Threedom - Threevisiting: The Threedom Boys

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

Threevisiting on the Tues: Scott, Paul, and Lauren discuss haunted houses, high school plays and play Genie Wish. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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3-0! I'm still shouting 3-0! 3-0! Thank you. Have you ever had the fear? Hi everyone, welcome to 3-0. Lauren has an important question. Go! Have you ever had the fear of someone everyone, welcome to 3DM. Lauren has an important question. Go. Have you ever had the fear of someone throwing acid on you? Yes, all the time.

You know those stories of like, jilted lovers? I know one story. I'm more about like, you know, the guy. That's not enough to be really worried about. I've heard these stories. Yeah. Wait, is that guy in love with me? The guy who would like walk around the supermarkets, squirting like like semen onto people, that's what I'm worth for.

Oh, that one's cool. Yeah, that's actually cool. The Jizman? The Jizman, babe. It's something the order Jiz? He's like a Jizman and the red light special. The part will be the skirmener with the Jizman. Bala, bala, bala, bala. The part of the script of an era that it just man Oh

Isn't it bad? Dishing that geez man what were the circumstances of the acid was it like a guy who was like in love with a girl It's she didn't like him or something like so he's like I'm gonna ruin you for her I was asked on her she's like too beautiful or something. Yeah, how beautiful was she so gorgeous But there's a documentary about that too. I think the documentary about what? About throwing asses. I'm talking about this couple. There's been more than one case. Okay, sorry. It worked was she like, yeah, I'm not going to get it anymore.

I remember they're being a really twisted ending to it, spoiler alert, that they end up together. Oh, it's so fun. I think so. Why? It's something on Netflix. Have some respect ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, it was really, really messed up.

That's fucked up. So don't do that. It's called like some love. If someone came up to you and said, this is acid, it was just water and said, this is acid and then threw it on you. What would you do? I probably scream and ride on the ground.

Ride. Oh my God. Ride on the ground. Ride on the ground. Ride. Like, what? What would I do? What would I do? I would say you lied to me. Excuse me, I'm not even going to react. Don't you think if someone threw a cup of crumbs on you and said they were spiders, you would say go,

ah! Oh! These are spiders! Hey, you want spiders, are you? And they'd go, ah! Oh, it's just a couple of crumbs. Do you like going through a bunch of crumbs? Oh, I do really like crumb cuffs.

Do you like going through a hundred houses? No, I don't. Where they just stuff like, you don't like haunted houses at all? No, I ended up in a bunch of them, but I just don't really think about it. How amazing. I like them. If they're so, so good is the thing. You know what I mean?

Because it doesn't end up being the same thing over and over again. So you're you're you know you're walking out of corridor and then just the other day. Yeah crazy love is the documentary on Netflix. Mm-hmm. A boulevard. VT-Dubs. Um, and some of the jumps out of you. Yeah, some of the jumps out of you. And sometimes they're good. Sometimes they're good, but it's very rare and most most of the time, you end up seeing them reset.

You know what I mean? You're far enough away. Well, that's the issue when you have to go through, like universal studios are not scary, Farmer, there's so many people that these would all be great if it's just you going through the maze and then you wait like 20 seconds for the next person. But because you're just there with a like a long stream

of people, who knows if you're gonna be scared the way? There was one at the Hollywood Hayride. Oh, you used to be great, and now it's not good enough. The first time I went through that, man, there was something that happened that was so scary. They threw like a garbage can at us or something, and it like hit right next to the,

the, the, the, the, Oh, on the Hayride itself. Yeah, on the Hayride itself. Yeah, and hit right next to us, and then they pulled it, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the sick. No warning, but you have to tell people. You have to legally. Luckily, none of us had an issue with that, but it's like, I remember, I had to think back, it wasn't on the ticket. There was no, when we bought the ticket, nobody said, just so you know, it's all strobes. Yeah, and that's also not even that scary. It's more just disorienting.

Yeah. I feel like I went on the honoured he ride for the first time, like two years ago, and at the end, the last thing was all about Trump. Like it was a scary, put Trump in. I was like, boo, that was the year that- That was the year that- I'm going to be scared of a skeleton. Yeah, I'm going to be scared of a skeleton.

I'm going to be scared of a skeleton. I'm going to be scared of the president. Yeah. That's just a bummer. Yeah. And it's every day anyway with this president. Boy, I've really, I have gotten to the point where I can't watch the news because I can't see video of him. I don't

I don't watch anything. Physically, I guess I hear some. Um, I went to not scary farm with Paul rest and Neil Campbell once checks out and, um, what did they say? Every, every maze. I don't know how, you know how, because I don't know how you know how Because I don't know if you've been on the other side of you. Have you scared people in mazes before? I've you done a few places Yeah, in high school. We did a charity one at the school. I did one when I was I think two years before freshman year and I Cool up was a twinkle And I'm as I mid-bore you. Cool up was a bit of twinkle. And my other side.

She was bored of them. She was a baby. Come on. And anyway, so I've done it over the years, but you pick, you can always tell, you want to pick someone you're going to scare, and not the people who are like, oh, very scared, you know what I mean?

You want to scare the shit out of somebody. So I don't know what it was, but every maze that we went into, every monster focused on Neil. And like not Paul, not me, they all just like, like a bee line towards, towards Neil. And he was just there going,

I don't know what's happening. Every single one. I hate how the Universal Studios and stuff, they can run right up to you when you're like walking around. Yeah, that makes me very uncomfortable That they can be like just a guy it looks like a zombie. It just like run or skate oftentimes. They're on those like wealy sneakers Yeah, yeah, and like come up to me and You do that. I don't know why they snort because it scares you it is scary, but it's like why are they snorting because it scared you

Yeah, I mean it worked Oh, yeah, you got your answer. It is, scary, but it's like, why are they snorting? Because it scared you. Yeah, I mean, it worked. The year you got your answer. It's just creepy. The year you scared you. I'm not understanding that. Why did they do that? I'm not understanding that. What? Who would pay someone to do something like that?

Well, who would pay $60 plus to go in and have that experience? The year that I did. The last year that I remember the Hollywood hate were I being really good. It was very, it experienced the year that the last year that I remember the Hollywood Hey, or I being really good. It was very it was the year it was like right after Mad Max came out the madman madman fury road. Don Draper just playing guitar on a truck, which maybe I brought this up before he's mad. He's bad. Max Madsen, local commercial. That's before. Do you know

the commercial because you're from that? He's nodding. Yeah. The chef, by the way, is nodding. Chef. It is nodding. Where are you guys from? Chicago or something? Gagoland. Okay. So what happened on this? Hey, ride that was so good. I wanted the thing that's. Oh, so it was right after Mad Max came out. So they had people on these tall, bendy poles with these birds on. Oh, I was thinking, that was great. That was for the acrobatics. Great. And they also had a weird thing where you went through like a war zone where people were

coming up to you. And the makeup was great because it wasn't like really gory. It was just unsettling. And they came up and like, they would hand you a note. They wouldn't say anything to you, but they would hand you a note. And the note was weird and unsettling.

It was great. It was really artistic. And they didn't went on shark tank. And they said this. Yes. Oh. That's what changed. I thought on shark tank.

Then like the next year, the theme was clowns. Yes. Because it came out. Oh. Have you ever been to, there was this thing in LA called clowns. Yes. Because it came out. Oh. Have you ever been to, like, there's this thing in LA called delusion, the haunted play. Don't you play?

No, I've been to, I think I tried, but it was sold out. Have you really not a re-earned? No, I've never heard of it. You did it so well, I actually thought you were. Delusion, the haunted play. It's, it, they basically use some like a band in there. Doesn't Neil Patrick Harris produce this, maybe? Oh, maybe.

Yeah. They use some like a band in't Neil Patrick Harris produce this, maybe? Oh, maybe. Yeah. They used some like abandoned mansion, like, you know, sort of house, NLA. And they make it into a play that you like walk through. I love sure. I love sure. That was pretty fun. I wanted to produce one, a comedy version.

Back at Pedro's, I don't know if you remember Pedro's. Oh my God, yeah. It was so cavernous. Yeah. So many rooms I wanted to do something like that where like comedians just each took a room and. That's fun. Yeah.

It's like, what are they called? Sleep no more. Yeah. But this one, you're on a specific path through it. Like you can't just go wherever you want. Okay. You're following a story and you're like running from a scary guy at one point. There was one point with this, they changed the story every year. So one time we were like under this giant, they made like a dining room table.

That was really tall. Like, if you were a little kid under it. And then these big, big like legs walked by like, you couldn't see outside the table, you know. So it was really scary because we're like, what is that? Let's go, let's go to it this year and record an episode during I like to have you ever done the Queen Mary one? Yeah. That one scared me too much. That's where I had to kind of pull back. Oh really? Too many people. Too many stores. Yeah, they were really at jumping at me in the mazes. Yeah. And I was getting just really scared.

I was like, maybe this isn't for me. The thing about the jumping is like there's other ways you could be scary. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like it doesn't help me. Ooh, you can get started people. You can store to people. I just can't just store to people.

I just can't just store to people. You're headed a weird angle. Cool up. That is creepy. Cool up hates them. And we went to a couple and it was okay. And then she was like, I hate these. I don't want to go back to them.

Does she hit the ghouls? And she's supposed to touch the ghouls. Yeah. And then when we first started dating, I was like, hey, we're going to go somewhere and I'm not going to tell you what it is. And then we got to a mutual friend's house and they let it slip. Oh, yeah, we're going to this haunted house thing. And she is the maddest I've ever seen her.

And she... Matter than that purse? Yeah. Matter than that purse. And she went home and didn't talk to me for a few days and it was like, it was terrible. And then we went to the hot place, I went by myself and she would have hated it.

We had to crawl into a dugout tunnel in the ground. No. Some people really like those places where they're like, make you do stuff. I'm so glad to have you being on the side of love stuff. I'm like too big for it. She loves that stuff. There was one that I heard about where I'm like too big for you. She loves that stuff. There was one that I heard about where it's like,

you walk into some weird room and then you like see people having sex and then but it's like twisted and weird. And then you go to another room and you like, and you get some splash on you or you're being like, locked. Or you're a handcuffed or something. You get a handcuffed and like a dominatrix comes over. You and just start spanking you and you have to like it

But I don't like the idea of being out of control. I want to be able to leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right I like it to be kind of more of a show. Yeah, I don't want them to be looking into my eyes. I like it to be a play Hmm and last for about two hours with an intermission and to be about Hamilton. Yes I like to be songs. Yeah. Seats, gin and tonics tickets, M&Ms for expensive amounts. Programs. Good merch.

That's it. Hi guys. Hey, speaking of musicals. No, me. No, do you only wear hand clothes? No, me. Hey, only wear hand clothes. You got a Hamilton hat.

Just a hat. That's all you wear. Yep. No, me! No, do you only wear ha- No! No! Hey, only wear ha- Do you guys only wear ha- No, you gotta have a hat. I just have a hat. That's all you wear? Yep. You bought the hat? Yep.

He's sitting here nude with a hat on. And I didn't even notice. I'm taking Joe Cocker's advice. Nude with a hat on? Is that a song? I left my hat on. Nude in a hat on. Are you gonna save up Broadway?

I have been hearing about that musical Hades town. Yeah, but the Tonys were all about Hades town. Yes, I had not heard anything specific. I just heard, like, seen people on Twitter who were like, Broadway people. And you know who you are. I'm sub podcasting you right now. But people saying that they really love this show.

And then seeing that number on the Tonys. I was like, I think this is a thing that I would really like to say. Should we go? We should go. But I'll talk to you off air about it. But I put it out on the screen. Because I don't want to hear you weirdo showing up. I don't want to hear you weirdo.

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There's a lot of that. Yeah, well, that's my point is when you listen to a cast album before you see the show, you don't get it. You don't get why the songs are good because you don't know what's happening. Well, but here's the thing. So people said you should first listen to the original concept album. Right. Because then you get the whole story.

Yes. Well, who made a new post of this. Yes, yes. So, okay, wait, and you posted this in like, Boney Verum made that? What, don't you do like all the songs or something? Boner? No. What? I thought you posted a screen grab of that. I did post a screen grab. I think they also like sort of like,

sometimes in a musical, they make an album about it first, such as Jesus Christ, Superstar, or Avita. Avita. Was Avita? No, Avita, that wasn't a concept album first. I think it was the, yeah. So, but, no, no, it was.

Yeah, it was. What's the concept album? Maybe I just don't know. Anyway, which one? And then they based a musical. It's called Hades Town. Yeah, and I e-smoture these guys are on their phones. Well, one of them.

It's germane to the Well, he doesn't know because it's And Justin Vernon is bony ver Oh my Man one of the funniest things in bajillion dollar properties was Ryan Golan Drutarver, doing one of the talking heads segments or stare characters. And so he said, oh, it's like Bruce Wayne. And he's like, it's like Bruce Wayne being Batman.

And Ryan says, Bruce Wayne is Batman. Right. Like how there's... How you could get that far? The idea that you would know of the fictional character, that you would know both those fictional characters. I feel like that's a Kevin Sesh thing. I, that's a, I think it's a tremendous joke.

Right. It's a tremendous, because I remember we all wrote those before they happened and I'm pretty sure Kevin wrote that one, but yeah, it's funny. It's a good one. Yeah, it's good stuff. It's a good one.

I will take the credit away from Ryan and transfer it to Kevin. Good stuff. Good stuff, Kevin. Good stuff. Anyway, she wrote the music on Ace Mitchell. Okay. You do like the concept balance. Yes. I love it. So let's go to this shit. Let's go to this shit. If you're in Haney's town out there and you're listening, oh, three dumb boys want to go! Get the threeumb Boys, some theater seats! Get the three-Dumb Boys! Some house seats. We want some house seats. We will only take house seats. We want house seats, 80s to! 80s to!

We want a backstage tour! Back stage. We want to be in it! Tonight we see it. We want to see the first act and we'll figure it out enough that we're in the second act. We'll practice. What are the songs where people are just standing there? Yeah.

Not singing and not doing anything. We want to be in it. So the concept album is not the same songs. It's just... I think it's many, if not all of the same songs, but apparently... Sometimes they'll make an album and then they'll do different things with it once it actually gets on. Apparently there's a couple different versions.

There's the concept album, then there's the original Broadway cast, and then there's the cast that's... I guess the initial... Yeah, not that touring company, but it's like the cast that's happening now, I guess. That hasn't come out yet. Oh. Yeah. I think there's the original cast recording, then there's the soundtrack. I don't okay look

We got we've got to get in there and roll up our sleeves and come on 80s. Come on 81 You haven't offered us tickets yet. We've been we've been talking about you for the last 10 minutes Send us presents one of the things presents. We want presents. We want an equal amount to whatever you donated to cereal The thing is presence we want presence we want an equal amount to whatever you donated to cereal right? And we want tickets to Hades town and we want a backstage tour and we want to be in it. That's all the three to both want. We'll negotiate on one of these items. Are we getting the money in cash?

But they donated to cereal. What do you want it in like gold or like checks or Venmo or what? I'd like to mine in crypto. You want to go to the bank. I want cash. But you know, some people are afraid to mail cash because they get stolen. It's true.

Yeah. Remember when we were on tour and we would get our meal buyouts and we would always, every single time when they would take the $40 or the 20, no, it was $20. We would each get $20 a piece. We'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Scott, Scott, what's up? It's not Haiti's town, but it's very close. What? It's not even called

Haiti's town. What the fuck? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is a different musical. Oh, okay. It is called the Easter. The bad out of hell musical recently booked spots on the show. And they're extending a special offer to hosts. Please let me know if Scott is interested in attending the show's final dress rehearsal on Thursday in New York City. Third, wait, Wednesday August first. Just Thursday. Any Thursday?

Don't know. It's just specific Thursday. Okay, but if you can get there on the right one. Click the link. I mean, yeah, if they buy me me if they buy me a first-class Yeah, we'll go to it. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I'll be there But we were not I will this was a comedy bang bang I will tell you that I was just listening to bad out of hell the regular album just the other day and

Just the other day. Yes, is that and I saw a pretty lady. I didn't know what just oh Bad out of hell is a an album that Meatloaf is the singer. I was gonna say Meatloaf, but I thought I was gonna sound like an absolute cool one. It was his breakout. I think, because you don't know that's a singer. Yeah, I was just like Meatloaf. Why don't I say that?

I think he sold 15 million albums at least, and Jim Steinman wrote it, wrote the songs for it. And it must have made the musical based on the album. I think you know what, knowing nothing about this. Yeah, I always find this kind of interesting And they must have made the musical based on the album. You know what? It's a dream. It's a dream. It's a dream. It's a dream.

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It's a dream. It's a dream. It's a dream. It's a dream. It's a dream. I know I kiss in me. You took and then paradise by the diaspora light doesn't make any sense. What are we gonna do with the, isn't Harry Carey? It was for, it was Phil Rizuto. I think it's also dead by now. Yeah, right. So who plays him with that? We want to play him. Maybe they'll get.

Yeah, we want to play him. We'll right back to meatloaf. This was meatloaf who wrote right back to meatloaf. Right back to meatloaf. Dear meatloaf. Dear meatloaf. He will do the Phil Rezudo part. We'll do that.

We'll come on August 1st and the three of us will simultaneously do the Phil Rezudo part. Okay, just tell me love that that's cool. Um, yeah, we need to take a break. We'll be right back. We're in a boy. The three of them boys are back. The boys are back in town. The boys are back in town. What are you guys gonna do tonight?

Well, I'm gonna go home. I'm going to walk my doggies. Mm-hmm. And then I gotta say, Coolops gonna get home and we're gonna go home. And then we're gonna go home. And then we're gonna go home.

And then we're gonna go home. And then we're gonna go home. And then we're gonna go home. And then we're gonna go home. And then we're gonna go home. I'm going to walk my doggies. And then I gotta say, cool up's gonna get home and we are gonna be home around the same time and we've been talking about pizza so much. Have we been talking about pizza on the air? You have. Yeah, you, no, I've been off. I think it was off.

Yeah, it was off. Because we were getting heavy into local pizza. I was a little upset because Lauren started talking about pizza and I was like, yeah, it was off. I was a little, because we were getting heavy into local pizza. I was a little upset because Lauren started talking about pizza and I was like, well, did you bring pizza? And she didn't start talking about it. You asked me if I went to a specific pizza place. I'm like, true. You asked us if we went to a specific pizza place.

No. Yes, Paul. No, oh my god. We didn't, we didn't, oh, oh, oh, I will not be the referee. Let me tell you how it went Kevin asked me how my trip to Japan was I said it was and I said did you get the pizza there exactly and and you said it was great Pizza I brought up that pizza, but you just said that I brought up what pizza place we ordered from and that was you No, yes, it was I didn't say that I said you brought up pizza to begin with and it was you but you just Previous just three seconds ago you said that I asked what pizza place we all went to and that was you no

I didn't ask that yes you did Paul she did I didn't ask what I didn't she did just said that I didn't say Scott asked what pizza place. We all into give me $20 why oh He said why you're supposed to just give it to him if you know what's good for you. No, no, I was very very telling I love by the way how upset you got about that you making a mountain out of a mold I hate my friend that you would even believe I'm upset. You're steaming right now. I'm going to eat me alone. This isn't the three dumb boys. What are you going to do? I'm going to eat pizza.

This may be hungry for pizza. Yeah, I'm going to eat pizza. Yeah, I'm going to eat pizza over. Let's order pizza. Let's order pizza. I haven't had regular pizza in a while because we've been- What do you consider regular pizza?

Like, well, the opposite of what I'm about to tell you about. Oh boy, this is pizza. Which is pizza. What a tease. The cauliflower crust. Oh yeah, I is what it is. What a tease. The cauliflower crust. Oh yeah, I've been getting. Here's regular pizza. It's purple on the base.

It's round. You look at it. It's triangle from the top. I thought you were doing big soup. No, I know, but I'm describing. I'm from the top. Normal pizza. Here's what regular pizza is to be.

Purple at the base. It's not black sugar. Black sugar. Black sugar. Black sugar. And hot what regular pizza is. Purple at the base. It's not black sugar. It's not black sugar. Black sugar. Black sugar. And hot pink circles. Yes. It's like an Indian turtle. You're talking about it.

But I might get pizza. That's what I might do tonight. And I don't, you know, look, the bachelor I watched it already. Are you caught up? I caught up. I caught up. I caught up. I caught up.

I caught up. I caught up. I caught up. I caught up. I caught up. I caught stories. I was doing it everywhere. Yeah, you were reviewing it. Right. But now, you and I would text each other. It's really caught fire. They've caught fire a little bit, meaning, I handful of people like when I do it. You guys, do you guys text each other without me?

Yeah, we have a text chain. It's just me and her. Just about the bachelor. You don't want to batch. There's other, so, there's other topics. You could tell me you're watching. Good bad. Let me see if there's any other topic.

Let me tell you something. Civic duty to record the bachelor on my story in a quick amount of time. So people get to know what happens. A lot of scheduling stuff between us. And then a bachelor thing, I sent you a video about the bachelor when you were in Tokyo. And then some gossip. Oh boy, some about people we don't know.

About celebrities. Oh yeah, we were having celebrity go- Oh, and then you sent me these pictures that you took of me where I'm a, or I'm a woman. Oh my god, it's so funny. With a Snapchat filter. Oh no. Look at the baby one, show the baby one. I saw the baby one. I'll post them. You posted the baby one already? Yeah, I'll post them again.

And then, oh, and then we talked about something that we can't talk about, but we talked about it. See how interesting it is when we text about. So a lot of stuff here, a lot of stuff. Okay, but what if Paul and I text about? We have a private chain too. You do? What do we do?

What about? So, first we're talking about Twitter.com. And then Paul always sends me like funny dogs that I should follow. Oh, funny dogs on Twitter. This one, Owen from all kinds of places. Owen the Griff. What's Owen's deal? He looks like a weird puppet. It's tongue sticking out. Okay. And then I told I told Paul about this Japanese toilet. That's weird comment. You know, this toilets. So it's it's basically a rectangle hole in the ground. No, I don't think I've ever seen one of those. It looks like a urinal laid down onto the floor.

And we're sleepy and taking a nap. So these are women's restrooms. I don't know if they're just women's, but I came across them in women's restrooms. Right. And I was always afraid of them because when I first went to Japan a couple of years ago, the first toilet I saw when I was in the airport

was this and it was a hole in the ground, essentially. And basically a hole in the ground. And then the bar on the wall, and I was like, well I guess I was supposed to lean back, lean, and squat over the thing. And it really intimidated me, especially because I was really tear. Why does the fur, like you were like,

I'm not trying this. And then the first time you like hovered above it, it like rose up to meet you. It would, I think they have the craziest twists. But I was so afraid that I was gonna get peel over myself if I did it, if I just did it wrong. Yeah. And then I told Paul about it and then I did use one.

So I had to tell him I did it. Cause I had to, cause I was out in public. Did you get peel over yourself? No, I did great, but. And what did I say in return? He was proud of me. Yeah, that's right.

But I did it like a baseball diamond. Like they had like a little public restroom there. And I say in return? He was proud of me. Yeah, that's right. But I did it at like a baseball diamond. Like they had like a little public restroom there. And I went in and I, at that point, we had been walking so much through your talk about how when you guys went, you walked like 10 miles a day. We did the same thing and it was like, my whole story.

And I was trying the wrong shoes. So my back was hurting so much. And then I had to pee so bad and so I went in. And I did it, but then I almost couldn't get up because I was like squatting and holding onto the bar. But I would, they do this. What's the purpose of this?

But my back hurt so much. I was like, I had to pull all of my mates to get up. If you have to do a pull up to get off of a toilet, what are we even doing guys? You know, we're doing our core. I know, but I was so impressed. Why? I wondered also if, and maybe someone out there

can tell me or I could Google it, but if the bar is more for like people, older people or people who don't know how to use these twits, and if typically you don't need the bar, if you know, how do you? I guess. Why wouldn't you use the bar? You know what I mean?

I know, but it was a real fee. Well, maybe I was like, whoa, that's insane. Wait, wait, wait, are you holding on to it? You were sort of like, my mean, like you're in a rollercoaster. Are you holding onto it and just squatting back? Are you holding on to it and squatting back? Well, I mean, if you're in a roller coaster. Are you holding onto it and just squatting back? Well, I mean, if you're just squatting over something,

you don't need a bar. I guess if I was wearing a dress or something, that would be easier. But if my, with pants on, I would get peeled off. I guess. How far did the pants go down to? Like knees or? Their pants.

You mean when I pulled them down? When you pulled them down, you free. Shhh. I pulled them down past my knees. Past your knees, like what, to shoes? I didn't pull them to the shoe. So between knee and shoe? Calflovel?

What's normal for the toilet? Do you leave your pants over your knees when it's on the toilet? I ask you weird specific questions and making you feel... No, but I want to picture you on the toilet. Do you pull your pants all the way down? Have you? Paul, have you seen this where you go into a men's restaurant? Oh, boy.

And someone at the urinal has their pants all the way down. Like a little boy. Yes. A grown-ass man. That's strange. Why on earth would you ever do that? It's weird. What is the reasoning?

Look, and if you're out there and you do it and then you have some weird things. Stop doing it. Well, stop doing it, but also we hate, sorry. No, but it's weird. What is the reasoning? Look, if you're out there and you do it and then you have some weird thing. Well, stop doing it, but also we hate, sorry. They're talking about you, but it's weird to see. There's probably gotta be a reason, but like what, just not getting pee on your pants if you're going through the front. I don't get it. I also, I honestly don't know.

It's beyond me why guys do that. It's crazy. I also think it's, so I think it's weird to have urinals. I think they should be like outlawed. Why can't you just have privacy? Yeah. Well, I'm all for that. I think I don't like it.

Instead of making, when you go to a movie theater, instead of having one big room that has a lot of places for a lot of people to go to the bathroom, instead make like 30 little bathrooms. This is great. They should just be all over the place. Okay, so every seat, every seat seat in the movie. There's doors. There's doors everywhere. Sometimes you'll be on the door brick wall. Sometimes the pie pops out and hits you in the face.

That's fun. Sometimes a scary clown. Have you what's the craziest toilet? The craziest toilet ever. I knew we'd end up talking about this. craziest? The craziest toilet I've ever I knew we'd end up talking about this. I don't think that I've ever maybe even been on a crazy toilet. I don't think I have either. I've never encountered a bidet. Oh Japan is all about bidet. I want one so bad. Well I will say that when I haven't realized it when you're up and stuff. They're usually a separate toilet. Yeah. big, big. When we were just in Japan, I will say that

any time you walked into the bathroom, it had a motion sensor with that, which would make it go. The toilet seat was like, it opened up, and it opened up. And we'd be like, oh, please, shit. Hey.

I love it. I love it. And then she's warm. And you could also press a button that makes like, water sound, so you cover the sound of you going. Oh, say I like I had a friend who when we were in a musical together, we had a our dressing room had a tiny bathroom and he always would like blast the sink on. Yes.

And then sing because he just didn't want any noises to be. I don't think I would ask the other person to sing. I wouldn't want to be singing right. But think about if we had this in America when you are in a public bathroom with stalls, you could have a sound going over your shoulder. Yeah, I'm a sound going over. Because I feel like people are so self-honoured. The sound of like parties.

This is why Japan is so much better than America. I've always said that everywhere. I also use a hole in the floor one time in France. And an old restaurant downstairs basement. This is a restaurant. I went down there and then there's a- All they had was a hole in the floor like a river. It was like a toilet hole, but it was they had feet. Oh, that explains

it. It was a toilet hole. It was a very small hole in the ground and there were feet marks and there was a house. How small is this hole like quarter size could get a shit in it. You don't have perfect aim. And then there was a button or like a foot pedal on the wall to flush and water. They are so sophisticated. They have a pedal. It was crazy. It's like there's a ton of toilets.

Oh my God, yeah, give me some weird. By the way, I'm sitting with my back to a screen and everyone's like pointing at the bathroom. We'll turn around. I can't turn around. Uh oh, the mic won't. That one there, I feel like that's like a toilet. Okay, now they're looking at pictures of toilet.

Wait, Lauren, let's resume my idea. The restaurant with France. I'm actually in the, what the listener is, like wondering what you're doing. Was there, was there a bench sort of thing? No, it was just a hole. It was just a hole. Wait a hole in the ground, like,

I take my toilet out. I remember. I went in it. Ah. No, it was, it was what the toilet was supposed to be. It was a good time. But there was no elevation to it. It was literally, it was nothing like the Japanese one.

It was just a whole and then. Would you recognize the phrase out of order in French, if you saw it? Do not come in here. It's quite possible. Americans stop shitting in our whole studio. It is funny because I feel like anytime you're shitting. He stopped shitting in our full. That is funny, because I feel like any time you're in a strange situation, you just go with it.

Like, I guess that's the point. I guess I'm supposed to shit here. Lady, lady. It's possible. I was somehow wrong. But I don't think so. What were you doing in France? That was, I was on a trip with my family.

I was like a teenager. Ula-la. Are you interested? Did you speak? Yeah. Did you speak any French at the time? No, I don't even know a teenager. Ula-la. Are you interested? Did you speak, yeah. Did you speak any French at the time? No, I don't even know a word. Did you speak it? I didn't and still don't.

Never will. I never will. Never will. Did you take a language? I took Italian. I did then college for two years. I did Spanish from seven. What, conversant Italian a little bit?

Sure. I got semi-piache. Come on to eat ya. I got semi piaccia. Come on to Hicce. Medis piaccia. Medis piaccia, is that what I know? Yeah. That's about it. That was cool.

That's good job. I said the girls, I like, I like. I like the girls, I like, I like. E o fi, e o, fa me de lupa. I wanna go to Italy. Hungry like the wolf. No, I just want pizza.O DE LOUP. I want to go to Italy. Hungry like the wolf. No, I just want pizza. Oh my gosh.

Jesus. What is the next place on your bucket list? Italy is probably the bucket. Mine too. Mine too. You've been there? No, I've never been. We went to France and England and I'm sick of England.

Sick of the English people. I love it. You like England? I used to love. I was an anglophile and now I just, I've had to talk to of the English people. I love it. You like England? Yeah, I used to love. I was an anglofile. And now I just, I've had to talk to so many English people recently. I'm just like, God, give me out of here.

Wow. Really? I'm opinion. I was just remembering, we went to Paris for our climate agreement. Yeah, for the climate of course, to protest it. But it was. Oh, so.

And I, we went for our anniversary, if you like, God, is that almost 10 years ago now? No, my gosh. It was a while ago. It was like 20 and 12. That page I read about you said you got married 10 years ago. Yeah, we were. Yeah, we were.

Highline.com. So seven years ago, next year it will be 10 years. Okay. So it was, it was seven years ago. Yeah, 20 to years. Okay. So it was it was seven years ago. Yeah, 2012. So and we I did a gig in in London at the Soho Theater, like 18 years after Cool Ups freshman year. Then Janie came over. Jan came over for the London week and then I was there for two weeks. She came over the second week of London and then we spent a week in Paris. And I forgot that at the end, at the very end of the Paris trip, I got a, a Merse

infection in my leg. Oh, is this the only time you've had Merse? No, no, yeah, because you told another Merse story. The first time is a Merse story. The first time was in New York. It's an immune thing where you get like, I don't know how to describe it. It's like a big cystic thing. First time I got on my face,

and I discovered I was sick when I came home from work. What's in a mirror? Late. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It got bigger. Petri. The first was it. I was not petri-fine. Kept the gun. How could I get this out of my face? I went to sleep. I just like after work, I laid down on the bed in my clothes and woke up in the same position the next day.

Right. And I was like, maybe I should go to the doctor. Woke up in the same, the exact... Like I had not moved. Like I laid down on the bed. Was there a chalk outline around you? How did you know these were... And that is did you know that you should go to the doctor? I honestly don't know if that,

if just the sleeping would make me go. Oh, because I like, I fell asleep so fast, like I didn't eat dinner or anything. Like I, I, I was like, I'm gonna lay down for a second and then that was the next morning. Right. And I had moved.

Yeah, you're right. When I had mono, it was, even that, I had it for two weeks and just, someone had to say to me, oh yeah, that's the kissing disease. Someone had to say to me, like, you've been tired for weeks. And before I was like,

oh, maybe I should go to a doctor, I've had a mono. This is, of course, I was, you know. Should we all get a method to different people? 19 different people at the same time. No, I just checked mine because I was like, oh, I should turn that off if it's ringing and I did not get a message.

But I will say that when that emergency thing happens, it's wild, isn't it? When everyone gets a message at the same time? Yeah, it is. I guess I turned off those... I turned them off too. Yeah, I turned them off too. The first time that happened, it was terrifying.

I know. The first, you were afraid. The first time I got a hammer, I thought, I was that's fine. I was that they honestly though am or alerts make me so sad because you just feel helpless like okay now I just know there's some child being kidnapped and what am I gonna like yeah look

around at license plates all the time and just be like who is this the guy is like I gonna say they're on to me, I gotta hide her better. I have have have have have have have have

have have have have have have have have have have

have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have much. And I had to wait until I got back home. And you're like, huh? Or not honeymooning, but like having an anniversary in France. You don't want to be like this sucks, but France kind of suck. No, it was great. It was great. I saw it a great time. I forgot that that happened until Janie reminded me recently. That's how good a time we had. But then I had to have it,

like essentially, like, what do they do? Land of eight and deflated, you know, when they land something, what do they do? They're poking you with a needle like what do they do? Land and deflated, you know, when they land something, what do they do? Those are poking you with a needle or what do they do? Yeah, yeah. Was it really sassy? They're taking out all the fluid. I mean, yeah, it hurt. It's fucking hurt.

And I do not keep the fluid. Do they like give you a muscle habit? Do you want to see? Oh, where am I neck? Like, Angelie, Julie. Wait, have we talked to a Dr. Pimple Popper? No, go ahead. Are there, is that your earliest?

Is, yeah. I don't like to do specific gender things, but this seems like a thing that women are really like Dr. Pimple Popper. I do think there is something about that. I also feel like I know a lot of women who like to do that. I think it's because men have penises that erupt. And so we're good on in that respect.

Barve. And women want to make the penis. You're a rob. You're a rob. Gross. I'm gross. Yeah, you're gross. So we have both the grand term for what actually happens. So the rock. I'm growing yeah, you are grown

What actually happens Anyone said that you Lauren I'm going to I don't think I need that position to do anyone Because you're What if What then suddenly what have you got so scared when the ghouls were targeting him He just came One of you got so scared when the ghouls were targeting him Good stuff. What was it thing Neil said I always look at her the exact When we were on tour he went on the balcony of the hotel Oh my god I could not stop laughing have we not told this story we have it

I don't think we may be on the bank bank. Oh my god We were crying but what it was it tells that all had all of our Rums at these balconies shallow balconies. There's cool. We were like Yeah, I'm excited about these room and so we're getting into the car to go to the show and Neil said to anyone else go out on their balcony Oh, correct. And I think we all said no. Yeah, we were like, no, because he was super windy. Yeah.

And he said, I did. And he said, what was the last time? How is it like? Well, it was windy and it was cold, and I was scared, so I went back inside. Hahaha. He was like, he brought it up. He was like, he brought it up.

Well, he's keeping it cold. I got scared. I went back inside. He brought it up and like, there was no reason why NOS up. Well, he was cold. I got scared. I went back inside. He brought it up and there was no reason why noist would go because it was so cold windy. But then he just wanted to tell us that he was scared. Yeah, he got frightened. But he also didn't get why it was funny.

Oh, I thought he got why it was funny. I think he was surprised we were crying about it for 10 minutes. I mean, we were actually probably the way he delivered it was astonishing. Yeah. But I guess, it was we were we do. It's probably the way delivered it was astonishing. Yeah. But I guess because I was like, we all had the shared experience, right? Yeah.

Like no, we didn't. Now you have to tell us what it's like. Yeah, I guess he thought we all went out on to our balcony. I got freaks. Like maybe he would have, yeah, he thought we were all going to go. Yeah. So cool. It's so free. Yeah. Yeah. We all opened our balcony, saw the weather, and didn't go out. Yeah. Ah, good.

Oh, my last time you, like, laughed so hard, you couldn't stop. I don't know. I feel like it's been a while. I feel like it's maybe just- To laugh like that, that's special. Yeah, that's very special. I always get jealous when somebody's laughing like that,

and I'm not really thinking it's as funny, but I want to laugh a lot, you know? Well, I hope you say to the person. It's not that funny. Yo, come on The best thing you can do I hate that when someone's the buzzkill the worst. Yeah, I Feel like I come close to it on this show a lot. I think I we say it's not that funny. I've no Lauren I'm going to erupt No, Lauren, I'm going to erupt. I feel like, why is my back wet? I feel like, what are you? A secretary.

I feel like longer here. Boss is coming. I get into that euphoric laughing here. Yeah, yeah, we're kids very silly. Yeah, I Yeah, I agree my cheeks are very sore right now. Oh, well, bet they are You've been taking your bike Got to squeeze that shaman No, I love to laugh. Loud and long and clear.

That's cool. You know, I love to laugh. Did I tell you when I was in a high school and I say the role? How many years after your freshman year? There's this. This was this was three years after my freshman year. I was a senior. Great.

All right. And we did, um, we did that illegal version of Mary Poppins, called the practically perfect Nana, before it was Broadway show. I did a version of Mary Poppins. I couldn't even tell you if we paid the rights. We definitely did not, because you had to change so much of it.

Yeah, okay. And essentially this was the movie script adapted for the stage. Yeah. I did a laden the year after the Disney Aladdin came out and it was not the Disney Aladdin and everyone was bummed. Yeah, that sounds lame.

Don't you dare not shut your eyes. Go to sleep. And we did, so I played Bert the chimney sweep. Yep. And was he was called Bert the chimney sweep in this? Oh yeah, no, everything was the same. Here's the thing. Was it just a different title? So no one who owned the rights to marry poppins would come? Is that

what it was? They changed the title, but at certain point to cover a big wardrobe and set change, they rolled down a screen and they showed a scene from the movie. That's crazy. It was nuts. It was great. It was nuts. So I'm playing with the chimney sweep. We're doing the uncle is an uncle Albert is the guy. So you're the Lin-Manuel Miranda. Admiral Halsey. Well, I was the Dick Van Dyke. No, Lin-Manuel.

The only version I choose to. Oh, bracket fair enough. Fair enough. I was the LMM in this and we visit what was the Merrill Street character. In this it was played by Ed Wynn, plays Uncle Albert, who is related to Mary Poppins and so on. He's also vaguely magical. But when he laughs, he makes him fly up into the ceiling.

And so then everybody starts laughing, they're flying up in the ceiling. And so the, how did you pull that off? Were you on ropes? Well, let me tell you, the kids, the two kids, and Mary Poppins were were on wires. They were on big heavy cables, which when they got hauled into the air was fucking in retrospect. I remember doing high school shows, I think, and maybe a college show where people were using the Foley fly system. Yeah. And on wires. And that in retrospect is fucking crazy. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I think about now. Yeah. It's like in charge of like,

absolutely. Well, look at the video of Peter Pan, like the horrible Peter Pan that goes awry, it's like a school production and the Ron Wires and it's so funny. Oh, it's funny. Oh, it's funny. Oh, it's funny. It's the one that was on this American life.

I don't know, but the kids basically keep going up when they don't expect it, but it's so funny. Well, this would be, so like Mary Poppins would be standing there, you know, a very stature-ass holding her umbrella. And the raising of the umbrella was the signal for her to fly away. Right. So there, I mean, like this jerkiness, trying to like keep it together and act smooth, but

she's being hauled up on a rope. Yeah. It's not like a sophisticated system. Right. So the two banks' children and Mary Popped up on a rope. Yeah. It's not like a sophisticated system. Yeah. So the two banks children and Mary Poppins are on their cables. And they're all of the exact same age. That's exactly right. And myself and Uncle Albert are on wooden platforms

like just columns covered with black duvetine. To make it appear as if we're just floating in space. And so we had to, we had to be sitting like this with our legs and arms out. And so my stomach hurts so bad after every show. Oh my God. Because we had to stay upright to convey the illusion. And it was really, it we're left with everybody.

Oh my God. People afterwards were like, how did you achieve that? I thought you were actually flying. I thought you were flying. Do you love the power? Are you a witch? Ever since looking, you go like, oh, he's sitting on a thing. And you felt the responsibility to keep your legs totally straight.

It was, it was what we were doing. What would it do? Or if you were like just scared. But yeah. Just like, look, leaning on the box. I love the laugh. Ha, ha, ha. I did Mary Poppins and I was the old banker.

Oh, sure. Uh-huh. It's a good character. I've never seen the original one actually, which is kind of weird. It's a fun one. I've seen half of the new one on the plane and I felt so. It's worth seeing, which I've seen. It's new one on a plane and I felt it's worth seeing

which I was the worst thing every other thing taken. Yeah, so every other scene I kept I was enjoying it, but I just got tired. What I haven't seen the old ones, so I don't want to come over tonight. We'll watch the other half of all the get a pizza. What are you doing? What are you doing? You asked what we were doing, like you had something you were gonna do today. I was curious, no, I'm not doing anything,

but I was just wondering what everyone's up to. You're like, oh, come on! Dude, sir, why don't we do something? I have to go on a trip tomorrow, I have to pack. Yeah, Lauren's going on a trip to the Windia's of cities. Tag up. And she's not gonna be back for a while, but don't worry, there's not gonna be any interruption

in our release strategy in our option. We will be erupting. Just for the original. We will be erupting all the time. No interruption, but plenty of eruption. All right, we have to take a break. We'll be right back. We're back.

Hi, we're back. Hi, we're back. Hi, we're back. We're so back. Yeah, we're so so back. Anything so. Hopefully out there, all of your days have been great. And your nights. I just wanted to say that.

Molly Dog. I don't care about the nights. I really want your days. I want your afternoon to be perfect. I hope you have a great morning and then the rest of the day is like, oh, we just need to be back. Oh, I wish I had a great morning and then the rest of the day is like, oh, we just need to be back. I wish I had a Mercer on my cheek. Mercer.

Mercer on my cheek. Sam, stop. If, if the only cure for your Mercer on your cheek was someone like, uh, I don't know what it is. I didn't have it. I'm here for Mercer is your cow didn't have his rights. You're so... You're so... You're so... He got it merciless. But if the only cure was that you were delayed down and someone were to stop on you

like grapes on your cheeks. Oh! I want to see, I'm looking to see if the divot, there was like a divot in my leg. Really? For the longest time. Oh no, it's finally like kind of filled in. But there's a little mark here, almost like a booster shot. But that was like a shallow,

just like trampoline of skin. Well, weird. Little mark, what is his daddy's home? Oh, good. Why does Mel Gibson keep getting opportunities? Well, she's, you know, I really think he's worn out as welcome. Oh, I think he's paid us that supply.

Let's debate. Didn't he say he was sorry once? Go to them for me. Are we gonna play a feature? Yeah, man. Yeah, let's do a feature. Do we know what it is? Yeah, I'll know what it is.

Yeah, I got one. Okay. Hey, three of them boys. You ready for this one? Yeah, three of them boy. This we did way it is? Yeah, Paul knows what it is. Yeah, I got. Okay. Hey, three of them boys. You're ready for this. Oh, yeah. Steven Boy, this we did way back in season one. Oh, yeah. It's an old goodie that we all like to play called GD wish. Yeah, that old. Hold on to your turbines and you're in curly shoes. Because it's time to do GD-Wish. By the way, I saw Aladdin the other day for the first time since the original cartoon. Yeah, just the other side.

I saw him. I didn't know what the Arby's. No, I saw the cartoon for the first time since seeing the theater on opening day. And yeah, there's some interesting stuff in there. Culturally. Anyway, go ahead. So the idea of this game is one player will make a wish, the kind of wish you'd make with the genie. I wish I had a million dollars. And are we trying to make it as bullet proof as possible?

Or are we just making a regular wish and seeing? Well, Scott, that I don't remember. Okay, well, let's see how it shakes out. I think the idea is you make it just like a regular wish. And then the odys is on the genie to subvert the wish. To monkeys paw that shit. To monkeys paw that shit and come up with the ironic granting of the wish a monkey's paw that shit to my keys Paul that shit and may and come up with the ironic Granting of the wish, okay

I'm I just shiver and scott offered me a Headphone case that I draped around her shoulder while Paul was handing me a jacket. I don't have a jacket. I'm not gonna take off my shirt Gentleman's always please take it off Okay magic Mike this shit. Do I look like really cool now? Yeah, you actually look like Robert Palmer Yeah, that's weird and you guys look like his backup girl So the idea is that the the genie will then grant the wish but in an ironic way that fucks over the picture. Yeah, let's try it You that the genie will then grant the wish but in an ironic way. That fucks over the wish. Okay, let's try it.

You be the genie. Oh, great. Are you upset? You do the hardest part first. You want to do the hardest part first? No, I'll be the genie. I'll be the genie. I'm the genie.

I am the genie. You have freed me from the lab. Holy fuck. Hey, language. Oh, sorry I just this is the first thing I hear I've been in this lab for a thousand years. Well, do you even know what it means? God you've been in there for a thousand. Yeah, I know what fuck means. Okay. Thank you. I mean doing it. You've ruined me Didn't take long anyway. I will grant you a wish oh master one wish I shall grant wish carefully Okay, I know exactly what I want

Sounds familiar. I wish For the I wish so that never in my life again Hold on do I have to Like done. Do I have to? Why are you talking like Yoda? Go like, who's going to go which way with somebody on this? Or like, you know, wait, my turn at a stop sign. Very well. Your wish is granted. Yes. You will never, ever have to wonder who will go first on the street. Is it right? Yes. Yes.

Because you are confined to a wheelchair and everyone will get out of your way. Oh. Don't, don't at me, people in wheelchairs. I know the people here at Kissinger. Let me back to the, okay, let me go back. Oh, so GD's can't be right in this, right? let me actually, okay, let me go back. Oh, so Gigi's gonna be right in this place. He's been in the lamp for a thousand years. Okay, okay, he's the leader of the clikker app.

Okay, how did that one go? Yeah, so he just looks at me. I'm just realizing how shitty people could be. And that they wouldn't let you have the right of life. Exactly, but I'm a little kid. And also, you won't be driving. Okay, I want it, I want my wishes that I want to go down the street and never have that thing

We're like oh who's going not have to wait this way and then I also when I'm in a car I don't want to go who's turn is it at the stop sign and have to go very well Your wish is granted you'll never have to worry about that again because the other people will always just walk right into you They won't give a shit. They're just gonna body check you. No matter how many times you try to deacon get out of the way, they're just gonna plow right through, like you're not even there. And same thing with the cars. You that. It's too late, I granted you wish. Mm. Gini. That's what you say when you leave? Yeah.

Okay. All right, so I'm the Gini now and you're the wisher. Look at this stupid piece of garbage. It's all dirty. Clean it off a little bit here. Gini. Whoa. Are you really a Gini?

Hi, yeah, I'm a Gini. I've been here for three hours. And I freed you? Yeah, man, the last guy. That's your three hour exile? Yeah, the last guy just got out of here like three hours ago. Wow. But you tried doing anything being cramped for three hours.

I mean, like you in less three minutes. Respectfully, I'm not going to try that. Okay. Is that your wish? You want to try it? Oh, do I get a wish? Oh, I should've said that right. Okay.

You get a wish. I'll grant you any wish. Think carefully about it though, because you may not like me, which one. Okay, I get it, I get it. Okay, I think I get this. I might be monkeys paw you. Yeah, I've heard about the sort of thing.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what are you wish for I wish for I want to be He's doing it the Considered by everyone To be the hand-semest man in the world Well your wish is granted. How bad I said, consider it by everyone

because that is airtight. Because I have made everyone in the world dead, except for you. Uh oh. You are the most handsome person in the world because everyone else is dead. Enjoy your life! But I finally feel good about myself. Oh yeah. Alright. I mean you're the gold standard.

I feel like I did. You're okay. You're okay. Enjoy reading library books or whatever it is you do. Oh I broke my glasses. Oh that's I'm monkeys on you. Wait did you do that? Yeah. You broke my glasses. I broke your glasses. I sat on them. That's just back on the lap Beautiful scene a beautiful see okay, all right, so I wait I got a wish here. Mm-hmm Oh, man, this cave is so bright and lit up so well So bright and lit up so well. Oh, not like your usual caves. I get so much natural light in here.

It's so strange. All right. Oh, here's a lamp. Rub me. Oh, don't really need more light. Rub me. I guess I get to rub this lamp if I...

I'm a rupte! Oh, my back! I guess I get to rub this lamp if I I'm a rupting What do you want oh and thanks What do I get a wish or something? You rub the lamp you get a wet Why did you have to have that written down? Yeah, you said one thing twice here you okay Yeah, I wrote here you quotation marks, so I knew to repeat it Why don't you just write here you twice instead you wrote here you quotation marks so I knew to repeat it. Where'd you just right here you twice instead you wrote here you

turntable repeat did oh marks whatever anyway all right well you got to wish you on or what I got to go back and back in my lamp and build up some stuff to erupt. God. I'm not a G. We said never heard that. Oh wait no that wasn't it. Oh God. I'm not a G. We said never heard that. Oh wait, no, that wasn't it. Oh, okay. Oh no. Your wish is granted. Oh man, I wasted a wish.

Why is my wish granted? Because not only have you never heard that, you've never heard anything. Your ears are removed and filled with putty. In the past? How are you hearing me right now? Wait, but I heard, but that's the present. From this forward. Yeah, I heard it though. And then I'm a racing memory. So you have no memory of anything good happening or bad or anything. Just are racing my memory.

What do you have like a minute like neuro- And then nothing good or bad or anything will ever happen to again because you're just kill me. You're a little escape with me. I'm going to live with you. Why? For the next eternity. For the next eternity.

So I get someone else rubbing the soky lamp. All right. Well, what are your interests? What are you doing the lamp? Oh, no, I can't hear anything. Oh, no! Jeannie! I can play my music as loud as I want.

What? Jeannie. Jeannie finally has some freedom. What? Jeannie. Jeannie finally has some freedom. Play as loud as you. Who was complaining before? I can't play. You think it's loud as I want. Lauren is now crying laughing again.

That's how you play. That's how you play Jeannie And that's how you play. That's how you play Jeannie. Someone's a Jeannie. That's how you play someone's a Jeannie wish. Someone's a Jeannie wish. That was fun. That was a Jeannie wish. Well, send us three chers, guys.

Send us three chers. Send us three chers. Make them good. Make them good. Because we need them. What does that movie, I say make it good all the time because of it, but it was that dude who was in brown, I'm a days, no brown bunny.

Oh, Vincent Gallo. Yeah, Vincent Gallo, but he directed it or whatever. Oh, Buffalo 66. Buffalo 66. Yeah, I saw that. Make it good. He goes in. I'm gonna spend time with you.

No, no, no, no, that 50 fucking times. He goes into a restaurant and he asks for like a coffee and he goes, make it good, make it good. Wasn't it in Brown Bunny that Chloe Seven gave us a real blow job? Yes. Ooh, have I never seen that, maybe a lot of do. Do you think he erupts?

Probably. I'm gonna stick it into Ruppet. What would it take? I can't even imagine showing my penis in a movie. Let alone at home. I can't imagine anything. I can imagine it. I can imagine it. I don't like it.

I can't imagine doing it. I've had like nude scene dreams. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you are supposed to give a nude scene. I have, I'm supposed to give one. I'd like to give you this nude scene. I know you're an ass guard.

My gift to you. I have dreams about trying to find somewhere to take a shit all the time. Sure. I need it. And then people are coming in. I have new dreams where I'm out of the house or something or somewhere in public naked. And it's real. The weirdest's what the weirdest part is, sometimes in the dream I start to get used to it

and then I remember like, oh no, this is not good. Oh yeah. I think a lot of times I'm wearing like a shirt that's just barely long enough to cover my butt. I'm doing it. Oh, I'm doing it. Oh, I love that. She's not smiling up. But it's like so awkward because I'm a giant. Oh, I love that. Oh, I love that. I love that. She's not smiling up.

But it's like so awkward, because they're like, ooh, can't really bend over or sit down. That's what I'm embarrassing. I forgot pants. Dreams, why do we have them? Dreams, what do they mean? What do they mean?

I like them. You like having dreams? I do. It's fun. I do like them. Even if they're a weird scary dream, they're still like it. Who would it say? Who would it say? Who would it say? Because we're trying to tell ourselves a story.

Who doesn't dream? Like what's like the problem you have if you don't dream? I don't think anyone doesn't dream. Oh really? Everyone has to dream. Even dog dogs dream. Yeah. I think that dreams... What are you gonna say? I don't know. It's weird that dogs have dreams. It is weird. What are they doing? I don't know first of all. I guess I don't know because they's weird that dogs have dreams. It is weird. What are they doing? Why do we know first of all? I guess I do.

Well, because they're jerking around sometimes. Yeah, but that doesn't really imply. That's the thing about you. We love it. Anytime there's a fact about nature, I'm like, how do you know that? Where they go, oh, a dog can do this, this, and this, and this. They're like, well, how do we know? We've never talked to a dog.

How do we know? Yeah, we don't know. Maybe their body's just twitch when they sleep. Yeah. Maybe they're dead at night night and they come to life. Or the day. Just say it. Like toys, like toys and toys.

Yeah, it's exact. Dogs are dead. Dogs are eat toys. You see their dogs are dead. When they're out of your line of vision even, they're dead. I'll probably see it. I'm way behind on my Pixar's. Yeah, I'll say, yeah, I love the toy story franchise. I'm sure I'll see it

just wondering what I Really was I don't know if you care. Yeah, but what I don't know if you care but toy story force come you brought it up And then you're like, well, he just mentioned toy story and I thought oh, I wonder if you guys would go see that in theater I mean, I will see it. I don't know if I'd go see it in the theater. Yeah, I'd be fine to wait till it's on TV Yeah, those movies are so pretty, those are the time it's fun. I love two and three so much that I'm very excited. I'm like a real.

Three was not, which one was three? Three is the one where the top of the air. Yeah. I didn't love that one. Did you ever see that video of the guy who tricked his mom into thinking, you know, the part in Toy Story 3 where they're in the, they're all about to be crushed by the thing. They're gonna be incinerated.

They're all gonna be incinerated, right? They're all so scary. So, so he re-edited it. I'm sure I've talked about this. Have I no talk about this? I don't think so. He re-edited it. So it's like, you see that shot of them really scared and the incinerator coming towards them and then it fades out and the credit start.

And he shows it to us and he puts it back in the DVD player and the mom watches it because they've rented it or whatever. And the mom watches it the next day and they're filming it and she's like, God, what a weird store. God. That's a good print. Why would it end like that? So they're all just dead weird store. God. That's a good prank. Why would it end like that? So they're all just dead? Oh my God, he's so funny.

And she's all invested. Yeah, she's just confusing going, what a weird ending. So all the toys die? I love that. And then they finally like spring and outer of like no, we read it. There's way more to the movie than they get out of it. She's like, what a, why did you do that?

How the prank is this? It's so funny. It's like one of the greatest pranks. That's tremendous. I wanna see that. It's really good. Guys, we gotta go. We gotta go.

It has to end sometime. We gotta end it Lauren. You gotta go. You're on a plane. We're gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you guys. I mean, the listeners. The listeners, the listeners, you're not.

The listeners, we're all gonna hear each other next week, but we're not gonna see each other for like three years. Or you're traveling, that's why. I don't think so. No, no, no. Oh, you're not. Okay. Well, we'll get together.

We'll record another episode. I'm around this month, but it's next month that I'm traveling. Okay, we'll get together. We have to record. We have to record. So we'll get together. We have to record. We have to record. So we'll be here. We'll get together this.

Listen, this is how friendships are done in modern times is there for us? We record a podcast together. Yes. We would never see each other if we didn't record a podcast. Why would we? Why would we? Why would we ever?

I don't like you guys. And that's it. Fred, it's roll. We're praying. We're praying. We're praying. All right, we'll see you next time. Bye. you