TigerBelly - Ep 287: Gina Darling is a Sniper
Episode Date: March 10, 2021Bobby shoulda let his mom have the anchovies. Khalyla gets one day out of the year. Gina is connected to Ramirez and Manson. We talk Dr. Seuss' Green Vagina, Warzone campers, sexy Lyme diseas...e, authentic Jesus furniture. Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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I can't believe you don't know who fucking putty Allen is. That's crazy for we'll give her a synopsis
We'll give her three two one and oh no wait before we start
Before we start don't do the countdown again. Don't worry about it, man. Even if you don't don't say anything
One
Don't do that. Hey
Hey everybody are you ready for a good good good good good good time?
God I'm old man. I'm getting old. I have gray pube. I found my first gray pube and wait, that's untrue
unequivocally, no, I find I've been finding gray pubes. No ones I could see where you are blind
Yeah, the ones I can see I had some underlings under the shaft. Yeah, you meet a couple like, you know Larry and Gary
And they were just kind of like there for a couple years and this is what they look like like this
But you've always had I'm just letting you know, right?
But I'm not gonna show my penis. No, no, no, do we have a guest? No, but look I shoot right here. I
shaved the the white
Close your eyes. I apologize. I apologize Jean. You have a guest. How rude. You don't do that. You could show your fucking pubes. No you can't
How is that fucking cancelling or anything? It's weird. It pubes are close enough. But we're family
I apologize about that. All right. So anyway, um, I
Discover some pubes. I fucking was in a panic. So I gotta shave. I gotta shave. I'm getting so I'm sorry
I was just bothering you
I'm letting you know you've had salt and pepper since the day I met you so I don't know what you're wow that long ago
You had I can see white. You've had the ones that I can see. Okay, all right. It's like in a house termites
I can't see them. So it's not a problem
Until they are that's a good point. That's a good point or not a very good. Thank you so much. All right
So basically I had a couple of termites in the shed, right that I couldn't see
But then one popped out and said, what's that?
Right. So then I went on a frantic, you know, pubes ship. I actually shaved my pubes so that Andrew Santino could eat them
And I can I I ate some of his ship pubes
Andrew Santino's pubes. We're not going through a global pandemic at all. Are we how did you know about that? What?
I didn't know about the poo delivery. I
Didn't know I heard about that too. Yeah. So we gave a pube delivery. You did a pube delivery, too
I don't think you can get COVID through eating someone's pubes. What did it taste like? I'll tell you why are you guys stealing ideas from
Jeremiah Watkins and Steve Lee. We might have stole that but um, I got a red I got a red pube stuck between the teeth
Stuck between the teeth, right? And I found out maybe five hours later when I was at home
And I looked like this and there was a little red pubes sticking out of my red
To my tooth right my red tooth does he have red pubes?
So gross babe, really but like dark. No, it's like you went to go to Toys R Us
And got a chucky doll and shaved its head. That's how orange it looks like
Like almost like, um manufactured
Red hair for dolls. It's gross. Anyway, we have a guest and I don't want to go on and keep going about that
She was three hours late
I'm kidding
I'm fucking kidding. Um
You know, I'll tell you something about her
um, I knew her I've probably known her about decade maybe and um, you know, I'll be honest with you
I'm an old guy and you know
You know, I started showbiz. I like sing showbiz
Back in my um 20s, but that was in the 90s and there wasn't anybody that looked like me doing it. It was very kind of
You couldn't really bond it with a lot of Hispanics
Back then, you know, me like the Gabriel Glacias and the Mencias and those types of Jeff Garcia and those kinds
And um, I love to hit my Hispanic
I love to hit my Hispanic, but Hola que tal bien bien la escuela la hamburguesa por favor
That's all I know
but um
Then there was like a group group of young Asians on the internet
And at first, you know, you know being uh older
You kind of look and you kind of go
I want to defeat these kids
That's the first feeling. Oh, you know what I mean? The first feeling is like you feel threatened by it a challenge, right?
Right. So you want to line all of them out like Joe Suzuka whatever isn't it?
You want to you want to fucking take a set angle like that? So his other eye
gets normal
Do you remember so their eyes just his eyes go back to normal and that what's the franken one?
What's a big franken bar eight bar? Yeah, he looks like he made it was made out of a lab
Yeah, I mean and they made one. They took a fucking water buffalo
You know the Chinese guy and they just did some sort of paste and cut mutation, right?
And so anyway, um very talented young kids and um, I was invited to do some sketches
And that's where I met Gina darling give her a run of all Gina darling
as I'm her we did a sketch together and uh, she's a part of that young group that came up and um
Um, thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Yeah, this is dope. Do you think so?
Where do you live? I live out near Pasadena
Oh
But did you grew up in alohambra or like if he says alohambra or a Monterey part one Monterey Monterey
No, I was born and raised in the Bay Area and then I came down here when like 15 something years ago. No, why?
Uh, just to move into another side of the family and then just started everything here
You did. Yeah, but did you you come to LA to go? Hey, I'm gonna
Be a comedian actress entertainment or you just came down here. No, I was 14
So I had no idea about anything here. I came down here cried for two months because I missed my friends and now I'm sitting in front of you
Yeah, really that's how fast happened. Yeah, life happens bad. So, um, you don't know anything about woody allen
I don't know anything about anyone. They came in here to like, you know, you know who this is and like
Yeah, yeah, old white man. Yeah. Yeah. So have you heard of the name woody allen? Yeah, isn't it the one that makes us?
No, that's anderson. That's west anderson. Yeah west anderson. Oh close. I get there. They're both directors. Okay
Very close. They're not close at all, but I'm just trying to shiver cast so yeah. Yeah, okay. What did woody allen make?
That's super famous. Okay. So, um, let me in and I'm gonna say this. All right
There's no
We're not blaming you. Yeah for not knowing who he is because he's super judgy about this type of stuff
By the way, in case you haven't noticed. It's fine. I'm not being judgy. That's crazy that you would say something
It's crazy that anything like involving pop culture like before 1975. Right. So he's like, uh, how do you not know this?
And I'm like, I didn't know I two decades younger than you. That's why I'm about a thousand so I can't really exactly, you know
But go ahead. Should I leave? No
No, no, no because I I want this I do want this because I want to learn too. I want to get out of my cage
Right. I want to get out of my cage and and to have two, you know feisty fuckers
Like you too to gang up. It's fine. Right. But uh, you're in the wrong
International women's day. Don't talk. I apologize. All right. And uh, what did I say to you today?
He said happy women's day or whatever it is, babe
And and then you said the rest of the year is international men's day cages. So you don't forget
He's like, don't forget to celebrate me. Yeah, what I told her every day is basically I told her every day now
You have to fucking say thank you or congratulations on international men's day. Yeah, okay
So any who um, let me tell you about who Woody Allen and it's no surprise to me that anyone
Give me under the age of 40 doesn't know who he is
Okay, how old are you 31? Okay, good
so, um
He basically was he did some stand-up in the early 70s
Um, but he was he's a brilliant writer an actor and he's kind of like he was just sort of like this
comedic kind of new yorkie very jewish
very
Heady, you know and um
neurotic and you know
He made a series of he made a movie every year
And he made one. Um, he used to make slapstick movies like sleep a movie called sleeper and bananas, right?
But then he made a movie called annie hall that won an academy award, right?
and um
Right after that he made a movie called manhattan, which was also very good. So every
movie that he did
Every other movie was won an award. Was it critically critically claimed huge
international following
Yeah, but you know what movie you might know of his is a vicky christina barcelona. Javier Bardem. Yeah, those are words
I know some of the midnight in paris. That's certainly a play
Blue jasmine. Yeah, I mean, what do you watch faster the furious fucking eight. What do you watch?
No, first of all, I'm asian. So it's tokyo drift. All right. Calm down. All right. That's all we care about
All right. So well, here's the thing like I when when it comes to movies. Yeah, I am I don't know shit
I literally watched uh
Good no not good fellows. What's the other one?
What's that?
Mafium casino. It was good father. Good fellow. Yes. I've seen I've the first time I watched good father. Wait, which one is it?
Oh, good father's a great good father
Not a mafia movie
Good father
Uh, good fellows. Yeah, good. I watched it for the first time last year
I've never seen a lot of movies breakfast at tiffani's all that stuff. So I'm not a big movie boss
I don't pay attention to any of this. Yeah. Yeah, you said good fellas and then breakfast for tiffani's
Yeah, yeah, it's a different genre different genre, but um, we'll get to the point about woody allen so she can
Anyway, so
So, um
one night
He he was at a bar or whatever and he runs into an actress
Her name is you know who me or ferro is?
I know the name. Okay. Good. So me or ferro used to be married to frank sinatra
Okay, she's a young actress, but she made it. She made a move. She was in a movie called rosemary's baby. It's a horror movie. Did you see it?
Guys come on, she was a more asian centric
all right
so anyway, so she
So she's she's married to sinatra and then went after that she married. I forgot his name another guy a composer
She had two kids and then she adopted like five or six kids
Right mostly asian
Okay, so now she has like six seven eight kids
I don't know how many kids right and she's and then she divorces this
This composer and then cut to now. She's in a bar. She meets woody allen. He hits on her and now they're an item
Okay, he and then but
Typically like a guy would be like, oh my god, you have 37 kids. No, thanks, but he was he jumped right in he was jumped right in
Oh, that's not a problem. Yeah, that's not weird at all. Right. Yeah
So then there's little things that she you know, Mia over the years catches him doing like one is
They had an adopted kid named dylan who was a girl
She must that's a problem already. Yeah. Yeah, right
She she she catches she catches woody
um
sticking his finger out like that and teaching dylan how to suck his finger
She was about five. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like, no, you're gonna do it with your tongue and along the way
Is that how it went? Don't
What?
You know
I don't like the way you did that. That's how I suck
Oh, that's my style. I always like the tip first to see what the taste is like
You know, I mean and that's where the hole is. That's where the fucking nutrients are
Right squeeze the juice out. Yeah. Yeah. So um
So so, you know, she catches him doing that
Right, which is weird, right? Yes. Absolutely. Right
and then um
She had an adopted daughter. She had a bunch of
Asian kids, but she adopted one that was later and like she was like seven or eight and her name was suni
And then very authentic. Yeah, very authentic, right? And then
so woody allen had an apartment in new york
and
Mia ferro had a key to the part. He wasn't there. She decided to stop by the apartment and on his dresser drawer
he sees nude photos
of
Her daughter suni completely naked like hustler like legs spread apart. She's in high school
Right, right and and
um
He goes, you know, I you know, I admit I okay. I admit it, but you know, um, it's done
And she doesn't really lead up leave him right away. I don't think what yeah. Yeah, which would be where you would leave, right?
Yeah, so it's just a long story short
She she he leaves mia and he's still with suni
Like like how the 30 years after yeah to 20 years
Yeah, yeah, I mean a part of me is jealous of the longevity because
I've never been anything that long and I want to know what it's like. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you know, you have a boyfriend
How long what's the longest you've ever been with anyone three years?
That's pretty good. Yeah, but you have a boyfriend now. I never talk about it
No, but you have a boyfriend now. I mean like I no matter what I say someone's getting upset
That's what we say or let's let me reframe the question because I feel like I'm in court. Okay. Um,
The longest relationship you've been in is three years, right? Right. Um
In the last year during the pandemic. Sure. Did you see anybody? I've seen plenty of people go outside. I see people
Yeah, but in a sexual way. Uh, yeah, I look at uh, anthony b
Or I mean michael b jordan in a sexual way. I look at fc him. Oh, yeah, yeah, or you know him personally
No, I'll do photos not yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you so you're you're you you um
Can I just ask you this? Sure. We might have to cut this part. You can ask whatever you want. I don't okay, okay
So then don't cut it out. I really really respect the fact that you don't talk about it, by the way
Yeah, that's really cool. Because you there's certain things that I like fully regret that I can never take back
Right, and I'm like, god, is this even still our relationship or does it belong to everyone else?
Yeah, there's that sense of like, oh fuck. I gave too much
Understand. Yeah, I I understand. I understand and I will I will
I will shift my you can keep poking at it because I have fun with it
No, I you know, no, I'll tell you why I don't want to poke at it
Because none of our fucking business is none of my art business, but not number one number two. It's like
Um, I always I'm always mesmerized by people that um aren't like me, you know, whereas
You know everything that I say or do
Is on my sleeve
I just reveal everything a little too much almost he reveals not just things about himself. He reveals things about
loved ones
Partners got it. Um family members everything. So here we're just like just here just fucking with our dicks in her hands
Like, why did he say that about me?
Just all his going through like a tour every single podcast just like giving our deepest darkest
I love it. What were you gonna ask me because I'm kind of curious of what you were because you wanted to cut it. What was it?
All right, but we don't have to cut this part out, but I will all right so
Because you're an attractive young lady, right? And I think that you have a lot of fan, you know, some of your fan base are guys that think that you're cute and stuff like that
so maybe, you know, I know a lot of
comics and male comics who don't talk about being in a relationship because you know, I mean they want to keep that demographic out there
Wondering or whatever. Is that it some of it? That's a part of it. A part of it's like you got to
Keep that illusion up. That's what I was asking. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Another part of it is also when
From what I've seen in the past once you say that you're dating someone
Everyone starts bombarding that person. Yeah, you know
And a lot of the people that I date don't want that
And it just gets kind of creepy sometimes. I remember one of them
I posted a picture with him didn't say anything, but he got like really crazy messages like I'll kill you
Oh, wow. Yeah, so I just want to keep that out. Sure. I would never ask specific names
You know because I'm very polite
Yeah, I have the opposite. If he ever leaves me, no one will have me
Oh, no, I say that all the time like either I have you or God will have you
You know make a choice. Yeah, yeah
But I also don't like to deal with the whole like
YouTube video because I came from YouTube and I don't like doing the whole video like
Hey guys, you know, we broke up, but we still love each other
I don't want to do that. Yeah. Yeah, because I know a friend
Um, man and Matthews. Do you know her? Uh, I know her from yeah, I know who she is. I never met her. Yeah
So man in made this her marriage such a big deal like the wedding and the whole thing
And then like months later all of a sudden he's no longer in photos, right?
And then all of a sudden she had to do like
Explanation videos of like, you know, I love her. She's very talented, but you know, like, you know, that's exhausting
That sounds like you have to like backtrack and now like because like when you're putting your shit out there
It's only really like super shallow level, right?
Right. They don't really know the intricacies of your relationship
So now that they see that you're broken up then you have to explain the intricacies and that's just
The worst that's my fucking worst nightmare. Right. I dated someone briefly that was in uh entertainment also
And when they noticed that we weren't posting things together anymore
It was just every day. Hey, where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
And it's just like I don't want to deal with that. I just don't make anything public ever
Yeah
Fuck do you and I I know. Well, no, I mean, I think we're a different thing though
I think that you and I
I think that you and I started this relationship
And then we did this podcast and we're okay with
And some of the things I've said, I apologize first of all
I
I just want to say, you know, that some of the things I said, okay was um
Really crazy
And I apologize
And I I'm never gonna do that again. Okay. So in the beginning I said some crazy as shit, right?
He would talk about like the color of my vagina. Oh
That's lovely. It's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, it's a beautiful color, right
But it's not even like one of those like, oh, it's just pink. It has to like you have to get really
Pink is fancy with it. Yeah
Mom
Because there's like there's there's the people who are like, oh, it's green, but then there's other people
It's like it's seafoam green
I love seafoam green. Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's our vaginas that are green. No, we're just talking about it's not pink
Oh, because I could I
I there's a I hope not. I have a story about a green vagina. Oh
Oh, is this a dr. Seuss dr. Seuss story? No, no, no. I want to talk about dr. Seuss
But um, let's thank you for bringing that up. But yeah, but can I just tell you my green vagina story?
Sure
So I was in
I've never told this before
Okay, so there was this promoter named mark babbitt. He doesn't have the green vagina. I hope no, he doesn't he has a dick
I want to see it. Yeah. Yeah. So mark babbitt used to be a promoter in texas
And one time I was me
A towel David tell some other people in in a theater and and babbitt goes
I got a lady who's gonna do a show for us, right?
And so we're all excited, right?
And she does a strip show in the green room. She's stripper. Yeah. Yeah, right and
She bends over completely naked and as she bends over her vagina was fluorescent green
Pubs
No, the fucking labia the labia labia. It was like a greenish. Wait, was there a black light in the room? No
And when she did it, yeah, there was a like a gasp that everyone did at the same time. We went, oh
Right, did it glow? It wasn't glowing. No, but it was definitely like algae blooms algae blooms cause like waves to be like
Yeah, it's either she put makeup on it or it's rotten. Maybe she will glow in the dark
I don't know what it was, but I know it also didn't look right
It was like
It was green, but it was like
I was went over by a truck, you know, I mean like a new to bring and so we kind of and we I remember scurrying her out
Anyway, that's my green vagina story. Shewing her out
Back to dr. Seuss though. Okay. I'd like you to sprout that up
He's a he's a little trouble. What's what it's wrong. He's very dead. Wasn't he like a can't cancel. He's dead
Yeah, there was something wrong with him. I forgot what it was. What do you mean?
Wasn't there something like weird about him like a weird thing about no, he's being canceled now. Why?
Um, okay, I'm glad you because I don't know much about it either. So I'm glad we can discover it together
Right. I don't even know how to read
In short his books between like the 1930s and the 1950s. I think are like looked down upon for having a lot of
um
What they considered to be like racist
Um, okay imagery imagery like one of them is like the the zoo one like I ran the zoo is like a kid
Standing on top of like three Asians with like a gun to their heads. Mm-hmm another one
There's a lot of like, um, what they consider like anti-blackness and stuff like that. Right, right. Um, that's all I know and um
Well, I do know that I know that sales are through the roof
Because what I do know though, there was a um, first of all, we had a war
Right with Japan. Yeah, and he did a lot of um
war propaganda posters, right where he would draw Asians as like really kind of buck teeth
And thing but also we're in a war with them, right? So
I guess that's how you draw them, you know, I mean your enemy. Yeah, right at the time was your enemy, right?
I think through time, you know, if he drew these things
In the 80s or 90s, that's one thing, right?
But a lot of these things what year like I saw one where there was a side profile of an
Cartoon Asian guy running with some rice, right? And his side view was just some slits as eyes, right?
Got it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like
I don't think that that's any reason to like ban his books from libraries
They're recalling them now
But it's his establishment that made the call not people
It's not people saying oh, no, it's his it's his own people who are like we're no longer going to be printing these four books
Oh, that's it. I think so. I thought it was all the green eggs and ham and the whole thing
I don't think all of them. I think it's a certain amount of books. Oh, what the fucking ban them? I don't give a fuck
Yeah, I thought they were going to take all of them off the shelves. No, no, no
Did you guys hear about how they're Gen Z's trying to cancel M&M? Yeah, I heard that that's hilarious
What's the story behind that? That's similar to what I'm talking about. Right. So I'm surrounded by
Gen Z shit all the time because I've been I've been doing tiktok and
I guess Gen Z was trying to cancel M&M because of a line that he said in a song out of all songs with the Rihanna
Yeah, um
If if she ever tries to leave again, I will tie her to the bed and set the fucking house on fire
Yeah, so people are like that's so abusive and then so millennials are fighting back like have you not heard his other stuff?
I know don't go don't dig deeper, right?
Yeah, you don't want to do that. But it's like the supreme court his mom and Mariah Carey couldn't cancel him. What the fuck makes you think?
You know that this is gonna work and you can't cancel someone who really just does not give a shit
Yeah, you know, I think is that you think that that has something to do with it? What?
Is is that you know people that are afraid to be can't cancel right?
It just affects it affects them more because they just don't want it to happen
But there are those out there that don't care
Right, right
I think that
There's many there's parts of me that I wish I was like that. What do you mean? Just like just don't care
Yeah, I'm just gonna be myself. You know what I mean? I'm gonna say whatever I want to say
Right, and then whatever the consequences is. I don't really care
You know, I mean, I think the only way I could get to there if I had like 300 million dollars. Yeah
Yeah, stupid rich and if I had 300 million dollars watch my next part
Yeah
My next podcast is gonna be called
I don't even I can't even say
Now because I'm gonna get count you gotta get the money first get the money, but it's gonna have you know, I mean
rf all the g
All the letters in the alphabet. Oh, yeah, and it's gonna it's gonna just guess what it is and it's gonna be like
scandalous
Like I'm gonna say whatever
That's what I really want out of you. What like I would just want like a really honest assessment of the people in your industry
Like what you really think of them instead of playing this like, you know, um, let's play nice and like polite society with each other
I know
The people you really despise. Oh my god have to play nice with I hate having to do that. I know
Oh god, I have so many things to say about that subject
Before I die, I'm gonna just have someone push a button like the moment I push a button
And it's gonna send out a whole entire
An email and after that it just releases the cyanide and then you die. Yeah, and I just die so happy with a smile on my face
Well, what if like let's say you and I
Get a disease, right? I want a sexy one. Give me a sexy one. What's a sexy disease?
I don't even want to say it might get cancelled for that too
Hey, yeah, yeah, let me let me think let me think
Let me think can you get spinal bifida? That's not as sexy as you think my friend
Oh, I just I like the way it sounds. Um, let me think I can't have a baby. Okay. Well, you know, I think it's kind of sexy
I'll see you not do
Is um because gg and Bella Hadid and Yolanda have it. It's Lyme disease
It's really terrible. Let me see in a sexy way. Yeah, baby. I got Lyme disease Justin Bieber has it sexy
No, wait, wait, but Justin has Lyme disease. Yeah, Justin Bieber a lot of yeah, why are these people playing with dears all day?
What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, it's very specific tick from a very specific deer too
But let's say you and I had a disease and we knew we're gonna die. Let's say the December 12th. You you know
You guys are gonna die. Let's do a tell-all podcast
Wow, that'd be great. That'd be so great. I think I almost came just thinking about that
God, that'd be so great because Andrew and I
Santino
I haven't said this I haven't said this before
Yeah, yeah, but one day were you there?
You weren't there. So Andrew and I were in the studio and we go, let's do a podcast right now
Well, that will never air. Oh, yeah
Right, because what do you mean? I go
Just just for you and I
And we spent two hours
And I've never had a better time
In my whole entire life. Yeah, that's the equivalent of making a porn just for for you
You know, that's true. Yeah, no one else. Yeah. Yeah, and it was so freeing now
I don't even believe
Some of the things I said
Right, we just said things just to shock each other
Right, and it was like the things that were coming out of his mouth was making me laugh so hard big. I go
My god, that's the racist thing I've ever heard, you know, I mean, but it was still fun and freeing to do that
So he has an vault somewhere obviously, you know, I mean, hopefully somewhere in Switzerland where you need like, you know,
Three person authentication, whatever. What do you mean?
Because I mean like to get up and find that that's a very yeah
Imagine someone just goes on a mission to find it just to cancel the both of you
Yeah, paulie has a video of me making love to somebody. I don't like that story either
I'm glad you said making love and that I'm hoping there was I've never had sex by the way. I only make love
Wow
I got lime dizzy, baby
It's it's at that point the night that it turns it turns from fucking to making love
It's what he says that that's when it what it turns out. I don't even know what fucking is
I just I do gentle. I love caresses, you know, I mean I kiss the sides, you know, I mean of what of all of it
the bed the bed
This furniture I imagine he starts with a bed, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I you know, I mean, you know
I ease into the vat
You and I are total opposites because I would be the dark side. Oh, you're you like the dark side?
Yeah, I want to see the eyes of god
I want to look in his face like I'm not dead yet
And then they come back to my body wake up me like those dopes
What do you like it rough?
That's an understatement. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, let's just leave it at that. Yeah
All right. I'm sweating. Let's leave it at that
But I don't do rough. I do um gentle stuff, you know, like I do I make love like, um
I could have god in the end moses and jesus in the room approve of your stuff. No, they could be in the room and they would go
Thumbs up
I bet you they would probably like give me a wink like Jesus wasn't a vergee, right? He was an aversion. Yeah
Definitely was a virgin pain. He wasn't a virgin. What he was like
He was ripping women behind the major. I mean, what the fuck was up? George is nodding the george the george is a virgin
Yeah, you're you're a virgin, right? You're a virgin. No, uh, you're christian, right?
Is there anything in the bible that says
That jesus made love
Essentially think about it. He was like a torn. He was pure intelligence. He was a torn comic
He's like traveling from city to city touring
Yeah, I'll lay out to he's got a fan base people falling around right some prostitutes, right?
I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you produce bags or bread
Mary Magdalene was was a lady of the night, but I I think she's just the baddest bitch in history. Yeah. Yeah
Big fan of hers as well. Me too. Um, yeah
He's also he makes probably dope furniture
Oh, he's a woodworker dude. Imagine imagine like
Kissing the side of that. No, no
Bobby gets turned on
the bed
No, imagine going
Imagine going to an antique
Antique furniture store, right?
And you go, I like this, you know coffee table, right?
And you get home and you flip it over and it just says jesus
How much would that be worth? Damn, that's wild. You know that there are a lot of people named. Hey, so yeah, yeah
authenticated
Yeah, you're the antiques
I like the pronunciations around here. It just sounds so much cooler. That's just the way I say
I like it the on teams
But you're at the on teak. You're at the on teak road show, right?
And they go you flip it over I go, uh-huh. It's just a guy named jesus. It's a guy named Jesus
I do no no check it out. But what if he
I just had nicotine in my throat. Sorry
I chewed it in a big wasp of nicotine
A wasp?
I got spinal bifid baby
Oh
How you tell the difference of the name is is it this is how you tell if it's jesus it was etched in
If it was Jesus, it's calligraphy
Ah
It's etched in right and then um the the guy that what's what do they call them?
The appraiser the appraiser goes. That's authentic jesus christ made that how much you think that would be worth
I mean, oh, we saw that documentary about the Mormons killing each other over, you know, joseph smith's documents
Oh, wow. So I imagine if it was jesus, they would the world would collapse
There would be afraid to even ask, you know that you saw did you see that? I'm not even the same dimension right now
You watch any like you watch documentaries or anything on netflix. Yeah, what's the last one murder one? Yeah
Oh, like you said I'll meet some Ramirez Ramirez. That was word. Yeah the night stalker
My dad served my dad served in the same my dad
Did time in the same prison as Ramirez at the same time and saw him
Oh, yeah
Yeah, do they do they know each other so no
So my dad did some pretty hard time and he was in the same prison at the same time as Ramirez and manson
and he told me that
Whenever they transfer one of them from one block to another they shut down the whole prison and
My dad's a really hardened guy like if you look at him now, he's kind of terrifying
And he told me whenever they walk them by if you looked in their eyes, there's just something not right
I've never seen pitch black eyes and while telling me that story. He's like I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it right now
and this is the man that
Actually, I'm not gonna say it on camera, but
He's just like there's just something seriously not wrong with him
But that's what I like murder mysteries and murdery stuff. Yeah, that's interesting that like
Now I wonder as a prisoner like if I'm in prison, right and Richard Ramirez and charles mansons
You
Oh, I would fuck them. That's not what I'm saying. I'd be the survival. Yeah, but I wonder if I'd be like jealous like
I'm not getting no credit
I mean, I robbed those two old ladies
You know what I mean? Like I did something right like I wonder if there was like that jealousy there the crime like the criminal
That criminal adjustment like she outcome when they transfer me. They don't shut no, but nothing down. Yeah, I had a free free
I had kidnapping jealousy
What do you mean? Because there's been so many times where I should have been kidnapped like as a kid
You know, but I like I remember they left me on the side of the roads to eat at the some stall when I was 10 years old in
Vietnam, I didn't get kidnapped and now that I think about him like what am I you were an ugly kid? That's why
Exactly. No, I'm just like you're probably too cute. I was mad. I was like, I'm
I would traffic me
Wait, so you grew up in Vietnam. No, no, no. I was just there for a summer
Yeah, so you weren't trafficked and you know what? I wasn't kidnapped. I mean lucky. Thank god, but it's also the same time like
Yeah, but
I feel like I hate I hate to
When I'm in the Philippines or or in like just anywhere in Asia, I feel really safe
Like I don't I worry about getting fucked up here. Right like when I'm back home
I'm like, no, nothing's gonna happen to me. Like I know this place like this is where I grew up
This is you know, and I'm like
Not necessarily like
Filipino looking, right?
Yeah, but still I don't know about that. You would be you like if I was in the Philippines back in the day
I would have trafficked you for sure. You would have trafficked me. Oh my god. You're half
White, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I speak the language. You could swim
That's the number one. I wouldn't traffic me because I don't I wouldn't choose a kid that looks very agile
You maybe look really agile like you could fuck some shit up. Oh, I was oh, yeah
Yeah, fast runner. No, no just my mouth
That was your dad did so you you weren't born in the vietnam your dad was born in vietnam in the vietnam
My dad was yeah, did he experience some of the war?
Yes, he escaped the war with my grandfather when he was 10 years old
So he was still small my grandfather was a POW came home one day with like missing teeth and everything
And a couple weeks later they hopped on to a boat and they're here
Whoa, whoa. So what I'm saying your your grandfather your grandfather, right?
Was a POW in american camps, uh, vietnam
Well, so he was was he vietcong or was he fighting with was he south vietnam?
South oh, is he was south vietnam?
Right, so he that's why he was able to come here because he was fighting for the south
Yeah, well, I mean like they had to get on a random boat for like 30 days spent like a year in the philippines
Oh, there's like a one island in the philippines called Palawan where there are a lot of vietnam
vietnamese establishments there because that was the closest
Landings place for vietnamese refugees at that time, right? That's where he was
Yeah, you know if I was to fight any country like let's say I was the president of a country. Let's just call it
bubble
Bubble bubble, right? I was a president, right? And I had to choose
You know, I mean a country I was going to invade, right or fight against
The last place would be vietnam
Oh, yeah, you guys are fucking insane. We're in the trees. We won that bitch. I know you guys
I know you guys did because I'm I'm very I've I've watched seen the documentaries and you guys they did hide
In a little can of coke for like three
Right and like and an american soldier would be like, oh, I'm thirsty
I mean they were fucking they could survive in a tree, right?
nine months with you know, I mean a half a can of tuna and a banana, right?
And they would make and cigarettes. Yeah, you guys were so and then make trails out of nothing
Yeah, you guys love making trails. That's I make one of my my military friends sometimes when they fuck with me
I'm like, you better shut up before I semi-on go out the tree
We won this once we'll do it again. I know you guys were just so resilient. You know, I mean, but it was like, um
The north really the vietcong
You know, I mean that the communist side
You guys really did it, you know my hats off to you and um, and I that war um is one of my favorites
Thank you. Yeah, banger. It's a it's a that war was a banger. It's lit. Yeah, that's what my grandpa. He'll be happy about that
Yeah, yeah, tell them um, the music was great
Vietnamese so so the speaking of music, you know what song old Vietnamese people fucking love
Like if you're at a Vietnamese bar and the song comes on they put down their beers and it's like they go into a trance
It's a hotel, california. Of course. Of course. I do that now. I wasn't even in the war man. What a great song
Yeah, I think if someone told me it was because that song was so popular at that time
Yeah, same with my mom on a dark desert high wind
I learned every single I know all the lyrics of the song
Nana, can you please
The way it's true like I learned every word of that song
When I was five years old because they just could not it was on rotation all the time
My mom thought that letter b was metok chi
You know what that means metok chi metok chi anchovy
Yeah, it's a Korean word for anchovy and I go um for years. I would go it's not that why would the Beatles sing about Korean
anchovy it is that
I go it's not and then she
When the internet happened, I told her I showed the lyrics on online. I feel okay
Oh
It would why would the Koreans sing about that? You know, why can't you just let her have it?
I should have had a letter. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's it without my mom my poor. I love my mom
And I have to be honest with you
She my dad, you know my dad, you know my dad, right? My dad was one of those Korean dudes
That doesn't know what music is
Like name me anything about music like a composer a rock band. I don't know. He's like me with movies
Yeah, exactly. Right. I don't know. But even you know what good fellas is he wouldn't not even know anything
And
One time when my dad was in the stroke remember my dad had a stroke and he was paralyzed and my brother
Put headphones in his ear and he played
Eric Clapton's
You look wonderful tonight
And my brother pushed play
And I thought my dad was gonna stand up, you know, I mean and go fuck this, you know, I mean, but he sat there
Tears
Ran down his face. Oh my god
Right and he couldn't believe
That he never heard music before
You know, I mean like he heard it right at malls or you know, like in the background heard it
But didn't listen, but he didn't really at first and he listened to it and tears went down. We were all crying
Oh, wow. Yeah. Um, and there he is right here
Oh
Appa right there. He's in there
But um, hey, I've met your dad after his strokes
What a sweet sweet man. I know that he beat you up a lot and stuff
but he
Was the first person I ever first stranger I ever met that said my name, right?
Yeah, and he couldn't even really like, you know, his he had like
Um, he had a hard time even like speaking at that point
But like he made it such a point to say my name, right? It was so special. So sweet
My mom was back to the story
She liked music and as a kid she would have like
All the Beatles albums Simon and Garfunkel
You mean and that's how I learned anything about music, you know, so thank god for that
Tell me about your you have a podcast. What do you what do you have going?
I stream video games. So that's what I do. Oh
Yeah, I've been tell I told stevie to get you and him on and he's like, yeah, I'll send you my gamertag
No, wait, wait. What are you playing?
Warzone. Yes, you play warzone. Your brother didn't tell you. No
You play warzone. Yes, you're good every night. Um, all right. Which a kd
One point something. Yeah, I don't even have that. I have a point something. All right, so but do you play
Wait, wait, so do you play the island or do you play the you know that what's it called rebirth island or ver dance or ver dance
Or dance so you don't do rebirth island. I haven't touched it yet. Why?
It's we okay. How about this give her the tour. How about this? We play rebirth tonight
I'm down. Okay. Yeah
We do you have an app where I can where I can um
You can see my face too when we're streaming because Eric Griffin does that sometimes. Are you on discord?
I think I can get discord. Yeah, if you have discord on your computer with a camera on your I don't have that's the setup right there
Uh, so you have to do the app through the phone. Yeah, I gotta do the app through the phone
She's looking at your game. She's like, we don't have to we don't have to stream me right stream it
But you can get my audio, right? So we'll go to ver dance. So now um, I just
what
Is it pitiful?
Is everything okay?
What is your setup look like? Oh god, it looks like it looks like a space station. I have like three monitors. Oh my god
Oh, I don't listen. I don't stream and I play. Yeah, you don't need that. No, you don't need that crap. Yeah
So you play um, so br so you battle white. What do you like about it?
Uh, the fast pace I like I like really fast-paced games and I'm usually a sniper
So I watch over everyone. Yeah, why okay? I'm gonna tell you about sniping. Oh, no
I got my I got a collateral yesterday and lost my mind. Oh really?
What does collateral mean? Uh one bullet two kills. Oh
I love when that happens
You've done that. No, but I my brother and I've been shot at the same time
We've been the collateral. It's almost the same. Yeah that one time my brother went
How did we die at the same time? And I told my girl a sniper shot through my head and then through your head
Oh, that's the worst way to die
Also, my brother got killed got killed last night by um, two times by helicopter
Oh, you know where he was flying in
Right and a helicopter just ran
Right. Yeah, I mean my brother also dies in the most, you know, my dad and brother died last week from
this is the from a um
My brother died from a loadout
What's a loadout? Also a loadout is this right?
This is a loadout
It's a box of bolts from the sky with supplies
It's a supply box
If you gather enough money, right? You can go to a buy station and buy a loadout, right?
It gives you good guns the guns that you have customized, right?
On and you throw down like a what a gas canister and then it goes a helicopter flies by and drops this box
It's not that fast. It warns you basically and it goes loadout
You know exactly because the canister's red, you know, my brother stood
Underneath the fucking thing and he dies you got smashed by a box and he died
And we laughed so hard and then he raged out
So I got stuck by a grenade for the first time ever yesterday and I felt like not only did you kill me
But you fucked my mom afterwards. Yeah, you know, um sniping is cheating. Oh, yeah. No, I'm telling you
I'm telling you what okay, so, um
sniping is cheating
It is camping at the worst on the worst level, right?
Because you're not even camping up close and personal you're camping like a mile away
So it just it's basically you're a coward. Well, how does the sniping work compared to what you do?
Okay, what I do is this right? Oh god, I can't even imagine what you do Bobby
I've seen a rage. They're a controller. Yeah, I've got a controller. So what do you play on?
Is it a is it a console? He doesn't he doesn't do pc
Okay, you know what you elitist fuck
All right, I don't all right. I don't do it like you right. I don't need the fancy gizmos
All right, I'm like a kid like in Nigeria or whatever playing all right. I have his setup
All right shitty internet the whole thing right and I can still do it. That's her. That's her machine
Or one of them. That's one of my machines. Yeah
Gina that is beautiful
Like if you had that set up, maybe I'd let you play more babe. That's my baby. I got 30 90 in that thing
How do I get that? Oh good luck. What do you mean? Good luck. You don't think I have the finances
No, it's not the finances. Good luck finding it. Oh
Oh, yeah, you know, there's elitist people in every fucking walk of life industry industry and you're one of them
All right, so I'm going to say that let me go back to sniping
I'll explain to you what's nice. Yeah, tell me
You fly in right
And you're on the roof of a building or on a cliff right and basically you lay on your belly or on your knees
And you look through a sniper at my best right you look throughout, you know, I mean a scope
And you see people miles away, right? And you sit there sometimes for 10 minutes, right?
Just listen, all right, and then you'll see some some guy like me
Really in the battle
Fighting people of close and personal hand to hand hand to hand baby like a real warrior, right?
Samurai knife knife and I'm about to shoot this guy and I'm dead from somebody some pussy that shot me a mile away
Yeah, but that's isn't that just a smarter strategy to be a sniper?
It's if you want a good woman. Yeah, good woman. Okay. If you want to be cheap. Yeah
No, well, no, if it's like a real war, I'm not gonna hand to hand combat like I will find my spot
And but check out what I did yesterday. All right. Now. What's better that or
I'm sitting there in construction zone. I'm playing for I'm playing the uh, rebirth island
And when you walk into this construction building, let's just imagine. This is the building, right?
There's two openings, right?
But this right here is a blind spot, right? And there's like, you know, like like crates
I just kind of kneeled on these crates on this corner and I just waited there. It's even worse. No, it's not
No, it's not. No, no, no, no, I'm shooting shadows. What are you doing? No, no, no, it's a ninja
It's a ninja. It's like that'll go solid. What snake eyes would you like? No, no, no
Here's the end is a sniper and you should know
No, no, no, I don't even know what you're saying
So anyway, people were drifting into this construction like you know what I mean?
And I was just shooting them shooting them pile of bodies eight bodies
I killed eight people right and everyone I'm playing on with my oh, dude
That was great, dude. You know, I mean, you're the best, you know, this and that I know man
I'm not a pussy sniper like, you know, I do a hand-to-hand
A close and personal right so you can also grab their fucking shit like they drop money, babe
Right from a mile away, right? You shoot somebody you can't grab any other shit other people get it for you
That's how you got through life
Bobby, I mean like the way though, okay, let's let's defend yourself. Okay, sure. So what
Tell him the truth basically what bobby saying is he can't aim
Is what it is. Okay, so he he's he spray and pray and hope at least 40 of those bullets hit, right?
I
For us, it's one shot one kill. All right. I mean yesterday one shot two kills, you know, you know, I'm a deal
Um, but you're gonna be changing your two when I'm protecting you, right?
I would love to have us on have us on your team
Yeah, I don't I don't I don't play with snipers
Okay, you're right. I don't play with snipers, right? Let me ask think to myself would I know I'll tell you why
Because we play with this English guy name, um, his name is Matt. He has one arm
And he he's a black belt in tech one doll and he's from
What's Welsh?
whales whales that whole sentence was magnificent
Thank you
So he has one hand, right and he plays uncounseled like you, right? He's very talented. He's PC. He's PC. He's still on PC. I mean
and I think his name is
Bush Matt what I don't know what it's game. But he's very you've played with him, right? Once. Yeah. He's a sniper guy, right?
What my brother doesn't like when playing with him is is that like we'll be on a rooftop, all right
And Matt will get four kills. Yeah, and my brother just standing around
Collecting money being useless being useless because he gets all the kills. It's not as fun. We don't play with him as much
Right because you guys, you know, cheat
Your good aim is your your good aiming is cheating, right? You aim ball. No, here's what it here
I'll be honest. Let's be honest with you. It is skill to do it, right?
And here's here's my honest opinion about it, right?
Without snipers the games wouldn't be as fun, right?
Because it is fun to look out in the into the you know the sunset to see those sparks glints
The glint says that's why I have smoke bombs
I have smoke bombs so that I can hide right
But here's what I don't like you guys think that we
The campers are cheating. Do you?
If you get killed by a camper, do you think it's cheating?
Okay, so here's the thing. I mean when you're a sniper, you're supposed to be
Hiding in the bushes somewhere and and sniping so you're supposed to kind of sit there a little bit, right?
But if you're running a mid-range gun, you should be running around
Killing instead of just sitting in a corner. So that's what's actually cheaper that we've been hating campers since
I mean like xbox lobbies back then
So there's snipers and there's campers. No, no, no, that's not true. That's not true. Let me just I know we're oh at the end
But I just have to
No, no, we have to do we're doing a little segment, but we have another thing. Oh, just anyway, let me just
You gotta bust it. No, you don't have maybe flustered. I just need to get my words out. Okay, and don't ever fucking say that again. Okay, okay?
Um
I got lime disease
Oh, here's here. All right
There are campers, right that um, just sit in or some random corner, but there is strategic strategic camping, right?
Places where no one else would even think about going, right? And that has the most flow of traffic
I think that that's skill as well to memorize a map and an environment to do that, right is skill too, right?
I think that people that run around and just start shooting people like nine people. That's just, you know, you know tit for tat
You know, what I do is different. Anyway, let's move on at the end of and and
You'll see
Fuck you, you'll see. Oh, I can't wait to play tonight. It's gonna be great. You're an idiot
Fucking idiot. So, um at the end of our podcast, we do unhelpful advice
So people email with problems and and we and we can help them or not help them. All right
Unhelpful advice with Gina darling
Hello, my name is Taiyo and I am 19 years old
I've been kicked out of my house by my Korean dad two weeks ago after having several fights
Most of which were resolved through violence and after spending a few days homeless. My friend's family let me stay at their house
I can't see myself forgiving him anytime soon. I plan on not taking talking to him for a very in a very long time
Do I cut him out of my life completely or do I try to talk to him again down the line?
Taiyo, I just cannot get away from Koreans, huh?
my god
Kicked out of the house and listen
my dad was
so very violent
and especially that age from
I don't know 12 to
I was in my 20s, you know, he was very violent
but
Things always change. They you know, what's great is he he'll change
I mean everyone changes
He'll get older, right? He'll do some reflection
Especially when he gets older like kind of in his 50s and 60s people don't know some people don't
some people don't because my uncle Carlo. He's still what he was in jail for how long like
2015 to 20 years for a murder killing my other uncle
and like
Philippine families are wild
But they um, you know, he's still anytime anyone is out of line
He puts on that threat pretty thick. He's like, you know, where I come from, you know, what I've done
Why are you talking to me like that and everyone in our family's like, oh, okay
Like we don't cross them because we genuinely don't think that he has changed
Yeah, this is such a common Korean family dynamic like I've
I know another person who got kicked out of the house same thing violent Korean dad
uh
But on his and on in his story, he actually
Rekindled forgave and they have a great relationship now
So some people change some there needs to be space though between them. Absolutely. Yeah, they cannot it's like co-worker
Lover parent it doesn't matter if there's violence there. Just get the fuck out create that space between you
You can't be in the same household, right?
They didn't rekindle and so they really he was like very much an adult
very much an adult and it's such a common thing in Korean families the
dads are
pretty
Angry
Yeah, but they they think they calm down later on. Yeah, but it's it's interesting because our culture is changing
and I think that you know
people are more sensitive that that kind of you know, um
that lifestyle but um
That kind of environment, you know, and I just can't believe that that shit still goes on
Especially with because you know, we are changing as as a as a planet in terms of how we feel about certain things
And I just feel bad that must be even more because back in my day
When I was it was like you look at other Korean kids with a black eye
And you'd be like, you know, that's just what it is
It was more accepted. Yeah, you mean that kind of violence, you know, I mean, but I just don't know why it still continues
You know, I mean, but it does
I feel bad for the kid. But you know, I think that if and if it doesn't change move on with your life and just don't repeat the behavior
Yeah, I don't I'm never gonna hit my kid. All right, right ever
You know, I'm never gonna. Um, I just also don't think that hitting is not effective
It just is like, you know
There's no amount of like my parents obviously let my mom hit me a lot and stuff
But it didn't change any bad behavior. She thought I was having it made you hide it better
Yeah, it made me it made me a worse like
Mal-adjusted right kid and teenager and it made me more rebellious even same and it wanted
I wanted I was looking for revenge. You were hit too. Oh, yeah
Shit beat out of me. But look at us now
I mean, what did what happened?
I'm not I have a long way to go. I am it doesn't matter. I mean just but I know but let just as as an argument like for me, it's like
You know, they say stop bullying
Yeah, right, which is true. Stop doing it
But I don't know if I would be in the place that I'm at now
If I wasn't bullied if I wasn't bullied. Yeah, but I'll tell you the one thing that keeps me going
It's always been fuel for me
I'll show you
You mean even as a kid or am I getting bullied and going your one day I'll show you
Yeah, but not everyone is built with that same blueprint
I'm just saying for me specifically. Yeah, I'm not saying it's good for everyone. I'm just saying for me
you mean that is like for me to
Go to a coffee shop
To do stand-up for the first time in the mid 90s, right?
It was like I have to do it to show these fucking fuckers. You know, I'm not a fucking loser
You know that have to win a little bullying a little bit of childhood trauma gives you good personality a little bit
Just give me a little bit. Yeah, I think molesting molesting is not good. Mm-hmm. No never never never been
I feel like because like as a parent when you back then when you're beating your child because you
Don't know any other way to teach them better. You want them to be better and it's it's disciplining them
But molesting is a solely selfish purpose for their own sexual gratification. So it's never you know
Yeah, I mean we talk about this on
Um on bloodbath with annie and ester because we all were raised so differently
Some of us were beat more than others one was not beat at all and we all are fucked up in our own ways
There's just it's a good experiment to show like basically like you just never really know how someone's gonna turn out
There's so much more at play than just you know your relationship with your parents even though it is a big part of it
Yeah, like I was watching american idol dealer day and there was this guy named
First of all, I have to say the Katy Perry
I like you you're likable. I think you're a great, you know judge or whatever, but you got this guy wrong
All right, I forgot his name, but he sang a song called the painted man or whatever
Oh, yeah, you remember you saw him nice song. Yeah
And she didn't she luckily lionel and a luke. Yeah, you know past him
But she's like it's a gimmick whatever he's doing. But then when he you heard his live story
He's blind in the left eye. His parents died from drug overdose. He was by himself the whole time, right?
He went in there and he killed it man. He was amazing
But my point is is that he doesn't seem like he came from that kind of lifestyle
But he puts all his you know me angst, I guess and his creativity into his music and he shows up at american idol
It's a big risk. You know how scary that is imagine how scary that is
Yeah, you walk into you
Yeah, you walk in all of a sudden and it's like there's these fucking huge stars in front of you
And then you got to sing your little tune
Pretend that you the tv camera
Another filipino favorite
Ado vice. Yes. It's one of great ones
sound of music, baby
Anyway, so does that enough? Yeah, that was great guys move out. Gina. Yeah, what's your handles and stuff?
Oh, am I doing my little plug now? Yeah. Oh, you guys can look me up anywhere. It's miss. Gina darling. M. I. S. S.
Jaina g. I. N. A. Darling
I'm on everywhere. Follow me on there. Come watch me stream
hopefully tonight with you and your brother and and he will
Take back. Well, what time do you get on usually seven or eight and then I usually go on to like two or three in the morning
How about this? How about this at seven or eight? So at eight o'clock, right? Because my brother doesn't get on until 10 30
So eight o'clock would you have a couple of people that I can just join? Yeah
Absolutely. So let me just be a tag along fourth guy or whatever. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that'd be fun
Do you do not like it when um, let's say for instance like he's not up to your skill level would that bother you?
No
Why are you so it's like american idol pressure right now. Jesus. No, I don't I don't mind at all
I mean, it's for my stream you come in to watch because not because you want like amazing gameplay, but you want
Fun conversation
And just a bunch of shitheads playing. I'm also
crazy funny on it
Okay, like I'm going to be like where the fuck are you? I would love that. You know what I mean?
I would love that. What are you doing on that hill? Yeah, I'm going to be that guy. It'll be great. All right
Can we get her low now?
Who has the money? Who has the money? You know what I mean? Get the money together, you know what I mean?
And they would love you for it. I mean like my like my stream my community we sit around we talk about buttholes for like three
I love buttholes. I love it. All right. I love buttholes
So I have to say too, you know, you know, it was a nice conversation where you have a um
You know, there's a way about you that's familiar and it was very easy at first. I was like she's an hour late
Keeps thinking longer and longer. She's two hours late
I don't know, but you know, it was you know a very easy
Z, you know, I mean really cool, you know, I mean vibe about it
Which so we you're the door we don't say this to everyone
But the door is always open if you ever want to plug something come on to our podcast again
um, I would like to promote
My girlfriend you're promoting it for me. No, yeah, that's so sweet. You should get an r podcast
An art on our podcast. Oh our big mood. Yeah, we have the big mood podcast with me and the jk girls that you've met before
Yeah, she was she bring her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to have you would love to check out big mood podcast
Yeah, I would love to would love absolutely love but can I promote hers now? Yeah
Fuck
So we have um, you know, I'm really proud of my little bunny here because
I'd like to be happy you guys
Pretty good eight years. Gina. Yeah. Oh pure torture
so, um
She got together with
Esther Pavinsky and annie letter. Pavinsky
whatever
And they she you know, I have to say she really worked hard at at getting the sets george helped
George made them all
Getting you know, everything, you know, because it's not easy you can you know, there's a lot that goes on
and in terms of like, you know, what
The the the theme is what the vibe is going to be the town
You know, I mean getting all just the whole vibe out there
It's it takes a lot of work and she's done a lot of things, you know in this last year during the pandemic
to um
Generate things for her and I'm really proud to see that, you know
And so she has a podcast with these two other women called bloodbath and it's doing really well
And um, they're killing it and I really am very happy for her and I'm proud of her. Thanks. We appreciate, you know
I have a boil on my face right here. It doesn't look horrible from where I'm sitting
I know but it hurts so bad. I don't like those under the ones that stay there for two months
I have an under cheek the under ones with no head. No opening. Oh, yeah, you could feel like it's uh
It's like a groundhog. Yeah, I have perfect skin. So I can't really relate but I do have perfect skin
And it's oh fuck you though. It's so
No, no, you know, it's it's funny. Have you ever had a body pimple?
Yes
On my butt
Yeah, yeah, that's oh, that's not a real body pimple because I feel like that's just from sitting on like dirty surface
Oh, uh
Body like a small random whitehead on like an arm
Or like if you don't have chests near back, me you i used to have back when i was a kid
I don't know what the hell happened.
I'm perfect now.
When you first came in, I go,
this is all right.
I wouldn't say the best skin I've seen.
You know what I mean?
But when she first came in,
that's pretty good skin for Asian, you know what I mean?
Pretty good.
Not bad, you know?
You have Edward James Olmos has bad skin, right?
You have Kate Blanchett has perfect skin.
Probably in between that, right?
But for you to say that is fucking crazy.
No, you have really nice skin.
Give her a round of applause, everybody, for this one.
Thanks for having me.
Hello, everyone.
It's me, Yobert, and one of my good friends, George Kimmel.
Wait, nothing.
Coming in hot.
Coming in hot with some merch in his hand, guys.
Take a look at this right now.
March 16th, you can go to thetigerbelly.com
or sleptkingdom.com to grab yourself these playing cards.
It's a one of a kind deck.
They're going to be a limited run.
Look at that one.
Guys, is that crazy?
You can get the Joker card with George on it
and never use the card ever.
How crazy is that?
Yeah, why did I get the card that you just throw away?
You know, there was an original pitch
where we put your card on the instructions.
You just put your face on the throwaway instruction card.
Good thing I'm the one that pays the deposit on these.
For the artist?
Yep.
Where else?
That would have happened.
All right, guys, take a look at the cards.
George, there's an amazing box.
Show them the box.
That's a big box.
And then not only do we have these amazing playing cards
that are coming out on Tuesday, March 16th,
check out those shirts.
Seems like a reprint.
Yes, it does.
Fan favorite.
A lot of people were asking for these.
We're finally bringing back the OG original
long sleeve gray and white.
Me walking down the street, being so good to me.
Yeah, yeah.
One of a kind shirt.
Guys, also check out what George is wearing.
On his left chest, it is the slept kingdom hoodie.
We actually made, I think when we first printed that,
it was literally a small batch.
So we didn't think it was gonna sell.
So we reprinted some more.
So if you guys missed this,
this is the original, original, original, original version
of the hoodie.
Actually, I take that back.
It's an upgraded hoodie.
New and improved.
New and improved.
It's actually an upgraded hoodie.
Better quality fabric and material.
So guys, make sure you guys cop those on Tuesday, March 16th.
Also, thank you too.
Also, if you wanna get your questions read here
by my muffled voice,
go to adviceunhelpful at gmail.com.
And remember, we are also taking video submissions
and those are our first preference.
So if you wanna send a video in question form,
keep it like a minute to 90 seconds long
and you can throw that.
Seems like if you get to send a video
and you're probably really liking it.
Just send a video.
Just send a video.
If you're one of those people on Reddit
or anywhere else that's like,
how long does it take you to get to questions?
Why haven't you done mine?
Try asking it as a video.
Try asking it as a video.
Maybe pare it down a little bit, like hit some bullet points,
you know, and then do it as a video.
That is the way to get on, guys.
Guys, also, you know what I haven't said
on this podcast?
We haven't.
Please, first of all, just one,
thank you for all the listeners here.
And also, remember to give us five stars on iTunes
if you're listening.
Leave us a review.
Where else can, like, what else helps the show, George,
on the top of your head?
Going on YouTube, like, giving it a like.
Like, subscribe, hit that bell.
Guys, hit that bell.
You know, the faster you hit that bell,
the faster I get circumcised, okay?
So it's already gonna happen,
but we just speed up the process
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We love you guys so much.
Make sure you follow this handsome guy,
rockin' our merch at George underscore Kimmel.
You can follow me at Gilbets Bobby,
at Bobby Lee Live, Clolly Climby K.
Make sure you check out Blood Bath Podcast.
Make sure you subscribe to that.
Make sure you check out Big Mood.
YouTube.com slash Blood Bath Girls.
Ooh, official title.
And also make sure you check out Big Mood,
Gina's podcast that George is a hands you there
in the background as well.
That beautiful laughter.
And you know what?
If you guys are missing the MMA minute,
or the whole family, you're, oh, just wait.
I cut you off.
Wow, during your, promote it for me.
Promote it for me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Guys, if you're missing the MMA minute,
we will bring it back on this show.
But I also do an MMA show with bad friends, friends.
Alex Warzone, Kung Fu Nick, and my friend Gilbert
that Bobby has talked about on Bad Friends.
We do an MMA podcast where we just basically talk
some hot news, hot takes, and we just fuck around.
So that's, we out here, MMA on YouTube,
and it's gonna be on Spotify soon.
And George, are there any other things
that we need to discuss?
Are there any new developments that you'd like to promote?
This is really important.
Where come people find your baby registry?
At the...
On Amazon?
At the...
Actually, yeah, technically.
Actually it is, but...
But you know what?
If you guys wanna send something to George,
you can still do it at our PO Box.
I'm gonna be checking those soon again.
So George, what is our PO Box?
I'm gonna get a call.
1626 North Wilcox, number 161.
Hollywood, California.
Nine, zi...
I've got five different zip codes in my mind.
While he's looking for that zip code,
just make sure you put the attention to Tiger Belly
or my name, Gilbert.
And also maybe add George there,
so I know to give the package to George.
Yeah, guys, thank you for everything.
George, do you have that zip code?
Five, four, three, two...
Nine, zero, zero, two, eight.
There you guys go.
We love you guys so much.
Have a good night.
It's also in all the descriptions, guys.
Yeah, I don't know why we made that whole thing.
Bye, guys.
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