TigerBelly - Episode 175: Chris D’Elia Loves A Silly Goose Time
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Are we starting already?
No, I'm just going to tell you the rules.
We're recording though.
No, we're not recording yet.
By the way, what are the rules?
It's just something that I feel adamant about.
We're talking to the microphone if we're not recording.
We're not recording.
It's something that I feel adamant about.
And just don't say anything until I bring your name up.
I have to do some introductions and what not.
Until I say this to everyone.
When I say Crystalia, then you may talk.
Okay.
What are you going to say?
Come in or what?
What are you standing up for?
I don't want to say anything.
If you don't want to start now, we don't have to start now.
I didn't call in for the night, so I don't have a spot.
You have a spot, right?
Yeah, but we're good.
You're at the conference room at 9.30.
What the hell are you doing?
An hour.
Yeah.
All right.
You know what I mean?
Do your dogs bark like this?
No, they're more gay.
They bark.
Yeah, they're more gay though.
Well, I'm more gay.
That is true.
That's true.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I won't talk until you introduce me.
Yeah, that's good.
We're just going to have fun, right?
No fucking agenda here?
No.
Do you have an agenda?
Well, you know, in our podcast, even if you don't like what's said, we edit it.
Oh, right.
So we're, yeah, we're, you know, we want to make our guests feel like they're safe.
That's cool.
So that's why I set up those rules.
Right.
I thought it was live.
Yeah.
We edit this is not coming out until also after January 1st.
Why am I in here?
Yeah.
Because we're backlogging.
Okay.
These folks have to go to.
It's okay.
Actually, because I have something coming on Netflix on January 1st, so it'll be out already
and I'll just be like, it's out guys.
Yeah.
You have your special coming out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
You may begin.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Yeah.
me.
Walking down the street being so good to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Holding hands being together like friendships.
We doing it.
really.
Yeah.
walking down the street being so good to me yeah yeah feeling good with the
butterflies in the sky and me happy on the trail with my friend feeling good
feeling good feeling good feeling good happy together feeling good feeling
welcome to another episode of of Tiger Belly TB TB Tiger Belly I am your
captain not a messiah but a prophet for sure one of the I have a kingdom the
Tiger Belly Kingdom there are many kingdoms in the podcast world you
have Theo Vaughn as a kingdom and sometimes we grace his stages and he
comes to our kingdom and he comes into the castle and we we talk and we rant
and we have good times fat Eric Griffin has sometimes has a kingdom he's black
and fat and doing his thing with its glasses you know me and looking like a
fucking mutant warrior the way he is you mean with his black titties and then
we also got um we also got um Segura and his wife Christina Pavanka and they
come they come right we sometimes go to their kingdom but there's another
kingdom a mysterious island out there it's at the island of it's an Italian
island in Dalia where they they tall and they're they're a fucking strong force
but I don't want to get into that yet I want to introduce everyone in the room
we've got George Kimmel you know when I sing that song I think of you oh thank
you we got Gilbert Galanian yep I love it you have forehead for years thank you
to come you know your forehead dude is like the Sahara desert I want to walk on
it forever thank you so much you're welcome we got um Kala'ila Cune my
beautiful sidekick my partner in life my woman and my friend and my life
partner I forgot his name Jason Jason we got Jason you know thin lips legs legs
legs for days his lips are just like razor thin the way it's supposed to be
the way God made it I finally got to see venom what's the whole plot of the
film I'd sit at this talk until I introduce it I got to see venom yep who's
in it Tom Hardy all right all right we'll get all right fine okay fine
do it I'm gonna do it all right so um I'm gonna just read you some tweets I
mean no I'm gonna write a message between you and me I mean the messages okay
so I say um this is what Delia Chris Delia says okay I'm close but this
fucking dumbass traffic fuck this area I go relax don't worry don't tell me to
relax I'll flip he says I said calm down and this is what this fucking guy says
I want to spread a fruit out for me when I arrived pretzels etc and I said okay
here fuck which one I give him the address okay here I said George is
coming down he goes I'm fucking waiting yep and the reason why he acts like that
is because he is a king of his own island the Delia island and Matt Delia
Bill Delia they all live there and they have a kingdom and they're very powerful
and he has a Netflix special out right now yeah on Netflix yeah right yep and
special on Netflix yeah what's it called called non-stop non-stop do better
fucking leave it right let me know that I'm gonna say all right all right I'm
we have you understand the gates closed I'm like you're fucking you sing my
favorite fucking song right away I want to sing too and you're fucking and I'm
waiting he says don't talk until you're fucking introduced I'm gonna introduce
come on do I try to teach you things all right right to be patient all right
all right because you were so impatient during the text you're right you got to
be more patient okay we have a friend of mine he's a king I'm sir Christopher
Delia everybody give him around welcome welcome King sir do you know what the
fucking when you started singing I was like I wanted to sing so bad I thought
you're fucking with you like when Chris gonna come in yeah tell him not to talk
until I introduce himself introduce him which is what he did and then he's like
watch I guarantee he chimes in with the song you did this song and that's you
know that's my favorite I like that song do you really do yeah yeah I want to
fucking I want to I want to hate but I like that song so much like you can I
nurse and there's too many fucking people in this and there's still too many
people in this room you literally have a guy in the closet yeah last time yeah
you last time Jason it's always a different it's always a different guy yeah yeah yeah
you just pick up random dudes and no we just have to some people are busy you
know and he's because the other guy learned his lesson yeah fuck am I in
the car can I ask you a question I'm sir Chris Delia all right why do you have
bags in your eyes do you not sleep good last night I know no you know what it's
the fucking lighting probably but also I got bags under my eyes they're fucking
Prada dude I got bags but it's all good I'm grizzled man I got the fucking shit
coming out I got pepper coming in dude what do you want from me I know you're
fucking tall drink of water and I got bags in my eye yeah but can I say
something what's up your handsome thank you that's a good thing thank you your
artistic okay thank you very creative thank you right and you are who you are
thank you and that's a compliment those are three really good compliments those
are very good compliments and can I say this right now okay drop the attitude
you know what dude yeah yeah I'm being real right yeah I know you are I know
could I just see this I love you thank you let me say you know what you're
like fucking Stalin bro people can just talk I know people could just say you
know when I say what I want to be real go ahead how many times he's already told
me not to talk twice I'm a fucking guest on his got their pocket I know but I
say one thing and then you can say as much as you want okay is is that I
honestly when I see you I I realize the foundation that we built our friendship
is rock solid yeah and you haven't changed even from the beginning you're
the same you and I appreciate that you you know people have this you know your
star you are now a comedy star and that's real that is real but the thing is
is that you haven't drifted away from who you are and you're a good dude with a
good foundation and I'm so glad to know you and I love you so fucking much
because I want to say this is that we asked a couple of people to do this up
episode right and you came through for me fuck yeah yeah because you're I know
you're at Facebook guys right now but yeah you do you do all right their bags
I got a little white in your face you know that's good but I love you man and
so thank you give him a round of applause thanks that's a round of applause
dude thank you I really appreciate this three okay together you know what
remember when we were at the W hotel and we shot that fucking Gotham comedy
live whatever yeah and we and we were singing these kinds of songs yeah in
the lobby of the W hotel yeah laughing crying laughing crying dude and that
weekend was a great weekend because I got to host a comedy show where you were
on it it's so funny because now you would never do that show well I mean
that's a show for like that was like one of my first things right yeah and you
killed it so hard it was fun it was fun it was fun I wore a fucking shirt with
the same pattern a shirt with a pattern on it and it had the same pattern tie oh
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember I remember Lee and then we were gonna watch
a movie that week and we're going to move in you didn't watch the movie with me
I know yeah well you probably do weird shit on the road dude what do you think
like you probably like I heard that you don't hang out with your fucking
openers right no what the fuck we sleep all day I sleep all day but you okay you
don't hang out with them at night though no yeah that's fucking weird why why
bring them then I'll tell you why you know I'll tell you why I bring them you
always scream dude I know because you scream scream scream all the fucking
time no matter where you are you scream I know because I'm right here this room
is fucking small as shit and we're Mike all right I can hear you as well I'll
tell you why why because why do you have a vacuum
our stance oh wow yeah there's a they have a fucking vacuum
she has a camera as a tripod I'm sorry some some some podcasts are doing as
well as some other ones you know what you do very well make enough money to
have a regular like that 17 ways you know so you know sometimes I feel like
one of these times gonna be here and they're gonna go in the middle of
pocket like oh we just had another one and then the baby's just gonna be here
I forgot even what I was gonna say to you what was I saying oh why I don't have
my openers is because just I don't number one it's not it's not a French you
bring Michael Lodolce yeah yeah it's a friendship yeah I don't bring openers as
a friendship okay they're my employees okay right yeah so when I'm in a
green room you don't mix it up I don't make no when I'm in a green room right
if I I want to say to my employee hey get me a diet coke yeah and they go get
me a diet coke right right as a friend you can't do that oh I do it I know you
do it okay I know you do it okay but like I do it so that it's more of like
there you know on the payroll yeah and I don't really like hanging out with you
if you were on the road with me yeah now I would have to be like come on Bobby
where the fuck are you let's go come on let's hang out yeah but where do you
where do you what do you do we go to a Starbucks we hang the fuck out we do what
we're doing right now we laugh dude I know you're just gonna hang around in
some fucking like baggy shorts in his fucking in his in his hotel room and
it's gonna be all like I don't know why I wanted to be like I wanted this to be
so casual you know it's casual I'm casual I know but the thing is you're
infuriating with his openers we go rock climbing yeah oh wow so now so you make
her do it yeah do you like it I don't like it I love Sandy I love all the guys
yeah yeah you bring good guy yeah do you probably don't do press on Friday
mornings do you know right so that's that's what I'm saying is that you're
at a point in your career where you when you fly in you know the shows are sold
out right most of the time yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Papa shows Papa show
leave it or not Papa show ain't really yeah so what Papa has to do is get up at
six in the morning on a Friday morning and do good morning morning New
Florida ABC News this yeah you know Jack and Mike's radio show in Atlanta or
whatever and I have to do five or six things that's the word I know I come
back to my hotel room it's noon yeah and I haven't slept because I flew in that
night yeah right and I had to sleep all day right so I can't hang out you know
what if I was your opener I'd fucking come in your hotel room and sleep with
you I'd be like we're hanging the fuck out we're sleeping if you're gonna sleep
we're gonna sleep together okay well can I say this if you were my opener you
get fungi then oh yeah because you don't even know what's going on with my body
right now you know what I guarantee I don't know you don't I'm gonna tell you
what's going on okay right I have fungi on my dick okay hey man well is that
real yeah okay why are you telling me now and also why are you saying it on
your podcast because it's real okay it doesn't a lot of things are real yeah
and we don't say it's itchy okay so what the fuck since you brought it up is
going on yeah and you've already talked about on the podcast well I was playing
no not really I was playing not really yeah I was playing ping-pong okay you know
what I did yeah I was playing ping-pong okay and I wasn't wearing underwear
because I just wasn't because your Bobby Lee yeah yeah and I had raw denim that I
don't wash your Bobby Lee yeah yeah yeah and I was like you know I I stretch you
know when I'm playing ping-pong I stretch yes yeah and my raw denim scraped
against between my sack and my thigh and it made a scar yep so it got in it
shaved and it got a little infection yeah and then I put antibiotic cream on
it and it turned into fungi absolutely gross and let me tell you something yeah
one time I was in the line yeah but I was in Las Vegas and I had my buddy with
me this is fucking so long ago and he was like damn I didn't bring enough
underwear and he fucking wore it and we were walking around the casino
and he was like oh you know what he was like god damn it man
he's like I wish I had fucking underwear dude the way these jeans are rub against
the tip of my dick dude it wasn't bad at first but I take so many steps around
the casino that it's just fucking
and he wanted to get laid and he was like now I can't even get laid my dick is
bright red oh fuck I just remember that we were laughing so fucking hard who's
the guy you know I do yeah but you know I didn't bring it up well hold on he's
funny but he's not a comedian he's just a regular guy so I don't want to
it was Eric Griffin I'd be like it was fucking Eric I can guess who it is no
you don't even know you don't even know I can't play the game then play the game
no because I probably don't know I like that I like that you flipped it on me
and I'm angry that you did it but you did it and it's all good dude yeah you
can't hate you gotta hate the game let me ask you this game can I call you game
I don't like that but are you gonna eat these don't donuts cuz I got you some
okay are these cookies okay these are cookies these are fancy I know they're
great dude I give them to you on at midnight oh they do yep I did do you
did at midnight yep I did a couple of at midnight yeah I know I know Chris
Hardwick yeah he's a nice guy right the nicest yeah he's very nice and then he
went through some weird things but I don't you know even deal with that kind
of stuff yeah I mean sure yeah oh yeah it's so funny because well do you feel
like you have to careful now we can talk about anything no dude as a
comedian you feel like paranoid because you know when I'm on the stage now you
you're more conscious about what to say because people get in trouble as a
comedian and I do you deal with that or you say fuck it about them is it Namish
Patel is that his name no the writer from SNL yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what
happened to him he did a joke on stage at a college and he was talking about
yeah he was talking about he the joke was basically you know being gay is not a
choice because some black guys are gay so why would you pick being black and gay
you know that's a funny funny funny right and more importantly a joke right
right right so apparently it didn't do well with the college kids and they
yanked him off stage they literally went on and cut his mic and they were like
we're going a different direction how hilarious is that like already in the
middle of the act you're like we're going in a different direction and so you
know I mean so now a fucking joke yeah I know and that and so I mean now that
being said do you feel paranoid because when I'm on the road I literally now
am I think to myself don't do it like for instance I do this thing it's not
even a joke but sometimes you know I don't want to say it because I'll get
but I'll do things on stage that looks like you know ambiguously weird right
I've always done it yeah and are you getting are you paranoid or no you just
because I mean I I think that a lot of it and not all of it but I think a lot of
it has to do with the way you say it but that it doesn't matter like there can
still be somebody who's not a fan of yours at your show that's just kind of
like mad about what you're saying so it doesn't totally matter with how you say
it but it does matter but yeah I mean you got it's you gotta like you got to
just do it and hope that you get see the thing is is that a lot of times we're
working on jokes right so it's not it's not even we know it's not funny yet
yeah we still have to do it right get it there so you're getting mad
prematurely at us just doing our job trying to figure out a joke right maybe
it is offensive now but we're trying to work it out and sometimes when you're
trying a new joke you just in your head you go just throw this in right like
you just it's a good yeah yeah yeah and then when you throw it out it's not it
doesn't work yeah it's a little weird but it could be even offensive yeah and
you think yourself oh why did I say that I threw it out there but then now you can
get in deep trouble for yeah I mean you can yeah and it's weird too because like
this shit with like James Gunn getting fired off oh my god yeah so long ago it
was so long ago but I mean is it Disney that does it or what yeah so so so they
already they they have to have people that vet that that shit yeah before they
hire a guy yeah so they already knew that he did that so they're not firing him
because he did it they're firing him because of the outrage which is not the
not okay it's not okay no it's not out it's all recreational pressure yeah I
mean there's people's jobs who it is I guess to define that shit I don't know
did they dig deep yeah I know I know I did a commercial a couple years ago where
that's right the ad agency came out to me and they go did you say this you told
me this yeah and I go yeah well no I denied it yeah I don't I just say yeah
yeah I acted like I acted like I didn't say it yeah so I go what no me just like
that like that yeah I didn't do nothing right yeah and then they're like we know
you did but because we heard it yeah we weren't we weren't asking you really
vetted you so we already knew that you said that yeah right so I feel like
some of these companies they already do that before you know and then but the
thing is is that if you know that about somebody and you're a company and then
years later there's outrage I don't know if you have the right or you know
I don't know the whole I mean the look people change and you know that's part
of that's part of what that's that's a great thing you know they evolve they
become who they're gonna become they they grow up they grow yeah you know I
think that that's what we have to allow people to do that otherwise if you're
holding I mean if you're holding you know look if somebody says something when
they're eight you don't hold them to it but in this case something when
they're when they're 25 you hold them to it yeah I mean this day and age that
could one day be the case yeah just happen you said you said I do poopy you
said I do poopy and we can't hurry you yeah yeah yeah I know Kevin Hart thing
yeah yeah the whole Kevin Hart thing it's like you know where where's the line
I don't know where the line is I don't know where the line there's even one
with the Heisman quarterback just now the winner he's 21 but they went back to
tweet when he was 14 no no way yeah yeah that's about what and he said something
about in high school gay joke on Twitter yeah and then now that he wins the
Heisman it comes out yeah it's in what they are it's insane there's an
outrageous kid now I'm gonna say this though it's like if you're doing stuff
off the stage you know like your accusers doing something like Louis CK right
that's one thing the way different yeah that's way different yeah what we're
what I'm talking about is a joke or a point of view and especially like what
Chris said when you're like trying something out right you could get in
trouble for something that that you're trying to create something and I think
we're getting into a point where it's you know I know this is we generally don't
talk about stuff like this on Tiger Belly we're very goofy we sing songs we
only wait till Chris Thalia is here yeah it is weird though cuz I'm one of the
silliest and you're one of the yeah we're very silly talk even be talking
about it's ridiculous I know but still though I think it is I'll level it out
and I'm gonna shit my pants after this yeah it's so funny because when I'm on
stage and Chris you know people don't let but if I go into gibberish and Chris
is in the room oh yeah yeah you can only hear him laugh yeah so I'll be on
stage I know Chris is in the room I'll go and he'll just cackle it really makes
it I'll just keep going and doing that and the audience starts laughing because
Chris is in the audience and they know this is ridiculous but that is where I
live also in stand-up we're just for fun and we're goofy what if you did that at
the door and there was an alien there and he was like that's not okay
outrage outrage and you can't go to the planet I can go to the planet can't get a
job I'm sorry but yeah I mean it's like I'm glad that we're goofy in that way
you know yeah there are a lot of comics that are social comment anyway you know
we you know it's just something to talk about yeah I don't know I wonder who's
gonna get picked to host the Oscars now did they ask somebody yet or no did
someone get it I don't know yeah I don't know I think I my my opinion is is
that you too should host it oh my god imagine they would cancel it what in
the full monologue we would go to rehearsal yeah the producers be in the
audience and they would got caught I know you guys were her saying we're gonna
get somebody knew yeah but there's no way all they kept doing was it's not
only that though it's like would be like and now we're not easy yeah but it's
also this though is is that probably Chris would be able to do it and I'm not
downgrading you know where I'm at in my career but I think most people will be
like why him Delia yeah he's you know delete no listen this is a campaign
let's start it and it's not just that it's just that you have to know where
you're at it and I'm not down playing my game what maybe if you did some press
beforehand you might be able to do that you know I don't think being fifth lead
on it and a sitcom yeah yeah I mean but also I was thinking about this and it
doesn't really it doesn't help your career hosting the Oscars no it doesn't
it really doesn't I mean if you're Kevin Hart you're Kevin Hart he's big
anyway doesn't matter if the rock does it who fucking cares he's biggest shit
Ellen yeah yeah those people or people that are like doing it because they
already like Billy Crystal you know but like if you're I mean who like like
what's her name from Princess Diaries did it right yeah and then like what it
got weird it was weird because he got he was he got like a lot of flak for that
and she did as well yeah they kind of were like you know and then and then it
felt like they felt like they weren't well I don't know about James Franco but
it felt like she wasn't as big of a star after that yeah I don't know maybe
people were likeable after that for sure it's almost can I just say something like
her and I was supposed to go to the Asian equivalence awards and we didn't go
because we want to hurt yourself because I was sick I fell on his tailbone
and all of a sudden he had flu symptoms yeah I fell on my tailbone where we're
looking at a house and we didn't show up to the Asian excellence awards but in
many ways I'm not showing up as cool I think not doing and I'm doing RSV if
you put it in RSVP and you don't show up that's not cool I know that's not cool
and I apologize for that but I also there is a there is a part of me that
when I get invited to things and I don't show up I think that that also I feel
like that that's it's okay mm-hmm that doesn't necessarily hurt me oh yeah
because in my mind I'm like the reason why I wanted to go is because Steven
Yoon Jimmy O Yang everyone's gonna be there because it's an Asian thing right
and I think a part of me is like yeah I'm not doing that why because I in my
head I'm thinking if I should go because maybe I'll get a movie yeah but then
when I go I don't get a movie like I hosted that twice and oh you did yeah
nothing happened like I in fact it gave me no work he lost work I lost work
because I did that because when I used to host that thing and all the executives
and everyone was there and I was funny and then it was years of no auditions
at all yeah but you're a big like that's why that happened because I did that and
that and now that's why it's like this you're that you're like that we didn't
could not have anything to do with that what you'll be like I fucking I shook
the guy's hand wrong that's it and I didn't get the action movie yeah that's
you yeah but I yeah but I do do things that I regret like you know I I did an
audition for this African American black you either one is fine African black
a black black director okay you and I killed it in the audition okay this is
years ago and then he goes stick around talk and so I and I was sat next to him
yeah and then um we were talking and then he's like what's tell me about your
career this and that and I for some reason we were laughing and I poked him
in the belly I go fatty like that is that appropriate yeah so we were like you
know he says we I forgot what we were laughing about we're like and I was in
the moment yeah I go fatty like that and I poked him really hard in the stomach
and then what and he just okay thank you oh man got it so and I walked out of the
audition and in my head I was like but here's the thing and this is one of the
reasons why I do that a lot I know but this is why and I've said this before I
think I said it on this podcast last time I was here one of my favorite things
about you yeah is that you are the same way to everybody that is a very very
cool thing that most people are not and that means that you have a solid idea of
who you are and you're gonna be you no matter what because if you met Barack
Obama you'd be like you would you would you'd be like yeah yeah the president
oh hello bro that's how you do it yeah and broccoli like what the fuck is wrong
with this guy but he'd like you yeah but it only works though if you know who I
am like if you like you like it because you know who I am but imagine yeah never
being knowing me yeah and then me acting like that but then people call me I've
had people call me yeah he's eccentric yeah but it's still a good thing I think
you're doing things yeah because you're a good guy you're not an asshole if you
were an asshole right different but that I do that make you mad like not texting
you back yeah but that's a quirk that's just better about it since you were on
here last um no maybe a little bit yeah yeah maybe a little bit I mean you do
call me out on it yeah in public yep in front of other people yeah because I
don't want them to feel bad that you're not texting them back right I want to be
like listen he does it to me too and I'm one is I don't know I like when you do
that yeah well okay yeah yeah yeah change it though no I'll tell you why I won't
change it because the thing is is that when you tell other people yeah they
he like I have like you know people that are below not below but in career
why scum scum or the worms right yeah go here I texted you about doing you
know my belly room show right and I got yeah but I just don't text back and
then you'll come in and go he doesn't take anybody back yeah yeah yeah who you
are yeah right it's annoying it's fuck it's annoying yeah Barack Obama be like
why don't you text me back you do it yeah but you know what um I've been
trying to get better at about it like there's really no trying you just you
just fucking text back you just see the message and you go bootily boop boop
send that's it there's no trying okay I'm gonna give you I'm gonna okay I'm gonna
look at my instant my and I might my texts okay I'm gonna tell you people who
like I'll give you an example all right Eric Griffin okay he goes um 6 30 all
things let me know hey fuckface Wednesday 6 30 and I wait 24 hours right and I
just put okay okay now when you got the text yeah when did you get the text
because he would he put when did you get the text is what I'm asking and that's
all I'm asking 24 hours in advance you got the text hey man when did you
receive the text and then see it yesterday and you saw it yesterday yes
and then you think what oh I see what you're yeah why yeah what you think when
you saw I see it right this is the first because it you know how they do three in
a row all right so he goes Wednesday 6 3 all things all things means all things
come I know so he's just exclamation mark part when I read that at first I
go nah because he's being he's being too aggressive wow right so I got I'm not
gonna respond to that wow right and then the second wow let me know are you his
girlfriend so he goes let me know okay don't like it because he just did our
podcast last week he goes hey fuckface Wednesday 6 30 there you go now if he's
getting angry that's good so then I go okay yeah okay so you want a guy to be
very angry at you but not aggressive yeah yeah yeah I just wanted to be a
certain way you know I mean interesting like I'm fucking world huh yeah the who
who like the today mm-hmm 8 45 a.m. are you around yeah yeah Matt Blake okay my
agent oh Jesus Christ nothing okay you got a fucking right because I 20 text
messages in there how many have you replied to okay let's go my agent my
agent nothing nothing nothing nothing why have a gift for you oh and this guy
what time is your spot tonight nothing no around nothing he's your fucking agent
I know because he's a nice guy I love him he's like my brother but do you know
why I do that uh-uh because um if it was serious about business yeah I know
you're looking at your watch no no no no no no no no I want to keep going I want
to keep going baby you're very busy baby all right but the reason why is if it's
business it'll go through a abbey okay abbey will go you have an audition or
they want to see you on tape or something something something right when
he texted it's gonna be like him venting oh yeah oh Gabriel Iglesias I go what
happened so-and-so whatever whatever right made up you don't have I know yeah
yeah he doesn't have a thing I'm just giving an example Jesus or like when
he was he repped Bill Cosby mm-hmm do you know that who's that yeah anyway yeah
but Bill Cosby during the thing yeah right the rapin yeah when I say the
thing is the rapin I get it I get it he was just like I don't know what to do
this is fucking insane you know me and then he was a friend so I love him you
don't you don't respond him because you don't want to be there for a friend no
no that's not what it is is this right now I don't feel great and I should
I'm gonna text him back to tomorrow text him now all right so what do I say Chris
text so yeah no no no I don't trust him no I wouldn't yeah because you know what
you don't know me then because I would be a good guy about this no because I've
left my phone in the main room true and you've I have a rule you've but I have a
rule and but now I have a code I never used to the code but I have a rule
about it right so you used to do Instagram and Twitter and like all that
I'll do it all yeah yeah you know why what I guess I have a rule so are you
around I'll tell you the rule after this what okay look here's the man here's the
shit man I like to laugh I like to have a silly goose time I'm down for a silly
goose time and that's it dude what's a silly goose time like a silly goose time
silly goose like we're silly goo oh yeah yeah silly goose time yeah yeah you
don't get it cuz you're from fucking North Korea yeah but the saying
they're saying they don't know that it's a holy back okay they're not the
saying are you are you Andrew Santino right now what do you fucking mean do
he provokes me ethnically as well well don't provoke me ethnically so what do
I say about that to map like are you around he did this today at 845 in the
morning oh my god yeah oh dude no yeah I was around I am around I put Ian yeah
Ian around you know how I do it yeah yeah what you got a misspell shit oh yeah
yeah so tell me what tell me what to say okay you say yeah sorry sorry SORRY
yeah sorry yeah sorry let's misspell something I'm around I am around and
then put now and then put a B at the end of now around okay around now I'm
I'm around and the put a B yeah the back yeah now because here's the thing if you
text back and there's a spelling mistake it's a fucking subtle way of saying
this is my house oh right right I didn't check can I add something yeah what yeah
I'm around and I'll just put a Z right here just a good and then kind of just
do that so look yeah sorry I'm around B and then the Z let me see it I'll show
you now busy there you go that's a good one I'm around busy and then can I put
some sort of like I'm like a hashtag I think it's too much I think it's so much
yeah yeah yeah I gotta be a little subtle about so yeah sorry I'm around Z yeah
yeah yeah yeah like you're on the treadmill yeah on the treadmill yeah sorry
yeah I'll say that yeah it's better when you when it seems like you're just kind
of like you're like oh I put a B in there I fuck it sent that I didn't check it you
know what I mean yeah you're on the move can I also say something about also
about but my rule is but my rule oh shit this is my bad
picture going back to the fucking shit yeah if I'm down for a silly goose time
and that's it okay now if you leave your phone out unattended with no code on it
yeah and you look the other way and I got a spot to have a fucking silly goose
time hmm if there's a fucking a moment in time where I could take this fucking
time yeah from a regular time and fucking raise it up to a silly goose
time yeah I'm gonna grab your phone and tweet out some shit yeah and do you know
why why because that's your ass right you fucking left the phone out right you
left the phone out now if I know the code and your phone is locked yeah I
won't do it because you locked your phone like a fucking human is supposed to do
it I'm gonna tell you my code I don't want to know the code I'm gonna tell you
what anyway it's 222 222 222 okay well I'll tell you this what if you leave it
locked I'm gonna leave it like still won't unlock it okay if you leave it
unlocked I'll still fucking can I ask you a question okay what all right you
think when these is hanging out yeah and they're having a goofy time yeah
they're having a silly human time I don't know dude that's like some fucking
90s comedy yeah it's a good one huh that's a good one dude listen to my
podcast if you're listening to this turn after this go to fucking my podcast
listen to my podcast you can I say something right now don't don't down
don't look down on a my podcast I'm not looking down on your podcast we have a
little army going I think your podcast is great going on right now all right
sometimes I watch the clips on YouTube I get it right and my guys might not be
as many as your guys maybe it is my guys are assassins okay dude and they're
part of my slept if I'll be like Leanna Stark yeah I'm gonna wind up dead I'm
gonna wind up dead cuz you said that and that's not only that we have little
birds out there and my little birds do have fucking power tweet tweet tweet
they have artists they're artists yeah they're fucking hackers okay and they
get into it all right so don't you get it they get it and don't challenge my
when did I do that because I don't like your tone right now I do it I was gonna
plug yours we're all fucking friends here I know we are but gonna see this too
all right how many times have I done yours I have never had a guest do you
even know how his podcast works I watch reviews I watch clips of yours I watch
clips of yours I I'm a good guy I watch fucking clips of yours he watches clips
of yeah I make your next podcast thank you on your I won't be on it but you're
gonna open with listen to Tiger Belly okay and I will because I'm a good
friend you will yep and I will listen to that one whatever the next one is you
know there's a whole fucking thing and I want to listen to the whole thing that
okay I want to say I'm gonna say something else to you and I want you I
want to look in your eyes okay not that there is one but if there was ever a
war between you and Theo Vaughn yeah if there was ever a war sure you you have
my assurance yeah this is slept kingdom my people the papayas will back you I
like that you're the king of the north that's very cool you're the king of the
north and my clan and my my people are on your team thank you fuck the rat king
alas I love him as a person yeah right I love him as a rat king but he's the
guy who gets his dick cut off in the game of thrones yeah he's weak that's
true right yep and then your John Snow right that's yeah right and he's the
one that's like he's like I don't know what to do right my sister was captured
and then you give him like man up go get her your sister do what you have to do
right yeah you're that guy yeah yeah what who are you I am I'm dead in it I'm
little finger you're a guy you're a guy on that show looking if that's right I
saw three seasons oh you did yep can you guess what I do after that I go I'm good
I don't fucking do it how everyone does it I will not do it how everyone does it
you're gonna make me keep watching this fucking show with all the families and
shit and everyone's killing each other and they're all friends but they're not
really friends and everyone dresses in brown
oh yeah yeah I'm done dude you're dragons where the dragons dude okay where
the dragons when do the dragons come in season four start delia with the
dragon oh nope when somebody's like nah fuck building when somebody's like you
gotta watch a show oh don't worry get into it dude if I'm eating a fucking
burger and and I eat a few bites and they're like dude by the tenth bite
you're rocking with that burger first bite bam it's either delicious or it's
not that's it well you're making love you nut first then no you're the kind of
guy because you know what I do friend what I build to the nut right I like I
like to build up feeling you don't build to the nut oh I have a feeling that you
you have it on your unwise about the situation on why yeah thank you so much
that's such a dish because I didn't know what I was gonna say there and I used
unwise and kind of see this what on top of that too is is that I know you first
of all that's your wallet hell yeah dude can I see it what are you gonna you
don't fucking shit no no I just want to look at your wallet give up give them
I gotta put it on the table because if I sit on it I'll get scoliosis
my fucking not I know yeah if I put it in the front people are like we're
sponsored by this company yeah dude I've seen that shit right yeah I see in that
shit Theo gave me one you're gonna give me one rad no I was gonna give you one
but not I literally was gonna give you one but not I gave you it was away but
I'll take that one are you gonna get away no I'll keep it yeah there goes
Netflix is calling you should we check it yeah as long as he doesn't say anything
okay okay all right hey Matt good man what's up well tell him I'm doing my
podcast with Chris Delia right now what's up Matt
wait what you guys I'll see you later bye bye it's awesome yeah cuz he doesn't
want to be on it yeah he doesn't want to incriminate himself no but no I'll be
on that no agents want to be any kind of artist at all right and I want to say
something about my agent because I never talk about him and I know people don't
give a fuck I don't care you know you know when I was 28 I met him 27 years
old and he was just a mailroom guy at Gersh and he used to hang out at the
comedy store and he always he looked at me one day I was a just an open micer
because when I'm an agent one day I'm gonna rep you and we're gonna work
together and I didn't believe him and he's my agent now and he just called me
and he's a friend and that's why when I listen listen this story's over it's a
no it's not over it's not over because I'm gonna say something else fucking tells
the story a fuck you wet lips yeah I got my lips are so wet I know I got pink
fucking water dude I don't like it the wet is like that creature you know what
the opposite of wet lips is dry lips dry lips yes I'm never having that there's
so wet it's gonna be fucking crazy by the time I'm yeah he's got no lips he's
got no lips I mean he's got stop talking about that bad it's not that bad you
don't talk about hey like if somebody's you got hands if somebody's missing their
hands yeah don't talk about hands I talk about hands if somebody has no hands I
talk about hands do you shake it how about when somebody's got like a hand
that's not a full hand and they don't warn you and they shake your hand I know
like not shake yourself yeah I know you're like pretend yep and you're
shaking a finger how much would like the mentalist or like Darren Brown just know
though like oh well I saw it in his eyes he was scared you know what I mean yeah
that's bullshit man when somebody when you shake someone's hand and you feel
your body jump out of your body but you're like wait a minute I think I kept
it together right we're just a knob or something hey man dude I'm gonna shake
your hand but my hands all fucked up or give them your left yeah or go hey I
would shake your hand but I don't have one it's good oh it's good one right
what would you say well I have a friend that has that mm-hmm and my thing was to
always just do it harder and feel all the bones nice I just like call it out
without words yeah they're kind of like yeah yeah yeah I get what kind of yeah
they're like I get it dude I get what you I get what kind of guy you're like a
real man like they know then that he's a real man oh you're not gonna make me
feel okay so shake his yes no no all right so I this is my hand last last
why is it the shocker yeah this is this is my hand this is how I oh yeah so
this is how you had and I don't realize it yeah yeah hi hi hi oh nice to meet you
yeah that's how you do it yeah but you squeeze it and there's there's no wink
but it you give that yeah that you don't have to wait you don't have to wait the
way you know the feeling yeah wow that's an interesting way of doing is break the
awkwardness yeah you know I you know we should really take a moment Chris I'm
in already and I don't know what you're gonna say I love taking moments we should
take a moment and just appreciate that we all have our body parts mm-hmm you know
mm-hmm when you're peeing mm-hmm we should appreciate it mm-hmm you know it
because we have penises you know you're just walking around we you know we have
our health oh you know yeah we didn't we get in the just listen mm-hmm we get into
this stuff like our careers okay you know me and me me where's ours right but a
lot of times you just have to look around mm-hmm and you know you have your
fingers mm-hmm you have your feet to walk on right you know you have your little
animals worrying around mm-hmm right mm-hmm we have pussy okay this is you
just would keep going if I was like okay how about that you don't have a trash
can in your bathroom though you don't have a trash can in that bathroom that's
very weird yeah no this one I went to the hallway where did George go he's
putting the AC on he's sweating are you sweating yeah you have three layers on
bro we're all wearing sweaters I'm like I gotta take it I'm sweating like I'm
good I'm good you are I love being hot I love being hot okay well because it's
90 fucking degrees in here you got three layers on so what you got coming up
Bobby don't do that man so what you got on your plate no don't do that man come
on I just I think one of my dreams is and I and maybe one day we can make this
happen but with you me Theo Tom Segura yeah Brian Callan a lot of us pot you we
all can act yeah right yeah I think we should all band together and create some
sort of movie oh yeah I think that we can get the funding we write a really funny
script sorry I forgot to turn the app off what is that no that goes off when
somebody gets too boring sorry I turned it off so go ahead
because it's on notifications yeah all right well is that where we're at what
no I turned it off so we're not I know but is that where we're out right now
what I talk I you know I express you know you're getting mad you're getting
upset with me but you have to remember the app was on I don't be honest with
you that's not an app that's just a sound thing that you have and you pressed
it we think I looked it up on YouTube alarm sound no but can I look at your
phone now no why cuz I have a code on it and you you're down for a silly goose
time and I'm not gonna let you do that what and I'm not gonna let you do what
do I have a silly goose time what's the local time silly goose silly goose time
yeah yeah yeah so what I was saying is that why can't we do that we can do that
and I do would you do it yeah well specifically what would you didn't
listen to what I fucking said I didn't I was I think that we have I think that I
think that you me Callan yes Brandon yeah Theo a bunch of us right Tom Segura
but we all have you know our little armies and I love that it's great it's
great we should write a script oh I see what you're and do like a comedy I see
what you're saying right a movie will be fun yeah so I think that it would do
well I do too I've had that but your ideas in there I know and I've had the
same thought but the thing is this is on the table because if I sit on it I'll
be uneven and it's and I'll get scoliosis if because you're this if this
wasn't thick enough I'd put it under there no problem and I wouldn't get
scoliosis right right so if I write a script with you guys then we all split
the money right and then this ends up going in my back pocket right and I
don't get scoliosis or I can leave it on here but can I say this okay right
you've already been to the top right yeah come down and bring some of your
friends up there you're on top I want to see the top all right all right so
listen we should I know your dick I've seen your dick it's long okay it's juicy
it's perfection I was a woman maybe I would kiss the tip all right but I'm not
and I don't want doesn't really have anything to do with writing I understand
that the thing is that I see I know that you have homes okay and I said that
plural plural okay did I not you did you have little doggies all right do I
but you've sent me could I just say something right now I'm gonna say this
right now all right and it may be not true it is all right you would send me
photos like look at how much look at my dogs aren't they cute yeah and they're
like running around yeah where are they running on top of money you've sent me
those my dogs were cute it was mainly about the dog I know but you sent me
your dogs on a pile of money all right you've done that all right I went to
Jocoy's house right oh and from behind me he had his friend poor money on my
head and he got you know what he said what that's just merch and that was
thousands of dollars right I I want to see the mountaintop as well friend okay
all right and so what I'm saying to you is is that can you help can we all help
each other yeah cuz I you know what I'll be honest with you I'm gonna sit down
yeah I'll be honest with you I love doing stand-up yeah I love doing this
podcast but I also love don't you love acting yeah I like it it's fun it's fun
when you're like you know free especially with with friends oh my god yeah
you know and during your coverage yeah I could be laughing you laugh I love
that and we could put out something that's fun all right I'm in and crowd
funded crowd funded yeah we're gonna crowd fund it and also the thing is is
that I'm not talking about I know because you were in triple X what's that
Netflix XOXO XOXO yeah yeah yeah yeah triple X right took over fries you're
on winning on date about you're a great actor and can I say something right now
even before you did any acting I did a table read with you in your brother
Matt deal you think that's good acting what about this yeah where the fuck do
you get off right yeah yeah I think it's really quite nice
I'll tell Chris to Leo when I go home see what I'm not in there we can do that
I'm a British love you can be in a two you have no lines no way okay but I
think that if you're listening to right now my little papayas I think that we
can create something outside of this Hollywood system because we're in it you
know but it's like you know I show up to spilling up together and they give me
lines I love the show this and that you're right but it's like there are
times where I want to be with my friends and have you know I mean a goose time
silly goose time a goose time you know so I think we can do that and I'm gonna
call I'm gonna call the Rat King I'm gonna call Segura I'm gonna make that
happen okay now you're hot let's do it I've been hot did you put the air on he
did I feel it now but it's too late it's one of those things were it's just too
late yeah I want to say this is that um I just I just like your situation right
now thanks man do you feel good I feel great yeah I love my life and I and I
think you're in a great situation too all you guys I don't know mainly about the
guy in the closet but I think it's really great man no because I remember
when you were starting and to see you now and you know I feel the same way
about Sebastian as well you know and I do it am I sounding like I'm kissing ass
no no be honest no you're reminiscing no you're fucking reminiscing am I being
up am I being a player right now no you're not a player dude am I being goose
silly goose no it's silly goose but am I being serious you're being a serious
yeah I just I just think that we should you know every once in a while to stop
and just you know acknowledge what yeah I do too you know I I fucking I love you
man I think you do great and you know what you know what you're always gonna
be what you're always gonna be okay and you're gonna you'll always be what you'll
always have Facebook guys look at Twilight vampire yeah yeah yeah and you
have a very good penis you have some character defects that work on my lips
are very juicy yeah character defects you have to work on okay I mean this is
in dr. Phil yeah and um what are we doing we are at 55 wow let's do now at
the end uh-huh this is what we do okay you got to stay for it because I know
you have a show to do what is it it's called unhelpful advice okay you know
you do it do somebody call it no we have an email and then we respond to it got
it our helpful advice with Bobby Kalala and Chris silly goose time Delia I'm in
the military I'm married and have a stepchild I lied to everybody in my unit
that he's mine and now and now I'm getting out I want to stay friends with
some people I grew up on the deployment with and they're my best friends how do
I tell them I'm a scumbag do I tell them or do I take it to the fucking grave
wait what why is it because he lied to everyone and said that was his
biological child yeah he was embarrassed to say that it's a stepchild oh what's
it why would you be ashamed of that that he's your stepchild maybe that's the
chorus no because I think is that the email where he says that people are like
oh he looks like you and he kind of just goes with it oh well the very ends by
the way my wife isn't on it and it's hilarious because everyone says my steps
of my stepson and I look alike because we're Mexican so it's a racist thing so
it's wait wait wait so it's really his stepson but he tells but he tells people
that he it's his real biological son and so it's it's a it's a white lie that
doesn't really hurt anybody yeah no he wants to be remain friends with his
he feels like he's lying to people but he doesn't want to be lying to them after
he gets out I lie every day right serious lies right well that's a
serious lie all right so it's like and I free I have wings true right and you are
wearing a white line you are wearing an army shirt exactly and I was in the
Navy seal really that was in the Navy seal you're in the Navy yeah yeah well
maybe those lies yeah I don't feel bad about there you go yeah you know great
great unhelp I'm a quarter mongoose real an animal yeah yeah yeah wow and you
just throw it out there yeah right and see if it sticks some people will believe
it yeah that's a real word that is touch a touch a touch a touch a touch a touch
even another email so he said he shouldn't say yeah yeah I think he should
but I don't think his friends would think it was anything serious yeah dude eat
it no just be like yo I was Joe I was fucking I don't know why I said that it
was it started as a joke and I just was fucking around and yeah not mine but
dude and then if somebody goes like this oh that's not cool be like yo I'm not in
your girl and have a kid that way if you don't yeah yeah let's take it to the
real daddy I'll be the real daddy then how about that the kid is his this is
not not work bro what his part of the email no part of the email I know but
has nothing to do with it well what kind of shirt is he wearing right now it
doesn't matter yeah no but I want to know if his
networks you're gonna have to taste it there's one way and if I taste it and
it squirms in my mouth like if I see the little particles in my mouth yeah is
there another email I need something to respond to yes my name is Jim and I'm
21 years old a couple years ago my brother and I were diagnosed with a
neurodegenerative illness that has already severely skip okay I'm getting
okay has affected our physical abilities in one day we will leave us
entirely paralyzed oh man I lost my job not long after my diagnosis and as a
disability support worker I haven't worked since I'll need a wheelchair soon
and I'm told we probably won't live much past 30 I used to sing play guitar
drums and piano however I now no longer can do any of that this has
contributed to my current depression I like to write fanfiction and want to
pursue that further although between my depression all the weed I smoke I find
it hard to even get out of bed how do you think I can turn my life around and
do something with myself before it's too late thanks tiger belly so it's just
papaya Jim all right okay 21 will be paralyzed in 30 all right so and what
does he mean how do I change this before it's too late like he wants to you
think he wants to make something of his life is that what he's trying to get at
maybe something before he's unable to physically yeah the only thing that I
could say is if I was in that situation yeah what I would do is since he does
listen to our podcast he probably listens to other ones I would do one hmm
that's a good that's right I would do a podcast talking about because you now
know that you you what you have a debt ten years right right so you can talk
about you know yeah feeling about that you know me you can have guests on with
other I think it would be very like positive because yeah yeah I'll tell
you what you'd feel fulfilled especially if you're a creative guy which is he
played the guitar yeah so yeah you'd feel fulfilled when I started my podcast I
didn't think I was gonna like it and I really like it and it feels really good
yeah so he should try that especially if he listens to podcasts which he does so
yeah and I also think that like it's something that's never been done and I
think that other people with you know ailments or that's true yeah that could
you know listen to it and feel you know positive and you can have a lasting
impact yeah have a lasting impact I think that I would do that if that was me
hmm right but I think that sitting around doing nothing is not good you know
there's a I'll get I'm gonna tell you a movie it's a movie called Ikiru it's a
it's a Kurosawa film and it's about a it was I think the movie would I know I
know but can I just I do this is you know what you too laughing like that right
and you too that's that you're gonna get I'm gonna get you back for that come
me on guard I don't care revenge from my part because that was that was you
not being on my side and that was very funny by the way that was good but can
I just finish my point yes this is silly goose time okay okay go ahead
Kirill that was that that shit was for that kid man I know thank you kid but
listen to what I have to say now and this is the last thing I'm gonna say okay
I promise and then you can go and leave your life all right dude okay
Akira and it's about a guy who's a government worker in Japan in the 1940s
it was an old movie it was I think filmed in 1950 okay black-and-white film so you
watched it like when you were three or something no I watched it came out when it
came out when it came out I slimmed really funny yeah I'm not okay that's
very fun but I send you and it's all good but it to get it then he's fine but
the movie is about a guy he has no family or anything really no friends he
just about working at this government position office job and he has no no
friends really just shows up to work every day yeah but he gets stomach cancer
okay and he doesn't know who to tell because he has no loved ones and he
would still go to work but have this pain in the stomach and what he did was as a
government worker he opened up a park for children in the movie he gave him
something to do or towards he wanted to you know do something for humanity so we
fought hard and at the end of the movie he's swinging on the swing set yeah I
think he's whistling or singing and then he dies right right but um yeah do the
podcast or I say you know our strangely that was very poignant even though you
fucked it up a little by the end but yeah how did I fuck I said anyway do the
podcast yeah yeah but I mean that I appreciate the way you'd said it the
whole time and you know what dude thank you for even doing that being
appreciative I appreciate a view for being here thank you I appreciate you
having me here and appreciate you big no I have a big nose yeah anyway part of
my thing you want to plug so you have a Netflix special another one yeah it's
out now and it's a it's one of those things that is out with the comedians
of the world it's really fucking cool they dropped like 40 or so yeah specials
and minds on the American one but it's very fun and I'm glad I did it and my
podcast called congratulations and I like doing it and it's fun and we're down
for a silly goose time and that's it and um he's in for a silly goose time and I
want to say that he were probably one of the most intrinsically funny guys I've
ever met him haha thank you you've said that before and I really appreciate when
you say that because I feel that way about you and thank you yeah no thank
you very much and that's all I wanted no well it's what you get and that's what
I received and I didn't do it because you wanted it I did it because I think I
know but it's in my womb and I'm gonna let it marinate in my womb right okay
all right and thank you thank you okay give him a round of applause thank you
we'll be back with some housekeeping and we are back with some house you wanted
to clean one and we are back with some housekeeping and we are back with some
housekeeping and cleaning or cloud's favorite house clipping um George you
had a little story you wanted to tell us you said it was gonna be one of the best
things ever this mic is wet now I'm not fucking don't hype it up because now he
has to live up to the hype yeah I was just fine oh Bobby's watching the voice
right now yes Kennedy yes what three we could go spoiler guys Kirk J is in
Kennedy wait you mean um Mackenzie is not in there no drama voice
enthusiasts yeah we listen to the voice Bobby and I it's our Monday Tuesday
activity date night it's our lovers activity it used to be my 600 pound
life but now it's yeah the voice now it's the voice we you know we graduated to
being civilized humans then you guys passionately make out afterwards well
no with 600 pound life not just making out we would do like that's a really
okay okay 600 pond interesting really quick to the sleepers out there and
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oh shout out you said a shout out to Angie at Mota dispensary in Silver Lake
I was at the Laka Loam today and there was a girl stare it's the coffee shop
bougie oh yes that one yeah Laka Loam and there was a girl staring at me and I
was like huh did I put product in my hair what's happening then I walked out
with my coffee in hand and she was like she was in line in front of me but we
stopped at a stoplight and she was like looked at me again I was like okay she was
like is it true you really have a pink dick boom this is two blocks from my my
office space yeah and you responded oh god damn it really this is thank you so
much for supporting us that's probably an exact quote of yeah so shout out to
Angie thank you for your support we appreciate you thank you for acknowledging
George that's cuz you're always in the house silly yeah you're sort of bad
you're a silly goose a fan story be like hey I'm never outside so if I had a
break into my home and talk don't don't support it don't don't don't don't don't
put these ideas out there I'll tell you shout out to our cable guy he came in
here and he was a tiger belly fan really what no straight for the door and I
hid it how did he well story happened what's his name Bobby said that he was
nervous the whole time because he basically came inside a home that he was
familiar with you see yeah if you're here you see yeah and so um it's called
Clila's sweat alert sweat alert I didn't know until Bobby came in afterward he
was like oh he was a tiger belly fan I was like oh thank God I didn't go out
there cuz I was looking crusty and I was in like my jumbo fruit of the looms
like man panties that wouldn't have been a good representation of my life oh
well thank you for as a pig that day giving them new cable new cable and
internet he would have been pissed like yeah shout out to Jane Elks Jane Elks
is here guys if you don't remember what has been his nickname on your legs legs
legs for days legs for days let's go with legs for days legs for days we've
missed you Jason yeah right you fucking miss us I saw your Instagram fucking
gallivanting around Mexico and IG stores to say fuck tiger belly Brazil excuse me
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fancy videos you can follow my life at calamity K that's KHA LA MIT why are
you giggling finish fucking spelling it KHA LA MIT YK what's the right what's
the root Latin word calamity K well what what what what give it up for DJ
Kalaida what you mean what what does it come from yeah have you guys heard of
calamity Jane wild west hero I think you George it's a play on that
I like it yeah so it's calamity K thanks George George hey Gobi George let me
follow Gobi oh I was gonna give mine to Jane Elks so now you just made me look
like I follow you an anti-dogite but let's go with that Jane Elks thanks for
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