TigerBelly - Episode 123: Steebeeweebee Goes Red
Episode Date: January 3, 2018Kicking off this New Year with some brotherly love/rage. We talk wormholes, shine blockers, and ACE scores. Steve's Show  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva...cy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Pretty good, like Bing-Bing Crosby
Pretty good, like Bing Crosby
Christmas is over though
I know but it just happened and I still have the spirit guys
I have the Christmas spirit, we haven't been on in a bit
And I missed all you guys
And we have a guest today
We have George is sick, thank god
Because I don't know if I can handle him this early in the year
This early in the year
I think my prayer, my Christmas prayer was
Just as long as he doesn't die
I don't want him to die
Just sick enough where he did show up
But I want him to get like sick to the point where he's on the precipice of death
The doorway, don't open the doorway, don't go in
Yeah
As long as he doesn't cry
I want a little suffering, diarrhea from the mouth, all kinds of stuff
A little blood
But we got Gilbert, we got Kalyla
And we got his handsome, Bryce, cousin
So handsome
The better half
Who actually has a girlfriend
Because you're not gay and you're also a man of today
A relevant man
You're the fuckable one
And we have the little munchkin
My little brother
My new brother, Steve Weeby is here
Getting the mic, bro
Happy New Year
Yeah
What?
Happy New Year
No energy, huh?
No, we're tired, we just got back to this one
I know, but what's up with you?
I mean
I'm tired
You used to show up for podcasts
You used to give energy, man
How about a little energy, man?
Alright, happy New Year, everyone
Yeah, I believe that
I believe that
That feels so good
It feels good, Steve
Yeah
A little party at our house
We were there, Gil
You weren't there, right?
Oh, we missed you
Oh, yeah, you weren't there
What was that game you guys were playing?
It was just White Elephant
But very competitive White Elephant
I've never seen that
Oh, that's High Bible
That's like rock, paper, scissors
Rock, paper, scissors with your body
Yeah
So, yeah
So everyone brings a gift that's worth
$50 to $100
$100
Yeah
And you put it in a circle, a pile
Yeah, you put it all in a pile
You put it all in a pile
But wrapped
Yeah, girl, wrapped
And I have to say, in this game
Everyone bought a really good gift
Yeah, nobody bought it
What are some of the gifts?
Oh, no, wait, hold up
But you thought I was going to bring socks
Yeah, but I guess, yeah, so
What are the other gifts?
I just want to say, I want to say it
That hurt me and Elani
It did?
Yeah, let's just get to it
No, no, we were hurt
Alright, can I just say this?
Because our gift was the last
No one would even touch ours
Like ours was like a little bag like
And you can't see it, right?
Scotch tape
And let me ask you something
And no one picked it
Okay, oh, I see
And no one picked it
That's fine
Dude
Alright, we picked it and then
No, no one picked it
Yeah
There to the, it was like
What do you mean, no one
No shit at the end
Everyone just looked at it
And they looked away
Because of the size
No, just they knew
We thought it was going to be
Socks and boxers
I didn't know they knew
That's what he gives you
The last 30 years of my life
Every time it's a birthday
It's either socks or boxers
No, do you want me to go down the list?
Go down the list
One year when Swatch Watch was around
I got him a nice little Swatch Watch
And I got him a cool pair of Levi's jeans
The kind that he used to like
And you know what hurt me the most?
What?
This last birthday
We went to Uniqlo
And I got him some cool Uniqlo
Like swim trunk shorts
Yeah
And I was, he picked me up
I was in the backseat
It was past your thing
And then I looked and I go
Oh, what is that?
The tag was still on
This was like a month later
Yeah, yeah
And the tag was
It was just on the ground
It was just on the ground
Ask Gilbert what he gave Bobby
So that kind of hurt me a little bit
But it's okay
What did you get?
Bobby
No, you got Bobby a Star Wars thing
Oh, I got Bobby a Star Wars thing
He just threw it away
Yeah
So you got to get him practical things
No, no, no, no
You have to get him specific things
But let's go back to the gift though
You were hurt
You and Ilani were hurt
A little bit
Because we picked yours last
No one picked it
And when somebody picked
We didn't know eventually
Because it was the last one
So you had to pick it
So when they opened it up
What did they see?
Well, your mom
My mom picked the
What was it?
Just explain to the people what it was
It was like eye movies
Eye home speakers
And then look at me in the eyes right now
Look at me in the eyes right now
Okay
That gift
Was that a gift that you opened
From another fucking
No
We went to Target
We went together to Target
And you bought it
We went haves on it
We went haves on it
Who said that it was a gift?
There was a nice gift, sweetie
No, but somebody told me
That that was a gift that they got
No, Ilani said that she won speakers
At a different white elephant
Yeah, you don't listen
Well, you know what?
You're growing
And I apologize to you, Ilani
I'm sorry, I just had to get it out
You've helped this resentment
About these unique little shorts
How long has that been?
It's been a while
To be honest, I don't even remember
I don't even remember it
Was it his last birthday?
Yeah
And you know what's even sadder
Is that Steve, a week before your birthday
Asked me, what size does he wear?
He sent me pictures
Do you think he'd like this or this?
He went out of his way to do this for you
Damn
Yeah, but you know what?
I don't feel bad
I know, I know
I'll tell you why
When you were blind
I know you
When you were blind
He gave me a lot of cash
Look at me
Stop for a second
When you were fucking blind
Remember when you were blind?
Brice
Brice, why are you laughing?
Yeah
Brice, you're supposed to be on my team too
And now, can you see?
Brice
Steve, can you see?
Yeah, okay
Okay, so I gave you sight
I know, I know
Okay
All right, let's end it
So, you have C
You have two
You have Jesus
No, we're not done
You have Jesus
Steve, hold on, we're not done
Let me just get this out of the way
Because you confronted me with the Nucleus shorts
No, you got that
I love you
I'm not done yet
Damn it, I love you so much, brother
When you have ailments on your teeth
All right
What about your teeth?
Well, I just let it fall out
No, but did you go to the dentist?
No, we don't
The Lee brothers don't do the dentist
I did do the dentist
Yeah, okay
Yeah, to get it pulled
To get it pulled
Yeah, pulled
Who the fuck pulled it?
Look at me
No, no, get down
Sit down
I'm sorry
This fucking lie right here
Hey, this was a new year
This fucking believe it
I'm sorry
He's now seeing again
I can't even fucking
I appreciate you
Back in the day when we used to do Pringles
I got the Pringles
Who bought the Pringles?
Who got the Pringles?
All right, sit back down
Sit back down
This is un-
Out of control
No, sit down
This is good though
This is good, though
This is good, though
You want to play games?
You want to play Christmas games?
Gift games?
We're playing games
No, no, you're the best
You're the best
My God
Come on
So anyway
How is Arizona?
But dude, all I gotta say
Well, let's talk about our dad
Come on, dude, is that
Come on, I got him
Oh, you want to play tit for tat
No, no, no, I got you on my arm, though
How long did I have this fuck-nut?
How many years I mean this was 15 years I've had this on my body. I'm just saying it's a little bit more painful this yeah
Come on back me up. Have a sleep. Yeah, he's showing his Bobby tattoo. Yeah. I love you, man. You're on here. Okay
To the grave. All right, so you want you still want to play tit for tat? No, no, no, I don't want to do it
Let's not do this right now. You just
I'm sorry guys. Maybe I should have come this is good. This is good. I'm sorry. It's good. It's good. No, I should have went home
Why why is you're doing this man? You know, I want to just be positive positive new year
Let's start off by by stating our New Year's resolutions. Oh man
Well, I'm gonna tell you guys something that I saw documentary called walk with me. That's not it. Okay. It is a New Year's resolution
Okay, and it's about this
I'm Vietnamese dude, not dad. I love him
But it was a Vietnamese dude and it's his name is a thick not Han
and he's a monk and he has a monastery in France and
It's in France. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that people give their lives
To the monastery they shave their heads and they live there and they work on the land and when I
Wait, so you're
You're
What the fuck I didn't say anything
New Year's resolution is to be a monk. No, but what I'm saying is is that no when I was watching the documentary
That I could see myself as a monk
Like doing what on a daily I would wake up when everyone else wakes up, right with a son with the son the son wakes you
Yeah, and I would make the black tea
Steve if you look at me right now, why are you smiling and why are you smiling? Sorry, dude, there's black tea
I don't but it's the way you said it and then I would take a rake with my other brothers
And I would rake the land. I would you know nourish the land till it to get to that's exactly what I was gonna say
That's exactly what I was gonna say
I would be the till it you are so attached to technology shut the fuck up
I'm just saying you're so attached, you know, and that's another thing dude. You're so negative. No, I'm just being real. That's a fact. That's a fat brother
I know but brother
No, cuz you're every time in Gilbert. He was literally either like even worse. We played Battlefront 2 by the way
We're in Arizona. Good game shout out to my mom and dad
We're in Arizona and for I'm telling you for 15 hours a day
Battlefront battle for battle for and we'd switch off if he died I'd take over, you know
We but he couldn't even towards the end. He couldn't wait for my he would he wouldn't watch me play
He'd go on to his other device. So he's either here or he was like doing that or you know, I mean, so
Now you wouldn't because I'm not a monk now
So what is your New Year's resolution? And why did you tell the story? Because I think that you're gonna rake leaves tomorrow
He's gonna tell no, no, I might I'm gonna I'm gonna go online to see if that they have like a
class not a class but like a
a non-committal
Thing that I can do where I could stay there for like three months. Why don't we do a retreat? Yeah retreat
All right, I'm gonna shave my head. Yeah. Yeah, that might work
No, no, no devices nothing just wake up
I'm gonna shave my head bald even if they say that I don't need to
Keep your hair. I need to do the look I need to do the look
So you don't need to do that. They do these long long walks with the tic-tang-hang
Yeah, it's through the forest and
They don't talk much and it's so funny that you guys provoke me in that way and doubt me because
12 years ago not 12 years ago 22 years ago my bad. I went to a monastery and I lived there for a month
I don't if you remember that the one in San Diego insane. Yeah. No, it was in
Santa Barbara, but my my Dan Irwin
They don't sponsor. Yeah. Yeah, they we took we went to a monastery
I didn't shave my head, but I remember not talking and I remember it being one of the most peaceful times of my life
Well, that's cool, man. So then you wanna do for three months. I think you could do it. Yeah, right?
I thought he meant like a life-changing thing, right? Well, he lives he leaves maybe I'll bring you know what?
You know if I'm a monk, maybe I'll bring my Uniqlo shorts
Wear those and the bald head
You know, do you think?
These long gray socks you give me to for your Christmas and birthdays put those on I keep all the socks
You know what that is something so cute about you
He always shows up with a gift and he always shows up wrapped and there's always a little message there
Yeah, that he has a cuteness about him that you don't possess
You're very like fuck it, you know throw money and he's throw like he has so much like intent and
Feelings behind his no he does. He really does. Yeah. Thank you. That's the nicest thing thus far tonight
That was the most positive thing tonight. I like that. Let's keep going there. You know, I'll go positive. You want me to go positive?
No, no, no, no, let's see what's your New Year's resolution
Well me and I we've been talking about this my just my daily habits and I need to change my sleeping
We didn't do that well in Arizona by the way, what time did you guys wake up? What was the sleep time?
Was it in the 3 a.m. Range?
No, that's early
One time it was 1 p.m. You went to sleep or wake up. I didn't go to bed
Where your eyes bleeding?
Wait, what did you you fell asleep? Okay, first of all wait tell him about the first of all. Oh, you know, okay?
Okay. Oh, yeah, you don't even know what went in. He did the left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. He made a vampire room
But let me just say okay, I show up, okay and
The bed is the same bed that that John McCain slept on when he was in the Vietnamese camp
Literally is a fuck up all your fucks up
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know from the 70s or something. Yeah, John McCain who came and waved at Lindsey Graham on the Senate floor
Yeah, fuck up my fucking back. Okay. It's fun. And then not only that is that at 6 a.m. Mm-hmm
The fucking window, you know, what are they the blinds? Well, there's these panels, right? Oh the ones open and close. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but they're in individually. They're attached and then two of them had fallen out
Yeah, so there's a gap so that big gaps. Yeah, so the Sun you fucking hate
You know it lasers in right where the gap is into my face. Oh, it's missing those two
Yeah, the two that was right into my face. Right. Yeah, and with this Cambodian bed another Cambodian. I shouldn't say stuff like that
Nigerian let's just say Nigerian Niger. Okay, that was I always go, you know, you know, I don't want to do that
Mix it up diverse. I'm mixing it up. Okay
This Nigerian bed situation, right this fucking sunlight
I could not sleep till one and I and I had a spiritual. I'm not a spiritual, but I made a decision
Yeah, I'm gonna drop some money at this problem. Okay. He did arts and crafts like so we went to a walk
We went to a Walmart. Yeah, what I buy tell me what I bought dude. He went to Walmart. He got these pure black
poster boards. Yeah, like 20 of them
He bought like gorilla tape like the the strong tape. Yeah. Oh, these weren't new blinds. You would know
Fuck the blinds. He straight went to the window and just he barricaded. He barricaded the whole thing
Yeah, yeah, he blocked the sunshine. He's a shine blocker. Yeah. Yeah, I love blocking the shine
But you know, ironically it runs in the family
Because my mom's that way. No, I thought my mom was gonna yell at me. Yeah, and she looked at it. She goes good
Very good. It walks away. She walks away
And then what else did I buy?
Two pillows. Oh, no, he bought a whole comforter set. Yeah
Oh, dude, he slept like a baby. He said felt like a whole
So now the next night. Oh my god a 12 hour fucking babies deep sleep
Yeah, yeah, so are is this something that's gonna change or are we gonna go the
We're not gonna do the monk life anymore
So you're saying you got to change your sleep habits. Like what is a reasonable time for you to wake up?
This ain't helping to the dipping dude. Come on. Yeah, I know what you guys say about my breath. You know, he tells me
No, it's not us. I know it's the world
I know my breath. Let's do it. I know my raise your hand
Bryce, I want everyone in this room. I'm looking at every in this room raise their hand
If you think my brother's breath is the worst breath you've ever smelled
I'm gonna count to three one two three
I've never yeah, I don't think he's gonna. All right. How's the kalilah? Why was your hand right there?
I think it's it needs help. Yeah. How about you? She complimented you earlier?
What? Bryce, Bryce, look at me. He's never smelled it. I've never smelled it. Bryce. All right. Can I try it now or?
It literally is, you know, Kalilah will bring up several topics during the day what to eat. Hey, you know
Let me before you speak because I haven't spoken much. Yeah, Steve
Steve
Let me just start off by saying that
Dude, your teeth ain't no nothing to brag about. Exactly. Exactly. I learned it from you, dude. You learned. I'm not your dad
I'm not your parent. Show him. Show him the drug commercials from this episode. I learned it from you, dad
Hold up. Show them these. Show them these. They fall out on in his mouth, too. They do. The teeth fall out. The teeth fall out. Yeah
I just think that like dental health directly affects like your heart health
And so I want you I signed you up for insurance or I signed you up for it. Yeah, I appreciate that
Yeah, I gotta do the paperwork. Can I see your teeth? Let me you got some nice one. Oh, wow
Yeah, no braces. Your brother's like a piece of shit took a piece of shit
But you know what? It's been better than the last few days
But you know what he said I go I'll just get I'll just get mint altoids and he goes that would just be like mint shit
So it's like wrapping gum around a shit. Yeah. Yeah
You can put christmas lights on a piece of shit. It's still a piece of shit. You know, I'll testify. You know when it really
Hit my heart. Yeah, um my girlfriend. Um, I try to kiss her in the morning. Yeah, and like her she went like her eyes got
Yeah, yeah, she took the covers like this
They covered it like that. Do you brush your teeth like like like you had SARS
Yeah, like you're in china and get a disease
I remember it's this man. The grizzly chew ain't helping. Oh, maybe it's the grizzly too, man
The last time we went to the dentist together
He gave us the x-rays and everything and he was like, I haven't seen these kind of teeth
And let he goes let me pull them all out in the back and you were like no
Just pull out the one that hurts and I told you steve your brother will pay for it all
You're like nope. No, no pull out the one only the one that hurts. How painful was that?
It hurt man. It hurt. Yeah, you were knocked out. I don't know. Yeah, just my teeth. I brush I brush
Are you sure? Dude, I've been I was brushing the whole time in Gilbert. Yeah, you were brushing. Yeah, you were brushing.
Because you're a really clean person. You're really tidy. Yeah, I try. I try. You know what? We're gonna change that 2018 is a year of the new teeth for you two
We're gonna get you some fucking implants because you need to start chewing meat. Now with dental technology can they like because these
There's a lot of missing gaps. There's some gaps here. Yeah, you could just put like implants and stuff
Are there like fake teeth? You could just glue in there? No, not glue. I would glue, but you actually have to put
Something first like anchor it and then you put the dent the implant over. You think that's a good thing, huh? Yeah
Yeah, but would that work though? Like if they had a crazy kind of glue where you can just put like
A chiclet in there or like anything you want in there. Yeah
Let's try it gorilla glue
Throw it in there
I was also talking in Hawaii
Um, because Paul Paul Dave's brother went to visit and we're sitting in the minivan together
Yeah, and I was talking to him and we're talking about New York or something and he he didn't say anything
He just offers me a piece of gum
Like this. Oh, yeah, people
He's trying to be nice about people. No my breath. Yeah, you're price. You haven't smelled it. Come on beyond. I won't get mad
Okay, no, what what what smells on me?
Oh his fucking feet. Oh my god. Oh my god. The swamp has you got swamp feet, dude. I've actually
They're horrible
Like a dead animal is rotting underneath there. Uh-huh because we're playing dude. I offered to put powder
Baby powder no gold bond whatever whatever they got and he goes no dude. No don't touch him
Because I like I'm like, what's that smell? We're playing a battle front. We're having a good time and I go
What's that peculiar smell?
We'll use that inside your mind. What's that peculiar smell?
I want to smell something. Yeah, and I go, let me smell your your his like little slippers. Yeah, and I went like this
I went, oh my god
So you know I make him wash his feet before he comes into bed. There's fungus and it still smells
Awful. Yeah, there's a fungal infection or something deep one deep like it's in his blood
So how does it reach to that point of smelling that bad? Ask him
He has a regimen
Ask him how to grow proper foot fungus
What why don't you wear socks?
the itch
The socks it started with socks
My my
Problem started with the sock
Yeah, I wear the sock over his shoe and my feet get really hot
Right, and then I don't know why but I have a different theory. I think it's from the spa. It's not
Oh
Yeah, because when I was a swimmer I would get all sorts of weird shit on my feet
Like I would get one of those like those warts that go really really deep inside
I would get athletes foot because that that moist environment and I'm not wearing slippers because I'm a fuck I was a dirty kid
He's not he doesn't wear slippers in exactly but the but my right how wide then what how do you explain my right foot in perfect condition?
I don't know maybe it smells
They both smell. No, I do every time. Let me smell it right now. No, let me just say this
Okay, when I gave you the slippers, I made sure
That you smelled the left one
Both of them. I smell both. Yeah, but one of them wasn't as bad
Be honest
They're both pretty bad. Okay. They smell the same
Dude, it's the same smell. It was the same smell on both, right?
Remember I took my shoe off from the airplane. He what do you mean one time?
That's like every time you're in the airplane from a different at she could be like three seats over
Yeah, three rows in back of me and she'll go put it on. I'll literally text them like you need to put your shoes on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so since we're talking about health outcomes bad feet
Breath, yeah, all of that stuff and resolution
Yeah, yeah, I'm just thinking about your breath still though. I'm gonna work on it. Yeah, I came across
I came across Ted talk. I love Ted talks. Yeah, but
You don't do you really love Ted talk? Yeah, I do. I saw the Ronnie Mullin with the innovation and skateboarding
Yeah, it's great. Yeah, so I came across a Ted talk and which was talking about an a score
So an a score means adverse childhood experiences and it's basically a tally of different types of abuse neglect and
Or traumas that you suffer in in your childhood. Yeah. Yeah, Gilbert stop laughing. I don't know why you're laughing
And so based on all these on this tally can predict whether or not you
Have certain types of cancers high blood pressure like it's basically a risk factor for not being healthy as an adult
How many questions are there 10 questions? So you guys want to take the quiz?
All right, you know what?
I've never been more excited taking a quiz than this time. Okay, so aren't you excited Steve?
So are we doing it collectively or individually? No, just you and your brothers since you guys have bad feet
So we're doing it together. Yeah, so the higher the higher your score is the higher your risk for later health problems
So let's see if this is true
Before your 18th birthday did a parent or other adult in the household often or very often swear at you and salt you
Put you down or humiliate you or act in a way that made you afraid that you might be physically hurt
I would have to say yes, son
Well, like is it was the actual act or verbally abuse basically basically for verbal abuse
Well, it happened a couple times but not it wasn't so common with dad. My dad was yeah
Yeah, he was very it was so yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes on that. Yeah
Did a parent or other adult in the household often or very often push grab slap or throw something at you or even hit you
So hard that you had marks or were injured. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah
um, did an adult or person
um
Five years older than you touch or fondle you or have touched
Their body in a sexual no or attempt to have oral anal or vaginal intercourse with you. Nope. Nope. No
You did
Nope
So it's it's a no no one got sexually abused
I literally said this on the podcast five times. Yeah
Yeah, I was yeah, not used to though. You're free. Okay. Yeah. I was
in fact, in fact, I
Yeah, I had sucked some guy forced to suck his dick
But five years older. So gary five years old five years or older than you. Yeah. Yeah gary ellen those guys don't count
Yeah, they were the older five years old not under five years. No. No. No five years older than you
Older men older men or like someone older like fondling each other's teenagers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't count
So, no. Oh, no. No. No, they got no the retarded guy though
No, but that was as we were in minnesota and he it was like it was not really he was just weird. It was weird
Yeah, he didn't touch you fondle. No. No. He just had penthouse magazines. No, he would touch. No, he
I took his fingers in his butthole
I took fingers in his butthole and he pulled his dick out and I chased her inside
Why did you stick fingers in his butthole so he got molested?
You know who you're reminding me of member of that movie mask with rocky dennis. Yeah, I haven't never seen that
Who me? No, no, no the guy by the the the guy by the apple. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. He looked it reminded me of that
Oh, yeah, I was a kid because this is minnesota anyway. We'll move on next question. Yes for that. Yes. Yeah, for me
Did you often or very often feel that no one in your family loved you or thought you were important or special
Or your family didn't look out for each other feel close to each other or support each other. No. No. Okay, good
Okay, good
Did you
Often or very often feel that you didn't have enough to eat had to wear dirty clothes and had no one to protect you
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, we had a good or your parents were too drunk or high to take care of you. No, no
Before your 18th birthday was a biological parent ever
Ever lost to you through divorce abandonment or other reason. Nope
Was your mother or stepmother often pushed, grabbed, slapped or had something thrown at her? Yes. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, that's a yes. Yeah
Did you live with anyone who has a who was a problem drinker or alcoholic or ever used street drugs?
Your dad was an alcoholic, right? Yeah, but he was functioning. I don't know. It doesn't matter if you had an alcoholic in your household
That's the question. Yeah. Yeah, he was
Before your 18th birthday was a household member depressed or mentally ill
No, no
Did a household member go to prison? No
Your a score is five
So a scores four or higher are not not very good
Like basically they want your a score your adverse childhood experiences to be less than four
But also they don't really tally like the good parts, right to count through the bad stuff
So even though you know what?
Can I just say that fucking test is bullshit. I swear to god, there's something to it though
Yeah, but you can't you can't measure love in that question. That's what it's saying
The test tells you in the beginning that this does this is only a tally of bad thing in your life
The leaves do everything deep
Okay
Deep abuse but deep love deep support extremes. Yeah, it's it's it's just we're a Korean
Right, right. So what this test is saying is it doesn't tell you the good stuff
So therefore it doesn't it doesn't take account what makes you resilient like your mom's love or your
Connection as brothers or other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know
I think they should add up added some other questions too, but I still think that's the reason why your foot
That was the whole point to get to the test was the whole point. That's my foot in his mouth. Yeah, that's the reason
There's no explanation other than a score. Yeah a score of five gets you that yeah
Your breath is because of your alcoholic father. That's the math
Your breath is because of your alcoholic father. That's the math of that test, but
Can we talk about the show dark? No the nightmare
Because we haven't talked about the nightmare that happened a couple of weeks ago with with remi. Yeah, what happened?
He's here. Where is remi? Where's remi? Oh, he's he's on the um
Remi's on the little green uh stool outside. Oh, can you open that door?
Bryce or somebody? Sorry, Bryce
Okay, let's talk about it. So you know about remi though. Yeah, the dog you she okay, so she goes she goes
Well, how'd you find it?
Kalilah goes um remi is I want to foster
Animals, I'm like, I'm cool with that. What does that mean? Well we and because of the fires
Remember the big fires that happened?
um
The shelters were overflowing
It's shelters are overflowing and
And Kalilah's like we got to help save an animal
So, um, she sent me a photo of a cute white dog. Yeah, that was a year old
And I'm like get it
We love it get it right get it. Yeah, and then I show up at the house and we got Henry Fonda over here
We got a fucking old
gum gum
toothless
grouchy
Fucker. Grouchy. He was at first. He's sweet. He's sweet now
Gandalf
And it hated me when you know, you know, you know, he his last owner was a guy with mental disabilities a boy
A retard. He wasn't a fan. Yeah, I think maybe I don't know probably not
Yeah, yeah, you're mentally handicapped
And he abused this little guy here. Yeah, what do you do? What do you do to it? I don't know man
But basically he got returned because the mother of the this man said that he was not able to
Properly care for Remy and I don't know what that meant, but I'm assuming because Remy is not a fan initially of men
Yeah, yeah, like he's very tentative, but he loves females. Yeah
So and I I wasn't a fan of Remy in the beginning. I'm like this old Henry Fonda
shit
and um
But I grew to love it
I love this guy now. Well, tell him what but what happened was this so Clila's like
I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk bad about anybody. So we're not going to name any names. All right
We met somebody at a park. It didn't work out. It just didn't feel right. No, it didn't. Yeah, their dog
Didn't get along and then the next day
She goes, I you know, I know somebody through instagram
That's that, you know
Someone contacted me and she was showing interest in Remy
Right. So, um, we I'm gonna try to tiptoe without naming names and being specific
They don't listen to podcasts. That's fine. They don't know. Okay. His name is
Please
They were nice people. They're nice guy nice guy nice girl and
We also knew similar people. Oh same circle same circle, right?
So we brought Remy over there and the dude is cool smokes pot
that's not a bad thing
and um, wait, so
We leave Remy there. Yeah, so they and they go we like Remy
They really wanted and the and the Remy and the other dogs seemed like they were getting along
and then um
The next day, this is what happened. What happened the next morning. I got a text saying
um, your dog Remy was found
By this woman Courtney so and so please call. So basically he was found
Outside someone took him to the vet and microchipped him and I got the automated
Text saying but those people that I gave Remy to who never contacted me and said they they lost him
Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, so I called them and guess where he was rolling up walking
Down Sunset Boulevard all the way down there. Yeah, he's just really walking on Sunset Boulevard this little guy
Right going. Where's Kalilah?
No, that's the thing wasn't yes. He it do let me say something. I've never seen a dog
So in love with another human like this. Look at that. I mean, it's pure love and that's he left the house trying to find her
I guarantee it. That's in your head. You don't believe it. I believe that 100 percent. Yeah, yeah
So basically I went to go pick up Remy
And I texted them and I said, hey, I I have Remy. Oh, sorry. We didn't want to alert you or scare you
We were gonna try and find him ourselves and
We but we want him back
Yeah, yeah, so then I go now. She's like no way. Who's a dog?
Right. So she says no way and I'm like, no, no, no way. But then I wrote them and I was like, look
I think this is this is a sign from the cosmos that Remy needs to be with me a while longer
So the answer is no and they both the the chick and then the husband who are really really nice people were like
Look, give us another chance. We really love him. I'm the one that convinced Kalilah. I go
You have to give him. You have to give him another chance. Well, I read the text. You showed me the text and what did Steve say?
What did you say Steve? Well, I was like, dude, that's incompetence right there
You said don't give the dog bad and we all said that Jessica
Well, you're you're you're forgetting a big factor the dude that led it like because the dude Remy was in the yard
And what was the dude doing? He was rolling a blunder. I don't know that he was he was fucking a weed
He wasn't paying attention. Yeah, he was like
Doing some rolling a blunt or something and then the dog. He wasn't paying it. You got to be so attentive with animals
I know with Kirby. Yeah, Kirby has gotten lost. Yeah, and we you know, we have to be so aware of you have to be aware of with your animals
Like kids, especially when you first have a dog because it's so unfamiliar with its surroundings
And it's afraid and doesn't know you well. So it's gonna want to bolt when it's exploring the yard
Right, you have to pay attention. Anyway, I because because this guy
I I work with this guy's brother on something
Right. So in my head, I'm like, we got to give him on the shot
Remy was freaked out. Yeah, and so I I said tell call I go, you know, it's human
Kindness to forgive
And to give people a second chance and I believe them
Over Steve and Jessica. She believed me. Oh, yeah, but dude, they wrote a whole essay, dude
Like yeah, and so she comes over. So, you know, she comes over the girl
Right. She meets sees Remy again. You see her again. Pick some up again. Pick some up again
And we're like bye Remy. Bye Remy. We gave him gave him another chance. Now we think Remy's found his family
We're giving a second chance the same people. It's five in the morning. Now the next morning. Oh, come on
No, I'm being real. No, this is real five in the morning. Next morning. I'm sleeping and I don't know how I woke up
But I I hear iPads
And I and phones get going off
You know, like things are going off. Thank you sound effect guy
And I I was scraggie and I looked at my iPad and I read something on it
And it said something about Remy, but I'm like, oh forget and I went back to sleep
And then cloudy I woken up and she was like, what's going on? I got Remy something
She looks at her phone and I hear silence. I fell probably back asleep and she's reading something and I screamed and she goes
Oh my fucking god
He's gone again. You scream. I screamed. They lost him again
He ran away again. The same the same people, dude
The same the same you didn't wait four months to lose him like that
They lost him the first night again. I would be so embarrassed shameful to even text you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so we wake up
No, what was the excuse? What would they say? Now the guy now the guy's calling. I wouldn't I couldn't get on the phone because I was so angry
He was she was so angry. She's like you talked to him because I was angry at him at body
Yeah, I thought I was responsible. I grew up. What's up, dude?
I'm not I'm being we got to work this out. We got to work this out
Clinically an asshole but being trying to be nice but not so tell me exactly what happened, dude
Tell me exactly what happened. We're on the same team right now, bro. Yeah. Yeah, and and he goes
Well, yeah, I don't know. She me my dad
Rebuilt this fence. He said
I remember he said that smoking a joint right rebuilt the fence. He was fucking with weed again. And
I don't know. We just he laughed
Right and then and then now I haven't I that was what I was going to sleep
Yes, that's when I sleep. That's your bed, right?
So I'm like, I guess we got to go find them. Yeah, we drove to west hollywood. He called you made flyers
Yeah, we made thousands of flyers. I said Jessica who drives down my sister came out. Jessica came out. We had
I was gonna wake you up. But you know, that's good. Good. He'll there were 50 people looking for this dog
I was full. I alerted all of west hollywood. They looking
I yeah, yeah, yeah, we saw them. They better be. No, we saw them a block away
Remember and I go and she goes that's the guy. Yeah, and he's like, you know putting something up
A flyers up. I felt bad for them. How do you say face though? How do you really say face?
But you guys like come on my question is
I mean, do these things happen or was it neglect like my I have no idea
It could be really bad luck to it would just be bad luck because I really didn't like that. No, I don't I don't
I'm not buying that. I'm not buying that
So do you think that it was a sign from the cosmos that he was that I I shouldn't have given him back the second time
I'll tell you this much if they were to get another dog get prize scape again
If they wanted, you know, they got a different dog. The same shit would have happened. They're incompetent. You know, they are not
They're not no, they're not
Street stretchers are not fit to be dog owners at this moment. They already have a dog
Why do they keep losing the old one? Why and how they lose this little guy?
My belief is this guy can't jump. I know you're telling me this guy jumped over a big-ass fan
Steve you can hear you. You can hear you. Steve, Steve, Steve
This dog. I'm not and this is I really believe this
This dog has been abused his whole life. Okay. It's like Dolly. He he meets Kalyla. Who's a gentle animal whisperer?
True. She's a cherub of animals. A cherub. She really is. She's drawn. She's the obese lady
Right and with tenderness and kindness. There we go. That sounds weird. And so look at the way she holds him
She the first day these two met
He was like finally
Love
Right. I've been searching for love for so long and now I found it in this nice lady
Is that Remy's voice? Yeah. Okay. That's pretty good. And I'm
This other fat yellow piece of shit lives here too, but he's cool. He's cool
Right
And then when he was at the other person's house, he's like, where's the lady?
I need to find the lady
The fat yellow guy
And the fat yellow guy
And she he'd escape
And then the second time same thing happened
And and look he got his way
Now look at him. So this is a he's here not fostering. This is can I just say something?
It's even really weird. No, this is I'm still looking for a home
So if there's any listeners out there and you like this dog and you want you want to you want a magic grandpa
Yeah, you want to be a dog owner, but also like please don't lose him
If you lose him the problem now the problem now though is is that I
He's genuinely have feelings for the guy. So you're attached to him. I was like, you know when we're in Arizona
I was thinking about Gobi. I'm like, I can't wait to see Gobi
You brought that Remy?
See Remy too
But you tell him the story about what happened in between that about the what Remy did to his stuff
What stuff? Oh, yeah, bring that up. It's got a dark side to it. Yeah, this is a good story
Well, this is the one we this is
She when she goes to sleep she goes she should look at me she goes
Take both the dogs down
That's how she does it. She does right before you go to bed
Yeah
And at that time you couldn't leash him at the same time and bring him down. You had to go one at a time
We live in a third. They just good too wild because I go to sleep earlier than him
Yeah, so I always say if you're awake in four hours, can you please take the dogs down for one last pee?
So that they don't have to hold their bladders for eight hours, right?
So that night
Gobi our dog
Was acting crazy like she kept wanting to go out
Maybe that she had diarrhea. So I just kept going down there with Gobi
Right and then by the time five o'clock came around
She's asleep dead asleep in a ball next to Kailah. I'm not just waiting for her tomorrow. Yeah, all right
He wasn't gonna take Remy down. So as I like she asked
So I'm slowly getting into bed and she wakes up and she goes. Did you bring him down?
Remy
I go no because she was sleeping. He was sleeping. I told you to bring him down
Right. Yeah, and then Remy gets up
Gets on the ground and now her mom had just cleaned the house
Oh, but I have my
Jacket my leather jacket my blue bag all in a little pile
Remy walks up to it opens his leg and pisses all over my shit
Brice left at that. I love why he chose your stuff. I don't know
He was just to send a message because he's vitreous and how he knew how mad was I?
Now I'm pissed because I'm like if you had just taken him down that wouldn't have happened
But he's also pissed because his entire backpack is wet red. Was he about the red zone?
Oh, he was he was on the side of the bed for a whole hour does all you hear
Just red zone breathing and then she and then she woke up and she's like you want to talk about it
And then what did I say it made him even more angry when I say go
I'm just dealing with myself. It's my fault
Like in a rage
You know, yeah, he's a crafty little guy, huh? Because sometimes I just wish that he would listen to me
I already brought the dog first at that point. I didn't love Remy
I wanted the little guy out of the fucking house not attached to me
At that time
I'm sorry. Don't get angry to me. It was like that's her situation and I always deal with my situation
And that's exactly what she did but now
I love the guy
I'm taking him down
Okay, yeah, he got to me because now when I come in the house
He'll walk it right up to me
And put his paws on my
You know knees. What does he say and look it'll go
Let's app
Like that
And I'll go hi
I see a cholo. I don't know
You guys we really need to find Remy at home and somebody who can appreciate like a magic grandpa who likes to run away
He's sweet. He's so sweet. Yeah, and also, um
We you'll have a relationship with us too. Yeah, because we we want to see Remy again
If you want to get connected to the indus
I want to meet Bobby that's how I'm doing everything I got right
I mean we'll be not you won't just be a fan of the podcast. You'll be family
What's the criteria though? You guys going to interview these people? No, I got to do a home check now
I gotta make sure that like their fence is like proper or they do a mental check to see where their heads are at
Yeah, yeah, but do your own mental check?
Fucking snapperhead
You guys we need to talk about the show dark
We haven't talked about it. We haven't talked about the show dark. You're only on the sixth episode. You've never seen it
Well, I just finished the fifth. Yeah, I finished the fifth. Oh, okay. So, um
German show it's weird because we finished dark
The second time Remy disappeared. We felt like the show bled into so here's the deal
I was at the comedy store
Now everyone if you do or do not know Christelia
Christelia is a guy who doesn't watch shows
He doesn't recommend music. He doesn't recommend anything. He doesn't he's never come to me and said
Hey, I me and my girl went to this great restaurant. You should check it out
He's just not that guy, right? So I've you know the 12 years. I've known him
I've never gotten that from him. So I was at the comedy store and we were peeing next to each other
In the bathroom. Yeah, good. And he looks over because he's taller and he looks over at my dick
He goes, okay. That's pretty good. A tall guy, right and he goes
Have you seen dark?
I go, what?
My dick's dark
It's on Netflix. I go, what is it? It's a german show and I love it. You should watch it. You'll really like it
I go, why it's he goes. Trust me. It's up your alley
So I came home to Kalyla and I go, Delia never recommends anything
I think we should give it a go
So I started watching it myself
And um, then Kalyla and I started watching it together
And now we got Steve involved
Well, can I just say
Yeah, go ahead
Well, I didn't mean to cut you off. Go ahead. Well
The first episode me and Ilani watched and we weren't too impressed and I'm like, uh, it's good
But then I have to say in Arizona when I saw episode two the end that's when I was hooked
Oh, this is this is fucking awesome. Because then you realize. Oh, there's so much more to it than just
So sorry for cutting you know, no, no, no, that's yeah, it opened my horizons. I'm like, this is it's mind-blowing
It's like stranger things like you said it's like stranger things for adults kind of stranger things meets interstellar
Meets kind of back to the sci-fi back to the future. Yeah
The sci-fi violence and Marty McFly. Yeah, it's really cool. Have you seen this shit?
Netflix it's they went to it's the first Germany's first Netflix show. Awesome. It's produced by them
Netflix
It's not something that they made in Germany and they bought the rights to it
They're the people behind it
So they went to these two showrunners who happened to be a couple
And they said, yeah, well, we have an idea and they pitched and they made it
It's very well done. But I will say that it's not one of those shows that you can watch passively
You need hyper ninja focus. You need to pause and then
Figure out what you're watching and figure out if you understand it or if you're following
That's what I had. You know what? I wish I did. I wish I had a like a poster board and making family trees and timelines
It's like game of thrones. We have to pay attention. Oh, yeah
But even deeper deeper a little bit dealing with different because then you're kind of unsure as you go
And you need clarification. So you have to really think
Yeah, about oh this person's you have to remember names
And things like that and a lot of the casting they got right
You know like most of it the older guys look like their childhood selves because it happens in several different timelines
Yeah, but sometimes they don't and when they don't they look nothing like they did, you know as an adult
It gets a little confusing. Yeah, it does. It's a pretty good show. You guys should pretty good show
God you got to check it out, man. How do you think of that? I mean the the thing that impressed me is just the whole idea
And the writing and how do you I thought it was pretty creative. Yeah, like how do you like
Inner link these timelines. Yeah, it's writing and the thinking beyond behind it is intricate and
It blows you'll blow your mind, you know because I think you'll like it. Yeah, it even it gets crazy
If you're only the fifth episode, oh my god, oh it gets more crazy. Oh, yeah
Oh, because then you're like, oh
Shit, like it starts to creep it starts to bleed into your own thoughts because after bobby and I watched it
All of a sudden weird things were happening and we were convinced there was a wormhole in this house
Our cat all of a sudden is waiting outside our door instead of inside
Did you hear about that our the power and our building went out wake up one morning
This is after we watched we finished the show. Yes, we we get a knock on the door
And then I'm sleeping but I could hear
And I hear some guy you guys hear about an orange cat
And client was like we have an orange camp, but he's in here
Well, we don't know whose cat this is
And then I hear maybe
Two minutes ago by and I hear client go
It's goody
Our cat our cat was gone never leaves the house. He's never left the house in his life
How the fuck did he get out there? It was a wormhole. I'm telling you a fucking war
Happened after the show remmy was gone twice
Our cat all of a sudden appears outside of our house when the door is locked. We live in an apartment
There's no way to get out of here. Well, the huge part of the show is like missing people
And then also the power and the building went out for a whole day
Yeah, and then all of a sudden our elevators were acting weird and then the lights in our kitchen started to flicker on and off
Some weird shit was happening immediately after and then you won't get this now, but I'm freaked out over my brother
I freaked out over because of the shower. Are you taking a shower? What happened? What happened today?
Well, this is what happened. Okay
But your flight was delayed. Thank god. Yeah, thank god. Yeah, but we didn't know that at the time and I woke up at
I woke up at almost three
And the flight was at like 420. Oh my god. No, it was but I thought it was 420
Bob thought it was at 4. How far is the airport? 30 minutes away. It's tight 25 and and I wake up in my head
I'm like, it's 420. We have to leave
It's almost three
And I just woke up
And I hear Steve taking a shower
It it raged me
I'm because I'm frantically, you know packing, you know
My teeth smell bad. I can't brush you my teeth
right
I go, why don't you let me out
You're like, what I just woke up myself. Okay. He's taking a long shower though. Okay. I love
We get in the car we drive. No, my mom came with us. Yeah, my mom
Because we had we rented a car
And then I spent 100 miles per hour on the freeway while my mom was going to take care of returning the car back
Yeah, and we get to the airport and as we're pulling up I go
We're not gonna make it it's 420 and and my brother goes it's 520
Yeah, he looked at it wrong. I looked at it wrong and plus it was delayed
An hour by an hour. Yeah, wow, which I knew but I thought you guys would just be in the airport on time
Anyways, it didn't matter
Yeah, anyway, I freaked we freaked out it was a and we fought today
It's okay, man. So, you know brothers. Do you love me? Yeah, I love you man. I do you don't want to kill me anymore
No, but there's certain things that
Okay, let's speak
There's certain things that you do like once in a blue moon. Yeah
Because like, you know, he knows me so well
He knows what exactly what button he'll be like, boom
I'm like, oh, you know
I just I just lose my mind
He's the only and he's the only person on this earth that could do that to me
Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I have close friends that know me. No, well, there's certain friends that could do that too, but
They don't you know, yeah
I mean
So I yeah
He gets in these red zones
Yeah, I mean, I'm and and usually they end up
With me being physically hurt
I've attacked him
I heard about the FIFA thing
There's several where there's uh, knockout kings. It was the night before your mad tv with the knives with the knives
Yeah, yeah, and then there's one where a fifa 2009
Yeah, yeah, and oh, we would that's why it is like every couple years
Yeah, that's why I don't I refuse to play him now. He kind of eggs me like come on. Let's play
And I'm like, no, I'm not playing you
Come on. Yeah, but we got to the ridge with we get we can get to ridge without it
What do you mean? I can get you there without oh, yeah
But I'm saying there's specific things that you do that could
But to the two I just I want everyone listening right now
There was a moment where my brother and I were about to physically come to blows
In this podcast. No, I was you know, but just how we cut it off. We started again
Yeah, and we he he almost but my brother grew
Because I didn't I know another time. I'm gonna give you a compliment. Okay. Thank you my brother
Usually when he's that mad
We'll go to pure violence
No threatening. No, I don't know. Well, you did threaten me
You say you're gonna come over here and kill me. No, no, no, come on. But anyway, um, he's gonna kiss you
Yeah, yeah, you didn't kiss me or kill me. But he
He
Reframed from getting violent and we have to applaud his growth guys
We'll start with the but also I will say that I sided with you Steve and I understood your pain at the moment
Yeah, because I do live with your brother and I know that he likes to push. I'm a bad person. No, you're not a bad person
I'm pure evil. I'm pure evil. You're great. You just have a big-ass mouth. He's the kylo Ren
Yeah, you don't know where you if you're good or evil. He doesn't know so since we're on this topic
Yeah, how do you personally because you guys live together? Yeah
I we were together for three or four days and we were kind of button heads towards even kind of yeah
I was getting on your nerves. How do you how do you deal with it?
No, I want to know I write a book I you could write memos of
I'm gonna. I love there's something that people have to know about me
I am quite possibly the most patient person that I know
I have the patience of a fucking
You know, my threshold for bullshit is so high
That most things don't get to me. You you deserve a like a
A fucking meadow. I know or something. I do you do a big one
No, like the one like the fucking wedding cake. Yeah, it's like the fucking gold on the top
Yeah, and like the master that's like golden globes mixed mixed with the off everything
You don't think that you could live with him today, dude. We would fucking get into it
If we would oh, I mean, we're playing battlefront and we just being in the same space. We're not we need to be separated
You're playing games
We are video. So that's the one thing we we've always done together. We like we play we love video games
But also he's really neat and tidy steve is and bobby is a complete opposite steve likes things where they are supposed to be
He literally doesn't he'll just throw it like no just disregard like every the world is his trashcan
Sometimes I feel like he'll like do something I have to clean up right away and then the del taco thing that I'm like putting in there
He's following after yeah, you have to pick up after literally you literally have to pick up
How amazing what did the house look when you arrived and walked through these doors?
It was very pristine and how does it look now after 15 minutes of bobby?
You don't even know what he did to our place in gilbert
It was like the trash compactor. It was literally it was bad. I feel that's give maids at hotels
Yeah, like I'll leave them dvd players
Oh like good gifts
No, but because but they deserve it trust me because I it's like, you know an aerial view of via mom vietnam
When we stay in a hotel together the night before I always clean up because I feel that bad for housekeeping
And I'm so
We're on to something good. You know what he's bad at also. He's bad at this keep man like his cars over the years
He doesn't give a fuck that thing might as well just be a fucking dump truck or something
It is because there is one truck in poway his uh when he was in between going from la joya to la
He had a white toyota truck
He had starbucks frappuccino bottles. Yeah
Like just filled to the top guess what's what was inside
Piss
Yeah, that's his thing. He likes that. I like it. I like my own pee. I like the color
It's warm. Jenna and I we cleaned out his car
We found their smells a big block of what looked like it was like a big block. They look like a truffle
Yeah, but a giant truffle because it was like the mold had
A farm
Right. Yeah, it's all right 2018 guys new year. You're on my side. I'll I do PA things
Can I make a man? I want to make a man so
You're making a man to you. Look at my eyes then. I'm I'm go ahead. I love you, man
I really do and I'm sorry for uh
You know the threats and coming at you that way because I was just upset at that moment
and it was
You know, and I want to apologize to everyone in the room because I know it was uncomfortable
You don't have to but uh
I realized I got really uncomfortable. I loved it. Um, and
I apologize if I made you know, if I offended anyone. I didn't mean what I said
Um, I was just kind of in you know, what he said to me too. You're fat. Do you hear that?
Oh, but I would have well brice
No, it's fat and he goes you're gonna die
Do you not say that you're fat and you're gonna die
I was just trying to say the most hurtful
And then you know what I did I I to be announced. I go I want to die. Yeah, he's like I want to die
Yeah
I want to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which made you even I'm an open book man. I don't give a fuck
That's what I said, yeah, yeah, we were out there brice gilbert and I were on the couch
Just waiting for you guys to finish fighting and we were trying to like have a normal conversation
But the random like you would get louder and louder like well, you're fat
And then we were like so this year. I'm trying to be a vegetarian. I was trying to like you. I will kill you
And I'm eating potatoes and so I finally told brice. Can you close the door so they can fight on their own?
You know what I said, I want to fucking hurt you so bad right?
Yeah, he wanted to hurt me so bad
But you're right. There was only two little bars left like you had me in the red
And then there was like dink dink. They're being and then they were oh my god. It would have been
Oh, this table honestly, he was at a point of no return. That would have been the
I saw it in your face. That's why I walked out. I was like, I'm gonna let this let them have that
I just followed her. I'm ashamed because I'm not blaming my father
But that comes it's derivative from my father
It's like some luke white skywalker shit, you know
In dart faders and it's like I'm ashamed. I mean, but I need to I'm you know, I need to contain it
And but maybe not because I'm an adult and I shouldn't be
But also carrying myself in that way, you know, but also you need to respect his
I just have to do anything he doesn't want to do. I mean that the thing is acceptance. I have to accept
Just the way is
And if that's the way is then that's the way is I can't change. Yeah, but yeah, but no, I mean come on man
That's the way you I'm just saying that's the way I am. No, no, I don't don't don't get offended
I'm not getting offended, but I want you to know. I want you to I'm asking you a question. I'm just saying what do you mean?
That's the way I am. What was certain things. I'm perfect
okay
You know stop stop everyone. No, no, no stop everyone be quiet. I'm not gonna say nothing, but I'm gonna say this, okay
I am a fucking fun machine. Yeah, can I just say? No, you are. I'm a fucking fun. There's no doubt about it
Sometimes a fun machine when they're built, right? There's little kinks and and things, right?
Am I not correct? There we go back in the fucking 20s when they made fun machines when people decided to do those things
I'll do was different. It was different. This is the problem with Bobby
After he apologizes. I'm so sorry. I messed up. Yeah, two seconds later. I'm perfect
Yeah, I'm like living in like a I know I don't know how you do it seriously. I'm looking at you and I'm
How do people live with Jesus?
They couldn't they they were like, oh my god, this guy's like building too many fucking furniture. See
He's also walking on the fucking water and stuff
You know what I mean? And the and people were like jealous and stuff. What am I gonna do?
I am sort of a masochist though. I do like a little bit of chaos. Yeah, you do
So I think that I probably I'm an agent of fucking chaos. I'm an agent of fun. Look at me right now
Will you thrive in it?
I thrive in it thrive in it. That's the thing he needs that even the messiness
He needs that to do what he does on stage and yeah to be a comedian and he that's what he that's
I thrive and taken care of somebody so that I thrive in taking care of that chaos. I commend you. I commend you
No, seriously, he I just I just realized now like
How the fuck are you doing this?
I don't know how you're doing then you have five like a zoo in here now. You got animal
My it's next like a bird or a parrot
I've got to get a parrot and so many animals and dealing with him dealing with what perfection
No, come on, man. I love do we have a question gil? We do. Yeah. Is this live? No, no, it's not live
This was live
I'm hopeful advice with bobby kalana. It's db. Weebie
This is from brian in los angeles, california as a korean american
It has been difficult for me to understand where our community stands culturally
I want to have pride in my community, but
How can be so when I don't even know what it means to be korean american?
If you grew up in a white neighborhood, you were called whitewash
If you're more in tune with korean culture than the american culture
You were called a fob if you're more in tune with latino or black culture. You may as well just uh,
Not face judgment. So basically my question is what do you think it means to be korean american or asian american? Where do we stand?
For me, that's a complex question. It's not a complex question because for me. I don't identify
With any of those labels
korean
Or white or whatnot
Because just hear me out. Don't be an uncle tom
Now i'm not being an uncle tom
Okay
What i'm saying is that I felt those same things. Where do I fit in?
korean i'm not that korean i'm not the white what I realize is that i'm my own
Thing
Right of all these character defects. You just brought up a messy
These are my views. I'm a fucked up guy. I have a lot of weird things
There's some good traits about me too. Okay, but that doesn't yeah, you know, I could just look at koreans and go
This is what I like about them. I love that they opened their stores at christmas
Yeah, dude, I love it. That's true. They don't there's no
We're not gonna there's no event in life
That's gonna keep them from closing a good restaurant down
The spa, I know on christmas days spas open raves are open
Karaoke clubs are open
Everything's open people are doing their job because they want to make money and I love that
But I think this question is more no korean america like korean americans
But I know so they have that but then you have the korean americans
That they they hang out with their white friends and whatnot. I'm just a guy
I don't even know what the question was you stand where you want to stand I stand where I want to stand
Yeah, I think that's essentially it. It's like, you know, you want to you want people he his question is
Whether wherever you associate yourself with there's a label to it
If you if you hang out with just koreans, then you're you're a fob if you hang out with white people
Oh, you're too whitewashed or a twinkie. You're a banana a twinkie, right? Yeah
And if you're you know, then you're urban or you're this like why can't a korean american just stand as is and I think that
They can and that's a that's a choice that you make and I think that it's your choice to be affected by those labels for so long
I was called a fob, but I never got offended by it
I was like, I'm a fob because I came here from the philippines and I have an accent
That's the definition of a fob then so be it. I take that
You don't have you don't have fob tendencies though. I have fob. You did not see me earlier. I had
I know but you've you've you've changed
You've evolved yourself for a long time. I wasn't just mexican
There are people I know but there are people out there like I'm not gonna name names
But other people that I know
That even when they came here at five, they still have fob tendencies. I love fobs. I don't know why you're so against that
I I think that you should um
You know, um
I don't know. I just think that you should be like a relevant person if you're gonna be if you're gonna be a show business
This is what i'm referring it to. Oh show business. Are they asking about show business?
No, they're talking about real life. That's my general question, right? Yeah. Anyway, can I just say this last thing though about it? Yeah
Is is that I can't I can't draw
Like when I do shows I have some asians come out
But i'm not like joe coy or some of these other acts
That fill the rooms with asians that support them. They don't support me
I get a mix of a lot of different people
And i'm kind of like for for a while. I was really bummed out about that like
Why can't I you know
Pull my people in
But then I realized i'm not them
I'm not that you're your own right my own fucked up thing, you know
The only one that's closest to me is david show
When I met david show i'm like there that's what I think kind of
Or that korean kid that opens for me peter sometimes peter peter kim peter kim
I look at him. I go we're on the same cloth flamboyant gay korean comedian. Yeah, we're just kind of weird and
Our own thing and it's so i'm just telling this guy
Don't even think about it. Who gives a fuck just be your own thing
But you don't think you have a responsibility that you're representing a certain people say it people come up to me and go
Hey, dude, like you made me, you know, I would grew up watching you made me feel proud
But there are other people that have said you're a disgrace
It's exactly your disgrace to our our people
Yeah, they're particular like I mean for the most part asians are particular on who they support
You know there was an
Asian actor who's been in a bunch of movies that came up to me at the comedy store
And he goes he has a little bit of an accent and he's been in big movies
He goes you you you're a disgrace to our people
He said that yeah, and I go what yeah, he's gotten that yeah, and he goes
Just you put your pubes out
You swear
You you you you mean you're loud. Okay. It's embarrassing. Maybe that's what a korean american is a korean american can do whatever the fuck
He wants and and that's just the end of the story
Without the pressures of being
You know, um, you know a straight edge or being the archetype or academic academic you can be that's the perfect
You know you said it right there and then disgusting pull your pubes out doing whatever the fuck you want
It's america be korean american and that it can be whatever you want it to be
But I was in one time. I was in this is what maybe I was in
San francisco and I was at the punchline
And there was a met old japanese man sitting there
In the audience and I I item when he came to the room and in my head. I'm like
This guy's gonna hate me
He was
Me like he was an 80 year old man, but every joke
Made him almost want to vomit. He was laughing so hard
He loved me that much. That's not the response
And after the show he came up to me goes he had this weird like what's that man fucking hilarious, you know, like he could talk
Regular, you know, and I just like urban like, you know, but he was just a guy that was second generation japanese guy american
he
You know didn't identify with the previous asian comics that were before me like
I mean Henry Cho is very funny, but it's a lot of people like his style, you know, whatever, but
He identified with me. You know, I mean, so it's like you never know
But then I've seen a lot of older asian people walk out of my shows
Like you're moose and you see how you go, you know, you're a jingoda
Yeah, like he's gross
And so that's that too
You know just be you
Yeah, just be you
A little rage monster like my brother. Yeah
I always didn't like it when like I have some
I don't think you're right. I think it was warranted. That's okay. I want to look at the footage after though
I'm curious
No, it's okay. I'll see you when you zoom in into your eyes. You want to see? Yeah, I've never seen it
I honestly, we've never seen it captured. Yeah, brice. Yeah, let's watch because you documented it like my ring
Oh, it's on there. You have so you have it on tape. Oh, it's on there. Oh, we have to see
Oh, yeah, we have to watch it just for ourselves. Yeah
Because it might help me like I don't want to do that again. Don't erase it. I know what we can do
So what we can do is we can just get the video
Don't put the audio and then I'll send it to you just so you can see the reaction of it. No, I want to see the audio
I want to see how it transpired. I think we'll laugh at it
No, I mean like I think you and I will laugh at it. How ridiculous it is
Yeah
Well, I feel I feel fine now. Okay. I'm fine too. I love you. I love you too. Okay one more thing before we go guys
Let's glad that I've heard about this. I've never seen it because I've heard stories. I gots experience. So thank you
That was a treat
You you saw I've never seen
Yeah, because when you say it's good people meet steve
They go that guy because I get so sweet because just right now right now innocent. He's like, I'm so sorry. I'm like
Yeah, it was a treat, but you
Let me ask you this Gilbert be real. Yeah when you saw it happening. Were you scared?
I was trying to think how do I calm the situation?
Because that's why I kept going. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, were you scared?
It wasn't my first rodeo. I know I've seen your brother read zone a lot
I'll just sit here. Then I saw how he stood up. Yeah
Bade the tables. I was like, Kalilah, would you need help?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't remember doing that. I walked away
I walked away first because I've seen your red zone before and I don't like being a part of it
And he followed
Oh, that was
It's like you know, it's like camp drink. It's all capturing the big foot. Okay camera. Yeah, or the Loch Ness monster
Like we got it. Yeah, I got to see it. It's like an urban for myself urban legend that we caught on camera
It's a good one. I got a shoot. We're not going to air that part, but we want to see it. Don't ever erase it
Yeah, I want to see that little chunk of rage
Your eyes
See what happens. It's right the camera's there. Yeah, I'm right here. Oh, my eyes are crossing, right? Yeah
No, let me ask you since it's all said and done. Yeah. Yeah. Um after he said that thing
When did you guys realize like uh-oh Steve? Oh right away once I said that as soon as you said it
I started punching. Oh, yeah. I realized that yeah, and I said no
That's not because I I knew that that was going to be the reaction. I saw your eyes
Oh my eyes cross. Yeah, and you went pale
First and then you got red. Yeah, it was like the blood left your body and then it went right up
All yeah, I could feel the wheels turning
No, the wheels turning and then I could see your heart
Right. It was in shambles. Yeah, just shatter and then and then you you know when
What Bruce Campbell not Bruce Campbell. Oh banner. Yeah turns into hawk things ripping
Your shirt was ripping. Here's when I knew the switch like you know in the acting classes
They tell you like and you're doing comedy. You're very expressive. I mean like when you're doing drama
Don't move your face did not move your eyes. No no movement anywhere. Your voice got lower
And I was like you matured like 22 like you seem like
Older. Yeah, like you were talking. It was like the age shift. There was almost like uh, it was scary
Really? Oh, you know what he also does. I've noticed in San Diego. I mean when I was in phoenix
When I go I'll go call del taco. See if they're open. Yeah, and when he calls people
He goes like this
Hey, um, he changes his voice. I don't know why I do. Yeah. Um, are you guys still open?
Yeah, okay, cool. Thank you. They don't know who you are. Why does it matter? I know but why does he do that?
I don't know. It's a weird four times. I'd have to call it. I don't know why I do that
Make them call places just to hear just to hear him. Oh, excuse me
Why do you do that?
That's for a future thing. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. I don't know why I do that. It's wow yourself conscious. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird
It's weird. It's really weird. I you know what I realized tonight. I do need anger management
And um, I need a bit of no, I have fucked up. I don't know. No, but it's my reaction
I think I you know, I think I need a therapist would help me because I need to sort out some things
And maybe 2018's uh, uh the year for me to
Work on myself in that regard, you know, like not be so
You know quit quit to react, you know to really sit in it and
rationally and like an adult and
Process. Yeah
Do these things to be fair to you because I don't want I don't like do you think I want to be like doing this?
What if I do that to Ilani?
You've never raised against her. Well the times I have
Snap she cries and goes she cried right. Yeah, and I stopped that horrible. I mean nothing like yourself aware though
So that's yeah, I'm aware. I've never raised against you right now. I've yelled I've yelled
We go back and forth rage you go louder. I go louder you go louder. I go louder
And then there's a point at which I get too loud that you're like, oh shit. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I need a back down
You're very calm. I can't see you going there. Uh, I get very I've been learning if this this you'll be more self-aware of being passive aggressive
Oh, I feel like that's very that can destroy a relationship when my instinct is not to talk something out and just say something
Comment and walk away where I'm thinking I'm walking away from the situation. But all I'm doing is I'm adding more to it
So it's like a quiet rage
Oh, that's a that's some bullshit right there. Were you just like
Fucking spit fire and then walk away and you see you do the hurting and also acknowledging that I have that
Okay, I was gonna say
I'm guessing it takes a lot for you to get there. It takes a lot. It can't not not really. That's what I'm saying
You also are just
You're calm the most positive person you are ever like I think this is why Gilbert is my balance and I need him
Is because when I'm having the shittiest day, he'll come in and he'll show me his butt and he'll do a dance
And then I'm happy. I don't do that. Oh Bryce is like that too
Yeah, Bryce is like that too. He's calm. Yeah, he's very good energy. He's always serial killer
You're like, you know, you're the gayest non-gay guy I've ever met my life. I don't I'll take that really
I when I when I first met you I'm like, who was that fucking probably heard the story 20 times
Yeah, and then it's so weird that you eat pussy. Yeah, it's so weird
All right, anyway, that was a good podcast 2018
Off to a rocky start off to a rocky side. No, what are your thoughts on this?
We're still running
Here's my how we're gonna sort through it. This is my final Jerry Springer
Thought we're still in there. Just know that is that
I genuinely think that yes, you have some things to sort out perhaps your rage or your emotions
But in this particular instance
Your reaction was very proportionate to what he said
Meaning I think immediately when he said it
There was a reason why I punched him six times because I thought that was wrong to say and immediately looked at you
And I thought that you actually played it pretty cool considering what he said
I only egged you on with my attitude. Yeah, and that was not everything I did was wrong
Right. And so the problem was not because you said at that point. It's my you know, I'm the you know, I had to defend myself
What you did to him what you did to him was so fucked up because he says, hey, Bob. Why did you say that man?
That hurts me and and then you said from the heart. I felt that too
And he asked you why you said that and then you said, oh my god
So what I say all of this like you didn't even acknowledge that I know and that's defense mechanism, right?
There we go. That's finally on my side Gilbert
Let me ask you something now
Obviously that's not gonna be in there, but it's gonna cause a question big question more and let them think to the viewers
Like I wonder you know, you know, it gives a mystery. Yeah, and let me say this
Can we can we plug some stuff too?
Yeah, let's plug some stuff. This was a good podcast. Go ahead. Um, I wanted so monchi is uh, you don't mind if I do this
No, go ahead. That's what you're here
Monchi, we're doing a festival called the grizzly fest
and
Monchi is a band my brother so it's a band. It's the band that I'm in
and
Snoop Dogg's gonna be their gnaz. But mostly mongchi. But mongchi is on the flyer. So it's may 18th and 19th
Look up grizzly fest that Fresno, right? It's in the beautiful city of Fresno, California
So it's kind of like Coachella, but not really
Um, and check out not really not really check out stevie weebie bandcamp.com and uh, kwangu q a n g o u
on instagram
Thank you
What are you a president? Yeah, my brother also has a
A podcast. Oh, I have my whole show. You're a huge show. I got my own youtube show the stevie weebie show, huh brice
And what should I tell him about that?
Subscribe to your subscribe to my channel and check it out
stevie weebie stevie all east. Yeah, all east with yeah all east great guest. Thank you so much. Thank you
Oh my god, that was stressful. That was a roller coaster. Do you want to stay on plowla and talk the fights a bit?
We didn't even talk about the fights to steve stay for a second. Do you want to stay for a little bit?
Yeah, well, I only saw the main. I only saw the kabebe and
Let's just get your thoughts. We only saw the kabebe one in the holly home side. That's all we're gonna talk about
Okay, mma minute with steve and cuz I love steve your thoughts on hubby. You have seen 219 hubby
I was
Practically blown away. I didn't okay. I knew he was good, right? I'm like, oh, this he's he's a good wrestler now for a while
But yeah, you know, but I didn't think he was that good and my brother reminded me this motherfucker used to wrestle the grizzly bears
When he was like nine and yeah, but what he did to barbosa is
the complete control and
The the even the under hooks and like I even watched a post fight analysis
And the stuff he was doing that there was details he was doing
I didn't realize while I was watching it and the guy brought it up to like rogan and and dominic
We weren't even talking about yeah, he would grapevine his leg
He would intertwine his leg a figure for his leg so he couldn't even trap him
Yeah, he would trap his leg like grapevine it and then he was doing intricate stuff like he would grab his wrist here
behind and then he would like hit and just with the neck remember
Yeah, he was just like the complete domination and control within the octagon
He was closing the distance. He was just like a leech on him the whole
And at some barbosa is not a chump by any means. No, I mean has one of the hardest kicks
I have ever seen like his entire highlight reel is just like ko's from kicks
Yeah, even while he was being wobbled and he was still throwing kicks. I was still scared. You can still get knocked out
Even though he was a wobbly like but hubby really just
Dominated oh my god. I mean that was I mean you heard the score radio was like what 30 25 30 24 30 25
He fucking he was he drowned him
He was drowning him like in deep waters if he fought connor and connor was on the ground with him. It's over
Well, I can't that would be so cool to watch and that would be a dream fight him or tony Ferguson
Even like if max holloway stepped up or you know, I wouldn't want to see any of those because they would be
You know, they could go the distance, but I think hubby is I think he's no one wants to fight him
People have been ducking that guy for years and I could see why now. I just want him to stay healthy
Hook hubby. Yeah, well, he looked good. Like he's new. I didn't know he had a nutritionist
Yeah, but he has been injured like several times, you know, so that's what this guy was saying
Fighters are waiting for him to get injured during like training or something. It's like they don't want to fight him
Does he train with aka with cormier, right? Yeah, he's not there all the time. He's in his home country
But I think that he has an edge. He has the mental edge. He has a dog-a-stan edge
Yeah, it's like he was raised and he didn't have like an easy life. Yeah, and I wrestled so
So his type of wrestling is different too because I'm like, he's not even shooting high crotches
Doubles or singles even the MMA kind. Yeah, this guy's got more
I don't even know. It's like a fusion of like a Greco-Roman
judo controlling
Thing that he does where he has complete control of your
Because he was taken down like not even shooting. Yeah, he had like a underhook under
Barbosa's left arm
And he was anchoring and he's maybe in wrestling you could ankle pick maybe but here he would literally
I don't even know how he took him down. He was just complete Greco-Roman. Yeah brute strength positioning
It's weird. It's like his own type. It's his own wrestling. That's why I'm so like like really shocked by his skill level
And he's so marketable because so many people love him. He's got over like one million followers on instagram
Oh, he does. The guy is an international sensation. Yeah, everyone roots for him
There's something about him that we just all really want to you know, keep our eyes peeled for
Who could beat that guy? I mean, I'm trying to think I don't maybe Ferguson if he goes all far
Ferguson's very creative with his jiu-jitsu. I will say that. That's why I feel like on the ground
It's you can it'll be interesting with those two. Yeah, because Habib is not so much a jiu-jitsu guy
But I think he's I also think that his IQ on the ground is so like he's inherently good
Like I don't think that maybe he has the same like jiu-jitsu training, but I think that he knows
His body body positioning. Yes. So well. Yeah control. He's all about control. He's he's a damn good wrestler
I'm curious though how he would do on his back because I hear wrestlers don't like be on their back
And then Ferguson loves be on his back. Well or on top. Well, what would happen to Habib it feels on his back
I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know his jiu-jitsu. I don't know how well versed he is in that
I love him, but that would be
Something fun to watch man. Tony Ferguson and then the main event, uh, Chris cyborg and Holly home
I give mad props to Holly for standing five rounds against somebody that dominant
Yeah, because I don't think anyone's lasted that long against Chris cyborg
She had good combos. She had a good game plan the first in the first round
But she didn't change it and she kept doing the same thing. You can see what cyborg figured it out. Yeah
Yeah, but launch at me. Yeah, maybe the first two rounds. I felt like cyborg was a little frustrated figuring it out
Yeah, because Holly
Remind me of the ronda rousey fight. Oh, yeah, she's moving and dipping in and out of her punches
But good feet. Yeah, but I noticed so even after the bell. She did some sucker punches after the bell rang
Yeah, she got some good hits on her dude two rounds. I think cyborg
The last 30 seconds when she would activate and turn it on because I think that she was trying to be economical with her
A gas tank. Yeah, because I think a lot of people do wonder when girls are that big or anyone fighters that big
Like how long they can actually last in the ring or in the octagon, but she was so in shape
And she she didn't gas out at all strength was still there
But I also think that usually she comes out like in with a flurry and she just knocks girls out in the first round
It's over, right? Tonya. Avenger kind of last holiday was moving around too. Well, though. She was well, Holly's amazing
I I felt like her punches just didn't have the same power. Yeah as cyborg. Yeah, you could you could feel it too
Like cyborg is way more powerful. Yeah, that's that's but that's cyborg
It's like if if any of her punches land, she's already, you know, she's dampening your fucking so she's not she's not no steroids
Right in her past the the random me who who was the initial 145 champion vacated the the title
Because she said she didn't want to fight cyborg because cyborg had cyborg had been previously tagged for using
For being on the gear because it's obviously her her voice is right all those things
But I don't know how she can get away with it now
Like I don't know what goes inside like, you know fighters in between like fight camps and stuff
But it's really hard with osada because osada really does from what I know. They do
You know, yeah the testing and yeah, yeah, you're right out of camp during camp anytime
It's like they're subject to being tested, you know, so what she has in the past. So she has in the past
Okay, that's all I'm asking too. Yeah. Yeah, so it's out of her system
Basically every single MMA fighter has been that's what coke was saying too. Yeah, I truly was saying that you like
Your heroes have all been on it. Yeah, that's sad. Except maybe I don't think the Diaz brothers are the Diaz brothers don't do that
I'm probably my smoke a little weed, but that's about it. Yeah, I don't think michael busming ever
I for some reason I never think mark hunt ever did either. He did in pride. Let's not kid ourselves. Oh, right. I'm on backstage
The tournaments. Yeah, they're doing something to stay alive for five. Yeah, but you can't you can't
Roy backstage and then perform like roiding happens like over time the strength that you get right
But they're also not smart
So they're all probably just doing shit in the back that they think gives them that
Wait, what was the one that john jones was in was on where it's like it takes effect
It was like a some kind of black market thing. Yeah, I think it was like some kind of
Protein or like lifting weight pill or something that had that element in it. I don't know it has an anabolic steroid
Okay, it was a quest bar
I'm looking for what what's the heavyweight bout coming up the mio chick and
And ghanu now that's who do you have your money on? I don't know. I just want to see it
Can I just say something that's very controversial? I know like francis and ghanu is good. Everyone is like on that
I have steep it. I do too. I'm stupid. I feel it. Yeah, cuz in ghanu hasn't been tested
We don't know what he's like, but I mean what allister ovary is a great test
That's the crazy thing about heavyweights though. It's whoever lands first is whoever wins
So it's not like the lower weights where you can kind of go back and forth a little bit
Like with these heavyweights they're fucking they have so much power behind their punches
Because they have all that weight in it that really it's whoever lands first
But it's like if stepe I feel like watching previous ghanu's previous fights
He'll probably take a different approach and try like take him down
Because I think that's what's trying to keep him on the cage
Then we know he didn't have a chance to actually he didn't shoot a takedown. No and stepe is a good wrestler
And I also want to see if this I don't know if it'll happen
But dilasha mighty mouse if he cuts down that's the other fight I would like to see and then max hollow a all of his fights
Because he's fucking awesome
Yeah
I want to see the footage man. This is interesting. I'm glad that you documented it because this could be like some
Yeah, you're making all the people listening sound like they want to see it now
We'll post it without the audio like just an instagram clip of 15 seconds of your rage eyes. How about that?
Yeah, you could do that. Yeah, I don't mind it. I don't mind that without the audio
Oh, maybe have some like some like horn likes music
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll just be like an art day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah like jaws like that
That'd be cool where the camera's rolling when they were fighting in here. No
That was some good shit too. That was like that. He was like he kept I can hear a poke. He just oh, yeah
He was poking at me. He was poke, you know, he's good at that. Huh?
He's a master at that
Especially with me. He knows everything that and then he frames his story when he tells his story back to somebody
He frames it so that he he looks so good. Yeah, that's not you. That's your problem. That's not me. That's your problem
I feel bad for you. That's your problem the classic. I've cried to you several times over the same thing
I don't know how you do it and you're like, come on client. It's okay. He's just who he is and then
It's not yeah, I forgot it was like a getting
You know splash the face with cold water like whoa that has been there. Yeah, I just haven't felt it in a while
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, I love you miss the good one George. Yeah, this is this is a necessary
Missed a good one man. Yeah, George. Yeah missed it. You're always here for like the crazy one
And he's the most calm that would just you know, just off the record that would never happen on the steamy weeby show
No, no, I'm just saying because I don't I think it's such a professional. I do the opposite
I never put anyone on blast. Yeah, I'm off the opposite
I don't like
It's pre-screening. I'm like, hey, if I is it cool if I bring this up. You're also a fun machine on that
Yeah, because I that's I don't I want to do the opposite. I don't want to ever make anyone feel that ever
Because I know how it feels man. I know how it feels
To be honest, I was it was like a bad dream
Like when he said it I was like
I couldn't believe he did that. Yes, what your face looked like was like
I was frozen. I was like it's like my mind kept I was like, did he just say that? No, he didn't
No, you look like you were betrayed. Did he just say that?
You know what I mean? I saw betrayal. Yeah. Yeah. It was like Game of Thrones like
Like some Joffrey like like little finger being like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like that type of shit
He found out. Yeah, was it evident on my face? Yeah, I almost felt I felt bad for you because I felt like you when you touched your heart
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it touched my yeah. Yeah affected me. I was like, I'm gonna go pee
Yeah, I'm gonna go bake a cake. No, but but I have I have to thank you. You did you were like you knew right away
You're like hitting him
Hey, let's stop talking about everyone. We'll talk about it. Yeah, we all right. Yeah, follow
Love you guys 2018 to stay tuned. Just uh really quick with Kalilah. Uh, just say your new year's resolution really quick
Yeah, oh my new year's resolution is to stop thinking that I'm on time when I'm not on time
Being 10 minutes late to everything
To all things 20 minutes late and having Gilbert wait for me downstairs
We're patient for a 10 is not cool on time means you're 15 minutes early
I'll do the same thing because I've been doing that towards the end of the year
Did you already say yours?
mine was kind of the
Well, I guess I didn't say it but kind of the I guess more disciplined all aspects of my life
So even the whole passive-aggressive thing. Yeah, it's really being more self-aware when I'm talking to people and
And how I react to things that are maybe uncomfortable for me to stay in the pocket and not walk away and resort to my
Original that's a good one guild. It's very hard. I'm really starting to realize
There's nothing more commendable than someone feeling conflicted
But staying to talk about it and saying, you know what let's hash this shit out right now
Because I feel like I'm not good at it, but I need but you are
No, you are dude
Like every time we ever talked about serious stuff like we've you know, you've always been able to like articulate your feelings well
But maybe it's different in relationships. Yeah, because when you see the other person hurting for
Like there's not an understanding there
Then it's like I don't want that person to feel hurt kind of like you guys like I wouldn't want to do that
So I wouldn't do that. I know I know you wouldn't but if I did I
But yeah, it takes a specific type of person to do that
A monster. No, no, no, it does. No, no, nothing to get no, but it does. It does. Yeah, I mean to think people don't do that
I think that uh, your brother lives with uh, no consequence like uh, not no consequence
Like there's a thing where he he which is him like his life is he's so unblackmailable because he's put it all out there already
But that's we're not
Yeah, I fear consequence. There are things that we feel that's you there's other people different experiences
Unlike you that's just that's your experience. But other you have to like be empathetic towards other people's situations
That's all but I think that he needed to hear it from you and I think that things will change
Cool. And also you're vegetarian now. Uh, no just for the month of january. I need you guys to support. I am
Joining brice vegetarians my second day. I like that. I like that. How about this?
Can we all do this collectively like we go hiking more or do something? I hike every day, Steve
Or physically well, I need to remind myself
That was so fun. Steve and I went hiking
Yeah, with irani. Yeah, we loved it. What happened? No, we went hiking and we got lost when we got locked in
Oh, yeah, and Steve had to like jimmy again and like jimmy the game sounds actually fun
But you know what I well, you know what my dream is and this is this is real shit
I would love for a family hike. No, I would love for him to start being more physically
Healthy. Yeah, I'm trying we're trying to listen to another podcast for bobby said, you know, we'll be working out with Andy dick
But I don't know if that's gonna happen. That's never gonna happen. You know where he he does some health
Decisions make it a family. Yeah, he says that he wants to do those vegetarian thing with me
And I'm like, I just prepare his meals and that's it. I do end up story for him
I cook dinner for him. We had del taco. We had fucking brisket
Poor it. We had the worst. We ate the worst shit. I'm just letting you know, we ate the worst fucking shit there
Yeah, the worst shit. Oh, man. It's all right. Happy new year everyone. You're sorry come back here
Have you make sure you make sure you wait? We're still report make sure you follow us on tiger belly on instagram at tiger belly on
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See you guys next week. Oh, and then by the also tiger belly's got a store. They got a new
Oh, thank you for buying the shirts. They have a new blue shirt out in a sticker pack. So go to the website
By their shit. Oh, yeah, there's only 10 shirts left. But there's still more sticker packs
And then with that thing on merchandise for 2018 guys. I mean cloud another resolution is that we'll be getting more merch out to you guys
And it'll be more frequent. So it won't be these long gaps. You'll see stuff
More there's more stuff coming. Keep an eye out for it. All right, and stevie weeby merch coming in
Yes, maybe next maybe next year. No, no, no this year this year. We'll get it done. We'll get it done. Yeah, something
And do you have a patreon?
Yeah, oh, yeah, send money that guy patreon um stevie weeby. Yeah, just so we could keep doing it
Yeah, and then um band camp buy that little ray buy any of the albums do it donate that shit
All of them buy all the albums. It all goes to charity. So do it. Yeah
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