Threedom - Threevisiting: Pop Eyedol

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss doing impressions as a child and comedy in other cultures. Then for their feature segment, the gang performs half-written, half-improvised plays.

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We are bad! How many people do you think we're listening to this for the first time and immediately turn it off? Well, they're talking about cheeseburgers. Thank you. They're just, they start every episode by yelling cheeseburger. It's not bad though. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.

Yeah. It's not bad to start off with cheeseburger. It really does, actually. Once the last time you guys had a cheeseburger. Well, I don't like cheeseburgers. Okay. Oh, Lauren. So cheese, please.

Wait, do you like hamburgers? By the way, welcome to the show. This is Scott Alchemon. Across from me, I have easy cheesy Lauren Lapkiss. Hi, hi, hi, hi. Right next to Lauren is me, Paul F. Topkins. He'll take the cheese, please.

And of course from me is the cheese himself. The stickiest man. I know. Oh, fuck. I know, I know. And of course from me is the cheese himself, the stickiest man. Oh, fuck. I'll occur, man. She's fucking got you. Dang, yo. Um, I don't, I like hamburgers. Mm-hmm.

You like to taste that meat in your mouth. Yeah. But, um, let it be known. Um, can an episode go by without us? Like, sexually harassing you on air. No. Let the record show. Hey, how dare we.

There have been some instances in previous episodes. When have I pulled you really to pull up the, pull up the files? I had you pull. Okay, let's play that file for and play. Laura, let me get at them tips. Help. See? That's a moral.

Bet you regret it now. Oh my God. Now that everybody's getting there, come up in. Help. So do you like here? If you, if you would a human ever kiss Mayor McChee's, do you think like a human lady? Wait a minute. Are you from another planet?

He's the other Sky on Earth. He's asking us about humans. No, but I mean, like say, say they fell in love. Kiss Mayor McChee's. Say they fell in love. Mayor McChee's causing love with a human woman. Say they fell in love. Mara makes cheese, cause in love with a human woman. But wouldn't it be something to overcome?

Like, she's like, okay, here. I'm in love with this personality, but here we go. Let's see what a flag of water. I don't know what that is, and I don't know what anyone's tweets are about. Okay, Lauren's a movie. Lauren, damn it. Lauren, let's everyone say about the shape of water

when ever you're listening to this. The shape of water is about this fish man and this lady How fish ball and love? Local news anchor. It's been have you ever heard of a hellboy? Is that familiar to you? Yeah, I've heard of it. This is one of the characters from that graphic novel. It's I don't think it is actually Okay, I don't believe this is a hellboy It's not a spin-off. Maybe it's a prequel motherfucker. No, no, don't believe this is a hellboy spin off. It's not a spin off, maybe it's a prequel motherfucker.

No, it's not set in a hellboy universe. Are you sure? Yes. Are you sure? Yes. Well, this is actor Doug Jones playing an entirely different fish man. Yes.

Can I just say? Why are you so angry? This is absurd and outrageous. It's not I. Speaking of fish men. Yes. I was watching Justice League the other night. Oh.

Against my will, I thought Aquamanos from Montoraj. So you would never realize that Aquamanos a real thing. That's right. No, I thought you thought it was a funny- It's not that hard to believe because it's ridiculous. Yeah. And it's like, oh, he like, so I guess in their mind he's getting to play Batman. Like it says good as or no. Oh, meaning in the entourage universe,

if it were a fictional creation, yes, it's like playing Batman. Yeah, yeah. But didn't they make a bunch of jokes about how it wasn't as good as Batman or something? Yeah, I feel like they made fun of it, but it was still like a big deal. I mean, they were really good at it.

Make fun of it. I love that show. Ah! I am sure. Well, I was kind of kidding, but I did watch every episode and then bend the movie. Yeah, me too. I saw the movie Friday morning at 10 a.m.

I don't know. This last Friday. What does it say? You saw the first available screening of Hot Trud in the center of a dome. The saw the first available screening of Hunter on TV. In the center of a dome. The first two seconds that movie are so light dumb. I can't believe it.

It's like all tits. Yeah. Paul would like it, I guess. Yeah. Play at the date. Let's hear the tape. Oh man, I love tits. Stop.

Why, why, guys stop playing these stuff. Sorry, but we recorded them Why did you cut them out of the previous episodes if you're just gonna play them here? You what I saw today online It was a comment about you guys. Oh, no don't tell us no it's good. Oh, it's okay. I wouldn't tell you a bad one Oh, really? Yeah, not on air. It seems like something you would do to us. I'm a nasty little one Yeah, not on air. It seems like something you would do to us. I'm a nasty little one. No, but they said I love I wish I had a friend ship like Scott and Paul where they can just talk for hours about anything. On mic. Yeah.

There's about the best of the comedy bang bang best of. All you need is the pressure of having an audience. But- of an audience. But you, but I thought, wow, I really horned in on that. What do you mean? No. And I'm happy. Like I got in on the friendship train. No, we've vacation together. What do you mean?

I know, I know. We've talked about anything we want. Yes. Here's what's wonderful. What's wonderful is, who are you telling a show? Yeah, everyone. Oh.

And everyone listening. If you're talking right now, listening, we want silence in the world right now. What if there was like a literal world moment of silence because you said, you know, I was working in London for their jolly old London. For their veterans day, you know, what do they call it? Armistice stay or something like that? Yeah, I can't remember. Oh, yeah, would they have the flowers on the little cell?

And so they have, they have a national moment of silence. Oh, they do. And so we were honest at the same time. No, you could decide what you want to do. I do want every other minute, just for different stuff. Yeah, usually if I'm in a conversation, I take a moment to silence every couple of seconds. I'll do like eight hours of silence every night. For what?

9-11? Yeah. I start to get drowsy and I'm like, never forget. But they had a TV on set so we could watch, like the, I guess in front of Buckingham Palace or whatever, they were like cutting to all these different locations. And so the moment of silence happened and it was dead silent. And all I get thing was, that would never happen. It would never happen. Yeah, I can never get that again. There would be someone like going by the camera go

Yeah, yeah, I feel asleep right outside Bucky and Palace this last trying to meet the prince. Yeah I just fell I just fell in that you make it Markle stole your man. What was going on? We were on tour right and I yes and you had some wine I had why I know you had some wine. I had wine? Oh, no, you had martinis. No, I had those martinis with my can't-ford. And then I was walking around or something and then I just fell asleep right in front. Stand up. You had time to kill people.

People tried to make them laugh. That was a very bad big fuzzy hat. I think you had time to kill before. I had time to kill, yes. And you fell asleep on the street? No, I fell asleep on the, like the, the scat on the throne of England. That's pretty chill.

It was pretty chill on me. I don't think I could relax that hard in person. I just remembered that today for some reason. I don't know why. I don't think I've ever fallen asleep outside. Oh, really? I think I come ever fallen asleep outside. Oh, really? I think. I think Comic-Con one year, I was so hungover

from a Saturday night party that Cool Up went into Comic-Con. And I just, I was on the bus to get there, like the shuttle just about to throw up on the shuttle. And then I just fell asleep on the grass in front of Comic-Con for hours. I'm a guy. For hours hours. You're a saint. For hours. Yeah.

For a color. And then I woke up, I felt great. Well, sure. Oh my God, are you all right? Oh Jesus, it's happening again. I don't think I've ever slept outside. Besides camping. You've never slept outside.

It's more camping. Well outside. Besides camping. You've never slept outside. It's for camping. Well outside. Glamping. I was in a tent. I was in a tent. I was in a tent to win a show. What's the best impression you've ever done? Bill Cosby.

Is that what they would just heard? Just now. Just now. No, that's a hard question. Did you ever grow up going like, oh wow, I do a pretty good. I, but mom always made me do share when I was little. Okay, is it were you doing someone else doing share?

I'm like, I'm a total mess. Oh, I'm a little more leave. Yeah. Pretty good. And my brother and I always did, Nell impressions. Nell, check it out. Oh, hey.

Check it out. My family thought it was very funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Nice. It's a good idea to tell that with you, real little. When I was little, I remember doing like Groucho Marx. Groucho. Groucho, really. And as he talk, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, talk, where is that? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah. I have the most ridiculous thing I have always.

Say the sugar white and 100 bucks. I'm not sure. Yeah. But I remember my- It helps when they talk like a stupid idiot. That's the key to impressions. Find someone to talk like a stupid idiot. I'm always impressed when someone can do an impression

of someone who talks like a normal person. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And then you're like, oh my god, you like. When you realize that person has quirks, like I, there I think there are some people where I'm like, they don't really have anything weird about that.

Yeah, like you remember when Peter Sarifenoids did the Alan Alden impression. Yeah. Oh my god. Or when Bill Hayder does it. Yeah, they both do great ones. And you're like, oh, I guess I never, I just thought he'd talk like a normal regular guy

or how could you even imitate that? And then you know, it's crazy. You gotta seize on imperfections and exaggerate them. Yes, and break someone down. Yep, that's what we're here to do. That is what we're here to do with this show. Let me ask you this, when you were, ah!

When you were a kid, and where you, I'm assuming you were like, you like to goof around and stuff like that. Goof off is what I call that. Would you get shy? Now you're sexually harassing me. Jerk off! Now! Yes, mommy.

All right, you made it weird. Starting, Pete Olden. Would you get shy if you were asked to do it on command? Yeah, I do think I didn't like that. But I was asked to my mom when I was home for the holidays, like, what would I be doing when I was little, like right now, at the holidays, or whatever. It means sliding door style.

If I were a little... What if I'd stayed little? But I was like, what if I, like, I have nephews and nephews and nephews. Can you imagine like that movie little where he makes a wish. Can I always be a little? And then you just see like decades go by and all of his friends growing up and dying.

But his brain gets older. That's right. He's like, my penis will never grow. He looks like he's eight years old, but he has Alzheimer's. Sorry, good. I'm sorry, good. I'm sorry.

I was saying, because I have little nephews in there running around and I was like, they're little boys and it's hard to like get into like do a project or something. You don't mean like, when I was little, I remember enjoying doing crafts with my mom and like sitting down and doing something, but I feel like that's a kind of a girl. What do you love to do crafts with your mom? You're welcome to it anytime. I'm sure she'd love that. I met your mom.

How I met your mom. I would love to do Crafts With Your Mom. Well, hey, collar up, man. She loves fucking day-to-day-good-for-hug and shit. And I, she said that I would come down and perform. I'd put on a little show. Put on shows, yeah. And so I didn't want to remember doing that that much,

but I was in here. What show, what would you do, which he? Little performances, we didn't really get into it, but I- Free Sisters. Well, like I have one home, I have like two home movies of myself, I'm expecting him a camera, and one of them I know I'm wanting to go get these

trans-cran- Where you have two home movies because you didn't have a camera? Well, my aunt had a camera, so as if she was around, we would film, but we only have a couple of movies. And there's a video of me singing in a wrapping paper tube to Akee Brickie Heart. Oh! You know what, tube?

A vacuum paper tube. A wrapping paper tube. Oh, got it. So that kind of thing. We like the long tube. Yeah. And. So here's her. I do like an arrowsmith. Yeah, she's just Tyler. So that kind of like the long to yeah

like a Yeah, he was just Tyler almost like they were like curtiefs tied to it or something Amazing I because we did I was a kid before you know home you know, they were like that's so you. There was like, you know, super eight or whatever. Yeah, we had super eight. And so because I'm the fifth out of sixth children, there's hardly any pictures. Oh yeah, they're delirial. Like, don't we get it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah. It really stopped after my, my, because I had three sisters, then my older brothers, then me, then my little, So if you mentioned three sisters in the beginning older brother, then me, then my little... Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. So if you mentioned three sisters in the beginning, you have to bring it around at the end. It's like check out three sisters.

So, because my older brother was the first boy, there was like, and he was blonde hair, and masculine photos, lots of like, this is boy photos. Yeah, like he'd be in a forest on a tree stump. Right, yeah, just like Don Jr. Well, there was the, yeah, oh, yeah, I guess it is like that. But so there was the novelty of him. And then like, okay, that's another part.

Okay, we're done. We got it. Yeah, it's too bad. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, sorry. Did you perform when you were a little around the house? I was painfully shy, but somehow I Wanted to be a puppet here and so

I wanted to be one too you could have done really did she make puppets? She didn't make them, but we have a ton You would buy puppets. She would buy puppets. Yeah, do you still she's not a ton of puppets? She didn't make them, but we have a ton. You would buy puppets. She would buy puppets. Do you still, she still has a ton of puppets here? Well, my mom was a preschool teacher until recently. She was a retired school teacher. Oh, okay.

At what point did she get rid of the puppets? Probably never, because I have these nephews that now love them. Oh, okay. Did she put on shows for them and stuff like that? They did a puppet show. Oh, wow. Great.

Great grandma. Oh, wow. Yeah. Great. Great grandma. Oh wow. My dad made me a puppet. We're we're using the little tiny baseball hat that you would get when you would get a Sunday. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I got one of those and then I also got one of the tiny bats at a Dodger game, I think. And so he and and then he took my little league shirt and he stuffed it and made a puppet out of this who was holding like a baseball bat. Who was his puppet?

It was, I'm, what, what, what, what, What was hoping these arms on both sides of the room? I somehow stretched like stretch arms strong and I, he made you a costume. No, it was, it was relatively big with like big arm, like I would put my arm and it was like muppet style. I'd put my arm in one of the arms. Right.

And my other arm as the up the butt around the corner. We're at the bod juice made. My friend Edward and I would do puppet shows for Scissor hands? Yeah, it was ever so bad. That sounds dangerous to a puppet show with that or scissors hands. You lose all your best props.

But yeah, that, I mean, my mom tells a story about how I did a church play. I was very shy and I did a church play and I said my line or something and I got a laugh and she says that my eyes went wide and I looked at the crowd and she was like, then I knew that that's what you wanted. Well, pride is a sin.

Yeah, and for you to do that in church is disgusting. It isn't funny though how you just told that story like and then I knew because you probably heard that a thousand times in your life. There are those stories that I'm like, okay, we know I did that when I was little. Right. Stop. I know. I did that when I was little. Right, stop. I know. I've grown up since then.

I'm always interested in the stories that I've never heard. They'll bust out a story one day, I don't be like, I've never heard you tell anything like that. Like, some story about how we were at some sort of game on the bleachers and I sat on my mom's lap when I was four and my dad yelled at her saying that she was cobbling me and I was never allowed to sit on her lap again. I was like, I-

I was on the eye opening story in my mom and my mom told that and was saying that like, and I felt so guilty that I had been cobbling you. I'm like, what are you saying? You're four. So your mom was the one who told you the story? Well, yeah, I came, I think they were both telling it or so. I don't know. Very, very, very weird.

Was your dad telling you with pride? I probably. And then I screamed at your mother in front of everyone. Probably. We did just have a conversation where my dad was telling a story of my mom just like kept interjecting. He's like, nope, that did not happen. No, that happens.

No, you're telling the exact wrong story now. You're getting none of the details, right? We just want to make you wonder about everyone and what's actually true. I feel like if your mom or your dad was thinking that that was going, that was exactly how it happened. I feel like I would trust my wife's telling the stories way more than I would trust my memory.

Like if she were to tell a story, I'd go, yeah, you remember, and I don't. This is the opposite for me because I have a very good memory. And either way. They say that memory is because of emotion. because I have a very good memory. They say that memory is because of emotion. I'm a very emotional guy. I'm crying right now. You always are.

Just tears streaming. But no one knows how it would look. I'm out of your tennis. Okay. Can you mark that next time? That's your favorite part. And the favorite of Jizz off. Jizz off. of Jizz off. Jizz off.

Go Jizz off. Lauren, if you could Jizz for like one day, yeah. Right now. Could I test it? Try now. No, if you could, if you could, if like one, if you have the option in a big style wish to Jizz off. In a big style wish.

And if that was the option or if big-style wish to jack off. In a big-style wish. And that was the option or if I could have anything. If you have anything in the world, would you please? I don't know. That's what you're wishing to do. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Tell you what, we should take a break. Sure. All right. What do you say? Let's take a break. When we come back, we're gonna have more of us talking more Paul Coffing.

He's gonna get over whatever he's been nursing for weeks. Lee Weeks, we will be right back. Welcome back. Welcome back. We're here and we're not leaving. No, no, we're not going anywhere you are. You're the best man ever. Oh, share. Ever. No, I want to see share live. I love that. I love her Twitter. Does she perform?

Yeah, she just did. Let's go. Oh my God, that would be so fun. I would love to. Let's go. One I understand. She puts on an amazing show. I've never seen her in those big big shows.

Hell yeah. I think she she puts on an amazing show. I've never seen her in those big, big shows. I think she like reads letters from the audience. Letters to the editor. But she's sent. She, there's like a big hat at the entrance to the theater. This is a lie. Yeah, this is a lie. Okay.

Let's play two truths in a lie. So we know this one's a lie. Okay, so that, so then tell us two truths about it. Share is a lie. There is an entrance to the theater. There is. What if, wait, what if that were the lie? What if that were the lie? There's no entrance.

You just find yourself there. No windows and no doors. Ooh. Of course there's always my way. Disneyland. What was the last time you went there? Last year with my nephew, yes. Uh-huh.

Same answer. What was the word almost going to be? I get confused with familial relationships, especially with a constantly changing one. I forgot. What do you mean? Well, with... With ketchup. No, with cool-up, no, with cool up, having new relatives.

Oh, okay. That even because he's growing up, I was like, still you have you. Well, yeah, every year, it's like, what are you now? What are you today? Still not feelin' because Scott. I got confused. I was making fun of the Trump family on Twitter and I forgot that Baron was his son, that Baron and Don Jr. are brothers.

Oh, I was referring to, I was referring to Don Jr. as Baron's uncle, and then someone said, someone wrote to me, said, they're brothers. And I laughed and laughed at that. Have you seen the latest picture of Baron, where he's like all legs now?

Ooh, he's like the first giraffe. All the way up to his butt. He's like that leg lamp in Christmas story. Time to edit on a person. But with the garbage. He was wearing, there's like some picture. You imagine Baron Trump wearing garbage? Yes, my brain does amazing.

Yeah, imagine Baron Trump in Rocky Hart picture show. He looks honest. I would love it if he were that. If he were that. So his very small and his legs are very long, he's almost as tall as the dead. What if, and not to, I mean, obviously he's a child, and we shouldn't be talking about him. That's literally the kids out.

I'm only saying he's throwing up. But if, when he were 18, if he were starring in head wig in the end, I'd pay so much. Yeah, so much. When you're legally allowed to star in that musical. Yes. I would pay. I would pay so much to see it.

Especially. How much do you pay? Especially if he were to do a monologue at the end of it. Personal. Personal monologue. Still ain't makeup and everything. Still ain't makeup. I want to thank everyone for coming out.

I would, I don't know. I would pay. You can ask me three questions about living at the White House. I would pay. I'd pay a couple of grand. I'd pay like $4,000. It was a huge surprise. Probably. Probably, I would do somewhere around there.

Not me, not me. If they were like, especially if he were cut off. I think I would be crying last. What is this great? Then that be hilarious too. It'd be like the funniest thing I could ever witness. I think I would be so. I'd have to pay off for this.

I think if you were cut off from the family fortune because he was like an outcast suddenly, and he needed it, I would be like, here. He wouldn't get the money. We'd be paying for the theater. Oh. What if he were exactly the same in headwagon, the angry age as he is now? We're just like handsets,

and get to walk these. Now, not talking, but kind of mumbling to Larry. But dressed up. Yeah, and everyone's doing the show around him. It's in just all time. It's almost like going to see like a little kids in a play. They were seeing little kids in a play. I saw. You told that story. Oh, I told it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no kids playing little shop of horse, and it's so funny because I, in my mind, I would be like, well, they won't be good, but they'll be going for it. And so many of them are just like, rotely blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

saying the things. And then there were two mushniks, and they spoke at the same time. Mushniks. Mushnik is a character in the game. Oh, oh, mushnik. In little shop of horse. I'm trying to say Munchkin, then I was like, I was a little person. I just like I went on a call. But they cast two little kids.

Wait, wait, wait. What were you picturing in your mind? Well, I just was really confused, but then I was like, maybe he means like a Russian thing or something. I just like was had no idea why wouldn't you just assume it's a character from the show because they were two mush nicks. It just seemed like it was a slur. Oh, really? And that's the kind of person you think I am.

Yeah, actually. There's two kids because they had more kids than they had parts. So they cast two kids. And they instead of just like swapping scenes, they just said, just talk at the same time. So they spoke in unison. That's not the story I thought you were gonna talk. Oh, what story do you think I was gonna talk? That little boy who like did something wrong.

No, not that story. Oh boy. We've told it on this several of the Udiputans. Oh, yes, of course. I don't wanna talk. Udiputans. Udiputans, not on this show. Catch one of our previous episodes of a show we've done.

Oh my god. Udiputans. this show. We've catch one of our previous episodes of a show we've done. Oh my god. Oh, the button. Oh, my god. Wait, so I want to say what this reality show I'm watching that. Oh, okay. All right. It's on Netflix. And I actually, I hesitate to even share this with the world because it's

so... Share. Irvac, not sure. I'm enjoying it so much myself that I feel almost. You don't want anyone else to like start having kitschy fun with it because you're a guy. Yeah, it's mine, but it's not mine. It's a Japanese reality show called Terrace House. Oh, so it takes place in Japan.

Oh, yeah, it's landed on this something. And it's amazing. And it's basically like real world needs big brother, but there's no challenges and no like forced drama. So there's three boys and three girls and they all are like people who... Perfect for fucking. Yeah, I know.

And sometimes it does work out. But they... Sometimes it does work out. But it's so fascinating because they're all people who have individual goals in their lives. Like, they have different careers. Like, there's like a guy who's like, I want to be in a house. That's your goal.

Yep. Well, sleeping on Buckingham Palace. I've only slept outside except for camping. But they're like, there's like a hat maker on the architect. I'm like, different people. They all have hat maker. She's great. Really?

They all have different. Somebody has to make the hat. She's a designer. And then when you're ready to leave, when you feel like you've reached a goal of your, or you're just done with the relationships there, you just leave and they put a new person of that gender in. Whenever you want to leave, they leave. Whatever schedule you want.

So some people have been for like six months. Yeah, that would never work out in America. Because all of them want to be there all the time. No, no, no. So much of it would never happen this way. It's something else you said that made me think, oh, in the moment of silence. Because like, there's so much about the culture that allows the show to work this way.

But like, in America, on like real world, they have sex like the first five minutes. Like someone will be fucking, this does not happen. They have like courtship and then like maybe the, like there was one couple that got together and like you learn later that they do have sex but we got like a conversation that she had about it or something.

And like they don't actually show all the drama always just like, you'll see a conversation where like earlier you said something really rude to me and you won't have seen that. And so it's like, it's so good. And then they're just, the cameras don't work sometimes. They might not film everything but still like it's, I haven't figured that out yet if there's always a camera there or not.

But then there's these interstitials with these comedians, these Japanese celebrities, and they make fun of the show, and they make fun of other people, and it's so, I'm going to choke. It's so funny. It's like- You're choking because it's so funny? Yeah, I can't believe it. No.

When I watch it though, it's so fast named because it feels like us hanging out, like how we would make fun of them. Like it really opened my eyes up so much, like culturally, like I've been to Tokyo and I loved it there so much, but you can't communicate at a certain point, obviously I don't speak the language. And to hear them like joke in the exact same way

that we joke, I was like, this is so cool. It's just awesome. I think you would really enjoy it. What's the name of the show? Terrence House, T-E-R-R-A-C. Terrence House. Hi, I'm Terrence House. Welcome to another episode of Terrence House.

But also, if you don't like it, then fuck off. Terrence, I want to remind you. I accept your terms. Laura, I love it. Laura, do you remember we were talking about the People's Couch. Yeah. And we were going to the People's Couch? Yeah. And we were going to do a show. We were going to do a night at the UCB, where we watched the People's Couch on stage.

And talked about it. What's the People's Couch? It's not anymore. The People's Couch is like people at their apartment watching like different series of different groups people watching Bravo shows and commenting on them. So you see, it's basically just their commentary. You stick a little clip and then they make fun of it or something. Yeah.

And then we are going to do a show where we comment on that. That's almost like your traps in the closet commentary. Yes, that's right. That's right. Our Kelly did, you know, the famous traps in the closet. And he did a visual commentary where he was watching the DVD. It was his back and he was watching a TV screen. Then he would turn over the shoulder and talk.

He sat in a like easy chair. It was the weirdest thing. He's sitting like in the three quarter profile with a screen, you know, in front of him and he's watching trapped in the closet. And then he would, he would just pretty much say he would watch the thing. What was happening? Yeah. And then he would just turn over a shoulder to the camera. Everyone's smile. He just look at the camera. Yeah, so when I and I saw Paul do this live

he put that on the screen and sat with his back to the audience and then turned around and spoke over his shoulder. That's so funny. I love that. It is interesting like culturally other countries with people who don't want to constantly be on TV. Or just how I remember I was watching in probably the early 2000s, I was watching a 1960s episode of the dating game, and just how different the United States is now. This episode of the dating game,

the woman, it was three bastards and a woman, and the woman said to, okay, bachelor number three, sing a song that you make up for me. And the bachelor number three said, I don't think I would be able to do that. No, thank you. And she said, okay. And then they moved on. And I was like, oh yeah, of course. Back then, how demeaning to be on television.

Right, people have no shame now. Yeah, anyway. Ah! Ah! Ah! All these things that had not been invented yet, all the tropes of television that had not been invented yet.

And there was still some, you know, like, sheen of civility to everything. Yeah. Well, you had to go back to your neighborhood in friends and family, and they would make fun of you if you did something like that. I'm not going to sing a song. And nowadays, it would be like,

I'll saw you on television. But I think that is also what's kind of fascinating to me about this show is that I would assume culturally they would not want to be a part of something like that, just out of like what I know about the culture, but then to see how they handle it and how the comedians roast them in the exact, I mean, the joke, I then to see how they handle it and how the comedians like roast them in the exact, I mean the Joe, I mean, when I say like, I find that to be the most

fascinating thing because their culture, meaning like the sense of humor that they share is so exactly what we do, that it was like really eye opening. I felt like, oh, I feel like I have these judgments about other cultures or things that I think I know. Well, sense of humor are, they don't always line up into one. Like I remember when Big Brother first came out here in the States, they included all this stuff that they would put on the,

I believe it was a Swedish show first, and they made all these like jokes that they would make on the Swedish version that did not fly with Americans. Because we had, it was all this kind of ironic stuff of, like, look, we're just going to show you the chicken coop for a whole minute. And it was like, yeah, we, we've had Letterman for 25 years. We know all the ironic stuff.

Big brother? Yeah, the first season they did it exactly like they did the original Swedish show and it was not very good. And then they changed it to make it an American joke. But, you know, American Idol is kind of the same thing when it was not very good. And then they changed it to make it an American joke. But, you know, American Idol is kind of the same thing. When it was Pope Idol in the UK, they had these people competed to be the next Pope. Popeye, doll. And it was so dope.

You get boring Popeye. Kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuk But they they had two comedians. Are you about to present? Are you awaiting the share? I Paul knows that I did pop. What am I favorite? I thought of that story the other day. Wait, what? Oh, I'm a talent. Please. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So when I was 13, I lived here in California, and I started listening to Kiss FM, right? Top 40 rating. Yeah. And they had a they had a distrokey on from, I believe six to 10 was his slot and his name was Bruce Vidal.

And I thought he was so cool. He just sounded, say, his voice was very, very cool. I remember like years later, I saw a picture of him and he was like, giant. And it was just like, oh gosh. Not no judgments on that, but it was not the mental images that I expected. And he would do this thing called the Boogie Line

at where at about 745, he would say, the Boogie Line is now open. And you would call the radio station and you would like tell jokes on the air and then at around 20 or something, his team would edit them all together and it would be like a random montage of people calling in and telling jokes.

Oh my, I love it. So when I was 13, I was like, I'm gonna call the boogie line and I'm gonna get on this. I'm gonna get on the radio. Yeah, did you call a bunch? So I, You still had the taste in your mouth

from one at a time. I'm sure it's from a church show. So I- Your mom could see it in your eyes. So I did an impression- Stop calling that boy. Oh, it's sad life. So I did an impression of Popeye

because he was my favorite cartoon character. And we didn't have a tell of it. I mean, who was better? No, he's so awesome. Well, no, I was very, I was very, very into the early like pop-I comic strips. Robin Williams. I was very excited about that movie when it came out. Yeah, of course.

But I was very into the early cartoons and the early comic strips. Did you know that the Jeep was invented by the word Jeep was originally called Pop-I? What do you mean? So they named the vehicle after that character? They named the vehicle after that character, yes. I don't know. Wait, it's a character's name? Yeah, yeah.

So you jean the Jeep. Yeah, crazy. So I did sort of an impression of pop-eye. And so I called up for the first time and I was like, OK, I really want to make this good. Excuse me. So I had taped a bunch of sound effects. I think off the TV or something, which I was like, okay, I really want to make this good. Excuse me, so I had taped a bunch of sound effects. I think off the TV or something,

which was all like, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, and like a toilet flushing and stuff like that. That was a taken work though. Yeah, yeah. And so I taped all these and like a chatterbox laughing like and stuff like that. So I called up the boogey line as Popeye. Oh my God.

And it was like Bruce Fittles like Boogey line. And I was like, hello, it's Popeye. And then I told a joke, right? I told some joke with a, I tell the joke. No, okay, I will, I actually don't know any of the jokes. There is one I do know. But that will come later in the start. So, and. I will. I actually don't know any of the jokes. There is one I do know. Yeah. But that'll come later in the start. So and then I would tell a joke and then I would press play

on my tape recorder, which would then play the sound effects. And then he would and then he hung up. Would it be one sound effect per? No, it was like a string of them until until he until. I took a cross-road bleeding. So can't eat. I can't eat. Boy, boy, boy, boy. So, and then, you know, he would just, he would never say goodbye or anything. He would just hang it, you know. So the first time I called in, they put me on the air

and I was like, holy shit, I got the taste of it. So I would call regularly for months, for like three months or something like that, and he would put me on all the time, right? And so then I called back one day and I was like, hello, it's Popeye. I gave Bluto a toilet seat with an inscription on it. It said, aim high.

A-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca. And then I pressed the button and boy, you can use toilet flush. And then I'm like listening I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm know if I should respond in character or whatever, so I just said yes He says we want to give you the special hotline so you can call in and not have to get the busy signal anymore and call in and not have to get the busy signal anymore. Oh my God, Papa. And I'm like, okay. And he gave me the special hotline and I said,

thank you. Thank you. And hung up. And then I think I called the hotline once and it just lost the luster to me or something. Plus I also, I was in junior high. The cheese is always better than the koo. I was in junior high and I remember saying to like some people,

I think I started eighth grade or something. I said to like a cool person, I was like, hey, you ever listened to a kiss FM, Bruce Fiddle at night? And you're like, yeah, sure. It was like, you ever listened to the boogie line? I think so. Yeah, I'm Popeye. Okay.

And they're like, who gives a shit? Are these separate thoughts? Yeah, it's a non-separat. Irvola's the bookie one. I'm Popeye. Are you okay? But for me. So yeah, that's my Popeye story.

I love it. I don't know what maybe you think of it at the end of the year. Yes. So funny. I don't know why we were talking about that. I don't either. Terrance, about that. I don't either. Terrence House. Terrence House.

Terrence House. Oh, well, like, since if you are being different and then something. Yeah. Yeah, anyways. Yeah, anyway, why don't we take a break? Okay. Let's come back when we come back. Someone will have brought a feature for us to do.

A feature. All right, we'll be right back. Pfft. Pff wrapping it up, wrapping it up, send. Welcome back. This is the part in our third segment, one of us brings something to do and a little fun thing for us to do and it looks like it's up to me this time. Lauren, you've probably played this, but I brought some plays here. Oh! And we're gonna do that game

where one person reads actual lines from a play and then the other two improvs. That's fun. I, well, I have done the show Gravid Water at UCB. Have you ever seen it? I've never seen it. No. They do that, so you have an actor,

one character's lines of a scene, and then the improviser knows nothing about it. It's so fun. It's something that I saw when I was 18 or something. I saw this improv group that my friends were in. I saw them do it, and it's like the hardest I've ever laughed. We're setting it ourselves up for a terrible. But I've never seen it with three people,

but I assume that two people can do it while one person reads lines, right? Yeah. Okay, good. I mean, I don't see why not. So I brought three plays, three different plays. And so I'll read the lines first and you guys can, how's this usually start, Lauren?

Well, it usually is the person's memorized. Oh. Who gives a show? We're on the podcast. Well, Oh. Oh, who gives a shoe? We're on the podcast. Well, Scott, are we gonna do this right? Are we gonna have a facet? That's how it starts. No, but I guess you just, you start.

Yeah, okay. But tell us, if we need to like be, wait, will it work with three people? Yeah, because I'll just say lines and then you guys play other people. I don't know, who knows? Let's just try it. Let's try it. This is not gonna work.

What? Maybe it should be two people and then we'll do two different people. All right, let's just see how it works. If someone wants to join in, you can. Okay. This is Baluxi Blues by Neal Simon. I'm gonna play Epstein. And here we go.

Okay. blues by Neal Simon, I'm gonna play Epstein. Um, and, uh, here we go. Okay. The army has its logic. I have my own. Okay, well, are you gonna come outside because everyone's waiting for you? And we really don't want to start unless everyone's there. Since I'm not guilty of a crime, I reserve the privilege to keep my own motives a matter of confidentiality.

You keep saying you're not guilty, but you, you know what? Everyone out there thinks you are, okay? I'm not trying to beat you, Sergeant, I'm trying to work with you. He doesn't feel that way, it feels like you're actually trying to fuck with me. I don't think it's necessary to dehumanize a man to get him to perform. You can get better results raising our spares than lowering our dignity.

This is, you can't turn it around on me. Because I know that you did. No, you. I saw you take it. I didn't want anyone to see that, okay? That was a personal experience. I think inventing a crime that didn't exist to enforce your theories of discipline

is Neanderthal in its conception. I didn't invent anything. Something actually happened out there and you know what it was, okay? Egyptian kings made their slaves obedient. Eventually, they lost their slaves and their kingdom. Just because I didn't go to college, you can pull this shit on me, okay? I don't care what you know about Egypt. It should be an interesting contest, Sergeant.

Let's get out there and I'm going to spit than you, and that's the plan, okay? And whoever doesn't, doesn't spit far enough, is gonna be sleeping under the fucking trenches. After I crush your testicles, you can replace them with cotton bottles. They're gone already. And see. That's fun.

All right, here, here's yours. You'll do it with Paul. I use to. I am Paul. Yes. Okay, and you have the play. Angels in America. Parastrica.

Tony Kushner. Let me find a. I found a real good one. I found a real good one. Okay. Mm-mm. So Lauren is going to be doing the lines from Angels in America, Perestroika. Perestroika and Paul will be improvising around her.

Okay. Excuse me. Rings around her. Okay. Yes, thank you. Oh, this is going to be so much worse than I'd imagined. Oh, I is gonna be so much worse than I'd imagined. Ha ha ha. Oh, I got it right! Ha ha ha ha.

Oh, that's a good actress. I know, thank you. Really convinced him. Oh, this is gonna be so much worse than I had imagined. Well, your imagination is nothing compared to mine. And one I'm imagining is off the charts horrible. Fuck you little shitbag. Hey, just because you're jealous of my imaginary skills,

doesn't mean that you can talk to me that way. Don't see any bruises. Well, not every bruise is visible because some are emotional like you inflicted on me. You are one noble guy inside. Don't flatter yourself, Lewis. So it's your tea party. Talk. Okay. First of all, thank you for coming to the tea party. Secondly, thank you for saying the thing about nobility.

I don't get how I'm just noble inside. I feel like that's just what nobility is. I don't know if you're saying I don't look noble, which just noble inside. I feel like that's just what nobility is. I don't know if you're saying I don't look noble, which is an insult, I guess, but anyway. Talk. I'm getting to it. Let me pour you some tea. Make up.

Okay. This is a tea party. This is not, we agreed that we were just going to come, like just fresh out of the shower when we're going to dollar ourselves up. It was going to be a casual tea party for some friends. Uh-huh, but... Okay, here it comes. So I can't do anything without you assuming I have an ulterior motive.

Yes, I invited you over to have a no makeup tea party. And yes, I do have an ulterior motive, which is, I want you to go in on a business with me. It isn't. Yes, it is what I'm telling you. It is, we're going to open up a frozen yogurt franchise, the two of us. You were saying something about being reasonable.

Yeah, this is entirely reasonable. This is, I'm telling you, this is a license to print money. People love fro yo. You want to come back? Why? Okay, I don't know if you're paying attention when I'm saying I'm moving back to this town to first of all host these regular tea parties,

no makeup tea parties, but also to open up a frozen yoga franchise with you my best friend. Oh, no you didn't. Oh yes I did. Yes I did. Yes, I did. I've already signed a lease. You're seeing someone else.

Okay. I am seeing other realtors because... You are. Yes, I want to open multiple franchises. threshold of revelation. Now, ask me how I know he's a Mormon. all right how do you know he's a Mormon? how? yeah you want him to ask you. is he a Mormon? yes how is he a Mormon?

fuck you I'm a prophet. what? Fuck you, I'm a prophet. Washing! Yay! Yay! Ah, very good. That was fun. That was fun. That was fun. Now Paul, you have another, you have a different play. I do, well now I have two plays.

There's two plays, oh. I have the caretaker and the dumb waiter, two plays by Harold Pinter. Mm. Both starring Webster. Are the... What? Didn't he go up and down in a dumb waiter? Really?

Oh, I guess so, yeah. A dumb waiter. Why would that? Because he was small? Yeah. But still, who has a dumb waiter that said the 20th century? Yeah. We had a dumb waiter at Chinchin when I worked there.

My friend actually, her parents designed their house and they built in a dumb waiter at Chinchun when I worked there. My friend actually, her parents designed their house and they built in a dumb waiter from the garage to the upstairs kitchen so you could load groceries. Oh, I have a dumb waiter on my house too. I'm just saying. We all have dumb waiter. I have a waiter who's dumb. Oh, shit. It is a really emasculating name for a thing that's cool.

Yeah. It makes you not want to put one into your house. Dumb waiter. Well, what it means is it's a mute waiter. It's a waiter that cannot speak. So it sounds like a perfect waiter. It's a it's able to speak. I cannot stand waiter humor. By the way, we had a way to get to like that too much. We have a server. No, I just mean humor that servers do. No, he was doing it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, waiter who was trying to stand up for the first time and he was just doing waiter. And it was a lot like that. Anyway, I'm going to tell you a friend of mine.

I can't remember who told me this that when they, when the waiter says that to them, I guess he didn't like that too much. His response always is to be extremely sincere and apologetic. Like, no, actually, I like that a lot. In fact, I ate. Look, I ate the whole thing. I ate it all. All right, let's see.

This is, let's go with the first play, which is the caretaker. The caretaker. This is addressed to Vivian. This is the caretaker. Okay, so our performance will be to Vivian as well. This is also to Vivian. Anyone named Vivian? Yeah, even fictional characters.

Sure. Like Vivian from the young ones. I played Vivian Krillin, even fictional characters, sure. Like Vivian from the young ones. I played Vivian Krill in Jurassic World. Did you? What's up, your character, please? Vivian Krill. There's on my badge. Wow.

Is that the only reason that anyone would know that name is because it was on the bed or did anyone call you? Probably, I don't think anyone. Vivian was, I don't know if anyone says my name in the movie. Vivian Krillill get over here. That's krill though for sure. Hmm. All right.

I think I found a good one. Oh, that's okay. Okay. I'm going to make sure I'm not the character with the gigantic monologue. Right. All right. Um, yes. Here we go.

Uh. Hmm. Okay. Here we go. Family of Indians live there. A family of Indians live there. I mean, I expected one or two, but a whole family. That's incredible. I don't see much of them. You don't see much of them? I mean, that could be expected. I mean, you know, they're not really known for hanging out outside. Shoes? Well, yeah, because they don't

have shoes normally. So they tend to stay inside. And because they can get rocks in their feet and it's just very difficult. So I, it's very understandable. So I get it. Where? At their houses, obviously. So no, I get it's, there's no need to be defensive about not seeing your neighbors. I understand because, you know, I don't talk to my neighbors all that much either. So everyone tends to just stay inside, you know.

I might have a pair. You, yeah, I mean, you could definitely get a pair of shoes. I think it would be, you would definitely protect your feet. I mean, I'm looking down with those and they're, they're bloody and, you know, really disgusting. And you could also stand to cut your toenails, quite honestly. A pair of brown.

Oh. Yeah. I think, yeah, look, Dad, I think that you could get a pair of brown shoes, definitely. I think that would be, that would, we could take you to the store. Do you want us to take you to the store? You've got to have a good pair of shoes. I, I agree. So why don't you let, why don't you let Margin, I take you to the store and we can get you

that good pair of shoes that you're asking for. What happened when you got there then? When I got there, when I bought my shoes, I brought money with me. I tried on, you know, not too many pairs. It's not gonna be too many pairs. You can try on one or two until you find one that's comfortable.

We'll just, we'll have them measure your feet if that's what you want. What? I said, they'll admit it's not something to be worried about. They'll measure your feet. They usually they just take, they have a machine that does it. You know, they're not going to get down there and actually take a measuring stick to it or anything. See if these are any good. These are not shoes. These are cans of tomato soup. You can't use these. I mean, yes, you could put a strap on them and fix them to your feet, but they're not going to protect you from the elements the way that

you want to, dad. Would they? No, yeah, they would, technically, but they don't have good art support. You're not going to be able to use them. Come on, dad, let us take you to the store, please. You got to get out of the house. Not bad,. You're stop looking at my wife. Okay. God, this is disgusting. Like, you know, I know, try these. You just handed me two bags of potato chips. They're the same brand, the same flavor.

Can I just open one? I, you don't want me to open both bags, do you? Good. Dad, you know we love coming over here and talking to you and visiting with you, but you know, we're just worried you're not taking care of yourself. You know what I mean? Oh. Yeah, I mean, look at this place is, you know, you haven't been keeping up with it. Could we pay for someone to come over here and tidy up, you know, every once in a while?

Mm. We would be willing to do it. I know it hurts your pride, but, but, you know, we have money set away for this, and I wanna make sure that you're okay in your old age. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So you'll let me do it. Money set away for this and I want to make sure that you're okay in your old age So you'll let me do it you'll let me do it I'll see what I can look out for you

Thank you dad. That's all I really have one. I just want to make sure you're okay, you know, you took such good care of me God I'm getting emotional you took such good care of me growing up and to see you like this is really very emotional for me, but I want to make sure that you're okay. Where are you gonna go? I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna make some calls and I'm gonna get a maid service for you and we're gonna clean this up, don't worry. Would you like to sleep here?

Yeah, I would, Dad, that's so nice. Yeah, we, yeah, that's great. I would like to sleep here. Till you get yourself fixed up. I'm doing fine. We need to clean this place up, but yeah, we, get yourself sorted out. Okay, now if you're patronizing me,

I thought it was a night. I thought you were just asking if we could do like what we used to do, a father and son sleepover party. But now I feel like you're patronizing me for some reason. I'm just offering to help you. Here, the other rooms would be no good to you. Yeah, none of these rooms are good.

This is, this place is a fucking shit hole, dad. There's a bed behind all that. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Yes, there's a beautiful bed that we bought you of California king and you never sleep on it. And there's trash all over it. I picked it up just keeping it here for the time being thought of my coming Andy. Yes, a bed comes in handy every single night. No. Oh, boy, that reminded me of the scene you did at the show's not funny when you were on the floor, or that was really good.

Harold Pinter, not such a great choice for that game. He just says, ah, yes. That was very funny. Very nice, very nice. Fun game. Fun game. Fun game. Fun game.

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And our friend, J.F. Is over. All right, we'll see you next time. Bye. You