Threedom - Threevisiting: Stop Making It Plural

Episode Date: January 3, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul and Lauren discuss buying birthdays and guilty pleasure songs. For their feature segment, the gang plays Celebrity Hunt.

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Help me, I'm falling! Hey, welcome to the show. Don't- Most songs they start when they start they sound like it's scary ghost. Like, Help me, I'm falling. Help me, I'm falling. Hey, welcome to the show. Don't most songs, they start when they start, they sound like it's Gary Ghost. Like, most songs.

Yes, yes. Oh, I had the time of my life birthday. Oh, gosh. Happy birthday, by the way, to anyone who's selling a birthday. Selling a birthday? To someone who doesn't have one. I thought of one. I wish you could do that.

I wish like, oh man, I'm gonna, like a really rich person could buy 365 birthdays and make people celebrated every single year. Could buy their birthday? Yeah. Like, and the other person could no longer celebrate their birthday. It was like something you could do to poor people.

I wish to buy your birthday from you. I love that. I wish I could do it. How something you could do to poor people. I wish to buy your birthday from you. I love that. I wish I could do it. How much of you did worth? How much do you like to celebrate birthdays, Paul, and then I'll go over to Lauren for this. Okay. I'm Paul F. Tompkins, by the way.

I am Scott Ockerman, and over here is. Lauren Lepke is. I like to, I like to celebrate my birthdays very quietly. That's a church mouse? Yeah, I like to celebrate my birthday very quietly. As a church mouse? Yeah, I like to celebrate with church mice in church. Okay. Yeah.

I have a tradition where for the past, handfully, it's been a while now. So less than five. Janie and I will, been a while now, less than five. I've and I will... Mm-hmm. With a bit of wild out less than five. Uh... Better wild. Thank you.

It'll be enough. That's the tune you're doing. That's not the actual song. Layers. That'll do pigs. And uh... So Jani and I will go out with another couple. We'll have dinner on my birthday.

And we don't like tell the restaurant even. We just like, you know, and that's like all the celebration I need. Okay. Shout out. Shout out. My 50th birthday is coming up. Yes. I don't like to say it out loud.

We spoke about this the other day. Uh, but it's this year. Very exciting. Scott, you can tell him how yours was. 20 years ago. I don't understand it. I don't understand that. So what a year ago.

I like. You're too old to get it. What? He has just good days and his bad days. I don't understand what, Joe. Yours is coming up, so you're going to do a big blow. I think I'm going to have a big party for that. So how much?

So how much? I'm going to have to have to have to Yeah. So how much? So how much? September. 11. 12. That's right. Thank you. That's right.

That's really good a birthday. Mm-hmm. July, 2nd. Yes, you're right. Well, we all spent it together. But then I remember. So for Brad, a container of milk and a stick of butter. So Paul, how much would you sell your birthday for

is what I'm getting for? Since you normally it's a day of quiet reflection, and would you wait until your 51st? You're 51st. I would wait until my 51st birthday to sell it. And then how much, like legitimately, you could never celebrate it again, and you could never bring it up to anyone,

like this used to be my birthday. And so then people would go, oh, happy birthday. In fact, it seems to be my birthday. Is that the, this used to be my birthday? Could I not say that? I couldn't say this used to be my birthday. You couldn't because then people would go, oh, well, happy birthday or whatever. You, you, you, in fact, the people who knew that you had a birthday, you had to maybe kill,

you know, kill or at least flashing with a Neuralizer from the men and black universe. Yeah. So are we talking men and black rules here? Men and black rules. In this scenario, we're just saying men and black rules. Okay. It's awesome.

Rules. By the way, never heard back from my agents last I heard I'm still in the mix from men and black to. Oh, congratulations. So we'll see. I think one of the titular men. No,. Oh, congratulations. So we'll see. I think one of the titular men. No, no, no, those parts have been cast.

Oh, OK. But I am assuming that for David Cross's role. I was assuming there's a possibility that in some future Blu-ray release or whatever, they may shoot additional footage. OK. And I will be in the movie. They'll just go back to their list of everyone who is in the mix. Oh, no, we never got back to anyone

What if casting directors had to get back to every single person who ever auditioned for something? I'm sorry you did not get it. They call you personally Okay, so how much realistically you could never celebrate your birthday and knowing could ever bring it up again $12 million Realistically, really? Yeah. Okay. All right. Why, why, why, why insane. Like I'm talking legitimate cash offers.

Okay, if someone was really walking between this, I want to buy your birthday. Okay, and you can never talk about it again. Yeah. 20 million dollars. Really? You give me so much going with that. That's fun thinking. Yeah. You know what I mean? I 100 gram. 100 gram? No, not enough. You really think that is not enough? I barely enjoy celebrating them now. 100 gram is not enough to never acknowledge it again. Or have anyone say happy birthday?

Tax-free, do we have to commit? You're giving away tax money on that. Commision. We have to commit an hour and a half. You're saying it's 10%. Because then we're just talking, it ends up being 30. Now, yes.

I think we owe it to the listeners to tell them what food Lauren brought into the studio this time. Oh, yes. We are looking at it. Scott, yeah. Would you care to describe it? Okay, I'll describe this food

and see if you can guess it. By the way, you are looking at it. Yeah, okay. Let's see how you do guess it. By the way, you are looking at it. Yeah, okay. Let's see how you do. It's food like, it's in the shape of food. It's long and I guess it's in the shape of a very curved penis. Let me ask you this.

Evolutionarily speaking. Yeah. Would you say it's designed intelligently? It's, you know what, it's almost as if it is intelligent because it's almost as if it comes in its own wrapper and its own, you know how when you get lunchables, they're in those little containers and then you peel back the plastic on top of them.

Yeah, like a baby report. Is that what you eat every day? I like my vegetables. I'm sorry. Haha. It's got as a sodium deficiency. I feel like I'm eating the ones. I either have to go swimming in the salt water of the ocean.

Wait, what are the pieces of vegetables? They're like, it's like a little like soft cracker with a new rub on tomato sauce. Rub on. Oh god, can you just spread it? Oh, please, spread it. You massage tomato sauce into it. That's what microwave it. No, when you cut if you were home,

but you're at school, what are you gonna do? That's true. True. You don't have access to the school microwave. I don't let you do that. They should have a microwave. They should have one microwave. They could have one microwave with every.

For the hundreds of kids. But you know kids have put metal in there. Oh, stupid kids. Hey, what kind of lunch box? Do they still make lunch boxes? It's a banana, by the way. Yeah it's been out. Yeah, I'm so weird Well, you all that rice cakes and peanut butter. Yeah, I did and I also had breakfast before that Barth if you're listening please party on a secret message coming to you in the midst of this show

They do still make lunch box I I what what kind ofbox did you have when you were a kid? I had a Wizard of Oz lunchbox of the movie or the books. The movie. It was called a thermos. Judy Garland and you know Wizard of Oz is interesting because it's one of the few like. Oh thank god. Anyway, Lauren. No, it's one of the few classic movies that has a female protagonist. True. You know what I mean?

I think it's interesting because like, a scarecrow came to life. Oh, well, I don't know. I never noticed that part of it. A lion walked on his hind legs. Yeah, a tin man. F**k. A man of tin.

I didn't even have a heart. Don't you think if that movie came out now, it'd be noted to death by the studio? Like it's a strangely structured. Well, they did that. I know that wasn't like updated, I guess. They did the whiz, that live one on a TV. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, did you watch that?

I did. I watched all those. I watched them all. All that stuff. But about half of them, I stopped midway through saying, oh, yeah. Oh, did you watch that? I did. I watched all those. I loved all that stuff. I watched them all. But about half of them I stopped midway through saying, oh, this is no good. I enjoy when it's bad. Really? I enjoyed the first one, the sound of music,

that was terrible. I remember like, I think we all gathered together at like Sarah Silverman's house or something, because it was the first one in a long time and we all loved musicals. I was like, come on over, and then within three minutes, it was like, oh, this is a bum. It looked like a soap opera.

Well, sometimes they're really strange. When they don't, I think most of them don't have an audience, and I find that really weird. Yeah. Because it reminds me of those ones that you'd watch growing up, but it's weird. Like, it just seems like really silent. The Fox Grease is live.

You'd hit it for no one. Yes, yeah. The Fox Grease one's live, you'd have heard no one. Yes, yeah. The Fox, Greece one, to care that in a great way. Yeah. Like a lot of it had an audience and some people cheering and all kinds of stuff. That one was a great one. Did you watch the Christmas story?

I watched about an hour of it. I watched it over the course of two days. It was very long. Well, you know who's amazing is that guy from Silicon Valley who apparently is a Broadway guy. Which dude from Silicon Valley? Oh, what's his name? Yeah, the guy with the Lamborghini. is a Broadway guy. Which dude from Silicon Valley? Oh, what's his name? Yeah, the guy with the Lamborghini.

The Lamborghini guy. Yeah. Chris. Chris. I don't know his name, I looked it up and I forgot, but he is. So why'd you bother? Why'd I look him up? Yeah, because I wanted to get a Broadway background.

Broadway background. He was amazing. Yeah. He made it worth it. Did you ever do musicals learn not really know I couldn't get in to any of them why did you audition audition for every day call you back Maybe once in a while were you ever in the mix? No No, what did you audition with a song from the show or some other song? I think it was usually a song from the show

I don't know I couldn't get into any play or musical at my school really a song from the show or some other song. I think it was usually a song from the show. I don't know, I couldn't get into any play or a musical at my school. Really? Interesting. I wonder why that is. Were you an introvert? No, but I, you know, I think part of it, my school had just like a lot of really good actors

and people who are really like obsessed with musical theater and stuff. They were just great. But I always, do we talk about this before? Because I really want to watch like videos by school plays and see if they were actually good. Yeah, we talked about this a little bit about how they're they're all we imagine them as these great productions, but they probably all were terrible. I know. But wait, we're talking about something before this. Okay, this is backwards through time. Anyways, just talking about those musicals.

I love sitting down and watching like a live event, and I love award shows for that same reason. And yet I invited you to a football game yesterday, and you would not come. It's, first of all, sorry, second of all. Not only that, but did not even ever give me a real answer as to whether you were coming or not. But I assumed you understood that we didn't watch the ball.

By the time it was over, I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure they're not coming. I'm sorry. I would have been more clear. I thought I was. No, no, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I knew you were out of town. It was mainly just because I wanted to cook this brisket. Oh, well, damn. And I did. Well, thanks for inviting us. It was really nice.

Sure. We had a great time. I assumed it was going to be like a lot of people and you wouldn't need my like, answer my matter. No, no, it was like 13 people or whatever. It was, and we had the exact right amount of food. Oh, I know. Yes, it was very unlucky.

We all broke our arms. Oh, watching the football game. Yep. Was we wearing to reenact? Yeah, we were pretending we were the quarterbacks. Right, sure. And we were moving our arms back and forth. And you're also old.

In forward passable motion. Forward passable. Um, you've never, you've said you have never watched a football game. No, that's not true. I mean, I grew up, my dad and brother always watched that stuff. I was, so I've seen a lot of that stuff, but it's just white noise to me. I hate it. I hate the sound of football.

Yeah. I really don't. So you are not ready for some football. I'm never ready for some football. Do you think you're just don't like, I've told my brother and brother to stay at home. What's the one sport you would, you like baseball? I like baseball. Do you love football?

I go in and out of various years where I have never watched a single game except for the Super Bowl and then I'll watch a lot of them. Especially if I'm, if I'm betting on them, then I will see. This is fun. Stephanie Allen was just telling me about how she bet on the bills and they are known to lose all the time, but they were doing whatever. She bet on them and she would have stood to win $30,000 if they won the Super Bowl. Wow.

And they just, they just lost last last big extra $100. And because the odds are so stacked against that. Right, right. But I was like, I got a gamble. I got a good idea on this. And that makes sports seem fun to me. Is it ironic that she bet on the bills and she would have won so many bills?

Yeah. Isn't it? It's ironic. It's really ironic. I do not like to gamble. Are you a gambler? I really enjoy roulette. If I'm in Vegas, I have a great time.

I will play for hours, because I kind of make it last. I don't spend a lot of money. But I can see the odds, the terrible odds, making it kind of exciting because it's such a long shot. Yeah, the right number. Oh my God, it's the best. I'm screaming, I love it. But it is horrible.

Like you typically will never win. Like anytime I've come, I've had moments where I'm like, way above what I came in with, but then I lose it all. But I just chalk it up to like, I got to play a game for four hours. Right, yeah. That's fun. I got to.

Yeah. For like a hundred bucks, I don't put it on. Right, yeah, yeah. The few times I've gambled like when I am losing the money, it feels so bad and it makes me so anxious. Like, what am I doing? Well, it is crazy when you play a game like Roulette because I go in there going like,

I don't care if I lose $100. I'll play this as long as I can. And then there'll be people who are just just throwing down so much money and losing it so fast. And it makes me feel insane, like watching them. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Like, that's crazy, because it's the worst game if you actually want to win a shit ton of money.

Yeah, right. But then this guy, I was standing next to this this guy and he was just putting down a hundred bucks like every time and it was just like he was spending thousands and thousands of dollars of time. And then he kept you like, you get to be like, I have a fight to catch. I have to go. My wife's going to be mad. I mean, I go to get out of here and then like just kept going and then he'd walk away

and then he'd go, and come back and put on like two more. I got a serious gambling problem. It was really upsetting. A gambling problem, a gambling addiction seems so horrifying to me. Like even more than a drug addiction for some reason. I don't know if it's just the, I guess it's just the anxiety because like- With a drug addiction you know what you're getting.

Well, it is also, it's not like you're gonna, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, it's also, it's not like you're gonna, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, it's also, it's a physical thing. And it's like, you are, you at least know you will get the respite of the drug. I guess you can get the drug. Well, I know people who are ex-drug addicts, alcoholics, who are now gambling at it. Yeah, I know. Because it's just like another way to, which, I get in some ways, it's safer, but in other

ways, you're losing all your money and it's not. Oh, so just the anxiety of it. I know it would make me feel crazy. And then people put down like 10 grand. I'm like, you're out of your mind. I don't know what. Ah, ah, ah. I have a gamble with her.

No, I don't, I don't. It's in my mind. Actually, when I was 20, it's making me want a gamble. It kind of, no, when I was 24, I guess, or 23 or 24, I would go to Vegas a lot. And then, because I didn 24, I guess, or 23 or 24, I would go to Vegas a lot, and then, because I didn't have any money,

I had just come back from Milwaukee. This makes sense, good. I just get a job. I just come back from Milwaukee where I basically spent all my money trying to fly back to Los Angeles, and I had to move back in with my parents. Wait, my walkie. What were you doing?

Wait, oh, what was in Milwaukee school? No, girl. So I moved to Milwaukee on Halloween to be with my girlfriend and then on November. On November first. It's here to which? Yeah. On November first,

she said, I'm not in love with you anymore. I want you to leave. Are you kidding me? That sucks so fast. I want you to leave. I'm okay. Yeah. That sucks so bad. And so then by Christmas last Halloween, I moved to Milwaukee. November 1st. I moved back home.

I was in the airport on Christmas Eve with like my, all my possessions in a trunk. And I was out of money. And I was out of money. And they weighed the trunk and they were like, this is overweight, it's going to be $75. Probably all the stickers, right? The stickers. On your steamer trunk.

Yeah, there weren't. They're weirdly, I told you about this trunk the other day. Oh, it's not weird. I know you pretty well. I, we were talking about the trunk the other day. I got it out of, at a, just the other day. I was walking down the street where I told you. I got this trunk from a roommate's old roommate.

He had left it in the apartment and it had stickers all over it. And when we, oh he was like, do you want this trunk my roommate left to here? When we opened it up, it was filled with books about Charles Manson. That's yes, I remember that. Oh my God.

And the guy was strange. Yeah. And so I had like a cursed trunk for a while. And I, so I went to the airport with it and they're like, this is over. Filled with, yes. Like every book available. I don't know.

And I had right, you know, his own writings and stuff. So anyway, I would carry everything around with it. And they said, this is overweight. You need to pay $75. And I just, I went white. And I said, I don't have any money. And they said, Merry Christmas. And they like packed it up. And they sent it back. Anyway, so I didn't have any money. So I was still full of the Manson books. Yeah, that's all I carried with me. Like these are pretty good. Why did I say yes? It's drunk. Now just just to work clear. When you went white, did you ever go back?

So what was I? Oh yeah, so I so I would go to Vegas with a friend and I was working at the Olive Garden. You're there. You're family. Oh, that's nice. Um, which, by the way, I was telling this to our friend told you on the other day, like how many proposals there were when I worked at Olive Garden?

Is that depressing? Oh, it's bleak, isn't it? Makes me sad. So I would make... If someone proposed to me there, I'd be told that. You'd have to say yes. I'd tell them. Wait, anyone?

Yeah, yeah. So I would make like, I would have like $400 or something, we would go to Vegas, and then that's when I got into like blackjack and the mechanics of it. And so I spent a good couple of years where I would go to Vegas just to make money. And I would- And it would work?

Yeah, and I would come back with like a couple thousand dollars or something. I remember the biggest bet I ever made was $1,500 on a single hand. And then I just, then I just, So what did you win? Yeah, I would win it. Yeah, I basically like got a car

and moved out of my parents' house. Like I sort of like, That's not how it's supposed to go. Yeah, not at all. But it was just the art of like grinding it out is what I was into of just like betting sauce. Be a zoo. Yeah, anyway.

So, but then I just gave it up and I just haven't done it. In fact, I went with the writers of Bang Bang to Vegas maybe two years ago and none of them knew how to gamble. None of them had ever played like Blackjack. They're all like such dorks or whatever. They had just like never. They're all like, how do you do this?

I was like, oh, here comes it down to the Blackjack table. I'll teach you how. And they're like, I'm really cool. Hold on. No, just like, they're all in their thirties and they have never. No, no, I've gambled with Hanford in Louis. Where are we? Louis C case. Louis. Yeah. I don't know. It's always a gamble with him.

We just did Rulat and Hanford just kept losing just so much. He just put a bettidoll on double zero. And then he put a S for more chips and lose them all. God, it made me laugh. So I showed them all how to play Blackjack, and it was like the first time I'd played in a decade or something, I was like, oh, here's how you do it. And then within 10 minutes, I was like $600 up.

And they're all like, wow, so this is how you play. I was like, the other part of this is like no window walk away from the table. So I was like, all right, wow, so this is how you play. I was like, uh, the other part of this is like, no window walk away from the table. So I was like, all right, I'm stopping now. Well, that's my problem is because I'm like, I can get ahead and then I'm like, well, now I have a lot to play with. Right.

Yeah. Um, anyway, that's the story of my gambling. Give a bet on sports. Oh, when I said, I said I gamble on sports, it's I'm only, I'm'm in a I'm in a football pool Every year with a like a friend filled with footballs Yeah, I jump into it Before I

Oh I had a dream last night I drowned and it woke me up Oh, did you guys prayers you're waking up? I knew it was a movie. Here's the thing. It's not a movie. I knew I was an actor in a movie and that there were people all around me. And then I started thinking about the safety precautions

of the movie of like, of like, oh, I wonder how they're doing this to where if I drown. And then I was like, oh, wait, there are none. No, no, no, no. And then I just dragged it out. I always wonder how they shoot things like that in movies.

Do they do use like a big tank? Like when like, like the abyss or stuff, yeah, they would have a big tank. So weird. Titanic. So weird. They were just sitting in a big tank. They're big tank aquaman.

The green screen. The green screen. Yeah. We want to talk about that. We want to talk about that. Yes. Look, we have to take a break. All right, fine.

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I love that look. I love it. It's so annoying. It's good. Oh, okay. It's good now. No, it's good now. I am sorry.

I'm sorry. What is your guilty pleasure song that you love the people hate? Mm-hmm. I like some country songs that I think people you had me, and I like some cut Shut a cap listening No, I stop. Are you thinking whiskey? Am I drinking whiskey? It's like you're like a coffee. I need scotch it's risky. And my dream is to- It does look like you're like, it's coffee and meat scotch. I'm like, it's so little in there. Okay, let me just get one more gop.

I'm parsing out my gulps because I want to be able to free to talk. Gotta be able to use cheese. One of my people. I like this one song. Can we play it? I got a barbecue you stayin' in a Watt-T shirt. I feel it.

I can cry at country songs like really easily. Really? If a song came out, I was watching a New Year's Eve performance by Lady Antebellum. Nine. Oh my god, let me sound. Lady Antebellum, that's the main one. Lady Antebellum, yeah. And it was really cheesy and I was like, this is so good.

Like I just sometimes the songs are so emotional. There's a Lady Antebellum song that cool up and I sing all the time. Really? Yeah. I can't remember what it is. It's the one where, what is it? I can't remember.

Well, I like this one song called 17 by Eric Church. Can you play it? And it's about the age that he likes to date. Yeah. Oh, but I love it. Nick, why do you add a tweet about how like rough, I can't remember what the actual tweet is, but roughly a third of rock songs are all about how a woman

is underage, but I still want to date her. There are so many. There's so many. There are so many. There are a lot. Yeah, they pop up all the time. I just saw on someone was posting about how Jerry Seinfeldon who was 39 dated a 17 year old.

Yeah, Shoshana, whatever. She's like took her to that house whatever. She had a long steam. Yeah. Very weird. Fucking crazy. And apparently he has a kid who's 17 now. Yeah, and people, I remember that at the time. I got my sights set on him or her.

At the time, it was like people made jokes about it. And maybe there were a few people saying that this is inappropriate. Yeah. She was in high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a teeny show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a TV show. I'm guessing that was on the show. That's a big fan.

Love to have a Yomashou. 17. By whom? Eric Church. Eric Church. Eric Church. Take it to the church. We want to hear the song.

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I like it. It was great. Three wishes was the one that Kool-Up worked on as a logger, the Amy Grant hosted one, where they built build houses. I didn't follow any of that. He was a logger. Okay, there's a show called Three Wishes where they would built houses. I didn't follow any of that. He was a logger. Okay, there's a show called Three Wishes where they would build houses. And any grant was the host of it. Okay. And Kool-Up

would log the tapes, meaning she would type everything they say. Oh, okay. That's a job that a lot of like people at UCB and stuff, they have when they move out here is just reality show logging. So Kool-Up is not cutting down trees to build these houses. No, but she she worked on springstein that's 17. She springs that's a big 17 in the song. Oh, okay. So, so she worked on that and then she became a producer on America's God talent weirdly enough from that.

So she produced America's kind of talent. Wait, what's a logger? I just explained it. I was a little... I was a little sick. I was a little sick as we were dealing with the song. She, you watched the tape and you typed everything that happens. Okay, but it's funny because it sounded like it was about a house. She was a lawful. Yes, we went through all this. So you had that conversation. And then did you say, because I thought, yes, no, we did all of it. We that's what I thought that but it's actually this You know

For the sound I love this Did you play this in a way There was a song you played a lot in a way. No. But I didn't think it was that one thing. This, that country thing of, I'm gonna make a list of things.

I'm gonna say this list of things. This is my lifestyle. It fucking works every time. I love it. It's very successful. It was like playing a lot. It was some woman. Oh, so.

Oh, anyway, so cool up. Yeah, she was a producer on America's Got Talent. Where basically she would convince people who were terrible that they were, that the judges probably thought they were good. And to get them to go out on stage and she started like, oh my god. She started hating it so much. And your asshole Hoff was there at the time.

Anyway, these are her. That would feel so bad. These are her stories. Yeah, these are her stories. It was like when I worked, this is when I worked at the LA Times and I was like salesman of the month. What?

For a while. Convincing people to buy the paper and it became so easy for me where like I could get anyone to buy it And I started feeling so bad that I quit. What are you guys pointing at? These are her stories and I did the law and order sound Is that part of law and order? Yeah, these are their stories. Oh, I didn't know when you did. Well, they explain the two branches of my daughter.

No, nobody heard except say. I heard it. I didn't understand that. I'm a judge. Anyway. On one of these shows. Oh, my God. On one of these shows Brad Paisley was on it.

Yeah. And he sang a song about how he was adopted. He did, can you look this up Sam? He didn't have to, I think is what it's called, Brad Paisley. And he, it's a song, oh gosh, I'm like practically two. He up now. I'm gonna cry just the title.

It's about, it's about his dad not having to love him, but he did. Oh my God. I thought it was gonna be about someone adopting him. No, no, his dad, his dad. That's so good. Do we have, it's, say my idea. Would find out about me in the turnaround run. I don't say much about you crying.

Man, I call my dad when I was five years old. He took my mom out to a movie. And for one, he shot her in the head. You mum, daddy. I remember you, daddy. I remember you crying, daddy. I overheard him pop the question. So I just really can't deal with a ghost. I'm not your daddy! So I just really can't deal with her both, you know?

She's got all of us up. I know. I've been trying to train myself. I'm glad Brad Basley is backing me up. Anyway. Wait. Wow. Yeah. I like, yeah, I seriously just talk to you about it. Anyway, so that's very nice.

So I remember clop, clop, like finding that in my iTunes or something and going like, what is this? And then me not even being able to explain it without like tearing up. Anyway. But, Janie and I once were going, we were taking a trip to Palm Springs. What is this? And then me not even being able to explain it without like tearing it up. You know what I mean? I'm playing it. Jani and I once were going, we were taking a trip to Palm Springs,

we're driving down, so we made this playlist for the road. And I'd just gotten this avid brothers album and hadn't listened to it yet. And so this song, I think I'd seen them, the thing that made me get the album was, I'd seen them do this song on a talk.

You heard Joe Dappetown was doing your documentary about him. Did he? Yeah, so I got a good idea. I got a great man my knowledge. Because I definitely want to see Joe Dappet. I want to see it, too when I had our documentary. No, everything.

So this song is called, is it called Murdered in the City? And it's murdered in the city, and it's murdered in the city. Yeah, wow. If I get murdered in the city, don't go avenging my name. So Sam, can we play that a little bit? Let's hear a little bit of the avid brothers murdered

in the city. The things that I think of, no need to get over along, I'm coming home. Glad we got right to the new day. Good to see you. Good to see you. That's wonderful. My dad would say, he said, I love you and I'm never happened before but I started crying and then Janie was crying too.

Like we checked in with each other like are you crying? Who's like yeah I'm crying. Who's driving? Janie was driving. Oh good. You think I can't cry and drive? We checked in with each other like, are you crying? Who's like, yeah, I'm crying. Who's driving? Janie was driving. Oh good. You think I can't cry and drive? Do I have to walk through?

Yeah. But it was a crazy experience because it caught us by surprise. Because you just happened to be present in the moment that you're sleeping too and at the same time. Yeah, and then as it was going on, when you start to feel like your nose starts to tingle, you feel it in your face, that it's gonna start happening.

It's like, and then you go through that thing, am I gonna start crying at this song? I always, I cry at songs a lot, like in my car, for two seconds, it'll just be like, but I always think it's funny that if someone could watch that, because it's just like driving along and be like, oh, and then it's gone and you're like, okay.

They're like, what is this woman is a lunatic? Right, for two seconds. That's over. You just squeeze out like two tears. Like a minute of windshield. You were like, you were like, you just solely installed for that purpose. Okay, look, we have to take another breath. All right.

Sorry. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.

Welcome back. Welcome back. How do you know that song? From Welcome Back Hotter? You used to watch welcome back otter. Yes Mr. Love that show when I was a kid. I loved it. I never watched it. It's terrible But I um, I you know it makes me think of head of the class, which I definitely watched a lot more But I um I you know it makes me think of head of the class which I definitely watched a lot more Tristan I don't remember Yeah, what was it? I made that for one of the actors like when I moved here one of the actors kids

Which one Howard Hesseman Billy Conley okay? Oh, yeah Jim Valleys yes absolutely And I've ever been like that's so cool like you know when you out here, then suddenly there's like someone who you watched on TV. Tell us all their dirty secrets now. She was so nice. When you sneaked into our house. Yeah. I could've been alert, we are shit. She was so great.

And they were so good. If you're staying in someone's house, do you like look in their stuff? Oh, all the top. I don't, because I always really like fear that somehow they'll know I did that. But I do slightly open medicine cabinets. I feel like, you know, in a bathroom. If I think of it, I don't always think of it though. Yeah, I don't, but I feel like people talk about it like it's an extremely common thing. Like, you know, everyone does this.

Well, I always fear that when I have someone take care of my pets. I'm like, don't go through my shit. Cause I wouldn't do that if I were like taking care of my actual friends. If it was someone I didn't really know, there might be more chance that I would do that. Well, I never want to do an Airbnb with my house. Right. Yeah. Like, if we're going away, we can make money by doing that.

And I'm like, I don't want that. And she says, well, you know, you can hide all your stuff wherever it's like. They'll find a murder dungeon. It's not even about them snooping. It's just about people, just about their smells. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, their molecules. Yeah. Don't want their molecules in there. It is weird. It feels like if we were ever to have a beach house or something, I would just want it to be shuttered when we're not there. I don't want anybody in it.

Shuttered on the beach. I want it shuttered on the beach. What am I thinking? I used to have a baby said. I used to babysit all the time and I never snoop. So I feel like I have, maybe I don't have that instinct. You don't do help yourself to whatever's in the fridge? Well, yeah.

But would they say help yourself to whatever's in the fridge? Yeah, they always did. Right. Yeah, I wouldn't just do something they didn't say. But I always cleaned, I always went like above and beyond. But when I, when I know that like people I know who have babysitters and they don't do this, I'm like, how can I even fucking do the dishes?

It's part of the job. That's very good. That's the way doing the dishes that you used or just doing whatever dishes happen to be there. I think if the tacos to bed and there's a sink of dishes, that should be done by the time the pandemic. Interesting. I like doing stuff like that if I stay at somebody's house.

Yeah. Like to leave it a little better than I found it. Yeah. When we rented a house up in San Yinez a few years back for a week. And Cool Up goes above and beyond. And she cleaned. So like Cool Up.

She cleaned that place. She cleaned it so well that we forgot our blender, like a big expensive blender. And we drove. Like you left it there? We left it there. And we drove back. And two and a half hours later, and we were. Like you left it there? We left it there and we drove back and two and a half hours later and we were like,

God, what do we do? Do we just drive all the way back for two and a half hours and then drive another two and a half hours and she called them and they had come into the house and they were like, this place looks so nice. We will pay to have this shit to you. Oh, that's nice. Well, you should have anyway too.

You have fucking assholes. We just hate you. Be decent human beings. Right. It's time to play a feature. What do we got, Lauren? What do you got? Did you bring something?

Oh, yeah. OK. This game is called Celebrity Hunt. OK. Oh, finally, the most dangerous games. Now, so basically, one person will say... Isn't it interesting that Lloyd Bridges had a show called Sea Hunt? Yeah, if you just like...

And they got away with it. Yeah, boy. Because we all know what he was hunting. Yeah. Okay, the one person will say a celebrity's name, then we'll all say hunt. Right. Then the next person says a celebrity's name that starts with the last letter of the previous celebrity's name.

Okay, and how did... And then we all say hunt until someone just until I think we try to keep giving you go faster and faster. Also, we could add a wrinkle where you have to say living people. And if you say, oh, if you say dead person, okay, and then I also think no one say Dolores O'Rierdon. If it's from the cranberries, it just happened today. I didn't know that. Yes. That's horrible. It's the lead that. Yes. That's horrible. The lead singer. Oh my god, she's amazing. We were talking about the cranberries on stage this weekend.

Really? Yes. They were just touring. Yeah. How did she die? Let's hope she doesn't turn into a zombie. Oh. This joke has already been made a million times by the time this comes out.

Yes. Five months later. Wait. How did you pass away? I'll look at it. I don't know. Okay. No one knew. Let's just try the regular version.

Yes. And I think as it goes out, we can try to go a little faster. And then if someone can't think of one in a reasonable amount of time, they're out. They're out. Okay, got it. Okay, so. You're going to start. Are you ready?

And we all have to say hunt. And Paul is looking at his phone. I was trying to see what Dolores Soverear didn't die. I don't think they're saying. I'm just gonna say. Excuse me. Hey, I hiccuped. Oh my. Ricky Martin.

Hunt. Natalie Ambrulia. Hunt. Ashton Koocher. Hans. Ashton Kutcher. Hans. Ridley Scott. Tom Hanks. Hans.

Steve Martin. Hans. Natalie Portman. Hans. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-d Horatio sands. Huzz. Oh, oh, this is so shamanic. Huzz. Yeah, true.

Yeah, oh, it's a Z. I'm thinking of the next. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, Terry Cruz Sam Smith you already said that I said it. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm you out. Okay. I guess I'm someone said Sam Smith. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm Said Sam Sparrow

Okay, well, what was the last one before Sam's, oh, so that's how you're gonna have a good time. Terry Cruz, Terry Cruz. Sam Rockwell. Hunt, Lolita Davidavision. Hunt. Huntress Thompson. He's dead.

Oh, shit. Hey, what you want? I thought we were doing the regular, okay. Oh, whatever. Yeah, that's what we, we're in need of people we said dead before. I don't think we said dead before I don't think so Horatio's not dead as of this recording. Oh God Okay, that was fun okay

I like we so much positive mostly for me Should we do it again and have a more specific category? Oh? Like specific meaning it has to be like just movies just TV or like or like, okay, something like that. You want to do movies? Like they have to be movie actors or movie titles. I guess we could do movie title. Let's try with movie titles. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. Go. The little mermaid. Hunt. I forgot about Hunt.

Death in Venice. Hunt. Can I ask just quickly, does the count? No. No. OK, what did you say, death in Venice? OK. Hunt.

Fight. Um. It. Enter the dragon. Enter the dragon. Fuck you. Enter the dragon. Fine. You gotta give me one. Um. Um.

Um. Nice. Well, you get uh, nice. There's a lot of stuff. Well, is you get a certain word? Maddie can. No, that's not the thing. The adventures of Maddie. Yeah.

I want to get. Wait, I'm not out. Yeah, keep going. All right. Uh, uh, uh, so I said enter the dragon. All right. Um, um, natural born killers hunt. Hunt.

Um, someone to watch over me hunt, uh, eternal sunshine of the Sputlus mind. Hunt, um, day of the dead, hunt, uh, dawn of the dead, hunt, um, day the dead. Hunt. Um, Davey Earth stood still. The comment up. Hunt, uh, Lelita hunt. After hours, hunt, uh, shit. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it.

I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. of the Mohicans. Hunt. Stargate. Hunt.

A-ing movie. No! Paul wins again. Egg movie that's been signed self-dext one. Be movie! Be movie, egg movie, eh. Why would it be? Why is this not happening?

I think it did do with be movie. Because it's not the season now. We're not saying it's a movie about eggs. So he just would do anything, any now. Well he got his point across with B movie. I get the plan words and that was a big movie. That's out of the way. And is it about...

Is it about anthropomorphic A? Yes, of course it is. Oh, sorry, sorry. I can't fucking find its nest. I think they can't find its nest. What was B movie about? What was the plot of B movie? No one saw that. Was it about an actor B? I was in movie. I was was the plot of B movie? No one saw that.

Was it about an actor B? It was a bad movie. I was working in Dreamers at the time, and I remember they had a re-through of it, and they were like, oh my God, this is so funny. Oh, boy, boy. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, well, that was fun. That was fun. That was fun. Celebrity hunt. I feel like I know why you've just screamed a hunt. What if you got extra points for if you, I guess Hunter S. Thompson would have been extra points because it has hunts in the actual. Hunt, hunt, and hunt of the red October. Hunt of the red October.

Hunt for the red October. Also Woody Allen celebrity if you got the head in there. That's true. With Kenneth Brana doing the best Woody Allen impression. Boy, oh, I love you, you know, I love that people now have to apologize for having been in Woody Allen. And they have to give their money back. Yeah, I honestly kind of want to give my money like I'm donating my salary from a different movie. That has nothing to do with it.

Just gonna get some headlines. Some good press. I'm gonna get those headlines. I mean, any donation you make is part of your salary. That's true. So it's like, how are you saying from the Woody Islands? Unless you found the money in a treasure hunt. Hunt!

Hunt! Treasure this year, Modre. What if we did this, but it's treasure hunt. We had to name different types of treasure. Okay. All right, let's go. Ready? Ruby's hunt.

Diamonds. Hey, no, it just start with the letter. You can't just say. I forgot. I thought it sounded like Larry important to it. I was in the same place, so it was just naming treasure things. It's like the whole thing.

Let's do it again. All right, rubies. Hunt. Slashbuckler. You're out. Yeah, sapphires. Hunt. Summed up loons.

Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh, hoon. Oh no. No, no. No. No. No.

No. No. Stop making it plural. Stop making it plural. Stop. Stop. Stop making it plural. Not a bad title.

No. The fatal flaw. The fatal flaw. The fatal flaw. The fatal flaw. We should have a feature called fatal flaw. Stop. Ruby.

Stop. Ruby. Stop. The fatal flaw. We should have a feature called fatal flaw. Some Ruby. Some Ruby. And then it's all just become some more gold. Some different gold. Some different gold. Different from that.

Some of you, you poor one. Oh, good shit. What's so mean, you poor one? Oh! Oh, good shit. Alright, we're out of time. We're out of time. We're out of time. We'll see you next time. Bye! Bye!

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Hear no! Hear no!