TigerBelly - Ep 372: Pedo Boom Boom! w/ Frankie Quiñones (This Fool), CholoFit Creeper, & Lil Piñata

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

Bobby is Kochino. Frankie is Al Pacino in Godfather. Creeper goes from f*** the world to new age vibes. We talk hyenas, Toki Dum Dum on the road, Cholofit, the ginger vato, Latinx, and Bobby and Frankie's cry-sesh in SF.  BetterHelp: Our sponsor this week is BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.BetterHelp.com/belly

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 California love California California Is where the party California. Is where the party. California. Who me? Is where the party. East Los Angeles.

Is where the party is. Anyway, yo, what's up, man? Shit, bro. Fuck, bro. Oh, dang. Oh, dang. Got no accent. Start this one off. I know who my guest is, dog. Fuck, bro. Oh, dang. Oh, dang. Got no accent. Start this one off, homie.

I know who my guest is, dog. Fuck. A little banger, too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fucking, what's my new name, man? Little Pinata, homie. Little Pinata, homie. Right there, dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody in the hood took swings at you, homie. Nah, just playing. They do, right? So, hold on. Let me introduce you. Hold on So

Funny They did swings on me So what my point is That was really funny So anyway We got Gilbert in the room Kalilah You know we got

Georgetown over here Dude Bro I've been a fan Of this next guy For so long I follow him on Instagram Dude it's like I've been trying to exercise

through his videos. It's hard to do, bro, but especially the pool shit. You know, sometimes you're in the swimming pool. Yeah, the Cholo Aquatic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cholo Aquatic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aquatics, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got fucking famous, bro, from East L.A. You're from East L.A., right, dog? Yeah, well, you know,

San Fernando Valley, East L.A., around there. Watch represent, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got Creeper. Give him a round of applause. What's up, Creeper? You good? Thank you. Yeah, yeah, I'm, San Fernando Valley, Estale, around there. I represent, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got Creeper. Give him a round of applause. What's up, Creeper? You good?

Thank you. Yeah, yeah, I'm doing pretty good, eh? Hey, homie, we're trying to get you on the spot for a while, bro. What happened? Yeah, homie, well, you know, this and that, eh? You know, I have my sessions, eh? My troll office sessions.

It's hard to move around and, you know, schedule those. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes those are one-on-one sessions. Yeah, I know. Yeah, with the ladies, huh, dog? Most of the time-one sessions. Yeah, I know. Yeah, with the ladies, huh, dawg? Most of the time, homie, but yeah,

I like to keep it professional, homie. Oh, right, right, homie, right. So, but what, had you heard of my shit or what? Are you a fan of mine? Tiger Bellies?

Yeah, homie. Yeah, but you know who I am, bro? Yeah, Bobby Lee. Yeah, yeah, hey, what do you know me from, dawg? You know, the Mad TVs

and like a little, like a bunch of little cameos in the movies and everything, you know what I mean? Yeah, dawg. And then, oh, you mad TVs and like a bunch of little cameos in the movies and everything. Yeah, dog. And then, oh, you know what I like you on, homie? It's just the reservoir dogs, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reservation dogs, dog.

Oh, hey, reservation dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know what I'm talking about, homie. I do. Two different things, though. You know what, dog? Yeah, but I was like, dang. I knew you kind of had like a medical background, eh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm Korean, dog? Yeah, yeah. Because Korean, eh, I knew you kind of had a medical background, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm Korean, dawg? Yeah, yeah. Because Korean, eh? They're good at those calculations. Putting on their body. That's what's up, you know? Yeah, we're good at calculations, dawg.

Yeah, yeah. Can I say something? Let me compliment you, homie. Dude, you are actually fit. Your arms are fucking jacked, dawg. Yeah, you know, I don't like to go for size, eh? But I like to go for, you know, I do a lot of reps, eh? And light weights.

You know, to get a little definition. Functional. Functional training. Yeah, but I like to go for, you know, I do a lot of reps, A, and light weights. You get a little definition. Functional. Functional training. There you go, homie. You know what's up, homie girl. Yeah, yeah. You know about. So let me ask you something, dog.

What high school did you go to, bro? You know, I went to a lot of different high schools, A. But yeah, eventually I graduated to. GED, though. Yeah. Well, I was living in a studio apartment when I got my GED. Yeah, how old were you? I got out of that studio apartment.

How old were you when you got your GED? Let me see. I was about 20... I was 23, eh? Yeah, you got your GED. That's good, dude. Yeah. Congratulations, dog.

Nah, thank you. You can go to fucking junior college if you want to, bro. I could, but I'm a fitness instructor, eh? So I can make my fete like that, so... Yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to take steps back. You know what I'm saying? Right, yeah. Yeah, yeah. To the to, bro. I could, but I'm a fitness instructor, so I can make my feria like that. Yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to take steps back, homie. Right, yeah.

To the future, dude. But shout out to the junior college gente out there. Keep doing your thing. Yeah, yeah. Because sometimes they go to junior college, they go to a real school

after that, right, dawg? Yeah, homie. From what I heard, I heard statistically some of those fools, yeah, they move on to real universities. Yeah, dude. It's a universities. It's a trip.

It is a trip, right? You smoke dope in high school. You fuck around. You get your shit together in your early 20s. You go to junior college. And then all of a sudden, Harvard, dog, maybe even, dog. Yeah, homie. But fools even, they still party in Harvard, eh?

Yeah, yeah, dude. The cocaine, though, dog. That's where the whole, hey, coca and the LSD started right there in Harvard. Hey, little creeper, do you think a guy like you with a GED could ever make it to Harvard? Are there guys, are there cholos out there that represent him from the Ivy League? Yeah, it's a trip, because some of my clients, they went to Harvard. You know what I mean? Really, homie?

It motivates me, because out of all the options that they have to get physically fit or get personal trainers or qué pedo. Then they were like, hey, all the research that I did, all the calculations led me to Creeper, homie. So, you know what I'm saying, homie? Yeah, yeah. I'm very grateful for that. Yeah, yeah. What kind of books do you read, dawg? I read a lot of ones.

Recently, I read one called Abracadabra. And it was just like Little party tricks Magic tricks that you could do at parties Oh that's good Oh wow Yeah Yeah homie So you learned some shit huh?

I learned a couple things eh? Yeah yeah yeah To impress the ladies Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah You know mostly To whoever eh? You know what I mean?

Yeah yeah yeah I'm about like One love positive vibes eh? I'm not Hey I'm not one of those bros eh? Where's that chicks? And I'm like hey How's the energy in this whole room together? Yeah That's what I noticed about like one love, positive vibes. I'm not one of those bros, hey, where's our chicks? How's the energy in this whole room together?

Yeah. That's what I noticed about you, man, because there is like a new age vibe about you. Now, I'm not calling you a hippie or nothing like that, bro. That's the way you had said it, though. Yeah, yeah. There's a new age vibe about you. I saw little sparkles. Did I offend you when I said that or what?

No, no, homie, no. I'm embracing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Embrace it. It's not a negative thing, bro. I'm just saying that there's no aggression. I feel like maybe earlier in your life maybe you could have been aggressive a little bit, but you let all that shit go.

There was a time I was in a bad place, homie. I was angry at the world, you know? I felt like the world was against me, homie. So I'm like, hey, fuck the world, man. You know what I mean? Trying to hold me back. Everything's against me. But then I caught myself like,

hey, homie, that's no way to live, creeper. You know what I mean? You got to get your mind right. So what happened? I was living like that. Every time I step out, hey, who's going to try

to fuck with me or whatever? But really, it was like, hey, homie, if I was projecting that, then that's what you're going to get back. But then I said, hey, you know what, homie?

You got to switch that up. And so I started to think positive things and just do nice things for people. Give me an example. Even little pedo, like opening the door at Denny's. Let the people go first. And then eventually, homie, it helped me to feel better. And then it brought me that energy back. And then eventually it led me to being a fitness instructor. I was like, hey, I'm here to help you, homie. it helped me to feel better, eh? Yeah. And then it brought me that energy back, and then eventually it led me to being a fitness instructor.

I was like, hey, I'm here to help you, homie. All right. I'm going to get your body right and your mente también, you know? Yeah, but it's so weird to think that, okay, you had a troubled past a little bit, you're out in the streets, and then you just one day just decided to be positive. Why fitness?

I mean, how did that start? Well, because that was helping me on me so i was like hey i was working on my mind you know doing meditations and this and that like hey like um just putting out all the dumb people like nah get away from me right now yeah um don't be like don't say like that right now i don't want to be from i want to be away from your negative energy yeah and you know i try to be like hey i'm alive right now you know i have to be able to take a breath hey i'm connected to the earth and everything and it helped me to feel better homie and be more focused and then so i started to work out

to do like little cardio i'll do my little runs you know and it will generate positive thoughts no i said you owe me when my body's moving i'm thinking good things hey yeah and so it led to me hey let me take it to the next level. Hey, let me take it. And then I was looking for things around me to develop a routine, a cholo fit routine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then people started to come to me like, hey, Creeper, let me get a session. All right.

Dang, you know, so abracadabra. So yeah, it worked out, homie. Yeah. So, bro, I mean, do you think I'm fit or you think I need some fucking exercise, dog? No, I mean, it depends, homie. It's all about how you, you know your own body, eh? You know what I mean, do you think I'm fit or do you think I need some fucking exercise, dog? No, I mean, it depends, homie. It's all about how you, you know your own body, eh? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

If you look at yourself in the mirror like, yeah, I could do better. Or if you look at yourself in the mirror like, yeah, you know, then do you, homie. But you look in pretty good shape, eh? You think so, dog? Yeah, you know, like, you're very confident, eh? Because of where you're sitting. You got your toenails painted. Your toes are out.

Your legs are crossed. You're like, you're comfortable with your style. I recognize that right away. Okay, this vato is comfortable in his skin. You have a little, as I do too, we all have a pancita, homie, especially when he's a bit older. But that one looks pretty toned. There's a lot of muscle in there. Thanks, dawg.

I appreciate that. Yeah, my panza. But you know what? That size is good for you, homie, because you move good still. You're huggable. I want to hug you right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we've seen each other outside of this podcast. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, homie. We've hugged before, I think. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Not deep. Not deep. We could hug better. But we'll get there.

Yeah, we'll get there. Yeah, one step at a time, man. We don't have to be Doing deep hugs Right off the bat Nah nah I respect that Yeah yeah Where do you live dog? Oh here and there homie

What do you mean? Here and there What do you mean? Like you don't want to know What area Because other people have He's not claiming an area That's what it is

Nah nah I mean you know Yeah Could I say East LA Or what dog? I mean I'm sorry But you know I got a lot of gente there For sure you know Yeah yeah. Could I say East LA or what, dog? I mean, I swear, but, you know, I got a lot of gente there for sure, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But sometimes you fuck with Westwood. Yeah, I mostly reside in the Valley, homie, you know what I'm like? Oh, shit, dog, yeah, yeah. But, you know, I got a lot of love around Los, you know? Yeah, yeah. I represent, so. Yeah. But my grandpa's garage, eh, I got my own little center right there.

Oh, right. Cool, homie, yeah. Is he cool with you doing your exercise? Yeah, homie, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got, you know, at first he was like, hey, you know, what are you doing? Right, he was suspicious. He was just a little bit like, come on, homie.

Like, hey, you're going to be a fitness instructor, you know. But then, hence, I started coming and I started to give him feria, you know, like, hey, you know, here's to take care of you or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, all right, cool. Right. Yeah. Now, let me ask you something. You do shows too, right? Or no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, all right, cool. Right. Yeah. Now, let me ask you something.

You do shows too, right? Or no? Yeah, yeah. I do shows, homie. You do? I've seen your shows, bro. Yeah. You're funny as fuck, bro.

Oh, thank you, homie. Yeah, yeah. And do you fuck with the other, can I call you Hispanic? Is that what you are, Hispanic? I don't like the word Hispanic, but, you know. It's kind of a weird word, eh?

Right, because there's no Hispanica, right? Yeah, you know, we weird word right because there's no Hispanica right yeah you know we all heard that there's no Hispanica yeah yeah yeah but yeah

it's a little bit of a weird word what because you think I'm labeling you it feels like a label yeah but you know I'm not going to get mad at you for calling me Hispanic

you know but it's like Hispanic but that's what you are it's like isn't that what you are Hispanic yeah I mean I consider myself Chicano Latino oh my bad Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Hispanic. But that's what you are. It's like. Isn't that what you are? Hispanic? Yeah.

I mean, I consider myself Chicano, Latino. Oh, my bad, my bad. Hispanic is like a condition. Like if I were to sneeze right now, you'd go, Hispanic. Oh, thank you. You know, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds a little weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like it's a different type of word. Right. Well, there's a new word, Latinx. Do you subscribe to that or no? Nah, homie. Everybody was asking me about that, homie. Nah, I don't subscribe to it, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to be mad at you for subscribing to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. subscribe to that or no? Nah, homie. Everybody was asking me about that, homie. Nah, I don't subscribe to it, eh? I'm not going to be mad at you for subscribing to it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I don't want to subscribe to it. Dang, homie. I got nervous there. I got nervous. I got nervous. Don't be nervous.

Hey, subscribe, homie. I'm not judging, all right? No, no, bro. I'm a big fan, dude. I'm like, you're a celebrity to me, dude. Nah, eh, but yeah. It's just because gente on the calles, homie, on if you're if you were to talk to a manguero homie don't mix a little mangoes or whatever on the calles you know yeah on the streets hey and you

say hey what's latinx they're gonna be like what the fuck it's that's on me yeah it's almost like right right right yeah you're like you know latina you're latina latino latino but right next hey now they want to switch it up bring other terms it's like yeah nothing's gonna you know like stick like that homie right right statistically the gente out there they don't know that latinx they're gonna be like what all right so my dad thought it was a channel oh i saw it on the latinx channel i said no dad it's not a channel it was a segment on the how they're saying right now yeah yeah yeah it's not a tv channel of course yeah yeah yeah no no yeah it's just new people yeah. It's not a TV channel, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, no, I mean, yeah. It's just new people

trying to come up with new shit, but... I think it's a white fool back there somewhere. Ah. Like, be like, let's call him this and watch how Lookout's

gonna divide him again. Right. I tell you, homie, if you think about it, because then it's like, you know, there's gente on gente fighting,

oh, we're Latinx, it includes everybody. Like, we've been including everybody. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah. There's a white fool in the back like,

uh-huh, see, I told you. Nah, homie, it includes everybody. Like, we've been including everybody. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah. There's a white phone in the back like, uh-huh, see, I told you. Nah, homie. Right. That's a pretty good white guy, man. The impression. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome.

Oh, no, I'm not calling you white. No, I'm just saying that. Because you went, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty good. With the hand and stuff. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah. Kind of Japanese a little bit, too. That was a little Japanese. Oh, was it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm cool. No disrespect. Yeah, no, yeah. That was pretty good. With the hand and stuff. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah. Kind of Japanese a little bit, too.

That was a little Japanese. Oh, was it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No disrespect, eh? Yeah, no, no, no respect. You weren't offended by that one. No, I wasn't.

And I'm kidding. Little Creeper, do you have, like, Korean allies? Yeah, of course, homie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like us. I get love in K-Town, homie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love, I love. What do you like about us? Just karaoke, homie. Like, barbecue. Everything, homie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the gente is firme you like about us? Just karaoke, homie. Like barbecue. Everything, homie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the gente es firme, you know? Yeah.

What is gente? The people, homie. Firme means like... But gente means people? Yeah, gente. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, that was a pretty good white guy impression. Gente means people?

What does gente mean? What do you think that... Is gente people? Can we fact check that? No, no. I thought gente was the thing that you... The tattoo that disappears. Hena? Oh, that's Hena. That's Hena. My bad, dog? No, no. I thought hente was the thing that you put, the tattoo that disappears. Hena?

Oh, that's Hena. That's Hena. My bad, dog. Wait, wait. I want to ask you. Who's a hena? I thought it was a tattoo that disappears. What do you think pedo means?

Pedo? A pedophile. So you've been saying pedo this whole time? Yeah, yeah. You've been calling me pedophile? No, no, homie. What does pedo mean, bro? Oh, it means a lot of things, eh?

Yeah, yeah. Pedo, like, I mean, literally, it means a pedo, like a fart, homie. Oh, so pedo is P-E-L-O? P-E-D-O. Yeah, P-E-D-O. But it means, it literally means fart, but it can be, it's a word used to, for everything. Oh, okay, all right. So pedo is like a fart.

Pedo. But it means like, yeah. So if I, eh, dude, can I pedo on your face? Nah. I know, but. So if I, eh, dude, can I pedo on your face? Nah. I know, but you understand what I just said? Yeah, well, that was like the literal thing. You're asking, can you fart on my face? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you understand that. Let's start with the nice hug first, homie. Right, the deep hug, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, like a pedo could be like, like, hey, you going to that Halloween party tonight? Nah, I'm not going to that pedo, homie. Oh, shit, it could be used in that context. It could be that, or it could be, oh, you got pedo with that fool? Like, you got a going to that pedo, homie. Oh, shit. It could be used in that context. It could be that.

Right, right, right. Or you got pedo with that fool? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a problem with that fool? It means a lot of things, homie. Let me see. I want to see if I can use that fucking word in my own sentence. You know what I mean? Yo, man, I was hanging out with my homies, right?

And they were like, you know, let's go to... They asked me, you want to go get hamburgers or you want to hang out with pedo? Does that make sense or I mean I got the wrong I got wrong That means you have a homie Named pedo Named fart

He gets beat up a lot I don't know anybody With that nickname Oh my bad Yeah that would add A lot of confusion eh Right right Alright so my bad dude

So I don't know how To use that word I don't know how to use That word in a sentence then What's the English equivalent Would you say little creeper? Damn, you peddle on me? It's like saying shit like that shit.

Oh, yeah. Hey, you want to go watch the Red Hot Chili Peppers? I don't want to see that peddle. I don't want to see that shit. That kind of works on me. Yeah, I don't see that peddle. I don't want to see that peddle on me. Yeah, you gotta put homie in there. But Red Hot Chili a fan eh no i i'm too i i would go yeah i wouldn't go to that pedo i would definitely go to that pedo yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah is pedo can pedo still be pedophile too uh i don't know i mean i don't think so yeah yeah

yeah but probably in your neighborhood pedosos, you probably hurt them, huh? Hurt them? Oh, those fools? Yeah, those fools. You don't like those fools. I mean, who does, eh? Who's a fan of pedophiles? I hope they don't like them in your neighborhood.

My bad, that was a crazy question. That was a crazy question on my part, dude. It's obvious. You wouldn't like them, you know what I mean? Yeah, we'd fucking fuck them up and shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me ask you.

Because you're into exercising and being fit, but do you still eat tacos and shit? Yeah, homie, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I eat tacos. I have energy tamales that I have. Oh, you do? Yeah, homie, yeah. What's in them?

It's a mixture of carnitas and peas, homie. Yeah. And masa, you know? Yeah, homie, yeah. What's in them? It's a mixture of carnitas and peas, homie. Yeah. And masa, you know? Yeah, masa. It helps with your muscle recovery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, a tamale. But, you know, I put a little lightning bolt on the top,

and sour cream. Oh, right. Right, it gives it that look. And the feel, yeah. And the feel, and the feel and the feel you eat it you'll be right

is there corn in it or no yeah masa oh that's it corn's masa well you know the masa is the one

that surrounds the meat and the piece yeah I understand how tamales work I don't know if you know what masa is yeah I didn't know what masa was

but I knew that there was a corn element to it that embodies the tamale and inside the tamale is the juice, which is you saying peas and some carnitas. Right?

Did I get that correct? Yeah. Thank you, homie. Thank you for clarifying. Licks. Can you suggest me a good taco place or no? Yeah, homie. Oh, yeah. If you want to put it on here.

No, I mean, I love tacos, but I want you to recommend me a good restaurant I could go to. Well, there's good trucks and good... All right. All kinds of stuff, eh? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I like the Leo's one. They got a few trocas out there. There's one really good one in Pacoima.

Oh, that's... I drive to a lady out there. I got... That's where the familia is right there. What's good one in Pacoima. Oh, that's... I drive to a lady out there. That's where the familia is right there. What's it called? Pacoima. Pacoima's a city in the valley. I know what that is. A lot of Mexicans there. A lot of gente. A lot of gente, dude. Yeah. Now, a lot of

Hispanic Latinos call me Chino. What does that mean, dog? Chino is like, you know. No, say it. Yeah, say it. It's what, dog? Well, the literal term, homie.

Yeah, homie, I want you to be real. It's, you know, Chinese, eh? Yeah, but. It's the literal term. Right, dog, but I'm not Chinese, dog. I know, homie, but it embodies the whole, like you call me Hispanic, eh? Yeah, yeah. Like I say.

Now, if you called me Chino, can I call you a Latinx? I mean. But that math. You're right. Yeah, yeah. I feel like I, if you call me Chino, I feel like I have a Latinx in my gun, dude. Okay, I'll give you that, eh? You give me that, dude.

Right. But, yeah, yeah. There's been, you know Homies with the nickname Chino That have been around That aren't Chino Right You know

Hapo is a, you know What you call the Japanese homie Hey, Hapo Right I have a homie named Hapo Oh, you do? Yeah Is that short for like Hapon?

Haponess Haponess And what does Haponess mean? Japanese Oh, that means Japanese Yeah Haponess What's Korean in Spanish? Korean Korean and what does japonese mean Japanese oh that means Japanese yeah japonese what's Korean

in Spanish Korean Korean why can't I you got it hey bro why can't I just be Korean

why do I have to be Chino all the time Chino more that's Thai don't make me right just that name is like

people get it like okay yeah somebody call me Cochino what does that mean oh who called you that right

four Hispanic dudes in my lifetime have called me hey what's up Cochino you are honestly straight up Cochino What does that mean? Who called you that? Four Hispanic dudes in my lifetime What's up Cochino? You are honestly straight up Cochino though Oh damn I saw the hoop earrings come out It's like little piggy You're dirty Cochino is like

You're dirty I do spit, dog Yeah, like you pick your nose And eat the moco Alright, if I pick I've done that So if I pick my nose Eat the moco

You can call me cochino Yeah, yeah, yeah Is that really the literally Literal definition Is piggy? I don't know Nasty? Little piggy, I think

Little piggy Yeah, because it's cochino Right, cochino Little piggy Right, George? Yeah That's my fucking name then That's my fucking it's Cochino Right Cochino Little Piggy Right George? Yeah That's my fucking name then That's my fucking street name

Cochino Cochino dog With a K though Yeah with a K dude I'm Cochino Korean Oh dang Okay you flipped it homie

I did flip it Cause you already see The tagging on the wall Like with that K Cochino Yeah Cochino right So mysterious Does that sound dangerous dog

or what like Corchino's coming he flicked mongos at people he just flicked mongos at people and then with the K it's like he's a killer

killer with the A right right right mongos all crazy right but it's cause you're Korean yeah right if you said mysterious

dang why do you spell it with a K yeah would you ever date a Korean or what yeah homie you have homie?

Let me try to think Yeah yeah I think Yeah I have Yeah you have I mean it was a long time ago But now that I think about it Yeah

What? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you think about it? Yeah well cause I had to go Oh you have catalog It was a long time ago homie You have a catalog

I mean I haven't been with All kinds of hyenas, you know, like a crazy amount. Right, right, right. But more than 20? Yeah, homie, I mean, you know. Yeah, homie. More than 50, dawg? Right, I don't want to sound like a cochino, you know. Yeah, you know, I'm older.

Well, you're a performer, you know what I mean? You're a little older, right? But I don't look for that, eh? I'm like, you know. He either, dawg. But if you have a connection, homie. Right. And you see the sparks.

Right. And it's eh. If I'm walking down the street, I see fucking, you know. What do you call it? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What do you call a... In a...

If I... Pussy. But how do you say it in English? Like a hyena. Hyena. If I walk down the street, I see a hyena, homie. What? You see a hyena?

Like you see a girl? But a hyena's not... A hyena doesn't mean pussy. A hyena means a woman,. If I walk down the street, I see hyena, honey. What? You see a hyena? Like you see a girl? But a hyena's not, a hyena doesn't mean pussy. Hyena means a woman, a girl. It's like a chick. It's like saying, I see a chick.

What's pussy in fucking? Oh, that's... What's a cool name to call it? That's rude. Yeah, you wouldn't say panocha. Yeah. I like to say panocha. That's a cochino move right there.

Oh, that is? That's like, hey, where's our panocha? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I a cochino move right there Oh that is? That's like Hey where's a Panocha Yeah yeah yeah Well I'm cochino Fuck it Yeah okay homie yeah So if I'm walking around

And say I see Panochi Right? Panocha yeah I see Panochi right? Right? I won't turn it down I'll tell you that dog You hear me?

Is that what you're saying? No no I mean come on homie You gotta have some kind of It can't be any Right Panocha Here's my energy Right right Oh yeah yeah yeah No, no. I mean, come on, homie. You got to have some kind of, it can't be any. Right. Here's my energy.

Right, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really know you like that. I don't want to disrespect you by talking about stuff like this, man, because it's like, you know. No, no. I'm just saying, homie. Well, like I said, though, if there's sparks and the universe is like, yeah, this is cool, then, hey, homie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then abracadabra, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You may enter, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then abracadabra, hey? Yeah. You may enter, you know? Yeah. Creeper, what do you think about his painted toenails and fingernails? I mean, I respect the confidence, eh? And, homie, your toes, eh, they're good, like, symmetrical or the, what do you call it? The calculations of it?

Descending toe length. There's five. You mean there's five toes? That's good? No, no, I mean, like, the length of them, eh? Oh, shit, you've seen long shit. Yeah, no. I mean like the length of them, eh? Oh, shit. You've seen long shit. Yeah, homie.

I have a thing with that, eh? Like I look at vatos and heinous toes. Like I look at heinous toes, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But even vatos, just toes in general. Yeah. So if they're too long, do you say something? Yeah.

Oh, you have nice ones too. They're not long? They're not long? Yeah. No, no. They're like... Mine are pretty. Yeah, you have Beautiful feet

Yeah Yeah yeah She's got beautiful feet Yeah yeah No no They're on point homie Yeah yeah How about your

That gets up Okay Yeah I don't want to see your feet But they seem I mean Cause I got my long socks on But mine are cool homie

I mean you know I'm not gonna say I have the nicest feet But I have a little arch You know the arch is important right and you know right do you have a sock sponsor uh no i don't but yeah i gotta holler at hans i guess yeah yeah oh that's the only brand new wear dog pretty much they make the ones that are that are comfortable for me yeah yeah and i feel right there you know what's cool about your look is that I feel like it's simple. It's always in style.

It's classic, right? So, like, let me just, if I wanted to be Creeper for Halloween, for instance. Yeah, yeah, they're out there. I know they are. I know they are. Like, where would I get my shoes, dog? I mean, you could get them a lot of places, eh? They got, you know, they have a, you know, they go to, I mean, the Swap Meet is where I get They got you know They have a You know they go to

I mean the swap meet Is where I get mine Oh shit dog Santa Fe Springs swap meet Oh that's a good one That's a good one eh That's where I get My colored contact lenses

For $15 See Back in the day How much are they How much do they roll I buy them in bulk now homie Gracias a Dios Por eso

You know Like how many do you buy At a time I buy about At least 10 to? At a time I buy about At least 10 to 20 At a time Cause I do my My

You know I do my classes in them homie Oh yeah yeah I'm doing construction So sometimes they They come apart or whatever Right right You know

And I like them to be worn in También so So it's good eh But But you can get them a lot of places Now they're available Right right Yeah

But I get them at the At the swap meet Right But este You can get them on the of places, eh? Now they're available. Right, right. I get them at the swap meet. But you can get them on the Amazons también, eh? Yeah, yeah. That's what they're called? Tambien? Tambien. No, no.

Tambien means also. Oh, also. My God. Tambien. Hey, how long you been living in LA, homie? I know. Homie, I don't have time to learn every language, dog. I know.

But give them all the words you do know. You know a lot. All right. Spanish words you mean? Yeah. Yeah. La hamburguesa. You know, but give them all the words you do know. You know a lot. Alright. Spanish words you mean? Yeah. La hamburguesa. You know what that means? La escuela, dog. Cantar.

Yeah. I know you can cantar, homie. I can cantar, dog. At the karaoke, dog. Yeah, yeah. What's your go-to karaoke, homie? I don't have one, dog. The streets are my karaoke, dog. Oh, okay. What's up go-to karaoke, homie? I don't have one, dawg. Okay, I still see it. The streets are my karaoke, dawg. Oh, hey. What you doing with that K, homie?

Hey. I have the machine and everything in my car, dude. I just bust that out, man. Oh, that's what's up. Right? What else do I know? Puto. Oh, fuck. Puta.

That's a good one, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you should use earlier if you were down for whatever. Like, hey, when I see the puta, I say, hey. Oh, I could have done that right right and then

La Cienega is that one is La Cienega one yeah yeah that's one it's a major El Segundo El Segundo

yeah yeah what else Los Angeles Los Angeles Los Angeles Los Files yeah Los Files

yeah yeah that's all the shit right San Diego's one yeah yeah right like a whale's one? Yeah, yeah. Whale's vagina or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. La mesa? La mesa means what?

The plane? No, the table. The table. Could it be a plane, though? No. That's Avion, homie. I got scared. Really, la mesa is a table.

It's the table. La Mesa, the table. So when I say, yo, put the fucking tamales on La Mesa. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dang, good. I'm learning, right? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, puto. Yeah. Hey, puto, cochino said right now, put the tamales. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is puto bad? Yeah. For me.

Not in the Philippines. It's a rice cake for us. It's a delicious rice cake. Oh, yeah. That's a trip. That's a yeah, yeah. Is puto bad? Yeah, homie. Not in the Philippines. It's a rice cake for us. It's a delicious rice cake. Oh, yeah. That's a trip. That's a trip, dude. No, no. If you go back to the Philippines

and you're like, hey, I want puto, it's a sticky rice cake and we eat it with mango and like this chocolate syrup with brown sugar. So if I went up to like a guy, a Latino, right?

And I go, puto? And he goes, what'd you say, homie? I go, would you want some? Would that get me out of the situation? If I walk up to you, bro. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, yeah.

But it depends how quick you bust that little cake out. Yeah. Because that fool might be. I know. I would probably wait three seconds. Let's play it out. Let me see if I count. That's a.

Yo, dog. Puto. What'd you say to me, Wumi? You want some? Boom. Aw, dang. Aw, dang. I think that was a...

That was a good scenario. That was a good scenario. I felt like I was on the fucking cusp of getting shot. Yeah. Right? And I just, don't you think? I just did that on the head. Honestly, it was like, one more second and you would have been shot.

I would have died. I would have died. Because my first instinct was to give you a chance to clarify yourself, you know? But some fools might not do that. Right. But I feel like, hey. And I would have to have puto with me. But the fact that you're the Chino vibe, it would have maybe gave a little leeway.

Like, hold on. Let me give this fool a second to maybe he doesn't know what he's saying. Oh, that's so interesting to me. But if you were just, if you were another. Latin dude. Latinx or whatever. Latinx, yeah. No, this fool knows what he's saying to me right now.

Right. Yeah. Here's what I would do. I would do it as a question mark. Do it, say it again. me right now. Right. Here's what I would do. I would do it as a question mark. Why don't you say it again? Why don't you say it? Right. So instead of going,

puto, right? Puto. Right? Yeah, so if you do it as a question mark, it gives it that fucking three, four second leeway, right? Don't you think though, dog? Say it, say it.

Try it, Tim, try it. All right, let's do it again, right? Hold on, hold on. No, don't laugh second leeway, right? Don't you think though, dog? Say it, say it. Try it to him, try it to him. All right, let's do it again, right? Hold on, hold on. No, don't laugh, dog. All right? All right, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Puto?

You say what's up for like, what's up? What's up? Puto? What? Your accent, Jay. Sorry, sorry. Hold on, hold on.

Well, I'll do it as good. Sup? Puto? Wait, Sup, puto? Wait, what, homie? Wait, hold on. Let me try to play it for you. No, no, no. I've got to be real, too.

Dude, I've got to be real, too. Yeah, dude. You're making me laugh right now. No, wait. Yeah, homie. All right, so you're doing your thing. You're talking to other people? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I'm with my friends then, too, dude. Right? What's up, homie? No, wait. Alright, so you're doing your thing. You're talking to other people? Yeah, yeah. So I'm with my friends

then too, dude. Right? What's up, homie? Yeah, what's up, dog? Look at this fucking guy right here, man. Oh my god, why? Bust out the bag. Okay, I got the bag. British all of a sudden. Hey, bro, I got the bag, dude. Yeah, yeah, give me the bag, dude. I got the stuff, man. So I'm gonna hide this bag behind my back. Okay, okay. Go, go, go.

Sup? Hey, what's up, homie? He fucked up. You fucked it up, dude. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. One more time. Let's not do the... Okay, ready?

Give me the bag. Hey, man, man. Here's the bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sup? Hey, what's up, homie? Puto? What'd you say to me, eh?

Puto? Oh. Puto? What'd you say to me, eh? Puto. Oh. Puto? Yeah. It's a Filipino bread. Puto. Not for reals, eh? Yeah, dog.

That's what they call it? Yeah. Google it. Damn, what a trick. Let me try some. See, there we go. That was it. Damn, that's one love right there, homie.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That's what I felt too. Yeah, yeah. What are your thoughts on Filipinos and do you think that we're- Are we chinos? Are we chinos

or are we more like part of the Latin community since we were colonized by Spain también? Yeah. I mean, you know, everybody knows that. You guys are like, you know, the Mexican Chinos yeah

because if you go to fucking the Philippines dog right their money's called peso dog yeah there's a lot of similarities only like the familia the food

right it's like you know come in here the boxing the lumpias are like los taquitos boxing

you can relate the love for the boxing we're brown as fuck yeah yeah yeah do you think our lumpia got Spanish names our lumpia Got Spanish names Our lumpia really is Our taquito

It's a taquito yeah Oh shit Yeah But I fuck with all that Homie the pancet There's even one called Teniguan Or teniguan

Teniguan Teniguan Yeah it's the The pork blood The pork blood yeah Pork blood stew What do you mean Is it good

Yeah so good Vinegary delicious Yeah it's bomb, homie. And Creeper knows. He knows what's up. Yeah, Creeper knows. Have you been to the Philippines, Creeps? Nah, I almost went this past summer, but then nah, you know?

Yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it. But I want to go, homie, yeah. I got familia, yeah, that were like married into. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know that, man. Yeah. So it's like, eh, you know?

Yeah yeah yeah What island do you know Or do you know There's a lot of islands Yeah 7000 There's 7000 islands They try to explain it to me

You know Yeah yeah yeah And I was like what Yeah like that That's crazy homie They told me that pedo I was like They told me that pedo

Oh It was 7000 I said what homie Yeah Yeah yeah You know what I'm gonna do Not now But 10 minutes know what I'm going to do? Not now, but 10 minutes, some soon, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to sneak in a pedo. Oh, a real pedo.

No, like I'm going to try to sneak it in naturally. Okay. All right. So just, you know what I mean? It's a little thing that people can watch out for. Okay. How does you, do we just, A, we just play it normal? Do we acknowledge it like, there it is?

Boom, boom. Yeah. Yeah. we just play it normal, or do we acknowledge it like, there it is? Boom, boom. Yeah, you know what, dude? I want everyone to go boom, boom. Okay, all right. Boom, boom? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like that boom, boom. Like, so boom.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But later. Don't even think about it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not even tripping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When's the last time you fucking, how long does that take the mustache to grow? Months for me. How much? In months, homie.

Almost a year for this. Oh, really? How long did it take yours? 43 years, dog. Yeah, I had to commit. Oh, because chinos, it takes a long time. Dude, I can't even get, bro, I can't even grow a beard, bro. Yeah, but homie, I remember when I was young and I'd be like,

I can't wait. I could grow a bro child like that. I'll feed him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, homie, it's, I remember when I was young, eh, and I'd be like, damn, I can't wait. I could grow, you know, I could grow a brocha like that, all female, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, homie, it's like, yeah, I'm grateful for this, but I got to trim all the other areas of my body, homie. A lot of maintenance, eh? Right. I got to, for the taint, que pedo, and all that, you know? I like the, like, what is it called, like the cantine floss?

Yeah, yeah, just the edge right here? Yeah, like right here. Yeah. Yeah, that's cute. Bro, my favorite Yeah, like right here. Yeah. Yeah. That's cute. Bro, my favorite You like that one? Yeah.

That's a look. That's a very distinct look. It's a classic look. Damn. Bro, my favorite kind of movies are westerns, bro. And I love you guys in westerns.

You like the westerns? Oh, you guys? You talking about Latinos or Chicago? Yeah, Latinos. Weren't they in the fucking westerns and shit? Yeah.

We don't need to. We had a lot of white folks playing us back in the Fucking westerns and shit Yeah We don't need to We had a lot of white folks Playing us Hey boss We don't need to Rob the bank tomorrow We can dance And you know

Party tonight You know We can do it next week You know what I mean I like that What movie was that Yeah What storyline was that

The place in the bank Don't rob the bank Hey We can rob tomorrow Bro Come on dude I didn't do it like that dude You know what I mean I love this movie in the bank. Don't rob the bank. Hey, we can rob tomorrow. Bro, come on, dude. I didn't do it like that, dude. You know what I mean?

I love this movie. Creeper, what are your thoughts on how Hollywood portrays cholo culture? Oh, man. It's getting better. I'll say that. But, you know,

there's always like, they always kind of miss the mark in some way. Yeah. Whether it's the accent or it's the words, it's the vocabulary, homie. You know you know they'll be like oh hey you know they'll say something like what like a little bit off hey all right right right right or the the the ropa homie the the clothes the the wardrobe right be off you know yeah it's like come on that's not a penultimate

it'll be like a you know like something from levi's or something from Levi's or like the flannel Levi's shirt buttoned up. Like, hey, I'm a cholo. Oh, right. They don't do that. They don't do that, right? Yeah. Fuck Hollywood and all that pedo, man. Boom, boom.

There you go, homie. Boom, boom. Machaco Chino. Yeah. What happened to the boom? All of us at the same time. Everyone was supposed to do boom, boom, boom at the same time. I don't know what the fuck happened.

Oh, I thought you were going to. Yeah, yeah. What? What the fuck? I thought you were gonna What? What the fuck? It was too smooth I thought you were literally You were going to literally gonna fart That's what I thought homie Oh good

I thought that too I don't have a fart in the fucking gun right now I thought you were gonna fart I was gonna throw the word Dog I was gonna throw the word Rewind We misunderstood

I have to do it again later then Yeah Was that good usage though? I think so Dog, I was going to throw the word peddle in a second. We misunderstood. I have to do it again later than that, man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Was that good usage, though? I think so. I said, bug, huh? You went all that peddle.

It was good on the usage, eh? But I wasn't clear in the beginning. I wish I would have been clear. But congratulations on the way it was smooth like that, you know? Right, right. All right, dude. All right, so I did do it right. Yeah, yeah.

And it was smooth, eh? You were kind of like lean back you weren't like I'm about to drop it yeah yeah yeah I did it like you know what I mean

casually yeah yeah yeah and realistic dog it was good that was good homie thanks dog you know what I was thinking

this could be a good business if they do you know movies with you know Latinos and about all that your culture and whatnot.

You could be hired by Hollywood to be on set and correct shit. A consultant. Like a consultant. Like wouldn't you be a consultant on set? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know,

yeah, I've been, you know, uh, este, there's a show called this phone Hulu and I was a consultant on the set. Oh, let me tell you some of that show. You know, I, I talked to. And I was a consultant on the set. Oh, shit.

Let me tell you something about that show. You know, I talked to my, I have a homie named Andrew, right? Santino. He's a comic, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's got a fucking freaking. Yeah, the ginger bottle. The ginger bottle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you guys call him? Canelo? Yeah, yeah. I don't want to put him on blast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's our Canelo. He's too tall to be Canelo.

You're right. You think he's talented or not? Not so much, right, Don? Who?. He's too tall to be Canelo. You think he's talented? Not so much, right? Who? The Ginger Vato? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got good work ethic. Yeah, good.

That's good. He's funny. He's real sharp. He's like, you could tell, like, all right, this fool is like, he's got that like, hey, I'm a machine. I wake up at this time every day. He's got that kind of vibe. Like, hey, homie, congratulations.

Like, you're not not gonna knock my socks off But you're representing But my socks are hard to knock off Yeah yeah yeah I get it Because they're so high up But my point is Is that

Yeah but that homie right there Dude was like Dude you know what Show's great I go what He goes This fool They're like Hey we can rock the bank tomorrow goes, This Fool.

They're like, hey, we can rub the bed tomorrow. We don't have to rub it right now. That's the best episode of This Fool. I swear to God, he was telling me, dude, he was like, that's the best comedy out right now, This Fool. Our buddy, Frankie Quiones. Frankie Quiones is the star of it, right other mexican dude i love that guy what's that other guy you said it wrong it's kiones

yeah frankie kiones with a hard k frankie kiones Quiñones. Quiñones. Boom! There it was. That was a pedal. Pedal, dog. Yeah. Thank you, dude. That hurt.

Yeah, that one felt a little forced. It was as good as the last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was still right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Six out of ten. That was like, you know, my butthole wanted to do a rape whistle. That's how forced it was. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt do a rape whistle. That's how forced it was. Yeah.

I felt that energy. Yeah. It was air rape. Wait, so back to Quiñones. My bad. Yeah. Frankie, Quiñones. Whatever, bro.

No, you can never whatever. Quiñones. Like it's like, okay, homie. Like with a K. K-E-E-N dash yo dash nes. You just got to remember the yo. Quiñones. Quiñones. Yeah. Boom. Quiñones. Boom, boom. Like with a K K-E-E-N Dash yo Dash Nes You just gotta remember that Yo Quinones Quinones Yeah

Boom Boom boom Boom boom dog Right But he's That fool's in it Right I think he is the fool

I don't wanna say it again dog Yeah yeah homie Yeah yeah I don't wanna say it again dog Chris Estrada Yeah yeah yeah But the other Mexican dude What's his name? Chris Estrada

That dude right there Bonnie motherfucker right there. Hell yeah. Yeah. I have another friend who's black that's on it. Yeah. He's great. Jamar Neighbors.

Yeah, he's great, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My crush. Yeah, yeah, he's your crush. Yeah. Oh, he's your crush? Yeah, he's that fool's rip.

You know what? You know what? I let you fuck him. No, I don't want to fuck him. Okay. Yeah. I'm just saying we have no comic, you know what I mean? No, no, no.

I don't want you to hook up with comics, but he's like one fool that like, you know, I like that guy. Yeah, I like Jamar. Did that offend you when I said that? No. Okay. No, why? I'm just saying I like him, that's all. I do too, that's what I said. Yeah. He's my crush. Are we good right now?

Boom, boom! Boom, boom. I also like Frankie. I also like Frankie Quinones. Oh, no, you fucked up again. Quinones. I also like Frankie Quinones. Oh, no. You fucked up again. Quinones. Quin-yo. Quinones.

Yep. Quinones. I love him. He's a good dude. Yeah, he's cool. Yeah, he's cool. So you do consulting for that show? Yeah, I was on the set.

I was right there. Right. And they asked you, like, what do we do? Is this legit? That looks like you, though, dog. A little bit, eh? Yeah. No, like, almost exactly like you, dog. I know. It's a trip. Yeah, like, what are we... Hey, is this legit? That looks like you, though, dawg. A little bit, eh? Yeah. No, like, almost exactly like you, dawg.

I know. It's a trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're not... That's not you? No, no. That's Frankie, homie. That's Frankie.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, my bad. Yeah. So is it going to go to a second season or what? It's looking like it, eh? Yeah. It's being worked on, but, you know, they're just waiting to announce it, working out the budget, que pedo, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. And you consult on another thing. It's being worked on But you know They're just waiting To announce it Working out the budget Que pedo You know Yeah And you consult On another Isn't there another Sketch thing That maybe you might Frankie Quinones Is doing

Yeah but you know That's Should we ask him He's gonna be here In a minute Should we bring I think Frankie's here Should we bring Frankie out

Yeah is he here Yeah text me earlier Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah we'll stop right now. Anyway, Creeper, funny as fuck, bro. You're welcome anytime, bro. Hey, but when I see you on the calle,

I'm going to call you cochino. All right, dog. Yeah, yeah, I'll call you Latinx, dog. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Tiger Valley. Now we've got Frankie Quinones here. Woo!

I said it right, right? Quinones. Yeah, Quinones. Oh, love it. Quinones. Quinones. You're doing too much nya-nya. I know.

I'm trying to get it right, man. Let me say something about you, man. So we first met, I think the first time we ever met is when we started doing like proper meet is when we first started doing improv spots together. Yeah, yeah. At the Hollywood Improv. Right. So the first time I saw you, I knew who you were and we kind of like bonded there, but

we didn't get too deep. Well, I knew who you were before you knew who I was. I mean. What do you mean? I was still, I was living up in San Francisco and I was doing a show once every other month. What do you call that? Bi-monthly or?

Yeah, yeah. At the Hollywood Improv. And you came in on a couple of those shows or they booked you on it. Right. And I'd come up to you, thank you so much for being on my show. And you were kind of like, yeah, whatever man, the club booked me. Was I really like that? Nah, nah, you were cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, no problem. Thanks man. Yeah, but the, but what it just, in my mind I'm like, cause Nah, nah, you were cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no problem. Thanks, man. Yeah, but just in my mind, I'm like, because then I started following Cholo the Creeper. Yeah, yeah. Right? And then I was just like, and then when I saw you, I was like, there he is, right?

And we kind of talked. There he is. There he is as a guy, right? And then I saw you do stand-up as you, right? As Frankie. And I was like, I legitimately went, oh no, this guy's a legit standup. Like, you know, because you never know,

like from YouTube to social media. And then when you watch, you know, that crowd, it's not an easy crowd, that crowd at the improv, right? And I was like, oh no, this guy's legit. And then the next time I saw you, I got kind of more excited about, and then you and I kind of

began having a spiritual connection. Yes. Would you say that? Fuck yeah, we cried. We cried together, dude. Yes. I think about that every day. Yeah, I really do think about that every day, though. Yeah, because we, I sat there with him and we, I've never talked

to a comic that long before and that deep. And we sat, because we, I sat there with him and we, I've never talked to a comic that long before and that deep and we sat there and we talked and we just kind of weeped a little bit together. That's kindred.

Kindred spirit. That it's like meant to be. And then I realized, I go, this guy Frankie, I, I love this guy. Like I connected with him.

And so like, I care about you. It's so weird. I do care about you I want to know what's going on and all that kind of stuff right so you know when you asked earlier do I there's no judgment on my part right I honestly think that you're super talented I honestly think that you and I um you know I mean are going to have a friendship beyond this, right? And I can't say that a lot about a lot of people.

And so, you know, that's difficult for me to say because I want to put my comedy hat on and, you know what I mean, be silly and funny, but I just don't... Cholo, Fit Creeper, that's one thing. But with you, Frankie, I just have to say that I really connected with you, homie. Oh, man.

Yeah. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, yeah. Because I was, after that night, we had that talk and we were literally in tears. And then we had to kind of, when the crowd came out and the show ended, we kind of be like. People were like, oh, you want to take pictures? I was like, yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming to the show.

Yeah, yeah. That was a magical night that i can remember that night yeah but i i man that that's when i shoot you those text messages and all that i'll think about that when i'm struggling on my shit yeah yeah and uh so can we talk about a little bit about like so you and i yeah and people that listen to this podcast know that you know i've struggled with drug addiction and relapsing and whatnot. And that's essentially how Frankie and I connected because we both struggle with the same thing. You know what I mean?

And there's a lot of things about your past and your history that I relate to. Yes. You know, I think we're both little ethnic guys in comedy. I think we're shaped the same in a weird way. Does that hurt your feelings? No, no, no. I mean...

Yeah, we're like little frijoles. Like we're two little beans. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You guys should do a two-man show. When I look at you, you're like the Hispanic version of me on so many different levels, I think. Right, right. We're not that tall white dude that tells jokes.

The funny little homies. The classic funny little homies. We're classic. I got you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That tells jokes, you know what I mean? The funny little homies. Yeah, we're the little homies. The classic funny little homies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're classic. I got you. What's up, dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

If Creeper and Toki the Dum Dum went on the road. Oh, my God. That would be great. That would be great. That would be so good. That would be so good. Also, I have to also say there's a bond because I feel like, and I've said this before, when I first started doing standup,

I used to open up for Mencia all the time. And I used to hang out with Felipe, and when everyone was young, and Jeff Garcia and all these fucking guys. And I feel like I did the Latino Laugh Festival, and I felt like that was a group of people that accepted me, you know what I mean? The Latino comedy scene, you know what I mean they the um latino comedy you know scene you know i mean they really did

accept me and they called you know i would do the road with a lot of these guys and stuff like that so it's like i don't know why i just when i see uh mexican dudes or latino dudes doing comedy i just tend to gravitate toward them and feel comfortable you know know what I mean? Because you guys are like a cool, open culture, bro. You guys. What, was that weird? What, what, what? No, analyze it. What did I say that was weird?

No, no, no. Yeah, we're... What do you mean, bro? It was just like a white guy. Yeah, you guys. You guys is just like you people. The culture. You're good. Yeah, like you people. The culture. You're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The culture, dog. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. It's not fine, dude. I want to change. If I stepped over the line, bro, I want to fucking be able to change. You're good, homie. You're good.

Homie, what's up? Good night. You good? Yeah. Dude, we cried together, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We did.

I don't cry with white together, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We did. I don't cry with white fools, bro. I feel like that's what, I mean, like, when I see you and your struggles, you know what I mean? There's more of identifying, almost. It's a weird thing. It's like, I could open up to you, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, yeah, well, you know, we were always cool with each other and da-da-da, but after that night, and then you being open, too, and being like, dude, I was molested and all this shit. You were like an open book on that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, it made me feel at ease, better. I was like, hell yeah. And then ever since then, I've been like, you know, I always thought you were cool as fuck, but now I'm like, oh, dang, that's the homie right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me ask you this because i'm curious about this so you started doing stand-up as frankie and then right yeah right and then when did you come up with um creeper oh man so yeah this this past september was like 16 years since i started doing stand-up wow i did it in san francisco that's the first time i did it i lived up there for almost 15 years. Wow. I got a lot of family, a lot of homies up there. But this past February was 10 years since I did the first Creeper video.

But he was like doing real over-the-top, stereotypical, like, hey, I'm a cholo, I'm a stab you, and all this shit. Yeah. It took me a while. They had to polish him up, find his voice, and ground him more, you know? Yeah. Make him feel like a real homie. And then, yeah, once it got there, I redid a video we did. up find his voice and ground him more you know yeah i feel like a real homie and so and then

yeah once once it got there we did a we i redid a video we did it was called cholo whisper and that's when he got rescued from the crs of cholo rescue services the family was having trouble with him yeah they called in a cholo whisper and that one you know did it got some you know it had like half a million views and people were like you need to do another one so i'm like oh he's gonna need to have to get a job in cholo whisper part two is what you know and then i was gonna have trouble getting a job i was gonna do and he was already kind of doing some yard workouts in the backyard on cholo whisper so i was like oh i know he could teach a workout class in the backyard and we called it cholo fit yeah and then we put that out and then it just fucking it blew up like yeah yeah and then you just that's the voice and

that's where you went you went yeah and i just started going deeper and deeper with him because it's based on my dad you know my dad was old school cholo and but one of the most positive people i know like a great dad always chuck taylor's dickies white t creased and always drove a lowrider but always driving me to practice and oh is he still around yeah hell yeah oh. He must be so proud of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my son, man. What's up, mijo?

Yeah, yeah. And then, how did this fool happen? Oh, man, that's, you know. So the homie Chris Estrada, it's loosely based off his life. And he was, I met him at Echo's Under Sunset. It was just like this open mic in Echo Park. It's not there anymore, yeah. And that was the first time I met him at Echo's Under Sunset. It was just like this open mic in Echo Park. It's not there anymore. Yeah.

And that was the first time I saw him. You know, even as a, you know, when you see a comic that you've never seen before, like that's funny, it's funny, you know, it's inspiring. You get those chills back in the night. I said, damn, this is the motherfucker right here. Yeah. He had a whole story right there in his little eight minutes, whatever. And around that time, Cholo Fit went viral.

So I was able to go on tour and I asked him to come with me. So we were touring for almost four years. Oh, wow. And he started, homies of mine, you know, and his, you know, the guys that did corporate on Comedy Central, or yeah, Comedy Central, Matt Inglebrinson, Pat Bishop, Jake Weissman, they kind of came at Chris and were like, hey, man, we see a show here here and then they started working on it so i was just kind of always just you know chris would you know chime in with me and we'd spit bonnie but here's where we're at but it was like four years in the making wow and fred armisen stepped on and he was fucking with it and then you know jonathan groff who did blackish and all that they all stepped on and then they were writing the part for luis is like this big for like a more on the nose like bigger writing the part for Luis as like this big, for like

a more on the nose, like bigger than Chris, tougher Vato, like all tatted up. Yeah. And they were trying to find that dude and they were having trouble finding him. And then, you know, they were like, well, you know, they were like, we always knew we're going to have you be part of the show in some capacity, whether it's a writer's room or another character or what. Yeah. But they weren't envisioning me playing Luis.

Right. And then when they were having trouble finding that dude like why don't you have frankie you know start reading for it and i started reading for it and uh it was basically just chris and like one other producer and nobody everybody else was like we love frankie but we don't see it and i don't blame them because i really had nothing out there that would show that i could play this part that i could act none of that i was doing mostly just characters and stand-up and shit and but chris knew i could do it i knew i could do it but i'm not a cocky motherfucker i'm like i'm just like just give me the opportunity homie yeah yeah and so i started

reading for it and slowly more and more people started coming on board but all those execs at those you know without you you are i mean without you i don't see it right honestly because it's like you know you created the army of people because i want to say something to you when i'm at the improv with you right and all the people that come out of the room half of them are for you right like i was even shocked i'm like oh these are fucking bobby lee people's real i was sitting with like, oh, these are fucking Bobby Lee. I was sitting with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a lot of that going on. People were in line to take photos.

They didn't even know who the fuck I am. In my head, I'm like, don't know. This guy's the fucking for real. So you have an army. I knew that, right? So what I'm saying is that I don't think the show would be even close to what it is without you bro

oh right yeah yeah yeah I mean when I would see the poster I'm like oh you know that's in my mind I literally went

oh they did the show around Frankie that they came to you with the deal we want to do but that's what it seems like you know what I mean right right

yeah yeah well that's amazing the way you said it man that's crazy yeah yeah you fought for it yeah my homie, yeah. You fought for it. Yeah, my homie Chris Estrada, he fought for it. He went to bat for me, man.

You know how that goes. And it was like nobody else was seeing it. They were basically like, all right, you guys haven't been wrong yet, so Frankie's your guy. They were kind of like, that's your guy. But who would they have cast? I don't know. They were pushing for some people I can't mention.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Like a name? Yeah, they were pushing for some people I can't mention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Like a name? Yeah, they were going for bigger names. Maybe other Mexicans that weren't from the area. Yeah, yeah. It was important that it felt authentic in every way. But now they're like, oh my gosh, thank you so much.

We're so sorry. Now they're like, oh my gosh, thank you so much. We're so sorry. Well, it reminds me of Al Pacino in Godfather. Why? What happened there? Yeah, dude. Right, because nobody wanted him. Yeah.

In fact, every day Al Pacino would show up on set and he's like, I think today's the day I'm going to get fired. Oh, really? Yeah, because nobody, and people would talk about it like you're going to get fired today. And every day What's the director fuck? Coppola was like, I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm trying I'm trying It was only until that one scene where he shoots that you know I mean when he goes that little cafe and shoots people after that scene everyone saw the fucking dailies and went he just yeah

He just got the job. What was he doing before that? He was a theater guy. Like a Broadway theater guy. And same thing, they were like, this little shrimp, he's not the fucking tough guy. Yeah, Michael Corleone. Gangster. There's no way. But they had this one guy pushing for him. I was like,

nah, this is our guy, this is our guy. And then fucking what happened? Every day he would show up and it would stress him the fuck out. Al Pacino was like, it was the nightmare. He would wake up every, like,

why am I even going? They hate me. They could feel it on a set and then he fucking, and that's what it feels like with you. It's like, they saw it

and they're like, okay, that's the guy. You know what I mean? That's amazing. One of the producers that started pushing for me, he was like, oh man, he's bringing like a Joe P pesci vibe like it makes it more interesting i love it because i was like the little homie you know yeah like hey homie like you know i was kind of like

oh this guy could get crazy yeah yeah yeah so i was just tapping in were you but let me ask you were you nervous no once once i got it i was just ready to go because all the the producers were like friends you know like i'd known those guys for well over a decade you know all right they were they had to like fight for me but once i got in there i was like let's get to work it must also feel good that you know everyone fought for you yeah yeah so by the time you know it was time to start you were like oh everyone around me wants me here. Yeah. And they were just like, so I was like so grateful to them, you know, because they really had to like push for me.

They had to really push for me, man. They were getting a lot of pushback. But you know what makes me fucking mad, though? It just hit a fucking sore spot with me. Is that even after Mad TV, when I was on Mad TV, right? They're like, he can't act. He does sketch. Right? Right, right, right. But what do you think sketch is, right? They're like, he can't act. He does sketch, right? Right, right, right.

But what do you think sketch is, dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Acting. When I see you in those videos, you're playing, I believe you, that you're this guy, right? You're doing dialogue with other people around you who are acting, right? It's acting, dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes me fucking mad. Yeah. Right? You can act based on your fucking Creeper videos. Right? But the networks

assume, oh, we don't know. He's not a traditional. He's not from fucking the actor's studio or whatever the fuck. Right? But apparently

that's we don't know is not just for sketch people. It turns out that's the same case for Broadway people like Al Pacino, right? There's always going to be people who are just like, we don't know if he's the right fit.

Maybe there's someone better. I don't think it's just sketch. I just always think if it's someone who's not like a big name, they're always going to push back. Even though, was there a bigger name on anything bigger than Creeper? No, there wasn't.

These people were just dumb-dumbs. They want to be able to justify their jobs. Yeah. And I know what's right, and I have this background, and I'm the boss, and I'll make the decision, but at the end of the day, it's like, they don't know. And it makes me so mad.

Because for years, that plagued me. I couldn't get into places because he's not an actor. Comedians have that in general. They're like, he's a comedian. He's not a real actor. Granted, there are a lot of comics that can't act. For sure. Yeah, yeah.

Let's clarify that. I've been there. I've been in positions where I'm like, I don't name names, but even when I was mad, I'm like, I would tell the cashier, I know this guy that can do this. Like, all right, bring him in. And I've given the sides, then come in, you know what I mean? And not be able to do it.

Right? It's so fucking hard. Yeah. We've been there, too. I mean, what? I've been that guy, too. Yeah, I've been that guy too yeah yeah I've been that guy too

yeah yeah but you know it's like just give us a shot man yeah yeah I'm so glad and so you have other shit that you're doing too I don't want to get into it

because it's probably not real but I've I've talked to you and you know what I mean there's other shit in the horizon yeah yeah yeah for you dude yeah

I really want you Frankie to really take sobriety seriously. I took a turn. Yeah. I took a turn. Are we allowed to talk about this?

Yeah, I think I can talk about it. Are you okay with that? Yeah, yeah, go ahead, man. No, because. It was a left turn. It was a left turn. I know. It was a left turn.

I'm sorry. I'm confused because I know that that was a left turn. I'm sorry. I just, I'm confused because I know that that, like, that's off my topic. But, like, did we ask if he was okay with that? No, but we, I also asked, you know, we'll cut it out if it's weird. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good, dude.

No, because this is what we cried about. Okay, but I know that, but people don't know that. Maybe you wanted to keep that private. Is it cool for you to talk about it briefly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can talk about it. All right. All right, so, no, it wasn't, I don't even want to talk, Frankie, I don't even want to talk about it. I just wanted to tell you

that. No piñata, homie. He's bringing up shit. I don't want to talk about it, but let's talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to say that I care about you, right? And hopefully that you would, you know,

if I was slipping up a bit, that you would say the same to me, right? And I want to have that kind of relationship about you. Right. And I hopefully that you would, you know, if I was slipping up a bit that you would say the same to me. Yeah. Right. And I want to have that kind of relationship with you. That's all. No, no. Yeah.

I mean, man, all that shit. I mean, I always partied, you know, it was like, it was, it's what I grew up around. I mean, I would have like deals, like, you know, whatever, shooting up fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to say, you know, my mom and dad were like, you know, pretty much it was, it was just always around. I wouldn't say like, it was always like, oh to say, you know, my mom and dad were like, you know, pretty much. It was just always around.

I wouldn't say like it was always like, oh, like, you know, it was in my household. Like my mom and dad were like cool as fuck. You know, they kept shit tight in the crib. But, you know, growing up, you have homies at party, da, da, da. And then I kind of kept it. I was, you know, whatever, managing it. And then you don't really notice it, know because you're just like oh i'm just living my life you know yeah i'll do like then i was at a point where i'd be like all right

like in my 20s i didn't even smoke weed so i was like 19 but then in my 20s i you know ecstasy man that shit is that's my drug of choice just pop a couple of those motherfuckers just give high fives what's up let's kick it yeah yeah yeah and uh and it was all good then but then you know at you're like doing it for fun and then all of a sudden that what you think you're doing fun starts to grab a hold of you and grips you like hold up motherfucker this ain't just for fun yeah you're you're running from some shit you're numbing some shit uh past trauma whatever that you're just we're just taught to sweep under the rug or just bullshit you know and then next thing you know i'm fucking you know i know the pandemic did it did a lot of people in but it was like i was i would have to get it in once a month where i'd be

like scheduling it like all right i have these two days off okay let me get my juices let me get my mollies and my press pills a little bit of cocaine maybe some ketamine for the come down like yeah xanax whatever like planning it all out maybe some ketamine for the come down like yeah xanax like planning it all out like prescribing myself for the full journey all this shit and then next thing you know it started just kind of getting a little bit farther than just once a month creeping its way into my my weekday life and then and then um you know i cleaned up to do to do the the film like i wouldn't jeopardize work that was my main thing and so i didn't touch drugs that whole time we were filming that that show the hulu show and then and then all of a sudden we finished filming and i was really going home as

that character you know and i was just like in it like because i live by myself i was just like walking around doing you know you go home you only have like an hour before you got to go to sleep because you got to be on set at 5 6 in the morning I get the tattoos put on me on that shit, so it was my whole life, but then when it finished I was like oh, I'm not Luis anymore. I'm back to Frankie. Yeah, Frankie deserves a reward I just banged the shit out and then that reward just fucking went crazy home. He had a little tackle box Everything in there no fucking press pills Medications pain pills cocaine yeah, pain pills, cocaine.

Yeah. Fucking, and I'll be like, okay, here's what I have to do today. I can get by doing these drugs and then it started affecting my, because then I would go into these,

if I had days off, I would just ghost people, disappear for like two days. Just get on one, you know. I never would want to do drugs by myself and then that's,

turn in and that's the only time I want to do it. Oh shit. Because I don't have to worry about being in public, people recognizing me, or people judging me, how fat a line I was doing,

or be a fucking weirdo with my shirt off, like not have to answer nobody, just me in the bag, homie. The bag's giving me everything I want. You guys are so similar, because when he relapsed, he has no interest in any type of socializing and doing drugs.

He wanted to be home and get fucked up. Yeah. By myself. By himself. It's the best. That's my jam. That's my jam too, dog. Yeah.

Yeah. Just, I guess I can do one more. It's been about 25 minutes. Let me get one in there. You know, just. But the problem, Frankie, is that because

you have built this little empire, right? And, you know, built this little empire, right? And, you know, I know my schedule, right? That lifestyle doesn't fit, you know what I mean, the stuff that God has given me. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And you're constantly conflict.

Those things collide. And then that's when things become uncontrollable. And I feel lost. Yeah. You know what I mean? And so it's like, for me, God has given me this chance to stay sober. I have a lot going on in my life. And I show up. And I do the best I can.

But my point is that I don't think that I'm not made up to do both. I can't do both. It's crazy. I don't know how to do it you know i mean i go wild and i go all the way yeah you know i mean and there's no stopping me well i mean i because i did six pretty much like five weeks on the i was in five different places canada philippines hawaii new york i barely came home and i wasn't calling anybody and when I was in New York I was having funny thoughts

I was worried even in the Philippines I was like yo like I don't know I think you're you know like I was at a bar restaurant I was sitting there

and there was these two this is in New York in New York all these you know foofy whites hello would you like to engage in narcotics? Yeah, yeah.

And I think, like, wine? And there were splits. I was like, what kind? Right? And they were like, Chardonnay. Right? I go, Chardonnay? Is that white?

That's the white stuff, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I go, oh, no, I can't. And they were like, I felt like if I drank wine with these two ladies, right, they were like foofies. You know what I mean? That I would be in the Hamptons, you know what I mean? Kind of buzzed and having a good time. You know what I mean?

Eating their clean vaginas or whatever, right? But I'm like. Are they always clean? They seem clean. All vaginas. Yeah, Hampton vagina. Cochino or no? Cochino.

Cochino no. Okay, he has a great eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clean, white, sophisticated vagina. But I went right knows. Okay, he has a great eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clean, white, sophisticated vagina. But I went right to my room, and I did a little prayer. My point is that it's dangerous out there, even for me. You know what I mean? So I just went to a meeting last Friday.

You know what I mean? So because I just thought, and I called my sponsor yesterday. You know what I mean? But that shit helps. Even that, there was a night when I was like, I'm going to take these two mollies and that's it. Two mollies. I was convinced and I texted you and you texted me back.

What'd I say? I don't know. It was like all caps. You were like, don't fucking do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or something. And even just something simple like that, it helps because that urge passes, you know?

And then I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking tripping. Let me just fucking. Yeah, I think, Frankie, what I want to do with you, right? You know, what I want to do with you. What do you want to do with me, Cochina? It sounds so sexual. It sounds weird, yeah. Hang.

I want to hang. Yeah. Right, Holmes? I would love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, I want to be more available to you. I know you're busy. Yeah, we're both that. Yeah, yeah. And I want to be more available to you. I know you're busy. Yeah, we're both busy.

Yeah, but still. But honestly, what my heart says is that even if you're in a fucked up time and you're confused and you're scared or whatever, call me anytime. And I want to be able to call you anytime as well. Yeah, yeah. No, for sure. It's not gay. Can it be, though? It could be.

Sobriety can bring some crazy shit. It's an open invitation to you, right? You can call me anytime. And hopefully it's vice versa. You know what I mean? It's an open invitation to you, right? You can call me anytime. Yeah. And hopefully it's vice versa. You know what I mean? I want to start,

my goal is in LA is me and a couple of sober homies, you know what I mean, there are comedians, want to do a meeting with just comedians. Yeah, yeah. And I'm going to do that, I think. I'm like, yeah, yeah.

I don't, I don't, yeah, yeah. I don't want to be like the dude to be like i don't like showing up like i'm sober now guys like it's like hey i just know that i have this window of opportunity that i work hard like for almost a big portion of my life over having you know and it's like uh my family's so proud of me and all that and it's like i envy people that could party and on a normal thing and I can just get away with it here and there

but I know what it eventually leads to is like you know we go we go all the way homie I'm gonna lock myself in a cave turn off my phone

and just get weird for two days and it's like I'm trying to like kill it right now and take this opportunity and take it as far as I can and the only way

I could do that is to you know stay away from that shit at least for an hour for how long it takes yeah one day at a time yeah yeah all right give frankie a round of applause that was an amazing podcast i love you Ulong kaya madodong naging bumbola Syukupuki ay tuwelo

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