Threedom - Threevisiting: The Pretzel Gang
Episode Date: October 3, 2023Threevisiting on the Tues: The Threedom Boys discuss their best Halloween costumes, fix commercials and play Categories. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedom...usa@gmail.com. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).
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who on Twitter is At Punk 01.
And that is the rock opera remix of the theme song.
And that was great.
I loved it.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you at Punk.
Thank you, sorry.
Not at Punk.
Thank you, sorry.
Thank you very much for the party.
Fucking love dick.
Loved it so much.
Don't look at me like that, Paul.
It kills my spirit.
Lauren, oh God, look at yo.
Hi everyone, welcome back to Threadam.
My poll have topkins.
What account is this?
What account was what?
I beg your pardon. What account is this? What account was this who sent cunt was what I Bigger part of the
God Lauren is this what cunt was this who sent us this at punk
Whoever it is no whoever whoever's Twitter relied into shavin doesn't follow Tracy Reardon
Oh, I see what you're talking about
Cool snub of off book
But no, no, no you don't't. You don't just check in, but they don't check out.
I actually don't want you to do it.
There's always my way.
I don't want to do.
Kevin J. Bartelt.
All right, so we're looking.
On the screen is Kevin.
Jeffrey.
We were playing that theme from a Twitter account and Kevin's logged into his Twitter and
Lauren is taking Umbridge, that he does not follow her fake account. Where I am mad that he is logging into Twitter and work.
My fake account is thriving.
I'm Scott Ocarman and over here is Paul of Tompkins.
Yeah, I already said.
You did?
I did.
And my name is...
Oh no, okay, you said it.
She did.
Lauren.
Who are you?
I'm Lauren Lafton.
Who are you supposed to be?
I'm supposed to be Lauren Lafayette.
No, it works.
What's your best Halloween costume
that you've ever had?
Speaking of who you're supposed to be?
It was really, like you gave us a real James Lipton.
What was your own classic was I was called
Under the Robot?
Yes, yes.
Oh, I know that robot.
Great picture.
You sent me the picture.
I did send it to Fantastic. Another great one. You sent sending that picture to just Paul. Yeah. I don't get
it. I did. And then she deleted it from her phone. And I deleted the cloud because this
could be humilian. Delete the cloud. Delete the entire cloud. Delete your cloud. That's
why I say and so delete your cloud. Delete your cloud. Delete your cloud. You bitch.
By the way, when Hillary Clinton said delete your account, it was not funny, right? I don't need politicians to be funny.
No, we don't need that.
I just need them to be.
Everyone talks about like it was the fun, like,
oh my God, she got him, it was the funniest,
it was not funny.
Of course, it's not funny.
Can I say?
I don't need politicians to go on Saturday night live either.
It was a little funny just because he's such a Twitter maniac.
Yeah, but it didn't work. It wasn't. It didn't work. He still has that account.
Also, like you know her like staffer was like, exactly.
Her like her Twitter person was like, I'm gonna take the lead your account. Is that okay, ma'am?
And she was like, is that a thing? I know I know. I know. Is that what humans do?
Yeah, I know I fucked up when I did the three emojis. How it makes feel about your student debt.
You're gonna go to the polls. Oh
All right, anyway, so so small wonder was a classic D Pokemon go to the poll you never heard
Oh, you got a
She doesn't even know it is
Pokemon go to the polls all right, so small wonder was good. What else you got? They did this mannequin challenge
You know, I've never really gotten to into Halloween. I feel like we've discussed a little bit that I don't really care about
About costumes. You don't now or you never did you're all about ghosts and goblins. You don't care about cost
I like ghosts and the goblins come to harmonize
Yeah, but I don't really care about doing the costume thing,
but I guess it's because, you know,
we get to dress up and be dumb a lot.
But do you not care now or you never cared?
Did you like Halloween when you were a kid?
When I was a little kid, yes,
but I was a cat basically every year,
just different variations.
Why?
I love cats.
And I wanted to be a cat.
Yeah.
I was ironically a power ranger and fit.
What do you mean you are ironically a power
reader? Because I thought I was too old for it. In fifth grade? Oh wait, you were ironic about it.
Yeah, I was ironically. I was like, this is funny for me to be a power. It is kind of funny when
you're 10. Yeah, although when you're 10, it's not technically not too old. Well, people think it's
that you just want to be that. But that's pretty funny. I don't know if I've told you this story before.
Oh, I hope you have.
And I don't.
Thank you.
I don't want to bring it back really bad.
Because I can't remember, this is a story I've thought about.
I thought about this.
It's not even a story.
It's a moment that happened in my brain that comes back to me so many times.
Those are weird.
There was a girl that I went to high school with
who was hot.
I went to grade school and high school with her.
She was like kind of a nerdy girl.
And the nerdy, the kind where she took off her glasses,
she was beautiful.
She didn't know how beautiful she was.
She didn't have glasses, she was just ugly.
Oh.
She put on glasses, she was beautiful.
She was a burglary nice little person.
And she's listed.
But she was kind of a...
She was kind of a dirty girl.
And I saw a commercial for some Halloween costume, like a ready-made Halloween costume,
that involved like having an inflatable head piece.
They would make commercials for Halloween.
Yeah, yeah. This was like...
I remember this... I remember this,
I remember this seeing this thing so well
and thinking, oh my God, she's gonna,
because we were having a costume party at school.
I was like, she's gonna wear that.
She's gonna wear that.
I became convinced of it.
I thought she was going to wear that.
I was like, she is the type.
She is the type of person that is going,
that would do a thing like this.
Because of what the costume was
or the size of the head.
Because of, because the costume was such a dorky thing,
and I was like, oh no, she's gonna do that.
Because here's what I was concerned for.
I was concerned for her.
The costume was like, they just made up characters.
They weren't like established characters.
Oh, that's bad.
They just made up a thing.
I was like, no kid would ever want this.
Look at the pretzel guy.
You know, what if she does that?
I was not so much that I would,
the pretzel. Was What if she does that? I was not so much that I would I would. Pretzel. Was that a negative costume? I'm just make I was thinking of the peanuts gang.
Mine is well. Oh, the pretzel gang. Pretzel gang. Oh my god. That's how it's the pretzel gang.
Hey, we're the pretzel gang. Hey, get out of here. Pretzel gang. Back at it. Um, we're
dim pretzel gang. So she um, uh, I, She, I don't think it was that I was like,
oh, she will definitely be wearing that.
Was it like a what if she wears this?
It was like bad with that being kind of, yeah.
It just, it was like that weird, that cringey.
When you start to have empathy when you're a little kid,
and it was cringey and it was making my heart hurt.
And then we had the party and she was just like,
dress like a gypsy or whatever.
A gypsy.
Yeah.
Romance.
She was like, yeah, she was a Romney person.
Hobos and Gypsy party.
It was that kind of thing.
Yeah, like everyone else.
Everyone had their own homemade costume.
So on PC, but you can't do that anymore, right?
Those were the days.
You know, the most on PC party.
We could be Hobos and Gypsies and everyone loved it.
And if you wore a hobo and gypsy,
you were actually the weirdo.
Everyone's so sensitive.
When I was a kid, every year,
for Halloween, we would have a Jew party.
Everyone dressed up like a Jew.
So wait, did you like her or were you just,
no, you were just empathetic to her?
It was just a random thought.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it killed me like I can still remember the feeling.
And it cuts a school and you show up wearing it
so that she doesn't feel so bad.
And she's like, I'm a kid of sea.
Merciless, I had the shit kicked out of me.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm trying to think through my costumes.
I definitely was Batman when I was about five.
And I have the cutest picture of my brother and I.
He's Superman.
I'm Batman.
Is the tiniest little Batman?
Well, it's finest.
The two men needed to save
everything.
And then that's a great tagline.
Can I see a man needed to say
everything?
Batman, it's Superman.
The two men needed to save
everything.
That's so nice.
I was a vampire and I remember
my mom doing like doing
makeup for the V, the widow's picture. I was I believe I was a vampire and I remember my mom doing, like doing makeup for the V, the widow's makeup.
Who would have speak, sure.
I was, I believe I was Luke Skywalker once
and I got a karate outfit and that's how I did it.
That's a good one.
I was Han Solo.
Where did you wear a vest?
My mother made me a vest.
She made me a black one.
I didn't make.
And I had a ray gun.
My aunt makes costumes for her grandkids
and she made them for her kids when they were little.
Would she make them for my kids?
Did she make it for me?
Would you make it for me?
Her costumes are amazing,
and she did one for my cousin's kid
from the game Fortnite.
I think it was Fortnite.
There's like a big tomato head character, is that a thing?
Anyway, she made this,
why are you working at him?
Like he would know and you wouldn't.
He's the youngest person in the room.
Tomato head, it's just big. Wait, look at this character. His head looks like a character. She made this she made this like he would know and you wouldn't he's the youngest person. I know
His head looks like she made this costume and it looked so good She made the head out of like just object. You know, I mean she's like what she formed the mask out of like her own design
Wow, it was really impressive
That's cool. It looks like the Pringles guy. It's the Pringles guy
It is the Pringles guy, but it's a meadow instead of a potato.
I mean, this is a rip off of the Pringles guy.
I'm gonna see your added court.
Would you, where, what if we said this year,
let's do real costumes and all three of us really do a costume?
On the day itself.
Yeah.
Or whatever.
On Halloween.
Or at a party or something.
Yeah, we do.
It's such a pro.
I remember every year I went to.
If it was, yeah, if it was a mandatory thing
and it would depend on the people involved.
I basically never wanted to go to a board.
If it was a community service.
Do you go to Halloween parties?
I suggest you to wear a costume for Halloween.
I think when I was in my 30s, cool up and I would go to
so stupid. We would go to, one, so stupid.
We would go to at least one every year,
and it was always like, what are you gonna be this year?
And then I remember we would always do it so late
that you would end up going to the thrift store.
Like it would be like, the thrift store, we have costumes.
And then it's just shit they put together,
like, hey, you're a, you're a pimp.
Yeah.
You know, so, but it was always way too late, right?
So, and then then a certain point, it was just like, I don't have any enjoyment in doing this
anymore.
Yeah.
You know, I don't care.
And I don't even like get trick or treaters.
Yeah, we don't get it.
I don't understand them.
I would love if they came by, but our place is really good.
I think all the kids go to a nicer neighborhood.
Well, you know, where I used to live,
we lived over by Bob Hoops house,
and a really nice part of Touloucalaic,
and people would drive in there.
And so one year it was really fun.
I had a whole bunch of friends over,
and we just walked around,
because everyone had such a like a rich area
and I had like the shittiest place in the rich area.
By the way, everyone, it was a condo.
Literally, like, you know, there's like one condo
and then an alley and then rich houses, right?
So.
A condo.
Thank you.
So, but every place would decorate with like
haunted house shit and have mazes and all that stuff
So it was really fun as an adult to like be drinking out on the street and going through. I love drinking on the street
Drink it on the street. I was doing Billy on the street nice
Here's the thing though one of the year. I was Han Solo. Yes
I'll never get this one lady. She's like, who are you?
Star Wars is just come out.
This is 77?
Huge hit.
Yeah, 77.
I'm Rista's Han Solo.
She says, it came out in May of 1977.
Yeah, feel like October.
There was.
I know it was a slow burn and it took three months
and there were lines around the block
and people couldn't get into it for months at a time.
Yeah, there was still biocultural.
Our local movie theater is celebrated
one year of showing Star Wars.
Yeah.
So she said who are you supposed to be?
And I said, Han Solo, and she said,
Han Solo, where's Gretel?
And I was like, you know, fucking get it.
Is that what I'll never forget?
I borrowed a friend's cat costume for one of my years.
Yeah, you're a cat every year.
I had grown all of my cat costumes.
No, it was a different color every year. I had my growth spurt. So I was a gray cat my year. You're a cat every year. I had grown all of my cat costumes. No, it was a different color every year.
I had my growth spurt.
So I was a gray cat this year,
and my friend gave me her old costume,
and it was like a, it was a full suit.
Like you get in it, and it had a head and you.
Oh, that's no fun.
And then this woman said I was a monkey,
and I felt so sad.
Oh.
I was like, six or so.
I was like, so sad.
Monkey.
Why are you a monkey?
I was like, I'm a cat.
So how often do you have pointed ears, bitch?
Yes.
How often are adults right when they guess what?
I don't think they should be guessing.
They should be guessing.
They should be saying, who are you?
I think they should say, oh, I love your costume.
I'm so old.
Tell me about it.
Tell me about your costume.
Here's all they should say.
Wow, you guys look great and give that candy. Yeah, I
Maybe I don't know I like the recognition. I got very shy. I didn't like it if you for sure know what they are you could say yeah
Oh, you're from frozen, but you know, oh, you're a guy with a vest and a ray gun
Yeah, oh, you're a future murderer
I I would get weirdly shy about,
yeah, the costume and then having to talk as myself.
Me too, I think.
I was shy too.
I could talk to my little friends and everything,
but I didn't like the dumb little friends.
That whole, my stupid little friends,
I didn't like that exchange at the door.
A ugly girl that used to go trick a treaty with it.
It's good.
And I fell in love with her.
And her name is Jane.
I was so shy once, I was thinking about this the other day.
I don't know how it's possible that this happened to me.
Bring it on, but I know.
I have- We'll be able to figure it out.
I have relatives, I don't trust my memory on it,
but I remember it very vividly,
but I have relatives and had relatives in other states.
I still do, but I went to- I also have relatives.
I went to Arizona once. I've relatives. In multiple states, I still do. But I went to have relatives. I went to Arizona once.
In multiple states.
I really do.
I went to Arizona once to my grandmother's house.
You go?
And I go and how'd you get that?
By sleigh.
But I'm like, what was the root you took?
Like did you go over the river?
Did you go through the woods?
Yeah, the whole deal.
I hold it.
You guys, how you headed?
I was like, yeah, they get there. So I it. You guys, how you how you how to give it? How you how to get there?
So I go to the, I go to the house and my grandmother says,
oh, by the way, there's a boy your age who,
and I'm, I think I'm, I think I'm six.
I'm like grandma.
So I'm six or so and she goes,
oh, there's a boy next door who is your age.
Why don't you go knock on the door
and ask if he wants to play.
And I was like shy and I'm like, nah, I don't want to do that.
And they're like, yeah, yeah, my parents are like,
yeah, that would be so fun.
Probably just to get me out of their hair or whatever.
I mean, doesn't that sound terrifying?
Yes.
But I remember that.
I do want to play.
That's hell, I would never do that.
So all I did was I went and I remember playing in the rocks
in... I am self.
...by myself for I was like...
Being in the rocks.
Yeah, because it's Arizona and there aren't like grass or anything.
So I was like at about 90 minutes, I decided that's probably enough
to make them think that I was there for that long.
And then, and then I went back in the house
and they were like, how was it?
I was like, oh, it was fun.
It's a great guy.
And I got away with it.
And they never, as far as I know,
they never asked later about the,
oh, would you think of my grandson?
Or anything like that?
It was just like, I got away with it.
Did I ever tell you the story of when I was like tagging along
with my brother and his friends,
and then they kind of ditched me,
and I started picking flowers from this person's yard
all around this tree,
and I was making a little bouquet for my mom
and then this man came out and went,
stop picking a flower, you was screaming.
I mean, you understand now that you're
and adults.
I was only like six or seven.
It's old enough to know.
And then I ran home and threw them in the gutter
on the way I can the ground, you know.
Really?
Because I was so upset and embarrassed,
and then I just didn't give them to my mom.
I used to, when I was in high school,
okay, I lived across this street from my high school, right?
Moving.
Oh, weird.
But I still had to.... But I still had to...
That's the dream you could spine everyone.
But I was on the one end of...
But how are you spying on that?
You just look out your window after school
and see where everyone goes, they talk to...
But you just run, like make a beeline for home.
I didn't have that kind of view.
Get out the binocs.
Yeah.
You still had to go down a street,
so I didn't have that kind of view. Get out the binocs. Yeah. You still had to go down a street, so I didn't have that kind of view.
I lived across the street,
so but the problem was as I lived on one end,
and my first class when I was a senior
was the totally far end, you know?
So I still, I would be so late every day
that I would drive my car to as close as I could get,
which was part of the suburbs,
and I would park the car at Harvard Yard, of course.
Paul just yond so hard.
I'm sorry guys.
I'm tired too.
So I would park the car as close as I could get to the school.
I'm so titious, but you went,
I didn't make a sound.
I was quiet.
Other than the sound.
Life at the Acropolis.
So I would park the car as close as I could get
to the high school and these guys are like
Snapchatting during all of these stories.
Snapchatting, remember that?
I do remember that.
Coming back.
So but the thing was, my mom would still make a lunch
for me when I was a senior.
Oh my God.
And I need to make your own lunch.
Give her a mom a break.
We're just going home.
But that's the thing is, I would go home.
Really?
She would make you a lunch at home.
No, she'd make, listen, she'd make me a bag lunch.
We could go home.
We could go home.
Which would have a sandwich, chips, and an apple.
Okay, I could.
Right.
And I would be so late, I would never eat breakfast.
So I would, as I'm driving very hurriedly
to as close as I could get to the school
that I live across the street from,
I would eat the sandwich and the chips.
For breakfast.
For breakfast, but I would never eat the apple
because I didn't want to eat the apple.
You despised it.
So I would instead.
The evil worm inside.
I would instead.
I'm gonna get you.
Crumple up knowledge
and
the garbage from the garden.
Would crumple.
Where'd you yawning a second ago?
He's trying to turn it on for you man.
I'm really focused on you now.
You should be glad.
Look, all mine are up to you story meetings.
I pay attention.
Take good.
I like it better.
So I would crumple.
No, you know, that's that's a heart.
He wants to center up because it means we're paying attention.
And we're silent.
He's rubbing me and mommy's tagging or yawning.
You were crumpled up the apple?
I would know I'd crumpled up the back around the apple.
Right.
And I would leave it.
I would.
So they're just rotting your car.
No, I wouldn't leave it in the car
because I wouldn't want him to collect.
So I would put it on the ground next to my car.
Let's disgusting.
And the stories you tell are not?
And you're not a disgusting pig?
So you love going home in the middle of the day
because it would seem like a nice reset.
Yes, well, that's the thing is is that-
Why did you just take the apple back?
No.
Why didn't you just eat the apple that your mother made?
I know, I know, but I'm talking about like young,
because I wasn't kid, but like, I'm talking about young
Sheldon.
And that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, young Sheldon.
I was a genius.
Can we finally talk about it?
I was a rude genius who wore a little bow tie.
And I grew up to have the big one.
We've done 46 episodes here, and we haven't talked
about young Sheldon yet.
We've lived in 46.
Yes.
To be fair, the listener doesn't know.
We've cut it out of every episode.
Oh, that's true.
So far. You always bring up Sheldon. 46. Yes, to be fair the listener doesn't know we've cut it out of every episode. Oh, that's true so far
Can I just say that the guy who owned the house? No
That I would park in front of every day got so pissed and like
Four months into it confronted me. He's like you're leaving an apple
I would go dude I'm my apple. So you So you're driving, you're not parking at the school?
No, I'm parking in the suburbs across this tree
from the school.
So you drive up the lock?
Because you can't park on the school.
You drove up the lock?
No, I would drive.
I wouldn't let kids park on the school grounds,
I don't know.
Why don't you just take it to the trash?
The parking lot is on my side is where my house is.
It's all the way over there.
I need to get as close as possible to my first class.
This is demento.
If I was your parent, I would have gone out and fucked up.
I would have been a-
You fucking-
You are my parent!
Waste full gas, wasting bitch.
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
Five minutes earlier.
You're the gas waste, I'm not the waste, I'm good!
I'm not gonna put an apple in your lunch ever again,
because you're never gonna eat it.
And guess what, you're gonna walk to school
and you're gonna be late when you get up late.
You've never been late anywhere?
Never.
No, but it is annoying that you would drive one inch.
Just be close to it.
That one inch on the map.
All right, what did you have the map?
There was drag in this.
You've never been that late where it's just like I need to.
I've always been late. I've always been late. You were a late. There was drag. You've never been that lay where it's just like I need to.
I'm always late.
You are a late person, relatively.
So, I know.
What I do is I dick around into the last possible minute
and then I'm late.
Me too.
And it's crazy, because I'll be doing nothing.
And then I'm going, okay, now I have to rush.
This is stupid.
I'm later to,
God damn it.
He's bored by himself.
Sorry.
He's not about yourself.
He's still offence to Sorry. You're about yourself. And what about yourself?
At least it's so offence to you that he was young.
I am later to things that are in my neighborhood
than I am to things go further away.
Well, it's the old principle of
anytime you go to a restaurant.
Was that me, my old principle?
Anytime you go to a restaurant.
And you can tell you're paying attention.
Anytime you go to a restaurant
and there's no one in it,
you get worse service than when.
And they're like, who cares?
Because they're fucking around in the kitchen.
They're just like, I have drugs.
Yeah, I've seen sweet better.
I went to a restaurant recently where I think I had a new server
every five seconds.
Every time, excuse me, I want to introduce something
with me, they would bring someone over
or to be a different person.
Hey, I'm going on my break here for a second,
but Jimmy's gonna take you.
And then Jimmy's gonna take you.
There's a man saying next time we look at that guy,
and he goes,
Hey, that's not Jimmy, it's gonna be a different person.
Truly.
I was like,
So why are you here?
It was just,
Who are you?
I saw an episode.
It's bringing my super lentils.
I saw an episode of Cheaters.
You know that show Cheaters?
Cheaters.
So I saw an episode,
it was the greatest episode
I've ever seen.
Wasn't it with Joey Greco?
Here's the thing.
So first, this guy comes out who has never been on Cheaters
before. We've talked about this before.
So he comes out in a tux, and he's like,
welcome to a very special episode of Cheaters.
And it's not Joey Greco.
That was a show where they would like set them up.
Like they have a fake situation,
and then they'd eat it.
Well, I don't know that it was fake as much as they would
follow him around with a camera.
But I think, yeah, you're right.
I do believe it was revealed later
that they would, that some of it was fake.
But so this, no, but I mean also they would try
to like catch them.
It was a trap, but like, yeah, it was a trap.
So this guy, he's the executive producer,
I think of Cheaters.
He comes out and he introduced, he's like,
welcome to a special episode of Cheaters.
You've never seen him before.
It's really in Tuxedo. He's wearing a Tuxedo. He's like, we've been on episode of Cheaters. You've never seen him before. He's wearing a tuxedo.
He's wearing a tuxedo.
He's like, we've been on the air three years
or something like this.
And now here's your host, Joey Greco.
This is his last episode.
And then Joey Greco comes out and introduces,
and introduces, you know, how Joey Greco would come out
and it would be a blue background
that they would put like the Houston or Dallas skyline by and he go, well, this person
is about to do something and something.
But then he had been fired by then.
So the person who went out on the actual cheater run was a third person who ended up being
the new host.
I just hear some somebody on a podcast was saying that they were working on a TV show where they
were like essentially a reporter, but it was like sort of a, whatever.
It's the news.
It wasn't the news, but it was a version of it.
And they left the show.
What if the first, the first news program got to call itself the news?
Yeah.
Were it?
They left the show to go do a different job.
And so they had a big send off for her on the show, but the show had only been on for a couple weeks
and she was like, no one knows
so I am like, why are they doing this send-off?
And then the show got canceled like right after.
So they did like a send-off.
So they did one send-off a few days before the big send-off.
Good bye, see you soon.
And we're canceled.
So none of us will be here.
Can you imagine, I was watching Fosse Verden the other day
and I was at one point, this is a minor, minor spoiler.
Gwen Verdun is in a show that's canceled
after the first performance.
And I cannot imagine that feeling.
That would be so bad.
Like a Broadway show where like they like put it,
they work on it for months.
For months.
And they put it up into like, it's a...
Bye.
And they were like, we got, we caught wind
that the reviews were gonna be really bad
and ticket sales were soft.
And so, well, canceled after one performance.
That's hurtful.
I cannot imagine.
I mean, I guess TV shows that happens,
like, wonderful as I think it was on once
and then it was canceled even though they'd filmed 13.
A lot of shows that were on that.
Wonderful as air.
I think they only aired like one or two.
No, I watched it on DVD. Yeah, on DVD. aired like one or two. No, I watched it on DVD.
Yeah, on DVD.
On DVD.
No, I watched it as an ad.
You look at it.
He watched it.
I will say I saw the TV show Emily's reasons why not,
which only aired once, and I saw the one that aired.
And it's weirdly makes me mad that I saw it.
Well, like, come on, like, my feeling about that is just air them all.
You've made them all.
Just air them all.
Put them all all.
I don't understand canceling a show
and not finishing what's already,
at least play the ones you already made.
What was the point of all that?
Yeah, money was spent.
You're just gonna show a reroute of something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't get it.
The people like.
The people want more, but sure.
What was wonderful? What was sure. What was Wonder Falls?
Wonder Falls was really great.
Tell about it because I'm looking at the paragraph
in question right now.
Should I tell her about it?
Canceled after the fourth episode.
Oh, waxed.
Oh, okay.
Then I guess I did.
I watched it on DVD.
Rest on DVD.
Yep.
He works in a Niagara Falls gift shop.
Jay is the reluctant person in conversations with various.
I don't know if it or her, by the way, she was so great.
Caroline, how do you say it?
Devarnas, she was on Hannibal because this was a Brian
Bryan Follower.
Yeah.
It was very imaginative and whimsical and funny.
I really pace who I did the Seth Meyers show with.
He was the main guest. Oh, he said he was very nervous
I always had a question and from pushing Daisy. Why are you talking like kissing?
He said he was yes, he was very nervous and he was in Holland catch fire was which is a great show guardians of the galaxy as
Ronin the accuser Lee pace very nervous. He played Seth Meyers. He played in a mortal elf in Lord of the Ring. And he's very nervous.
Seth Mire is a brief.
He went to Giulia.
He's great.
Leapace is great.
Well, it just reminded me of like if you're not a person, if you're just an actor who's
like acting in front of cameras all the time, like how that would be very nerve wracking.
It's nerve wracking anyway.
Oh yeah.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's nerve wracking enough for us
of like who are used to going out in front of crowds,
but for him, it's just, or a person like that
who's just a film actor, doing those shows is like,
it shouldn't be that hard.
They don't, they don't make them easy, I see.
No, they don't.
Did I say grinning?
I think it's grinning.
His middle name is grinning.
His middle name is grinning.
And look at him.
Look at the picture right above it.
He's grinning like a motherfucker.
She should make them more fun.
She's switched the last names.
I think I like when Jimmy Fallon plays a game with somebody.
I like to see people loosen up a little bit.
Yeah, I like to see people stretching beforehand.
I like that.
That's the show.
I like, I think I think I think I'm more
than a leotard.
I think the conversation should be looser
and the people shouldn't be expected to say this.
It should be like this.
This should be a show.
Yeah, this is a show.
Three to be a show.
Can I tell you something?
I feel like I always do very badly on talk shows.
I'm not a good panelist.
I feel it's hard.
What happens is I think that I think a lot of times
the audience, like the people who are producing the show
know who I am, but the audience has no idea who I am.
So it's a weird, I'm in this weird twilight place
where you talk about this and it'll be funny,
but it's like, I don't think it's gonna be funny to them
because they don't know what I am.
They don't know what the basis.
Yeah, so why would they be interested
in a baby picture?
I know what you mean.
You know, yeah.
I wanna see that picture.
You've seen it.
You've seen it, picture.
You're right.
But I feel like I always bomb and it's always awkward
and it's humiliating.
I feel horrible at these things.
But I want to get good.
I'm like, I can see it.
I feel like you would be good.
I feel I get too nervous.
I can see a version of my life where I eventually
become fond of them.
I'm very nervous.
Like I want to be like Amy Siddaris,
where she just goes out and does whatever she wants.
But people already know that and expect that part.
That's the thing.
I would prefer to like what I'd like to do
at Jimmy Parto's podcastathon is go out and do a bit,
like Steve Martin used to do on that.
But no one knows who I am.
So I can't do that stuff.
So when you, when a, I'm on a talk show,
you gotta explain who you are.
Yeah.
And that's so fun.
This is very relatable.
This is very relatable to everyone.
Oh, my God. Substitute talk show for well- very relatable to everyone. Look, substitute talk show for Meldington.
Everything I say is meant to be relatable.
Basis's sexual orientation began with topic of public discussion.
When in 2012 he was identified as gay by Ian McKellen.
Oh my God.
Scored them in the hobbit.
That's not cool.
McKellen's outing was described as a blunder
and an accident on his part is based on about by then.
Yeah, Ian McKellen.
He's just playing about as clear an interview with the New York Times in 2018.
He's just so you know, Lee Grinner pace.
Very nervous.
Identified as gay by Ian McKellen.
He had a Blunder.
Kim that is queer a year later?
Okay, we have six years later.
We have to take a break.
Six years later.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
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Mirror cats?
It was mere cats ago.
Lauren, when did you stop wanting to be a cat?
When did you stop wanting to be a cat?
And why did you want to be a cat?
I wanted to be a cat.
You're like my shoes.
Yep, cats on your little shoes.
And they're giving a middle finger.
She's like, what?
That's real.
Yep.
Read it in a weep.
Mm. Thank you. Thank you what that's real. Yep. Read it in a weep. They want to be kept forever because
it was like fun, cute, and easy. And then I think for Halloween. Yeah. Oh, you didn't want
to be a cat in real life. No. You weren't insane. Sometimes I wish I was my dog. Seems easier.
You wish you were your dog. Yeah. Being like enslaved essentially.
We've been down this path.
We haven't done this path.
But you've viewed very differently.
You too.
You have a dog.
You view your dogs as slaves.
They have my little slaves.
He views his dogs as slaves.
I do hate you very nervous.
Do you use his dogs as slaves?
What's your favorite dog you have?
What do you mean?
What's your favorite dog you have?
I will say, okay, we have two dogs now.
And Georgia, the one that we got first,
spent a lot of...
We were gonna watch Kevin sent an email.
He sent an email of what?
I thought it was on the screen.
He started to send a word email to someone.
Here's my secret diary.
So we got Georgia listening to these idiots talk
and talk again.
I hate it here.
I didn't use.
So Georgia, Georgia Cool Up spent a lot of time with her
because she would take her to work every day
when she was doing bajillion.
She was in the office.
And so I never really saw Georgia all that much.
And now Georgia has.
That's in the cradle in the shoes.
Now Georgia has come around on me so hard
to where she like, in the morning,
she can't do anything unless she comes over
and gives me kisses first.
So it's like, if I'm, when she gets up,
if I'm even upstairs in the kitchen,
she has to come running over to me
and gets up on her hind legs.
And I'm like, okay, honey, I give her a little kiss.
And then she mentally is like fine, but she.
You get up before her?
Yeah, sometimes.
I guess my dog, is that weird?
Is that weird?
Is your dog sleeping your bed?
If my dog is still asleep, I try to go back to sleep,
I'm like, okay.
No, but does your dog sleep in bed?
No, no, no.
Because my dog sleeps in the bed,
but then when I get up, she'll get up.
But she, if she gets up before I get up,
I mean, she's going to piss or shit in the house.
Well, that's why we-
So then I hear her feet on the ground to go,
that's why we create our dogs.
Yeah, she's normally, she'll normally hold it,
but if I hear her, it's like for whatever reason,
she's a substantial.
Rocky, we slept in the bed with a lot,
and it's just constant coming out of the covers,
going back into the covers, and I just would never get a good night's sleep. Well, she says it's just constant coming out of the covers, going back into the covers and I just would never get
a good night's sleep.
Well, also, it's not criminal animals.
Are they really?
Yep.
I got my cat and man. Dog expert man.
You're dogma ran over my karma.
The two great tastes the taste of karma ran over my dog.
Shut up.
One makes more sense.
Was that like a bumper sticker?
Yeah, I was like back in the 80s.
It was like when everyone was talking about karma,
you know, it was a way of making that.
That's over.
Well, it was a way of making fun of, you know,
how like everything in the 80s was making fun
of anyone who had any sort of like spirituality over.
You know, this was like, yeah,
you're talking about karma, well,
you're karma ran over my dogma.
If anyone even tried to think about their fellow man,
they were ridiculed or not acting like a, remember,
I love that.
Remember how Alan Alda being sensitive
was like a big thing to like make fun of all the time.
Like, oh, who are you, Alan Alda?
Real man, Doni Keish.
Oh, come on.
I didn't even know what Keish was before.
I didn't either.
Hearing that it was terrible because real men don't need it.
And it's delicious.
Very feminine food.
I don't mean to embarrass you, but it's pronounced quiche.
Squish.
Squish. Based upon the sound of when I drop it on quiche. That's quiche. Squish.
Based upon the sound of when I drop it on the floor.
I go squish on the floor.
Squish.
Oh, that's what I call it.
Squish, I drop my quiche.
Oh, squish.
I drop my quiche.
Going to go around with a monkey doubt, just.
I got a way.
He got a way.
Everybody's going to go see the quiche man.
Oh, quiche, I know that's quiche.
Not, not, not.
I'm going to be brought that rope.
That we were playing?
Yeah, jump rope.
Oh damn, three of them boys have gone off the deep end.
Three of them boys have gone off the rails.
We're in to the deep end.
Look, this is our last episode of the people we're gonna hear.
We're gonna pump it up.
We're gonna pump it up.
We're gonna pump it up. We're gonna pump it up! We gotta pump it up! Or make them want the more. Okay.
Yes, should we pump it up or make them want the more?
I don't know what to do with this one.
This is the last one.
This is the last one of the free ones.
Yeah.
Okay. I want to have one better outfit.
This is the...
My freedom friend!
Mother, I want to...
LOOOOOOH!
You... Do you know what that is, Lauren? No, what I'm scared. Friend mother I want to
Do you know what that is Lauren? No, I'm scared
Jim Morrison are you scared of a lizard King? Yeah, you should be it's scary
Jim Morrison was the original guy co-gecko
Commercials are getting crazier and crazier. They're just, they have nothing to do with interest.
Okay, here's commercials now.
Stop it.
First of all, commercials are good if you want to see local LA improv actors who improbed
something relatively minorly funny in an audition.
And they're made to replicate it on set because it was slightly different
than a non-funding person.
And then, and here's commercials though these days, which is just like, they throw a silly
situation out there of like, oh man, I want to get rid of my car and then like, you know,
a giant crane picks it up and like throws it across the street, right?
And they're, and then it's like, boy, you don't wanna be
in this situation, do you?
Well, another situation you don't wanna be in,
and then a totally unrelated thing.
Exactly.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I do.
And here's the thing, I produce a lot of those commercials
and I think this is reduced.
Oh!
Here's what I think, commercials should just be like this.
Get guy co-insurance, and then it goes.
It's better than...
Drink Coke.
And they're like, how about McDonald's?
This show, you know, just show me the thing.
No, they just show, it just new commercials.
And each one just shows you the thing.
And they're all three seconds long.
I don't like do it.
And we watch a hundred of them in between every act.
And it's the same person in all of them.
No, there's no actor.
It's just the logo with a voice over it says, do this.
How about McDonald's?
How about McDonald's?
How that?
Drink Coke.
Drink Coke for dinner.
I like it.
For dinner, it's every, and it just get weirder and weird.
Drink Coke for dinner and that's what I'm saying.
How about this?
Hey, what about this?
How about Geico-Enchers?
How about Geico-Enchers?
We had a mutual friend, Paul, who was so upset at McDonald's,
who was like, why doesn't McDonald's donate,
they're all their advertising budget charity.
For one day, because everyone knows what McDonald's is.
I'm like, that's not how advertising works.
We all know what McDonald's is.
We needed like, put in our brains of like,
oh yeah, that does sound good.
I'm gonna go get it.
Like, the his point was that commercials are only there
to tell you about what a product is.
I don't think I would entirely.
But how about that?
You take the money, I burped in my chest.
You take the money that would have been spent
on playing the commercial for one day,
which won't stop anyone from wanting it.
And then you donate that money.
That's the thing.
I think his, I don't think he was trying to say,
because he said no, no one forget it.
He did say that though.
He should get explicitly said.
Yes, go for that.
Go for that.
Who the fuck that?
Who's it, Neil?
Yes.
It was Neil Campbell.
I wish I guessed a meal.
Neil Pert.
He was Neil Pert from Russia.
From Russia.
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Oh no, I was.
I pay the devil to replace it.
She's gone.
What's in the video?
Paul.
It's them sitting on a weird set, the second one down.
Yeah.
So they're sitting on like a TV set?
This is the very early days of videos.
And look, there's like a weird murder shack.
Now the middle of nowhere.
And then that's a scream behind them.
That's Darryl Hall.
He is.
He's a snack.
He looks like a weird lion.
He's like a gigantic poof.
He's a poof or poof.
I can't do poof.
Okay, and there's Jardos.
There's some sleep.
Sleep with Tuffy Dough.
Sleep with Tuffy Dough.
This is what passed for fashion with a back in the 70s.
It's ours.
Was this the same song for that show with Steven Merchant?
I don't know.
Hello, ladies.
Yeah.
Was it?
I don't know.
It was one of those.
I was just starting Christine Woods.
You're supposed to teach us how to tap dance.
Yes, we'll see.
Oh my God, I sent you guys that ad.
The Instagram ad for the tap.
You were like, you guys should sign up for this. Obviously was kidding. It was a
strap on to a dummy. No. He's dropped on tap on.
He's like Robert, things you snap on, strap on to your sneakers and has taps on the
soles and then you do a workout while tapping. Well, it seemed like it was a
an exercise video was like,
exercise, what, you learn how to tap.
And then it was like a Billy Blank style video
where it guys like, come on, make those sounds, come on,
here we go.
Yeah.
And like you're doing wings and stuff like.
Boom, boom, boom.
Yeah.
It looks really good.
It's in mud.
In mud.
Yes, in mud.
Yeah, it's very slump.
All right, this video everyone should watch the Darryl Hall and John Oates.
She's gone video.
Look, is it great song?
So just listen to the audio.
They like, I don't like video.
They look insanely bored to be there.
It's hard to tell if this is a choice or if they're really mad that they had to make this
video.
And every time they get to the line, I'd pay the devil to replace her.
A guy walks by in a classic devil costume and Darryl Hall throws up.
Here we go.
And he throws up some fake money.
That's the laziest video I've ever seen in my life.
It's crazy.
It's really crazy.
Shot in approximately, how long is this song?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, he's getting the shacking on to play the guitar for some reason.
Should we do another take of this?
No, we got it.
I mean, I will say that they look cooler
than they have ever looked.
And his head is covering his hand.
There's no way he's actually playing.
Because Darryl Holley, he kind of looks like Bowie.
He's got a Bowie's hair style,
and he's kind of got a little glam now.
It's got weird platform, Birkenstocks, or?
That's right.
But they do look cool. And it looks like someone just put it together
for fun and this has nothing to do with it.
Well, all videos up until about 1982
were shot at like public access stations
with that kind of technology.
And the demo, they're all like this
where it's like, you know, green screen technology,
they're all as bad as this.
Until Michael Jackson, the,
Stop talking about your Lord and see Michael Jackson video band guard award.
Why do you bring him up all the time?
We have to set the dial back.
We have got zero days since Michael Jackson conversations.
So the cutest thing where this family these these sons got sons got their dad surprised tickets to C. Janet Jackson
He's always loved her his whole life and he was like, so excited. Oh, I said Justin Timberlick
Look at these kids and then he's standing there like that they get him backstage after the show and he's
He's based he's talking to his his family. I think about what a thrill it was to just see the concert. He's like
The biggest thrill for me was just when she came
out on there on that stage. And she's walking up high and I was like, I'm in the room with
Janet Jackson. It was just incredible. And she's like, and she's my same age. And so we
we grew up alongside her. Meanwhile, she's like, she's like, kind of like, almost resting
her chin on his shoulder, like trying to,
and he doesn't notice her for the longest time.
And then he, she finally puts her hands around,
she's like, thank you so much.
And then he like won't even look at her
because he's so happy.
Yeah, get out of here.
I'm talking about the Janna Jackson.
Anyway.
Anyway, I ever met her.
She's a piece.
I tell her right to her face, I love you baby.
I love you.
Hey, would you give me some room
I'm trying to talk about Janna Jackson.
Excuse me.
I'm like, I shut up you bitch.
I saw it on like the news and I kept
The news that it was gonna be bad like something was gonna happen
Right, right this man wanted to go to the concert more than it all at the end
They were like and then he got to meet her like suddenly he shit's his pants. Yeah
That would have been a great human interest story
Man shit's his pants. He's very nervous. Shit is his pants they call him the soiled fan
Ian McKellen told everyone he's a blunder that man shit his pants
what if every Ian McKellen movie ended with him telling his secret about something. It was just like, word of the rings ended.
Patrick Stewart has one black tone in.
Oh, sorry.
Just like the gaffer.
Sorry.
She's his pants. Oh, by the way, Kaniyia Bang Bang, we are gaffer once in the middle of a show.
Are you going to do this thing that you're blocking in McKellen for doing?
Yes, he's gay.
Now, once in the middle of a show, I was in the middle of an interview and suddenly,
from right behind me, because there's a fake wall right behind me, I just hear. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa something in the wardrobe man fell asleep and it took a picture with that was really funny, but then he did get fired later for multiple things.
For multiple flops.
Multiple sleeps.
But I thought it was funny,
but I guess people really would not think
that if they were in charge.
I didn't send it to them or something.
Send a straight to Judd Apatone.
Hey look.
Well guys, it's time for a threacher.
What?
Yeah, it's time for a threacher? Yeah, it's time for a feature.
Do we have one?
I do.
Did we pick one?
Sure.
Okay, great.
Yes, okay, I like this game.
Categories.
One player states that category and the other players take turns naming items up along
in that group.
The category can be brought in.
Name is up along the web.
Read it.
Scott, I know that you're paying attention and that's's where your interruptions come. But it's important information.
Categories. Categories. One player states a category.
Categories. Categories. One. Oh, I see. It's like categories.
One. It does look like categories. Because the one is
cap. Categories. One. Categories. One.
Players states a category. No, it's categories.
One player states a category. No, it's categories. Just read it. One player states a category
and the other players take turns
naming items that belong in that group.
The category can be as broad.
Oh, you want the spotlight again.
Or as narrow as types of dogs.
Traditionally, a clappin' in the rhythm
keeps up the pace.
Oh, now we're...
He's up the Lee pace.
Heaps up Lee, Gr keeps up Lee Grinter pace.
Grinter pace.
Very nervous.
Famously gay.
So players won't take forever to come up with their response.
The end of it.
At the end of it.
At the end of it.
How difficult or easy the game is.
The game continues until players run out of ideas for the category.
Let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
That's how fast we're going.
All right.
Do we do we alternate dogs? All right, let's do it That's how fast we're going all right
Do we do we alternate dogs?
Wait Are we going clockwise?
How many dogs do you know I know a lot of dogs first of all there's fucking
18,000 thousand dogs here in this office.
Let's start it slower.
No, we can do it faster. Come on.
We can do it. Okay.
Okay.
Dogs.
Shadows are peeking ease.
Two out of one.
Pitbull.
Mr. Worldwide.
You're out of doggy.
You're out. See, you can't, you're your own worst enemy. I know. You're out. You're out. You're out.
You're your own worst enemy.
I know.
You're your own worst enemy.
It's okay.
You're weird association sickness.
Do we go against each other?
No, it's games for you.
I actually don't know how to bridge a dog.
Do we go against each other about dogs?
Do we go against each other with dogs?
Let's shut it.
All right.
Poodle.
Colley. Labrador. Golden Retriever.
I think you're done.
Alright, let's just get a far away looking right.
I think we're their eyes up to them.
Okay, let's do it again.
Now, Paul comes up with the category. Ready and go.
Cars.
Ford.
Honda.
Saturn.
Paris.
Nissan.
Porsche.
Tesla.
Jeep.
Nickelberg.
DeLorean.
Range Rover.
GuP Jericke.
Lamborghini
Prius
Ferrari
Corolla
Toyota
Sion
Focus
Odyssey
Crown Victoria
I was saying it
How dare you?
So we were like, we were doing like companies and models.
They're all cars though.
They're all cars.
They're all cars.
So you're out?
I guess about he, he screamed over the one that I was saying.
Although you took a long time.
You have to.
Let's keep going.
Not that low.
Okay.
No, it's mean Scott. I mean, it's mean Scott.
Okay.
Chevrolet.
Labyrin.
Chrysler.
Camaro.
Ah.
Porsche.
I said that already.
I'm out.
Oh, yeah.
Wow, I mean, George won.
I mean, George won.
The judge.
Okay, you did the last category ready okay and go
Audio equipment headphones
I hate you earbuds microphones
Computer windscreen speaker
Cords subwoofer, ox cords, engineer,
speaker, no you're out. He's not equipment us. Kevin is not
equipment us. He's a person. I won't admit that. H-D-M-I-Cable. Hey.
You should have paid to pay to get a money.
We could do.
I won! You won! Did we all win one?
We all won one, I think.
Did you win dogs?
Did you win dogs?
No, she was famously out.
It's a no for me dogs.
You would do one more.
Alright, you pick it. Body parts.
Nose
Peanors.
Yeah, this is out of the way.
Head.
Ear.
Left ball.
Right ball.
To.
Smalto.
Bajaina.
Big toe.
Pubies.
What?
Fingers. Buffuffle, Anus. Hey, I mean they're kind of different.
Okay, large up.
He said Buffle.
That's the weird way you say it.
I say anus.
Who is it to me?
I like.
Madula, up, Lungara, eyebrow, liver. Who is it to me? Yep. High lash.
Madula Ablaangada.
eyebrow.
liver.
large intestine.
small intestine.
pancreas.
kidney.
foot.
leg.
arm.
skin.
nose hair, nose.
We were said nose.
You're out.
I know.
You went three times.
It made very good.
Very, very good.
Very, very good.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, what?
What?
That sounded like what you were saying.
I was doing the soccer thing.
What was that?
Let me go.
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You know, when I'm in charge of what happens after that first one, no, no, we're not.
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Well, that's why you'll end up staying, but if you tell yourself you're gonna cancel,
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And then you'll wait,
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Thank you, I know.
Try to tell a little more in through.
What were I feel?
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Thank you for the good times, the great times, and the great between. Thank you for the bad times. No, no, no. You know? No? Thank you for the good times the great times and hey between thank you for the bad times
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