TigerBelly - Ep 361: The Bro is Dead w/ Chad & JT Go Deep

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

Bobby is actually not Elvis. Chad meets the parents. JT is Elvis and Michael. Khalyla has fun and doesn't even know it. We talk Salvador Dali, Britney's Toxic water treatment, and city counci...l Siegfried & Roy.Please support our sponsors.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus Yeah, but trace your lineage. Oh, yeah My lineages goes back to fucking if you all the way down to the Civil War Robert E. Lee. No way you're related Yeah, dude, could you return any of his what views? Yeah, I did Like the Confederate flag I believe in it. I love it. So you believe in the 13 colonies. Is that what it is? Yeah, state rights. Yeah, it writes. I believe in trickle-down economics I believe it I do I believe in separation between Naturalist state between races. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a cool thing. Yeah
Starting point is 00:00:39 My gran gran gran gran pa. Did you go by Bobby? Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, Bobby E. Lee And if there was stand-up comedy back then he would have killed it, right? Yeah he would've been the Owen Benjamin of He would have been the own vengeance of that time. I mean good piano player. Yeah I don't want to start like this. I don't want to start I don't want to start like all weird. You know I mean yeah sure Yeah, I think it's my fault. Yeah It's not your fault. It's not your fault droopy blue. So I'll be I can't call you that now you're a star my bad Oh, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you kept them waiting outside the door
Starting point is 00:01:11 I didn't to do anything dude. We are doorbell doesn't we're talking about how beautiful let's start right go ahead Bye don't say anything to I say Five five wait wait before you start. What is your name? I'm sorry. I get I know your name JD and Chad But what is the name of JD JD? I didn't even catch it. Yeah. Yeah. What is the name of your podcast again? Going deep with going deep with JT and Chad Chad and JT. Yeah, I'm trying to say discord. What'd you say? Yeah, yeah, and then we'll then I'll ask what the show was called sweet. All right. What's wrong, dude? We're excited and nervous. Are you really? Yeah, I'm why you're nervous. I'm you got that did it before
Starting point is 00:01:48 Yeah, you were just those kind of guys. Yeah, I get nervous Yeah, it's all being recorded. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So you know what dude? I have a way to calm those nerves. Go ahead Three two Pay attention if your breath breathe in and keep going feel your rectum as you sit goes up your spine into your scrotum or fallopian tubes if you're a woman You need warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer, right? And just live in the moment.
Starting point is 00:02:46 The moment. I am Bobby Oturo Koko. Oturo Koko. Oturo Koko. And I am your, I am your leader. Now listen to my voice. Listen. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:07 We are one. We are all just sitting around a campfire. Are we not? Yeah. And at the end, we will dissolve into each other, our energies, into the earth, and we will become demons and angels, whoever you want to be. Wherever you want to be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Okay. Stop. We're done. Don't say anything, Ty. Sorry, bro. Okay. So. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I woke up focusing on my breath and being in the moment, and I realized that I had two of my, you know, my West Coast nuggets that are my little, I don't know, they're, it's what I grew up with, you know, they seem like my children. I look on Netflix and, you know, they got a thing there. And they changed a bit, I think, I think that they're better or above it, but they came anyway to promote. I feel it felt like maybe they were using, it's fine. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:04:13 But they've always been sexy. They've always been. They've always had that, the gift of love poking, prodding. Very funny guys. I really enjoy them. I think I reached out to them initially. Did I not? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I'd just try all my friends about them, you know, but they're here amongst us now. They have their own show on Netflix. It's called. Chan JT Go Deep. Dude, my voice cracked on it. I give you another shot. I'll give you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Yeah. Chan and JT Go Deep. There we go. Why don't, why don't, why doesn't JT just do all the announcing in terms of like what the show is? Oh, wow. Yeah. Is the show out now?
Starting point is 00:04:57 No, it's out on the 23rd. And let me see it. There it is. I like that. Oh, first initial. Can you go back to that or no? I don't know. Yeah, they did a good job.
Starting point is 00:05:08 They did a good job. It's retro, right? It's retro and cool. Yeah. Did you have any choice on that? Yeah, they gave us a bunch of art. They gave us like eight selections and all of them were amazing actually. And how did you narrow it down to that?
Starting point is 00:05:18 It felt, it's popped. Yeah, it felt of course. And some of the other ones gave away certain like pivotal moments from the show. We liked them a lot, but they just revealed too much. And then with this one, like the first drawing you see of me is the right one, but actually our director and showrunner, the very talented Dan Lucchese, he didn't like how Chad looked because he said Chad didn't look hot enough. And then so.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Really? It's important now. Yeah. So he was right. Like when I looked at it, I was like, it's not as hot as Chad. I didn't see it. There we go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:49 I mean, look at that. And then first of all, based on that photo, I would have no idea what you guys look like in real life. Yeah. Like those are like exaggerated photo. Like you know what I mean? Yeah. Like you're not that sexy.
Starting point is 00:06:04 No, of course not. Do you think you are? No. Yeah. Yeah. Especially JT look at you. Yeah. Your eyes aren't like that.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Like, like it's like you're looking to the sun. Yeah. That's a real, that's a still from the show though. Oh, is it really? They drew it over. Yeah. Yeah. Both of us.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yeah. I did not know. I mean, they made my hair wavy, which I'm eternally grateful for. It's more like Adam Brody's from the OC. Yeah. I'll take it. How do you feel about what it says? It says end small dong shame.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I believe that. That's amazing. Yeah. So anyway, give JT and Chad a round of applause. We didn't do that yet. Do future stars, huh? Do you feel like, now how does it feel? Do you feel different than you did a year ago or what is the feeling?
Starting point is 00:06:43 I feel the exact same. Me too. I think, well, we've been, it's been three years since we, we've been working on this for three years. So I think it, I don't know. I, I think, uh, like the more like the closer it gets, I think right now I'm in the stage where I'm just a little kind of, it's surreal that it's actually happening because we had the whole COVID year and a half pause.
Starting point is 00:07:06 We wrote it and then COVID hit and then we had the wait year and a half to shoot it. So I think I'm just relieved that it's actually coming out. You know who has, it's so funny because I'm doing a movie with Mo Ammer and he has a show out on Netflix. I saw that. Yeah. And he said the same exact thing. Last week he goes, I sold it three and a half years ago, COVID hit.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I thought it was not even going to be able to do it, right? And now I'm just relieved it's coming out. It's the same exact thing. Yeah. Yeah. So it is coming out and how do you like the product? I love it.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Yeah. I think it's great. I mean, there's things I would like, um, just performance wise and myself. I was like, I learned a lot, but overall I think it's. I think you were great. Oh, thank you. It's so fun. It's like, uh, I mean, with Netflix too, with like, they, they won't need to make it like
Starting point is 00:07:57 binge bowl and stuff. So like the way we originally wrote it, it was like standalone episodes, you know, but then we sort of serialized it. So it's a, it's like a six episode long adventure. Oh, wow. So every time we, like even going into edits, I would like be bummed to leave the edit because I just love being in the show. So there's one storyline almost, right?
Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah. But you're doing the same thing as you're going to, um, city halls and stuff and we're talking to people, like real people out in the world. Yeah. Also, but are you doing the thing that you were doing like in front of, in front of like, you know what I mean? A committee. There's a lot of that.
Starting point is 00:08:29 A lot of that. But now you're talking to also other people. Yeah. Right. And, um, because before you did it, didn't you have to like wait in line for a long time? At the city council? Like the city council, like back in the day when you started doing it, we still have to wait.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Oh yeah. Oh, even with Netflix behind you, you still have to wait. Oh, we didn't tell them. Yeah, they don't. Oh, I see. Oh, you don't know this. You don't say this is a Netflix thing? No.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Oh. They have public use. So we can just, any, any kind of city council stuff so we could get the real reactions without them knowing. Oh, right. Right. Right. That's the best way to do it.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Yeah. Yeah. But even when you were waiting, was there other people waiting with you or you're just doing it? And let me say, I mean, are there like, is there like a point person at Netflix there like going waiting with you and stuff? No. And then driving to city council.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Wow. Yeah. For real. Yeah. Wow. And I don't think even if we could have jumped the line, we would have because we respect the democratic process so much. And one of the beautiful things about going to these city council meetings is you get to
Starting point is 00:09:31 hear about other issues while you're there. We've learned a ton. Really? About like how cities are run. Like real issues. Real issues. Like what? Did the water.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Dude. The water in California is fucked up. All right. So there's water issues. Yeah. And there's nothing about it. That's it. That's all I got.
Starting point is 00:09:51 All right. Okay. We didn't know about it until we were there. Yeah. Well, we don't get our water. We get it from like a lake or something and there's like, I don't know, shafts. I don't know what you call it. I went to, when I was in nursing school, we had like a water treatment plant in Orange
Starting point is 00:10:05 County. Right. Yeah. That was helpful. We petitioned for to rename the water treatment center in Manhattan Beach after Britney Spears because she was going through a tough time at the time. We wanted to call it the Toxic Water Treatment Center after her. And they didn't go for it?
Starting point is 00:10:21 They didn't have a water treatment center. So you were. Oh. Well, you could. Why can't you go? Can we make one? Did you propose that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I mean, we proposed just having like a huge Britta and just naming it Britney. Oh. Britney. That's smart. Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. But the populous is too big and Manhattan Beach.
Starting point is 00:10:40 I get it. I get it. Yeah. So what did you learn from? I learned there was that one that was super gnarly that this like asphalt company was like pumping out toxic fumes and like the local kids were getting like nosebleeds and stuff like that. So all the kids came in and like fought hard to hold the city council's feet to the fire
Starting point is 00:11:00 and get them to change it. But then I also saw how hard it is to get stuff done because the city council was like, hey, like they're protected by a contract. There's nothing we can do. And then me and Chad came up and talked about butthole sunning. After the nosebleed thing. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:15 You think they're the same? No. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. You think it's the same kind of weight? Well, I both have to do with health, you know.
Starting point is 00:11:26 This is a holistic practice that I think is going to help everyone. That's true. I mean, you're a doctor. You're a nurse. We think. We think. Yeah. We think.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah. We think she is. Yeah. So how do you feel about sunlight? Leaching. Yeah. I think it's what 50-year-old men swear by. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Yeah. Like the smartest people in the world. Basically, yeah. I guess, yeah. Right? If you go to the Erewhon at Venice. Right. I think that's exactly it.
Starting point is 00:11:55 It's a very Erewhon way of thinking. Right. Yeah. A lot of our policies are probably in line with Erewhon. But can I just defend Erewhon for a second? Number one, the best fucking grocery store on planet Earth. Number, can I finish? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:09 How people? Well, first, I base it on the people. You go to the fucking Rouse at midnight on fucking Sunset Boulevard, the rock and roll ones. Right? It's like, you know what I mean? There's meth scabs on the floor. Right?
Starting point is 00:12:22 I don't want to see that at a fucking... Right? It's a sketchy environment. It's a sketchy environment. Right? And so when I go to the Erewhon over there, the new one over here. Right? I see just glamour.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Right? And that makes the food look better. No? Definitely. Definitely. Right? It's like everyone in there is an influencer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:39 It's a good thing. Yeah. Or is that not a good thing? I think for you, yeah. Yeah, thank you. Is it a good thing for you guys? Yeah, that's like the intelligentsia. Like I still want to be around people.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Exactly. I want to be around people who elevate. Yeah. I know. I want to be elevated. Yeah, those are the things. You know, and also I never did any butthole research tanning the one, the sunlight thing. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Yeah, but I heard that there are benefits. What are they? Boost your tea. Excuse me? Boost your tea. Testosterone. Testosterone. Oh, I'm lacking.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Dude, yeah. Yeah, because when I come, one teardrop. That's it. Yeah, it takes a nap. Oh, we got to work on your load. I know, right? It's got to get thicker, huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Viscosity is a big part of it. What do you mean? Viscous thickness. The thickness? What's viscosity mean? The thickness of like a liquid. Thank you so much. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:23 It needs to be thicker. Is yours thick? Very thin because I take propitia to keep my hair. So that thins it out. Oh. Oh. Here's what increases. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Right here. Increase. Increase creativity. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I want to write something. That'd be great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Straighten to organs. That's very broad. I like that. Heart, liver, lungs. Right. So my organs are, I don't even know what they're like. I've never, I've never gotten my organs checked. When I wake up, I go, but you're vibrant and you look remarkable.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Go ahead. Can you show me how you're actually going to point your asshole to the sun? And if that's something physically you can do, and it's really funny that you say that because what you're being is rude and condescending and not even true. Try. Show me. These boys know. I'll show you.
Starting point is 00:14:10 So where's the sun? Up top. Who are we pointing to? Well, it's high noon. It's high noon. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I know. But in this. I'm just excited to see it. You don't have to be. Wherever you want to look. It doesn't have to be sun exact. Chad and JT doesn't matter what time of day sunset or sunrise, what's a more like effective blast of vitamin D.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Interesting. You want that high EG index. So it's high noon then. Let's see the sun. Let's put it on the sun over here. Right there. That's where the sun is. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:14:34 How about this? Can the sun be there? What that light is. Works for me. It works for me too. Right. So I demonstrate. I can be the sun for you.
Starting point is 00:14:43 All right. You be the sun. All right. So stand for a second and be the sun. Right. So. You're the sun right there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Yeah. Just give me raise. Right. So I'm going to be like. Well, I should talk in the mic to stay there. Oh, what a beautiful sunny day. What should I do today? Go to the park.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Nah. Hiking. Nah. Wait a second. Get creative. My butthole. Right. So then I'll go.
Starting point is 00:15:12 The sun's there and I'll just kind of go like this. Right. Oh, shit. You're actually doing. Whoa. Whoa. Did not know that was happening. I thought we're doing this.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I'm staring, dude. You can't pull your dick out of there and not expect me to stay. Dude, I'm getting kind of horny. Legit. I'm legit getting horny. It's not hitting this. Bobby, you got a nice asshole, bro. You have to go.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Wait, how is your asshole so nice? You know what I mean? Dude, you have like one of the nicest assholes. Yeah. Thank you. So that's in your fucking face. No. Three seconds.
Starting point is 00:15:47 You'd be able to last in that position. I could last it for one hour right now if you gave me $100. Yeah. Go ahead. Why $100 more than that? I'm not going to pull my pants out. I'll just. You do that for an hour?
Starting point is 00:15:59 A downward dog for an hour, Bobby. One handed. Okay. Okay. Then spread your cheeks. Spread your cheeks. You can tell you were a high school wrestler. Look at that head stability.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Oh, you know what? We can put the butt tape. It's a tape that opens up your asshole. It used to be one of our sponsors. Oh, really? We could get that. My point is that I can go ahead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Can I press pause real quick? I just want to say this sincerely. Don't make me cry. Honestly, I think I know where the direction you're going. Mike, you're there. I know. I know. I want to accept it from you, but let me just get in the moment, lock eyes with you,
Starting point is 00:16:38 and then really just retain. You know what I mean? And really be here for that. Yeah. I'll save the cheaper compliments for the end. Okay. It meant so much to me for you to just pull your dick out and your asshole out, because we were nervous, and now I feel so much more at ease, and I feel so much more connected
Starting point is 00:16:53 to you after you pulled all that out. Thank you for flashing cock and b-hole, because it really did make me feel just safe. So thank you. Okay. And you do have a beautiful butt hole. Like, your butt hole is really nice, man. It's not a lot of hair. There's none.
Starting point is 00:17:10 The miracle. It's incredible. Any poo residue? No. It had like a nice coloration to it. It was really lovely, dude. Do you bidet? I do bidet.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I bidet today. But now I wear this movie. This podcast is like the movie Flight, where like the most incredible scene in it happens right at the beginning. Downhill. Yeah. After that, you're like, well, how are they going to do the plane crash? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah. We already got the plane crash. Yeah. But sometimes, you know, we'll have to close strong. Right. We'll have to, yeah. I know what that means. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:40 No. Hey, no. We'll have to do, you know what? We'll have to do a Shyamalan twist. Right. Right. And we'll figure that out at the end, you know? It'll pop.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Sometimes it feels like when you're watching a Shyamalan movie, you don't even know that he knows what's going on until the end. Right. Right. And then he shoots it and he's like, he wakes up, this is how I'm going to end it today. Yeah, he doesn't know. He doesn't even know. At the end, it might have been my behold the whole time.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Oh, shit. That's a great switch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:10 It's a really good one. I bet our buttholes, I don't like to talk about this stuff because, you know, I'm becoming more religious and more Christian. I'm getting more British, too. Yeah. Yeah. As I get older. I've been talking about something like this, but since we're here, I feel like, you know,
Starting point is 00:18:25 you and I, JT, you know, if we compared buttholes, you mean, and we showed it to just random people, you know, people coming from a different country. Imagine there's a little room at LAX, the International, right? And they bring us them into this room, foreigners, and they compared to our buttholes, they would go, yes, they're from the same family. Right? I hope so. If they showed yours and mine, they're definitely a different family.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Do you think or no? I think so. I mean, we've, we can't, yeah, I guess so. Hard to tell. What do you mean? I wish my butthole looked like yours. Yeah. Why do you think yours would compare to his more than that?
Starting point is 00:19:07 Yeah, because I'm hairy. I know, but you have more of an olive-y vibe to you. Oh, thank you. I've always said you're like a more of a Billy Joel, and you're more like, you know, the guy from the Eagles. Oh, Don Henley. Don Henley. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Don Henley Bewhole? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don Henley Bewhole. You're more like Billy Joel Bewhole. You have sort of a, yeah, yeah. Don't you think? Yeah. You know, I think I've just, I've always been disappointed in mine if I'm completely candid.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Why? What about it? I don't know. I think, I think it just, I think I don't have, I think it just doesn't really shine. I feel the same way about mine. Really? Yeah. It's so heartbreakingly mediocre.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Right. Yeah, it doesn't have, it doesn't stand out like his. It's got a very like, there's some sparse hair growth that I often wax out. Right. But can I say something? Yeah. It doesn't shine. But.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Yeah. Your vag is fantastic. Oh, it is. So it's like, when you, you're right, so when you compare, when you compare the two, you're mean, and what's the most important? That's nice. Right? That's good.
Starting point is 00:20:15 What's the most important? I'm just making, working with assumptions. Yeah. That if you bent over, I would like, oh, that's Don Henley's butthole. Pass. But when I saw, right? Yeah, pass. Pass on that, right?
Starting point is 00:20:27 I would pass on that, right? But if I saw your sacs, right? Oh, yeah. I would like, that's, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, like, if you. Tom Hardy's sac. Oh, are you for real right now?
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah. I'll even take it. I'll take it a little, a step further, further. Oh, look at the butthole, Don Henley passed, right? Good sex. Paul Walker. Whoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:20:50 He hit you at the heart. He hit you at the heart. Paul Walker did his sex. Damn. So, and that, that comes from my heart and that's belief and truism. Okay. So how do you feel? Bobby, I just want to say.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I owe you a 10 second car. What's a 10 second car? What's that? That's a car that goes a quarter mile and under 10 seconds. That was like what Paul owed to. Oh, wait, have you never seen that? I've never seen any of those movies. I've never seen any of those movies.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I've totally ruined the moment. I threw you off. But you don't want to? That's a lesson to be learned from me, right? Yeah. But can I say this? Even without watching those movies, I understand his greatness. And that's the power of Paul Walker.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah, yeah. He's inspirational. Excuse me? He's inspirational. What did I say? What did I say? Yeah, I did three letters to excuse me. I know because I got nervous.
Starting point is 00:21:55 So wait, excuse me? Yeah, excuse me. Yeah. May I have that over again? Yeah. May I have that moment over again? Reclaim your time. Reclaim your time.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Excuse me? Uh-huh. Inspirational. Wow. Thank you. I mean, Paul Walker. I forgot what we were talking about. He's inspirational in that way.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Paul Walker Monument, you guys, did they ever even? It's still a work in progress. We're trying to find the right budge. Yeah, because people have wanted to make it, but they haven't given us enough funds to make it something that's going to last forever. And we don't want to put something up
Starting point is 00:22:34 that doesn't honor him like aesthetically. So we're waiting until we can do like the proper cast iron version of it. Well, what can it be like? Is that one thing that you guys are pushing for? Is it Paul Walker Monument? Yeah. Yeah, they've been for years, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:48 And we have a place that's willing to host it. Where? That's good. Neptune's Net in Malibu, have you guys been? No. Good fried shrimp. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 And that's where a pivotal scene in the first Fast and Furious takes place. Neptune's Net in Malibu. Delicious? It's really good. Okay, I would like to attend. Let's go, baby. I will.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I will. When are you going to take me? But will you really go? Let's go. 100% did. First of all, I'm a changed man. What do you mean by that? I just, everything I do is different.
Starting point is 00:23:17 He likes to hang out with friends. I've been hanging out with a lot with friends. Oh, that's nice. I've been fellow shipping. Oh, cool. I've been going on posting more on Instagram. I'm going out more. I'm trying to live my life more.
Starting point is 00:23:29 How's it feeling? Not good. Good. No. It's good though. Contrary action, right? Yeah, I'm trying. Contrary action, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:37 But yeah, because it's like last night, I went to a fucking Chinese restaurant with my friend Jean. Yeah. We're eating sweet and sour pork as you do, right? Did you get the jajangmyeon? I did. Oh, thank God. I swolped that down.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, yeah. So I had the jajangmyeon. You like jajangmyeon? Never had it. You do? No, I was just agreeing with you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Do you know, have you heard of it? No. You won't like it. I think you will. I beg to differ. I think you guys would love it. What is it? Noodles with like black bean paste.
Starting point is 00:24:04 It's a black bean paste. It's fermented black bean paste. Sounds good. Fermented black bean with onions. Oh, perfect. I like fermented foods. You do? You would love jajangmyeon.
Starting point is 00:24:12 You like kimchi? I eat it every day. Seriously. Are you being real? No, for real. I knew that about you. Yeah. You know, I like kimchi with turmeric.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Have you tried that? What is it? Turmeric. But with kimchi. Turmeric. Yeah. What's the correct way to say it? Turmeric?
Starting point is 00:24:30 I think you said it. I don't think so. I think I'm actually wrong. I think it's turmeric. Oh, really? I don't know. George, come on. In the U.S., they say, well, how do you, how the way you said it, but in other countries
Starting point is 00:24:39 say turmeric. Oh. We say turmeric here. Turmeric. I was in Canada. They say sori. Sorry. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Sorry. That's sorry. No. They say sori. I thought you were going to say like drama or pasta. No. Sorry. Weird people, Canadians.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Anyway, let's move on. Canadians. Speaking of Canadians, I listened to the Harland episode of this podcast. He's Canadian. Yeah. Like he is. Yeah. I've listened to like 10 times.
Starting point is 00:25:09 It's one of my favorite podcast episodes ever. Which one? The last one we just did? No. 2018. 2018. Because he just did it. Oh, he just did it?
Starting point is 00:25:17 Yeah. It's coming out soon. Oh, dude. He's had a favorite. He's the best. Have you had, have you been on his? No, but we had him on ours. Oh, did he do yours?
Starting point is 00:25:25 Yeah. And how do you do? He's amazing. Yeah. Let's talk about him for a second. Yeah. He's no Paul Walker. Different energies.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I think, no. Honestly, I think Harland is an angel on earth. Like an actual, literal, like, tic-not-hun. Like I think he's a prophet. What the fuck you said it to me? He's like a Ram Dass. I think he's a prophet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:47 I think he's a walking prophet. There's something about him that transcends it all. Yeah. He carries everything very lightly. Yeah. Like he doesn't bring any like weight into the situation. Everything's light with him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:58 He's loving awareness of everything good and bad. There's also a wiseness about him. He's wise. You can go to him with any kind of problem that you're having and he gives you a very like concise advice. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, he sees things cleanly. Cleanly.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Very clean, right? I bet he fucks clean. What is that? Yeah. Yeah. Do you think? Like he doesn't like not a lot of like open mouth kissing and like slapping and stuff. That's not what I meant.
Starting point is 00:26:35 What did you mean? What did you mean? Like it's like very precise like, you know what I mean? Right. Like every movement has an intention behind it. But that's exactly what I'm saying. That sounds American psycho. No.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Cleanly. Cristiano Ronaldo. That's what I thought too. I thought you meant sterile. But you don't mean sterile. You mean like. I mean Cristiano Ronaldo. Not Christian Bale.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Not Christian Bale. No. Cristiano Ronaldo. When he's playing obviously he's not like when he's playing, you know who that is? Yeah. Soccer player, right? When he's up there, like everything looks technical. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:04 So you're not banging. He's not banging teeth with his partner. There's no awkward transition. No. It's like, you know, it's like she's going, are you professional? Right. You know what I mean? Like he's like, you're like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:27:16 Oh, you have a certificate. That's what you said. What? About me. Yeah. When I'm like, you're professional. Like you have like, you know what I mean? A degree.
Starting point is 00:27:27 You went to class. Like I am like. Street smarts. Bosquiat. You know what I mean? Just on the street, just, you know, on the wall. But there's a lot of emotional urgency to Bosquiat. I was at the Broad today.
Starting point is 00:27:38 So I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:46 You can feel everything he's feeling and everything he does. Right. Is there, does he have an immersive experience now? No. There's just a bunch of his paintings at the Broad and I was there today. So it's just. Well, Broaden? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I'm in downtown. I want to go. You should go. It's fun. Yeah. They got a bunch of his. Yeah. Because I went to Tampa and I saw the Dolly one.
Starting point is 00:28:02 He has a Dolly exhibition. Yeah. I heard a bunch of weird shit about Dolly lately recently. Like what? He's a fascist, right? Yeah. Beyond that. That's obvious.
Starting point is 00:28:13 That's obvious. Sorry. Yeah. But he was a sadist. Like he would hurt animals. Really? Oh, that's not cool. He would do a lot of like really weird, like intentional hurting of beings around him.
Starting point is 00:28:24 And he got a kick out of it. That makes sense when you think about his paintings. Yeah. He's like, I melt you. You know? Yeah. He lied a cat on the floor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Like this would be a good painting. Yeah. I melt it. You don't watch. You don't look at a Dolly play and go, oh, this guy seems healthy. Right. I mean, like this guy's like, you know, got it together. No, there's something going on.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Right. Yeah. Yeah. The humans are like, you know what I mean? One eyeball, a stick, and then the rest of it's melting like a candle. Right. You know what I mean? And it's that's not, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:28:52 But let me say something. What you're saying right now is blasphemy and hearsay because we don't know the truth. That bro's dead. Right? Is that the weird way to say someone is perished? Yeah. Bro's dead. I'm with the fucking guy.
Starting point is 00:29:07 I've announced a lot of my friend's death. Bro's dead. Yeah. That's how you have to say it or I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Bro's dead, right? The Milwaukee Monument.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Bro's dead. And then the date it happened. Bro's dead. Also, can I say something else then also about art? You can. Okay. I've never, ever heard of an artist where they weren't fucked up. Andy Warhol.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Fucked up. Weird. Picasso is super fucked. Fucked, yeah. Van Gogh cut his fucking ear off. Right? We know David Cho. One of the most fucked up people I know.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Right? I mean, don't get angry. David, but. No, he's a wild man. You're a wild man, all right? I mean, he's getting healthy and he's trying to be better. But I'm just saying, right, they're not the healthiest creatures on planet Earth. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:29:53 So. Do they have a license to be shitty people though, you think? If your art is that great? Yeah. What do you think? I don't know. I think we're coming into an era now where there's like more accountability. And I think the art might suffer, but maybe that's better overall for people to like value
Starting point is 00:30:07 your personal behavior above your artistic output. So you're saying there shouldn't be no separation of art versus artists? Or should be? I don't know. It depends what the artist did and how good the art is a little bit, but I do think it's probably time that the pendulum swung the other one. We just see what happens. Like, maybe the art will stay really good if people are behaving better.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Like, it won't have an effect on that. But if it does, then we can decide how important we think the, like the, is this boring? No. No. I disagree with you, but I'm listening. What do you think? Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:30:41 What do you think? I just think that, you know, there are just some people that are eccentric and creative and weird. I think a lot of art comes from pain and suffering. Right. And maybe trauma or whatever it might be, you know, I think a lot of comics are that way too. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:59 And I just think that if they didn't experience what they experienced, they might have not done what they've done creatively. And I just let people be with now in terms of Dolly, like if Dolly was painting something back in the fifties, right, and he sexually assaulted a woman, that's not cool. And I think that's fucked. Okay. I have a question. But if he stuck his paintbrush in a deer's butthole, I just left it there and the deer
Starting point is 00:31:23 went, I don't know what they sound like, but they went, you know what I mean, and like ran away. You know what I mean? Like put his paws up and went, like, we don't like it, you know what I mean? But how good was the painting that came after? Beautiful. Okay. Beautiful painting, right?
Starting point is 00:31:38 And the deer's butthole as like a, you know what I mean, a brush. A holder. Holder, right? You know what I mean? And they did that, right? And then Peta's like, that's fucked up. To me, it's like, yeah, but look at the painting. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:50 What do you think? Let's argue if you disagree. No. I like to hear what the deer thinks. The deer saw it. Right. I didn't think of that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:58 The deer's point of view. Right. I don't think the deer would know anything but that his butthole hurts. I'm a little crazy too. Like I'm pretty nutty, so, but I, do you think you're, go ahead, do you think is your work better when you're being more wild or is it better when you're being more like a straight laced for lack of a better term? Interesting you say that.
Starting point is 00:32:22 I'd rather try to get healthier than I don't like, I think creating and being funny and all that stuff being wild and all that stuff takes second to being healthy. I'd rather be happy and healthy and just kind of like the next phase of my life, because I just turned 50. So it's like, I thought, am I going to burn out in a blaze of glory or do I just kind of want to learn and get healthier and become a better person? I think that's the route I'm going to take. But couldn't someone be fully creative and imaginative and wild and still be a decent
Starting point is 00:32:59 human being? I think so. Because that, do you have to be a shitty person to be a great artist? No. The question was, do you have a license when you're a talent at a Salvador Valley, is that his first name? Yeah. Do you have a license to, you know, light cats on fire?
Starting point is 00:33:15 No, that's not cool. Exactly. Especially if it's your cats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what he did. He lit cats on fire. I think he was cruel to sensitive beings. Yeah, I mean, that's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I would have liked to have seen what his paintings would have looked like, had he not done any of that. That's true. And then we could have kind of a sample. Well, I heard an interesting thing about Robert Danny Jr., the fact that he's been sober for like 17 years or something, and the fact that he sort of kept that line in the cage, that's what makes him so captivating on cameras, because he's keeping that, he's harnessed that energy, and he's harnessing into his, his art is like acting and creativity.
Starting point is 00:33:55 And that's what makes him such a sort of force on screen. So I thought that was an interesting thing. Yeah, I think he's a very prime example of somebody that was going to die, right? And because there's, I'm going to try to skate around this, but when I lived in San Diego, and this is when he was doing like less than zero, that movie, right? And he was fucked up or whatever, right? I was at a, there was a coffee shop across the street from the La Jolla Comedy Store, and they said that Robert Danny Jr. had just walked in there, was sweaty, mumbling to himself
Starting point is 00:34:28 like a crazy person, and it ran out, right? And I went, oh, I want to be like that, right? And so that was one example of like, but he also, from what I was heard, that he didn't look good. And then you would read in the papers that he would get arrested. Something would happen, you know what I mean, in that time period, right? And I just know from my own experience in today, I don't know him, right? But you know, I was, I was, I was, I, sorry, I slowed down.
Starting point is 00:34:56 I've observed him from afar, right? And I think that he's super like, healthy, and really doing the work. I've seen it, and I'm like, I've always just kind of been, oh, I have had him. That makes a lot of sense, because when we first met, he would put on these fake tics to make himself look more like eccentric. Like he would start talking to himself, like out of nowhere. And then he would do these little like weird, like, you know, tics. I still do it.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I did in Canada. I get that, though. That's sexy, because then you're like, you're genius is just bursting out, you can't even help but like, let it leak out. I bought into it. I was like, oh, he's an artist. Yeah, exactly. No, I fucking, but you know, that's, I'm going to tell you, I did it in Canada just
Starting point is 00:35:49 now. Okay. What was your tick? And I realized what, why I do it now, right? So you and ask, ask anybody, okay, ask anybody that, that is, um, that comes out to me, right? I'm always open for a photograph and a hello. And I'm very nice to people, right? But every once in a while, I don't want it.
Starting point is 00:36:18 I'm just in a bad mood, right? So the other day I was in Edmonton, I was walking down the street to go to this coffee shop called Dosk. Very nice. And there was a group of, I don't want to say the color of their skin because it doesn't matter. Why would it matter? Because you had to blow by it, but I don't know why I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:36:38 I get that. I don't want to play with fire a little bit. Yeah. Right. And I could sense them. I just, because I wanted to get the coffee shop and I could sense that they wanted to say something, right? So I did this and I, and I did this one with my, so I was walking, right?
Starting point is 00:36:54 And I went like that with my bath. Yeah. Like a body roll. Yeah. Yeah. And then they kind of went, what the fuck? And they kind of walked past. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:04 And I went and then, and I was in the coffee shop drinking a coffee. And then I was like, why did I just do that? And I realized why is this, when I sense, I don't want to say, talk to anybody. I'll do a tick or something. And for some reason it just makes the people go, oh, I don't want to talk to them. It's weird. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:37:23 It's a defense mechanism. It's really smart. It's not because I want people to think that I'm cool. No, but we were, you and me in a car on a date and I thought you liked me. I was trying to impress you. Okay. So it has to double. It has a multiple fucking, it's a multiple purpose.
Starting point is 00:37:36 It works across the board. Right. It's a genius move. It's like Toncho. Toncho the hair thing. Yes. You know what Toncho is? No.
Starting point is 00:37:44 No. It's like a stick. So when you go to makeup, you know, because I've been in show business for so long. And when you go to the makeup, right? And they go, what do you want in your hair? Moose hair? You go Toncho. And they go, we got Toncho.
Starting point is 00:37:57 And basically it looks like a deodorant stick. It's green, but there's Chinese letters on it. And they put it in your hair, right? But a makeup person told me, no, that it was originally designed for a deodorant. So Chinese use it deodorant, but we Americans use it as a hair thing. Yeah. Oh, interesting. It keeps your hair up.
Starting point is 00:38:17 It adds texture and stuff. That's it. Toncho. Yeah, down to Toncho. It's the best. You should try it. You'd love it. Anyway.
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Starting point is 00:40:08 I have some fake ones, yeah. My mouth moves a lot when people are talking because I'm trying to predict what they're going to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then people will just be like, yeah, his brain moves fast. They'll give you credit for it. All those twitches work to your benefit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Sometimes I don't know what to say. And watching his mouth will complete the sentence for me. My neurons don't connect as fast as his. So I'll be like, how are you today? I'm like, I'm, and he'll go tired with his mouth. I'm tired. Oh. And it's usually very true and honest, so I'm like, I am tired.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Wow. Shadow box a lot. I'll always shadow box when I have energy. And it's just like, people are always like, oh, hey, he's restless. He's got a lot of vitality in him. But I hope that's what they're saying. They might not be saying those words. What are you purposely doing so people could have that feeling?
Starting point is 00:40:58 I think part of it is like, I could channel it in another direction, but I like the way it looks. So I'm going to keep doing it. I mean, I think I'm sure with effort I could corral it, but I'd rather do it and I'd rather stick out and be a little weird than just like holstering everything. Yeah. Right? I mean, it seems like people like.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just think. What are mine? You have to know mine. Your tics? When I'm nervous or cues that I'm like short circuiting. Wait, what is that?
Starting point is 00:41:29 Have I seen her do that? She just don't like that. When I'm mad? Yeah, yeah. Like this? Yeah. I clench. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:38 I over blink. So I blink excessively if I'm uncomfortable or if I'm trying. I do that too. I blink too much. Yeah. I don't think you blink enough. I'm terrified. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:46 I was thinking that too, baby. Blink more. Really? That's good. That's progress. I don't know what her handle is, but she's lived like a whole life in Thailand. She's like a white girl, but I am terrified of her. I always scroll past really quickly because I have not seen her blink in like the two
Starting point is 00:42:02 years that she's been a content creator. Not once. I'm terrified of people that don't blink because I'm like, how do you do that? Like what is, how are you just so like, I feel like I equate that to someone being really like calm and knowing because I, I just short circuit all the time so my eyes go like this. They flutter. She probably read Michael Cain's acting book.
Starting point is 00:42:23 What is, he's like, you don't blink on camera. If you want to be confident and strong, you don't blink on camera and you look in the camera with your closest eye or no, you're near, you're farthest eye. What's the farthest eye close to, so if the camera's right there on the right hand side, you stare at it with your left. He looks right in the camera. What the fuck are you talking about? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:42:44 He looks, he looks, he looks at the other actors, I think that works. Yeah, he looks at the other actors eyes with his left eye. Right. Oh, right. So they're on the right. I'm doing a scene with JT, right? Yeah. And the camera's there.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah. So I look with this eye to the camera. No, no, no, no, no, no. That doesn't work. That was powerful. Whoa. Yeah. It's working.
Starting point is 00:43:04 It's working. Hey, off me, dude. If I'm like too much. I'm like here. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Here's my rule with that. Right. I'm shooting a movie right now. Right. Yeah. I'm just, if, if I'm not, I lock eyes with the guy. Yeah. If I'm not locking eyes with the guy, I'm looking at the camera.
Starting point is 00:43:24 You have a question. Yeah. Since you guys are experts. What eye do you look at in a person? What the fuck you're talking about? When you're talking to somebody. Both eyes. Both?
Starting point is 00:43:35 I have two eyes. One eyes on the other eye. You know what I mean? No way. You can't look at both. You can't look at both. It's impossible. Right now, where are you?
Starting point is 00:43:44 I swear to God, I'm looking at both. No way. I'm looking at both, too. I swear to God, I'm looking at both eyes right now. Yeah. I'm locked in. I'm locked in, too. I mean, I can see the other eye, but I'm locked into your left.
Starting point is 00:43:53 What? Are you out of your fucking mind? I know what she means. Does that do her? You know what she means? Oh, I know what it is. Don't say it's a Filipino. Don't.
Starting point is 00:44:03 I didn't say it. You, but you know what I'm saying. It is a Filipino thing. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah. Now I just keep doing it to everyone here. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? I can see both. Right? I'm looking at your left eye.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. That's where I get a little flustered when I meet people for the first time is like, oh, which eye am I supposed to look at? Because maybe it's because you're thinking about it. Don't even think about it. Like when I'm looking at JT, I'm like, what eye should I look at?
Starting point is 00:44:32 I'm just looking at them. I have another question for you for the room. So it turns out that when people have thoughts, there are people that hear the thoughts. There's an actual voice in their head and there are people who don't hear the thoughts. It's more of like an abstract thing in their head. Where do you land on that? Oh, I hear the thoughts. You hear the thoughts.
Starting point is 00:44:51 There's a very clear voice. Maybe that's why you're very quick on your feet when you respond like your brain is attached to your mouth. What about you? Wait. So it's thoughts in your head? You hear the thoughts in your head? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Like when you have a thought, do you hear your own voice in your head? Is there a voice that is expressing those thoughts? I don't think so. Mine either. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. I don't hear my voice.
Starting point is 00:45:15 I don't know whose voice. But there are people like him who their thoughts are as you can hear it. I can hear it, but it's not my voice. Somebody else's voice. Whose voice is it? Loka Chaitai. English. British guy.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Who's that? It's just that's the voice. Have you ever heard of this, George? Loka Chaitai. Loka Chaitai. I just learned about it like a few weeks ago, too. I'll argue with the voice, too. Chaa's not another voice will come in and tell that voice to stop.
Starting point is 00:45:40 It's a different voice. Let me hear what it's of. It's like the one voice would be like, we're in trouble. Things are not looking good. It's bad. And then another voice would go, hey, you're staying out of this. We're taking the wheel right now. I do the same fucking thing, too.
Starting point is 00:45:49 I do the same fucking thing, too. I argue against myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you hear it? Yeah, I hear two things. And this is a real thing. I'm not making this even as a joke, right? So this happens every fucking day.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Like what was I also I was watching. It's so stupid. This is the honest truth. And this is real. And I can't believe I'm even admitting this. I wake up today and I go on Instagram. And so I said, I'm doing this movie with Johnny Knoxville right now and Mo Amher and Theo Vaughn in a softball movie.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Just by the way, can I just say this out loud so that Johnny Knoxville is an amazing fucking actor. He's fucking blowing my mind in this fucking movie. I just want to throw that out there anyway. So I met Mo Amher. And so today, today I was going on Instagram and I see Mo Amher's page and he's hanging out with The Rock and all these guys, right? And he has a new show coming out like, you know, I just told you a lot and it's A24 is
Starting point is 00:46:49 doing it. And it all in my head, I'm just like, look at you, loser, right? And then this other goes, it's a very aggressive voice. I go, shut the fuck up, dude. You're doing good, too, right? So there's always, so I combat it. I really do both voices, but I have to have both, you know what I mean? Because it's like, I think the second voice is who I really am, right?
Starting point is 00:47:18 And the first one is some damaged part of me that's like, you know what I mean? This old part of me that I want to change. You know what I mean? Do you want to say something? Yeah, 100%. The first voice kept you safe or the second voice kept you safe when things were difficult. But you don't need it now, so you can do away with it and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have two voices?
Starting point is 00:47:37 So that second voice is? Yeah, that's what a therapist told me about my second voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How about you? Do you have two? Do you have no voices? No, I was thinking about more because I was trying to think, I'm more of an introvert, I think.
Starting point is 00:47:51 So I get lost and thought in my head and then when I'm talking to someone, if I let thoughts go on in my head, then I need to process that. So when I'm talking to someone, I can't have anything happening. It needs to just flow. So that's why I need to sort of sit back and take things in a little bit more. And then in terms of voices in my head, I definitely have that if I see like jealousy comes up. So you do get jealousy?
Starting point is 00:48:16 Oh, big time. Do you get jealousy? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. And so how do you combat the jealousy? I think I'm able to sort of, you know, push it towards motivation, you know, it's sort of like, I get competitive, but I get competitive with myself. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Yeah. So I think like you're, if you're jealous of someone, they're actually kind of helping you because they're motivating you to be better. So I always think about like gangs in New York with like Bill the butcher and like Amsterdam. It's like they're both making each other stronger. So your enemy is kind of your best friend because they're, they're making you rise up a little bit. Do they say that?
Starting point is 00:48:53 The knife sharpens. Iron sharpens. Iron sharpens. Iron sharpens. That's exactly how. That's exactly how. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Yeah. It's like, it's basically it's like, I have this other voice is like when somebody fucks me over where I'm like, instead of like getting really angry, I just go, I'll show you. Yeah. Yeah. Is that healthy or? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:15 It's great. What do you mean? It motivates me. Like you'll see one, you'll see one day. I get really hard on myself. That's how I, I, I, every time, if I see someone that I perceive is doing better than me, I'll be like, to myself, I'll be like, you're a fucking bitch. And you know, see, that's what I'm saying, but that's, I relate to that.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I relate to that. And I, I'm telling you now, my young man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Friend. Sexual. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My young man friend. Son. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 My guy. You know what I mean? Little guy, young guy. Yeah. I'm telling you right now, dude. I did that. Holder you. 31.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Yeah. Brawl. That was, oh my God. That was me in the twenties, my thirties. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Because I'm telling you right now, dude. All right. Number one. And both of you guys. And let me say something from the bottom of my heart. Right. And you might not even fucking agree with it. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:18 I'm sorry. I'm getting emotional. Right. You two are probably one of the nicest kids I've met in this fucking business. That's nice. Thank you. But not only that, number two, I honestly just, you guys, I just, I see it. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Oh, thank you, man. I fucking see it. Thanks, Bobby. I'm being real. I fucking see it. Oh, dude, that means so much. I've always seen it. Come on, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:42 You know what I mean? And I feel like. Should we hug him? Let's hug him. Don't even fucking touch me. All right. I don't ever want to touch you. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:50:50 And I also want to say this. I'm so fucking happy for you guys right now. Oh, thank you, Bobby. Thank you so much. Dude, I don't know what to say. Thank you, man. It means a lot. Shut your fucking mouth.
Starting point is 00:50:58 That's what I'll do. You know what I mean? What's up? Right. I'm being real. Like, you know, I so what I'm telling you is, is that just what you're going through right now with your lives, you guys are young guys, cuties, right? And you guys have things going on.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Just enjoy it because nothing's forever. It'll change. You'll have ups and real downs, real ups and downs, but just enjoy it. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:51:30 No, I mean, I have a tough time enjoying myself because I, especially nowadays because I'm like, when it, like I, I've sort of struggled drinking a little bit, you know, here and there. And so it'll be like, to myself, I'll be like, if I party tonight, then I'm going to fuck myself over for, you know, three or four days, or even if I stay up late. So that's something I'm like, that like enter, I don't know. What do you mean? I think it's just this thing of like, in my head, I'm like, I always need to be performing
Starting point is 00:51:59 at 100% or I'm going to screw myself all or nothing. Yeah. That's sort of my sort of mind struggle right now. That's how I am. Like if I start my day bad, I'm going to end it bad. There's no way I'm turning it around at noon. There's no, what's the point? I've already fucked myself.
Starting point is 00:52:17 I'm not turning this, you know, car around. I'm going to drive it off the edge of the cliff. So that's always been my problem in life as well as if I start bad, we end worst. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But can I say something? Have fun though. I know I'm working on.
Starting point is 00:52:33 I do have fun though. I'll give you an example. I just did. So, but let's go back to Edmonton. Right. Yeah. So I went to Edmonton with Paulie Shore. And Nick Swartzen.
Starting point is 00:52:43 What? It wasn't the fart. That was my fault. That's fine. You can fart if you want to. And they're both the prime examples of like guys that just had fun, right? And we were backstage, we had to do this, it was a nightmare. It was a fun, I love the people running the thing, but it's this outdoor comedy thing
Starting point is 00:53:04 during the day, right? And people are like picnic benches, right? And there's 3000 people in these picnic benches just eating hot dogs and corn and cob and drinking. And then you have to do comedy. It was hard. Okay. But I'm watching these two guys that I've known forever, and they're just not caring.
Starting point is 00:53:27 They're like, they just go up. They have a good time. If it doesn't go well, it's fine. Let's go have, let's go eat, right? And I was just watching these guys go, and they've always been like that these two, you know what I mean? In different ways, you know what I mean? I think they're different in many ways.
Starting point is 00:53:42 But in terms of like their approach in life, it's fun first, right? Yeah. And joy. And just debauchery. Because both of them have been in weird situations, right? And almost like, you know, the death almost, you know what I mean? And it's like, but they're both still around, having fun, you know what I mean? Enjoying the process.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Enjoy the process. Yeah. You know what I mean? I could really relate to what you're saying though, because I, we had Dr. Drew on my other show, Trash Tuesday, and he was saying that it's hard for someone like me to be present and really enjoy the moment, because I'm just surviving the moment. So it's not until I think about it as a memory that I have fondness for it, where I'm like, oh, that was fun.
Starting point is 00:54:33 But it's never, I never have a present joy, because most of the time I'm just really dealing with my anxiety of being in that moment, and I'm just trying to get out of it without being hurt, if that makes any sense. No, I have that same thing too, is like you look back and you're like, man, that was fun. Right. But then the moment you're just, the moment you're like, just, you're like fucking all in your head. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Yeah. Yeah. You're not wearing socks? I'm wearing socks. I think we cover this every time we're wearing socks. Oh, right, right. Look at these. Every time I see, I know it just freaks me out.
Starting point is 00:55:08 I'm sorry. It just, every time I see you, I say that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Does that bother you? No. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a new relationship that you were?
Starting point is 00:55:17 No. New. What happened? Oh, wait. No. Last time I was here, I was single. You were single. No, I'm in a new relationship.
Starting point is 00:55:25 You have a new one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to know, how is it going? I don't want to know the name, but how's it going? It's great. She just moved in. Oh, you guys are living together. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Right? Yeah. Oh, it's amazing. I was just meeting her parents over the weekend. It's real. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's happening. Right?
Starting point is 00:55:41 Yeah. Do you like her? I love her. She's awesome. She's a good partner to be. He's a good guy. He's a good dude, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:49 No, she's awesome. Like genuinely awesome. And they, when you see them together. It feels right. Yes. Is she white? Why do you say it so loud? Is she white?
Starting point is 00:55:58 Chad, don't answer. No, no, no. Is she white? Yes. Is she blonde? Yes. Yeah, I get it. I understand.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Newport Beach. No, I understand. You're trying to make more of you. You know, I can tell because you write, I feel like your parents look the same as well. Right. Blonde? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Both your parents. Oh, Brunette. Oh. We'll see. We'll see. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:27 I don't know. We'll see. Let me just do some research. Right. But yeah, you're trying to like, you know, make more and further your people. More Chad's. Yeah. More Chad's.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Yeah. Yeah. And Bridget's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What a call dude.
Starting point is 00:56:46 That's fucking obvious. What a call. It's fucking obvious. It's fucking obvious. It's really? Bridget, yeah. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Right?
Starting point is 00:56:54 Yeah. Yeah. So, what about you? Yeah, I have a girlfriend. I was single last time I came on. I have a girlfriend now. Oh so you have one as well now. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Yeah. What's her vibe? She's awesome, yeah. Blonde? Yes. Why? You're never going to be like him. So, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:57:10 Let me just say something right. I can't Bro, I'm telling you right now stay with your kind. What do you know? We're very it's like Italian I don't know what you're all the time. She's a town. You know me the Greeks or whatever you are. You know I mean I'm Colombian. She's a town No, I'm not offended. Yeah, no one ever guess. Yeah, I'm talking about vibe. You know, yeah, yeah, all of you You know me? Yeah, yeah, so she's a blonde as well. Yes, white. Yeah, okay. Good. Let me ask you something Do they get along the two girls? They haven't they haven't really hung out. That's interesting to me. They walk about it
Starting point is 00:57:47 Yeah, no doubt. How do you know they're both great? Yeah, how how is that possible? How is it possible that you two are best friends, correct? Mm-hmm You have your girlfriend moved in with you, right? Has she moved in with you? No, okay, and how have they not met? Like let's go on a dinner Okay, go ahead to Newport Beach She just moved in so I would always good is Newport Beach Beach in America Let me ask you some questions. Are the is it in America as yes or no. Yeah, is it in California? Yes or no Mm-hmm. Is it in LA County? Yes or no? No
Starting point is 00:58:28 It's not This as the bird flies, bro Yeah, is Orange County an hour away, but I know what they haven't hung out. Why tell me okay? Because me and Chad hang out right every day together and like we're always working on stuff together So then when we're when we break from that we both go hang out with our girlfriends and like decompress and then so we've been busy like Working together and then when we do have time with our girlfriends we go like visit family or friends So it's been like the way we've been integrating them and and then we have to meet their friends and family too
Starting point is 00:59:04 So I think it's just we don't like go get like dinner a ton together because I see him every day So we just haven't prioritized that part of it yet. Yeah, and they're new relationships. Give it time. That's true, too It's relatively new. That's how Simon and Garfunkel broke up. No way That's how I broke up right the song you don't yet know the band Oh, no song We'll be like home notes where they hate each other, but they keep performing together Right at work. I don't want that that won't happen I want Zeke Frieden right before the line attack. Zeke. It'll take that to know what I'm saying is is this and I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:59:49 Tell you guys something all right and because I want this I don't want to buy a fucking chat album only oh Yeah, right. I want JT and chat forever, right? It's a good chemistry, right? It's a good team But the way it's gonna survive is remember this This is it This is the most important thing. Hmm. All right these two right You two girls have to meet soon You have to have a double date right and you have to go to a nice restaurant And you gotta look at them to connect as well. Is Kennedy going to that wedding? I didn't want to know the name
Starting point is 01:00:28 But thank you. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I don't know if I have a plus one, but if I do oh, yeah I'm bringing it. Okay. Perfect. Yeah, they're gonna meet in two weeks. Yeah, so Kennedy. Yes, it's your girlfriend's name. Sorry, man Yeah, yeah, it's out there. It's fine. We don't know the last name, right? Can we get the first name of yours? I can't she's super. She doesn't have social media. She's super private. I respect that but you yelled Kennedy I'm not my honest honest not my finest hour, dude. All right, but I Okay, she doesn't that's fine. And we'll respect that right but respect Chad my bad dog. Yeah Yeah, yeah, dude. I'll let that come in between us. All right. I fucked up. All right. Yeah, and we will find her name Maybe she's she's like scrub. She's tough to tough to find but she can find anybody really no, no
Starting point is 01:01:12 No, I don't if she's not gonna do it. She's not gonna do I'm just letting you know But if you want somebody found anyone on the internet, she's the one wait, you're professional I've seen you do shit that would boggle my how the fuck did you find this person? No, I'm just Gave away my foot. I'm an undercover sleuth. I am. Are you really? But only if I really want to know certain information like if somebody has hurt Bobby I'll find ways right if you get deputized to do it Right, right, right if I feel like if the spirit moves me like but like I for instance when you know, Georgia's wife is very private because she
Starting point is 01:01:51 She just wants to keep it that way And I remember when he first told me had a girlfriend and I was like, well, what's her name? And he wouldn't tell me and tense like 10 seconds later. What did I say? I was like, oh how so-and-so immediately but because it's like if the challenge is there I will take on that challenge But also it's like he challenged me. You're not she seems like she really wants to maintain her privacy and I will respect that I will not find her. No, I thank you. Did you guys hear that we broke up? I did. Yeah. How do you feel about it? Um, yeah, it made me sad because I like both of you guys a lot and I like you guys together, but I know you guys will Both be solid, but I kind of think you guys are gonna get back together
Starting point is 01:02:37 I guess is what I oh you think that's what the show is gonna happen Is this show if this was a movie you think that's how the movie's gonna go. What's the third act? Yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't know someone asked me they were like I told someone I was doing this today And they were like, oh did they break up and I was like, yeah, and then I was like I kind of thought about like I think they're gonna get back together. Yeah. Okay. How do you feel? I was really sad, too. You were listening to the episode. Oh, yeah But I really love the fact that you guys are still doing the podcast together and you still you still have a deep love for each other Yeah, you have nice rapport. Yeah. Yeah, I I'm glad that there's still a connection. Yeah
Starting point is 01:03:13 good Why did you even ask that question? It's so awkward. It's not awkward to me. I like these boys And I was like every guest that we've had He's been like do you guys he asked them? How do you feel about us breaking up? Well, I guess it is kind of like the elephant in the room and your forte is kind of you know Saying what's up to it? Exactly I respect it. Hey, I exactly where less armor you move faster Whoa. Yeah, no more armor, but I just want to see how you guys felt about it
Starting point is 01:03:47 I don't want I didn't want it's like, you know, here's what it is It's like when you have kids Right and you tell your kids that mommy and dad are having a divorce and how are you feeling about it? You know, I feel like you need to know we know how people feel about it, right? And to make sure everything's okay. I think that's what I'm doing I feel like, you know, the people that come to our podcasts are friends and people that I You know, I mean respect and I love in a weird way, you know I mean, I'm not in love with you guys, but there is a if like if you had died, you know, I mean like Ann Haish
Starting point is 01:04:19 Rest in peace, right? Um, it would devastate me. So, you know, I'm just asking That I'm telling you mommy and daddy are okay. Mommy and daddy mommy and daddy are okay, right? And we're still gonna be here for you guys. Okay, we're gonna live next door. Yeah, we're gonna live next door, right? Are you really? That's a plan. I wouldn't I wonder close so that I can see the animals and we can yeah I mean, also, it's like, you know, we we're gonna continue to do this podcast But um, I kind of want her a little far too. You know what I mean far enough that not within like I just So yeah, yeah, yeah, he can like not across the street so that he can still like, you know Have his privacy
Starting point is 01:04:58 Because he'll need it Why? Because you're a dog. Whoop whoop You know, I do you feel an increased sensitivity from you like, uh, there's something in you that's different than the last time medication Is that what it is? That's what it is. Yeah, it's nice though. It's really sweet. He's present, right? Yeah, like I could when I look into your eyes, you always do good eye contact and I always feel you but I can really sense like that your
Starting point is 01:05:27 Feelings are integrated near the surface Yeah, I um Before I don't even remember the last time I even did yours or I had to ask them Did they even do ours? This is the first time and then she had to send me the clip. That's how out of it. I was You're like, I don't even know like like I like I didn't know that Harlan had done it until he did it You know, I mean, I so now that I'm on medication. I'm like more present and I could just
Starting point is 01:05:57 Were you worried about getting on it? I'm getting on it. I want medication As a comic yeah, because there's for years people have been telling me like I've had Psychiatrists tell me for years even in my early 20s. I saw somebody Said I think we you need to be on medication. I'm like no because I'm a comic and It's gonna affect the comedy, right? Right? um Even if it did I would still be on it because it's like I'd rather be happy and then also, um, it's made it better right
Starting point is 01:06:26 Yeah, it's uh when I'm on stage like Edmonton usually I would have been Petrified daylight At all the performers before me. We're kind of eating it People are like eating hot dogs walking around and I would have been pacing like what the fuck and you mean how come that? I can't hear the monitor. You know, I mean, but this time was just like me back there just going See how this goes and on stage. I was like, it's fine
Starting point is 01:06:53 You know what I mean? Yeah, it's nice. Yeah I still still yeah, you're very quick. Did we establish how small and cute your tongue is the last time? Is that what we talked about? We talked about his tongue. He picks when I my top lip I'll be the one who says I have no top lip. But can I say something? Don't do that For the last hour I've been wanting to say something and I've been mindful Saying don't do this to him. Dude. I've been doing it I like when you call me out on it though, but I appreciate your restraint Because you're a perfect creature of God
Starting point is 01:07:28 Amen Okay, as well as you. Thank you. You mean you Bridget Kennedy and your white people Right, you're each people and new port. Yeah a new port and you guys will can you your lineage will continue Okay, because let me say something right. Keep it pure, baby. Yeah, you're gonna keep it pure and I respect that Okay, yeah Unhelpful advice
Starting point is 01:07:53 Unhelpful advice, you know what that you remember what this is. Yeah with Chad and jt. All right. This one is called My disabled mom is a burden Okay, stop. That's it. No, that's not Hey answer that It's like one of those improv games. We had to finish the so let's try it my My disabled mom is a burden and my playstation is broken. Great. My disabled mom is a burden Oh Wait, I don't you don't know the game. No, I don't either. Sorry. I was lost. Yeah, wait Bobby got the game
Starting point is 01:08:27 So this is an improv game. You complete the sentence. Yeah, you complete the sentence. Just add something go ahead and go My disabled mom is a burden and my parakeet is broken My my disabled mom is a burden and she's stuck in a shopping cart. My disabled mom is a burden So it's the water in LA, bro. Yeah my disabled mom is a burden and my brother is raping me All right, so the question is I mean if we were on stage Think about it. We're at UCB. We're at UCB a packed room industries there industry night
Starting point is 01:09:01 And we're playing a game on stage, right? And she's the last improv or to do that And my brother's raping me would have just walked the room And we would we would have been upstairs going what are you doing calling it? What the fuck? You know what I mean? Yeah, then that was more of like an aid 24 suggestion You moved where we were at. Yeah. Yeah from the improv stage That came from like deep deep deep Right and also can I say something you had a lot of time to think because you were going and um, I That brother was raping. Raping is the one that came out
Starting point is 01:09:35 And then you have to yes and that Yeah, so you're in a seat. You're in a scene now You have to yes and that yeah, yeah, are you okay? Yeah? Yes, he is. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. He is. That's crazy That's crazy and we're in Ralph. We're in Ralph. Yeah. All right, so um, go ahead. I finish it I'm 25 female. I have a ninth month old and a fiance and a full-time job two months ago My mom moved in with me after having a stroke I'm trying to be understanding about her recovery
Starting point is 01:10:02 But she she doesn't try as hard as she should and she manipulates me by saying She's such a burden and we have arguments over her insinuating that somebody is stealing her meds My fiance and I hardly even take anything for headaches. I don't know why I let her move in with me considering She sat in her bed for my whole childhood and didn't take care of me. She can do more than she lets on This is leading me towards hating her. What should I do love from Kansas? Sounds like you've always hated her, bro No, it's a tough one, man Take your mom's put this in the situation. What would she just had he called it the stroke Not a stroke or after me having a stroke. Yeah, I think it's not what you demand from life
Starting point is 01:10:39 It's what life demands from you So I would just hate your mom but keep taking care of her You know talk shit on her constantly and just write into every podcast and say what a fucking crazy bitch she is but Still feed her and scratch her back and shit like that Interesting. It's very Asian of you. Very Asian Man I mean, I think uh, what would you do get her to take an ice bath
Starting point is 01:11:05 Dude, yeah, I mean I would I would lead by example. I'd show her some b-hole sunning. I'd hop in the ice bath and be like mom follow suit It's gonna boost your follow this will de-stroke you it's gonna boost your dopamine your norepinephrine Yeah, and uh, who knows it's gonna get the circulation in your brain just firing. So maybe It's really good. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. You're offering solutions for her. Yeah, that's good I'd get her powerlifting like I like doing crossfit just put a barbell in her hand She had a stroke typically when they have a stroke one side is weaker than the other You know what you guys even know what a stroke is bilateral balance. Okay. What is it?
Starting point is 01:11:44 Well, there's two stroke and four stroke on a dirt bike and the two stroke has Right, that's exactly what are the two different types of strokes. I don't know the two butterfly and freestyle Oh, there's a backstroke. Very good. Very good breaststroke. Yeah Well, there's like a there's the heart one and then the dome one. Yeah It's either there's a julian Casablanca And the full drummer who dates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah So are we done with that improv game or the stroke improv game? Wait, what did he say about her meds? That's what I was gonna say. She's claiming that people are stealing her meds. So I would try to clear her
Starting point is 01:12:19 Paranoia look mom. I got you this cabinet, right? It's got a little, you know, I mean either a code or a key that you have to open You you you're the only one that has this key, right? Just to get that because that would drive me crazy, right? If she's constantly You also have to consider that she just had a real brain injury And that can really cause like differences and like changes in like personality and things like that So if she's experiencing some type of like Psychological stuff first, I would have her see somebody
Starting point is 01:12:55 That is dealing with either a paranoia or a lot of people that won't have the money No, your insurance would pay for that. All right I mean, hopefully if that if you have enough money to do that, I would just find her a different place Can you get deserve home that you could go to? This is difficult It's a hard one. Yeah, but I think I really like what JT said about it's like you can hate her but just take care of her Yeah, you don't have to like oh you switch the meds. Yeah, doctor. You're cavorkian not kill Just chill her out chill meds the chill stuff. Yeah the chill stuff like morphine. Oh, that's gonna put her down down down Down down value the other way crush up some matter. I'll have her snort it
Starting point is 01:13:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah wash her bang out some spreadsheets Yeah, right it's something different. Yeah mix it up. Yeah play chemist tweak it around. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's fun to play the cranky guy too. Like I messed up my taxes a couple years ago Yeah, that was like my first adult moment where I was like, dude Like I was really able to relate to people. I'd be like dude taxes, right? So you could be like, dude, I can't believe my fucking mom and they're like, dude, you know, that's Yeah, there's social currency in it. Like if you go out and you're like, uh, I'm sad because I have to take care of my sick mom Everyone will hear that and they'll gather around you more for it. Yeah, right. But so that'll make that'll soothe you
Starting point is 01:14:15 Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you get something out of it social currency, right? Maybe sympathy you'll get sympathy likes. Yeah, and people respect you There's a good person who takes care of their mom, but you still have to go home and he'd be live with that bullshit Yeah, but no one knows you she can't tell anyone you're cursing at her and calling her names and stuff Yeah, I think the problem I think the problem is not necessarily your mom, but your partner Like if my mom was here my like one moment when my dad had a stroke. Yeah And
Starting point is 01:14:45 He moved if he moved in here, right? I would be more paranoid about how you felt about it Because I know that I'd be frustrated like my my dad's accusing us of stealing meds He were constantly, you know, I mean, I feel like I would deal with it much better than you for some reason Yeah, but I would still feel bad that you had to fucking go through it No, because I was raised in a household where you take care of your elderly You don't you don't put them in homes if they're a burden. They're a burden That's just that's just your lot in life. You have to take care of your parents and grandparents till the very end till the bitter end That's like the same. That's just what I know. Oh, I know
Starting point is 01:15:19 Can I say this? That's why I'm trying to make as much money now as possible and I'll save it until the end Can't you just hire people? Right, I like that. Do you like that? I think back then they'll have it maybe in the future. They'll have an app you know what I mean like uh They probably hire a nurse. Yeah, and they'll have reviews and stuff like right right and I go I want to you know Do you want to do it or a gal?
Starting point is 01:15:46 Come on, bro. A dude. Come on. My mom was the most sought-after hospice nurses So she was an end-of-life nurse and she looked after a lot of like celebrities like transitioning Into the next life. Oh Some people have a gift for that. She did. She was always very like They're really compassionate, you know some some people they just clock in clock out But her she would like make sure that they looked before the family would come see him that she would
Starting point is 01:16:19 I don't know She would just do her own little things like put a little color on their cheeks or not look so like You know did she have a lot of sort of wisdom about death in that process? um uh You wouldn't say bobby. No, you can't you can barely understand what she's saying. She has a thick accent Right That makes it tough. It makes it tough. Yeah, that's your best friend. You're talking. I love her
Starting point is 01:16:44 And I'd be just be dying. What the fuck you know, I mean that would be terrible But does the vibe come through underneath the let me see the scrambled text Yeah, it does my existential dread feels yes love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh, by the way, this has nothing to do with anything. I saw a movie today Finished it don't say anything and I want you a really good movie But I want you to guess what movie is based on my facial expression. Okay. Let's make it a game, right? uh No, no, that's your guess go ahead
Starting point is 01:17:23 Um Nicholas cage guys guys. Look at it. Look at his face close to his mouth I'm playing the character in the movie. Look at his mouth Pulp fiction newer movies Okay Oh, this came out on streaming Bullet train You know what that was a that was a little Brad Pitt. Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, that was pretty good
Starting point is 01:17:51 I I feel like I'm cheating by saying this Easter Sunday. No You stop doing a Jill Coyle company present It just came out on stream that like Norwegian movie Look at his body. Look at his legs. Look at his legs. How it's moving. Look at his entire body. Look at his mouth try harder, babe Bobby's been called in your chin matrix. Oh my god in kanto Got it forget it. Elvis. Oh What? Yeah, I thought you're doing guns. I thought you're doing guns
Starting point is 01:18:25 Yeah, that was a good Elvis Then why didn't you guess it? I don't know man. It's the gun saw that movie and it just kind of in one ear out the other You passed through me quick. There's good sweat in that movie. Yeah a lot of sweat. Yeah, I liked it You didn't like it. No, I thought it was like a three hours and I was like it felt like the cliff now I could see but I'll tell you why I liked it. Okay anyone listening, right? That dude Austin Butler right Imagine the enormity of the role. Yeah, right? It's as if they somebody said dude You got to play Michael Jackson
Starting point is 01:19:04 in a movie Right, and you imagine if somebody said that to you. Would you be nervous terrified terrified? You wouldn't even know where to begin the tariff. What? Mm-hmm. Would you take it? Mm-hmm. I would honestly I would Chad does it like knows how to do all his dance moves. So yeah, all right, right. I didn't want to do it But I would do it right right. Maybe you could play germane Chad. Would you do it? Play Michael. Yeah. Yeah, and they're like, but it's we're doing a real biopic multi-million dollar Everyone's gonna see it. We want you to be the lead. Would you do it? man
Starting point is 01:19:38 I don't think you would I don't think I would exactly so but this guy. I'll do it I want to be humiliated Let's go. Yeah, what do I eat for me? Oh, maybe not bad. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah Oh, so um, so this guy right gets the Elvis part right and imagine the stress and the fucking Responsibility on his shoulders. And I think he pulled it off the guy. I think he's good. I think he killed it Yeah, he was really good. I you know what my issue was this like Elvis is so dumb Like that's that's my problem with a lot of these music biopic
Starting point is 01:20:16 Like he's getting ripped off by the same guy for like 30 years And he never has like the strength to pull away at a certain point. I was like, I can't watch this anymore I like yeah, you're right dude. I would go. Okay. I mean, this is what I've learned I'd be at the show So how many tickets are sold? What's the yearly deal? They're like, uh, you're getting 50% the colonel's getting 50 Immediately like what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I'm fucking Elvis dude. I get 80
Starting point is 01:20:47 Colonel you can get 10 and then go gamble. I don't give a fuck what you do, right? But like renegotiate it Get an agent and there was never a moment where he effectively Figured it out and stood up to him or anything. He just it was the whole way through I was kind of just by the end of it. I guess I had Brilliant performer genius artist, but by the end of it. I was like he's gonna Yeah, and could I also say another thing that was a little bit weird? They just bypassed the 14 year old Oh, right. Yeah, I mean Priscilla was 14
Starting point is 01:21:18 She was 14 when they met I thought she was 16 but it's not like it matters. Yeah, look look look it up Yeah, I remember that and how do you not do a caricature with that voice because I remember when I first saw him he was like 14 to his 24 What was that? That's weird. That's weird. So weird. Yeah. Yeah. Oh mama. How come they don't like my hips? Oh You do one. Hey mama. How come they don't like my hips? Dude, you could have been it and michael jackson and michael jackson
Starting point is 01:21:56 Yeah, I'll do both do that now do that line and then do the e at the end Hey mama, how come they don't like my hips? I messed up the e though. That's fine. First tag. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, but i'm willing. I'm willing And you did yeah, you didn't stop. I didn't have to commit it. I'm ready. They just they said and in the movie They go and Elvis, you know made a girl that she was in high school and they just went past it right and I'm like just Something it's worth mentioning. Yeah, even the colonel. You can be like it's a weird my boy Right one mention. Yeah. Are you sure just a fat Tom Hanks? Yeah, 14. Yeah. Yeah. I mean my my boy
Starting point is 01:22:37 My boy, you know, you will wait until she gets into high school boy You know what I mean or something but no mention. Yeah. Yeah That's weird Anyway, good movie. You didn't think so. Do you see nope? I haven't seen it Let's see. Let's hear it. I did not like it. Um but uh I feel bad saying it, but you know what I like that it was a big let's be honest a big movie that was like a Non-marvel entity. I didn't think all the ideas connected
Starting point is 01:23:10 I thought it was a little bit Hard to track somebody. I thought there was some brilliant ideas in there. I'm like pretty pretentious when it comes to movies So, but like oh really you went to film school. Yeah, I did a bunch of them actually bad ones, but I did go All right, so you're like your carousel fan all that kind of stuff You know, I haven't even seen a carousel. All right, but you know who he is. Yeah, all right, right Um, I like well, I don't want to spoil it though. Can I spoil? Yeah, it's been after a while. I like that That you you That you couldn't look at the alien ship or that would mean it would come after you. I thought that was a cool detail
Starting point is 01:23:41 Okay, I like that the alien was alive. Uh-huh. I thought that was a good detail And I thought that the fact that they were trying to film it Like to save the farm was cool, but everything else I thought was like there was like too many story lines going on in it at the same time like there was the the monkey side and then there was the uh The uh, what'd you think about the monkey stuff? It was really effectively shot Like he's a brilliant filmmaker like he can really scare the fuck out of you But you think that was this or random thing? It all felt a bit random to me. It wasn't
Starting point is 01:24:12 Are you even allowed to say? I can say I want to I'll just tell you what it is Um, so that I don't feel like I'm feeling uncomfortable about it. Yeah, okay, so I'll just tell you what it is I know I know what it means. What does it mean? Well, because he's making the same mistake that they made with the monkey where like show business things think they can control these things But that's part of yes. That's part of what I mean. Yeah. Yeah Wow, okay. That's actually pretty good. Yeah
Starting point is 01:24:39 So I went to the premiere I'm just being honest and I've never I I I've always thought to myself I would never try to explain this or even talk about what I'm but I want to try all right, but I don't want to get into specifics of it. All right, so basically You know, um, I went to the premiere and I'd never been invited to a Jordan premiere because I know him And he specifically called me because I really need you to be there because I want to I want you to see something that I did for us or Us meaning mad TV
Starting point is 01:25:12 people So I go, okay So I went to the premiere and I don't know if you remember in Stephen Yoon's office. There was a mad magazine on the wall Did you remember that part? I don't remember the magazine, but I remember the it was yeah But it was a there was a it was mad. It was a mad magazine with the monkey on it, right? So when Jordan was on mad TV, did you know that he was on mad TV? I did. Okay. Um, you know he The last month of his contract
Starting point is 01:25:37 On mad he was about to leave the show An snl called and said we need you this weekend to play barack Obama But I know you have a couple more weeks on your contract Can you it will mad let you out and then you will make you a serious regular on snl Mad TV refused to let him go All right, and he lost the show Okay, he also felt like mad TV in many ways was exploitation All right, so he goes
Starting point is 01:26:04 That scene in the movie of nope was shot at the mad TV studios where we shot mad TV That was our yeah No, uh, hollywood center studios, right and he goes He was the monkey Right and um, it was his expression of how we felt The exploitation that he felt on that show and he wanted to put that, you know And obviously it's related to the alien all that stuff, right? But it was a personal thing that he wanted to express in the movie, right?
Starting point is 01:26:33 And I found that to be uh, really cool You know that he was able to You know, um, just put that in the movie, you know what I mean and for us You know and um, are you the little I don't want to talk about that part You are No What why'd you say he Anyway, once your movie come out the show come out
Starting point is 01:26:58 Yeah, why am I trashing other things right when our thing comes out? I'm like, yeah No, you're not trashing it. I want to know your opinion because I've been I've been I've been asking other people about their opinion about that movie, right because you know, I I'll just tell you what I watched it. We collided. I went to the premiere I was sitting next to Ike Barron Holtz who was on Matt TV 2 and we've known Jordan for 20 I'd see over 20 years, right And I'm proud of him, right?
Starting point is 01:27:28 And to see him Do this movie and we're sitting there and for him to put that in the movie for you know People that were a part of mad and just to see his growth I was just proud of him and I just thought it was a great move. I I came out going Wow, that was amazing, but I'm hearing other people's opinion about it and not I'm just open to it. That's all right I think you're fucking wrong Very well. It could be. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, you know In you know, obviously, you know because this is I would just say something about this guy, right?
Starting point is 01:27:59 Check this out, right? Two black leads a Korean lead and a Mexican lead in the movie, right? Who what Filipino who brandon brandon? Oh, he's Filipino. He's half. He's he's half Hispanic as well. Yeah, so he's yeah, he's he's a lead as well, right? So it's four minorities as a lead the white guy doesn't watch the movie That was the bill Check out the show I've been watching ghost adventures on true tv. Oh, cool. What is it ghost adventure? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway
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Starting point is 01:29:12 Okay, well, thank you. All right, so give them a round of applause. Thank you so much. Any tour dates anything? Uh, yeah, we're going to we're going a bunch of you know challenge at.com. Yeah And yeah, we're hitting uh greens on hollywood, california. Wow improv That's amazing Yeah, hon. Oh, we're really we asked you to do that. You didn't know. No. No. Yeah You asked me to do what? The hollywood one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when it passed that was july 20th
Starting point is 01:29:39 Wait, when are you guys gonna be in honolulu? It's the 22nd. We're in the philippines. Oh when but oh fuck. When do I I'm literally there the week after you are Yeah, because I'm shooting magnum pi at the week after. Oh, you're doing nice. Yeah Yeah, it's so fun. We did 25 votes. Yeah, you've already said it before, you know what I mean? Oh We're uh, but I told gene about you guys because you know, right? So he's looking you guys up. Anyway, go ahead. Cool Uh, we're going to chicago nashville new york Uh, you're gonna love comedy zone. Have you played there before? No. Yeah, I love those comedy zones and then Blue are you gonna do the blue? No, hawaii. Yeah. All right. Interesting. Why it's a jazz club. Oh, perfect
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