TigerBelly - Episode 189: Sosie Bacon is Fresh
Episode Date: April 10, 2019Bobby says yes to Chinese Dumpling. Sosie sings Charlie. Khalyla gives McAvoy a baby. We talk crying fans, Tinder Mahalos, an Olivia Jade redemption, & dingbats.Bobby's green room episode... at:https://www.patreon.com/TigerBellySupport us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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I'm gonna do us I'm gonna say some annoying things
Up front that's gonna know everyone in the room and it's gonna like make people go. What the fuck are you talking about?
He's lost his mind. No, there's a bunch of little things, you know, and I don't know if I if I'm a Phoenix. I
Don't know if I'm a Phoenix
Three minutes in the beginning or you know, you know what you know what I just said up front before you just said that
That let me just say what I'm gonna say and then like I'm pre-warning you do the countdown
I'm a Phoenix
Did you see his Papa rising Papa's rise Papa's rising. I'm a Phoenix. Go
Go four three two one ladies and gentlemen
Your captain's here captain bobo
slap
And I'm here and I'm the leader of this group and I feel so special I feel energy I
Just woke up from a nap some little grog-grog, but um, I'm gonna tell you guys something
We have a very special guest by the way by the by
Very very special she changed her hair. I love it
Oh, no, it's shorter the colors different to so but I observe things like that
Yeah, because I am a man of observation and detail a Phoenix
Thank you. I think so as of late. I don't know what's happening and I want to say something
And I'm gonna I feel a little weird even getting in and getting into it
But I've I've experienced something different at my shows
You have to sit here and and you know, I've been doing stand-up for over 20 years many many shows on the road
I've had I've ghetto mm-hmm. I've done ghetto shit, but I've done some good things, you know
shows should power anyway
No, tell me more about that. Yeah, more about that stuff like that, but um, did you bomb at that show?
You want the fetus to burst into birth?
Or not he's about to be birthed. Okay little birth. Yeah, so, you know, you know
The last two weekends have been selling all the stuff. That's what I'll say
But this shows of it all so that's all that sold out
But that's how that's not why I'm throwing it out there because I you know
I know why it is because of my you know, the the Tiger Billy fans. You guys are so 100%
You know magnificent in cool magnificent. How do you say it magnificent magnificent?
Or magnificent right and cool. Yeah. Oh, hey, man. Yeah, don't be like that right now. I like it
Okay, I don't rise. Yeah, I'm gonna be born. Yeah, and then so, you know
I've been doing some meet-and-trees after the show and I've noticed
I've been noticing every show. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so when some women they when they meet me. Yeah
Yeah, they burst into tears.
Oh, God.
He's really proud of this, guys.
They burst into tears when they beat me.
And then it's like, I don't know what to do.
It's like, am I spitting all?
And this has never happened before.
It's never happened before in my life, dude.
They start like tears, and I go, what are you crying?
Did someone die?
I don't know, I'm just nervous.
And they're like, just, you know,
because you don't meet and greet, you know, and you're here.
Right?
And part of me is like, you know, don't cry.
But the part is like, should I start a cult?
Like maybe I'm at that level of persuasion, you know?
So, you know, that's just, that's been happening.
And I don't really know how to.
But every day, every day, every time I try to,
even if I argue about one little thing, like, hey,
pick up your underwear.
Do you know that people cry at my show?
I don't do it every day.
And I don't do it like that, OK?
Now, let's get into the back end of the program.
I just, those are just little tidbits of information,
you know, that has occurred.
And I just wanted to share it with, you know, the people.
Some girl sent me a picture of herself crying
while taking a photograph with you.
So.
Did she really?
Yeah, I have the picture.
And let me see this, OK?
I'm not lying.
No, she was crying.
She was definitely.
Even in the photo, she was still like.
It's not bubbles.
I'm talking snot bubbles.
OK, you're a phoenix.
Right?
Dude.
Anyway, we have, you know, we don't have a lot
of returning gas.
We have, maybe two or three people
that have done it more than once.
But this young woman coming here, very young, and she's fresh.
And I don't mean that in like, you know what I mean?
She's just a nice, we love her.
That's what I meant.
She's, you know, killing it right now.
We saw that show, that HBO show.
She was very good in every scene.
You were really good at the show.
So good in that fucking movie.
Show them in.
And you played a, that's hard.
17-year-old, she played.
She was, you were so good in that movie.
They should have done a second season, because it was weird.
Yeah.
Anyway, don't say.
OK.
That was a trap.
That was a trap.
I'm fucking testing you, so.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
OK.
So we love her.
Let's give her a round of applause.
A deep one, though, with claps, with deep.
Socie Bacon, everybody, clap your hands, yeah.
What are you standing for?
A standing ovation?
All right.
Get cleaved closer to the mic, soce.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
What'd you do with your hair?
I got it dyed for a show.
And I've been getting it really short.
It was short last time I was here, though.
You were short last time, yeah.
Same thing.
How long has it been?
Two years?
That's about two years.
Less than a year.
No.
When was it?
What was it?
I have to look it up.
It was right when we got Remy, so about a year and some change.
Year of some change.
And January 25, 2018.
Yeah.
Your sense of time is weird, huh?
It really is.
17 years.
Maybe you're stuck in that show at age.
Maybe you're stuck in that time.
Was that about like time and all that stuff?
Yeah, it was, yeah.
But you played a great teenager.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was almost freaky to watch how good you played a teenager.
Thank you.
So you have a new thing, though, right?
Yeah.
What is the new thing?
That's why I wanted to come in, because I feel like you have to come in.
But you want to get to it now, or do you want to wait a little bit?
No, no, we can wait.
Let's wait a little bit, because...
The thing is, Jenna's distracting me, because she keeps telling me to check my phone.
And I'm like, I'm not going to check my phone.
I'm making sure it's on silent.
Oh, it's OK if it rings.
It's fine.
Yeah, we don't care.
I thought you were telling me to check my text.
Well, Jenna, you're doing like little fucking high school games right now?
No.
This was like 10 minutes ago.
Oh, do you want this?
Is that what you want? You want that thing? Is that what it is?
All right, Jenna, thank you for...
All right, Gilbert.
Liz, hey, Gilbert, can I say this, too?
Don't treat her like shit, because...
I just gave her a drink.
No, I know, but don't treat her.
Don't talk to her like that, because without her, you wouldn't be here.
That's true.
I met her.
You.
Yeah.
Through her.
So you should...
She's your sponsor.
Well, she is my sponsor.
So, so you have the same boyfriend?
Yes.
What was his name again?
I forgot.
I don't think she ever told you his name.
No, don't say the name, but just describe him to me.
Describe him to me.
Dad, did I talk about him last night?
No, I don't think you did at all.
You guys live together?
Yeah, he just moved in with me.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And you're over there on the east side?
Yeah, Highland Park.
Oh, why is that?
You can say that.
It's OK, Highland Park's big enough.
Yeah, Highland Park's big enough.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
How did you get a picture from the fan that was crying with Bobby?
Oh, we're back to...
Are you guys friends?
No, no.
So, this is the first time he's telling everyone
that he's cried at a show, or people cry at his show.
So he told it on a Patreon, and I guess somebody heard it,
and then now people are submitting pictures of them
crying at his show.
So DMing you, or...
Yeah, yeah, DMing.
Oh, I thought you may...
I don't know why that confused me.
Yeah.
Well, they find, OK, well, if that person was close enough
to Kalyla, where they had her cell number...
That's what I mean.
Then it would be fucking weird.
Why are you crying?
I've been so...
I was confused.
Yeah.
That's dumb of me.
No, it's always women, too.
And it's always the guy next to them justifying it.
She's just tired and went to work all day,
and I don't know, she had a couple of...
And she's a fan, so, you know...
You know, just let the tears flow, you know.
Hashtag your pictures back.
Don't explain it away.
Have you, like, OK, have you...
Do you remember the first time you signed an autograph?
I don't...
People don't ask me for autographs.
Sometimes, occasionally, if I'm with someone who's more famous...
Yeah.
They'll be like, oh, can I have your autograph, too?
I'm like, wow, big photographs.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'll take hers, too.
And then the other day, I was walking with my dad, so...
I'll take hers, too, if she'll do it.
Yeah, yeah.
I was walking with...
Oh, I was on... I went to visit my dad on set, and we were in the Bronx.
And this girl came up and goes, excuse me, can I take a picture with him?
To me.
And I was like, I don't know, ask him.
It's like the story of my life.
We were like, I'll just take a twofer.
Yeah, can you give me an autograph?
No, people don't ask for my autograph.
Wow.
Occasionally, for a photo.
Does it get weird, like, if you're with your dad...
Well, by the way, people don't know the first one.
Her dad is Kevin Bacon.
And if you don't know him, then shut it off.
Shut your shit off now, and get the fuck out of here, OK?
Because there's a game called...
Um, six to six degrees.
Six to six degrees to Kevin Bacon.
And that he's the only name that's ever in that title of that.
Yeah, I don't... Is it an actual game, or is it just a, like, a parlor game?
I don't know.
It's not a board game.
It's not like Monopoly.
No, it's not like that.
It's not a board game.
No, no, no.
If you wouldn't know it was a board game, your dad just then would be making
money from it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's just a fun thing that people do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because he, for some reason,
has done so many different kinds of movies, I guess,
and he's worked with so many different kinds of people.
Because sometimes he's an ensemble thing, too.
Like, I was watching Apollo 13, and then you forget, oh, my God, yeah.
He was, yeah, and stuff like that.
So, um, he was in that, right?
Yeah, he was.
But like, does that drive you crazy?
Well, everybody does make that joke.
Like, I'm zero degrees.
And everybody thinks they're the first person that's made that joke.
You know how it is.
And also, bacon jokes, just all the time.
And people are like, eggs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're like, oh, I've never heard that one before.
Wow.
What's eggs?
Bacon.
Bacon and eggs?
Eggs.
Did it ever occur to you when you were younger?
Oh, bacon.
Oh, my God, Bobby.
Jesus Christ.
Assistant, I'm not.
See, it's not a good joke.
You don't get it.
But that's why.
That's why.
Because it's a shit joke.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so, um, it's so dumb that I was like, why would anyone?
That's not even a joke.
It's just yelling food at someone.
It's like a play on word, like a word association.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, if my name was Ali, last name was Ali.
And they said, A Street.
I don't know.
That's really bad.
That's really bad.
That's really bad analogy.
Street.
I want this out.
But my name was, uh, yeah.
My last name was Meat.
And they said Potatoes.
Yes, yes.
Yeah.
Meat and potato.
That's better, that's better.
I like that one.
Am I bad or am I a little slow?
When you were younger, did you guys ever dislike your name
that your parents gave you?
I remember, like, crying.
And I was outside.
And I remember, like, I don't know, planting a plant
and thinking like, I wish my name were Christine.
Because my name, everyone just botched my name constantly.
And I didn't like my last name for a really long time.
You never had that?
Were you like, I really?
If your name was Christine, I would have never gone out
with you.
Really?
Why you have an X name, Christine?
I know, but that's the thing that the girlfriend
before her was Christine.
So if I was on Tinder, because that's how I met her,
and I saw Christine, I would probably just automatically
go, nah.
Well, it was your first Tinder conversation.
Oh, gosh, because this is a.
Hey, this is he loves to say this.
Well, if you want me to tell this story, I'm going to tell you.
I'm a master of it.
Of Tinder.
I'm just a master of Tinder, and I'm a master of what
to do, I think.
Yeah.
What you have to do is, like, Crystal Lea has taught me
some things, texting, right?
And he saw me text a girl years ago.
And he goes, you have it all wrong.
You're using periods.
And like, you know, you're spelling everything correctly,
right?
You're using the right font size.
And what are we, the capitals?
And he goes, it all, everything has to be like,
you don't give a fuck.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like 90% of your mind is on somewhere else,
and 10% is on the text.
I know, I'm just, I know Jenna.
But hold on, funny you mentioned that.
Funny you mentioned that because I just pulled up a screenshot
from our old conversation, and you did not apply that rule
because the conversation dated September 2013,
or however long it was, you put a period.
And I said, oh my god, you punctuate.
Was that the first?
One of the first ones.
And you said, and I was like, thank you for the proper
punctuation.
And I was like, I really like that.
And you said, yeah, I went to community college.
That is actually funny, though.
Yeah, I was like, oh, thank you.
Yeah, but that's why I did it so that I could maybe do that
joke.
Yeah.
Oh, you said it yourself.
I have cool tricks, my mind tricks, you know?
So what was the first message, though?
But this is how what I did was I went,
it's something like high, high.
I said high twice.
No period.
And then I'm like, oh my, did I say high twice?
I don't know how this works.
I pretend like I don't know what's going on, you know?
And so I'm pretty sure that's what the first one was.
He's a massive schemer.
Yeah, yeah.
But he did that with all other Tinder conversations.
I did it to all of them.
High, high, high, high, high.
Oh my god, did I say high twice?
I don't know how this works.
That's all of them.
It was just a copy paste.
Yeah, that's what I do is I copy paste it.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like that's kind of a lot of people's
move with Tinder, though.
Like they have the one thing that they say, like my friend
always says mahalo.
Look, I hate your friend.
That's good, though.
I know.
For every girl.
Guy or girl.
Guy, yeah.
A guy would say mahalo, right?
Is he Hawaiian?
No.
Is that a Hawaiian?
He's not a Hawaiian.
If someone said mahalo to me, I would
think they were automatically assuming my race,
and I would be offended.
Oh, OK, wait.
I should tell him to stop doing that.
Because it's like, oh, he thinks my name is Kalei.
He probably thinks I'm Hawaiian.
He's trying too hard.
I want to tell you something really embarrassing
that I used to do.
Oh, god.
That's so embarrassing.
I would do quotes from a Neil Young song after the conversation.
So I would be like, long may you run.
What would that even mean?
I don't know, but I thought it was cool.
It's a great song, but I would say, long may you run.
And then it'd be like, I'm sure they're like, what?
You know what I mean?
I'm not a track athlete.
I used to do all kinds of weird shit like that,
but that mahalo is something that I would do.
That's a good one.
Write it down, guys.
Mahalo.
Yeah, because he let me.
I asked him, please, can I look at your Tinder?
Because I just wanted to see.
And he agreed.
And then I realized that every conversation started
with mahalo.
He would say mahalo one time, and then he would keep repeating?
No, no, like every girl.
Oh, I thought on one girl, every conversation started with mahalo.
You were just saying mahalo.
Yeah, over and over, mahalo, mahalo.
Oh, never mind.
I feel like showing someone your Tinder is so vulnerable.
It is, because it's embarrassing.
No, because you're showing your fraudulent self
to a friend who knows you really well.
Exactly, exactly.
I've never been on it.
I would cringe if any.
I would be devastated if anyone saw what transpired
in the beginning of every relationship I've had.
But I hate myself so much.
Exactly, just the things that you say.
That would be a fun Instagram feed, I think.
Yeah, it would.
Somebody should make an account like that.
That just shows people's Tinder conversation.
Yeah, because it doesn't really reflect who you really
are in the beginning.
You're just trying to, like, suss it out.
And how you make jokes like, hi, hi, hi, how does this work?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Wait, so you've been with Troy for a long time.
Yeah, we've been together four and a half years.
Was that before that?
Were you ever on Tinder or any of that stuff?
No.
I got on it for a second, because I
think someone at Brown started it.
So I got on it kind of as a joke.
Right, when it started, it wasn't a thing.
There was one person 50 miles away.
I remember.
I was like, nah, nah.
And I was kind of a joke.
And then I couldn't get myself off of it for so long.
And people were like, oh, I saw you on Tinder.
And I didn't even mean to put myself there.
You were still on there, Oscar?
Yeah, yeah.
It's addicting, I think.
Is it not?
I'm sure.
I've never been on it, but I think if I was single
and I was on it, it would be like, oh my god, what's going on?
Yeah, but there's burnout, though.
I think that eventually I didn't,
I met you too soon after I got Tinder,
like within my first week, that I really
didn't get to burn the rubber that I probably should have.
Yeah.
But I have gone on my friends Tinder and spoke,
I mean, start conversations for them.
And it is exhausting.
And within two hours, I'm done.
I'm so done.
It's a long time.
This is the same thing.
Everyone says the same thing over and over again.
I know a girl that is a comic.
And she, when you're a young comic,
you have to do these bringer rooms.
So basically, in order to perform,
you have to promise the promoter that you're
going to bring 30 people or whatever, right?
And then you can go up.
They check.
So she's a pretty girl.
And so she would match up with a bunch of guys on Tinder
and then say, come see my show.
Meet me at my show.
And there would be like 300 dudes there, all they're like going,
wait, you're for her, too?
And then them being so enraged that they're there.
And then she's up there doing stand up, you know?
Oh my god.
That's kind of ingenious.
Yeah, it is.
It is ingenious.
Did they laugh, though, or were they just too angry?
Just too bombed every night because everyone was like, fuck.
Yeah, yeah.
If I looked at a guy, and I'm in the audience,
and I go, hey, what's your name, man?
He's like, oh, Tony.
You're by yourself?
Yeah, you know, there's a girl performing, you know,
that, you know, I'm going out day with, you know?
And I'll be like, where's Tony from?
From Mazatlan, pretty good, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's from Mazatlan.
Yeah, you know, and I'll be like, oh, yeah, that's weird
because that's why I'm here.
And Tony be like, yeah, that's why.
What are the odds?
Let's look at the flyer, and we look at the flyer,
and there's only one girl on the show, right?
And you go, wait, the girl isn't Cynthia, is it?
That's not the girl's name, by the way.
And yeah, it was Cynthia, right?
And then while Cynthia's on stage,
I would have to do something to distract her,
like either blow Tony.
First and really fuck her up.
First and yeah, I first and yeah, I first and yeah,
blow Tony from Mazatlan, right?
I imagine what you would do, though.
She'd just be like, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That could really throw her off me.
Like anger, like all over my face, all over my face.
Oh, Cynthia.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I would probably, like, I would confront her.
Wouldn't you?
Of course.
No, because you don't even know her, oh my god.
I'd be like, I'm getting so riled up right now.
Hey, there's 80 guys here.
And they're all, you're all full of train?
Oh my god, you got a stroke.
Something like that.
But you're my favorite.
Then you respond.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, I'm so sorry, I got aggressive.
I got angry, I just got angry so sorry.
I'm laughing because I saw your, well,
that I saw your video when you did the coat in front of me.
Dude, that's making the rounds.
And you were laughing so hard.
It really made me laugh.
I still listen to it.
Do you realize it came out of nowhere?
No one was asking him to make any sounds.
Cock, cock, cock.
It was, honestly, like, you could have really been.
I was thinking about two things.
Yeah.
A goat and death metal.
No, no, you weren't thinking about death metal.
No, I was thinking about two things.
That wasn't just a goat.
Why were you thinking about death metal?
I was thinking about, I know, it was a side thing.
I was just thinking about it.
Fused together.
Yeah, but I was going to go.
I'm going to do a goat.
But I was thinking about Brendan Dürmer
and how he likes death metal.
For some reason, I just have these thoughts in my mind.
But that had nothing to do with the goat, right?
So when I was thinking about Brendan Dürmer,
I go, oh, I'm going to do this goat thing.
Cock, cock, cock.
And it came out like that.
That's why I was laughing so hard.
Why I was laughing so hard is because you tried so hard.
I've never seen that much effort come out
of anyone's face in my life.
There were so many, just like the internal pressure.
I was really shocked.
I'm like, what were you trying to do?
I could have stroked out, yeah, for sure.
You could have struck.
Yeah, you could have really stroked out.
Is Troy in the business?
He's in the music business.
OK, that's all I'm going to say.
He does.
He manages people, musicians.
Oh, I think we've talked about him.
Have we?
No, I think in out of the podcast.
I mean, outside of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Hilton, you went to Brown?
Yeah, but only for two years.
And then I dropped out.
Oh, which would be good segue into what Bobby's
been dying to ask you.
What?
Tell me.
University.
What?
Oh, yeah.
I'm actually crying.
I feel like one of those girls.
It's from laughter, though.
When you went to Brown, did you get good grades?
I got OK grades, but I really didn't work hard at all.
I was kind of a mess.
But how did you apply to Brown?
Were you ever denied to other colleges?
Oh, did I get good grades in high school?
Yeah.
Yeah, are you asking because of the university standards?
No, I'm just asking.
I know.
Are you just asking?
I'm just asking you.
Did you?
Did my parents pay it again?
No, no, I didn't ask you that, so it's a lot of assumptions.
What I'm saying is just a random question.
Like, did you get good grades to get in?
Did I get good grades in high school?
Yes.
Yes.
Right.
Good SAT scores?
I took the ACT and I got a 32.
Is that good?
That's good.
OK.
But.
Why?
Do I think that having my parents be my parents probably
helped have made them read my essay and look at my scores
more than someone who didn't have famous parents?
Of course.
That's why the whole thing is so upsetting to me
because I'm like, it already is such a privileged position
to be the child of a celebrity that then on top.
I mean, I don't want to sit to speak terribly about anybody,
but I'm just saying.
You're not doing it.
That's interesting that you just said that, though.
Yeah, because she's saying that you already have a leg up.
So why would you go and do the extra mile when
they're already going to have an interest in you more so?
Right.
Right.
So why would you go there?
Because maybe their children are so.
You got this.
I don't want to.
Maybe.
Here's the thing.
OK.
The word you used earlier was ding-bat.
Ding-bat, I know, but I want to say that.
And this is something that's completely real for my heart.
All right.
Aside from the fact of who your parents are,
it's just obvious that you would be somebody that we would
know because you're just a smart, bright girl
and you're friendly and you have no weirdness.
And you could just tell I'm not friends with people
that look like Olivia Jade.
So Lori Loughlin's daughter.
Or Laila Lori Loughlin's daughter, right?
I just don't have communications with people like that
because I don't know much about fingernails.
She's, Chelsea's not out of touch.
That's what it is.
That girl, Olivia Jade, is so out of touch
that on her last vlog before they got caught,
what did she say?
Not only did she not know the difference between,
she thought that England and London
were two different countries.
Right.
But on top of that, what did she say?
She was like, I'm only in college for the parties
and the tailgating.
And the tailgating.
And then she's like, but I have jobs in foreign land.
You know, because, you know, I have, you know,
I'm kind of like a franchise and then like,
I have to go to New York and do all this stuff.
So I don't know.
I want to talk to the dean to see, you know,
meanwhile, there were kids that did all the right steps
to get into the school and they couldn't get in.
OK.
And I'm not, I'm not, you know, Felicity Huffman
and William H. Mason's kids.
I'm not even as mad at them.
They're different.
That's why what's pissing me off is that I don't think
that her and Lori Loughlin should be put in the same category
because here's somebody who her kids seem relatively bright
already.
Maybe they just wanted an extra boost in their SAT.
And it's still wrong and it's still cheating,
but that doesn't, it's not the same as photoshopping
your daughter's face pretending that she's in crew.
I know.
And to pay half a million dollars for that.
So they, so one of them had someone take the SATs for them
and then one photoshopped their daughter's face.
Yeah.
So half a million dollars was spent towards creating
this fake image for their daughter,
including pretending to be in, you know, in the crew team.
When they haven't rode a day in their life.
Yeah.
I mean, I also feel like I was, I mean,
I was a big partier in college and I didn't feel like I was
taking advantage of the opportunity that I had received
and I left because I just felt weird about that.
I felt guilty.
You know, I felt like what am I doing at this school,
you know, sort of just being a mess when I could be doing
something that, you know, actually matters.
And I think that that was a bit of self-awareness
on my part that I wasn't actually doing anything
that had any meaning while I was there, you know.
So I feel guilty about that for sure.
I mean, it's a way different situation.
But like I said, I don't know.
I feel bad for the kids and not maybe her,
but in some scenarios because of, did they know?
I don't, I don't know that she didn't know.
Oh, they did.
No, Olivia Jane knew.
Okay.
The kids, all the kids knew.
To what degree?
Kind of feels like how did I know?
Well, to the degree of like, I didn't get here on my own.
Right.
I mean, you have to know that you're a dingbat if you're.
A dingbat?
Yeah, like she's, you can't get into USC.
Imagine you don't know if you're a dingbat if you're a dingbat.
This is the one that was there a dingbat.
I wanna use the R word, but you can't use the R word anymore.
I've switched it to dingbat.
Imagine waking up one day.
I realize I'm a dingbat.
Real self-reflection.
Yeah.
But it's so funny because I've seen,
yeah, you're, I mean, obviously, you know,
I know your parents and we're not close, you and I,
but I know you, right?
Yeah.
You know, I know Oliver Hudson,
because I'm on the show with them and I met Kate, right?
And she's just like all of them.
They're normal.
They're so normal.
Kate Hudson, you know, at least they're,
she's like so down to earth, like she cucked my brother
and then she was like, so just down to earth.
Like I've met kids of like, you know, stars, right?
But then I've met the weird ones as well.
The ones that became like drug addicts
or have no skills or, you know, or, you know,
they just came out on the wrong side of the tracks.
I don't know what that is, why people turn out.
Like I met, back in the day,
I used to do open mics with Kirk Douglas's,
what, Michael Douglas's brother, Eric Douglas.
And Eric Douglas was this weird, you know,
he was like, oh, he had his dog at the open mics.
And his fingers were always dirty.
That's okay.
And he was like-
He's just punk around like me.
Yeah.
And open mics with dog.
Jenna looked at me today and was like, you're trash.
Like you're disgusting.
Yeah, but you know what I like about your look though, though?
It's because I know that you have skills on being real.
Look at me.
You have skills, right?
And I just, everything about you is just so special, right?
Are you more comfortable being called trash?
Because you don't do the Olivia J thing
where you have no makeup on right now, right?
No, I do a little.
I mean, not really.
Not really, right?
Every time I see you, you don't really have any.
You're not, you're my more type of like, I could go,
hey, let's go to Burning Man or let's have another one.
Burning Man!
I'm just saying, I could say, I could take her,
I could go, hey, you wanna go to this nice restaurant?
Let's go to Bestia.
I could take her there.
I could take her anywhere.
Or Arby's.
Arby's is good.
I could take you to Arby's, yeah, yeah.
But like some kids, man,
they just come out all fucked up and weird.
Lackadoo.
Yeah, it's sad.
And sometimes good parents have shitty kids.
Yeah.
You just never know.
It's sort of a gamble.
Do you think it's over for her?
Like someone like Olivia J?
No, I think she's gonna be an influencer of some kind.
I mean, didn't she say she wanted to be an influencer?
I mean, I don't think people care about that.
I think people will talk about it a lot,
but I think she's got a lot of attention, so.
I had never heard of her before my life.
This is the first time I've ever heard of her.
Right.
When you find out about something,
the first time about something, someone,
and it's this, you're never gonna win me over as a fan.
Unless you have a kind of talent and skill set,
that's gonna make me go, holy fuck.
She can do triple flips off the flat ground or something.
You know what I mean?
Backwards.
She's like a fucking mutant, you know?
A gymnast, yeah.
Or something, or she's like,
she memorized, you know, the dictionary.
Yeah.
Dan, if Olivia Jade came out,
the big thing was, memorized the dictionary.
She memorized Oxford Dictionary from A to Z.
That's impressive.
Every word, I would give her like,
all right, you have some sort of space.
What if she says, you know what?
I'm going to rebrand myself.
She decides to take the SATs again.
She actually learns to row.
And she, you know what I mean?
She does everything correctly.
Would you forgive her?
I don't think she wants to go to college.
Is this a hypothetical?
Yeah, hypothetical.
No, you're right.
That's along the same lines.
Would I forgive her?
No, but she, would you forgive her?
I have no idea.
I don't even know what she looks like.
Oh, wait, hang on.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
This is my first time seeing her page.
1.4 million followers.
That's what I'm saying.
She has a lot of attention now.
Also, here's who, here's my theory about Instagram.
Oh, Bobby follows her.
And this is what Troy said.
It showed up in my face.
Do you follow her?
Why is it on my face?
I don't do it, I don't do it.
Just say I'm following her.
It says it.
You should probably, yeah, I probably should.
I probably, I mean, I accidentally, accidentally, no.
Why does it say, why does it always say something in my face?
It says it's followed by Bobby Lee.
Jenna, can you corroborate?
Can I tell you, yeah, can I tell you why?
Can I tell you, all right, you guys gonna,
can I tell you why?
Can I tell you why?
Is it the same reason you followed Trump on Twitter?
Yeah.
It's the same reason I follow on Twitter too,
because she hasn't posted anything since the debacle.
And I'm waiting for the next post so I can be reminded.
That a public is all right.
So I can read the comments though.
Cause I'm there for the comments.
She might disable them.
She did this.
She did for the Instagram.
She disabled it, yeah.
Yeah, but for Twitter, her last post,
which was maybe a month ago before the scandal,
I've gone on that post a thousand times
just to read the comments.
It's all like moron, bimbo.
Yeah, bimbo, yeah.
That's why I like watching.
Now, is there any ding bag?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah.
Should I do ding bag?
Should I do ding bag now?
So you said mediocre moron, which is gonna work.
Oh, Lord.
I do, that's a lot of abuse to take on the internet.
I would just erase my Instagram,
but she knows that she's got a lot of attention,
so she's gonna use it.
She also seems like the type to,
she seems so out of touch
that she's somehow twisted it in her mind
into something positive.
I don't know, is there like an interview
you guys have seen or something?
I don't know anything about her at all.
You know, you read stuff like,
she's mad at her parents,
and it's a real poisonous environment,
and she hasn't talked to them,
and she's just super resentful
at ruining her brand or whatever.
And it's like...
Damn, she's throwing her parents under the bus.
Right.
And it's like, really, your mom, right,
risked her fucking career,
and her name,
so we can get you, you ding, ding, ding, right?
You ding, ding, into college, okay?
And then you're gonna betray her?
Right.
This is Shakespearean.
What would you do if you met her, Bobby?
Yeah, well...
Oh, he's a, he's spineless.
I'm spineless.
I'd probably go, you wanna talk?
Yeah.
I'm thinking, yeah, I just, you know,
and I would probably give her advice.
And I would probably give her good advice.
What advice would you give Olivia Jade?
Hey, Bobby, what do I do?
I go, you have to, I mean,
it's not even just about rebranding.
It's about...
It always tells people to go to the mountains.
Not just the mountains.
It's that, I would, this is the truth.
I would be like, the only way out of it is through service.
That's true.
And you're gonna have to do service, right,
where you're not gonna get anything back, maybe ever.
That's true.
But you're gonna feel better about you.
So I would go out and just go out
and just really become like, you know,
just dedicate your life into helping underprivileged people.
And maybe in time, time will heal it,
but you will be reborn.
You will feel, you look in the mirror and go, you know.
And then also,
I think that would be a better life ultimately.
I mean, I don't know what an influencer is.
I mean, either.
What is it?
I do agree with that though.
I do agree with that.
I think that's pretty much the only thing
that can make you feel better.
But I don't think she, well, I don't know.
No.
So get your mind, get your mind in there.
That's just definitely not gonna happen.
Why?
You don't think, you think she's gonna devy?
Why, Sosie?
I don't know.
Oh my God.
But you're not gonna run in the same circles as her.
And can I just say this, just FYI, all right?
You just, yeah.
What's her mom, Tommy Toslin?
What's her mom's name?
What?
Lori Laughlin.
Tommy Toslin?
Lori Laughlin, right?
Lori Laughlin, right?
Isn't Kevin Bacon.
No.
I mean, it's like you come from,
I mean, and I know you're making it on your own.
I love it.
And you're still telling that, whatever.
But I'm just saying that your stock
and your seed is different.
My seed?
Yeah.
Right?
Your lineage is different.
Your wild oats are different.
Different to you.
Like I talk about my parents,
the lineages of my parents and how they got together.
And it's just a different kind of lineage.
And I appreciate it.
But it's different, all right?
So you're not in the same boat as her.
You're not in the same thing.
Also, you chose to do the hardest thing,
which is, Christelia is the same thing.
Christelia, dad was a huge producer, right?
Produced TV shows.
And Delia told his dad, I'm going to stand up,
but you're not going to have anything to do with it.
So he did open mics for years like everyone else,
waited, signed up, went into the valley,
did shows at coffee shops and all this shit,
and amassed a skill set on stage.
And he went into the clubs on his own.
I know this because I was there.
You're the same way, but...
Yeah, I think if you get opportunities prematurely
in any art form, it's not usually a good thing.
If I had gotten a job right when I started,
that was a big, big job because of my name
or something like that, which,
trust me, I wouldn't because nobody knows who I am now.
But back then, had I gotten a big, big job,
I would have failed at it
because I wouldn't have been ready.
Same way if Christelia had just gotten a HBO special
on the strength of his family or something like that,
he would have failed.
You have to actually go through the work.
So that's why I think all this internet stuff
and all this internet popularity,
it really isn't lending itself to that much longevity
because people are getting premature opportunities
and it's not working.
They haven't had a time to hone whatever craft it is.
Exactly.
It is influencing a craft.
I mean, I don't think so,
but I think what you get from being an influencer at times,
I mean...
What is it?
So what is it being an influencer?
Doesn't it mean having a certain amount of followers
on Instagram?
That's exactly how I define it.
And then, did you guys see that Hulu Fire Festival?
We saw the Netflix one.
Oh, you saw the Netflix one?
You didn't watch the Hulu one?
I watched part of the Hulu one.
I liked the Hulu one better.
Do you remember?
I thought it was way more like zeitgeisty.
Is that the one with his girlfriend?
His girlfriend was in it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I felt like it had more of a point of view,
whereas Netflix was very just overarching
and Hulu was like influencer culture is trash.
Everyone sucks.
And there was a woman who knew who was an influencer.
Her job was to deal with influencers or something like that
and she actually knew what an influencer was
and I was like, damn, this girl's smart.
She said that if you are an influencer,
if you get a post by Kendall Jenner,
your brand can go from having no equity
to having an enormous amount of equity overnight
with one post.
That's why people are so obsessed with it.
And I also think this is my theory.
Who's Kendall Jenner?
I know.
No, I'm being real.
Who is it?
I have to know her.
It's the tall one.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she's Bruce Jenner.
The tall one.
The one with the trans, that's that one.
No, my trans, what are you doing?
Transgender.
No, the one that was an athlete, Bruce Jenner,
that's Kendall Jenner.
Caitlyn Jenner.
That's Caitlyn Jenner.
Caitlyn Jenner's daughter.
The daughter after Chris.
Bruce Jenner, babe.
Yeah, Bruce Jenner changed it.
Now he's Caitlyn.
Yeah, he's Caitlyn.
His daughter is.
Caitlyn.
Caitlyn.
It's Bruce Jenner.
Wait, wait, what happened?
No, I'm confused.
Listen, we can cut this out.
We can cut this out.
I don't know what you guys are doing right now.
Am I saying it wrong?
It's not one of the card, it's the newer,
it's the youngest daughter.
It's Bruce Jenner's daughter.
The skinny one.
The one who's a model, they're all models.
They're all models.
The half sibling of the Kardashians.
The influencer, you know, the influencer.
You know, the influencer one.
All right, so you're saying that Bruce Jenner,
like you know Kyle Dunnigan does the impression
of Caitlyn Jenner?
Yes.
That's who you're talking about.
I just look right into the camera.
Right?
And I'm an actor, that's so embarrassing.
Wait, wait, she has a daughter.
What's her name?
Kendall.
Kendall.
And Kylie.
Oh, I don't know.
Okay.
Anyways, you guys watched the Hulu one, I loved it.
We were gonna see the Hulu one.
But so, if I knew, what's her name?
Kendall Jenner.
Kendall Jenner.
She has how many men living in the home?
She has like 100 million.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You know, let me say something.
And I might get thrown out of the business from this.
Say I'm gonna say.
Not about Kendall Jenner, you won't.
Well, I want her endorsement.
I wanted to post my name.
Sorry, sorry, I couldn't be.
Bobby wants equity.
I want equity.
I don't even know what that means, but it sounded smart.
I was like, ah, brand equity, right, of course.
But it feels good to start up with Tiger Belly on my own.
My parents are immigrants.
They don't know anything about influencing.
They barely have social media.
They don't even have social media.
They don't know what Instagram or Twitter is.
I came to LA, poor, no money.
And I met Kalaila on Tinder.
We got all this shitty equipment.
And we am a master following through the good old fashioned
way by grinding it out and working hard.
Grass roots.
Grass roots.
And being funny and smart and something
that people like to listen to.
I don't know about that, but yeah.
I always wonder that, have we been strategic?
Could we be more strategic?
Or have we just sort of gone with it?
And I never stopped, never thought at one point,
like we should be this way or do it this way
if they're doing it that way.
I've always, we've always just sort of existed
in our own way.
That's why it's good.
Maybe, maybe it's in my opinion.
I go on the road and I meet the sleepers out there
listening right now.
And they're special people.
They have a twinkle in their eye.
They have a aura shoot out of their eyeballs.
Their aura.
They have fat magic.
They're juicy for sure, 100%.
They're one of those juicy people.
And when I say juicy, I mean personality.
They're also made out of water because they're humans.
Yeah, right?
Did you know that the humans were made out of water?
No, I didn't know that.
Thanks.
Thanks.
You should write it down because it's important.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, and when I go out there.
So, and I say, I say stuff like, well, what do you think of this?
Like, I'm not, you know, I know I'm dumb.
I don't know about that.
Well, that's not why we listen to it.
Oh, this is not an educational podcast.
Hey, I go, why do you listen?
Some people don't even know.
What do they say?
They go, I don't know.
It's like white noise.
Yeah, or some people go, it's just you sound like somebody
that I would hang out with.
We have the same tastes.
And we just like the trainwreck of it.
We are a trainwreck.
Yeah, we're a trainwreck.
And, you know, I try to get people to,
I've heard other people like try to listen to it
that didn't fall into it the way
Tiger Belly fans fall into it.
And they force listen.
And they go, yeah, we don't get it.
Yeah, you'll never get it.
You know, you'll never get it.
So let's talk about the new thing that you're in.
So have two movies coming out.
Woo!
Fancy!
Olivia.
Hello.
Me, Olivia.
Just one right after the other.
One of them is a Manson movie about the Manson girls.
And then one of them is sort of a buddy last summer.
I play a teenager in one and a literal murderer in another.
It's so funny.
But yeah.
And one of them is on Netflix.
It's sort of a teenager buddy comedy.
Let's talk about the Manson one first.
OK.
Wait, hold on.
Is that the one you do in Game of Thrones?
Sam Tarley's wife?
I love her.
She's in the queue.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's the lead.
Gilly.
Gilly.
Gilly, Gilly.
Gilly.
Is she nice?
She's so nice.
She's one of my good friends.
We see each other a lot still.
Does she live in LA?
Yeah.
Does she do the podcast?
Yeah, I can ask her.
You know, you know, just don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't whisper into it like you're some sort of whisper.
And I know me too.
I'm missing me too.
I know.
Gilly's so important.
She dropped the most essential piece of information
last season.
Don't tell me because I feel like I know what it is,
but don't tell me.
OK.
And I was like, oh my god, that's it.
She said it.
That was the most important scene ever.
Let me say something, OK?
We're not, we're not, no, don't even ask her.
We're not doing it yet.
Because I'm going to say this, you know,
we've got people coming up that we've talked about for years
and they eventually come to us.
She will come.
Gilly's not going to come to us on her own, babe.
She doesn't know who you are that we exist.
If you want to ask, you can ask.
But I'm not asking.
I'm not a freeloader.
I think this is something that she would like.
She's really fucking cool.
She's just like a cool chick.
She's not like a, you'll see.
What's the Manson, what's the plot of the Manson Girls movie?
So this version is done by the two women
who wrote and directed American Psycho.
Ooh.
Oh, I mean, already I got the chills.
I got bumpies on my body.
That's awesome.
I can't believe I elicited that response.
Yeah, yeah, I got bumps.
No, and they wanted to make a movie that
was more from the point of view of the women.
Because we always hear about him,
and they sort of look like these crazed hippie girls that
just stabbed a bunch of people for no reason.
That's sort of the way that they're painted is like.
And in reality, obviously, that wasn't the case.
And they were really seriously brainwashed
by an insane person who knew exactly what
to do to brainwash them and was using tactics that
are used in all sorts of brainwashing scenarios.
He was depriving them of protein,
waking them up every three hours, constantly telling them
his theories, which are just insane.
So it's sort of, you know, they murdered these people,
and they carried out his plan.
And they're going to be in jail for the rest of their lives.
And also, this movie sort of calls into question,
how did that happen?
And what was it like when they got to jail
and they started to denounce him?
And they had to deal with the fact
that they had murdered people.
I always wonder that, too.
Like people like you and me, given the circumstances,
I bet you anybody might fall prey to that brainwashing.
Especially, you know, wayward girls in the late 60s
who came from families that were really suppressed.
And then, you know, I mean, at least my character,
Patricia Crenwinkle, I played.
We can look her up.
I want you guys to see what she looks like.
She's really androgynous.
But anyway, how do you spell her name, first of all?
Patricia.
Patricia, wait.
Crenwinkle.
Wait, that's from your phone, babe.
Is it a review?
I don't know what's going on here.
It's a movie review.
Patricia Crenwinkle.
K-E-N, K-R-E-N, K-R-E-N.
Oh, there it is, there it is.
Images.
Oh, shit.
Is she still alive?
Yeah, she's still alive.
She was in, and that was a creepy thing.
She was that I was.
That's who you're playing?
Yeah, I'll show you a picture of the way
that I looked when I was.
That she is now.
She looks better now than she did, I think.
I thought she looked cool back then.
Yeah, that is cool.
She has a pretty cool look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyways, she was always struggled
with feeling insecure about her body.
She had an overgrowth of hair on her body growing up,
and she never, her dad told her she was ugly,
and she sort of was super insecure her entire life.
And then she met Charles Manson,
and he told her she was beautiful, and that he loved her.
And it's an incredibly powerful thing
to be chosen by a man as a woman when you haven't been before,
and especially someone who's handsome and charismatic.
So I think it is an interesting point of view to take
and an interesting thing to explore, which.
He was kind of like an influencer, I guess, back then.
Like, if he there was Instagram back then.
Oh, gee, influencer.
He might just be, he might have just been like a, you know.
But isn't that crazy how feeling loved
can make you do the most atrocious things?
It's exactly right.
That's how I felt about this.
Wow, I never thought of it that way.
And that's the thing is, who did?
I didn't think about it that way.
Yeah, because he's this little guy.
He didn't really participate in the murders.
Everyone did it on, you know, he must have been like just,
but his music was okay, right?
His music was, I don't think it was good.
A lot of people love it.
Actually, I have a fucked up story about me and Hannah.
So Hannah and I, Gilly, we were sitting outside of Moon Juice.
Yeah, in Silver Lake.
We were practicing because we had to sing some of his songs
in the movie and half of the movie takes place on the ranch
and half of it takes place in jail.
So we're in the whole thing and the whole process
and it cuts back and forth.
So anyways, we're in the jail
and we're singing the next day of one of his songs
and we meet up to go over it.
And we're sitting outside of Moon Juice just singing
like, I don't wanna listen, I don't wanna listen.
Like trying to practice it, but not be too loud
because it's also Charles Manson's music.
That's so weird.
And this girl comes out and she goes,
she's like, turns around and she goes, oh my God.
Are you guys singing Charlie?
I do yoga to this record.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
And like, would you really know what he was like
and like what he did?
Yeah.
I mean, he burned a swastika into his forehead in jail.
I mean, it's like, that's it.
Yeah, she called him Charlie.
Charlie, I listened to this while
I do yoga.
How horrendous of an energy.
That person needs, her life needs,
I shouldn't wish death on anyone,
but she needs to be locked up.
It's terrible.
Well, no.
And me and Hannah were like, yes,
it is, because that's a different layer of,
to be conscious that someone committed all of this
and to do the most reflective self-medicating thing
and to have that as a backdrop to a very healthy thing
is on a different level.
That's level up on the crazy side.
You know what I would have done?
Say that to me.
Oh my gosh.
Are you listening to Charlie?
Sharon Tate was my mother!
It just helps my downward dog.
Yeah, that's what I would say.
Sharon Tate was my mother who died.
Oh my God.
That would have shut her up real fast.
If you would have said that,
that would have shut her up, right?
For sure.
Because then she would feel bad,
she would Google it and say,
Sharon Tate did that many kids.
Yeah, exactly.
In fact.
But you should have done that.
Yeah.
Somebody that died in that house.
Yeah, no.
It's a really upsetting.
Yeah.
The deeper you get into it,
the more it has so many levels of just despicable.
Yeah.
Yeah, just everything.
Imagine if you were sitting with Robert Polanski.
What's his name?
Roman.
Roman Plaskin.
I was like, Robert Plaskin.
I love Robert Plaskin.
Because Roman Polanski,
well, he doesn't come to America
because of the kid stuff.
But...
The kid stuff.
But imagine if you were sitting next to him
and she said that and you listened to Charlie.
Oh my God.
What a fucking idiot.
Oh yeah, because he was such an idiot.
That whole thing, he was present.
Such a dingbat.
Yeah.
Dingbat.
And of course she was at fucking Moon Juice.
Oh my God.
But you know what?
I love Moon Juice.
I know, but come on.
Moon Juice is great.
It's so good.
I like the little blue algae drink there.
I like Moon Juice too,
but you know what I mean?
It's like Moon Juice.
It's very like, ooh.
Yeah.
Like crystals.
One more time.
One more time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You should do the Moon Juice commercial
and just do that.
Get them as a sponsor.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Crystals and chicks.
Make oil stuff.
Yeah.
No, we're playing this woman though.
You probably didn't really, did you wear makeup?
They probably made,
they would have to uglify you.
I didn't wear makeup.
They didn't put any makeup on us at all.
Like at all.
Can I see a photo of what you look like in the thing?
I can't wait.
You look nothing like her.
Nothing like her.
That's what I'm saying.
What the fuck?
But that's what they always do.
It's like, you know, I was watching,
you know, with Charlize Theron in Monster.
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
He became Eileen Warnows.
I know, but then if you really look at Eileen Warnows
and look at her monster photo,
it's still completely different.
She killed it.
She became her.
She was great.
There's nobody else who could have done that.
Wait, I'm trying to find it.
Okay.
Oh, here.
Oh, they did make you look like her.
Oh my God, they made her look,
that's fucking amazing.
Look.
Oh damn.
But the thing is, it's just basically hair
and no makeup and like, you know, it's like.
It's just me.
It's just me.
But when they house you in that,
when you're, that's your character
and you've gotten into that character and you're on set,
it's amazing how I've noticed like,
cause I've played all kinds of different characters
and I can tell if my character is written
as like a sexy girl
because everybody sort of treats you that way.
If you're written as this girl,
everybody's sort of like, oh, you know what I mean?
It's so funny how it really,
and I'm always the same person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's a different vibe that you give off as well on set.
Wow.
It's weird.
It is interesting.
You look like Ike Bernholz in that movie.
What?
Here's the poster.
You do?
Oh, that's the poster of the movie?
Yeah, I feel like this is so interesting for on air.
Oh my God.
Charlie says, that's what it's called.
And you're on the poster.
Oh, that's fucking amazing.
And so is Gilly, do you hear?
There's Gilly there.
She doesn't look like Gilly from there.
That's not your Gilly.
What a great, who plays Charlie Manson?
Matt Smith from the, Philip from the crown.
Oh, I love him.
I love that dude.
The crown is my favorite show.
And I keep telling Jenna over and over again.
It's the greatest show ever.
Have you not watched it?
Oh, you should watch it.
What's the second thing that you're in?
The second thing is Netflix.
That is a smaller part.
It's sort of just like a cute summer movie.
End of the summer going off to college buddy movie
with a lot of young kids that are on like Riverdale.
And you know, did you guys ever watch that?
I watched Riverdale.
So KJ Appa's the leading.
Yeah, yeah.
KJ Appa plays Archie and Riverdale babe
from Archie Comics.
He's gonna be on Netflix in May.
Oh, I can't wait to watch that one.
What's that called again?
It's called The Last Summer.
The last.
This is gonna be good.
Yeah.
It's cute.
It's gonna be cute.
It's really cute, yeah.
I want to open myself up to young life.
Because you know, I'll be honest that you're young
and you're fresh and you're young Hollywood or whatever.
I'm the fart one.
Sorry.
Class.
That's what I'm talking about.
Classic sound.
The most grossest is you have more burps or farts.
I just have this conversation.
I say burps 100%.
It depends.
If, God, it's a,
I am grossed out by burps of people I don't know.
Less than the farts of people I don't know.
You know what I mean?
I don't like strangers burps.
I'm okay with their farts.
Same.
But if it's someone I know,
I am okay more with their burps than their farts.
In terms of bodily, in terms of bodily noises,
these are my ranking.
Number one, for sure, queef.
Are you going to wait for my favorite?
My favorite.
Oh, okay, good, good.
I was gonna say.
Yeah, I love queefs the way they sound.
They're funny.
They're funny, right?
They have personality.
It also comes out in the most inappropriate times, right?
The queefs are very funny.
They don't smell.
Of course.
You know, sometimes they're juicy,
and I don't mean that in a very.
Like the fans of Dagger Valley.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I call them, like queefs.
And number two, I would have to say, I'm a fart guy.
I love farts.
He loves the smell of poo.
I do.
I don't like it either.
I'm sort of with you.
Wait, do you smell your dog's poo?
Yep, I squished it around in the back sometimes.
I do that too.
I know it's fucking disgusting, but I can't help it.
Oh my God, you're just like, do you like,
obviously you'd like the smell of gasoline.
Of course, I don't like it.
I used to sniff Sharpies in class.
Really?
That's why I got into brown.
Yeah, on your rez.
You know what I do sometimes?
I smell my own sperm.
Well, yeah, I mean like.
Smells like quinoa.
It does?
Yeah, it smells like chlorine.
Yeah, because you hook up with hippies.
Mine's like, mine's like.
The moon juicers.
Yeah, moon juicers.
Mine smells like chlorine.
Chlorine to me.
Look, it has a rounder smell to it though.
So it's a cross between quinoa.
I get the quinoa part.
I hate the maple and nut.
Strong tannins.
Yeah, tannins.
I'm getting that.
Look at the limes.
No, come.
Yeah, the notes are delicious.
It is very multilayer.
Is that a jewel?
I eat it with steak.
Yeah, I mean, I like the steak.
It's sometimes salmon.
Don't fucking come, what are we doing?
It's a jewel, why?
Just wondering.
But it doesn't have weed.
I smoke cigarettes sometimes when I'm working,
and I used to smoke.
But I don't smoke at home anymore.
Isn't it the best when you're on set and you did a scene
and then you have some time just to go around and have
a cigarette?
And Oliver does that?
And with all the people that smoke cigarettes.
Oh, I know.
It's so fun.
That's the thing, I can't help it.
And everybody on sets, you're like a smoker, right?
And I'm like, no, I'm really not.
It's just on set.
Yeah.
My favorite, when I was on animal practice, Justin Kirk,
used to go, he was a lead on it.
He used to knock on my trailer, and we would go around.
And there was this bench we went to.
And he would just talk about women, or the show,
how shitty the show is, or whatever.
And we would smoke.
And all those moments of me smoking with people,
that's why it's so hard when I'm on set.
Because there's something, yeah, there's something great
about us.
It's a fellowship, yeah.
Shouldn't sell smoking this way, though.
What?
I thought there's a fellowship in it.
Pick up a cigarette today.
Do you feel lonely, getting a cigarette?
Do you want friends around the circle?
You guys don't know what it's like.
No.
So good.
On set.
No.
Oh, my god.
So does he doesn't like burps?
No, I don't mind the noise of them.
I don't like the smell of them.
If I smell someone's burp, it really grosses me out.
But someone's fart, I literally couldn't care less.
I'm like, what?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, that's so fucking interesting.
Like, if someone says I farted, I kind of like.
Did you see the Michael Jackson documentary?
Yes.
How do you feel?
It's horrifying.
You believe?
Yes.
You believe the kids.
OK, well, let's move on, then.
Wait, what?
You're in the wrong building.
Hey, look at me.
No, yeah, I believe the kids.
I think what makes it most believable is that they never,
when they recall their experiences,
they never once said what he was doing at that time felt wrong.
They recall it as something that they
were proud to be a part of, getting all this attention.
And it wasn't until they got a little bit older
where they were able to say, hey, like, that actually
wasn't right.
Exactly.
And they also describe what you don't do when it's not true.
Their love for the man.
Yeah, that's right.
There's a sincerity.
Like, we don't want to hurt him.
We, you know, he was our friend.
And he helped us along our journey.
And we love the guy.
It's just that he did do this.
Excuse me.
That's exactly how he opens the whole movie,
is by saying that.
And to me, I agree with you guys that that
was the most telling thing of, like,
and people who are saying, like, Barbra Streisand.
Oh, my god, I know.
Just shut up.
But her saying that they also were involved and liked it,
it's like, yeah, but that's why it's so sad.
He also broke their hearts on top of physically, sexually,
using them and raping them constantly.
He also broke their hearts.
Yeah.
But that's part of grooming, right?
They don't, they're fully in love with this person.
Exactly.
Just blindly.
Exactly.
Also, Barbra Streisand.
Saying that, oh, his sexual preference.
Were his sexual preferences?
Oh, my god.
Barbra Streisand, they don't know anything about life.
Imagine being a kid, right?
And then, like, even as an adult back then,
if I met Michael Jackson, it would have blown my fucking
mind apart.
And I'm an adult, all right?
Imagine a kid.
It's almost as if they're meeting Santa Claus.
Like, something that's, like, otherworldly and unbelievable.
And if Santa Claus pulled his dick out with his red dick,
you know, he has a very red tip on his dress.
It's because it's cold.
No, it's not that it's not Rudolph.
It's not reindeer dick, nose dick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just red from the atmosphere he's from.
The northern atmosphere, right?
North Pole.
I was so sad when Barbra Streisand said that.
Me, too.
My favorite movie of all time is Yental.
Yeah, it's upsetting.
It's not only upsetting.
It could, I'm not going to say ruin her, but it's not.
I don't think, it's a bad luck.
She was quick to retract, and then I read the whole thing
again, and I was like, oh, maybe it was taken out of context,
and it wasn't.
No.
And also, I've seen people growing up with my parents
put trust in them for no reason.
You know what I mean?
Obviously not.
They would never take advantage of it, nor would they ever.
But it's like, people go, oh, yeah, take my kids,
and take this, and take that.
Because it's like, they're in your living room every day.
They're the biggest person in the world.
Like, why would they ever hurt you, you know?
And people put so much undeserved trust into famous people.
I think they do.
Yeah, but if Tom Hanks said your dad.
Hey, Kev, yeah, you know, I'm in town.
And so, see, your daughter, how's she?
Oh, she's seven.
I'm in town anyway.
Can she spend the night in my hotel room?
Of course not.
But of course not.
But what would Kevin say?
What would he say?
What would your dad say?
Go fuck yourself, right?
Yeah, of course.
I mean, that's.
Of course.
But I'm just talking, there's a certain power
that you have on your famous that makes people trust you
beyond what they should.
And I think people cry.
That's exactly.
Just to bring it back to them.
All right, all right.
I get what you're saying.
I did this dumb thing.
Do you remember when we, when I was younger,
I used to have anxiety about flying, not so much anymore.
But any time there would be someone relatively famous,
even when Heidi Fleiss was on my flight from Burbank to Vegas,
I was like, oh, Heidi Fleiss can't die.
So this plane's not going down.
Or when we went to Hong Kong and Jessica Alba was on the flight,
I was like, Jessica Alba can't die.
So I can just sleep the whole flight without worrying.
But that's a dumb, undeserved thing
that she was talking about, where I just think that there.
That's such a weird thing.
You would think that to ease your mind.
Like if I was on a plane with, like, you know,
for me, Olivia Jade.
Right, exactly.
There's no way she's the influencer of all of us.
Who'd be?
Who's she going to be?
So at ease.
Yeah, I'd be so at ease.
No, but you're right.
I mean, it's like, but let me ask you some names.
OK, so I'm going to ask you some stars, right?
And like, if you had a kid, all right,
and this is going to be a fun game toward the end here.
If you had a kid and this guy said, hey, let me just
take your kid out to the park.
I'll bring it back.
Who you would trust?
I feel like that someone asking me to take my kid for no reason
is already weird.
No, like, you know, I have a nephew.
They're going to meet up.
You know, there's a barbecue party.
Well, let's do play date with my kids and your kids,
like that.
Say it like that.
Yeah, but you're not going to be there.
As an adult, I want to know.
But you're not going to be there.
No, just be like, hey, I'm going to take my kid,
your kid out to this thing.
You're staying here.
So I'm going to give you some names.
Who would you trust?
We could all agree Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks, yeah.
That's pretty trustworthy.
Yeah, pretty fucking trustworthy.
Do you know he's playing, what's his name?
Mr. Rogers, right?
Did you like that movie?
I loved it.
Loved it.
Tom Hanks is playing Mr. Rogers.
That's a great question.
Oh my god, he's going to kill it.
He's going to win an Oscar.
He's going to win an Oscar.
Of course.
Would you cry if you met Tom Hanks?
I wouldn't cry now, but it would be a notable day.
Is there any celebrity that you would cry if you met them?
Like these?
I mean, they would have.
Oodles of women have been doing it here.
So you're not even making fun of me.
Everybody hurts what you're doing right now.
They're using it against me, and I was being vulnerable,
and I think that's wrong.
I would cry if I met, I think, Michelle or Barack.
I would feel like that.
I would cry there, especially if it was like a cool setting,
like somebody's barbecue, like Chris Spencer's barbecue.
There's a black guy named Chris Spencer that knows him.
And I would go, do you know how come you never
invite me, you know, because they play golf and stuff.
They do?
Yeah, they play golf together.
And I would definitely fucking cry.
But let's go back to my, I feel like there's a score
scurrying away from the game.
I'm scared of this game.
All right, so what about that guy that was in glass?
What's his name?
He played Mr. X?
Oh, James McAvoy.
James McAvoy.
James McAvoy said, hello, I'm going to bring your son
to the park real quick and come back.
Yeah, but because he plays a superhero in X-Men.
Yes or no?
Yes, yes.
Yes, he's great in interviews.
Noble.
Yeah, he's great in interviews.
Yes or no?
No, you guys wouldn't actually.
Yeah, I think I would.
We're very irresponsible people.
I would, and that's a real.
Take my baby, Mr. McAvoy.
Take my baby.
I mean, he seems like a good guy, so.
He's Professor X, you fucking ding-dong.
Fucking look, read.
Split?
Fuck, that's split.
Killed it.
Oh, yeah, OK.
Nick Nolte, Nick Nolte.
He would drown that baby.
No, no.
Baby, he's Nick Nolte.
Nick Nolte, maybe.
What about Keanu Reeves?
Yes.
He seems like the best.
100% yes.
I feel like he'd call his mom over to help him watch the baby.
And yeah, exactly.
And any woman in Hollywood except Barbara J.
Yeah.
That's terrible.
I feel like she would drown the baby.
Keanu could go, did, like, can she spend the night at my hotel?
I would be like, yeah.
I think I would let my kids go to the hotel.
Why would she go to the hotel?
Why did you choose that over Neal?
Wait, can I tell you guys something?
But I don't know if I am allowed to, but who cares?
It's not a big deal.
Tomorrow, I have an audition for the new version of Bill
and Tedza.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It was a remake.
I got to call my agent.
I got to get on audition.
You should have auditioned for my role.
Honestly, I was thinking, because they announced it,
and I go, you should be in it.
I'm going to try to get in it.
I'm going to call CAA tomorrow.
And I'm going to, really, I'm going to do it.
Yeah.
You're going to say so you can have it.
No, I have nothing to do with you.
I'm not going to be your name.
A reread.
She doesn't even have a producer session.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm going to put myself on tape.
Have you guys ever been to San Dimas?
No.
That's where Raging Waters is.
That's where Bill and Ted is in, right?
I just watched it yesterday.
You actually really have to be in it.
No, can you remind me?
Yeah.
I am literally going to call them tomorrow and go,
is there anything in the movie?
You know what I'm doing tomorrow?
I'm shooting a movie.
I'm doing Paulie Shor's movie.
What is it?
It's I'm playing.
I don't want to make fun of Paulie, so I love Paulie.
And you know what, guys, I'm done.
Paulie's like, D, can you please help me out in my movie?
And I go, what's the part called?
And he said, Chinese dumpling.
Is it animation?
No, it's real.
So he sends me to the sides for a Chinese dumpling.
And I'm reading it.
And my gut is like, you can't, you can't, you can't.
But I have to say yes.
I have to say yes to Chinese dumpling.
Because he's your lifelong friend.
Yeah.
And my friend in it, who's this big black guy,
his name is Big Black Eye.
And I'm not even fucking kidding you.
His name is Big Black Eye.
So Chinese dumpling and Big Black Eye.
You said it was punky.
It was Big Black Mama.
Yeah, Big Black Mama.
That's what it was, Big Black Mama, OK?
But no one's called Big Black Mama ever.
And no one's called Chinese dumpling, by the way.
And it's the most racist thing you've ever heard.
So I just, I threw it out.
I can't believe it's allowed in these statements.
I know.
And you see, so I call and I go, yo, dude, yeah,
of course I'll do the movie.
But I just can't be called Chinese dumpling.
Well, I did.
It's just, you know, I'm on a sitcom now.
And I'm playing a regular guy with no accent.
We never refer to my ethnicity in the show.
And I think that's just the direction
that Holly was going, you know?
No, I did.
Chinese dumpling did.
Thank god.
And I go, yeah, then I can't do it.
Then he goes, what about Benny?
I go, Benny's fine.
All right.
So I'm Benny.
But then when we were doing the shh take,
oh, no, my name is Benny, it's still in it.
But he said, yeah, you Chinese dumpling.
So he said that on his coverage.
On his cover, you black fucking mama, you Chinese dumpling,
because she changed her name, too.
Did she ask to be called?
Yeah, yeah, her name is like Kimberly or something.
Big Black Mama.
So on the size, he changed the name.
On her size, under the care was Big Black Mama.
So imagine this black woman, you know?
She's a nice little woman.
And she's like, oh, but he doesn't anyway.
But can I say this?
It's like, you know, I'm a fan of Paul.
You know, I did that one line in the Adam Sandler thing.
One line is fine.
I'm, you know, I'm here.
This is the year where I'm just here to.
Rise like a phoenix.
No, not let my ego, I've said no to things.
Remember, like, you know, people go, hey, you do
reoccurring on a good place.
And I'm like, yeah, but I auditioned for that show.
And they didn't make me a regular.
What a mistake that was.
New girl, too.
I tested for a new girl and I didn't get in there.
Like, you want to do reoccurring?
I refuse because I was supposed to be a serious regular.
You know what I mean?
You pick the black guy, right?
And you make decisions based on resentment.
It's never a good way to go.
You're going to lose every fucking time.
And Howie Mandel told me that.
Well, is that why you, you said yes to Chinese dumpling?
I said Benny.
Oh my God.
But watch the movie.
It's coming out.
So you're working on it tomorrow?
Yeah.
That's cool.
Well, you could be going out for Bill and Ted's.
It's so sweet.
That's cool.
No, what I'm going to do is.
You're going to get offered.
Just do offer only.
Well, that's been his problem.
You got to go out on the resentment.
I just need a read.
Just give me one read, please.
And if you're anything to do with the movie and we a lot of,
you know, we have a lot of people reaching out to us.
Now we have the guy from Interpol, the lead singer.
He's going to do it.
We had Noah Mack.
You want a young Che Chek is reaching out.
Yeah.
They all wanted Tiger Belly.
So I feel like now we're reached.
We're reaching a point where people are going, you know,
every day in Cook keeps going, kind of come back on.
People want to do it.
So I feel like this reaches beyond.
You know what I mean?
Our little circle of.
So if you have anything to do with Bill and Ted's,
put Sosie and I in the fucking movie.
Yeah, at least you know, I will not do it without Sosie
making it in the contract.
Honestly, how you let me, you and I working together
for a couple of days.
Would that be fun?
So would you smoke cigarettes again?
Yeah, we probably smoke one or two cigarettes.
Is that bad?
Can they make a promise?
Yeah.
Make a promise to me.
And this is never going to happen, right?
But if Sosie and I are in working on a SAG affiliated SAG
after affiliated project, am I allowed to smoke cigarettes
on set with him?
I don't know.
How long has it been since the two years?
Two years.
Oh, wow.
All right.
Well, I didn't realize that it was.
No, no, no.
Am I allowed, babe?
No, because she's in shape and you're not.
You're once.
I don't want it to happen then.
I'm not in the contract.
You help me out and make me let me work.
Sosie takes care of herself another way.
Let me work, babe, because I can't just
say yes.
Then get fit.
No, just say yes, babe, because it's not going to happen.
Just do it.
What do you mean?
Just say yes, just say yes.
No.
Then you say yes to getting fit.
Well, then I'm not going to be in built heads.
Cancel the research.
You just put it on the universe.
Anyone that's still, where we at time?
We're over an hour.
We do.
You know, we've been on this train before.
Unhelpful advice.
Go ahead.
Unhelpful advice with Bobby Kalayla and Sosie Bacon.
This is a fun question.
I think you guys have a similar story,
but Sosie would love to hear your response.
Well, I'm currently in Atlanta for work.
I decided to go watch a movie by myself
since I got off work a little later in the night.
I got there and bought myself a drink and nachos,
sat down and was enjoying the previews,
until a group of three people sat next to me.
During the movie, the one on my left
was texting with her full on full brightness.
She was also FaceTiming with headphones on so loud
that I could hear it.
I tried to watch the movie ignoring her,
but I was so distracted because the phone was literally
aimed at my face.
I did not want to confront the lady
because if anything happened, I was outnumbered
and had no escape plan because I had Ubered there
and it was out of my element without the knowledge of the area.
I eventually just left the movie because I wasn't enjoying the movie.
I wasn't enjoying the movie anymore.
I spoke with the manager and was given a full refund.
If you were in my shoes, what would you have done?
What would you have said anything, and he's by himself?
Wait, first of all, if he's by himself,
how did he leave and get an Uber
if he didn't have a knowledge of the area?
I'm confused about that one section.
Sosy likes the logistics.
Yeah, I was like, that's not even the main thing.
Sosy, that has nothing to do with it.
Sosy.
She works for Lips.
She's sponsored by Lips.
Sosy.
Remember when she was confused about the person
sending me the picture earlier?
Sosy has nothing to fucking do with the fucking situation.
We're not going to answer that question to you.
It's just dumb.
Get your shit together, all right?
So you're in a theater regardless of how you got in there.
This happens.
Of course, I would say, put your phone away, please.
If you don't, I have to take a lift by myself,
even though I came here by myself.
Let go of the lift.
Let go of the lift idea.
I wouldn't say anything.
What?
You're pretty spineless, although one time I was.
One time, yeah.
No, no, no, that was different, because someone verbally
confronted us.
But one time I was at a Palo Natini concert at the Wiltern,
and I was just so ready for this amazing time,
because I love him so much.
And I was there, and the person in front of me
had their phone fully on bright and was texting.
Did you take a lift there, though?
I did.
I did take a lift there by myself.
Happy so you follow?
Yeah, I got it.
I wasn't fully.
I didn't know the area very well, if that, you know.
But yeah, I told him nicely.
I was like, dude, that shit's just getting in the way.
Can you put it away?
And I cannot stand that.
Did he put it away?
He did, eventually.
I think in a movie also, it's like you're really not
supposed to take out your phone at all.
No, exactly.
That really perturbs me when people would make it.
They take me out of it.
If I see someone next to me and they take their phone out,
it takes me out of the scene.
Or whatever I'm watching.
I agree.
Yeah, I'm not good at confrontations.
I'm not good.
I would probably move away and go to the back,
unless the movie was packed.
Which in nowadays, if it's not the Avengers opening night,
there's going to be some room.
I would move.
I would move, too.
Yeah, yeah, I would move, too.
I would do that first if it was open.
I don't think you would say anything.
Do you ever think that you wouldn't say anything
because you wouldn't want someone to recognize you
and be like, oh.
No, I want people to recognize me when I get in confrontations.
If I'm in a restaurant, they won't see me, ask her.
Yeah, he enjoys that part.
I'll try to get people to do selfies with me.
His favorite thing in the world is being told no by somebody.
And then someone wanting a picture with him.
And then that person who said no, watching him
get all this recognition.
And the other time, we were in Gilbert, Arizona.
I did something this weekend.
I'll show you.
I'll tell you.
OK, go ahead.
It was him, his brother, and me.
And we walked into this bakery.
And it's a very super judgy Mormon town.
And we look pretty disheveled.
His brother is a skateboard with him.
We look like dirty kids, basically.
But she had such a snotty attitude with us.
She didn't want to answer questions about the pastries
or anything like that.
But Bustle Bobby's really pissed, like that fucking bitch.
She hates Asians.
You could just tell her vibe was really just like, ugh.
She thinks of a Chinese dumpling.
Yeah.
She's the cast and director for the movie.
And so Bobby was really just like stewing over this.
And then somebody comes in, and he's like, oh shit, Bobby Lee
takes a picture with him.
And you just see the joy.
I love it, because my priff is always on the person.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get that.
Because fuck her.
And then she changed, which made it even worse.
That's the thing that's so annoying about people.
Yeah.
And then they're like, oh, welcome.
Yeah, come right in.
And it's like, if she had stayed a bitch,
I would have respected her.
But she didn't.
She was like, oh, what else do you guys want?
All of a sudden, she's nice.
She had no problem with you except for whatever it was,
that you were disheveled or whatever.
It's just messed up.
That's fucked up.
But it's where you turn is the fun part.
It's like I was at a restaurant and the waitress this weekend
in Houston.
And the waitress was really rude and abrupt
and throwed through the menus on the table.
And it was kind of just like, you know what it is?
They don't think that I'm going to tip,
because I just looked the way I do.
Because I looked disheveled, right?
And then three or four people, you know,
go Tiger Valley or whatever, whatever, whatever.
And then a couple of waiters, like bussters and people
that work with her were saying, is that Bobby Lee, whatever?
And then she came up and she was like, oh my god,
are you like, you know, they're saying
that you're a comedian, isn't that?
And then that's when I do my shift.
And I go like this, I go.
And I don't, I turn into the biggest fucking cocksucker.
That's my favorite.
That's my favorite situation of all time.
If she continued to be rude and like, threw your food at you.
What?
Now if she was consistent and didn't give a shit
and continued to treat you the same way,
would you respect her?
In LA, they would do that, because they don't give a fuck.
But anywhere outside in the Midwest or South or whatever,
they can't, because still, it holds, to me,
it doesn't hold any kind of power or whatever.
Like I don't give a fuck, you know, about who her,
you know, and then all the whole thing.
I mean, if you were a fucking asshole,
you just would not be here.
I don't care who the fuck, right?
You're here because we just like you.
You're just some, no, you are, you have just a pleasant.
And she talks about you all the time.
She really does.
Not like in a creepy way.
I just say like we should move to HV.
This hairy Mexican animal over here
talks about you all the time, you know what I mean?
Jenna, I love you.
Thanks for your help.
Thanks for all your help, I appreciate it.
So Z, can you tell him how great Highland Park is?
Yeah, it's the best, I love it.
Well, let's find a house there.
I know, I've been telling you and you're always like,
you never look at the places in Highland Park
that I want to go see.
I really, really like it, I think.
Yeah, it's totally, it's more my vibe.
It's my.
It's very cool.
Wait, I was gonna say something, what the fuck was it?
We're not gonna continue until you've come up with it.
Oh, it goes back to the Michael Jackson thing.
Sorry to say, but it's like when they find,
when someone finds out that you're famous,
the behavior immediately changes.
Yeah.
It's really, it's somebody, there's gotta be a book
or some sort of like, I'm sure there are people
that are doing like studies on the phenomenon of that.
Of fame.
Of fame and all that.
It's really, really strange.
It's, and I'm gonna, and I know I opened with it,
I'm gonna close with this thought of the people crying.
Just no, no, just hear me out, just hear me out.
I'm gonna say something, I really truly believe this,
is at the end of the day, I think I'm a piece of shit.
And I say it, and I, you know,
ask any comment that's in the green room.
I'm just like, dude, you did a good show.
I was like, I don't know, but it's like, you know what I mean?
I'm always like, you know what I mean?
Just really bummed about me, the way I look or how I am.
You know, I'm like, you know, people go,
you know, you sold tickets, I don't know why.
You know, I have that, so when it happens,
at the end of the day, it's really strange.
And when I only do it, I do false cocky, right?
To get laughs or, you know, it's funny.
I think it's more honest though,
the way you do it, where you genuinely say that
you find joy in that versus someone who acts
like they're too cool for it.
And, you know, they get all this recognition
and they're like, oh, that's nothing to me.
And I'm like, whoa, to say that it means something to you
is more real.
I find it to be fun and funny that that happens because,
but I think because, I think it's cool
because of the fact that I know that I'm not special.
Like I, you guys know me, I'm lazy, I'm moody.
I'm lazy.
I don't know, I don't know how to pay taxes.
I don't know how to pay bills.
I don't know anything.
It's true.
I don't know how the world works.
I don't know how to tell the times on the hands.
You can't tell, you can't even know how to read the time.
The hands, I swear to God, I don't know it.
And I swear on my parents' life,
I don't know how this fucking works.
You only can read digital.
If there was no digital and you asked me what time it is.
What time is it?
This.
Here, look, look at this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know how to do it.
But that's why people also, I think like the show
because you are, are genuine about it.
And like you have a non sort,
you have a funny take on your position of your fame
or whatever.
That's why people like it because it's genuine.
You know what I mean?
And it's not like you're, you're covering up any insecurity
with like fake like bravado of like, you know what I mean?
Because you just not like that.
And that's why you like your fans
because they're the people that connect with that, you know?
Yeah, and also I think that's why they really rally behind you
when you get a job or when you book something
is because they know truly that, you know, it,
you're not just, oh yeah, I've done this or this job.
You were like, whoa, I really booked a job.
Yeah, yeah, I love splitting up together
like their Instagram posts because no matter what they post,
it's, there's always seven or eight Tiger Belly fans.
So that's say, nosotras papaya or, you know what I mean?
My captain, my captain.
No, but people write on my posts all the time,
like what are you gonna be on Tiger Belly?
I swear, this is the biggest thing I've ever done.
Like I'm not joking.
Like this and 13 reasons why.
Dream higher, dream higher.
But seriously, I get messages all the time
about it and DMs about it.
Like it has a huge network
and I was just on it one time, you know?
Well now twice and you killed it again.
No, you guys did.
No, you, come here, look at me right now, okay?
Hold hands, no, no, no, touch her.
Bill and Ted's, Bill and Ted's.
Put your hand here, I'm not gonna touch you, okay?
Okay, I'm gonna just, or touching, okay?
Is that, no, you're always family here.
Yeah, anytime you want to promote something,
you can come on and promote it.
And we don't want the lady from Game of Thrones.
I do, I do, I do.
It would help us.
I'm gonna ask her.
It would help us, but we're not asking.
Yeah, right, no.
But it would help us.
You would never.
Okay.
Give her a round of applause, come on everybody,
give her a round of applause.
Can we ask her about the live thing anymore?
What, I don't, I love Sublime.
Me too.
Can we ask, so I'm gonna ask you three more questions.
We have some Patreon listeners
that wanted to ask a rapid fire question.
Specific, yeah.
All right, let's do it.
The Socialist Repire, this is from Palulo Zappant.
If you could have another food as your last name
and what would it be?
Croissants.
Ooh, so anyone for here?
Someone suggested Bobby Bulgogi.
That's a little too, on the nose.
Illiteration.
All food, yeah.
Pussy.
Bobby Pussy.
Bobby Pussy like that.
Galala, what would you do?
Gosh, I don't know, Chico, Chico Fruit.
Oh, Galala Chico Fruit.
Chico Fruit.
Just Chico.
Just Chico?
Yeah, that's cute.
This is from Necro Electric Podcast.
Would you ever be in a remake of one of your dad's films?
I've auditioned for many and I haven't gotten any.
Oh, no, the remakes of it?
I auditioned for Flatliners, didn't get it.
You did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's okay, it bombed anyway, so you're good.
Exactly.
No, I'm just kidding.
Was that Ellen Page's part?
Yeah, I don't remember which one I auditioned for.
I would think that you guys are the same Democrat.
I was probably bad in the audition.
No, you weren't.
No, I really think I was.
Anyways.
And then last one from Amir Kashkanshi.
Any non-career goals before you turn 30?
Non-career?
Yeah, I guess non-entertainment.
Oh, I don't.
Socie does a lot of social work.
So she goes over to Tijuana, she helps,
she just does a lot of stuff.
Yeah, I would like to do as much of that as I can.
Thanks for reminding me how all the good things you do.
No, I work with formerly incarcerated youth
and we have a lot of kids that we did a film with
and I guess a goal would be to have all of the kids
that I worked with in that program be engaged
in some sort of art classes or internships
or something in that capacity so that they're occupied
and employed in a way that is helping them kind of recover
from what they've gone through.
So that'd be awesome.
We're already working on like three or four.
So we have like probably 10 more kids, but they're awesome.
And I hope that they're awesome.
How do you, who introduces you to this program?
Did you create it?
No, I started working with this program
called Unusual Suspects where we went to Camp Gonzales,
which was a juvenile camp in Calabasas and taught theater.
And I was a mentor, meaning like I was a volunteer.
And then a couple of the teaching artists from there
split off and started this program called Act 2
where we got formerly impacted youth.
And they all have like these networks where they talk
and youth justice coalition.
There's all these sort of LA incarcerated youth programs
and they all talk and we got these kids to come.
And I work with this woman named Laurel Butler.
She's the best.
She's like, organizes all of it.
And they wrote a play and then we put it on
and then we made it into a film.
So I will post the trailer.
I posted it and I'm gonna post an invitation
to the screening on my Instagram
and anyone can come if they want to.
Oh, have you seen it?
Yeah, no, I haven't seen the full thing.
I've seen the trailer.
So I'll probably watch it.
Can we see the trailer on YouTube or no?
Yeah, I have the trailer.
I can send it to you.
I'll post it, yeah.
That's all our questions.
Thank you, Sosie.
Long winded.
Clap for her.
Let's end with a clap.
Thanks for having me back.
Of course.
We'll be right back with some housekeeping.
Real papayas, you're the one, you're the one, you're the one.
Real papayas, I'm gonna list off the real papayas.
My buddies, Mark Foley in the house, Will Boschler
out of the house, Bond Johnson, Bond Johnson.
Yeah, Javi's from Singapore.
He's from Thailand.
Juan J. Aguirre from the Aguirre clan.
Love that.
From the Netherlands.
Laszlo Tatay from the Tatay guys.
Melvin Flores, love your eye.
One eye.
Rachel Wilkins, beachy, silly.
Spencer Brown.
I don't know what that was.
Sorry, Spencer Brown.
That was a blessing.
Spencer Brown, I don't know.
For Spencer Brown, I love you.
That's better.
Wes Diggs, yeah.
That's such a Hollywood name, Wes Diggs.
We're like, we need to name our kids something
that simple and catchy.
Now you guys heard the Houston green room.
Is that out yet?
Yeah.
Yeah, on our Patreon.
Yeah, on our Patreon, the Houston one.
And I thought that was really fun
because number one, these couple of local comics
were really excited to do it.
I forgot their names, but.
And I forgot what they looked like.
Now Grant and Ben Jackson.
Shanti Taran.
Grady Pruitt and Ben.
Have you ever met Grady Pruitt, babe?
I know what he looks like.
I saw a picture of him.
Oh, he's so funny.
He's so cute.
I'm telling you, Ben Jackson, these kids,
and you know, here's another thing about these kids
is they drive me around at nights.
You know, the club will go, all right,
well, after the show, they'll go,
we'll drive you back to the hotel.
I can't go to, you know, I need to go to like CVS
to get my facial ointments.
I need to get food.
And I don't have a car,
but these local guys drive me around
and they're so fun to hang out with.
And Ben Jackson, Grady, you guys did a good job
and you too, Shanti.
But anyway, I'm gonna go.
Yeah, guys, so make sure you actually check out
that episode.
It was Dave.
So make sure you go to patreon.com slash tigerbelly.
And I once again, thank you to all the supporters on there.
So, so secretant.
Man, you guys are, your dynamic with her is awesome.
She gets you guys relaxed.
She's just the best kind of person.
Yeah, it just seems really easy to have her on.
She's a friend, you know.
Always welcome back.
In case you guys are wondering,
if you look behind Klyla.
In case you're wondering why I'm eating this meal,
my sugar was dropping.
It's mashed cauliflower with a mushroom beast on top
with a beyond burger sausage,
which means it's vegetarian meat.
Okay, co-window professional chef.
Geez.
She makes vegetarianism very tasty.
So if you need someone to cook your meals,
my sister's at,
she should really start her own catering business.
My sister's a good cook.
Efficient meal prep, guys.
If you look behind George and Klyla,
there's this wonderful amazing shirt.
Me walking down the street, being so good to me.
Guys, we have a date we're gonna announce right now
when we're dropping the shirt.
It is going to be, I guess you just forgot the date.
I know the day.
Let me pull up a Google calendar.
This shirt will-
You'll be about irresponsible.
I know, guys.
Today's the eighth, so add two days.
The 10th plus seven.
Oh, man.
17.
It's gonna be the 17th, guys.
The shirts are available on the 17th.
Not only these two shirts,
we have a gray version and we have a white version,
but we have a pin.
A pin, here, here.
I got one here.
Ooh.
Let me put it to the camera.
You guys remember, it's our Bobby Tiger Belly Elmer's Glue
pin, so you can make sure you cop those.
Oh, I'm wondering if we have a huge stash.
Oh, George is showing it.
Are there any shout-outs you'd like to give to the world?
Shout to-
Bobby has a lot of shows coming up, actually,
and I think May and June.
So you can go to bobbylealive.com for all his available dates.
And George, any shout-outs for you
or any announcements you wanna drop to the Slup Kingdom?
I think we're good.
A lot of good guests coming up.
Yeah, exciting.
Yeah, whoever you guys like,
let us know in the comments
if you're watching on YouTube or shoot us a message or a DM.
We'll try to get them.
We'll do our best.
And Big B, how you doing over there?
You weren't here last week.
Great.
Great to be back.
Great job.
I'm so happy to be back.
I don't like it when you're enthusiastic, Bryce.
I'm very enthusiastic.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
I'm so enthusiastic.
No, because I-
I'm so proud of you.
Bryce is cool and collected, and I always,
that's his essence, and that's why I like him in the room.
It's the same way, like, if you start screaming-
Don't try to be interesting, Bryce.
Stay in your lane.
Like, you know what I mean?
No?
Stay boring.
Is my sugar dropping?
Yeah, Elle, you look like you're about to die.
Can I eat?
No, I'm so hungry.
Start eating.
My sugar's so high.
Yeah, Bryce!
This is Kalilah.
I like your essence.
I think I'm passing away in front of the camera.
Damn, you're like turning into dust.
Goodbye, I love you guys so much.
You can follow me at Calamity K.
You can follow George at-
George underscore, Kimmel.
You can follow Big B at-
Oh, Bryce Halleck, yeah.
And you can follow Sosie on Instagram.
Forgot her handle, but make sure you follow-
At SosieBacon, you can follow everything Bobby Lee
at bobbylealive.com, or on his handles at Bobby Lee Live.
And-
And Jenna Jimenez.
Oh, and also shout out to Jenna Jimenez,
who was sitting, reading a book in the corner.
Make sure you follow her as well.
What book?
She was reading something.
Did we promote the book, George?
I was curious, I didn't have an angle on it.
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