was ironic that you were on a hunt to find the ending to scavenger hunt? So I was 12 years old. So that would be 30. I'm sorry. But I found out where I was because I was talking to my mom about being on tour and we were

just in the east in Rhode Island and everything. I was like, we went through Rhode Island, didn't we? And my mom said on our trip when I was 12 and she said, yes. And then she said, I said and but did we ever go to Virginia She goes no we didn't oh she goes wait a minute no we did go to Virginia because it's for lovers because our relatives live there and We went to dinner. She goes maybe you don't remember this, but we went to dinner there and They they got really drunk and kept fucking up the dinner and wouldn't like kept forgetting

to turn the oven on and everything and it went three hours and you guys kept like coming upstairs going like we're really hungry where's and your relatives are just trashed and I suddenly put it together that that's the house and And I was like, oh my, I remember it now. And so I've always wondered like, where the fuck was that that I was in this basement? That's where I was. I figured it out. I wonder where I was when I was in the basement. There was this girl that I was friends with in high school.

It was like a new-ish friend to me. And it was always fun because her parents had recently gotten divorced or her mom had recently gotten divorced or her mom had recently gotten divorced from her stepdad. And the house was like really big, but there wasn't really any furniture in it. And I looked back at it and I think, because I always thought it was fun to go there, because we would have all this room to make up dances and stuff. And we were always over there.

And that's where I learned about ramen and I loved ramen noodles. And because they always had a ton of it. And there was like a big yoga ball because like throw at each other. And just their cupboards. This is what I'm saying. Like I look back and I realized, oh, she was going through a very hard time. The dad took a lot of the furniture. She didn't have much support.

She got to get that. She got ramen for the kids all the time. She's really going to pay for the more you probably. And I truly was like, we could do whatever you want here. This is so awesome. And looking back, I feel like, whoa, that was crazy. My understanding of it was so skewed, obviously.

But I mean, that's so cool that like obviously, probably the mom was worried about what impact is this gonna have on the kids, you know? And instead, it's like kids have just a naturally optimistic way of looking at the things. Yeah, we were having a lot of fun and there were, she had little siblings who were like way younger from like the mom's second marriage

and we always babysit them and play with them. I mean, I loved going over there. It was always a great time. She go now. I will. Okay, we have to take a break. We'll be right back. We're back.

We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're we're Paul. Same Paul. And so we have Kavanaugh slumber party episode. We're all on the bed. The lights are off. Lauren.

And her hoodie. And then I do all the way around her head. She looks like Elliott or ET or a combination. My god. We're getting really dark in here. Super dark in here. It's getting dark in here.

So keep on all your clothes. Keep on. Yeah. I don't want to be stumbling around nude in this room with you guys. Nude, that's right. It's my choice. Yeah. Wait, is naked not a choice?

Naked is not a choice. Nude means you had clothes. You decided to go. Really? Yes. really naked is just they were stripped from you. Naked means look, I don't know how you got that way, but it was not your idea. I don't know. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. I think it is true.

I think it is true. So do you think a striker is nude? A striker's nude for sure. Not naked. No, anyone is true. I think a striker is nude. A striker's nude, for sure. Not naked. No, anyone is naked. Someone has forcibly removed their clothes. I think naked is, I think nude is always naked. I think that is insane.

I think nude is always naked, but naked is not always nude. Wow, so you like nude. I love it. Would you ever go to a nudeist colony? I've no never ever. I think nude is a hilarious word. Would you ever go to like something like a spa where you have to walk around naked? Have you talked about this? I don't like that. Yeah, you know, I mean, I've been to places like that, but I keep a towel on her robe or whatever. I don't What?

What did you guys doing that? It's funny. Yeah. Yeah. I see you guys going there occasionally. Like, cool up will tell me about. Pleasure. We talked about this because like when you run into somebody you know, we talk about that. It's so weird.

Yeah. Um, it's less weird for women. I know that's probably not true. It's like a matter and because you're less horny. No, I actually don't even know what I mean. I'm just thinking for women. I, or no, that's probably not true. It's like, it's not a matter. Because you're less horny? No, I actually don't even know what I mean. I'm just thinking about my own perspective. It's probably equally, it might be less weird for guys because I feel like guys are more naked around each other in like locker rooms and like, shit.

I do think it's weird. Unless I just have that idea for like movies or something. And I have this image. Like gym locker rooms is stuff. There's always people around. I think it's weird that like, we force 12 year old boys to be naked. You do. We don't do that. Scott, the two of you, I'm saying, what when was it forced? Like you had Jim at school.

Yeah, Jim class. I think they tell you they tell you on your first day and Jim class, they're like, look, you guys are going to have to be naked with each other because you're going to be sweating and you have to shower after class. And you guys are just going to have to get each other because you're gonna be sweating and you have to shower after class. And you guys are just gonna have to get used to it and don't be a pussy and, you know. We didn't have showers until high school as far as I recall. So did you not like in your gym class?

We just sweat and then smelled bad from what I can remember. No, we were. In my clothes back on, I was like, whatever. I think it's really weird because like some have pubes some don't Some are more developed everyone's just like What you're pondering

I'm like on the bed Repose like Mike above my mouth as if I'm you're taking your memoirs. And I just think it's so much 12 year old boys have some have you some don't. There was some who had a cute cute

cute. This could only dream of having the pubes that's a boy. And you look at them and you wonder when did they come in and do they notice? And are they cast for heaven? Or will they suddenly have a bunch? Will my whole body be put out soon by these pubes? I am twelve at the hour to come. But I am now the whole thing. I new considering what it was like when I was 12 years old boys.

I remember that. They made from this all the way with their balls as they dangle with their gym shorts, barely descended from their bodies. But you're also supposed to be like teaching you skills that you have to deal with in your adult life. I think we've established they don't do that. But you know, you're not constantly have to be naked with every person you know.

Fuck no, man. So then why bother? Private showers. It is easier to be naked with people that you are not going to see every single day of your life. It is unfair to make kids have to be naked by each other. I think it's weird. I think it's like almost childhood. Just asking for bullying. Yeah. I just found these for it. I remember being uncomfortable with having to change by the lockers in my locker

room as a kid. It was weird. It's weird for girls too. Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying it's too much pressure. It's too much pressure to be fabulous. I think every I think in in junior high and high schools, there should be one private locker changing room and shower for every child. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. It's way out that much to ask if you consider like stalls with a fast, fuck free college, we should do this first. Yes, exactly. However, I feel like you don't only hear kids complaining about this.

Well, because they're too, they're too, shush, shush, shush. Shush, shush, shush. They're too fucked up from the experience. It scars them for life. When I took a cross country train trip, there was a shower on the experience, it scars them for life. When I took a cross country train trip, there was a shower on the train, because it's a three day trip.

Right. And, but it's not, you don't know like I was showering you're a little compartment. No, when I took my cross country train trip when I was 23, I assumed it was like the 40s and 50s. Yeah, like you said, I was eating, where you have your own room. Yeah. Wait, it was like the 40s and 50s. Yeah, like I was seeing where you have your own room. Yeah.

Wait, so what was it? It's like an airplane. You're sitting there. What? You're sitting there next to someone. What can you pay more and have a bed? Yeah, I had a private compartment, but you had one. It's essentially the private compartment is like a little, it's like a little room with

two chairs in it and a sliding door that you can close. And then you push the chairs together to make the bed. That's whack attack. It's whack attack. That's not enough room or comfort for days. It's really suck. But it's better than what I had to do, which is basically sleep upright in an airplane seat

next to an old woman who constantly wants to talk to me. And you normally prefer to sleep upright in your coffin at home. That was a bright coffin. In the dirt of your homeland. I, the last night of the trip, I did not realize I had not booked the same fair class. And so I had to go to a chair and it was actually better than the bed. Oh, really? Yeah, it really was. Well, because you're not given the idea that you might get comfortable. Yeah, like there's some part of you chair was comfortable enough like that bed sucked.

When we went to Australia, I was in the back row of the plane. I believe you were in first class. God. Thank you very much. I wanted everyone to know. I was in the back row of the plane by the bathroom I wanted everyone to know I was in the back row of the plane by the bathroom and next to a man who was in the seat next to me. And I it was just two seats on the side of the plane. I was on and I curled into a I took a pill to knock myself out. I curled into a ball. It was like a melatonin by the way. I don't like I don't know what pill you might be thinking.

I took and then I curled up as tight as I possibly could and I got up maybe two times in 20 hours. Yeah. And it was fine. You're able to do that though. That's right. I I can't sleep on a plane unless I'm flat. Flat on my ass. I sleep. I can sleep in any plane situation, but it's uncomfortable. I'm not happy about it.'d rather be flat, but I can't sleep that's why I'm saying you can't even fall asleep I can't fall asleep like a in Thailand I was like as tired as I was in your socks are so fluffy that they look like Go ahead take a bite. Your socks are so fluffy.

These are like marshmallows. I mean, nude. Semi nude. These are semi nude socks. Not naked. They were not stripped from me. Let me see if I can find a different scene nude and naked.

Okay. Nude, definition, central. When I was on that train, did I tell you about that train trip? How the old woman I did. Oh, no, I'm talking about the old woman. So the old woman next to me, I brought a book. I remember it was a carry grant biography. I was in the reading.

I was in the reading. So you thought that'll keep you engaged for days or hours? I was in the reading biographies from like old movie stars at the time. Uh-huh. And I had my headphones and I guess I wonder if it was it was it was probably a disc man. Okay. And I sit down.

I have a couple of pleasant, you know, exchanges with the woman that I'm going to be next to for three days. I like Harry Grant as well. I want to hear all about his biography. Nothing about what I was interested in reading in or like, oh, that looks like a good book. Nothing about that, right? Wow. So I just have a few pleasantries that I exchange of like, oh, were you going where, you know,

all that kind of stuff. And then I thought, okay, we're done, right? I put on the disc, man. I start reading my book while I'm listening to music. Five, five seconds later, tap, tap, tap. Something must be wrong, right? Did you get to the part where he does LSD? What about the part where he did the black and white film? So I know.

It almost isn't there. No, just that part. Tap, tap, tap. I'm thinking either something's wrong or she wants to ask me about the book or something. It's just more, I take off my headphone, she's like, so in Milwaukee, are you going to, she just wants to have more small talk. That's literally the rudest thing I've ever heard. And I just was like, I. It's your day.

Uh, yeah. Sure. And I just was like, I... Picture day. Yeah, sure. And I put the headphones back on. Tap, tap, tap. She still taps me. She just wants to have a conversation. She wanted to have a conversation the entire three days I was on that train. But very intermittently.

When you put in change your seat. No, couldn't change a seat. And so I ended up just doing things like they would announce that there was a movie in the movie car, which was just like an empty train car with a 12-inch. We did talk about the movie car. So I went and watched Dennis the Menace for no reason.

Was there a smoking car? No, we talked about this in line at Pepe's. So people have a nice. We talked about it in line at Pepe's. Yes. So everyone who told us we should not have gone there. You know what people, I want to complain about that. So we went to Pepe's pizza and whatever.

Play corn, too. We'll put it back up. Play the jiggle. Complain corners back open. Got time to complain, go Bingdong. OK, this is in Providence. No. New Haven.

New Haven, New Haven. Every, first of all, multiple people told me to go to Pepe's. So the point that I put it on my calendar, eat at Pepe's. I didn't know what the fuck that was. But I was like, don't forget that because you're going to be wondering where to go. PEPA. So the point that I put it on my calendar, eat at PEPA's. I didn't know what the fuck that was, but I was like, don't forget that because you're gonna be wondering where to go. Just eat at PEPA's.

Just eat at PEPA's. So I put it on my calendar. Then we all were going to PEPA's. We get in line. It's a whole fucking thing. We eat there, it's good. We leave. Everyone I posted about it.

Then we start getting all these comments and messages with people sending links to articles about PEPA being a Trump supporter or something. I was like, you are the reason I am there. You think I want to go to Pepe's? You all told me to go to Pepe's. Now you tell me Pepe's canceled. You need to get the fuck out of my feet. This is classic entrapment. Hey, you should go to this restaurant and then after you go to the restaurant, you went to that wrong restaurant. You should have gone to Sally's. I don't know what. I'm here for a day. Okay. You said I got into Sally's. I don't know what.

I'm here for a day. Okay. You're ready for a dictionary stuff. Yes. Thanks to Shevon for sending me this. Technically speaking, naked implies that a person is having wrote this. Yeah. He just jotted this down for me. Technically speaking, naked implies that what where did this come from? Can Kevin read it? Come, it comes from mental floss. No, he can't. He said no.

No. He said no. If Kevin starts reading stuff, then I'm leaving. Yeah. Holy shit. I'm gonna go take a nap and he can take over for me. Holy shit. Technically speaking, naked implies that

person is unprotected or vulnerable. It also describes something that is unadorned with that embellishment, as in the off-mentioned naked truth. Nude, on the other hand, means one thing, unclothed. Think of it this way. If you doff your duds, that means close, to pose while descending a staircase for a tasteful... I think of it that way.

There's more to the sentence. I know, but I mean, think of it this way. There's more to the sentence. I know, but I mean, think of it this way. If you doff your does, I'm already not thinking about it that way, man. I think so. I see where this is going. And I think that you can be naked while having taken off your own clothes, meaning, yes, let me. Fuck, and finish it.

Wow. Kevin went to the trouble to look as a mental floss. If Kevin went to the trouble to look at the mental flaws.com. If Kenny went to the trouble, it's actually to me, then I went to the trouble to tap on the text and then I started reading. And now the train is left station. And I will be out of your team. And you're the old lady trying to bug. Yes. Think of it this way. If you'd off your duds to pose while descending a staircase for a tasteful painting done by a respected artist then you're nude If a bunch of paparazzi suddenly burst in through the studio door and take your picture without permission

You are suddenly naked Wow, so there was a little truth to what I said there was a little bit of a little distinction the lot of the distinction be a little bit of luck. Starting Brett Gellman. What? You can take off your own clothes and still be naked.

That's the one difference. Yes, but it doesn't play vulnerability. Vulnerability is not your choice to be seen that way. Right. Which makes it hotter. Oh, yeah, man. Oh, yeah. The only reason I brought this conversation is because it's hot.

You're all about the hot conversation. I'm a hot conversation. By that I mean sexual and central sexual and sensual. Speaking of both of those things, we have to take a break. Okay. And we're back. It's time for... It's time for... It's time for... This game is called Actor Switch. Three actors are given a situation and a character from the audience. They start a scene.

So, see you next week. At some point during the scene, you call it the switch. The three actors now have to switch characters. That means they have to really listen to each other and be aware of who the other characters are. So they can pick up another character at any moment. And remind students, the aim is to keep a complete cohes of scene, no matter what the situation.

So students, the aim is to keep striving for a complete cohes of scene no matter what the situation so students. The aim is to keep striving for a complete cohesive scene no matter what the situation. Now Paul. Yeah, I Scott. Is that me and me? Yes, we are going to play the game now and we have to rotate going clockwise. So I will take over Scott's character and Paul mine and Scott Paul's. It wouldn't be. Wait, what? Yes, right. I'll take over Paul's.

Paul, you take over Lawrence. Lauren takes over mine. Yes, love it. Yeah. Love it. And this is with a suggestion. Who's giving us a suggestion? The audience.

Stupid. Kevin. Kevin. His suggestion is water park. I heard water park. I heard water park. Could we get a season? One of the four seasons.

Winter winter water park boy, that's going to give us a lot to work with. Okay, winter water park guys, you ready? Yeah, yeah, I'll start. Hey folks, you're kind of late in the season, we're, uh, we're going to close down after today. What's your name? My name is Ronald Ronald. No, just Ronald. Oh, honey, don't, don't be so rude to this man. Routed, I asked him what his name was. It shut up. Or you said, Ronald, you are an asshole.

Hey, what the fuck up folks? They're trying to talk to the guy. There's kids alive. Send this man, my husband, down a fucking water slide that has no water on it. Said he rips into a million treads and dies at the end. Wait, now you're mad at me. Would you talk to me like that, baby? It's not.

Kill him, baby. I love you, baby. Please, fuck off. Don't come near me. I love you. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you no no you're me now. Yeah, what would you think I was doing I was saying to fuck off Oh, so my character would have started saying I love kissing Fuck off. Hey guys. Do you mind not doing this in front of me Ronald? So you do pronounce it that way.

No, you guys I'm Ronald. What do you mean I'm him? You're me. What? Yes. Yes. Okay, but listen carefully. Okay. I hate my wife. Fucking slut.

I'll dare you guys. Do you guys want to go on some rides? Look, I'm not supposed to do this, but I can turn wife fucking slut. How dare you guys do you guys want to go on some rides look I'm not supposed to do this but I can turn the taps on. Um, why did you let people in if you weren't going to? Is the ride gonna freeze or am I going to get my knees all scraped up with the bees can't believe my she. Please stop doing your reps. I like it. I do it.

I do it. I do it. I do it. Go to, wrap, go to hell. You go to hell. Oh, I love when you talk like that. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Get off again.

Look, I can, I can, I can't win. I'm just going to turn on the taps here and we'll, we'll start this right here. Yeah, turn on the taps because my taps are already turned on. I mean, you're disgusting. I hate you.

I'm just going to turn on these taps. Who taps are already turned on. You know, I mean, I'm not your disgusting. I hate you. I'm just gonna turn on these taps. You do this. It's not a piece of your head. You're not on the end of the job. No, we have a problem. We have a problem. You just discussed me.

What was about a robber on the robber? No pipes are frozen. I need somebody to heat them up. Ooh, you know what, you can eat them up as my wife here. She's hot as shit. Well, what if I took off all of my clothes? Would that take anything? Whoa, what's up with your body?

I nude. But now I feel naked. Do you have a breasts in your belly button? Yes. I got an implant. You don't think that's hot, dude? My husband likes it. I guess I can't only speak on that.

I don't want to get a rest. I can't say your own name right. My husband is as you can see a little person. Yeah. You can't reach the breasts that are just on my cloud. Why don't you just get in bed together? I love breasts that I don't have to work for. I feel so.

You want to suck on this to the top? I want to ask on that tea. Look, are we going to get on this ride? No. Yeah, come on, dickhead. Switch. You can't talk to me that way. And I'm going to have to ask you to leave the park.

You need to leave it. We're not leaving. We're not leaving. We have to go slip and slide today or we get in trouble. Yeah. All right. Well, I guess the water seems to be coming up through the pipe. Thank you.

So our mommy and daddy said we had to wait, you're related. Yeah. Are you brother? It's the stuff. Yeah. And you're married. And we're 13 years old. That's why I always tell him to get off me. Look, I think maybe you should go someplace else. You're the one who let us in here.

Ronald. Okay. Okay. And see. That was arguably the best the worst thing ever All right, let's get a new let's do a work Ryan. We need a suggestion anything at all please Ryan For us are you just saying your favorite cure songs?

Then give us a season give us a time of day time of day And give us a season give us a time of day time of day Give us a season Give us a season Autumn great afternoon forest autumn boy daddy Don't please pick more berries. Do we have to go home? We can't stay out here forever honey. Let's What you cuddle her? She's to be spoiled. Well, she's a berry lover. Is that the worst thing to be? We have so many goddamn berries in the house.

Well, you know, she hates eating them, but she loves picking them. Well, I love eating them, but I hate picking them. You think it'd be much made in heaven. I know. But instead, you're cranky about it. Yeah. We're got the bright side of things. Go ahead, honey. How? I just got stuck by something in this bush. Oh, honey. What is it? What is it, honey? Stupid idiot.

What is it? Oh, you stupid idiot. What is it? Oh, I'm so the kid. What? I can't still be the kid. Wait, who are you? I thought I'm always when we started, I always go to the kid.

So Paul becomes me and I become the lot. Oh, I'm stuck when we started I always go to So Paul comes to me and I I Stung my got stuck my stuff me What is it? Darling, please let me put something on it hurts. Oh my god. Look at this. This I've never seen What is it a bite was taken out of your finger? Your entire fingertip has been chewed to the bone. That's so fast!

Oh my god, this is like a man flesh eating termite. Will I be this way forever? There's no way to reattach it, so I believe you will be this way forever here. Moreably scarred. No, honey, there must be a way. Let's find a tip. It's probably inside the bunch of bones. Oh, honey! Oh, where'd she go? be away. Let's find a tip. It's probably inside the budget. Oh, where'd she go? Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm falling down a deep dark hole.

Oh, fucking idiots. Mommy. What do you want? Wait, what? I think my family is with me. You're supposed to be the kid. You're the wife. Mommy. And I'm the husband I felt Waterfall, let her fall she needs this we already fell she's never anything bad happened I Don't you care I know I'm your Bob

That happened You brood why did I have a marriage? You brood, why did I have a marriage? A match no honey My ass in your face No Have a look alike No, that's the idea Whatever My life is whole and my family dad do something no

You're the one who has a jet pack you could fly I don't have to do any You horrible brute switch Leave it my parents I Granted that my mommy died I'm on my phone turning out battery Watch one last final YouTube video before I die Pewdiepie I hope you doesn't guys never heated gaming moment. He's funny and seen. Well, that's another one in the books.

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Thanks for listening everybody. Thank you so much. I apologize for nothing. I actually think you're welcome for all of that. Yeah. I actually think you're welcome for all of that. I think you should be thanking us. I think that you're welcome for all of that.

I'm sure what our next episode is going to be, whether it's going to be on tour or whether it's gonna be back in the studio, but we'll see you whenever it happens. Yeah, man, we love doing the show for you guys and we love hearing that you love it. And we love you. We love you. We love you. Bye. Bye.

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