TigerBelly - Ep 366: Stella Barey helps Bobby with his OnlyFans
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Is it on everything on?
Can you know what what is that I'm tired of your shit cockroach
Like everybody else's voice sound different, well then fucking Stella turn them take them off then
Wait, why did you just offer for me you've been doing that all day, so what is that a prune he started
It does look like
Yeah, I put prunes in my cheek. Oh, he's constipated a lot. He needs a yeah, exactly
No, but he he does this he's
You know like what a spittoon is so when guys yeah, well, he doesn't put it
He doesn't have a designated area to spit
So he puts it in this little shot glass and it looks like an espresso shot
So everywhere around the house like if you look at it
You just think that someone made you like an espresso shot. Oh, like they're gonna just take a shot of it
It's so freakin disgusting. Why was it so because
These are the because these are called packs
It's a new it's a new elastic thing they have in there like that. It's a really futuristic invention
I really like it. Are there things that guys do that give you the ick in terms of like vices like smoking prunes
prunes
Let's start though. Let's start raw proper way Stella Berry. I'm gonna say your name, but don't say anything until I bring you up
Okay
It'll be quick it'll be fucking quick. Okay, I'm down. It'll be quick
We he's usually not here. So don't even buy it with him
I mean those legs though, huh strong strong strong long strong like a blink like Abe Lincoln
Look at that. We that should be your like
Um only fans poor names strong long
Okay, are you long?
My dick's not no it's short. That's why it can't be like maybe I can have your legs in it
Yeah, I could show my dick and then your legs will pop it
Would you do that if I give you a percentage? Yeah, okay good. Would you get naked or no?
Yeah, anything for money go go do the countdown
My name is Bobby Lee. I'm here my house
Do not that
Was I good you were great. Yeah, I don't know right. I know but you're by shaking so much
Yeah, yeah, cuz I have so much to say but I don't know how to run it right, right?
Yeah, it's just so much, you know me
Philosophy you know me
So scarves garish yeah, yeah
Okay, that's enough that's good. Oh, we got welcome to another episode of the Christian podcast Tiger belly. I'm your pasture
Bobby Lee your pasture pastor the pastures a green field. Oh, I'm your pastor. I'm your pastor
Al pastor. I'm al pastor
I'm shredded pork you're meant that should be your other poor name al pastor al pastor
We've got Gilbert in the house. What's up? What's up dog? Yo, yo
Raise the roof. Let's don't stop. Can we I love it. Can we fuck? Yeah. No, you'd never fuck me
You would know I would not you're right in any circumstance
I would produce something if you'd like my baby someone you'd let me carry your child. Yeah, come baby. Okay
Do you think like not in your butthole that would make a buck come, baby? I
Think he farted out his cum bubble. Yeah. Yeah, you get a little developed though nine months
Well, you think wait, so if you come in your butt nine months, I'd shut it with electrical tape
Yeah, I think it come baby. Why do you use the electrical tape because I think you're gonna poop it out our baby before it's premature
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so we had this zip. I would fucking surgically
Sell it. Where is this shit supposed to come from or go out through don't need you don't need
Don't eat. Can't you dig a hole in your stomach and have the poo come out of that way like a colossus?
Yeah, club will close yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we've got Kalyla
That guy Bryce good to see you again. This next person that I'm bringing up
Um
She's uh
She's got only fans
Well, it's not just an only fan with the best one the top performer of only fans
She is the star of only I want to say something to you. Yeah, I started it going on. Okay, but there's wait
You're that's not news to me. I know I'm just saying I'm surprised that you just started. I literally just started
I spent so much money. Oh, wow
I've spent so much fucking money. Let me ask you more money then. So here's what I then some city away more money
Stop, you know what? I'm happy that you do. I want you to spend money
I know I want to bring up the get by kind of just say they're two girls
I never even thought would have one that I've known for many years and
Then I would see their stories on Instagram. They go we have one right?
So I would go if there's something about somebody that doesn't you don't think that they're gonna have one
And then you want to see like, you know, I mean their shoulder blade or you know, I mean, right? But sometimes you pay anyway
Let's bring up. She's also she's done some adult films is correct. Correct. Yeah. Yeah
I don't watch it. You know, I mean, I'm a huge fan, but I don't watch that. Yeah, I'm a pastor. Yeah. Yeah
I'm a pastor, but um, she's uh
very pretty very funny
and
Puerto Rico, just Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican. Are we going with that? Yeah. Yeah, you're Puerto Rican
Stella Berry give her a round of applause everybody
You're Puerto Rican. I've never seen Puerto Rican before
What you look Puerto Rican. Wait, that's where you got that from just looking at her. No, I just no
No, she said she was from Puerto Rico. I've lived there for a year and a half. Oh, fuck. Oh, you can live there
Yeah, you can live there. Why do you live there?
Just during covid I just decided to move. It's really easy to move there because it's part of the us
It is. It's like Guam. It's like Guam. Yeah, I didn't know that and then where do you live there on island beach?
On an island beach. I lived there for the first year on the beach
Yeah, I moved inland to the suburb to a nice little house. Yeah more space and it's not you have air conditioning
I do such good air conditioning. Her house is massive really good. It's not that big
but it's like a nice little suburb house and
It has lots of rooms that I film in a little pool in the yard. They have Wi-Fi as well. They have Wi-Fi
Yeah, I'm not I'm not downgrading Puerto Rico. You're shaking your head. Like I don't fucking know much about it
No, you know that a lot of people like my little brother visited me in San Juan and he was like
I didn't know this was a full city like that's Puerto Rico is like a full
Real amazing place. Yeah, people don't know it. It's like one of the biggest cities
Or San Juan is at least in the Caribbean. Is it it's pretty sparse. Is there a lot of crime?
I think there might be like when I when I was moving there
I looked it up and it said that it's similar to most US cities, but since living there. It's honestly so safe like
Oh, I've never had one issue
I think if you go to certain areas, maybe but I think it's pretty safe
Because you're white though. I think that maybe they're like, oh, that's not full
I don't know how to do a Puerto Rican. Try try try. They might want to fuck with me more. No, no, I feel like
Like
I'm trying to do a Puerto Rican. Yeah, I'm just making it make it more. I feel like more tropical, but uh, but a pop up
Yeah, but a pop up
I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Let me just do it the way I don't know how to do
What can I try I haven't even said anything take an attempt. Yeah
Raul, is there Raul? Will there be a Raul? Can you confirm Stella?
There would be maybe you know, you know that one girl that has the
You know that right girl that has the only fans, you know, I mean, yeah, I know
Let her have her house. No, because she's white. They're gonna if we kill her
There'll be more, you know, I mean a spotlight on it. You're right. Marlon Brando. Pretty good, right? Yeah
I feel like I'm home
Thank you so much
Stella
So, um, I feel like they wouldn't fuck with you because you're white probably honestly. Yeah. Yeah, or maybe they'll fuck with me more
I don't know. Do you live there with your homeless boyfriend? I do
You've done your research. Yeah
You know, yeah, yeah, she had a home. She has a home. Well, he's no longer homeless. He is now home
Oh, you taking a guy I met my boyfriend at a homeless shelter here in LA actually. Yeah, so romantic
Yeah, and we fell in love and wait, wait, you were at the homeless shelter as well
I was working at the homeless shelter
Doing what just I was I was doing pre-med at UCLA and I needed I needed work to apply to med school
So I started working at a homeless shelter as the front desk girl and like
Serving food and stuff and I worked there for like a year and a half and the final six months
I was working there. This really cute guy was one of the clients and it was for veterans. It was a homeless shelter for veterans
And he came in super manic a poet and just flew me off my feet
Like I was into him immediately and then I had anal in the back of his car on the first date
And then we and then I did anal for years for us
That's actually not true three years. You know, it really really hurt my feelings. It's like I think a year ago
I asked you hey, you remember the first time we did anal and you had zero recollection of it
And you blew into my ass. Did you black out or what are you blew into it?
I would like a candle. Yeah, I thought you meant his mouth. Yeah
He did that too. Is there a flame there?
You you you don't remember and you have no recollection of it
Yeah, because it's to me. That's not the territory. Well, I don't think that's not my terrible. It's not his thing
No, it's it's not my poop. Yeah, and and guys are I've heard you tell lots of poop stories
Okay. Yeah, but not in a sexual context. True right valid point, right? And I heard you're that's all you're into
We'll get into that in a second. All right. We'll fucking get into that all your hypocrisy in a second
And you're devil fucking making I am okay with it. Yeah, I know you're okay with it, right? But I might not be
All right, let's get I know let's get into let let let let's go back to the homeless. Let's ease it to it
Okay, so how you so you're on a date with this homeless. Does he have money?
No at the time. No, so how does he like?
When you went on date, do you paid for the?
No, well, it wasn't really a date because he just asked me to hang out with him after work and I got off work at midnight
And then I took a uber down the street to a 7-eleven
So that no one would see me and then I got into his car, which was also his home
And we drove down the block to a Ralph's grocery store and parked in the parking lot and had anal
It's
No, you don't need money for that. I I know but here's why
That anger. Yeah. Yeah, I knew you'd be angry. It makes me so angry
Because in my head, I'm like in order for me to get that
Right a beautiful young
high
To do anal with me one night
I I thought I got to do 10 years of open mic
Get a development deal be a tv star build charisma
Yeah, build an audience right still I can't get that
Right, this dude is like, oh, I'm gonna you know, I mean, you know drink this pep-to-bismol as my meal
You know, I'm gonna sleep in I'm broken glass. You know what I mean? I'm gonna shoot heroin
I don't know what he does right and right some girls like that. You know dirty dick
Yeah, did he have a dirty dick?
Well, I will say that he has foreskin and it wasn't that clean
Interesting wait, wait, so you need to have a clean dick. Yeah, you don't need to have a clean dick
Yeah, I know build someone with the spirit of life, you know
You need to like make him feel like the holy ghost has to be in the day
Right, so the holy ghost was in his day and previous to you even going on that date like for you said for six months
You were just really like lusting over him. Yeah, literally for like the six months. He was in the shelter with me
I was just I I
Couldn't handle myself like I could not wait any longer when I finally caved to fuck him
We had crazy sexual tension and I was trying not to fuck him because it was my job on. Yeah. Yeah
Could I ask you something? Yeah, did you blow him first?
Yes, and would it just I know he's a great guy. I don't know him. I'd love to meet him
Yeah, and I I feel like I could be friends with him. You definitely could I could feel it the vibe, but
Was it dirty?
Uh, to be honest, I was the horniest I've probably ever been so I don't remember a thing like I ate his ass that night
I know for a fact. Oh my oh my god. I know it wasn't clean
Yeah, but I didn't for the first like three months of eating his ass in his car in the pitch black
I didn't ever taste anything. I didn't think it was dirty
Then the first time I fuck him in a real bed in my bed, right in a real room with real lighting
I was like your ass is so dirty like this is disgusting. Have I been doing this for months?
And I'm pretty sure I have you know what that makes you
What?
A woman in love. A good person
I I'm a giver. I'm a giver. A good that's mother Teresa. And I imagine
Imagine being just so blinded by your horniness that anything goes blinded by poo. No, but it's like that's a that's a new
I feel like that's a whoopie Goldberg
Whoopie Goldberg and blinded by poo
But it's like there's a none. I don't know. I don't mean we'll have to write it in the writer's room
But imagine being so horny like in my okay
Like you know how when you saw that girl had a dingleberry in her butt and you flicked it off
Yeah, like if you were so horny for her, I think it wouldn't have mattered. She didn't look like her
Oh
Wasn't blinded by poo. Yeah. Yeah. He saw she could have dinosaur shit
Right just caked on to her asshole. I probably would eat it. Yeah
What is that?
Yeah, it's not even like like t-rex shit
You know me that's a lot of shit. I assume right? Yeah. Yeah, and just like prehistoric shit and I would eat it probably
That's what I learned from Stella when she came on trash Tuesday
Was that there are a lot of dudes that are into messy anal, right?
Or natural anal way more than I thought guys that are into messy anal and like I
Didn't ever have caught that on camera on purpose
But sometimes it gets on there on accident because you're just having anal. I don't like to prepare for it
So, but you don't like vag sex? No, I do but it's just you get you get you get
UTIs and yeast infections and bv also. It's not as tight and it's not intense
BTS
All the BTS is actually a Korean term. It's burning tonkomo sensation. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Oh really?
It's a thing for me. It's behind the scenes. Yeah
Also, I'm in showbiz, but for your mom
For your mom is her favorite pop group. Mine too. My mom's too
So you get a lot of diseases from the badge
Well, it's just the vagina is so sensitive and people think the butthole is more sensitive
But it's really not so I can just have anal all the time and just have no repercussions
I don't know men probably don't really understand that but women women will understand what I'm saying
So do you let me do you do lulu lulu lube? You're all right. No, I just went into a
I didn't use lube for the first year
Because I was just doing it in his car and I didn't even know any tricks about anal
I didn't even know I wanted to have anal till he was in my butt
So he would just jam it in like he begs spit. No, he's not that big and that's why
That's why I can do anal every day. You can do with spit. Yeah, I just write that down
Even big dig like my pornhub videos with a big dick
I like a seven eight inch dick eight inch dick
I've done with just spit no lube because lube gets sticky and also you can you can gag up enough
Enough spit to yeah to create lube the gag spit is really really but lube actually is very helpful though
It can be really helpful
Yeah, and you can have desensitizing lube too, which helps a lot if you're really sensitive and so it hurts
Well, the reason I do anal is because it kind of hurts like because I like the intensity of it
And pussy sex just doesn't feel the same. I want to not be able to think of anything but survival and like breathing
While I'm having sex like I don't want to be thinking of a to-do list. I don't think of anything
Let's switch gears for a second. Let's go back to the porn. Let's go switch. Let's talk about god
What is your relationship with god?
My relationship with god is I feel like there is some sort of like omnipotent
Not omnipotent energy out there that you know, um that I'm a part of that's within side me
We're connected by energy and I believe that um, there is something. I don't know what it is. Like I don't call it god
Really? Yeah, what do you feel stella?
I feel I feel if it says if you say anything about your butthole and you feel it in your butthole, please
I've never known because I wasn't raised in a religious family at all
Yeah, and so I've never and my parents never talked about god or anything
And so I just feel like I have no idea
But I do think there have been moments where I've felt
An energy or some kind of connection to nature or love that I have felt like maybe is what people
Think of as god or what they feel like when they're with god and actually my homeless boyfriend was the one who taught me how to pray
so
I mean, there's a lot. Is he in Puerto Rican? No
No, he's here in LA right now with you. Yeah. Yeah. Is he working or I mean for me. Yeah. Oh, he works for you
Yeah, oh, so he does on a daily basis. Oh, so that's the guy you're pounding. Yeah on the camera
Does he show his face sometimes? All right. He doesn't care those or not. Yeah, but but most men don't want to see the face
I
I want to see the face. No, like I I already told you this like I do not like it's no one wants turned off
When I want to see the face all all people want to see is the dick nothing else
I want to see the face you won't accept him. No, not except me and probably a hoard of other people
Do you watch gay porn? No, no, you don't it's not a gay thing, dude
I know I'm just wondering because they all it's like this. It's like this. It's like this my friend
I'll tell you something right now in taxi driver. Let's go, right?
Are you looking at?
Are you looking at me? Right?
Imagine if you were watching it and his face was cut off all audio all audio or just you saw his body
I want to see expression. I want to see because he's
Who I like basically when I see a movie and you see
Ethan hawk jumping off building you you're that guy. Yeah, he represents me. You want to see pov like what he's seeing
Combination combination. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like just pov
Yeah, I have to know what the guy and the ugly or the guy in a fucking porn the hard
I was gonna ask because some guys like no because
Honestly, do you think I'm ugly? Yes. Della. No, I don't think you're ugly
I actually think you're very charming like you have a charm about you. You have a really good you honestly are
No, but I've actually
I
I've had this conversation with a friend of mine. I I really do think that you are handsome like
There we go. I'm a bobby Lee. I always I yeah, don't you think so like he's got very clean lines
He has clean fat lines. Have you heard that before something you have clean lines like a renaissance
Yeah, like look at his face has no wrinkles nothing. It's like a perfect circle. Yeah, that's what's crazy. That's what's crazy
That's what's crazy. It's insane. Yeah. Well, thank you so much. I really appreciate it
Well earlier bobby and I well he was venting about how there aren't any real like
Asian male porn. I feel like there's needs to be more diversity in porn
Because there's a lot of Asian women a lot of Asian women and they have the title first two things
I want to fight for yeah fight for a baby
I don't like the titles of Asian women porn. What are they? It's so racist
Bank Bangkok street hooker. Yeah, you mean? Yeah. Oh, is it? Yeah, china pussy, but even the american ones
Yeah, if you they're all like I feel like that's not I just want something like the doctor
Right the attorney the attorney. You know what I mean? I don't every every Asian porn price is tuned out because it's religious
Every Asian porn. It's always like east. You know, I mean something east is in it or just like tiny Asian wife
There's a lot of those. Yeah, tiny miniature Asian wife Asian is always in the title though. Oh, yeah, right because that's like one of the main genres
I I know what is crazy. It's crazy. Why can't we just have you mean them in roles that aren't asian specific?
Yeah, I think I did a good job at that. I don't think she had
She's still in a lot though, but that's because she's always anal right everything
Second I want to fight for and I'm not talking about Asian porn star men males. Are there any at all by the way?
I saw one. I was telling Gilbert. I saw one Asian dude
Who was american because he kept saying dude
Dude in the porn did this feels good. Oh my god. I was cool, right?
But then but the here's what he did. She made a noise like she was hurt a little bit
She went, uh, right and he goes, are you okay? It's that I was I was out
You don't want them to care. I don't want them to care
The caring makes you want them to like start crying. Yeah, because the black guy. I don't think and the white guy would
Um, yeah, they're just he would have kept going. Yeah, right. She would have made a noise would have. Yeah, you like that, right?
But he went, are you okay as soon as he did that? I was like, I'm out. Fuck you
You know, it's so funny. I always I always thought the ick was reserved for girls only
I think that might have been a legitimate ick. Yeah, what you just had got an ick
He likes when the porn guys are Asian and douchebags. Yeah, and also
Yes, not caring. We need more Asian douchebags and that I think that it's more specific. Yes
Yeah, could you ever pivot into porn you think and be the guy?
I would hurt your career that much. I don't think so. I honestly think you could be in the comedy department at the fucking adult book store
Well, like
Like it wouldn't be like in the main thing. I think they would have
That's the thing. Here's another thing. Why don't they have like genres? Well, let's think this through. Oh, let's sci-fi
The comedy action adventure. Yes, they do. Okay, and only fans say for instance Stella
If we were to build bobby like a career there like where would we start? How would we um, what's the brand?
And what would it look like? Yeah, so you got to start with your niche
And so start with your niche would have to be something one that that makes sense for you in your passions
And also that you know has a market
So we got to like brainstorm some things that you're willing to do. There is no fucking market. No, there's market for everything
There's an Asian guy. Yeah, there's porn for everything. Stella built him like kind of what he should do on only fans
I mean, I can't show my dick. She's gonna be like do anal. Oh, okay. So it's not it's not porn related
This is just only thing. No, it would have to be porn related. I don't know if I control my dick
Well, what do you do your asshole?
Yeah, do you think I would be able to do oh my god, it would be so I would subside to something where you're just spreading your butthole
Would I be able to do like moana too? I'm like, I don't think I heard Disney is pretty freaky
I heard that. No, no, no. I don't you heard wrong
You heard wrong. I feel like if I feel like if hey for $30 you can see this and they clicked on it
I showed the inside of my butthole. No, you but you'd have to say goodbye to Disney to make porn money
It's one or the other. Yeah, but I have to make that legitimate. I have to make that decision
And that's the crossroads. That's why I mean if you're doing porn you gotta you gotta live and breathe sex
You gotta live for it. I think personally like I don't think you can enjoy your job
If you don't live and breathe being naked and sexual every day, which do you he does I do
Yeah, yeah, like if I go if I get like what if I did this right?
Yeah, so the so the um, yeah explain so I'm gonna explain it right
What are you trying to do? I'm so excited. I'm not I'm just adjusting my shit right here
You know how sometimes it's frozen right in the box and this is if you for 30 bucks you can see the whole thing
Yeah, exclusive. Yeah, and if they paid 30 bucks and I went down to my pubes. Yeah, would that be enough or no?
That's your thing maybe right? Yes scamming is a thing. It's scamming
You're a scammer only fan scamming is a legitimate thing like have you ever paid on I waste a lot of money on only fans
Where I see a girl on tiktok and she's like I go to my only fans
And so I go on it and it says like exposing myself and rubbing my wet pussy
And then you click buy for $35 and it's just her and a bikini standing
You know the same same thing as an instagram photo
So you could do that and have a picture of your underwear and be like I show the full thing on only fans
And then they click and it's nothing so for 30 bucks. What should I see?
Oh, you should see everything the fallopian tubes every fallopian inside technology. See it all
I like to be affordable because my thing is okay
First of all $9 is a lot of money for some people like when I had no money $9 was a lot of money
And then what's the minimum wage?
It depends what state
But is it nine dollars used to be yeah, yeah, that's perfect. That's that's some guy worked hard
One hour and he worked for one hour to see me. Right. So for nine dollars. What do I see about you?
You see so like you subscribe and then you see nudes and little masturbation videos and then trailers and like short clips of all my
Long-form videos in the dm. So then in the dm. I sell long like anal videos and every those kind of videos
Um for between three to ten dollars. It's all right. So do you have the custom?
I mean do you have the option for like very affordable very no
I don't do customs because it's just I I take everybody's my thing is I take everybody's like what they liked
And I take their advice when it comes to customs and then I just make it into a video
I can sell to everybody got it because a custom is just you make one a video for one specific person for their specific niche
You may be charged a hundred bucks. It's just not worth the time. Yeah, so if I did look it
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not because I know you I that's the same thing as I can't watch assas
Right videos. You're now family and I can't
But hypothetically
Hypothetically later tonight at ten feet
No, that's fucking wrong what you're doing right now then say that you're not going
I'm not going to do it. But hypothetically
Which means I'm let's say I'm named him as Joe
Caruso
Love that you like it. I'm from new york. Hey, yeah, I'm from brooklyn, right?
And oh, you know and I listen to tiger belly. I hear you right joe caruso. Yeah, he goes to your only fans, right?
What are you doing?
She goes your and then he he clicked how does he get to the long form ones?
Do you send them to a different link? I send them in the messages
So like you can you know have you've been on only fans, right? There's dm. I never messaged. Okay
So there's dms and that's just how only fans works. It's the only way that you can charge more for things
So if he he would go on my page
I like thousands of videos on there and say he finds one like me with my stepbrother
And he wants to see the full 30 minute video
So then he messaged me in my dms and says hey, I want to see this video and then I send it to him
But he pays there
Yeah, so he can either send me a $10 tip or a well actually that video would be five dollars
And affordable. Yeah. Well because I want my thing is that I want people to stay
Like it's way easier to keep loyal fans
And so and I want them to to enjoy being there
so if they stay
And spend five dollars and see a full video that they can keep forever
Then they're gonna stick around next month and longer
Whereas if i'm selling videos for 50 bucks or something
Or like not showing anything for free like you don't have to buy my long videos
And you'll get more than enough like I will be I'll be pushing out my anal beads on a daily basis on my main feed
That's just like the one but at my long like 30 minute videos that I film with other guys
Those I charge the five dollars or seven dollars
Does your boyfriend get mad when you're with other guys or jealous?
No, I mean one time he did like in the beginning it was a little hard for him
But he understands because we're in an open relationship is the thing
But because of my job as well. Yeah, it's your job
And has there ever been a point where you've um like fallen in love with a co-star? Yeah
Really? Yeah, I mean I I have a problem because I fall in love with people when I have sex with them
Like I just have loving sex
And not everybody but I get that I get that which is why like I've never really officially had a one-night stand
It's always been like these three week romances. Yeah, because I
Like I don't enjoy just completely casual like detached sex
I like to know that they like me for more than just this
It just kind of keeps us and then they fall in love too
Sometimes I don't stay like I I feel in love with them for like five days and then I'm done, right?
Yeah, but I have a simple I have a simple solution
Okay, what I do I close my eyes wait. No, no, no, you told me some things recently that blew my mind, which is
you
Cannot
Be turned on unless you know that someone has like true affection for you
Is that true? What? Yes
So in a one-night stand, it's like
No, here. No, that's not even it right. Um
It has to like because people have been going well have you because we know I'm we broke up
Yeah, we were together for 10 years almost 10 years and um and I um
People are like go on go get a you know, I mean an escort
And I can't do it because I know I'm not going to get erect because it's
Transactional in that way
So it's like I need a girl to be able to make out with me and like want me and then I can get erect
Yeah, do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I can't just do a transactional thing. Is that love or that's not love
But it's that feeling that we're talking about I do understand that I want to feel wanted the thing is though
That's why sex with feeling is like everybody likes it more
They really do and that's why I as somebody who loves to make people enjoy sex
Yeah, I've had a lot of times where I'm like really like I love sex
Since then I get really into the love of it and everything and then they fall in love and then I'm like
Oh, do I like them or am I just in love with this feeling of making them fall in love?
Has it ever gotten so serious those feelings that you thought oh shit. It's jeopardizing my existing relationship
Well, okay, so the one person that I've actually really caught feelings for I still have feelings for
and
um
I don't know. I mean, maybe maybe I'll be with him someday. Maybe I'll have two husbands someday
Maybe he'll be my baby daddy. I don't know. I'm not gonna. I don't know what to do about that. I can't write it off
Maybe I will just have two husbands because I can't pick
Right, or maybe I'll make them battle it out
I literally can't decide this is a genuine issue with sorts. Obviously. So yeah big sorts dick sort. Yeah. Yeah, well
I think the homeless would lose
He has a smaller dick, but he does have foreskin
That's good. That's like and he has bigger balls. He has really big balls. You can use that in a sword fight
His balls like bangled like halfway down his leg and so then I'm like, do I want a bigger dick?
Or do I want foreskin with bigger balls? Wow?
That's a dilemma. That's a dilemma. This is a real dilemma for me
Like I if if he didn't have his bigger balls and foreskin, I probably would have left him already
That's why I think god fucked out. We should have been like mr. Potato heads
interchangeable parts
Right. So, you know, I mean, no so that I can like, you know what I would love that
I just made a lot of money this month. I'm gonna get a Shaquille O'Neal dick
Yeah, you know, you can go to the store and then just attack detach my change it out
We got okay. So guys in porn do a lot of crazy shit to their dick, but this guy I met recently
He is getting rods implanted in his dick. He already got one and he's gonna get another soon
And he's he sent photos of it too. It's like bloody and everything
Wait, is it permanent placement or you can take it out? No, it's like he's getting the surgery to permanently
Make it girthier and longer
Yeah, I saw a guy at the company store. He got his dick and it looked like a hammer
Wait, what? It looked like Thor's hammer. Would that compromise like the nerve that's
I think I think at some point it's gonna get some bad infection and just fall off. Yeah
That's that's gonna be what happens. He's like when the people tattoo their eyes. It's like, I don't think eyeballs
I don't yeah, it's like you're you're gonna lose it. Don't don't mess with it
But people do and in porn they also a lot of guys put a pump inside their dick and they just pump it up when they have to film
How do the pumps work? I have no inside their dick. Yeah, it's inside their dick and they just pump air into it
Oh, whoa
Whoa, yeah, it's crazy. Why'd he money can buy anything when it comes to no, I'm thinking I'm thinking whoa, where is that?
No, because now it's like you can probably make your penis look like something else
Oh, probably. Yeah, how would you make yours look like like a gourd? No, I already know. I like the idea of a Thor hammer
Yeah, that's that's a first thing. You know, I'll tell you who me who Groot
You want to your dick to look like gives give splinters
Like a tree animal. Yeah, you don't want to but not Groot not teenage Groot
That's not teenage. That's ridiculous adult Groot. You know how the body modifiers cut your tongue?
He died and or never and then he grew back. Yeah, you just cut your tongue. It's that's a good idea
And it's like split your dick tip. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah multiple heads like a little I could fuck two two people
Well, we never have you seen the double dick guy. No, I don't want to see those. I don't want to and he does porn too
He has two and he can he has two penises side by side and they're big too full-grown penis
Yeah, and it's and then he'll he'll dp a girl about one in the button one in the same time
I'll do one better. What's God's little you can look it up God's little enemies one of his enemies like hydra or hydra
With the one with the three heads. I'll do hydra three dick. Yeah, I'll have three digs. Yeah
Wait, can you pull that and then you'll fuck girl with three boobies?
Yeah, yeah, because there's girls like that too. They have a boob right in the middle
But he's not a boob guy. And then I'm not a boy. You could do something with your vagina then
What yeah, you know what I would suggest she needs a triple vagina and you need a triple dick
I want your there's going to be some tattooing involved and maybe some like
electronic double dick, babe. Oh my god. There he is double dick guy
I'd suck the left one not the right one. The right one doesn't one has four skin one does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, first thing
One is Jewish. What is it?
Half Jewish two religions on one cock one cock. That's a brilliant
That's brilliant dude amazing inclusive. You know what I would do now
one of every ethnicity
What do you mean? Because he is doing fucking religion. Yeah, I'm going to do ethnicity. Yeah, I'll have a chiquilil kneel
I'll have a little my own little asian one, right? I'd have a Jewish one
I would have what if it's all asian, but just different types of asian
But that's hard to differ when you get super rich. Will you do this? I think I just go off the rails. Yeah
Wait, Stella, this guy does porn. Yeah. Well, there is he was born that way. Yeah
And that would that would be hard. Have you seen man made penises?
No, they are not they can't they don't look like that. Yeah, they look like like skin sausages
Have you been with a guy with a micro penis?
No
But I've been
No, I haven't can I go back to your vagina though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's what I would want
electronics involved there's this tattoo on zaps you no, I'll tell you what it is the eye of sauron
Where does it go? Look up the eye of sauron. Okay. Hey, we're we're pussy modifying right?
Yeah, yeah pussy modifying eye of sauron. This is what I would like. I love that would we have stayed together if it looked like this?
You mean on fire like the eye of sauron, dude, this baby that is a butthole just a burning hole
Yeah, yeah more oval more oval. Well, the stretched out ones would disagree. That's
I could just light my pubic fire and it would look like that or you can go to talk about oh my god
That is what that looks like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let your puppy. That'll be cool
That sounds terrible. Yeah. Yeah. What else would you guys do on your what would you see modify to pussy modify?
Yeah, bedazzle. Is that a thing? I would love to bedazzle. I mean, I've seen a girl with two
Two vaginas. I think that was nice. It's really just she has a film in the middle of her vagina
So it's just one vagina, but there's just a thing in the middle. So now she has two holes
Do you know how it's like one of those like russian things where you open up? There's another character in it
Yeah, and another character, right? Well, that'd be cool like a vagina within a vagina
That'd be
I've always
That's cool. I've always wanted to if I were to modify I would get teeth
like
I think
It's called like vagina dentata or something like that. It's the people who yeah who have teeth that grow inside their tumors
Those are called um
Um, uh, what the fuck are they called? I keep uh, I forget but but the vagina dentata. I would get flat teeth
I wouldn't get like incisors or anything. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wait. Why what kind of teeth?
I just think that it looks really really like this is photos of this. This is what kalala wants
No
That's what kalala wants. That's what you want. She wants all molars all molars
Or maybe like the mask, you know that jim carries the mask teeth. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Yeah more comical
Dental go go go to jim carries the mask teeth. That would be an amazing halloween costume
The face is just a vagina with teeth. Yeah. Yeah
That sounds I would just like a big fat juicy like like that
Me too. That's all I like that chicle. It's big. Yeah
Those okay, so that smiles to you. I relate to that. I wish I had a fatter pussy
Yeah, I mean, I don't necessarily like wish I did but if I had to change something about it
I would just have a big fat juicy pussy like those really just fat ones because I don't have
You know how girls have outies and innies?
and I have
I have an outie
So I don't have a full outie. I feel like mine sort of in it's my outie a5. So, you know, the the innies
The innies are the ones that like
The mine's not fully any
Yeah, but mine's not fully outie either because I've seen like more outie. Yeah. Yeah and mine
I would say is not what's an outie
Butterfly lips a car
But was can I ask you and I don't I don't want I don't want you to get offended. Yeah
All right, and I want to be real with you. All right. I want to know I'll look at you on the eyes. I'm not afraid. Okay
Was it an outie before you did pornography?
Yes, okay, that's all you know, it's always been an outie and that's all I want to know. Yeah, okay
Um posse shape does not change a court, you know, like you have this idea that you have here we go
You get counted out and then rice. Here we go the lecture
Here we go. I asked a scientific question. All of a sudden I get attacked. Let's go
It's not an attack. It's more like I you know, I've told you time and time again
Don't get angry though. Do it with love. Yeah. Okay. Okay
the the structure and the anatomy
of a vagina
Doesn't change
When it gets like pounded out, it doesn't become an outie because all of a sudden you've had sex
People because mine is dark too. Like mine's kind of purple
And some guys think that it's because I've gotten fucked so much
That it's like bruise and that's why it's purple and they say this out loud. I mean on tiktok
How embarrassing
You guys just taught me a valuable lesson
And thank you. You're born with women are beautiful. Yeah, all vaginas are beautiful
Yeah, because I've seen other people's penises that fucked a lot and they look like normal penises. So what? Yeah
So there you go. Do you want to know an interesting theory though? It's not really a theory. It's my mom's it's my mom's thing
She's a doctor, right? The doctor, right? So go ahead sees a lot of vaginas and she's a nobody and we always call
Innies so the ones that look like clams, right? Like the outer lips are really big and they they hide everything
Yeah, big fat juicy pussy birth control pussies
Why because you see a lot more girls that start birth control at a really young age
Have those pussies that are like clams like clothes. So they they have
It's so interesting, but basically they don't like develop the
Inner lips as much that it doesn't change right because they started birth control at a young age
Oh, wow
Yeah
Whereas if you didn't you're more likely to have an outie where your inner lips are more pronounced and your outer lips aren't as puffy
Huh interesting
So if I was reborn as a girl to relax, all right, you would start with control young
Yeah, yeah, but there's a lot of drawbacks to being on birth control long term. Yeah, the birth control sucks sucks
And it's really the pill. It's not like all birth control. It's the birth control
Can I say something though?
I as a young man and I I want to admit something to you guys right now
And this is the first time I'm saying this. This is very interesting
When I was younger, I preferred the inner one
Right because I like but now as I get older, I like it out. You like it all
It's what it is. You've grown. You I like it all of it. Yeah, you know, I mean, I don't want to see jazz hands
You know, that's my thing. You know, I mean, you know, because I don't want to show but my point is
You know, I mean, hello my dolly. Hello
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know, like a cabaret. Yeah, but you know me a little out is great
Fantastic. That's a lot of guys prefer I didn't realize because I thought my pussy looked weird until I got into porn
Yeah, and then I realized a lot of guys prefer to see the inner lips and like they like beefy roast beefy pussies
Yeah, would you consider yours roast beefy?
I would consider it tiny sliver of roast beef because I have like a tiny bit of it
Oh thinly, thinly shaved
Yeah, it's not long long lips, but I think maybe when I it's like eating half a sandwich at Arby's if I age
Maybe it will like fall
And I'll have long lips long lips. Yeah. Yeah. Where does mine fall?
Yours is not an outie
It's some outie a little bit of outie. Would you call her roast beefy? No. Yeah. Yeah, really?
No, it's not roast beef. What food would you call her? I would say, um,
belute
I see girls eating belute
Yeah, delicious
Try it, it's delicious
You know what it is? It's like a pastrami sandwich pastrami. Oh, yeah, you know, you're right. Oh instead of roast beef
Roast beef is more aggressive
Roast beef is a little darker hers is more pastrami and a thinly sliced like a thinly sliced
I feel like I'm pastrami too. I think yeah, well, well, you can look up my pussy. I love I think we're both pastrami
Actually, because mine is probably more similar to you. I love pastrami. I love turkey pastrami
You do? Yeah. Well, maybe that's what yours looks like. Right? Yeah. Maybe because I eat it from such a young age
What does your butthole look like?
Same thing
Like a turkey pastrami? No, it's the same color. Yeah, like same coloring because my it's not pink
My butthole does not fit. Yeah, mine is the same color as my you know, it's it has some darker color to it
It's a beautiful color. Yeah, you have a dark butthole. Do you have a pink one? I I refuse to look at it
Do you know he has tea? I'm telling you Stella
It is like enraging how beautiful his asshole is
Will you I have a theory about this men have like perfect assholes. Well, not all of them
Yes, but even my like the two guys I fuck they're they have the most perfect light pink perfect butthole
I'm like, what is my pain? Would you like to see it? I would like not to show
Okay, I would like not to show right now. Thank you. I mean, no, I'm only doing this like just too basic
Sweetie, I'm telling you your ass. Can I show you first before I show it to her?
Yeah, show it to me. So there's no poo bits, but she's the anal princess
Yeah, I don't yeah, but I was all day long. I understand that but it's like
You know what? I'll tell I'll look a photo it. I'll look at a photo later when you start only okay
No, I know I'll I'll pay $30. Fuck. I'll I'll literally get $30. Fuck you. I'm not afraid, right?
I'm just trying to figure out like show me first. All right. Let me show you first. Okay
Okay
I
Really Bobby, I think this is a normal thing. Yeah, we gotta make it more clear actually
Yeah, put it straight into the camera. You have some toilet paper bits there. That's okay. Good thing. We checked
That's enough. That's enough. Well, it's what pink honestly. It's beautiful
So there's a toilet. Just try to like look how fucking embarrassed. Hang on try to look at the toilet paper bits
No, I'm gonna wipe it. I would be so happy
And not he's think you know what's even more enraging not a single hair. That's what's amazing
I've had to wax my asshole my whole life
And you look at his and you're like and I'm like what the fuck is he generally hairless
Yes, he only has like patches of hair on his thighs. Very he is way more hairless than me. It's beautiful thing
I know it's life is so unfair. I know he would be great and porn hairless. He really would I well
um him and I were talking about
Um, whether or not we should compete
We didn't know if we wanted to do it on like feet finder if we should both submit ourselves
I don't know how it works. Yeah, I'm curious. I'm really curious who would make more money
Just your feet on just feet or just ollie fans without nudity
My my guess is would make more no because people have a real curiosity for what his feet look like
Because we've always talked about it having being like fungus the riddled with fungus. Oh, so they're fucked up feet
Or I wiped it with more toilet paper. Oh my god. Let me check with you first. I'm really excited
I've made a I wiped it more toilet paper. Maybe there's more bits
There's one you added more. I might have added more bits to the
Sweetie how we have a bidet
There's not one downstairs. You're right. Okay. Show me come on
This is a normal don't feel pressure if you don't want to you don't have yeah, I'm not gonna pressure you
Yes, you're body. There's still some but then it she was she was normal. I like normal butts normal butts are good
We're not doing it. Please show stella your butt. I'm a perfectionist
We were just talking about who would make more money on ollie fans. You're kalayla. She would 100%
He would there's absolutely
Do you know no nudity just feet
Do you think more people are interested in I think there's more curiosity for that's that that's the trick. Is it like curiosity?
He looks like he has nice feet. All right stella. Do you have problem?
I'm so uncomfortable right now. I'm so insecure right now. All right
Is there totally people on my feet?
Is that something we could do like
Get on only fans for a month just as an experiment to see who would make more and then pull out after a month
That's like probably the best way because not everybody wants to commit to long-term only fans long-term porn lifestyle
But maybe you just want to make money for a month and show people something intimate and then just peace out
Do you know? Yeah, let me think about it. Just get rich off sharing your feet
I first have to call my lawyer to see what the fuck the thing is with disney. Yeah
I want to know what does he really want to work with disney because disney owns abc and marvel and marvel
Yeah, but you could be a porn star. I know but that's what at a 50 if they're watching me at 51 years old
Then and there's no age. I could probably do it forever. Yeah, but you're protected under the umbrella of it was a
comedic bit I did so yeah
I go into the fans for a month and you you put yourself out there. We compete
You know, oh, that's true comedic bit. Yeah, I mean, I would say
I would I would say give up on disney and just go porn but you know, yeah, but also then what would I do in porn?
Anything you want. So I how do I like I think you should do butt stuff
I think you do with another guy
If you're only fans just you every time you take a shit you just film yourself wiping and that's oh my god
You could just film yourself shitting just every morning. Just your facial expression
It's they do expression porn because there's going to be one guy most peak guys are going to laugh at it
Yeah, it's funny, but there's one guy in ohio somewhere in a basement
Jerking off to it and he's going to go i'm going to get that
Yeah, but you know sweetie as some i'm at hilarity is in cleveland and all of a sudden he's there in the front row
I'm on your only fans. Yeah. Yeah
How's that any different from like, you know comedy fans now?
But what i'm saying is if I had your pristine asshole?
Oh, I would have been on only fans. I feel like you're manipulating me right now into I feel like number one
I feel like number one. You're the only one that says that my butthole is pristine
I feel like it's a trick. Let's show you gotta show it to more people. I have to show it to gilbert
Yeah, I'd have to show it to gilbert. Show it to everyone in the room before me for you
I'm gonna take her word for it. No, no, no
No, fuck you dude. I thought we were friends that show me your butthole. I will be honest about it
Be honest about it. If there is toilet paper, then I will be a little upset. But someone just wants to take the toilet paper
Can you look past the toilet paper and just look at it? It's part of the package. It's part of the package
Buttholes are beautiful. Honestly. They're so cute
Well, I wish I could just see it. It's very clean. I will say I don't understand why there's still toilet paper
You just wipe your asshole
The toilet paper, but there are a lot of toilet paper. It's like you look it's like freckles of white dots everywhere
How do you you just wiped your butt? You need to use baby wipes when toilet paper
I know how about any wipes?
Or you have ones that clean the counters what I got?
You're gonna hate this. I mean the lice all the Myers all purpose spray
Kyla, you're right. It is very even the hairs even the hairs that are there. It's almost like a chef took tweezers
Precisely put them like in a spiral. I purposely did that
Okay, I go to the Korean spa and I personally those
Jiminy
Jiminy larsa and alisa. Who are they? They're my three hairs
Narsha and alisa, okay? I like Jiminy
Jiminy do you have butthole hairs?
Yeah, how many I have like a few above my butthole like in the crack. That's sexy. That's like pubes
Yeah, but they're like they're like almost they're they're too light. They're not dark
So they're too light when I get lasered like there's a hair removal. They don't they don't ever go away because they're not dark
You yeah, so I just have some little hairs up there. Which are cute now. You don't work when you're on your period, right?
I do. I work all the time. I'm on my period right now and I'm working
Really, yeah, I mean because you can do anal anytime
Oh, that's right and but but also I have I've made so many pornos on my period using my pussy
And I used to just put a tampon up there
Way up deep and then I learned from all the porn girls that they just buy makeup sponges at the store
And put makeup sponges up their pussy life hack and which makeup
It's just the write it down. Yeah, just but they I thought it was the big like beauty blender
It's tiny like girls will take the big beauty blender and just cut a little sliver off it
Yeah, just shove it up there and it it will make it can I ask another question?
May I ask another question? Please ask so many. I will. Thank you so much
When you're on your period ladies
And you and you have sexual intercourse with a man. Yeah with a penis
Does it feel different or does it hurt?
I'll say this sometimes period blood can be really drying even though sticky
Yeah, so there's times when I have sex on my period and if it's a little bit rougher that it can feel a little sore afterwards
But I'm super horny on my period exactly what I was going to say too
But you're horny on your period. I'm more horny and more sensitive on my period
So like sex feels intense. I love period sex. Yeah. Have you ever had a guy eat your vagina while you're on their period?
Yeah, yes, all girls have I think you're that's just not I've never had a guy that's like not really liked periods
I would wear a bib. I think yeah, so
So it's always been fine, but I usually have a tampon red lobster. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, so if they eat your pussy
If they eat your pussy while you have a tampon in then it's just normal you just shove the string up there
They don't even know you're on your period and you don't have to do finger work exactly
You can if you want with the tampon in there
Why are you acting like we've never done this while I've guys have never done a period? Are you scared of period sex?
No, I love it. He's not he takes it. I'm asking like a professor
I'm asking like a scholar a science guy. Yeah a scientist. Yeah, I want to know right
Okay, so it feels even more pleasurable
Yeah on your on your period. Yeah, it really does. Wow. Yeah
Hey, can I ask you another? I'm not gonna say keep asking. I'm just gonna ask. Yeah, go ahead
Has there a bear situation when you're with a male guy in work, right and you didn't want to do it?
No, because I've only ever worked with
Three guys. Oh, you vet them because well, I fuck my boyfriend on only fans, right?
And then the second porn guy that I ever fucked was for my Pornhub videos
Alex Adams who is also the man that I have feelings for
Yeah
He's the guy who used to do strictly gay porn and then he moved. Yeah
He used to gay porn for nine years. I think and now he just says straight porn. Oh, so he's bisexual
Yeah, he's mostly straight, but he can take a he can take a pounding in the ass and he likes blowing
Yeah, he loves blowing. He actually says that like he says that he's straight
Except sometimes he just wants to be forced to jerk off like 10 guys in a parking lot. Oh, hello
Yeah, that's a day. Yeah, I took a nap after that. I and I'm him and I are so similar like that
10, uh, that's a lot. Yeah, just force. Yeah. It's like, you know, Keith moon playing the drums in the hoop
That's one of my dreams. I want to have just like so many dicks all around me
Really? I think a lot of girls have that dream like I think so
I don't I think all the attention
That is like my number one of all fantasies is like being placed on a butcher block
And just like that's like anytime I want to tap into like my horny a selfie
Let's say porn is not at my disposal and I have to imagine it myself
I've had something just like that too where I'm like laying in a chair and there's like 10 guys watching me
Yeah, let me ask you something sweetie. Yeah, we're broken up, right? Right. So let's you're asking me if we're broken
Yeah, we are so five years from now
If you were in a gang bang
Yeah, I'd like leave six guys six. Let's just suppose it's in this scenario. She's on a butcher block, right? You're not right
And you know, you're you getting dicks in your faith, isn't that and then you see a dick familiar to you
Yeah, and it's me. Yeah, would you blow it or would you push me away?
No, I would honestly I would never push you away. I feel so similar to you
I'm gonna ask you the same question if would you laugh if you didn't know I was at there and then you see my dick would you laugh
Would you laugh? No?
Yes, you would no, I wouldn't because I I'm like a very sexual person to the point where I will eat a dirty homeless man's ass
Okay, so when I am in the sexual moment nothing matters
I just want to please everybody around me and I honestly do like I would not laugh at anybody literally anybody
Because it's just hot to see somebody horny to me. I think I agree. Yeah. Oh my god
I think that I prefer
I think I think the only ick I ever got from a guy while we were in the act of sex was when
Like right before it he almost tried to like cover himself and he
I was before he came no no no like right when he was like coming inside the bedroom
And I looked right at him and he was like like kind of like, you know insecure about his
Package. Oh, yeah, that's an and I was like, oh no, I'm out
But like I still went through with it
But like psychologically I was out because it's like when I like to see him like like just reckless abandoned
Fully horny not giving a fuck not fully clean. I don't care what I smell like just ravage me, right?
Yeah, so it's like if it's go time. It's go time. Who cares?
Exactly. Yeah insecurity is a big ick. I think
Oh, yeah, okay, especially for me. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not like that
Wait, do you know what in a lineup? I yes, I'd like this Stella if you would like to show me your butthole
You can show your butthole to me at the same time. Is that the game we're playing?
Yeah, we both show our buttholes
To her at the same. Yeah, you're not seeing my butthole
We how about this you can show her you show you your butthole to her while she's showing her it to me
What can I see her butthole? No, no, no
Yeah, no butthole if you show me yours. I'll show you. How is that a fair?
exchange
I'll show her butthole. Yeah, because I why is your butthole protective? I'm a voyeur. I only like to
He wants to watch. Yeah, I'm just wants to watch. She's got a legal team. Where's his protector?
If you show me yours, I will show you. Yeah, but you don't have to show me yours. I'm going to show you yours
Here's the deal, okay, let's let me control this conversation video is demonetized
It's totally been demonetized. I don't want to sexually assault you and like make you show me. I'm not. No, I'm
Man, I know how to do
Whenever I want to show my butthole, right? Yeah, here's the deal. Okay
Um, you're so shy. I'm not shy
I'm trying to
Because people are listening right now at home. Yeah, right. So I need to explain certain things. All right, explain
So number one, right? Honestly, because you know, there's I know a couple of porn stars, right?
And I try if I see their porn like if I'm on porn hub because I know them
I just feel like I can't watch them, right? So with Stella, right? I'm trying to you know, to me
You're a podcaster and an entertainer and I don't want to look at you. I think you're very beautiful
I know, but you're a sexual person. You're very sexy. Okay, but I'm not what I'm saying though
Is is that I am looking at you as you know, my peer, right?
But I for this purpose only I will show you my butthole anytime by the way you give that speech to asa
She's always like that makes me so sad anytime. You're like, I don't want to view you as a porn star. She's like, why not?
Yeah, look because you're my friend as well. You call your little sister too. I don't want to be a friend
I want to be I want to be all right. I will show you my butt next door
Aim it this way though like more
Just so she can get a better view how many white things are in there, you know, the white things I got
You know, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god. You have a tattoo on your ass
Wait, did you want to wipe your ass more time with water? No, I don't think Stella cares guys. I don't care. I see you guys
I see you for water
I'll spread it for you. I'll wipe it for you if you want me to
Wait, babe, I'm directing
Get it hard. Get it hard. Get it hard
Okay, okay, can blur all this
Oh, yeah, there is some oh my god. Our buttholes look the same
Yeah, he has kind of a dark butthole. You are so far away. She couldn't see the toilet paper. No, I saw the toilet paper
It's so tight. How do you even poop out of it? Isn't it so pretty? Has anything ever gone in it? My poo looks like angela or pasta
I've never
He has never let me put anything up. Nothing. Show your butthole. Nothing's ever gone in there. Show your fucking butthole now
But what if it's 30? Okay, go ahead. We don't care. We don't care. Do that way. Yeah
Oh, yeah, you have a perfect asshole Stella
That's like very good. I
It's very very good butthole. It looks like very very good. You can't have a friendship. No, yeah, I would say I saw pastrami too
I want to go to a deli
Doesn't hers look exactly like mine. Yeah, very good butthole. It's almost as if nothing's been in there
I know and it's three years of daily pounding
Yours yours looks so tight like it literally was like the skin was stuck together. It was
There was no hole like it was just it was just flat. Yeah, when you pull a sticker, it's just like yeah, that's who residue
Yeah, yeah, thanks
No, it's too rough with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have the butthole your turn the butthole stretches back. Let's do everyone's buttholes
I have a legal team. I love I can show you my pussy. No, no, no. I don't let's not play this game
No, we're done. We're done. We're done. This is dying on youtube
Is anyone because no one can we lost money?
No, I can show you my pussy Stella. I think it's the same. Yeah, I would love to see your show
I've seen that I want to see because then I can have an informed conversation at all of this
I don't need to eat. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, close your eyes. Close your eyes
I don't grow a lot of hair. Oh, yeah, what are you doing Bryce looking at the fucking camera?
Oh my gosh, you are kind of like anything that has happened to this, right? Yeah, it's like a both. Yeah
Yeah, you have like you have like kind of fat outer lips and then you have like inner lips like right, right?
You have a cute pussy. Thank you. Okay
Hello now that we've all exchanged
Is this what you do on a trash Tuesday?
Is that what that show is? Yeah, yeah, full blown porn show and tell now we all know what each other looks like. Yeah
So now we can have an informed conversation
What I could have had one even before it Stella. Seriously. Did he add anything? You showed yours first, okay?
Are you ever in a scene? Oh, wait, you said you've only do you do
Videos with more girls and you do men
Yeah, I fucked more girls than I have men. Um, would you fuck a lion also in porn 100% 100%
Yeah, you would I think that a sexual understanding. Oh my god. I think we would be a good
We would honestly Stella the sex between you and I would be so fun. It would be amazing. Oh, yeah
If she ever wanted
Gilbert you and I
100 and you guys could film it
I wouldn't want to fuck you. I kind of want to just like like a rub like touch each other
Oh, like you guys are fucking next to us and we're you know what I went on party
Side by side pick the toilet paper stuff out of my bottle with tweezers
With tweezers, that'd be cool. I don't mind doing that. That's sexual. Wait, that's sexual. Um, but whole is god's loophole, right?
The poop-hole loophole. Yeah. Yeah is a thing because of god
That is a beautiful quote quote write that down
The poop-hole. I love that. I mean that was created all because of hold are you still on 23 young bright
Amazing and you can always be a doctor. Yeah, I can always go back like at 40. Yeah, I'm just gonna go back
How many semesters do you have left or hours?
Um for what for to get your I guess your phd or whatever
So so I finished pre-med and I was applying to med school when I
Decided to go into porn instead
So I finished all my applications
But I never sent them in because I was about to press like the 500 pay $500 to submit each one of them
And I was like I can do this family. Let me ask you something personal. We were was your family upset
Well, they my mom thought I went crazy
Like she fully thought that I needed to like go to a psych ward because she was just like out of nowhere
Because I didn't tell my mom. Oh, I've been going to sex parties for months and that I've you know been fucking
My client and they're doing anal every day. Yeah, so she didn't know any of that
So she's like, oh my beautiful good well-behaved daughter that gets perfect grades is about to go to med school
And I'm like actually I'm doing porn so that threw her for a loop, but then she realized pretty quickly
That I just I had more time to spend with her
I had more money
She didn't have to like pay for me and I didn't have to study all the time
So we could like go on hikes and vacations together. Is your dad not dad on the picture?
No, my parents are divorced, but my dad knows what I do and he's just kind of he's never really been a present dad
Like he's never really cared what I do. He's always just been like go do your thing
So that that hurt
Uh, no because I'm used to it and it also was nice because he just lets me do whatever I want
Which do you love him loved? I love my dad. Okay, my dad and I I'm more
I have more in common with my dad than I do with my mom like I'm very similar to my dad, but
He just he lives his own life now
Like he's not he's not he's not the type of dad that we'll call very often like even before I did porn
He would call me like maybe once a year. Oh
Oh, he's just like not present there, but I love my dad. He's crazy. He's like he's 62
He parties like every night
He works and he lives in london and works in finance and he just travels every weekend with his 30 year old wife
He has a new baby. Oh, wow. So you have a brother or sister
I have a little brother that's my full brother and then I have another how does your brother now just born my little brother right now
20
Does he know what you do? Yeah
Is he did he just graduate from nyu? Yeah, he just oh, yeah, I saw that no
He knows what I do and in the beginning he was like really supportive
He just thought I was super cool
Like my mom now too like she thinks i'm really just fascinating and crazy and relates to it like my whole family is adrenaline junkies
So they all kind of get it. Yeah, and my brother thought it was awesome that I was like, you know escaping the workforce and just
Live in my life. However. I wanted to yeah and making internet money, but then recently he's kind of been like
Oh, maybe it's maybe it's too easy of an out, you know, like maybe I have to work harder for
Yeah, but but that's his he doesn't he's still like one of my best friends
Okay, and I love him
But you know, it's like when you're that age and you just graduated college
You're just trying to figure out like what values in the world you want to operate with
Like he's still figuring it out. I'm telling you right now if I was an attractive
young woman
Oh, yeah, and torn and and only fans was around. I would have never done comedy
I believe you never done it. I would have made millions
Yeah, this is what most men say they're like if I was a young hot woman
I'd be making millions on only fans. I would been I think there's no there's no other choice
Yeah, it's easy. You have your own time. You know what I mean? You're controlling your business
Yeah, you get the fuck. I mean, it's just the best thing. Yeah, no disney
No disney though
That's true
Unhelpful advice. So at the end of our part first of all, can I just say this number one you really
Came through for us because we needed a guest number two, right? You're invited back any time you want to you're amazing
We I just think you're amazing, right? Thank you
You you're free like I am you know me and I like that
So at the end of our do you do want to you have any handles you want to promote something?
My only fan. Yeah, this is the camera. Yeah. Yeah, my only fans is only fans comm slash stella berry
Bary y and that's it. That's everything guys go
You're not gonna be disappointed. It's the best. I'm never gonna go
I just I just pushed out anal beads out of my ass this morning and it's affordable with no hands. Just push them out
How much
What do you mean how much you have to pay to watch that nine dollars? Look at that. That's nine gone
It's nine dollars for the head. You are the mother Teresa. Yeah of anal porn. Yeah
Yeah, I want everyone to enjoy anal the the assholes a beautiful undiscovered thing
And I just learned from stella that you can have ass orgasms. That's not true. But anyway, um, that's absolutely not true
But anyway, he is brain cancer. That's called diarrhea. Anyway
It actually does feel like diarrhea
It really it feels like you're cheating yourself and you're all sweaty and stuff
Well, that's just like how when you're right about to squirt
It feels like you just have to I feel like euphoria only comes after pain
You know what I mean? Like euphoria or like that feeling of orgasm is like only it has to involve something intense like pain
But also pleasure
No, I don't like pain. Anyway at the end of our podcast
We do a thing called unhelpful advice people have asked us
Questions and we try to answer them. Oh, I'm so excited. Go ahead. Unhelpful advice with stella berry
The soldiers are part of you my friends. My name is Zach. I come to you with relationship issues
Specifically one where lexapro killed my girlfriend sex drive this past year
We finally closed the three hour gap between our homes and moved in together
I love my girlfriend and we have a great relationship. But since we've moved in we have had rarely had sex
It's been five times in the past year and it's taken a toll
My girlfriend started taking lexapro last year and it has pretty much killed her libido
I've tried addressing it several times and she wishes she could have sex, but just doesn't I'm starting to feel pathetic whenever I ask
I need advice for someone dealing with a medicinally scented libido, uh, or for her thirsty ass boyfriend
Thank you. Long time fan of trash Tuesday and bad friends and tiger belly
if you
um
Tell your girlfriend listen, I love you. I want to be with you, but we have to make this an open relationship
That's one option one option. I'm on lexapro
Yeah, and I still have it opposite for I will say this though
I'm on a low dose right, but when I got off my lexapro
A month or so ago for just two weeks. I was masturbating like
20 25 times every day like I just was masturbating non-stop
I just couldn't stop and now like I masturbate maybe eight times a day
So it did make it go down for me. It was just helpful
But I would say I mean she has the girl has to decide does she want a relationship where she has sex
Or does she not want to have sex? I don't I think if I wasn't having sex I would get more depressed
So I would just get off the lexapro and you're only 23 at 35 is when you do your peak right your sexual peak women
Yes, that's true. Imagine what the fuck she's going to be like at 35. I know it's going to be and off lexapro
Fuck Stella's over close the door. You know
It'd be like zombies attacking with the fucking board
I didn't do any work like the two weeks that I was off my lexapro
I did no work and I would just masturbate all day long and drew my boyfriend was literally like you need to get back
On lexapro like you're not doing anything. I was like, ah, this is amazing. It's explaining
I I was on uh zoloft for a very long time
When I was 15 to early 20s and I had a really hard time. I was horny, but I could not come
Yeah, it's so painful and it took it makes you more depressed
If you can't if you're taking antidepressants that make you not able to fuck makes you more depressed
I would just I don't think life's worth living without sex. It's just not five times in a year
I would just get off the lexapro go crazy or find another one
Maybe talk to your psychiatrist and find another one that works better for your body
I mean, there are you know, I have friends on lexapro whose sex drive has not plummeted
That's something now mine's fine. Yeah, so either get on a lower dose or just
You gotta make a sacrifice. There are a lot of great meds out there on the market now
Maybe try another one and there's also really strong vibrators
Maybe that's maybe she needs just like the really really big Hitachi one
But that was that doesn't work
Then she's use a jackhammer
Is this like do we give them real advice? It doesn't know it's unhelpful. Yeah, both either way either way
It can be unhelpful. Yeah, that's what it's called unhelpful advice. Well, my real advice is also very unhelpful
Go ahead. It's really just get off the meds and just go into a just embrace the depression and and fuck a lot
Just have so much sex and just go out which if she got off it. Um, what's the point of living premature?
I'll tell you I'll tell you why why okay, because
There are people that get in car accidents
And they can't walk and they can't feel and then sex is over and they're still able to find happiness
And I'm gonna say something better something. I'd rather do stand-up than sex
Really if I could do stand-up
I might I would I would probably agree because that sounds thrilling, but I can fuck on camera
I can have sex every day. I can't imagine doing stand-up. That sounds so terrifying. I understand what you're saying
But what I'm thrilling it's thrilling
And I if I had a choice
It's a hard one, but also what you're 50
Yeah, fuck you what you've already had 50 no 40 40 years of sex for 35 years of sex
When did you lose your 30 years 30 years of sex you've had 30 years of sex to come up with that conclusion
That's other people deserve 30 years of sex before they decide they don't want it anymore
That is true. That is true. But what I'm saying though is that there's still a life
I don't want to argue with you. There's a life beyond sex. There's is a life beyond sex
What what do you do in it?
You go
You go inward right and you find
You find inward and you find peace
In your heart and you you philosophize and you you know what I mean help other you help others right and you become um
You change if I didn't have sex
I would just I would just sit and write and read all day long in my house and do nothing
No, but you would find joy you would find joy in other things and love isn't sex
No, you admit that for sure. No, we agree on that. But this woman is gonna lose her man if she doesn't have sex with him
So love a good point gets jeopardized sometimes if you can't have sex
But if you were in a
car accident and you lost all feeling
Right and your homeless boyfriend. Yeah, right rodrigo. Whatever. Let's call rodrigo because I don't want to call rodrigo
Yeah, so rodrigo rodrigo, right? Yeah, and he stayed with you
Mm-hmm, right
How would that feel?
That would be beautiful. Exactly and I you're right. We get back to open relationship
Let him get sucked off by other girls. What if rodrigo goes? What if rodrigo goes? You know what?
I've had
Sex with you. I don't have to have sex any longer. I'll just jerk off
But wait a second. Why couldn't he have sex with me though? Because even if I was a vegetable
He he would just fuck my butthole and I don't
know
Even if you didn't feel anything from your waist down, you would still let your boyfriend fuck your butthole
Yeah
Because if you want if he's gonna stay with me and take care of me and do everything for me, he has to nut
And I already just lay there
Well, you're a different kind of person. Yeah, this is more only fans content
But isn't that true that like it's harder if the guy is paralyzed and can't fuck
Because it's not like girls are riding every time and stuff anyway like even this girl
She doesn't want to have sex but like technically she could have sex like he could just she could just lend him
I think my point though is to you is that that's supposed to sort of disease
That came a new virus. Yeah, and it wiped out all women off the planet or they all died. Yeah, it was just us three guys, right?
Damn me brice and gilbert, right?
We would find joy
Don't you think in other brice
Don't you feel like though? No, no, no, no fuck no, no sex, but we would find like other ways brother brotherhood stuff
There's other joys than sex like combing horses
Right, what else could we do how long can you go without nutting three three days before it's human centipede?
I promise you that no for real though like all you think that would you you would be masturbating
Yeah, and you I know like you well brice is asleep. I know you with your little
Oh, wow
That sounds wild. Bobby doesn't do that kind of stuff. Yeah, maybe how long though in a couple years three days
No, I would pearl harbor you like it. You'd start to I would pearl harbor you sneak attack brotherhood. Yeah, bro
No, we would do we would do what we do
What polish shoes polish shoes. Yeah. Well, we do we comb horses like organize the cobblestone
Well, we do cobblestone statues. Yeah. Yeah farming farming. I would do the driftwood
Um sculpting but then what do we fuck? Yeah, that's true. You know what's strange is that if three girls if it was three girls
It was me stella and let's say ester on any. Let's go to alley any. That's Annie. Let's do alley any
There wouldn't even be we know that like we know we're gonna fuck
Let's go back to this guy. Right. Well, no, I'll say this
Three girls stranded on an island. It's just like we automatically it's like an unsaid thing
That we're gonna fuck and there's gonna no not gonna be any weirdness about it
I wish you guys would have that same type of real brotherhood like sisterhood
Right like some like to just be like, you know what man? I know you gotta not I gotta not let's do it together
I mean we jerk off and no, you know what if you want an island
I would be reborn
Into a bird of paradise at a plant or the bird the bird
Okay, and it was zipped right into your vagina mine or his. Oh, no bright. Sorry all the girls
All the girls like a hummingbird. Oh, you would you would hop on that island with us. Yeah, you're like, oh my god
Yeah, yeah, it'd be so good
Three women wonder would you be jealous if I zipped into a vagina? No, no, no, no, like, you know how you said, oh my god
I like
Watching drew like how good he fuck. Yeah
Who's drew her boyfriend rodrigo rodrigo. I don't know
Rodrigo. Yeah, but he's very christian. He's like a christian boy. I don't do more than two positions
I don't need more than two positions. I just want to see you fuck someone. Yeah
It's a beautiful thing to see your partner like
Pleasuring another woman or getting pleasured by one. Yeah, it's like, oh my god either either you're seeing them
You're spoiling. I'm gonna go to god. It feels good. I'm changing
I can't do this anymore brotherhood. You deserve. I don't deserve to cut it out. No brown robe on a mountain
There's worse in life than to have than to have an ex-girlfriend who wants to watch you fuck other girls. Hey, fuck you
It's not a beautiful thing. I think you come on
Yeah, yeah, you guys what a wholesome episode this give Stella a round of applause everybody you were wonderful
It was so wholesome so wholesome
I would say this is by far the number one faith-based podcast and exists. I think so. I'm this is my first religious podcast
Thank you. Yeah, I'm Jesus loves you
How many podcasts have you done so far? Oh, I don't know your second one or she probably done like
Five you did a Trevor Wallace's stiff socks. I did steep. I love them. Oh, you did my brothers. Yeah. Oh fuck
A while ago. Oh, that's amazing
Well, welcome to ours. Yeah
Part of the family. Thank you so much
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