TigerBelly - Episode 182: What's up with Jimmy?

Episode Date: February 20, 2019

Bobo is happy for everybody. Khalyla Deville wears an eyepatch. Gil gets fired as our research assistant. We talk beet teeth, binget dicks, Bill Cumsky, Kevin Spacey’s house, Earthquake vs Seinfeld, Keanu Reeve’s two dimensions, and the amygdala.Bonus content every Monday:https://www.patreon.com/TigerBellySupport us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Music Maybe I just might have to close my eyes for this entire episode. How do I look George? Just put a bandana over your both eyes. A bandana would have worked just fine too, Gil. Okay, I guess at the start, if it doesn't work, let's go. Confident, confident.

Five, four, three. You're gonna have to do it faster than that. You know what, you dictate, believe it or not, your energy and how you do the countdown dictates the way it's gonna go. I'm inspired. It's not even just inspiration, it doesn't inspire me right now. Okay. You know?

And also, you, George. I was trying to break something. I came at Gilbert a little too aggressively. That was fun, that's quite a lot. I understand that, but I need to get at you now. I take towards Gilbert too. Just because, you know, Gilbert's a minority. He used to be fat, and he doesn't know what it's like to be skinny.

So that's why his attitude's still fat. Yeah, man, Ryan. You have a fat personality still. Yeah, for sure. For sure. You're fat. That's what I love about him. Yeah.

You're just like, you're a ball of flesh juice. I like flesh juice. So if Gabriel and Glaceous lost all his weight, would you think he'd be the same? He's skinny on the inside. He is like, yeah. Because he, he likes, he humps normal sized women. Yeah. Right?

He humps normal sized women. He has normal sized friends. Yeah. Normal sized. Yeah, yeah. He does normal sized comedy. Yeah, normal sized comedy. Style, you know?

So Gabe is, don't ever bring up Gabe. Sorry. He's my boy for life, dude. Don't ever fucking try to shame Gabriel and Glaceous again, dude. Five, four. No, I'm not even ready yet. I thought you were leading me in. No, no.

I'm talking about this guy, George. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know you, you fucking ratchet, ratchet fuck. Aw. I'm sorry. You didn't even do it. You're so nice today. Are you saying ratchet fuck or ratchet fuck?

What's the? I said they're both the same. It's not the same thing. Ratchet and ratchet are two very different terms. It's a tomato-tomato. All right. Can you hear the difference? Yeah, I can hear the difference.

Tomato-tomato. All right. Let's do the countdown. Five, four, three, three, two, one. All right. All right. Stop, stop, stop. What was that from?

Star Wars. Yeah, dude. Did you know that, George? Absolutely, sir. Absolutely, sir. Absolutely, captain. Talk about captain. We have captain sistae here.

Yarr. Nick Fury. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck is going on with your eye? She's wearing an eye patched audio listener. You have a sistae? Well, I texted George in Gilbert yesterday. Oh, Julio, stop it.

I texted him yesterday because I was like, my eye is swollen. I have a giant stye in my eye and I can't put any, you know, fancy makeup on it for the podcast. So I need an eye patch. Yep. And so, yeah, I have a bingit. In the Philippines, they call it bingit? Bingit, yeah.

It's when you see a dick you're not supposed to see. That's what they say. There's actually a word for that. What is it? There's a word for seeing a dick that you're not supposed to see. What's it called? You said bingit. Oh, yeah, bingit.

Yeah. But it manifests. You're the one that just told me. Are you doing an English version? Were you with me, Gil? Yeah, I was with you, but I thought he was a good joke. It's called George Kim. Yeah, I thought you were going to come up with your own term.

I didn't know you were going to use my term bingit. You gave me information. No, no, no. I wanted to be clear with your information. No, no, no, but your information is wrong. A bingit is the actual stye. But a stye is caused by seeing a dick you're not supposed to see. But the act of seeing a dick you're not supposed to see is not called bingit.

The stye is called bingit. Oh, so what you're saying is that they think Filipinos think. Well, at least my family, yeah. So that's not a Philippine cultural thing. They say like if you're, there's two versions of it. Who's they? Let's get there. Who's they?

Sabanos. Let's just say Sabanos. Institutional racism. Yeah. Sabanos think that you either were peeping. You were being a peeping Tom. Or that you saw a dick that you weren't supposed to see. It's like that whole wives tale or urban legend.

If you masturbate, you get hair on your palm or something. Yeah, like that. That's something ridiculous. Oh. You never heard about that? No. Yeah. Have you heard about that?

Yes. Everybody's heard about that. Were you? You've never heard about that? Oh, wow. Hair on your palms? Which? That explains it all.

I have so much hair. You know what I mean? Which is like, have you ever heard, seen anybody with hair on their palm? Only the guy from Mexico, the circus guy. Yeah. I mean, if you're like that guy. A werewolf man? Yeah, werewolf man.

Yeah, of course. But no, like a normal human being. Like, have you ever shaken somebody's hand? No. God, his hand is fuzzy. No, babe. He's seen a lot of dick. He wasn't supposed to see it.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know where that urban legend comes from, but fat juice. Love it. You're great. You're great. Thank you. And damn it.

George, just don't say thank you. Just receive it internally or else it's going to anger the captain. Yeah. You're great. On my neck and everything. I knew it as soon as I said it. So I thought, you know, we did Theo Vaughn's Valentine's special. I thought I was so low energy on that one.

I did. I thought I was too. I was like, fuck. Yeah. We bombed it, babe. Yeah. I was doing Ethan's, you know how Ethan said from H3 podcast that try to be more boring or something.

And then so that's what I tried on Theo's because in my head, I'm like, I have to be funny because Theo's blowing the fuck up. He is. Let me say something about Theo Vaughn. He is blowing the fuck up. Yep. It works hard. There is something happening with that guy that's, um,

People are catching on. Chilling, you know, because people now come up to me and go, Oh, we saw, so I was at Gelsons and three white dudes were like, Oh yeah, you're from Theo Vaughn's podcast from like they think that, that, that I auditioned, you're like, you're a fat, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I desperately, you know, but that's good for him.

Damn dude. Dude, you called it too. He had no reps. No one wanted him. And you're like, no, this guy. Well, you can see it a mile away. Right. I mean, you watch somebody, you see it a mile away, you know, um, it's, it's not rocket

science. You know, I could, I think I literally could be a talent scout or a manager. You and I both babe. Yeah. You should have your own agency. Yes. I think that I could be a great scout. I can also sell people and I can also force people, kids.

Like if we had some kids, I could force them to do stuff. Wait, force kids to do stuff. Where did this go? What do you mean? You're saying you, I could force some kids to do stuff. If I had like kids, I mean, like I had clients that were stand-ups. Oh, okay. Like I would call them my kids because they're a part of my, you know, right?

And I can force them to do stuff. Like, we elaborate what the stuff is, stuff, like, what, like, what, example, what do you think I mean? I don't know. I've had a very sexual undertone, babe. No. Oh, what? That's all.

No. In terms of like making shoes. I can see there. I have a sweatshop and then, you know what I mean? They're making shoes. No. What I mean is, is that, not sex. I can go, you got to take an acting class, dude, or you, you know, you, you guys really

need to, to really carve out your point of view, right? You guys need to work on your like, you know, discipline yourself in terms of how much stage time you get, you know, stuff like that. I feel like I can do that. You're a good mentor. Yeah. I mean, when, when, when Natasha and Mosha and I, they, we want to start a comedy class. Did I tell you that?

Yeah. I've said that. Is that going to go down? You think? Well, I haven't run into them and I haven't really called them, but, but it's still, whenever we see each other, if we do see each other, it always comes up. But I would probably want to do it in a city, not in an LA. I'd probably want to do it in like, just do one weekend in like, um, somewhere in Texas

or Arizona or something, you know, to see who comes out. And I also wouldn't want to do it if, um, we taped it. I'm getting dizzy. Are you being real? Maybe it's the, it's the patches or I know, I know it's making me nauseous. Take the patch off. It also, you look ridiculous baby. I can't believe you've been looking at him this whole time.

Yeah. In fact, when you take it off, no one's going to be able to see that cyst. I've never seen that. Can I just keep with my right eye closed? I don't, baby, just give me the fucking patch. The patch plus the camo jacket. It's just a lot. I think Bobby should wear it.

The patch. I'm the captain. Finally. I get it. You know what I mean? It's going to make you dizzy too. No. It's not going to make me dizzy.

I love. Love. Hey, when I was in 11th grade, did you know that for six months I had to wear a patch? Like this? Because you had astigmatism? No. I was in an accident and I hit my eye and I had to wear a patch like this. Really?

Yeah. What kind of accident? Oh. Well, I believe that. I lied the whole thing. I lied. Every time. Yeah, you're right.

I'm kind of getting dizzy. You are? And I just put it on. Yeah. I hate it. I told you. I hate it. Damn.

I'm not allowed to act like that. Yeah. This is distracting, George. Not at all. No. Ooh. Which one? Which one?

Which one? The one is this. It's called Free Solo. Do you see it? Yeah. It's the rock climbing? Yeah. It's not just rock climbing, man.

And I'm going to be completely honest with you and I don't want to make it seem like I'm being stereotypical or trying to put down any race of people and this is the honest thing I really don't know any minority free rock climber. If you look at all the histories past rock climbers that died, no, not ever, ever. I've never seen it. That's not true because my friend Alcini Huerta, he's a Mexican guy. Is that a real person? I swear to God.

I swear to God. There is no Alcini Huerta anywhere on planet Earth. I swear to God. Don't make that shit up, man, for fucking... He lives in Ensenada, Mexico. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he lives there. I swear to you guys. You know what?

I know a guy named Tatoya Tatoya. Oh, what kind of guy is he from? He lives in fucking Alaska. Oh, wow. Yeah. What does he do? What? He rock climbs.

His name is Tatoya Tatoya. Can I borrow your beanie, babe? No, babe. Okay. Give me your fucking beanie. No, no. Fuck you. I'm not giving you up my beanie.

So, um... Because I named a minority? Free Solo. A climber? Yeah. Don't give me my fucking eye patch back there. Here's your eye patch, babe. Put it on your face.

Yeah. Honestly, like, if you... Okay. I want you to Google, right? We have no internet, but I'll try my... We haven't had internet in days. But you have a... Oh, yeah.

You have cellular, right? Yeah. Turn it on. Look up rock climbers that have died. Oh, from Free Soloing? From Free Soloing. Okay. So, basically, if you...

You probably don't know what I'm talking about. Free Solo is a... What it is is you're rock climbing without a rope. So, essentially, you make one mistake. You die. And you're climbing off of, like, a straight-up 90-degree rock face. Yeah. Called El Capitan.

Yeah. It's called El Capitan. And what's interesting to me is that these mountain faces that people climb... So many climbers have climbed it with rope. The sections of the rock, there's names for it, right? Like, oh, my God, he's about to approach the devil's rape. Oh, good. You know what it is?

Yeah. Anal death. Or whatever. They have different, like... You know what I mean? It's a good porn. Yeah. Anal death.

Head switch, back turn. Like, different things, you know? And they go, oh, my God, he did it. You know, people that know about rock climbing. Yeah. But this dude attempts to do El Capitan without a rope. And literally, when you watch this documentary, you're shaking on the inside. You're sweating.

It really is exhilarating to watch. But also, the whole time, you think, what the fuck? Why? Why do they do that? That's the question, right? That we all must ask ourselves. And I figured out why. Well, they actually explain why.

Documentary. Why? Because... But he also figured out a way to tell no one. Yeah, they did a PET scan on his brain and specifically his amygdala. And that's where your emotional, like, your control center is. Same guy that lives in Mexico with her little guy. And the doctor told him that it takes a lot for him, for his amygdala to light up.

For us, it would take something as little as, like, a sappy commercial. And then we would feel some way, right? Yeah. For him, it takes fucking climbing El Capitan for his amygdala to light up. So he's searching for the same thrill that we get. Neural. Don't want to use that word again. I just can't do that word.

Amygdala? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said not to use it again. Can you substitute it with Layla's word? Yeah. So use it with something else. It's just a part of your brain. There's no other way to call it, you guys.

East brain. East brain. Please say East brain. So yeah, that's how they explained it in the documentary. Did you watch it? Yeah, I saw it, but I have a different explanation. What is your theory? Okay.

Because they didn't bring this part up, right? But I feel like this guy has the same thing as Richard Klinklinsky. Oh, he's a sociopath. Not just a sociopath. No, Richard Klinklinsky, the ice killer, is many things. He's a sociopath, you know, a psychopath. He's, he's one example of he has like nine different things that happen to be bad upbringing. Yeah.

Yeah. He has so many elements that pushed him to inevitably be a murderer without any guilt, right? But I do believe that Richard Klinklinsky has that part of his brain that he, it's not even a brain, is that it takes him so much to feel adrenaline and excitement, right? And if this kid that did, that's solo, right, had a bad upbringing, he didn't have access or groups of people that could tell him about rock climbing or anything exhilarating and he had a really bad life that he could have turned out to be just a really bad dude.

Yeah. No? I mean, you know my opinion about him. I thought he, he's spectacular in his feet. Yeah. I like the documentary showing sort of what he is incapable of being a good partner to anybody. Yeah.

But himself. And I don't think it's necessarily his fault. It seems like he also falls under the spectrum. But it's also, it's, it's, it's also, you could you think about why they do it and it's, it's about really just glory. Just the glory of, he's the only one that did El Capitan solo, right? Now he's on the cover of every magazine and he can go up to the rock, he can go to rock climbing convention or party, right?

And be the guy that says, oh yeah, I did El Capitan and people know, you know, he's like the number one guy now. So I think a little bit of, is that ego or, did you run, did you run at anybody? Yeah. So here's some of the names. Yeah. But you see photos. There's no photos.

But the guy died three years ago. If you go to images, you can't go to images. You want to see the depths of the names, like the actual pictures. Well, let me just see that for your follow. Give me a second. Give me a second. It might go with your minority theory. There's a lot of white names.

Okay. So, um, the site continues. Look at all those names. Where? It's like Tim Klein. There's no names. Jason Wells. There's no names.

Here, I'll show you. I'll read it. Okay. The names are like, uh, Tim Klein, Jason Wells, recently died. And there's also Felix Kiernan, East Bustris, Mason Robinson, Muir Wall, Mason Robinson could be black. It could be black. Yeah.

Jim Madsen. White. White. So start with the names again and I'll tell you what they are. This is a good profile. Jason Wells. White. Tim Klein.

White. East Bustris. Huh? Bustris. East Bustris. He's, um, half Mexican. East? With the name East?

East. Bustris. The other half was white and they were going to hippie, right, and they go east or west or north or whatever. Right. The buttress is a pretty Anglo-Saxon. Tyler Gordon. White.

Felix Kiernan. White. Mason Robinson. Black. Muir. Muir Wall. Muir. Muir.

That's the wall they're talking about that they climbed. Are you guys people names or are these? Nope. These are just words. Died when a block. No. Muir Wall. And then it's just right here.

Jim Madsen. And then that's it. Okay. Can we check to see if Mason Robinson. This whole point. This whole point is I want to see photos. I'll talk about photos. I don't know what you're doing.

I thought you wanted names. Here they go. But, um, if you guys want to watch something really, like a horror movie, free solo is the thing to watch. Horror film. Yeah. It's a horror movie to me. To me too.

I couldn't, I couldn't stand to watch the climbing scenes. I had to look away and just listen. And then that other movie that you told me to watch, Lobster's. The Lobster. By Yorgos Lante. Yeah, yeah. Colin Farrell. Yeah.

He, by the way, I, by the way, that bro, Colin Farrell, could be my new best favorite actor. He's always been amazing. That guy right there, um, you know, earlier when he was hot and we was doing Minority Report, all the, you know, Hollywood shit, right? You went, who is this, you know, good looking foreigner? Another good looking foreigner as an actor, right? But through time, he's now chosen to do like smaller films and really cool things.

And, um, especially in that lobster, what's it called? The Lobster. Lobster. He loved a minute. He was so toned down and I've never seen him do a role like this. Did you like him in In Bruges? Yes. It was a comedy, right?

Yeah. Dark. Yeah, I did like him in that as well. But this dude is, um, but I got to the point where, um, did you guys see the movie? I have. You have? You ever saw The Lobster? No.

I got 60% into it and I'm like, I'll come down. Yeah. It's, it's a little too dark. Oh, it's a little too dark for me. You know, I was, I was riding with it. Woo. Yay. Lobster, right?

And then it got to a certain point where, you know, in a movie, if an animal gets hurt, I'm done. I think. Have you seen, um, Killing of a Sacred Deer? No, that's his other movie, right? Yeah. It's just equally as disturbing because like kids are involved. Right.

And then, right. But then there's a new one. The reason why I want to watch the lobster is because his new one called the favorite, the favorite is getting a lot of not, you know, not like Oscar attention, right? Yeah. When is the Oscars? This Sunday. Oh, it is?

Is it this coming Sunday? Yeah. Okay. Ooh, I can't wait to watch. I've never seen an Oscars. Not once? No, I can't do it. There hasn't been a year I haven't watched since I was a baby.

Because I'll tell you the fact that it's, it's, it's still one's opinion, right? It's like hereditary is nominated for what, nothing really, is it anything that Tony Collette get nominated? I honestly believe that she should have got nominated and she's not. She was so fucking, maybe an actress. I don't, I saw bits of that Merrill, not Merrill Streep, Glenn Close in that movie. It was a Glenn Close. The wife?

For the wife. I loved it. That's, you showed me a couple of scenes. Yeah. She's great. She should get nominated. I think she did, right? Yeah, she did.

But so does Tony Collette too. The biggest snub. Now, why don't, why don't they ever give it up for horror movies? Like it's just that a genre and genre they never tap into unless it's like a psychological thriller like Get Out. If it was a psychological, Get Out is a different, little different because Get Out has that point of view thing that is what liberals really like right now. Jordan's a young African American, the show is about, the movie is about, from an African

American's point of view, it is, it seems very fresh and relevant. So obviously Get Out, also Get Out's a great movie. I love Jordan. He's done a podcast, but my point is that, thank you Jordan. But yeah, I think that without some sort of cultural thing like that, I think horror movies don't have a shot. Like did the Babadook get nominated? No.

I don't remember ever being mentioned, right? I also don't think the Babadook was as good as hereditary. Yeah, no. So I'm saying that they get it wrong. And it's someone's opinion and it's also, you know, remember when Seinfeld went on that whole rant about actors, basically as you guys show, you know, actors show up. They memorize lines of other people's words. They say it perfectly, you know what I mean, right?

And then people say, good job, you go to a trailer and you wait for eight hours. Then you say another line perfectly the way they want you to write it. And now, you know what I mean, they fucking go to these big gallows and you know what I mean. But that's if you're a good actor. There's so many people out there, most people out there don't say it perfectly. So it is a craft. So it is something that you have to refine and practice and get good at because no one

can just stand there with all the lights and with all the fucking people around watching you and perform in that way. I know I couldn't do it not in a million years. But there is also and I agree with you. It's hard. And there are so many shitty actors. I agree with you. It is hard.

Shitty actors. A lot of that. Here's the thing. A lot of that. I know. People go, Keanu Reeves is a bad actor. Would people say, would you think that Keanu Reeves is a bad actor? I used to sort of think that because every all I ever heard was Trinity, you know, like

there's always like one one word or three words that he has to say. But then I realized like from a technical standpoint that man is a God. Even as a young person, though, you know, there was a thought that in my head, I guess back in the day when he was doing like Rivers Edge or some, you know, is he getting speed? Yeah, even before that, like he did dangerous liaisons where he didn't even have an English accent. Right? Wait, he had to have one.

He had to have one. But he didn't have one. There was this other movie where he needed he had to have an English accent. It wasn't much to do about nothing, right? The remake. Constantine? And it was something else where I was like, dear God, this isn't going well. And then he was going through that polyshore route where he did Bill and Ted.

I love Bill and Ted. But still, it's it's one of those movies where you're like, you know, the shelf life of Keanu Reeves is not going to be forever, right? But over the years, you realize that he's far more dynamic than he appears to be. And people say he's not a great actor. No, I'm going to say this right now. You're right, you're right. That dude right shows up.

He knows his lines. He's confident. He knows the action sequences in and out like the dude goes to the classes. Oh, yeah. Right? John Wick. Yeah. He this dude is a machine, like you said, right?

So, you know, is he crying for real? Like, you know, like, is he ever in a scene where he's crying now? Is that what you should measure a good actor? No, I think that he's not necessarily multi-dimensional, but the two dimensions that he knows. He's a master of. That's not good, baby. He's our guest. He's our guest.

He's got more than two dimensions, baby. No, that's not what I'm saying. The one dimension he knows. It's so good. It's so good. It's the same reason why I hate restaurants with like super big menus. Yeah, right. Right?

It's like, be good at what you're good at and be not be good at that, be great at that. You don't have to be good at 50 things. You just have to be really like, I always tell people, it's like in the kitchen, just wow them with three things. Know how to cook three to five things really, really, really well. And you know, they, they, that's just a good way. You're right. You're right.

Okay. But I also want to add this. Okay. This is that, you know, people go, well, and this is why that Seinfeld thing that he said was, you know, I didn't agree with it. And you're right. I don't agree. I couldn't fucking do it.

Because number one, um, sorry, Jerry, but as a standup, you're okay. Oh my God. All right. He invited you to his charity gala. No, Judd Apatow did Judd Apatow did what did he call you? His wife called me Jimmy. So Jerry Seinfeld's wife called me Jimmy and she goes, what's his name? I go, I'm gonna use Bobby.

She goes, and then like, she came back by the table. She goes, how's everything, Jimmy? And I, and then I was with like, I'm sitting next to Judd Apatow and I go, pretty good. You know what I mean? Oh, Leslie Mann? No, that's Leslie Mann is Judd's wife. I'm talking about Seinfeld's wife. Yeah.

No, I mean, he, Seinfeld was one of the best sitcoms ever made. Yeah. Yes. I'm giving him that. He also created observational comedy. Right. He, a kind, a type of comedy that he created, which is like, you know, talking about just ordinary things.

You mean, why is this happening and what is up with that and you know, yeah, it's basically him asking a little question and that, yeah, what is up with Jimmy? This is the only minority and this did lunch. I didn't invite him. Damn, Judd, but you have, I mean, let me say something. I mean, if you put just imagine a regular audience of just minority, it is all sect of life. Right.

You do a show, you put 2000 people in the theater, you put earthquake, earthquake. All right. Yeah. Earthquake is, if you don't know earthquake, you should. He is one of those guys that, okay, think of yourself, think to yourself, you didn't know who earthquake was and you're on a show and you also didn't know who Jerry Seinfeld was. He wasn't Jerry Seinfeld.

No, but I want to talk about earthquake for a second. And you didn't know who earthquake and you're like, you're a booker of the show and somebody said, you should use earthquake and you mock at the name. That's his name, earthquake, right? So then you get him on the show, right? You see this older kind of black guy, they got this guy's name is earthquake, right? And then earthquake opens his mouth on stage and you're like, oh, you know what I mean? Like an earthquake is happening, right?

You go, that's why they call him that. That guy's funny. It's fucked. Yeah. That guy's funny. It's fucked, right? When I first saw, when I first saw, um, Cedric to the entertainer, Steve and I, Paulie goes years ago, this must have been the late nineties and Paulie goes, did I'm going into the main

room? You want to come with me? I go, no, especially the way you said it, pass, pass, and he goes, no, there's this guy. You gotta see him, his name is Cedric and my brother and I go, fuck, so we go sit next to Paulie. And this is when they used to have this show called Fat Tuesdays. It was just black comics. And my brother and I, and this is way before, um, what's up, the kings of comedy.

You didn't know who he was. I mean, people did know who he was in like, um, you know, certain, certain comedy scenes, obviously, but it's just the mainstream at that point now. And my brother and I sat there and earthquake went up on stage, not earthquake, Cedric, the entertainer went up on stage. And I just remember my brother and I literally on the floor, laughing so hard. Like, you know, one of those where you're holding your gut side, it was one of those moments where I went, Oh, I'm going to quit.

There's no way I'll never do that. You know, I felt that about Leslie. Yeah. Leslie has the same thing. She has that same thing. She has a thing and she's also, um, uh, it, it depends too on what night. Sometimes if people are into it, it could go a little awry. But if Leslie Jones is on and the, and the audience is primed, there's no one better.

Yeah, I agree. And, um, yeah. So, um, what was I even going to talk about earthquake and Seinfeld? So, yeah, let's go back, okay. So if you had Seinfeld earthquake in front of an audience that's bias, okay, there's no way or Seinfeld will be able to follow. There's no possible in any word he would eat a dick, you know, and I'm okay to say that because I think you would probably agree.

No, I don't know. I mean, I, I just feel like I'll never know him or, you know, I mean, I went to that one luncheon. I, you know, I did, I shook his hand and that's the only interaction I've had. I don't think that this is ever going to get back to him. So I'm fine. You'd be surprised. I know you say that.

But you're so at the same time, it's like, you know, what, what, you know, I mean, I feel like, you know, in his, in that driving thing that he, that comedians cars, he's, I, I feel like he said something about minorities about like, it should be about funny, not about, you know what I mean? Minorities or whatever, or race or whatever. And I'm like, no, it should be about your race as well. Because what you think is funny, then comedy clubs would be all Jewish dudes. If you ran it, I see you're saying, you know what I mean?

Yeah. It's all observational. Yeah. Because it's all subjective. Yeah. It's all subjective. Yeah. Yeah.

So no. No. Yeah. Um, funny is not equal for everybody. And also I'm done pandering to the comedy gods. He is a comedy God though. He is a comedy God. That's, I just gave him, listen, Jerry Seinfeld, if you're listening, God, you are a comedy

God. And still God. Yeah. Right. But you're one of them. Yeah. And there's 12 of them. Yeah.

Who are they? They're off the top of my head. Yeah. The top like Chris Rock. Chris Rock. Oh, still living? Yeah. Not 12.

Still living. But I'll just throttle some off. I think that Chris Rock is a comedy God. I think Dave Chappelle is a comedy God. Bill Burr. I think Billy Burr now is now a comedy God. I think in many ways Doug Stanhope is a comedy God. I absolutely agree.

Yeah. He's a God. Um, I think, um, while there's, you only got four. Paul Mooney is a comedy God. He's still alive. Paul Mooney is a comedy God. I think, um, there's so much more in my head. Louis C.K. was, he was a comedy God.

Um, I think to me Ellen DeGeneres is a comedy God. I think, um, what about that guy in, uh, I was adding stuff to people's drinks. That guy. Oh. Cosby. The coin. Cosby is not a comedy God. He was even prior to that, but once, once you rape, oh, you're not a God.

I think rape. That's why we see K is a comedy peasant is a comedy is on the fence. He was one though. Membership and also Bill Cosby was one. Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry, but Bill Cosby himself is a masterpiece, like an album, the album. So let's say the album. No, I'm not.

I know. I'm talking about himself. Personality. His character traits. No, here's the thing, dude. It's like that out that comedy special. Yeah. If you watch it and you can somehow in your head take the rape out of the equation, which

is very hard. It's very difficult to do. Right. But if you watch it, it's number one. Watch it. Hold on. Don't plug Bill Cosby. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It's a stabilized. What if I get my tiger belly for 20% off?

You just said, you just said watch it. No, if you ever do watch it, right? If you stumble upon it, don't buy it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, is look at what he does with silence. You know, when a comedian like myself, right? When there's silence, I freak the fuck out.

I think that I'm losing the audience. Right. I feel like, you know, all that means is they're listening to you. But Bill Cosby understood that. So in that special, right, he's very, he just sits there in this pocket of silence, but not in like, I have no control of the room. It's him saying, I have you.

That's what it means, right? All right, let's get off the fuck. No, I wanna talk about the special. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna talk about the special, okay? I'm not, he's a demon of a human. He's one of the worst. He should die.

Does that feel good? Yeah. All right, but Bill Cosby himself. Great personality. The album. And also, just the album, the album. The album. The album.

The album. Yeah, it's a movie. Yeah, yeah. It's a video. And also, not, it's so squeaky, clean. He doesn't resort to one F-bomb, no swearing. Not to put them in the same boat, but that's exactly how I felt about early Ellen DeGeneres.

Yeah, very good. Very good. Good point. Beginning to end, just seamless perfection. Wow. But Ellen, and I love her, Ellen. She's the producer of the show. Not mine.

Thank you. Love you. Thank you for the job. And I too feel the same way. She was clean. But there is also a silliness to her act before that was obviously, you know, for joke purposes. And, you know, she was very good and clever, right?

But what Bill was also very personal about his, you know what I mean, Cosby, he's a shit. He's a shit. In fact, did you see the thing the other day he goes? His lawyers put out a statement. No, I didn't see it. Bill Cosby, I think it said, Bill Cosby finds prison very interesting.

That's the word that shows? I thought that he had a chicken patty thrown in his face. No, his new now point of view is that he loves it there. Oh. He loves it? Yeah, cause he's just like, he finds it like. He found his people?

No, he, look up, I know, can you try to look that up? Bill Cosby lawyer, I got to see exactly what he said. I wonder if he's found his little like troop, you know what I mean? Like, I think when you go to, isn't that how you're supposed to do it? Are you supposed to ride solo? Are you supposed to find your people?

Yeah. Are you supposed to find the people that are going to protect you and have your back? Or maybe like if he dies and they do surgery on his brain to see what happened and they open up his brain and they just see, come. Damn it. Jesus.

It's so fucking dumb, babe. That might be the dumbest thing you've ever said. Nine people's come, is it? You get it? Yeah. USA Today. Bill Cosby thinks prison is an amazing experience. Oh, God. Compares himself to MLK.

Oh, that's dementia. That's like. That's come. That's exactly my point. He's come brain. That's come brain. Come brain. Science alert.

Science alert. That's like late-stage dementia there. That's late-stage Alzheimer's. I really believe it's 12 dudes that've been nutting inside him in a train. It's getting to his brain. He doesn't know anymore. He doesn't know what's going on.

This isn't so bad, guys. Yeah, he's losing his fucking mind, dude. And also, no family has visited him. Not even Camille? No. Camille? No, I think Camille's been there. No, I read it something that said secretly.

No, nobody's been visiting him. Oh. It's just what a sad, sad, sad state that he is in. You know? And that's for 50 years of behaving that way, man. And you know, don't watch Bill Skomsky himself. Don't watch Bill Komsky. Komsky.

Komsky. Komsky. You said it. That's how you said it. That's good. I like that one. It's more accurate. Bill Komsky.

Yeah, let's call him Bill Komsky from now on, yeah. Okay. He got cum-brained. He got cum-brained. Yeah, it's like, do you think Kevin Spacey and, what's his name should be there too? Getting cum-brained? Mirror Max, yeah.

Mirror Max, what's his name? Harvey Weinstein. Oh, Harvey, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know where he is right now. Is he still on the retreat thing? Who? Harvey.

Where is he? Well, there's a new movie coming out. Produce, it's about him. Oh, about him. Yeah. Look up what's called the Harvey Weinstein documentary. And apparently it was at either Cannes or one of those film festivals.

And apparently it is jaw-dropping. It's, I think a variety. Is it a documentary about him? It's a documentary about him. Oh. I think the variety said, these are things that we already know. Like with Rose, McGowan and all these people

are in the documentary. But somehow watching it, watching them talk, even though you know all the information, it's extremely powerful. What's it called? The Reckoning. Hollywood's worst kept secret. Oof.

I have Untouchable. It's called Untouchable. Oh, another one then. Well, there's multiple documentaries. The Reckoning. Untouchable. That's what it's called. You're not research guy anymore.

Matrix or Reckoning. You couldn't get the photos. I got it. You couldn't get the photos of the rock solo climbers. You can't do nothing, dude. And then he said, The Reckoning. The coffee was here. Babe, and one of the names.

That's a movie he produced. Fucker behind. Yeah, yeah, it's a movie he produced. Get the fuck out of here, man. Untouchable. Babe, and one of the names that he said, remember, of the rock climbers, he said, Mirror Wall. I was like, that's an actual wall.

It was on a wall. When I said that, I thought it was a guy from, like, another fucking idiot, Gilbert. And you know what, now I'm thinking the name, like, East. What's his name? East, whatever. Butter. Yeah, I think that's not a person either.

I think that's a wall, too. Gilbert, you're all wall. You're fired as a research guy. I'm going to go from you, George, from now on. It's called Untouchable. And I want to watch it, you know? Because it's the end for him, huh? East butterous.

East butterous. It's the end for him. I think Kevin Spacey is fucked for life. There's no way back. Remember when we looked at that house before the whole Kevin Spacey thing came out? We went to go look at a house up in the hill. And the selling point was?

And the selling point was Kevin Spacey lives right there. And Bobby and I were like, wow. We did that. We looked at the fence or the wall, right? I'm like, babe, that's Kevin Spacey, he's a legend. He's a legend. That's Kaiser Sozey, babe. What?

I do remember that. Mark, why are face and words? I hope they sold that house before. Did you guys see anything suspicious about the house? No, it was just a fortress. I don't know. What do you mean? Like, come on the wall?

Or like, things hanging from the trees that aren't supposed to be there, like just assholes or something? Just a lot of boys' assholes. Asshole paintings up here. It's just a mural of just assholes. Wow. That's Kevin Spacey.

And the real estate agent's trying to adjust to it. No, that's Calamari. Calamari. And he loves. He loves his squid. He loves his squid. He likes squid, right? And it turns out it's assholes.

Oh my god. And there's just some painter just painting over it after the controversy. Some sad Mexican guy just painting over it. Yeah, that's not a selling point. They probably don't even mention that at all when they're selling that out. Isn't that crazy how we were so in awe?

And then now we're like, you know, it's crazy how our mind works like that. Yeah. To the show. It's crazy also shifts in power that I see. I remember one time. And I know that Val Kilmer's coming back with Top Gun and stuff.

But I remember one time. When he was back in the day when he did like the Dr. Moreau movie, right? Or right in the same time when he was doing Top Gun, the first Top Gun that he was so big. And he was. And I remember going to the Mondrian. I was an open miker and Paulie took me there.

He just did. This is the Mondrian or whatever, right? And I remember he was there. Val Kilmer. And with his family and people and all these cool people. And we couldn't even get around his table. Like security and stuff. It's incredible.

Now, if you saw him at, you know, Chipotle, you would sit, you know, those sharing table. Yeah. You would sit right next to him. Dang. How's the bean burrito? Good or whatever. But just in terms of shifts, it takes a couple of years

and they no longer have it anymore. So I think the key though is, and I want to tell young people right now is, is that there's only a few people that stay up there for a long time, but you always go down. And I know a lot of comics, dude. I saw one two nights ago, a friend of mine. I can't name his name.

He used to be big. He acted like a fucking total douchebag. And now he's among the peasants, right? And every time I see him, I want to say, remember when you did this, right? But I know that the suffering that he feels, he knows. You know, that's another thing. Why another friend of mine, I can name names, right?

Is in the fucking doghouse for 15 years. You know, it's that same mentality of like, I've got the power. I'm going to scorch the earth around me. And then all of a sudden one day they wake up and they go, oh, fuck, I don't have an agent. It's crazy. It's like Catherine Heigl, right?

Yeah. Oh, damn, yeah. That's why I've never turned down a photo. Like when someone goes, hey, can I get a photo with you? It's never, have I ever said no? No. It's never no because it is, it's my job. Number one, number two, I'm flattered.

And number three, I'm grateful. At the end of the day, I'm grateful. I will say though, I will say. Here we go. You're about to say some bullshit right now. Although I appreciate your openness and the fact that you do that with people. I will say that I respect others who do say no because it is their space. It is their time.

And you know, for someone like me, I am mad. Let's say someone like me, you know, somehow became, let's say Katy Perry. I would be already a massive, I'm already an anxious ball as is. I don't think that I would stop for pictures for everybody. I think that that's my time and my space is valuable. I'm just a very like more, I'm not like Bobby in that way. I'm a huge fan. Can I get a picture through really quick?

Yes, of course. I do it. Of course. I'm just saying if I were Katy Perry. No, that's the scenario. She was just doing the scenario. I love your album in that movie you did with Lady Gaga. Yes, dude, am I in the middle of my meal with beats in my mouth?

Yeah. What do you say? No, no, no. That's what I was saying. Oh, I don't want to picture with her anymore. Yeah, I have fucking red, red beats in my teeth. No, I know. Yeah, that is one that's a little weird when you're eating.

I've been eating at restaurants and some dude has just sat next to me because I'm smaller. Right. I don't seem like. You know, also my persona is I'm goofy and life at the party or whatever. I guess I don't know. Is that my vibe? What's my vibe? No, be real.

Be honest with me. What's my vibe? I say approachable. I think your general vibe is I can put you in my pocket and we can paint the town. Okay, good. That's cool. She said that. I didn't.

So they sit next to me and it's a little intrusive. I'm in the middle of a meal. And if the only time I would do it is if I wouldn't do it, it's if I was with my parents. I think if you're sitting with them in public, especially my dad. Now, if you're sick and you know, he's, you know, there's no way I'd be able to do it. Um, but you know what? When I would, when you were got sick in the Philippines and those nurses snuck in that night, snuck in, dude, she's, remember she had a hard episode.

She's on the bed. I think she's going to fucking die. I wasn't going to die. I know, but I know, but in my head, like, oh, what's going to fucking happen? It's like three in the morning, two in the morning. And a group of Filipino nurses sneak into her room just to then get a selfie with me. Oh gosh. Yeah.

I mean, it must have felt good though, babe. No, at the time, I'm telling you right now at the time, it didn't. It doesn't, it, no, in fact, it doesn't, it doesn't feel good now. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's intrusive. Maybe what happened to me that was so embarrassing today, I was at Soul Cycle and there was a full class and I was sitting in the front and I'm usually really, really strong and it

was one of my favorite instructors. The second to the last song, I was charging and then all of a sudden I had a run. My heart fucking went into like a brief arrhythmia and then I couldn't breathe. And I, you know, you're clipped onto, you're clipped into your bike, right? And it's a very dark room and my sister was right next to me. God, and I've never had to do this ever, but I had to like unclip and I like ran out because I didn't want to like, I wanted to like save face or whatever. But then my sister ran after me and I fucking interrupted the whole class and now the instructor

is like, is she okay? Cause she knows me and she knows that, that I would never, you know, leave a class abruptly. Yeah. It was so fucking humiliating. Why do you think that happened? What? Why do you think that happened? Cause I'm close to my period.

I get, I get runs when I, I get heart rhythms when I am close to my period. I also apparently get giant fucking styes. Well, that must have been fucking scary. I know. Yeah. That's okay. It won't stop me. It was just brief.

Took my meds. I'm cool. Well, we are going to the Philippines again in a couple. Segway. Good segway. It makes me nervous. You guys, can I just express my, I need to get it out of my chest so that it doesn't, it doesn't affect me on the trip.

My last trip to the Philippines was an absolute nightmare. I'm trying to have a, I'm trying, I'm doing, this is a redo. I want to take Bobby there and I actually want to be able to show him the Philippines. And I'm just so nervous that like with my luck, something's going to fucking happen to my heart again. But if I don't put it out in the universe, it will not happen. And I'm strong and I'm healthy, right? You guys aren't helping me.

I think you're completely different than you were before because before we didn't know what it was. That's true. That was the beginning of it, right? So we didn't know what it was. Now we know what it is. Prepared, yeah. We know anything psychologically that helps you.

We have the pills, you know, Italian law, whatever. And I think that you don't get episodes often. That's true. And also, you know what you've been doing lately? When you do get them, you work through them. I do. And they pass. So there's stuff psychologically that you've been able to like deal with.

And it's, I think we're going to be completely fine and I think we're due to go, you know. And in my mind, I'm so sick in my head that because I have a heart problem, I have, in order to feel confident, I do two a day's workouts. Ask Bobby. Yeah. I wake up in the morning. It's insane. I do a spin class and I go back like after this podcast, I do a boot camp.

I do berries. Is that okay for the heart? And the only reason, the only way, the reason I'm doing it is because if my heart can withstand that much, I feel confident that it would, it can withstand when I throw a rhythm of like 220 beats a minute. You know what I mean? So if I'm having, if I'm sitting down, all of a sudden my heart beats 220 beats a minute in my head, I can logically tell myself, this is no different than a berry boot camp.

And you can handle this. It's kind of a weird confidence thing I have to have. So I have to run my body to the ground in order to feel confident. I don't know if it's the right thing to do, but it's what's giving me a little bit of, I don't know, it feels safer that way. That's stupid, huh? No. It's not.

I think that's the reason why we're at this point of your confidence. Yeah. I think it's great. Good. I also want to thank the Tiger Belly fans for watching that episode on Swing Up Together. We got pretty good response. All of the numbers didn't go up. That's what I wanted.

The numbers didn't go up. We're posting on social media. How does the Nielsen rating work? Don't they already have like set TV? Like they already know which TVs they're going to measure. Yeah. It's also, it doesn't count DVRs and Hulu and all that stuff, which is insane. I like the way you said Hulu.

Hulu. How do you say it? Hulu. I like that. Yeah. So I'm going to Hawaii tomorrow morning, five in the morning, because I got two lines in an Adam Sandler movie. Wow.

Papa. Yay. And David Spade. And I wasn't, I'll tell you this right now, I've auditioned for every Adam Sandler movie. I think the last one I auditioned for was Zohan. Wow. That's a long time ago. Yeah.

Yeah. And then in my head, I just thought, yeah, I'm not going to get any of these. Adam Sandler stuff. Yeah. I'm never going to get one. This is it. This is it. So I called.

But then now, not even thinking that, you know, that's the way when they offered me this scene, I go, I fucking, of course. Bucket list. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bucket list thing. You know, I also, the times I have met him, we went to his couple of times at Christmas party.

Oh yeah. At the Pickwick. How do you guys know each other again? You and Adam? Yeah. Just we're both in comedy. Okay. I don't know.

I don't know if he works in a movie together. Comedy, maybe. Okay. I'm grateful. Okay. My bad. Okay. Comedy God.

Yeah. But I have to say, I admit that he is like one of the sweetest guys. He's so nice. There's no one that says a bad thing about him. And the reason why I'm doing it is because I would, I would die to do one scene, you know, even though Eric Griffin did one scene before me, but he's going to Hawaii. No, he did a movie. The last movie he had a scene with him before me.

Yeah. That fat fuck. But yeah, I'm not going to, it's not like, it's not going to have competition. Right? It's not a competition. It's not a competition at all. Right? I feel great.

Babe, you're not in competition with others. You're only in competition with your ego, remember? Yeah. She did send me that. I'm in competition with my own ego. Yeah. With your, um, you're in competition with. But then why, why is it on Twitter?

They go, who did it better? The hot sauce, was that, that's, Oh, you do you and Ken jump? Yeah. Why would they compare the only two Asians that did the show? The hot ones. The hot ones. The hot ones. The hot ones.

He just did it. Yeah. And now we're back to back. Who did it better? It's like, why, what the, why? The two Koreans, of course. The two Koreans. They're trying to pit you guys against each other.

Yeah. I'm fair. He's not. No. I love him. I'm so happy for him. Even though I did it way before him. Yeah.

And even though yours was better. Even though it was better. It's not a competition, but yours was definitely better. Did Sean have more chemistry with you? Yeah. Sure. Whatever. I'm just mad that he didn't, he didn't do tiger belly.

Did you, did you get through more hot sauces? Yes, you did. But you know, that's not the point. That's not the point. It's not a competition. How many did he get through? He didn't go through all of them, I think. He did.

You, you, where did they go? You, you ate the whole wing. No one ever eats the whole way. Yeah. Because I did it. I know I did it the way you're supposed to do it. And I'm a warrior. Yeah.

There you go. I'm not weak. So my, my pants on the fuck thing, it's fine. Ken didn't do it. But Ken didn't. Yeah. I'm happy for him. And I'm happy for you.

I'm happy for me. I'm happy for everybody. I'm happy for Steve. My brother Stevie Weeby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What are we doing at time? I probably not even close. There. Time for a question. We are. Yep. On hopeful advice with Bobby and Kalilah. Hello, Tiger Belly.

I broke up with my ex-girlfriend about a month ago because she hit me multiple times out of anger. I was disgusted with her and broke up with her because of that. She's now telling people I actually hit her and that she did nothing wrong. I would never hit her or anyone because I'm not that type of person. I don't know where to go with this. She told at least 12 people I know that I physically abused her, even though I never laid a hand on her, including my own mom.

Okay. Wow. That's enough. And what was it? What's the main question? She's also accused me of stalking her even though I'm going to, where can I go with this? What should I do?

Is there any non-legal recourse? Here's the one thing I have to say about it though, is the real reason why you guys aren't together isn't the fact that she hit you. It's because she's that kind of person that would lie. Yeah. Right? So this is that you're out of this relationship, not because of the alleged abuse, I'm sure she did hit you, right?

But she's a bad person deep down inside. Anyone that lies and fabricates bullshit like that to get some sort of revenge or is not a good person. It's like if Kaila and I broke up, right, and she started making lies about me. Well, it wouldn't be lies because I have all the blackmail footage. No, but you know, I mean, aren't villain with the eye patch, I mean, listen, I know what she has against me on those, but if she fabricated, no, she might, but I'm just saying that if you fabricated things on top of that, that I didn't do, then to me it'd be like, oh,

thank God I'm not with her because she's a fucking bad person, right? Dude, my ex-boyfriend cheated on me and gave me a very curable, very curable bacterial infection. But that's how I found out that he had cheated on me and I had, I could have wrecked him in so many ways because he had physically assaulted me. He had done so many things against me, but I didn't why there's no, in this guy's case, I think that the truth will come out over time, you, you're, lay low, be who you've always been kind to your friends, she's gonna, she's already unraveling and her, her monster

is already coming out and it's gonna stay that way for a while. So maybe right now you look like the bad guy, but over time, I promise people are going to see this trend in her, she's gonna carry it over to her next relationship and to the next one. Unless, unless her lies affect him pocket wise. That's a big, that's a big thing, if she goes to his work, it affects him getting fired or something like that. I think that at that point, you would have to do something, something legal, sue her

for harassment or whatever, but yeah, but if she doesn't do anything, it's just rumor and the people that know you guys know you, right? They know that you don't do that. I think you're fine. Yeah. And if they take her side, if you have like people you know already, like you're your friends or your mother, believe her, maybe you should fucking question that relationship too, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy. And stay the fuck as far away as possible from this person. Leave her in the dust. She sounds like an absolute monster. You don't want that type of shit in your life.

Run. Run for the hills. Do you have another one? Yeah. She listens to us and does a very, did a very short one. All she said was my father is in poor health right now and I'm trying to make sure he's taken care of. It's stressing me out big time.

Thank you, Tiger Billy. Help me take some of the weight off my shoulders. Is there any wisdom on there? It's a tough one too. I mean, it's like, you know, my dad's sick and it's, there's really nothing to say to, really not much you can say to help her because it's like, it sucks. And just know that inevitably it's, it's, everyone goes through it. There's not a single human being that's ever lived on this planet that's never experienced

loss and death and sickness is just read the Bible. Feel all your feelings. I think that the most important thing for me when I had a very sick father for a very long time, my mistake was trying to distract and run away from it rather than face it because I was a teenager and I didn't necessarily know. I didn't have the tools to properly cope with that kind of thing in my life. But in retrospect, I'm looking back now, I wish somebody had just told me to, hey, what you're feeling all this grief is just part of the process.

Feel it, acknowledge it, get to know it, get to know the grief. And you know, if you want to, and I think the worst thing you can do is run away from it. It's just, you have to be in it. The only way out is through. So that's my advice as we're not very good at this, but no, we're very good. I'm at the Urban Improv this weekend. Babe, let's end on a good note.

I am. I am. None of these are happy. I'm ending it. I'm ending it with, I'm coming back from Hawaii Thursday night. I'm Friday. I'm doing the Urban Improv all weekend. I don't have a single new joke that I did the last time, not a single new joke.

So bleep is still coming again and watch me do the same jokes. That's not how you're in a... I'll sell it. We'll be there. Yeah. Possibly Saturday. Well, that's not how you're going to sell tickets, Dad. I don't, I don't, I actually, to be honest with you, I don't want to sell tickets.

No, yes. I don't want to sell them, you guys. I need everybody to actually fill this up. FinGoth finally, huh? What? Financial Goth. What's that? Oh, what is that?

Is that a FinGoth? Yep. What do you mean? When you don't want money. You get off on not having any money. Oh. Really? It's called FinGoth.

FinGoth. That's a financial Goth. Oh. You're like, oh, like, when you just don't want to conform to anybody. I was just hearing Bobby say this, I was like, respect. Yeah. Are you FinGoth too, bro? I'm getting there.

Yeah. Getting there? Yeah. I have six animals to feed. Benny, I'll see you on Irvine, and we have some really good guests coming up that, yeah. We haven't, we never even got to talk about how you haven't seen a single Disney movie from the Golden Bears. We'll do it the next time.

Craig Ferguson's coming up. Theo Vaughn's coming up. Theo Vaughn's coming up. So it's exciting. Good stuff. And we're going to report back to you when we come back from the Philippines. Are we recording one in the Philippines, George? I think we should.

Yeah, I'm going to, well, at least do some playgrounds over there. We'll do, yeah, we've got to. And the final word is Gil's not coming. What's that? Yeah. Of course it's not. He's an on-team player. You call them Chris.

Okay, Chris. What do you, what's that paper where you have? No. Were you guys done? Yeah. I'm just going to do the end stuff. I'll be right back. I'm going to say hi to the animals.

So Saturday, are the iPads going to be there? Wait, what? Is the iPads going to be there? Saturday? Is the iPads? Is the iPads you? If I have a fucking swollen eye, yeah, but I doubt it'll, I'll be fine by then. I'll be looking pretty cute by then.

So you'll be there? I'll be there, yeah. George, will you be there? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's me. Hey Gilbert, are you going to be there Saturday? I think I'm going to be there too.

Yeah. Or not. Goddammit. I was laughing so hard though when you were laughing at Bobby, your earhide was up, your eye patch. I was like, hey, relax. Maybe I could have a job as a villain. You could be a villain.

This is very dizzying though, and I can't wait to do to take this off, you guys, so wrap it up. All right. George, how are we on the comedy iTunes charts these days? I don't have the chart to write. I give you the thing to read, and now you're trying to make me... George, it was a simple question, and you had a meltdown. Oh.

Because you clearly posted about it on Garrett. We're doing pretty good. We're up in the 30s, but Genius Brain is ahead of us, David So's podcast. It's brand new. That's how the algorithm works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I know.

He's doing well. Also, George is pushing that one harder. Shut up. No, I'm not. So make sure you leave us. There you go. Where are your allegiances, George? Right here.

Okay, good. Let's check it. You look like a evil villain. You're a dog. Guys, if your allegiances are where my allegiances are, yes, you... She's like, where are your allegiances, George? Please go to the iTunes and give us a review, you know, five star review, and that'll help us boost up in the charts, please.

I'm Kalilah Deville. Hashtag Kalilah Deville. Everyone, if you're watching on YouTube, take a screenshot of this, get a good pose, and then make it a meme. Whoever has the best meme... But I would never kill little Dalmatians for their fur. No, but it's for the random contest we're doing for stickers. Okay, hold on, George.

Pose, pose. Suck everything in. There it is. I had to suck it in? Maybe not. Who knows? If you want to mail any packages, Kalilah has an address for that. Our address is 1626 North Wilcox Avenue, number 161 Hollywood, California, 90028.

And then you can direct that to Tiger Belly, or one of our names, but definitely put Tiger Belly on there. And big up. Yep. Go ahead. Shout out. Sorry. No, go ahead.

I wanted to tell you guys another story. Well, yeah, go ahead. I'll close it up with this. You know these pants? Yeah, those are cool. There was another thing that went wrong today at class. You died. I went to the bathroom and I realized that I did not bring a change of pants.

So I yelled at my sister outside. I was like, Kalilah, go buy me some pants because they have merch outside. And she thought that she pulled the cheapest one because it was the thinnest one. She's like, here, this is a cheap one. She's like, I put it on your account. $180 for this piece of shit. And it's on my account. And she was like, I'm so sorry.

I was like, what is this made of? Like 66 little rabbits? $180. Maybe I am Cruella de Vil. Damn. $180 sweatpants. I want those. Some was not a FinGoth.

I'm going to FinGoth it too. Jeez. I couldn't return it because I had ripped off the tag before. And I looked at the tag. I was like, what the fuck? And she was like, I'm so sorry. It looked like the cheapest one. It looked like the cheapest one.

I was like, well, it was the most expensive one. Oh my gosh. Well, at least you have really expensive Kanye West pants. That's cool. And big ups to our real papaya super sleepers and premium episode subscribers on our patreon. To be part of the patreon fam go to patreon.com slash tiger belly. We got some fun episodes on there. So check that out.

Also. Yeah. What is this direction? I'm like, every time I see. Can I read it? Can I read it? Can I read it? Also big ups to all the real papaya super sleepers and premium episode subscribers on our patreon to be part of the patreon family.

Go to patreon.com slash tiger belly. Then Gilbert describe what's going on. You tell you. Come on. Second city, Gil. It's better in your own words. I'll tell you what's going on. We have another episode from Stevie Webe.

That's going to be on there. It's out right now. If you're listening to this. Yep. So make sure you jump on that. Good times. Fun times. We'll sometimes take field trips.

We did one at the Koreatown Plaza. I don't know where we'll go next. I want to go. I think we should take people's suggestions. Any place where they wouldn't be. Any place you recommend where they wouldn't be sticklers about people recording. I know how people are like you can't record here. Koreatown Plaza was so much fun.

Because nobody gave a shit about us being there. We were just sitting there, had a whole podcast set up on a table and ate food. We didn't eat it on mic. And Bobby like reminisced on. That was so much fun because Bobby got to reminisce about his time at that plaza. Yeah. That was really cool. I thought we were doing family style eating and none of you motherfuckers ate with me.

I just ate everything. That is true. I used to look very skinny. So there we go. Guys. And Filipinos. And episodes from the Philippines will be coming up too. So yeah.

You're exciting. Guys. Where are your handles? Klyla, where can we follow you? At Klyla. Ew. You can find me at Klyla. I was like a social media influencer laugh.

That was me. What do you call it? Frank. You can find me at Klyla. You should make it. Someone please make it at Klyla. Deville account. Fan account.

And yeah. Put a bunch of eye patches on all her photos on her actual. You can find Klyla. George. Where can we follow you? George underscore Kimmel. Where can we follow your cousin, Bryce? If people are more into him.

I guess Bryce, Alec. Oh, there you go. It's so nice of you, George. And also you can follow me at Bobby Lee live. So make sure you go BobbyLive.com, check out all the tickets, the shows, and etc. Everyone. Have a good night. Peace out.

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