Threedom - Wrong Said Frong

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

Lauren, Paul and Scott talk about allergies, birthdays, and play Under the Umbrella. Follow us on social media @threedomusa. Send Threetures and emails to [e-mail]. Leave us a voicemail at 424-252-4678 (HAG-CLAIMS-8).

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Hi, Casey and the sunshine band. That's right. Wow. What a Casey stand for? Kentucky chicken Kentucky chicken Kentucky chicken in the sunshine bed. Yeah. It wasn't fried. Nope.

Oh, it's just a lot of chicken. He lived a long time. The front man of Casey and the sunshine man was lot of chicken. He lived a long time. The front man of Casey and the Sunjeevon was a live chicken from Kentucky. Yes, yes. Who could sing? Honestly, that sounds good. Good idea.

You're really getting into it. I could really see that being punned. Welcome to Three to my Paul. I'm Lauren. I'm Scott. Hello, everyone. Lauren, you have a sore throat. I have a sore throat.

It's annoying and it feels like I can't inhale without it hurting more. You could not inhale. I did not inhale that woman. Oh, and I am. I am vor fans out there. But I think I have allergies, but that's new, but my eyes are watering, and I'm like, What are you allergic to?

If you had any. Well, I did an allergy test years ago. Did you, were they pricky with the pin and then draw stuff on your lip? Oh, they do it with the poison. Yeah, my whole back, they did a grid and then they took a picture. Did you take a picture?

I did, because it was, I didn't take it, they did. I uploaded it to the internet. Okay, because my back was a flame in certain spots. If they're fetishes about that, I'm sure they're wrong. You know they're wrong. You know they're wrongishes about that, I'm sure there are. There are. You know there are. You know there are because you are one. What?

You're trying to hide and play side. Everyone's aware. I've never done it. I haven't done either. It was pretty cool. It was very uncomfortable once it actually happened because of course you're having reactions. What's the most uncomfortable, oh, because of the react?

And do you only feel it in part of? Yeah. Whatever part is. They prick you with? Yeah, And do you only feel it in part of, yeah, like whatever part is, they prick you with? Yeah, they prick you a different thing in each thing. Does it do the prick's hurt? I don't know if it's a prick, because it's a drop of something.

I don't remember. Oh, they're not like sticking you with a pin. I don't think so. I hear a lot of it. Here makes sense to not put it in your body if you're allergic to it. Huh. Yeah, because here's how we find out.

If you die, you're allergic. Right, so I'm allergic to it. Huh. Yeah, because here's how we find out if you die, you're allergic. Right. So I allergic to olive trees. Olive trees, not olives. Not olives. And there is an olive tree where I live. What if James Bond always ordered his martinis with like eight olives? They really go heavy on the olive. And I'm allergic to dust. I'm not allergic. I'm allergic to dust, which I think is. Duh, that sucks. I just think this is not. This is, I don't know. Do you feel like Los Angeles is a dustier place

than any other place downtown? Yeah, and I think, but by the way, I think that we didn't, when I moved here, there were no mosquitoes. That's right. Now they're mosquitoes. That's right, the worst. And allergies are now more common here.

Why didn't we get lightning bugs instead of mosquitoes? I would have liked that. I don't know. I don't know. We're gonna get a bug that's not from here. Didn't you love that there were no mosquitoes here? It was so cool. It was so good.

It was like amazing to move here and be like, wow. What year did mosquitoes come? I think it was like a couple years after I moved here in January 2010. So it was probably a couple years after I moved here in 2000 January 2010 So it was probably 2013 that they came around later than that later Later yeah, yeah, yeah, I could have been just where I lived but Because when I moved here. Yeah, good. I was good. I'm trying to talk very fast on this episode by the way I went I want this episode only be a half hour. Can we talk as fast as we can? We still did the same amount of content.

We still do, yeah. And then Matt can slow it down later. Yeah, exactly. Let's do it. I really talked. Okay, so I'm just talking about the stuff. Okay, let's go story we told before. Okay, so we're sorry if we told before

that we wanted to help this. I'll talk to other strangers to the band. We tried, I was wondering about the strangers. You were walking down the street just the other day? Ha ha ha, I'm being serious. Wait, wait, wait, stop. Are you allergic to anything? We don't know. We haven't had a done. But you do know anything you are allergic to.

No, I know that I used to be allergic to cats. Yeah, cats. I didn't realize that. You grew it. I grew it. Yeah. I realized I wasn't told that until after I got a call enough and then you were fine And the danger hole down there. I Okay, this is big fuck. Oh my god. I'm fired

Pack up your office Pack up your outfits your Pack up your outfits. Your fillies have. You fired. That's a good accent. You are the weakest link. You're very generous. What happened to her? The original or ten-links?

And Robinson. Both. She was the weakest link and she got fired because... Wait, did she regenerate? Did she get in shape? Dr. Easton? We were going to do that on Bang Bang when Reggie left the show, but we couldn't figure out how to do it.

Do nerdy. So I'm watching this movie air last year. Yeah. Oh, you cannot pay me to watch that movie. Really? No, that was fun. People are now saying it's fantastic. Oh, I know.

Oh, I know. But people say a lot of things are fantastic that I disagree with. That's true. Yeah. So I'm watching air and in the beginning of the movie, they have a guy with no shoes on. It's 1984. How many can I play ball? He is there at some point. It's 1984 and they're doing an establishing montage. They have wham. They have absolutely. and establishing montage, they have wham, they have. Absolutely. They do.

George Orwell. They do a little bit of anachronistic, is that the word I'm searching for, where they have Rundee and C. From the following year. Yeah, yeah. Close enough. But they try to cover their ass by having Chris Tucker say like, Rundee and C are coming out with a song called Maya Deedas next year on their next

album. It's like, how would he know? I'm sorry. Is the breaking news that Chris Tucker is in a movie again? Why? Why did they have to put in something that wasn't timelines appropriate? Like, why do they have to put that? Well, it's about shoes. I know. So then they're talking about why Adidas are cool. And Chris Tucker says, like, everyone loves Adidas. Why even run DMC instead of just saying run DMC have that song about them and just like no one knows

what's happening here like I do. I hope that's how he says it. Everyone loves Adidas. Why run DMC themselves? Is that gonna be able to song next year? There's work you got it now. Could you understand the word? They're trying to figure out rhymes as we speak. But it wasn't a weird choice.

Like, instead of offending me, the only person who would know, like, oh my adidas didn't come out till 1985. You're gonna be open to see. They instead cover their ass and say, like, they're coming out. But why would Chris Tucker and executive at a shoe company know, even know about Run DMC? He keeps his ear to the ground about shoes. Shoes. That's crazy. We know, even know about Run DMC, he keeps his ear to the ground about two news.

That's crazy. But in any case, I was very, very happy in this montage to see one of our favorites featured. That's right. Clare Pellar. The original. How is it not, Brushy Wond Street? Clare Pellar was in the movie. She's in the movie.

She's the star of air. I hope Claire gets a bit of a residual. She's the star of air. Hopefully she was about the title. She can't get up. So, or no, that's different. That's a different old lady. Who do you think they were talking?

We don't know who that, what that lady's name is. I fall in the can't get up. I don't even know why I just did that if I bring you that. I know what her fucking shit is. Let's look her up. Talked about it so much. I know what her fucking shit is. Let's look at it. Talked about it so much. I thought that commercial was so funny. Which one I fell on and can't get up.

Lifelirt? Yeah. Oh. That was a crazy one. That one and the commercial for Miracle Ear. Yeah. Where the old man is in the movie theater. I don't remember.

He's in various places and he can't hear what people are saying. And he's constantly asking them to repeat themselves And then at the end of the there he's at the movie with his family or whatever and everyone is the movie is over And everybody's like getting up and they're clearly moved by what just happened and the old man goes what did he say? What did he say? He missed the last movie. I wish he was so yes. What did he say? He missed the last one of the movie. I wish he was so important.

I wish he was like, is it over? I can't hear you. Where am I? All right, here's, here's, So if you can't hear a movie, you need me, Miracle. Go to the doctor. Yeah, I have the opposite problem.

I saw it. You did only. I also saw a fast. I saw a fast 10 yesterday. I can't always want to I'm not there. It was too loud. Yeah. Okay.

Eateth 4. What? Eateth 4 is. For free before. I never, I didn't catch up with you. She is. We just went through a sideboard. What are you talking about?

Eateth 4 is the eye fallen. I can't get up with you. She's one for a three. I borg. What are you talking about? You have four as the eye fallen and I can't get up. Hi, mom and I got up. She died in 1997, but we love her. She is of course an honorary piss. Oh, wait, do you think, and I don't, and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way, but do you think when she died, people said she finally fell asleep.

Yes. It's official. God has lifted her up. Uh, make God fall. And not get up. She's up and having making God fall and not get up. But we love her. An honorary piss pig. She died in 1997. I haven't been, I haven't been meeting some more piss pigs.

I gotta say, I met a few more. It's so great. Matt won last night, met one a couple nights ago. We love our piss pigs, don't we folks? Yes, by the way, Mrs. Four, not as high-bork, began making commercials after actually falling, hitting her head and with blood dripping into her eyes, actively hitting her medical herds.

That's... She preceded the commercial? I guess so, I guess that's what they've maybe hired her. She came into audition. I'm sorry, that's what she's like. This actually happened to me, so I... Maybe she drew from real life. Can I just say, I'm honored to be here,

and no matter what happens, I'm thrilled that I got to be too, because I felt I couldn't know. I think love was dripping into my eyes. To a eyeball, I could see the red, and then they were like, she's got it. I felt the salt of my own inside. Yes, I believe that they first had her in commercials giving testimonials about her rescue.

Oh, shit. Wow. And then maybe she segwayed into the acting car. She's like, I could do it. I could do it. I can lay on the ground. If you want to take this one stuff for no blood dripping into your eyes, that's for this commercial. Hey, can you help me get up? Would that have been as successful a commercial if there was just blood dripping? I think it would have been more.

Can I at least do those capsules so it drips out of my mouth? Yeah, actually, I think that would have been better because watching it as a kid, you don't really see what's so serious about that. She's like laying by the top and you're like, just like, okay, I'd like to lay down. Yeah, but then if she was bleeding in her eye, I'd be like, oh no.

Yeah, this is bad. Yeah, it's bad. Her name was Edith For. Edith For. F-O-U-R. No, unfortunately. F-O-R-R-R. F O U R no unfortunately. F R R R. Mari, not a pirate.

F O R E like the golf. Four. Do you know what? A softball came through her window, hit her in the head. Yes. And knocked her down. That's why she probably. And that was the last word she heard.

And she's like, that's my last name. Were you calling me or were you are announcing the ball. She ran towards the ball. I'm the way here. I was just. A bunk. I'm the way here. I was wondering about golf clothes.

Okay. Ask us anything. Why are they what they are? Why are they what they are? I have been talking about this on stage recently. Really? The golfers don't need special clothes. Wow. I love that we're all, this isn't the zeitgeist.

So the polos that they were, the golf shirts that they were, are there because you need, because here's my guess. You were supposed to wear a collared shirt to be classy probably wherever you went. And so they were like, okay, well, let's make it like a t-shirt, but with a collar. Yeah, right. But then I thought, okay, do they want their arms

to be free so they can make it smooth motion? So, maybe they were along the sleeve though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good point. But then it's like kind of just about the look. But what the- Which cannot be beat. But I am not totally against the idea of seeing everyone

in the golf course kind of in a uniform. I don't hate the idea. It's better than seeing people in sweats golfing. Do you know what I would like, first of all agreed. But if everybody had to wear white or something like that, you know what I mean? If there was like a standard thing that they all did, I think that would be kind of cool.

The shoes in the NBA had to be 51%. No! No! Then Nike paid all the fines and the old days. In the old days, like, this guys were layered up like crazy golfers. Yeah. Okay, so they had the, let's see if we can name,

you have like a newsy cap. Let's think that's top five golfers. You'd have like your sweater vest. What are the things that would like hang off like little yarn balls or something? What? Oh, that was probably that was on their clubs. On the golf clubs. Yeah, they wouldn't wear those. I thought they took them off and put them on their clubs to keep them warm. They were lap landers Curly shoes They represented all nations

They work curly shoes. They were represented all nations. So they have the vest and the polo. Vest and the polo. Their breaches, their knickers. Belts of course. Belts really long socks. Golf socks. Golf shoes, your R-guile socks.

And then golf shoes which have cleats I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that you don't slip when you go boi. Heavy there have you ever been interested in golfing? I want, I liked playing Mario golf so much that for my birthday my friend got me a couple clubs in a bag and My friend who was a an experienced golfer took us out to the Los feel is Practice course and I could never hit the ball. Wow. Wow. If it wasn't shaped like Mario's head, you simply weren't interested.

That's how you play Mario golf. You use club with a golf club. You can Mario in the game. It's to be out. But was Mario golf with a controller or with a fake golf club? Oh, okay. The most I've ever been in.

No, like you know, some of those games are like, I'm just thinking that would be fun. Yeah. I would do it like that. But no, you did it with we, right? Right. It's hard. I think it's, I mean no, you did that with we, right? Right. It's hard. I think it's, I mean, and people might be laughing at me, but I am.

But my friend who was an experienced golfer is like, yeah, it's harder to hit the balls than they tell you. I'm sure I'd be terrible at it. Cause I, I can't even hit the ball on fucking days. I can play baseball and hit the ball coming towards me and stuff like that. But like, but you're looking up. You're like, yeah, you're not looking right at the ball. Tiny and it's, but you must, no matter what the sport is,

keep your eye on the ball. You must do no matter what it is. That is true. I will find you. The only interest I've ever shown golf is golden T. Yeah. Yeah. Which is the big arcade. What are you just do? It's a little like with the little ball.

Yeah, it was fun. Everything should be a video game. Everything. Any voting. Yes. Yeah, it was fun. Everything should be a video game. Everything. Any voting. Yes. Yeah. I would love that. I would love that a lot.

I would really love that. You know what? Like, you know, we were talking about the strike before we started the show and how tiring it can be to walk up and down. It is exhausting in a different way. Turn it into a video game. We don't love it. Yeah, it was a video game I played all day.

Yeah, this is me. This is like I think war should be a video game. Yes. Why are we sending our young men and women to die when we could just have a video game and then we'll see world conflict? We'll see who wins. And then a buy-by.

That's actually true. It is. It's actually true. It's insane that there's still war. No, no, no, no, no. That's actually true. It is. It is actually true. It's insane. That's it. There's still more. No, no, no, no, no. Honestly, that's one of the things that drives me crazy as a person.

It's just like, why are we doing this? What is the fuck? Yeah. Like we're just doing middle ages shit. It's just weird. Why aren't you into it? You like it. I'm not into it.

I just, Scott, you love it. It's just weird that people are like, we should have a war. Let's kill a lot of people. No, no, no, no. I think joint instigators, yes. you love it. It's gonna just weird that people are like, we should have a war. Let's kill a lot of people. No, no, no, I think joint instigators, yes. That's crazy. The people who are defending themselves, I think, which is the definition of war. Well, defending yourself isn't necessary,

but I'm saying, why are we? What about our waging war? Yeah. Why are we waging war? Yes. Yes. But you think it's always like one side is attacking the side defending?

What about when Frankie goes to Hollywood tells us that two tribes go to war? Yeah, that's a good point. What about? Unless they're going to war against a third tribe. What about when what about when Wright said Fred said he was too sexy for his shirt? He was lying. Do you know that he's a huge like anti-vaxxer weirdo now? No.

Yes. I'm too sexy for the vaccine. Too sexy. Kim and his twin brother or whatever are, and they're constantly like tweeting. Wrong said from. Wrong said from. Wrong said from.

Wrong said from. Wrong said from. Right, I did know this. Then I saw this. It was a whole thing. Yeah, it was a whole thing, I agree with you. Yeah. In that respect.

I saw it online on the internet. Isn't it funny how it seems to be the most washed up people that are anti-fags? They love to have a statement. Well. They love to have a statement. And they want to be out with it. Yeah. Is it about...

Okay, so you saw it online. What if you could not see anything online anymore? I think it'd be happy. Yeah. Wouldn't you? I would love if... You saw it online. That makes me think of something. Wouldn't you, I would love if- Oh, you said online. That makes me think of something.

What if you could never see anything online again? When Instagram was down yesterday, I was like, yay. And I thought, be down forever. I then, of course, still be down for five minutes. I know. So it was like a relief when those things- I know, you just, oh, I can't do this bullshit ever again. Someone decided for me?

Perfect. Yeah. Getting off Twitter, I, and not having to post about shows. It's like such a relief. It makes me feel of like when I stop doing comedy death ray about like, oh, I get to do whatever I want on Tuesdays. I know. Well, see, I think that's interesting with leaving Twitter because I can't leave Instagram

the same way I can leave Twitter. Twitter became so vile. Instagram doesn't bother me as much. But I waste a lot of time there. Maybe I just cannot do that. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I do the, I try to always remember to hit the following tab. So I'm not looking where you, it will give you

the timeline of people that you follow rather than just a bunch of people. I always forget about that. Yeah, I like Instagram because I get like $5,000 every couple hours from people who I just damn them. Yeah. Oh, that part I love.

You just have to like type a simple phrase back at them. Yeah, I mean, you know, a lot of them. Just be the first one, the first six. Hard times. Every time. Yeah, I've gotten a lot. I mean like 300K last year from doing that. Yeah, it's pretty good.

It is honestly, it's my favorite thing to do on Instagram. What the fuck do they think they're doing? What is that? I love it. Why does that scam work? I think someone was saying to me that it's not a monetary scam. Someone wrote this to me. It's an emotional scam?

It helps the algorithm if people respond to a post or something. I don't wanna do that then. But what, but their whole profile is just about like, hey, I'm rich and I'm trying to help people. So what, I don't want to do that then. But what, but their whole, their whole profile is just about like, hey, I'm rich and I'm trying to help people. So what, I don't get it, but I don't know. I just want you to know that. What a waste of time.

But, you know, maybe I'm not meant for this world. I don't understand. Jesus. Like the song Vincent by Don McClain. Yes. Wait, which song? The world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. Who is it about Vincent Van Gogh?

Don't go. Vincent Van Gogh. Really. And then like that right set for it. Yes, wait, which song? The world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. Who is it about Vince Vengot? Vince Vengot. Really. And like that right-hand friend song when Fred said he was too sexy for this, and maybe the world wasn't meant for his part. The world, yeah. Okay, Lauren. I don't know, I'm just thinking about that song.

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from Family Matters in it? They may have had the majority of the duck. It was hidden out of the room, that's possible. But hey, they show her performing like when she was just bursting on the scene and love to love you baby. Did I show her doing the real orgasm during that time. Yeah.

Oh, I've seen that. I had no idea. It was fucking. Yeah. It was, she's like, she's being so sexual on stage. Yeah. It was wild. Like I was stand up.

It is. Well, she's a born again Christian now, so everything's cool. Well, now she's dead. Oh, that's right. So she's a baby. But I, Jamie, like, oh, they're going to cover Christianity and she didn't know about that. And then like I came in later and they're talking about her in the past tense. Like, oh, Jason, you know, she was dead. And I was like, I don't think I remembered that. No,

I guess she died like in like 2017 or something. That's too recent. Yeah. She should have been dead since the 80s. What? Well, still an honorary piss big. Donna Summer. Donna Summer absolutely an honorary piss big. Oh, I have to say something about that. Well, before you do, we have to take a break. But I have to. This is exciting. Do you think we're a play-fanger?

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We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We want to know. We want to know. We stopped, by the way, we stopped doing the episode and was like the wink. Yeah. I slept 40. I have an either. You've had 40 days? Yeah. OK. The thing was that it was brought to my attention

that you know when I was talking about how I went to see Psycho and they had the one that's there. And I talked about going to see Jane. And I was like, they had live orchestra. Oh, yeah. The Dr. Henry. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, they live at orchestra. I don't know why. Phil Blas, to all the music.

Oh, okay. So it was actually extremely justified. Yes. And I didn't remember at all because my memory is poor as anyone who listens to the show will know. Yeah. And that makes sense. I thought that was worth saying.

I thought it was just like incidental music for a doctorate. Me too, but I remember, but I was also, I remember when I now remember that, I was like, oh yeah, so I was really excited to go. I, so I, and you immediately afterwards were like, this is boring. You did know about it, forgot about it.

Yes. The real thing that lured you into the point. And I was like, that's a cool hill. I think he was there. Is that, yeah, is that possible? Yeah, I saw him on stage with Jane Goodall. Anyways, whole thing, but it was really interesting. Anyway, I just want to say that. Well, we've done so many interesting, that would be the highlight of anyone's life. Yeah, whole thing. But it was really interesting. Anyway, I just wanted to say that.

Well, we've done so many interesting, that would be the highlight of anyone's life. Yeah, and for me, that was just a Tuesday. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of Philip Glass, I remember watching Battle of Sargillactica and discovering the original of that show,

the new one. Right. And discovering through that show, the Philip Glass album, solo piano, which is a beautiful album. I don't believe I- But there's a song in that, on that album that they use in the show to great effect. Do you know what song it is?

I think it's, it might be, they're kind of, they are thematic. I think it's Metamorphosis. Metamorphosis one? Yes. Maybe? Yeah. Oh, this is, what the fuck? This is just some idiot playing it. I don't want to hear the idiot

Well, I would anyone want to hear that okay. I think YouTube should delete like five billion percent And they should just be the judge. Yeah, just be like this sucks this Yeah, if you just say to them you know which one come on you know just just get rid of it Oh my god, everyone's crying But the silence it is haunting Oh Breathe me starbuck does like a monologue over this dramatic monologue about lattes Meanwhile you see how all the people in battle sargalaxica die in there

Starbuck Six feet. Yeah, it's starbuck's named after starbuck No, no, no, but starbuck is named after starbuck. No. No, no, but... Starbuck is named after Starbuck. Okay. In a way, it is because the modern Battlesnark of Actica posits that it's actually the past. Keep the music out, it's very normal. He's describing it. I thought they were...

I thought they were going for it. And so they were the inspirations. Starbuck Apollo, they were the inspirations for... Yeah, I thought all the spaceships were gonna be like... start earth. Is that what they did? Like they're all earthlings. The original earthlings are, it's spoiler, but that's the ending.

But you can see it coming from mile away. And then everyone sort of bates is the... That's not the very beginning though, I don't think. Well, yeah. Because you're too busy looking at those silence and going like, they're sexy. I don't wanna, I wanna have sex with a robot, all that robot.

I don't know what a silence is. It's a robot, it looks like a person. They didn't use it. They didn't use to look like a person. They used to look like big robots. They were cool looking robots too. They were, I was a great design. And I went to a Universal Studios back in the day just for their big

Bavisar Galactica attraction. We're basically some robotic silence with like point lasers. I love to that. I would do that. They were Lauren. Do you know what they look like? They used to draw them all the time. Did you ever see pictures of them? No. I wonder if I get drawing right now. Yeah, try. I'm gonna try to do it for memory. I'm not looking at a, he can't do it. I'm not looking at a picture. I'm gonna get a picture of it. I'm gonna get a picture of it.

I'm really, it's not horrible. No, it's not, it's worse. But I did try to do it for memory. I'm trying to remember what they're, because they had sort of an Egyptian like Mohawk, you know, they did, along with like a Darth Vader or... Whoa, that's high.

And they had like a red glowing eye that was... Oh, that's right. Their head. Sorry, it's really cool. And they had like a robotic voice with like, by your command. That's more like it though. That's the worst thing.

That's more like it. That's the worst strong of anything anyone's ever done. More endless. Let's just go back outside. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy. Battle Star Galactica. Yeah, that's cool, man. That's really awesome. If that, okay.

You know how, how there's a big debate and we're not going to say which side we lean on about guns in this country and whether they whether they're really or the greatest. But if they made laser guns like they have in Star Wars and about Star Galaxica, you'd be one one. Oh, yeah, I would for sure. Yeah, I wouldn't want one. You wouldn't want why?

Because I wouldn't want to have an accidental laser shooting. Never happens. Never happens in science. You've never seen anything like that in Star Wars where someone's like in their Tatooine hut or whatever, the boys to the farmer, the things that was breaking in and then they accidentally shoot themselves. Yeah, well, that should never happen next, because that would be good. Maybe that should be a Soca. I would like a what on a Soca. Maybe maybe Shika. That's the... Ah, Soka.

Ah, Soka. That's the new show. Stop saying it. Ah, Soka. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Ah, Soka.

Okay. I don't think you get it. Wait, wait, Paul. It's not Soka. What is it? Ah, Soka. Ah, Soka. No.

Ah, Soka. Ah, Soka. Ah, like I don't remember. Right. I'm saying Ah, Soka so soka soka so I'm saying like I don't remember right saying a soka soka. It's not a soka like a super soka right It's not like super so it's not like a super soka that you played with it's a friend to the street. Yeah, it's not a super soka. Yeah Is that is a chupa Super silky. Yeah, you're screwed like. Oh, it's a trooper. Oh, it's a trooper. He goes, what's he got to say about his clothes? A trooper.

Yeah, my ass was a trooper. I like Rosie. Play the clip. Do you remember what Tuck Last was on your show when it was comedy death ray way back when on the radio version? And he kept saying Subaru, Subaru. Subaru, I'm trying to get my mom in Subaru. Yeah, I can't find it.

I don't know. All right, well, everyone else can go find it at their own time. Yeah, I'm imagining you. You know what? It's just like this. Is this a trooper? Is this a trooper?

Wait, what are you saying? But is this a trooper? I can't understand you. Is this a trooper? I have a white man. Is this a trooper? Is this a trooper? The end. What is it? Is it tro a true? I have a white. What's Rosie Perez's birthday? No.

12, 68. You think it's 9, 12, 68? Let's see how close we can get. I actually thought it was my birthday, but I'm like, why do I think that? I'm guessing. It is my birthday. That's fucking crazy. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know when it wasn't sure. Well, you don't. I know. Okay. I don't know. Cause I thought we had a birthday, but I wasn't sure. Okay. Well, while you don't, I know. Okay. Come on. Why would I know? I know yours, July two.

Yours is. I pick a month. Pick a month. You know my idea. I don't know. I don't know. Paul, I think you're, you're September October.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. And we know that mine is the birthday. It's the best birthday. It's known as the birthday. I have no idea. Okay. We know that mine is the birthday. It's the best birthday. It's known as the birthday. I have no idea. Sorry.

Okay, September 6th. Yours is September 2. We're September baby. Yes. I mean, 6th. And then what year do you think? Because you were close. Oh, for Rosie?

Yeah. Yeah, Rosie, I think is older than me. So I think 83 maybe? No, I think she's 67. 67? No, I can't do the backwards math. 1967. Yeah, and you say? I'm going to say she is 65 1964.

64. I was close. I was not going over. Yeah. She was great on the flight attendant. She's great in Harley Quinn, that last Harley Quinn movie and do the right thing. An honorary piss pig, Rosie Perez. Wait. Birthday twin. Okay, yeah, honorary piss pig. Yeah. Who were your birthday twins, Scott? I don't. Oh, let's find out.

No. Oh, there's my birthday. September something. Come on. 20 something. He just said it a bit ago. When? I don't know.

We're gonna tell you. It's never gonna tell you. So why would I remember anything when it's in my calendar? Okay, here's your name. What's my phone number? Because if you. Oh my god.

The people who share birthday with you are. Who is it? Mark Hamill. So opposite of you. Does Mark Hamill? Oh hold on, I haven't gotten there yet. There's actually a lot. I'll give you a list.

Yeah, there's probably a whole bunch of people who share my birthday. Margot Robbie. Lindsey Lohan. Yeah, I've heard her. Jerry Hall. Larry David. Hmm.

What was your Jerry Hall impression? A wu-pin, I love you. Johnny Weir, the ice skater. Johnny Weir. Yeah. You should have a D to the end of his day. And so you wanted to know if Mark Hamilton. He's a good student. Nice. It's like, hey, Mark Hamilton's birthday is September 25th.

Okay. He's also a September baby. Lauren, who are you other birthday twins? I believe Suzy Kurt is one of those. Suzy. Great name. Suzy. Let's see. We got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, we got, Macy Gray, Rosie Perez, Jane Adams, Jane Adams from back in the black and white days.

Jane Kurt and that was a good one, Jeff Foxworthy. You might be more on September 6th, if you're a redneck. That's what you always say. Oh, he's reversing it down. If you're a redneck, that's what he said. Oh, he's reversing it down. If you're a redneck, you might do this. Those are the mains.

Those are the mains. Okay, let's do your... It's actually a better joke, Stark. I'm reinventing myself. And then September 12th. Here's the ones I know. Okay. Wait, are you September 11th?

No. What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know. I'm not listening to you. Oh, December 6th. Famous birthday is September 12th. Okay, so here's the ones I know. Oh, wait with you? I don't know. I'm not listening to you. Famous birthday. Famous birthday is September 12th. Okay, so here's the ones I know. Oh wait, you're 12th?

Yes. Oh great. I know George Jones. I know Maurice Chivalier, your old friend from Gigi. That's right. And unfortunately I know Louis, CK. But why does that say Mark Hamill? Now hold on a second.

Mark Hamill's Mark. And I just looked it up and it said he was, okay, we got Paul Walker. We got Sydney swinging. Oh, yeah, Paul Walker. Walker. Emmy Rossum. That Paul walked. Jennifer Hudson. Oh, Jay. George Jones. A lot of people I've never heard of. They're like, are you mad? I know. Are you mad that Jay had he got it before you did very white?

Oh, now we're talking. I am a little bit, I mean, not mad, but disappointed myself. Yeah, you could have tried harder. Yeah, Louis CK. Yeah, we don't say it again. Oh, you're so bad. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my God, so funny.

Anyway, great stuff. Birthdays, birthdays, birthdays. Oh man. Which birthday is it going to be for you this year? Mine will be 38. 38. Good for you. What are you planning on doing for your 40th?

You know, for my 40th, I don't know, but I have two friends who are returning 40 in early 2024 and we're talking about taking a girls trip. Really? I'm pretty excited. I hope we can make it happen. It's four of us all in high school friends. That's nice. What is it?

Oh, I want to go either to Disney World or to, I'm happy it's a place. Not very far. Literally like we're talking about Portland, Maine. Like it could be anything. It's kind of like, where we were just, Portland, Maine. Like it could be anything. Like it could be just kind of like, where we were just, yeah, we were August.

That's right. You were in Portland, Maine. Yeah, we did the tour show there. Oh, okay. Wow, I might go there. We could tell you the hotel where there was a pair of sweats. Oh, just lying there in my room. That's for you.

When you got in, I did not know that, because I immediately went to sleep. And then when I got up, there was a sweats. Oh you got in, I did not know because I immediately went to sleep and then when I got up, there was a lot of sweat. We talked about this. Yeah, we did. That's honestly, but we didn't talk about it. He fast. He thought he was in the leftovers. Yeah. He thought somebody got a rap shirt. So I was fine with someone being in my room. Rupshodoo. He was. Yeah, exactly. But then the right to capture man. It's such a bummer. I hope that's not going to be true.

I hope not because you all you do. Boy, although think of all the rings and watches and stuff, you'd be able to pick up and clothes. Yeah, it's true. It would be fun to just like pick up clothes off the street. Try them on. I think it used to be, I think when the rapture was first introduced as a concept, they were like, it's gonna be 90% of the people have gone, then the unlucky 10.

But now I think it's flipped, where it's like- Oh, for sure! 10% of the people would be gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the righteous. Yes. Yeah. Sucks. Yeah.

Sucks. Sucks. They can go. It's okay. I mean, I don't mind. We're just gonna hang out. Until the Antichrist comes. Sure, we have a little time.

What do we? Like, it's like, come on man, I didn't even get to die. You know, like, give me a heads up. I can do some cool death or something. It's an experience you'd be robbed of that life experience. Yeah. That would be really cool. Everyone gets robbed of that life experience. Yeah. That would be really cool. Everyone gets old.

Everyone gets it. Yeah. Everyone. That would be really hard. Yeah. It would be the worst part of the whole thing. The idea of dying and being okay with dying like at the end of your life.

If you get to, if you get to be, well, I guess any age, if you know you're going to die, and you make peace with it before you go to be like, well, I'm ready. That's too much. I'm gonna go kick in on screaming. I can't talk about this. People do it though.

Yeah, people do it. I don't know. Yeah. We have to take a break. But, my my my my

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Because that was actually a person and the cheese. And then Pete Davidson's it. And that made sense too. From fast 10. Yeah. It was a really? Yeah. OK. That commercial was well really? Yeah, okay.

That commercial was well structured, it made sense, and I enjoyed it. Yes, I saw this article that was like, how did Pete David, like, like, how did Pete David sit up in the summer's biggest blockbusters? I'm like, what do you mean how? He's, if we talk about him non-stop, I'm like, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's how. Because of you. What? Why, why is this an article That's how. Because of you. What?

Why is this an article? We talking. Why did I read this? I didn't read it. I read that. I read the headline. That's just as good. Like how did Pete Davidson end up in this world?

This country's biggest blockbuster. Is it a weirder that Helen Mirren was in one? I mean, in one. What's even weirder about it? Weirder than one. Oh yeah. Three at least. No. She's a big part of the fast universe. Oh, yeah. Weird. It's okay. Is it? No, she's in shizam too.

Is that an air purifier? Do you know I had dishinged for that? The new shizam? Yes. To be one. The news is. The news is empty. Yeah. First, my agent said, this is a great part if you can get it. And I was like, great. And then I found out later they already had a shazam movie before that. Yeah. And the part was cast. What makes sense that shazam would age to, I mean, the little boy gets older. So I'm going to be his old disease. But also the side for handwritten. in my agent's handwriting. Okay.

Weird. Shazam is the movie where? Yeah, you're right. Shack is a genie? No. That's Kazam. That's Kazam. That's Kazam.

What is Shazam? It's Zachary Levi is the superhero, but it's about a boy who, when he says a magic word, becomes an adult superhero. And then he says the word again, and he turns back into a little boy. So when he's an adult, he has as much sex as he possibly can. Yeah, it's good when you're bringing his hair up as well. So he can remember it when he's a kid.

He's like, oh, I can't wait. Kiss and jerk off. Just after that, just after that. So nasty. All right. But I audition to be a museum docent. Docent. Who is startled when Helen Mirren's character appears in the museum.

Oh, okay. And see it. Let's see it. I'm gonna appear. I'll just say that without you. I give some speech. And I did. They did ask you to react to

like all this shit. All right, here I go. All this green freaks it. Okay. And as you can see, this is the ancient Greek bullshit up here. Wow. And then she flies around the room and shit. She flies around the room. Yeah, so give me direction. What a weird thing to do. Now she's over here. Now she has a thunderbolt's over there. She's over here. Now she's over here. Now she has a thunderbolt. Now she's going to throw it right out of you right past you. That was really good. No one at the audience at home didn't see you.

Is that Paul? I was barely trying to still think I crushed it. I did it that way really, really well. Yeah. I truly thought that you were frightened for your life. I mean, you wet your pants. Yeah. And you shot that.

I knew it was going to happen, and so I could talk to this whole story. So I could get away with it. You never, I just wanted to say it. I never, I don't know what you said. Or Helen here. You knew. I could feel it coming.

Come on, come on, come on. I don't just understand what the story is. Instead of just going to the bathroom Instead of just going to the hospital. It's apparently wrong with me I feel like I'm gonna piece you I I hope they ask me to re-enact my Really smooth I know you guys so well. I do you would ask me to do yeah All right, this is a game called, or a three to rather, called Under the Umbrella.

Under the Umbrella. Did you beat you? Under the Umbrella. It's where it's not wetter, and it is better. The game starts with one of us making a rule to ourselves. For example, whatever is under the umbrella has to be green. That's an example, okay?

The color green. Okay. You don't share it with the other two of us. So then the first person will say, under the umbrella, I will bring... Oh, that's one of these. A cookie. And the player who made the rule will say no since cookies aren't typically green. So I think that we, since they're yes or no,

yes, some cookies are green. But. But typically cookies are brown as shit. They're brown, they're light brown. So many cookies are brown and light brown. Yeah. Typically. Typically.

Typically. Typically. The game is working. Sometimes you'll find a green cookie sure. It's true, but that's your seasonal probably. It's probably a lucky charm Just I mean like a shamrock shamrock or Chris Christmas. I would say it's more often Christmas Christmas Crucible hey, I might have a shamrock cookie

Okay, I want a shamrock shake. I want cookies now I think we have I have you, I have a couple of snacks. Okay, let's get in the back. Let's get in the back. Please. So it's one by whoever guesses it. Okay, great. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Please, please. Just a whole list of your nose. Please. I don't, for some reason, last Christmas, I gave you my heart. I gave you my heart. Very next day, you give it away.

This year, to save you from tears, I'm going to give give to someone's best. I just like fuck this. Well, Janie and I were at home, and I started singing, ooh, give it fuck up, hot, crease, and then she started singing it,

and we were singing it all day, and really, really bad at singing it. And you sang it now for six months. Yeah, I haven't stopped. I like it. Something wrong. We turn on the mics, and suddenly you start talking.

Ooh, give it fuck up, ma-cris-moss. Okay, I'm gonna- Ooh, give that fuck up, man. I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna- because I read the rules, I'm gonna come up with a rule for- For this. Okay. Okay, I got the rule.

Shit. Oh, look at this one. And it's not a thing. You're not trying to guess the thing. You're trying to guess the rule. Yes. Okay. Got it. Okay. Hey, look at this umbrella over here. Oh, what? It's Scott a thing, you're not trying to guess the thing, you're trying to guess the rule. Yes. Okay. Got it. Okay. Hey, look at this umbrella over here.

Oh, what? It's Scott. Oh, hey. Hi, I'm an umbrella. Okay. Oh, you are an umbrella. Oh, this is weird. Just you. You got a lot of stuff under there.

Just you room. Under me? Yeah. Yeah, listen, I'm underwear. I'm afraid this is gonna get... Oh, you may be saying underwear. Oh, I was gonna get wet. I'm afraid this is gonna get wet.

So I'm gonna put it in the umbrella. OK, you tell me if that's allowed. It's a cookie. Yeah, bring it in. Oh, great. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. OK, I'm sorry. I have the rule.

OK, no, cookies are not allowed. Oh, sorry. Sorry to get your stuff. How about this guitar? Guitar is allowed. OK. All right. Oh, the clouds are really getting dark. Um...

How... I just want to put my dune buggy under there. No sir. You shant put your dune buggy under this umbrella? How about my shoes? Your shoes shant be under this umbrella? What about stick? One stick? Yeah. Shant be under this umbrella? How about my shoes? Your shoes shant to be under this umbrella? What about stick? One stick?

Shant to be under this umbrella? Two sticks? Shant to be under this umbrella? What about a pack of cigarettes? Shant to be under this umbrella? What about the president of the United States? No. What about?

Do we know, are there any parameters? I know, literally. There's just one rule. Well, you can't be concepts. Yeah. No, I I know, literally. There's just one rule. Like you can't be concepts. No, I don't even know. No, it's objects. Okay, it's happening.

Can I have my watch under? Never. How about my clock? No. How about a table? No. Can I put my pinky in there? No!

How about a strawberry? No! The hell? This sucks. I know. How about the sweater my grandma knit me? The sweat on your grandma, knitney? Yeah, you heard me.

Hey grandma, knitney. Stop right around the room room she went to bed state How about makeup no no how about a monster I'm gonna say no how about a Yeti no okay what the fuck is it then? How about a dog? No, how about eyeballs? Further away further away How about vampire bat. Yes, bring it in. How about a pumpkin? No, I thought it'd be Halloween based How about a pigeon sure bring it in? Okay, how about a butterfly? Yeah, okay

How about an angel fucker. Yeah bring that bring that shit it's fucking wings Okay, no one said don't eat your loob good job Hey my turn I gave you one hit All right, my turn. So it wasn't as bad. I gave you one hint. Yes, thank you. But my turn.

Okay, I'm ready. You ready? Can I put my silent warrior underneath your umbrella? That's a robot? Yeah. Yes. Is it robots?

No, but I don't know the rules about those things, but I'll say yes, but let's just continue on. I'll see it. May I may not? but I'll say yes, but let's just continue on and you'll see me. May I may not? Can I put Pinocchio under there? No. Can I put my chat GPT under there?

Yes. Can I put Haley Joel Osmond in a specific movie under there? No. Can I put the Terminator? Oh, wait, maybe. Yeah, AI. Can I put the Terminator under here? Yes.

But it's not my real category. You got to move away from this. Stop my real- Sentient machines or AI's? No. Mm. But the Terminator and Haley J. Lossman is specifically in chat GPT.

When you find out what it is, you might say, that didn't really count. Okay. Well then, do we get, what do we get in return if that happens? Slapy both. Oh, I don't know. Okay.

Is, can I put my Pixar lamp under here? Yes. Can I put Betty Boop under there? No. Can I put Woody Boop under there? No. Can I put Woody from Toy Story under there? No. Okay. Can I put Johnny Five from a...

Short circuit? Short circuit under there. It's a little robot in short circuit. I'm not really know. I guess so. Can I put Wally under there? Probably. Could I put Lightning Wally under there? Probably. Could I put

lightning McQueen under there? I guess so. Can I put Herbie the love bug under there? Kind of, yeah. Is this like anthropomorphized? No, it really was much more simple than this, but you started it in place where it just kind of made sense, but.

What was it? Where are we talking? Where are we starting? Well, we started with... Do some more like, do some more things that are not related to that, and then you see if it makes sense. Just the things that are not related to that. Yeah.

Can I put my hair under here? No. Do stuff in this room. In this room? Can I put a coaster under there? No. Can I put a microphone under there? Yes.

Oh, things that are black? No. Things that are electronic. Kind of. Keep going. Things that are... Can I put... Things have wires? Nine-fold battery under there?

Yeah. What the fuck? Fuck. Things that work. Keep asking about stuff. Can I put this video game under there? The game? No. Can I put TV under there under there. The game? No.

Can I put TV under there? Yes. Electronics? No. Can I put a hairdryer under there? Yes. Can I put things at plugs? No.

Oh, that's where I was going. The terminator, that would be such a great way to defeat it if you just unplugged it. Can I put a stove under there? Yes. Plants is? No. Yeah. The silent isn't a household appliance, although they call them toasters. All right, do you want me to tell you? It's yeah. over there? Yes. Plants is? No.

The silent isn't a household appliance, although they call them toasters. Tell you. Yeah. Things you can turn on and off. Oh, human beings. No. You can turn them on. I'll fucking turn them off. Oh my God. All right, Paul Stern. All right, I have my rule. You have your rule? Oh, look at this little umbrella. Can I put a chip under it? Potato chip?

No. Maybe. Can I put a single chocolate chip under there, father? No. Father! Can I put... Where's your father? I love you, daddy!

Can I put a sandwich under there? No. Can I put a sandwich under there? No. Can I put a car under there? No, it's not seawards. Can I put a shirt under there? No. Can I put a bra under there? Can I put a bra under their dung? By the way, you can't put a jump under there either. I can't put a jump. Okay. I think about it. Can I put a puppy under there? What kind of

puppy? Golden doodle? It depends. On. It's how. Can I put a Dalmatian under their father? It depends. Depends on what? it's yes or no mother fucker I know but I think the bad thing look you know how I always mess up the game. Yeah, it's happening again Okay, what is it? Did Yeah

It's a pet it was the first it was. It was the first thing that came to mind. If I had said things that can, if I thought things that can die, things that can die. Things that are alive. What have been interesting. But these are alive. Things that are alive is so broad. But a chip's on alive.

Nobody used to be a potato. Oh, potato's on alive. It's been killed at that point. We killed it. Well, they're not sentient. But are they alive not sentient, but are they alive? A plant, I guess, is a living thing, right?

But, but, but, but, but, I don't wanna kill a potato. I don't wanna kill a potato, either, and I don't know if potato is a lie. Mama, I just killed a potato. Is an apple alive. Mama, I just killed a potato. Is an apple alive. Mama. All right, let me try again.

I'm gonna try again. I'm gonna get a apple. Okay, you can do this. I got it, I got it. You got it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna say neither. What? Can I put an elephant under there? Uh-uh. Can I put a lighthouse under there? Mm-hmm. Can I put a card, no? Mm-hmm. Can I put an American pie DVD under there?

No. Can I put an apple? Not even the extra horny edition? No. Can I put a car? No. Can I put a headphones? No. Can I put a headphones? Can I put a car? No. Can I put a headphones? No.

Can I put a headphones? Can I put headphones? Can I put headphones on a mod of you? Can I put a headphone? Can I put a headphone? Can I put Ross Perot under? No. Can I put a bracelet made of beads?

No. Can I put a giant bracelet? No. Can I put a cabala bracelet made of string? No, I just remember what that was. No. Can I put the wind under there? No. Can I put a politician under there? No. Can I put a star under there? No. Can I put a star under there? No. Can I put a planet under there?

No. Can I put a light under there? No. Can I put a lamp under there? Yes. Okay. Things that can be turned on or off. No.

Can I put the sun under there? No. Can I put a pen holder under there? Yes. Can I put a some paper that would be on the desk? Mm. Yes. Can I put a box of permanent markers under there?

Mm. No. Can I put a computer under there. No. Can I put a computer on there? No. Okay, so it's not things on my desk. How about things on a desk? No. Can I put... The looking around is good.

Can I put, can I put, can I put, can I put, can I put a phone? No. Can I put a trash can under there? No. Can I put, coasters there? Yes. Things you can see from where you're sitting.

No. I can't see those things. Okay. You can't see these coasters? I can see these coasters when I'm with you. I can't see these coasters. I can't see these coasters. I can't see these coasters when I'm with you. Can I...

Tea Thunder there. Hmm, no. Can I put any of the muppets under there? No. Can I put this dry erase bud? Nope. Can I put a plank of wood under there? Fuck. A lamp of plank of wood.

What else did you say? A bunch of papers. Some papers. Things of lawyer would have. Things Jesus would like if you were alive. No, I don't know just tell us Things made of wood things made of what so I was close with the plank of wood. Oh my that is absolutely native wood Mostly yeah, yeah Damn, damn that was good. Damn. That was good things made of wood. Yeah

So paper papers what's what's off I think but that's I mean made of wood it is made of wood. Yeah. So paper is what's worth. Paper is what's worth. I think. That's, I mean, made of wood. It is made of, although these days, who can tell? Boy, that's true. They might be made of AI. It might be plant based. I love plant paper. I mean too.

Thanks, Bri. Bri, thank you so much. This is going in the wood pile for us, though. I hope we get one from ham. Yeah. Thank you so much. This is going in the wood pile for us though. I hope we get one from him. Yeah. Thank you so much if you want to call us call. You want to call us? Hags.

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Yeah. There's no ad in there. No ad, hey, we promise no ad, but it'll be. And you try to fast forward and then you miss it when it comes back and it's frustrating. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.

Yeah, it's a lot. You just process it, have you a knee? Yes, we have them. We gotta go and that's that. That's the look of it. Oh, I have a show. I have a show. I have a show coming up.

You know, Levin's June 11th, the Dynasty typewriter. You can come see it in person, or you can live stream it. I have a great cast. I always have a great cast. So just do it. I'm not on that show, but I want to recommend it as well.

It's so good. It's such a good time that times that I did it and you should live stream it. Thank you. I have shows in Philadelphia, the 16th and 17th at Underground Arts, Varietopia doing my variety show there for the first time. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Still some tickets left for the early shows. Friday and Saturday, the 16th and 17th of June. Glad you're going to Philadelphia. I'm sorry, we missed it on the bang-bang tour. I'm gonna make up for Scott Sins. Yeah. Do you think I'll go to hell because of that? There's so many things to go to hell for.

I mean, you honestly have fucked up in so many other ways. I gotta read the fine print. Do you think God is playing a trick and hell is actually heaven because it's so easy to get into? And he's like, I want you guys to be here. What if this is heaven? You.

Heaven is hell. All right, we'll see you. Bye. Bye. Alright, we'll see you in the next video. Bye! Bye!