TigerBelly - Ep 380: The Diet Coke Fiasco
Episode Date: December 28, 2022It's a family episode with Rudy & Issa! We chat about Rudy's gripes with Bobo, Little Tokyo showdown, Mountain Top, hot white professors, and answer some Slept Kingdom questions. Sponso...rs: TigerBelly is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the world’s largest therapy service, BetterHelp has matched 3 million people with professionally licensed and vetted therapists available 100% online. Go to www.betterhelp.com/belly Right now, it’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition! All you have to do is visit www.athleticgreens.com/belly    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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With me, I'll be a banana with you we're in the tree
being banana
And they will eat us one day the monkey will eat us one day I
Just wrote that song and um, it's really my talent
My talent is like diverse complex
dynamic
And I just look in the mirror, and I just got a kind of point, you know, and I go that's you're the one
Who's the one me because I'm in the mirror in a mirror. Yeah. Yeah. I just go you're the one
Congratulations for being you
Look at you look at your face
Look at what God did
Well, you're you know your core
It's like a brilliant core. It's like core like the earth
Where it's just like that molten lava and the fucking center is just going
I can just like come up with songs, you know, I can come pineapple juice
Is in my dreams? I mean, I just it just comes out. You know what I mean? Yeah foot time
Foot time. I like foot time. Yeah. Yeah. Can we hear for a little more foot time foot time foot time. I'm going on the track
You know
I mean, it's just like, you know, you don't know it's like it's childlike, you know, me
It's very like also adult adult to be like the last. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
You know people like you try to bring me down over the years and try to
Labels under my music and my craft people have yeah people like you negative people
Oh my god, I'm like the biggest fan of your music
There are some that you play that genuinely make me cry and you know it. Okay, so you sing me a song just from scratch
Go ahead. I can't what if I give you a thing? How about a word?
Yeah, I'll give you a word and you try to do it, right? Mountain top go up
Boom, okay. Okay. How about you? We're at that mountain top
Oh my god, that way try to get out so good mountain top a few later on the top of the mountain
Wow, just isn't a peak or I don't even know how you do that
That's right. Oh that song mountain top. That's where I lie down. No, that's real. I knew it
Are you I thought you guys were in sync. That's okay. Do it again and sing more then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you individually
Go ahead. Yeah, what are you single line using? No, we'll sing it together. That's how you got it. All right. All right, right?
That's a real song. Why does it sound real? That's a real song. I can't tell if they're fucking that's a lot
Look at cloud is a real fucking song. Yeah, it's the realest song. Well, then you said I will sing one together
Go ahead. Right. Yeah, it's called it's called desert land
Okay
That's where the same man
Not the same as that one not the same
It's not the same. It's not the same, but but can you be completely honest with me and forth, right? Yeah
Is mountain top a real song or did you make it up? It's a real song. So that's cheating
Yeah, it's well. Yeah
So I'm gonna give you another name. Yeah, but you know, whatever you give us. It's it's a song that already exists. All right
Oh, uh, challenge the song. This is
How about this? Yeah philanthropic measures
We know this okay, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, we know this okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh my god, it's so good attitude. Give us a give us a topic. All right. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah
I think yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah
happen what the fuck dude, I just
I mean, okay, I have one. Um
Labre tar pits. Mm classic ones
Bum bum bum bum uh-bum bum-bum bum
bum-bum bum bum- bum bum bum bum ba-ba-ba-book
La Breitaar pits
La Breitaar pits
thats where the dinosaur comes from
it is....
Beau chews
It's
It is Sorbo
I knew that one too
Their bonus is dinosaur bone juice.
Dinosaur bone juice?
Bobby thinks the tar is a dinosaur bone juice.
I don't know what is the tar is a bone.
That is so dumb.
I don't know what the baby left for me.
Dinosaur bone juice.
What is that black stuff?
What is the tar?
Is it bone juice?
I don't know what it is.
Anyway, bom.
Bom.
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom.
I was going to do that for like two minutes before I
just saw it.
All right, anyway.
What's wrong with it?
I just wanna go from a nap.
It wasn't a nap you slept from last night.
No I didn't.
Why is there a deep dish pizza, a fuckin'
Pizza.
Why is there a deep dish pizza?
Uh uh uh.
What's the deep dish pizza?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh, bitch!
Why is there a deep dish pizza up there?
And then why is there a dozen crispy crinkled donuts?
And then why is there a shake from Sun Life?
I'll tell you why.
Why?
Yes, sometimes like in the middle of the night,
you wake up because you got the hungos
and then you run out, you eat your pizza
and then for like 15 minutes later, you're back asleep.
That does not mean that the second part of the nap.
What do you think that happened?
What time do you think that happened?
I don't know, like one o'clock.
In the morning?
No, one PM.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I woke up.
I know, that's like your one AM though.
That doesn't mean, no, anyway.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
The second part, the second sleep,
the second three hour part of your sleep
is not a nap, Bobby.
That's just a continuation of the earlier sleep.
Oh, okay.
So I went to sleep.
You went, yeah.
I just woke up.
You just woke up.
Even though I had to a four hour wake-up segment
in between the two things.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
This woman's trying to twist my mind.
And I don't like it.
Don't twist my mind.
Now listen.
You know that we got age-gated on YouTube?
What's age-gated mean?
The Ari Shafir episode,
it was like the most regular average Tiger Belly episode
I thought.
It's because of him.
No, I think it's you.
Let's pick up him.
No, it's because of YouTube.
It was such a chill episode.
Yeah, I think so too.
Don't you think his reputation
have anything to do with it?
Oh, I don't know.
Remember the whole Klobe stuff.
He has 3.9 million on his own.
Of what?
Video of him doing stand-up.
So I don't know why we got age-gated.
But maybe, how do you know he got age-gated?
I don't even know what age-gated means,
so explain that to me.
If you have to sign in and prove your age
to even watch the episode.
I like when that happens.
Like over 18.
I like when that happens.
But what happens is we have to put out
a clean version of it, which is kind of bullshit, I think.
Because it's like, this is us.
We've always been this way.
Well, I'm sorry.
Well, you wanted to call Elon Musk.
I don't know who owns that thing.
Yeah, we try.
Bezos, I don't know.
Somebody does it.
Did Elon get back to you, by the way?
About Tinder?
No.
Well, I fucking would reach at the likes of Friedman.
So my Twitter is locked still.
Yeah.
Or hacked, and I went up to,
called Lex Friedman, no connections.
Yeah.
He goes, there's nothing I can do, but he, you know.
Why did you make him sound Russian?
Isn't that what he is?
He's, he's, he's from Ukraine, yeah.
That's what he sounds like to me, you know?
Yeah.
I don't know Elon, you, go, go, go,
go through the Twitter and they have the age,
you know, fill in the form.
I go, all right, then I thought I had connections,
but, so what'd you think of my acting?
It's pretty good.
In the movie.
What movie?
A movie.
Wait, first we should probably like,
You didn't even preface that.
Any movie?
You're a liar then.
Harold and Kumar?
Great movie.
Death and Ramen.
That was good.
No.
Hey, who came, who showed up?
And who?
Well, you're the only one that showed up for me,
so thank you very so much.
Wait, I had a live show also.
You didn't give me the invite until like an hour before.
No, I didn't.
How did Gilbert know before me?
Did I tell you?
You didn't, did you?
And why?
You did research.
Yeah, I did.
Please.
Did you not?
Tiger invited me.
Okay, yeah.
That's research.
Wait, this was just really fucked up
because I'm ultimately the one who hooked you up,
who hooked Tiger up with you and I didn't get the invite.
That's on Tiger.
Well, that's on Tiger.
And you should lash out on him.
I'm gonna lash out.
Tiger, you fucked up, dude.
Wait a second, we should intro the show.
I know, but I want to talk about this first.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How nervous were you?
What did I mean?
We met, we bumped into each other
when you were coming out of the bathroom.
Yeah.
And then you seemed very hyped to see it.
Were you nervous to see this?
Because you described this being a very interesting journey.
It was a tough one and I just,
and Matt wasn't there, so I was a little mad about that.
Who's Matt?
Jones.
Oh, the other actor.
The other actor.
And it was that short film, everyone.
You know, I did a short film.
And then there was like a little theater,
we went in there, what was it, a screening room?
Yeah.
And there was people out there I didn't even know, right?
There's some old people, I don't know.
There's that one girl.
There's that one girl.
I've got a question about my bro.
Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.
But once it started, I was like, oh, this is pretty.
Did you?
Yeah.
You know, here's another thing I want to tell you,
and that's why I brought it up,
is we did that little question and answer thing at the end.
And this guy right here tried to throw him for a loop
and make fun of me or whatever.
What did I say?
I forgot what you said,
but I remember you asking me,
because there's a bunch of theater people out there
and people that are in film and stuff like that.
And they're asking real questions about stuff,
but then you-
Sometimes some of these questions are so serious.
They're so serious.
It's almost a bit much.
And then what'd you say?
I said, I noticed that Bob,
there was a scene where Bobby was,
something about like you were cutting
all the vegetables and stuff.
And I said, I guess Tiger brought that up.
And I said, oh, that wasn't Bobby who cut vegetables.
He couldn't do it.
And I was just asking.
That's just to make fun of me.
And I felt like that question was to get the theater
to act class.
Wait, let me get this clear.
I'm not clear on this.
There was a scene where Bobby's character-
Cut vegetables.
Cutting vegetables,
but when you were filming,
you needed a body double to cut vegetables?
A hand double.
I was actually curious about the choice.
Yeah, because do you know why?
Why?
Because that's another three hours I have to stay there.
You know what I mean?
It takes so long to get the angles for that.
And then I got to practice the chopping.
I could just have some Japanese dude do it.
He has my hands, little yellow hands.
Who has your hands?
Yeah, yeah.
Did you look at the hands?
Did you believe it?
I honestly thought it was you cutting it.
Thank you so much.
I would have been able to tell.
I know you could, because he's been inside of you.
That's true.
Oh my God, you have children.
So it's intro, bub bub bub bub bub bub.
Welcome to Tiger Belly.
I'm Bobby Lee.
And we've got Issa from the Philippines.
How are you?
I'm okay.
What's the matter?
She was yawning when you guys
were talking about death.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're so tired.
I get it.
We can cut that out.
Oh, we got that guy.
Kalyla, George, Jules.
Welcome to another episode.
This is more of a family episode.
You know, welcome to America.
Welcome to Tiger Belly.
Welcome to Tiger Belly.
You've already done Tiger Belly,
but just a little bit.
You've already been done it before.
Oh wait, this is Jules' first time on Tiger Belly.
Really?
She's made an appearance.
One in the desert with the...
Oh, that's right.
And she was also in that short film.
The Tiger Belly short film.
Oh, that's right.
She's both Korean, so she's kind of like
adjacently attached.
She also lives here in this fucking house.
She lives right there.
One of her chores is to clean up this studio.
So Issa, Issa, Issa, Issa.
What's the best thing you've done so far?
You've been in America.
I feel like Aunt Kalyla and your family
aren't giving you the grand tour
and the most immersive experience.
No, because it's because I was sick
for a whole entire week.
That's what I wanted to bring up.
Yeah, and then I got Mama Kalyla sick
and so she can't rig me anymore.
Mama Kalyla is now sick.
Yeah, yeah, so let me ask you this.
Was that a practical joke?
Very funny.
Bringing a fucking disease from different place?
It was my fault.
I wore a mask the whole time in the plane.
Interesting.
So are you saying that you got it at the Philippines?
Yeah.
That's your fault then?
That's my fault.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't you reveal there?
I tried to justify.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you tried to justify.
Were you so, let's do some investigating, okay?
Before you got on the plane, to come to America,
did you feel sick?
No.
Interesting.
You believe that?
Your honor?
I believe her so far.
And you know what she said?
Well, not her, but her mom said.
She was like, because Issa was like,
I have a sore throat when they got here the first day.
I have a sore throat and her mom was like,
oh yeah, that's just from eating ice cream on the plane.
I remember saying that.
And then we all rolled our eyes.
Yeah, all of us were like, yeah.
And I was like, wait, I'm pretty sure
like your mom is a nurse.
Like she's fully educated.
And then for three days, she was like,
don't worry about it, it's just from the ice cream.
That's why you got his scratchy throat.
And even Bobby was like,
are you gotta stop with ice cream shit?
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
And then I got a sore throat.
From eating ice cream.
And then you got a sore throat.
We all had ice cream though.
Oh yeah, we did have ice cream, maybe.
That was the connection, maybe, I don't know.
And then you got sick later.
I'm the last.
I was the last to get sick.
Now how are you feeling?
I'm feeling better.
Me too.
You feeling good?
Yeah.
And you're sick.
I'm sick, but I'm okay.
Good, you're okay.
It wasn't a bad one.
It was like a sore throat already brought me things.
But anyway, I accept your apologies.
So when do you leave?
Sunday, I think.
Tuesday.
But Ease, what has been the most fun thing
that you've done so far here?
The funnest thing.
There hasn't been like really big events,
but I think it's just like being together.
Like it's fun.
Yeah, when we went to Little Tokyo together, it was fun.
That was fun.
That was the funnest thing?
Oh my God, Bobby had a meltdown in Little Tokyo.
Where did you guys eat?
Well, don't man, don't say it, Bobby.
But Bobby had a meltdown.
I already said it on my other podcast.
Oh no.
You're gonna fuck with my mind.
What are you being?
You crossed me across you, baby.
It's a war.
I know, but not the whole establishment.
Like you had beef with one person in there.
But yeah.
You almost put in, say, five or something.
No, no, I was gonna say fire him.
Oh, but he said fiat.
Fiat.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I bonded up on the other one.
What, that was ridiculous.
He was, listen, number one.
Okay, I'll describe what happened.
Yeah. We're at Dankatsu.
We're at, yeah, go getting ramen.
What's it called?
Well, we went to go get ramen.
No, I'm saying it.
No, you're not.
Bobby's a small business.
You don't want to do that.
It's not a small business.
They're a chain, fuck them.
Just say ramen.
They went to a ramen place in Little Tokyo,
the best one, supposedly.
The one with the biggest line in Little Tokyo.
Can I say that?
Oh, I know.
There are couples.
I know, I know, I know which one.
Right, so just, the one with the biggest line,
just think about that.
We signed up, we're a table of six, right?
You were there.
I signed my name and was I patient?
Yeah, we were there for 45 minutes.
We were there for how long?
45 minutes?
Yeah.
You were patient with me, right?
And playing games with you guys, right?
And being silly and having a good time.
Cause I'm with family.
And then let's just call them.
No?
No, no.
You can't do that.
No, I don't know.
Obviously, Mr. Nakamura.
Nakamura, I meant.
Yeah, Mr. Nakamura, which is.
Long for.
Yeah, long for.
You know what I mean?
What is even a bad thing to say?
Possibly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I couldn't say it.
You couldn't say it.
How about Banzai?
More fun.
Less fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I used to make Banzai plants.
No, that's not the kind of Banzai I'm talking about.
Banzai flying into fucking innocent human beings.
Artificial.
In Pearl Harbor.
That's what they yelled, didn't they?
During Pearl Harbor?
Banzai!
And they went into the, they did this?
Are you sure they did this?
This little hang loose thing?
Banzai?
No, no, no.
I don't think they did the hang loose thing.
No, are you sure they did shock us?
Yeah, I don't think they shocked us
going down to the Banzai.
Oh, is that why they flew into ships
because they weren't controlling it?
Yeah.
And they were too busy doing this?
Because they're racing the culture.
Or maybe there was photo, was there,
were there cameras?
Universal studios where you had like the ride?
No, no, well what if they're like, you know,
doing a selfie with an older camera?
And they were going Banzai, right?
And I was like, oh no, you're right.
And that's, anyway, we don't know.
We don't know.
We got them back with the bombs.
Any of my pointers is this.
He's.
You've heard about those bombs?
She's basically Japanese.
Yeah, yeah.
I know you speak Japanese.
I'm so sorry about your people.
Yes.
So we sign up and we wait 45 minutes.
Yeah, for your people.
They're my people.
I'd go to the guys on my list, yes.
Well, you speak so eloquently.
Oh, you know, in that last Bad Friends episode
when Tito Andrew asked me to say something in Japanese,
I didn't actually say I was, I'm so excited to be here.
I said, I'm really bored right now.
In Japanese.
She's tricked, yeah.
She bonsai'd you, bro.
She bonsai'd you.
Do a shaka.
Yeah, they did shakas because I was so angry right now.
I really kind of make me feel better.
Yeah, yeah.
So anyway, don't do that again.
Okay, I flew you out here.
Anyway, happy birthday.
My point is, so we sign up and then he comes out.
And so we're a table of six.
Right.
The sister tree, the tree.
Tree girl.
Tree girl.
Cause she's like nine foot tall.
She should be in that movie, Body Bizarre.
I forget how tall my sister is.
Cause like I've been around her my whole life.
But I guess like when I haven't seen her in a while
and she shows up, I'm like, oh my gosh, she is a tree.
She's six feet tall.
Especially when you and I take her windows down.
Oh my God.
Accentuates the shortness and the tallness.
So it's like a tree and what would you say?
A bonsai.
A bonsai tree?
Yeah.
Oh, like a oak tree and a bonsai tree.
Two trees from different lands being planted next to each other.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Watch your mouth.
So anyway, so Andy Quinda has to, she's parking.
Mr. Bonsai comes out.
Bubbly tables.
Write something like that.
Bubbly table four, six, right?
We excitedly go, we're here, we're here.
Okay.
It goes one, two, three, four, five.
Only five.
No.
No.
Right?
Everyone has to be there.
Right.
And I go, oh, but then you go, no, no, she's,
my sister's parking the car.
She's gonna be over here.
No, I, he goes, I've been in this situation before.
Yeah.
No.
Number one, what situation?
What does that mean?
Did you remember him saying that?
Yeah.
What situation?
Like the five, six situation?
And then what bad happened?
Did you die?
Did you get stabbed?
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
You don't know.
Was there kind of trauma maybe?
Maybe there was a trauma.
So we go, then I go, what if I give you $100?
He goes, I don't need it.
He goes, I don't need it.
That's when I go, all this guy's gonna be poor
for the rest of his life.
This is the moment I truly respected this guy.
No.
Two different points of view.
This is the moment where I realized he's gonna be
a very poor person for the rest of his life.
Right?
Because people, people that accept that
are the ones that make money in life.
But I feel like he was just really principled
and stuck to the rules.
Principle people are poor.
That's a fact.
I saw, I read that in a book, right?
Thank you, George.
George is naughty.
Principle people are poor.
He's cranking his neck.
I don't even know if that's an obvious line.
And the people that cut, people that cut corner, right?
And just go, fuck it, I'll take the money.
Usually win in life.
Just FYI.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because it's like, if I'm at Nobu, right?
Well, first of all, I don't wanna even get into it.
I'm gonna get an aneurysm.
I don't even wanna talk about it.
Did something happen at Nobu?
No, something great happened there.
But I wanna, you know what I mean?
But it's gonna make me sound like a dipshit.
So here we go.
We're, and I go, I'll give you a hundred bucks.
He goes, no, right?
And then I go, well, how about she doesn't eat
and we're just gonna come in with five.
He goes, no, you have to call her.
Then he goes, Phillips, party of five.
Oh no.
So he replaces that table with another table.
He didn't give us a second.
He immediately replaced that.
Right.
Now I'm the rage is there, right?
The rage is on.
And then I go, I was so rude to you, I'm so sorry.
Oh, that's okay.
I'm used to it.
Don't say that.
No, no, I'm used to that when you're feeling shitty.
Like, I know not to take it personally is what I'm saying.
Like, I know it's not about me in that moment.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny.
Like girls that I go on dates now with,
they don't see any of that side.
You're bullshit.
Yeah.
They don't, they only see the positive.
They don't see my bullshit.
Bullshit comes out in year three.
Jules, Jules of all people has seen the most bullshit from him.
You've seen the bullshit.
You're very dramatic.
Okay, shaka, shaka it up.
Shaka, thank you.
Thank you, shaka, shaka, shaka, panzai.
Right.
Okay.
And then so like, what do you show these girls?
Nope.
What do you mean?
Like what, like they don't see the bullshit.
So what are you like?
Like, let's finish this story and then I'll go to there.
Right.
So then I go into the, because you call, I go in there and I go,
excuse me, sir.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
We, um, we called the lady.
We're only five now.
She's not coming.
She's not going to come.
She's not coming.
We told her.
You'll be next table of five.
And then we waited for how long?
Like 20 more minutes.
20 more minutes.
And we sat down.
Yeah, but I, it sucked because then I had to tell my sister,
like, hey, like you have, you can't eat.
Cause we already changed the number.
We're not going to go back to six now.
But 20 minutes.
Couldn't you just wait for her for 20 minutes through the six?
No, because now we changed the table of five.
And so my sister's like, no worries.
I'll just steam bun down the way.
So then I was going to, um, do just an Instagram story about the place.
Right.
Now this is where her and I differ.
I didn't do a story, but I was going to say, I love this place,
but that guy, this guy was a dick.
He didn't tag the restaurant.
What do you think of that?
That's a bad move.
I don't know if I would have done the post.
I would have.
Why is that bad move?
Before the post, I would have probably talked to his manager.
It's not even necessary.
If you saw how hard this guy was working, he was frustrated.
There was a massive line.
He was just trying to go by the rules.
He wasn't like cherry picking Bobby and like making his life intentionally miserable.
He was just doing his job in the way that he knew how like that's how I saw it.
Even though I was inconvenienced as well.
And I felt strongly about it.
I had to grab his phone from him because he kept threatening to hit send to story.
Yeah.
I had mocked up the thing.
He had already put it up on his thing and he kept showing me and we were laughing.
We were cry laughing about it.
I'm going to press it.
I'm going to press it.
And I was like, please don't do it.
Please don't do it.
It's not a good look.
And also like our servers were incredible.
They were so nice.
What do you think bud?
I want to know what the restaurant is because I would say this depending on what the restaurant is.
I will tell you just bleep it out is.
Yeah, you can post it.
Here's my in and out.
Here's my issue.
You can't be post using Anthony Bourdain and post talking about how you guys are the best
women have a line that's for 45 minutes and then not be okay with a little bit of criticism.
Like you're here.
How about this?
Like say if it was like a big Beverly Hills restaurant, no hesitation to post about how
the waiter was or the service was at a Beverly Hills restaurant.
The only reason I'm hesitant about little Tokyo is a lot of small businesses, but they've
been making all the money.
They're making all the money.
May I say this also?
May I say this also?
And you please cut this part out.
May I say this also?
Okay.
So last Friday night, I was on a date.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why do we have to cut this part out?
It sounds juicy.
It's not juicy.
Oh, I want to hear it.
It's juicy.
It's not juicy.
And it was after I had a spot at this improv, it was late and I go, where's something nice
we can eat?
And I, she goes, I'll be good at Nobu.
And I go, yeah, I like Nobu, but it's a Friday night and packed.
Right.
It's like insane there.
And I go, I already went, I will get a table.
Nice.
Because I was in a shop, packed, they see me, they go, they push everyone aside and they
go, where, where, everyone is sit, dude.
Wow.
Right.
And so what I'm saying is, is that because the Japanese that Japanese dude, right, it's
a cool Japanese dude.
He's not a bonsai, right?
He's, he's not that he's the guy that like, you know, um, does laundry or whatever back
in the day.
But as a person who would, who was, who would have been pushed to the side for you, I hate
Nobu and I like the other place because it's like they're not favoring celebrities
I'm gonna say that let me let me let me let's do another argument. I'm just here. So I'm sorry George
Let me do an argument. Am I crazy for me?
Do what let me do one challenge. I want to see how you feel but if I had a challenge me if I add this context with the
Perth the family say that there was a family that was pushed to the side
Yeah, yeah family had a reservation eight months before it was their mom's birthday
They saved up their money for a year to treat her for at no boo. No boo so expensive for her 50th anniversary
She's never been tonight's restaurant table of two for a table to her and her husband. Okay, and then they're ready to go up
Excited first time eating at a restaurant. It's first time eating at a restaurant at this caliber. Actually in fact
They drove all the way from Hesperia. Love that place. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you another argument then, okay?
I'll talk about that argument. Okay, when I walked in there
This is exactly what happened because I kind of rushed the story. I walked in there the guy recognized me, right?
He goes hey, dude, can you sit down for like five minutes? Okay, so now this so I sit down for five minutes
He does there's two people
I don't know if they were on an anniversary
But he does to put two people that have been waiting there first, right and then I could see them in the background
Trying to clean like like grab a table that's like off the side and make a table for me
Well, here's what I that's how I put my point is this and don't get me angry
I'm just saying my point is is that they you know, I mean, it's like if I'm at fucking
Right, Nobu and David do Covney walks in and I've been waiting for 20 minutes and they go to Covney come in and sit down
Go fuck. Yeah, that's David to Covney
Well, here's why I'll say it's it's it's acceptable in Nobu is because a lot of their marketing comes from
Celebrities being there and like a lot of the reason why people even want to go there
It's not necessarily like it's the best sushi in LA because it certainly isn't it's because they know they can maybe
Sightseeing that's not who's sitting here. I'm sorry. I'm arguing. I know which is not the best
And I understand that and that we can argue that and back and forth and I agree with you
Okay, but what I'm saying is is that I'm also your date. No boo. Fuck her. I've also been there
I've also been there probably
25 times in my life, right? Yeah, the busboy there what not busboy one of the servers there is an old AA friend of mine, right?
I see I know people there. They know that I'm a customer. I've been to
We took like a quick go whatever that a thousand times. I've given them so much business
Right, you're repeat customer. Yeah thousands of time. I go to the one over on saltel. They have one on saltel
I go there all the time, right? Yeah
My point is is that maybe some of it has to do with me going to um, you know, I mean no boo is
Maybe they my celebrity, but I don't think it is. I think a lot of it has to do with oh, that's Bobby
He's given us a lot of business. He's he tips. Well, do I not tip? Well, you took the best, right?
So my point is is this I tip well at that ramen place, too. That's my argument. I see but that context is pretty good argument
It's a good. It's a great argument. Thank you
But I still say you enjoy the food Issa
It was okay
It was good. Yeah, it wasn't good that day
Hey, you know, it's now when you said I'm would you say or accuse me of but you said again the way you said it
Drama queen. Yeah, I'm a drama. Give me an example
I think that what if the waiter in the ramen place was like a new waiter and he didn't know
That's why he was like stressed out and like that's why he was kind of being mean to you
But he wasn't being intentionally mean to you
Explain what so you're saying you're not the waiter, but the guy who took the names, right? Yeah, the name
Okay, I've seen that guy
Every single time I've ever been there. Oh, okay. It's got stuff. Yeah. Yeah, he has no name tag
But I know Asians faces, but I'm not like white people that don't know you know, right?
You know, I know he's been there. I've been to see a thousand times. So give me another argument
but I still don't think you have to be that mad to post something on
Their like store cuz like you can just wait
I think you're like all the time in the world. It doesn't there's nothing wrong with it
Yeah, I kind of agree because the fact that we were waiting in 45 minutes on like the line
Like he should be already way like really stressed out
Yeah, it could come out like the wrong way. I disagree with all three of you
It's about customer service and serving the customer. Also. I wasn't asking for
Any kind of special treatment you weren't I waited there 45 minutes. You did I waited another 20 minutes
I wasn't acting like that. You know, I mean, I think for me
It's like I was equally as upset because I hadn't eaten all day
Yeah, I think my I'm not I'm not upset that you were upset. Of course. That's a warranted feeling
I just don't think you should take it to socials. That's where I find it weird and the reason why is the why I
Think that you know, this is interesting people
This is actually people want to listen to this because I feel like we're this is we're just griping and I think eventually
You're gonna have to show what the photo was. I
Erased it. It's not your draft
This is him. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna post them and then he like takes this camera
And he's like zooming in on the like the awning the name. He's like this. Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna get these
And he was really raging out. What did it say on the thing? I just this is what I said
I love this place. That's okay. And they're fucking assholes tonight or something. You know, that's not true
You didn't say I love this place. You put like these guys are fucking no
I said I love this place. I promise you I said that yeah, then I said they're fucking asshole because I was gonna go back
I love that place. Yeah, I don't want to not go there again. Also, they they weren't assholes
Maybe there was one asshole, right? That is true
That's true, but I just think that like restaurants are finally finding their rhythm again post pandemic and I don't think it's nice to do that
Okay, and I didn't do it. So I'm glad I'm glad we had the discussion
Yeah, go ahead. Can I give you another example?
You're being an asshole, but go ahead. You were the one that asked. I want to know
Okay, remember when we were like
2020
I know exactly what you're talking about and then when we were going to Malibu
To get the Mexican food and then we ordered and you said specifically to get you a diet coke
But then we forgot the diet coke and then after that the whole day you were just grumpy over a diet coke
She went to 2020 dude. She went back to 2020 dude
I'm gonna let me say something keep in her seat that 2020 event is so large into my memory
Wait, really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's still with me. We came that rage thing that rage is still with me
I want to hear and I'm gonna make my argument. I want to hear your point of view. Okay paint this can I make my argument?
Okay, okay
Let me ask you something Gilbert. I feel Gilbert's the only sensible person here. Okay, let me ask you
That's so sad because George was like siding with you the whole time and you just I already know he's not much
I don't even ask him
He because he has a way he has a way of titter tattering with between both. I like this
He likes to play both way. He's a weasel. He's a we're a weasel. I'm just really good at what I do
Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Just like you a comedy you on the mic
Yeah, but you're like like in every kingdom
They need a guy like you. You know me. He's kill the peasants, but save them
You know what you are you're like the truest diplomat. You are a diplomat
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Okay, so my argument is this okay here if you ordered right you're you want spaghetti. Yeah, right with meat sauce, okay?
You oh they deliver to your table and you just see spaghetti no meat sauce. Yeah, right? How do you feel?
First well depending on the restaurant. I would be upset or you've been thinking about this meat sauce all day wait
Can I can I know there's a there's a little bit more backstory to this
No with the spaghetti the hypothetical when she brought up the situation the the information she gave is what we're going on. Oh, no, no, no
Excuse me, okay, then I'm gonna have to do a rebuttal to yours now. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so go ahead
Okay, so this is during the time when you couldn't dine in so you could just phone in and pick up the order
Okay, so we're going to lilies
It's our favorite place in Malibu and I called and it took me 30 minutes to get through because the line was busy
okay, finally I get through and I
Ordered everything I wanted to order and then when I hung up the phone Bobby goes. Oh, yeah
Can you call back and ask to add a diet coke? No? Oh, yes, that's absolutely what happened
That's not what I'm blazing my memory
My both your hands
Stop stop stop you were a witness
You
You win a few minutes, you know what?
You're witness, you know what?
He wasn't there.
You can't even, you're fucking, you know what?
Initially, you get it up.
I'm getting fucking, I swear to God.
You're fucking, you're fucking man.
Fuck you Bobby.
This is fucking dynamics, you're fucking me up right now.
It's not right.
Fuck you.
Ah!
Ah!
Stop!
It's not like that, it's not like that,
it didn't like that, okay?
You can't do that!
It's wrong!
It's wrong!
It's wrong!
It's wrong!
No, here's what's wrong!
It's wrong, it's wrong!
Let me, let me, let me!
No!
No!
No, no!
No!
No!
No, no, no!
No!
No!
Stop!
Pull back, pull back!
Just let me, you can give your side.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not, listen everyone, that's what happened.
We get both?
It's fucking bullshit.
It's bullshit.
It's family fucking, it's their evil.
It's not mutiny.
It's family, the Kumbh family's evil.
They add information live, they whisper in the dark, and I, I live with them.
The walls speak for themselves, okay?
That's what I'm going to say to you right now.
No, I'm not done.
You're done.
I'm not done.
I'm going to do it based on the person.
No!
Let me just finish.
You said, can you call back and ask for a diet coke?
I spent the next 15 minutes being like, I can't get through, I can't get through, and
by the time, by the time 15 minutes passed, and I haven't gotten through, we're already
outside of Lilly's parking lot, and I was like, Jules, how about this?
Why don't you order a diet coke while you're there when you pick up the food, right?
She goes in there, and they were like, no, like they were so busy, they were slammed,
like they didn't have like the diet coke, or they don't have diet coke in general.
What was it?
I think though, yeah.
I think they didn't just, they just didn't have diet coke.
That's so interesting, because I too have been to Lilly's a million times, every time
they've had diet coke.
Anyways.
No, no, anyway.
The effort, I put in the effort.
Can I talk now?
Remind you of the effort though.
May I talk now?
Yeah.
Your honor, okay.
Imagine the ridiculousness of what they're saying.
Number one, let me just paint a picture for you.
Lilly's is just, it's one of the best taco Mexican restaurants, I think, in all of LA,
right?
But it's not fine dining, right?
It's in a little food court, like a food court, but a little mini mall kind of court, strip
mall, right?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Yeah.
Your honor, please pay attention, because I'm giving you my, right?
I'm trying to help you out here.
Right, and.
He's pulling up Lilly's menu right now to show diet coke, I know it.
Let's just check.
Thank you.
What is?
Drinks.
Drinks.
Refrigerator drinks.
Fountain drinks.
Look at the variety of fountain drinks.
Diet Coke.
Thank you so much, your honor.
I'm your lawyer now.
Yes.
Thank you for doing the research.
You're on your bias.
I'm not.
I am.
I'm going to tell you what exactly happened, because they're twisters, okay?
So number one, that did not happen, right?
I told them, because what I'm saying is the spaghetti and meat sauce analogy before, right?
It's like, when I eat Mexican food, diet coke is just a part of the whole thing.
It's the meal.
I need it.
Yeah.
Sure.
Without diet coke, no taco.
I can't eat it.
Yeah.
It's just a part of my, you know, my, my, my, my palate.
Yeah.
Very sophisticated.
Okay.
So I know that I would have said, and I've said this a million times, I would have said,
I want floutas.
What do you mean?
I didn't say floutas.
No.
Why are you shaking your head?
No.
I'm not done talking.
It's my turn to talk, bitch.
All right.
All right.
So I ordered floutas.
You know what I mean?
Um, some red salsa and a diet coke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I heard them say diet coke.
Okay.
In the call.
Right.
And even if this, you know what I also do, you know what I realize?
This is what happened.
We went in the, you went into God to fucking, uh, this is what happened.
Now it's my memories there.
Right.
Okay.
You came out no diet coke.
Right.
And I remember you say, and then we going, go back in there and get it.
Right.
Yeah.
And you went back in there, you came out and you said the line's too long or something.
And so then we left, right?
So we ordered the diet coke.
You just forgot to grab it when you initially picked it up.
Right.
No.
Yes.
It's already in a bag.
I just have to get it.
Oh, really?
They put a diet coke in a bag full of food.
Everything is already in a bag.
The wobbles and everything.
What are you talking about?
No, no.
They put it on the side, lady.
Well, there was a gas station right by Lilly's and I suggested, why don't we just
do it?
Why don't we do that?
Diet coke.
Because you were already mad.
You were so mad at this point.
You were like, fuck it.
Yeah.
That's when I say fuck.
If that's even true.
Yeah.
If that's even true.
What are the facts?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woo-Dee.
What is this?
Dramatic.
Dramatic.
Yeah.
It's not a dramatic thing.
No, it's not.
It's a coke.
You try to get into fist fight, dude.
It's what?
Say that again.
It's a diet coke.
It's a diet coke?
Yeah.
They're important to me.
Okay.
And I don't think I was being dramatic.
Give me another dramatic act.
Big bear.
Okay.
Here we go.
Do you know about this one?
No.
But once you bring it up, it'll probably in the way of something out of it.
Go ahead.
Okay, so we were going up Big Bear
and we were like right at where the stop sign is
where you have to put on the chains.
On the tires.
Yeah, on the tires.
Because it was snowing heavy that day.
Yeah, we didn't know what to do, but we still did it.
But when we went back home,
because we had to remove the chains on the tires,
and then it was really, really, really hard.
And then you just started,
what was it at the?
The cussing us out?
Yeah, cussing us out.
I didn't want to cuss you out.
What was I saying?
You were.
No, what did I say?
Fucking bitch.
No, you're fucking a lie.
I'm not. I never told you a bitch.
You just did.
Yeah, for entertainment purposes.
Not in fucking public, are you on your mind?
Yeah, you did.
And who put the fucking things on the first place,
the ice things?
I did.
We all did.
Yeah, I helped.
You helped, but she's the one who figured it out.
Yeah, but I did some wraparounds.
Shit, you did.
All right, don't give me fucking credit, man.
I'm giving you credit.
Give me the fucking fucking ice credit.
Okay, but all of us were trying really hard
to remove the chains,
but you specifically was really in a bad mood.
No, it wasn't that.
You fucking idiot.
What?
The reason why we didn't want to do it there
because of all the traffic coming down.
I didn't want to get run over.
I was trying to save your fucking life.
Yeah, I was trying to protect you.
I will save you.
You fucking idiot.
But in the 11th hour.
You're the fucking ungrateful.
No, we went to the side.
I tried to save your life.
I will say, last minute, when you and I were trying so hard,
he was eventually the guy who was able to rip it off.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, you're on the other team.
I'm the one that fucking ripped it off.
But still, why were you such in a bad mood?
Okay, did I hit you?
Oh.
Have I ever hit you?
All right.
Let me ask you something.
But what?
No, shut up for a second.
I love you, but shut up.
Okay, let me say something to you.
Okay?
Okay.
You're not my blood, right?
My logical blood, okay?
You know, your aunt is somebody that I date, right?
I didn't grow up with you.
I didn't see you born, right?
I didn't hear, I didn't see your experiences.
In fact, I didn't know who you were, right?
I found out about you.
I met you one time when I went to the Philippines years ago,
right?
And when I heard that you wanted to come to America, right?
God, he's digging deep.
Yeah, America.
I went, you know what?
I want to help this person I don't know out, right?
So she can live, go to Big Bear.
Big, you can go to Big Bear, not only that.
Rent-free in a beautiful house, right?
Boy, boy, boy, boy.
Boy, boy, boy.
That's what we call it.
What you're doing?
I love it.
It's the boy boy.
It's manipulative.
Yeah.
Should I not even finish?
But boy it.
No.
Continue.
Yeah.
Can I just finish?
Yeah.
I'm going to boy boy it.
Yeah, boy boy.
So we get to go, experiences, Big Bear, whatnot, right?
I also, you know, had other podcasts,
like, come on in, right?
I love followers, a lot of tracks,
a lot of fun times, right?
Made some money, right?
And you know, and I also, let's go to the feelings.
I view you like a daughter.
I care about you.
I want you to succeed.
The other day I told you, did I not tell you
for the rest of your life, no matter what happens
with me in college, I sit this privately to her.
I go, I'm always going to be there.
You can always call me, right?
And I really do mean that, okay?
So is it all right that every once in a while
I can have a little attitude?
You can.
Thank you.
For like reasonable situations.
Boyboy.
Boyboy.
You know what?
They're doing the boyboy, right?
It's a little boyboy back and forth.
Boyboy, to you.
Boyboy to you, all right?
Do you know what boyboy is?
I don't know, but what you're saying is,
is that it's manipulative, right?
Boyboy.
Boyboy is when you do something nice for someone.
That's not what I'm doing.
And then afterwards, you use, you kind of like remind them
constantly of the great things you've done for them.
I never would do that.
You know what I mean?
But I'm kind of say the same.
Boyboy happens sometimes, right?
When you're being accused of stuff that, you know what I mean?
Number one, I was out on my medication, you know,
when I don't go to a lot of A meetings a lot,
I get moody, right?
And I'm just doing the best I can.
So sometimes I'm a human being and I act like that.
I'm sorry.
But the great thing about you is that you always
apologize within the hour.
Yeah, that's right.
I have flaws and I make mistakes, right?
But I just, you know, when you,
when you people throw that in your face,
I mean, in front of like, you know,
a podcast that thousands of people listen to, right?
There's something, here we go.
Go ahead.
So when you're on a date with a girl
and you specifically told her to order Diet Coke
and she forgot about it, are you gonna get mad at her?
No.
It's just us, Jill.
You know why?
Why?
Because the way I'm around you guys
is like how I'm around family, right?
I don't, I just, I can look however I wanna look
in front of you.
I can smell however I wanna smell.
I feel the most comfortable and myself around you.
And there's a trust there.
Like if I had, you know, if I gave you $50,000,
I got jewels, you know, the government's coming,
you just hide this, I trust you.
I wouldn't do it to somebody I don't know, right?
So it's like.
Isn't that an interesting thing though?
Like we always show our ugliest faces
to the people we love the most.
And it's like, is this an honor or a punishment?
Like I can't tell.
Like even when I think about my own mother,
I have the shortest fuse with her.
And it's somebody that I love like,
and I think it's because I know she'll never leave me.
It's like no matter what I do
or no matter how much pushing away I do,
she's gonna be my mom for the rest of my life
and she's gonna love me the same way.
So I just keep pushing it and I push it and I push it
because I'm sure she's never gonna leave me.
Yeah, it's interesting.
That's very emotional.
I, like even like in a zombie apocalypse, right?
Like I already know from right now,
who my tribe is, it's you guys, right?
Like, you know, I mean,
I like the girls I'm dating and stuff like that,
but they're not into the fuck.
You know what I mean?
They're gonna be zombies.
If they're like.
For right now.
They're trying to get your encampment.
Like, hey, we wanted that date last week.
And I go, yeah, but it was not enough.
You know what I mean?
Not enough.
Whatever, whatever.
It's Nobu girl.
She's outside, she's asking to come in.
I'd probably sneak her in.
Okay.
Yeah, she's cool.
I trust you.
I'll sneak in.
You know what I mean?
My point though is is that you guys might,
well, yeah, I'm not gonna let my,
they're my friends at this point.
I'm not gonna let them get eaten by zombies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, Mark Smalls can come in, whatever.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I feel like Mark Smalls would be very bad.
Yeah, he's very good.
I like him.
But my point is is, you know,
there's a comfortable feeling I have with you guys.
And that's why I show, you know, that side.
But you know what?
Do you feel that way?
Do you feel like you're a harshest with your mom?
Because.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, when like, when I'm like really nice around my friends
and then my brothers see it, they're always like,
at the Issa, why are you always so nicer to them?
Like so much nicer to them, like you are to us.
Because I would never like treat my friends
and like the way I treat my brothers,
because I tell my brothers to shut up all the time.
Yeah.
I think that's just the,
it's like both the honor and the curse, right?
Yeah.
Being like that,
like in mesh and that kind of like forever love is like,
oh no.
But is it a curse?
I don't think it's a curse.
Well, because we end up abusing each other sometimes.
We end up like taking advantage of the fact
that that person is gonna stick around.
So we just like, we, we don't stop ourselves
or we don't hold our tongue
and we say some really hurtful things.
Like some of this stuff, like when I snap at my mom,
I'm like, I, if I said that to anybody else,
they would have like dragon kick me in the chest.
Yeah.
But my mom just eats it, you know?
And in the same way that I eat some of the shits that she says.
And I'm like, you eat the shit that I do.
I eat a lot of you.
Yeah.
And I eat some of the shit you're saying.
I eat a lot of your shit.
Dude, Jules, I will say you are,
I know that we're attacking Bobby right now,
but you're not that nice to him a lot of times.
There it is.
I mean, you've hurt me so many times.
How?
Because anytime he's like, hi Jules, good morning Jules.
And he roll your eyes and you walk away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I always say,
I always say good morning to him first
and he just ignores me.
And then sometimes I want to do bonding things
like we're the only one people in the house.
And I'll go, hey, I'm going to get dinner.
You want to get something?
I ate.
I'm not hungry.
And then she'll walk into her room and I go,
I was just doing this to bond and get something
so we could sit down at the table and like talk or connect,
but you don't do it.
You have to understand her nature is very introverted.
So when you first started living here, Jules,
he would come to the room and he would like be genuinely upset.
And he's like, oh, I really don't think she likes.
I really don't think she likes.
I don't think she likes.
No, because I was scared of you.
Are you scared now?
No.
Okay, I can tell.
Yeah, you just called them out.
So what I'm saying is that, you know,
there are times that you hurt me as well, right?
But maybe, I don't know.
You have to accept it.
Maybe what?
Maybe what?
No, I'm sorry.
I love you now.
I don't think you will.
And it's fine.
I accept that about it because it's like a little game
that we play, right?
But what I'm saying is that I don't think that's in your nature.
But what I'm saying is that you just have to accept
some of my little tantrums.
I do.
I know you do.
But, you know, and not bring it up in front of my face.
You know what I mean?
Okay, yeah.
Unless I really hurt you.
If I really hurt you, I'd apologize.
Okay.
You wouldn't be the Bobby I love without tantrums.
Like, they make me laugh so hard.
They are full-blown panties.
Is it performance art?
Is it performance art?
I don't know what it is.
Thank you.
Oh, you're right.
It could be performance art.
But like, in the moment, like, I just, I'm like,
I cannot believe this is happening.
But when I look back at it, I do nothing,
but like, like hysterically laugh over it.
So it's like, it's, you know, I know that in the moment,
I just have to get through it.
But there's the reward of remembering a time
he threw the worst tantrums.
Like, makes me so happy.
And then God gives him back when I fall over
and land on my stomach.
And the asphalt.
Oh, my God.
And different things you guys get to laugh, right?
I'm on my knees, like, just thanking Jesus.
Right.
Thank you, God, so much.
He's like, especially when he's, like, on concrete
and he's, like, spinning on his stomach.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like, oh, this is so good.
Thank you, God.
Like, there is a God.
So God, yeah.
It's like the few moments that I'm not an atheist.
I'm like, oh, no, there's Jesus Christ.
Thank you.
So are we good?
You and I are what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Any other things you want to bring up
where I had a tantrum?
No.
The dynamic really is like father-daughter.
It is.
Because a stepfather.
This is exactly what.
It's like a stepfather daughter.
When we, when we broke up, the first person we had to sit down
was Jules.
Yeah, the divorce.
He was like our child.
Yeah.
And she cried.
Yeah.
Because it really felt like parents,
you guys are my parents.
Yeah, that was probably the hardest part of all of it
is like finally like sitting Jules down.
Although I'm sure you knew that was the direction it was going.
But yeah, we had to tell our child we were like divorcing,
basically.
Yeah, that was hard.
Yeah.
And then we all went to we spa after.
Yeah, yeah, that was fun.
That was fun.
But is it a divorce?
I mean, we're still here.
I don't know.
Because like in the first like two months that you broke up,
I was like depressed.
You were?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know.
You didn't express that.
She's very secretive.
You got depressed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it feels more normal now.
Yeah, you know, here's I want to tell you something
because I know there are things going on.
And I hear things from family members.
OK.
OK.
From your mom, different people that this and that,
of how you get depressed about certain things.
But you never show me.
It's hard.
You never tell me.
You just need to sit down and look at me and go, I literally,
this is how I feel, right?
What's going on?
Have some clarity.
Not make assumptions about certain things, right?
We all do that.
We make assumptions about a situation.
And we just, I know for sure that's probably what's going on.
That's why I want to open up that box.
You know what I mean?
But that's not necessarily what's going on, right?
You can look at it.
If you open the box, it might be a different situation.
Could you really hold space for her, though?
Let's suppose she said, Tita Bobby, like I'm really struggling today.
Like, can you sit down and talk to me?
Yeah, 100%.
And do you have it in you to say something like that to him?
I think I could.
So there it is.
Just be real and I'll be as real as I can, you know,
because it's like, you know, anyway.
Because he really does have like even better advice than me, Jules,
because like he's coming from like, obviously, I'm a little biased.
I'm going, you know, like I'm your auntie, but him,
he might give you some shit that I could never pull out of my bag of wisdom.
Like, you always want to talk to multiple people,
not just one person.
But you've grown so much.
You, I mean, since that Christmas cry.
Have we talked about it?
The legendary Christmas cry I've heard about.
Remember the Christmas cry?
Yeah, I have a video that broke my heart when I heard about that.
Oh, my God, it was the saddest thing.
OK, can you can you explain it, Bob?
So years ago, I don't know, was it three years ago?
Yeah, it was four years ago.
She first came to America.
She first came to America.
You know, I used to have this Christmas thing at my house.
Everyone was over and right this was was it Christmas?
It was Christmas.
Had to be right.
Close to Christmas.
Close to Christmas.
It was closer, but it was a Christmas.
It was a lot of people over extravaganza.
We're giving the Christmas day, but around that time.
And toward the end of the night, you were going to sing a song.
Yeah, right?
Because she was auditioning for high school music, high school music.
Yeah, right.
And you said you have to do it in front of us for you to.
To nail your audition.
Well, my theory behind that, though, is that I know I've auditioned for millions
of things and I need to practice in front of a, you know, because you when you
walk, it's not like you audition on a tape back then, you had to actually go
into a weight in line, see other people audition.
It's a scary thing for music.
Yeah, so I go, why don't you sing in front of all of us, right?
And then you did two lines of a song.
What's the song, Jules?
It's a really emotional one.
The luminaires, it's called Dead Sea.
Yeah, Dead Sea.
Yeah, so you went, you started singing and then you.
And then you started crying.
You ran off falsetto, right?
No, she ran off like she was crying and trembling.
She came back, though, and then she finished a song like it's not bubbles.
Right, it's not a bubble.
We sang it with her.
But from that moment to where you are now is incredible.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? Yeah, Jules, we went to Austin.
Oh, my God. Yeah.
What does it feel like when people are like chanting your name?
I still feel scared at the like, but it's but I also feel like good about myself.
Yeah, we were in Austin and like, Judy, right?
Yeah.
It was a couple of thousand people.
It was incredible.
And then we did.
Then you went up and did our Tiger barely live.
You did the referee stuff.
You did a couple of other things, I think, too.
Yeah. And you seem totally fine and comfortable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I feel like if you were to sing at Christmas and you messed up online,
would you cry? No, there's no way.
Yeah, you wouldn't be fathomable, right?
What about you?
Like, do you ever like, could you ever picture yourself like performing in front of a crowd?
No, I feel like the only crowd I've ever like performed in was when
we did me and my sister did that swimming thing when we used to do swimming.
Oh, when you used to race? Yeah.
The competition.
Wait a minute, there was a crowd?
Yeah, there was like a few people there.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then they were like, my mom was like chanting for my name.
So it was like really.
Oh, my God, we have an issue in the house about alarms.
That's so triggering.
I just can't wait.
She sets like 50 alarms in one day and we never know what for.
And she gets yelled at all day and nothing has changed.
Nothing has changed.
At four in the morning, you just hear a fucking alarm go off.
It's fucking crazy.
Do you like to explain yourself now?
OK, so I put up like
10 alarms in a day because I have to sleep because I get really tired.
And then I have to put up alarms because for one alarm, I can't hear it.
And so I have to put another alarm alarm
because so that I can hear it the next time it goes off.
And then another.
Another just to make sure, just to make sure.
Why don't you change the fucking ringtone?
I do. It's like the worst.
And I still can't hear it.
Well, Bobby and I think that she is like undiagnosed, narcoleptic.
Yeah, you do.
Like you have something. Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy. The amount of times you sleep.
Yeah. Is are you anything like that?
No, I think normally.
Yeah, she seems normal.
You know, it's like she's so put together, right?
And like, just kind of like unfazed.
Yeah, it's so funny because it's like it's wild.
Yeah, it's funny because before when we would talk about ESA,
you know, I mean, when you're going through your face, you're like,
whatever, your goth, the tweenie, tweenie face.
Yeah, yeah. Well, you went through email face.
Yes, yeah, with a leech tear and she was like depressed all the time.
You know, and it's hard to be tweenies.
Like I've been there. Yeah.
And we were like worried like, you know, I'm like, what's going on?
Is she going to get good grades or whatever?
And then when I saw her like physically, when we're in the Philippines,
like what? This is a completely different thing.
Yeah. I mean, she's so confident, like almost like a lady, like like a teenager.
Sometimes I forget that you're 14.
Yeah, that's amazing.
I dump my problems onto you, like when I'm raging out over some life shit.
I'm like, Ease, so what do you think about this person?
And she like gives me real advice.
And then I am like, wait a second, like this 14 year old is brighter than you.
Yeah, you don't come off as 14 when I first met you.
I thought you were older.
Santino said that he called me and goes, dude, she's not 14, dude.
She's got to be 18.
And I go, she's 14.
He's like, why are you fucking like they're just a vibe that you give.
Yeah, that's so like evolved or beyond your years.
That's mostly because when I was like, I started living on the internet
like really young, that's mostly where I got my accent from.
Because like people say I sound like really American and really conno.
Yeah.
People say I'm conno, it's a different meaning in Spanish.
But in Tagalog, people call it to people like
Tagalog speakers who are really like English.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so like an example would be like it kind of like it's like there's an arrogance.
Like, yeah, yeah, it's like I'm I'm from here, but I'm not really from here.
Yeah, it's that that's the conno, I think like when we're in that fancy restaurant,
the upstairs one, yeah, she's posh.
She goes, I really like the architecture in here.
Shut up.
Yeah, shut up.
Yeah, I sort of in the contrast between the wallpaper and that Victorian thing
that's happening on the end of the story.
And I'm not kidding.
And I was like, I didn't notice that I really was.
I was like, oh, that's interesting.
Right. Wow.
And even the food like we would do this.
We'd eat some like we went to the Chinese restaurant with Chase.
Mott 30, Mott 33.
Right. And every time we would eat something, only her would we would look at each other
and go, you know what I mean?
Like, I get I feel like she knows what good food is.
Yeah, she has a really advanced palate.
Yeah, yeah. She's like a real strange one.
Yeah. And also, like, have you seen her art?
No, she's an incredible artist.
Jules, you're a disaster.
Yeah, you're a star.
But you're my favorite disaster star.
Yeah, yeah. But you're like a stoner.
Yeah, I got a stony.
Well, her dad, dad, I'm telling you, her dad, the ultimate stoner.
Like he didn't have a thought between those eyes.
Yeah, yeah. It's just like so hot, though.
Her dad is like six over six feet long hair, tall, good looking.
But how do you get good grades from your mom side?
She's super smart because your mom's smart.
No, she's low and the honey is not smart.
Sweetie, like there's stuff like some of the classes that she takes that I
struggled a lot in chemistry and she just gets it.
She's very, very smart.
No, she's smart. That's all. Yeah, yeah.
I was I was with her in her college this morning.
Oh, yeah, you went to college today.
Yeah, and I had to pretend like I was a student and I did not get anything.
These random symbols that they put with letters.
I don't get it. Yeah. Wow, really?
Yeah, I was writing stuff down to pretend like I was a student.
I just sat in a class. You can do that.
Yeah, like we hid like at the back and the the professor was like, yeah.
And then you bring her because you think the professor's hot.
Yeah. What was the professor's?
When I when I saw him, I was like, this is just an old white man.
And then when when he started, like, like explaining the chemistry.
Yeah, I was like, oh, I get it.
And then he took his jacket off when he took his jacket off.
I saw his forearms and I was like, oh, my God.
For like, I understand chemistry.
Oh, my. So that stuff like that, you know, that whole professor.
It's a thing. It's real. It's not a movie thing.
It's not a movie thing. I thought it was a movie trope or whatever.
That's a real thing. So let me ask you a question.
How old is he?
I think he's in his like mid 40s.
He's not married. I checked his.
Oh, hey, you.
Chad's a tech. Yeah.
You checked his what?
His like hands.
If there's like an engagement ring or like anywhere.
Have you talked to him?
No, I'm too. I'm too shy.
You search him up on the internet.
Yeah, Facebook.
Like we looked up where like he lives.
What is he like?
I forgot. I forgot. You wrote it down.
Ice cream shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He emailed him before.
That's the closest thing.
Well, you emailed him?
Yeah. Like what?
Just to like about my grade.
But that's it. Yeah.
Right.
But he's like the way he talks, the way he explains the topic.
It's like he's so smart.
He's just hot.
All right. So I.
And he looks like like just a basic white old guy.
Oh, it's interesting that you say that.
And that's very interesting.
You say that and he's like, he has like a big nose.
Oh, yeah, big nose. That's a plus.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Right. So let me ask you to get prosthetic.
So if he hit on you, yeah, what do you mean?
What do you mean? Yeah. Yeah.
What? I want what?
What? What? Anything.
Oh, wow.
Well, it down to anything.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's it. So it's a fan.
It's a fun. It's a fun fantasy.
Wow. That's anything.
She said anything because I heard stories about like, you know,
I think there's this American life where this woman met her professor.
She was in his fifties and he was she was like 18 or 19.
And this is back in the day, too, back in the forties or fifties or whatever.
And she just was enamored by him and she had kids with them and Mariam.
You know what I mean?
I mean, look at love is love.
I don't want kids with him. I just want to.
OK, I got it. I got it.
We get to relax.
Well, I really want to know who this guy is, but I want to see.
I want to see what he looks like.
What? What do you mean?
Do you feel the same way?
She's a normal person.
I know you're young.
I'm not saying that's let's not get go there.
But just in terms of like, you get what?
Why your sister? Yeah, you get it.
You do get it.
Is that why you went to the class?
No, I didn't even know.
That's why we were going there.
That's the only reason.
Wait, you tricked her because you wanted to go show her her crush.
And my mom saw him, too.
And what did your mom think?
Your mom said in the class.
She thinks your mom was in the class, too.
Yeah. Your mom was like, hey,
there's an older woman sitting at the fucking class.
And what did your mom say?
She thinks he's really hot.
Really?
You guys went to just go
perv on his poor professor.
You know, question your mom sitting in class.
No one. No one cares. Jesus.
What has your boyfriend seen him?
Yeah, he takes the same class.
Because he also was.
Wait, wait, wait. Her boyfriend.
Wait, what is how does he feel about him?
He doesn't mind. I keep I keep telling him he's really hot.
I want to.
Yeah, yeah, I get. Don't don't don't get.
Don't get into detail. And he's fine with it.
Really? Wow.
This is weird, man. That's interesting.
I wonder if he knows that we raise their funny.
No, we raise their. No, we.
No, I like that.
OK, yes, he's an old white dude.
And he looked for she looks for personality and his mind
and not the shell. I like that.
I can totally see why that's attractive.
Yeah.
But I hope you know that if you would ever make a move,
you would jeopardize his job.
So don't try. OK, I won't. I won't.
That's what I'm glad I was saying.
Like when someone's good at what they do, it's like hot.
Excellent. Attractiveness.
Yeah, it's like the shell is of no consequence to me.
If you are great at something and you like it is so attractive.
I don't care if you're a plumber.
If you're a good plumber.
Good plumber. Our plumber, Claude, my goodness, he's great.
Isn't he one of the best?
I look at him like, God damn it, he's so good.
I would do anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would do anything with him.
So.
Triangle of sadness now is on streaming.
Have you seen it, Gilbert? No.
You have to watch it tonight with your family.
I will.
There is a lot of Filipinos cast in this movie
and there's one standout Filipino woman.
She's the star of the movie.
Yeah.
And also it's such an important movie about class and power
and power shifts.
There's just so many different layers to it.
What's the premise that they're just on a yacht on a boat that gets stranded?
No, it opens with something.
It opens actually with there's a character in there
who she's like this model of social media.
Like a vapid type of personality.
Yeah, she's a real model, but she's also kind of an influencer.
And her boyfriend is very hot, who's also kind of like trying to get followers.
And but they live a real rich, you know what I mean?
And the opening seems very important in terms of like male, female,
power dynamics in terms of money.
And because we have a little arguing about who's going to pay for dinner.
Right.
And but it goes from that to a yacht to something else that I want to shock you.
But it really, Andrew told me is the best movie of the year.
And then Jean, Roman, Jean Hong was like, you have to watch it.
Yeah.
And me and my brother saw it at the movie theater and my brother,
who hates these types of movies, what went?
I'm going to watch it a thousand times.
I love that fucking movie.
It's such a good movie.
Yeah, if you're not watching that movie, you're dumb.
Anyway, watch it tonight.
Yeah. And I finally saw Barbarian.
And what did you think?
You see it? No, I haven't.
You see it? No.
What are you? Barbarian?
No, is it good?
It's weird. It's weird.
It's weird in a way of like it's it's a strange it's a strange movie.
Yeah, because it's like you go from just an it's just a girl
checking in an Airbnb, some other guys in it, and they double booked.
And that's a premise.
And it goes from that to something at the end that you're like,
what the fuck is this? This is insane.
So I mean, it's pretty good.
What are what are you watching right now?
Is I'm not watching anything.
What is the one thing you could probably recommend to us or our viewers?
Oh, music. What's a Japanese band?
You know, oh, I really like Lamp.
Have you listened to Lamp?
Oh, no, you keep saying I try to find what what what was I.
Oh, yeah, I think I fucking looked up fixture instead of Lamp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you told me what listen.
I remember I was on the road or something.
You kept going, listen to this Japanese band Lamp.
And in my mind, I just was focused on fixture.
So I was looking a fixture if there's a band called fixture from Japan.
But that's Lamp. Oh, they look like they're so cool, dude.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
What is the genre is there like indie, but also like they sound like they do lo-fi.
Oh, I think those are two things that I love.
I'm going to listen to it tonight. Lamp.
Yeah, right.
Thank you so much for that.
Well, you guys, thank you so much, Jules.
We're not done with this.
We got a couple of questions, too.
No, I can't want to keep going.
We have a couple of questions.
There's a lot of the same ones.
So I'll try to group them together and you can kind of discuss.
This is from inner blooming underscore and a big John Nalon also asked something similar.
What was your worst sister fight and who won?
And then he asked, what do you guys find about the most?
And you're covering your mouth so you can go first.
I was pretty mean to Esau when I was in the Philippines.
The last time?
Yeah.
Just growing up in general.
Just growing up.
Oh, in general.
I used to beat her ass or what?
Yeah, like.
Give me an example of what you used to do.
She used to pinch me a lot.
Pinch or like I would like she would pinch me and then she would twist it.
Or like I would just grab her hair and then I would just spin her around.
What would be what would be the reason?
Anything that she would do would just annoy you.
Yeah, but like to be fair, I was a really loud kid.
I'm still really loud, but no one you don't.
You're not in the wrong.
You're not in the wrong.
Yeah, yeah, no one deserves that to be pulled around like that.
I don't like that.
That sucks.
But it in Jules's defense, she was she's much older than all of the three
younger siblings, so she had to play mom a lot.
And like when you ask a 13, 14 year old to parent, four year olds,
five year olds, she's going to lose her fucking mind and spin them around.
Interesting.
So when did you start liking your sister when you moved?
When I moved here, like I really missed her a lot.
You missed the spinning or?
I don't know who to spend in America.
Oh, okay.
Just her.
Just her.
But when she came here, I think her and I got really like close and like I talked
to her about everything.
Yeah.
And yeah.
Just this trip.
Yeah.
There's never been a time before that she would want to sleep
beside me.
And while we were watching something, me and Mama Kalayla, Mama and Ateana in that
room, we were on the same bed, but then I really wanted to sleep.
And so I stayed outside on the couch.
And then Ateana told me, East, you can't sleep there.
But I said, I really want to sleep here because Mama Kalayla is on the bed.
And so she she told me, okay, let's just sleep together on the same sofa.
She would never have done that.
Yeah.
Growth and you guys both slept there together?
No, we ended up sleeping on the bed.
Me, Mama and her on the bed.
And it was really tight.
And that you've never done that before?
With the cat and the dog.
Yeah.
Everybody.
And you can sleep good or no?
The whole jungle.
Can you sleep good or no?
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Yeah.
I think that's like my favorite part about going home or being with my families.
Like we all kind of just like end up like smooshed on one bed.
Like just talking shit, falling asleep, laughing, you know, forcing them to
tweeze my shin hairs, that kind of stuff.
So when she leaves, isn't it sad for you?
Or a little bit of relief?
I think I'm going to be sad.
You are.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think here's what I predict for you guys.
Like I always knew that at some point you guys would be inseparable.
It just takes a little bit of growing up because like, you know,
your age gap seems so big when you're entering, just entering your teens.
And she's still a seven, eight year old, you know?
So but then that that age gap will mean nothing when you're both in your 20s
and especially in your 30s.
Yeah.
So hang in there kids.
I don't know why I just got emotional just now.
I'm really emotional, but I have eyeliner on and I don't want to smudge it.
I got emotional.
Don't think about my sister too.
Wait, did you and Gabby start getting close after you grew up?
Yeah, I was really, I was mean to her because she was my little sister.
And I remember realizing there were so many times even in high school
where I was like angsty emo teen where I wasn't talking to my parents.
And she was a part of that where she was looking for a big brother for advice.
And I just completely pushed her away and went to college.
She didn't talk to her.
And then when I turn and I moved out here and she was going through some stuff,
we got really, really close where like one time we're in a hotel room
and we just got everything out and she's just told me how she felt growing up.
And I told her how I felt as a brother that wasn't there for her.
We just cry for four hours and it's like we're laughing till like 5 a.m.
And then our relationship is so different now.
You guys are so close now.
Very tight.
That's an incredible guilt.
I think.
Yeah, I think that Asian sibling, just to me, what I've noticed and probably wrong, George.
George doesn't like his siblings.
I know.
Because I see a lot of white people, right?
And like, I don't talk to my brother.
I haven't seen him in six years.
He was like, what?
How is that possible?
You know what I mean?
It's like that's when you look at your brother or your sister, you see yourself.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You see the blood.
You see a war comrade.
Yeah, you see.
Yeah, there's that's it.
That's that's you.
Yeah.
And I don't I don't get why do you guys do that?
I'm tight with everybody.
All right.
Did you know what?
Did you be grumpy for the last couple of days?
I'm fucking tired of you.
He's waiting for a baby to come back.
Where's the baby?
Where's the baby?
Oh, did you want to?
Oh, God, that's the worst.
It's going to come on Monday, I think.
It's being induced on Monday.
And yeah.
Are you worried?
Is the baby alive?
Oh, yeah.
No, I want to know.
Yeah, the baby.
Is that my bad?
Is that a bad question?
It's a hot question.
Bad question.
Super hot question.
Is that a hot question?
Bad question.
If you say yeah, how is that a bad question?
Don't put that out there in the universe.
Oh, yeah.
It's alive.
Statements.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be healthy.
Next question.
Next question.
Just to follow up on that, this is from Jessica Garnica.
What's one thing you like and dislike about each other?
So maybe we can start with the positive.
Yeah, for both of you.
You truly love about your sister.
She's really generous, and she's really lovable,
but she doesn't show it.
She's a little bit of a curmudgeon.
Like she likes to be prickly sometimes,
but she really is the sweetest thing.
I think Issa is really, really a great listener.
She's very patient, and she's really,
really smart.
That I can just talk anything about her,
and then she would just give me advice,
and I would listen, follow her.
But there's no negative?
Now we're going to go back to that over here for the negative.
Oh, negative.
Is that what you're waiting for?
Oh, we should start it with a negative.
Let's go negative now.
Bobby, which didn't care about anything.
That's tough.
It's like negative.
Negative.
What gets you?
I don't know.
I know this is a dangerous question.
Yeah.
Remember, Asis?
Can we end on a good note?
Fine.
Okay, one negative, Is.
You can go light.
Go light.
Go light.
I don't think there's a negative.
Okay, something just annoys you.
It's not about even like she is negative, but.
Um, well, she, is she like, I know it's like joking,
but she cusses me out a lot.
Maybe let's take that note.
That seems like a theme here.
Yeah, that's a good joke.
What's yours?
Um, I don't know.
Sometimes she's just a bit childish.
Oh, you yanked her hair around the circle.
And just a bit.
She's 14.
She's 14.
I know, that's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
14.
Okay.
Anyway.
And then one more.
This one's from Mr. Sabino 88.
And you can also answer this thing about back in the day,
but what was the first restaurant you wanted to try
when you met it in America?
I know you've been here before,
but when you thought about coming to America,
what was that restaurant for you?
Um, like I gotta try it.
I saw it on TV.
Oh, when I, yeah, I saw it on TV.
It was, um, it was from the show Teen Titans Go.
Oh, I love it.
And, um, Beast Boy and the, what was his name?
The, I don't watch cartoons.
No, the.
It's a great DCM.
I know this.
Robot.
Oh, uh, oh my God.
You know this too from the DC robot,
not even the animation.
Zack Snyder's movie.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
What's his name?
Cyborg.
Cyborg.
Cyborg.
Yeah.
Beast Boy and Cyborg were always eating tacos and burritos.
And so when I came here, I was like,
I have to try this.
That's right.
Cause we don't really have like, you know.
Mexican food.
Mexican food back home.
Yeah.
You like Mexican food here?
Yeah, I love Mexican food.
It's pretty, it's great.
Yeah.
She eats everything.
Yeah.
What do you do though?
So it's Teen Titans because I've heard of it.
It's great.
I know.
You've said that before, man.
Relax.
It's great.
I know it is.
So basically from what I gather,
I just need to ask you guys are young.
So it's Robin's the leader, right?
So Robin's athletic.
He's very smart.
Apparently he's right.
Is that he's good at solving crimes.
I think like, yeah.
Right.
He's agile.
Yeah.
Right.
So then that's him is so you have Cyborg.
You're saying is in it.
Who else is in it?
Is it fire?
It's flashing it.
Oh, let me look at this.
Cyborg.
What the fuck is that?
The green one is is what?
Beast boy.
Beast boy.
Who's Beast boy?
He can transform into any dinosaur.
Oh, that's cool.
Or animal.
And what the what's on the top?
Starfire and then Raven.
She is on Raven.
She's a daughter or cousin of Martian manhunter.
Is Raven the same Raven from X-Men or different Raven?
Different.
Right.
Because that's Marvel.
X-Men is Marvel.
Right.
Interesting.
So what?
Where's Batman in this world?
Batman does show up.
But like Batman's more of like a side character.
Yeah.
Because he's he's because Robin's the sidekick of Batman.
He seems like really secretive and like really scary in the show.
The Batman does.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he's the yeah.
He's Batman.
Yeah.
Interesting.
So that's the thing because there was a live action or no?
Titan?
No, they're thinking of making one.
A Teen Titan live action.
Interesting.
What else do you like?
Um, I like music.
That's right.
Lamp.
We got it.
You know, Jules, this is the final one from Witty B617.
How was the 21st birthday celebration?
We were all sick.
We were all sick.
So I didn't get to bar hop or do any drinking.
And you've never drank before?
I have.
But you did order your first drink at a bowling alley on Sunday.
Yeah.
It was fun to like show the the ID.
And you got a beer?
Yeah.
Wow, that's cool.
But in the Philippines, you can drink at 18?
16.
16 is the age?
Well, any time really.
Any time.
Oh, so if I was 16 years old and I had money and I walked into a bar,
is there bars there?
There's like small stores everywhere.
So you can just go there and buy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Because the assumption is that you're probably buying it for your parents
because the parents always make sugo.
Like they will ask little kids like five year olds,
but go get me some Lucy's like the cigarettes.
And then the kids will come back with a couple Lucy's.
So like you there is really no like legal age.
Wow.
So you could become an alcoholic at 10.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There's young kids smoking.
Yeah.
And there are young kids are alcoholics back there.
Like do you think?
Here's the upside of not be.
Of alcoholism.
Yeah.
Not not alcoholism.
Define yourself.
But like kind of allowing some drinking before the age of 21 is that there isn't this like
secretive urgency that young kids feel there to drink where it's kind of like,
oh no, this is allowed.
So like it loses its kind of like it just loses its fun.
Because you're like, oh, I can do this anytime.
This isn't something that our parents are telling us not to do.
So.
Interesting.
Yeah.
So I don't know maybe I think that's why like people like kids from Europe,
they they grew up a little bit faster in that way.
Yeah.
And over here we got like a lot of dum-dums with DUIs because it's like, you know.
Yeah.
But not to say I'm pretty sure they're all everyone's alcoholics are everywhere.
I'm just saying like the culture of drinking is different.
Hmm, thank you.
Thank you for this.
Say something nice.
Let's do a wrap up prayer.
Yeah.
You want to do a wrap up prayer?
Prayer.
Wrap up prayer?
Yeah.
We'll start that.
Who's going to start?
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do the humming.
That's dear Lord.
Dear Lord.
Dear Lord.
Thank you for all the fainting skimsings.
The food to Turkey.
When does this come out?
Probably around New Year's or December?
Oh.
Christmas New Year's.
Christmas.
No, no, no, no.
Welcome to the best.
Someone else to the tour.
I'm like brain dead.
Someone else to the fucking prayer.
Or an Asian podcast.
Say something about that.
Why don't you do it?
You can start it.
Oh, I don't lead prayers.
Get in the zone, bro.
Get in the zone.
Dear Lord, Jesus Christ,
Heavenly Father, and Beelzebub,
wherever you believe.
You know what I mean?
The dark side, the light side.
Let's get together.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you for so much of your generous offerings.
Amen.
Like the babies.
Play it.
And may George's baby come up healthy.
It is healthy.
It is healthy.
Yes.
And a female woman.
Is it a woman?
Girl.
Girl, aum.
Make it good.
Make it good.
Make it good.
Make it wise.
Make it big.
Make it wise.
All right.
And welcome to Issa.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, aum.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
The teacher, God bless the professor.
No one was closing their eyes.
Dear professor, what?
No one was closing their eyes, but me?
It's an open eye prayer.
Oh, OK.
It's an open eye prayer, yeah.
Obviously.
Dear professor, aum.
Aum.
Mm-hmm.
Get your vibe, your vibe, your sexual vibe,
your knowledge.
Spread it around, baby.
Hey, what's up?
Can you pray that he has to look at me?
Yeah, aum.
Teacher, professor, look at the little Filipino brown-faced
girl in the back row, you know what I mean?
With the big eyes, you know what I mean?
And the fuzzy face, aum.
Aum.
Fuzzy face.
Fuzzy face.
Fuzzy face.
Look at the fuzzy face.
Yeah.
Aum.
May you, may you, may you, may you travel deep and beyond.
Now, you keep going.
Go.
You continue it.
Kalaila.
Oh, with the prayer.
Aum.
Just something about sisters.
Yeah, your sisters.
Something about sisters.
May 2023, aum.
Aum.
Bring us all prosperity.
What?
Aum.
And may Bobby find love once again.
No.
No.
May Gilbert produce a spawn.
No.
Aum.
May I find love again?
No.
Aum.
No.
Aum.
No.
No.
Die alone.
Die alone.
Die alone.
Painful alone.
No one in the room when you die alone.
Despair.
Tears of loneliness.
But happiness.
Amen.
Amen.
All right, guys.
Thanks, guys.
Have a good one.
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