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There's no there's no head thing, huh? How do you know if it comes how do you know because it's good going well?
You're good right now. You're going to well speaking to the mic. Okay. You're gonna do the countdown still dumb
No, let's not do it yet. I don't do it yet. I don't want to start yet. Okay
It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I want to be part of the podcast should be it. Yeah, no, but how did you do it? I?
I
Was strategic so I didn't want to get everybody who had previously been a DVD ASA listener because that would have just been one type
I got people I think two from Reddit
Two from who randomly found us on iTunes two who had been fans of like DVD ASA and
Just two with really compelling emails. I like
I want to live inside him. I knew the suit right here right here if he was a house I would live in it
Just a little bigger. I would crawl around is my home
There's something cozy about that guy and I chose one guy. I don't even know you do. I love you, bro
Go ahead. I chose one guy named Edwin because he had one historically the shortest email
I had ever read in my entire life
Stand up Edwin stand up
What was it? What was the email Edwins? It was one sentence or two memorize it
And also cuz you go to he go to Long Beach City, right? That's why that's why you fucking picked up
It was a regional thing bias. I have bias and then
Um, that's it. That's good. It's good. I already know you too. Yeah, it's here. Everybody. This is Jenna
Yeah, yeah, my best friend Jessica my best friend Gardo and Shelly, which is Gardo's girlfriend. Yeah
What do a group countdown I don't know to participate
We already recording all that recording. Oh, that's fine. Let's just put that in okay
Yeah, but they do the countdown anyway though, okay Bobby five four three two
Coming up guys, this is our first live edition of tiger belly and I literally don't even know what the fuck is going on
I didn't sleep good last night and I went to
Culver City because I had to do ADR for love and I swear to fuck what's ADR explain to people when you fuck up
I don't know
Wait when they don't have your lines clean or whatever or they want an alt line
You have to go into a thing and then you see yourself. Yeah, go ahead on the thing and then you have them
You know I'm in like when Jill Bruce Willis, you know him
So you're so you say Bruce Willis. Yes, Bruce Willis when Bruce Willis does ADR
My friend Adam Ray does his lines. So his voice is because he refuses to go in
So Adam gets called and goes or I'll do it and he had I don't know how to do the impression
But he has to do all of Bruce Willis's so all of Bruce Willis's lines like in dieharder actually Adam Ray
He was three years old then. Oh, I don't know
29 so yeah most recent movie dieharder. Thank you so much dieharder
She knows yeah, so he does he did dieharder, but anyway, I saw it today and I swear to fucking God
I just hate my acting. I'm like squinting a lot and then I smile when I'm not I'm supposed to be serious
Yeah, it's just terrible and I just it's put me in a really bad mood
And then you get someone to do yours. No, no, he can't get someone to act for him. That's the problem
The acting is shit. Not his voice. I didn't take classes like I just you know
What's so funny? I mean I I started doing stand-up and then one day they're like, hey
There's a sitcom. We are read for it
And you're like, I don't know how to do that and then you do it and then sometimes
Every once when they go you got it and then that's when the real panic sits in because you don't know what your fuck you're doing
Like when I was on mad for the first year, I many times looked in the camera
Like don't look in the camera. I go
Bob you're looking at the camera. Yeah, what Bobby you're still looking at the camera
I know and I would keep doing that and there'd be cameras all over the place, right?
And then like I would like like the camera would be here and I'm having a conversation and you're supposed to cheat out
I don't know that so they just see my shoulder and I'm doing my lines like that
But my point is is that I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Did you ever consider taking acting classes? I did but let's just hear me out, baby
Okay, mm-hmm. You're being confrontational. I'm not I don't like it. Okay, there's people here. All right, but
They made a tape of me
I don't have ever said this at night TV of all my awful lines and they put it together on a tape and they passed
It around for five years. I don't fuck. It's so funny George. They passed around and just they would just laugh
Because I'm so terrible and then later I found out and I fucking cried kid. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah
Damn, why are you laughing dude? Why are you laughing right now, dude? What no, no, it was a tape
It was a tape dude. I don't have I don't have it. Okay. I don't fucking have it lady
What's your name?
Bianca white. Is that right? This means white Bianca. Blanca is white
Blanca, what is Blanca? Spanish people are so angry
What does Bianca mean then Bianca is from their rescuers down under the two little mice means why right? Yeah, yeah
Blanca, oh my god, I have an L in it bitch. I'm not a fucking Spanish person. You lived in LA
I know I barely even know English even closer to Mexico closer to Mexico. You live in San Diego. You have no fucking excuse
All right, I'm sorry me. Apologize to Blanca
Okay, bueno. Yeah, I apologize. It doesn't mean why but my point what was it even talking to her for a second
I don't know the tape. I don't have the tape
Okay, Bianca. I don't have it. I love you, too
But I don't have it but um, so um, yeah, it was just today just looking at that
It's just I'm not good at it and I did take classes. You have to take these things called sometimes mice or technique classes
You've heard of them. Yeah, I did them or horrible
Well, you have to date you have to do this is called reputation repetition. So let's do it
You want to do some repetition with me? I start first. Yeah, I start first. Baby, just let me fucking do it. Can I just wipe my sweats?
Yeah, why are you so sweaty right now?
Can I just say something right now? I have a fun fact
I have a fun fact is this is that um, uh-oh
Mount Fuji
Yes, again, you know me mountain, you know me in Japan, right? Japan. Yeah, her zit on her back is the same
You know me hi and with a fucking fuck. That was a really good fun fact. I made it up. You're zitting the back
Yeah, is it there still? It's absolutely there. Yeah
It's not quite as symmetrical thing you represent. Why do you get so nice? It's got a little eye on it now
And yeah, yeah, he has um OCD, but he has OCD in no he has an obsession with a number three
So everything he does has to be in threes. Yeah, so yesterday
I had him feel my pimple once and it hurts so bad and it hurt really bad because like he pressed down on it
Yeah, and then he begged me the whole night to touch it a second time two more and then the third time
Yeah, but if I don't allow him to touch things three in a row. He goes absolutely not because I don't do it
I'll die
In my head if I don't do things three times. I'm gonna die my brother Steve has the same thing
Oh, he does the same thing. It's like if we're talking he goes. What's that actor's name?
I go forget. I don't know the actor's name like we're talking about movie. Yeah, I have to know where I'm gonna die
So we have to Google it or he's gonna die
Yeah, and I have the same thing. I used to have it at movie theaters
I've already told you guys about it right if you guys hear about it mind us. Yeah, this is that you were this guy right here, man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had to turn around three times. I already know that you're yeah
Yeah, I'm not gonna do it for the kids
But like you know, I have to I have a problem so if he has let's say for instance, we want to rewind a movie
He has to do it even when we get to the perfect part of the movie. He has to do it three times
It's the most absurd most ridiculous annoying thing ever if I don't do it three times. I'm gonna die
I could have died. I know I'm not not an irrational
It's not a rational at all, but there is the sensation of panic
Mm-hmm, and it's funny because my brother has the same thing and we really never talked about it until this last year and
We're now I'm looking back at my past to see what
Happened to lead up to that kind of behavior because my brother has it chronically to and is it because we're Korean or is it because
I've been to Korea. What if in Korea things is three times?
My question is why the number three? Why not four? Why not five? Why not 18? Yeah? Yeah, do you have the same thing?
Do you have OCD things? Oh, I don't know
Yes, yes, he does. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why happened to you at three years old anything significant. Oh, I was brutally raped
And he fucked me three times
We got it, but how do you feel that so many of these people in these in this room knows that you've actually like fucked your cousin I
Don't I know I did
I know once I know and I'm okay with it then everyone's should be okay with it
He's not okay with it the guy who fucked you. No, we didn't
Do you know the story I already told you straight million times million times. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't I mean we did 69
We blew each other you know man three times maybe three times
Right now how many times Sadie Hawkins dance was the first one. Oh my god
No, they didn't they both didn't get invited to the Sadie Hawkins dance
Right, okay. Okay. That's what happened. And then the second time. I don't remember could we got drunk?
It could have been nine times. Oh god, and there's three trunks, you know
I've always been okay. He's not okay with it. He lives in LA and I haven't seen him
He's my first cousin and we grew up together. And who the fuck is this? Whoa? What's worth that hair?
Yeah, all of a sudden like some magical Asian guy walks in
Hey, Magical Asian guy. What are you why you're Asian, right? All right. How come you're not on fucking time, dude? I
Know you did I know I know I know you did
No
What
All right, now, can you enjoy it now George? Yeah, yeah
But anyway, my cousin lives here and I can't we don't really see each other and it's not because we sucked into each other's shit
But I think but it's because I talked about it
So was his family really really upset with you for a long time fucking no, man. I
talked about it on I think Rogan's podcast
My aunt called me one morning in Korean yelling
He was she was angry and then I got defensive I'm like bitch, you know, man
Fuck call me in the morning. I did all that whole thing. So Hollywood and
Why why because he she's coming in defense of her son and you're like bitch don't call but he's defending himself
Yes, exactly. And that's why I like Gilbert
Defense me when I need defense for once. That's a first. Yeah
Yeah, but anyway regardless I did and they didn't talk my mom and her sister for years
Because of it. Oh, is this the funeral you went to? Yes
You we you and then I'm me taking a selfie at the funeral. Well, she died recently. Yeah. Yeah, and you went to her
Yeah, and I
I mean and all my uncles and they're all crying and I'm just like, you know, I mean, but I have to smile during the selfie
I was really sad. Yeah. Yeah, but um
but what was
What was weird was my mom and I are gonna walk by the casket
It's a long line and my cousin
Fuck it. Fuck it. Is this live you can edit it, right? Yes, we cannot be they can
That's fine. They can know. Yeah, they can know you guys can know exclusive. Wow, and we walked by we walked by
And then I'm I'm like, what do I say to Andy?
You know, I mean
You know, I mean and when I passed him my mom hugged him and I wouldn't hug him so bad because I feel I love the guy
He's like my brother in that way. No, I love him and he's my family. I love my family
But we did it suck each other's dick. You know what I mean? So there's this thing
Yeah, so I went in and we kind of just touch shoulders
And then that's it and that's the last time I saw him. Wow. Yeah, it's really sad
But his brother Paul just texted me so he lives in Portland and so I'm going to go have lunch with him when I'm out there
Awkward lunch. What if he brings it up?
I don't I'm going to explain to him that it doesn't fucking matter
When you're kids and you're doing weird shit like that, it happens all the fucking time
And and our society tells us it's wrong this and that, you know, it's if I'm not gay
And some guy doesn't want to suck my dick, but I make him suck my dick. That's weird. That's rape, right?
But as kids you get drunk, you know, I mean, you don't know you're
What Blanca
Excuse me. You're a fighter. Blanca. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking Blanca from Street Fighter
And you
You know, you know what nothing your kids. Yeah, I'm going to explain that to him because he doesn't want to know
Yeah, but the problem is not that you sucked each other's dicks. That's fine. I don't want to talk about anymore
And the way you say dicks is so aggressive
I have hard consonants. It's it's I can't help it. Um, have you heard of the app?
Um, it's a raya or raya raya, right the celebrity. It's like a tinder, but only for celebrities, but you have to be approved
Oh
Shit
So what are you at the verifier? Do they take podcast celebrities?
I don't know. Maybe maybe you're gonna go. Okay. So no, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna but who's on it right now
I think who's on it. I think a lot of people. So I think, um
There was some really big names on there like that fan
No, I don't think that fan would be approved. Do you have to have a certain like
I also want to talk about that fan for a second
I'm gonna talk about that fan for a second. Okay
Or some dat fan fans is I have a disease. It's a disease. I have a sickness
Major and I don't know where it's down from
But I'm obsessed with him
You know how in the beginning of our podcast you you would hear me always speak about dat fan in a really aggressive way
Because I don't want him to hear this. He's not gonna fucking hear it. Yeah, but someone's gonna tell him about it
No, no, no, no, no one tell him. We've already no one no one go on
It's gonna do first of all fuck faces. You don't go to his fucking comments and comment anything about what I say
He's this is he I he's like my heroine. Okay, and I don't want my heroine to leave
Yeah, okay, so if I'm nothing without him you are nothing without I'm the riddler
He's Batman like we're ying ying ying. We're like we have to live in the world together. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
So in the beginning I had a lot to say about that fan, but none of those were my actual opinions
They were all his but he he didn't want to be outed as somebody who was obsessed with that fan because that's so uncool as a comic
Yeah, I'm I can't I wake up in the mornings and that's the first thing I check. Yes
Yes, this is Instagram. Okay in every conversation I have with anybody. It's I bring it up. Why?
I maybe I'm attracted to him. Oh
No, I'm kidding. Um, no I
Because he is everything that I don't want to be
Makes sense. Are you here here?
Then I'm like that a little bit like I'll give you an example and I'm and there's an old korean
I can't believe I'm saying this
But there's an old korean saying
Mewel, you know what we've talked about it before and it's like something that somebody does that's
bothersome or weird or whatever embarrassing. Yeah
And I'm gonna I'm gonna I did something Mewel the other day and I can't believe I'm saying it
And it is so dat fanny and gross and I did it and this is the reason why I'm so obsessed with them because I want to grow
This is what I did. All right, so I did
You know, I mean, um the oddball tour, okay
And then as soon as I saw the booker of the comedy store
I sat next to him and I go I just get back from the oddball tour, you know, man
and then he was like
so
And I just went I shouldn't have said that
You know in my head and I only said that so that he would like me more
Or that he might book me more. I think something, you know, maybe I'm more hot
And once I said it
I had shame
You know, and I think that's one of the reasons why
Why?
You know, what's so funny? Shelly. What's a garden? What the fuck so so funny? Why are you laughing about that?
No, no, no, no, don't ever don't ever laugh at my fucking face and say continue dude
Look at me right now, dude
Why are you laughing?
You got any brownie
Yeah, yeah, like Silas in a da Vinci code
Kidding herself over and over
Yeah, I know I punish myself. I know I do that. Yeah, I do that and that's another character defect. What'd you say?
You three times
Wow, shelly. Wow. Wow. Shelly. Thanks
But like I and he does things on his Instagram that really makes me go
Why are you doing that? You know, and then I I get obsessed and I'm not the only one
We've I've got a lot of people hooked. Well, that's because you made them hook other comics do the same. Oh, yeah
Yeah, oh, I have speaking of texas since you were just there
Somebody emailed rich miller's brother. Dennis miller the the guy who books. Um, oh you guys know what happened there, right?
So, you know how he was banned from the Austin comedy club there cap city because I was accused of pulling my dick out and
Offering my dick to a limo driver
Then they called me a week before I was performing. This is a couple years ago
They said you try to you know get something to suck your dick
I got I never did that and they will rich miller who you know, even you know who dennis miller is
Desmond his brother rich miller is a comedy booker. He books a lot of comedy clubs, right?
So rich miller told that to my agent
Then I called rich miller and I go I never did that
He goes, oh, I didn't say that I just said that I double booked you and I was going to give you a different date
But then when I called my agent back after I talked to rich rich, he goes. No, he said that
So I'm even more angry because he lied to my face. But what is it?
So a very impassioned
Semi-angry tiger belly fan wrote rich miller
And said what and said he was a friend of yours and what the fuck is his problem banning you from this club?
Hashtag tiger belly and rich miller wrote back because I saw the
You know the thread and rich miller was like and who are you to bobby and he was like a very close friend
aka podcast listener
So you're not looking very good to rich miller. You're never going to play there again
Okay, I want to say something
To all tiger belly fans to be listening. Don't do that
Don't do it. We're you know, we're family and we're talking about stuff
And you know me but we keep our fucking shit inside the house in house in house, right?
What's your name ken? We're to keep it in the house, right ken?
That's where it should be, right? Where are you from ken?
Excuse me. Whittier. Is that in a different country?
Is that in France? It sounds like it's in France. Oh, it's in Whittier here in la
I have I have a cool. You remember I was reading you an email. Yeah from a girlfriend
Who wrote us and said hey, I'm writing you because I think that my boy my boyfriend really wants to go to your live taping
But I think he he fucked up on his email. So I'm writing on his behalf. Is that him? That's them
Yeah, that's your girlfriend and that's your girlfriend. Oh, that's amazing because she had your back
She has your fucking back, bro
You know, oh
He's a cutie too, huh? Yeah, everyone here is cutie, huh? But this bigger guy right here
It's like just get some steps stick in your butthole. I'll just cut crawling
Yeah, yeah, and it's not gay that way. You know what I mean? It's more
Science or that's science home design interior. No, because it literally can't happen. So it's more like metaphorical or like spiritual
Yeah, the science fiction. Yeah, it's more science fiction. Yeah. Yeah, I don't literally want to do that. You know that and that's impossible
Okay, oh, you could still put it out there
You wouldn't give it a go
It's up to you. He says that somebody passed me a coconut water from the back
I saw it in your hand and I started
Is that yours or it was for anybody but I just saw it. So what celebrities are on this thinder? Yeah, that's yeah
What is it? I I didn't look at the list, but there were some legit ones like A-listers too. Really?
Yeah, so I'm thinking you should sign up. I should sign up and then see who they because there's a wait list, right? Who who gets um
Who gets into the club first? Obviously, it's gonna be you because you have credits
But no because the way I got on the instagram is I had to call people
He called his agent and I made it happen. You know, what did you say to your agent?
Because it got to the point where it's like now all my openers are verified. Who the fuck is nick yusef?
You know, I mean nick yusef gets fucking verified
And then sarah tiana which I can understand sarah because she's coming up in the world
But still I've made it. I mean I've done way more than her
And yet everyone's getting verified and then I think it was like the last person was joe koi or something like that
I just went
I can't live with myself anymore
And I called my agent. There's no problem. He didn't in a day, but um
Well, what we man still isn't I don't think he's so well known. I know but we men are the same
You know, I think it's there. They have the thing about size
Like height instagram. Yeah, we're not full of humans. So yeah, so we're half verified or something
Is that is that no, that's that's appropriate. Yeah, is that making fun of midgets?
No, how come we can't say midgets we can no, you can't it's not it's lp
Little people you can't fucking say midgets anymore. Let's stop saying in the podcast
No, I mean you can we can yeah, I can say but I'm just saying like in general
I feel so free
You can't say it to their face. I guess it's like a it's like an equivalent of a racial slur
I don't ever want to fuck a midget. Why not? It's just a novel idea
I was watching porn a couple years ago and there was this little midget girl, right?
and this guy
Just had her head and her leg like this. That's really close and he just
Like just like so aggressive with it, right?
And she actually could have died. I don't know but she was like in the air like that, right?
Was it an orgasm? I don't know what happened, but and I was calling the police
You know when I was watching I got someone dying. Yeah. Yeah. It was so aggressive. You know what I mean?
And it's like every midget point you ever see, you know what I like
Olders we know when the guys are mid what what what what?
Holders for youngers
We'll get to that at the end. We'll get to that right now. Don't want to talk about that
But don't they call midget some spinners. Is that what they call? Yeah, because you can just like spin them on top of it
Spinners. Yeah, but I like it when I had this one
One deep old DVD of a black midget, right? Okay, male or female? Why is that funny? A guy, a guy, okay?
And he's little but his dick is the big size of this fucking table right here. Oh, yeah, yeah
And he's like, you know, it's too old chain. He's like, what's up, man? You know what I mean? He's like
He's not my dick. Fuck my dick, bitch. You know what I mean?
And all the group they just don't want to do it
Because it's so like fourth dimensional like david lynch it. You know what I mean?
And they're like, you know what I mean? What's gonna come out of this? You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Like lollipop juice or something like yeah, nobody wants to do it. Yeah. Oh, man
I bet you he squirts watermelon juice. Is that racist? Is that racist?
No, it's oh, what who said that?
I just I just hypothetically I'm in in this scenario, right?
But he's you know, and I and I I like that but the girls I don't like because it becomes like
I think when guys
Because there was this comic named tony lee davis in the 90s tony lee davis. I'm
I'm gonna get emotional
She didn't die, but I'm getting emotional again
tony lee davis
Was this woman she probably was it was when I met her in the late 90s. She must have been
40
She was one of the funniest stand-ups I had ever worked with
She was a beast
And you would have to could I open I had took her on the road
Well, I had a car
Right, and I had she and she didn't have a ride so I had to like drive to bakers filled into shows with her
And then you would have to put a chair on stage
And help her onto the chair and she would do stand-up. She would destroy
Like more than anyone I've ever seen and she never fucking made it because she
she's a dwarf
She's a woman and she was older
You know and I just felt bad for her because she was so talented, but she had a husband who was like 6 8
Oh my god, I did not like him
Like he would come around and be like nah, man, you know, I mean like it's so because I just in there in my heart
I feel like there's a fetish or something. That's definitely fetishizing. I want to you know, I want to fuck
You know a girl, but this is close enough. This is legal
That's not true
You think that everybody that gets with a little person is is an actual pedophile. Nope. I just think no
Maybe yeah
All right, let's play turn. No, I think that
You know, it's well, why are they attracted to them for their heart their soul their character
I'm bad. Yeah, big ass. That's good. Yeah, big ass is yeah. They do. Yes, you're right
Yeah, but I mean look up tanya lee davis right now
I have I have on my fucking phone
I'm gonna join my fucking phone. Okay
And I look at tanya if you're listening to me right now because she's still alive tanya
I literally think you were the funniest live performer. I bring her back and no, she lives in the biggest
Direct her career. No, but um, she was not the prettiest person to look at. Okay
Jesus very
Yeah
Yeah, there she is and she has dude. She's big because you look watch when you put donya lee davis
She has that whole thing. Where are the you know what I mean?
Oh, she does have yeah, she has a thing right and then
Yeah, yeah, hold on
And she is like a little baby like oh, she's really okay. What?
I mean, this is basically what she looks like. She's cute. She's cute. Yeah, you want to fuck her?
Look at me right now
Be honest, okay
Yeah
Yeah
All right, okay, is that being mean a race in the whole park. Okay
Of racist whole podcast so far
Up until hello erase the whole
Right, I think I'm saying things that are um, no, you're fine. No, I don't think so. I think I'm wrong
No, I think I'm wrong and I'm digging myself a hole
All right, I think all I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real now
I think you should be able to fuck anybody
Okay, and not say anything, you know, like if you have progeria if there was a girl
I just doesn't seem to be with progeria, right to have sex if it happens just let it be
You know
So that's that they ever tell you about the story where I had made love to it. Do you mind if my love stories?
Do I mind?
I've been unfortunately the lucky recipient of all your horror stories. Um
I made love to a burn victim
Oh, what?
Charitable. Well, I thank you
It was it wasn't like it was a kind of a situation where I had no choice actually you always have a choice
No, no, I didn't I tell you why I don't have a choice and if you guys whoever grown just now, right?
You're gonna feel guilty after I tell you why and then you're gonna make oh, yeah, he didn't have a choice. Okay
No, she was half-leave or burned
Like Harvey Dent Harvey Dent Harvey Dent. Yeah, we'll call her Harvey Dent
Yeah, um, I went to the bunny ranch
Oh
Yeah, and I drove all the way out there, right bunny ranch is a whorehouse for anybody who I'm sure everyone fucking knows
It's a brothel. All right, I know I know but guard. I'll fucking shut the fuck up
Of course, I have a choice
But in this situation, I felt not much choice
No, how much did the burn victim cause a lot? I'll tell you why a lot and I'm not a fucking lying. Okay. Okay, I went
And you knock on the door you go into a living room. There's a fucking curtain
They all walked in but when I got into the living room area like the kind of like showroom presentation room
You could hear the madame waking everybody up wake up. You know, man
Somebody's here. You know me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and you heard people know
And you hear those slams, you know, man
And I was sitting there and drove so far and I'm like, oh this might not happen
And then two people came out
a gigant
Him
Yeah, him with tits came out right and then there was I'm not kidding you a supermodel
But she had been in a fire
Oh, man, right. So half her face was the most pretty thing you've ever seen in your life, right?
So I just fucked her like this
No, I did. Yeah, yeah, I closed just the run and I just like like that and it was everything was good
Left side or right side was the good side her whatever that is, you know, man
But um, yeah, but I did that because I drove all the way over there. It was fine. Yeah, it was a fine thing
How do you know she didn't have her eyes closed while fucking you?
You
It's so funny because by you saying that yeah, I close my eyes
This isn't happening there god
Oh my god
I mean, yeah, that's that's what you let well, you're not fucking the asian brad pit either fuckface
All right, you flat face
I know I get so aggressive for no reason
Oh shit
Um, does everybody know who gardo is
We're not gonna talk about that. We're gonna save it for another podcast another special episode. Okay. Yeah
Thank you. We gotta talk about
Yeah, but don't say that I'm unfuckable in front of other people because then I get defensive and then I want to fucking get you back
I
Want to say that from another another day, but it's a special episode you laugh again. I swear to the fucking god
Okay, I love you though
But um, yeah, I did fuck up burn victim and um
I feel so much better now. Good. It's such a shitty day and tell them what happened out there
Oh, somebody said hey, are you joe koi?
And already I was in a shitty shitty fucking mood, you know what I mean and he says
What fuck that person right? Yeah, first of all
He bombed a cigarette from you. Yeah, he did bought much cigarette for me and also on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I'll punch him
He was homeless guys
What
Wait, you're the asian kid that came in light. How do I know you?
Are you not asian? He's been to the comedy store. Yeah, I've seen him before you've been at the comedy store, right?
You want to write for me do it?
All right, let's do it
Did you already write did you already write jokes?
You better do it right now. What?
Well, you do you do stand up?
You're getting into it, but you also want to write for me, too
Yeah, could bring him over here. Can you use your mic? Yeah, come over round of applause for
Bad mic by the way, what?
Just have him stand and then yeah, just say it right there. Yeah, just stand right there and just give me the fucking mic
That's just awkward though. I don't give a fuck just them right here. Sorry there. Sorry there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it a bad mic?
So give me just use all right
What's your name again?
Jason hi Jason. Hi. He's talking there. Yeah, bend over bro. Get on your knees. Yeah, get on your knees, dude
Jason get on your knees right now. I need to push
So I because I I remember seeing you you came up to me
Yeah, and we talked right a little bit was it not not he's so cute
Was that not nice to you? You're his type
Was that would let me out
Was that not nice to you? Uh, you're you know, you're cool. You're talking to somebody else though. That's you know
Oh my god, I feel so bad right now
I apologize. Okay. Can I just say something to you? Okay. I just look at me right now. Okay
I like you
I like you
Yeah
And number two, um
You know, since I go there a lot and you're just just I've so many weird and crazy things have happened there with like audience members and stuff
And the line is blurred sometimes and people cross the line. So you just kind of tree people
One way they're not like a fucking asshole, but a little bit with a little wall, you know, because you can't let everyone in
Okay, but now that I know that you're here. Look at me right now, man. Look at me
Are you crying?
I know what you're saying. Yeah
I've been there like less than five times, but crazy. It's crazy people. Yeah, it's crazy. It's a crazy place
So you haven't been up on stage yet?
Uh, not yet. Why I want to go on uh kill tony and
Oh, you want to kill tony?
George's open mic. He hosts um one in tribal cafe. You should go to that. Gilbert goes to it. Gardo goes to it
Yeah, well you do stand up there
Do you stand up there you've done it is he getting better?
Uh, oh no, no, no, no
So um, yeah, you should do it and how old are you?
I'm 20. Oh, he's young. How do you get in the company store? I have a fake ID
That will delete that. Oh you sneak in just to see you. Oh, that's really nice
Yeah, that's really really nice. That makes me feel good. Um, so um, but you're a good joke writer
Uh, I think you you haven't hit your peak yet and I really want to help you get there
He just said you have to bobby Lee you haven't really hit your peak yet and I want to get you there
No, you can
All right, I heard a friend. All right
All right, this is what we're gonna do my friend. All right, this is what we're gonna do
If you ever talk to me like that
I'm kidding. Um, so we're after this. I will get your number and we'll get together and we'll try to beat out some stuff
Okay, get the fuck out of here
What a niceie I knew I've seen him before what you have questions
All right, we're gonna how far along how much time have we done?
Okay, we might as well start getting interactive and start asking people questions. Yeah, we've been doing that
I know but like really like the needy-greedy. I also want to say this before even getting in that is this is that um
I really have a video game addiction
You don't say no, I'm not it's not in a joking way though
not in a joking way
You know, I'm scared for my life kind of
I I obsess about it. What time did you go to bed today?
Seven in the morning, you know, and then I had I showed up
At Sony late because I had to do that ADR and I came in just all like wrecked, you know
And um, I'm addicted and I can't stop
Is there meetings I can go to or rehab or something? Yeah, I think it's similar to the ones that gamblers go to
But see for me with my alcoholism and my drug addiction, you know, you have to see
You have to hit a bottom
And the bottom has to be for me
That I'm gonna die
Yeah, because the reason why I stopped doing drugs and I asked for help
Was because I couldn't stop and at the only
Only destination I saw this behavior was gonna lead to was death
I literally felt that and I don't want to die
So then it may it motivates you to go, you know, I'll do everything I can
To not drink and do drugs if I have to go to meetings shake hands set up to coffee like I did a bunch of shit
Right with video games a little different because I'm still working. Yeah, I don't see death at the end of it
I um, I really love it
I really do. I just love playing and it takes me out of like
Thinking about other things like trump or whatever that comes through my head. You know what I mean?
But it's really um, it's really getting crazy though
I just want to throw that out there to the universe that I might have an addiction, you know
But am I gonna stop?
No, no, no, let's go to fucking up questions. Should I just pick it out? Yeah, so we're gonna. Um, so just do all of them
Yeah, I know let's do all of them. But then why what if you could do let me pick first
If you're gonna do all of them, you don't have to pick just pick whatever. Okay. I want to pick first
We can do they ask the thing I want them to say it
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but do they have their names on here?
Who did that? Okay, what am I? No, no, george. You did this
No, they wrote their own questions. I know but did you tell them give them instructions put your name?
Please okay. Well, this isn't a question. Can you guys say hi to my coworker donovan sucks dick donovan
Suck dicks donovan. That's you
Oh, that's you. They came from san diego, right? All right. Where do you work in san diego?
On the place
I love that place. They have great stuff there
I love it. It's a law firm. Oh, yeah
And say happy birthday to boss edison. All right, so um
Sucks dick donovan a donovan
Suck dicks suck dicks donovan
I gotta say it better suck dicks donovan
And happy birthday to my boss edison
Sarah needs to raise bitch
I just added bitch
Don't add bitch
You should not add bitch. I'll say it again then
Can you try to I improvise sorry urban bobby? No, I'll just do it. No, I'll just do regular bobby
I'll just do it as a white guy sucks dicks donovan
And happy birthday to my boss edison. Sarah needs a raise. There we go. Okay good next one
I was also thinking before we continue this week is la pod fest where they pick and choose like podcasts to
You know do basically what we're doing what we didn't get chosen
But the timing is good because we decided to do this anyways. Why didn't we get chosen? I don't know
They don't like us
Do you have do we have to like apply? Who did it? Who who got chosen?
Um, the dollop like other like big are they bigger? They got bigger. They're bigger. Some are bigger. Some are not
But maybe better
I don't think we're at all
Yeah, anyways, can I say something about that number one? I don't do this to do that
Yeah, you know, I mean we're just doing it to do it
Makes perfect sense. No, because I know that it it helps
Yeah, my brand it we have a great time doing it
We love the people and we just do it if it grows into something bigger
But I still believe because I just know
Me and I know
You know us and we're different
No, you know good way. It's not that's something to laugh about
Okay, go ahead. No, I like I have friends that are like white dudes that have like three white dudes talking about football
podcast
Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a fuck right. You I know you do who does
I know I'm sorry
That's a pink dick right there
Oh, we have to have a pink dick competition between you two
Oh my god, pull it out. Pull it out. No, stand over here. Yeah. What's your name, buddy?
George stand next to him. Dusty. Oh my god
Dusty you are pretty you are you might have a pinker dick. Yeah. Yeah
George come over here. George. Look in the camera. Yeah, everyone take pictures of this. I need to have this
Who is the pinker dick? Who has the pinker dick? Just based on skin. Dustin clap for Dustin if he's the pinker dick
I think so George if he has a pink dick
I think it's George. George has the pinker dick. I think you still are the pinkest dick on earth, George
Thank you so much for participating. You guys want to move on to the next one
Do you know what? I'm not gonna say something to these two guys. You guys don't like the sun
I know but don't is it one of those things where you if you just keep going out there? No
Yeah, I'd rather get cancer than look like
I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding. Cancer's no joke. Cancer's no joke. Okay
Oh, that's for you. What is your favorite club to perform in? Oh, that's a nice one. Um
I think my favorite club to perform in perform in is parlor live
Where's that? It's in seattle
Number one because of the fact that it's not that big of a room. It's 200 seats number two
To seattle, but it also it's like there's a diner attached to it where you save the lady's life
Oh 13 coins. Yeah, right? So that's open 24 seven and there's a dim five phone. What's that that color?
Didn't tie 12. Yeah, right like literally right next to it
So it's like I don't like leaving my hotel room
And it's like there's two restaurants that I'll just eat at that's great and it's also um the money is
Generally the same every time. So there's no like sadness
Because sometimes I'll do a club where last year
I made a lot of money and then there's no one there
And then I just get really deeply depressed. Yeah, because of the consistency. There's no consistency. I can't say the word
Why is that consistency consistency?
Okay, that's it. Who's who's worth that?
Hey, buddy. Thank you. Thank you, Phil
Um any weird sex scenarios lately also
Bobby, are you still visiting olders for youngers?
Okay, any weird
I want to address older for youngers
I thank you. I support you too, sir
Any oldest for youngers is a porn website that he um frequents
There's a couple of other ones now too
That's just yeah, yeah club 17 is the other one. No, that's not one that is one
I'll tell you why because club 17, right is the the the hub of it
But club 17 has all these other ones if you look at the branches. Yeah, and so if you want to
Yeah, you know guys fucking dolphins. You have to sign up to with the club 17
You know what I mean? So it's under that umbrella. I don't do dolphin fucking like reality king
Yeah, but I'm just saying that all these little fetish ones right are under the umbrella of club 17
So what you read was not necessarily true. I see. Okay. For anyway, um
That thing
I don't know why but I you know, it's what it is is that here's the thing
I don't want to watch a porn and this is gonna sound so fucking weird
And I might have I really might have to go to therapy after what I'm about to say
And I'm not editing myself. I'm just gonna say it is is that I don't want like when I see asa
In porn I don't like it not because I know her. I mean that's weird that I know her but it's also she seems like she's enjoying it
She does enjoy it. I don't like the one they enjoy it. Oh
You want them in
I want them to question their decision
I want them in their eyes think about their mom like what am I doing the right thing?
I want them to like question their morality and their values and go deep
And every time younger for older does that older for younger? Yeah, they just don't want to be there. Is that why you?
Do
Is that why you love watching like the interview process you see those casting room
Porn's that's like there's no interview. I can't do it
Right and there has to be a moment where you can tell like one
And I feel so bad. I'm so sorry. I'll go to therapy. I'll change I'll change
But there was this one where this girl you could tell that she's like, I don't know if this is the right thing
And while she's blowing this guy. Yeah, she's crying
And I just not every time
Yeah, so
But I know that's it's a problem. It's a problem. It's a real big problem
But um, yeah, I I think that's what it is is the is that and other than that it's not
It's not a pedophily kind of thing because there's like really old men
And with women that I know that are over the age of 18. So there you go
Okay, Bobby, will you ever
You know what I'm going to talk about this girl right here. No, no, I'm not gonna keep right spare her. All right. Okay. All right
But she's giving me fucking like negative. She should she's giving you side-eye. All right, go ahead. Okay
Bobby, will you ever film a comedy one hour special? Well, he's gonna help me do it
Yeah
Go ahead
Let me say something right now, okay
Every other month
I know that I can do a special anywhere. Okay, because people have asked me
I could probably do one on netflix comedy central whatever. Okay. I just don't want to do it
because of number one
I always had this fear that I want to
Be considered also an actor from fucking some weird way reason and I know that
A lot of casting directors don't bring in
stand-up comics to auditions because they think that they can't act
And I always had that fear
So it's like I just
Want to be known as more of a comedy kind of an actor rather than just strictly a stand-up
So I think that that has a lot to do with you know, I mean my
Fear of it or whatever, but I when I did
Oddball and I was I went up and then Eliza and Ali Wong went up after me
Right and in the stand-up world now they're ahead of me
And when that happened, I think that they're wonderful. I love them. I think they're hilarious
But I feel like I'm at their caliber and I
feel like the reason why
I'm not asked to do more things like that is because I don't have a special
So now I feel like I did that
Just so that I could have an awakening
Right, so I am going to do one and it's gonna be the best one that that I can do. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna try to kill it. All right
What is your go-to karaoke song I don't do that
No, no, I don't want to oh mine
Um, I
Who asked that?
Okay, why
Are you Filipino? I am you are Filipino. That's your thing. Right. It is our thing. It's our olympic sport
Did you guys invent it next to billiards?
No, who invented karaoke?
Filipinos did sir. Why do you keep arguing with me about this shit?
Have we googled it before? Yes. No, no, I don't think we I don't think we I don't think we
You know what it means and we learned it from the nurse. It means empty orchestra
Uh, who invented
Karaoke, what hold on if I'm right. What what do I get to do nothing?
Nothing
Okay, oh, you're wrong
I'll read it right now. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead
That's a cool in now. This is no way in a way. All right
There are various disputes about first who first invented the name karaoke. One claim is that the karaoke-styled machine was invented by Japanese musician
That's okay. And now in Kobe, Japan in 1971 keep going. That's just dispute, but no continue the fucking sentence. That's all I need to see
Once you see this fucking japanese dude right here and smiley smiley like that. He looks Filipino. Yeah, I know but he
He this is a guy that invented some shit. All right, and this is all I need to know. So, um
I win and I want you to admit that I was dispute. There's really there's like people claim. No, I will not I will not admit to this
Filipino George. What do you have George?
Uh, the world's first karaoke machine was uh juked and built by a Japanese inventor, but the Filipino inventor Robert Roberto del Rosario
called the machine's patent
Yes, yes, yes
He didn't build it
He didn't build it
But it's his idea
It's his idea because if you create a patent that means you hold you own that idea and someone else engineered it
If you go to wikipedia, right? Fuck you
Right, it's it's it's half of it's written Japanese. So I don't understand what you can't let the Philippines have one thing
We have to have more than just a fucking yo-yo. You have the other one. What's the other one the dancing?
Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. He's only half. He's half cuban. He's so talented
That midget is so talented
Bruno Mars, you're listening
All right, um, I don't do karaoke because the number one I can't sing and I don't find pleasure in it
I've never found pleasure in it. I remember her when I first met Kalayla
Um, she had her birthday at a karaoke place and I literally almost didn't go
You were there, right? You didn't like me back then, did you? I don't think you liked me in the beginning. I don't think you did
I know
Okay
All right, I've always liked you
I'm just saying I've always liked you
All right, I've always smiled at you and I've always had an open heart with you. Okay, but this fucking bitch right here
Go ahead give me the
My go-to karaoke song is oh god. I love Metallica's exit light
It's a fun song
Oh enter sandman. Yeah enter sandman. Yeah, I fucking I should have known it you Gilbert. What's yours the platters only you
Oh, see I knew it. I knew it. Well, you you go to karaoke a lot. Do you go to brass monkey and stuff brass monkey is fun
Yeah, brass monkey's fun. Your picture's up there right when you walk in. I know
Oh, so you used to go there
Because you look young you look really young in that picture. Yeah, I've been around man
What is that? What's the shoulder?
What okay, but that was that was the so funny that you say that that's what the
One time I've ever been to one something like that. Yeah
Was I happy in the fucking phone? You smile it. Okay. Well, then there you go. Go ahead. Best Korean barbecue spot
I would I would have to say parks parks is still and I know that I know these guys. Um
Because we shot a podcast yesterday
But can you can I tell them what happened yesterday? Yeah, we can repeat the story repeat the story. Can I tell you?
Yeah, so you guys all did the guy that put my photo up. Is he here? No, he's not you guys know what happened, right?
Right, so they I went to parks with Eric riff and sundae and they fucking took it down
Yeah, I almost left the fucking restaurant. Okay, so I'm eating there with Eric and I'm you know bad mode
Right. I'm just like, you know, I mean cooking the thing, you know, I mean, he's like, what's wrong?
I go like this fucking motherfucker, you know, I mean
And then this old Korean lady came up to me. She was the owner
She goes hi. I go hi. She goes your photo. Uh, that was in there. I go. Yeah, I took it down
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry that you know, she's no, I like you, you know, I mean, but uh, the photo has to be with me
She has to be in the photo. So she took the photo with me and now they're putting me up. You're out, baby
She's out. She's out
Go ahead. Well, I love will you ever join Bob's destiny clan? Fuck no
Does anybody play destiny in here you play now on xbox
What character what can I just bought him an xbox you ruined your own life. Did you start a hunter really?
I can't fucking wait my brother. I can't wait
I'm so proud of you
Go ahead
What is your favorite food and colon and animal and cookie? We'll start with food. What's a colon? Who asked that?
colon colon
Don't we all have one or two again? I really like dr. Phil's of colon
It was color color
Let me see if this even says colon
Let me see food color, bitch
Look at the R doesn't even go all the way down to the thing. It's like that's a definitely R. I'm sorry. Oh my god
What's your favorite food? Um
Kimchi jjigae, no, it's not my favorite food. I love it. It could be oh
I think that um
A really traditional deep dish pizza. Oh, chicago from chicago. Yeah. Wow. Yes. Okay
color
I would have to say
Hot pink I'm not lying. I've never seen you wear it. I know I don't wear it, but I like it
Yeah, that's why a lot of our colors are yeah in destiny too. There's a
Shader that's a hot pink
And I still don't know how you get it and like whenever I see them in the world
I follow them around, you know, I mean because I want that so bad and then
animal
I really like, um
I know, you know what I like what coyotes
Why'd you say for the we went hiking for the first time two weeks ago
And he saw three coyotes
I've never seen a coyote. You know, I always thought a coyote looked like a gigantic rat
No, I did I don't know, you know when they say, you know, you're cut because when I grew up like
If you had a cat because I used to live in San Diego in this place called green valley in poway
There was a community called green valley. It was like a mountain, right? And we had a lot of coyote. I never saw one but
Cats like disappeared all the time because coyotes ate them and um, they showed that you you know
People would like name their cat chewy or you know, I mean delicious and stuff like that, right because it's a fucking and um
And so in my head, I always envisioned I never googled it because I don't give a fuck
Oh, I also googled didn't happen when it and um, but then when we saw one over there the other day
I like them a lot. Very cute. They're so cute
They did three of them came up and they were like, what's up? I was like, hey
They're not that bad
okay, coyote, okay coyote
and cookie
Oh, that's a that's a tough one. No, it's not for me
It really isn't I really like those little cookies. I guess the world's best. Yeah
Those are Jenna's favorite too. Are they the best?
They're the fucking best and you know what I like about them?
Because on the package it says if you open it up, you have to let it sit for 30 minutes so we can breathe, right?
What? It's like a fucking wine
You know
There's a little fucking message. I never read it. What does it say?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck that message. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck the fortune personalized. What about you guys?
Oh god favorite color favorite food
Oh, that's a tough one. Probably rice. I can't live my life without it. I have what's wrong with that?
What's the wrong? What's wrong with rice? If I think about what I can't live without I can't live without rice. I will die
A very miserable death. I know but like rice is just like if you're stranded like in in like let's say aliens came down
Yeah, and they put you in like a little prison. They got the only kind of food that you can have is rice
Yeah, you choose one thing at least with my deep dish. There's other kind of vegetables and stuff in there
I just stayed myself. It's because I eat everything. I never I I you can't
You'll never see me turn down any type of food. I don't care if it's tripe or
Fucking, you know bloody. I just eat everything. So it's hard to choose. I like everything
Um, so yeah, that's why I like her too. I love her because
You know when you go white with white chicks, they just you can't take not all you can't paint them all with one brush
That's most of them. Well, we have one in the back. Yeah. Yeah, we're
There's a white person. Is she Latina or what? Oh, she's white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't
Can we take you? I also want to ask you guys something
Is there things things that are knowing you about the podcast that we can improve upon? Oh god, that's a
Can you not that's a very uh, no, I want to know Jorge raises. I want to be better. Yeah, go ahead. Jorge
I'm Jorge
What's your name? What's your name? Joe. Why'd you call him Jorge?
That's fucking racist dude. I'll be honest. I thought he was Mexican this whole time
Joe go ahead
Go ahead
After unhelpful advice you always get up you throw you throw your headset
He just throws it's his thing. He throws his he fits because it's my time to go play
Like I did it, you know, I mean, it's there's nothing much else to do so they can just close it out
I'll go play video games, but that's a very good question. Thank you. Yeah anything guys
Well, you know what I'm fuck you guys you guys aren't saying anything so I'm going to point to everyone here
You're gonna have to say something
Um
What
Oh, uh, she asked I'm not into the I always skip the MMA minute. Yeah. Yeah, I told you
What are you talking about? Some people don't like it. Of course. Some people aren't gonna like soccer
Um, I I think that there are always going to be certain parts of the podcast that people cannot relate to
Don't want to listen to but that's a beauty belt podcast. There's a forward button. You can skip through it
And I I want to keep this podcast as as organic as possible. We love MMA
I mean, uh, you know, so much of our family time is, you know, watching fights
So it's hard not to talk about it
Because it's a part of our life, you know, now you're friends with cool MMA fighters
Apparently shout out the air coke one guy air coke. That's it. Yeah, Mickey go and Mickey go Mickey goes my friend. Okay. Yeah
So anyway, we're gonna keep doing it
So sorry sorry
Sorry, yeah, we're just gonna keep doing it. We'll even shout out to you. Okay. Yeah, Blanca. God damn it
Anything else complain. Yeah more Stevie. Steve. Where's my brother? Steve? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, he's the funnier. Oh, I know he's he doesn't always agree though
He doesn't always agree to come on cuz you have no idea what it's like to get him on
You have to promise some things
He's got to get a meal
Right
It's gotta be he's just got to be in a certain kind of mood to do it
And then there's all these requirements like me privately what I can't bring up
Like there are things I want to say
There are so fucking funny that he did as a kid, but I can't bring it up because it'll embarrass him
I think it was also
What?
Yeah, I know and we make it special
But um, I think he's also slightly scarred by the fact that so much of his life was exposed on the previous podcast
Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, I mean, yeah, he's a
A mysterious little one. Yes. Love him. He really is the best
But I would love to I mean I would love to have him on every five if we could have him every week
We would we would but it's like almost impossible. Yeah, you know, yeah, go ahead
We need more dream weaver talk. What's dream? What is that?
Oh the tip over
You guys never
Yeah, the one where George George ate her butt, right?
But you're in love, right? I wake up with like
But see I wake up in love. I wake up thinking that I should
Like I have dreamy eyes for this person
So I sit there in the bed and I just search them
I stalk them on facebook see what they're doing because I just dreamed about them
Oh, yeah
You're the one with the fancy dreams
Yeah, I know
All right, this fucking guy
He brought he brought pizza though. He brought pizza. Forgive him. He brought pizza. You did. Thank you. I'm so hungry
I got you too. Thank you pass anything else guys. Yeah, go ahead guy that open in the what's your name, sir?
Yeah
It's never me
Yeah, I'm not oh I eat sometimes I do and I'm trying not to do it late as of late, but yes, I'll stop that
I know I know
He's eating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my brother when he was doing the red vines people were crazy. Yeah
Yeah, he was going. Yeah. Yeah, I also have just a dry mouth. Maybe you know
Anything else over here?
We run it through a program that's supposed to even out all of it's what we were told by
The professionals are our network basically is that run it through this program and everything should equalize the sounds
So that's all we've been told to do and in the beginning when we first started this podcast
It was a whole lot of Gilbert and I going on youtube to listen to this guy
Mike Russell for a tutorial on how to record a podcast like that's how ignorant we really were about it
So, um, we asked
You know the guy from all things comedy like how do we fix it?
So, I mean that's yeah, we'll get better. I
Oh when you yell you go like yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I like oh when he whispers too, I think
Yeah, you're not the only one who said that I think that my sister was
I have to whisper sometimes
That's the effect, but it's not a fact. No, I just I because I feel like I can't say it if it's not a secret
But it doesn't matter
When I talk like that, you know, it's like I'm not really saying it or something
So I'll think about that
He'll stop whispering let's stop whispering and but I also want to um
Two things number one. I don't want everyone ever want to do this here again
Not okay, so we have to figure out a fucking way better place to do it here
Why I'm passing is that where you live? I'm not driving to Pasadena, man. Yeah
Oh, we thought about the belly. Yeah, that's the best one. It really is
But there's a problem with all this what my anxiety. I'm not you're did great. Didn't she do great today guys?
If we do it every other month or something, I don't know but we next time we're doing in the bell room
Yeah, I think and we can get a guest. It'll be easier. I'm not ever doing it here again
I like this though. This is nice. It's nice, but you know, I'm not doing it here again. It's depressing
Yeah, and people are fucking auditioning. This is from some fucking southwest airlines fucking infomercial or something
It's so sad and they're like their dreams are just like I gotta get this thing, you know, man
And we're here to do this and I'll fuck it. I'm not doing it
Yeah, go anything else
Yeah, go ahead
Yeah, art time. What is art time?
What
Oh and talking like my talking videos we draw but we can draw for the thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea
Thank you, Dorothy. That's really nice. Thank you. Um, yes
Uh, what's your favorite all time go to porn? What is your all favorite all time go to porn?
Hey, that's your joke writer over there
Well, the thing is is this is that um, your tastes evolve over the time, you know
And I honestly like when I was a young guy, I just wanted to go out with white chicks
I thought that that was winning, you know, but then you realize it's losing. Yeah, man. And so
I mean, it's winning it's winning too, but like, um, you know, I
With Kalilah, there's just a level of being comfortable that I've never felt before
And I think that that is an extremely important thing, you know, you feel like
Like tomorrow we're doing that out thing and we're gonna do an event and I don't feel
Panicky about bringing her she just can hold her own
I trust her a lot though. She sweats a lot, but I feel like I'm there with, you know, I mean a teammate, you know, so it's like
So your your tastes evolve. So that question that you asked me, you know, I mean, it's a I hate it
I already talked about fucking old J. Oh, there's another one's old J. What's old J?
Oh, no, it's old J. Oh, I'll DJ E
No, it's not Jewish. It's
Maybe
Yeah, but that's like older for youngers, but it's a little better
Okay, we'll take your word. Okay. Thank you
Anything else, but I also want to appreciate you guys coming out really do and um, let's do it again and um
Um, I'll do it again, you know, man
What are you doing now see this is when I get up now
Oh
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