TigerBelly - Ep 321: Steebee & Jeremiah & the School of Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda (Scissor Bros x TigerBelly)
Episode Date: November 3, 2021Steve's Brother might still have a shot at the Hall of Fame. The Sweeter Lee and Jeremiah visit Poway High. Khalyla cares if it's King Kong's birthday. We talk the Scissor Bros' influence, ha...iry coach knuckles, a Temple redemption story, and Amazon sex position compliments. "I don't care if it's King Kong's Birthday"Support us by supporting out sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Do you want me to say no to Steve? I'm asking you directly. I'm your older brother
Look at me right now
Before we even start nothing's on right. No, we're not recording Steve. Yeah. Yeah. Do you eat your boogers?
And you know what when you did that when you made that sound yeah, you didn't hear my heart crack
It went like this
Great you still eat your boogers fool. I know
Let's talk about your toes
You you want to talk about body parts? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well then let's let it go
I don't want to know no, alright. I know let it go. Okay and we're back
Don't do that episode of tiger belly Steve the scissors bros Steve. I'm the so I want to introduce you guys
Okay, sorry still is my podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Let's do it let's do
You're doing fucking cross the sorcery, this is my brother right here, this is my other brother
I'm gonna introduce you do the countdown
Five four three two
Welcome welcome welcome to another episode of Tiger barely. I'm your friend Bobby Lee
Going around making it happen
Party time you will say
Party time you will say
Doing it right doing it wrong belly of the tiger belly of the tiger. Okay. Anyway. Yeah, welcome to another episode. I'm your
host and
Let's start from the top tiger belly. Oh
Welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I feel great today
Because I have family in the house, right? We've got you dude
Your family now the tried you're my second cousin. Thanks, man. And who's your first you are
And my lover your lover is your first cousin. Oh, we can do that. Yeah, and my lover
Yeah, we're like from West Virginia
Oh, yeah, the Appalachian Mountains
I will share a trailer with you if we grew up in the Appalachian mountains. I heard it was Appalachia
Whatever it is, right? You and I would just have gums no teeth. Yeah doing math in a trailer
Have you guys heard of Amazon style love making? No, it sounds I just okay
I'm so behind on this but let's introduce them first. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, you guys are gonna do it
We're gonna Amazon style. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what we got today is I'm so excited because we've got um, I don't know
One of the most wholesome's you're a wholesome white and you know what out of your dude out of all the whites
I've ever met you're the purest
I'd say so I would say so and you make my heart glow. Wow, right? Not a big glow but a dim light
She's okay. So we've got one half of the scissor brothers. Don't we're not gonna clap yet. Okay. All right. The other one is a more famous
Brother my famous brother, right? He's more famous than I cut that out kill cut that out. No, no, don't cut it out
I'm done. No, don't cut it out time stamp time stamp it right. He's older
He's funnier. I read on I'm on the internet. I'm your younger brother. No, no, I'm on the internet. I'm younger brother
I read comments, bro. I'm your younger brother and just based on the comments, right? I'm the younger brother
I'm your young. I'm the less funny. I'm the less more famous one
And so that's why I want to bring you out of your mind. What are you been saying on yours though on scissor brothers?
That's what the people say we don't say
Oh
Can we do three scissors, what's three scissors one
Why I don't know it's my OCD. Oh, there's yours. You have to do three
Do you do that around the house? Do you have to touch things and whatnot? Yeah, which ones? What do you do?
I touched my fridge three times. Did you steal his OCD ticks? No, that was mine first. Mm-hmm. Was it really? Yeah
That's not what the internet. Yeah. Yeah
But did you steal the thing where I do with the cracks on the street or no?
Everyone does the cracks on the
Stole that from TV. Oh, yeah, I did yeah from like with that one Jack Nicholson Helen Hunt
Yeah, yeah, you know that we went to Pauie recently. Do you know that well?
I heard you FaceTiming him while you were at your old house where you grew up
so we went to that house and
It was pretty pretty cryptic, right? What does cryptic mean? It was like the movie poltergeist like
There's no one there, but there's some furniture still like it was a sale. I don't we don't know
We don't know kind of looks semi-abandoned or if somebody's just like leaving their stuff there because there's like a couple portions
Was this the haunted house? Yeah. Yeah, that's why yeah, I know I was telling you yeah
Oh, they got the hell out of there the building the color of the house
I mean is different the pools gone. Yeah used to be Tanner. Yeah, don't you think was it darker? Yeah, it was darker
It's too light. I don't yeah, right the pools gone completely completely mom's gazebo still there
Yeah, right basketball court gone gone. You guys grew up with all of it. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was surprised to find out
Yeah, he was he was surprised that like we grew up in such a like well-to-do kind of neighborhood. Yeah
You did Green Valley, baby. Yeah, is it so-called Green Valley, baby? Yeah, we drove by Painted Rock. Yeah
We want to paint a rock. Yeah. Yeah, we want to paint a rock
So um, there's some bad news from your voyage and your experience that I heard on the phone
What are you talking about? Yeah, if you want me to get into it. I will please do um you saw the
Coach Coach Brands. Oh, that was good news. We saw we so my brother hunted down
I did Steve Branstad or the his not only did we hunt him down. We went to the new wrestling facility. Oh, you're wrestling
Oh, yeah, or yeah, and tour he unlocked it. He unlocked it for us because the new coach was in Vegas with it at a tournament
Yeah, yeah, so he had key like we went this is a two million dollar facility is your names fill up there
By the way, can I go ahead? Go ahead? Okay? I know you guys have talked about how you used to wrestle Poway and stuff
Yeah
Steve is a celebrity there. His name is
Everywhere his picture is everywhere up on the walls behind glass cases on plaques. What it's amazing
Give me Steve. Yeah
Is that real?
That is real Steve when you walk I feel bad for him though
Oh
The way he talked about you, it's oh wait, don't don't point just slow down. Wait. Wait. Wait. The way he talked about you
degrading
Disrespectful
Demoralizing yeah, he talked about you like you're still in rehab
All right Bobby am I lying I got offended on your behalf. Well, he's right the way the way he talked about you
It was insane. All right, so let's go dude. Oh, he said coulda woulda shoulda
He goes he goes he goes Bobby
He goes he said Bobby graduated from the school of what I coulda and she's
Enough said
So coulda woulda shoulda and you know what's the best part what we caught on camera so you can rewatch it?
We have it on camera. Yeah. Yeah, we vlogged everything. Did you explain to him though?
Just dude. He doesn't he said he's like oh what it hurt. He does comedy
He's he said it like well, but it was such a disrespect. It was such a dismay
Yeah
I guess he's a comedian or something now. Oh, we talked about it for like a half hour in his car like dude
Isn't that like he lives in his own microcosm like yeah, it made me realize like that's his world
What was your relationship with him when you were explain the story? Oh, all right?
So in my junior year in high school, okay? I
Went to rehab and went to the McDonald's Center, okay?
When I got what's so fucking funny dude
No, no keep going when I got out of the fucking big dolly. What the fuck bro. I love it. This is good
All right, so my junior year, right? So my senior year. I'm sober now, okay?
I had got through the summer. I'd gone to a bunch of meetings and and me and my sponsor at the time
Decided because I had to do so many credits in school to graduate that he said my sponsor was just like
You you have to cut weight down to 105 you weigh 125 now damn. I don't think that's a healthy thing
I think we should more focus on the school work
Maybe take the year off because you don't really like wrestling anyway or whatever so I wouldn't let the coach brand center
I remember it vividly
Like a coach he's like 105 right we're getting ready
I go, I'm not gonna wrestle this year and he got he looks at me like this and
That's the last exchange I've ever had with him. Oh, you're dead to him. Whoa
What do you buy but what do we buy bye?
Bye bye Bobby. I have your back. Oh, you have my back. Yeah, there's more to life than wrestling. I know not in his eyes
I know that's why he's a winner, man
He produces champions, you know who graduated from the school woulda coulda shoulda with honors Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, didn't Tom DeLong graduate from there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but he didn't graduate from that school
He wasn't on the wrestling team. Yeah, the wrestling team was it's in a prestigious
Sporting event at our school. It's so nice the new the new facility my Lila called the new facility is like a college
Like division one. Yeah, like a real facility. It's probably still like number one. Oh, they're like nationally ranked
Yeah, it's crazy. They have a slammer's program now for kids
Yeah, we went to yeah, we got these there because Steve was there he let us have whatever we wanted
He's like, oh, yeah, take whatever you want. We would have gone with you. Yeah, I don't I don't know
But this is the thing you forgot to mention
That he was mad because he was slated to wrestle varsity
So that's important, you know, how's that? Of course. I was gonna varsity 105 pounder
Yeah, a senior. I know he won't do it rather me fucking do meth and drop the weight and go fucking wrestle my senior year
Or did you would you rather me be sober which which I did and sober fat and sober dude
Can I ask you this did that technically the coach can't say that he wants one or the other?
But we know which one he wanted
Yeah, yeah, can I give Bob? Oh, I get one. Yeah, okay
My bad
No, I wanted to say
Okay, I'm not gonna say nothing. So this is not a birthday thing
I will open it in a second. Okay, but is this gonna hurt me? No. No, it's not gonna rub it
This is all I respect dude. It's out of respect. It's not gonna be a short. That's a shoulda coulda
University. Oh, oh, I was smiling. You're gonna get that merch at the new merch at Tiger Valley. Oh
Why'd you get him an XXL
He literally wears medium
Bob do you want to say a message to the coach? Yeah Bob give a message for a message right now
Please give him a message dude. You got it. Dude. Tell me your credits, man
We need to record tell them your movie credits man. You gotta let the world know man. Go ahead man
Go ahead man that Branstead or no. All right, man. All right. I'm okay. I'm kind of hurt
All right, I'm kind of hurt. I think I can get through it. Why are you so why are you like, right?
It's crazy. It's crazy, right, but can I I'll be honest with you? Yeah, it does burn
And I feel it it burns in my heart damn
It's like a low burn on the bottom half of my heart and it's probably gonna linger there for a couple of weeks
It breaks me
Okay, no, don't put your fucking hand out. Yeah. Can I go ahead and give you a saving grace? Can I give you a saving grace?
Okay before we left
He said a lot of stuff about you can see
And the scissor bros up
Yeah, but one of the things that I did yeah before we left. Yeah, I asked him
I said, hey, do you have any influence on the high school Hall of Fame and
He goes I do know some people on the he knows the board. So this is what I said
This is what I said
Hello, brother. I thought of this wait, let me just get this straight. Okay, you're gonna be on the no
You want to make me cry right now? No, no, no, really?
Yeah, cuz if you tell me that I'm gonna be on the board and I'm gonna be in the Hall of Fame
I will start to cry right the scissor bros are gonna make that happen. How are you guys gonna broker that deal?
I already emailed him already emailed them
It's gonna have a beautiful email with your list of credits and why you should be considered. Yeah, we're waiting on a response
Yeah, this is real. This is real though. He says he has influence on the board who are so funny. Yeah
They're gonna be in the Hall of Fame of Poway
We're okay. You know, here's where I'm not very help me baby. Where are you positive news?
The long is not even on it. Well, forget Tom. It's but as we know with everything else
It's all who you know in that in that field and he has he's a pillar of the community there and I asked him
I was like, is there any way like, okay? Yes, that being said, this is the closest I've gotten
I'm just saying it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. I have my response to coach Branstader with all the information
Okay, okay. Think about it. Please think about it. I already just did no really think it tells me to think about it all the time
I think it through before I do it. All right. No, go
Okay, hold on call him coachy. No voice or reason. Yeah
It's me
Let me just all right, Eric
Dear coachy
It's me Bob
Hi pretty good
I want to say from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry that in my senior year that I chose not to
Participate in the wrestling program
I felt like I was focusing on
My sobriety and who I am as a person and trying to figure out what this whole thing life is
But in retrospect, I do apologize. I also want to thank you for your influence
right because you're the first man I've
I've seen Harry Harry knuckles
He had Harry knuckles
No, honestly, I remember as a kid
Yeah, yeah
I remember him like, you know, because I'd be like on the bottom like during coach
Yeah, and he'll get no you gotta grab the wrist like this, right?
So he put his hand on over the other guy's wrist and I would see his Harry knuckles
And I would go I remember thinking to myself. I go I've never seen that before that's cool, right
So you're the my first Harry knuckle experience
Right. You're also somebody I was scared of but I looked up to and I think that you're a true champion of all time
Okay, and I also want to say that if you can help me
facilitate this Hall of Fame situation, right that my gratitude will go so deep
Towards you and your family and to your bloodline
Right, we'll have a frame picture of you and I would fight for your bloodline. Wow, right and um
Is that good? So love keep going. I love it. I love it. So love dearly love, right?
Kochi, you know what I mean? Heart heart, right and putting quotes
Babs
Little bobs
Thank you so much for doing that. You know, I want to say something to you. Yeah, what? Thank you
Thank you so much
Because what you've done, okay
Is you've created a little monster here
What my brother
Let me finish do think about it really think about this one. Oh really think about it. Yeah, I want to give you a fucking compliment
You fuck face. Okay. Okay. All right, breathe. No, I'm not breathe. No, you got me all fucking rattled out
Yeah, you got me an xxl. What the fuck? He's a me. Ralph. It might work. Ralph. He may over all of a sudden
All right. All right, continue. I love it. Okay continue
By the way, I just want to say give little props. I did fucking Largo for the first time this week
Yes, how was it? What is Largo? Describe what that is to the viewers and listeners. We a lot of people
Oh, the viewers and listeners. They have the internet and then google it. No, no, no, no, no, describe it to the
Just describe it again. Okay, describe it again. It's a big it's a big deal. Let me bring it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you, chair
It's a big deal for
Bobby's considered a club comic by a lot of people because he has done clubs for years. That's where he mainly
Performs so that's laugh factory improv comedy store. Yeah, and just headlining around the nation doing is it Largo a club too
Largo is a theater venue and it's considered like the alt haven all alternative
alternative
Listen, the word of the day kids is alternative
In the 90s when I came to LA. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Largo was around. It was for all comics all the cool people played there
What's so fucking funny keep going? I love it
Do your thing. Yeah
Do your thing. All right. So let me finish. Okay. I was never invited to play it, right? So then mark maren
goes
Hey last week. Can you open for me because my band's playing at Largo and I said yes
I went there. I performed for the very first time at Largo, which is a big thing for me
Got some groans
You know what I mean? Like the general response wasn't laughter was like, oh
You know it was a sea of Italian
Yeah
I don't know about this. Yeah. Yeah, that would tell a joke, right? And I'd go, you know, yeah, that's what my dad said
And I'd be like
Okay, could just do the next one. Oh, I do the next one. E
You know people just like, you know, but then afterwards I get backstage
In this kind of bigger
Another harry and knuckle person
A harry knuckle person came and gave me a hug and that harry knuckle person was zack aflakis. Oh
And zack watched my set. What he goes. Thank you for being. I miss you. We hugged. I hugged him twice
And he smelled weird
What do you smell like? No, he smelled like musky. I said musk
I said musk. Yeah. Yeah. Elon musky. Yeah, Elon musky. Yeah musky. Okay. It is hot, babe
It is hot and I have to say this too is is that here's a guy
I run into me once every three years, right?
And I want to get emotional, right?
I have to say
One of the nicest guys I've ever met in this business. Really just a sweetheart. Anyway, I did it
So give me a round of applause. I did fucking larger for the first time. Yes, man. I have a favorite to ask you guys
I have a favorite to ask you guys
So I found out of this new position
Apparently, like none of us have ever done, but it's called amazon sex position
And I want to know if you guys can demonstrate
I'll do with my brother before I show you. I'll do with Jeremiah
Wow, you got this. You want to do with me? That hurt me. Oh
I'll do it with you. You want me to do it? That really hurt me. You keep saying
I keep saying a brother a lot and looking over there. I threw it out there like I like did you hear what I said?
Let's do it. No, this is what I said. What? Let's do it. Let me hear. Let me just tell you, right
I'll do it with my brother like that kind of right and you go. No, I'll do it. Jeremiah
This is you know what here he is that goes you hurt me and and you hurt him
Yeah, how did I hurt you because you said you'd rather do it with your brother
Oh for comedy purposes and not only that he didn't finish my compliment. Well, it's a compliment. Exactly
Oh
What's the world come to, man?
Holy moly, guacamole
Hey, you're right. Forget about it. Let's go to the amazon
How about this? I will give you no Steve you and I will do that position
And I will do the compliment while you're doing the position. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
So I'm going to be on the bottom. Oh, I see what's that. I got to be on the bottom. All right
I got to be on the bottom. You got to be on top, but his legs have to be up
Yeah, all right. So our client and I next year
I feel like we're the right proportions
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Steve put your knees under his knees
And bobby now put your knees on the ground
Put your knees on the ground
Put your knees on the ground
Put your knees on the ground
Put your knees on the ground
Steve put your knees on the ground now go back and forth now go back and forth
Go back and forth
Okay, well you got to go higher Steve, you got to go higher, you got to sit, you got to sit, you got to sit
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. There you go
There! Put your knees on the ground
Back up, back up, I got to give you my compliment
Give me my compliment
Yeah, yeah, Gerret, go, go, go, go, go, yeah
Okay, hang on, hang on
Here, here, here, here
Okay, look at my eyes, okay?
I want to say I'm so proud I'm so proud of you you're killing the game in the
podcast world you're like when you're fighting your own voice do so excited
about your life okay okay okay okay all right Steve was that comfortable or
painful because me and Jeremiah did a mechanical bull riding challenge can you
talk a little bit about Bobby says he's the best at that he said he's number one
dude have you done it Jeremiah tell tell him what we did so we're I didn't you
know there's a downtown Sandy I haven't been there we used to hang out just in
Escondido yeah but we he had a show in downtown San Diego but then there's bars
and stuff yes he found like a right next to the right next to the comedy club
yeah comedy company right by right yeah the gas lamp district yeah yeah
something that we found a mechanical bull yeah dude he whooped my ass we did
yeah we did it's it's hard it's pretty I am from Kansas I've never done that
before but the challenge was you can I guess it's in my blood you know like
that I was like Kansas barbecue yeah so it's one arm one arm but I used to
because I was instinctually I'm like oh you know yeah it was a scene it was a
whole scene how long did you last huh not that much not that long under 30
cuz like you seem like you're going longer but it's not that much time cuz
it's so hard cuz you know the way bucks the way a buxy yeah you're
surprisingly so coordinated I've seen you clap box he is oh yeah I think that you
Mr. Colling of actually being a boxer I got reach more than that he would be a
good wrestler you're like quick yeah and so coordinated yeah yeah you know you
know who you are man when you get older you're gonna be like James Cromwell
the actor is that his name bring that up James Cromwell mmm look it up yeah
there's something about you that's like oh yeah yeah look it up put it on oh yeah
oh yeah you know James Cromwell is he's an actor isn't he yeah the guy from babe
yeah yeah that's a compliment man that's a compliment that's a compliment okay
he's a great actor he's also in succession oh yeah yeah but um when you
get older dude yeah you know that look that you have right now that wholesome
white it's a handsome man right there only handsome not I don't say handsome but
no he's a handsome man come on yeah he like in the Civil War he would have been
oh you're historical handsome dude that's a compliment dude you're my not in
this time period yeah but like a different time period you would be
considered a catch do you think that my brother and I in any time period in
Korea we would have been handsome no yeah exactly at least you have a time
period yeah right I gave you a time period you look like a Pokemon that
fell asleep at warp tour okay and I happened to be like a BMX by like
extreme sports guy yeah yeah right that I would be on tour with the right what do
you think warp tour is is it warped toward of the skate skateboarding and
the bicycles right no those that's like x games is the musical festival a war
music yeah it's like pop punk and yeah my bad let's start over then okay so what
you're saying to me right is it I'm a pokey I'm sorry babe I always thought
that warped or had to do with extreme sports as well no skateboarding BMX no
no music festival music festival but I okay I don't see it then when you were on
the same yeah thank you can we go back yeah all right so by the way this joke
would have crushed it Largo it would have got a grown it maybe yeah um okay
thank you for that compliment okay I'm not gonna get into it okay perfect okay
what's that I'll just get an advocate okay yeah so I want to ask you why won't
you watch Dune because I'm so attached to the original Dune the David Lynch one
did you love that word oh it's one of my favorite movies of all time and you
love it the reason being is because the way he captured that world is if there's
it was grit and dirt you know like the Harkonnen planet like yeah sting was in
it you know what I mean and it was just it was gritty and I just I love that movie
but did you watch the documentary the Jodorowsky's Dune no so you're saying
this new ones like Star Wars okay just stop for a second okay first of all
there's a documentary called Jodorowsky's Dune that I highly recommend you
watch the OG one no it's not about that it's about a guy who had his own vision
of doing what did it what did Jodorowsky do also all he did another movie that
was weird what yeah Magic Mountain yeah so this weird guy right back in the 70s
wanted to Dune he almost got it made and it shows how it never happened okay it
was as if someone didn't believe in George Lucas in Star Wars yeah like it
was as if so that's that's the documentary it's and it's about the movie Dune
about before David Lynch did his this dude try to pull it off he was too ahead
of his time he was too ahead of his time people couldn't understand what he was
trying to make okay so the guy that directed the new Dune is the guy that
did Arrival so good yes you know I kind of like Arrival and did you see so good
yeah the second Blade Runner yes same guy the new Blade Runner yeah he did that
too so it's gonna look clean and it's gonna be good and the music's probably
gonna be alright it's gonna be good and I've heard some fucking reviews on it
and they said that it's Allah it's an epic and that it might be kind of like
Star Wars well let me play devil's advocate they're redoing Lost Boys right
yeah are you gonna watch the new Lost Boys if they do if the reviews are good
because the original is the best it can be better than the original yeah do you
agree better do you agree hard to Jeremiah nostalgia I don't know yeah
it's amazing because it's like a slice of of time like is it gonna be set in
the 80s again or is it gonna be an updated Lost Boys is there gonna be an
epic sax guy in it yeah that was amazing you know listen okay when you see the
trailer of the new Ghostbusters what did we do in that how many times are you
gonna remake that move there's a new one there's a new one oh god all right ask
Andrew Santino you can't beat out Bill Murray dude stop for a second all right
then afterwards in this movie yes well that's a that's a that is Bill Murray I
don't know probably not but who cares but when just let me finish when you
look at the trailer you could you'll feel some of the magic of the old movie
because when I saw the trail I didn't know they had made a new one I was in the
movie theater I was watching James Bond right what you think loved it didn't you
yeah epic right and I was sitting in the theater with my my little Chinese
friend and we saw the fucking trailer for Ghostbusters him and I both
looked at each other we had tears in our eyes and we did we did this in the
theater we had chills it shivers the shivers wow that's how good the fucking
trailer was well we shouldn't discount it then yeah I'll check it out what am I
point is is that they can still depending on who it is they can still
take an old IP is that what they call it intellectual property intellectual
property thank you you're welcome and still make something good and creative
okay right but aren't there certain movies they you cannot read they can
never we make the exorcist they have they have there's so many different
versions there's like 12 different versions of that speaking of the exorcist
we went to visit Jenny Jenny tell them the story our cousin Jenny oh yeah yeah
cousin you know we want to Thanksgiving I met your cousin I love her yeah yeah we
went there we went there what happened I love I love that whole side of your
family there's something I forgot as a child go ahead oh yeah yeah well so we
were talking about how Steve is the sweeter Lee brother and to Jenny mm-hmm
and Jenny agreed well she said it you have her phone number where my cousin
Jenny out loud said that my brother Steve is sweeter than me well she remembers
a memory at Korea House tell him remember Korea House and Claremont yeah
you tell him yeah so I guess it was Steve's birthday okay and she says she
has this memory seared into her brain for whatever reason Steve's birthday and
Steve keeps going to Bobby and he's being real mean to him for no reason I'm
being mean to my brother on his birthday and Steve keeps being like Bob it's my
birthday can you not be so mean to me oh man and this is Bob's response I don't
care if it's King Kong's birthday got him with that reference got him with that
reference
the burn I know Steve I'm gonna back you up if my birthday is coming up and I
said babe my birthday is coming up you're not gonna be here and guess what he
said I don't care if it's King Kong's birthday ever green ever green it's ever
green it's been in King Kong's been in your mind why the long time what is it
about King Kong all right wow only said that twice in my life more I bet no
wow thanks close to my life wow I said it back then in Korea house and I just
said it three days ago isn't that ridiculous that I said King Kong and
I it doesn't even make any sense it doesn't that's at all I don't care if
it's King Kong's birthday yeah even if King Kong was real right I don't think I
would care what would you give King Kong yeah what a big why King Kong like
did you when you're younger did you watch a lot of King Kong I don't remember
might have watched Godzilla as a kid that's what and then he liked more than
Godzilla of Donkey Kong maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah wow so I said so Jenny said
yeah she remembers you're right right I don't care if it can be see if this is
real okay right right say it but it's my birthday why are you so mean to me I
don't care if it's King Kong's birthday damn bro does it hurt a little bit yeah
it hurts a lot it does work it's different tone with me though I did
what I did I say yours you were like bitch I don't care if it's King Kong's
birthday oh that's a different I'm different or like yeah and I and I
laugh or mature yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Jenny said that yeah and so she
said that you're sweeter mm-hmm right also she mentioned something we did when
she was like younger as far as she said like when she was a kid she was like I
can't believe you guys made me you took watch exercises like I guess you forced
her I guess all of us like older cousins six years six we made her go to see the
exorcist that's what my family did to me and I'm afraid of the exercise today I
can't yeah alone in the house we did that with my sister in the movie yeah that's
it we told her that it was a clown comedy yeah what she said what she she
hates constant this day oh yeah yeah but did she like exorcist she she likes
scary movies to a point now but she still has a thing with clowns yeah yeah I
saw a movie called VHS 94 I know we said it last yeah I just been thinking
about it is it good it's still good it's a horror movie okay sometimes we watch
dune tonight yeah I will what do you want me to watch you tell me to watch
something new every time I talk to you did you watch this it hurts my feelings
because when I recommend something to you you dismiss it have you seen
vivarium yet I didn't you know that you told me to watch the call and I did you
like it yeah I loved it vivarium I will see no I will I just said I will when we
see you will well you know oh no no no I like but the thing is I like secession
but can I say this I like secession I really do I really do you really do I
love the power dynamics it's like everyone's plotting you know maybe you
shouldn't have done the red planet thing oh yeah my brother made a trick I
think we talked about it before we've talked about we worked we living we're
living in Silver Lake yeah I was super sick one day like at the cold and my
brother I come home and my brother goes I saw a great movie Bob and I go really
I'm really sick right now oh you should watch it man it'll change you right
what's it called he goes red planet so I'm watching Red Planet an hour in and I
remember being in the company like there's blankets and oh yours yeah you're
sitting like this like this yeah yeah I remember it right yeah and I remember thinking I
remember thinking this is the worst movie I've ever seen laughing so hard and I
turned around my brother I was done is in tears right trick me right and he goes
it sucks right you know what oh that really yeah I still so when you bring
up alluvium right it's called by very very very it's not that Jeremiah I had
a feeling it's not that you'd like it though if you like science fiction you'll
like I love I like zone I've seen it yeah yeah yeah it's okay it's all right
okay thank you and that's why I haven't fucking sit I and that's all don't touch
him can I can I say that in my household that the what you refer me to held a
high claim because you haven't missed once he turned around a game of thrones
he threw he threw cash at me when we used to go on the road years ago those
days and he goes he goes he goes here's 80 bucks start downloading it for my
tunes tonight start watching bro he paid my old roommate $500 to watch the whole
series while you got jib dude your mom your mom watched it too I remember like
your old spot I'd be in the living room and she's like Steve did you watch you
know I'm like yeah should we talk about it yeah my wife will ask though she's
like does Bobby have any more recommendations for documentaries the
session okay well watch the session right it's so good okay let me I've done
good things with my money as well a lot of good things one time I was at the
comedy store and there was a fat guy upstairs and he was upstairs he was an
open miker and he was wolfing down fried chicken okay and every time I saw this
guy he was eating something fried and he was getting bigger and bigger and I go
how much was that fried chicken he goes I don't know 40 bucks I go here's a hundred
go buy some vegetables you're not eating the shit anymore that's pretty good
where is he today who wasn't he died oh I have I have that exact story I have
that exact story but I was eating on these producer shows that they used to
have up in the belly room they'd bring these hostess snacks and all this
garbage food for all the comics to snack on before they went on stage but me and
other poor comics would go up there who weren't even on the lineup and we'd
steal the food and eat it mmm Bob walks up one night and he's like what are you
doing? I was like this is my dinner he goes you can't be eating that I'm like
I'm like I don't have any money he goes go get yourself some real food give me
cash you did that yeah we hug
can I Amazon position go can I get on this give him a hug she's good don't
touch her she's fine but I do have to say about scissor brothers and it's like
um think about it before you say it think about it continue
anything negative no no no no right there oh what's that that's right
come size more and from the matrix I forgot her name back to the scissor
bros talk okay back to the scissor bros I like what you're doing
tiger belly so um I have to say I'm so proud of my brother what about your
mile no I've always been proud of okay let him let him talk I'm proud that you
guys did this fucking scissor brother because I watch clips on on on the
internet and social media and I genuinely laugh at the shit that I watch
right I've had industry people come up to me and go your brother's funny you
know and it makes me so proud because I've always known that Steve has been
hilarious him and I I don't know if you know this but my brother and I laugh
together in a movie or we're in our car we pull some sort of prank Steve look
at me we've we laugh hard oh yeah and we cry hard oh yeah we love crying oh yeah
yeah yeah so I'm just saying when I watch my brother fly and and do his thing
and you help that right he's the best the perfect combination and I want to
tell everyone listening right now please support the scissor brothers they're
growing and when they go on the road you guys did a fucking festival we're
gonna be Missouri on November 13th tell me what happened the festival we had fun
moon set we sold out the room yeah yeah we had a lot of fun under seats yeah but
it was I mean we're gonna play it man I know I don't do that don't do that
please don't do that I mean it's like you don't just don't do that city King Kong
thing yeah yeah yeah but it was fun not seeing that show yeah yeah but so you
sold it out yeah and when you guys came out where they're like yeah they're doing
scissors yeah oh they did the scissors yeah right and then afterwards what do
you guys did you guys hang out we did a he did like five yeah he did like five
different performances he was emcee in doing Stan he did he was doing the music
thing at the the outro show he was a part of the bed dude he did like five to
seven different things that whole yeah it was crazy yeah we did like a meet and
greet after the show though and Steve do you know the my favorite part is because
we'd never been on those like our first like festival show on the road is Steve
did the meet and greet before the show so there was a line outside he walked up
to everybody in line he goes thank you so much I'm looking for half an hour I
can't find him anywhere and then he comes he comes and he's sitting on the
front of the stage grossest thing I've ever he's he's sitting on the front of
the stage while people are coming in I go Steve where he been he goes I just
didn't mean I go after he goes yeah I want to thank people for coming I know
I go all right well there's no wrong answer there you go you do you it was
great no no build your self-esteem okay this dude is out there like this is
what he did he shows up right he's like I'm gonna get my fishing rod and I'm
gonna go fish for compliments yeah so he's out there right George edit this
out don't get angry don't time spent no no it's fine it's fine I'm trying to
learn yeah you guys are on stage every you know I understand it I appreciate it
all right I appreciate it that's all but can we just do this so yeah yeah wait
afterwards and also create some mystery right because it's like that's what I
told him backstage I was yeah you got excited so good but so basically you
went through the line and said to individual people every single one let
me just imagine every thing thanks for coming to the show and supporting us I
bet you said this do you like it do you like it what do we were like the
podcast you listen right yeah it's good fuck around anyway thanks for coming
again thanks for coming again right but the next I swear to God real real quick
oh yeah fuck strike you dude what do you like about yeah yeah yeah yeah right he
probably says stuff like this too yeah we're improving and we're gonna get back
right just amateur shit right yeah wait afterwards okay you know what we're gonna
do yeah yeah we talked about this on the drive over can I can I mention this
Steve yeah go ahead the last time he was on stage was at the Tempe improv mm-hmm
and I'm headlining a week in there next month yeah and he asked me to do a
guest spot I have to yeah right I have to full circle closure I have to do you
think they have the same management I don't I have to do it for me this is like
state you know I choked that it's like I have another oh I get to go to the
tournament again I have to oh also I'm a grand stutter wait just real quick
before you say that a couple of days ago he calls me my brother right do you
don't nothing no no no no no just let me we'll edit it out if you don't like it
yeah he goes looks like somebody is gonna be doing some live stage
performances
I'm sorry I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I won't I won't I believe it I believe
it I believe it because it's a show or this is a show though yeah everything's
fine everything's fine okay you're right man yeah yeah I regret you know it was
a night and I if what I might be doing stand you know I haven't done any stand
up but let me write first he I know what he's gonna say let me write first cuz I
don't want to just go cuz dude Jeremiah I could have I wanted to ask you like at
the Vegas show you know cuz that one comedian didn't show up but what did you
say you're like I want you to feel comfortable I don't want to push you
out there yeah and that's all right let me number one and the thing is I will
listen to you guys cuz the back then I didn't listen to anyone like cuz I want
you guys if I you know if you could help me with some like if I say hey what do
you think this is funny cuz uh you you know you guys do it as a profession before
I would go hey why don't you write jokes he goes no they like the cowboy rap
stop anyway you're different you're change man right and I want to say this
I want to breathe breathe let me finish what I want to say I know I want to say
that number one when you were doing stand-up before I was going this is the
this is the road for him number two I was bummed when you quit number three I
honestly believe dude listen dude look at what I'm doing you love this don't you
know yeah yeah yeah all right he just I don't know he he does that he did this
that Jonah Hill once and a little naughty yeah he did this to Jonah Hill once
and I was like yeah yeah where are you about it Jonah Hill at milk honor yeah
yeah I'm Beverly yeah would he say yeah the Illuminati yeah oh my god that's so
embarrassing we've told that story before right yeah we've told yeah yeah my point
is is this yeah is when you'd call me there Dan you said that you might be
like I was so excited for you I might I honestly believe writing there's a
future there right and if you need any help I want to do it just for fun you
know I want to help I'm here for you if not it's fine okay go on your own
adventure but if you need help I'm there and I'd love for you to do even do some
of my shows dude good Kyla do you want to bow yeah yeah everything good I mean
they keep to you know how's the baby good he's 23 pounds is that good
bits he's like it yeah I think that's more than he's a big baby he's huge
really dude he's like he's a little bit he's a big no I look at that no I look
at the photos yeah I love the photos yeah he's in he's in 18 month clothing
right now yeah have you met the baby oh yeah he's out my baby held them you've
held the baby yeah wow and what do you say oh yeah oh yeah really he said he
sensed Steve's nervous energy yeah maybe the baby saw some of his gums and like
that's a purple I haven't seen you know what I just don't get angry don't get
angry I was at our dentist the other day yeah yes back to the same dentist I
sent them to my dentist yeah but you know how we are with the dental people but
shout out to dr. Jack to him yeah but he's like where's Bobby that's like last
time last time he was in here and then he just kind of let the sentence go
don't what and I can imagine what he saw in there was probably not very good so
you can't shit on your brother's gums when you're shit with it with it hold up
no is this messed up because he can't chew on one side on both sides now well
he said that you needed I do I need I need work right but the pain went away
and so in three weeks when I come back from because I'm going out of town yeah
I'm gonna take care of my dental stuff right when the new dentist did see my
teeth a couple of months ago his first his first sentence was what Keanu
Reeves would say which is whoa and I don't know if that's a good thing right
but he opened my mouth and he went lean back a little goes whoa I like that one
and I go what do I have cancer he's like no no that's not it we can work with
it I hope you can if it's not right so it's like I am gonna do the work when I
get back right so he didn't mention me yeah he's been my dentist for 15 he's a
great guy great I love that guy highly recommend Dr. Jack Tunze you go you I
can tell you go every like I have never had a cavity in my life same here really
yeah I brought your teeth are a macula like yeah I mean yeah I mean yeah I've
never had I'll say his name again Dr. Jack Tunze how many you don't even know
what's going on I mean I got all kinds of yummy I'm trying to make a challenge
just so I can get him to the dentist I'm trying to do a dentist challenge where
we go get our teeth cleaned as literally a challenge as part of the show so he'll
go with me I wish you would well you don't your teeth aren't nothing to brag
about either I'm not attacking you dude okay I'm not attacking you I mean I'm
just saying I wish you can you chew what I want to say this though has to chew
the steak with his front teeth like a crazy hey what we'll throw you a bone
about brand stutter I think he thought Steve and I were a gay couple
oh really that's hilarious I think what do you mean you didn't read that because
here I'll tell you oh no that's why it was so nice to you I don't want a crime
on my how can you never brought this up oh cuz yes so so he did there's a
couple signs yeah I'm from Kansas I didn't have many girlfriends in high
school yeah I've been through the ringer with this with family and stuff like
that like little like little hints and so like that first thing was how he shook
my hand yeah he shook my hand so hard to see how firm my grip was gonna be and
it was a it was a Kansas grip so he's like oh this is interesting and then
he's kind of sizing us up like how we're talking to each other like as he's
given us a tour and we're in his home and stuff like that and then at the end of
the tour he goes you know he's also your brother became a comedian or something
right and yeah yeah you know we we got to go and he goes so Steve you married her
right you ever you have a girlfriend or anything I see the brother goes and he
goes I gotta go so I'm dating yeah but that's not you gotta be more specific he
thinks okay yeah that's okay you just something like yeah man no I'm knee deep
in that oh really that's not what you say when dudes say stuff like that like and
start bragging about how much but it's they're getting dick there all right let
me see what I could say let me what's let's throw one out all right so I'm
coach Brown Center right so Steve you're dating anybody yes sir all right best
believe it you're like you're lying though yes sir you're lying though ask me
again okay all right don't lie but try to make it like that right so Steve you
you didn't anybody yes coach who women okay that's real kind of gay real
convincing women you know you have the gin as you know you should say that you
know with how come you never brought this to my attention because I was thinking
about it today oh my god yeah because you gotta go back down you literally go
back down when he when he brought up his the hairy knuckles I had a flashback to
him shaking my hand yeah it's okay it's okay right at the very least he approves
of your gay lover and that's something that's good that's cool that's tight man
yeah he's also not homophobic he shook his hand yeah you know wow yeah man oh
because at my age you would think I'd have a kid and married right yeah but
you have to understand at your age all right when dad was our age all right we
were in high school yeah Steve does that ever crossed your mind like Mary say
that again wait go ahead Kalyla does that ever crossed your mind ever marriage
and kids you ever think like I kind of want that I could picture myself just in
a log cabin by myself there we go there we go yeah unabomber not unabomber but
just more like mr. Miyagi in his little oh really you're gonna meditate yeah you
be clipping bonsai trees in there not that but what would you be doing in a
cabin in the woods by yourself at the age of fucking 16 is your Wi-Fi yeah I never
really gave it much thought though but you're right like never gonna when you
were in a relationship when you were with a long time did you ever five years
about like having kids down the line or no but I could tell like maybe her dad
was kind of skeptical like what's his intent you know what I'm saying like
you there oh I always felt like they're not sizing me up but kind of wondering
like where's this going yeah you know every traditional yeah yeah you don't
have to fall to the pressures of that yeah it's interesting if you yourself had
those feelings no I mean I don't know what happened between yeah we're we're
really messed up you we should have a kid oh what about you got you got no
maybe maybe we'll have a kid we're thinking about adopting oh when I
adopted yes I've always wanted to yeah what why'd you give my thumbs up no I
had a thing I had a thing on my chin it's live yeah yeah I had a thing on my
chin do you have do you look out for each other do you have skin tags I have
skin tags no I got moles like crazy you don't have any skin you got a cancerous
mole removed in your back I'd say it's two melanoma yeah shit oh my you never
told me that you have a big scar yeah I got a 10 inch scar on my back yeah he
just did it right a year ago now it's 2015 my bad yeah you never told me that
yeah yeah oh my god it was that is that cancerous yes it's a melanoma big yeah
yeah and it's stage two yeah oh man so glad it you know yeah you're still with
us thank you yeah I think you're very talented dude he's gotten so good at
dude he's got you know don't you don't have to sell me be okay okay yeah yeah
you don't have to sell me okay so what I want to do this tonight I want you to
watch Dune and I'm gonna watch Dune on the plane and we'll you and I will have a
discussion when I get off the plane I'll watch it I landed New York around 7
30 in the morning be comfortable for two and a half week three weeks because you
have your flight I have to go as a flight I have a flight thanks for having us so
all right we're not done yet we're not done yet I thought we're having a good
time here we're having a great time yeah I thought the pocket was good amazing
hasn't that been great so far we did all the easiest the very easy in fact we
should have you guys up is this better than the last time you're on what are
you guys whispering about oh go ahead go ahead go ahead spit it out see we want
to watch your mouth think about it watch it close watch it we want to do
approach you in the the proper respect respectful way about what we would like
to invite Rudy as a guest on our podcast but we know we have to go through the
proper channels of the slept respectful yeah that's respect out of respect well
for starters she is the technically property of bad friends and also property
of me because yeah but also she is her own adult no he's also 20 years old yes
you can ask her yourself okay no see that's why that's why I wanted before I
even approached her I didn't even want that's why I want to ask yeah respect do
you know that she's like seeing well she's been seeing someone very casually and
he is losing his mind about it always protect the father she's like can I go
she's not the end she's like absolutely not poppa bear really and I'm like you
can go and he is like no no but this is just podcasting listen to me okay of
course you'd have to ask her though you ask her first because she's a human
being but I want to say that Jeremiah you and I go beyond friendship we're in
sort of a flesh we have a fleshy relationship in terms of blood and I
feel like you could be considered a family member okay I want to say do you
Steve okay you got to get your mouth fixed okay because I can't stand it
anymore I think the state of my mouth has to do with your mouth never I feel
like you open your mouth somehow it affects my mouth and makes it more dark
purple and and pulpy no don't cut it because I'll cut it right please please
get your mouth fixed look at me right now dude I'll all follow up it's a
disaster follow up you know it is right thanks for tuning into another great
episode of Tiger Bell let's do an unhelpful advice go ahead unhelpful
advice with Tiger belly and the scissor bros this is a really important
question from one of our fans my name is Julius my sister Katrina age
17 was killed start over okay my name is Julius my sister Katrina age 17 was
killed by her boyfriend oh my god he stabbed her to add wait wait let's start
over so a guy say it again his sister got stabbed stabbed by by another guy
yes we don't terrible my sister Katrina something was killed by her boyfriend
okay he stabbed her to add to my misery he was given two years a man slaughter
oh man I'm struggling to come to terms with this and I've just fallen into a
loop of smoking weed from morning till night not knowing what to do with my
life I work as a teacher in London and I'm 25 years old I don't hate my job but
life just seems meaningless right now I have a girlfriend who I love and adore
someone who supports me so much but is but is wrong that is but is it wrong
that I want to leave it all behind and just travel the world I feel trapped in
the city and just want to live and be outdoors where do I go from here and he
put in a note that his girlfriend doesn't really want to go with him 25 you
don't have kids your heart has a hankering you have these things that
feel unsettled within you I say go and see the world see if something maybe
eases your heart if fucking walking along the fucking planes of where their
planes in America well I talked about the Neil Pert thing yes right it's the
same thing you guys who Neil Pert is Neil Pert was one of the greatest rock
and roll drummers of all time he was the drummer of a band called Rush yeah we
go by his house by the way can we move on did you know he blew me once in a
tent you really got blown in an attempt he kissed it oh so you weren't blown
sorry I don't want to talk about how just show us hey can you see what like this
he went like this he went I could try it I don't want to just see what it tastes
like and he goes like this he went he did he did the tongue thing a little bit
yeah what do you say it tastes like pretty good hey pretty damn good good
side to the story it tastes like that red bean yeah it's just like the red bean
you know how you get an Asian you know I mean dessert dessert and there's
red bean in it sometimes okay what do you what's going on here let's tea we'll
go back to the guy tea for time stamp alright so what Neil per what happened
was his daughter died in a car accident or something suddenly and he didn't like
right after his wife died and he looked at his two bandmates and said I'm going
on my motorcycle and I don't know where I'm going and so for five years they
would get postcards from different towns in like South America Mexico like a
little villages and he'll write like a postcard I'm still alive I mean I'm in
this town or whatever and he did that for five years he shows up five years
later and he traveled all over and he looks at his bandmates and he goes let's
play and they start playing again my point is is that Neil Pert needed to do
all that to get to back to feeling normal I mean when life things like that
happen and I you know I've never experienced whatever this young man
experienced and it seems fucking horrible yeah and whatever you do dude you
know the Tiger Billy family is gonna support you in any way but it is life
you're young I would go out what a Kalei said and I would travel yeah and find
your find it find it your heart has a hankering yeah I think you should see
that through let's see what you let's see what these dumb-dumbs have to say about
it we agree okay no just add more information if you have the means to
travel that's true I would say definitely do it if you're not gonna put
yourself in more of a stress with financial stuff I say definitely go for
it because if you if you have the need and desire to want to go out there and
travel and you have enough saved as a teacher then you might as well you're
still you're still in your 20s like see the world sorry I keep checking my phone
the Dodger what is the score what's the score what is it seven oh six oh six
two Dodgers are winning two top of the six I'm hit a Homer wow I'm so happy for
you so it'll be three two after this yeah we came back from a 3-1 yeah it'll be
great let's go do you see Arsenal's game no oh we tied to two yeah no yeah anyway
that's the thing is that it that's it hey really sorry about your sister passing
yeah so sad what's up I hope your heart is on the board soon so every what
promote go ahead Jeremiah YouTube comm slash scissor bros and oh we have so
much we're not the whole thing that are we have footage of us like going in
detail into the Poway house yeah we went to Tom DeLong's childhood house yeah we
made a lot of stops in Poway and every Friday it's new challenges for scissor
bros how does the town music how does poway look you know Stone Ridge
Country Club is no longer there it looks cleaned up and clean but there's
certain things like things I don't I didn't recognize like you a bridal wood
still there but there's like new buildings and yeah but poway itself it
looked clean right everything is a steam there I was shocked how like
picturesque that whole city is mm-hmm yeah and then I'm on tour he get takes
it Jeremiah Watkins comm and I'm trying to get Steve out with me as much as
possible we're doing some festivals and stuff coming up oh Missouri Louis
November 13th and yeah can't be coming up and yeah super jazzed man and Bobby's
gonna and Kalyla we want you guys is gasoline scissor bros we want to do a
2v2 challenge sometime mmm gladly thank you no underestimate us we'd love it
please King Kong baby King Kong oh and then Cartoon Network Sundays I'm the
voice of the new Joker on DC superhero girl Joker Joker amazing yeah so I gotta
plug them to yeah so Cartoon Network I gotta plug yeah I'm on a new Netflix
series on Netflix it's called Inside Job and I'm one of the regular cast members
on it April I'm I'm working too dude you were constantly you were constantly
you're always tell me I like a magnet P.I. a sexy city a movie with Kevin Hart
KVP selfie Bobby Bobby Bobby we're all doing pretty good huh baby hey Stevie
Weeby show Jeremiah give them a round of applause anyway that was great
love you guys
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