TigerBelly - Ep 321: Steebee & Jeremiah & the School of Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda (Scissor Bros x TigerBelly)

Episode Date: November 3, 2021

Steve's Brother might still have a shot at the Hall of Fame. The Sweeter Lee and Jeremiah visit Poway High. Khalyla cares if it's King Kong's birthday. We talk the Scissor Bros' influence, ha...iry coach knuckles, a Temple redemption story, and Amazon sex position compliments. "I don't care if it's King Kong's Birthday"Support us by supporting out sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Do you want me to say no to Steve? I'm asking you directly. I'm your older brother Look at me right now Before we even start nothing's on right. No, we're not recording Steve. Yeah. Yeah. Do you eat your boogers? And you know what when you did that when you made that sound yeah, you didn't hear my heart crack It went like this Great you still eat your boogers fool. I know Let's talk about your toes
Starting point is 00:00:38 You you want to talk about body parts? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well then let's let it go I don't want to know no, alright. I know let it go. Okay and we're back Don't do that episode of tiger belly Steve the scissors bros Steve. I'm the so I want to introduce you guys Okay, sorry still is my podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Let's do it let's do You're doing fucking cross the sorcery, this is my brother right here, this is my other brother I'm gonna introduce you do the countdown Five four three two
Starting point is 00:01:43 Welcome welcome welcome to another episode of Tiger barely. I'm your friend Bobby Lee Going around making it happen Party time you will say Party time you will say Doing it right doing it wrong belly of the tiger belly of the tiger. Okay. Anyway. Yeah, welcome to another episode. I'm your host and Let's start from the top tiger belly. Oh Welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I feel great today
Starting point is 00:02:26 Because I have family in the house, right? We've got you dude Your family now the tried you're my second cousin. Thanks, man. And who's your first you are And my lover your lover is your first cousin. Oh, we can do that. Yeah, and my lover Yeah, we're like from West Virginia Oh, yeah, the Appalachian Mountains I will share a trailer with you if we grew up in the Appalachian mountains. I heard it was Appalachia Whatever it is, right? You and I would just have gums no teeth. Yeah doing math in a trailer Have you guys heard of Amazon style love making? No, it sounds I just okay
Starting point is 00:03:07 I'm so behind on this but let's introduce them first. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, you guys are gonna do it We're gonna Amazon style. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what we got today is I'm so excited because we've got um, I don't know One of the most wholesome's you're a wholesome white and you know what out of your dude out of all the whites I've ever met you're the purest I'd say so I would say so and you make my heart glow. Wow, right? Not a big glow but a dim light She's okay. So we've got one half of the scissor brothers. Don't we're not gonna clap yet. Okay. All right. The other one is a more famous Brother my famous brother, right? He's more famous than I cut that out kill cut that out. No, no, don't cut it out I'm done. No, don't cut it out time stamp time stamp it right. He's older
Starting point is 00:03:54 He's funnier. I read on I'm on the internet. I'm your younger brother. No, no, I'm on the internet. I'm younger brother I read comments, bro. I'm your younger brother and just based on the comments, right? I'm the younger brother I'm your young. I'm the less funny. I'm the less more famous one And so that's why I want to bring you out of your mind. What are you been saying on yours though on scissor brothers? That's what the people say we don't say Oh Can we do three scissors, what's three scissors one Why I don't know it's my OCD. Oh, there's yours. You have to do three
Starting point is 00:04:42 Do you do that around the house? Do you have to touch things and whatnot? Yeah, which ones? What do you do? I touched my fridge three times. Did you steal his OCD ticks? No, that was mine first. Mm-hmm. Was it really? Yeah That's not what the internet. Yeah. Yeah But did you steal the thing where I do with the cracks on the street or no? Everyone does the cracks on the Stole that from TV. Oh, yeah, I did yeah from like with that one Jack Nicholson Helen Hunt Yeah, yeah, you know that we went to Pauie recently. Do you know that well? I heard you FaceTiming him while you were at your old house where you grew up
Starting point is 00:05:17 so we went to that house and It was pretty pretty cryptic, right? What does cryptic mean? It was like the movie poltergeist like There's no one there, but there's some furniture still like it was a sale. I don't we don't know We don't know kind of looks semi-abandoned or if somebody's just like leaving their stuff there because there's like a couple portions Was this the haunted house? Yeah. Yeah, that's why yeah, I know I was telling you yeah Oh, they got the hell out of there the building the color of the house I mean is different the pools gone. Yeah used to be Tanner. Yeah, don't you think was it darker? Yeah, it was darker It's too light. I don't yeah, right the pools gone completely completely mom's gazebo still there
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah, right basketball court gone gone. You guys grew up with all of it. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was surprised to find out Yeah, he was he was surprised that like we grew up in such a like well-to-do kind of neighborhood. Yeah You did Green Valley, baby. Yeah, is it so-called Green Valley, baby? Yeah, we drove by Painted Rock. Yeah We want to paint a rock. Yeah. Yeah, we want to paint a rock So um, there's some bad news from your voyage and your experience that I heard on the phone What are you talking about? Yeah, if you want me to get into it. I will please do um you saw the Coach Coach Brands. Oh, that was good news. We saw we so my brother hunted down I did Steve Branstad or the his not only did we hunt him down. We went to the new wrestling facility. Oh, you're wrestling
Starting point is 00:06:46 Oh, yeah, or yeah, and tour he unlocked it. He unlocked it for us because the new coach was in Vegas with it at a tournament Yeah, yeah, so he had key like we went this is a two million dollar facility is your names fill up there By the way, can I go ahead? Go ahead? Okay? I know you guys have talked about how you used to wrestle Poway and stuff Yeah Steve is a celebrity there. His name is Everywhere his picture is everywhere up on the walls behind glass cases on plaques. What it's amazing Give me Steve. Yeah Is that real?
Starting point is 00:07:22 That is real Steve when you walk I feel bad for him though Oh The way he talked about you, it's oh wait, don't don't point just slow down. Wait. Wait. Wait. The way he talked about you degrading Disrespectful Demoralizing yeah, he talked about you like you're still in rehab All right Bobby am I lying I got offended on your behalf. Well, he's right the way the way he talked about you It was insane. All right, so let's go dude. Oh, he said coulda woulda shoulda
Starting point is 00:08:04 He goes he goes he goes Bobby He goes he said Bobby graduated from the school of what I coulda and she's Enough said So coulda woulda shoulda and you know what's the best part what we caught on camera so you can rewatch it? We have it on camera. Yeah. Yeah, we vlogged everything. Did you explain to him though? Just dude. He doesn't he said he's like oh what it hurt. He does comedy He's he said it like well, but it was such a disrespect. It was such a dismay Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:52 I guess he's a comedian or something now. Oh, we talked about it for like a half hour in his car like dude Isn't that like he lives in his own microcosm like yeah, it made me realize like that's his world What was your relationship with him when you were explain the story? Oh, all right? So in my junior year in high school, okay? I Went to rehab and went to the McDonald's Center, okay? When I got what's so fucking funny dude No, no keep going when I got out of the fucking big dolly. What the fuck bro. I love it. This is good All right, so my junior year, right? So my senior year. I'm sober now, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:28 I had got through the summer. I'd gone to a bunch of meetings and and me and my sponsor at the time Decided because I had to do so many credits in school to graduate that he said my sponsor was just like You you have to cut weight down to 105 you weigh 125 now damn. I don't think that's a healthy thing I think we should more focus on the school work Maybe take the year off because you don't really like wrestling anyway or whatever so I wouldn't let the coach brand center I remember it vividly Like a coach he's like 105 right we're getting ready I go, I'm not gonna wrestle this year and he got he looks at me like this and
Starting point is 00:10:11 That's the last exchange I've ever had with him. Oh, you're dead to him. Whoa What do you buy but what do we buy bye? Bye bye Bobby. I have your back. Oh, you have my back. Yeah, there's more to life than wrestling. I know not in his eyes I know that's why he's a winner, man He produces champions, you know who graduated from the school woulda coulda shoulda with honors Bobby Lee Yeah, yeah, didn't Tom DeLong graduate from there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but he didn't graduate from that school He wasn't on the wrestling team. Yeah, the wrestling team was it's in a prestigious Sporting event at our school. It's so nice the new the new facility my Lila called the new facility is like a college
Starting point is 00:10:58 Like division one. Yeah, like a real facility. It's probably still like number one. Oh, they're like nationally ranked Yeah, it's crazy. They have a slammer's program now for kids Yeah, we went to yeah, we got these there because Steve was there he let us have whatever we wanted He's like, oh, yeah, take whatever you want. We would have gone with you. Yeah, I don't I don't know But this is the thing you forgot to mention That he was mad because he was slated to wrestle varsity So that's important, you know, how's that? Of course. I was gonna varsity 105 pounder Yeah, a senior. I know he won't do it rather me fucking do meth and drop the weight and go fucking wrestle my senior year
Starting point is 00:11:44 Or did you would you rather me be sober which which I did and sober fat and sober dude Can I ask you this did that technically the coach can't say that he wants one or the other? But we know which one he wanted Yeah, yeah, can I give Bob? Oh, I get one. Yeah, okay My bad No, I wanted to say Okay, I'm not gonna say nothing. So this is not a birthday thing I will open it in a second. Okay, but is this gonna hurt me? No. No, it's not gonna rub it
Starting point is 00:12:22 This is all I respect dude. It's out of respect. It's not gonna be a short. That's a shoulda coulda University. Oh, oh, I was smiling. You're gonna get that merch at the new merch at Tiger Valley. Oh Why'd you get him an XXL He literally wears medium Bob do you want to say a message to the coach? Yeah Bob give a message for a message right now Please give him a message dude. You got it. Dude. Tell me your credits, man We need to record tell them your movie credits man. You gotta let the world know man. Go ahead man Go ahead man that Branstead or no. All right, man. All right. I'm okay. I'm kind of hurt
Starting point is 00:13:11 All right, I'm kind of hurt. I think I can get through it. Why are you so why are you like, right? It's crazy. It's crazy, right, but can I I'll be honest with you? Yeah, it does burn And I feel it it burns in my heart damn It's like a low burn on the bottom half of my heart and it's probably gonna linger there for a couple of weeks It breaks me Okay, no, don't put your fucking hand out. Yeah. Can I go ahead and give you a saving grace? Can I give you a saving grace? Okay before we left He said a lot of stuff about you can see
Starting point is 00:13:42 And the scissor bros up Yeah, but one of the things that I did yeah before we left. Yeah, I asked him I said, hey, do you have any influence on the high school Hall of Fame and He goes I do know some people on the he knows the board. So this is what I said This is what I said Hello, brother. I thought of this wait, let me just get this straight. Okay, you're gonna be on the no You want to make me cry right now? No, no, no, really? Yeah, cuz if you tell me that I'm gonna be on the board and I'm gonna be in the Hall of Fame
Starting point is 00:14:18 I will start to cry right the scissor bros are gonna make that happen. How are you guys gonna broker that deal? I already emailed him already emailed them It's gonna have a beautiful email with your list of credits and why you should be considered. Yeah, we're waiting on a response Yeah, this is real. This is real though. He says he has influence on the board who are so funny. Yeah They're gonna be in the Hall of Fame of Poway We're okay. You know, here's where I'm not very help me baby. Where are you positive news? The long is not even on it. Well, forget Tom. It's but as we know with everything else It's all who you know in that in that field and he has he's a pillar of the community there and I asked him
Starting point is 00:14:58 I was like, is there any way like, okay? Yes, that being said, this is the closest I've gotten I'm just saying it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. I have my response to coach Branstader with all the information Okay, okay. Think about it. Please think about it. I already just did no really think it tells me to think about it all the time I think it through before I do it. All right. No, go Okay, hold on call him coachy. No voice or reason. Yeah It's me Let me just all right, Eric Dear coachy
Starting point is 00:15:37 It's me Bob Hi pretty good I want to say from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry that in my senior year that I chose not to Participate in the wrestling program I felt like I was focusing on My sobriety and who I am as a person and trying to figure out what this whole thing life is But in retrospect, I do apologize. I also want to thank you for your influence right because you're the first man I've
Starting point is 00:16:10 I've seen Harry Harry knuckles He had Harry knuckles No, honestly, I remember as a kid Yeah, yeah I remember him like, you know, because I'd be like on the bottom like during coach Yeah, and he'll get no you gotta grab the wrist like this, right? So he put his hand on over the other guy's wrist and I would see his Harry knuckles And I would go I remember thinking to myself. I go I've never seen that before that's cool, right
Starting point is 00:16:38 So you're the my first Harry knuckle experience Right. You're also somebody I was scared of but I looked up to and I think that you're a true champion of all time Okay, and I also want to say that if you can help me facilitate this Hall of Fame situation, right that my gratitude will go so deep Towards you and your family and to your bloodline Right, we'll have a frame picture of you and I would fight for your bloodline. Wow, right and um Is that good? So love keep going. I love it. I love it. So love dearly love, right? Kochi, you know what I mean? Heart heart, right and putting quotes
Starting point is 00:17:24 Babs Little bobs Thank you so much for doing that. You know, I want to say something to you. Yeah, what? Thank you Thank you so much Because what you've done, okay Is you've created a little monster here What my brother Let me finish do think about it really think about this one. Oh really think about it. Yeah, I want to give you a fucking compliment
Starting point is 00:17:57 You fuck face. Okay. Okay. All right, breathe. No, I'm not breathe. No, you got me all fucking rattled out Yeah, you got me an xxl. What the fuck? He's a me. Ralph. It might work. Ralph. He may over all of a sudden All right. All right, continue. I love it. Okay continue By the way, I just want to say give little props. I did fucking Largo for the first time this week Yes, how was it? What is Largo? Describe what that is to the viewers and listeners. We a lot of people Oh, the viewers and listeners. They have the internet and then google it. No, no, no, no, no, describe it to the Just describe it again. Okay, describe it again. It's a big it's a big deal. Let me bring it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you, chair It's a big deal for
Starting point is 00:18:33 Bobby's considered a club comic by a lot of people because he has done clubs for years. That's where he mainly Performs so that's laugh factory improv comedy store. Yeah, and just headlining around the nation doing is it Largo a club too Largo is a theater venue and it's considered like the alt haven all alternative alternative Listen, the word of the day kids is alternative In the 90s when I came to LA. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Largo was around. It was for all comics all the cool people played there What's so fucking funny keep going? I love it Do your thing. Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:14 Do your thing. All right. So let me finish. Okay. I was never invited to play it, right? So then mark maren goes Hey last week. Can you open for me because my band's playing at Largo and I said yes I went there. I performed for the very first time at Largo, which is a big thing for me Got some groans You know what I mean? Like the general response wasn't laughter was like, oh You know it was a sea of Italian Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:46 I don't know about this. Yeah. Yeah, that would tell a joke, right? And I'd go, you know, yeah, that's what my dad said And I'd be like Okay, could just do the next one. Oh, I do the next one. E You know people just like, you know, but then afterwards I get backstage In this kind of bigger Another harry and knuckle person A harry knuckle person came and gave me a hug and that harry knuckle person was zack aflakis. Oh And zack watched my set. What he goes. Thank you for being. I miss you. We hugged. I hugged him twice
Starting point is 00:20:23 And he smelled weird What do you smell like? No, he smelled like musky. I said musk I said musk. Yeah. Yeah. Elon musky. Yeah, Elon musky. Yeah musky. Okay. It is hot, babe It is hot and I have to say this too is is that here's a guy I run into me once every three years, right? And I want to get emotional, right? I have to say One of the nicest guys I've ever met in this business. Really just a sweetheart. Anyway, I did it
Starting point is 00:20:54 So give me a round of applause. I did fucking larger for the first time. Yes, man. I have a favorite to ask you guys I have a favorite to ask you guys So I found out of this new position Apparently, like none of us have ever done, but it's called amazon sex position And I want to know if you guys can demonstrate I'll do with my brother before I show you. I'll do with Jeremiah Wow, you got this. You want to do with me? That hurt me. Oh I'll do it with you. You want me to do it? That really hurt me. You keep saying
Starting point is 00:21:23 I keep saying a brother a lot and looking over there. I threw it out there like I like did you hear what I said? Let's do it. No, this is what I said. What? Let's do it. Let me hear. Let me just tell you, right I'll do it with my brother like that kind of right and you go. No, I'll do it. Jeremiah This is you know what here he is that goes you hurt me and and you hurt him Yeah, how did I hurt you because you said you'd rather do it with your brother Oh for comedy purposes and not only that he didn't finish my compliment. Well, it's a compliment. Exactly Oh What's the world come to, man?
Starting point is 00:21:54 Holy moly, guacamole Hey, you're right. Forget about it. Let's go to the amazon How about this? I will give you no Steve you and I will do that position And I will do the compliment while you're doing the position. Okay. All right. Okay. All right So I'm going to be on the bottom. Oh, I see what's that. I got to be on the bottom. All right I got to be on the bottom. You got to be on top, but his legs have to be up Yeah, all right. So our client and I next year I feel like we're the right proportions
Starting point is 00:22:25 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Steve put your knees under his knees And bobby now put your knees on the ground Put your knees on the ground Put your knees on the ground Put your knees on the ground Put your knees on the ground Steve put your knees on the ground now go back and forth now go back and forth
Starting point is 00:22:52 Go back and forth Okay, well you got to go higher Steve, you got to go higher, you got to sit, you got to sit, you got to sit Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. There you go There! Put your knees on the ground Back up, back up, I got to give you my compliment Give me my compliment Yeah, yeah, Gerret, go, go, go, go, go, yeah Okay, hang on, hang on
Starting point is 00:23:19 Here, here, here, here Okay, look at my eyes, okay? I want to say I'm so proud I'm so proud of you you're killing the game in the podcast world you're like when you're fighting your own voice do so excited about your life okay okay okay okay all right Steve was that comfortable or painful because me and Jeremiah did a mechanical bull riding challenge can you talk a little bit about Bobby says he's the best at that he said he's number one dude have you done it Jeremiah tell tell him what we did so we're I didn't you
Starting point is 00:23:59 know there's a downtown Sandy I haven't been there we used to hang out just in Escondido yeah but we he had a show in downtown San Diego but then there's bars and stuff yes he found like a right next to the right next to the comedy club yeah comedy company right by right yeah the gas lamp district yeah yeah something that we found a mechanical bull yeah dude he whooped my ass we did yeah we did it's it's hard it's pretty I am from Kansas I've never done that before but the challenge was you can I guess it's in my blood you know like that I was like Kansas barbecue yeah so it's one arm one arm but I used to
Starting point is 00:24:37 because I was instinctually I'm like oh you know yeah it was a scene it was a whole scene how long did you last huh not that much not that long under 30 cuz like you seem like you're going longer but it's not that much time cuz it's so hard cuz you know the way bucks the way a buxy yeah you're surprisingly so coordinated I've seen you clap box he is oh yeah I think that you Mr. Colling of actually being a boxer I got reach more than that he would be a good wrestler you're like quick yeah and so coordinated yeah yeah you know you know who you are man when you get older you're gonna be like James Cromwell
Starting point is 00:25:17 the actor is that his name bring that up James Cromwell mmm look it up yeah there's something about you that's like oh yeah yeah look it up put it on oh yeah oh yeah you know James Cromwell is he's an actor isn't he yeah the guy from babe yeah yeah that's a compliment man that's a compliment that's a compliment okay he's a great actor he's also in succession oh yeah yeah but um when you get older dude yeah you know that look that you have right now that wholesome white it's a handsome man right there only handsome not I don't say handsome but no he's a handsome man come on yeah he like in the Civil War he would have been
Starting point is 00:25:56 oh you're historical handsome dude that's a compliment dude you're my not in this time period yeah but like a different time period you would be considered a catch do you think that my brother and I in any time period in Korea we would have been handsome no yeah exactly at least you have a time period yeah right I gave you a time period you look like a Pokemon that fell asleep at warp tour okay and I happened to be like a BMX by like extreme sports guy yeah yeah right that I would be on tour with the right what do you think warp tour is is it warped toward of the skate skateboarding and
Starting point is 00:26:47 the bicycles right no those that's like x games is the musical festival a war music yeah it's like pop punk and yeah my bad let's start over then okay so what you're saying to me right is it I'm a pokey I'm sorry babe I always thought that warped or had to do with extreme sports as well no skateboarding BMX no no music festival music festival but I okay I don't see it then when you were on the same yeah thank you can we go back yeah all right so by the way this joke would have crushed it Largo it would have got a grown it maybe yeah um okay thank you for that compliment okay I'm not gonna get into it okay perfect okay
Starting point is 00:27:30 what's that I'll just get an advocate okay yeah so I want to ask you why won't you watch Dune because I'm so attached to the original Dune the David Lynch one did you love that word oh it's one of my favorite movies of all time and you love it the reason being is because the way he captured that world is if there's it was grit and dirt you know like the Harkonnen planet like yeah sting was in it you know what I mean and it was just it was gritty and I just I love that movie but did you watch the documentary the Jodorowsky's Dune no so you're saying this new ones like Star Wars okay just stop for a second okay first of all
Starting point is 00:28:10 there's a documentary called Jodorowsky's Dune that I highly recommend you watch the OG one no it's not about that it's about a guy who had his own vision of doing what did it what did Jodorowsky do also all he did another movie that was weird what yeah Magic Mountain yeah so this weird guy right back in the 70s wanted to Dune he almost got it made and it shows how it never happened okay it was as if someone didn't believe in George Lucas in Star Wars yeah like it was as if so that's that's the documentary it's and it's about the movie Dune about before David Lynch did his this dude try to pull it off he was too ahead
Starting point is 00:28:50 of his time he was too ahead of his time people couldn't understand what he was trying to make okay so the guy that directed the new Dune is the guy that did Arrival so good yes you know I kind of like Arrival and did you see so good yeah the second Blade Runner yes same guy the new Blade Runner yeah he did that too so it's gonna look clean and it's gonna be good and the music's probably gonna be alright it's gonna be good and I've heard some fucking reviews on it and they said that it's Allah it's an epic and that it might be kind of like Star Wars well let me play devil's advocate they're redoing Lost Boys right
Starting point is 00:29:22 yeah are you gonna watch the new Lost Boys if they do if the reviews are good because the original is the best it can be better than the original yeah do you agree better do you agree hard to Jeremiah nostalgia I don't know yeah it's amazing because it's like a slice of of time like is it gonna be set in the 80s again or is it gonna be an updated Lost Boys is there gonna be an epic sax guy in it yeah that was amazing you know listen okay when you see the trailer of the new Ghostbusters what did we do in that how many times are you gonna remake that move there's a new one there's a new one oh god all right ask
Starting point is 00:30:03 Andrew Santino you can't beat out Bill Murray dude stop for a second all right then afterwards in this movie yes well that's a that's a that is Bill Murray I don't know probably not but who cares but when just let me finish when you look at the trailer you could you'll feel some of the magic of the old movie because when I saw the trail I didn't know they had made a new one I was in the movie theater I was watching James Bond right what you think loved it didn't you yeah epic right and I was sitting in the theater with my my little Chinese friend and we saw the fucking trailer for Ghostbusters him and I both
Starting point is 00:30:45 looked at each other we had tears in our eyes and we did we did this in the theater we had chills it shivers the shivers wow that's how good the fucking trailer was well we shouldn't discount it then yeah I'll check it out what am I point is is that they can still depending on who it is they can still take an old IP is that what they call it intellectual property intellectual property thank you you're welcome and still make something good and creative okay right but aren't there certain movies they you cannot read they can never we make the exorcist they have they have there's so many different
Starting point is 00:31:30 versions there's like 12 different versions of that speaking of the exorcist we went to visit Jenny Jenny tell them the story our cousin Jenny oh yeah yeah cousin you know we want to Thanksgiving I met your cousin I love her yeah yeah we went there we went there what happened I love I love that whole side of your family there's something I forgot as a child go ahead oh yeah yeah well so we were talking about how Steve is the sweeter Lee brother and to Jenny mm-hmm and Jenny agreed well she said it you have her phone number where my cousin Jenny out loud said that my brother Steve is sweeter than me well she remembers
Starting point is 00:32:16 a memory at Korea House tell him remember Korea House and Claremont yeah you tell him yeah so I guess it was Steve's birthday okay and she says she has this memory seared into her brain for whatever reason Steve's birthday and Steve keeps going to Bobby and he's being real mean to him for no reason I'm being mean to my brother on his birthday and Steve keeps being like Bob it's my birthday can you not be so mean to me oh man and this is Bob's response I don't care if it's King Kong's birthday got him with that reference got him with that reference
Starting point is 00:32:56 the burn I know Steve I'm gonna back you up if my birthday is coming up and I said babe my birthday is coming up you're not gonna be here and guess what he said I don't care if it's King Kong's birthday ever green ever green it's ever green it's been in King Kong's been in your mind why the long time what is it about King Kong all right wow only said that twice in my life more I bet no wow thanks close to my life wow I said it back then in Korea house and I just said it three days ago isn't that ridiculous that I said King Kong and I it doesn't even make any sense it doesn't that's at all I don't care if
Starting point is 00:34:06 it's King Kong's birthday yeah even if King Kong was real right I don't think I would care what would you give King Kong yeah what a big why King Kong like did you when you're younger did you watch a lot of King Kong I don't remember might have watched Godzilla as a kid that's what and then he liked more than Godzilla of Donkey Kong maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah wow so I said so Jenny said yeah she remembers you're right right I don't care if it can be see if this is real okay right right say it but it's my birthday why are you so mean to me I don't care if it's King Kong's birthday damn bro does it hurt a little bit yeah
Starting point is 00:34:49 it hurts a lot it does work it's different tone with me though I did what I did I say yours you were like bitch I don't care if it's King Kong's birthday oh that's a different I'm different or like yeah and I and I laugh or mature yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Jenny said that yeah and so she said that you're sweeter mm-hmm right also she mentioned something we did when she was like younger as far as she said like when she was a kid she was like I can't believe you guys made me you took watch exercises like I guess you forced her I guess all of us like older cousins six years six we made her go to see the
Starting point is 00:35:33 exorcist that's what my family did to me and I'm afraid of the exercise today I can't yeah alone in the house we did that with my sister in the movie yeah that's it we told her that it was a clown comedy yeah what she said what she she hates constant this day oh yeah yeah but did she like exorcist she she likes scary movies to a point now but she still has a thing with clowns yeah yeah I saw a movie called VHS 94 I know we said it last yeah I just been thinking about it is it good it's still good it's a horror movie okay sometimes we watch dune tonight yeah I will what do you want me to watch you tell me to watch
Starting point is 00:36:12 something new every time I talk to you did you watch this it hurts my feelings because when I recommend something to you you dismiss it have you seen vivarium yet I didn't you know that you told me to watch the call and I did you like it yeah I loved it vivarium I will see no I will I just said I will when we see you will well you know oh no no no I like but the thing is I like secession but can I say this I like secession I really do I really do you really do I love the power dynamics it's like everyone's plotting you know maybe you shouldn't have done the red planet thing oh yeah my brother made a trick I
Starting point is 00:36:53 think we talked about it before we've talked about we worked we living we're living in Silver Lake yeah I was super sick one day like at the cold and my brother I come home and my brother goes I saw a great movie Bob and I go really I'm really sick right now oh you should watch it man it'll change you right what's it called he goes red planet so I'm watching Red Planet an hour in and I remember being in the company like there's blankets and oh yours yeah you're sitting like this like this yeah yeah I remember it right yeah and I remember thinking I remember thinking this is the worst movie I've ever seen laughing so hard and I
Starting point is 00:37:31 turned around my brother I was done is in tears right trick me right and he goes it sucks right you know what oh that really yeah I still so when you bring up alluvium right it's called by very very very it's not that Jeremiah I had a feeling it's not that you'd like it though if you like science fiction you'll like I love I like zone I've seen it yeah yeah yeah it's okay it's all right okay thank you and that's why I haven't fucking sit I and that's all don't touch him can I can I say that in my household that the what you refer me to held a high claim because you haven't missed once he turned around a game of thrones
Starting point is 00:38:21 he threw he threw cash at me when we used to go on the road years ago those days and he goes he goes he goes here's 80 bucks start downloading it for my tunes tonight start watching bro he paid my old roommate $500 to watch the whole series while you got jib dude your mom your mom watched it too I remember like your old spot I'd be in the living room and she's like Steve did you watch you know I'm like yeah should we talk about it yeah my wife will ask though she's like does Bobby have any more recommendations for documentaries the session okay well watch the session right it's so good okay let me I've done
Starting point is 00:38:57 good things with my money as well a lot of good things one time I was at the comedy store and there was a fat guy upstairs and he was upstairs he was an open miker and he was wolfing down fried chicken okay and every time I saw this guy he was eating something fried and he was getting bigger and bigger and I go how much was that fried chicken he goes I don't know 40 bucks I go here's a hundred go buy some vegetables you're not eating the shit anymore that's pretty good where is he today who wasn't he died oh I have I have that exact story I have that exact story but I was eating on these producer shows that they used to
Starting point is 00:39:43 have up in the belly room they'd bring these hostess snacks and all this garbage food for all the comics to snack on before they went on stage but me and other poor comics would go up there who weren't even on the lineup and we'd steal the food and eat it mmm Bob walks up one night and he's like what are you doing? I was like this is my dinner he goes you can't be eating that I'm like I'm like I don't have any money he goes go get yourself some real food give me cash you did that yeah we hug can I Amazon position go can I get on this give him a hug she's good don't
Starting point is 00:40:34 touch her she's fine but I do have to say about scissor brothers and it's like um think about it before you say it think about it continue anything negative no no no no right there oh what's that that's right come size more and from the matrix I forgot her name back to the scissor bros talk okay back to the scissor bros I like what you're doing tiger belly so um I have to say I'm so proud of my brother what about your mile no I've always been proud of okay let him let him talk I'm proud that you guys did this fucking scissor brother because I watch clips on on on the
Starting point is 00:41:25 internet and social media and I genuinely laugh at the shit that I watch right I've had industry people come up to me and go your brother's funny you know and it makes me so proud because I've always known that Steve has been hilarious him and I I don't know if you know this but my brother and I laugh together in a movie or we're in our car we pull some sort of prank Steve look at me we've we laugh hard oh yeah and we cry hard oh yeah we love crying oh yeah yeah yeah so I'm just saying when I watch my brother fly and and do his thing and you help that right he's the best the perfect combination and I want to
Starting point is 00:42:09 tell everyone listening right now please support the scissor brothers they're growing and when they go on the road you guys did a fucking festival we're gonna be Missouri on November 13th tell me what happened the festival we had fun moon set we sold out the room yeah yeah we had a lot of fun under seats yeah but it was I mean we're gonna play it man I know I don't do that don't do that please don't do that I mean it's like you don't just don't do that city King Kong thing yeah yeah yeah but it was fun not seeing that show yeah yeah but so you sold it out yeah and when you guys came out where they're like yeah they're doing
Starting point is 00:42:49 scissors yeah oh they did the scissors yeah right and then afterwards what do you guys did you guys hang out we did a he did like five yeah he did like five different performances he was emcee in doing Stan he did he was doing the music thing at the the outro show he was a part of the bed dude he did like five to seven different things that whole yeah it was crazy yeah we did like a meet and greet after the show though and Steve do you know the my favorite part is because we'd never been on those like our first like festival show on the road is Steve did the meet and greet before the show so there was a line outside he walked up
Starting point is 00:43:27 to everybody in line he goes thank you so much I'm looking for half an hour I can't find him anywhere and then he comes he comes and he's sitting on the front of the stage grossest thing I've ever he's he's sitting on the front of the stage while people are coming in I go Steve where he been he goes I just didn't mean I go after he goes yeah I want to thank people for coming I know I go all right well there's no wrong answer there you go you do you it was great no no build your self-esteem okay this dude is out there like this is what he did he shows up right he's like I'm gonna get my fishing rod and I'm
Starting point is 00:44:13 gonna go fish for compliments yeah so he's out there right George edit this out don't get angry don't time spent no no it's fine it's fine I'm trying to learn yeah you guys are on stage every you know I understand it I appreciate it all right I appreciate it that's all but can we just do this so yeah yeah wait afterwards and also create some mystery right because it's like that's what I told him backstage I was yeah you got excited so good but so basically you went through the line and said to individual people every single one let me just imagine every thing thanks for coming to the show and supporting us I
Starting point is 00:45:05 bet you said this do you like it do you like it what do we were like the podcast you listen right yeah it's good fuck around anyway thanks for coming again thanks for coming again right but the next I swear to God real real quick oh yeah fuck strike you dude what do you like about yeah yeah yeah yeah right he probably says stuff like this too yeah we're improving and we're gonna get back right just amateur shit right yeah wait afterwards okay you know what we're gonna do yeah yeah we talked about this on the drive over can I can I mention this Steve yeah go ahead the last time he was on stage was at the Tempe improv mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:45:53 and I'm headlining a week in there next month yeah and he asked me to do a guest spot I have to yeah right I have to full circle closure I have to do you think they have the same management I don't I have to do it for me this is like state you know I choked that it's like I have another oh I get to go to the tournament again I have to oh also I'm a grand stutter wait just real quick before you say that a couple of days ago he calls me my brother right do you don't nothing no no no no no just let me we'll edit it out if you don't like it yeah he goes looks like somebody is gonna be doing some live stage
Starting point is 00:46:34 performances I'm sorry I'm sorry I love you I'm sorry I won't I won't I believe it I believe it I believe it because it's a show or this is a show though yeah everything's fine everything's fine okay you're right man yeah yeah I regret you know it was a night and I if what I might be doing stand you know I haven't done any stand up but let me write first he I know what he's gonna say let me write first cuz I don't want to just go cuz dude Jeremiah I could have I wanted to ask you like at the Vegas show you know cuz that one comedian didn't show up but what did you
Starting point is 00:47:37 say you're like I want you to feel comfortable I don't want to push you out there yeah and that's all right let me number one and the thing is I will listen to you guys cuz the back then I didn't listen to anyone like cuz I want you guys if I you know if you could help me with some like if I say hey what do you think this is funny cuz uh you you know you guys do it as a profession before I would go hey why don't you write jokes he goes no they like the cowboy rap stop anyway you're different you're change man right and I want to say this I want to breathe breathe let me finish what I want to say I know I want to say
Starting point is 00:48:14 that number one when you were doing stand-up before I was going this is the this is the road for him number two I was bummed when you quit number three I honestly believe dude listen dude look at what I'm doing you love this don't you know yeah yeah yeah all right he just I don't know he he does that he did this that Jonah Hill once and a little naughty yeah he did this to Jonah Hill once and I was like yeah yeah where are you about it Jonah Hill at milk honor yeah yeah I'm Beverly yeah would he say yeah the Illuminati yeah oh my god that's so embarrassing we've told that story before right yeah we've told yeah yeah my point
Starting point is 00:48:56 is is this yeah is when you'd call me there Dan you said that you might be like I was so excited for you I might I honestly believe writing there's a future there right and if you need any help I want to do it just for fun you know I want to help I'm here for you if not it's fine okay go on your own adventure but if you need help I'm there and I'd love for you to do even do some of my shows dude good Kyla do you want to bow yeah yeah everything good I mean they keep to you know how's the baby good he's 23 pounds is that good bits he's like it yeah I think that's more than he's a big baby he's huge
Starting point is 00:49:44 really dude he's like he's a little bit he's a big no I look at that no I look at the photos yeah I love the photos yeah he's in he's in 18 month clothing right now yeah have you met the baby oh yeah he's out my baby held them you've held the baby yeah wow and what do you say oh yeah oh yeah really he said he sensed Steve's nervous energy yeah maybe the baby saw some of his gums and like that's a purple I haven't seen you know what I just don't get angry don't get angry I was at our dentist the other day yeah yes back to the same dentist I sent them to my dentist yeah but you know how we are with the dental people but
Starting point is 00:50:32 shout out to dr. Jack to him yeah but he's like where's Bobby that's like last time last time he was in here and then he just kind of let the sentence go don't what and I can imagine what he saw in there was probably not very good so you can't shit on your brother's gums when you're shit with it with it hold up no is this messed up because he can't chew on one side on both sides now well he said that you needed I do I need I need work right but the pain went away and so in three weeks when I come back from because I'm going out of town yeah I'm gonna take care of my dental stuff right when the new dentist did see my
Starting point is 00:51:07 teeth a couple of months ago his first his first sentence was what Keanu Reeves would say which is whoa and I don't know if that's a good thing right but he opened my mouth and he went lean back a little goes whoa I like that one and I go what do I have cancer he's like no no that's not it we can work with it I hope you can if it's not right so it's like I am gonna do the work when I get back right so he didn't mention me yeah he's been my dentist for 15 he's a great guy great I love that guy highly recommend Dr. Jack Tunze you go you I can tell you go every like I have never had a cavity in my life same here really
Starting point is 00:51:56 yeah I brought your teeth are a macula like yeah I mean yeah I mean yeah I've never had I'll say his name again Dr. Jack Tunze how many you don't even know what's going on I mean I got all kinds of yummy I'm trying to make a challenge just so I can get him to the dentist I'm trying to do a dentist challenge where we go get our teeth cleaned as literally a challenge as part of the show so he'll go with me I wish you would well you don't your teeth aren't nothing to brag about either I'm not attacking you dude okay I'm not attacking you I mean I'm just saying I wish you can you chew what I want to say this though has to chew
Starting point is 00:52:37 the steak with his front teeth like a crazy hey what we'll throw you a bone about brand stutter I think he thought Steve and I were a gay couple oh really that's hilarious I think what do you mean you didn't read that because here I'll tell you oh no that's why it was so nice to you I don't want a crime on my how can you never brought this up oh cuz yes so so he did there's a couple signs yeah I'm from Kansas I didn't have many girlfriends in high school yeah I've been through the ringer with this with family and stuff like that like little like little hints and so like that first thing was how he shook
Starting point is 00:53:21 my hand yeah he shook my hand so hard to see how firm my grip was gonna be and it was a it was a Kansas grip so he's like oh this is interesting and then he's kind of sizing us up like how we're talking to each other like as he's given us a tour and we're in his home and stuff like that and then at the end of the tour he goes you know he's also your brother became a comedian or something right and yeah yeah you know we we got to go and he goes so Steve you married her right you ever you have a girlfriend or anything I see the brother goes and he goes I gotta go so I'm dating yeah but that's not you gotta be more specific he
Starting point is 00:54:07 thinks okay yeah that's okay you just something like yeah man no I'm knee deep in that oh really that's not what you say when dudes say stuff like that like and start bragging about how much but it's they're getting dick there all right let me see what I could say let me what's let's throw one out all right so I'm coach Brown Center right so Steve you're dating anybody yes sir all right best believe it you're like you're lying though yes sir you're lying though ask me again okay all right don't lie but try to make it like that right so Steve you you didn't anybody yes coach who women okay that's real kind of gay real
Starting point is 00:54:57 convincing women you know you have the gin as you know you should say that you know with how come you never brought this to my attention because I was thinking about it today oh my god yeah because you gotta go back down you literally go back down when he when he brought up his the hairy knuckles I had a flashback to him shaking my hand yeah it's okay it's okay right at the very least he approves of your gay lover and that's something that's good that's cool that's tight man yeah he's also not homophobic he shook his hand yeah you know wow yeah man oh because at my age you would think I'd have a kid and married right yeah but
Starting point is 00:55:42 you have to understand at your age all right when dad was our age all right we were in high school yeah Steve does that ever crossed your mind like Mary say that again wait go ahead Kalyla does that ever crossed your mind ever marriage and kids you ever think like I kind of want that I could picture myself just in a log cabin by myself there we go there we go yeah unabomber not unabomber but just more like mr. Miyagi in his little oh really you're gonna meditate yeah you be clipping bonsai trees in there not that but what would you be doing in a cabin in the woods by yourself at the age of fucking 16 is your Wi-Fi yeah I never
Starting point is 00:56:27 really gave it much thought though but you're right like never gonna when you were in a relationship when you were with a long time did you ever five years about like having kids down the line or no but I could tell like maybe her dad was kind of skeptical like what's his intent you know what I'm saying like you there oh I always felt like they're not sizing me up but kind of wondering like where's this going yeah you know every traditional yeah yeah you don't have to fall to the pressures of that yeah it's interesting if you yourself had those feelings no I mean I don't know what happened between yeah we're we're
Starting point is 00:57:03 really messed up you we should have a kid oh what about you got you got no maybe maybe we'll have a kid we're thinking about adopting oh when I adopted yes I've always wanted to yeah what why'd you give my thumbs up no I had a thing I had a thing on my chin it's live yeah yeah I had a thing on my chin do you have do you look out for each other do you have skin tags I have skin tags no I got moles like crazy you don't have any skin you got a cancerous mole removed in your back I'd say it's two melanoma yeah shit oh my you never told me that you have a big scar yeah I got a 10 inch scar on my back yeah he
Starting point is 00:57:39 just did it right a year ago now it's 2015 my bad yeah you never told me that yeah yeah oh my god it was that is that cancerous yes it's a melanoma big yeah yeah and it's stage two yeah oh man so glad it you know yeah you're still with us thank you yeah I think you're very talented dude he's gotten so good at dude he's got you know don't you don't have to sell me be okay okay yeah yeah you don't have to sell me okay so what I want to do this tonight I want you to watch Dune and I'm gonna watch Dune on the plane and we'll you and I will have a discussion when I get off the plane I'll watch it I landed New York around 7
Starting point is 00:58:15 30 in the morning be comfortable for two and a half week three weeks because you have your flight I have to go as a flight I have a flight thanks for having us so all right we're not done yet we're not done yet I thought we're having a good time here we're having a great time yeah I thought the pocket was good amazing hasn't that been great so far we did all the easiest the very easy in fact we should have you guys up is this better than the last time you're on what are you guys whispering about oh go ahead go ahead go ahead spit it out see we want to watch your mouth think about it watch it close watch it we want to do
Starting point is 00:58:53 approach you in the the proper respect respectful way about what we would like to invite Rudy as a guest on our podcast but we know we have to go through the proper channels of the slept respectful yeah that's respect out of respect well for starters she is the technically property of bad friends and also property of me because yeah but also she is her own adult no he's also 20 years old yes you can ask her yourself okay no see that's why that's why I wanted before I even approached her I didn't even want that's why I want to ask yeah respect do you know that she's like seeing well she's been seeing someone very casually and
Starting point is 00:59:32 he is losing his mind about it always protect the father she's like can I go she's not the end she's like absolutely not poppa bear really and I'm like you can go and he is like no no but this is just podcasting listen to me okay of course you'd have to ask her though you ask her first because she's a human being but I want to say that Jeremiah you and I go beyond friendship we're in sort of a flesh we have a fleshy relationship in terms of blood and I feel like you could be considered a family member okay I want to say do you Steve okay you got to get your mouth fixed okay because I can't stand it
Starting point is 01:00:28 anymore I think the state of my mouth has to do with your mouth never I feel like you open your mouth somehow it affects my mouth and makes it more dark purple and and pulpy no don't cut it because I'll cut it right please please get your mouth fixed look at me right now dude I'll all follow up it's a disaster follow up you know it is right thanks for tuning into another great episode of Tiger Bell let's do an unhelpful advice go ahead unhelpful advice with Tiger belly and the scissor bros this is a really important question from one of our fans my name is Julius my sister Katrina age
Starting point is 01:01:10 17 was killed start over okay my name is Julius my sister Katrina age 17 was killed by her boyfriend oh my god he stabbed her to add wait wait let's start over so a guy say it again his sister got stabbed stabbed by by another guy yes we don't terrible my sister Katrina something was killed by her boyfriend okay he stabbed her to add to my misery he was given two years a man slaughter oh man I'm struggling to come to terms with this and I've just fallen into a loop of smoking weed from morning till night not knowing what to do with my life I work as a teacher in London and I'm 25 years old I don't hate my job but
Starting point is 01:01:52 life just seems meaningless right now I have a girlfriend who I love and adore someone who supports me so much but is but is wrong that is but is it wrong that I want to leave it all behind and just travel the world I feel trapped in the city and just want to live and be outdoors where do I go from here and he put in a note that his girlfriend doesn't really want to go with him 25 you don't have kids your heart has a hankering you have these things that feel unsettled within you I say go and see the world see if something maybe eases your heart if fucking walking along the fucking planes of where their
Starting point is 01:02:31 planes in America well I talked about the Neil Pert thing yes right it's the same thing you guys who Neil Pert is Neil Pert was one of the greatest rock and roll drummers of all time he was the drummer of a band called Rush yeah we go by his house by the way can we move on did you know he blew me once in a tent you really got blown in an attempt he kissed it oh so you weren't blown sorry I don't want to talk about how just show us hey can you see what like this he went like this he went I could try it I don't want to just see what it tastes like and he goes like this he went he did he did the tongue thing a little bit
Starting point is 01:03:22 yeah what do you say it tastes like pretty good hey pretty damn good good side to the story it tastes like that red bean yeah it's just like the red bean you know how you get an Asian you know I mean dessert dessert and there's red bean in it sometimes okay what do you what's going on here let's tea we'll go back to the guy tea for time stamp alright so what Neil per what happened was his daughter died in a car accident or something suddenly and he didn't like right after his wife died and he looked at his two bandmates and said I'm going on my motorcycle and I don't know where I'm going and so for five years they
Starting point is 01:04:12 would get postcards from different towns in like South America Mexico like a little villages and he'll write like a postcard I'm still alive I mean I'm in this town or whatever and he did that for five years he shows up five years later and he traveled all over and he looks at his bandmates and he goes let's play and they start playing again my point is is that Neil Pert needed to do all that to get to back to feeling normal I mean when life things like that happen and I you know I've never experienced whatever this young man experienced and it seems fucking horrible yeah and whatever you do dude you
Starting point is 01:04:55 know the Tiger Billy family is gonna support you in any way but it is life you're young I would go out what a Kalei said and I would travel yeah and find your find it find it your heart has a hankering yeah I think you should see that through let's see what you let's see what these dumb-dumbs have to say about it we agree okay no just add more information if you have the means to travel that's true I would say definitely do it if you're not gonna put yourself in more of a stress with financial stuff I say definitely go for it because if you if you have the need and desire to want to go out there and
Starting point is 01:05:35 travel and you have enough saved as a teacher then you might as well you're still you're still in your 20s like see the world sorry I keep checking my phone the Dodger what is the score what's the score what is it seven oh six oh six two Dodgers are winning two top of the six I'm hit a Homer wow I'm so happy for you so it'll be three two after this yeah we came back from a 3-1 yeah it'll be great let's go do you see Arsenal's game no oh we tied to two yeah no yeah anyway that's the thing is that it that's it hey really sorry about your sister passing yeah so sad what's up I hope your heart is on the board soon so every what
Starting point is 01:06:18 promote go ahead Jeremiah YouTube comm slash scissor bros and oh we have so much we're not the whole thing that are we have footage of us like going in detail into the Poway house yeah we went to Tom DeLong's childhood house yeah we made a lot of stops in Poway and every Friday it's new challenges for scissor bros how does the town music how does poway look you know Stone Ridge Country Club is no longer there it looks cleaned up and clean but there's certain things like things I don't I didn't recognize like you a bridal wood still there but there's like new buildings and yeah but poway itself it
Starting point is 01:06:56 looked clean right everything is a steam there I was shocked how like picturesque that whole city is mm-hmm yeah and then I'm on tour he get takes it Jeremiah Watkins comm and I'm trying to get Steve out with me as much as possible we're doing some festivals and stuff coming up oh Missouri Louis November 13th and yeah can't be coming up and yeah super jazzed man and Bobby's gonna and Kalyla we want you guys is gasoline scissor bros we want to do a 2v2 challenge sometime mmm gladly thank you no underestimate us we'd love it please King Kong baby King Kong oh and then Cartoon Network Sundays I'm the
Starting point is 01:07:37 voice of the new Joker on DC superhero girl Joker Joker amazing yeah so I gotta plug them to yeah so Cartoon Network I gotta plug yeah I'm on a new Netflix series on Netflix it's called Inside Job and I'm one of the regular cast members on it April I'm I'm working too dude you were constantly you were constantly you're always tell me I like a magnet P.I. a sexy city a movie with Kevin Hart KVP selfie Bobby Bobby Bobby we're all doing pretty good huh baby hey Stevie Weeby show Jeremiah give them a round of applause anyway that was great love you guys
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