TigerBelly - Bonus Belly: Jenna Jimenez is a Hydrogen Atom
Episode Date: March 24, 2018Jenna is finally here. Khaloko sings salt ducts. Bobo is not Gedde. We talk on-set nightmares, Chicago roots, 15 second crushes, and delusion as a strategy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19....com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I am your
Someone stole the ship today
Why am I doing this and not you again? I want you to try to do it
Oh, what if I die or something like I die from a new super aides?
I go to Africa and I get a new disease and I die, okay?
I'm sick you have to learn to take over
Also, can I just say this too is when you say five four three two one you're supposed to do some sort of
This song make it make it weird, you know, okay, let's take it back. I gotta think of a song first
Walk through your fear and just try okay. Go five four three two one little penny sits on a big coconut tree
She sits there and ponders her life
And she's
It's there and steers the ship and
Hi guys, I'm your captain. Yeah over here to my left. I have
Gabriel what's up Gabriel gave me on the house to my right the love of my life bobo bobo bobo
We have Jorge and pink or a pink. We have a Bryce Halleck in blue
Yeah, he wants to fuck you I think
We have
We have good old fuck eyes Bryce Halleck in blue. Yeah. Yeah fuck guys isn't back and we have a very very special guest today
Yeah
Very special because I feel like she's been in our family longer than any of you guys have been
She's actually known Bobby the longest. I didn't know that everybody welcome one of my best friends Jenna Jimenez
Rate me rate me rate me. That was a fucking. That was good. Good, babe. That was really good
You know, I liked it a lot. So if I was dying
I was listening to that on my deathbed. I'd be like there you go, sweetie
I feel like I'm not good with the the songs though. I wanted I want to redo
Let's do it do it one more time. Let's go five four three two one go. I'm just gonna do a nipsk commercial
Okay, you want me to like beatbox for you? I cannot do that. You can't talk. You can't talk yet
Yeah, wait, I'm supposed to say that excuse me. Jenna. You're not supposed to talk until I say you can talk
Yeah, I didn't know the rules. Listen to your bitch. Yeah, I
Don't want to hear your voice until I'm done introducing you. Okay that I do that, right? Yeah, okay. Yeah
You're like turned on right now. I kind of have hard right now, man. It's like when I when I hear me I
Get fucking turned on half chubb. He always he doesn't allow people to talk. You gotta tell them the rule. Yeah
Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Okay is is that it's weird when people don't know who the guest is and if they start talking
Beforehand, yeah, you gotta have the proper introduction. That's why I do it that way. All right
I think the song that you did in the beginning was really cute. Yeah, and I liked it a lot
You can go a little weirder. Maybe some more like so. Let's try something different
five four don't do words five four three two one go the crocodile is a
form of a reptile
The difference between him and an alligator is that he doesn't have salt ducks
Yeah
Ducks that's my if I ever have another podcast. That's a salt dog. No, he has salt ducks the alligator doesn't I fucked it up
It's okay, babe. Just move on just shut up George
I'm a Jenna. When did I meet you? You met me before I even moved to LA. Wait, what?
Yeah, I was visiting LA and I was visiting Esther
And I used to drive her to her shows that's why I was in town and you were like if you don't know Esther Pavinsky
Oh, that's good. What is it?
Povitsky Povitsky Povitsky. Yeah, and you you were like the grandfather
You were like the grandfather figure
You look like you're gonna kill me all the words you chose you said grandfather. What the fuck do you mean?
Grandfather like before I knew you knew you you seemed like really wise and calm. Yeah, but I'm not right
And that's and so I was like, oh, he's like a grandfather Esther
He's just so wise and calm and because you would like to give me advice on things. Yeah
Yeah, and then and I remember so that was before I moved here
and then I saw you another time when I was visiting and I
I honked my horn at you. You were driving the opposite way. Mm-hmm, and I just like yelled out my window. Hey, and I don't think you noticed
It was me and you were like
Which is yeah, that was me very safe very safe. Yeah, and then
But then you got to know me and then you're like not so much grandpa. Yeah, I was kind of a grumpy a grumpy character
Yeah, like a grumpy dirty. Yeah
Some sort of figure that I haven't figured out nasty. Yeah. Yeah, and then it's you know what I like about this though is is that
If I hadn't met Kalilah, you would have never met Kalilah
We wouldn't just be we wouldn't be here
I love when you just to kind of you meet certain people which connects old people to new people and then you create this new thing
And it comes circle. Yeah, it comes full circle because that's how I met Gilbert. I met Gilbert through Jenna
Right, I would have never known Gilbert if I have never met Kalilah and then you I I love that that's so true
It's like a fucking spider web and we're just all dead in it
You would have never met George without me, right or Jenna without me, right, right?
And even Gilbert if I hadn't been connected to Gilbert through my roommate Samantha, I would have never met Gilbert
Whoa, how do you see you know Samantha before you knew Jenna Chicago? Yeah, and then Samantha was ex roommates with Melissa, right?
No, Esther was Esther. Okay. Got it. Got it. Yes, and you're they're all friends. Oh, this is your oh, oh, Melissa via senior. Yeah
Wow, so
That's what I like about life. Yeah, you know you meet and then friends intermingle and creates other things
But the first time I met Jenna, I knew that we were gonna be friends immediately because because the hippie the hippie thing
I had driven Esther to crystal. She was at your one of your shows
She was in the green room, but she was wearing just a
Oversized t-shirt no pants underneath. Yeah. Yeah, she had a wedgie stuck in her butt
And she didn't bother to be discreet about picking it. She just ripped her asshole right out of there
Yeah, I can't handle wedgies cuz like, you know my OCD to yeah
I'll just think about it and she was like walking all like wide-legged. She just didn't give a fuck
She was in many ways and I'm gonna say this as a compliment is is that and the reason why my brother Steve had a crush on you
You know that he would lay in bed and jerk off to you. I mean, that's a compliment. That's a very big compliment
I honestly it was more than that like he was in love. He was in love with you
But there's a lot of guys that asked about you to within Gardo at one point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Gardo
Gardo bought her a dresser, right
Yeah, but but here's my theory is that the reason why my brother did is because you have certain traits like my mother
The way you dress your size your mom's your energy. Yeah, your energy
You know, it's just like you just kind of loud and you don't my mom used to we go to the mall
She got puppy. I need the rest. She would lay in the middle of the fucking mall
I have a picture of me laying in the mall. Yeah, that's Jenna. Yeah, she's they have no like
Social life filter life filter, right? My mom didn't teach me them. Yeah, my mom didn't number taught either
I used to get in trouble like an in-school suspension for sitting on the floor instead of sitting in class on the chair
Because my mom didn't ever tell me like oh, that's that's that's distracting or that's rude
And so people thought I was trying to be rude and disrespectful and yeah, like the floor is more comfortable. I'm still listening
I'm still learning. I'm doing well. Just and then I mean she dry-shaves at coffee shops
What's that? She does she takes a razor. Yeah with no shaving cream. No soap or water and she just dry-shaves her armpits
I was about to say no, I didn't do that, but you're right. I did when I first met you
That's what you did remember. I was like what the fuck and I was like my friends. Yeah
I made Gilbert hang out with me about the first seven times because I was like I love this dude and he
Was he had this kind of energy? Just like he didn't want to be near me and I would just force him to meet me
I literally had a crush on you for like 15 seconds and you opened your mouth and started doing shit embarrassing
I feel like Bobby did too for 15 seconds. Yeah, I had a crush on you for 15 seconds
Then after that's like yeah, we'll be friends guys. I should come out with an album. That's just called 15 seconds
Yeah, I do think that that's how my life is though typically there are men who I don't know what they see in me
They're attracted to me. They're drawn to me. They like hunt me. Yeah, and as soon as I turn around like yeah
Yeah, come get me. Yeah, something about it in in relationships. They're like we're done. No, I know exactly what what why that is
It's a phenomenon that dudes lose interest in her
But she does this intentional self-friend zone she friends owns herself even when she's attracted to a guy all of a sudden
She finds herself like burping in his face the first 10 seconds. She meets him or she doesn't she wants to be like her most
Authentic self in her head. She's like I want them to know me
It's false when I'm like hold that but you got a lead with a little sexual. I'm not saying you're wrong
Yeah, I'm just saying that the reason I do it is because to me it feels like I'm being false
It feels like I'm like, oh, well, I I do burp and yeah, but you don't want to show like I have a lot of things
a lot of things that I could be authentically myself like just air out my left fucking athlete's foot
You may at a restaurant, you know, I mean, I feel like you do though
I know but my point is but I would never do that until I'm fully invested in a relationship
Yeah, I trapped her first and then I aired out my left foot
Right, you can't just do that up front as your opener sequel to the Daniel Day Lewis movie my left foot
I love airing out airing out my left foot the horror for the horror film
Yeah, Bobby's favorite movie. I love that movie. He's so good in that movie. Do you want an Oscar for that?
I think I think I feel like you want an Oscar for everything everything that he's ever done one of the best actors of all time
I understand what you're saying, but you yeah, you're you're you're putting your hands on the fucking deck before the even game started
Yeah, I think maybe you guys are right. No, we are right. We're telling you right now
There's no maybe there's no maybe tell me and I could not admit it because I don't think you're right
And so I'm here saying that I I actually you know, I agree. I don't know if it's how I'm gonna manage
it's
Chakras totally
So that when I do hear her fart, which I do
Farts or I discover
One of her shits in the toilet rarely. Yeah, but I have I took a photo of it by the by
By the by by the by I took a photo of one of her shits post it and it is unnatural
Because of the color I'm gonna show you
I'll show you right now. I'll show you the color of it and it's very movie unnatural
Please show my shit to everybody right here. This is
Yeah, I'm gonna show it to everybody. Please don't show me. Yeah. Yeah
Look at it. There is no fucking I see color in there. Okay. I think that it's just first off your fibers were bonding well this time
And it you can even see a little bit of like your mucous sack at the end
No, that's just my ulcerative colitis. Jenna. Don't say
Look at it. I
Lighting it's very tan. It's a very light-skinned Filipino. Right. It's clearly the lighting because the water in the toilet looks
Yeah, thank you. It's like a cold brew that didn't brew a lot
Like a watered-down cold water down
Tannins have faded. Yeah, yeah, so so that's Kala's shit
Now if I would have discovered that shit day one or day for week one not dating
Yeah, the shit's not dark enough for me. Yeah
Right, I would have justified it so you can't show all your hands so stop doing barb burping in people's faces
Even when I don't do that like my first relationship that I was in
Again, he was so fucking into me. He hunted me and I was like, oh, no one's ever like me before I guess I'll start dating
I was 19 my first boyfriend and
And then all of a sudden I think he's just realized that he liked the chase more
And then dudes are always like, you know, we're good because you have this like overly neutral very reasonable
Approach or like in conversation that I think that you forget how to purr
Yeah, I'm just like, yeah, you just start very like, okay. Let's get to the point. What are you about?
Like it's very. Oh, yeah, overly
It's too reasonable to the point where a dick would go flaccid is that what cuz that I'm so reasonable
I'm like, yeah, you just got to give him a little bit of a like a little bit of a
I'm dead serious. I don't know how to do that
I mean, you usually show your breasts within the first two minutes and that kind of but that's just to everybody. Yeah, I've never seen your breasts
Oh, I don't I don't do it. I don't do it. So you never seen your breath never seen your breath
I don't do it in a sexual way. Yeah, I know doing it in a funny way
I will say you are exactly like Bobby in that way where you guys are both
Exhibitionist that's you that's another thing is is that when I the reason why you don't I feel like at times
You don't think that I like you
Would that be a correct or that I might that you're annoying me. Oh, yeah, I always think I'm annoying
Yeah, you like annoying people, right?
But the reason why you annoy me is because you're so much like me in that way, but you're a girl
So it's weird. Yeah, so he likes to poo in public. You like to pee in public. Yeah
Yeah, and I just want people to look at like my tits or my asshole, but not in a sexual way
Yeah, yeah, that's I want people to be annoyed by me. I like exactly Bobby. That's exactly like me
Yeah, I want people to watch me like doing things
But then when they watch me doing certain things that I didn't ask them to watch I'm like what the fuck are you looking at?
Yeah, yeah rational. Yeah, and here's another thing that we have similar is is that we don't like our own genitalia
Oh, yeah, you hate your vagina here. I just her vagina is so normal. It's
Irritatingly normal. My vagina is the only thing that's irrational about me. Why? What does it look like?
Yeah, but it looks like this
Yeah, no, it doesn't it doesn't
But why does it? I've never seen what I've never seen one lip. Yeah, it's like it and listen
I don't the reason I don't like
that I don't like it
Cuz I feel like I don't want to spread other women not liking their genitalia
Yeah, do you know there are dudes that specifically like butterfly wings?
There is that what it is. It sticks out the little lips my labia. Yeah, my labia are like maybe a menorah
They come out Majora, right? Not even that much. I'm telling you guys. She's so exaggerating
I've seen you look like that though like three years ago. It started shifting. It's cuz you're maybe you're getting pummeled down
I have a theory on that
You're getting too much pummeling down there. I mean, I wish yeah, there's some pummeling
What do you have? Can you get the vagina rejuvenations? Oh, I would get it
I've looked at it. I mean the only thing I'm worried about it is that it might I would never want anything to affect my clit
Mm-hmm. I would be because for me I come like so easily
And it's healthy and which is probably because my vagina is just like open. Yeah, so there's no digging for it
It's just like there. What are you? What are you thinking?
Like are you pretending that you're thinking right now? Yeah, I'm trying to understand
What do you mean digging for it? No, like the lips like no the clit like no one
In anywhere really, it's kind of just like it's exposed. I mean, it's it's not out
Yeah, but the tip of it the hood
Clitoral hood. Yeah, the clitoral. Wait wait yours. Yours is wearing a headpiece
You know what you're the vaginas you have no headpieces. I'll have I have
Oh, you have a hood. Oh, you have a KKK hood. Oh, you have a KKK. Oh, that's what the pointy
Wait guys, I've been waiting
Like a year to get this water
This is the most this is why I wanted to come on this podcast because every time I come in this room
I see these waters and I want them so badly
This motherfucker's always like, uh, yeah, no, those are uh, those are for our guests. Nice door depressions up something
There we go. Good nasal. Do you miss fat Gilbert?
You know, it's funny because I forget that he was fat and when I look at pictures
From us when we first met
Maybe that's why I don't hang out with you that much anymore. Oh
They're not fat anymore
I mean Gilbert, I mean even the time that I've known you you've changed. Well, you've gotten fancy. What does that mean?
There's just something more like even like before we even started this podcast
I was just like you said you were hungry, right? Yeah, and I'm hungry, too
But that's why as well. Yeah, listen, okay, and then I felt
Like I'm gonna throw this out there. Yeah, even though he might say no, but I said, yeah
But you said yeah, which was a miracle was maybe we can go eat something afterwards, right?
Just to see but like that shouldn't be a question in my heart in my heart
I should be like, oh, he better fucking eat with me. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a privilege to eat with me
It is a no, it's not with you with you. It's like
Maybe no, it is a privilege and I think it's a privilege too, but we have like
Very specific foods that we eat because of our health and you because you're fat
No, I think he's now take he's at another level of or he thinks he's at an I think yeah, you're just fancier man fancy
I still drive lift. I understand that but your hair is fancy. You know me you have a fancy like your cheekbones are fancy
Yeah, you're getting fancier
Yeah, you're using skincare products now that is true, but you introduced me to that I did that's
This is what Bobby using she gave me a thing. What did I use?
Hydric, what is it the which one hyaluronic acid? No, the H. Oh the red. No, no the brand. Oh
Oh Ole Henrikson that one. She's like Renzo. Do I use it only Henrikson?
No, why don't you tell me that I said I did and you were like, okay, I'll use it. Oh
Yeah, you're a Renzo Renzo Renzo Renzo Renzo uses it. Yeah, and guard. Oh men can use
Probably puts it on your face while you're asleep, too
When men start doing stuff like that it
Not only fancy it just it separates me between me and you
You what like when Sebastian men of skolko?
Mm-hmm. He was showing me. He goes look at your nails. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, these are like working class coal miner hands
You know, I ain't no foofy floof
I mean
What the fuck I ain't fancy motherfucker. I'm a coal miner, too
No, you're a mutant
Yeah, I first tried for your girl. I wanted instead of doing this. You just do this. You know, they get the same g-spot. What is that?
It's his third dick calcium. It's so funny because you hide that the fucking mutant thing. I don't hide it
I'm not getting it off until I book a serious regular role. Really? Yeah
And then how much does it cost to get that thing off free? No, I mean, I want to I want to I want to remove it on my own
It would be very simple. I want to chew on it. Is it a wart. Can I chew on it?
Uh, they said it's a nodule. So it's a bill. So there's actually a gap between the actual finger and there's Gilbert. Yeah
No
Yeah, see when you were fat you'd let her chew on it back. Oh, yeah, go ahead. That's like
Why would I come to Instagram for a friend? I'm with a girl. I'm with a girl.
Shoulder boobs. Yeah, that's what you're doing. It's not a wart, man.
Also, also, Gilbert is not um girl crazy anymore because he's in a relationship. So it's like stabilized him
I will say I did utilize you for photos to make myself look cool. That's fine. I know I told you I'm here for y'all
Whatever the fuck you need to use me for don't say that out loud
Yeah, I do because it's not it's not a selfless thing. It makes me feel like I'm useful. Yeah, Jenna's my therapy dog
Yeah, here's another thing that I well. Here's what I like about you though
Is you're very reliable
You're reliable. You've helped us out in a jam so many fucking times. I can't even
Name the amount of times. I mean, you're always there for us
You're you know, you really I mean, I hate giving people compliments, but um, it hurts me
Especially you, especially you but yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Nick is bleeding right now. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's bleeding discharge. I have fucking
You uh
You so hard. No, you have really um helped us out in a pinch
and there are things that you do
and I honestly like um
You are an enigma to me because I honestly believe that
What the fuck? Why aren't you could you can act?
You're a great actress. You know, what is it gonna take for you to get something?
She should have stuck with stand-up and she didn't remember she did a few guest spots with you
Yeah, or even sketch maybe even a little bit
Yeah, I mean, I love
I loved when I did stand up except I I thought in my mind that it was a whole other career
And I was like, I just got to stick with acting and take acting classes and try and get a manager and try and get
Uh, I don't really know what it's going to take guys to be honest
Uh, it's tough. It's it. It's very tough. Yeah, but
A lot of it has to do with just being in the pocket still
You know, I was I've said this before I don't know if I've said this recently
But I saw that Joan Rivers documentary about standing out in the rain
You know, you just have to stand out in the rain. You're gonna get struck by lightning
And or there's another analogy about waves
You know where you just you're out there in the ocean
Sometimes you'll hit a big wave
You'll ride it for a long time, but sometimes it's dead and the waves aren't there. You just have to stay out there
I like that
You know and the waves are long sometimes are short
But just have fun being out in the water. Yeah, I don't feel like I'm anywhere near
Drowning or feeling like I want to go back to shore and pick something else to do. Yeah, I just understand that
There's a lot that I don't understand. I don't know how it's gonna happen. Yeah, but I'm here
But you also haven't had anything devastating happen either
In the industry. Yeah
A lot of a lot of times devastation happens
Where it's like
I mean, here's a prime example chicken
You know who chicken is yeah, we've talked about. I don't know refresh
Years ago. There was a guy named chicken and he went to the Montreal comedy festival
He got like a half a million dollar deal at Warner Brothers
And then he had his own sketch show called
Hype
and
Frank Calliendo was on it
A lot of people that Danielle Gather was on it
Shea Matosh, my old roommate was on it
It was a sketch on the Warner Brothers, and then he also got that movie X or triple X
Right where he played the scientist
And then years went by you haven't heard from him because those things just faded abruptly
Which he could probably consider as being devastating because it's it's devastating not to be on top
And in a fall, you know
And then they found his dead body in an apartment in like North Carolina or something
Oh my god
Yeah, I think I haven't had anything devastating happen in that sense because I haven't had anything to lose
Oh
If you have a million dollars and you lose it you're gonna be devastated versus if you had a penny and you're like
Oh, it fell through the hole, but a lot of times though
Hi, but a high but a lot of times, right? It's
You'd rather not get that like for instance
I'm gonna name a name Carlos Mencia. I love him by the bye. Yeah, I really do by the bye. I love him
Okay, but Mencia was on top of the world his own show this and that and then the world just came crashing down on him
Right. He still makes a great living, but he you know
It's almost as if like
For me
I never really kind of made it but I always kind of got jobs so I could the dream kept staying alive
I never got too big. You know me. I would get like a job here and there it would fade
I would stay in the pocket and then I would get another job. It could happen for me, but
In many ways, I'm so glad I didn't hit big and then fall deep
A lot of times hitting big and falling deep is painful
It happened to Pauly. Sure. I saw Pauly rise to the top
And then him being the butt of jokes and he had to
To live through that. I don't know if I could do that
It would destroy me. It seems like it's way harder to recover from that. You still have hope
You still have a dream. Yeah, you know and that you should hang on to that also
Because high rises and fast falls. I don't know how to do I also know another girl who
I'm not gonna name her name. She was she did a pilot
Right. She was struggling for years. She did a pilot
and you got picked up
in the week before
The show started filming
They replaced her. Oh, that happens all the time, but it was sex in the city
Oh
And she would have to drive by the sex in the city billboards
And then she just left. Wait, how do you ever get over that? Because even now sex in the city is
There's still it still
Happens all the time when people just kind of get fired and then the next thing
Or that girl from Game of Thrones who had was Khaleesi. They did a pilot. She was in the tutors. Yes, and they replaced her
Yeah, I think the funniest thing that jenna or it probably wasn't as devastating
but the way I recall it is um
We were supposed to go to dodger game together and you and then you weren't able to because you booked the job
And you're like, well, what's the job? And you're like, oh, it's the commercial and I go. What are you?
What do you play? She's like, I'm like, I'm a molecule
Adam or something else like what do you mean you're a molecule? She's like, yeah
I think like an actual like hydrogen atom. Yeah, I was I was a hydrogen. Well, they had you in a hydrogen atom suit
Like it was just your face floating around the screen
Yeah, and then when I got to set
Because the hydrogen atom was like the one that they were going to be playing at all the gas stations on tv
Lots of money. Lots of money. I mean, it still paid my rent for like a year, but I got there
And they were like, oh, you no longer have 17 lines. Um
We're putting you in a baseball outfit
And I was like, what about the atoms and you know, the I mean the process to book that job was insane
Because there were 17 lines and they just had people going in and out and in and out and they wanted you to be funny
When you were talking about science
So you got fired as a hydrogen atom and they put you in a baseball outfit and then they were like, oh, and you're not saying anything
and I was like
Another one. Yep. I'm there all day. It was with this, uh, remember when I was at the rose ball
They rented out the rose ball. Yeah, huge budget. So this was a national commercial that I would still be making money on your mom, right?
Yeah, so they they uh had originally hired me as a girlfriend
And then on the day
They were like, so you're gonna be this little boy's mom and here's your husband
I didn't look old enough, but we did a rehearsal at the rose ball
And we're the last shot of the day. They've got the whole stadium for my part. The director comes out of village
And he's like
Yeah, uh
Can we just get the mom out of there?
And I like oh my god
The fuck and he
He uh, and no one told me anything. They didn't tell me if they were gonna keep shooting if they were gonna use me for something else
They just had me sitting there like yeah, just can you just move out of there for a second? So I just stood there
No, what are you thinking at this point? I'm thinking
I really need this money. Yeah, are they gonna at least pay me what's going on the business is so brutal
And the thing is that I knew I told my mom
I was like, there's no way that I can be this kid's mom. I don't look old enough. Yeah, there's no way that this is gonna work
And it's like when I get auditions for the head of the fbi
I go, I'm not gonna go in
There's no way i'm gonna get that the head of the fb. No, I'm the CEO of like pepsi
Yeah, can you read? No
But anyway, so you're sitting there. You're like, I'm too young for this. No one's paying attention to me
They're oh my god, they're rolling because they're like we're gonna lose light and they've rented out the entire rose ball
They've got
Hundreds of extras. I mean it was a production. This director had also directed some of um, Beyonce's
What was that album? Oh lemonade lemonade. Yeah, so great director
And uh, I'm just sitting there like hey, so is anyone uh, I call my agent. I'm like, hey just to give you a heads up
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but they just told me to clear frame
And I'm like at the same time. I'm like, I know this shit happens, but I really need the money
And it was huge national and then afterwards, uh, I went up to the director because I'm like, hey, so no one's let me know
You know, what's what's going on? Are we?
Uh, he didn't explain anything and then he wrapped everyone
And I was like, oh, okay, so you're not using me
And then he was like, hey, I just want to let you know
You were great
Um, you're beautiful. I'm like, this has nothing to do with anything. Why are you telling me that I'm just fucking rat fuck
And he's like, I mean, you're gorgeous. You were great. Oh, fuck you. I want my money
Yeah, and he's like, but you clearly don't look old enough to be this boy's mom and I was like
I know
I know like yeah, not only did we have an audition and a callback
But then after that they had another day at the fitting where they took us all into the clients to show who we were
Yeah
But it's uh, it's the industry, you know, you know, you know what dude at that point I complain
You say what's the I say something I go listen listen. I'm not an extra. I auditioned
I got the part. This is not professional. It's not you know, you you you you do this process
beforehand
I okay, I can get let go at a table read. I can get let go
So some sort of screen test or rehearsal, right? But not on game day, bitch. Yeah, okay
That's fucking unprofessional right there, man. Yeah, and then you know what I want you to do
I'm gonna go on top of that. You're gonna tell me the director's name later and production company and production company
I'm gonna fucking burn them on fire
So much money
What I mean, they have so much money. I don't give a fuck. That's unprofessional bullshit. What was the what was the product?
Do you remember?
Oh, you're trying to save face, huh? No, I actually don't nearly don't remember it was um
It was uh, uh frank's hot dogs frank's hot dogs. Fuck them at the rose bowl and it was with an nfl player
Oh
Maybe it was for the nfl for n a fuck you nfl a whole league. It's billions of dollars. Just make something out. Fuck it man
Fuck you nfl. Pepsie. Pepsie. Oh gross bastards cola
Actually, I don't fuck with coca-cola. So let's just say it was coca-cola. I'm gonna tell you my nightmare same thing
So I get a call
Oh god, all right. So I'm on mad tv
All right already. So fox go calls me and they say
There's another sitcom that we really want you on
But the show winners don't want you on it
Like well, I don't want to fucking do it. Yeah already. He's like, yeah, but we think that you're the right guy
And who are these people talking saying that we think you're the right guy the network? Okay, you know, so, you know, you
You don't say no
So I show up
And it's the the pilot's called new car smell. Oh, I remember it's a hot show, right? And the star was brook shields
Oh
Okay, who else was on it? David tell
I love Dave without david tell and jimmy schubert that was there
I wasn't gonna make it through because this is what happened
I show up
And the first thing the show runners say is like we want to get a wannabe
Which is long took dong from 16 cans. They literally said yeah, so they don't want you. They don't want me
And I go so I would do I did a rehearsal
And then the director was great the director. He was another guy that saved me was david swimmer
He's on a show
Was on swimmer swimmer
friends
david swimmer from friends
Ross and Ross
So david swimmer was like, you know, I just you know the show owners that don't
But you know, we're trying to work with it. So, you know, just hang in there
A day would go by and half my lines would be cut
And they would be like david swimmer every day would be like
Yeah, I just they're just cutting your scenes down to but just hang in there. You're you know, I think you're doing fine
By the end of the week, I have one line
And the show runners, I'm gonna just say it go fuck themselves the call on brothers. Oh my god
Oh
Shots fired
Okay
What first of all first of all get you what a knob you're me
Bobbily all day. All right in my head. I'm you know, that's what I'm thinking. All right
Secondly, it's like I know rob cullen
Right. I used to hang out with him with dice
Back in the day when I used to open for dice
You was supposedly a friend
Right
And then by the end of the fucking week, I have one fucking line, right? And and brook shields would would not even look at me
During rehearsals. Getty. What a knob. Yeah, I mean I would see her at craft service and she would just like look through me
And I would get I was getting boils on my face. It was the worst
Job I've ever gotten
That's worse than not getting a job or than getting fired from a job. That's
Horrific. Yeah, you're there. You feel all the wanted your lines are getting dwindled down to a line
When you had bunch of lines and scenes
And it got to the point where no one's talking to you and you still have to be there cold shoulder. Oh my god
It was the worst, um, you know, you know, and you know
To their credit. I guess at the time
Giddy wannabe was more of a name
Because I was only on my second season or first season of mad. No one knew who I was
But I was young and it's like
If I'm there if that's what I'm saying is is that when an actor is there, right?
Work all that shit out before we get there, right?
Right all the uncomfortability
And the kinks and all that stuff so that when we show up number one, we know
That we're wanted there
Number two that we're going to be used
We're not extras. We went through the process, right?
And three just a little bit of a dignity
Give us some dignity and like you can't even do your best if those are the conditions
You're gonna suck and you're gonna keep sucking and it's like
Handle that shit before game day because now it's game day and i'm here to play and you guys are like
You're not on the team. Yeah. Yeah
So how the fuck am I supposed to help anyone? Yeah, it it it really hurts us
Yeah, we're getting hurt. We're getting hurt
It's number it's hard enough to even fucking do it. Yeah, and number two
It's like we're human beings. We have feelings and we're susceptible and we're supposedly we're artists
We have like, you know a lot of times we we we're just exposed nerves
Right, we're vulnerable and then they poke at it
But that's how that's how Hollywood becomes very delusional because then delusion becomes a strategy
It's like a coping mechanism
You know you when you if you learn
If you can learn delusion
If that's a learned thing, yeah
Then you can seriously make it in this industry because your exposed nerves aren't being
You know racked every day. Yeah. Yeah, it's learned like people are always like
Like my mom my dad they're like, we don't know how you do it
You get told no every single day. Yeah. I'm like, oh
Yeah, I mean I'm used to that and she goes out every day. I can't buy it. It's like, oh, you're not who I wanted
I wasn't tall enough. I wasn't short enough. I wasn't good enough. Okay. Cool. What's next?
Especially sometimes when you go in and you're on fire
when you know
When you I I've literally gone in auditions where I walked away going
I I would be shocked if I don't get that. Yeah, and then no call
Nothing
Oh, yeah, they didn't even know you read
I did read. I thought you're getting. Yeah. No, we never they never got it. I think we're in the room
That's like right and they're like, oh
Like when you did the I'm never gonna make it when you auditioned for Terminator
And I seriously like I like staged a vigil like I lit like so many fucking candles. Yeah, and you know, I was like
I did well because you know, you know when you're just not
With it and when you're not doing it and when you fucking sucked. Yeah, and I went in and
I was like, okay, I did well and uh
Uh, then there was just nothing
No feedback nothing nothing not even feedback. Yeah, nothing. No feedback ever
But I've I mean there have been times where like I even get good feedback from network
and then I
Scour the internet for weeks to find out who is the person who booked it. Oh, I do the same thing
Oh, I don't do that at all. You don't know because I can't oh number one
I don't do that and number two. I can't watch it
Oh the show if you're right. I don't know how you guys do that
Yeah, I do because I want to see what did that person do that I didn't what could I just better than you? What do they look like?
That's what I feel. Yeah, this is how you're supposed to do it. Yeah, okay. That's what you wanted. Oh, oh that okay
Yeah, opposite of that. Yeah
Do you have that that same girl who always just beats you out of everything? Yeah, um every girl
Yeah, all the girls. Let's be honest. It's probably Latina. That's like always. I only know of two that yeah, you fucking stupid ass
You said every girl. Well, I mean every girl who goes out for it for my part
Okay, so there's like a couple of girls that you know firsthand that go all there's
You know Cindy. Yeah, and there are girls who
Cindy Rodriguez
who I
Knew when I was working at a casting office and this is before I thought
That there were a million other Latin girls who looked just like me who are just as qualified as me who are just as good as me
I used to think like yeah, I'm kind of special. I'm like, no, you're not you're absolutely not fucking special
No one gives a fuck about you and I was working in this casting office and I would see
Just hundreds of girls coming in like me
And this was like three years ago. I was working there and a bunch of the girls who I used to help out there
Who would come in like with the wrong sides?
I would just like slip them the right sides under the table. I would help them put their name later
I'm like here's you have time to work on it. Yeah, and there was this one specific girl who
I helped out like that gave her a highlighter. I was like, we're gonna have you go. I'm just gonna have you go last so work on your
shit
And she wanted to know feedback. She called the office. No one got back to her. So I took down her number
I called her and told her the feedback. I mean
She
Booked that was on like five seasons. She just booked this movie. She's killing it and she's like
Mommy, thank you so much. Like I remember when you were there and it was like
You know like it's before I even started and you were there. I don't like I don't like her already. I hate her already
She's like mommy. I mean, I I love her, but
Could I say it's just a reminder? I'm like, yeah, no, I remember too. I'm still not there. Thank you
What's it like to see Gina Rodriguez because you worked with her on set before Gina Virgin
That's insane. I was Gina stand-in. So Gina is also from Chicago
from Chicago and
I was her stand-in before she did Jane the Virgin and
I mean, I didn't know who she was. I just knew she was this girl from Chicago and I was like I fuck with you
and she was so fucking kind and
Taught me a lot about how to be on set
which was
Really really valuable and I remember before she even booked Jane the Virgin. I was at her apartment
And uh, she was living there. She was sharing it with one of her friends and their child
Because she was just opening her doors to them just letting someone else live with her
and she hadn't heard back yet about Jane the Virgin and
She was just like, yeah, you know like if this doesn't happen, it'll be something else
and she was just so
Hopeful
hmm
I she wanted it with her entire body soul and heart and was like if it's not this it'll be something else
And she was just waiting and then all of a sudden
Gina
Because I want to say this though is is that
What when we were auditioning girls for to play my girlfriend on love
Oh, yeah, they had me
with
You know the casting director and read girls
Mm-hmm. So for the first time I could he I now knew what it was like to be on the other end
And they would close the door
And it wasn't personal
That's what I realized from it. It's just kind of like
She just doesn't seem like she would be my girlfriend. She's great actress. That was a great choice
Yeah, and then you just move on from it
Yeah, and the girl that got it was like, yeah, she looks kind of like Calila in many ways. She's half Filipino
Yeah, and she has she's in that same
Realm and then in and then Allison agreed with me. She was like, yeah, I think that right that fits
I go, yeah, she got it
Was she the best one? I wouldn't you know, there was a lot of good girls. Yeah, you know, but you know
A lot of times it's just chemistry and
Just what your gut says or what it's going to look like together or whatever
So it's like it's not a fucking personal thing and I just want to go back and apologize
to Cullen brothers
I feel I feel
All right, you know, it was just you know what let's just be honest. All right
All right, it is what it was, you know, it is what it was what it was
And you know
I might have not been the right guy for the thing
We were all in the situation
And I have no hard feelings at the end of the day, you know, I had a the worst two weeks of my life
But I don't want to you know, I mean
Burn bridges with them not that they would ever hire me for anything
But I just they still want
Yeah, they still won't get a one or not. Yeah, it is a different fucking beast out here. Oh, yeah
It seems like everyone in LA is from Chicago or at least that make it
Chris as everyone that's making it is from Chicago. There's been a Chicago a great migration
But dude because we're the best the honestly, no, it's like
Here's the thing the hint of midwest
Helps them does something like Ike barenholz, right? He loves the cubs. You know, he loves all Chicago
He's from the barenholzes. Yeah, they're from Chicago, right? But he's also
So hip he likes joy division. I know that for a fact. Oh my god, joy division. I know that because I know him, right?
Yeah, he loves joy division
But he also can wear a baseball cap, right and be a normal american
Right and also at the top of that. He he smiles. He's got a little gap between his teeth
What are you saying? I'm kind of confused
I'll tell you people from chicago, right have a hint of they have the cosmopolitan
Hypnists about them, but they also have main street in their blood to a bit of normal. Yes
That's what I'm saying. Chicago has a really great sense of community. It's very rootsy. Fuck. Yeah
And they all stay friends. They all stay connected. LA is very more of an opportunistic vibe here, right?
That's what it is. I will tell you the main difference
people in chicago
Want people to do well
Wow, they just do cheering for everyone and it's one of the reasons that I think people don't get
That big while staying in chicago. Maybe there's not this cut throat. They're hardworking as fuck
and they want
Other people to do better. They are genuinely happy
They are inclusive and so when they come out here, they end up finding people from chicago
Yeah, other and they help each other. Look like ike barenholz. John barenholz, but here's connection seth miers, right?
and ike seth
Seth miers and ike and and and the barenholz is then the mccarthur brothers haze and his brothers on that new show the mick
Right, they're all
Friends, they're all they're not from the same family, but they're all from the same
Same generation and demographic and they are all bros
They all go to bat with each other. They pull each other up, right? And that's what I also. I love about chicago
You guys are good people man
All right, and that's legit and you guys have
watowski's from there
But also watowski knows those other guys watowski
We'll see what's whatever watowski's friends with the barenholz as well last name bobby jimenez
jimenez my point is is this is that you know and you know and i want to i want to do that community with koreans
In asians i mean, oh really? Yeah, I know i'm not gonna name names. All right, but I know about listen
You've named enough names listen to me right now if you're a fucking executive at sony studios, right?
We know that is now or no or or any agency and you're asian and you don't have asian clients
Or you don't book asians in your fucking movies like on a constant, you know basis basis
What are you doing?
Have the people like when we do this podcast. We always have asians on here. Do you know why?
We want to help our own
Okay
We do george. We do but we're mostly just inclusive to everybody. We are inclusive to everybody
No, I've had beans beaners in here
No, listen, I've had punjabs and beaners and the blacks and they have and the whites they've done this podcast as well
You're not saying you only help your own. You're saying that you're mind. I do but I'm mindful of it
It's like when I talked to adam egan at the commissary who books the comedy store
the other night he was like I
He goes I go sherry shepherd may or may not show up because I wish you did because she's great
People know her from shows sherry shepherd, right? You know who she is, right?
But he goes it's also, you know, I we need you and her on the lineup
I go why because it gives it a a different
Dynamic, right? You can't just have a bunch of white people go up
He's a mindful of that. We're mindful here as well
Mindful group. We're a mindful group
Diversify it's diversifying. That's why two executives who have power at it's not about the bottom dollar sometimes
Dollar bottom was it bottom dollar bottom dollar. Yeah bottom dollar, all right?
Sometimes you have to take a risk and go you know what?
This movie is supposed to be about asians
We got a book asians in it
Like that fucking what's that 21?
Oh, yeah, where they have some white guys. Yeah with Kevin Spacey. Yeah when the actual story is
The story's about a bunch of asian guys from MIT. They go to fucking Vegas car county and then the first three leads are white
Is not
Making the right decision. No
We're doing better better now. I think it's changing things are changing slowly now look Kevin Spacey produce it now
Look what happened karma. Fuck. Yeah, Chicago is like that. I can only speak for Chicago
Oh, like the city the suburbs is a whole other thing that I don't know about
Schomburg's amazing
I do that every year Schomburg loves me. I don't know about that Schomburg. Well, I'm telling you about it
I mean, I believe that they love you. I'm telling you about it. I'm telling you about it, but I can't I can't speak on that Schomburg's amazing
You know, they have a game. Are we done talking about industry stuff? Yeah
Okay, all right. Why no, I'm just asking you don't like it. No, I do. I'm interested. I think a lot of people are interested in this stuff
But you sounded like you didn't want to talk about it anymore. You know what even we went for her vagina to industry
I mean, it's like
I actually was gonna to give an example even chances
Uh album
Chance who the rapper chance the rapper it is very rare at least in my knowledge
That you will have someone who gets as famous as he did
And still collab with like what story about him people in one album. Yeah
Shut up
No, I the story you heard is that Jenna is actually in one of chances albums. Really? Yeah, she actually is all you are
That wasn't the story that I heard
Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. No, but anyway, let's move on. Yeah, but my point is
He collaborated with people who
Are not going to he didn't collab with people just because they had a name
Right, it was about the art. It was about the music and it was about sometimes he's like collaborating with people that
You know, I mean he wants to collaborate with Bobby
What are you insinuating? I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just saying
Chance the rapper's a big deal. Here's what people are gonna gather from what you're saying
What people are gonna gather that he had something to do with Jenna, which would be an absolute lie and you don't want people
Putting that information out there because that's incorrect. That's to be true though. Yeah, that's true
Like why are you starting like far as rumors? I'm not
Because it's exciting to Bobby. It's exciting to me. That's all but
uh
That to me is a huge example of
Chicago culture, which is community. Yeah
Like they are inclusive as fuck
Yeah, just like Long Beach tighten it
You know what? Long Beach Englewood
In the host
Let me tell you something about Long Beach
When I lived in Vegas for three years and I went to school there
I came out of there with all of one friend your sister my sister
So it stayed the same. So really she was not a friend that you made there, right?
So zero you can't say that you came out with one who was your sister and not to say that great people
Didn't live in Vegas. Don't live in Vegas. It's just cards
Huh?
Yeah, it's just that I there wasn't the same sense that I felt in Long Beach, which was more, you know, like
Rootsy kind of community and yeah, I feel like you know, like everyone that owns a restaurant
Or you know someone that owns a tattoo shop or yeah in Long Beach. It's felt like family. It felt tight knit
Felt I and I left there with a bunch of friends. Yeah
Hi, Remy
We should make the official announcement about Remy. Oh, make it. Oh, yeah. Here's the official announcement about Remy. Oh, no
Okay, is that Remy now?
This dog is ours
He is legitimately ours
um
You know the two people that tried to take Remy on
And escape the house, you know, the whole thing, you know, I mean no hard feelings a lot of hard feelings
So much resentment so much resentment, but um feelings are hardened
But now we've fallen in love with this dog Remy. We're no longer
um, doing the rescue thing because Kaleila doesn't know how to do it
Foster family. Yeah, she's a she's a foster fail
And um, we're never gonna do it again
But um, no, we're not gonna and then we we we learned through this process. Okay, but I want to say this right now
Animals life. They're a part of us. Yeah
Okay, what are we doing? What do we do like that? We're at an hour. We are really? Oh my god
I feel like we didn't talk about anything. I know. I didn't even get to the point where Jenna dated that. Um, we're not talking about that right now
You dated a racist? The guy called you Gina. Oh, let's talk about him
Who is he really quick?
You're hungry, right?
You should have handled ordering pizza like I asked for but Jenna. I'm going to say this this program is an hour long
All right, we're not gonna extend it. You know what I mean to do something about the bonus. Yeah bonus, you know
Bullshit, we will save it for the next time
Okay
Now get the fucking uh, what's that one? What's the fucking unhelpful advice?
Uh, kalala. This is not unhelpful advice. I didn't read it though, right? So unhelpful advice with barry kalala and
jenna jenna
We'll talk about jenna another time. Hi tiger belly. I'm 28 years old and I live in pennsylvania
I have a house a car a wife a career money in the bank account and a plan for the future
For the last 10 years of my life. I've been surrounded by people who are battling their own personal demons
Everyone has problems whether it's debt relationship struggles narcissism anxiety jealousy substance abuse, etc
I have to listen to many podcasts where people admit their own failures and how they're still working on it
Somehow I've managed to address all of my problems early in life. Well, all of my problems except for one
I get the feeling that when people reveal their emotions whether it's exploding in arguments fighting and doing other self-destructive behavior
As a result of some sort of pain they're going through others seem to find that very endearing
I've heard many podcasters talk about how important it is to treat others the way you'd like to be treated to be content with
What you have and be zen whenever you can whenever you can but somehow I've headed the
Needed this advice so much in my life that I get the feeling that people find my lack of suffering to be completely
Unrelatable where most people I know have been in key pause key lack of suffering. He has not had a hardship in his life
It's basically george kimmel
Okay, but keep going
I appreciate because I'm lost now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
uh
Where most people I know have been in crippling debt abuse from their family or significant other or other problems that eventually
Spiral out of control in their 20s and 30s
I think it's become very weird for other people
To be around me because I'm almost never in a position of need or want
Nobody tells me that I'm a sucky friend or that I give off a comfortable vibe
However, I'm inclined to believe that they're scared of being honest with me
I have a lot of trouble connecting with people about personal things when I don't have any relatable problems
Pause. He's not a relatable person because he hasn't had no
Uh hardships and it's great
And it's created a distance between me and almost everyone I meet that others uh with problems don't seem to have
Do you have any thoughts for this unicorn about the necessity of having problems in life in order to be more likeable person?
The sotras papaya tiger belly. Thank you
George kimmel is a perfect example of how you have a great upbringing
A good life good parents no drug abuse
Know nothing and he is a person that we love we adore and we need and we actually seek advice from
I think that even though we don't I don't do that
No, I honestly I don't fucking really give a fuck what you have to say about anything
To you man to you it's like oh, there's that guy
Hi, you know, I tried George
I tried no no social silence is a vortex that traps laughter
All right, always remember that
All right, and let me say something to you right when you did an Irvine you were trapping laughter
All right, but in silence, but you never released it. All right, you fucking piece of shit
Let me say something right now to this guy, right
George are you laughing because like something's funny or just like because he makes you feel weird
I'm confused turning pickered in this shirt right now. Yeah references references laughing at references. Oh, I just got it. Yeah. Yeah
This guy, um, I really don't know what he's even talking about. Okay. Let me give you a um a quick synopsis. Yeah
Um, he doesn't feel like his friends come to him for with with their honest selves because
He has had a very like a good life. He's handled his problems. He doesn't have any
Real issues in his life. He has money. He has a good family
So people don't come to him and say
Hey, man, like they don't talk to him. He feels like they don't know what ever does that to me. I like it that way
People don't come up to me. But here I have a problem. They used to
Do
There used to be a guy
I'm not gonna say his name and a girl. I'm not gonna say her name
But the guy was a kind of big comic, right? The girl was a comic as well
And he used to beat her
Right
So I I'm not saying names. I know I know but I was on stage
I would be on stage
And I would you know at the improv or the comms or whatever and from the core of the my eye
I would see her in the audience like off to the side crying
You know, maybe maybe she's a black eye
And she'd be like waiting for me to get off stage to give her advice
Right. I used to be that guy, but no longer because people walk all over you
I don't think so. I think they do
When I'm the guy that when I'm the guy the people are like, oh, let's see what Bobby
Has to feel how he feels about this or I'm going through a problem. They fucking use you
Okay, so now I'm a closed book. I'm just like you friend. But you know what I like about somebody
I'm just
Assuming this guy is similar to you
What I like about you is that George
Because he has no judgments. I can tell him
Anything and everything and he's never
He's never had, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I do like that about you. He's not like, ooh, that never happened to me
Yeah, I don't think that just because you haven't gone through it that people can't make use of whatever wisdom you have
And a lot of times people are just saying things because they just want to hear
Have an ear to talk to I also not necessarily want advice
Actually, you just want to get it off your chest. Yeah, I think some of it might be in his own head
That he's separating himself from other people thinking I haven't had hardships. I haven't had this. I haven't had that
And that in and of itself is going to energetically separate him from people wanting to come to him
Like I I wonder if people are coming to him being like, no man
I just don't come to you because you can't relate or if he's the one doing that
Maybe he feels like he can't relate to them. Right. And that's okay
People want you to be empathetic for you to listen. You can't solve their shit. Like I didn't have a hard upbringing
People come to me for everything. Yeah
Yeah, it's just understanding and making people
Feel like they're comfortable and like their shit is valid
Yeah, or like you're not going to be fucking a snotty
Judgy bitch about anything that they come to you with, you know, right? Yeah, you're gonna make it
Jenna's gonna make it. I really believe that you're gonna make it and not as a hydrogen atom. No more than that
Thank you. You're gonna fix your you're gonna fist your nasty nasty vag
You're gonna fix it. You're gonna fix it. Oh, at least it fisted. You're gonna fist and then fix it
She already fisted it once I get them on. No, I can't fist it. Yeah. Yeah, so
You're gonna you're gonna fix that shit. You're gonna book in this next year something big. I can feel it
I can feel it too. I'm gonna light a few candles. No, I don't even need to light the candles
You're gonna book big book something big. Okay
Okay, I'm gonna make predictions for everyone in the room actually. Okay. Oh gosh. Yes, please Gilbert
At the end of the year, you're gonna book
A really good guest starring on a big tv show. I hope so
George no, let go to kalayla kalayla
battle long beach revival
Yeah, you're you're gonna come up with a series of um mma videos
Oh
He basically just said what he wants for him
It's gonna be stop and go. You're gonna be cross-eyed. You're gonna be sweating a lot, right? And we'll feed you the lines. It'll be great
I want a better fortune than that
This is true. Yeah, yeah, George this year you're not gonna die
You're gonna live for the rest of the year
Congratulations. That's so good. Yeah, Bryce. Oh my god, you're gonna get back
Into stardew valley and you're gonna create a farm. That's gonna bury my farm
Oh, wow, you know what Bryce told me when I walked in today. Sorry to cut you off
Mindlessly he just on his way to giving me a hug. He was like, hey, you look good today
Oh
Because sometimes you look like shit. Yeah, because most of the time I look like
Yeah, wash your hair. Look Lila. I'm gonna say something right now. Yeah, why am I so oily something big is gonna happen this year where it's gonna
It's gonna it's gonna it's gonna revive
It's gonna revive your soul. It's gonna be really lit. Yeah, I think that I am in desperate need of uh revival
Yeah, it's gonna happen. I'm in a very I'm in an impasse
In fact, everyone listening right now to this podcast
You you're getting blessed by slept king
Excuse me. I did not mean to do that. That was a blessing. Don't do that
Truth that's truth. That's me speaking in tongues. Okay
God bless you. Take care. I gotta I gotta leave any shows for Bobby
Guys, lucifer's is closed
I know when I go to once I go any shows for Bobby
um Bobby will
Oh, well, it'll pass. It was last week. Yep. Um, go to
Bobby the live. Yes, actually you guys Bobby will be at Denver comedy works a the weekend of april 11th
I believe
And after that he will be at the Ontario improv
Sorry about the Ontario improv confusion. They changed the dates to late april
So, um, yep, if you live in the los angeles area riverside area in land empire
Make sure you go see papa for sure. Uh, jenna
Jenna, do you um have any handles we can follow you on?
Yeah
at jenna jew menna's
That's interesting jenna jew menna's g e w
No j e w like a jew. Oh for people that don't know jenna is also we didn't even say that she is half jewish
Uh and half mexican should I hold my thing up? You know what my mom can't say what word she can't say?
uh
What proof
Fruf she said fruit fruit why don't you switch it because in in the philippines peas or afts afts or peas like effrel
Oh
effrel
So, yeah, jenna jew
jenna jew menna's and do you what do you do these days got youtube channel or something you have lots
I do have a youtube channel. Oh, what's that? Where can they subscribe? It was a production company behind that
Pink takeover here production company. I'm your production company. Don't blame me. There was not been an upload in how long
I do not want to be so this is what we're gonna do
I need to kick jenna in the her her gear
So we're you're gonna demand on her handles that she bring back a vlog the next week
Also, you guys if you guys are video editors and want to in turn and um and cut
Jenna's vlogs for her. We have so much material
I just George and I don't have the time to cut it ourselves and jenna doesn't have the skill jenna needs a whole team of people
Yeah, but we have actually a lot of fun stuff. That's just sitting there
I will just send you the footage and then you just cut it together
I'll pitch it a little bit uh more fun. Maybe it's more fun. You'll take them out for lunch. Maybe
I mean I'll suck your dick whatever you need. Don't say that
Don't say that unless you mean it. Yeah, don't say it. Um, I will write you a poem. Oh, it's good
I will cook you maybe or give you some deodorant
Oh, yeah, jenna makes great deodorant. The only deodorant I use is the deodorant that jenna makes me
That's gonna say it's all natural. It's um, it doesn't have the yucky anti-perspirant
And it actually works and it works really well
Yeah, it's not aluminum though because I had to test it out at a time where I was very smelly
And it works because it works really well
So if you guys would like to order some of jenna's deodorant send her a direct message on instagram
Yeah, how much do you sell for a bottle? How much do you sell for a bottle?
It's not in the bottle. It's a jar. It's an amber jar. It's an amber. How do you apply this?
This is an opportunity to scoop it and you slather it. Yeah. Oh, I love that word. Old school. How do you do it?
Do you slather it? Ah, you hear boy slather. I mean, what's a good price for it?
Wait, hold on. We're not going to discuss prices on air. We have a set price. You can just slide in my dms
Yes, and it is probably 15 to 20 dollars. You're welcome. Yeah, it's it's fucking. It's a hippie expensive shit
Yeah, I use that good arrow root powder them doTERRA essential oils
All right, now you're just bragging uh any announcements
This is our house cleaning jenna's if you have any announcements in your life, feel free to say them
Uh, George, do you have anything when you take care of one more thing? Um, I never got to plug this and I should have
And I have a lot of guilt
We were on bobby and I were on ossa's um podcast. Oh, yeah, porn hub podcast. I think it's like our fourth episode
um
I I think that my mic was all fucked up or something like that. So I felt
I did it blow everyone's ears out. It's good that it's different. We equalized it. It's fairly even now. Okay. Yeah, great
Great. It was interesting. I was like wow claw is a loud one not bobby
You know and I I was the only one with it with the weird mic
I had a small little mic and they had the regular mics
So I think that I was compensating thinking that it was the shitty mic because it was small
Yeah, and I wasn't even talking loud like bobby was the one screaming
So when you guys told me like I was blowing everyone's eardrums. I was like, oh no
But now it's even so let's list uh, it's uh, it's all evened out with a
also, um
Quangol stevie weebie his podcast is now on itunes. Make sure to subscribe to that
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