Threedom - Trippin Dots
Episode Date: August 24, 2023Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about Nermal, a baseball game, and do some MadLibs. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to threedomusa@gmail.com. Leave us a voicemail at 42...4-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).
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Freedom! Freedom!
Freedom!
I love getting out early.
Freedom!
I'm just freedom!
That's what I got you.
He's put his feet up.
Oh, wow.
I can get you to this.
Freedom!
You had so much time to hang out.
Oh my god, I had the best time.
Paul Tania.
Wow.
Paul got here early and he also said all three freedoms are really.
Were you just in the pool for the whole song? Yes, yeah, yeah Paul how how early did you arrive to the
Early did you arrive put it at 90 minutes?
Door was locked door was locked with what the fuck which you sent me an irritated text knock knock
You know is irritated because I everything, every text as you're irritated.
Ah, that's a lot of people.
So what were you doing at 10 a.m.
That you couldn't just do an episode with him?
I should have.
I believe space is for you to talk.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
We should do one episode like that where one of us is scripted and the other is not.
Like, we never say who it is.
Great.
I think it'd be pretty clear. We never say it. Okay. Great. I think it'd be pretty clear.
Can you just hear the shuffling of papers? That would be actually a clue.
I kind of do like that idea.
Oh, thank you so much.
I think we should script a whole episode and not tell people
that it's scripted.
Yes. I don't like that idea. That's something to work.
Oh, yeah. What if we just record one,
write it all out and then rerecord it, reading out a lot?
like work. Yeah, what if we just record one, write it all out,
and then re-record it, read it down a lot.
I'm sorry, that's fine.
But I'll get a hit of it, very stupid way.
We've done that.
No, do as best you can.
I think, I've done that several times
with Rob Hubel and Tom Lennon.
You've done what?
That idea where they re-enact the conversation they have
on the first episode of Converting.
Really? And we just-
From a transcript?
From a transcript.
I'm so sick of my idea. It's being done already.
I know the senses did it. But what if we did it like we're reading
court transcripts? Yeah. Yeah. And we say Paul. Yeah. We say our names before we
say our lines. Paul. We say our names before we say our lines. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. After you're court transcript. Paul, you don't laugh during a Christmas.
Some people probably do laugh during a court transcript.
Lawrence.
What's the funniest court transcript?
Oh, there is the one.
Good question.
When that juggling guy jumped off,
he took a crocodile's mouth and he farted on his way down.
I got a little bit of a case.
There's a great one.
When I forget, you're a big true crime buff.
I love, well, because I watched Dayline.
I don't really anymore, you know.
Did you used to like Dayline a lot?
And I don't know what change,
but Mike really doesn't care for that kind of true crime.
And so that's part of it.
What kind does he like?
Well, I don't think he's really into like the bite size
husband killed wife storylines.
I like the bite size.
You know, like I sort of like,
like a clinic.
He likes some more,
he doesn't listen to,
to what is it called?
True crime, I just don't know.
It's his real life.
But he listens more to like last podcast on the left,
but they get into like stuff like that,
but then they'll delve very deeply into it.
Are you sure he doesn't just listen to like chess moves?
He does do that.
Over and over.
He watches chess games.
Night 2-pon 3.
Literally.
I don't know what's going on.
He's very excited because one of his guys
is in the world cup.
Who is guys?
Wait, is in what world cup?
Chess.
Who are his guys?
Magnet.
He would laugh as I don't know.
Magnet?
Magnet?
Magnet.
And then the one name that I'd have to read out loud.
I had dinner with my castle last time.
You did! How was that?
My castle in Joey Greer. We had a wonderful time.
He said he had a great time.
Yeah, I thought I was going to text you and say you're going to stand them up because you've
been avoiding Joey's face times every time.
That would have been a good book.
Yeah, it would have been an epic book.
Well, I fool around sometimes.
I do.
It's so fuck.
When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these.
This is from hotsterlings and derby things.
You.
Tells me how much she wants to suck a fucker.
Okay, there's a fuck up.
There's a really funny guy
that's looking for him sometimes.
Did you enjoy the food?
But that was in him, was it?
No, that was someone reading it.
Do you know, I did enjoy the food. Oh, here it is. Okay. Can I say more on that later? Okay.
Well, I fool around sometimes I do when a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories.
Why are you bringing this up right now that you want to talk about what? We talk about the
funniest corn transcribes. No, I'm just acting as if it's you doing. So a girl seduces me and
tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me.
No one wants to suck on me.
Just say, take my shoes off and lick my feet.
Say, pennies, say, yeah.
When I'm in a limousine, she takes off all of her clothes.
No one wants to suck Donald Sterling's toes.
The limo driver said, what is going on?
Oh, my feet, though. And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Cool's house.
So does he mean feet?
And I think her.
I think her for making me feel good.
That's not saying she's sucking me.
Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?
I remember that.
No, that's really what I remember that.
What a freak.
I feel remiss because I don't think I've
thanked enough of my sexual partners for this ex. Yeah, when you're like, think, What a freak. I feel remiss because I don't think I've thanked
enough of my sexual partners for the sex.
Yeah, one you're like, things?
Well, I think you should always say thank you for sucking me.
Everyone I've ever had sex with.
But forgetting me up here.
I appreciate it.
Forgetting it.
Didn't even help me get it up here.
I just appreciate it.
Did you bet it'd say so before?
I'm saying it now.
Wait, so yes, I like the food.
You like the food? It was very rich.
I had a very rich, a covetelli with a lamb ragu.
Without naming this restaurant,
because I just don't feel like it.
They do have a menu that's handwritten
and the lighting is very dark.
Now I find those to be issues.
Well, okay, what's worse, dark handwritten menu
or QR code menu?
At that point, I'd rather have a QR code.
I'm sick of QR code, yeah.
I'm sick of QR's, but I'd rather that than
read a shaky handwritten in the dark.
I also went to a place the other day
that didn't even say anything.
They just sat you down.
There was a little tiny thing on the table
that if you weren't looking for.
Like a health?
Yeah, on a shelf.
Hey! Check out this QR code. I wolf? Yeah, on a shelf. Hey.
Hey, check out this QR code.
I thought that QR code was a little pimp.
It was just a little tiny thing that you could miss
if you weren't looking for it.
And then no one ever came by for another 10 minutes.
And it was like, oh, I guess here's, they never said like,
there's the key.
They need to say.
Because also QR codes pre-pandemic were like something you had completely ignored.
And they were like, maybe to enter a sweepstake.
The absolute last thing I'm gonna do
is point my phone at the beginning.
I'm not doing that fucking job.
Now it's like we're respect to do every fucking day.
And I don't, I don't want to,
but you know what I don't like is like,
I don't like looking at my phone, I'm with a friend.
So if I'm looking at the menu on the phone,
it feels like I'm looking at something else.
I love doing one of my Instagrams.
I'm so sorry, I started liking it.
I started texting people.
Did you see your button?
Jim Kavizol in his intros for that movie he just did.
Kavizol, Kavizol.
How's it going, corporate?
We're gonna do it.
We're gonna QR it.
He's like, okay, I know this is.
He's like, you wonder how know this is- This is not another Christ.
He's like, you wonder how to get involved and help out.
I know this is weird.
I know it's weird to do in a theater,
but just take out your phone
and point it at this QR code down here at the bottom.
I know it's a strange thing to do,
but you can do, it's okay to do it.
It's a fuck-strange.
What, where is this happening?
You know, at a movie theater? You know that movie theater?
Yeah, the movie just put out the, the, the, the,
the cue movie.
I don't know what it is.
You put out a cue in our movie?
Yeah.
Oh, boy oh boy.
Is this real?
Yeah, boy oh boy.
And I made like a hundred million dollars or something.
Is this real?
Yes.
Did he do this with his one friend, Mel Gibson?
I don't know what this is.
It's a movie about... A documentary?
No, it's a fictional movie about,
and pardon me if I get any of these details wrong,
but pardon me.
Oh, I'll excuse you.
It's about a real life person who, in the movie,
he goes around saving children from child trafficking.
Oh!
And in real life, the person didn't do any of that.
Okay.
And, but it's a QAnon movie that's meant to traumatize people to child trafficking so much
that they get involved in QAnon, essentially.
Yeah, and they just start shooting people all over the place.
Exactly.
But anyway, he did not save children, but he did traffic children.
Yes. Something like that.
Yes. Nice.
The guy who invested was the biggest investor in this world.
Well, because-
Allegedly.
People who-
Sure.
People who had a plane site.
That happens all the time.
I'm hiding in plane site right now,
and you guys are looking right now.
Whoa.
I found you.
Mike, can I started watching recently
which is almost a true crime, Doc,
was this sort of docu-series about Glee
and the sort of like the curse of the cast.
The curse of the cast of Glee.
Has more than one person died?
Yes.
Yes.
How many?
Three.
That is a curse.
What are your ways of curse?
I don't even want to speak.
My head didn't work in the last night.
Of course you did.
Yes.
And how was that?
It was very good.
So we grew.
The food was very rich.
We had three times.
The food was very rich. Afterwards went to see a show.
You did, he came home.
Yes.
Chris Smith, very funny.
You think he came home.
Did this show called acting for a time such as this?
I've seen your posts and I really want to see this.
That guy's really funny.
I, this show is wall to wall laughs and I was laughing
so, like deep laughing so much that I all over the room.
That's the best ever.
Because of the dinner.
And I was like, where do I do here?
I'm not guessing how funny it was.
No, it was funny, but usually I can find things
funny without all the story.
Funny plus dinner equals throw up.
But I was really like, what do I do here?
Because I am still enjoying the show.
Yeah.
Is there a way I can curb this feeling?
So tragedy plus time equals comedy.
Comedy plus dinner equals vomit.
Yeah, wow.
That makes sense.
So tragedy plus time plus dinner equals vomit.
Mm-hmm.
Paul, you're falling asleep.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Wake up, Paul.
Hey, wake up, Paul.
Hey, Paul, it was cool. Hey, wake up, Paul. Oh my up wake up wake up oh hey wake up oh
it's holy
it was going on
oh my god
it's holy
am I so asleep?
it's holy
where are your friends from your dreams?
please look like Scott
well I know
your friends from your dreams
because you can only imagine this
looking like I'm when you know
yeah
who else do you know
I love to look like them
who else do I know okay you to look like them who else do I know you know anyone?
question I
Love name Janie now name a hundred people you know. No, I don't know him. I know of him
You're wake who pop up all your right
He will see me passionate of the Christ
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Normal is a small gray
Let me see let me see let me see with thick eyelash show me the picture. There's no picture. This is words. There's no picture
Do you want the truth is just words. Google didn't serve up a picture.
And I'm shocking here. Development. Garfield has been converted to words.
I'm sorry. That looks like a romantic image with the comments.
The popular comic strip will from now on just be Jim Davis writing down what he thinks
happens to Garfield. And not funny either. Just in a matter of fact,
not a male cat who has long eyelashes. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's spreaders, are same.
This is the live read of Garfield Comics.
This is huge.
This is huge.
What, his dick?
Yeah.
Some fans have mistaken normal for a female kitten
because of his eyelashes.
There's one right here.
His seemingly feminine personality
and the feminine sounding tone of his voice
on Garfield and Fred.
Okay, how many signs do we need?
Hold on.
Jim Davis often gives younger characters eyelashes, including Garfield himself in the Garfield
segment of Garfield, his nine lives, and Orson at the beginning of the USA.
Chris, comic strip.
The Garfield segment of Garfield.
Yeah.
The Latin American dub of Garfield and Friends.
This is maybe what you were watching. Nermal renamed Tellama and his gender changed to female.
After season one, Tellama was changed back to Nermal.
Despite this, Nermal's gender only changed back to male
near the end of this series.
Okay.
The interesting thing there is the reason why,
not the timeline.
Why did they change it?
Why did they change it back?
Because the eyelashes, I think.
Because people were just like,
who is that kind of guy?
They were like, that's telema.
Okay, that's telema.
It's not normal.
I think it should be illegal for normal
for normal to change to telema.
Normal also.
And vice versa.
Don't you stop.
Normal.
To me, and there are most of women's name.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful name. It's stunning. I love it. You almost
you almost named Holly. I almost did. But then I learned in the future that it was actually a boy cat
and I thought that my yellow. And then you memory wiped yourself until right now.
Mm-hmm. But they're so fluid nowadays. I think normal could be a Normal could be whatever he wants to be or she or they well, yeah, but I I think you know
What what it is is as a child when I'm watching the show they're showing a long eyelash cat that looks female
Where is I'm watching a show? I see a long eyelash cat. I know female. Yeah, there is a long reddit thread, Nermals gender debate. Well, Google solved it in one
fell swoop. But what do they say on that? Do that. Google solved it in one fell swoop. See what
comes up. Keep the conversation civil, though, in no downvoting. No downvoting. You can just say
it's a bad opinion. I refuse to believe Nermal is. Boy, this is a, there's a lot of things.
I'm getting on there later.
The Six Most Misgender Characters on TV.
When was this written?
Pat.
Pat.
Okay, this is three months ago.
The Six Most Misgender Characters on TV, okay?
Okay.
Only six months ago.
Who do you think is in there?
Who do you?
Bluey.
Blue, who do you, what do you think bluey is? Bluey. Blue, what do you think bluey is?
Bluey is female, but it's very easy to call bluey male
because blue dog.
Blue is a male color.
It's a blue dog.
It's just easy.
Okay, tails and sonic the hedgehog.
Is it woman?
Sure.
I don't know.
So they don't tell you what it is? I don't know. So they don't tell you what it is?
I don't know.
Don Draper.
People just make the mistake.
Because people think it's Don Draper.
Don Draper.
Okay.
Is her full name, Don Draper.
Don Draper?
Why? What? Go on.
That sound anymore like...
Don Draper. Oh, it's a beautiful name.
It's called Dondripper.
The voyage of the Dondripper.
You're close, blue in blues clues.
Is.
I don't know.
Oh, is it a fact a girl puppy?
It doesn't have like facts about it
underneath, I have to read paragraphs.
Why doesn't it list which gender it is?
It's a bad article.
Spot in TNG.
No one knows what that is.
The cat of dating.
Oh sure.
Oh yeah, that cat is often misgendered.
He he he he.
Tweety bird.
Ha!
Tweety bird is fae now.
Ha!
Ha!
At the end of the day,
Tweety bird is a male canary.
And at the end of the day.
And at the end of the day.
But what happens before the end of the day?
I just did that.
Bluey from Bluey, whoa!
Thank you.
Bluey's gender is never addressed,
but make no mistake.
Bluey isn't girl, and so is her sister.
Never addressed.
Well, I often say, oh, get Bluey needs to.
He's over there, blah, blah, blah, and then I go,
I'm misgendering Bluey.
Does Holly know, and does Holly say,
Mom, I hate you.
No, I don't think she is on that level yet.
Are you worried about that when she's gonna be like 13
or whatever?
Although, her mind feeling is a lot.
Yeah.
But you know.
She's gonna be like, how many?
How many?
How many times have you told your parents you hate them?
I actually don't think that I,
I don't know that I ever said I hate you.
I don't think I have.
I wasn't really punished in a way
we're screaming at them when they said.
Did you ever let them know?
I think I let them know.
You should tell them.
The mother deathbeds, yeah, I hate you.
I always wanted to tell you, I've never really said it, but I hate you.
I know we don't talk about this much.
About feelings.
I despise you.
Goodbye.
For ever.
I think if you parent right, they'll never say it.
Yeah.
Interesting theory.
Yeah, if you do it perfectly.
If you do it, you just gotta do a perfect game.
Should be good.
Yeah.
How hard could it be?
Because you just remember the things that you didn't like
as a bit about being a kid, and you're like,
well, I will never do this now.
Exactly.
And then your child will have no problems.
And nothing you do could be annoying to them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, can you picture a day
when Emi is screaming at you and saying,
give me the fucking keys to the car, dad.
I'm not gonna let her drive.
Like Martin Luther King did.
He did that.
I see a day.
When Emi is yelling at me.
Is that his second most famous quote?
Yeah. Give me the fucking keys to the car, dad. Did I that his second most famous quote? Yeah.
Give me the fucking keys to the card.
Did I say you'd see the day?
Yeah.
Well, I'll be crazy.
Guys, I have to tell you we're reality recap.
Yeah.
Oh, I've got some updates over there.
We just finished season four of Ender Pump Rules. My god, you're doing it. God, you're really some updates over there. We just finished season four of Vanderpump rules.
Oh my god, you're doing it.
God, you're really cranking them out.
For people, I can't remember if I've talked about this or not.
Well, you haven't talked about season four?
I can't remember the last time we recorded.
Me neither.
And we may not have been watching it then,
but friends urged us to, okay,
so here's what we know about present day Vanderpump.
All we know is there's a scandal. It's
referred to a scandal. So we have an idea of one person that's involved.
You really missed all of the news. We missed all we had no idea. Well, I
didn't know who to love, but I know a lot of what happens. Do you think we
scandals in general will eventually be called scandals? Yeah, absolutely.
Because this one's so popular. It's just easier to say. Yeah. So we don't know what
the scandal is. We want to keep it that way say. Yeah, so we don't know what the scandal is.
We want to keep it that way.
We're excited that we don't know.
I want to keep it that way, dude.
I want to keep it that way, dude.
I don't know what the scandal is.
I don't want to keep it that way, dude.
Yeah, nobody, nobody tell them.
So we are watching the show.
We have a few people that we are testing.
Here's my question.
You asked some suspects before he talks before you talk.
There's people you are talking to.
I was trying to get them back on track interrupting you
because you were interrupting.
I was on track.
No, no, no, you're doing great.
But you have friends who've watched it who are guiding you a little bit
or telling you're checking out your check.
That's literally what I was about to say.
But I know, but I'm going to ask you something.
You, because some people might want to know what the scandal is
so you can look for the signs earlier.
Like Mr. Rogers said.
So is that something that looked for the helper?
Signs sign, that's exactly what we're doing.
So you're trying to figure out what it is.
Yes.
But you don't want to know, because some people might think if you knew the details, that's
more fun because then you can watch.
No, no, we want to see this subtle.
We want to feel the full impact of it.
Okay, yeah.
Because all we know is like for long time watchers of the show,
it rocked their world.
Are you putting guesses in and into like sealed envelopes?
Do you know what?
Yeah, of course we are.
But, I'm mailing them to you.
We actually don't.
We have not discussed what we think it is.
And we don't, like as we're watching the show,
we don't say, I wonder if it has to do with that.
We are just, I think that Janie's probably doing
the same thing I am, which is wondering internally,
like, does this have to, there's been like a few things
where like, is this the beginning of it?
And then we have, of course, we have no idea.
Because it's been a second day off for that.
But it's also a long time ago, yeah, yeah, four.
I'm sorry that you know the famous quote,
that's a Bitcoin already.
That I don't mind looking forward to.
I don't know that.
I fucking hate that guy so much.
He's truly terrible.
And it's weird that we're, okay,
so we've been binging this show.
And I don't think you're supposed to watch reality TV
that's what.
Yeah. Because it feels disgusting. It feels
disgusting that we are into it. And then we keep watching it.
It feels disgusting to discuss the characters motives when
they're doing something as if it's all real life. It feels
bad. Yeah. And it feels bad that we we are sucked into it.
Yeah. So I also deeply I find deeply. I find it very thank you, but
we're still going to do it. I know the early seasons from what I hear are all about people
who work at the same place, which I think is fine. Then it becomes like none of them work
there anymore. They're all influencers. And then it becomes the friend group in quotes.
Even though none of them told me too much.
Have I really?
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I think you are saying, you when you go,
and then it becomes, then it becomes.
Well, no, no, what I'm trying to say is,
this is every reality show these days,
is like they take cons.
They start out working together.
And this is all of the housewives is,
they call themselves the friend group.
When it's... They don't know each other.
They're not a friend group.
They are people who've been put together on a TV show, and they've been told that they have to call themselves the friend group. When it's... They don't know each other. They're not a friend group. They are people who've been put together on a TV show
and they've been told that they have to call themselves.
They have already started themselves.
Even now, at the end of season four,
where they are, all still working in the same place,
except for like one, two people, I think.
Don't work there anymore.
They're using the term friend group.
And the really funny thing of the one...
They're trying to kick me.
Monster.
They're kicking. Don't kick each other. I'm not kicking her. I'm kicking twice her. The really funny thing of the one monster
Don't kick each other. I'm not kicking her. I'm kicking He's like listen to like who started you guys listen to a pulsing so stupid
The one ceremony monster named jacks who said I'm the number one guy stop acting like you're the new one guy in this group
I'm the number one guy this group, which is a really funny way to think about yourself.
Yeah, that's a pretty good person in this group.
That's psychotic.
Well, it's me.
D.K.A.
Giving main character energy.
All right, we have to say break.
And we're back.
And I wanted to say, I went to a Dodger game the other day.
Fans of baseball will be interested in this.
I won.
I went to Dodger game recently.
Really?
What you want?
Oh.
Number eight.
Play.
How many games of the Dodgers played?
They played the games of the 75 games a year.
Is that how many of them played?
And what?
How many total?
Have they kept track of that?
The Dodgers have played, I think it's half a billion games.
Is it true?
If you're counting Brooklyn.
If you're counting Brooklyn.
This quarantine.
No, Lord.
I gotta look it up.
How many games have the Dodgers one?
No, I just want to say play.
And then it says this season, no, I just want to win history.
In history, yes.
Hey, Lauren, what are you doing?
He noticed?
I noticed something in my shoe.
I don't think there's anyone.
Lauren is taking her shoe off, she's rooting around in it.
Because I kind of noticed there's anyone is taking her shoe off. She's rooting around in it because like I kind of noticed
There's this like piece of fabric and then 140 seasons
There's no information regarding this no one has ever counted this we could be the first one
That's impots
No one's ever counted somebody out there has a thing where they count them. That's their thing. Yes
Okay, they're people are fre. Their record is 11,310 to 9,889.
So that means that there's about 20,000 games.
So which one did you go to?
Like 20,000 in three.
It was probably 20,000, so I'm telling you something.
I thought.
So I go to a-
And I was with them play the game and they went like,
oh, when are you on the baseless?
When you're on the baseless.
I don't know what was going on.
All I literally was like, what's that stick there, holy.
I couldn't understand the fucking score sign.
I was like, Stephanie, what is that?
It's too complicated now.
I was looking for just the score when I was there.
I know.
And I was like, where?
I know, I know.
I feel crazy though.
But it didn't use to be like that.
Because I was like, I remember going to games growing up
and not being confused.
Now, the score I would come out, he would take the card off,
put another card on.
But the score was always pretty prominent
in the old days,
and then there were a few things above it.
Now it's a ton of info that you're just trying to do.
So many numbers.
And also, don't give me started the ads.
I can't even.
I like when all the LED screens switch over to one ad and it's for forest lawn.
The cemetery?
Yeah.
The cemetery.
Well in case people don't know, but also that's crazy.
You make sense.
I don't mean to add for a cemetery.
I'll figure it out.
Make sense for baseball games.
Once I'm there.
I'm very close.
Everyone's going to figure out where they need to go and that's going on.
Do you think I would bet baseball is the sport with the oldest fan base?
Probably.
Oh, hello.
If, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,
I mean, you have to be like old and rich.
We're talking beans.
We're talking beans.
We're talking based on old, like, old.
No, but you have to be rich.
And most people aren't rich until they're old.
Well, there's generational wealth.
Sure.
From those old rich people at the polo game.
That's exactly right.
So there must be a lot of young people there.
Who's playing? I mean, those are the people playing.
It's literally, it's literally a rich man.
How old is the average...
...Polo fan.
47.
Polo magazine offers that.
The average polo fan is... 47. Polo Magazine offers that.
The average Polo fan is. Now old is the average baseball fan.
35 to 44.
That makes sense.
To a note, sorry, 25 to 34, 25 to 34.
No MLB has the oldest fans among the major sports
with the average age of 57.
That's what's the most important.
Stop running fast before you know what they are.
Learn to separate facts from fiction.
Because you just heard three different takes.
Well, those are the top three responses.
The other responses are every age of an adult.
MLB has the oldest you didn't happen.
Uh-uh.
The average.
What are you doing?
Okay.
NBA?
Oh, yeah. That thing, that John Quignon,
or whatever, that, not him,
but the guy from the 80s, who's like,
what, and this unsolved mystery didn't happen.
Is that what you're talking about when it's like,
it's all those cases?
Is Keith's whatever?
No.
No, it's like, oh, there.
It's Jonathan Frakes.
Oh, yeah.
Beyond, beyond, beyond,
beyond belief, factor fiction. I always love that. I've seen that there's like a super cut of him. Oh, yeah. Beyond the, beyond the, beyond the leaf factor fiction.
I always love that.
I've seen that there's like a super cut of him.
Yeah, it's great.
It's just so funny when it's like a meme.
NBA is 42.
NHL is 49.
NFL is 50.
MLB 57.
Yeah, I call it.
You did call it.
Wow.
Thank you.
And Polo 47.
According to Polo, Max, a young man.
It's almost our birthdays.
It is almost our birthday.
You know, I never got to my story.
We're September babies.
You have a birthday.
You have a story?
I was at the baseball game.
Oh.
Oh.
Then what happened?
Well, I wanted to say, I don't know we were allowed to say
I never got to my story.
Well, same.
I never got to my story, but reality TV, who...
I let so many go.
Yeah. But it's fun. Well, you'll be interested in this one. I'm just sailing away. It's not to my story. Well, same. I never got to my story, but reality TV, who... I let so many go. But it's long.
Well, you'll be interested in this one.
I'm just sailing away.
It's not even a story.
Silly, silly, silly, silly, silly.
That's what I call or a noco flow.
And that's what I call, enyes, ribbons.
It was a compilation CD.
That's what I call or a noco flow.
It was just that song or a noco.
Follow me, 70.
This person doesn't know about the repeat button.
It's perplexed.
They think they have a compilation, but they don't. It's like, I think there's a compilation of this one song.
It's just a CD single.
I think it's the same thing.
They have a monthly repeat.
No, that's what I call ornogoflow.
She loves it so much. That's the same age and I'm on repeat. No, that's what I call oriental flow. That's the same age and I'm on repeat. No, that's what I call oriental flow.
She loves it so much.
She goes on repeat.
We need a t-shirt.
This is that and then the back is just 12 tracks
of oriental flow.
I feel like now that's what I call series is disingenuous
because you would feel like the first volume would be it.
Like now that's what I call music.
But who's art?
Right. Well, exactly. Because they're not. God, are these what I call music. But who's up? Right.
Well exactly.
Because they're not.
God, are these supposed to be God?
Who's doing it?
Because I mean, I feel like now that's what I call music.
That's just shh.
Started with like, everybody dance now. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, I'm gonna go play the game and I'm sitting in my seat. Oh my god. Oh boy. Okay, you could spare some details.
Yeah, God, were you wearing jeans on a t-shirt?
I'm watching the game with my eyes,
occasionally blinking.
Yeah.
Great, I'm happy for you.
Then what?
What were you with?
I was with, okay, this is all unnecessary detail.
I was with, okay, so we, so Kool-Up was supposed to buy five tickets,
and she ended up only buying four.
Blaming the women.
Yeah.
The one who was supposed to buy the tickets yet.
And we, and luckily I was like,
hey, where are we sitting the night before?
And she goes, oh, let me look at the tickets.
Otherwise, we would have all five of us would have arrived
at the, at the place.
So, her sister stayed home.
It's Arnefu.
It was Arnefu and Ku Lops mother.
Okay, Ku Lops and I.
Okay, the four of us.
The core four.
The core four.
And this comes into play because I much like baseball.
So, it's not necessarily information.
I bought the, well this is a side story. I bought the, well, this is a side story.
I bought the, what do you call it? Hot dogs. No, the, you know, the, the, the, the, the,
the 50 50 taking the 50 50 sure about what? I mean, where they keep half the money and they
give half the money to whoever wins. What? It's like an instant lottery, wherever it
about. Oh, I think the team who wins, I'm like, why would they get the money?
Oh, yeah, no, he's the winner.
No, you pay, you pay.
We raised the additional $25,000 for the open days.
You pay $10 and you get five tickets.
And then the team keeps $5.
Whoever wins gets the other half of the pot.
Yes, exactly.
So I was like, if I won, I was gonna split it up
and then I realized, oh, that would be unfair to the sister
who was gonna come, who didn't have the ticket.
So I was like, all right, I'll split this five ways.
Yeah, the odds of you winning are astronomical.
But then I started to think like.
The decision worthy of King Solomon himself.
But then I started to think, should go up
and I take one for herself, only one chair?
I would say-
Yeah, you're a host of-
I hope so.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anyway, I had plenty of split of five-way.
Well, it was $52,000 or something like that.
Wow.
So I was like, oh, I'll split it five ways.
But it would make more sense for you to keep one.
And-
Split four ways though, at 52, then you're talking what what is that no I think
14,000 anyway, so I'm I order from a concessions person hotdog please one of the no
dogs by the address game no by hand walking I don't think they do walking around hot dogs
I don't think so do. Walking around? Hot dogs.
I don't think so.
They only sell life.
They use to, I don't think they're doing war.
Yeah, you have to go get a hot dog,
but I think you can get your peanuts.
Hot dogs don't come to you, you go to them.
In Russia?
Hot dogs.
Because then you're going like, I need relish,
I need muds, I need ketchup.
It feels like they used to, though.
Yes, they did used to.
Yeah, those were good days.
Those were the good old days.
I'd love to have a hot dog at the dog's game right now.
What if I have some hot dogs upstairs?
What if Paul and I wrestle while you eat a hot dog?
Sure.
You're just saying, I wanna eat a hot dog
while I watch a sport?
Why are we eating?
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So then what's the name?
Because this was a tangent.
So what was the main?
So the main is that there's a concessions gentleman who has...
Have you done with us before?
Who has the...
There's a delicious tangent.
I would say, if you get four tangents, by the way,
I fucking, that has to be over now.
What?
Shared plates.
Hold on.
I went to a restaurant the other day for the first time
and they're like, have you ever dined with us before?
I'm like, here we go.
And of course they're talking about tapas
and he's like, okay, this is Chef Andres
who revolutionized the tapas in America
and all of these, now an automobile.
All of these are meant to be, of course, to be shared.
And they recommend one appetizer per person,
plus one plate, and then two mains plus a plate.
And it's like, and I looked down at the prices
and everything is like $49.
And like, well, that's crazy.
They're sharing prices now.
The fuck are you?
I do have a place that I'm enjoying lately
that is a shared place.
What's that place?
But you don't want to blow up the spot.
I'm not going to blow it up.
I'll just tell you.
I'll play you'll tell us off-mic.
But I've been enjoying.
I go there with two people about once a month.
We're actually switching our location next month.
But we like the same things.
You know what I mean?
So it's very easy.
If you're going, I also want to do the same place
with two people where one had different dietary restrictions
and that messed up the whole situation.
I'll eat anything, I'll eat shit, I'll eat anything.
Don't eat grapefruit, motherfucker.
I want, you know, we always say that.
And everyone, what's weird is,
we can't have grapefruit because of both cool up
and I are both on a statin, which is cholesterol, drug.
And it inhibits the enzyme in your body.
Or else it gets the hose again.
Yes.
So, but it's pretty common, I think,
but what's weird is everyone,
you go to a restaurant, they all say,
like, do you have any dietary restrictions?
We both say, oh, grapefruit.
Everyone looks as like, we're crazy.
Like that you both are like, no grapefruit.
It's like it's a little specific.
No grapefruit.
And how common is it in a dish?
It's like, yeah.
But I think it's a common drug that a lot of people take.
But people don't know this, because I'm saying,
I never heard of that till right now.
But now, we're back down to the next day.
But the things you don't know could fill a fucking book.
Hey!
Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Hey, good-bye. I'm gonna send it in my car.
Look, okay, my dad's learned to citrus.
So my whole life, I've been aware of that.
But grapefruit only, that, and you're gonna say.
I'm just saying that if you work in the restaurant business,
I think he would be a common thing people would go,
like, oh, I can't have grapefruit
because a lot of people are on this drug.
That's also not what other drugs.
It's not like grapefruit is not allowed to be used in cooking.
Like it's not, no, they had, the last restaurant we were at,
they had one grapefruit thing and they were like,
oh, yeah, well, there's a dessert that has grapefruit in it.
Other than that, we don't, you know.
But most of the time we get grapefruit.
The way.
Right.
So.
Yeah, I always kind of want to be the person
who like eats a half of grapefruit, a breakfast,
but I just really can't do it. I used to yeah, do you put sugar on it?
You know sometimes I would yeah, okay, so you're at wrestling and you're eating a grapefruit. What happened?
So I ordered a listener I ordered a nice cream sandwich from the Joe. Oh, that's fun
I'm gonna get dip in dots the ice cream in the future. I fucking love dip in dots.
I love the way they feel in my mouth.
At what point are they the ice cream of the past?
The way they feel in my mouth.
Because they're almost canceled.
They're almost done.
They're almost done.
Yeah.
Like, you know, you see, you see a dip in dot station.
It's not functioning.
You know, it's that kind of stuff.
I think they took it out of the Universal City AMC.
I don't think so.
I really, if I were to go to the movies and they had dip and dots, I'd be so happy.
They tore down my uncle's house to make room for a dip and dots factory.
What?
Wow.
And now that place is abandoned.
Oh no.
It was such a cute idea.
You're almost to move back in.
Yeah, he should.
It would be fun to live in a factory.
Oh my god.
It's because he had dip and dots.
Well, it could be.
It could be really silly. Yeah. It could be really silly.
It could be really silly.
Yeah, because I mean, if there's any dip in dots left over,
he could roll around on them or like, maybe he'd trip and fall
and like, you know, kind of slip in the end.
Oh, my trip, I did.
Oh, my trip, I did.
What?
So I ordered an ice cream sandwich.
It's more like, tripping dots.
And I, two minutes later, shit, damn.
Who would have played our trippin' dots?
So I've never been more thankful, but.
You've never been more thankful than what you're gonna say?
But I pay for it using a card, by the way,
and I went through and you're like, thank God.
Thank God.
No, but now,
$199.
Cool, I've still doesn't know.
No, it's probably $4. Let's be realistic. No,9. Cool, I'm still listening to no. No, it's probably $4.
Let's be realistic.
No, it's more, I think it was more.
Six.
Very probably.
A fucking ice cream bar, let's not go crazy.
Yeah, probably six.
Let's not go crazy.
I can see it being 10 bucks.
I can see it being 10.
They jack the price.
My inflation is just not now to control.
But they now it says like tip, you know, like empty.
To reach.
And so I'm always. Well, likeach. Teach. So I'm always.
Well, like tip and dots.
Yep.
I'm always not for this reason, but I'm always like, yes, of course, tip.
And I've never been more thankful because he hands me the card back and he goes, in front
of God and everyone goes, oh, by the way, I'm a piss pig.
Wow.
Wow.
He's listening right now.
Wow.
He's listening now.
Hello to him.
Hello. What can I say? He heard this story get. He's listening now. Hello to him. Hello.
What kind of ice cream bar?
He's heard this story get derailed a million times.
He's like, they're talking about it.
He's talking about it.
Okay, wait.
How, what kind of ice cream bar was it?
I don't know.
Was it like classic ice cream sandwich?
Yeah, I think it was a classic sandwich.
It was an ice cream sandwich, dear.
Okay, good.
He said ice cream sandwich at the beginning.
Vanilla with chocolate.
Yeah, classic. Oh, game.
I just feel like he was saying he did remember.
No worries.
But I just started laughing and cool up
in her family also.
We're laughing because it's the first.
Because they didn't know what it meant.
Well, now I also have started to feel like,
OK, I used to only get recognized within one square block
over there, like over by a Meabur records, you know,
basically any business in that area,
I'd be recognized.
I wasn't the punk ass.
But now I'm starting to feel like I'm recognized everywhere,
they just have never had anything to say to me until now.
Right, saying I'm a piss pick is a really concise
quick way to say hello.
It's a thing people are dying to say.
Yeah, they want to say they are one.
I meet them frequently at Dynasty typewriter, I'm always happy to meet a piss pick. It's a thing people are dying to say. Yeah, they want to say they are one. I meet them frequently at Dynasty typewriter.
I'm always happy to meet a piss big.
It's true, me too.
But the gentleman at work, I thought
that was very funny to be in front of all of the other way
I'm a piss big.
Hey, yeah.
That's a good, maybe that's a good,
there was a funny thing I had in the other day
that was like, I don't mean to sound
braggie that someone recognized me.
But this was a, I was at one of those happy returns places
at FedEx or whatever, where you can,
you can like return something that you bought online
from any store, but then it's like,
you take it without a box and you just take it
and you're happy.
Right, yes.
Okay, and then like the lady was like,
we're just having a normal interaction.
And then she's like, I can say this
because I just quit.
I'm a fan.
Or whatever.
And I was like, you just quit.
I love that.
She's like, I'm out of here.
What if she quit in the middle of your conversation
just so she could say that?
Yeah, be worth it.
By the way, Paul, what you said reminded me
then another person as he was walking by.
I feel like I contributed.
As he was walking by when, let's go piss pigs.
Oh no.
What?
That's next level.
That's too much.
If you start a group chant and nobody knows what it means,
and then people start brawling.
And it's to be, do you consider Piss to be a curse word?
I think Piss Pig is, it sounds really derogatory.
It sounds rude.
It sounds like it sounds, it sounds like.
It's gonna be yelling it out of, in a public space.
I just think punches could be thrown.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Yeah.
Anyway, so two interactions at the baseball game.
I absolutely love it.
Can I talk about the Roudy screening?
Oh, I love to hear about this.
I saw one story that looked fun.
Yes, it was really a lot of fun.
So this is Scott.
Scott hasn't seen Mamamia.
Yes, Mamamia 2, here we go again.
Mamamia 2.
Did a Roudy screening at the Dynastie typewriter theater?
Paul was our special guest.
He saved the role of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
That's right. I love to put on a multi-layered costume in the dead of summer.
This is literally hours before the hurricane.
Yeah. That's right. Oh my god, you're right.
The hurricane.
But they're in a camp. There were two great chants that happened.
There were two great chants that happened. A character is revealed to be pregnant,
and people started chanting,
Pregnant, Pregnant, Pregnant.
And then, mere seconds later,
another character is revealed to be pregnant.
I don't remember that about that movie.
And then the chant went up, also, Pregnant.
Wow. That's really fun.
It was really funny. So it's Amanda C. Fred's character is
as well as Lily.
But yes, Lily.
What's the other one?
Lily.
Her mom, Mary Street is a young man.
Lily James.
Oh, it's the past.
Before we go to a break, it was really fun.
It was back and forth between the past and the past.
I forgot.
I've only seen that one.
It was very fun.
Before we go to a break. Me too, by the way. Yeah. I forgot. I've only seen that one. It was very fun.
Before we go to a break.
Me too, by the way.
Yeah.
Let's hear the new Frazier theme song.
You all know how this goes.
Oh no!
Hey baby, I hear the blues.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car.
It's the car. It's the car. It's the car. It's the car. It's the car. I seem a bit confused. This is fucking her world. But I got you, Faked. Uh-huh.
Ooh.
I beg you.
But I don't know what to do with those tall salads
and scrambled eggs.
Frazier has re-entered the builder.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I don't think they should say that at the end.
I think it should just be the colon again.
Well, this is for the teaser trailer.
No, no.
But it's not that's not the theme.
It is, but I think he's saying Frazier is re-entered the building to be like.
I understand.
I'm coming back.
But I'm saying.
I don't think you understand.
I think just re-recording the theme is fun enough.
Fun enough?
Fun enough.
It's fun, and it's enough.
Yeah, it's fun enough.
You think it's a hat on a hat.
Although I have to say a hat on a hat would look cool.
This is the, if you put it in comedy, in comedy, in comedy, in comedy.
You're saying it's a hat on a hat, you're saying
that's too far to go. But how in the head is funny? It's funny.
So why do you not want to do that? Can you imagine being in a
a comic farce? Like a freezer? Yeah, like freezer and
entering and there's a hat on your hat, the audience would
die laughing. Oh, that audience they've lose their
money. If my hat gets cold, it needs a hat. Yeah. And I'm not trying to be funny.
I just want my hat to be warm.
Yes.
It's a little kid logic.
It happens.
What if my hat gets cold?
It happens.
What if that hat gets cold?
Now, I need to know more about how Frazier himself ended up
singing the song because in the reality of the show.
He's got a singer.
No, he's not known to me as a singer.
So when did the neither Neither Frazier nor Kelsey.
Do you mean Kelsey Grammer or do you mean friends?
I mean, I mean both, but I'm saying okay.
So in the reality of the show, there's a prequel episode that discusses how he actually
came to sing this song.
No.
Well, in the reality, the show where is the song coming from?
Can the people hear it?
Because usually it would be over.
It's over the end credits.
Well, the end credits watch the side. Every episode be over, it's over the end credits.
Well, the end credits watch the side.
Every episode of the phrase.
And then there's a little silent vignette that's happening.
Every episode of Frazier happens the 30 minutes
before he just happens to sing that song.
So whatever the 30 minutes before he sings that song
is, that's an episode.
But because I have to phrase your episodes
or in real time.
The song has, that's bad.
The song has nothing to do with the premise.
No.
So then it's like, okay,
the actor is singing a random song
about toss salad and scrambled eggs.
Which by the way, I enjoy the song, okay?
I'll be, oh, you're, I mean,
let's do it.
You need the verse in line to see a concert.
I love it.
No, that's what I call phrase.
Yeah, toss salad and scrambled eggs,
every single track
But my feeling is when did they go Kelsey? You want to sing it?
Like when does that happen in the producer's camera?
Well, he goes I have a great idea for a song. What's like what's going on? I could see that
I did he write it or did
me go galomy go go go go go get the freezer
Gellamy. Good girl.
Good girl, the Frazier theme song.
The Pajar Lado from.
Bruce Miller.
That movie show.
The Star Wars show.
Look, here's a whole article
the story behind the Frazier theme song
to tell a little bit about.
That's great, that's all of our questions.
I hope it's an oral history.
I.
Look, we have to take a break.
I'll read the article and try to encapsulate it.
Okay. Okay. Okay, we're back.
And this is what the composer Bruce Miller essentially says.
They want something jazzy, eclectic, but they need to avoid any references to specifics
of Frazier.
So stay away from words about psychiatry or radio shows, the name Frazier, anything.
So he wrote the music, Anials, Death on the Nile,
within Notch and Pain.
So they were just like, still the Nile.
Here's what it's about.
It's about, don't say anything about that.
Don't say anything about that.
So he wrote the lyrics and then he's like,
Oh, sorry, he wrote the music, then he needed lyrics.
So he called his friend Darryl Finnecy,
who's really talented and really smart.
Or was, before this, this is the assignment that broke him.
I can't mention psychiatry at all.
But he, and then he wrote a song and he was like,
I'm a little girl with hearts for eyes.
And they were like, that works too.
You didn't mention any of the things.
Like, what?
It could be anything.
I live in a fire hydrant.
He called back with the idea of toss salads and scrambled eggs.
And the guy wrote the music is like, what are you talking about?
He goes, well, these are things that are mixed up like
Fraser's patients.
Oh, no.
So he's calling people crazy.
Yeah, he's also not a psychiatrist anymore.
He's a radio host.
He's an entertainer.
Yeah, he gives advice.
He's basically doing carry podcast.
Does he get exactly, does he own moment?
Does he only do the show or does he also treat patients?
No, he doesn't have a practice anymore.
Niles has a practice, but Frazier is exclusively a radio host.
Practice makes perfect.
So anyway, they made this song.
That'd be a good title for eight.
That'd be a good title for eight.
We're a show about psychiatrists.
Or lawyers.
The guy who wrote the song.
And the doctors.
And their last name is perfect
Practice makes perfect. Okay. Yes. Hold on a second. Can you believe they they and this is a new show with
Great guy Skylar Astin, but great guy
Yeah, what is that one so help me Todd. They're still doing shows where they're like putting a character's name. That was happening. Yeah.
Yeah, that one, that name, that name,
that name wasn't a fire, all that.
I do, but yeah, they do a lot of those.
The only way you can name a show so
healthy taught is if it has a theme song
like the Nanny or something like that.
And there's an actual chorus of,
so help me, Tom.
Every night I pray to my God, Tom.
That's so, so happy, Tom.
So he's an actual God in this scenario. Yeah, and it's like you could still say so oh my God
But it's like no, we're trying to differentiate it's time. Yeah
Makes me want to swallow a uranium rod
So to answer your question Paul the guy who wrote the song wanted Mel tour made a sing it and
The producers wanted Kelsey to sing it, and the producers wanted Kelsey to sing it.
Sure.
Told you producers.
Told you producers.
Sure.
Will you say that when the strike is over?
I told you producers.
I told you producers when,
I think I assumed it was Kelsey's idea to sing it.
I see what it was in the producers where I could sing it.
Well, I've been known to carry it.
So just me and Tune.
Once.
If Mel says no, I could say
it. Can we do a feature? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You said you had one. So if you'd like to
send us some feature, you can write to three to USA Gmail.com. This
feature is called Madlibs. And I, you know, Mike and I bought this on a whim when we
were on a little trip recently. How much did it cost?
Oh, let's find out.
$4.99.
So you're paying?
So you're able to just spend $4.99 on a whim?
I can just throw it and not even care.
How much did Mad Libs cost when we were kids?
I feel like that's $0.25 or something.
Yeah.
You'd get them through the Scholastic Book Club.
Yeah.
Oh, I loved it.
Dynamite magazine.
Dynamite magazine.
So I thought it'd be really fun. 3D poster of Weirwolf. During the Club. I loved it. Dynamite magazine. Dynamite magazine.
So I thought it'd be really fun.
3D poster of Werewolf.
During the hurricane, I did one with Cool Love.
I love the 3D picture of Werewolf.
Yeah, I got my 3 prescription glasses.
During the hurricane, I did one with Cool Love
on our text thread, which I don't know if you were paying attention to,
because it was probably annoying.
It was so funny because I was trying to,
I was like cleaning something up around the house and it was pissed.
It was pissed.
It was pissed.
I have a problem.
Every morning I have to clean up.
Every morning I clean up all my piss.
And it was,
I went with the hot rag.
Constant buzzing.
Constant buzzing, I mean.
Yeah, and it's not important at all.
And I know it's not, because all I had seen was
you say want to do a mad lib. And I was like's not. Adjective. All I had seen was you say, want to do a madlib.
And I was like, I guess that madlib's happening.
Yeah.
OK, so who wants to go first?
Me.
OK, I'll go.
So then you will just, each person will
hold the paper and control the other person.
OK?
So I'm not going to say what it's called.
So paper control.
Verb.
Shake.
Yeah, how fun with it.
Are we alternating?
No, number.
Because it's going to be his madlib.
And then, oh, wow.
2005.
Adjective.
Briny.
Adjective.
Burpee. Noun. briny adjective burpee noun
caboose adjective sloth like plural noun Cazoo's a place this is gonna be crazy. Narnia
Adjective
Bloody plural noun
Barnacles person in the room Scott
Verbe no animal plural. Um, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- mashed potatoes. No. Two servings of mashed potatoes. I consider mashed potatoes
to be singular. It's not an ass on the end. No. Now can you eat one mashed potato?
Yeah I can. Can you look me? Potato. Sorry mashed potato. That's a tip. That's a tip. That's a tip. That's a tip. That's a tip.
Um, adjective, uh, crumb.
That'd be really wasteful to make one mashed potato.
I can't get all the milk.
What if it's all you have?
That's true.
Crumbly.
No.
Crumb.
Frupp.
Crumb.
Frupp.
Um, dream.
No. Um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, happening. Wow. Run, don't shake to join 2005 of your closest friends at the greatest
briny outdoor musical experience of our burpee generation. This once in a caboose event
is guaranteed to provide us a lot like we can fill with music, peace, love, and kazoo's
in the picturesque setting of Narnia. Bands such as the bloody barnacles, Scott and the bats.
The fucking mashed potatoes.
And many more will be rocking the mashed potato all night long.
This crumbly happening will take place rain or crumb.
So dream accordingly, it's sure to be a legendary berry.
Wow. That's good to be a legendary berry.
Wow. That's good.
It takes me back.
I know.
It takes me back.
It takes me back.
I'll do it.
You do Scott.
OK.
Do you put on my spectacles?
OK.
Oh, those are prescription yellows.
Yeah.
That's fun.
Do it.
Did you have? I use this marker.
It's just chunky wonky.
Just, yeah, use it. You can use any mark. You don't have to use this. It's chunky wonky. It's true. I do it. Did you have? I use this marker. It's just chunky monkey. Just, yeah, use it.
You can use any mark.
You don't have to use this.
It's chunky.
It's chunky.
It's true.
I'm gonna use it.
It's chunky monkey.
It's chunky monkey.
Is everyone loving this?
When he picks the pen.
Dang.
I think they're all the same.
Just scribble it.
I'm just trying to find one with a better point.
That one looks good.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, dear.
OK, it's Scott's turn.
Go for it.
All right, Scott, give me an adjective.
Mm.
Gosh, so many in the world.
How about one?
Shh.
Shh.
Rattie.
OK, adjective.
Braddie.
Person in room.
Let me think.
Oh, shit.
Yes.
Fucking out of ink.
Oh, put it in the trash.
Plural noun.
Um, you're going to try to.
Try to.
You're going to try to.
You're going to try to.
You're going to try to.
You're going to try to. You're going to try to. You're going to try to. You're going to try to. You, put on the trash. Plural noun.
You're going to have to go a little faster.
Well, you're just trying to control my game.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Play it as slow as you want.
Catty.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Adverb.
What's an adverb again?
That's what's happening.
Ending an L-Y.
Oh, right, right.
Sweatily.
Gross.
Adjective.
Did I say batty already?
Nope.
Batty!
Pleron now. Waves. Daddy! Plural noun.
Waves.
Not the verb. noun.
Mm.
Leaflet.
Plural noun.
Cardboards.
now. Cardboards. Type of liquid. Cassoline. Try to give him the next one while you're writing that one. It doesn't
help at all. Now, electric vehicle. Adjective.
Let's see, baddie.
Cady.
Oh my God.
Adjective.
Corpulent.
Adverb.
Wunderfully.
Plural noun.
Nobs.
Plural noun.
Berglier alarms.
Plural noun.
There's too much.
It's too quick for me.
45 RPM records.
Now, refrigerator.
Person in room. Let me think. No, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I's done. Oh, boy. Here we go. That was a lot of pressure.
What's the title?
World Peace and other promises by Scott Alcherman.
Copyright 2009 by Penguin Random House Ellis.
Oh, you got published.
Oh, nice.
Our school is voting for this year's Rady President.
Let's listen in as the Brady candidate, Paul,
makes his final campaign speech.
My fellow tridents, I know the cadet changes you want
and sweatily deserve.
If elected, I promised to put an end to Badi homework
and pop waves.
I will expand the lunch menu to include leaflet burgers,
and she stuffed cardboards.
I will fill every drinking fountain
with chocolate gasoline.
I will see to it that the only acceptable exercise in Jim class is Dodge electric vehicle.
Finally for every corpulant student in detention. I wonderfully swear to make video knobs,
comic, burglar alarms, and wide-screen.
The fuck is that?
Let me see.
You don't know what he said.
White screen.
I can't read my writing.
Where is it?
White screen up.
Now he's putting a glasses.
Up rimmopers?
Yeah, up rimmopers.
Oh, RPM record.
RPM record.
45 RPM record. Av record. 45 RPM record.
Available in the detention refrigerator.
So remember, a vote for Lauren today
is a vote for a fetching school tomorrow.
Why is it a different person?
I don't know.
I would elect him.
Okay, I love it.
Great job.
Thank you.
No, it's my turn.
All right, Lauren, are you ready?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh. Here we go. I'm gonna's my turn. All right Lauren, are you ready? Yeah. Oh my gosh.
Here we go, I'm gonna need an adjective.
Sexy.
Okay.
Gonna need another adjective.
Hornie.
Gonna need another adjective.
I need to go in my car.
Let's do what is getting crazy.
Luce.
Okay. Plural noun.
But. Plural noun. This is old school.
Madæ…§. Tatez. Tatez. I got in trouble for doing this when I was a young kid.
Yeah, I should think so. Adjective.
Breast. Breasticles.
Breasticles. Breasticles.
Wait, that's an adjective?
We have those now.
Oh, yeah, it's an adjective.
OK, I'll switch these.
OK, adjective.
Smooth.
Smooth.
OK.
Verb ending in I-N-G.
Pogo sticking. Pogo sticking.N.G. Um, um, Pogo sticking.
Pogo sticking.
Okay, uh, noun.
Um, but whole.
Article of clothing plural.
Boxer briefs.
Boxer's or briefs.
Um, noun. I dids. Um, now.
I did not. Um, tip.
Blur all now.
Dix. This is like your origin story.
Type of liquid. I wonder how you discovered comedy.
Forbending in I and G.
Sucking. Adjective.
Tasty.
And noun.
Meryl bed.
Meryl bed.
Meryl.
Oh, Meryl bed.
Okay, here we go.
This is called Happy Campers.
When life gets too sexy,
there's no better antidote
than to forget the horny grind
and go camping with some loose friends.
With the moon and butts twinkling overhead
and the sound of titties chirping in the woods,
sitting around the campfire
and singing a smooth chorus or two of she'll
be coming round the brestacles.
Or I've been pogo sticking on the railroad is a great way to restore peace to your inner
butthole.
Or if you choose, you can scare the boxer briefs off of everyone with tits stories.
You can also just sit quietly toasting dicks and sipping mugs of steaming piss before snuggling into your sucking bag.
The Lord is so funny. Yes.
There's nothing better than the tasty outdoors to guarantee a good night's marital bed.
Nice. We did it.
So that's how you do, Matt.
That's how you do that, man.
That is a feature.
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Follow us on Instagram, three to me USA. Yes. Any shows coming up?
Anybody want to call? Nope. Well, I have newcomers. We have a new season coming out.
We're going to be Nicole and I are going to be what? Nicole buyer and I'll be watching all of that and and so far it's been.
I'm not going to say so far far it's been what it is.
You have to listen.
You'll have to listen.
You'll like it.
As of this recording, how many are you in?
I have watched the third assignment.
So it's the second, I mean, yeah, watch.
What did the assignment?
Yeah, I want to even say, I guess, which movies they are.
That's part of the fun.
So yeah, but it's been a time.
I'm sure it has.
I'm sure it has.
Do you have a show coming up, Paul?
Yes.
Where are we?
This comes out Thursday.
Shit.
Then I have to tell you that tonight, Super Ego and I,
we are doing our Forgotten Classics show
where we take a famous book that none of us has ever read. and we take the first line, the last line of the book, and the character
names and we improvise what we think it is or should be about.
I like you guys doing what it should be about.
Yeah, and this is what it should be.
Yeah, and this is what it should be.
Yeah, and this is what it should be about.
Yeah, and this is what it should be about.
Like the original author is a fucking idiot.
I mean, that's not for me to say.
Yeah, we'll find out. But that is going
to be live tonight at Dynasty typewriter. I think tickets were close to selling out. So as of this
recording, if you can't be there, you can watch it on the live stream. We're live streaming it to
the world 730 p.m. Pacific time. And the book we're doing is Ulysses, which famously has a last
sentence of 4,000 words. So we'll see. I'll handle that. How are you going to read that?
I don't fucking know. What? So yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun. Please do check that
out. And then September 10th at Lawdroom in Highland Park, myself and Nicole Parker doing our first two-person variety show,
something for everyone that is called.
Please do get tickets for that.
Yes!
Well, that's it.
We'll see you around these parts next week.
So folks, hold on to your hats and glasses, folks.
All right, bye.
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