TigerBelly - Ep 361: The Bro is Dead w/ Chad & JT Go Deep
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Yeah, but trace your lineage. Oh, yeah
My lineages goes back to fucking if you all the way down to the Civil War Robert E. Lee. No way you're related
Yeah, dude, could you return any of his what views? Yeah, I did
Like the Confederate flag I believe in it. I love it. So you believe in the 13 colonies. Is that what it is?
Yeah, state rights. Yeah, it writes. I believe in trickle-down economics
I believe it I do I believe in separation between
Naturalist state between races. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a cool thing. Yeah
My gran gran gran gran pa. Did you go by Bobby? Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, Bobby E. Lee
And if there was stand-up comedy back then he would have killed it, right? Yeah
he would've been the Owen Benjamin of
He would have been the own vengeance of that time. I mean good piano player. Yeah
I don't want to start like this. I don't want to start I don't want to start like all weird. You know I mean yeah sure
Yeah, I think it's my fault. Yeah
It's not your fault. It's not your fault droopy blue. So I'll be I can't call you that now you're a star my bad
Oh, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you kept them waiting outside the door
I didn't to do anything dude. We are doorbell doesn't we're talking about how beautiful let's start right go ahead
Bye don't say anything to I say
Five five wait wait before you start. What is your name? I'm sorry. I get I know your name JD and Chad
But what is the name of JD JD?
I didn't even catch it. Yeah. Yeah. What is the name of your podcast again? Going deep with going deep with JT and Chad Chad and
JT. Yeah, I'm trying to say discord. What'd you say?
Yeah, yeah, and then we'll then I'll ask what the show was called sweet. All right. What's wrong, dude?
We're excited and nervous. Are you really? Yeah, I'm why you're nervous. I'm you got that did it before
Yeah, you were just those kind of guys. Yeah, I get nervous
Yeah, it's all being recorded. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So you know what dude? I have a way to calm those nerves. Go ahead
Three two
Pay attention if your breath breathe in and keep going
feel your rectum as you sit goes up your spine into your scrotum
or fallopian tubes if you're a woman
You need warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer, right?
And just live in the moment.
The moment.
I am Bobby Oturo Koko.
Oturo Koko.
Oturo Koko.
And I am your, I am your leader.
Now listen to my voice.
Listen.
All right.
We are one.
We are all just sitting around a campfire.
Are we not?
Yeah.
And at the end, we will dissolve into each other, our energies, into the earth, and we
will become demons and angels, whoever you want to be.
Wherever you want to be.
Yeah.
Okay.
Stop.
We're done.
Don't say anything, Ty.
Sorry, bro.
Okay.
So.
Yeah.
I woke up focusing on my breath and being in the moment, and I realized that I had two
of my, you know, my West Coast nuggets that are my little, I don't know, they're, it's
what I grew up with, you know, they seem like my children.
I look on Netflix and, you know, they got a thing there.
And they changed a bit, I think, I think that they're better or above it, but they came
anyway to promote.
I feel it felt like maybe they were using, it's fine.
You know what I mean?
But they've always been sexy.
They've always been.
They've always had that, the gift of love poking, prodding.
Very funny guys.
I really enjoy them.
I think I reached out to them initially.
Did I not?
Yeah.
I'd just try all my friends about them, you know, but they're here amongst us now.
They have their own show on Netflix.
It's called.
Chan JT Go Deep.
Dude, my voice cracked on it.
I give you another shot.
I'll give you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chan and JT Go Deep.
There we go.
Why don't, why don't, why doesn't JT just do all the announcing in terms of like what
the show is?
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Is the show out now?
No, it's out on the 23rd.
And let me see it.
There it is.
I like that.
Oh, first initial.
Can you go back to that or no?
I don't know.
Yeah, they did a good job.
They did a good job.
It's retro, right?
It's retro and cool.
Yeah.
Did you have any choice on that?
Yeah, they gave us a bunch of art.
They gave us like eight selections and all of them were amazing actually.
And how did you narrow it down to that?
It felt, it's popped.
Yeah, it felt of course.
And some of the other ones gave away certain like pivotal moments from the show.
We liked them a lot, but they just revealed too much.
And then with this one, like the first drawing you see of me is the right one, but actually
our director and showrunner, the very talented Dan Lucchese, he didn't like how Chad looked
because he said Chad didn't look hot enough.
And then so.
Really?
It's important now.
Yeah.
So he was right.
Like when I looked at it, I was like, it's not as hot as Chad.
I didn't see it.
There we go.
Yeah.
I mean, look at that.
And then first of all, based on that photo, I would have no idea what you guys look like
in real life.
Yeah.
Like those are like exaggerated photo.
Like you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like you're not that sexy.
No, of course not.
Do you think you are?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Especially JT look at you.
Yeah.
Your eyes aren't like that.
Like, like it's like you're looking to the sun.
Yeah.
That's a real, that's a still from the show though.
Oh, is it really?
They drew it over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Both of us.
Yeah.
I did not know.
I mean, they made my hair wavy, which I'm eternally grateful for.
It's more like Adam Brody's from the OC.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
How do you feel about what it says?
It says end small dong shame.
I believe that.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
So anyway, give JT and Chad a round of applause.
We didn't do that yet.
Do future stars, huh?
Do you feel like, now how does it feel?
Do you feel different than you did a year ago or what is the feeling?
I feel the exact same.
Me too.
I think, well, we've been, it's been three years since we, we've been working on this
for three years.
So I think it, I don't know.
I, I think, uh, like the more like the closer it gets, I think right now I'm in the stage
where I'm just a little kind of, it's surreal that it's actually happening because we had
the whole COVID year and a half pause.
We wrote it and then COVID hit and then we had the wait year and a half to shoot it.
So I think I'm just relieved that it's actually coming out.
You know who has, it's so funny because I'm doing a movie with Mo Ammer and he has a show
out on Netflix.
I saw that.
Yeah.
And he said the same exact thing.
Last week he goes, I sold it three and a half years ago, COVID hit.
I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
I thought it was not even going to be able to do it, right?
And now I'm just relieved it's coming out.
It's the same exact thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it is coming out and how do you like the product?
I love it.
Yeah.
I think it's great.
I mean, there's things I would like, um, just performance wise and myself.
I was like, I learned a lot, but overall I think it's.
I think you were great.
Oh, thank you.
It's so fun.
It's like, uh, I mean, with Netflix too, with like, they, they won't need to make it like
binge bowl and stuff.
So like the way we originally wrote it, it was like standalone episodes, you know, but
then we sort of serialized it.
So it's a, it's like a six episode long adventure.
Oh, wow.
So every time we, like even going into edits, I would like be bummed to leave the edit because
I just love being in the show.
So there's one storyline almost, right?
Yeah.
But you're doing the same thing as you're going to, um, city halls and stuff and we're
talking to people, like real people out in the world.
Yeah.
Also, but are you doing the thing that you were doing like in front of, in front of like,
you know what I mean?
A committee.
There's a lot of that.
A lot of that.
But now you're talking to also other people.
Yeah.
Right.
And, um, because before you did it, didn't you have to like wait in line for a long time?
At the city council?
Like the city council, like back in the day when you started doing it, we still have to
wait.
Oh yeah.
Oh, even with Netflix behind you, you still have to wait.
Oh, we didn't tell them.
Yeah, they don't.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you don't know this.
You don't say this is a Netflix thing?
No.
Oh.
They have public use.
So we can just, any, any kind of city council stuff so we could get the real reactions without
them knowing.
Oh, right.
Right.
Right.
That's the best way to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But even when you were waiting, was there other people waiting with you or you're just
doing it?
And let me say, I mean, are there like, is there like a point person at Netflix there like
going waiting with you and stuff?
No.
And then driving to city council.
Wow.
Yeah.
For real.
Yeah.
Wow.
And I don't think even if we could have jumped the line, we would have because we respect
the democratic process so much.
And one of the beautiful things about going to these city council meetings is you get to
hear about other issues while you're there.
We've learned a ton.
Really?
About like how cities are run.
Like real issues.
Real issues.
Like what?
Did the water.
Dude.
The water in California is fucked up.
All right.
So there's water issues.
Yeah.
And there's nothing about it.
That's it.
That's all I got.
All right.
Okay.
We didn't know about it until we were there.
Yeah.
Well, we don't get our water.
We get it from like a lake or something and there's like, I don't know, shafts.
I don't know what you call it.
I went to, when I was in nursing school, we had like a water treatment plant in Orange
County.
Right.
Yeah.
That was helpful.
We petitioned for to rename the water treatment center in Manhattan Beach after Britney Spears
because she was going through a tough time at the time.
We wanted to call it the Toxic Water Treatment Center after her.
And they didn't go for it?
They didn't have a water treatment center.
So you were.
Oh.
Well, you could.
Why can't you go?
Can we make one?
Did you propose that?
Yeah.
I mean, we proposed just having like a huge Britta and just naming it Britney.
Oh.
Britney.
That's smart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's smart.
But the populous is too big and Manhattan Beach.
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah.
So what did you learn from?
I learned there was that one that was super gnarly that this like asphalt company was
like pumping out toxic fumes and like the local kids were getting like nosebleeds and
stuff like that.
So all the kids came in and like fought hard to hold the city council's feet to the fire
and get them to change it.
But then I also saw how hard it is to get stuff done because the city council was like,
hey, like they're protected by a contract.
There's nothing we can do.
And then me and Chad came up and talked about butthole sunning.
After the nosebleed thing.
Wow.
Yeah.
You think they're the same?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably.
Yeah.
You think it's the same kind of weight?
Well, I both have to do with health, you know.
This is a holistic practice that I think is going to help everyone.
That's true.
I mean, you're a doctor.
You're a nurse.
We think.
We think.
Yeah.
We think.
Yeah.
We think she is.
Yeah.
So how do you feel about sunlight?
Leaching.
Yeah.
I think it's what 50-year-old men swear by.
Right.
Yeah.
Like the smartest people in the world.
Basically, yeah.
I guess, yeah.
Right?
If you go to the Erewhon at Venice.
Right.
I think that's exactly it.
It's a very Erewhon way of thinking.
Right.
Yeah.
A lot of our policies are probably in line with Erewhon.
But can I just defend Erewhon for a second?
Number one, the best fucking grocery store on planet Earth.
Number, can I finish?
Yeah.
How people?
Well, first, I base it on the people.
You go to the fucking Rouse at midnight on fucking Sunset Boulevard, the rock and roll
ones.
Right?
It's like, you know what I mean?
There's meth scabs on the floor.
Right?
I don't want to see that at a fucking...
Right?
It's a sketchy environment.
It's a sketchy environment.
Right?
And so when I go to the Erewhon over there, the new one over here.
Right?
I see just glamour.
Right?
And that makes the food look better.
No?
Definitely.
Definitely.
Right?
It's like everyone in there is an influencer.
Yeah.
It's a good thing.
Yeah.
Or is that not a good thing?
I think for you, yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
Is it a good thing for you guys?
Yeah, that's like the intelligentsia.
Like I still want to be around people.
Exactly.
I want to be around people who elevate.
Yeah.
I know.
I want to be elevated.
Yeah, those are the things.
You know, and also I never did any butthole research tanning the one, the sunlight thing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but I heard that there are benefits.
What are they?
Boost your tea.
Excuse me?
Boost your tea.
Testosterone.
Testosterone.
Oh, I'm lacking.
Dude, yeah.
Yeah, because when I come, one teardrop.
That's it.
Yeah, it takes a nap.
Oh, we got to work on your load.
I know, right?
It's got to get thicker, huh?
Yeah.
Viscosity is a big part of it.
What do you mean?
Viscous thickness.
The thickness?
What's viscosity mean?
The thickness of like a liquid.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
It needs to be thicker.
Is yours thick?
Very thin because I take propitia to keep my hair.
So that thins it out.
Oh.
Oh.
Here's what increases.
Yeah.
Right here.
Increase.
Increase creativity.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I want to write something.
That'd be great.
Yeah.
Straighten to organs.
That's very broad.
I like that.
Heart, liver, lungs.
Right.
So my organs are, I don't even know what they're like.
I've never, I've never gotten my organs checked.
When I wake up, I go, but you're vibrant and you look remarkable.
Go ahead.
Can you show me how you're actually going to point your asshole to the sun?
And if that's something physically you can do, and it's really funny that you say that
because what you're being is rude and condescending and not even true.
Try.
Show me.
These boys know.
I'll show you.
So where's the sun?
Up top.
Who are we pointing to?
Well, it's high noon.
It's high noon.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
But in this.
I'm just excited to see it.
You don't have to be.
Wherever you want to look.
It doesn't have to be sun exact.
Chad and JT doesn't matter what time of day sunset or sunrise, what's a more like effective
blast of vitamin D.
Interesting.
You want that high EG index.
So it's high noon then.
Let's see the sun.
Let's put it on the sun over here.
Right there.
That's where the sun is.
No, no, no, no.
How about this?
Can the sun be there?
What that light is.
Works for me.
It works for me too.
Right.
So I demonstrate.
I can be the sun for you.
All right.
You be the sun.
All right.
So stand for a second and be the sun.
Right.
So.
You're the sun right there.
Okay.
Yeah.
Just give me raise.
Right.
So I'm going to be like.
Well, I should talk in the mic to stay there.
Oh, what a beautiful sunny day.
What should I do today?
Go to the park.
Nah.
Hiking.
Nah.
Wait a second.
Get creative.
My butthole.
Right.
So then I'll go.
The sun's there and I'll just kind of go like this.
Right.
Oh, shit.
You're actually doing.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Did not know that was happening.
I thought we're doing this.
I'm staring, dude.
You can't pull your dick out of there and not expect me to stay.
Dude, I'm getting kind of horny.
Legit.
I'm legit getting horny.
It's not hitting this.
Bobby, you got a nice asshole, bro.
You have to go.
Wait, how is your asshole so nice?
You know what I mean?
Dude, you have like one of the nicest assholes.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So that's in your fucking face.
No.
Three seconds.
You'd be able to last in that position.
I could last it for one hour right now if you gave me $100.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Why $100 more than that?
I'm not going to pull my pants out.
I'll just.
You do that for an hour?
A downward dog for an hour, Bobby.
One handed.
Okay.
Okay.
Then spread your cheeks.
Spread your cheeks.
You can tell you were a high school wrestler.
Look at that head stability.
Oh, you know what?
We can put the butt tape.
It's a tape that opens up your asshole.
It used to be one of our sponsors.
Oh, really?
We could get that.
My point is that I can go ahead.
Yeah.
Can I press pause real quick?
I just want to say this sincerely.
Don't make me cry.
Honestly, I think I know where the direction you're going.
Mike, you're there.
I know.
I know.
I want to accept it from you, but let me just get in the moment, lock eyes with you,
and then really just retain.
You know what I mean?
And really be here for that.
Yeah.
I'll save the cheaper compliments for the end.
Okay.
It meant so much to me for you to just pull your dick out and your asshole out, because
we were nervous, and now I feel so much more at ease, and I feel so much more connected
to you after you pulled all that out.
Thank you for flashing cock and b-hole, because it really did make me feel just safe.
So thank you.
Okay.
And you do have a beautiful butt hole.
Like, your butt hole is really nice, man.
It's not a lot of hair.
There's none.
The miracle.
It's incredible.
Any poo residue?
No.
It had like a nice coloration to it.
It was really lovely, dude.
Do you bidet?
I do bidet.
I bidet today.
But now I wear this movie.
This podcast is like the movie Flight, where like the most incredible scene in it happens
right at the beginning.
Downhill.
Yeah.
After that, you're like, well, how are they going to do the plane crash?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We already got the plane crash.
Yeah.
But sometimes, you know, we'll have to close strong.
Right.
We'll have to, yeah.
I know what that means.
Yeah.
No.
Hey, no.
We'll have to do, you know what?
We'll have to do a Shyamalan twist.
Right.
Right.
And we'll figure that out at the end, you know?
It'll pop.
Sometimes it feels like when you're watching a Shyamalan movie, you don't even know that
he knows what's going on until the end.
Right.
Right.
And then he shoots it and he's like, he wakes up, this is how I'm going to end it today.
Yeah, he doesn't know.
He doesn't even know.
At the end, it might have been my behold the whole time.
Oh, shit.
That's a great switch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a really good one.
I bet our buttholes, I don't like to talk about this stuff because, you know, I'm becoming
more religious and more Christian.
I'm getting more British, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As I get older.
I've been talking about something like this, but since we're here, I feel like, you know,
you and I, JT, you know, if we compared buttholes, you mean, and we showed it to just random
people, you know, people coming from a different country.
Imagine there's a little room at LAX, the International, right?
And they bring us them into this room, foreigners, and they compared to our buttholes, they would
go, yes, they're from the same family.
Right?
I hope so.
If they showed yours and mine, they're definitely a different family.
Do you think or no?
I think so.
I mean, we've, we can't, yeah, I guess so.
Hard to tell.
What do you mean?
I wish my butthole looked like yours.
Yeah.
Why do you think yours would compare to his more than that?
Yeah, because I'm hairy.
I know, but you have more of an olive-y vibe to you.
Oh, thank you.
I've always said you're like a more of a Billy Joel, and you're more like, you know, the
guy from the Eagles.
Oh, Don Henley.
Don Henley.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don Henley Bewhole?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don Henley Bewhole.
You're more like Billy Joel Bewhole.
You have sort of a, yeah, yeah.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
You know, I think I've just, I've always been disappointed in mine if I'm completely candid.
Why?
What about it?
I don't know.
I think, I think it just, I think I don't have, I think it just doesn't really shine.
I feel the same way about mine.
Really?
Yeah.
It's so heartbreakingly mediocre.
Right.
Yeah, it doesn't have, it doesn't stand out like his.
It's got a very like, there's some sparse hair growth that I often wax out.
Right.
But can I say something?
Yeah.
It doesn't shine.
But.
Yeah.
Your vag is fantastic.
Oh, it is.
So it's like, when you, you're right, so when you compare, when you compare the two, you're
mean, and what's the most important?
That's nice.
Right?
That's good.
What's the most important?
I'm just making, working with assumptions.
Yeah.
That if you bent over, I would like, oh, that's Don Henley's butthole.
Pass.
But when I saw, right?
Yeah, pass.
Pass on that, right?
I would pass on that, right?
But if I saw your sacs, right?
Oh, yeah.
I would like, that's, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, like, if you.
Tom Hardy's sac.
Oh, are you for real right now?
Yeah.
I'll even take it.
I'll take it a little, a step further, further.
Oh, look at the butthole, Don Henley passed, right?
Good sex.
Paul Walker.
Whoa.
Whoa.
He hit you at the heart.
He hit you at the heart.
Paul Walker did his sex.
Damn.
So, and that, that comes from my heart and that's belief and truism.
Okay.
So how do you feel?
Bobby, I just want to say.
I owe you a 10 second car.
What's a 10 second car?
What's that?
That's a car that goes a quarter mile and under 10 seconds.
That was like what Paul owed to.
Oh, wait, have you never seen that?
I've never seen any of those movies.
I've never seen any of those movies.
I've totally ruined the moment.
I threw you off.
But you don't want to?
That's a lesson to be learned from me, right?
Yeah.
But can I say this?
Even without watching those movies, I understand his greatness.
And that's the power of Paul Walker.
Yeah, yeah.
He's inspirational.
Excuse me?
He's inspirational.
What did I say?
What did I say?
Yeah, I did three letters to excuse me.
I know because I got nervous.
So wait, excuse me?
Yeah, excuse me.
Yeah.
May I have that over again?
Yeah.
May I have that moment over again?
Reclaim your time.
Reclaim your time.
Excuse me?
Uh-huh.
Inspirational.
Wow.
Thank you.
I mean, Paul Walker.
I forgot what we were talking about.
He's inspirational in that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Paul Walker Monument, you guys, did they ever even?
It's still a work in progress.
We're trying to find the right budge.
Yeah, because people have wanted to make it,
but they haven't given us enough funds
to make it something that's going to last forever.
And we don't want to put something up
that doesn't honor him like aesthetically.
So we're waiting until we can do like
the proper cast iron version of it.
Well, what can it be like?
Is that one thing that you guys are pushing for?
Is it Paul Walker Monument?
Yeah.
Yeah, they've been for years, yeah.
And we have a place that's willing to host it.
Where?
That's good.
Neptune's Net in Malibu, have you guys been?
No.
Good fried shrimp.
Really?
Yeah.
And that's where a pivotal scene
in the first Fast and Furious takes place.
Neptune's Net in Malibu.
Delicious?
It's really good.
Okay, I would like to attend.
Let's go, baby.
I will.
I will.
When are you going to take me?
But will you really go?
Let's go.
100% did.
First of all, I'm a changed man.
What do you mean by that?
I just, everything I do is different.
He likes to hang out with friends.
I've been hanging out with a lot with friends.
Oh, that's nice.
I've been fellow shipping.
Oh, cool.
I've been going on posting more on Instagram.
I'm going out more.
I'm trying to live my life more.
How's it feeling?
Not good.
Good.
No.
It's good though.
Contrary action, right?
Yeah, I'm trying.
Contrary action, yeah.
But yeah, because it's like last night,
I went to a fucking Chinese restaurant with my friend Jean.
Yeah.
We're eating sweet and sour pork as you do, right?
Did you get the jajangmyeon?
I did.
Oh, thank God.
I swolped that down.
Yeah, that's the best part.
Yeah, yeah.
So I had the jajangmyeon.
You like jajangmyeon?
Never had it.
You do?
No, I was just agreeing with you.
Yeah.
Do you know, have you heard of it?
No.
You won't like it.
I think you will.
I beg to differ.
I think you guys would love it.
What is it?
Noodles with like black bean paste.
It's a black bean paste.
It's fermented black bean paste.
Sounds good.
Fermented black bean with onions.
Oh, perfect.
I like fermented foods.
You do?
You would love jajangmyeon.
You like kimchi?
I eat it every day.
Seriously.
Are you being real?
No, for real.
I knew that about you.
Yeah.
You know, I like kimchi with turmeric.
Have you tried that?
What is it?
Turmeric.
But with kimchi.
Turmeric.
Yeah.
What's the correct way to say it?
Turmeric?
I think you said it.
I don't think so.
I think I'm actually wrong.
I think it's turmeric.
Oh, really?
I don't know.
George, come on.
In the U.S., they say, well, how do you, how the way you said it, but in other countries
say turmeric.
Oh.
We say turmeric here.
Turmeric.
I was in Canada.
They say sori.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That's sorry.
No.
They say sori.
I thought you were going to say like drama or pasta.
No.
Sorry.
Weird people, Canadians.
Anyway, let's move on.
Canadians.
Speaking of Canadians, I listened to the Harland episode of this podcast.
He's Canadian.
Yeah.
Like he is.
Yeah.
I've listened to like 10 times.
It's one of my favorite podcast episodes ever.
Which one?
The last one we just did?
No.
2018.
2018.
Because he just did it.
Oh, he just did it?
Yeah.
It's coming out soon.
Oh, dude.
He's had a favorite.
He's the best.
Have you had, have you been on his?
No, but we had him on ours.
Oh, did he do yours?
Yeah.
And how do you do?
He's amazing.
Yeah.
Let's talk about him for a second.
Yeah.
He's no Paul Walker.
Different energies.
I think, no.
Honestly, I think Harland is an angel on earth.
Like an actual, literal, like, tic-not-hun.
Like I think he's a prophet.
What the fuck you said it to me?
He's like a Ram Dass.
I think he's a prophet.
Yeah.
I think he's a walking prophet.
There's something about him that transcends it all.
Yeah.
He carries everything very lightly.
Yeah.
Like he doesn't bring any like weight into the situation.
Everything's light with him.
Yeah.
He's loving awareness of everything good and bad.
There's also a wiseness about him.
He's wise.
You can go to him with any kind of problem that you're having and he gives you a very
like concise advice.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, he sees things cleanly.
Cleanly.
Very clean, right?
I bet he fucks clean.
What is that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think?
Like he doesn't like not a lot of like open mouth kissing and like slapping and stuff.
That's not what I meant.
What did you mean?
What did you mean?
Like it's like very precise like, you know what I mean?
Right.
Like every movement has an intention behind it.
But that's exactly what I'm saying.
That sounds American psycho.
No.
Cleanly.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
That's what I thought too.
I thought you meant sterile.
But you don't mean sterile.
You mean like.
I mean Cristiano Ronaldo.
Not Christian Bale.
Not Christian Bale.
No.
Cristiano Ronaldo.
When he's playing obviously he's not like when he's playing, you know who that is?
Yeah.
Soccer player, right?
When he's up there, like everything looks technical.
Okay.
So you're not banging.
He's not banging teeth with his partner.
There's no awkward transition.
No.
It's like, you know, it's like she's going, are you professional?
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like he's like, you're like, you know what I mean?
Oh, you have a certificate.
That's what you said.
What?
About me.
Yeah.
When I'm like, you're professional.
Like you have like, you know what I mean?
A degree.
You went to class.
Like I am like.
Street smarts.
Bosquiat.
You know what I mean?
Just on the street, just, you know, on the wall.
But there's a lot of emotional urgency to Bosquiat.
I was at the Broad today.
So I get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can feel everything he's feeling and everything he does.
Right.
Is there, does he have an immersive experience now?
No.
There's just a bunch of his paintings at the Broad and I was there today.
So it's just.
Well, Broaden?
Yeah.
I'm in downtown.
I want to go.
You should go.
It's fun.
Yeah.
They got a bunch of his.
Yeah.
Because I went to Tampa and I saw the Dolly one.
He has a Dolly exhibition.
Yeah.
I heard a bunch of weird shit about Dolly lately recently.
Like what?
He's a fascist, right?
Yeah.
Beyond that.
That's obvious.
That's obvious.
Sorry.
Yeah.
But he was a sadist.
Like he would hurt animals.
Really?
Oh, that's not cool.
He would do a lot of like really weird, like intentional hurting of beings around him.
And he got a kick out of it.
That makes sense when you think about his paintings.
Yeah.
He's like, I melt you.
You know?
Yeah.
He lied a cat on the floor.
Yeah.
Like this would be a good painting.
Yeah.
I melt it.
You don't watch.
You don't look at a Dolly play and go, oh, this guy seems healthy.
Right.
I mean, like this guy's like, you know, got it together.
No, there's something going on.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The humans are like, you know what I mean?
One eyeball, a stick, and then the rest of it's melting like a candle.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And it's that's not, you know what I mean?
But let me say something.
What you're saying right now is blasphemy and hearsay because we don't know the truth.
That bro's dead.
Right?
Is that the weird way to say someone is perished?
Yeah.
Bro's dead.
I'm with the fucking guy.
I've announced a lot of my friend's death.
Bro's dead.
Yeah.
That's how you have to say it or I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro's dead, right?
The Milwaukee Monument.
Bro's dead.
And then the date it happened.
Bro's dead.
Also, can I say something else then also about art?
You can.
Okay.
I've never, ever heard of an artist where they weren't fucked up.
Andy Warhol.
Fucked up.
Weird.
Picasso is super fucked.
Fucked, yeah.
Van Gogh cut his fucking ear off.
Right?
We know David Cho.
One of the most fucked up people I know.
Right?
I mean, don't get angry.
David, but.
No, he's a wild man.
You're a wild man, all right?
I mean, he's getting healthy and he's trying to be better.
But I'm just saying, right, they're not the healthiest creatures on planet Earth.
You know what I mean?
So.
Do they have a license to be shitty people though, you think?
If your art is that great?
Yeah.
What do you think?
I don't know.
I think we're coming into an era now where there's like more accountability.
And I think the art might suffer, but maybe that's better overall for people to like value
your personal behavior above your artistic output.
So you're saying there shouldn't be no separation of art versus artists?
Or should be?
I don't know.
It depends what the artist did and how good the art is a little bit, but I do think it's
probably time that the pendulum swung the other one.
We just see what happens.
Like, maybe the art will stay really good if people are behaving better.
Like, it won't have an effect on that.
But if it does, then we can decide how important we think the, like the, is this boring?
No.
No.
I disagree with you, but I'm listening.
What do you think?
Yeah.
What?
What do you think?
I just think that, you know, there are just some people that are eccentric and creative
and weird.
I think a lot of art comes from pain and suffering.
Right.
And maybe trauma or whatever it might be, you know, I think a lot of comics are that way
too.
Right.
And I just think that if they didn't experience what they experienced, they might have not
done what they've done creatively.
And I just let people be with now in terms of Dolly, like if Dolly was painting something
back in the fifties, right, and he sexually assaulted a woman, that's not cool.
And I think that's fucked.
Okay.
I have a question.
But if he stuck his paintbrush in a deer's butthole, I just left it there and the deer
went, I don't know what they sound like, but they went, you know what I mean, and like
ran away.
You know what I mean?
Like put his paws up and went, like, we don't like it, you know what I mean?
But how good was the painting that came after?
Beautiful.
Okay.
Beautiful painting, right?
And the deer's butthole as like a, you know what I mean, a brush.
A holder.
Holder, right?
You know what I mean?
And they did that, right?
And then Peta's like, that's fucked up.
To me, it's like, yeah, but look at the painting.
Right.
What do you think?
Let's argue if you disagree.
No.
I like to hear what the deer thinks.
The deer saw it.
Right.
I didn't think of that.
Yeah.
The deer's point of view.
Right.
I don't think the deer would know anything but that his butthole hurts.
I'm a little crazy too.
Like I'm pretty nutty, so, but I, do you think you're, go ahead, do you think is your work
better when you're being more wild or is it better when you're being more like a straight
laced for lack of a better term?
Interesting you say that.
I'd rather try to get healthier than I don't like, I think creating and being funny and
all that stuff being wild and all that stuff takes second to being healthy.
I'd rather be happy and healthy and just kind of like the next phase of my life, because
I just turned 50.
So it's like, I thought, am I going to burn out in a blaze of glory or do I just kind
of want to learn and get healthier and become a better person?
I think that's the route I'm going to take.
But couldn't someone be fully creative and imaginative and wild and still be a decent
human being?
I think so.
Because that, do you have to be a shitty person to be a great artist?
No.
The question was, do you have a license when you're a talent at a Salvador Valley, is that
his first name?
Yeah.
Do you have a license to, you know, light cats on fire?
No, that's not cool.
Exactly.
Especially if it's your cats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's what he did.
He lit cats on fire.
I think he was cruel to sensitive beings.
Yeah, I mean, that's fucked up.
I would have liked to have seen what his paintings would have looked like, had he not done any
of that.
That's true.
And then we could have kind of a sample.
Well, I heard an interesting thing about Robert Danny Jr., the fact that he's been sober
for like 17 years or something, and the fact that he sort of kept that line in the cage,
that's what makes him so captivating on cameras, because he's keeping that, he's harnessed
that energy, and he's harnessing into his, his art is like acting and creativity.
And that's what makes him such a sort of force on screen.
So I thought that was an interesting thing.
Yeah, I think he's a very prime example of somebody that was going to die, right?
And because there's, I'm going to try to skate around this, but when I lived in San Diego,
and this is when he was doing like less than zero, that movie, right?
And he was fucked up or whatever, right?
I was at a, there was a coffee shop across the street from the La Jolla Comedy Store,
and they said that Robert Danny Jr. had just walked in there, was sweaty, mumbling to himself
like a crazy person, and it ran out, right?
And I went, oh, I want to be like that, right?
And so that was one example of like, but he also, from what I was heard, that he didn't
look good.
And then you would read in the papers that he would get arrested.
Something would happen, you know what I mean, in that time period, right?
And I just know from my own experience in today, I don't know him, right?
But you know, I was, I was, I was, I, sorry, I slowed down.
I've observed him from afar, right?
And I think that he's super like, healthy, and really doing the work.
I've seen it, and I'm like, I've always just kind of been, oh, I have had him.
That makes a lot of sense, because when we first met, he would put on these fake tics
to make himself look more like eccentric.
Like he would start talking to himself, like out of nowhere.
And then he would do these little like weird, like, you know, tics.
I still do it.
I did in Canada.
I get that, though.
That's sexy, because then you're like, you're genius is just bursting out, you can't even
help but like, let it leak out.
I bought into it.
I was like, oh, he's an artist.
Yeah, exactly.
No, I fucking, but you know, that's, I'm going to tell you, I did it in Canada just
now.
Okay.
What was your tick?
And I realized what, why I do it now, right?
So you and ask, ask anybody, okay, ask anybody that, that is, um, that comes out to me, right?
I'm always open for a photograph and a hello.
And I'm very nice to people, right?
But every once in a while, I don't want it.
I'm just in a bad mood, right?
So the other day I was in Edmonton, I was walking down the street to go to this coffee
shop called Dosk.
Very nice.
And there was a group of, I don't want to say the color of their skin because it doesn't
matter.
Why would it matter?
Because you had to blow by it, but I don't know why I don't want to.
I get that.
I don't want to play with fire a little bit.
Yeah.
Right.
And I could sense them.
I just, because I wanted to get the coffee shop and I could sense that they wanted to
say something, right?
So I did this and I, and I did this one with my, so I was walking, right?
And I went like that with my bath.
Yeah.
Like a body roll.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then they kind of went, what the fuck?
And they kind of walked past.
Yeah.
And I went and then, and I was in the coffee shop drinking a coffee.
And then I was like, why did I just do that?
And I realized why is this, when I sense, I don't want to say, talk to anybody.
I'll do a tick or something.
And for some reason it just makes the people go, oh, I don't want to talk to them.
It's weird.
Yeah.
Right?
It's a defense mechanism.
It's really smart.
It's not because I want people to think that I'm cool.
No, but we were, you and me in a car on a date and I thought you liked me.
I was trying to impress you.
Okay.
So it has to double.
It has a multiple fucking, it's a multiple purpose.
It works across the board.
Right.
It's a genius move.
It's like Toncho.
Toncho the hair thing.
Yes.
You know what Toncho is?
No.
No.
It's like a stick.
So when you go to makeup, you know, because I've been in show business for so long.
And when you go to the makeup, right?
And they go, what do you want in your hair?
Moose hair?
You go Toncho.
And they go, we got Toncho.
And basically it looks like a deodorant stick.
It's green, but there's Chinese letters on it.
And they put it in your hair, right?
But a makeup person told me, no, that it was originally designed for a deodorant.
So Chinese use it deodorant, but we Americans use it as a hair thing.
Yeah.
Oh, interesting.
It keeps your hair up.
It adds texture and stuff.
That's it.
Toncho.
Yeah, down to Toncho.
It's the best.
You should try it.
You'd love it.
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Do you guys have any ticks?
I have some fake ones, yeah.
My mouth moves a lot when people are talking because I'm trying to predict what they're
going to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then people will just be like, yeah, his brain moves fast.
They'll give you credit for it.
All those twitches work to your benefit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes I don't know what to say.
And watching his mouth will complete the sentence for me.
My neurons don't connect as fast as his.
So I'll be like, how are you today?
I'm like, I'm, and he'll go tired with his mouth.
I'm tired.
Oh.
And it's usually very true and honest, so I'm like, I am tired.
Wow.
Shadow box a lot.
I'll always shadow box when I have energy.
And it's just like, people are always like, oh, hey, he's restless.
He's got a lot of vitality in him.
But I hope that's what they're saying.
They might not be saying those words.
What are you purposely doing so people could have that feeling?
I think part of it is like, I could channel it in another direction, but I like the way
it looks.
So I'm going to keep doing it.
I mean, I think I'm sure with effort I could corral it, but I'd rather do it and I'd rather
stick out and be a little weird than just like holstering everything.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, it seems like people like.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I just think.
What are mine?
You have to know mine.
Your tics?
When I'm nervous or cues that I'm like short circuiting.
Wait, what is that?
Have I seen her do that?
She just don't like that.
When I'm mad?
Yeah, yeah.
Like this?
Yeah.
I clench.
Yeah.
I over blink.
So I blink excessively if I'm uncomfortable or if I'm trying.
I do that too.
I blink too much.
Yeah.
I don't think you blink enough.
I'm terrified.
Yeah.
I was thinking that too, baby.
Blink more.
Really?
That's good.
That's progress.
I don't know what her handle is, but she's lived like a whole life in Thailand.
She's like a white girl, but I am terrified of her.
I always scroll past really quickly because I have not seen her blink in like the two
years that she's been a content creator.
Not once.
I'm terrified of people that don't blink because I'm like, how do you do that?
Like what is, how are you just so like, I feel like I equate that to someone being
really like calm and knowing because I, I just short circuit all the time so my eyes
go like this.
They flutter.
She probably read Michael Cain's acting book.
What is, he's like, you don't blink on camera.
If you want to be confident and strong, you don't blink on camera and you look in the
camera with your closest eye or no, you're near, you're farthest eye.
What's the farthest eye close to, so if the camera's right there on the right hand side,
you stare at it with your left.
He looks right in the camera.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, no, no.
He looks, he looks, he looks at the other actors, I think that works.
Yeah, he looks at the other actors eyes with his left eye.
Right.
Oh, right.
So they're on the right.
I'm doing a scene with JT, right?
Yeah.
And the camera's there.
Yeah.
So I look with this eye to the camera.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That doesn't work.
That was powerful.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It's working.
It's working.
Hey, off me, dude.
If I'm like too much.
I'm like here.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's my rule with that.
Right.
I'm shooting a movie right now.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm just, if, if I'm not, I lock eyes with the guy.
Yeah.
If I'm not locking eyes with the guy, I'm looking at the camera.
You have a question.
Yeah.
Since you guys are experts.
What eye do you look at in a person?
What the fuck you're talking about?
When you're talking to somebody.
Both eyes.
Both?
I have two eyes.
One eyes on the other eye.
You know what I mean?
No way.
You can't look at both.
You can't look at both.
It's impossible.
Right now, where are you?
I swear to God, I'm looking at both.
No way.
I'm looking at both, too.
I swear to God, I'm looking at both eyes right now.
Yeah.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in, too.
I mean, I can see the other eye, but I'm locked into your left.
What?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
I know what she means.
Does that do her?
You know what she means?
Oh, I know what it is.
Don't say it's a Filipino.
Don't.
I didn't say it.
You, but you know what I'm saying.
It is a Filipino thing.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I just keep doing it to everyone here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think?
I can see both.
Right?
I'm looking at your left eye.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That's where I get a little flustered when I meet people for the first time is like, oh,
which eye am I supposed to look at?
Because maybe it's because you're thinking about it.
Don't even think about it.
Like when I'm looking at JT, I'm like, what eye should I look at?
I'm just looking at them.
I have another question for you for the room.
So it turns out that when people have thoughts, there are people that hear the thoughts.
There's an actual voice in their head and there are people who don't hear the thoughts.
It's more of like an abstract thing in their head.
Where do you land on that?
Oh, I hear the thoughts.
You hear the thoughts.
There's a very clear voice.
Maybe that's why you're very quick on your feet when you respond like your brain is attached
to your mouth.
What about you?
Wait.
So it's thoughts in your head?
You hear the thoughts in your head?
Yeah.
Like when you have a thought, do you hear your own voice in your head?
Is there a voice that is expressing those thoughts?
I don't think so.
Mine either.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't hear my voice.
I don't know whose voice.
But there are people like him who their thoughts are as you can hear it.
I can hear it, but it's not my voice.
Somebody else's voice.
Whose voice is it?
Loka Chaitai.
English.
British guy.
Who's that?
It's just that's the voice.
Have you ever heard of this, George?
Loka Chaitai.
Loka Chaitai.
I just learned about it like a few weeks ago, too.
I'll argue with the voice, too.
Chaa's not another voice will come in and tell that voice to stop.
It's a different voice.
Let me hear what it's of.
It's like the one voice would be like, we're in trouble.
Things are not looking good.
It's bad.
And then another voice would go, hey, you're staying out of this.
We're taking the wheel right now.
I do the same fucking thing, too.
I do the same fucking thing, too.
I argue against myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you hear it?
Yeah, I hear two things.
And this is a real thing.
I'm not making this even as a joke, right?
So this happens every fucking day.
Like what was I also I was watching.
It's so stupid.
This is the honest truth.
And this is real.
And I can't believe I'm even admitting this.
I wake up today and I go on Instagram.
And so I said, I'm doing this movie with Johnny Knoxville right now and Mo Amher and Theo
Vaughn in a softball movie.
Just by the way, can I just say this out loud so that Johnny Knoxville is an amazing fucking
actor.
He's fucking blowing my mind in this fucking movie.
I just want to throw that out there anyway.
So I met Mo Amher.
And so today, today I was going on Instagram and I see Mo Amher's page and he's hanging
out with The Rock and all these guys, right?
And he has a new show coming out like, you know, I just told you a lot and it's A24 is
doing it.
And it all in my head, I'm just like, look at you, loser, right?
And then this other goes, it's a very aggressive voice.
I go, shut the fuck up, dude.
You're doing good, too, right?
So there's always, so I combat it.
I really do both voices, but I have to have both, you know what I mean?
Because it's like, I think the second voice is who I really am, right?
And the first one is some damaged part of me that's like, you know what I mean?
This old part of me that I want to change.
You know what I mean?
Do you want to say something?
Yeah, 100%.
The first voice kept you safe or the second voice kept you safe when things were difficult.
But you don't need it now, so you can do away with it and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you have two voices?
So that second voice is?
Yeah, that's what a therapist told me about my second voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How about you?
Do you have two?
Do you have no voices?
No, I was thinking about more because I was trying to think, I'm more of an introvert,
I think.
So I get lost and thought in my head and then when I'm talking to someone, if I let thoughts
go on in my head, then I need to process that.
So when I'm talking to someone, I can't have anything happening.
It needs to just flow.
So that's why I need to sort of sit back and take things in a little bit more.
And then in terms of voices in my head, I definitely have that if I see like jealousy
comes up.
So you do get jealousy?
Oh, big time.
Do you get jealousy?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And so how do you combat the jealousy?
I think I'm able to sort of, you know, push it towards motivation, you know, it's sort
of like, I get competitive, but I get competitive with myself.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I think like you're, if you're jealous of someone, they're actually kind of helping
you because they're motivating you to be better.
So I always think about like gangs in New York with like Bill the butcher and like Amsterdam.
It's like they're both making each other stronger.
So your enemy is kind of your best friend because they're, they're making you rise up
a little bit.
Do they say that?
The knife sharpens.
Iron sharpens.
Iron sharpens.
Iron sharpens.
That's exactly how.
That's exactly how.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, it's basically it's like, I have this other voice is like when somebody
fucks me over where I'm like, instead of like getting really angry, I just go, I'll show
you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that healthy or?
Yeah.
It's great.
What do you mean?
It motivates me.
Like you'll see one, you'll see one day.
I get really hard on myself.
That's how I, I, I, every time, if I see someone that I perceive is doing better than me, I'll
be like, to myself, I'll be like, you're a fucking bitch.
And you know, see, that's what I'm saying, but that's, I relate to that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, I relate to that.
And I, I'm telling you now, my young man.
Yeah.
Friend.
Sexual.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My young man friend.
Son.
Yeah.
My guy.
You know what I mean?
Little guy, young guy.
Yeah.
I'm telling you right now, dude.
I did that.
Holder you.
31.
Yeah.
Brawl.
That was, oh my God.
That was me in the twenties, my thirties.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Because I'm telling you right now, dude.
All right.
Number one.
And both of you guys.
And let me say something from the bottom of my heart.
Right.
And you might not even fucking agree with it.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting emotional.
Right.
You two are probably one of the nicest kids I've met in this fucking business.
That's nice.
Thank you.
But not only that, number two, I honestly just, you guys, I just, I see it.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you, man.
I fucking see it.
Thanks, Bobby.
I'm being real.
I fucking see it.
Oh, dude, that means so much.
I've always seen it.
Come on, bro.
You know what I mean?
And I feel like.
Should we hug him?
Let's hug him.
Don't even fucking touch me.
All right.
I don't ever want to touch you.
Okay, cool.
And I also want to say this.
I'm so fucking happy for you guys right now.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.
Thank you so much.
Dude, I don't know what to say.
Thank you, man.
It means a lot.
Shut your fucking mouth.
That's what I'll do.
You know what I mean?
What's up?
Right.
I'm being real.
Like, you know, I so what I'm telling you is, is that just what you're going through
right now with your lives, you guys are young guys, cuties, right?
And you guys have things going on.
Just enjoy it because nothing's forever.
It'll change.
You'll have ups and real downs, real ups and downs, but just enjoy it.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
No, I mean, I have a tough time enjoying myself because I, especially nowadays because
I'm like, when it, like I, I've sort of struggled drinking a little bit, you know, here and
there.
And so it'll be like, to myself, I'll be like, if I party tonight, then I'm going to fuck
myself over for, you know, three or four days, or even if I stay up late.
So that's something I'm like, that like enter, I don't know.
What do you mean?
I think it's just this thing of like, in my head, I'm like, I always need to be performing
at 100% or I'm going to screw myself all or nothing.
Yeah.
That's sort of my sort of mind struggle right now.
That's how I am.
Like if I start my day bad, I'm going to end it bad.
There's no way I'm turning it around at noon.
There's no, what's the point?
I've already fucked myself.
I'm not turning this, you know, car around.
I'm going to drive it off the edge of the cliff.
So that's always been my problem in life as well as if I start bad, we end worst.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But can I say something?
Have fun though.
I know I'm working on.
I do have fun though.
I'll give you an example.
I just did.
So, but let's go back to Edmonton.
Right.
Yeah.
So I went to Edmonton with Paulie Shore.
And Nick Swartzen.
What?
It wasn't the fart.
That was my fault.
That's fine.
You can fart if you want to.
And they're both the prime examples of like guys that just had fun, right?
And we were backstage, we had to do this, it was a nightmare.
It was a fun, I love the people running the thing, but it's this outdoor comedy thing
during the day, right?
And people are like picnic benches, right?
And there's 3000 people in these picnic benches just eating hot dogs and corn and cob
and drinking.
And then you have to do comedy.
It was hard.
Okay.
But I'm watching these two guys that I've known forever, and they're just not caring.
They're like, they just go up.
They have a good time.
If it doesn't go well, it's fine.
Let's go have, let's go eat, right?
And I was just watching these guys go, and they've always been like that these two, you
know what I mean?
In different ways, you know what I mean?
I think they're different in many ways.
But in terms of like their approach in life, it's fun first, right?
Yeah.
And joy.
And just debauchery.
Because both of them have been in weird situations, right?
And almost like, you know, the death almost, you know what I mean?
And it's like, but they're both still around, having fun, you know what I mean?
Enjoying the process.
Enjoy the process.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I could really relate to what you're saying though, because I, we had Dr. Drew on my other
show, Trash Tuesday, and he was saying that it's hard for someone like me to be present
and really enjoy the moment, because I'm just surviving the moment.
So it's not until I think about it as a memory that I have fondness for it, where I'm like,
oh, that was fun.
But it's never, I never have a present joy, because most of the time I'm just really dealing
with my anxiety of being in that moment, and I'm just trying to get out of it without
being hurt, if that makes any sense.
No, I have that same thing too, is like you look back and you're like, man, that was fun.
Right.
But then the moment you're just, the moment you're like, just, you're like fucking all
in your head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're not wearing socks?
I'm wearing socks.
I think we cover this every time we're wearing socks.
Oh, right, right.
Look at these.
Every time I see, I know it just freaks me out.
I'm sorry.
It just, every time I see you, I say that, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Does that bother you?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you have a new relationship that you were?
No.
New.
What happened?
Oh, wait.
No.
Last time I was here, I was single.
You were single.
No, I'm in a new relationship.
You have a new one.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to know, how is it going?
I don't want to know the name, but how's it going?
It's great.
She just moved in.
Oh, you guys are living together.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Oh, it's amazing.
I was just meeting her parents over the weekend.
It's real.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's happening.
Right?
Yeah.
Do you like her?
I love her.
She's awesome.
She's a good partner to be.
He's a good guy.
He's a good dude, right?
Yeah.
No, she's awesome.
Like genuinely awesome.
And they, when you see them together.
It feels right.
Yes.
Is she white?
Why do you say it so loud?
Is she white?
Chad, don't answer.
No, no, no.
Is she white?
Yes.
Is she blonde?
Yes.
Yeah, I get it.
I understand.
Newport Beach.
No, I understand.
You're trying to make more of you.
You know, I can tell because you write, I feel like your parents look
the same as well.
Right.
Blonde?
Yeah.
Both your parents.
Oh, Brunette.
Oh.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Let me just do some research.
Right.
But yeah, you're trying to like, you know, make more and further your people.
More Chad's.
Yeah.
More Chad's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Bridget's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What a call dude.
That's fucking obvious.
What a call.
It's fucking obvious.
It's fucking obvious.
It's really?
Bridget, yeah.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, what about you?
Yeah, I have a girlfriend.
I was single last time I came on.
I have a girlfriend now.
Oh so you have one as well now.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
What's her vibe?
She's awesome, yeah.
Blonde?
Yes.
Why?
You're never going to be like him.
So, what the fuck?
Let me just say something right.
I can't
Bro, I'm telling you right now stay with your kind. What do you know? We're very it's like Italian
I don't know what you're all the time. She's a town. You know me the Greeks or whatever you are. You know I mean
I'm Colombian. She's a town
No, I'm not offended. Yeah, no one ever guess. Yeah, I'm talking about vibe. You know, yeah, yeah, all of you
You know me? Yeah, yeah, so she's a blonde as well. Yes, white. Yeah, okay. Good. Let me ask you something
Do they get along the two girls? They haven't they haven't really hung out. That's interesting to me. They walk about it
Yeah, no doubt. How do you know they're both great? Yeah, how how is that possible?
How is it possible that you two are best friends, correct? Mm-hmm
You have your girlfriend moved in with you, right? Has she moved in with you? No, okay, and how have they not met?
Like let's go on a dinner
Okay, go ahead to Newport Beach
She just moved in so I would always good is Newport Beach Beach in America
Let me ask you some questions. Are the is it in America as yes or no. Yeah, is it in California? Yes or no
Mm-hmm. Is it in LA County? Yes or no? No
It's not
This as the bird flies, bro
Yeah, is Orange County an hour away, but I know what they haven't hung out. Why tell me okay?
Because me and Chad hang out right every day together and like we're always working on stuff together
So then when we're when we break from that we both go hang out with our girlfriends and like
decompress and then so we've been busy like
Working together and then when we do have time with our girlfriends we go like visit family or friends
So it's been like the way we've been integrating them and and then we have to meet their friends and family too
So I think it's just we don't like go get like dinner a ton together because I see him every day
So we just haven't prioritized that part of it yet. Yeah, and they're new relationships. Give it time. That's true, too
It's relatively new. That's how Simon and Garfunkel broke up. No way
That's how I broke up right the song you don't yet know the band
Oh, no song
We'll be like home notes where they hate each other, but they keep performing together
Right at work. I don't want that that won't happen
I want Zeke Frieden right before the line attack. Zeke. It'll take that to know what I'm saying is is this and I'm gonna
Tell you guys something all right and because I want this I don't want to buy a fucking chat album only oh
Yeah, right. I want JT and chat forever, right? It's a good chemistry, right? It's a good team
But the way it's gonna survive is remember this
This is it
This is the most important thing. Hmm. All right these two right
You two girls have to meet soon
You have to have a double date right and you have to go to a nice restaurant
And you gotta look at them to connect as well. Is Kennedy going to that wedding? I didn't want to know the name
But thank you. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I don't know if I have a plus one, but if I do oh, yeah
I'm bringing it. Okay. Perfect. Yeah, they're gonna meet in two weeks. Yeah, so Kennedy. Yes, it's your girlfriend's name. Sorry, man
Yeah, yeah, it's out there. It's fine. We don't know the last name, right? Can we get the first name of yours?
I can't she's super. She doesn't have social media. She's super private. I respect that but you yelled Kennedy
I'm not my honest honest not my finest hour, dude. All right, but I
Okay, she doesn't that's fine. And we'll respect that right but respect Chad my bad dog. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, dude. I'll let that come in between us. All right. I fucked up. All right. Yeah, and we will find her name
Maybe she's she's like scrub. She's tough to tough to find but she can find anybody really no, no
No, I don't if she's not gonna do it. She's not gonna do I'm just letting you know
But if you want somebody found anyone on the internet, she's the one wait, you're professional
I've seen you do shit that would boggle my how the fuck did you find this person? No, I'm just
Gave away my foot. I'm an undercover sleuth. I am. Are you really?
But only if I really want to know certain information like if somebody has hurt Bobby
I'll find ways right if you get deputized to do it
Right, right, right if I feel like if the spirit moves me like but like I
for instance when you know, Georgia's wife is very private because she
She just wants to keep it that way
And I remember when he first told me had a girlfriend and I was like, well, what's her name?
And he wouldn't tell me and tense like 10 seconds later. What did I say?
I was like, oh how so-and-so immediately but because it's like if the challenge is there I will take on that challenge
But also it's like he challenged me. You're not she seems like she really wants to maintain her privacy and I will respect that
I will not find her. No, I thank you. Did you guys hear that we broke up? I did. Yeah. How do you feel about it?
Um, yeah, it made me sad because I like both of you guys a lot and I like you guys together, but I know you guys will
Both be solid, but I kind of think you guys are gonna get back together
I guess is what I oh you think that's what the show is gonna happen
Is this show if this was a movie you think that's how the movie's gonna go. What's the third act? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I don't know someone asked me they were like I told someone I was doing this today
And they were like, oh did they break up and I was like, yeah, and then I was like I kind of thought about like
I think they're gonna get back together. Yeah. Okay. How do you feel? I was really sad, too. You were listening to the episode. Oh, yeah
But I really love the fact that you guys are still doing the podcast together and you still you still have a deep love for each other
Yeah, you have nice rapport. Yeah. Yeah, I
I'm glad that there's still a connection. Yeah
good
Why did you even ask that question? It's so awkward. It's not awkward to me. I like these boys
And I was like every guest that we've had
He's been like do you guys he asked them? How do you feel about us breaking up?
Well, I guess it is kind of like the elephant in the room and your forte is kind of you know
Saying what's up to it? Exactly
I respect it. Hey, I exactly where less armor you move faster
Whoa. Yeah, no more armor, but I just want to see how you guys felt about it
I don't want I didn't want it's like, you know, here's what it is
It's like when you have kids
Right and you tell your kids that mommy and dad are having a divorce and how are you feeling about it?
You know, I feel like you need to know we know how people feel about it, right?
And to make sure everything's okay. I think that's what I'm doing
I feel like, you know, the people that come to our podcasts are friends and people that I
You know, I mean respect and I love in a weird way, you know
I mean, I'm not in love with you guys, but there is a if like if you had died, you know, I mean like Ann Haish
Rest in peace, right? Um, it would devastate me. So, you know, I'm just asking
That I'm telling you mommy and daddy are okay. Mommy and daddy mommy and daddy are okay, right?
And we're still gonna be here for you guys. Okay, we're gonna live next door. Yeah, we're gonna live next door, right?
Are you really? That's a plan. I wouldn't I wonder close so that I can see the animals and we can yeah
I mean, also, it's like, you know, we we're gonna continue to do this podcast
But um, I kind of want her a little far too. You know what I mean far enough that not within like I just
So yeah, yeah, yeah, he can like not across the street so that he can still like, you know
Have his privacy
Because he'll need it
Why?
Because you're a dog. Whoop whoop
You know, I do you feel an increased sensitivity from you like, uh, there's something in you that's different than the last time
medication
Is that what it is? That's what it is. Yeah, it's nice though. It's really sweet. He's present, right?
Yeah, like I could when I look into your eyes, you always do good eye contact and I always feel you but I can really
sense like that your
Feelings are integrated near the surface
Yeah, I um
Before I don't even remember the last time I even did yours or I had to ask them
Did they even do ours?
This is the first time and then she had to send me the clip. That's how out of it. I was
You're like, I don't even know like like I like I didn't know that Harlan had done it until he did it
You know, I mean, I so now that I'm on medication. I'm like more
present and I could just
Were you worried about getting on it? I'm getting on it. I want medication
As a comic yeah, because there's for years people have been telling me like I've had
Psychiatrists tell me for years even in my early 20s. I saw somebody
Said I think we you need to be on medication. I'm like no because I'm a comic and
It's gonna affect the comedy, right? Right?
um
Even if it did I would still be on it because it's like I'd rather be happy and then also, um, it's made it better
right
Yeah, it's uh when I'm on stage like
Edmonton usually I
would have been
Petrified daylight
At all the performers before me. We're kind of eating it
People are like eating hot dogs walking around and I would have been pacing like what the fuck and you mean how come that?
I can't hear the monitor. You know, I mean, but this time was just like me back there just going
See how this goes and on stage. I was like, it's fine
You know what I mean? Yeah, it's nice. Yeah
I still still yeah, you're very quick. Did we establish how small and cute your tongue is the last time?
Is that what we talked about? We talked about his tongue. He picks when I my top lip
I'll be the one who says I have no top lip. But can I say something? Don't do that
For the last hour I've been wanting to say something and I've been mindful
Saying don't do this to him. Dude. I've been doing it
I like when you call me out on it though, but I appreciate your restraint
Because you're a perfect creature of God
Amen
Okay, as well as you. Thank you. You mean you
Bridget
Kennedy and your white people
Right, you're each people and new port. Yeah a new port and you guys will can you your lineage will continue
Okay, because let me say something right. Keep it pure, baby. Yeah, you're gonna keep it pure and I respect that
Okay, yeah
Unhelpful advice
Unhelpful advice, you know what that you remember what this is. Yeah with Chad and jt. All right. This one is called
My disabled mom is a burden
Okay, stop. That's it. No, that's not
Hey answer that
It's like one of those improv games. We had to finish the so let's try it my
My disabled mom is a burden and my playstation is broken. Great. My disabled mom is a burden
Oh
Wait, I don't you don't know the game. No, I don't either. Sorry. I was lost. Yeah, wait Bobby got the game
So this is an improv game. You complete the sentence. Yeah, you complete the sentence. Just add something go ahead and go
My disabled mom is a burden and my parakeet is broken
My my disabled mom is a burden and she's stuck in a shopping cart. My disabled mom is a burden
So it's the water in LA, bro. Yeah my disabled mom is a burden and my brother is
raping me
All right, so the question is
I mean if we were on stage
Think about it. We're at UCB. We're at UCB a packed room industries there industry night
And we're playing a game on stage, right? And she's the last improv or to do that
And my brother's raping me would have just walked the room
And we would we would have been upstairs going what are you doing calling it? What the fuck?
You know what I mean? Yeah, then that was more of like an aid 24 suggestion
You moved where we were at. Yeah. Yeah from the improv stage
That came from like deep deep deep
Right and also can I say something you had a lot of time to think because you were going and um, I
That brother was raping. Raping is the one that came out
And then you have to yes and that
Yeah, so you're in a seat. You're in a scene now
You have to yes and that yeah, yeah, are you okay? Yeah?
Yes, he is. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. He is. That's crazy
That's crazy and we're in Ralph. We're in Ralph. Yeah. All right, so um, go ahead. I finish it
I'm 25 female. I have a ninth month old and a fiance and a full-time job two months ago
My mom moved in with me after having a stroke
I'm trying to be understanding about her recovery
But she she doesn't try as hard as she should and she manipulates me by saying
She's such a burden and we have arguments over her insinuating that somebody is stealing her meds
My fiance and I hardly even take anything for headaches. I don't know why I let her move in with me considering
She sat in her bed for my whole childhood and didn't take care of me. She can do more than she lets on
This is leading me towards hating her. What should I do love from Kansas? Sounds like you've always hated her, bro
No, it's a tough one, man
Take your mom's put this in the situation. What would she just had he called it the stroke
Not a stroke or after me having a stroke. Yeah, I think it's not what you demand from life
It's what life demands from you
So I would just hate your mom but keep taking care of her
You know talk shit on her constantly and just write into every podcast and say what a fucking crazy bitch she is
but
Still feed her and scratch her back and shit like that
Interesting. It's very Asian of you. Very Asian
Man
I mean, I think uh, what would you do get her to take an ice bath
Dude, yeah, I mean I would
I would lead by example. I'd show her some b-hole sunning. I'd hop in the ice bath and be like mom follow suit
It's gonna boost your follow this will de-stroke you it's gonna boost your dopamine your norepinephrine
Yeah, and uh, who knows it's gonna get the circulation in your brain just firing. So maybe
It's really good. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. You're offering solutions for her. Yeah, that's good
I'd get her powerlifting like I like doing crossfit just put a barbell in her hand
She had a stroke typically when they have a stroke one side is weaker than the other
You know what you guys even know what a stroke is bilateral balance. Okay. What is it?
Well, there's two stroke and four stroke on a dirt bike and the two stroke has
Right, that's exactly what are the two different types of strokes. I don't know the two butterfly and freestyle
Oh, there's a backstroke. Very good. Very good breaststroke. Yeah
Well, there's like a there's the heart one and then the dome one. Yeah
It's either there's a julian Casablanca
And the full drummer who dates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah
So are we done with that improv game or the stroke improv game? Wait, what did he say about her meds?
That's what I was gonna say. She's claiming that people are stealing her meds. So I would try to clear her
Paranoia look mom. I got you this cabinet, right?
It's got a little, you know, I mean either a code or a key that you have to open
You you you're the only one that has this key, right?
Just to get that because that would drive me crazy, right? If she's constantly
You also have to consider that she just had a real brain injury
And that can really cause like differences and like changes in like personality and things like that
So if she's experiencing some type of like
Psychological stuff first, I would have her see somebody
That is dealing with either a paranoia or a lot of people that won't have the money
No, your insurance would pay for that. All right
I mean, hopefully if that if you have enough money to do that, I would just find her a different place
Can you get deserve home that you could go to? This is difficult
It's a hard one. Yeah, but I think I really like what JT said about it's like you can hate her but just take care of her
Yeah, you don't have to like oh you switch the meds. Yeah, doctor. You're cavorkian not kill
Just chill her out chill meds the chill stuff. Yeah the chill stuff like morphine. Oh, that's gonna put her down down down
Down down value the other way crush up some matter. I'll have her snort it
Yeah, yeah, yeah wash her bang out some spreadsheets
Yeah, right it's something different. Yeah mix it up. Yeah play chemist tweak it around. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's fun to play the cranky guy too. Like I messed up my taxes a couple years ago
Yeah, that was like my first adult moment where I was like, dude
Like I was really able to relate to people. I'd be like dude taxes, right?
So you could be like, dude, I can't believe my fucking mom and they're like, dude, you know, that's
Yeah, there's social currency in it. Like if you go out and you're like, uh, I'm sad because I have to take care of my sick mom
Everyone will hear that and they'll gather around you more for it. Yeah, right. But so that'll make that'll soothe you
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you get something out of it social currency, right?
Maybe sympathy you'll get sympathy likes. Yeah, and people respect you
There's a good person who takes care of their mom, but you still have to go home and he'd be live with that bullshit
Yeah, but no one knows you she can't tell anyone you're cursing at her and calling her names and stuff
Yeah, I think the problem
I think the problem is not necessarily your mom, but your partner
Like if my mom was here my like one moment when my dad had a stroke. Yeah
And
He moved if he moved in here, right? I would be more paranoid about how you felt about it
Because I know that I'd be frustrated like my my dad's accusing us of stealing meds
He were constantly, you know, I mean, I feel like I would deal with it much better than you for some reason
Yeah, but I would still feel bad that you had to fucking go through it
No, because I was raised in a household where you take care of your elderly
You don't you don't put them in homes if they're a burden. They're a burden
That's just that's just your lot in life. You have to take care of your parents and grandparents till the very end till the bitter end
That's like the same. That's just what I know. Oh, I know
Can I say this?
That's why I'm trying to make as much money now as possible and I'll save it until the end
Can't you just hire people?
Right, I like that. Do you like that? I think back then they'll have it maybe in the future. They'll have an app
you know what I mean
like uh
They probably hire a nurse. Yeah, and they'll have reviews and stuff like right right and I go I want to you know
Do you want to do it or a gal?
Come on, bro. A dude. Come on. My mom was the most sought-after hospice nurses
So she was an end-of-life
nurse and she looked after a lot of like celebrities like
transitioning
Into the next life. Oh
Some people have a gift for that. She did. She was always very like
They're really compassionate, you know some some people they just clock in clock out
But her she would like make sure that they looked before the family would come see him that she would
I don't know
She would just do her own little things like put a little color on their cheeks or not look so like
You know did she have a lot of sort of wisdom about death in that process?
um
uh
You wouldn't say bobby. No, you can't you can barely understand what she's saying. She has a thick accent
Right
That makes it tough. It makes it tough. Yeah, that's your best friend. You're talking. I love her
And I'd be just be dying. What the fuck you know, I mean that would be terrible
But does the vibe come through underneath the let me see the scrambled text
Yeah, it does my existential dread feels yes love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, by the way, this has nothing to do with anything. I saw a movie today
Finished it don't say anything and I want you a really good movie
But I want you to guess what movie is based on my facial expression. Okay. Let's make it a game, right?
uh
No, no, that's your guess go ahead
Um
Nicholas cage guys guys. Look at it. Look at his face close to his mouth
I'm playing the character in the movie. Look at his mouth
Pulp fiction newer movies
Okay
Oh, this came out on streaming
Bullet train
You know what that was a that was a little Brad Pitt. Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, that was pretty good
I I feel like I'm cheating by saying this Easter Sunday. No
You stop doing a Jill Coyle company present
It just came out on stream that like Norwegian movie
Look at his body. Look at his legs. Look at his legs. How it's moving. Look at his entire body. Look at his mouth try harder, babe
Bobby's been called in your chin matrix. Oh my god
in kanto
Got it forget it. Elvis. Oh
What? Yeah, I thought you're doing guns. I thought you're doing guns
Yeah, that was a good Elvis
Then why didn't you guess it? I don't know man. It's the gun saw that movie and it just kind of in one ear out the other
You passed through me quick. There's good sweat in that movie. Yeah a lot of sweat. Yeah, I liked it
You didn't like it. No, I thought it was like a three hours and I was like it felt like the cliff now
I could see but I'll tell you why I liked it. Okay anyone listening, right?
That dude Austin Butler right
Imagine the enormity of the role. Yeah, right? It's as if they somebody said dude
You got to play Michael Jackson
in a movie
Right, and you imagine if somebody said that to you. Would you be nervous terrified terrified?
You wouldn't even know where to begin the tariff. What? Mm-hmm. Would you take it? Mm-hmm. I would honestly I would
Chad does it like knows how to do all his dance moves. So yeah, all right, right. I didn't want to do it
But I would do it right right. Maybe you could play germane Chad. Would you do it?
Play Michael. Yeah. Yeah, and they're like, but it's we're doing a real biopic multi-million dollar
Everyone's gonna see it. We want you to be the lead. Would you do it?
man
I don't think you would I don't think I would exactly so but this guy. I'll do it
I want to be humiliated
Let's go. Yeah, what do I eat for me?
Oh, maybe not bad. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, so um, so this guy right gets the Elvis part right and imagine the stress and the fucking
Responsibility on his shoulders. And I think he pulled it off the guy. I think he's good. I think he killed it
Yeah, he was really good. I you know what my issue was this like Elvis is so dumb
Like that's that's my problem with a lot of these music biopic
Like he's getting ripped off by the same guy for like 30 years
And he never has like the strength to pull away at a certain point. I was like, I can't watch this anymore
I like yeah, you're right dude. I would go. Okay. I mean, this is what I've learned
I'd be at the show
So how many tickets are sold?
What's the yearly deal?
They're like, uh, you're getting 50% the colonel's getting 50
Immediately like what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I'm fucking Elvis dude. I get 80
Colonel you can get 10 and then go gamble. I don't give a fuck what you do, right? But like renegotiate
it
Get an agent and there was never a moment where he effectively
Figured it out and stood up to him or anything. He just it was the whole way through
I was kind of just by the end of it. I guess I had
Brilliant performer genius artist, but by the end of it. I was like he's gonna
Yeah, and could I also say another thing that was a little bit weird? They just bypassed the 14 year old
Oh, right. Yeah, I mean Priscilla was 14
She was 14 when they met
I thought she was 16 but it's not like it matters. Yeah, look look look it up
Yeah, I remember that and how do you not do a caricature with that voice because I remember when I first saw him he was like
14 to his 24
What was that? That's weird. That's weird. So weird. Yeah. Yeah. Oh mama. How come they don't like my hips?
Oh
You do one. Hey mama. How come they don't like my hips?
Dude, you could have been it and michael jackson and michael jackson
Yeah, I'll do both do that now do that line and then do the e at the end
Hey mama, how come they don't like my hips?
I messed up the e though. That's fine. First tag. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, but i'm willing. I'm willing
And you did yeah, you didn't stop. I didn't have to commit it. I'm ready. They just they said and in the movie
They go and Elvis, you know made a girl that she was in high school and they just went past it right and I'm like just
Something it's worth mentioning. Yeah, even the colonel. You can be like it's a weird my boy
Right one mention. Yeah. Are you sure just a fat Tom Hanks?
Yeah, 14. Yeah. Yeah. I mean my my boy
My boy, you know, you will wait until she gets into high school boy
You know what I mean or something but no mention. Yeah. Yeah
That's weird
Anyway, good movie. You didn't think so. Do you see nope? I haven't seen it
Let's see. Let's hear it. I did not like it. Um
but uh
I feel bad saying it, but you know what I like that it was a big let's be honest a big movie that was like a
Non-marvel entity. I didn't think all the ideas connected
I thought it was a little bit
Hard to track somebody. I thought there was some brilliant ideas in there. I'm like pretty pretentious when it comes to movies
So, but like oh really you went to film school. Yeah, I did a bunch of them actually bad ones, but I did go
All right, so you're like your carousel fan all that kind of stuff
You know, I haven't even seen a carousel. All right, but you know who he is. Yeah, all right, right
Um, I like well, I don't want to spoil it though. Can I spoil? Yeah, it's been after a while. I like that
That you you
That you couldn't look at the alien ship or that would mean it would come after you. I thought that was a cool detail
Okay, I like that the alien was alive. Uh-huh. I thought that was a good detail
And I thought that the fact that they were trying to film it
Like to save the farm was cool, but everything else I thought was like there was like too many story lines going on in it
at the same time like there was the
the monkey side and then there was the uh
The uh, what'd you think about the monkey stuff? It was really effectively shot
Like he's a brilliant filmmaker like he can really scare the fuck out of you
But you think that was this or random thing? It all felt a bit random to me. It wasn't
Are you even allowed to say?
I can say I want to I'll just tell you
what it is
Um, so that I don't feel like I'm feeling uncomfortable about it. Yeah, okay, so I'll just tell you what it is
I know I know what it means. What does it mean?
Well, because he's making the same mistake that they made with the monkey where like show business things think they can control these things
But that's part of yes. That's part of what I mean. Yeah. Yeah
Wow, okay. That's actually pretty good. Yeah
So I went to the premiere
I'm just being honest and I've never I I I've always thought to myself
I would never try to explain this or even talk about what I'm but I want to try all right, but I don't want to get into
specifics of it. All right, so basically
You know, um, I went to the premiere and I'd never been invited to a Jordan premiere because I know him
And he specifically called me because I really need you to be there because I want to I want you to see something
that I did for us or
Us meaning mad TV
people
So I go, okay
So I went to the premiere and I don't know if you remember in Stephen Yoon's office. There was a mad magazine on the wall
Did you remember that part? I don't remember the magazine, but I remember the it was yeah
But it was a there was a it was mad. It was a mad magazine with the monkey on it, right?
So when Jordan was on mad TV, did you know that he was on mad TV? I did. Okay. Um, you know
he
The last month of his contract
On mad he was about to leave the show
An snl called and said we need you this weekend to play barack Obama
But I know you have a couple more weeks on your contract
Can you it will mad let you out and then you will make you a serious regular on snl
Mad TV refused to let him go
All right, and he lost the show
Okay, he also felt like mad TV in many ways was exploitation
All right, so he goes
That scene in the movie of nope was shot at the mad TV studios where we shot mad TV
That was our yeah
No, uh, hollywood center studios, right and he goes
He was the monkey
Right and um, it was his expression of how we felt
The exploitation that he felt on that show and he wanted to put that, you know
And obviously it's related to the alien all that stuff, right?
But it was a personal thing that he wanted to express in the movie, right?
And I found that to be uh, really cool
You know that he was able to
You know, um, just put that in the movie, you know what I mean and for us
You know and um, are you the little I don't want to talk about that part
You are
No
What why'd you say he
Anyway, once your movie come out the show come out
Yeah, why am I trashing other things right when our thing comes out? I'm like, yeah
No, you're not trashing it. I want to know your opinion because I've been I've been
I've been asking other people about their opinion about that movie, right because you know, I
I'll just tell you what I watched it. We collided. I went to the premiere
I was sitting next to Ike Barron Holtz who was on Matt TV 2 and we've known Jordan for 20
I'd see
over 20 years, right
And I'm proud of him, right?
And to see him
Do this movie and we're sitting there and for him to put that in the movie for you know
People that were a part of mad and just to see his growth
I was just proud of him and I just thought it was a great move. I I came out going
Wow, that was amazing, but I'm hearing other people's opinion about it and not I'm just open to it. That's all right
I think you're fucking wrong
Very well. It could be. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, you know
In you know, obviously, you know because this is I would just say something about this guy, right?
Check this out, right?
Two black leads a Korean lead and a Mexican lead in the movie, right?
Who what Filipino who brandon brandon?
Oh, he's Filipino. He's half. He's he's half Hispanic as well. Yeah, so he's yeah, he's he's a lead as well, right?
So it's four minorities as a lead the white guy doesn't watch the movie
That was the bill
Check out the show
I've been watching ghost adventures on true tv. Oh, cool. What is it ghost adventure? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway
So when does it so comes out august what?
23rd 23rd everyone honestly
Listening to this podcast right now. All right
If you're a real tiger belly fan and if you're a bobby lee fan, right?
Please support my two little padawans here. I think they're the future. They're the nicest kids ever
They're so fucking funny and I haven't seen it
But from what I all the things I have seen of these two if it's anything even remotely similar
It's going to be fucking great. All right, so let's get you put these guys on the map. Let's do a second season here
Okay, well, thank you. All right, so give them a round of applause. Thank you so much. Any tour dates anything?
Uh, yeah, we're going to we're going a bunch of you know challenge at.com. Yeah
And yeah, we're hitting uh greens on hollywood, california. Wow
improv
That's amazing
Yeah, hon. Oh, we're really we asked you to do that. You didn't know. No. No. Yeah
You asked me to do what?
The hollywood one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when it passed that was july 20th
Wait, when are you guys gonna be in honolulu?
It's the 22nd. We're in the philippines. Oh when but oh fuck. When do I I'm literally there the week after you are
Yeah, because I'm shooting magnum pi at the week after. Oh, you're doing nice. Yeah
Yeah, it's so fun. We did 25 votes. Yeah, you've already said it before, you know what I mean? Oh
We're uh, but I told gene about you guys because you know, right? So he's looking you guys up. Anyway, go ahead. Cool
Uh, we're going to chicago nashville new york
Uh, you're gonna love comedy zone. Have you played there before? No. Yeah, I love those comedy zones and then
Blue are you gonna do the blue? No, hawaii. Yeah. All right. Interesting. Why it's a jazz club. Oh, perfect
Yeah, but they have every all sorts of performers there. We had a boston date too. Oh cool
boston
where
Laugh boston. All right. Yeah, you're gonna play zany's
Love that room zany chicago. Love it. Give them a round of applause. Go check them out. Thank you
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