TigerBelly - Ep 381: Bumble Bans Bobby
Episode Date: January 11, 2023Happy New Year!Bobby gets pokey. Khalyla toasts an abomination. Gilbert gets married in the rain. We talk pink & yellow lies, hockey northstars, our issues with Avatar, and crying at a te...a ceremony. Consider helping out our friend Chef JRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Four three two we're here
Welcome to another episode of Tiger Bradley. It's
2023 and it's like
Pico oil and fucking uh
You know the robots are gonna come to life soon and what's that called?
Terminator no, what when the when the when when machine gets consciousness
It's called
Singularity singularity is gonna happen. I got banned from hinge and bumble
I got banned from them for life
For life what says that you're banned for life. Wait, that's not how they say it
It's just a your your your subscription is
Terminated and your money is good here, but then I tried but then I tried to redo it and they're like no you're terminated
So the only way to do it is I have a plan. Wait, wait a second. It's simultaneously hinge and bumble on the same day said no more
Yeah
But why did they tell you why yeah people complain. They're not the same company
I know it's just ironic that happened the same day. I think it's because well, I lie. I
Think it's not my life to win. I'm a liar to win it. No, I because I lie about my age and
I don't think I should do that, but you know, it's funny. I but it did it was the reason you and I
matched because I didn't put my age past
40 I think
42 yeah or something like that and you were just right under like 41. Yeah, yeah, you gotta lie, but my point is that
But on but on the actual like
Profile thing I say in parentheses on 51. Oh
Wait, you actually do put your no. Yeah, I'm not a complete liar. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. I mean I white lie
That's fine a yellow lie
Yeah, a yellow lie and I think according to this one Korean show that's called a pink lie. It's a pink lie
Yeah, yeah, and so um, maybe maybe you ask why I do that
Why do you do that? Because um, I
Have a theory but the theory is this it's like Korean years is like dog years, right?
There's white years, right? So I'm 51 white years, but I'm 35 Korean biological
Biologically, I look I look younger than 51
Wait, we should have dr. David Sinclair here because he talks about your chronological years versus what you're like
Biological years are yeah. Yeah, what's your like your years on paper versus how your body reads? Yeah
So you identify as a what age man a 35 year old man
That's why I identify I can attest to whatever Andrew Santino's ages. I that's what I identify. He's 40, right?
Yeah, in any lineup, right? You put me in Andrews. You guys didn't know who we were same age or
Even maybe he's older on many fuck poles
You know I mean maybe right it did always concern me that like for myself
I always wanted to be with someone older. So now I would always be the young hussy. Yeah
And as the years pass I was starting to mature and you just kind of stayed the same
So that was really concerning for me
But also secondly, I'd like to say that I can attest to the fact that not just biologically
But even behaviorally you're closer to being 12 than you are 50. Thank you. What what that was that's not good
That's not a good that sounded good, but it didn't yeah, it didn't feel right. Yeah, maybe older
No, but you are closer to being like an image or you're a man, baby. Oh man, baby
So I kind of put 15. Yeah, so yeah, so I got that's a bummer and then um and then Raya
You didn't get banned there. No, but I get it's
Nothing dead zone dead zone and now I'm not even looking any woman that comes up. I just do it
Why don't you try men?
No, there are guys that's trying to sneak up on my thing and they're cute, huh? No
You're telling me that Hollywood gays are not cute. That's a lie. It's that no, it's not the guys that like me
It's like when I go on to the you know when you can start slight left and right
Yeah, there are every once in a while you see a guy like Frank, you know me who's trying to slide in because Frank
Wants to go out with a straight guy. Yeah, who's not gay, but he can turn him
Oh, really? That's what Frank is the passion of feeling. Yeah, and I've always sometimes you know thought maybe Frank
Right. I want to see what his game is and how strong it is, but you know, um
Yes, I'm bummed about it, but it's but Raya. It's just they don't you know, they don't like me
Did you choose the name Frank like Frank hot dogs?
Like Frank's what's a Frank like a how they call Frank Frank. Oh, so there's other people there are people like white dudes
Frank Frank. Oh, I did that's the first name. I think you meant hot dog
But um
Well, I don't know what you're trying to do, but I was just like great association. That's the smart. That's clever
But um, yeah, I'm picky, but you know, I'm it's fine. I'm just gonna have to I mean I have a plan
Well, don't tell him don't tell him because then they're going to be on to your plan
What this video will be submitted clipped out and sent to bumble corporate even if I show share my plan
How are they gonna figure that out? Okay, because I'm gonna lie this next time
Okay, so this is my next game for reinstate if I can get back on bumble and hint. Yeah, yeah
My next game is I'm just gonna say my name
I'm just gonna say my age. I mean, oh
And my name I'm gonna say my name in my age like the way you're supposed to do it
Yeah, I mean my name was Vladimir before
He was a Frank. Yeah, I was Frank
Frank Gonzalez was my name, but no
Do my real age and I'm just gonna just go, you know what?
You know what because I can still swipe on people. It's just people aren't gonna be able to see my
Because I'm 51 what happens is if you see your 51
the girls that are on these dating sites are all in their
Of late 40s and 50s. So they all look like Judy Dench, you know, I mean, you know
The ones that the ones that you bump into I bump in not all it'd be such a horrible thing
date someone in the
Kind of sort of your age range like why is that such a terrible thing for you?
What's because you just want to play around you know
That's not that's not it. That's not it. It's just that um, I have an idea. We should try to let a man
I mean my dad was my dad was 15 years older than my mom. Oh
Wow, no, okay, you're you're your dad was 45 years older. Yeah, and he that was predatory
So if I did a 35 year old that's predatory no
But I think that hasn't you guys are now changing the age of that too
We're all going to prison, baby
I'm in jail. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, how old is your how old are you three?
She's three years younger than me and how old are you 33?
You're that young. Yeah, happy
Marriage I went to your wedding and also
Thank you both for being thank you for the gift, but thank you both for being there gift
He got me. He got me. He couldn't make it because that's right
I gave you the gift of me and I loved it. It was fun. I
I've let me sit. Can I may say you might I'm getting emotional thinking about it. Why cuz only 70 people were
There's a lot of people that were pissed that I didn't get they didn't get or they kind of gave me a little like
Why did we get to come and I was like that 70 people there were the people that?
Have done life with me and have been very close to me. So for me. It was like
It was legit and it was perfect. You felt that yeah, it felt that way. You got so real. I had to turn away
Because you're getting you're a very important part of my life, you know, he was like a
And we feel so weird and I just want to be brothers for life
If we were on an island, yeah, well first of all first of all, you know what let me share some good thanks to you
Hey, don't be nervous about I guess
Emotionally weird. Well, I'll say some good things about you. Yeah, okay?
I've only been to wait five weddings. Maybe in my life. The last one you went to you said you loved five or six and
That was my favorite one. That's my favorite one. What about the one before? What was the one celebrity one?
Yeah, that's a celebrity wedding
That's my celebrity wedding on my bed. Yeah, that's my
I mean, so, you know, I you're just throwing that word around a little too easy. Okay, my bad
I just I mean you got a lot of big heated to commercial. I didn't have you're the only you guys are the only celebrities at my wedding
That's not true. That's not true. Oh, here's what I loved about your wedding by the buy. Yeah, the food
Amazing. Thank you. Who the best food I've had at any wedding. So that's your boy. Shout out to the chef
What's it now does stand up chef John?
John Betz does stand up because Bobby gave him a 30 minute talk in a restaurant. Yeah, wait, where's he from from Hawaii?
And so Bobby you met him some time ago. We had a dinner Bobby came
And then he found out John like way before that way before way before that John was obsessed with stand-up like loves all like the
Old-school guys prior and Bobby was like
You're a pussy. He did the whole pussy speech. What are you doing in life?
And then I saw the dudes I start to water and then Bobby stood him up in the middle of the restaurant and started
Just stay in the middle of the restaurant site. You have to do stand-up. You go up on stage. You do it. What are you doing?
No, no if a comics hero that I did that not everyone go up to Bobby. I know but I know but when comics right now here that I did
That they're all vomiting in their mouth. It's no wonder why came out with a special
What that's what my old example. That's the example. I gave up. I
Go hey if this guy can do it. Hey guys
No drama
But my point is yes, what you're laughing nothing. So that was number one. So that was cool. The food was great
The section I was in I liked
You know, I mean, I like the two Korean brothers. Oh the model
Oh, I love those guys man. Love those guys. I also love go ahead
We had chef JR from Patang and his wife across from us
They're the people who cater all of our Christmases and her birthday
I know Patang. I know Patang and um, what top dong and so I know that and then I um
Another thing that was great was this is my favorite part
At the end of the wedding
Hanging out because I was waiting for the donuts. Oh, holy grail the holy grail, right and I look to my left
And I see somebody that wasn't at the wedding
He didn't he didn't get an actual fight. Let's not put that up. I have to do it. Keep this in. I have to do it, right?
I have to do it, right? I look to my left and I go. I know that guy and it was Joe, right?
Joe Frank. Yeah, Joe Frank. Good to go out go from um from just kidding. That's kidding news, right?
Yeah, and he wasn't wearing wedding attire and he comes in he's like and his I think his opening line was
Yeah, I wasn't invited
He told me to come at the end and that's just that feeling you like that. Oh my god
It gave me so much joy. How does that feed you?
It could walk me through this the thought process. Oh, why does that process that well the first thought was like, what is he doing here?
All right, which I like him. I like him. I'm just saying you know what is he doing there, right?
It's like no, it was just strange like what is he doing here?
And then when he goes he said he wasn't really invited, but he came at the end
You were invited at the end and made me feel special about my ticket. Oh did that for you?
Oh, thank you. And then what else did I love your dad? Oh your dad Gilbert senior love him Gilbert senior and
And there's something that I learned something about you and I'd like to have a conversation with you. Yeah
Because it hurt me. It hurt you what what can I say what it is? Okay? My wound. Yeah
And I really
I'm really emotional about it really to me. I'm emotional. I can't tell if you are. Keep going. What do you mean?
I feel like there's a sneak. Don't make me laugh. Okay. There's not what kind of way before he gets it
What kind of face is this the sneaky face or real emotional? It's not a genuine face
It's like nostrils flared trying
He's that face where he just wants to poke. Yeah, poke it to get a rise. Oh, it's not a poke. You look pokey
I didn't realize you were that religious. I was I'm religious. Okay, bro. Yeah, you are no
I'm not arguing. I'll say I don't like that word. All right. I'm not arguing against it
I'm not making fun of them. I want to have a discussion and I feel like you're going into his defense already
I know your face. No, no, no. I just want to say the word religious because
like
Let him talk. I think Akash was here when he talked about his faith. He says I'm not religious. I'm all about god
Because powerful because no because religious
It's very man-made. Yeah stuff and it's honestly a lot of the problems we see now is these structures
and it kind of
I don't know. It's it's man-made. Yeah, some of these some of these things. Hey, I'm all with you, man
Are you? I am
Yeah, there's a very big distinction between someone who loves god and someone who is like hyper religious
And the way I always read Gilbert is like
You know, he believes and he loves god in a way that sort of like guides him into being like a
Good human being like and that like I fully support
And and that's coming from someone who's like fully fucking
And I know
Like I feel the love and I really really appreciate that's what I'm saying
I had no idea that even god was in his life and when I'm watching I'm at the you know
I was gonna say funeral at the wedding
when I was a
Cindy bobby met like lots of love life love her by the way 100 percent all in
Looked out. I'm I did. I'm all in life is very different. Right. Right. You got lucky. I got right
Yes, but what I'm saying is is that I had no idea that you went to church and any of that kind of stuff number one number two
You know, there was discussions that you know, the there was a not a preacher, but like a reverend or whatever
He's a pastor. I didn't know he was a pastor
Right, but you would have sessions with him and stuff like that
So all that stuff was very enlightening to me and I have to say this to you my friend
All right that uh a couple of weeks ago
I've been going to more AA meetings and a couple of weeks ago
I was at the men's meeting I go to
And I was sharing and basically I said that I just feel
Lost
I feel
Nothing, I feel like there's nothingness. I feel this a gigantic
Hole in my gut and I just feel
hopeless
I just feel I felt that for a while
Of just empty and hopeless and it was recent. Yeah, and it got scary. It was scary because it's like it felt it felt like when I was
um 15 16 years old
You know back in the day when I you know was in the midst of my dad's
you know, I mean antics and um doing drugs and this and that I was at school and
Just this like hopelessness
So after I shared this other guy shares after me
They'll you know, sometimes you share at a meeting and this meeting is with like
You know, I go to this very special meeting on Monday nights where it's like all men
They're all in their 70s 80s. They're all musicians, you know, I mean, um from bands, you know
But they're all like kind of wise men and they're all around this like a law office
And it's like they don't fuck around
And they've all known each other for like 50 years too and they've had all had like long-term sobriety
Oh, yeah, they all have like 30 40 years of sobriety and a guy just looks at me goes
You just have no god in your life, man. You're not connected to god
You're thinking about yourself. You're self-serving. You live in self. Well
And you have to without that connection without that spiritual connection. You're gonna feel that way
Especially as alcoholics, you know, I mean so then I um
Really it just kind of like hit me in the face and I
I during that next week I've been kind of like
praying and um
You know thinking about, you know
My spiritual connection with my higher power and what it all means and what I believe and you know, it's like a lot of times
It's like you have to go through the actions
Sometimes you don't believe
So you have to get on your hands and knees and you have to go through the the the motions of doing it
and I feel
60% better. I shared that last night at the meeting. I go. Thank you so and so for saying that
but um and also last night I went to that meeting and it was like, um, I had never felt like kind of
I belong I felt like a feeling of belonging, you know, I that meeting that I've been going so 25 years ago or 20 years ago
I was first introduced to this meeting and it's like, you know, I was so intimidated because it was like I was younger much younger
I was like 30
And it was like all these huge kind of rock stars and stuff like that and I was just kind of like, um
Oh, I this is not my thing. You know, I mean now when I go to that meeting
I feel a part of it because I'm killing it in life and I'm bobby lee, you know, I mean
Star meter that's my dick too. That's not a gun. That's not a gun. Yeah, but my
Yeah, but you know, so, you know, what I'm saying to you is is that like I'm not but I'm the question
I wanted to ask you is how come you never try to convert me into Christianity?
Not trying to convert
So you I would say this I think kalala explained in a way where
I think a lot of people are all talk and it's nothing wrong with having knowledge and knowing things
But I think some people will say in the uh christian world or that faith
A lot of talk a lot of legalism a lot of
Sometimes making things black and white when the world is very gray
And I think the tension between man and if you do believe in a higher power god is that tension of deciding
What what like what is like the philosophy like figuring it out?
And I think that gets lost. So I think the way to
Have people question your character ask about your character is to live
What you actually believe in trying that every day. So I would say trying to convert or change is really just
Being
It's so interesting you say that go ahead babe. I was thinking that like he really does lead by example
And when I think about you and Cindy you guys are just like people who live like every day with so much like
love and intention and like I don't know it just you
Give god a good name you it definitely
Where you make it look really like a warm cozy place to be even for someone like me
I think your your existence is almost enough convert like converting. Yeah
And I think of even though I don't believe in god
Like I do believe in the idea of like having a north star
And if god is your north star for me, it's something else like it really does
Isn't that a hockey team?
Yes, the one of big stars. Yeah, you you I believe in a hockey team
She believes in seven can you know what what's real you really believe in that? I don't know you like hockey
I love hockey. That's what you look at. You look up at them and the north stars. Yeah
Yeah, I do see someone's been a little pokey over here. I'm being pokey. I'm sorry. You're right
You're right. I was being pokey. Oh fuck. I gotta check my pokey attitude. Take the check out. You know what how about this when I'm being pokey
We should do a hand gesture
How about this? How about when you're being pokey? We give call out a long stick. She gets the pokey in the belly
Yeah, no, no, no
Disco you're being pokey like do this pokey
When I'm being pokey, I love when you're being pokey though
Not on like my favorite is when he's being pokey like and the mics aren't in our faces because then I can go super aggressive on him
Yeah, and I never I never show that on the podcast, but like I've seen it. Yeah, you're pretty good
We go tit for tat
So so you believe in the north star the star and you look up there? I believe in people
finding whatever north star is for them for me
Honestly, the the the feeling that I imagine people get from like knowing a god believing in a god is
Probably when I'm in the water when I'm diving like that feeling where I'm just like oh my god like I can breathe
Like I'm so present. I feel light and enlightened. That's your connection with god is through nature
Possibly. I can only imagine when you're in the water because I've been down there with you a couple times, right?
I have yeah, you have that down in deeps not that deep. I know but hey, how many feet I'm gonna follow how many feet
How many feet I will say this Bobby's a great swimmer. Thank you
I'm kind of very buoyant so he can't dive that deep, but he can't hold his breath for a long time
Just like in five foot of water. Oh god is shutting her up. That's what god
We made fun of his buoyancy
Because I'm gonna tell you something I um
There's just a girl that I hang out with
If I can talk about her real quick. I hear you've been bringing them over. No
Oh, there's just one girl I hang out with
And she's a cool girl. I feel like this is this even if nothing happens between this me and this person
I'll probably know her for a while. She's a cool her name is
And she um she believes in god, right? She's a christian and she goes to church on Sundays
But in LA, I guess there's churches that are christian that believe in liberal ideas of socialism
Not socialism, but social the social the social topics, you know, I mean like um, is that what they call them social topic cultural
cultural where you cultural top. Yeah cultural topics and uh, you know, like she believes in you know, a woman's
Right to choose, you know, um, they're pretty, you know, lenient about other areas that I
That I believe in right and I think that's one of the reasons why I never even went to church because they had these
hard
Hardlined, you know, means ideas about life that I don't agree. Well, I'll never agree
I'm always going to side with but that's religion that you're talking about. What do you mean? That's that whole antiquated
religious type of indoctrination that I think that
Like people like Gilbert like we're totally in contrast. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm noticing about what I grew up in
Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, right. What I'm noticing is is that there's a new
Right generation of people or whatever into these. I mean
That I don't see if they're new religions. They're just a different interpretation of what christianity is or what love is
What love is yeah, yeah, my whole thing is this is you know, I love I've always loved everybody
You know, I I've always I hate any kind of oppression
I hate any kind of you know, I don't like bullying. I don't like
Um autocratic leaders, you know, I just like
You know, I want the you know, I mean the little man to come up, you know
But it's usually girls like her
Who are people you want to keep in your life for a long time because they usually are super open. Yeah, super non-judgmental
Forgiving allow people grace when they need grace like they're just inherent like fundamentally like good. Yeah. Yeah
So anyway, um, you know, thank you for inviting me to your wedding
Thank you for coming and it was a real, um magical
I thought was taking that boat to that little little area there. It's beautiful. It was so beautiful
And then the little fan
Yeah, and I love that it rained. Oh man. I gotta tell you something
I have to the day before my dad. He wasn't really emotional leading up to this
My mom was fucking wrecked every single day. It was like relax lady
Like just calm the fuck down. I think senior was like just laughing constantly
He's like, why's your mom just crying eating with us? She's like, it's the second to last breakfast. I'm like chill
So my dad just like kind of more like Gilbert teenagers like, yeah, you know, I'm a man
The day before we do this thing called a tea ceremony was Chinese Taiwanese people do where the families they all sit
And then they give you like the their blessings for your future marriage
Uh, and it's a very it's a it's a Chinese thing. So my family didn't know what to expect. They're like, what do we
Oh, hell no
It's fine
That's my reminder to pick up my son, but my wife's doing it today. Oh
Hey, good dad. Um, so, uh, we're sitting there
Cindy's parents talk. They say some stuff some funny stuff. They give us the well wishes
We think that we bow my parents come up my mom to start sobbing
Of course, you know ugly crying and saying how much she loves us
XYZ XYZ and then my dad's turn
He starts to get emotional because of my mom and then right when my dad opens his mouth
range and starts pouring on us and then he just loses it and then he gives us his wishes and after
Well wishes and after that he comes up to me. He cannot control his tears. He goes
Um in the Philippines when it rains like that, um, it's god saying blessings for you
And the whole time he was thinking about his father because his dad never got to see
His dad never got to see your dad marry your mom ever. Well, he passed away. Why he died
Why?
because
I think this is not great a toothache
Oh, I've read about those. I read about those. He's I think of from sticky whore
I think there was an idea of like like walk walk magic
Like he's I can be healed from these things not love western. Yeah
Um, but yeah, he was just sobbing and then uh, I've never seen him cry. That was crazy
Oh my god, and he's just like so every time it rain, everyone just like would start laughing and just crying
So I was like when it rain, I was like, I was gonna fucking suck
I was also making jokes with you because I was starting to like also not be serious and also be silly of making eye contact with you
But yeah when it started raining, you know, it was beautiful when it rained and it's almost like you're forced to just
Like people come into weddings when they're makeup. They're high heels looking, you know dressed to the nines
And I really like that it's like the rain sort of just like forces you to just accept the moment and like be hyper focused on
The both of you so it was like no one cared anymore
Everyone was just happy to be drenched and watching you guys get married and it was so funny
It was a beautiful day, man
I'll always remember for the rest of my life and I want to say this man
I love you and um
And who but I'll tell you who my favorite guy was at your wedding
Who your uncle which one the old like the Filipino Filipino or like the more Filipino uncle
Oh con con grado. No the one that was funny
Is that your uncle? There was two uncles. It was an accent or no accent. He kind of he has a little accent
But like he's super funny on a dance floor a lot older. We were dancing. Oh, I hope is your uncle
He is your uncle. Did you just talk to a worker? No
No, I forgot his name
There was a guy there that I kind of looks like maybe he's part of your family
No, for sure. I'm about the kids. Yeah, he had kids a little kid. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah
Yeah, uncle uncle ding ding ding. Yeah, he's so funny
Really?
Well, he's not. No, it's just like when did you have time to talk to him? Oh the whole day
He would walk by me and say ridiculous thing. He's so funny
Like not even just wait. Well, he's I'm so I don't even remember
I just remember laughing at him a lot and also thinking
Wow, this guy has like in fact in my mind. I was like, is he an actor?
What? No, I thought he was like a comedic actor because he was that good.
Exactly who he was talking about. He was so good. He was so funny. So funny
That's crazy. But in like a really smart comedic
Like a pro kind of way. You know, sometimes, you know, civilians will try to be funny
You laugh every once in a while, but this guy was legit pro. Oh, wow. Like I'm like, oh, that was funny what you just said
You know, I mean, anyway, um, find out
I'll find out if it's my uncle. I want to talk to a server. Also, by the way, next time
Um, you ever have like a big life event. Oh my god, me to do a speech. Hey, hey, hold on a second
Amazing. You gave me a day's notice to be like everyone a day and you delivered
But can I say this? She cheated. Why did she she delivered?
I rewrote the whole thing while watching them get married. Do you know that you cheated though?
Can I I want to hear the original
Are you hey? Hey, oh that god. Wait, but I just did that. I've been poking. I've been poking. I've been poking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, that's good. Tell me you didn't cheat. I'm just saying that there was one
I know but listen there was one point
Where she's like, I have to do the speech. I go good luck. You know, and she goes
Oh, you did your good luck
I got good luck, right? And she goes and I don't like the fact that like you
Somebody you had asked her for me to do a speech
No, I said like two minutes before the fucking thing go fuck yourself. I'm not doing it
But I'm not doing it. I said I started panicking. I was like, what am I gonna?
No, I said that I'm gonna hand you the mic if you also have a few words and you were like, no, no, no
No, no, no, but you did say you have to be in
Visual range of everyone in the beginning of your speech because you
You you did do it. I know because but it was rehearsed because because she had a joke
I was like further away. Right. She's like, I'm doing it. No, you have to be here for my opener
It's not gonna work crush though. I know so I was a fucking sketch show. I went to the side
She does her joke gets a huge laugh and I rolled my eyes and I walked away
Which thing got a big laugh too. It got a big laugh. Yeah. Yeah
I really like calling you in front of people who are like god-fearing and god-loving
I like using the word abomination to describe. All right. So tell them what the joke was
There was not a joke. Yeah. Yeah. Tell them what it was. It was funny. Yeah
I don't remember but I did call you like, you know, that's my abomination of an X
Oh, no, there was fat in there too. And then you're a fat piece of shit
You know what I mean? Abomination of an X and you were standing with like Napoleon right one leg on the table
Just kind of yeah. Yeah was I was talking people. Yeah, they laughed and it was a whole sketch
I walked away. It was so gross about it. But then she killed the rest of the speech. She did. Thank you
You rewrote that? I rewrote that. You know what? I was I hated my what I had written down earlier
And I cried that morning to my sister. I was like, I can't believe he only gave me a day
I have so much to say and it's not coming out of me
I feel like, you know, when you want something to be perfect and now like, you know, you're under pressure
So I was like, I fuck and come in and I was just like, Kalyla, like shut up
Like what you wrote was fine and it wasn't fine
And then when I saw you guys get married and I saw the rain
I went into my phone and I just rewrote everything and I felt so much better and as soon as I saw you guys get married
I was like, oh, I know exactly what to say like it. I can I can make sense now
And it's so funny you said gg boy because of my family laughed at that nickname
But Cindy's side and the Mandarin side, they don't know what that means gg and Mandarin means penis
So that's why they were all laughing because gg means like you said penis boy
So all her friends were like
I wonder why like the laugh was almost like disproportionately
Oh, so she got accidental laughs. You know what?
Accidental laughs. I thought that was your writing
She knows a different language
But also my writing was not that terrible. You killed it. Thank you. I mean you were out
You look beautiful. You were out there and you you really commanded the room and it was amazing
You know, there's some of the other speeches, you know, we're all great. Oh my god
We're pretty good, but you killed it. Jared even gets the finishes because my dad came in and he wasn't supposed to do that
So jara wanted to be emotional like after the bits, but then my dad kind of lost it. It just did his whole rant
Dude, jr. De Guzman is funny. Dude. He's a pro. He's a freaking pro. Not only he can sing
I fucking hate that guy. Oh, he's everything. He's so good looking. He's saying funny all that stuff
Check him out on youtube. He's really fun. He's at ca now my same agency, right? He's a great guy
But best wedding best wedding ever had so much fun. Missed you george. Yeah, and I get a baby. Let's talk about my favorite backhanded compliment
You gave me was um when you saw me in my dress
Yeah, and you're like who you trying to impress? He was like
He was like, oh, I get it now as if all the years I've like sat in front of you. I've just looked fucking hideous
He was like, oh, I get it now. I don't think I've seen her like dress up. So
Did you look tired? She usually looks tired tired and like slow
No, you looked alive. I usually look anemic. Um, but yeah, you're like
Also, let's change topics. Um
What'd you think of avatar 2?
I didn't see it. Uh, I watched it in 3d. I saw the 3d
On popular opinion. I liked it
Why is that unpopular? I think most people like it. I think I mean if you're going critically
I can see I have issues with it too, but just enjoying the movie experience
I loved it. I haven't seen it and I love that Kate Winslet played a Native American. Oh really?
That was her. That was her. She was great as a native. Yeah, the voice the voice was very good. Yeah, native voice
Um, here's my consensus if you want to hear it
I didn't want to see it
Um, I did everything I could not to see it
But I people would tell me like it's great a gene. I think gene hung was like it's pretty good, right?
Yeah, so I bought the glasses. I was by myself. I was at the universal over there by myself, right?
No, I was in the middle
And I just remember like there was two fat guys. I said I was fine
But two fat guys sat next to me. So I was like squished in you know what I mean?
And I was by myself and I had the glasses out. I was like, oh my god. I should just shoot myself in the face
This is such a fucking loser or you know what I mean?
And I would see that you know me and squish and the movie started and I was just really
Captivated by the whole thing number one is really so good. It's just it's you know, it's like, um,
you know, if you watch
Any Scorsese movie or any movie like Scorsese is a genius
But you know, you can kind of go
You know what I can set up that camera angle
Like I understand where the camera is. I understand how it's kind of made, you know
I mean you do a wide shot close-up, you know this and that right
With this movie. It's like if somebody if James Cameron came up to me and goes hey, dude, um, you're gonna do
Avatar 3 direct it
I just I would look at him go
I wouldn't even know where to I wouldn't even know where to begin. I like that's how
Just the idea the daunting
Task, you know, I mean, it's just you don't know how anything's made
Mm-hmm, right. It's like especially the watershed and just the angles and just the seamless
integration between CGI and human and then the
The um, you really felt the nature of this one
You know, I mean you you really got invested like oh, oh my god. I think I'm uh, uh, you know
Oh, what do you call it? Well people are really into the oceans. It's kalayla. Yeah, I'm kalayla
No, like what conservationist or whatever. Is that that's where people like the ocean?
No, but people that are really into nature and all that stuff that are like pro nature
hippies, what do you call them?
Anyway
That's what I was like. Oh, I want to save dolphins. That's basically the feeling oh whale the whale the whale stuff
No, I haven't my argument against the well. It's a spoiler alert, but bro. Let's argue about that. You didn't motion capture whales
I know but can I just say it's a spoiler thing. It's been out for a while, right? Yeah
I'm gonna I'm gonna say what my little thing was. What's your gripe? Here's my gripe with the movie. This is pokey
for sure poke poke jim. I'm gonna poke james Cameron
I have my arguments number one that that kid that played spider
The white kid. Yeah, yeah, he I don't know about that character
He was a device for you know, yeah, but yeah, I don't know where he I don't like it when there's a character where it's like
I don't know where you stand bud
I know who you side you're on. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I like you. I don't like you
You know, there's like a lot of like maybe that's maybe that's what a good character is
But here's my thing. So in the movie
they're slaughtering
whales humans are
in pendora, right, but the difference between these whales and our whales is the
What they communicate they start up talk. They don't talk but but they they can they you know, like
What do you call the blue things?
Navi the Navi right
Have relationships with these whales like how are your kids? Oh, you take dancing classes. Yeah, they're happy like
How's dancing classes, you know what I mean the whales like they're pretty good
Oh, they communicate not just between the whales with the Navi. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're like pathically
They're like telepathically connected, you know, because they their tails and their
Asshole, you know, I mean strings. I don't know how that works. What's the connection?
Yeah, but they're you know how they connect to the leaves and stuff like that, right?
So, um, and so they're like they know each other their family
Right, and then these humans come with their fucking you mean and they kill them
Like they killed a mother whale that the Navi love that they've had hundreds of years relationship relationship with in front of their kid
Yeah, the whale baby slaughtered it right and you're like infuriated
You're I'm in there with my glasses going
What the fuck you let me do something right right until
I realized why they're doing it and I'm like, uh
That was your point
I mean, how do you feel about rhino? I'll tell you what I'll tell you what it was. Okay
They're killing these magical whales, right
And then you don't know why you're like, oh, what are you gonna sell the meat, right?
No, they go inside the mouth of the whale. Yeah, do they not they yeah, yeah, they stick a gigantic drill into the brain
Of this whale, right and there's a mechanism and it comes and they have like a little
Cylindrical thing where there's like yellow goo that comes out of the whale's brain, right?
That
Gives human beings
Long life the ability not to age not to age. So is it worth it? So it's like just basically
Collagen, yeah
No, but this like will extend somebody's life, right?
Yeah, so you you feel like that's I didn't feel as bad
Because you would pay 80 million for that I don't know I don't know would you
The serum is worth 80 million. That's what they're yeah 80 million, right? Yeah, so you kind of go
Uh, I mean would you if if a if whale brain serum
Gave you an extra 40 years of life
Is it worth killing? That's the discussion. All right. You walk you walk into sephora or whatever. Well, no
I'm just a lady sephora. Yeah, and I'm the lady at sephora. I'm one of the black go ahead, right? Hi
Do you want brain juice from pandora from whales? What does it do? What does it do? I'll do the act with you
I'll do this because because I feel like you're not in the sketch, right?
I yeah, I don't understand like I didn't watch the movie. So yeah, well, okay, so ideally basically
I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Just but go ahead. What can you be your friend in the sketch or no?
Yeah, okay, you you play the opposing. Hey ladies. What's up? My name is Ramon and guess what?
We just got brand new brain serum from pandora. Oh my god
Yeah, and it's like for a little vial. It's 3.5 million, but here it up hear me out, right?
40 years first of all, you're gonna it's gonna take 30 years off your life into your face
You're gonna look 30 years younger. Love it, right? It's gonna give you 40 years extended life, right?
And it's only for 3.5 million
You want to know how it's extracted? Yeah, I feel like you're really pushing an agenda here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Well, the bad news is that we brutally kill these symbiotic whales brutally. Yeah, brutally
In for their babies. Oh, okay. Yeah. You have to do that, but we go inside the mouth and we do this whole thing
You know, I mean, I'm not a scientist. So I don't know but anyway, um, would you like to buy some?
Interesting. Let me confide with uh, jenice jenice. Go ahead. Well, as you know, I work for Greenpeace. You do. I forgot
You're also a whale conservator a whale conservator. You work for Greenpeace?
Yeah, and I don't know if you've seen that show on um, I think I don't know if it's called whale wars
Uh, are you a producer on whale wars? Hold on. You work for Greenpeace and you're a producer on whale wars
What? Explain the premise of the whale wars. I thought that Sephora was kind of pushing like a clean agenda
That's true. Do you work here? So where they don't test on animals? Do you work here? Actually, I don't
Hey, wait a second. I yeah, I mean they're about to keep me out now, but I always like set up my little um
I set up shop here. You know what I mean? But oh, they're telling me to leave. Bye
I got you just set up in Sephora. Yeah, and also I'm like seven foot six and I'm blue
Look we eat. I don't I don't know. I don't know. I know it's that's brutal the way. Yeah. Yeah, you're right
You're right, but I would do I don't know it's brutal. It's pretty brutal, but the movie was great worth noting
there are cultures and
You know that where you eat a whale blubber whale meat
Seal meat because that is what is most readily available to them where they live geographically and
You know, like I don't hold any judgments because over here we eat pig cow
Yeah
Pickin so it's like that's available to us where we live and other people live more sustainably by catching what's you know
In their environment. That's an interesting question. So do you think that if a pig or a cow could actually speak?
That we would still eat them
I don't think we would that's all that changes it a bit because then you're talking about
Something very similar to us with that kind of brain. Yeah with that intelligence because you know, there'll be like a martin luther king cow
He'll do a seat. Okay. All right. No, he'll do a speech. You know what I mean?
Yeah, four egg. No, he's can speak. Oh, that's right. Yeah
Four acres and three farms ago. You know what I mean?
And you'll do a speech and it'll inspire a whole clan all the cows cows, right?
And they'll revolt and also there'll be liberals listening to them
And go we can't do it anymore. Yeah, that's true, right?
Don't you think if a pig goes hey, don't kill me. My name is john
You wouldn't do it. There goes all your korean dishes
Oh
So long time but korean cows and pigs maybe is different. Oh, they don't speak. They don't speak english. They're just for me
Have you guys seen the menu?
I want to see please. I bought it. You both please watch it and let me know why it's very good. Have you guys seen
Is that moment? Let me just look. What is it good?
I will say I bought it my my movie of the year. How about violent night? I haven't seen that one yet. Okay. Go ahead
Wait, my second movie of the year
Is the banshees of inichirin
I heard that's great. It is column ferrule
so good
And so simple and so funny to me. It's funny and dark. It's everything. It's everything you like
Do you like in bruge? Did you like a bruise? Yeah? Oh, I don't know. Yes, bobby. You've seen it
Are there any leasons in this? What? In the movie she's talking about. Yeah, and his son is in star wars. Oh
Do you remember?
Anyways, watch it. I loved it. First, check out his son
I don't know who his son is. Have you guys um, did you guys survive the uh, two week?
uh, rainstorm bomb cyclone just fine?
Just barely a few leaks in my house, but uh, that's it. Yeah, a rose and bomb looks like he's dying
Oh, no, we almost died last night. Wait, what was your oh last night?
Okay, we had dust boot last night. We had we had last night was fucking Katrina our Katrina
Well, because like it hadn't
Yeah, like the rain didn't let up not even for one second for a street 24 hours and it was like coming down
Like fast the lightning was I've been in LA for 25 years and I'm listen mind you
I know there's storms the east coast was terrible
I know everyone every other state has way worse weather, right? But for California last night was out of control
I ran I drove through four rivers
Like full-blown geological rivers, man, right one over there on it. It was like
I would my car was halfway in water, right last night
I'm sitting upstairs in the living room watching my favorite show of full-time the west wing
And I'm naked and watching the now. I have an underwear on on watching the west wing and then jules comes up
She goes my my room my room leaking
Why did she sound more foreign every time? I don't know. That's what it sounds like to me my room. My room ricking
It's so much. Yeah. I go. What do you mean? She goes?
We're leaking
We got one more time one more time. Yeah
Yeah, one more time. What did she say about me? What do you what do you try to say?
Are they king? I don't know. Anyway
So I go reeking
I go what's going on and then we look at my balcony
And it's water and it's it's a swimming pool
It's like it's gonna seep into my the hardwood and floors inside my house
So it's above the steps. Yes. How does it get above the steps of the grass? No, no, no upstairs balcony in the front balcony
Yes, and so it was a pool because apparently
The drain had gotten clogged with leaves
And now it wasn't draining and so we didn't notice because it's always drained in the past the last rains was we're fine
But apparently the last rains had collected all of this leaves and clogged the drain
So we didn't know we didn't know to check on it. We went out there and it was higher than my
Ugg boot the water
So we took pots
Pans any I thought my weapon of choice was the most genius, but there was a flaws to what did you choose?
I chose a trash bag
Okay, and I was able to get gallons out at a time. But what's the flaw?
I'll tell you what the flaw is right the amount of the amount of time it takes to get all the water inside your trash bag
Right what you're using a small little thing would have been the same amount
No, because I would do four swipes like I was mining gold got this amount of water
And then throw it over the balcony. I'm sorry. I don't want to argue with you. I'm sorry. I don't want to argue
I was there for two hours. You can I tell you what bobby did? Let me just finish my point then first
He would do this for five minutes. Let me finish my point first. Let me finish my fucking point first. All right
You ungrateful bastard
Thank you for your help. Thank you for your help. Okay. Can I just finish my point? Here's how I know
And this is an argument. I'm sorry. I could be wrong. Okay, but let me say something
When we were out there, it was raining. It was cold. We were shivery, right?
And I played a little game with myself in my head
Right while she was panning gold with this fucking white trash bag
I was I was taking a blue little
Uh, I don't know a gigantic cup. I don't even call it. It's a pot. It was my cooking pot a cooking pot
And I'm scooping it out. So I the game I played with myself was like, wow, this girl's taking forever, right?
So I go how many scoops am I gonna do before she does one bag? Okay?
And I equated 10 scoops to your one bag. I my argument is is that my 10 scoop was as much as your bag
10 scoops of something this small and I was able to fill 10 gallons at a time. That was a big trash bag
Which took you a couple that's fine. No, it
We need to do this. Can I also just say can I also just say the reason I'm not the reason you
Do you have no right to say anything is because you would scoop for five minutes and take 20 minute breaks
And then watch west wing come out for five minutes. You're watching west and then
When did I stop for two hours? Did I take a single break for two hours? Okay. Can I make an argument then?
I was a fucking athlete out there pokey here. Okay. Go ahead pokey
My argument is this is is that but you don't understand that before you even came into the the game
Uh-huh. I was already doing it for 30 minutes. No, I counted how many minutes?
I was like, how long before he's gonna yell for me to help and it was exactly two and a half minutes
Five five five minutes five minutes
Give me five minutes. I'll give you five. Thank you for your help. I feel like you're angry your eyes
I'm not I'm not I'm really you know what I'll say this. I had so much fun doing that. There's a reason why I didn't stop for two hours
I felt it was so meditative. I was drenched in rain. I was freezing my ass off, but I was like
This is a task at hand. I need to avert this crisis
And I felt so motivated to just get it done and I jules and I talked about it today
We were like, wasn't that so fucking fun and like invigorating
She was like that was it reminded me of the philippines. I'm like, yeah
That's exactly what it was when when when we would have typhoons and the lights would go out and everyone was like panicking
And we would all have our tasks that we had to do to push the water out
To make and it felt like that and I was like, oh, you're kind of a team and we were out there till three in the morning doing this, right?
Yeah, it was late and finally
An emergency plumber came at eight in the morning and took the leaves out
But it we got it done. We emptied out the whole balcony. Yeah, it was crazy and I could see it go down
It took forever, but I could see it go down
It was cold and it was fun. It was a fun experience. It was fun. Thank you for your help. Okay. That's not for yours
You did it. Thank you for your okay. Thank you. Thank you for thank me. Oh
my god, um
What else
What else? Oh, what did you guys what did you guys do for new year?
Oh, wait, it was super rainy then too. I think most people wait. George is a new baby
Oh, yes, Bobby didn't get to go out to the saline valley like I always do for new years
So I met his baby before the new one the new one
You need to kind of you have a new one you bounce it out with the getting a little girl. How was your new baby?
Uh, what's her name? Noelle. Noelle and she's a dream. Uh, she's the best. She sleeps all the time not very barely ever cries
Better than Tommy. Yep. Yeah, Tommy was a
Tommy's uh
Tommy's a handful now. I bet he is my favorite thing
I'll get him to narrate his day at school now a little bit so
Last week he was like, uh, I was like what happened at school today. He was like
Beth cry
Tommy push Beth. Oh god. Yeah, he's a red pill guy, huh? Yeah
Jesus
Uh, that's uh, I was like, you're not supposed to do that. You're not supposed to do that
And then every time any friends came over I repeated the same story and laughed about it, but
Yeah, I I I wonder what kind of boy he's gonna be. I'm very curious. Uh, he's
He wants what he wants like he's uh, he doesn't give up on anything
But is he a jock? Is he a jock? No, um, I'm raising him as a genius. As I've said, uh
So he loves books. He loves reading books. He loves, uh
But he his perfect ratio is I think five adults to one him
Because he needs everybody to be pay attention to him. He's a ham. He's a bobby. He's a little bobby. And what's noelle like?
Quiet. Yeah, just quiet and uh
Sleepy and beautiful like yeah, she's
But perfect. There's nothing going on. Yeah good
That's all you know, that's all you care about. Yeah, what do you mean?
If everything's okay, I'm
Something I'm concerned about it's like when a baby comes out and people count the fingers
But you always have to that's actually one of that's part of the protocol. What are they? Yeah, what is the protocol?
Fingers. Yeah, you have to count the fingers
Breed slap vitamin k right all of that stuff
Yeah, I mean it's it dictates what your life is going to be
So what if you have I told you I had I swam with a boy
um who was so fast um in the Philippines his name was um
Hyrula hytula, I think but he had a total of like I think 28 digits
So he had six here six here
Like two extra toes or something, but he was an incredible swimmer
But he wasn't allowed to swim like an unnational team because of his um cheating. It's not yeah. He has fins on his hands
What's the the two fingers up here when those feet that?
Yes, oh, I love I would love to be a goalkeeper with those hands
There's no one would score against you world cup. Oh my god. Elsie cake. Let's talk tibetanine
It's just also distracting. You're you know, I mean
Do you think that chelsea or like um all of these big um premier league teams?
Like they try to like scout dudes with like extra digits. Yeah, really big hands if france had that guy's goalie
But I also think you know how some kids are born with like um six arms in india
Yeah, that would be a great goalkeeper too
Because imagine when their hands come out like this
As a as a and then the other hands could be do other other things like
taxes or whatever, you know
I don't think you're not gonna use all hands
You could just like multitask. Anyway, my point is is that
Dude chelsea needs to recruit this go get this guy quick. Here's here's my thing about um
I'm kid children and as a comic
I I'm not gonna say his name. There was a comic that we had 20 years ago. I talked to
About him with ellen or their day just privately
And there was this guy he he's from new york
He was um just the next guy up. He was so funny this kid
And he had a wife and then
I don't know what his child has but it was a kid that needed a lot of attention
Um
There were some things going on um
and he quit comedy
And he um
Did dedicated his life to raising his son. I respect that I respect that too and I feel like
If I had a kid I would have done the same thing
Yeah
I mean you have to go you you know, and so it's like I think that's one of the reasons why
Maybe I didn't have kids, you know because of the responsibility
So what I want to say to you george is that it's a huge responsibility and I'm um,
I'm proud of you man. I think you can have kids. Can I say something?
Um, why money now? I'm gonna hire nanny. We'll be outside of that
I think that a perfect partner for you is someone who understands that you'll like love your children a lot, but
Maybe will not
Participate in the day-to-day
stuff like
as intensely
like
Yeah, but that's what my dad did
But I mean like, you know, it's I mean, even if you think about like our our animals, right?
You buy them great food you go splurge on them, right?
But you're not doing the
Feeding the pooping the vets the difficult stuff
Like you're you're very efficient at some parts. I do play you do play. I love I love heart on them
Yeah, but it's like um
Here and there. It's not like every day
I don't think that's not fun stuff. I don't that's a good dad
Because I think my memories of my dad were um, he never drove me to school
He never picked me up. He never um
Took me to the game
Played ball any of those things and he did provide
um
You know without his temper and his anger issues there were
moments of love there, but um
You do grow up resenting the fact
They're just just they're just whole
Section of childhood. I just never was able to experience
And I don't want to do that, you know, I think that's important to like pick up your kid up and ask him
How his day is I think so too and all those things. Yeah, so um, I think of all things to like just be emotionally available
Because you could do all of the providing and all the chain, you know getting them to where they need to be
But if you're not able to just be
If you're emotionally neglectful and you don't acknowledge that your kid is like this
Thing with feelings. I think that's the most detrimental to a kid
Yeah
I believe so but that's where I feel like you'd shine. You're somebody who really gives really good advice. You're able to
you know
Talk and work through feelings difficult ones. Yeah, I mean, I think that um, I could teach my kid
things obviously that I learned from
Being in 12 script stub groups all my life and you know, I've always asked
Older dudes, you know throughout my life, you know, what do I do?
What's the best way to handle the situation?
What's your perspective even if I agree or just disagree, you know, I've always been like
I've always wanted to learn how to live life, you know, and um because when you're a kid, you're not
Especially when you're a kid that speaks English and your parents don't speak English
You're getting all your information through media like the television
or
Little glimpses you would see with your friends parents, right? But you never
Know how to do anything, you know
You don't even know what to do with your emotions or what feelings are
So hard to like have like a difficult feeling and know that you have to go outside of your parents to kind of like figure that out
I mean, that's why I was blessed that at 17
I was able to go to meet a meetings because it's like I went to these men's meetings with
Way older people like lawyers and plumbers and people at their own companies and we would go on these retreats
When I was a junior in high school
I went on to that monastery with like 30 men and we stayed at a monastery and I remember
I stayed in a room with this guy named Bruce. He was a lawyer at his own law firm
And he had a mustache or my thick mustache and I was a high school
And I would just lay in bed like but there were bunk beds or something and Bruce would be above
And this is a 50 year old man at the time
and I would go ask him things about life and and about
About relationships and you know
Alcoholism and he would like I would listen to everything he said, you know
So I was lucky in that way, but anyway, um, it's not the funniest podcast we've ever done
But it's the best
Do you think so? I think so. Is there anything um in the new year that you are looking forward to or you feel like
You want to um
Change improve on no
No, absolutely not nice. I've done that before I never do it. Yeah. Yeah, so no do you?
Um, how about you just cast a vision for how you want to feel? I'm freezing my eggs. I think in April. Oh good
That's great. Yeah, just as an insurance policy
Yeah, that's great. Um, and then I think I just want to do something really big and different this year
Yeah, yeah, that's outside of you know what I mean
I think that's it. How about you gil be less stressed?
kids
maybe
Let's have them together. Mine might be like a uh, uh just a donor sperm
Cindy's worried about our child's head because she both we both have round big heads. Would you like to be a surrogate?
Of my sperm, um, let me see
Well, you don't like round heads. Well, Cindy's worried. She's gonna have to get a C-section
Because of my a thousand percent. She is with those heads cut open
It's fine. They come out fine and then then their heads start skyrocketing afterwards both uh, the head bones, um,
Definitely are very malleable when they're, um
Infants or and so they will stretch according to the birth canal
So my sister came out as a cone head, but tell my mom two C-sections me and my sister
You know what just be happy with however big the head is big the head is
Interesting. Yeah, I mean, how about you george?
Um, well, I've been reading a lot since I have to put my son to sleep and I got a kindle
So like and he just like stays there and like gets bored. So I've been reading Harry Potter
So I think I'll write a young adult novel or something
Oh, so you read to him and you once he falls asleep. Do you keep reading?
Uh, well, I read to him like picture books and then uh, when he's supposed to go to sleep
I'll turn over and like start reading a kindle, but like he cries if I leave the room so I have to stay in
But oh, he loves you that much. Yep. See that's like honestly think about that
That I that's an experience. I never had
I mean, I can't even imagine my dad laying next to me and reading
I mean, it's it's I feel like I was robbed
You know, that's it's such an amazing thing and you don't know what the impact is but there's a huge impact
Every little thing you do there's an impact how you talk to them, you know and all that stuff. So
Amazing dude, that's good. That's really sweet. It's really sweet. Anyway, um, you missed the main thing he said
What was it? He's gonna write a novel. No, I'm not gonna. I love how you skip past that
I love it. It's ridiculous. It's not gonna write in you're not gonna write
You're gonna write a what a novel dude a young adult novel. I need to figure out the next one
What'll be the next hit is it all about magic? I need to look at all like what are the what are the hits?
Oh, so you think you're gonna be like a jk Rowling kind of like a twilight guy. He wants to have a twilight. Yeah. Oh, that'd be cool
You want to co-write? Yeah, let's co-write a book a children's book. No, I think I could I think I can come up with some crazy like
Um, give me a lot of mythological things. Give me a basic log line hero story for a YA novel
Let's let's talk about the things that are out
And look we can't do the same thing vampires everyone does the vampires with no blank vampires
Now I wanted to use an idea that you had which was the grandpa and the grandchild who run a hotel in space
That'd be a great. Oh, that was our remember the Korean the gas station family. Yeah. Yeah, they ran a gas station in space and a liquor store
That's a cool. Yeah, it's like a
Gas station slash hotel like a you know what I mean? It's like a Korean Jetsons, but not as futuristic
Well, it's not that 60s mod futuristic, right, right? It's more like
Would you see it more like alien to that kind of greasy watery or is it more colorful like?
Well, now that if we're putting a young adult, it's more a fifth element. Yeah more colorful
Elements not any bad words, right? No bad words
But here's what I want that we have to have mythology involved in it and and we have to create races in it
Right and we have to create conflict and we have to figure out what this family this grandfather and son
Yeah, yeah, go ahead. We're not gonna recreate next gen or deep space 9k
That's not what I'm doing
That's not what I'm doing
That's not what I'm doing
I am
It's not because no
Because I'll add the harry potter stuff and we'll be perfect and it won't look like anything else
Yeah, because here's what you don't see you don't see like spaceship with
Infused with magic you do not yeah, right? It's always lasers and technology, right?
But can we infuse magic with that world and then the son of the grandson father, right?
He's an immigrant kid, right? His dad's only speaks thick Korean language. He's from korea
This kid was raised, you know, I mean maybe on the space station the dad died
And there's a prophecy about this kid something he has a destiny
Right and it has to do with um
You know, I love prophecy shit. You know, I mean, I love like, you know, maybe there's a book
Maybe there's maybe there's maybe there's this
Maybe there's a book right that that way back the korean war, right wasn't really about the korean war, right?
The korean war was people think it's because the communists were coming down this and that and the americans got involved to fight communism
But maybe they were trying to find a book. Oh, they know that you know, I mean the communists have a book, right?
That they it's but the book is from space
The book is ancient, right and the book is there's like an energy to this book, right? And so, um
The grandfather has this book or whatever. You know, I mean
hundreds of years later in the future
right
And um, maybe we can do it like that infuse real historical things
that happened
Why the koreans, you know, I mean would have this thing and this kid has something to do with it
Yeah, let's have a white guy write all about koreans. That's why I'm co-writer
I just toss his name out. I'll do all the research about the korean history
Him and I could spitball. I mean these crazy ideas, right and we'll create this world
I want I want to do
Imagine writing a book with this guy. Yeah, we couldn't use our names. Let's come up. What do you call it?
When they're with different ghost writer names. Yeah, we have different names. Yeah
And we'll create different names. You have an asian name. I have an asian name, right?
Dominic Hong
And what's your name almost sounds like uh, gordon axley
That's cool, right gordon axley and dominic Hong
Right. We're writers and we create this fucking thing. We split 50 50 if they make it into a movie
I mean a franchise. It's a franchise
Let's do it. Anyway, happy new year
I love you guys slept came to you. We'll see you the rest of the year got a lot of big things planned and we love you
One more thing jr. I wanted to plug. Yeah, like jr really quick. Yeah, so
I saw jr chef jr
Um at your wedding him and his wife chiho were sitting across from us and it was really nice to see him
They've both catered many of our christmas's
Thanksgiving's birthday the last one here
Um, they did I can't let you was just the best freaking food ever
Um, and he's just been sort of this pivotal part of the filipino community
He's fed us all for many years and he has recently
Right before christmas. Um had to undergo an emergency bypass surgery
Can you explain to people what that would even entail? Um, I'm not sure about the specifics of it
But basically like that is a very serious thing either. He went he it's a very serious cardiac issue
That might have been a heart attack, but for someone so young
That is a long road to recovery. He has three young children
This man is beloved in our community. We love him and um, his friends have set up a GoFundMe page
so, um
If you guys can give, um, please
George can you put up the GoFundMe link on there?
And, um, I mean gillbert kin speak to yeah, he's awesome dude, uh, started a restaurant
Um, like claus saying serves the community not even just filipinos, but just la in general. Um, and he uh
Yeah, he's not backed by a restaurant group a lot of these people you can
You know have all this money behind you is just just him and his family community supported, uh banks, so
Unexpected surgery. Um, only 40 years old. Uh, crazy. He's my age. Yeah, and um, three young children and
Um, we all know how hard he works and he could really use the boost
From the community who he has served for so well for a really long time. So if you can please do
Yeah, check, uh, link will be down below in the comments guys
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