TigerBelly - Episode 13: Princess Koloko and the Poison Peanut

Episode Date: November 11, 2015

Bobby is tired of white heroes and wants you to rabble-rouse with him. Khaly measures a milky liquid substance. Gilbert isn't a fan of Candy Carson's baby teeth. The team joins RUMBLR and challenges you in the streets. We don't pussy out.   Recorded November 09, 2015 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbellySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Welcome to Tiger Belly. My name is Bobby Lee. We have Kalai like moon and we have Gil Bert and wow what a what a what a week I want to just just a front say that I'm in a really bad mood because I played the Jule Blitz and Kalai had the championship all week she had the high score and I was about to fucking break the high score and then on progressive which is it and then she goes Gilbert's at the door and she interrupted my concentration because I was writing notes for doesn't matter they'll ever ruin my concentration when I'm playing jupy jule blitz but jupy jule blitz um I just got back from San Diego was it really interesting weekend I was

on stage and a grilled yet you can titty fuck me yeah you remember that yeah I was in mid mid set some girl was like I'll let you titty fuck me yeah you do yeah in any typical situation would you like wait for like let's say suppose you were single do you wait for those chicks like after the show and you end up banging them who are you talking to no I mean like that chick I didn't see her what she looked like I don't know some fat Asian girl was it was it a fat Asian girl like no thank you no but I mean like let's suppose she wasn't because she's fat Asian she has those little kiwi fruit tits and I have to push them together to make a fucking you know I mean yeah a titty love a titty badge a titty badge and then I have to and I don't like that yeah what

happens when my implants are gone I don't I've never titty fucked you even with implants that's not my thing never okay it doesn't first of all let me say that this okay it doesn't it's your dick's not supposed to go there well it's not supposed to also go in my ass but it goes in my ass yeah but it's still an opening right there's no opening on that you have to create an opening with your two hands by pushing two tits together and then it's like and it's weird because she doesn't she doesn't get off on it and then I'm on yours laying on your stomach for some women the breasts are erogenous zone so you don't know that no there's no erogenous zone and for a lot of women like the the pleasure of sex is is so much more psychological than it is like physical so the fact

that someone is doing weird things to me is what anyway on anyway I said on stage I will not titty fuck you yeah well you know actually that's not what he said he said this he's like I can't lady my girlfriend's in the back and I was like oh so girlfriend wasn't no that's not what I said literally what you said that's what I said but that's I'm on stage and I'm performing okay okay and it's like there's no other job that that ever happens which is great do you think that no one screams to like Neil deGrasse Tyson like in the middle of his like science science lecture like hey you could take a fuck me and he goes psych you fucking nerd no one at McDonald's if you're working McDonald's that doesn't happen I'm gonna do that at the next time Neil deGrasse Tyson is somewhere

speaking I'm just gonna scream that out I think you're gonna titty fuck him I could I could he actually has more chest meat he has little titties yeah he's got little brown titties I also want to mention something so Bobby made a promise that he would reload his sexual gun and that the next time we had sexualities that he would just blow a giant load nice in or around me right I don't know why we're opening up we're opening with titty fucks and now this well I'm here to say that he is an absolute liar why because you literally had a baby dollop of jizz that's a lot for me sweetie it was one fiftieth of half a teaspoon I understand that but if I let's suppose I had been jerking off all week you know it would come out wind wind a wind and a little bit of

viseen spray it's so weird like I've never been with anyone who nutted so little I know but you know what's even and there's only three sperm in it but you know the three from that I have they have capes on nice yeah and they're super strong like they'll get to the fucking what a uterus yes the uterus the uterus what's even weirder than that is that his o-face and his o-sounds like when he is orgasm in a minute are completely disproportionate to the amount of jizz you know what's the noise I make what's the noise I make yeah like I'm an eight-year-old kid on a roller coaster it's so like in his body is just like you think you just expect as a woman that oh my god this is just gonna just explode in my face yeah but it's just a miniature little baby doll like

bloops yeah yeah has a sound too anyway I want to talk about listen listen we wanted to go this podcast more intellectual yeah we don't want to go low brow up front high brow I mean high brow no this is low brow is when it's lowbrow's bad right yeah we want to go high brow yes you know oh here's another thing that happened in San Diego okay so we're driving back and I go I had tears in my eyes because I thought about my cats dying you know I mean like I just can't it's like I literally think that if my cat let me preface this story for you a little what property that Bobby has an addiction to tragedy I do it's as if like maybe I think that he feels a little dead inside sometimes so what he does is that he goes on the internet and he searches for like images of like

Syrian refugee orphans or like you know when the Korean fairy yeah the Korean fairy now you know what I would look up is parents grieving yeah so there's this one thing that they had in Korean news whatever where you know a father had his teenage boy in a tent and they showed the tent but they didn't show actually the boy it was a dead body of a boy and his father was crying you know I mean anyway you know he was just saying things in Korean that was devastating like I know that he was calling my name when he was not whatever and I would look up stuff like that and I would cry because I'm so dead inside that I need so he needs supplemental tragedy for instance sad and weird yeah no but this is for example the the the plane that just crashed in Egypt the Russian airliner

right yeah he doesn't search for wreckage photos he doesn't search for anything what he will search for is he'll Google this he will Google this he's like family members of plane crash victims and then he'll search for those images so it's only grieving people he has an addiction to looking at like people after a tragedy not but not in a bad way I'm not doing it I mean to go in your face yeah I feel such sympathy and and you'll find them in a corner and I'll cry you'll find them in a corner in the middle maybe in in the middle of his shows before his shows in the car while driving and he's just balling I'll ball I'll ball like yeah and I'll and anyway I had this thought that what if my cats died whatever right and then Kali goes oh my god have you listened to chicken

soup for pets it's the chicken so I read this book when I was 12 yeah and it was chicken soup for the pet lover so this is what she says she goes oh my god you want to hear devastating I'm telling her right now I'm gonna find it on my on your iTunes audio books right yeah so she finds it right it's fucking five dollars right by the way you owe me five dollars I do I do all right so she we download it right and we're in the car driving back from San Diego to LA and the first story in this thing is this old lady is telling the story how I've been married for 60 years and my husband passed away in three weeks after he died I get a package at the door and it's a puppy and it's a letter from my husband saying that I know that I'm gone but here's a gift you

know what that fucking is John Wick but yeah but this book was shit that's John Wick right but John Wick is way better do you know why cuz this fucking grandmother in this story didn't go on a rampage Keanu Reeves did you know what she did she took the puppy and then they put up Christmas lights I guess these stories affected me more when I was 12 and I was reading it the second the second story was like oh we own two lovebirds it was just it was the most awful book another one ever heard was a little girl who was out and she started she met a wolf she left she she lived in the farmland or in a ranch or somewhere so she met she met a wolf and then she befriended this gigantic what was it called mountain wolf no it's a Mexican lobo lobo right ravenous you

know I mean and they became friends and I'm like oh this is pretty cool I go googled the name Becky and Mexican lone wolf not a photo anywhere online do you know why cuz it's a fucking lie I think these are just like false submissions some writer wrote it you know I mean it's a lot because let me tell you something right now if a little girl was hanging out with a Mexican lobo wolf right there'd be photos all over the fucking internet yeah but this book was written in the 90s I don't give a fuck in the 90s they had photographic equipments equipments they did did they not they did you know so it's like all I'm saying was that when I read this book when I was 12 I got emotional I was 12 I but don't then don't go oh my god you have to because it's so

you'll cry and you'll be so devastated by these stories because literally I had anger when I listen to these stories oh wow she's right the third story I was like we got to turn this off because it was an audiobook and he says no we're gonna listen to this the whole drive-thru and then guess what happened 20 minutes into that audiobook what happened I started having difficulty eating that's right fucking chicken soup well that wasn't because of that I think I actually ate this like Mexican peanut no it wasn't Mexican it was a Japanese peanut I bought right it's a pepe Juan on it why is that Japanese it's pepe Juan whatever yeah yeah but it's not it tastes like Nagaraya have you ever had that Japanese peanut it's a racist whoa this is Tiger whoa this is

Tiger brother no but my thing is is that then she ate it right and then guess what happened look at me right now guess what happened we have went to the hospital oh god emergency room so I leave here check it out I leave San Diego did two shows we listen this fucking pet bullshit thing all right then I gave her a peanut she has almost a heart attack we're at the fucking hospital and now it's like seven in the morning and we're at a hospital it was it was a horrible fucking who Bobby I'm the one with a chest pain and the inability to I'm not I'm not saying I don't know that sounded like a pure complaint to me no I'm not I was just telling you what happened and I sent you home I was I told you go home I said that you know what I said then you went home oh my god what did you

say I go I'm not leaving here that's what boyfriends do but you know what he was doing it this is why I wanted him to leave I was I was in the hospital you know I here's my thing I I think hospitals are so they are I don't think it I know it they're filthy like don't put your purse on the floor just like it's a filthy successful and this guy is a rolling like trying to get comfortable in a corner of a hospital room floor just like making his own little bed just on the floor sprawled out and even my nurse was like yeah sure you don't want a chair sir I'm comfortable in the ground you know it's really gross down there I don't care I said please go home like I it was it was whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa the step back step back y'all all right why

did that fucking bother you I mean it's my clothes who gives a shit if I'm dirty I just didn't want you to pick up something get sick I probably have everything that every disease known to man already on my jeans yeah but anyways I just she sent me home I did send him home it was it was um annoying me you know when you look at someone and they just look unclean and it annoys you somehow in your head. Like even if you can't smell him, you can smell him. Like he, I couldn't smell him, but just the idea that I could, I was counting the millions of bacteria

and viruses he was picking up in his jeans and was driving me crazy. I was like, you need to just leave me the fuck alone. I'll be fine. And I was fine. This was a serious episode. Did you freak out? No, I had a, so it turns out I just had a low potassium

and low potassium can lead to like, you know, like erratic heart rhythm. Listen, for those of you who don't know, Kalala has a heart condition and we've had the ambulance here a couple of times. We've been in hospitals. And whenever she says we need to go to a hospital, there's no questions we go.

Because I don't, if you've listened to this podcast, she had an episode, a really bad episode in the Philippines. And it's a, it's something that, I mean, she's, she had surgery. What they had, she had a- Ablation. An ablation. She has to do another ablation.

And it's just a really scary thing, you know? So it's like, whenever she says, I gotta go, I don't question it. If she says call 911, I do it, you know? And it's like, you know, it's, it's scary. And, you know, being in a relationship with somebody that has this condition is, it's hard, but, you know, I wouldn't do it if I didn't love her.

I'm not gonna have it forever. I'll be fine. Today I'm fine. Yeah. Today I'm completely fine. I just, my potassium dipped and my heart went AWOL for the second. This is how I know I love her.

Cause you wouldn't be with anyone unhealthy otherwise. No, but I've like, I've had relationships before, you know what I mean? You know, I didn't love them as much. And if they had a heart condition, they were like, call 911, I'd be like, just sleep through it. You know what I mean? Like I would be like-

Bejeweled. Bejeweled, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Take this, what is it? It's vitamin C, whatever, you know what I mean? Like I wouldn't, you know what I mean? Like I seriously call 911, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

No, you call. You call. I'm going to sleep, but with her, I care. And that's how I know I care. It's deep love. You hear that, Kalyla? You hear that? And she's ungrateful.

I'm not ungrateful. A little bit, but. I wanted you to rest and watch your soccer match too. And we were in getting wifi in the hospital and I knew that the Darby was on. Wait, that wasn't the Darby. It was a Darby. It was a Darby.

It was caught numbers in Arsenal and Arsenal played like shit, but we still tied 1-1. We're still number one in the league. And Chelsea is three points away from relegation. How scary is that? Shit. Yeah, they're going to, Jose Mourinho is going to get fired.

That's terrible. Who's going to replace him? Chelsea getting regulated. I don't know, but they have to fire him. There's no way that they can continue. If he loses one more match, he's gone for sure. Leach reports said that Manchester United was eyeing him. Would they really like take him over Van Hal?

I think Jose Mourinho would go just in spite. You know what I mean? Just to see if he can do it to challenge himself, but. But is it true that he's never lasted for more than two, three seasons with any team anyway? Yeah, I think that what he should do, if I was his spiritual advisor, I would say try to reinvent yourself now

because you know how to come into a new team and create energy, you know what I mean? But when it's, you know, when you're up against the ropes, we don't know how you are. And so far we see somebody that can't pull it off. I'm not a huge Chelsea fan. I fact, I fucking hate them. But you know what I mean?

I kind of like Jose Mourinho because he's funny. He is funny. He's a very funny guy, you know? So it's like. He's funny because he's a dick. No, but he's also just does bizarre things that I would want, I would do if I was a manager. Like just interviews is like not answer questions.

He's power trippy. He's funny because he's power trippy. And he says like, he's mean. Yeah. Do you think they unraveled because of that one trainer chick that they fired? What's the story behind that? Well, there's a medic that they have had for years

and apparently they've, Jose Mourinho fired her and the team loved her. And that caused unrest in the team because the players that they have are all world-class. We have Eden Hazard, you have Ramirez, Costa. I mean, they have great players. And anyway, I don't know if people want to listen to soccer, but we have some fans in the UK.

Maybe, but I know this for a fact. We do. Okay. Three, three, to be exact. Fact, hello, hello. Hello, it's Bobby Light. Oh. We also have one fan, one listener in Brazil. We do.

But I think it's only because he's half Japanese that he listens to us. Really? I don't think he's Brazilian side. How do you know this though? Because they write. We saw the stats too. We have like three people from a small town in the Philippines.

Didn't even know they had wifi. There's three people in a small town in the Philippines that listen to us. Yeah, Pasi. What are their names? Pasi. You know what, I want to say. What the hell, Gilbert?

Did you just say Pasi? Hey, I was born in America. Pasi, Pasi, Pasi. Pasi is actually not the little town. It's a big city. Do you have anyone from Australia? A lot. Yes.

So our biggest is California, obviously. So then New York. And then next to the US is Australia. And then the UK. I've also decided not to look up where we're at. You know what I mean? I just don't want to, I don't want this thing to become, you know what I mean?

Where I'm like competitive with other podcasts or whatever. I just want to just do it. It feels good that I know on Monday nights, this is when we record that we're going to do this. It's a ritual, you know? Yeah, you never have to look at those stats. That's Gilbert's job. I don't, I also, I just don't want to ever want to care

where we're at, you know? Too many podcast care and that's where they start to suck. Yeah, I just want to be able to say whatever I want to say. But sweetie, can you not say the N word again though? I said Nagaraya. Oh, Jesus. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Japanese peanuts.

Okay. They're so good. I'm getting, what? Who are you? Who are you right now? I'm getting everyone Nagaraya for Christmas. They're so good. Okay.

They're a better version of that Pepe Juan peanut that almost killed me. Well, you just don't ever eat that again because that was a fucking crazy. Hey, so this past weekend you said that, or you posed a really, really valid question. And most of the times I have, oh, I always have answers to your questions,

but this time I was absolutely stumped and I was like, whoa, I don't know. You were like, who's still, who are Skechers? And why is Skechers still a living, breathing brand? Do you own Skechers? No. You've never bought Skechers. No, my dad loves them.

I hate them. So is that a thing? So it's like, it's like, fobs, nothing, sorry, I didn't call your dad a fob. Oh, he's from the boat. He came here, yeah. So am I, I'm fobby too, but how does Skechers stay alive?

Because I've listened to me, okay? You know, there was a time where I'd never even knew any Republicans really, but then you eventually meet them, you know? I don't know any like devout Mormons, but then I've met a couple in my lifetime, you know? I don't know any, but they wear Skechers. I don't either.

No, not one person. In effect, if I saw one, I probably wouldn't even look in the eyes because that would be so weird. And you would think that it would be something that girls legitimately wear because Kim Kardashian was a spokesperson for the shape ups.

Really? Like a few years ago, so I was thinking like, this has to be some like cover up business of like El Chapo or something. Like, you know how it's like they sell shoes, but there's really some mafia operation in the back of their stores because they still have storefronts everywhere.

No, but I go, I walk by them at malls and they're packed. They are with who? Yeah, people go in there. Then observe who? Why don't you take a survey? Number one, probably, they're white. Okay, in my memory. Asian, I think.

If you fucking say that again, I've never seen an Asian wear it and Asians are hip and Asians are futuristic. And that shit is fucking bullshit. So should we jump them if we see an Asian? I've never seen an Asian in a sketch or store. So I'm saying we should jump them. If we see him, we should threaten them.

We should kill them. Do we count Indians as Asians? Cause I've seen Indians wear them. Indians are Asians. Native Americans? No. Talk to my Indians. Oh, the ones that that corn and stuff.

Which ones? The Dot ones or the ones with Tomahawks? Z's I'm sorry. You've seen them wear it. Yes. So South Asians. South Asians. Pakistani, Indian, Sri Lankan.

I've never seen it, but if you say so, I'll believe you. Thanks, man. So we jump them too or are they excluded? We jump them too. We jump them too. But the things is that I've seen them. You know what I mean? I've walked into a store before and they look like

the colors are like not natural. They're like from the planet Pandora. And the shape is weird too. It's like Megatron wears them, you know what I mean? Like, who are these shoes for? They don't look good. You're right, because I mean, even, you know, people always used to make fun of, like, you know,

they always used to say, oh, Birkenstocks, like, that's such a... That's white people. It's white people, but no, Birkenstocks are still so hip. Bob, that's all Bobby wears. I love Birkenstocks. I listen, I fucking hate hippies. I really do.

I hate hippies. You made that very clear on this spot. I know. You know, I saw one and they were like, hey, mellow yellow or whatever. I'd be like, what's up? But I don't know what they're like. I don't talk to them.

They don't make it anymore. No, there was that song. They call it mellow yellow, yeah. All right, fucker, fucker. But anyway, I'll shake their hand. That's fine. You know what I mean? But what was I even saying?

You just threw me off, man. But, oh, Birkenstocks, okay, yeah, yeah. And I used to hate Birkenstocks. I hate the Grateful Dead, but they're really comfortable. And they are. Do you have a pair now? Yeah. You still wear them?

They're camouflage. And they also have some black matte ones. And those white ones are mine. Yeah, black matte ones. And the pink ones are mine, too. Have you seen the ones with the roller blades on the bottom? No. But Birkenstocks with roller blades?

Skechers with the little rollers on the bottom. Oh, I was going to say Birkenstocks with wheels I would take. Okay, that's weird, but all right. But Rogan made fun of me when I was wearing those Birkenstocks when I told you. He said never wear them again. He looked me right in the eyes. He goes, yo, dude, never wear those again.

I go, why? I want to wear them, right? Yeah. And now, and I didn't wear them for a while because I care what he thinks, you know? But I've been wearing it again. I don't give a fuck. I think that you.

Yeah, Joe. I think that Joe's a thousand percent of a badass, but he isn't exactly fashion forward. And I think. He doesn't need to be, though. He doesn't need to be. You're right. But I'm just saying like your style, Bobby, is.

Sweetie, take that comment. So strange and so cute and so fun. Take that comment back. I think that Joe Rogan should be a model for Versace. And I think that he's basically the trailblazer for all things fashion. Thank you. Joe, you dress great.

OK. Despite what Kaleila. I don't think he dresses bad. No, I don't. I didn't say that. I just think that, you know, he's I don't see him. And I'm like, oh, that's. I mean, I don't I don't take his as like if Kevin Christy.

You mean said, hey, those suck that I'll probably never wear him again. But here's my thing. I think if Joe Rogan says that to you, it's probably from the perspective of you can't go bow hunting in that because he's such like a dude's dude. He's probably thinking about it in like an apocalyptic way where it's like, how is that going to serve you if shit goes

awry tonight and meteors start penetrating the earth's atmosphere? How are you going to run in those? That's probably how he thinks about FYI for your information. We just learned last week. Kevin Christy comic. OK, he has his own podcast. What's it called?

Occasionally awesome. Occasionally awesome is the most fashionable comedian. He is. In the country. It's a pretty strong state. It's a it's a it's a fact. All right. His jeans dope.

His you you go to him with every stylish need. Like, hey, what do I get a cool jacket this year? That's what his podcast is about to good coffee is so legit. I'm not kidding. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, great music. He knows everything. And he's a skater. He's a skater.

He's also an artist. You know, he's funny. He did Kings of Leon's first album cover. How much longer are we going to suck his dick? I'm going to suck a couple more. He's done. He he has a skateboarding line with, I think, Tom Yaddo. Oh, that's legit.

Yeah, I mean, he's he hangs out with El Templeton all the time. He did the cover for Kings of Leon. I just did that sit that big. She doesn't listen. But I'm still trying to suck his dick some more. Yeah, but Kevin Christy is the shit anyway. You know, that's that. There was no point to that.

I just want to call out and to the shout out to Kevin Christy for a fun. Is it his birthday? We spread positivity here. Yeah, I see. I see where you're going. Kevin's a good guy. And then my opener does it with him to Nick Youssef.

Well, do we suck Nick's dick right now? No, he does not get tips. He opens for me. So no. And the two openers I had this weekend, I loved Billy Barnel. What's his name? Barnel, whatever. And Kyle loved them so much.

I'm going to miss for now. Kyle, what's the name? Right. I love it. Great show. He has all these great things to say about all these comics and people. You know who he doesn't have great things to say.

Dad fan? No, not that fan. Oh, my bad. Candy Carson. Do you know Candy Carson is? Oh, my god. It's Ben Carson's wife. I don't want to get into this, baby.

All right. I just thought we would. I'm just going to say this. OK. So there's this meme out there right now where they compare Barack Obama and Michelle Obama to Ben Carson, the Republican presidential possible candidate or whatever. He's running for the president or the Republican ticket.

GOP, yeah. Right. So they compared his wife to Michelle Obama. And what did they say? It's like, it's like having cable TV. Versus like they said they refer to Obama and his wife as direct TV and then Ben Carson as wife as cable. Basic cable.

Basic cable. And listen, I'm just going to say this. I, Ben Carson, I don't know much about it. I know he's a Republican. I know that he's a doctor. OK. And I'm pretty sure he's a good dude. OK.

Questionable. And Candy Carson, they raised kids. She can sing a little bit. She can't sing a little bit. She's a, she, she. She can. She can sing a little bit. Sort of.

But she's a concert. And she might be a really nice person. She looks like a snuff olibicus. I can see a picture right now. Wow. She's a concert violinist. She looks like. But my question.

Pure ugly. I know. But why does that even fucking matter? It doesn't matter. I'm just telling you a fact. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my. Gilbert.

Oh, my Lord. I mean, let me tell you something. Let me tell you guys. Can we just talk about those choppers she's got? Whoa. It's like a little. She has little baby teeth. Like tooth to gum ratio is a little off.

OK. But here's my thing. This is what upsets me about what Bobby. He's he's giving you a mild version of the verbal assault he actually went on. She has Jesus trails his mouth. I don't know who should be offended. Yeah, it's just gums galore.

But who cares? What if she's an intelligent? I said, she's probably the best human being on the inside. But can I just say that on the outside, not cool? Yeah, but it's like, look at does anyone ever fucking talk about how gross governor Chris Christie looked like? Do you know what I mean? No, because she's a woman and she put she's supposed

to fill in this idea. Chris Christie, right, is cute. He's not cute. Yes, he is. Awful looking. He's cute. He's a cute fact. This is what here, guys, this is what I'm trying to get to.

OK. Why don't you fucking evolve for two minutes and not completely pick apart a woman just because of her looks and her potential position in her part? Look, let me tell you something. I dislike. If there's anyone who knows me, I dislike Ben Carson like you wouldn't believe.

His ideals, everything that he stands for is just everything that I don't stand for. Like he is as opposite of direction as I can ever be. Doesn't believe in science. But let me tell you, no, he's a neurosurgeon. He's a fucking neurosurgeon. I do think that he's an intelligent man in that way. But let me just tell you something.

As much as I hate him, once I saw that it made him more likable to me, that he has Kenny Carson by his side. Why? Because it's like all these fucking politicians with like, you know, Laura Bush's and like perfect little Martha Stewart type wives. And he's, you know, she's sort of a bigger bitch with like maybe.

Barbara Bush was not had at all. What I'm saying is that this makes me like him or makes me hate him less. I think that, you know, like she's probably a woman who stood by him through whatever, you know, long political road he's been on. Like she, we can't discount her just based on her looks. All I'm saying is let's discount her based on her

come to teeth ratio. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. That's all we're doing. I'm going to punch you both. You know, someone said on a Twitter, it's someone said that this podcast is starting to sound like me versus you guys. We're not doing that.

Why don't you side with her? Why don't you side for me for one fucking second? Can I just say that Kalilah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm with you all the way. Thank you. Why? Why? Because I'm tired of all these Barbara Bush looking girls.

Not Barbara, I said Laura. Laura Bush, tiny white women, like a big bitch. You know, what's wrong with the big bitch? What's the big thing? Yeah, thank you so much. What's up Kalilah, high five. Man, you motherfuckers are shallow. I'm going to find you.

You know what Gilbert, I'm going to find you on Rumbler and we're going to fucking fight. Do you know what Rumbler is, Bobby? No. Explain. So Rumbler is a new app that drops tonight. Drops tonight, where it's like the tinder for street fights. So you can log on to this app.

You can scroll and try to challenge guys to fights. Then you set up a time to meet up, and then people in the vicinity get a notification, and they watch this fight. And it's recorded live on like a periscope type of thing. Oh my god. And there's also Brawler for women and Brawler team fights. So we can, my question is, are there?

It's so dangerous. OK, but can I agree on terms? Like, can I be like, yo, this is a chair match? I don't know if you can bring weapons. I believe it's only. Let me ask you this. The company does provide brass knuckles when you first sign up.

Is there weight classes? No. Kimbo slice days. You just show up. So straight up. I can't find anybody then. No, but you get to swipe no to the big guys and swipe yes to the.

It has the height, weight, statistics, and pictures. And then there are specialties. I don't know what you would list for your specialties. Oh my god. I couldn't do it. I don't think I could do it. But you know, I'll go to them. Would you go to a match?

I'd watch one. Here's here's the the upside of it and the downside of it is that if it's not regulated and they're offering these kids brass knuckles, I think that's fucking idiotic. Like, obviously, this thing's going to get shut down so quickly. But if they actually did it in a way where now kids had an avenue to sort shit out without guns, without weapons,

without bats, without knives, I honestly think it's a more regulated form of fighting. Oh, so it's what if cops can get the fucking thing and then they fight themselves, fight each other. But cops know where these fights are going to happen. They'll break them up. Oh, yeah, that seems kind of pointless. Yeah.

But I think that this is actually no, because then the cop would have to have access to this person's profile, right? No, no, no. Oh, you're saying because there's they get a lot of notifications, notifies them where this fight's going to take place. And they'll just be there and then there's no fight.

But they're already 74,000. So yeah, subscription. So it's like, how are they going to go to every single one of these spread across this country? It's that's not a lot. Oh, this is just New York right now. Oh, that's just in New York. That's like a lot for yeah.

74,000 in New York. Yeah, subscribe. Oh my god. That's going to be a shit. So there's going to be in LA too. I think they're starting New York first. Yeah. Also tonight, it's only going to be New York.

So should we make a profile for you, Bobby? Yes. You only fight chicks though, right? I'm not going to the stats. Age. OK. Age, 44. Hide and wait.

5-4. 4. You keep lowering everything. 5-4, bitch. 2 and 1 half. All right, level. I don't know what you put in. What does level mean?

He's probably amateur. Up at zero. Just the number zero. Yeah, it was zero. And then last fight? Zero. Never. High school.

You've got to fight with Steve. I've been beat up. 1979. MMA specialty. Wrestling. Wrestling. Greco-Roman. No.

Collegiant. What? Colleague. That's not a type of wrestling. That is. Collegiant wrestling is a type of wrestling. Collegiant in high school wrestling. Oh, you're probably right.

I don't know. I just know catch wrestling, Greco-Roman. Within your record, zero. Zero. Yeah, there's no way. I don't like how their example is. I feel like you might get. A white guy wanting to fight a black guy.

I feel like racial wars will start from this. You know who would be so great at this? Your brother. Why? Because he's in shape. He's scrappy. And you know how many guys would swipe right? You're like, oh, look at this puny Asian.

Yes. They say yes, and they show up, and Steve just killed them. And then Steve gets, and then somebody uses brass knuckles and breaks his eyeball. No one's going to use brass knuckles. We have to like regulate. I don't want anyone to die. This is a bad idea.

Hold on, Gilbert. This is perpetuating. You know what I just thought about it? This is a bad app. It's bad. It's never going to, it's not going to last. And it's, it's, it's, it's, there's no way. Think about it.

I don't think it's 100% bad. I think that there's, there can be. Because I do believe in just like settling a score in a physical way without weapons. Like it's like, dude, like, you know, scrap it out. Like I honestly think that's a safer way to me than like penting up all this rage and anger and then grabbing, you know, like suppressing all of it and eventually grabbing

a weapon and then hurting him in another way. And like in, in, in, in a way where no one is around. At least you know there are people watching, right? It's being recorded. It's being recorded. I don't know. I, I, I'm just like kids do. I don't want like middle schoolers.

So is there, is there an age restriction? Do they, is there a referee? Like who wins the fight? Like who decides at the crowd? I think it's the crowd. Like the old Kimbo slice like fights. Or do they go by round? Do they just go straight up 30 minutes until someone

gets knocked out? Like what are the streets? I know, but the streets have rules too. Do you not kick when someone's down? Do we do like, do we, you know what I mean? Like, there's also, there's also a message board. What do you say when you swipe? You guys match and then you go, hey, how are you?

What's your name? Schedule fight or you can pussy out. And it's like here in examples, bro, your face is pissing me off. Want to throw down question mark? Hell yeah, bro. I'm going to fuck you up. Cool.

Meet me behind Fifth Avenue. Jolly parking lot. Done. And then you schedule a fight and you can't push, push the out. Right. I'm going to die. And the button actually says pussy out. So what happens if you, what if you don't show up?

I think you get a zero or you get a bad review. Oh yeah, because people are rated by stars. It's like, oh, they are. Like, I don't want to fight him. He's not going to show up. What if you just always lose, but you always show up? Is your rating bad? Probably dead third one.

No, I'm saying like, I can still get a good rating if I just always show, I never pussy out, but then I always get knocked out every like in my all 13 fights. Like, what's my rating then? Like, am I a brave? That's a good point. I don't know, I mean, I'm just a brave loser, I guess. Yeah.

I don't know, man. All right, so final words on this, thumbs up, thumbs down. I'm going to get it. Just to have it, I'm going to have it. Can we just put a profile just to see who wants to fight you? We could do rumble group and show up. Oh, that's OK. I could do that.

Yes. OK. We could do rumble group. You, me, and Gilbert are a fight team. All right. Who are we going to fight? Depends on who we match with. Let's watch like other Asians only that we can't. The Diaz Brothers show up.

How about this? Can you talk? Can you do bloody knuckles? Oh, that's a fun game. I like bloody knuckles. I can deal with that. I don't think you go to Rumbler to play bloody knuckles. Are you good at bloody knuckles?

I've not got it. You're not? No, I don't know the technique. I just want to try one round. Fuck, no, man. Let's do one round of bloody knuckles. Fuck, man. Let's do one round right now.

You do it right now, Gilbert. Don't be a, don't push it out, bro. No, just come up, come over here. So basically what you do, look at how big your fist is. Oh, who needs my special one? What? Yeah, no, that's not, that's cheating. Are you right handed?

Gilbert has a giant bone spur in his finger. So you do this, right, and then, who's going first? I think I'm, I'm used to just punching people's hands. No, don't do that. You got to go up a lot. No, you're supposed to go down and straight down, yeah. So what happens, you go first then? You go first.

You go first, I can watch the technique. No, you go. Because you know you're going to do a hard arm. No, I'm not going to do it hard. I'm not hitting it like that. Yeah. Downward. How high can I go?

That has to, whatever. Oh, wait, I can go this high? Yeah, but if I move and you miss, it's over. Yeah, yeah. You got to be quick, Jesus. You got it. They're both missing. Don't miss, Gilbert.

He just missed. Now he's got a bloody knuckle. That's my turn. OK, now it's my turn. Bloody him up, babe. I'll try. Teach him a lesson, babe. Yes.

How did you do that so fast? You look so slow. What? You look so slow. Ah, fuck. How many times do you have to go? Until you miss. Until your knuckles are bloody, buddy.

You got this, babe. Come on. OK, time out. What do we time out? This is bloody knuckles, dawg. You got it, babe. All right, this is the worst. Ah, fuck.

I got to stop looking. 12-0. Yes. Ooh. Gilbert, you're going to have to look at his hand. You have to look at my hand for a moment. Bruce Lee never looks. Anticipate his movement a little better.

Gilbert, you were a karate boy. I don't care. How many years of karate did you do, Gilbo? Jesus, you're like 16 and 0 right now. You don't know how to move? Your knuckles are about to explode, I think. What do you want, side to side? Baby, OK, he needs his hand to operate the computer.

All right, let's keep going. I'll continue later. I'll talk about why are you able to do that every time? You don't know how to, look at how his. I was gently shocked. I don't know. I even saw you lift your hand up and I. Why didn't you move?

I don't know. It's still my turn. I mean, we got to continue it after the podcast. You have the worst game. Poor reflexes. You have bad reflexes. What happened to you? You know what?

You're still as the fat guy. No, because you. You move like a fat guy still. He doesn't move. Are you kidding me? Oh, I was faster as a fat guy. It slowed you down. That's how much I say there's tucky.

Can I really go over there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not. He just has slow, like hand reflexes, but he's really good with like high kicks and shit. OK, let's talk about this weekend. What about this weekend, guys? You're on check, check, and oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, it's a huge fight. Yeah, so UFC 193 is going to be in Melbourne, Australia at the Teahad Stadium. 70,000 people. They're saying that it's not going to reach that high. Probably not. 77,000. No, I think there.

Ticket sales, you mean? I think they're the maximum amount they think is going to be is like 50, 55,000. Still, that's still going to match the Toronto arena. And you know what? Female main card and co-main. That gives me that makes my hair stand up. Yeah.

I'm a huge young J check fan. And I love Johanna so much, but she's going to destroy Valerie Latterno. Valerie is a is a brawler. She's strong. I like her. She's, you know, dude. She's not a chunk.

She's strong. She's the fight 135. She's huge. And she went to decisions with Claudia Gadelia, right? And Claudia won, but in decision. But she beat that girl, Marose. Marina Marose. And she's, um, she's tough.

And she, she actually fought Jessica Roccozi, too. Yeah. But it's like, you, when you see Valerie and you see the way she moves when she strikes and you see Johanna, though, it's like, oh my God. Like a bullet, like a bullet. But you know what? Valerie does train at Tristar.

Yeah. American top team. Oh, now American top team with Hector Lombard, right? But she used to train at Tristar. So it's like she has all these great teams that she gains all this like valuable information and valuable lessons from. Like she is a tough bitch, man.

But I feel bad because Valerie is a mother and she has a daughter who is like 11 or 12. She love, you know, she's a single mom. And I just don't want anything awful to happen to Valerie because I think that Johanna is a killer. I think that there's a possibility that she might turn her face into minced meat. Yeah.

I would rather see Van Sant versus Johanna. You rather see Paige Van Sant turn her face turned into minced meat? Yes. Yeah, look at that face. Because Jessica Penae's face was unrecognizable. I know. It was unrecognizable before the match, too.

But no. Sweetie, that's not she's a pretty girl. What are you talking about? That's what you think is pretty. Then will you think that Candy Carson is pretty? So let's just move on. I think that it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter?

That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying that that's all I'm saying. Why does it always have to be tied in with any woman? Like position that any woman holds. It's like such a fucking like you're so 1950s. Like just stop already. All right. God, I'm a bad person.

I'm sorry. But anyway, then Rhonda fights. Holly home. That's going to be a 12 second match. Some people don't think so. Some people think that this is a really good matchup. But you know, you're right. Rhonda is going to do Rhonda at least once she

gets a hold of her game over. Do you guys think she's going to stand up, though? I think that she wants to stand up. I think that she wants to really test herself as a striker. Her boxing's really improved over, you know, the last year and we've seen that. So it's like, have we really seen it, though? Because her match is only last 14 seconds, right?

She looks good on the mitts. She looks amazing on the mitts. For sure. But I'm saying like tested against a legitimate boxer who's nine and who, what is she? Like nine and oh, Holly home? Yeah. No, wait.

A boxer or MMA? Oh, she's undefeated, Holly home. Yeah, she's undefeated. So she's only fought two fights in the UFC and then seven out tonight. Like five knockouts, five head kick knockouts. She is a world-class boxer. Oh, she is.

But once Rhonda puts her hands on her, it's going to be done. And broken arm. Yeah, she's going to go for that arm bar and then finish it quickly. Only but, but if she is able to work on her takedown defense, who knows? Yeah, but all Rhonda needs to do is do a throw. Look, you can be a great boxer all you want.

If you can't defend someone's shooting, if you can't defend, if you even close that distance against someone who is as good with throws and good with judo like Rhonda, it's, it's, it's impossible to maintain that distance for three rounds. I know, but Johanna did it against Penny and against Esparza, you know, they, she learned and they, and also Esparza and Penny

have two different throwing styles, right? Yeah, but Johanna also knows how to defend against wrestlers. What I'm saying is, is that if home, you know, it develops that skill to defend against throws and all kinds of. That's her weak point. All her fights, that's actually one of her weakest points. I know, but what I'm saying is, is that Johanna learned it.

When she was a Muay Thai champion, she didn't have to do that. She learned it after Muay Thai when she was going into the MMA world, right? She had to learn how to defend against takedowns and grapplers. You're right, I have a feeling though that Johanna for some, for some athletes,

there's just a less steeper of a learning curve for some people. I honestly legitimately think Johanna is just a natural born like warrior in that sense. Like she's so, she's so like malleable. Like she's, she's like a sponge. Like she's one of those athletes that just gets it. And there are people who, you know,

are a little bit stiffer and who can't change. Like for instance, like a guy like Czech Congo, amazing kick boxer, worse fucking just refused to learn anything on the ground, refused, you know? So it's like some guys just cannot transition and it's just not one of those sports where if you cannot, if you cannot learn to transition into other, other, how do I say?

Like you can't transition outside of what you're good at or what you're known for, like you're fucked. You got to learn to ground. You got to learn wrestling. You got to learn it all, baby. Do you think this fight takes Johanna to the next level? She wins? There's just no one out there that I can feel like

the only person that I believe that could probably beat her is Claudia Gadelia. Because that fight between her and Johanna was extremely close and many people believe that Gadelia won that, won that fight, you know? So it's like, you know what, baby? I'll take care of the cats. And then you keep talking about this fight.

My cats are going crazy. No, I think that's all we, we have about the fights. Oh no. But Rhonda, but Rhonda, so remember betting lines. What do you think? So Rhonda is 16 and one. Johanna is 21. 21 to one.

So you win all of $4 if you put $100 down on her. I did lose $250 this past weekend. What fight? I parlayed Maldonado and Cummins. And I could have won if I. Because if Cummins wasn't a bitch. No, Cummins is not a bitch. Like, I actually think he was winning that round.

I just think that. Are you friends with Durkin in real life? No, but I'm friends with his coach. I mean, man, Cummins, you work hard. You're good, bro. Take it back. Your jiu-jitsu's awesome, dog. You're friends with his jiu-jitsu coach.

No, I thought that. I like Cummins. I think he's always exciting. And I actually think that he still has a long career in the UFC. I was really ashamed that I even put money down on Maldonado. He just stood there. Baby, Corey Anderson took that fight on short notice. So I was like, fuck it.

Look, if I had won. This is what I told Kalyla. 37-year-old grandpa looking dude versus a black wrestler, a young black wrestler. And you still love the old grandpa. Look, I didn't go with him because I thought he was going to win. I played the game of this guy is plus 400. And then Cummins was plus 400.

If for some freak reason, not even that freak, because Maldonado was in his fucking home country. So I thought, OK, this guy's got the edge. He's 35. This is his last shot at possibly making it in the UFC. So I could have won by putting down 250. I could have won $2,400. And instead, I am $250 down.

But whatever, I think that's enough MMA for today. Oh, while we're waiting for, let me ask you this. Yeah. So we were talking earlier before the podcast about. OK, OK, just come back, though. OK, because we're about Rhonda retiring. You said she wouldn't be the greatest fighter if she retired now because she only has six fights.

That's not. What was your whole take on that? No, no, no, she is going to be the greatest fighter because there's no woman on this planet in that weight division that can even come close to how great she is. And so it's not a question in anybody's mind that she is the best in the world. All I'm saying is that on paper, if she retires,

she's six and zero now in MMA. If she retires, six and zero is a small number on paper. It's very tiny on paper. But then you know what? I look at her pockets. Her pockets are full. She's one of the richest female athletes in the world. She is also being really smart about retiring probably soon

because she's never been hit that hard. So it's like, yeah, you know what? If I were her, I would probably do the same thing. The only thing I don't agree with Rhonda is what she said on Maxim. Oh, yeah, about the Rhonda set a statement, something along the lines of, if you're a woman that uses a loop, you ain't working hard enough.

You need to be patient. I think it was for the women and the men. Just you guys suck. No, basically, she said if you don't use loop, the man isn't working hard enough, right? Yeah. She's not taking into consideration the fact that there's six-year-old women out there.

We're still getting down. That need loop. Look, after a while, your estrogen dips. Your vagina can be dry as a Sahara. And sometimes we need a little bit of help, not me in particular, but I'm thinking about my mom. You know what I mean? Sometimes.

Don't think about your mom's vaginas, wetness. That's disgusting. So Rhonda, stop lube-shaming all the women in the world. Is that what people are saying? She's been. OK, people are stupid for also getting so angry about it. Still worked up about it, yeah. We had a question.

Gilbert, I'm going to ask you a question. Yep. Did you ever see the Japanimation movie called Ghost in the Shell? No, but I know what it is. You know what it is. I've never seen it. OK, the lead character in that Japanimation cartoon

is a Japanese cyborg. They're making the live-action movie, and guess who they cast? You? No. Oh, god, that was a big announcement. I thought it was a huge announcement. I auditioned.

I didn't get it. Tears are running down Bobby's face. Scarlett Johansson. Oh, shit. What do you mean? That should offend you, sir. That doesn't offend you? That's not Asian.

Exactly. I'm very offended. This is like 21. That doesn't offend you. I love her again. I'm attached to that, so I don't really know too much about the anime. But I was very pissed when they casted Justin

Chat when it's Goku. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was dumb as fuck. Why do they keep doing this? And I look it up. It's called White Savior Complex. There is a legitimate thing. It's a legitimate thing.

Because look at, OK, like that movie 21, right? It was mostly Asian group of MIT students. They find a way to rig Blackjack in Vegas, and they made a movie about it. It was a book called Bringing Down the House. And they cast mostly white people in that movie. And the last samurai was a white dude. The last of the Mohicans was a white dude.

And the last airbender was a white kid. White kid, yeah. And Hollywood keeps doing him. It's a fucking problem. It's driving me fucking crazy. Same with that Cameron Crow movie. Yeah, Aloha, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It's supposed to be Asian chick. And same thing with the Martian. It's supposed to be an Indian doctor. He said they casted a Blackjack. Really? Yeah, I don't know what you would call that, though. That's great.

That's great casting. That's a great casting. That's a great casting. But what I want to say this is that they'll keep doing that until Asians boycott watching those fucking things, but they will never boycott it. Do you know why? Because we're nerds.

We love movies. Asians don't want to cause a ruckus. By Asians, you mean people in the industry who are working actors? No. Just in general, right? I think in general, Asians don't complain about atrocities like this because they want to assimilate.

Asians are like the Borg in the Star Trek universe. By the way, we're going to have that quiz next week. Not today. No, no, no. Fuck you. Fuck you both. We're having the quiz later. The Star Trek quiz?

Yeah, yeah. What did you point out, 53? But anyway, so if you're Asian and you're listening to me right now, you have to boycott these movies. Boycatting, guys. You guys know what I'm talking about, and now you're making fun of me. I want you to expand on this a little bit more.

I am. I am. I'm explaining. I'm trying to understand this from you. I agree with you. You're saying that us Asians as an audience need to boycott these movies. But how then?

And I'm sure you guys, as an Asian organization, there has to be some type of Asian organization within the industry that all work together. I have been to those. I used to be a part of CAPE. I know that is. You know what? I don't know what it spells out, but I've hosted them before.

I've hosted the Asian Excellence Awards. I've been to all the groups. I used to be active in it. It's just a bunch of fucking Asian executives there to have dinner, and they just fucking jerk each other off pictures. So do you don't think that they stir enough commotion and controversy within the industry

to be like, yo, this is not OK? Because I feel like there should be an outcry about this, because it's so thrown in our face in such an obvious manner where, at some point, someone who is high up in the industry should speak up and be like, no, this isn't OK. There's a lady named Wenda Fong. And she used to be an executive at Fox. And I'm friends with Wenda.

And she's tried over the years. She has. But the problem is, is that Asians collect it. First of all, different Asians, like Filipinos, Koreans, Japanese, they don't really get together as a group, right? They're like, I'm Vietnamese. I'm different than Korean, you know? Most divided, yeah.

I don't. I'm different, because when I eat a meal, I don't sit in the chair. I just crouch. Or whatever, you know what I mean? But it's like, we're all from, look, we all are similar looking, right? And we're the same ethnicity, because we're

talking about nationality versus ethnicity. There's a difference, right? Nationality is where your whole country is, right? And your ethnicity is Asian, correct? So as an ethnicity, we should band together and go, listen, we will no longer. And if China did it, that's a billion people. Oh, industry is done.

I actually think ethnicity is Korean. You're racist, Asian. Doesn't matter. I don't fucking know. Look it up. I don't know. But anyway, you know what my point is. Yeah, yeah.

OK. But we have such different ideals as a nation. Like, but the thing is, is this, OK? It's just like, in 1950s, they made a movie called The Conquest, or The Conqueror, right? It was about Genghis Khan. Guess who played him? Oh, that's right.

The white guy. No, guess who? Guess. Guess. Ben Kingsley. John Wayne. John motherfucking Wayne. Play Genghis Khan.

That's the widest of all white guys. Exactly. He's the kind of white dude that kills Asians. Right. You know what I mean? That leathery white face that, you know, hey, how you doing? The Gran Torino style. Yeah.

I mean, it wasn't a comedy. It was a serious movie. And everyone in the movie was white, but they played Asian, right? They all put the eyeliner on the yellow makeup. And they put the buck teeth in. And they did it, right? And it's like, and they still do it.

You know, they don't, not as obvious. And we, as people, and I'm not saying it from a jealous point of view. That's like the king and I. Isn't he supposed to be a king of Siam and what's his name played him? The guy from Yule Brenner. Yeah, Yule Brenner. I mean, that's a perfect example of it.

So what you're saying is this is that not enough Asians are getting in there going, we're not going to watch that. They'll watch it. You just don't think we're shit stirrers enough. We should stir shit up. We're really in the news about race stuff. We should be more, we should rebel around. We want to blend in, you know what I mean?

That's culturally that we want to blend in instead of going, fuck you, this, this is not right. Yeah, Asians, hear him out. We need a rebel rouse. We need. We really do. And it's, and it's, and it's really beginning to piss me off because it's not even as an actor. I don't give a fuck.

They would never cast me in any of these movies anyway. I'm not saying me. I'm just saying in general, how the fuck are you going to do a movie about, you mean a bunch of MIT students that actually happened? The lead was an Asian guy. The main guy. Or an iconic Japanese animation and put a white girl.

Yeah. How can you allow that to happen? You know, but they did it. No one really complained. Maybe there was a couple of articles and then they continue to do it. And we sit around going, oh, it's just the way it is. No, it's fucking bullshit.

I have a question for you. So you're saying this white savior complex, is it a complex that us Asian audiences have or everyone universally has? Like, do we always just want to see a white guy be the hero? No, they don't do it with African-Americans. Do you know why? Why?

Because they know what that will cause. It'll cause African-Americans, I mean, standing up and going, what the fuck is this? As they should. And as they've been doing. And they're right for it. It's, I don't know. It's what?

Here's my thing. If I'm dealing with money, right, here's my question to you guys. If you were at the top of the mountain and you had to make all these executive decisions about casting and blah, blah, blah, and you're thinking money and you know the white man savior, the white man hero is going to make you 10 times more the money.

But how do you know when you haven't tried it? Do you think that at this point it is a social obligation to be like, you know what? It's not about money. It's about being accurate, right? Listen, Kaila. I'm supporting your theory. No, no, no, just listen.

The reason why they think that way is because, well, if we have an Asian lead, it's not going to make as much money. But you've never tried that. So they've created and perpetuated the white savior complex. They created it and they push it in front of our face. So we're never going to really know

if putting an Asian lead will or will not make the money. That's what you're saying. And I'm going to tell you right now, Sung Kang, Brian T. These are guys that I know, right? Brian T, man. That they're really good actors. I did a movie with Brian T. He's a great actor, good friend of mine.

Sung Kang, they're handsome. I believe them as heroes. And why can't you cast them in it? But they don't. And it's like, I just, I lose sleep over it because it just boggles my mind. And it's great that Dr. Ken has a show. It's great that Randall Park is doing Stretch Out the Boat.

And there are two shows that are on. It's not enough. It's not enough. Because these are vehicles that an Asian guy wrote, both of them, right? So Eddie Wang wrote Fresh Off the Boat. Right. So the thing is that we just have to, as a group, go,

you know what? Enough is enough. And no one's going to do it. No one does it. It's the same reason why I'm sorry I want to say this, is that I will go to Toronto and do a show and no Asians will come. And the room is filled.

There are people there out, you know what I mean? But it's mostly white people or whatever, right? And it's just like, I don't really even get the support. But I don't care about that. What I care about is let's just, with this fucking Hollywood shit, get together and break the bubble, you know? Yeah, I agree. I completely agree.

It just drives me crazy. Let's start a movement. Let's do a protest walk, the three of us. It's never going to happen because let me tell you another thing that happened. Stephen Park, you know who that is? There's a lot of Stephen Parks. The most common Korean name ever.

I know, but the actor is Stephen Park. Movies? No, OK, anyway. Stephen Park was on In Living Color. And you ever see the movie Fargo? Yes. He was that creepy Asian that hit on Francis McDormand at that hotel.

He's a lot of small stuff. He's great, all right? Stephen Park did a mission statement, wrote one, right? Complaining about how it's not diverse enough Hollywood. I mean, there needs to be more roles, this and that, or whatever, the mission statement, right? He was thrown out of Hollywood. He had to move.

Really? Yeah, he couldn't get work. Sounds fucked up. So he moved to New York. And now he's slowly making a comeback. He's been in a couple of things because he works with the Cone Brothers a lot, you know? But Stephen Park is a talented guy.

I love him. He's a friend of mine, you know? But he was thrown out, all right? And so the fear as actors are, oh, if we complain, we're not going to work. But I don't work anyway. He's sort of give a fuck. But you know what?

This is your right, though. I don't give a fuck. You're right because, listen, perfect example, even from a woman's perspective, an equal pay for a woman, right? It isn't until you're as big as Jennifer Lawrence that you're allowed to write like an op-ed like that. And without feeling threatened for your livelihood.

She's a millionaire. She's a multimillionaire. So at that point, she can be like, here, here's what I think. But you're right. It isn't until you become big that you can- Is there any age that can do that now? That's even close to it in the next couple of years? John Cho?

No. I think that- You have to be a blockbuster star. And we don't have that. We don't have that. You know, we have guys that are constantly working. I mean, I know a lot of them, which is great. And you know what, Hollywood is changing in that way

where at least people that look like us are working a lot. Even Dad Fan got on bones. He did. Dad Fan just did three lines on bones. Good for him. The reason why I know about it is because he used the bones screenshot as his profile picture on Instagram. Interesting.

Yeah. So congratulations to that. I've made a vow to be peaceful from here on out. But even that's happening. You know what I mean? So anyway. I think here's what we should do. The three of us, us three loser Asians, we should just pick it.

We should just do an Occupy thing. We should just pick it outside of universal. And be like, make Bobby a hero. Make Bobby a hero. I don't care. It's not about me. Make John Cho a hero. Brian T, I don't care.

Put John up. Whatever. I don't give a fuck. And then you can text all your Asian friends, Joe, Dave Cho, he agrees with us. Maybe he'll sit there with us. And we can just squat protest. Does it sound like I'm not complaining?

No. Does it sound like I was complaining or not? I just think that when they're making Ghost in the Shell, what I want to see is it look like Asians in it. If it's a movie about Asians, there should be Asians in it. It's like when they remake Old Boy. How are you going to remake Old Boy? See, that I'm not against.

Because it's not OK. Was Josh Brolin was the whole movie set in Asia? No. So see, it's just an adaptation. People adapt. They're a bunch of adaptations. They did the Infernal Affairs. They turned into the Leonardo DiCaprio,

Martin Scorsese movie. Let me ask you this question then. Yes. OK. Do you think that Japanese people would remake Titanic? Like the Korean ferry disaster? No, no. The actual story Titanic?

No. Why? I don't know that just I don't know. No, because what they do is they just buy Titanic. What do you mean? No, listen to my fucking point, OK? It's just that Old Boy was an international hit and went to the Cannes Film Festival, all right?

We remade it. Hollywood did. Oh, I'll tell you why. Why? No, I had the opposite theory. In America, it doesn't quite work because we generally don't like to read subtitles. So we remake our own versions in English.

So the Japanese, what do they do? I don't know. You tell me. They watched it. Titanic. They bought Titanic and they fucking read the fucking thing. Right, or they have like dubbed in English. But nowhere in their head would they go,

let's make a Titanic again because it was a good movie. I don't want to read. You know? No, they take the art form, which is an American art form, and they go, we're going to enjoy it. Can I just play a devil's advocate for like a quick second? Go ahead. If you're thinking about it from like a business

perspective and a money perspective, you're a huge portion of the world speaks English, right? So you're basically remaking it for distribution in English-speaking countries. And in that sense, I get it. I'm not against adaptations of anything. If Josh Brolin was, in fact, in Asia, and it was remade and shot in Asia, I'd have a problem with it.

But if it was shot, I've never seen the movie, if it was shot in America or Europe somewhere, then I'm like, OK, it's just an ad. I understand that. But what I'm saying is, now we're going to get an argument, is that it's like, Old Boy isn't just like a regular movie that somebody just put together. It's a classic.

I love Old Boy. No, no, it's along the lines of a taxi driver, in the sense that it's an iconic movie. Like I said, got an award at the Cannes Film Festival. It's considered one of the best Korean films ever made, right? And for anyone to try to remake it is, to me, rude. And I find it offensive. But you're right, because it was a direct remake.

I guess it wasn't an adaptation. And they did it like five years after the movie. It's like, Spike Lee is a great director. Don't get me wrong, all right? But it's literally offensive to me. It's like, no one's ever going to try to remake Star Wars. No one's ever going to try to remake Casablanca, right? They just accept that that's an American art form.

And then they try to create their own. But it's like, that's not what Hollywood does. And that's not what America does. And I just find it extremely offensive. And if you saw Old Boy, the Josh Brolin, and you didn't see the Korean version, go fuck yourself. Did you like the remake, then, of Infernal Affairs? Yeah, that was actually OK.

See, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but Infernal Affairs, I don't think, is at the same level as an Old Boy. I know. Infernal Affairs, if you ask an Asian, it is. That is, for them, is one of, it's a great, great movie. But also, I think those two movies, I don't know, maybe. I don't know.

What you mean, you're talking about what's that Scorsese movie, right? Yeah, the one with Leo, Matt Damon. What was that movie called? The Departed. The Departed. The Departed. Yeah.

It's a little different. In the sense, I'll tell you why it's a little different, OK? It's, you have, not only that, but you have Nicholson, you know what I mean? You have Leonardo, and it's also shot in Boston, right? And it's, it's. You're right. Because I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to,

here's how I'm going to back up my point, OK? Is, is that Star Wars, right, was stolen from a Kurosawa movie called The Hidden Fortress, OK? Stolen or inspired by? No, but there's, there's an R2D2, 3, 3, 3, 3PO characters. They're not, they're human. They're kind of these, a skinny guy and a fat little guy walking down a dirt road.

But it's like, it was inspired by that, right? And they made Star Wars. That's fine. They're completely two different movies, OK? But Old Boy wasn't that, you know what I mean? Old Boy, there's a one hook. You know what I mean? The hook is.

The daughter. No, no, no. Hook is a guy being captured for 15 years, right? You know what I mean? It's just too close. Exact. And exact. You know what I mean?

I think that Infernal Affairs and The Deported are thematically, you know what I mean? It was based on it loosely. You know what I mean? That's one thing. That's all. You know, and it worked for The Deported because, you know, we're just with the.

Just how the FBI works and with corruption and everything. It's more of like a universal theme that can transfer over, right? But I see what you're saying about Old Boy because it's such a specific. Not only that. Also, if you're going to remake it, make it make it better. Yeah.

I think that's another thing. Inherently, that's the problem of the Josh Brill in Old Boy because I've never seen it, but I heard it was unwatchable. Yeah. Make it better. But yeah, I mean, anyway, I just think that to make a long story very short, we should just. We should just end this.

End it. We should just end this podcast. Thanks for listening, everybody. I love you. Bye. I got to plug your shows, bro. Boom. You see how I have to plug your shows?

Bob is going to play Fallout 4. Oh, wait. Hang on. We have a question for you. Unhelpful advice with Bobby and just Bobby. By the time the next episode comes out, Fallout 4 will be out November 10. How does Bobby plan to manage his time between Destiny,

Fallout 4, doing stand up and the lovely Kalayla? OK, so something's got to give. And I'm moving out. Yeah, I'm moving out. No, I have to pack. I think I believe I'm going to play Fallout 4 tonight because it comes out at midnight. I'm going to download it if it downloads fast enough.

It's out already. Yeah. So I'm going to download it now, and then I'm going to see what it looks like. And I'll play maybe a couple of hours. But if I'm hooked onto it, I'm like, oh, I can just see that I'm going to be addicted to this, then Destiny is out because something has to give.

But you were mentioning earlier that the reason Destiny is so fun for you because you have a team now. You have friends to play with. And it's a bonding experience between you guys. Yeah. Yeah, but also I just realized that on Destiny, I don't have any good swag. I'll never get good swag like armor and all that stuff

because of the fact that it was shitty weed. That is true. Shwag is also shitty weed. Yeah, that is also shitty weed, but I'll never get the good stuff because I'm not good at Crucible. I'm not good at Osiris and the other stuff. And I'm not good at I've done the raid maybe once and only on normal.

And that was almost impossible. I'm not good at it. So you're saying if you fall in love with Fallout 4. That I wanted to get rid of Destiny. Wow. So you're going to fall out of Destiny. Fall out of love with Destiny. Just play on words.

Just play on words, guys. Anyway, OK, bye. Take it away, Kalilah. Bobby will be in Vancouver this weekend, November 13th through 14th at Yuck Yucks. Next weekend, three of us are going to be at Brea Improv November 20th through 22nd. And December 10th through 12th, Bobby

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