TigerBelly - Ep. 375: I Love What You’re Doing Mark Smalls

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

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Yeah, listen, I have an announcement to make okay when you go on Instagram and you see a girl and You see, you know, she has only fans right Do some research before you click on it. What do you mean? I'll tell you Bill. Okay? I didn't do my research. I was a foolish fool. Did you just find her on the explore page? Well, no because okay, you know you loomie ray Okay, who loomie ray

I said, uh, who's that? She's like, um She does podcast, but she has only fans. She's sort of like the same thing that Stella does. Okay, I see I see in the sexual arts. So yeah, yeah, she's a she's a porn girl Yeah, but she's a podcaster, too. She's a funny girl. Oh, okay. So she probably yeah Beautiful koochie. Yeah, great. Yeah So, you know, I was on on Instagram follow loomie and there was another girl in there. I go, oh, I see I see Beautiful right in this in the picture with loom. Yeah, right and so I click on hers and I and I she has an only fans Right. Yeah, so I see I see maybe I should explore this pretty standard. Okay standard, right? Yeah

I I click on her only fans, right? And then I go, you know what? I want to I like supporting local musicians and artists and artists and people with different crafts Oh, yeah, I'm just it's I'm in it for the art a hundred percent exactly if I'm walking down the street I see somebody playing the guitar and they have no foot You know, I mean, you know, they have no foot sometimes. Yeah, yeah, sometimes Yeah, I mean, they're blind or whatever. I always put a dollar or $10 or whatever it might be, right? So this is what I'm doing, right? So I see this this girl. Her name is Jules. Let's say that, right? Click on it. I subscribe cost me some money. It's fine. You know, I mean probably got some money

And so then I see a video. Oh, wow a sexual one you like like oh, I love love Okay, I pull my penis up yum because it was hot It wasn't because it was a coincidence. Yeah. Yeah, one has nothing to do with the other It was just a hot. You know, I was in the Philippines. Yeah, it was hot humid and I had an erectile Situation Roman. Yeah. Yeah, it was you know, I was erect. You were Roman ready. I was Roman ready And you know, I see a penis in there and I go looks good pretty good penis Nice, I have to admit pretty good penis. Not, you know, I you know, can I be honest with you never even thought of the penis? You were focused on the focus on the vagina, right, right?

Well, I'm not even looking but if there happens when you're watching porn, there's a penis You don't think about the penis. No, right There's some insertion going on. You like Okay, and I Played with my pee pipe your pee pipe But because it was because it was hot had nothing to do with that. Yeah. Yeah, because you know, there's a lot of sweat build up Yeah, yeah, you know mean naturally you were in El natural close to the equator, right? So then I you know start jerking off to this, you know only fans. I'm only human

Only fans. I'm only human. Yeah, and Then while I'm jerking off to my on my iPad jerking off I look to my right and I see a text Oh Right, so I'm just I'm jerking off. I look at the text and I don't know why I should have done this my mistake I go I'm gonna take a break from this masturbation, right? And I'm gonna look at the fucking text Yeah, you do that. You don't like which is I'm on the I'm multitasking. I don't finish your phone illuminates and Beside you and you're like, you know what? Yeah Whatever the ringtone is. Yeah, and you just stop midway. I mean stop midway. I look over and it's a text from

Ari Manis. Oh, cool. Stand-up comic. Yeah, your friends with them. Yeah friends with them and the text is basically I'm just I'm just reliving it now man. I mean the text is page He goes How do you like my penis? And I go What the fuck you talking about dog me not gay dog. He goes are you jerking off to my girl and I? making love and Then he sends me a photo. I'll show you the photo of his cock. No

This is the most horrifying so bro bro. This is real dude and it can't believe you stop master. Oh, I stopped Okay, here we go. Yep. He sends me so he goes, you know, how do you like my penis? I go? What are you talking about and then he sends me? Oh? My god, so let me describe it for the audio there is a man and a woman all right, but don't say a man There's the Ari and there's a guy a We do we comic yeah, and who kind of looks like what's his name the guy from American Pie? Yeah, that type But he's laying next to a beautiful girl who's laughing and covering her mouth. Yeah, and who is that girl the girl?

And so I unsubscribed right then and there I unsubscribed I lost $30. I don't give a fuck I unsubscribed and I think the reason why is because number one You know I just the love. I mean he's got a good penis His penis is nice. Yeah, that's right and then also, you know, he's not like a huge established comedian You know I mean he was like me 20 years ago I guess right and I never got that level of woman back then right so there's a levels of jealousy and what not going on But you know, I don't want to see you know Open Mike Knight penis especially when it's open my I don't like open Mike Mike penis on my why I'm a jerk

That's a successful penis. So his career in comedy might not be where you're at But his career, but his fucking is so much more than my theater He's doing theaters. Yeah, basically Yeah, I'm doing clubs when it comes to the fuck game. You're right theater very good analogy. Yeah, wow To me stadium. He's these days or fashion monoscalco of a fucking on only only fans I mean, that's this dude and I make fun of them all the time Yeah, yeah all the time even because Andrew knows them very well, and I mean when I'm around him I just kind of treat him like shit a little bit also like in every podcast you tell everyone he's gay

It turns out he's not he's not he's more. I'm more gay I'm the gay one. Oh Oh, the pain or the pain and suffering. Let me go get mark. Okay, we'll be right back guys. Don't Look at my shit. Don't look at my feet, bro. Yeah, thank you for taking your shoes off course Of course, I'm kind of bummed that I didn't wear socks and I Shit it don't George you look like shit. There's I thank you. I appreciate it come to Hawaii and look like skid row But this is the island for it. I didn't know there's so many homeless people on Honolulu. What do you mean?

There's like this homeless player everywhere, dude. Yeah, but like when I go to Maui, it's nothing but old people old white Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Worse to be honest. I think so All right, but I still like it I like the great island Maui's beautiful But like when you go to like Wailea where Bobby likes to say it's just like old Republicans and slides. Oh, yeah slides and swimming who doesn't love slides. I live in Glendale. I love fucking Slides and socks. I'm Armenian. No, no, we're talking about like slide slides

You're talking about the actual slides on your feet Okay, yeah, all right. Yeah, you look terrible. Anyway, you want that? That's bullshit. I know all right. That's it's honestly bullshit. I know. Let's start Oh Yeah, five four three two all right, so, um, we're back Um, and the thing is good to see you. Thanks for coming. Um, and I love this next guy But my point is being is this, you know, I'm lounging around Hawaii. I love to send this fucking fool text to me I'm here too, you know

Golfing or whatever and I'm like I got excited, but um, this guy looks at me. Can you give an introduction or that cool? Okay, he knows the rules. Um You know if you know if bradley cooper got real sick Like real sick, you know what I mean? He would look like this next guy. Um, he's the most selfish That's fucking don't even say your name Didn't say your name Literally is you played with him, right? Oh, yeah literally the most selfish

Warzone player I've ever played with in the history. He's one of the reasons why I don't even play the game anymore because He's just so like push push so selfish push push push push push or I'm in a car That's his thing. Bobby's losing. I'm on the other side of the map. I'm in a car. What anyway He's also a comic from the Bay Area. The reason why I know him is because Years ago I did the punt not the uh The improv in San Jose, you know how and but Molly He goes, I'll give you this, you know stony opener, you know, I mean and as soon as I saw him before I was like, wow

This guy's so good. You're so good, you know, um, and I feel like you're on the rise You know, uh, you just went on a tour with berkreicher, correct? playing theaters killing stadiums Damn stadiums. Okay stadiums Right and um, but he still looks sickly. He looks his feet are fucked. Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't belong here I actually think they're very like standard and clean looking. They'll say anything mark. Yeah mark smalls. Give them a round of applause

Mark smalls. Give them guys appreciate it. Yeah, I'm very uh, they're fucking they're just flippers They're just long ass toes. No, but you're you're nail. Um, your nails are clean I don't even want to look down I keep going. I keep going so scared. Um I was nervous before I came here, but now I'm like literally back sweating right now And it's only because kalilah will not stop making eye contact Man, I look with my feet analyzed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen your penis so you can look at my foot Yeah, dude, they seem dude. Can I be honest with you? Yeah, what's that? They don't seem real to me

They're good. They're good, you know, you know, you know, in a like I drew it You know, that's what's good. Yeah They look like AI AI manufactured feet head right. They look like what like they're very corporate Corporate Yeah, dude Make it zuckerbergs Exactly zuckerbergs feet like they're very like Silicon valley

Tacky feet. This is pissing me off. I'm fucking fear of silicon valley. Yeah. Yeah these feet have been through not They're probably silicon valley. Yeah. Yeah, but but you you know, you've never done any hard work in your life No, they've only invented three apps though. So it's like What the fuck does it that's not silicon valley? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How are your calluses in the back? Have they thickened? Yeah a little bit. I'm a little older. I'm a little older. So the heel callus is good Yeah, you want thick because then you walk through life a little bit, but if they're soft I might make fun of you. Can I touch them? Yeah Yeah, I don't feel I feel comfortable with that. Oh my god, they're baby soft

Oh, I gotta touch now. Oh my god I gotta touch Oh, we gotta sample this shit. I'm so mad. Yeah, pull it up. Holy fuck. Yes. Oh my god, is that a baby's asshole? What's wrong with having baby soft feet? I've never felt the baby's asshole. By the way, I don't know I just said that's bullshit. That's crazy. That's bullshit. That's bullshit That's bull. You've been in the fucking show business for a long time. I know, okay? I cannot believe it. Touch mine. They're really callus. Yeah, we're such a soft feet My girlfriend's here. My bad. I should I shouldn't address her

And can I just say this too? It's you know when I see Because in my mind, you know what I mean? You know, I thought that your girlfriend would not look like this. She looks like a wholesome Nice educated person. I literally thought you Del you were dating a female version of Linus. No, no, no Just like, you know, dirt just you know, I mean off the body, you know, man Oh, you're gonna you're gonna give me shit about swinging above my league. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm the one that I am. That's ridiculous. Oh, what do you think? What do you say? What am I saying?

You're a fucking troll That's what I'm saying. You're looking at me. I'm a headliner. Yeah, I helped you out in your life. Are you doing arenas? That's true. Bert's got me out of that way. That was crazy. Yeah. No, no, no. I don't want to talk about it. You know, you're funny. You're likable He's backtracking. Don't backtrack now. You're backtracking. Don't backtrack. I like the new mark. Thank you. I like this guy It's always you're defending it. No, no, no, no It's always been like this. Can I just say that you've always been like there's been more respect Yeah, dude, because I'm not respect. I'm not trying to like get blackballed by hanging out with you Sop douchebag, you know, like yeah, but and you know, you're a comic. I respect that you're very good comic

So like I will treat your respect as far as a person Yeah, you think I'm garbage. No, what upsets me is like we're so similar. Yeah, here we go I hate it Like tell me why tell me like never respond to a text. Oh, dude. There's a bitch that me about Never respond to a text. Yeah, like don't even just like it. You know something so you do the same thing I never respond to me either and why why bother because like I don't know why I think it has to do with like add What I've heard is like it's a sense of perfectionism To where you want to have this good great perfect response

Yeah, but then your brain. It's like that anxious Attachment system. So your brain kind of goes. Oh, maybe I should Maybe I should think about this some more. Yeah, and so then you just end up not doing it Also, I don't know like today. I got a text smiley face Emoji not from not from you Oh, but some other person smiley face emoji and then I was trying to respond and I was looking through all my emojis To see what would respond to a smiley face one and I basically said fuck it. I'm not doing it. Yeah Yeah, and I just let it go too much work. It's just I don't know because then you do another smiley

Then they do another cute thing and back and forth. It's just too much You're getting your dick sucked It's like because you only get smiley face text messages when someone wants to fuck you, right? Like is that what it was? I think so Maybe maybe the winky making us smiley face. Oh, I read it wrong. Yeah. Yeah. No winky for sure. It wasn't a winky It was a standard Yeah, it wasn't like this with teeth Yeah, no teeth. Oh, that's cuter with teeth is like friend zone. Oh teeth is friend zone. Oh, I know I don't know the emoji

You know, um, what they mean actually the rosetta stone for emojis. Yeah, yeah, like some of them. I don't get like, um The one that's like One eye like this one eye and you know, man, they're doing a funny. What is that like? I think you have a different keyboard No, there is one where it's like one eye one eye big and it's like, you know, man doing a you know, I like a goofy face I don't I don't know. You know, not a clue. And then here's another one. Why are the emojis? Um, it just and I might get cancelled for this, but I'm just asking, you know, like if if there's like prayer hands Yeah, right But then you can choose the color of the hands. Maybe they should be a little smaller

Is that where you're going? Do you want me to get cancelled first? I'm on the rise. I'm just saying it's just that I understand the black hand, right? But there are some colors in there that are like that does I don't know where race that is. Is that what it is or Some people say it's a high five No, no, you don't get what I'm saying. Not prayer hands. It's a high five. Yeah What you're not what you're not getting is this I'm gonna check this out other colors Would you like bobby? No, what I'm saying is is that if I do like yellow? No, not that one. No, you're brown black and white

Yeah, you have simpsons. You have white people. Yeah, it's no no if you do like it's all covered Oh, no, it doesn't do it. Hold on. Oh, so here like this, right? You're showing a picture of arie manis Bro, can I tell you why this is here? Yeah, do you know? No, okay. No, all right So I'm not gonna reiterate what I just said earlier cliff notes. Yeah, basically what it is is that I saw a girl on instagram Um, I she's had it only fans. I got she's hot. I went to the only fans I started jerking off to some of her sex stuff while I'm jerking off to it. All right, man Texts me and cuz how do you like my penis? It's his girl. It was his girl and it was his penis. Oh, it was his penis

And I almost vomited it within myself Really? Yeah. Was it a not nice penis? No, it was beautiful. That's why I'm saying it. I hate it. Yeah, you know, like if I saw Jewish penis too Yeah, yeah, oh pressed as soft as my feet Just glistening. Let me ask you something if you were watching an only fans, right? Not that you've never done it before He doesn't even know what it is. No, right? But basically, I don't you don't know what it is and let's say you were watching a video there hypothetically, he would never do it and Halfway during it I texted you said that's my penis. Would you keep going or would you stop? I think I would be more turned on Oh

That's why that's why only fans does so well is because you get to like put a face To the vagina or a personality or a personality even Right So like if I see this penis I might get a little angry that it's your penis because of how I feel about you But it could kind of ruffle a little feathers and it might you know, I that's kind of like the way a cock would feel Or it's like you want to be there, but you don't want to be there You're hating it, but it's your erections real real stiff

Like I I think that being a cuck gets a bad rap Yeah, you know because that's the most dangerous feeling in the world is like to walk in to have your girlfriend having sex with another But to be able to contain it to contain it and then like take enjoyment from it Right, basically the mental gymnastics you would have to do to harness a really jealous moment and turn it into come Come yeah, exactly. I mean you're a fucking if your girlfriend was me I was you go to your house in Glendale, right? She's enjoying her and I'm with her Hypothetically never happened person never would never happen, right? Where's the look of me? Yeah

Hey, send her a winky face. Yeah, I'll give you a winky. I'll get your number And um, and I'm like, you know, I mean Pulling her hair. Yeah. Oh my god. Is that cool or all right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're consent. You're consent, right? You're allowed to I would just go right. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and we're doing it. Would you honestly? Yeah, what's your response? I better be getting some more fucking spots I'll tell you all right opening acts Oh, what's that? But you're your headliner now. You don't want opening you're doing stadiums. Why would you want? I'm not headlining stadiums. All right. I do three spots a month in Los Angeles feature

Feature if I were you I would really push for a big agent. Yes. Well, you already have one now I have a manager who's great. Love them. I'm talking about I'm talking about Matt Blake agent Okay, so you would ask for that's what you leverage. Yes leverage that Can we discuss it after you meet after I finish though or no? Oh, you want to discuss it after because we've discussed this before and then you just completely blew me the fuck off If you want to talk about that There you go. Okay. Okay. This is another reason why we're so similar Also, because we we play video games for 20 hours a day and we're like we need a relationship

But really like it's like we just want to okay. Go ahead man. Get get your um when I move down here. I Saw you at the store. You were like, I'm gonna hook you up right before the pandemic um Right. Oh, dude. You already got me heated. I was upset. You got me so mad right now. Go ahead. All right I like your hair though. Your hair does look good today. This looks good. Um So right right when we worked together at the improv you were super nice. It was a great weekend You hooked me up with abby. Um I sent her some stuff. She loved it then the pandemic hit and like everything just kind of like

I went to shit. So I moved down here. I see you at the store kind of right when I moved down here And we go get some pizza And you're like, dude, you gotta ask for help and I was like, I don't do that I don't ask for help. He's like you need to reach out to me. Yeah and ask for help then you start Oh, are you guys know about this? No, it's like I know this pattern. So I already feel bad. There's no pattern. No, it's fine. I'm the same way. So like I get it like but with even though I know this pattern He always comes through at the end. I know I know it's a process. Yes. It's a journey And I and I appreciate life is a journey and a fantasy. Yes life is a fantasy. But keep going mark. Go ahead. So

You got to reach out to me. So dude, I don't like that. You're like, dude. I you know, I'm doing this I did this when I first started I help people help me out. I'm gonna help you out. So I go fuck it. All right. Thank you, Bobby Next week. I text you. I go, blah, blah, blah. I need help. I got nothing in he go and you go I love what you're doing. I'm gonna make you do this for about three to four more weeks bag And and then you'll be fine. So then all right. That's what next week. So ridiculous next week. I go, hey I'm a loser. I need your help. Wait. I keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Then you go Oh, yeah, I'm uh, I'm on it. I'm gonna talk to Abby now

During this time was kind of when you had a relapse and you were going back to rehab And so I kind of knew that through the pod and then I reached out again and I was like, amen. Just love you You should be proud of yourself. You're the best, you know, just like support you support dude I've had a lot of friends with You know drug problems and alcohol problems and you just want someone in your corner even if I don't care that you don't Respond to me. I just want to let you know that you're worth it, right? Okay It's so funny that you say all this. So then but it was a fourth. So then it's so funny that you say this

So then then we have this show we do a show together. It's great Then a couple weeks later, you know, he goes, hey, man, I'm I'm uh, I'm doing another show. You want to do spots? I got dude. I got a wedding this week He goes, it's this weekend. I got a wedding this weekend. Uh, I can't he's uh, I was like, I can't do it And he's like, dude, it's $500. You know, you just play very well. You're the best paying Let me tell you. Yeah. Yeah. Ervin throw that out there. Throw that out there. Ervin throw that out there right now Irvine shows pay more than some other shows. Thank you So and I bet you money it pays

Given what you the stadium stuff with burr. You just fart. Yeah, I did. Okay, my bad Wait, why? I couldn't tell if the couch was ripping or the couch is no fart. It was a log. It was like a tear It sounded like something was tearing. I'm angry right now. That's why I thought yeah, I'd say it's it's it's rage coming out of my Butthole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounded like it Yeah, so then the next day I find out that the show's not this weekend. It's next weekend I go, shit. Hell yeah, dude. I get to do a spot on bobby show. It's always sold out. It's always the best I get to make a little dough. I text bobby. I go, what's up, dog? Can I do a spot? You fucking told me the wrong date

No response next day. I reach out again because he tells me Reach out you need help. I'm your help. So I go fuck it. What's up, bro? Are you gonna? You know, can I do a spot or not? What did I say? Hey, I'm not gonna say what you said, but you said bleep it. Go ahead. Say you said All right, okay, you said hey listen up. I'm busy right now I'll Text you about it tomorrow. So now I'm like, all right my bad. Oh my bad the next day no text But on your instagram feed is a flyer for the lineup of the show

So I get to find out not only am I not booked on it. Did I not tell you through social media though? Yeah, you did. That's how I do it. Okay. You're right. I like the world. I appreciate just share the story and send it to my dms You know, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay. Don't self tape me No, I don't just give you a self-taping. You're not even give me notes and just say yeah, and onto the next one, you know Yeah, no receipts or something. Yeah receipts Yeah, I do rebuttal to uh mark. Wow. He you send him heart emojis. Yeah, you do Yeah, I want to suck his dick This is um, October 15th 2021

Pull up your phone about a year ago now that about a year ago. Yeah Hey, this is you. Oh my god, you're gonna read word for word. Okay. Yeah, I'll be believe if it gets uncomfortable. No, it's fine Hey Did you ever talk to abby? I do say like that. That's just my that's how marks. That's how we read the tech. Yeah Should I reach out or is she not looking for anybody right now? Right I go

I go I love what you're doing. I love that Right, and then you You love a question mark on that Okay, what does that mean? That's cryptic. It's cryptic. It's that cryptic. What does that mean? I love what you're doing. What does that mean to you? That means that like I'm serving you in some weird way And you're taking pleasure from it. It's control and power. Yeah, it's controlling power. Absolutely The way I would have read it is I love what you're doing like I was employing some kind of strategy that you're onto

Right. Yeah, okay So, uh, so no question mark, you know what it means I don't know then you say this. I don't know you said remind you I hate what i'm doing You're uncomfortable. Oh, you're uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. And then I say I'm gonna make you remind me some more so you get uncomfortable more So you're reading your seats that you're a bad person I'm just being reminded of what joffrey

You're a shitty attorney for yourself, dude. Then you go. Oh, this feels so bad. That feels so bad. You go I feel dirty But i'm glad you're happy Yeah, that was then this is now Three weeks later you go. I wasn't on the rise. Yeah, and at that moment And then you you go Just send you a monthly reminder that i'm nothing without you and I need your help I love mark. Mark's a fucking bad. What did you reply with? I'm on it. Oh, okay

There you go, but I wasn't but the truth is I wasn't That's it. Are you defending yourself? Yeah, that's the thing. I wasn't on it. Yeah. Yeah, and then he harded the i'm on it Right, so you harded a lie, bro Yeah, oh, and I knew it was a lie too. Oh, and then you do some fucking crazy angles here. I love it You want I'm gonna read it to you. It's the mark smalls. Yeah This is like months later you go. Hey, man I know you're you're going through a lot. So just one this was during your rehab time I was listening. I was looking. I was I listened. I was listening. I'm a fan of the podcast

I I do it as an angle Okay, I know you let me read it. I know you do. I know you do. All right. I know you do Hey, man, it's one. I know you're going through a lot So just wanted to send you some love and let you know you're great and you're worth it That's that's so sweet and genuine. That's genuine bobby. You know what I responded. What? I'm on it. Nothing. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm already doing This show is sponsored by ridge wallet ridge wallet. Oh my god. I felt like for years Doing this podcast I in my head. I'm like, where is ridge wallet?

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Belly and right now you can save up to 40 up through december 20 second Get the best offer at ridge.com slash Belly and right now you can save up to 40 percent through december 22nd Two weeks later Had to restart shit was bugging loading back in that was warzone. We were playing warzone. Oh, right, right Crushed nerd bro. So good. Oh, that's that. What was that? You said crush tonight, bro. So good. I remember that you were so good Thanks, man And that's pretty much it and then and then that was kind of when you were I was here and you were responding to text when I sent that crushed it and you were thanks, man

I was like He's a new fucking guy. This guy's a change. Exactly. Thank you. I was a changed man And I and I send the hearts collide because you know, he's like very sweet always comes through like Which is the same I feel about me like I'm a sweet genuine guy, but I am not good Responding yeah, and like Like do what you did reading that right now you went out of your way To do those things and I want to apologize to you I'm not I just smile

I'm being real. Thank you. Thank you, Bobby. But I haven't done it yet. Okay By the way, my bad. All right. You'll know when I'm apologizing. Okay. All right. Here we go Has it started yet or no has it started I'm trying. I really want to do it. I want to do it right. Yeah Make it right. Make it right. Let me look at your in the eyes, dude You can do it It's such a funny looking guy. That's why You really do look like bradley cooper sick a sick one like a sick one. Yeah, right. Am I the sick right or no?

No, I think just a young Silver linings bradley cooper Yeah, it's very good. Yeah little mental. Yeah little mental but let's eat gone Yeah, but after was he in wedding crashers my mind is more like but he was the villain He was we didn't like him then it was chubby. You're more like philadelphia bradley cooper Oh, god. Anyway, um, it was an age joke, but anyway, um age joke Sorry, that was honestly, dude. I um number one

Um, I've been following obviously I follow you on social media and I follow bird as well and to see you um In those gigantic stadiums crushing it It just puts so much joy in my heart because it's something that I've seen long ago. I honestly sweet. I'm not done. I apologize bro I'm sorry, dude. I honestly think and anyone that you literally are A beast on stage like you're I told all these guys before you were coming here. I go you're the next thing I think the first time he you guys met in san francisco, right? Yeah, he called me that night And I swear to you. I'm just not blowing smoke up your ass. He was like this kid. Is it he's the next guy Oh, that's very and he's reminded me every time that he sees you perform. He's like holy shit. This kid is it

Yeah, you're it you're everything that I think you're relevant. I think that you're your style is uh Very much your own, you know, I mean it's you know It's surface. It's kind of a little stony, but it's like it's really relevant and cool, man I really like what you're doing. Your jokes are really funny and um You're young and relevant. I love it. I really do I I think that you're gonna have a rise and I think you're gonna I think from now on With what you're doing right now in your career and stuff that those dark days are well behind you

Okay, I really believe that All right, so how do you feel I feel good Yeah, but what I said though, what what I said? No, I was great. Especially um Especially when you said it I you take joy in that because that's that's a very high compliment Yeah, when when you can take joy in someone else's I rarely can I rarely can yeah, but no, it's impossible But when somebody is good, yeah, I go like when I see Trevor Wallace for instance Oh, he's a beast. He's a beast and I all the things that he's doing I'm just kind of like that guy's just great and I I have no questions

Yeah, I mean, you know, there are people that you see On the social media and you go why? Or how? We're not gonna name those people now. Which I really I want to me too I don't how about you? I don't think we should I don't think we should name a couple will bleep every single one out. No Because I feel like that list will never end It's just gonna keep going longer and longer that you know And this is like this is the part of the game that I feel like you and I are not that good at

Is the schmoozing yeah, and like I know guys that can go into a Hollywood party Santino is one of them I think you're one of them now too I don't know why You are I think you Are so different now like you have a different energy about you and you are one of those schmoozers now You're so good at it. That doesn't make me feel good though. No, no, I'm not in the negative way Like I feel like you actually know how to hold yourself more social like more sociable. I I think it's it's an aspect of the game

That I was never good at because it's found it's it feels phony You know, it's like if I don't like somebody I don't like somebody right but in these Hollywood kind of schmoozing situations You have to pretend that you're a fan Or you actually like them and then also there's an agenda, right? You're trying to get something out of it The whole game seems really gross. But isn't that any Holiday corporate party like anywhere you go whether it's Hollywood whether in any any industry. It's all like that. I know It's all issues. I know So I've learned to do it in my own way, right? But um, I think the way I look at it is

You know what we're all human beings. I should be nice to everyone We're all just trying our best And with that context in my mind I can go into a situation and not take things personally And and figure out that it's kind of sort of this weird game that I have to play But it does um make me feel gross There are like some parties that we've been to together There are some where it like it makes you sick

Just how they walk around a room and how they operate. You're like, oh my god Who taught you this like where did you train for this? Like when we did one where we were sitting at a table And everyone is huge around us and we felt like small It's not that it's more like uh, I didn't feel small I was more we were giggling at the circumstances right because it's like every you can tell everyone's uncomfortable But everyone's like really working overtime to sort of impress each other

So we were just in the corner We receded into the darkness and we were kind of like look at this shit like a fucking zoo also trying to hope like figure out like What I can do to start this conversation was making me laugh like So what's in your mind? Ron Howard was there, right? So I was like, what are your pickup lines for Ron Howard? That's exactly what we were talking about. I was like, hey, what would you say to him right now? Love happy days. I mean, what do you?

What do you say? You're gonna go happy days? You're gonna go happy days? No, I was you know, I think the first thing I would probably do in in in a if I ran into him like I love Apollo 13. I think that would be the first thing. Oh, no, I don't think that's a good opening I know it's terrible, right? You would have been like, you know cute hair No, what hair? I know exactly cute hair. I'm sorry. What hair? That would I would have been thrown out of he would have laughed. He would have laughed Hey, cute hair. What hair? Yeah, but I don't what do you like you don't want people coming out to you and be like, oh my god. I loved you and he does

Oh, you do like no, I know no civilians but like Like art it like like people in the in so Ron Howard came to you Dude, love your comedy Yeah, okay. That's the way you do it broad. That's good. Love your films That's specific. You're right I like it. I don't like it You sound media trained. I'm a huge fan. It's so just what if you are though? I want to fuck your daughter. Is that not good?

She's your daughter hot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah Because she and that's a compliment to the family bloodlines. Yeah Yeah, no, I'm the worst at that I spent a whole weekend with this like huge famous pro skateboarder who I like idolized Since I was a child he's here and he was he was I don't know if he's still out here eric coston Like I have a story about him dude. I don't like him. Oh, really? Really? I don't like him. I can see it. I don't like the guy I want to hear it. He's super talented. Yeah, okay, and this is probably only in my head. Yeah, right?

And I probably imagined it. So eric if you're listening you're not But if you are you're not you just gaslit him into thinking he's actually not listening You're a master dude. I'm a master. If you're listening you're not. Yeah, stop All right, if you're listening stop, but my point is is this is um So I was at a because I used to hang out with skaters. So yeah, I hung out with this guy Laban Phideas You know, he's he's skated for dog town back when we man skated for dog town I'm not with a bunch of skaters and um guys that worked at transworld and so I would get invited to like skate parties And this is when I I was 22. I wasn't even a stand-up really

Maybe I was maybe like 24, but I was bare. I was an open micro And I would go and I went to a party and I saw cost in there And I thought he said who the fuck is that guy You thought he said that's what I thought I heard him say Now it's probably in my own head Right. I don't know that for for sure, right, but I've carried that with me for 20 years. That's insane. It is What if he was like, who the fuck is that guy, you know, like a oh, yeah Like like damn that guy's got it going on. I didn't know who yeah, I had like a shoe missing. I was like

Yeah, yeah, I have a question because you used to have a skate shop, right? Yeah, like who did the books for that? Who's that? He just giggles. You did the book. I did the book. You're the accountant. Yeah, I did the books You knew how to do books. I had a book There were numbers in it. Yeah, I mean I mean the book was it's like, you know, how much I loaned out, you know, I mean, how much we're making every day Yeah, the skate rails, you know, I mean t-shirts Book inside. Yeah, there was no book. You're right. There was no book

I never had a book. I never had one. Yeah, but like I was dumb with my money No, I think that you believed in people and you trusted and you didn't you know, you just they were your friends Yeah, I mean they gave me plans But also when someone says I'm gonna make rails like have just a little bit better judgment You know what I mean? I know that you've had all of these bad experiences and people not paying you back But it seems like this is something that's you're never gonna stop doing because just last year you did the same thing We're not gonna mention who but I did. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. What you're about to do I'm not gonna say anything. I get what you're doing

I don't I want to know you will you will know you will all know. Okay, George knows. He knows they know But that was family Oh And family's different. Sure. That is true. That is very true. Oh, right. So I had a family member He invented something That um, you could just get at Verizon. Best buy. Best buy anywhere. Did you believe in the product? At the time I did because he was like saying that the material and all that stuff, but basically what it was is Don't get too descriptive. Don't get too descriptive. I have to just say it's a

Accessory it's an accessory for your phone, but that was already like but I'd seen it before But because of the material And the acoustics he said. Ah, it was the acoustics involved. So basically where the sound comes up acoustics Dog, I'm sold. I know like my wallet just comes out of my pocket when you say acoustic Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could tell me you want this wallet has a good. You want my house? Yeah I'm with it. Acoustics is good. That's a good. That's a good scam. But so basically what it was is I'm just gonna say it who gives a fuck, right? It's fun. It's it's a Sleeve that you put on your phone and it's a stand. We've all seen that it's a phone stand. It's a phone that we've all seen

It's a phone. So we reinvented the pop top, right, but but heavier. See where the Where the mic? See where the mic is he had a cup thing acoustics to the acoustics Oh, uh clever. Yeah, that's clever. Yeah, and I still haven't seen it anywhere. God forbid. They're bluetooth speakers. You know what I mean? And also you're just encouraging people to be an asshole and listen to their phone in the middle of public Exactly. That's true. Get fucking headphones. Yeah, you guys all like public anime Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, but I'm really thinking on like a

I know that if show business doesn't work out like I just need just a I'm gonna think of a good invention Yeah, and I'm coming to you. I'll tell you what you can't do for my initial investment. That's great Here's what you can't do. What's that? Um Teach anyone to play warzone. No, that's okay, and we can get into this. Yeah, I will I'd like to You're what are you going? Are you are? Am I Garth Brooks?

Garth Brooks, you were Berks Yeah, I mean, what are you saying? I'm saying listen up. Steve Aoki. I want to fucking That was a callback from an earlier podcast. I'm a fan. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know, it was like the you know, We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Yeah. All right. Don't be nervous, dude. Don't be that farmed I didn't get anything You're great. I thought Gil you would at least give me Mark. No, you didn't mark. We're just gonna cut it out. Don't worry. We got you dude. Um back to warzone you're just

Just the flow slow down the great thing about playing with you is like you it's like corralling uh like A manic seven-year-old child But then when we play with like you and your brother you turn into me and then your brother is Like that that child, you know what I'm saying so like a child Just like freaking out panicking. What do we do? Why why are we doing that? It's your fault. You don't give thanks. I'm putting food on the table

I'm bringing you ammo. I'm buying you load out kills kills. I'm killing All right. I'm carrying you to victory never have done not a single I never went with you I have never with you. I have clips multiple clips not a single thing. Good job smalls Good job smalls. No, it's a you're so selfish. You're so selfish, but can I ask you something? Yeah Mark and be honest with your heart. Yeah Um, have there been times and just be real. Yeah, where if we're in a four-man group Three of us are together. Yeah And you're

Somewhere else very true. Okay. Yes. So let me ask you something. Where are you mark? Where am I? I'm in a car Why I'm trying. I'm gathering. I'm hunting. You know, I'm trying to bring my team back Kills and and supplies and ammo. Hey, we all did win our first game together the first time I met him Hey, Gil and Frank Castillo. Love Frank. Love Frank. Yeah. Yeah Terrible player terrible terrible player always high. So oh dude terrible player and I don't like playing with him Yeah, he thinks he's better than he is. That's what I hate about it. Yeah, I know I'm bad. Yeah, I say it out loud Sorry, right? You're not that bad. You're not that bad. I love it. You're not that bad I love that you're saying I played I play with a lot of bad people. Okay. You're not anywhere near bad bad at all

I have my own style, but here's the deal. Okay, so If three guys are together And four guys are attacking them, right wouldn't it be Great if our fourth guy was with us. Mm-hmm. That's all I'm saying. Not an airport. Yeah, but what if You're not wearing your seatbelt in the car and you get thrown to safety. You know what I'm saying? So like Maybe you guys die, but then I'm alone So I get a chance to buy you back and bring you back into the game and I don't die because I'm with the three

You know, okay, I'm dildos. I can't you know, they can't really do anything Actually makes sense to me because as it applies to spearfishing and when you're when you're trying to catch mahi You shouldn't be Right next to a friend trying to spear the same fish So if someone misses the fish the second person down current Can then nail that interesting is the fish trying to eat you? Um, no, but there is it maybe a shark lurking around right right But my point though is is that you're being hunted aggressively for real. Okay. All right in a video game in a video game

Okay, so that's what I'm saying Completely different scenario. I think I I kind of see where you're coming from mark. Yeah. Yeah If like other spearmen were trying to kill you and you're trying to kill the other. I mean that scenario Maybe that would Is that the right? It's a weird one. Let's I really tried for you. I really appreciate it too. I really and I don't think I could play with you anymore No, I we haven't played in a while and I haven't I haven't played personally in months. Yeah, what are you playing right now? You stop playing games. Nothing. You're not playing stardew anymore

He's playing hinge Game no It's a tough game No, I'm I'm I'm waiting for a couple of RPGs to come out next year. What are you waiting? um Hogwarts legacy And uh starfield star. Yeah, that one looks good. That looks good. Yeah, that looks really good. I like but you know what? Um, I might get back into once I'm done with I'm very busy right now But in november once I have some free time would you would you like to be on a fire team with me and get me back into the world?

A new one Bobby I there would be nothing more and I'll stream with you Oh, I would I would love you who'd like playing better with me or Eric Ruffin um God damn dog. He's trying. He's trying to get spicy up in here. I mean Eric Like I'm farther away from Eric most of the time And because of the smell he's

I'm he's never you can tell him in the game. Yeah. Yeah. It's like he he's here and I'm like I'm way out But he doesn't even realize like he's too busy in his own thing. Yeah, and I feel like you're always like frantically looking around Where's my team? You know, yeah, yeah, he's kind of like doing his thing. He don't really mind, you know Yeah, we mean you have a great time playing me you ramy. Ramy's great. Yeah, we miss ramy. We miss ramy. I gotta shout out Shout out ramy um shout out um There was a kid from Denver. I used to play with I forgot his name josh You remember him josh the gay one the gay one. Yeah, he's good. He's got a boyfriend. He's a very good. Yeah

The gays are very good. Yeah, the gays are good. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know like uh a A couple years ago when we had Ari Shafir on our show You said that one of the ways that he took revenge on you was he took poo And then he put it under the hat your your door handle and in certain places in the car We're like high touch. Yeah, because I just found out that there's a way to take revenge on people that you don't like And it's called like poop cupping. Oh Have you ever heard of this? No, I don't know. It's like if you're in someone's house

Say for instance and that person is being like absolutely rude to you You can take like a red drinking cup and you poo in it and you put it in somewhere In like anywhere in their house where they don't where they can't find it. Maybe like a high shelf So they it's it's like kind of like torture tactics So did they go crazy trying to look for what is that smell for like six years? Have you done this before? It's what Jeffrey Dahmer did but with bodies Oh With body parts. Yeah, he did it with the dick. But how brilliant is that? That's pretty good. We're gonna hit the dick

He hit the dick. We've done that. He hit the dick. I've done that as it. It wasn't a cup. It was uh, we called it, uh The shogi it was a shit hoagie That a buddy had shit onto two pieces of bread from a subway from subway and then wrapped it up and then put it under This kid's bed and that a shogi sat there for months No To the point where I forgot about it We all forgot and then we somehow ended up back up in here and I was like and I looked and it was still there But why do you have to put it in a cup or in a sandwich? Why can't you just do raw shit?

Because Oh, well, you would have to carry it in your hand. I know that's your thing. No, you do is you take I've I just thought about this Right. This is what you do. That's his thing a spatula. He likes touching poo. Oh, okay a couple times You take you poo in a red cup. I love the red cup idea red. So right you have a spatula You use it once You scoop the poo out, right by a spatula and then you go underneath like a couch like this And you just spread it against the bottom lining of a couch

Wow Right, so then they can't really when they look under that they don't see anything right and you do that all over the house I think that's a good idea all over like behind that surfboard right there I would put it next to a vent so that it blows. It's like kind of very smart. Yeah, very smart. There's glade plugins Yes, but it's not It's a shogi play So if I did that in your house, for instance, and I walk I don't have one a house. Yeah You didn't have a house

Can't do it in your place, right? Wherever you live. Yeah, let's go. George if I did it in your house If I did it in your house, right and um as I walked away, what is the joy that I'm going to feel I I'm going to feel Glee at first like Right, but then later nights are going to be like Could they get sick? Who would you do? What house would you feel you don't have no guilt? Uh, no guilt. Hmm I don't know. Wow. I don't really Yeah, who's that comic

Oh, yeah, he did it to his friend a show. I don't really care. I mean, I'm on zoloft now We have a question about zoloft because I was on zoloft for a really long time Is it really hard for you to come? Oh, yeah, absolutely God, I just it I was just Can you get erect? No, she knows I can get erect. I can get erect That's not the problem. So it's like I could feel really really horny. I just could not come to save my life Like a mental blog and I've heard like well butrin along with that will help but you know every now and you know every now and then it's hard but I don't you know, I don't really the sex isn't for the come for me. Oh, wow. You're a new age guy

You like it's a journey like the journey Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, you let her come. Oh, I have to let her come. Yeah, you let her come and you don't come That's right Marissa. We have tools. Well, Marissa, do you feel guilty if he doesn't come? Yeah Very good. That's Marissa everybody. I like it. Shout out to Marissa. Shout out Marissa. Yeah, she she'll be like I want you to and I'm like, ah Hey, we'll try tomorrow morning, you know, so you say that during the session. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're very we're not like

we're not super talkative, but You know, have you said it? What like give me an example of something you would say This is why I'm sorry not what she said because I don't want to don't speak for her Something that you would say in a sexual thing. Yeah, what's this? It wasn't mark dirty talk Marissa, what do I say? I don't know. I I blank I blank out, dude I have a recent occurrence from this morning. She's trying to help you out, buddy We traveled to destinations unknown for the first time

And I think it was because uh, who was on last week here. Um, what's her face the only uh Oh, Stella Berry. Yes. Yes And we were taught she was she was talking about Hey, you got your only liking anal and we've always talked about it And it was always like you got to get lube and this and that and then she was saying like you don't need lube You just need a little spit and fucking go for it, you know, there's plenty and I was like, yeah, you know what? She's right, you know, yeah and so

There was some a little pushback, but you know, we go there normally all the time, you know Not with the the penis, but What with the feet? No with the Smooth as Saw feet. No with the fingers. I was like, you know what? No Today's the fucking day. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. We we got I got inspo And we're doing it but also shout out to Marissa for taking charge and saying let's do this Yes

Or no, wait, wait. Were you not Oh You push the agenda first of all, I mean, I'm the creative art director art director, you know, she's definitely the talent It's worse when you say you don't want it because they'll never stop pushing it. Yes Yeah, it's almost like you just have to say yeah, I don't care stick it in there and then they never do Yeah, so how does that conversation? I'm like, um, hey, what I go, um Hi, uh I'm in your vagina right now, but I was hoping maybe

No, you're just you're just I'm just doing my thing and then you know, you kind of like do a little Do a little test test with your fingers with your fingers right and then I kind of went okay. You know what? I'm going three this time. You know I got some sort of a grip And now I'm going in my head. I'm going well poop comes out. That's bigger than my dick Why can't yeah sure lube to shit Although poo is softer. It's fine But also it's like it's so different the sensation coming out versus going in. I'm sure yeah

It is like night and day like I had a fever the the first time I did anal Okay, I had a fever and I was high on ambient But like that's how because of the I honestly think my body went into some kind of shock And I was like medicated And the first it was honestly so painful and traumatic for me But you know teach his own. Hopefully it wasn't that way for you I think well, she definitely was like what's happening right now? Of like what's in me, you know, oh you did you did do it. Oh, yeah. Okay. My bad. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and she didn't stop you

No, right shit mazel mazel to both Right. How long did it last just? Talking over You came but No, I came It was like he's a good five that that that was like zoloft. Yeah, no Right. Yeah, you just got to do it in the butt. The kids if you're ever in we have zoloft inside your system Anals the way to go anal sex dude anal sex. Wow. Yeah, that's amazing

But I appreciated what she was talking about when she was like, I don't like to think about things While I'm having sex or just Stella you mean Stella Yeah, I don't like to think about things like this and that and I was like, yeah, that makes sense That makes a lot of sense. Right. Yeah, I just I can lose it so quick because of the add like it's Yeah, I think I'm more traditional. You are a very christian very Yeah, yeah very very much a christian life. They're bad for life. Yeah. Yeah for me. Yeah, you don't you don't do it's perfect Yeah, yeah, it's got the right, you know, I mean elastic, you know, I mean and the opening I love The best opening the best opening, you know, I mean, it's juicy. Also, you don't have to really like work

You don't have to work. Well, I have to work for it. Yeah. Well, once I'm in I don't yeah Just I know how to do it dock it up. Yeah, you dock. What? Dock it up. You dock it up. Talk it up. Dock it up Dude, I love docking dude so The last thing I want to ask you mark is um, and this is a serious question When did you feel like you're rock because I feel like there was something that happened That shifted things for you career-wise. Do you is it getting the new manager? Uh, the new manager is great. He's awesome. I think just like the act of it was like, oh

This is This might be real, you know, right when you're up when I was up in san francisco I'm doing five six spots of night sometimes, you know, and you're doing doing but it's not real Then you move down here and you're like, oh, shit. It's hard. You can feel it's hard and you're like and and now It's all in and so when the manager happened. It was like cool. I had a couple people reach out and help me out Chappelle Lacey was like great Steven fury were like awesome and they they hooked me up and then um

Both great comics both And yeah, great but It was just kind of that more and more things were kind of starting to come my way And um, you know when I started my podcast it started doing well and and yeah, it's it feels good Great, man. We do not have to wait tables. Shout out your podcast. Is it country club adjacent? Yeah, country club adjacent Yeah, it's a golf podcast with because it wasn't nicky glazier saw you two and she liked you. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, here's the deal dude. Yeah, and do you mean that it sees you and Bert probably felt the same way once he saw you Yeah, once they see you that you just kind of go. Oh, I understand that this is Something that's good and this guy has a lot of talent. Yeah, I would say like you you helped me out like immensely You really did you really appreciate it. No you did. Thank you. Um Just with the confidence you followed through with everything you said you were gonna do I tried to get abby to sign you and she fucked up by not doing it No, I I could have tried harder because I'm just saying that I did make the call. I did make the phone call. Thank you. Okay, but like during the pandemic

She was like super it was hard for everyone. Yeah, I didn't even reach out during the pan I was like, oh comedy's over anyway. So what the fuck? I don't need to reach out. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah Just that pod has been doing, you know, great. No, I could feel it. I can feel I was telling everyone I go I can feel something happening with you. Congratulations. I think that um, thank you good days are ahead Oh, baby. Let's go. Yeah, I need it. Yeah. Yeah. You should see we have it and like an unhelpful advice Uh, we don't have any questions for this trip. No trip. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Let me pull something up I think I have in my back pocket How much time do we have you done? Is this is more? Well, yeah, that's why I'm doing it

Is this the place where you guys invented the fighter in the kid subreddit or? Is this very good produced by I love it. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, Kalilah. I You'll probably cut this but like that the way you handled that interview was like I was multiple times I was like That's fucking good. The only times he came. Mark is a huge fan of our podcast. He's always has to be. I appreciate that. He knows the world He gets it. I have so much more to tell you after we air this. The insides of all of that Because I have to eat dinner. So I think we How much time have we had we're over an hour. We're good. Mark. Is there anything else you want to plug?

Yeah, um, I'm dropping. Uh, I'm dropping like a 45 minute set on youtube. Uh, when are we releasing this? Okay, so yeah, it'll be out of my youtube, uh, mark smalls live come hang out On twitch with me, uh, twitch.tv slash mark smalls live check out my podcast country club adjacent And if you don't like golf check out my other podcast pair 69. Wait, how long how much longer are you guys in town for? We're leaving tomorrow. Oh, everyone's leaving tomorrow I know don't I was gonna hope we got a driving arrangement or whatever dude. Um boiling crab closes at 10. Can we go? All right, you've been there. Wait, wait a second. I do want to address this. You've been there by dinner

I love boiling. You want to eat some dinner tonight? It's right here. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. Let's go You've been there like five. I don't care. I gotta eat something. I and it's so it's so close No, I'm just saying like have you enjoyed it each time? I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it Okay, boiling crab. It's on me. My treat. You're hungry. Let's go. Can we go eat? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, everyone Thank you so much mark. Thank you. I'll kill it. We're gonna. You're gonna come back. Thank you for the real NLA. Thank you. Bye guys Hey Prime members, you can listen to tiger barely ad free on amazon music Download the amazon music app today or you can listen ad free with wondry plus in apple podcast

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