TigerBelly - Episode 106: Erik Koch is the Phoenix
Episode Date: August 30, 2017Koch recaps the MayMac fight. Bobo bites likes a hyena. Khaloko calls for Kit. Barton Fink gets on the mic. We talk cuckholds, sexbrain, and diversifying the friend portfolio.See Privacy Poli...cy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey
Five four three two one blast up
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you
Thank you
It's um flat face. Um Gilbert's birthday. How old are you now? 28? 28. You lost weight
Right. Yeah, you got to go back fat. Yeah, I can't go back fat. I want to look like
This right shut the fuck up
Is that I'm telling you or not if you gained another 50 pounds you would work 10 times more. No, I know I did
I gained weight when I was fat. No auditions
Yeah, but you're stronger now. Okay, that's true
No, you know, I don't want competition stay skinny stay whatever you're doing. I don't want competition
Okay, you got um Kalilah who I'm fucking just on the fucking brink of I'm here
I'm gonna spread your cheeks. Whoa with my hands game that he calls ventriloquisms
Wait, it actually has nothing to do with ventriloquism. Yes, it does. He just
I say he just spreads my cheeks apart in public and he makes my butthole talk in public. Yeah. Yeah
We got um, well, I love this guy right here, man. Yeah, I love my favorite. I love his name, too
What is it? Casey Casey? We got Casey here, man
And we got you know what else we got right here in the back of me who Barton Fink man. Oh wow
Is that a juju? Yeah, don't say juju. I'm sorry. I mean you're right. Are you Jewish?
Yeah
This dude, I didn't know you were roommates with the old-timey writer from the 1940s. That's my roommate. Yeah, right here, dude
I love your shit, dude
Excuse me. Thank you. Okay, and now we have a special guest tonight and I'm gonna say something right now, okay?
I met him via destiny. I was playing with Eric Griffin fat black
Okay, my brother Stevie Webe and all of us in the sky was also sometimes involved. He's very good at destiny
His name is Eric Koch. He is also a UFC fighter. So give him a round of applause. Yeah
Now you can talk now. Yeah
You're the only guest who's actually obeyed those rules. Yeah
Nice, you know, I'm coming into somebody else's house, you know, whoa
I love these fucking independence. Everybody thinks fighters are like, you know, some mean, you know
Yeah, just gonna beat your ass all the time. Yeah. No, no, not at all. Very respectful. I like the way you guys
I don't know how everyone got together. I don't know. How did you meet?
So you met Eric Griffin first online? I met Griffin. Well, what was crazy about it was I followed him on Twitter
Because I was always a workaholics fan. I don't know why but okay
I'm kidding. It's a great show
It's a wonderful show full of comedy and delight
But no, I followed him on Twitter and I saw him like
Post make a post towards bungee
Talking about destiny, and I was you know, I I sent him a tweet and I was like, you know
Shit if you ever play you want want some help hit me up because I'm really good at destiny
Yeah, you're very good. Um, he's so good and he followed me
But he never hit me up and then you know the app will companion app. Yeah, I used to have it. Yeah, you find people
Yeah, yeah, that's how you raised you erased all of it. Yeah
Well, I'll have fun. Let's get into that later. Okay. Okay, you call me Yoko Ono for them
But but then I went on there because I was just looking to finish a raid and I was playing I was playing with you guys for like
Four hours. I didn't know who the hell it was. Yeah, and then we started talking about like what we do and shit like because I
They were talking about comedy. Yeah, yeah, told him my fault in the UFC and
And uh, you know, he's like, oh shit. What's your name? You know, I asked and I didn't know his name was Eric Griffin
I knew him as Montez. Right. Yeah, you know, he's like, oh shit. I follow you on Twitter. I was like, you know, what's your name?
He's uh, it's like Eric Griffin. I'm like, I don't know an Eric
He's like Montez from work of hogs. I was like, oh, whoa
So that's how crazy how small of a world it is because how many people play destiny and how many people are on this app like
Yeah, I'll find in that but I mean that was it. We found each other. Yeah, we found each other. You're very good at it
He's the best one out of the group. He is to fight by far
But I honestly believe that Eric's the worst Griffin. Yeah, actually. No, we looked up Katie's today. Yeah, who and
Craig is terrible
Yeah, I can I didn't even want to bring his name up because he's on the precipice of suicide anyways
I mean, he's doing great in life. Oh is what I meant to complete opposite. Yeah. Yeah, but don't worry the filming
We did we all shat on him like in front of him. Yeah, so it really didn't matter
I like Craig a lot. He can take it. I like Craig a lot
But uh, but no, he's by far the worst. He is I was the second worst. I think then it's griffin
Yeah, Griffin for sure. Okay, who's better Steve or Bobby? Oh, Bobby hasn't played in so long when they were playing
I pick a side, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know but Steve is better than both those guys
Yeah, Steve. Yeah, Steve is getting better. Yeah, but when I talked to Eric on Saturday and I had him rank everybody
I said, are you better than Bobby? He was like, oh, yeah
Bobby sucks and then you told me differently
He well, maybe because he has so much fat in his eyes
Right like, you know, he's so fat his face that it went into his eyes
And he can't see clearly enough because I'm going to tell you this right now. He is not better than I am
He's in fact, if we do a group
Crucible, I want he's always last. Well, I wanted to do I wanted to do like
Not me obviously, but everybody else individual match to see who's the best
How do you feel? How does it feel to play with such shitty players? If you you know, they're lucky
They can be funny and I like I just like to relish them talking shit to everybody to each other
Yeah, rarely do they ever try to talk shit to me, you know, but they're talking shit to each other
I think it's yeah, because um, we don't want our heads to be crushed by your hand
All right, so I want to say something right now because this is my podcast and I
You really broke my heart when you lost a clay Guido. Okay. Okay. Let's talk about it. Let's no I
Yeah, you know, I was on the UFC fight pass. I was on the road. I go fucking Eric's fighting. I put it on
and
It I've never no, just let me finish
It was it was it broke my heart. It's weird watching somebody that you know fight. Yeah, different
I threw my iPad and everything really. Yeah, I was emotional about I think Stevie was really upset everyone
We all called each other afterwards. What the fuck happened, right? Well
Oh touching on that like watching the pocket of the mic man
The craziest thing about about fighting is like when you fight you're nervous, but it's a different type of nervous energy
Yeah, it's like I know I got to be in there and I like I got to be on everything like it's more
It's more of a focused like nerve. Yeah
When you watch people, you know fight like when I watch my teammates fight. I lose my mind
I'm like, I can't believe we do this for a little while. This is fucking crazy. Yeah, and um
So touching on that like watching people, you know fight is
Watching my brother fight was probably the worst thing
Really? I I'd lose my shit. It's your brother. Yeah, you know, so if they even get hit you get mad
You want to climb the fence and you know, that's how I felt. I think yeah
Yeah, but and he was on top of you like you're doing all that gay shit. He didn't do any damage
I know he didn't I know he didn't Eric. We'll go into the fight. We'll go into the fight
Yeah, the fight was very it was just a strange fight because he's such a weird guy to fight
You know when he fought Anthony Pettis my teammate. Yeah, he was coming forward
Everybody's used to Guida moving his head and like high energy. Yeah, he fought way more patient with you with me
Yeah, he didn't come forward where the whole the whole game plan was to counter and you know fight him
You know because he wants to come forward
Yeah, let him you know hurt himself by falling on the sword, but he never did that. He was very patient and
He wasn't like super strong his takedowns weren't super strong, but just like he did just enough to get me down
Yeah, you know and the one thing I give credit to clay Guida is he's such a veteran like when he has you down
It is hard to move like he doesn't take risks to posture up and be damaged
But he controlled my hips so well. Usually I'm good off my back. I can throw submissions up and I can move
I've never felt like that like against the fence. I would try to wall walk
Yeah, like jump off. He would shut me down. He knew exactly what I was doing. He's just a veteran
Yeah, you know, so what I take from that fight is you know, I'm not I'm not hurt. I didn't take any damage
You didn't look good afterwards. You did look good afterwards. I'm just saying because I want you to
Succeed, I want to say I know you do and so
That's where my thing was coming from. It's like I want Eric. I think that I would be really terrible being a spectator to my kids sporting events
Yeah
I and in your right like I would much rather compete than be a spectator to anything
It it's it's because you have a set of nerves that you can't
Can't kind of dispel like you when when you're watching you have all this built up adrenaline that you can't use towards movement
Exactly when you when you're an athlete you have this adrenaline
You're about to actually use your body towards something the powers in your hands
Like when you watch somebody you you love or a training partner you want to do it form
And when you're watching from like a third person view, it's a lot different. It's a lot different
Yeah, actually face to face. I mean, I know I wrestled in high school. I know it's not the same, but I remember
It's not the same
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard. I don't know why you're laughing
But I believe in you baby
But I did tournaments and stuff right and I used to get so I've never been more nervous
It's more nerve-wracking than stand-up
I couldn't believe like
Trying to make a weight
And then and then actually go walking in it's so nerve-wracking
So I can only imagine because you're at a higher level
That you and you there's so much at stake
Well, and yet you were you were also played with injuries and whatnot. So this you hadn't been back in a long time
Right, right. So there was a lot riding on it. So I'm sure you were I mean the biggest thing about it is in any sports
You know
A lot of sports there like football soccer their team sports. So if you lose
The blame is kind of dispensed. Yeah, you can put it on other people in fighting when you lose
It's the fucking worst when you win. It's the greats. That's why we do it. They're they're both, you know
Total extremes. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, I mean, yeah, it's it's fucking terrible. I hate losing cry
I did you did every loss. I cry because
I wasn't really laughing that right at Barton
No, the best way I can put it is uh
Tito Ortiz, he said it the fuck him. Why?
He used to say he's like when you lose a fight
It's like a loved one dying because we train so fucking hard
That's why not not many people do this
We train so hard and people really don't understand how hard we train
And when you lose a fight and you dedicate three months to dieting cutting weight training four times, you know a day watching tape
You're you're just your whole life is dedicated to this one day. Yeah, you're not thinking anything passing
It's just like that's judgment day. That's like that's the end of days for you until the fight's actually over
That's the end of the day. So like when you lose a fight
It's weird because it doesn't hit you in the cage
It's when you go back and you can you you know the disappointment of your corner not necessarily they're mad at you
But like they're just bummed you lost and you feel like you let a lot more people down
But you weren't humiliated
You were doing so good. No, no, but I take I take pride in being good ronarosa did with amanda nunez
I mean
she was
Picked apart within a minute and she was out
You can tell that she trained hard for that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine especially the kind of
Expectations on her. I can't imagine what that feels like. Um, jose Aldo going out in 14 seconds like that
Yeah, when you've been undefeated your whole career crushing. I mean that man cried
A lot
That is just suffering. I can't even crushing. I don't that's why I always think about whether or not I want my kids to be
You know, even if they can get there if I do want to
encourage
For them to be like professional athletes
Because so much it becomes so ingrained as your identity that when it's gone
It's so hard to separate yourself from that. Well, and that's I mean that's with a lot of fighters that have problems retiring
That's that's what you see, you know a lot of like I thought anderson silva when he defended his belt like eight times
He should have retired if you were to retired because his we all do this if you ask any fighter
Yeah, we do it to make money, but I didn't start this to do money when I started training ufc wasn't big at all
It was still underground like people didn't really didn't know much about it. So like
What my stance on it is I do this because when I die, I want my name to be remembered. It's a way of
Yeah, it's my everything that we do. I do stand up to do that. Yeah. Yeah, and well
You know, man, but I mean that that's why I do it. So
If if someone's on a right like gsp, I honestly don't think you should come back
Yeah, you know, I feel like if he stayed that yeah, but you give it this way though. All right, it's like
When you're away from the game for that long your name fades no matter who you are, right?
And so you get addicted to the glory too and the adrenaline. It's a it's a drug. Oh for sure
Right for sure. So that's where they come back. They go, you know, they want to be the center of attention again
They want, you know, if they win they want that glory that feeling that you said, right?
So you couldn't understand why they come I completely understand
But if you're looking at long term
You know, you got you got to you got to think about it. MMA. There's so many ways to lose so many ways to win so many ways to lose
Yeah, um, you're gonna lose. It doesn't matter how good you are. You know Conor McGregor. He's not John Jones. You actually lose
Let's get into that
But you lose more than just that because your brain is on the line. It isn't isn't swimming. It isn't track
You could be hurt for the rest of your life. Yeah, you're doing so you're so much more is on the line than just losing, you know, um
But yeah, you know watching the McGregor fight last weekend with Mayweather. I want to and to see
You know, I wanted to say this you can say whatever you want about McGregor
You can already tell up front that
He's just a better
Fighter all around he would have destroyed my weather if it was any
One-fourth of his arsenal. Yeah. Yeah. No, if it was an MMA fight hands it up
It would no in 10 seconds. So I mean you could tell that he could take him down first round
Yeah, destroyed him. Right. Yeah. No, I completely agree boxing sucks
Boxing is so fucking boring. It's like remember that one time where like Mayweather turned around showed his ass to McGregor
And McGregor was like, all right, I'll just punch you from behind and then the old timey black guy that was the ref
I don't know where they got him. I was
I think that guy's that's the guy from Sesame Street
Wait, what that black man from Sesame Street? I like him. Yeah. Yeah. Watch the documentary
So they would break they would break him apart and I'm like, this is bullshit. This is not cool
You know what I mean? It's below the it's that's below the belt
And then they started the warm people don't hit the top of the head. Oh, yeah. Why not at the top?
Well, what's wrong with the top of the head? Tell me right now
So it can uh, I mean
I I still I think it's kind of bullshit, but way back in the day
It was just something that they you know hitting behind the head and and on top of the head
They feel like can do more damage like more brain damage and the back of your head for sure because that's where your cerebellum is
My cerebellum. Let me tell you about my cerebellum. I'll tell you about your cerebellum, right?
My cerebellum is made of adamantian steel
What about your pons in medulla? My medulla is like dilapidine crystals. It's like it's like not even
Why are they different materials? It just is I'm like evolved. That's your breathing centers
Your respiratory centers are in the back of your head. Yeah, but still it's like you can feel it when you do get
Because actually Guida hit me in the back of the head a couple times and like you feel you feel it a little different
It feels different. It hurts as much
It's it's not like a pain, but it's like it
Like a concussion would kind of feel like whoa all your nerves are running through, right? That's where your spine
You have no nerves on your face. Fuck not. I got nerves, but these I get hit there all the time. No, I don't I really don't
The adrenaline takes do you feel do you feel any pain in your shins at all? You don't feel anything
So your shins are completely you could kick down banana trees and feel nothing
Like what's crazy about it is your adrenaline is going so
Like it's so high when when someone does a bunch of damage to your leg. It's not really the pain
It's just your leg doesn't work anymore. It's crazy. It's the craziest thing
Um
And people ask that like doesn't it hurt to get punched in the face? Well, it's not it's not like pleasant like oh that felt good
Yeah, no, but like when we fight you got millions of people watching you on tv and like
Your adrenaline is so crazy. You don't feel anything. You don't feel anything. It's crazy. Yeah
I have a curiosity to feel that at some point in my life. I know I'm too old
But I'm saying that it I
I do want to try
Absorbing a shot when my adrenaline is high. It's going. I don't want to absorb a shot when I'm not ready
I don't want to be sucker punch. I'll cry and I'll tap out. You know, like it's over
I take my hands on her ass cheeks
And she cries like a little bitch because again, I'm not prepared my adrenaline is not
I'll rip your butthole right now in front of everyone to see okay, and you're gonna cry like a little fucking baby
All right, baby. I love you. Give me
Look, are you upset all of a sudden?
Because that's not the kind of fighting I'm into. All right my bad, but I'm just saying how often have you been doing this a lot
Has he like he's like
I'm gonna tell you something right now. All right. Oh my goodness. I'm gonna tell you something right now
This fucking john snow bullshit. I've had enough of it
All right, wait, is this game of thrones? Yeah, I'll just give me a second then. Let me just vent my thing. All right
All right, we gotta get back into it. We're gonna get back into this
But I just need to get this off my chest. Get off the chest. Yeah, if you saw last sunday's episode, right?
It was a love scene
With denaries and john snow and all the ladies in the house. We're watching they're like
And you get their fucking vaginas are all squirting a lot of squirting a lot of squirting right then this bitch
I we come back home because we're at her sister's house to watch it and she's snuck it in to watch it on her ipad
You rewatched it
12 times. Let me tell you something right now number one. His ass cheeks aren't that special
They look like kate mosses ass cheeks. They're pale
Flat and flat. I don't like it. Kate. Number two
Bitch, if you had a chance with kit herrington, what are you doing with fat gook?
I like fat gook fat gooks funny. Yeah. Yeah, okay, but if you could get
Hey, kate herrington
You would not be in this situation right now. I could turkey baste myself with a spur of my wood. Yes
All right, but let me tell you
If I okay, let me say this if kit herrington
Called me and said bobby
Let's let's fuck right. I would go to fuck. That's how he sounds by the way. Yeah, it's dead on all right
I would go to fucking north face get a woolly jacket
The woolly go to ireland wherever the fucking lives and I would I would bite the inner his inner thigh gently as a mark
As a mark so then it said that when she folks him. She'll know I was there
She's like fuck bobby got some first. Yeah, if you see like fucking fang marks on his inner thigh
That's papa. I don't mind sloppy seconds from you. I don't even mind sloppy 20th. It's like I'll take anything from him
I'll take anything. He's not gonna fuck you bitch
If you want to guarantee right now kit errington right now. Oh, you can have this shit right here for free
Right. No, I don't have a chance with him. All I'm saying is I'll get all the fucking oils together
I'll jerk off whatever you need, bro. Here. What do you have to pay for no dinner?
Nothing. All right, because I'm gonna tell you something right now. You're not gonna want it
Kit errington if you wanted to fuck me with your big toe, I'd take that
All right
That that episode and I also I this let's see this kit this fucking juju. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
You're so rageful. I'm rageable, but this juju right here in back of me
And I know that you're Jewish and that's wrong for me to say because I love I love
I'm not in shinlers. Liz. I cried
Okay, that little red girl in the dress. I fucking cried. Shut the fuck up. All right, and I love schindler
He was a good dude. All right, so I'm on your side, but let me tell you something right now
You're just like this fuck nut. All right, you don't watch game of thrones. It's fucking silly
All right, it's a cultural phenomenon eric. I I hear talking to my fuck nut so far
Fuck you. No, no, no, don't get angry. Don't get angry. That's how I talk
Don't smash. I heard nothing but good things about it, but uh, I'm just so far behind
Yeah, okay, and I like when I watch shows like that. I'd like to binge watch them
All right
So how long would it take for me to start from episode one and get all the way through?
That's all my best. All right. What can I just say this? No, I
Am so envious
That you fuck Barton think you guys haven't seen it
Because if I was in your thing, I'll be so excited. I go. Oh my god
The next three weeks are gonna be the most amazing three weeks of my life. That's how good the fucking show is back to back to back
Yes, so um
What is there? You know what and you're getting like a little your adrenaline flowing and you're looking at me like I'm Clay Guido
I'm not all right. I'm your friend your clay Guido
Whatever that old man's name is. Okay, let me say this right now, okay
Whatever you're going through right now the adrenaline you want to smash my head the back of your head
Fucking check that shit because let me say something right now. I'm a rage monster, too
What does that mean? I'll tell you what that means cha chi. Okay. All right. I have um
HR s
Oh, you know what that is. I have no hidden retard strength. Oh
You don't think that people would that retarded or chimpanzees are strong, but they'll break maybe you shouldn't compare retards to chimpanzees
No, in terms of strength strength. Those are very strong animals. Yeah, okay
I'm I like my bites like a hyena. Is that feed? Do I feel bad about that? No?
All right, your face is like
Wow shots fired and you know what that's a spreadsheet right there
Wait, what's the tally right now? What that's like nine spreadsheets. Shit. You're rich. I'm gonna tell you right now, dude
All right, so relax. We're good. You and I we're friends. All right, and also on top of it
I'm not afraid of you and also on top of that right now. Is is that that's not what?
I respect you and I love you and I'm always gonna be on your corner, dude. All right
I'm always gonna be on your corner. Okay. How do you choose who's in your corner?
It's just my preference. Whoever I want. Do you switch it up each fight? It's like duke, right? It all depends. Yeah
I mean usually it's duke, but um
What's crazy is rufus duke rufus. Yeah, I know I know the game rufus sport
Best team in the world shout out to rufus. Uh, yeah
Are you trying to die?
You can do it. Yeah, he tried to talk all their shit about me. Not me. I'm an alpha. I'm an alpha male guy. Oh
I'm tacked out all the way. I'm cool with those guys. I'm cool with those guys. I love all those guys.
So you have the pettus brothers. You have tyron. Yeah, you have Ben Askren. Yeah, Ben Askren. Yeah
Is he still in Asia?
He does he he does it. I mean he comes back here, but he's got a deal
He he trains at evolve when he's got fight coming up for like a couple weeks
Let me tell you something about your boy Tyrone Woodley. Be careful. Oh, jeez. Be careful. I'm gonna be very careful
I'm gonna tread very lightly. He's a big big strong man. The dude is the most unentertaining fighter
But but you're judging that offline fight. No, did you even Thompson fights? Did you last fight?
I just saw him fight. Did you ever fight last time? Damian Maya Damian Maya. Did you ever watch Damian Maya vs. Anderson solo?
Oh, that was the worst in up in Saudi Arabia. Yeah. Yeah, he's boring yourself. Remember that
Have you ever been to Saudi Arabia the climate's weird
No
The elevation I I've been there. Oh, you haven't I have been there, okay
The elevator I couldn't even fucking walk. I was the elevation was so high
I don't know much about the elevation. I don't know anything about it. Take that back. I love Tyrone
I love him. I love him. I love him too. Look at me Tyrone
Tyrone Tyrone
He hates Tyrone. Who gave you cocaine? No one let me cocaine. I just want to be hyper as fuck right now
Pay some respect. We love you Tyrone Woodley. My god. I love Rufus sport. You don't think I do
Not right now
Pettus legend rudely legend your legend. I'm fucking a big fan
Sergio and they're my favorite and Sergio's he's close to Sergio. Who Pettus his brother. He has a brother
They're both
His favorite team Rufus sport shout out. Yeah. Yeah, but I've never heard of Sergio
I've heard of Anthony. I've seen I would love to have Tyrone Woodley on this show
And you tell him exactly what you told
Yeah, you know why I don't want a minute in this in this room. Why because I don't want to fall asleep
Because his fights are so fucking boring. It's like
Hey, this is a make no shut up. I don't give a fuck. This is a co-main event
We paid money to see this
Can you can you not like can you just get in the pocket and fucking do some punches?
Oh my god, shut up. The two Stephen Thompson fights. First one was great. So what that's equally on Stephen Thompson's party
Even that was a great you think I you think I unfollowed Stephen Thompson on every piece of social media because of that fucking fight
Stephen Thompson Stephen Thompson was very boring in that fight at least Tyrone knocked him down
Beat his ass. You're right. Both fights. I'm sorry. You're right. He's your brother and comrade
He's your comrade your brother
And I'm being confrontational very and I don't want to die
And I just realized he's huge what I just did. These are fucking beasts
These are human machines and I'm in there. I don't give a fuck
What are you doing? I don't give a fuck. Right Barton? Are you on my side or what?
We'll take on the whole army
All right. We yeah, bring me all of them
No, should we start right now? I'm kidding. Me and Bobby
Let me say something. Let me say something. You should bring him a train in Milwaukee. Bring him for
Can I just say this?
Yeah, I'm gonna say this okay
Me and Jordan Peele when we're on mad tv. We had Tito Ortiz on
And he was in a ring and I had these pads right these kick pads right right and I go hey Tito
Kick me as hard as you can with the pad. He goes it's it's gonna hurt you. Oh god. I go dude. This pad is like nine
I mean, it's big cushion
They ain't gonna fucking hurt me
I was knocked unconscious
That dude's probably walking around at like 235. I mean he can be so hard and I the pad was so thick
I fell to the ground. I couldn't breathe if there was no pad there. I would have died
That's not even I'm not even kidding
One time John Cena took his hand. He slapped me in the chest and I said do it as hard as you can
He goes, I'll break every fucking your ribs. I go break them
And he did it. He left a print on my chest for three weeks. John Cena hit you
Yeah, these people you don't want to fuck with these people
These and this guy right here. Not only is he a fucking physical specimen. He's a smart guy
He's got the brains too. Thank you. And he's a nice guy
So why are you shitting on his teammate?
I'm just saying that I'm not gonna watch any more of wood. Yes, you will. Yes. If you bought gsp, would you watch it?
I would watch every Woodley. Yeah, I mean, I would do it if like, um, I was in a futon with a blanket
my god
Okay, no, I know. All right. No. No
I will okay
You're bringing something out of him. I know he's never been I've never been like this. Why am I like this?
I don't know. It's his testosterone. It's higher than all of ours
I just want to I also want to do this real quick and let's get spiritual
Let's get a little spiritual. Let's calm it down a bit. That's my bad
And I'm a little I'm a little hyperactive
And I want to just take it down to a level
Okay, oh my god is when I was in Albuquerque has nothing to do with you. So you don't have to comment
Okay, okay, but I was in Albuquerque, New Mexico last weekend
Um, pastor gill came to my show. Oh, and afterwards, um, him and I had a
conversation about god
and um
I don't want to get into details about it, but um
I feel like he was there
God was pastor. Oh, yeah. Oh pastor gill make god bless you make god keep you make god created you like a baby
They got
Take you through hurricane Harvey and be a free man
Can you believe that a christian pastor listens to this podcast?
Huge fan. Yeah, that's fucking crazy man. And I don't want to go down. Your religion's cool, too
Okay, judy. Yeah, judy. Yeah. All right, judy. Yeah, whatever you I was there. I went to israel. I saw your people good people
Okay, I'm talking like trump now
All right, okay. I want to people are great. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna do a real
Um, a real assessment of the fight on saturday. So okay, um, McGregor versus mayweather
So what are your thoughts? Yeah, you go first. I'll just say I told you so right you did
Yeah, you did literally what I said you called it from the very beginning. You said he's going to early rounds
You know connor's gonna get the early rounds. He's gonna preserve preserve preserve and he's gonna walk him down
After, you know, the fifth or sixth round and that's exactly what he did. It's like saying, um, hey
Do you know that christian Ronaldo beat lebron james and soccer?
And you're like, yeah, but lebron james doesn't play soccer
That's right. Cristiano won
It's two different sports
Okay
And it was a money fucking event. We all paid for it
When I went to the comedy store afterwards, there was no one in the audience. I swear to god. It was dead 12 people
I think I think I heard like one in five americans was watching it. Yeah, that's so they made a lot of fucking money
Right and good for you, but I will not be tricked again
It was um, you knew that mayweather was gonna win
Because that's his sport
It's it's his sport, but I everybody always buys mayweather fights because they hate mayweather. They want to see him lose
They don't people don't get mayweather fights because oh, they're super exciting
They don't because he's undefeated like I I remember watching
Him and daylight and everybody was out of their seats because mayweather lost the first four rounds
Yeah, and they're like, oh my god. He's gonna do it. It's always the same thing
He always takes you into the later rounds and that's when he you know, he just picked you apart
The one thing I will say I was surprised about is you know, I don't know
um
I mean how much of boxing or fighting you guys know, but like, um
Connor referred to him as fighting like a mexican. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, that's because the mexican style is hands up
And just swore the entire time and he he did he did fought like a mexican
He didn't fight, you know, his normal shell slip and punches and counter and he came forward the entire time
So I mean mayweather which is that it was it was a perfect game plan because
Being a counter fighter and constantly have to fight going backwards. It'll tire you out. Yeah, because
Mayweather probably threw
10 punches the first four like you know throw any punches
Yeah, you know and everybody gets excited when you know, they're hitting his gut
But a lot most of counter's punches didn't land because I rewatched the fight and they a lot of them didn't power shots either
Yeah, he got a couple nice uppercuts in there, but he wore them out and once he wore them out
You know, it's the same thing with the uh, the Nate Diaz fight. Oh, yeah, you know first round
He does a face Conor does a face and you know, he's gonna lose. Yeah, you called it
I did he does his face where he turns around he like wobbles
And he he just has his look like the color of his skin changes
He goes from a very red to sort of a pale type of a low gas well and his eyes get droopy
Yeah, that's what it is very alert and then when he gets here, you know, you know, wow, that's good
What did you think about the stoppage? I thought it was early
Um for boxing if you refer UFC or for every
For every for everything for I mean for everything. I would say for both, but
What you got to understand is they got the three knockdown rule. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but a lot of times that's you know
Knockdowns happen. They're like flash knockdowns. You know, there's an wild exchange. Somebody gets hit with one punch
They get floored. They have an opportunity to get up. You know, the ref make sure is that they're they're conscious and they're they're ready to fight
Um, sometimes stoppage like the the Connor may whether
Happen just because when a ref sees a fighter is completely out of it
And like exhausted and if they're not defending themselves, it's they're doing it for the fighter
Yeah, you know because let's face it. They could have let that fight keep going. Yeah
Connor wasn't coming back. He was gonna get knocked out. He would have gone
More like he would have got he would got beat up. Yeah, my question to you is now
I know like I don't know the insides of what contractually, you know, what they sign
Up for could you put that in in the contract for someone like McGregor?
Like if he's if he's visibly hurt that we don't do like the three three knockdown rule
Like can you put that in the contract? I you know, I don't think so. I just think commission wise the rules are what they are
I don't think they can exempt anybody like Connor knows what he's getting himself into
Yeah, I don't I don't think anything like that happens how many seconds were left on the clock 20 or something like that
It wasn't a lot 20, but what round was that was that?
That was 10. There's two rounds left. Yeah, he would have got knocked out and that's that's unnecessary damage
But he did okay though. Did you not think so? No, no, he did great. He did great
Yeah, I'm even some of the you know, I don't like the condescending announcers are like he's doing pretty good
His jab was pretty you know, I mean like as if he's never he came out of nowhere
But let me tell you something boxing guys. Um, the UFC is the the where it's at
That's where the level is so don't be condescending
Well, they should be because he could do more cut high kicks to the face
If that's where it's at then the fighters should be paid the way boxers are getting paid
Well, and you know in in Connor's defense MMA we have to train for so many other things
So like boxing all they're doing is boxing mayweathers never throw in a kick
He's never had to train wrestling jiu-jitsu
So we have to split up our time training doing a bunch of different things. So our conditioning is also different
You notice a lot of MMA fighters. We we kind of hold more muscle. We're a little more bulky because there's more grappling
There's more wrestling strength is a bigger issue boxing
You know, you know, they have a big core, but their arms are kind of skinny, you know
Just because it's a specific skill set. So I mean I respect Connor for going in and I mean he fought the best bot in my eyes
He's the best boxer to ever live, you know, he
He's he's unbeaten. He's unbeaten, you know, so I agree and he landed more punches than anybody else really has
So if you would have fought Pacquiao a little earlier. Oh, and you're packing. Yeah, well, I mean
Yeah, I mean he he lost it for me with that because mayweather
Called him out after Pacquiao had already lost some steam. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I hear you. I hear I agree with that too
Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, I agree with that and to me. It's like I don't listen when you see somebody like
Who's the fucking Samoan that I like?
Mark Hunt's record is
I want to watch him fight because he's gonna put it on the line. Something's gonna happen. The one-hit knockouts are awesome
Yeah, and so the walkoffs to someone like mayweather who is undefeated. It doesn't really because I've seen his fights
It's like, I know what you're doing. You're very good defensively
You're you you are a precision striker later on in the rounds and um,
You're very good at what you do, but you're not fun to watch. Well, I said it
I said me from a fighter standpoint
I like watching mayweather fight
Yeah, because I pick up on a lot of subtleties a lot of little things in there that people don't pick up on
If I wasn't just a normal average fan casual casual fan. I don't want to I'm not paying
I'm not gonna support it. I'm not gonna pay a hundred bucks because if I want to be entertained
It's not entertaining to me. Like I said
It's not his boxing style that people pay to watch people pay to watch him lose
And that's why everybody's super excited when conners went in four rounds. They're like he he may do it. He may do it
You know
Yeah
Connor always are
You're a pretty good looking guy, huh?
Well, thank you. Yeah. No, I'm just saying in general. Do you think people say that like out of all the guys in the room? Yeah
Yeah
I like
Give give the whole lot Bobby. Talk about the whole lot
um
age Patrick Dempsey right here
Really age is the aids I said like he was like he was sick. I'm kidding. I'm kidding
But um, you fuck good or what?
Well, I can't ask
You do I bet you do you look like you fuck
I do people that why can you as an american citizen? I I know that you don't fuck good. I take pride in it. How I fuck
Why so much pride is what I'm talking about probably also doesn't gas out like you
You're like Conor McGregor of sex. He Bobby does the face. Yeah, he does like
He's a gassing out face. Oh, I make noises that are unnatural. Oh example, please
Like I can't breathe. It's more like an asthma weasel
Yeah, I do I've done that before
Yeah, I'm an old man. You know me and I don't fuck. I've never fuckered
No one's ever fucked me and said that was a good fuck
I don't know. They have to put hand sanitizer
They have to do a doctor's visit. I mean, it's not yeah. Yeah, it's not good
But you know what I get my nut off
I get my nut off and it feels fucking good. That's the most important right and it feels tender to me
I love it and I live for it. Okay. I love coming
And that's why it's the best thing in the world coming right
There's no what even einstein loves coming
No matter how smart you are probably yeah, isn't there like something
I read this one's that um when you nut is the only time that you don't have an actual thought in your brain
Like your brain goes dead for that time. That's actually the point. Yeah, I could like are you ever like
Oh, I wonder where my pet cat is like while you're not
Never never, you know
Yeah, I think that's maybe why like, you know when you have sex with someone you you really
Feel like you shouldn't do it
But when you're in the heat of the moment you do it and then after like as soon as you bust that nut it's like
Fuck. Yeah. Why did I do that? I know. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that's actually every time I masturbate
You know what I'm trying to say I wish that I could take that feeling and put it in a little pill
So whatever you want that, you know, you would give to women. What wait, what?
Yeah, I like to call I love because you can't make me come no she comes
But I want to give her the extra like, you know in excess. It's so nice of you, sweetie
You know like I from in excess and kung fu. What's his name? Get David Carradine
Yeah, it's asphyxiating. Yeah. Yeah. I want that nut
That's sad. Don't make fun of him. He's dead. No, I want to give you that comment then, you know, man, you just
Enter it. Or you could just choke me
Oh, oh, yeah
Because yeah, because then you die and then I go to prison
No, but then we'll have a you know because that's you really think you're that strong, Bobby
I think my I think if I'm on top
If I'm putting my weight and I'm truly trying both hands. Yeah, and she's at first going this is this for sex
But then she's like, I can't breathe. You know, I mean, I think that there could be a moment where I murdered somebody that way
Oh, geez, you know, but um
Jesus Christ. What? But yeah, Eric fucks good. Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah, I get back to the time
No, I just wanted to ask because you know, you have a girlfriend now you live in Wisconsin, right? Wisconsin
What's the why?
Because that's pretty true. That's where the training is. Where are you originally from?
I'm originally from Iowa. My home town. Oh, it's in Wisconsin. Yeah
Yeah, shut up. What the fuck? It's just, you know,
Um, it's all right, but uh, but no, it's my hometown's like three and a half hours from it and rufa sport
You know, it's a good gym so I can stay close to my family whenever I want to go back and see
Yeah, it's super close. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is it to do there? Is it fun?
See people always say that but there's a lot of shit to do there. I mean, okay, you're at you're okay
Let me just say something. Okay. Okay. That's cool that you say that you're defending the area. That's great. Right. I love it
It's human. Uh, it's it's a natural human reaction
Defend defend where you're from even people from Bangladesh. I love Bangladesh or Calcutta. I live in Calcutta. I love it
The water's great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's a 12 year old prostitutes that's walking down the street. That's fine
But my point is is that that it is it? I don't think so. My point is this
Have you ever been there? Yeah, I've been to Wisconsin. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I've been to Wisconsin, though
I've been to Madison. Okay. I've been to milwaukee. Okay. That's where I live
Milwaukee. Okay. I've been there. Okay. I used to live there as a kid
We did but we also lived in milwaukee. Oh, that's where my dad's yeah, that's where my dad remember my mom my dad stalked my mom
Oh, we gave her the steak and she lived in wisconsin and my mom my dad brought steak
That's how he courted her. That was the courier. Yeah back in the late 60s
That's how you got a wife. You just gave her a steak. She'll put her door and you gave her a steak
I give Kobe beef. That's how good I am. I give Kobe beef. It's great. No, your place is but I'm just saying that I wouldn't be able to live out there
But I mean what okay?
LA's LA is kind of different, but I've been to other places in california
Other than like the beach. What what is there more to do here than like in the midwest?
Everything everything. I mean, I could go completely
This is this is my fucking arena right now. I love it. Oh, you're a hint at his octagon. Yeah, number one is this. Okay, okay
Case in point. I was an albert turkey this weekend
Okay, I flew in thursday night because I had to wake up at six in the morning to do press
It's about midnight and I go god damn it. I'm fucking
Hungry I flew in
And the lady that works for the casino. She goes
Yeah, there's just nothing
Okay, yeah, but I need food right now like I haven't eaten anything all day. There's nothing
And I go where she goes. Well 30 miles east
There's a 30 miles. Oh wendy's. I think it closes at two. I'm not sure I go. Well, you're gonna have to go there
all right
You can't buy you right now right now you and I right? Yeah, if you want
a nice steak
With a man with a tuxedo. Yeah 24 seven. I can get you that so you could just cook it at home
I know I'm just saying your idea of things to do. That's one thing food. That's a yes
Yes
Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna tell you something right now my friend. Okay
There's only a couple of things in life that you need. All right shelter food and sexualities. Hey, all right
I'll fucking do this all day. Bobby. I don't give a fuck. All right. Stop my point is this scratch
This is that yes food is a big one. It is another thing. All right, it's three in the morning
I can't sleep. I feel dirty. Should I take a bath or could I go to a steam room?
A really cool Korean bath house. This is like some first world problem shit
Yeah, that's what I'm saying is is that I'm not saying listen
I know that in an apocalyptic situation
Right, we're all fucked
Not me
You maybe
That's the that and this is this is why
This is why we're here right now
Because that right there is
A provocation provocation. Is that the right word provocation? You just provoke to me. I also just want to say one thing
No, just let me just finish this. Okay
So when a zombie apocalypse, right? Right that you think you would live longer than me. Interesting. Come on. Come on
Come on. Let's just be do you have hunting? Do you have hunting skills? I have hunting skills. I know
I mean, I'm in hiding skills. Wait, I'm an athlete. I'm a hider. You think you can hide better than me?
Yes, I'm an athlete. I'm a hider. I can stay in defense. Here's the thing
If we could both hide but if I get caught I could actually do something about it and get away
No, you get caught zombie and then all of a sudden you're you know, I mean, you're trying to moitai kick zombie kick people
That would be awesome instead of an axe
It doesn't have to be that but I
For example, I can run faster than you can. I'm sure. Yeah, I don't need to run. I'm in event
You're gonna live in event. Yeah, I'm gonna wear that's where you know where I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go to the mall. Well, this goes back to the food. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna go to west covina mall
I already have a plan out. What happens when you know, it's your plan is a ball
Yeah, and I'm gonna hide an event and then all of a sudden I'm gonna like every day
I'm gonna like lock each door
I'm gonna try to kill all the zombies inside then I would lock all the doors and I would eat like a
Hot dog on a stick all all day. Okay. So what happens about the other people sounds like dead
Other people that that are still alive that you see you can join me if you want to but well, no, you'd be joining me
I'd be running the show see that's I don't
So wait, I'm sorry. You want him to bend the knee?
Bend the knee. I'm not gonna bend the knee. Okay. How do you establish alpha in fact?
You know what you're like the fucking what was that guy the mayor or whatever that was walking dead
What's his name the governor governor? You're the governor. You're the bad guy. All right. I'm the good guy
All right. Am I clan we farm? We love each other you and enslave. That's fine. But but rick's also a badass
Mm-hmm. What do you want me to do?
He wants you to bend the knee. Do you know what he would do? You know what?
I know him him and I wrote, you know me out of the only humans alone
This dude would fucking try to fuck me. No, wait. You try to fuck me, dude
No, absolutely. No, look at right now. You know, Azambra. You try to fuck me, dude. Absolutely not
Okay, if you had to fuck someone on the fire team, who would it be? Oh, Jesus
Oh, that's a good question. Okay, honestly
I'll gun to your head. Eric Coke. Talk. Okay. You gotta fuck one of the guys either Steve Frank
Craig or Eric or me
I know but just one it doesn't mean you're gay
Not at all
Steve
That's the right choice. He's warm. You know, that's a political choice. Yeah, because he was like, I'm sorry, dude
Oh, we had to do that. But you know, Eric, I'm sorry. You have to get your nuts off, you know
You know what he would do after you'd have sex? He'd wink at you all day. It remind you
I would rub it in your face. Yeah. I go like you and I but coke
And I would look right at you. Yeah
Steve would never mention it again. He'd be like, I'm sorry. We had to do that. That is the right choice. Yeah
I'm sorry. You know, I don't know why I'm so confrontational today. He's his
He is masculinity and his um, it's threatening. It is threatening to me. I know you're acting like a wild
I know and I and I feel like
I was in a corner and I don't even know why I'm defending other things. I you know what in a zombie apocalypse
Let's just be friends and let's try to survive. You can be the leader if you want to. Okay. All right. We'll shake on the zombie apocalypse
ever. Yeah, you could be the leader. I'm gonna give a fuck, but um, there's only room for one person in the event. I'm gonna be in
I
Don't laugh because you're gonna be the you're gonna be a zombie for sure. Oh, probably you're weak
But I you're weak on every level my friend. His stand-up is pretty good. I can only kick from a distance. Yeah
I just no
Okay, you're a zombie
And also, can I say this? I wouldn't even kill you if you were a zombie
Why I'll chop your arms off and you'd be like one of those things
I walk around with Michelle and Michelle Michelle. So I do wait. I'd be your pet. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked up
That's weird, man. Don't don't worry. I wouldn't let Bobby do that to you. And that's what I'll follow. I'll drop into his room. There you go. There you go
All right, let's do a vault. Let's do a vault
Let's do a fucking vault. All right in a zombie apocalypse. All right
And cameraman, I'm there's gonna be no hostility towards you
All right, but me and Eric have two different fucking survival teams. You talk about like you're so yeah
At raise your hand. Who's gonna be with Eric?
Well, give us a little bit of like what's like going on in the you have to sell yourself
Sell your tribe. All right. I'm gonna sell the situation. Okay. Here's the currency. Yeah, okay
um
Where we're at we live on the street right here
So in the building that we're in is where I'm in okay and the building run across the street is where Eric is
Everything else is zombified. All right. You have to make a choice who you're gonna be with
Clan you're gonna clan with all right. So raise your hand Eric
Eric, be real
Okay. Yeah, everyone
Go ahead, babe. Be real. She's gonna stick with her man, dude. All right. All right. So
You two cameraman you
Yeah, all right. All right. Who's gonna be with me? You know what fucking if we're both gonna die
I'm gonna die with my childhood to start
I watch on tv and you know what kind of just anything right now
You're forever my friend for a life. Yes
Yes. In fact, you know what dude you just went up so high with me
You really you you
You didn't you didn't abandon me
You're really you're a real friend. I can't believe he's crying or he's not crying. You're a real friend. Fuck all you
Fuck you. You fucking chew bastard
Fucking go in there. You'll fuck you
Anyway
That really meant a lot to me. Happy birthday. Thanks, man. Yeah, you want a dinner tonight?
Whatever you want, you know
Fuck you, man. Fuck you
I'm sorry, babe. Am I going out of control right now out of control. I love it. Is it too much?
No, I take it a level down or what? I don't know. It's up to you. You're the captain of the ship
I am the captain of the ship. Let me say something right now. Okay
Let me say something right now. Um
I believe that and let's go back to pastor gale. Let's get spiritual again
I believe that everything happens for a reason. There is no coincidences
We're together here for a reason. We were all meant to be we here at this very moment
and
I heard your point of view
I heard how you feel
No, these guys
No, we're not there. I want to get spiritual. Let's get let's get down to the real brax and taxes
Yeah, brax and taxes. All right
I we're here. We're in this moment and you just showed me your true self
You two especially
And I hear you and I accept it, but let me say something right now. That is why we can never
We can never be close
Okay, and that is the reason why poly treated you like shit
For three fucking years
This guy right here. We gotta get barton fink on the bar and fink. All right. Get on the mic. Go go go. Yeah, come here bark
Yeah, this this guy worked for um, uh, last week last week's guest poly shore. This is also, uh, this is also my roommate. It's also gilbert's roommate
This is josh everybody. Uh, josh. What did you call him earlier? early?
No, Patrick Dempsey with it
All right a sick Patrick Dempsey. All right, so
So, so josh so josh
Yes, yeah, you work for poly for how long about three years. Was he an incredible boss at times? Yeah, no
From one to ten
Because you've worked at other places. Yeah rank him as a boss. I mean it depends how you don't even do that
Clump it all. I don't want to care about some days. He was this some days. It was that just in a general your vibe
Based on how he treated me. Yeah, uh
Like hapsis five round five. He's being political right now. He's being political
Being it all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some days he can be sweet
Yeah, like what like give me a sweet thing that he would say
You know like he would remember things that I would tell him from a while ago and bring it up all of a sudden
Just be like, hey, how's that going? Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. It's a good listener. Yeah. That's so sweet. I'd be shocked by it
I'm shocked even hearing it because he's never done that with me, you know, and he would take me places
Take me out to eat. He would he took me to spas
Really? Yeah, the Korean one the one that we go on. Uh, no, the russian one. Oh the russian one. I happened to that one
Yeah, um, what are some bad things he's done
You're putting this poor boy. It doesn't matter because I'm gonna say poly's a part of my family
And he knows that we talk this way. Yeah, and this is all a part of entertainment. Yeah, so just let it go
Oh, yeah, I love poly
overall
Very sweet. He's he's I like I his he's special to me and
Bad things that he did. Oh
He is this guy right here. He is like
What's his name from game of thrones?
wreak
wreak
This guy has been through so much. You don't even know who you are anymore. I have Stockholm syndrome. You do
Yeah, you do. You suffer. Look at me right now. You suffered. You're in love with your views. Did you suffer?
Bobby, you know exactly. I know
If you suffered, you know, this boy suffered. Right. So
How did it end?
Um, it ended with me trying to figure out some way to leave on good terms, you know, how did but did it end in good terms?
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you know, we stated what did you exactly did you do for him?
Uh, at first I was kind of just doing like video editing stuff. Yeah, and then later I became his personal assistant. Oh my god
Yeah, did I ever meet you? Uh, probably a couple times. Yeah, I don't remember you. Yes. Okay. Have you seen any videos of Bobby?
I've seen some videos of Bobby
What did you say that he's had to file for poly? What did you say? Yeah?
I had to go through all of uh poly's videos home videos and you were on a few on uh
Like uh, what are you the road trips that you guys would do? Was there any sexy ones that you saw? There might have been
You saw one with my dick in it. I don't know if I saw your dick. You saw me getting blown by two women
I saw you. I think turning around to a camera looking very shocked like kind of like
When you noticed the camera was there and hiding your penis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, I didn't see your penis
Yeah, I know. Okay, good
Because he says that that tape doesn't exist. I know it does and um, thank you
So you had an awful experience
Sometimes sometimes it's awful
I think you're lying but it's fine
It's fine because I already know where you stand and everything so it doesn't even matter. Okay. All right. Yeah
Um, so you left. What do you do now? Um, I look for work now right now, but you did stand up, right?
Yeah, and you opened for him a couple times. Yeah, and then one night you told me
You told me I bombed that you bombed and then what do you say to you the next day you came in and he was just like
So how do you think you did uh last night? Yeah, I was like, uh, I think I bombed. He's like, yeah, bro
You're terrible. You're terrible
You're not funny at all
Yeah, I know he can do that. Yeah, and that was the last time I did stand up actually now. Oh, what you're gonna let that dictate
How you just killed this dream? I know I was already feeling kind of bad about it
So that kind of gave it letterman once said in a in an interview, right?
He said that whenever somebody comes up to him and says I wanted to stand up
He always says don't do it. It's the worst life choice. Do you know why he does that?
Because a real comedian will take that and still do it anyway. Okay. That makes sense, right?
There's nothing people like this guy stands Simmons when I started
He pulled me aside and he looked at me and he said
You don't know anything about comedy timing
Your friend Jonathan got sick. Yeah. Yeah that we talked about last week. He was naturally good up front
I wasn't right. And so they didn't like me
And you know what I said, I go fuck him
I'm gonna I'm not gonna let this fucking guy
He's never done anything in the business to tell me how to do it
Yeah, you know, orney adams once came up to me behind the laugh actor and he goes
I just want to let you know you're too dirty. You're never gonna get on tv. Nothing's gonna happen
I go when we're not gonna be on tv. He goes, you'll never do the tonight show and I said I already did it
He goes, yeah
And I go, yeah, and he goes, well, you'll never get on a tv show. I'm on a tv show
He goes, yeah
I go. Yeah, and he goes never mind
You know people don't know anything, right, right? You just have to feel your heart and just do it
He got his ass kicked by clay Guida
And he's still gonna and he's still gonna get back on the horse and he's still gonna fight
Because he's a true warrior. I respect that. Do you hear that virtually raped on tv?
Do you do you get people telling you like, hey, like I'm kidding. Eric. It's a comedy. God damn it
You know angry for no reason
But do you hear what i'm saying josh? No, I do understand that. Okay, so
Do you want to just stand up again?
There's parts of me that do because I still write. Yeah, it's all the time. It's kind of who I am. I write. Yeah, yeah
But I think I was doing stand up as like a means to an end because I wanted to write comedy not necessarily
Well, whatever your heart says do it, but fuck what anyone else says. No, I agree. Okay. Get out of here. All right
Do you get that coke all the time?
Do people telling you like, I mean it's
Our culture today is so fucking sad
um
Just the the people that send you negative posts like twitter for example
Their life is so sad that it makes them feel good. They gotta they gotta be negative towards you
Hoping that they get a response that makes people's day
If I respond to a tweet that blows my mind. Yeah, that's still something i'll you know, I never get but
Like bobby said like I I do this for me when it comes down to me
I'm doing it for myself. This is what I love to do the fuck everybody else. I can say whatever they want
You know, I was on george lopez's instagram. He was doing some sort of anti trump post or whatever
And some lady just goes, you know what he's a has been um comedian anyway, so
um
He's a loser
Or some sometimes like that. I had to reply back
I said first of all
Here's a hispanic guy who has was born
With no show business connections
He started from the bottom. He crawled his way up to the top, right?
What have you done, bitch?
100% you can't hey, bitch if you're watching no, I don't go fuck it piss me off
She's not tiger belly fan. She's not tiger belly fan, right? Hey, bitch. Okay
You can't criticize people if you look at your own life
Look at what's around you where you go to work on this and that and you're criticizing
George Lopez now George Lopez
I think he's a nice guy
I know him, you know personally
He's a nice guy. Okay, but I also know
That before the George Lopez show before, you know, sander bullock
Saw him at the austin comedy club and you know went to the producer became a producer, right?
That I took a gig back in the 90s. I was opening for carlos
But carlos was already at some town and I had I was taking a southwest flight
George Lopez had been doing comedy at that point for 25 years and he had middle seat
In a southwest airline. He was super nice
And he was just doing some club, you know out there to make you know money
Right and he went through all that fucking bullshit to get to where he is. So go fuck yourself lady
People criticize you for going into the ring and so crazy your fucking life. That's fucking bullshit. Well, I agree 100%
You don't respond to them
Don't respond to them. What do they say? Most of the time. I don't I mean most of the time. I don't what's the meanest thing that someone's ever told you
I was called a neo nazi
You're the least neo nazi person now that would like but they're talking like appearance wise
Um back in WEC days like super pale shaved head. I only had like these symbol tattoos
They thought they were like an ss nazi symbol, you know stuff like that. So I had that, you know, of course
I'm like you're not I live I live with Anthony Pettis. Yeah. What is he the most multicultural human?
Yeah, yeah, you know, so like he's like island bud. What the fuck, you know, but uh
What is that? He calls me that so I guess
Oh, here's another thing about how I know you're not you're so tender with my brother steve
Steve is I know but you're tender with he's frank ugly mexican ugly ugly ugly unfunny speaking speaking about shitting on comedians
Oh my god playing destiny and here in frank just get ripped on. I know it's terrible. It's I love it
It was terrible, right? You hang out with the ugliest black eye that's ever lived on planet earth eric riffin
Your friends with even like weak whites
Like the ones that would have died, you know, if they were a Viking they would have died
All right, Craig is a weak white weak white new friends with
You know your friends with a a gang of like ethnic misfits. Yeah, and that's how you we know that you are not
A fucking neo-nazii. I'm going to say something to America right now. Okay
I see something America right now. Okay
So
That's fine. You can support trump and whatnot, right?
But let me say something right now. You're stable of friends should be you should have two at least two muslims
A couple of blacks a couple of asians
Mexican if you want it if you for the spice for the spiciness, right?
The latino and a jew and a jew you should have a gambit a fucking
A stable of fucking ethnic friends because if you are a trump supporter you're gung-ho
And you're like, whatever he's doing is amazing. All right, and you only have white friends
You're a fucking neo-nazii. It's not a good look. You got your fucking neo-nazii and you're a fucking racist
You got to diversify your portfolio guys
You think I want to be friends with for him and war?
I do it for the diversity. You think I say hi to Ahmed Ahmed
I don't like him but I say hi I hug him so that people can see strictly for the optics. Yeah for the optics, okay
All right, this juju right here like I've been coaching my money all fucking night. Where's my fucking wallet?
Right, but you know, I have them over
right
So I gave him $200 to watch game of thrones. Do you believe it? What?
You better fucking watch it. He will check up on what do we have time? We're over an hour
My goodness. Yeah, that went quick. It was really quick. You're a very good guest. I was scared about you. Why?
Because you're a fucking, you know, I mean
He's scared of you. No
You're
We have we always talk about ufc, but you're officially our first ufc fighter. It's crazy. There you go. Yeah
So this is this is you beat out the other guy that could have been on
Oh, you should fight
Wait, are you guys in this mickey gong? He's coming to lightway. Yeah, he's coming to lightway
I like that kind of he kept talking about how you should go back to 145 and I'm like, no, do not
I was I loved you in uh, wc when you knocked out hafeal. Oh, yeah
You fuck hafeal who a son son top like five. Um
That's you
That's you. Hey, that's you man. Um
It was one of those things though like in wc days. I was like 21
You know and like I wasn't a man yet. I put on a lot of so I'm walking like 190 right now
Yeah, so like
Do this one quick. I wanted to see
Eric bro, don't ever do that
I didn't I didn't know I didn't know what you're doing. I
He went off. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
That'd be funny. Would we freeze fame?
We posted on instagram
ufc drops eric k for me. Bobby lee single-handedly ruins eric's career. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, then I'd come for you
Then that that would be game over
No, dude, I'm gonna call people or I'll call people
So if you've never heard of our podcast before or heard it, but we um, we do we do a question from the internet
It's called unhelpful advice. You can answer if you don't have to do whatever you want to do
Go ahead. Unhelpful advice with bobby kalala and eric new breed slash phoenix coke
Question mark. Yeah, it's phoenix. Is it phoenix? Yeah, you can drop the new breed. Yeah
Uh, this question is uh from a anonymous person
I recently started listening to your podcast. I'm a big fan. My wife is 23 and I'm 26
I got our pregnant while we were young and we married at a young age
We've been married now for five years
My wife only has ever slept with myself and her very first boyfriend in high school
I had been with over 20 women most of which occurred after I was already married
Our sex life was phenomenal in the beginning and most of the middle of our relationship
But has recently slipped into a routine and feels like a chore
I find myself fantasizing about other men sleeping with my wife
I have even gone as far as buying large sex toys to use on her. I'm completely average size
I watch and masturbate to cuckold porn and have been thinking about bringing up the subject to her
I don't think I've been the I don't think I would be the submissive cuckold type
But would love to see her being pleasured by someone else. Is this some sort of guilt trip
My mind is playing on me for being unfaithful or should I approach her with this idea?
She has no idea about my fantasy nor my indiscretions as a husband
Should I wait it out and hope that the cuckold feeling goes away? Thanks for your advice
Eric coke. I mean anonymous
I think that
He's trying to purify his soul
I think that he's trying to return back to an innocence because he has been with a lot of women
He has been philandering and he's trying to even out the the playing field
Also, he could be a true cuckold
He could really really enjoy that. I can't tell. I don't know him personally
It's over
I mean the relationship is over
Unless she's into it. No, I mean he's cheating on behind her back
And then also on top of it. He's like he's gonna bring up this kind of this weird sexual thing that
He can get off. It's over. Well, I'll tell you why it's probably over is because if she was more experienced
Then she was probably in her 30s and she's seen some shit. She knows what cuckolding is
You can broach the subject and she'd probably be like, you know what? Yeah, we've been together for 10 years
I'm open to that. Yeah, but the sheer fact that she's only been with two men. She's very young
You're gonna be miserable your whole life
And you're gonna put her through it. Just get out. Well, it just sounds like you should be single. Yeah
He's 26, you know, you got to get out of it, dude
Like there's nothing that it's the biggest thing everybody thinks they have to be in a relationship. Yeah, it's not true
Man, if you're if you're single and that's you you want to fuck however many people you want
That's I mean, that's how do you feel about cuckolding though?
I feel like a lot of a lot of this stuff comes up just in society because people are so desensitized
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like sex is fucking everywhere. It's thrown everywhere advertising
Porn porn is like literally at your fingertips, you know, and it's such a big industry. I just feel like
People people are so open now sexually that they get bored. Yeah, you know, I think that's what it is
You know
I'm telling you right now, man
It's society
it is
I mean if colliella and I
If colliella went to an island for six months
I think they'd be the best thing for us where there's no one around
Yeah, we could really get to really get in in it
Yeah, because just being in the same space doesn't mean that you're spending time together
So for bobby and I there's a lot of coexistence
There's a lot of like being in the same room, but not really spending time together
Like we went to why I felt so close to her. I did I felt so close
And we're here to get I love her so much, but you know, I know it's not over. There's no but I mean I love her and um
But I know that if her and I
We're on an island with no cell phones. No social media and we're just you know walking around and having dinners and being with each other
That it would be way better
So but you're so right though about this whole like feeling desensitized
Because so much of it is thrown in our faces all day that we're trying to kind of one up the feeling of just
Simple sexual of a simple sexual experience. Yeah, people get bored. Yeah, it's like it's as simple as that
I'm so bored of fucking that I actually would be down to dry hump. How sad is that? Yeah, I'm
Do you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, no, I'm not bored of fucking you
I'm just saying like the idea of sex of just pure coyness missionary style doesn't quite like
You know like get that rise out of me like when you were 16 and you you know that feel first getting with someone like that
Excitement butterflies butterflies. Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's a bobby or anybody else
I don't think I would ever have that same feeling so much so that I actually look into dry humping like I look at dry
Humping videos and that's what turns me on because that's how fucking desensitized. I am. Yeah, it's like I'm going ass backwards
You know, it's a strange and I feel like especially for guys. I mean, let's face it guys sex drive is fucking crazy
You know working about sex all the fucking time. So you add that with how easy it is
Like I said sex is everywhere watch porn, you know, whatever like it's crazy because
You know, I've been I've been at those those points when even if I'm talking to a chick
Super cool chick could be the hottest chick in the world
Doesn't matter. You're still gonna look at other people. Yeah, you know, you know what I'm saying
Yeah, and I think I think especially when you're younger
Not till you get older that that kind of goes away. But um
But yeah, I think a big part of it is just fucking society in general
I want to make a final point. Yeah
And this goes back to um paulie, okay
Bring it up back around I talked to him this weekend about
Because I flew in from albert crooked at some at the comedy store. He's like it. I loved your podcast and whatnot
And then we got into I told you this oh kalai like we went into he's like did I think when I have my girlfriend from
Arizona move in with me
And I've never heard that before
When you were working with did he live with a woman? No, right because he's so neat. He's always been I've never seen
Aside from delia. I've never seen a man. Fuck it. Just
Swim through pussy swim. Yeah, right
He goes, yeah, I just don't want to do it anymore
I go what?
Just sleeping around. It's just like lonely
I go wow
He goes and then he said something that you never would ever hear from
I think I want a kid. Oh wow. Wow saying right for him to say that to me
My my eyes popped out of my head. I had to put them back and I was like what the fuck could you say, right?
And here's the deal. He's 50
Oh, he's been knee deep and pussy his whole life
And now he's ready. Yeah, but it took that long
So this 26 year old kid
They have a child together. It doesn't matter. The kid will be fine. Oh, they don't have a child together. Okay. Yeah, whatever
Even if he did you could still be in her. No, he did. Oh, yeah, I got her pregnant. Oh, yeah
Yeah, he does have a baby
He could still he can still be the great father live in the same town and be
But don't put her through it. Yeah
So unless unless look if you really want to be a stand-up person broach the subject anyway
It's not gonna work. And if she says no, then you have to be prepared for for you know
If if yeah, like bobby says if you're unhappy with that no
Then you have to be a big enough man to be like, you know what this is just over
If you if if fucking her is a chore, bro, it's over. Yeah
Yeah, I want to show you evolution. I want to show you evolution. It's the new breed. All right.
Bobby new little patch here, right? Yeah, why are you cancerous cancer is fucking but this is called evolution
because I'm really
My kids are gonna have no hair because it'd be more evolved
You only have hair on his knees. Yeah, that's strange. It's not strange. It's real
But he has a big old bush big-ass bush. Yeah proud. Are you proud? This is the real shit right here
And he has no asshole hair. I I refuse my I conditioned my body to get rid of him
I had some as a kid, but I said no more
It's all that no more you show not pass. Yeah, and my body just said all right. Whatever dude
Yeah, but um, we had a great guest here, Eric. Oh give him a round of applause everybody was wonderful. And um
Um, you know that just you know, we learned a lot today. Let us know
Where we can find you on social media and also wait, you're fighting your new show. Yeah, uh sometime december
Who you're fighting? We don't have an opponent and I can't really tell you names. No, we can't
Could I tell you something? Yeah, what?
I just know when you're in your little
You know when you're in that little locker room, whatever putting the things in yeah
Yeah, just know that we are in your corner. I feel like you didn't fight like you knew that we were in your corner
I know
No, no, think about me think about you. Yeah, when you think about me
I wouldn't think about it. I think about you. Yeah, and I lose
I know that you weren't thinking about me. We're gonna have some issues. No, no, no, you were thinking about fat face, Eric
No, I really want you to be I really want you to be champion. I want you to succeed. I want you to
Be a gigantic star and I think you have the skills to do. That's all and you're so young and you're young still
All right, I hate to put that kind of pressure on you
But um, you know, I know you now you're now it reflects my reputation. My mom was so
My mom was so drunk on saturday at the party. Oh my gosh. She was wasted
I know she and she know she hasn't drank like that and like
Her whole life and she all I could hear was her repeatedly telling you, please don't lose. Yeah. Yeah, she comes up
She's like so december. I'm like, yeah, sometime december. She's like you got to win. I'm like, trust me. You're gonna win anybody
I already know you're gonna. I know you're gonna win. You're gonna win. You're gonna win
Everyone pray for eric everybody give her a round of applause everybody
And you had a new podcast show, right?
Uh, yeah, we do
Actually, you know with uh, with these uh hooligans, um, griffin craig steve and frank
We're doing a destiny podcast. Oh, so it's worst fire team ever and uh, that'll that'll be coming out
So maybe we can get bobby back. Oh, that's right. I'll do it. Wait, hold on one second
Okay, koke, you don't quite understand the what it feels like to you know, our home is small. You see this, right? Right, right, right?
This is this is a very small place. There's only one other room
I could go to and this is the podcast room. Uh-huh. So it's either I
And even from this room, I can hear him screaming. Yeah, so until we get a bigger place
It's a no. I hear you. I I you know, I hear you. I don't find I don't think that you scream quite like him
I don't I don't scream quite exactly and I'll say you're probably better at the game in general
I'm he's pretty calm. He's pretty calm. I'm a lot better. But um, one thing I would like, you know, lindsay
The biggest issue she had was the flashing lights
Oh, you playing the room while she's sleeping. Oh, I think you're a little and she I will give credit to lindsay
She's a fucking trooper, man. Yeah, because like you got to understand these guys play till what?
Six in the morning. Okay. So six in the morning for them is eight for me because I'm two hours ahead. That's right
So like lindsay's lindsay's a trooper and I mean we we're together, but we don't live together
Yeah, it's it's just a good idea. Um, I like, you know, having my space and you know, a little bit of independence
But uh, but no, she you know, she's a gangster with that but having this guy. Yeah, I you know, I don't blame you
I have one more question for you before we wrap up here
Um, I want to know what your thoughts are on john jones being I know it's like, you know innocent until proven guilty
But john jones has been tagged for use of steroids. He's I think they're gonna try to
Do the b sample sample. Yeah, I'm waiting for his current his team is saying look
This has had to have been a contamination of some supplement blah blah blah. What are your thoughts on it?
You know the thing I mean you can say that and we won't know till the the test come back
but uh
If he's already done this shit before
Like wouldn't it
Striking it because his teammate said what?
Uh, his doctor or whatever gave him something after winds
Why the fuck would you just take something you don't know about after winds? That makes absolutely no sense. Yeah, and like I just think
John jones his his biggest enemy is
His self man. I know guys that went to high school or not high school
But they wrestled in junior college with him. Yeah, and he's always been that way. He's been doing coke forever
You know, I can so like crazy to me. So, you know, it's just kind of I just think it's one of those sad stories of like raw
Just fucking awesome talent that just he can't get shit right
I mean his own dad says that his own dad says he's his worst on you know his own more so do you think that?
But also there's got to be someone in his team who is
obviously
You know in on this
You don't think like greg jackson gets in on like what the fuck you doing just like like they've got to either have a
Hawks eye on him or like what what's happening there and I feel like I feel like john jones is the type of guy
Um
That he gets coached, but he's so he's so talented and he's so good at what he does
I feel like his coaches really aren't like the greg jacksons can't get in his ass
And if they do get in his ass, I feel like he's the type guy like fuck you. I'm john jones
You know what i'm saying and I get that I get that like I can't say personally that like I don't I don't like john jones
But I've met him before when I fought a sunsal actually that's when he beat shogun for the title. Oh, that's right
So like we we were there
We were there and we were cut weight and just you just get one of those vibes, man
you just get a kind of a fake vibe and uh
Well, I'm team dc all day always have
I dc all day. Yeah dc is awesome and dc is a really you know really
Good guy, and I was definitely rooting for him in that fight
He was doing really well, but I mean it sucks for him too because
Let's say, you know, this is a positive test john jones gets suspended for what four years two to four
Yeah, it'll probably be four because he's how old is he now?
He's 30 30 so he'll be 34 is it over for him then if he gets I think it is that's so long
Yeah, I think it is and I tragedy tragedy and waste in in dc's eyes at dc
You know reclaims that title. It's his
He'll he'll be champion, but he'll never get that chance to beat jones
I also don't think that people will give him the same recognition that they would jones as a champion
Which is sort of unfair because you know dc has always been the sort of a default champion
right and I think that
It's always that's always been unfair like his record has always been tarnished because of this guy who's
Constantly being tagged. Yeah for fucking, you know for these things and it's it's not fair that he has to
to another thing to could to
To fight him twice. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that's it
It's the same thing that I why I feel so bad about mark hunt
It's like the fact that you know some guy like brock who obviously has roided up the fucking asshole that piss me off
Really bad and contractually he has to fight this guy. He's putting he's already 40 years old
He's put his body on the line for years and now you're telling this man
Who's given so much of his life to the sport that he's got to have
a
Admittedly
Roided as dude fight him right right. This isn't like 125er. This is a fucking man. It was like 280 pounds permanent damage
Well, what pisses me off is brock did this knowing he's gonna pop. Yeah, he gives a percentage of his purse
Yeah, but um hunt doesn't get that exactly and then he still makes a shit load. Yeah, the amount he pays
It doesn't even matter. So it's like
Him knowing that I I can't stand brock for that one fucking reason
You know what I'm saying like that's super super disrespectful and um
Yeah, it just and I like mark hunt. I love mark hunt because I
I'm like I was a pride kid
I like pride more than like when they were like that was that was that white ring any day
Shogun shogun will forever be my favorite fighter because when I was coming up shogun was like the young up-and-comer
And when he beat rampage, I'm like that's who I want to be because he smashed him except that everyone was roided in pride
Yeah, that's true. Arona. Hey, Arona. Uh 50 abs. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Ricardo Arona's back
Gilbert and I thought about
We wanted to start our own MMA podcast of just like casual fans and we wanted to call it Ricardo Arona's back
Because that thing is like epic. So what the fuck? What is that guy up to nowadays? I don't know. I don't think he ever
I think pride was his that was it. Right. Yeah, because I mean he never he never did any
He never stepped into the UFC like ever. Did he I mean, I think maybe he did
That's probably what I think it was old though. I think he did fight in the UFC
Yeah, I mean like I think it was before pride was even blowing up. Yeah, you know, but uh, but yeah the pride days
I mean van der leis over was
Roided to the hill, you know, all those guys were but I mean you could do it. So everybody did it
So it's kind of even playing like now that we have usada
Like Brock Lesnar coming in knowing well shit
I'm gonna take a loss, but I get I get to fight and I'll still get some money like fuck you, dude
Some money. What's that like? Do they like usada? Do they do have you ever been like randomly?
All the time how many times in like let's say a year they'll do well, they're weird because they'll uh
They don't want you to like get a schedule. Yeah, you know
So it's it's completely random. There's been times. I haven't been tested for like six months and then they'll test me like
Four times back to back like every other week
You know, it's a try and catch it because they're trying to catch you like so you can't cycle and cycle out, you know
So um, and they they always shut but they the one thing they always show up at like five in the morning
Like knocking on your door and catch you off guard. What the fuck dude? Like, yeah, I'm sleeping
They're you know pounding on the door and they're super perfect like they don't let you touch
You know, they lay everything out and they don't let you touch things until they tell you to
Whoa, there's like serious. Yeah, dude like it's it's it's legit
But um, I mean UFC pays a lot of money and I I agree with it
Yeah, you know because you're seeing a lot more people, you know, pop dirty and you know, fuck that
You're trying to you know
Roy it up and go in and do bodily harm to somebody like fuck you, you know
Do you agree that fighters have to fight their weight class and not cut so much like I
Or you think that it should always be a choice
I used to be such a like I used to be so on cutting weight like being the bigger the bigger person
Yeah, the older I get I believe it's bullshit. I mean look at look at Frankie Yeager when you fought at 55
He was champ there. He'd walk in soaking wet at 55. He could still compete because he had energy, you know
And you you got to look at it this way like when we cut weight, we're draining all the water, you know out of our bodies
That's coming from our brain too. So you can't replenish that in 24 hours if you take a knock
It's really easy to give yourself brain damage just from cutting weight. Oh god. So um, the the commission's got a lot better
like now if you're
You got to be like a certain
Percentage like body weight wise whatever weight you're fighting it. I think for like 55. It's like you can only be like 8% higher
So it's like 12 pounds something like that
but um, they monitor you and if you do come in really heavy you are um, the
Commission will watch you the entire week and like test your levels and all that shit
And if you're ever at a dangerous like point, they won't let you fight
So I think that's I I think it's super important and I think it's a step in the right direction
But also you also have like less likelihood of fights or fighters pulling out with like complications with cutting like John Hendricks
Yeah, you know and those guys are getting fucking last-minute kidney stones or whatever because they're so dehydrated, right?
Right. Well, and I you know, I think
The more they do that I think the way they can they can make the fighters happy is just adding more weight classes
I've always feel like they should add more weight classes 165
One say like 160 for me would be fucking perfect. That's your way that would be my weight class
55 I can make it and I'm still good there, but I
I struggle there with those last three like it and and every little bit counts
So if they had those not only that I feel like especially in the UFC
I think they're kind of worried like we don't we have to promote all these guys
The reason why UFC is doing so much better in boxing is because boxing doesn't promote anybody
They got their money fighters the main event. Yeah their main event
They make money on that who knew anybody on the undercar. I mean unless you investigate and that even I didn't know
Yeah, I didn't care new one other person. That's it. You know what I'm saying
UFC does a good job of marketing a lot like everybody and
I feel like with how good they are marketing and having a title like every five pounds up
You can create more super fights. People want to see the super fights, right?
And also 185 to 205 that's such a massive jump. That's 20 pounds. You know what I mean?
155 to 170 is like yeah, put some shit between that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree have the
Honestly, I think 160 160 would just be
The sweet spot for you. That's what I want. That's what I want
But um, but yeah, I mean they're making they're making really good steps in the right direction
So I mean compared to the way it used to be
You know, I was fighting when I started fighting there wasn't a 145 weight class
When I started fighting 155 was it and I was this like scrawny beanpole. I weighed 152. You look so different. Yeah
That's it's a funny ongoing joke that you because whenever I go in to like, you know fight week
They're just like, oh, it's Eric. You look completely different because like I'm either growing my hair out changed my hairstyle
I got a tan. You're way more neo-nazi before
You know, if I don't like it for that fact, but I did look a lot scarier
Yeah, just a lot more menacing but um, I always come back with like four or five more tattoos and they're like, okay
You know, here's the drill because they got to take pictures every time to update your profile
So that's like an ongoing joke with the UFC. I'm you know
It's terrible marketing for me because everybody's like that's Eric like, oh, I didn't even fucking know that was him, you know, but
um
But yeah, I mean they're making right steps in the are good steps in the right direction and uh
Like I said, I'm just hoping I'm just hoping and praying for a
A new weight class and
Cutting weight will be over. You know, we hope that you stay healthy from here on out
and that we see you
December
You'll see me in December and every fight card from here on out. Hell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Well, don't not not not every fight card. I'm gonna sit right now. Don't be seroni. Whatever he fights now
I was just gonna say I want to pump out like seroni. No, no
No, that's not I mean because I always think that he rushes them he rushes into them
And I think that he's one of them what he
He's an amazing amazing fighter, but he takes him too quickly
I mean he I think he does or like when he tries to take big fights
Yeah, you know, but I mean he's smart because he's making bank and he's such a people love watching him
Like he is a draw. Well, yeah, I mean he's such a draw because I mean he fights and
The thing with fighting too. You're only as good as your last fight
What what sucks about fighting is for us. We cherish every fucking win we get
Yeah, every win and it doesn't that'll never change like, you know, two years go by and I'm like
I remember when I fought him. Yeah, love that win
With with fans. They're they're brutal, man
They give a shit for like maybe a couple days and then after that it's like wait till the next one you lose
So, yeah, like you're you suck and then I win. Oh god. That's that's why I like watching
He loses. Oh, he sucks again. I'm like, fuck you. You weren't there when I lost
Fuck his new tattoos every week. So shout out to my reel because I do have a good fan base of like loyal fans back in the wc day
I love those guys because you know, I always get great messages from them. So
I truly appreciate that. Well, thank you for coming on to our podcast
That was our first MMA minute with a real fighter. Oh, yeah
Thank you guys. You look good. Shit. You need to be on the mic. You should do your own podcast
I know people tell me that all the time. We should do our own MMA podcast and I'll tell you why I know nothing
I'm I I take the stance of like a very casual spectator
So I only know to surface stuff and I know what questions to ask since you know
The specificities of actually being a fighter. Well, you're actually very very knowledgeable. She's like she is to roll
No, I did not
She's the roll. No, okay
Gilbert, but also I
I am so curious
But I don't always have someone in front of me to answer my questions right the little subtleties
Yeah, because I don't have I mean I have a few friends that fight and train but they're not always like they're not in front of me
When we're doing our MMA minute and I look at Gilbert like, you know, this is what we'll do
Whatever you're in town. Let us know and whatever fight is closed. We just do it. Yeah, we'll just do
We'll throw in an episode there. Let's just do it. That would be so fun
And I'm just gonna have just a shit ton of questions for you. So just be ready
Well, I mean, I'm gonna be making a lot more trips out here because I mean we got the destiny thing too
So oh and we could be the fighter and the dummies
Not the fighters. We're not coffee. They're shit
But because we really don't know anything we should have caused the phoenixes
The phoenix size. All right guys, uh, make sure you follow us on tiger belly uh on twi-
Instagram and on twitter at the tiger belly and email us any questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com
Thank you for listening. And if you hated MMA, sorry about that
Sorry, but not sorry because fucking aircokes here. Bye guys
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