TigerBelly - Episode 27: Sorry Wally Wong
Episode Date: February 3, 2016Bobby apologizes to six people including Charlie Sheen.Judge Neutral Nancy gives her unbiased verdict.Khalyla goes over the possible benefits of sucking on goat teats.We discuss the log cabin... days, cloning siblings, a stalker from Florida and how to lie to win."We are but a patch of blossoming flowers." -B. Lee  Recorded February 01, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome to Tiger Belly be Lee
Kalilah Gilbert and we have a guy named Georgie porgy doing the camera work and he's a white and he's amazing
I love white people. They're kind. We need a little bit of diversity in this. We need diversity in here
I want to start off today's podcast by doing many many apologies
Daddy spent all day putting out fires didn't he yeah?
I had fires to put out today and it's because of this podcast and it's because of my podcasting
I say things that um, I just have no filter and I just say things and
I've learned a very valuable lesson lesson lesson lesson and I want to apologize number one to John
caparillo
John caparillo had a spat with Joey Diaz and I went on Joey Diaz's podcast
I might have said some things and my true feelings toward John is that he's a great comic and
And he's changed over the years. He's a really nice guy. Um, and
You guys just rehashing things that happened like eight years. Yes eight years ago
We just had an argument on the phone and I um, I truly apologize. He's a great comedian if you ever
Have John performing at your city just go see him because he's a really good stand-up
And he's a father and he's got a beautiful wife and I fucked up
And that's what I'm saying. I mean to reiterate my point a few podcasts a few episodes ago
Everyone is allowed to have a window of being shitty
So if John caparillo's window of not being a great he wasn't no, but we just talked he wasn't shitty
It was all our us. Oh, so it was all of you. Yeah. Yeah, we
Perceived it wrong so eight years ago. It wasn't him being shitty. It was me being absolutely crazy
I this is what I like and Joey Diaz is crazy and Dom Herrera is crazy
John was a good guy and we're bad people. You guys we're bad. I'm a bad person
So I apologize to John. Hopefully one day you'll forgive me and also
And then on the next episode, he's gonna apologize to Joey Diaz for saying that Joey Diaz was crazy eight years ago
Because he was perceived wrong as well. This is just gonna go on
On the second thing second apology. I want to apologize to Kate Quigley
Last podcast or a couple podcasts ago. I we talked about her and
Well, let's let's rehash what you said about her first. He said she had a muscular butt
Which I think is not a great compliment. Yeah, and
And so one of you fucking douchebags that listened to this fucking podcast God
commented on her fucking Instagram or something and
Wrong information. Yeah delivered wrong information and then all of a sudden I get fucking
heat from her and
So what I said about her was wrong
She's a great comedian. She's an up-and-coming comedian
I should have never talked about that. I had sexual encounters with her
I should never even talk about stuff like that. It's already out there. That's what I'm talking about now
But I want to apologize to Kate Quigley
For saying that you had a muscular asshole
Yeah, the way with the butt cheeks are muscular the anus must be too and so what did right true
You're not gonna have a muscular butt cheeks in a fat loose butthole
No, no, no because what assholes are watertight, right because of sphincter sphincters are actually like muscles
Yeah, so you have muscles all through that so what I said what I said wasn't wrong
True. Okay, right. So all right
So Kate and also the thing that she did at the avian awards
With the thing with the black guy. What's his name?
Walka-Flocka walka-walka with walka-walka, right? That was all staged
And how did you find this out?
Because she told you know Brian Redban told me so does Brian Redban angry at you, too
Yeah, yeah, I want to apologize to Brian Redban number three number three Brian Redban. Why because
He yeah, he kind of
Scolded me about why I heard a thing. She heard me and then I went after him
You know, I mean like a mad person like pretty bad
Like don't ever fuck like they kind of don't talk to me like that. Well, Brian was more like, you know, dude
She's just trying to make it and you're being like sexist and like basically like taking the whole like why are you being?
That's fine. That's fine. I was in the wrong
I'm the bad person
So I apologize to Brian. You're right. Oh great
No, just because I have my little notebook in front of me. I know but you cannot
You cannot open it. Okay, so what I'm gonna say right now in the show. I had it all prepared. All right, that's fine
But that's on you. It's on me. I'm not a comic, but I do have thoughts on
Okay, but that's not okay. I want to say I want to say decayed into Brian Redban
This is not swear to God. I don't know the fuck isn't that it's a notebook
Whatever Kalilah or whatever judge presiding judge, but not don't get into it yet. I'm not done with my apologies
Okay, finish your alright, so let's
Recap okay, okay number one. I
Swear I so sorry John. I
Am I know you are I feel so bad about it. I have a loud mouth. I don't know what I'm doing. I
Shouldn't even be doing this
You know, I mean, I'm you know, he did say something on the phone that really made me angry
Which was he says well, they're at you know, you're a joke thief. I heard that. Yeah, whoa, like I've never
In my whole career have been acute. Well, Wally Wong
When I first started my first two weeks. Yeah, Asian guy. I already talked about that
But you didn't go tell us rocket to the moon. No, not him. Oh, no, no
There's Peter Chen. That's Peter. Get your fucking Asians right Asians, right? Okay
There was a comic named Wally Wong on a San Diego and I when I first started doing stand-up I
Got on to a TV show which was called make me laugh. It was on Comedy Central and
Mark Cohen
was the host and
I would been I'd been new comedy for six months and
I auditioned for I got it. I don't know why
So I'm on a show basically what it is. You have a contestants. They have three comics and
Two of the contestants they choose what comic to come up to make them laugh. And so I only had
Three minutes of material
So Pat Buckles the lady that books the show she goes don't worry about it. You're only gonna get picked once or maybe twice
I got picked every single time. So by the sixth time I had no more jokes, right?
So I didn't know what to do. I'm on television. So I took a Wally Wong joke. I rewrote it Mancia style
Yeah, and I did it and
Okay, so yeah, I stole it. That's a big confession. I went to Wally Wong
As soon as I did that and I said I did this. What did he say? Fuck you?
Don't have a talk to me again. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he still hates me
This Wally Wong fuck it hates me. Fuck. Um, I don't give fuck number five apologize to Wally. So Wally Wong number five
Sorry Wally Wong
So, all right. So anyway, John accused me of being a joke thing, which is fine
I've never heard that you can look at all my jokes. Tell me who I wrote them
fine, let's just move on but
So that's my apologies on and then Kate and then Brian I apologize and I'm the bad one. I'm evil
incarnate
And I shouldn't I should be in prison
You know me. I shouldn't be out in the free world
so
That's that and you may open up your notebook now, madam disclaimer before this Bobby does not know I
Swear to fucking
Let me tell you something right now
I mean, I'm in the comedy community. I understand. Okay, and it's fickle. Mm-hmm. It's moody
And there are revenges that go on and there are think people that talk shit and it could really affect
The ebb and flow of my business ebb and flow
Okay, so with that in mind you read what you have written down. Okay. I call this the Quigmeyer
Stop all right, go. Okay. No, no, no, it's a Quigmeyer. It's a quagmeyer, but it's a Quigmeyer. This is Kate Quigley, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna bash anybody, but my name is judge neutral Nancy. Okay, Court is in session
She wanted me to do that. We talked about before and I'm I'm I'm
Saying all this from because I've watched this unfold in the last two days
I've read her text messages to you Brian's to you. I've heard I heard Brian on the phone
Yeah, his accusations towards you and you know, and I know you personally
Yeah, but my name is let me repeat judge neutral Nancy. Okay, so I'm sorry. Thank you Baylor. Thank you
So I'm taking a completely unbiased stance here
Okay, and as a lover and defender of women of all types my verdict is the following all three of you are guilty
Me including you sir. Okay. We already know that because you've made five fucking apologies
Oh
Mr. Bobby Lee, oh, and I hadn't bail if please pass me the the verdict the jury
Just on camera. So none of this improv works
All right, Bobby. Mr. Bobby Lee, you're guilty of having diarrhea of the mouth
guilty of kissing and telling and forgiving your unsolicited critique of someone else's comedic credibility
Okay, that's what you're guilty of
Say you're sorry
I'm sorry
What are you doing here?
Brian Redban you're guilty of practicing hypocrisy and defending a woman on the supposed grounds of Bobby's sexism and misogyny
When you have a podcast called the sexual harassments of Brian Redban wherein you would sexualize the female form at every angle of conversation
So you're guilty for that. I love you Redban. I really do. You know, I always rub your belly when I see you and
And finally
Kate Quigley, you're guilty for dramaticizing a non-issue like me a
Woman you have emotions. So we both just need to learn to thicken our fucking skins and learn to roll even with the mean boys
so with that said
You Brian Redban Kate Quigley and Bobby Lee are charged with a misdemeanor as
As today's presiding judge and a casual spectator of comedians and their drama
I sentence you all three of you to three weeks of intense comedy bootcamp held by none other than the hashtag king himself that fan
case close case close wow
Wow when I got the text from John Capurulo, which I'll read to you
May I read it? No, no, no, well, we were done. I already have all these
So we'll never talk about it again. Yeah, we're done with that. Let's move the fuck on forward, please
Yeah, you said your apologies. I said my two peas. It's not muscular
Right. All right. Let's move on. I have a fucking actually. No, you have a sixth apology to make sir
Why a six? Why tell me what's the six? He went this motherfucker this lying motherfucker to my left
Went on Joey Diaz's podcast. Oh, yeah, there we go and said. Oh
Yeah, I absolutely love to eat ass
Who doesn't eat ass?
Come on, Coco. You know, everyone eats ass and I love my own ass being eaten
I know fucking piece of shit liar when in Rome you lie
You lie to win you lie to win and I'm in the ass eating den of Joey Diaz
I can't say I don't like eating it. Well, you think he would attack him because I feel yeah, because he was like
Oh, you know, you know me and so I go. No, I like it
But then you made what's the name of his the other guy on his podcast you
Well, yeah
It is a Jew. He's a fat Jew. He's a Jew. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry for that
You so many cameras are you were ragging on him for you know, not delving into the you know
The deep cavernous the truth is this the truth is this is that's where poopy comes from
Mm-hmm, and I'm always afraid that a turtle head is sticking out. Yep, right?
So I'm going down on you, right?
There's the the rectum correct anus and I stick my tongue
But instead of going in the hole, there's a little tail sticking out that would be poop. Okay for starters
You're not supposed you're not supposed to stick your tongue in when you eat ass
You're not supposed to tongue fucking asshole. What do you do? You just lick it. You just eat it
Eating is actually the wrong word. You just so you don't suck. You put I mean, let me ask you
Is it like Boba like Boba you you chew you don't chew anything. There's no chewing. There's a lot of licking
Just a whole lot of licking. Yeah, no sucking. It's the same thing you do. No sucking. What no other no sucking
I mean, unless you want to suck the juice out of it. That's your choice, buddy
Yeah, I mean, let me just say something. Okay, you're a fucking liar you say things I lie to win. I like to win
She wants you to your butter right now. Well, okay one time she stuck remember you stuck with your finger in my butthole
Yeah, once I'm like you squeal I squealed the reason why is because she has these cold
She is cold with fingers. It's like
It's like E.T.'s finger in your butthole, right? That could be exciting. No, it wasn't. Oh, it was like having like an ice pick
You know me in my butthole. It's because I didn't cut my nails that day. Yeah. Why did you do that then?
That's so horrible. It's like putting eyes just straight up put it like a sharp steak knife through. Yeah, it didn't feel right
It didn't feel right. What was the sound you made? It was like one of like
Freddy Krueger's claws inside my butthole. All right, I'm gonna show it happening. You make the sound when it goes in
I did that. Bobby one more time. No, I don't want to do it again
But um, it's more like a fucking number in your butthole once I
Apparently you have and you do all day
Apology there it is. All right
Apology, I am so sorry
You know how many listeners he has so most of the world at this point thinks that you're an avid ass eater
And I just think that's a misrepresentation of this relationship. Okay, I just want to say this too is is that?
Podcasts is it's show business. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's not
I mean, I I try to be as honest as I can. I mean the ass eating aside
I try to be I talk about my life. I talk about the darkness of it and things that happen and stuff
But at the end of the day, it's a form of entertainment
Okay, so if you're watching a reality show, it's not all
Real they have a producer saying came say of this
Chloe react like this. We're gonna put you in this situation. So this can happen
All right, because without that, it would just be a bunch of Armenian sitting around a fucking table eating
What's an Armenian? I don't know. Whatever they are the hair. What's an Armenian?
Whatever, you know
Yeah, yeah, so what I'm saying is is that the podcasts are
It's a form of show, you know, and so, you know, you you say controversial things you you you push but okay, but I will okay
Yes, and no because that controversy
Has to be limited to you, right?
So you're free to self-deprecate. You're free to do a lot of things
But I don't think that it's fair to throw people under the bus as often as you do
I know and so that's why I always come into defense even you know what I do understand
Where Kate is coming from because yes, even if you say, you know, comedy is a wild wild west and you should you know
Have cow skin at whatnot. We're all still real and we all still have emotions at the end of the day
No, and the truth is that she's a talented girl and she's going for her dreams and she's gonna make it and she's got a great
Personality and I fucked up
John's a very talented guy. I fucked up and I don't know how to like, you know at this point. I already said sorry to them
You know, I won't do it again. I probably will
No, I won't do it again. I know I'm gonna learn from it. You're best. You're gonna try to learn from it. I
I I always, you know, my dad always said that people who talked about other people were feeble minded
Yeah, instead of talking about issues instead of talking about like broader subjects
If your focus is always on individual people, then you're feeble mind. Okay, so let me ask you this question then
So I've seen stand-up. I'm not gonna name who name who but credible really good stand-ups
Talk about other celebrities are like who likes that person or you mean that per you know, I mean they make fun of people
Yeah, so why is that okay?
I mean, I'm talking about in the context of like, I mean and when I was on that TV, you know, I mean
We were a parody show so we would make fun of you know, I mean other shows
So, right, right, right, but here's what I'm saying
There's a part there's an element of realness and podcasts that that people believe more
So when they look at a parody or if they look at someone's set, there's there's there's still that you know
You look at them as if it's still some type of form of entertainment when people listen to podcasts
That's not quite the same they they truly feel as though what you're saying and what you're delivering is in fact your truth
So that's where you have to be a little bit. Can I ask you this then does Howard Stern do it?
I think that Howard Stern is really an artist with with talking about people without making him feel like they've just been attacked
Except with Ari Shavir. That's when he went off on yeah, I'm just saying that there are probably instances, right, you know where
Opie and you know and Anthony or opie and Jim they might have talked about somebody
Yeah, that they personally know or something they kind of are acquaintance with
In a bad light, but in jest because it's a fucking show, right? It's a it's a podcast or a radio show. That's
comedy, right, so it's like
You know me, why is that how is that different?
I think they're like I'm saying it's it's I'm the only one that does that
No, but you do and I'm I'm talking
From experience as your girlfriend that you do say things that people might misinterpret
All right, you know and feel sensitive about and I I me being one of them
I remember when we we had we had broken up, you know
Briefly for two days and in those two days. I thought there's no way in hell that
This man is going to divulge anything about what just happened because this is so personal and so sensitive
But you went on a podcast and you were laughing about how you left me at the top of the stairs crying
And and absolutely begging you back
Like you you you said things about me that I thought to myself if my dad were alive, he'd fucking shoot you
And it was so painful to hear because I was still it was still fresh and you went on and said it the next day
As I was still crying at home trying to figure out what I was going to do with my life
I'm a piece of shit. No, no, no, what I'm saying is what I am. I'm a piece of there is a lack of awareness with you
I know I'm learning
I'm fucking learning. That's it
That's it, right today. No today was it I've had enough of it
Because it was just one after another after another and I've caused too much damage with my mouth
And I'm I'm no longer going to do it. And but and how about this in your defense? However, this whole
Um cake quickly red band thing was really mild in comparison. The reason I didn't I don't think you're very guilty of anything in this situation
Yeah, is because I'm thinking of myself and how you all the things that you've said and done to me like on podcast and I've I've
I still take it in jest, right? versus them being comedians. I would expect them more
To be a little bit more lax about the situation and to be less like
Less upset about it overall, you know, because this is really one of your milder forms
Your mild this what you said about her was so mild compared to other things you've said about other people
Yeah, so but still, you know, it's she has the right to feel sensitive about it
And you know your right to apologize
So, I mean um, yeah, I mean I I've learned and I'm growing and that's what life is about, right? Is to
learn free mistakes and and and to blossom like a flower and I
You know, I really feel believe that this is a turning point for me
Floss of me like a flower
What?
No, I think it's a turning point. I feel so bad about all this stuff
I feel so bad about it. I feel so bad about it. I feel so bad about it
Oh, wow. I feel so bad about all this stuff and I I lost friends today. I lost. I think john is never gonna come back
Well, you didn't lose him. No, he's done. I mean he just said he's I just apologized. I did a million times
But I mean he's he's done and kate
He says she says i'm the worst person in the world
She said that if someone said I had a muscular ass. Do you know how celebratory I would feel
You she goes I hate you if it makes you feel any better kate. I have cellulite in my ass and it is not near as
Tight and right as yours and I envy your ass and and you know, bobby was being completely complimentary
and
He's learning and blossoming like a flower as a flower. Yeah, I just um
I just today was just the worst day of my life. So many bad things happened
And um, we could talk about Steven Avery
No, we're not gonna talk about Steven Avery. I want to talk about
Good segue, I guess
You're a lady
So who are you?
Also, we're not gonna talk about Steven Avery until Eric Griffin gets his ass across the table from us and talks about it
He's doing Hollywood shit right now. So, you know, you asked me to watch it to take a full day off work
And I watched it. So you owe him to a dollar making a murder. Yeah. No, that was huge
He was supposed to do that like no week ago
I don't him any money. You do owe him because he finished it that night. No, he didn't. I don't have no proof of that
Oh my god. No, look at me right now. Okay. I'm gonna be late for rent. It's fine. Do you need money?
No, I don't need money. No, I wouldn't take it anyone. Let me ask you this. I just want you know, I watched it
But could I just say this? Yes, look me in the eye and go lord
Just look at me in the eye. I can't call you lord. Yes
Say lord lord may borrow some money
I can't do it. Why do you need money? I do. Yeah
Yeah, let say lord
Lord doesn't wear a hat like that
Captain fine. I can go with that. No, not captain. I don't like it because I was okay with it. Yeah. Yeah king
King Lee my sire
King Lee my sire. King Lee my sire. May I borrow 200 dollars? May I borrow 200 dollars? Yes, you may
bitch
Damn it
Peasant you're philosophy is a flop. Yeah, I want to talk about
This
Lady from florida who is in love with you. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay
Okay
Because I'm the reason why I don't really fucking believe you even brought that up the reason why how can you not believe?
I'm gonna bring up everything. Okay. So this is because it's always this will stir up ever
All right. This is gonna stir up
I am really afraid that I'm gonna die
I have no idea what you guys I'm gonna tell you you fucking asshole. I love you. I mean, okay
I I did a show in florida
I feel but what if she's listening? She's not fucking listening. She's an old lady. They only go on facebook and that's it
That's what they're limited to those are like the the maximum. I'm not gonna say your name
internet capabilities
I'm now now I'm like figuring out like what not to say
I'm afraid to say things because I'm editing myself. Um, no, you should have been more concerned about you talking about brian red
band and that those people who gives a fuck about this lady. We don't know her name even
Okay, so here we go
So I did a show of five shows in florida in fort lauderdale and one of the shows
So, you know, a lot of times I don't go out to greet people. I just don't like it
You know, I mean I get sick that way and people get physical with me because I'm small
So like white dudes will just pick me up and spin me around like it's okay. Like they think yeah
Yeah, and I just didn't want to deal with it
But um, I'm sitting in the green room waiting for the audience, you know, the club to clear
And the manager knocked on my door and he says these is old couple and they're huge fans
Can you please take a photo with them? I go, sure. Why not? You know, so I go
And then I um take a photo and I talk to them
And they acted as if like they were so shocked that we didn't talk to them really
Star struck, right? I don't know for that. I just think that they're like, I can't believe he's talking to us
Yeah, you know, that's being nice. I go, you know, it's beautiful out here. You live in a great place
Yeah, I like your hair flowers. I don't know what I was saying and um
And then I left it at that but then I went to the casino, which is right next to the club
And I'd be gambling, you know, I mean at a slot machine
And I could see them right around the corner staring at me through like the slot machine like the little windows
Like, you know the gaps shit one two creeper
Yeah, they're like looking at me and then every time I turned she was there
Oh
It's funny to run into you again
For the sixth time. Yeah, and every time I go, oh hi good to see you again
And I would go on the other side of the casino and that turned around. Oh, you're here
And so he called me from the casino and he was like, I'm in the slots and there's this like couple like following me all around
Just following. Yeah
Follow me around
And I got scared
So I went to the hotel room, right and I came back down. They're still there
Follow me around
So then, you know, I leave florida did the shows
And then I'm on facebook
And she's like
No, she calls him. How does she call you? I don't call via facebook. Oh like a facebook call via messenger
You can yeah, it was a facebook. It's phone call. No one fucking do that, by the way, right?
And I go what because it has her photo on it
I go what the fuck and I you know, obviously, I don't pick it up. She keeps calling me, right?
And then she leaves me texts. It's like, hey, what are you doing?
This lady old lady
And then the last text was hey, you can call me, you know, she tried calling again
What you think I want to fuck
You crazy lady. So that's a real life stalker. I don't know if it's a stalker, but it's a little weird
It's only a stalker if it's not a hot chick
If it's anything but a hot chick it's considered a stalker if it was a hot single chick and that was following him around
Do you think that he'd be complaining on a podcast like this fuckmill? Yeah, he'd be like, oh, I got it. I cannot tell
Yeah, I can't tell my girlfriend about this. I can't talk about it. Yeah, he'd be a little shady about it
Yeah, if it was like, you know, like
It's only a stalker because she's fat
Yeah, Demi Moore. Yeah, Demi Moore. If it was Demi Moore, I'd be like, no, we're friends
Exactly, but no, but I don't know what she wants
She wants
I don't know what she would want. What do you think it is?
Your fucking phone is calling right now. Oh my god, something's happening on my phone. Is she calling?
Oh my god, seven more messages from I'm gonna show you. Hold on. Oh
Don't say that. Oh, it's it's oh my god. It's crazy. Good. Are we okay? No
Oh, shit more from that more
Just keep apologizing. It's not from the lady. It's from the things I apologize before
They just keep texting me. Just keep apologizing then. I'm sorry. I just look at the phone. Yeah, I'm sorry phone
Should I just say it's like breaded desi. Sorry for
Just just you know what we're not we're not gonna go over that right now. We're gonna move on. Okay
I will move on from that. But anyway, this lady, what do I do? Just not I mean, I'm nothing, right? Nothing, right?
You also cannot open the messages that she sends she sends you because she'll see that you read them
And then that's in her head. That's gonna translate as oh, he opened, you know the message and read it
It's he's interested. So just yeah, but what do you think she wants from me? She sees. Yeah, I think sex is what it is
But she's got a husband. What the fuck does that matter?
Maybe they're trying to look for a third person like collectively. They're trying to hit on you together as a couple
I don't know what's wrong with people have guys done that to you in the past that crazy couples. Yeah
Oh couples. Oh, yeah couples always approach me and what do they say?
Um, it's always the girl and they'll always say like, hey, you know, um, for instance
My ex roommate in college. She was in a relationship with this guy named David
And um, I knew that David had always found me like attractive and we'd always make, you know, I just I just knew
I just felt his energy all the time. And so, um
Oh, we went I remember being at Michael's and we were shopping for like art supplies and she was like, so it's a Valentine's Day
Soon and I wanted to give David like, um, you know
Uh a present so I asked him what he wanted and he said he wanted a threesome
Would you you know be interested because he said he wanted one with you and um, I said no
And then her and I ended up getting drunk and hooking up without him
Oh, so you
Yeah, but he was outside of the door listening and that was enough for him
Oh
Yeah, it was really I was really I did a lot of like really strange
I don't consider that strange. I feel like that's very college. I feel like that's very
I mean, you got to get that right George. You got to get it out of your system at least once
George is like, yep
Uh, I guess sure
Sure
Yeah, how about as an adult any situation like that not in college? I mean, I think everyone knows my story
I think you do George, right? I have Gilbert, you know
But now yeah, I can't believe you didn't know that story up until I didn't want to because you I asked you
Like should I watch it like yeah, you don't have to something aren't I feel like that's
I mean
That's my only claim to fame is that I went on a podcast and like explicitly like described my relationship
And how I my life would living with two men
And how we would share the same bed for like years
but um
On this podcast, I haven't gone into detail about it only because I want to actually invite those two
On the podcast because yeah, the first time that I mentioned it
I wasn't saying very like nice things about I I tried to be as fair as possible
But I felt like they deserved, you know more complimentary things
You know from me and I didn't like I would say some like bullshit
So I want them to be present when I retell the story of living with two people
So they can at least be like, well, I know like you're full of shit or you hurt me or yeah
You know so they can defend themselves
Why why what's it? What's the problem? Bobby? It's the text, isn't it?
I just read the text
We're not going to discuss it on here because that's private text messages and we're I know but it's
We're growing as flowers. I know but there's the flower died
The flower died because the thing is is that the flower died because the thing is is that he um
Um, I this is like out of control, man
It's out of control. You know what? I mean, I just got to learn from this, you know, I fucked up and uh
You know, I like I like John
You know, but he I think that it's it's un
Salavageable unsalavageable. You can't salvage that friendship. Yeah, it's destroyed and um
I shouldn't have gone on joy deals podcast
but I did
and um
I'm I feel absolutely bad about it and maybe I am a piece of shit
We should set some new rules for this podcast. Let me ask you something. Am I a piece of shit?
You are sometimes. No, no, I mean just in general. No, I don't think that
Inherently you're a piece of shit. No, but
Yeah, like I think that you truly have a good heart. Your intentions are in the right place
Like I've never met a more generous person
You're really kind to people who approach you or strangers that approach you you're really kind when people need help or money
Like you've you've always been there from what from what I see you've always been there for for friends in need anything at all
but
you really do suffer
from
Diary of the mouth
And I think that it has costed you
You know
Some you know important things in your career. Like, you know, even the whole you opening
Your mouth about um vince von. That's one example
We already did we talked about it in the past
I mean up there to you have you're very loud
And you have the tendency to just throw
You know caution to the wind
You're just like, ah, fuck it. I'm just gonna say it and you give like everything from
First last name social security number like you want to fully identify these people like every single time
So it is really specific. Yeah, it's like Claire from Ohio beta birth, you know, do you want her Paris name?
I don't know Bobby. Let me tell you anyways. I was like, I don't want no Paris names
Right, so you could be a little bit more conscientious about you know, what information we can talk about people all we want
Just like we never have to say names ever ever ever ever ever
That's a new rule. Okay, but you're not a piece of shit, but you're not
I am
I just got off the phone with someone that you've probably never met and they said uh
One of the producers from second city. Tell me tell me because I need I need some good feelings
I need I need I need some nice affirmation affirmation. We were talking about a project
We're talking about a project. Okay. Well, now you're a piece of shit. You are a piece of shit because that's how I talk
He is fart. We're good. Okay. So what did he say?
Who the second city guy? Oh my god. We're back to that. So we had a quick power. I never I never got even to the thing
So what happened was
I called him and he was like we were talking about past projects
You've been and uh, you did these talk shows for second city or a talk show
That's like the city to promote your time at up comedy club. I never did it. You did it because there's video footage of it
Oh, I did it. Yeah, and he said
Yeah, we didn't know how to feel about bobby at first because we're like, oh celebrities
They come in there and they're kind of like cold. They do their thing they get out. They say you're very charming
Yeah, very nice and you stayed after and kept talking. Yeah, that's jeff. His name is jeff really didn't make me feel better
Sorry jeff. I didn't make it. Yeah, it shouldn't make him feel better because I know a lot of con artists who are charming
Like the actually con artists always appear charming at first. Listen. Listen. Okay
Listen to this. I'm gonna hold you with my feet because you need a hug
Listen, you know, I have character defects and I want to keep talking about this
But it's just like this is this podcast is just this episode is going to be about
You know what I mean character my my own character. I apologize
But I have character defects. That's one of them
Um, hopefully I have good, you know qualities about myself
But I truly feel bad
About what's come down today and it all came down all at once
You know with kate and john and red band or whatever and um
You know, that's it. I I've really I feel like I've learned
I really do. So I'm no longer gonna do that
Fuck it. Let's move on. You know, I mean I
you know
I have to clean my side of the street, you know, and I'm gonna I'm gonna do that
And I will make it up to these people. There we go for sure. Okay
So I'm gonna have kate quickly feature
I I decide that you don't I know make it happen
Hey babe, make it happen. Eat your butt out. Yeah
But um, I haven't also slept. So this is just a weird thing, you know
Why haven't you slept?
I had a table read in the morning and then um, oh and I just didn't sleep that much and then all this shit happened
And I'm just and then we had to get a computer right and then
Whenever
We had a power outage yesterday. Did you know?
The winds have just been howling past la so yesterday
We didn't have power between the hours of like five
I actually know 4 p.m. To like 8 p.m
And so bobby and I decided that instead of going to go get candles that we should just live in the darkness
And so but then so the elevators were shut. There was no light anywhere. This house was pitch black
I had to get ready for a dinner
So I thought to myself, you know what Kala? Don't be a pussy live like the live like the old ages
So I took a cold ass shower. Yeah, not channeling my inner George Kimmel
Yeah, I was screaming and he was laughing outside because he could hear me screaming in the shower
Yeah ice cold shower. I literally think I can live in those days. It was fun
Yeah, I can live in the log cabin days
You know log cabin days. Yeah, where you do candles, right lantern and you have to like, you know eat possums
I mean, he doesn't shower now anyway, so it's yeah, I think I can do it. I think that there's a piece to it
You know, what do you mean? There's a like there's no gadgets. There's no like things that distract you
You know, I mean, there's there's a quietness and also it's like I just feel like
What are you talking about? You were in your iPad in the dark and your phone
You were like double fisting gadgets
It's just like not even using it. You're just like my minority report. Just you know what I'm saying is not
Not yesterday. Oh, I'm just saying if I was 100 years 200 years ago, you know, yeah
Like I you know, I had a horse and I you know and log cabin
And you're right. What is that period? What's log cabin? Yeah, log cabin days. You know what I mean?
And linky link it linkin sounds the pathway neighbor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then there's like muskets
You think you can really hunt
Why I I don't know now. I want to I want to see you operate a musket
No, but I think if I lived in that day and age, I would have to learn
Yeah, right. So I do the thing with the stick and the inside the thing
Is that how you do a musket? Oh a musket. I was like, they were churning butter. No, yeah
Oh, I would do that too. Yeah. Yeah, I would cow milk
You'd what I would milk the cow. Why did you put that said it's like, I don't know
I would cow milk. So when the power the power finally came back on and then the microwave wasn't working
And I said, you know, it's probably you know, the fuse box go find the fuse box
And then what did you walk to first blindly turning everything on and off on and off like 50 times
And he's like, it's not working. And then I went to the fuse box and it literally said there's a sign right there
Microwave and hood it was off like he just doesn't know the fucking green. It doesn't say fuck you
Fuck you because it doesn't say microwave. It just says hood, bitch
But don't you know what the fuck a hood is? Do you know what a hood is?
In the kitchen in the kitchen. It's
Don't lie over the stove. Yes. Thank you Gilbert. I will say I am I cook a lot
Yeah, George. Did you know that?
Thank you. God bless you and that's why you're here. But if you had if you're my voice of reason
But but George, let me just say if you let's suppose you looked into the fuse box
And there was just one thing turned off. Wouldn't you at least try to turn it on and see if it works?
Yeah, see see fuck you George
Answered wrong. Thank you, George. You have to lie to win
But it was really it was really reinvigorating for me. I mean I all my gadgets were my charger
Everything was dead. So I was just laying in the dark as he was double-fisting his gadgets
I took a cold shower and I felt alive and
Like
Purposeful again. Oh, wow
And I I think that you and I should go power out for two days out of the week
For like two months. Nope
And we should just sit outside. I won't even go camping with you. We can go glamping
I would never go camping with you. Why is that?
I just don't do that. Why? I mean you're already you're somebody who hates to shower and bathe so
bitch
What he said, I don't know. No, no, here's the thing. Okay. I don't want Lyme disease
And that's the truth. That's Lyme disease is from a white spotted deer exactly and they're there and they're in
Lyme, Connecticut and Connecticut
And mostly in the east coast. I mean, I think they do
Have some in California. I saw a documentary of a California ranger
And he had full-blown limey
And he got it from like the california woods
So I'm not gonna go get Lyme disease
That's valid
It's like when I saw that do we talk about that movie maroo?
Um, you mentioned it. Did we mention it?
Like I'm not gonna do that. You're not gonna go climbing. You know what I mean? Because I don't want to die
You know, I mean, I'm not gonna go
Into the ocean and swim with the sharks. I'm not gonna
Hang out with Lyme, but you're okay dying from diabetes. I'm not I don't have diabetes. That's a pretty that's a more morbid death
I don't have a diabetes at least if you go out in the nature. You might I don't have diabetes a poetic death
But diabetes is not a poetic death. I don't have diabetes though. You're on your way there. Yeah, but I'm not there yet
So I'm not dying from it. Think
We just talk
All right, sorry
I'm sorry based on the apologies based on the apology. Oh now. Hey, hey, can you hug him with your feet? No, no
Remember what I was doing that earlier like this? Yeah
Okay, oh shit
All right, so um, I think we got a little lost, huh?
I saw this. I was watching bill
I'm never lost. I'm full of ideas all day. I'm so tired and I you know, I had such a bad day
I'm just gonna keep talking and you're just gonna chime in as you please
So I was watching bill mar and he had this guy on this doctor named a doctor samir chachoa
And apparently so charlie she knows hiv positive, right? Yeah, so apparently deserves it
I mean, whoa. Hey, that's gonna be an eighth apology later on. You better. I'm sorry charlie
sorry
So doctors just stop for a second. Okay. Just stop for a second. Okay. This is interesting. I know I will get to it
Coach a tactic. All right
He deserves it
and reason
because he's like
Fucking everything porn stars want any condoms and he's like doing cocaine and snorting all kinds of different things and
I'll ball and die fucking. You know, I mean, it's like he playing with fire. He was playing with fire. It's like
You know, it's like it wasn't a surprise. It's like well done. Yeah, he
No one deserves it. I mean, he doesn't deserve. He's gonna die. He had it coming. He's that's it. There you're here
He's not gonna die too. He's gonna take the you know the cocktails
You know, jeff at the the comedy story. We have a
Am I gonna apologize for this? Um, yes. Just can you just stop with a fucking name? I love the theme
Am I gonna apologize? No, no more. No more. No more. No more. I'm gonna stop you right there, sir. All right. Well, I know somebody
What are these physical features? I know somebody that has
Hiv
Okay, right and he's been alive for 30 years. He takes the cocktail. That's all I'm gonna say. How is that wrong?
Just don't say the name though. Oh
Oh my god, I just thought of a really scandalous story that I want to share
God, it's not really about him though. Okay. We'll talk about Samir Chachoa. You you derailing me, Bobby
I was I was
I had it on here. I was gonna talk about it, but you can't derail me
You what you do is this you bring up a topic
We sway to the left and then you you bring it back to the topic. Okay
Back to Samir Chachoa. So I was watching Bill Maher and this guy. So Charlie Sheen had decided to
Hey man, come on
Get it out. He fucking deserves it. Okay. Charlie Sheen decides that he's gonna
Stop his antiretroviral medication. He gets off the cocktail
Right and he he wants to try this experimental new treatment. So he meets this doctor
He goes down to Mexico. He meets this doctor and this doctor claims to have the cure for hiv and several different cancers
And his method is this he actually
Extracts or like takes this virus from like from goats. So apparently he says that there are these
You know, um, what do you call those drug addicts in Mexico in a small town in Mexico
Who are who use like needles and who basically are very high risk for hiv, right?
But he then continued he supposedly wondered why aren't these young kids or none of them have h have hiv
Like it's literally zero in this entire population and they're so high risk because they're their needle users and you know
They whatever whatever they engage in like, you know
That type of activity
So then he realized that apparently these kids were or these people were drinking milk
from an arthritic goat
And so he then looked at the goat and thought what is in this goat?
That is not allowing for
Hiv to be present in like human bodies or whatever right when people in the people who drink this goat milk
Let me ask you this though. Just kind of ask a question. Yeah
Did these kids did they have AIDS before and then they drank the no he is all I'm saying is
What he's saying you have to have the AIDS before you get
it? No, no, no, but usually if you look at a like a like a trouble population, right?
Let's see like IV IV needle like users, right?
They're always at risk for hep C
So if you look at the drug population in LA or like drug users here, there's always going to be a percentage of them
Where hiv is this in? This is supposed this is all speculation. Okay. I'm getting to my point here
But I don't what town is it? It's somewhere in Mexico. This guy is not like uh, like there's no sound there. There's no
Fact so
So anyways, charlie sheen then goes on this, you know
um
He gets injected with this so-called like virus that doesn't allow for the proliferation of
HIV, right?
And so and then the doctor claims that and charlie sheen claims that he was completely negative
Like it wasn't even detectable in his body at all. That's the claim, right?
and um
He that this doctor was so sure of his cure that
Supposedly he took he drew blood from charlie sheen
In a syringe and then injected it into himself
Why come on man, that's some
But then everybody is calling this guy a quack and is saying like there's absolutely because you know, um, but can I say this?
Yeah, go ahead. I was an eminent and when I do the shows they have a magician before
Yeah, you're right that goes around to the tables at the club and does magic trick
Yeah, and so we were in the back alley before I went up and he goes he picked a thing
I picked it and then you know the nine, right and the stick in your thing
I stuck it in my thing my pocket and then he does this and it was not in my pocket anymore. It was in his hand again
That could have happened. It could have been a magic. Holy shit. That was your side
I
Thought you had started to talk about
As a magic chocolate. No, no, what I'm saying is is that there are people out there with sleight of hand
Right
And they have you know, I mean you don't know where they're going with their hands
And he might be a magician and so he hit the vial
He took you know, I mean the the aids out of his charlie
Right and he did something with his hands. They put a different vial and stuck it in his arm
And then we go, oh, it's a miracle and then I have aids. I'm in Mexico and I'm sucking a fucking goat's dick
You know
I don't know that's the juice. I don't know that's what she said and then and then the doctor goes
In your face and it was just a trick on me
I feel like that's in fact what he would do like if he if bobby was HIV positive and he heard of this like
You know possible like cure like he would go to Mexico and instead of sucking the teeth
He would suck a goat's dick. He probably wouldn't be a goat. I think it's a goat, but it's like a cow or something
Oh, man, so anyway, what happens that we we curve back to the story
Go left. Go right. That's that's basically it. So he's like, I guess, um, you know
We're all trying to figure out including um, because he was a guest on bill mar like if this guy is a quack
And he keeps claiming that like cedar cyanide had a copy of his study but buried it because you know
The pharmaceutical companies won't allow for you to lose money if they find a cure to these things, right?
I mean cocktails are really really expensive
so
I believe somewhere there are complete cures for all cancers or most cancers and aids
You know, but that pharmaceutical company pharmaceutical companies
They just you know, either buy that technology or they you know, maybe they oppress it, you know, because they don't want to lose money
Yeah, I really do believe at this day and age. I mean, of course
I mean, you can literally take a fish and like make it bioluminescent
You can take any type of like living cell and make it
Glown to dark like it's like it's like those korean korean people. Yeah, they they cloned a fucking dog
For $86,000 you can get your dead dog clone. So like you have to take your dead dog from the vet after it's been euthanized
You have to put it over your kitchen counter shave it and then harvest some cells and then send it over to a lab in korea
for them to
Grow it in a lab. And so these two this couple lost their boxer
And they got two identical clones
Made in korea for $86,000. So so
Theoretically you could do that with a human then. Yes, that's you could human theoretically. Yes
Then I have a question for you. Mm-hmm. Let's suppose
You know, I had a sister
Right and she died
Okay, and I took her cells. I went to korea. I go. Can you clone her? Right? And then
They clone her and then I made love to her would that be insistent? Jesus christ, man. What the fuck you can't
Would that be incest? Yeah, because incest is a state of mind. It was not really her
It is her. It's a state of mind. It's her. It's her exact identical. Yeah, but you could just say your name is felicia
You know, I mean, you're not my sister
Wait, first of all, why would you go all through all that trouble to fuck a clod of your sister?
I'm just asking just, you know, logistics logistics. Yeah
I mean, look incest is not a crime if you want to do with your brother now you can
Yeah, because it's not really my sister, but it looks like her. Anyway, let's move on
But that's even more bothersome that it looks exactly like her and that you would all of a sudden
I wouldn't do it. I'm just saying that if you did do that, would that be incest?
But it probably would be because it's same blood. Yeah. Okay. I answer my own question. That's fine
I have if your cats die, would you guys go to that process of trying to clone your cats?
Or would you want to go natural death? No, no, no, I I would
I would I don't want them to listen because they're over there. The cats are outside the door
Probably only um
Probably only gooner
So you prefer gooner over the rest. No, I love them all the same
I love them all the same
That's not what you just said. No, but the cats they don't understand what I'm saying. So the little one, right
He doesn't exactly know who I am
Um, you know what I mean? I don't mean mean only
Wants me to touch her when the other two are asleep
So she acts like a fucking bitch all day, right?
I go meing meing, right? And she'll just walk away from me
But as soon as the two boys are asleep, she jumps on top of me very lovely. I don't like it
You know what I mean? It's fickle. It's um
You know what I mean?
But gooner, my middle son cat just adores me and he looks at me in such a like
You know in like I love you kind of a father. Yeah, you know
But don't tell them I said that
I won't sweetie. What about you clout you would do it clone
Yeah, I'd probably I'm trying to figure out if I would actually clone bobby
You'd have to I probably want you in like maybe a hybrid of you with who with who
Maybe someone slightly taller tom hardy. I fucking knew it bitch with tom hardy. No guile garcĂa Bernal
You would clone me with him. Yeah, but he's not tall. He's about your height. Yeah, someone taller. Um, let me see
Little benicio del toro
Maybe
I feel like you're a shorter fatter wider asian version of him anyways. Thank you
Thank you so much
Thank you so much. But you know, I just think that why won't they clone people?
It's just the immoral you would be surprised how advanced science is and how far
They actually are without us knowing like they there's so much
They you know, they have to they they would never
Release certain information like that out. I believe they can do it and I believe the reason why they'll never do it is because
It would destroy religion. I think
If we could then create man, right?
That that would I think that would like deter people from joining
Religions or believing in God. No, it's the one thing God has creating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. I don't know
There's a point to that. Yeah
But it's beyond that. It's like it's it's it's ethics too. You got to think about it in a sense of like
What would that mean to you know, our idea of kindness of love or morals and values because we always think
We always think those things have to exist because we only have one shot on in this lifetime, right?
So I think it would shake more than just religion. It would shake the foundation of you know
No, we only our beliefs because we believe things so strongly because we think we only live this one life
We only live this one life because if you clone me, that's not me
It's a different brain
It's you know, I mean, it's not going to be my consciousness. It's not it's not going to be the environment you grew up in
So it's going to be the same baseline, but you know, we are an environment of nature and nurture
So if that if that clone is nurtured in a different way, it it could go down a completely different path
I would love to see like I would love to see a version of me, but raised in like
Sylvester Stallone's house
Philly, so okay like like um, what's that orphan black right? Yeah, yeah orphan black
Yeah, so it's like it's many many versions of her just in different countries and in different, um, you know
Kinds of life or like an English me. Hello there
Right and then he shows me his dick. I go. That's me
Hello there. You want to see my dick and then he shows it. I'll be like, that's me just you two talking
And I'll go hello there. I'll show my dick
Right, I would clone my sister for sure
I feel like
I I know for a fact that there's nothing that would devastate me more in this life than losing my sister
Oh, me too. And I I know for a fact that I would
search
The moon and back to find
Another her and I wouldn't stop until I did and I would raise all the money in the world to try to clone her
I would probably clone steve. Yeah. Yeah and raise them as my son
Really? That's great as your son. Well, you would have to raise coinda as your daughter, right? Yes, right?
So she would be a baby and you would raise her
But that wouldn't be your daughter to be your sister daughter
Yeah, and that would be steve like, you know what I mean, but I would do things
I'm not going to say anything
But I would stop things from happening back in the beginning
To happen with my brother. Yes, you know things that might have like hurt him
No things that he does now
That's a little disturbing. I would stop it then. I can't get into it because he told me that if I talk about him
Then I'm going to be in big trouble. So I'm not
Okay
You see wow, you're lost. I'm going flower. Yeah, it makes it makes this podcast so boring
This flower is not dead. You can talk about anybody, but they have to be sitting across from you so that they can defend themselves
I think that's a new rule too. Yeah, so I think that I think
I think that Kate Quigley should be allowed to come here and say, hey, Bobby, you are this a bcb
You know what that's exactly. So Kate
John red band if you want to come do our podcast
And defend yourself and we can have a you know a grown-up talk about it. We have five mexican listeners
Yeah, we only have five mexican listeners. Then let's let's do it because I really do mean I
We have we have to start having guests anyway, right? Yeah
Yeah, we should start having guests and um, I just think that uh, we need to do that eventually, you know
Please don't touch
Don't touch. Sorry. Okay. I'm tired of your shit
All right. Yeah, who am I?
King
Lee sire. Thank you. Thank you so much. Do we have a question Gilbert?
unhelpful advice with Bobby Lee and Kalilah
Hey, this question is for Kalilah. How do you keep your own sense of purpose and ambition that doesn't revolve around Bobby?
And before Bobby, have you ever lost sense of purpose in life?
I love you guys a lot. You're all fantastic. Gilbo Kalilah. Bobby Lee
You give the funniest advice hashtag launchpad. My name is albert. Can you give me a nickname?
I already forgot the question
How do you keep your own sense of purpose and ambition that doesn't revolve around?
Okay, second part and before bobby bean
What is for albert? Yeah, how do you know he's mexican albert? It's albert. So
It'll be alberto. I don't care stinky bean. There you go, albert. Bobby Lee has named you stinky bean
And before bobby, have you have you ever lost your sense of purpose in life?
Yeah, all the time today. I mean at least three times a day. I lose purpose
She goes through all kinds of things. I go through just the whole gamut of emotions. She really does
I think that there were points in my life
I mean even previous to bobby where I was so sure I was so hell bent on one direction
And I and I thought that I was going to be this you know
This this doctor and that I was going to have a successful doctor life and that was just I was so
That's what I thought I was going to do for the rest of my life
And you know when things happen and you start to make concessions because you think you're getting older and then I lost my way
50 million times and I met bobby
and um
I've lost my way while I've been with him too, but I I take that all in stride and I I'm proud of
of
Getting lost. I think I if if I was on this continually straight path at all times. I think that I
You know, I'd be I don't think I would be as aware and I don't think I'd be as as as happy
I'm actually not even happy right now and why why?
This whole stress and I just can I just be honest? Yeah
I realized that this whole comedy drama is just part of it all
But it as a partner it stresses me out. Yeah
And I don't know how to deflect it because I live with you and I'm not in that game
So it's hard for me to feel like I want to defend you right, but it's not my place
And at the same time I also feel like I don't want to defend you because I want you to know when you're doing things wrong
And today I've just felt so
Like icky
Ari Shafir
And I had problems. He beat the shit out of me three weeks in a row like punching me in the face and all physically attacking me
and I was bleeding and bloody and I was scared for my life and
When it's all said and done he was in the wrong, but can I say something? I forgive him and we're friends
and we're friends. I mean, it's
You know, he made a mistake. Sure. He went violent, but
You know, he's a great comic. I love him dearly. I was friends with him
Before that all that had happened
It was a misunderstanding
And you know in life you grow and you you make mistakes and I'm not
Perfect and I made I make massive mistakes
And I really do mean I'm sorry to these people. So it's like, you know
at the end of the day, it's like
You know, you're gonna especially in this business. You're gonna create
That comics create drama
Because we we say things, you know, and we
We don't have filters and you know and some comics are worse than others and I'm just
I just happen to be, you know, really bad at it
but um
You know, these are people that I know and I personally apologize
You know, okay, but back to albert that guy. I have a better answer for him now
Because he said that what's my sense of purpose outside of bobby and I feel like that's a little bit of a dig
I I'm not someone whose whole life revolves around bobby
It may seem as such because he's you know, the only instagram posts I put up are of me and bobby
But there's a reason for that the reason being I don't I used to be someone who posted pictures of my mom my sister
People that were really close to me
But as soon as I realized the types that were leaving comments, I didn't want them to be open to attacks
So this is my way of preserving my family
And so I know that the only people whose picture I put up whether it's you or jenna or bobby are people who are in the industry
and who probably
You know
Are our
Should be open to those type of attacks. Anyways, like I I want to always protect
Everyone else my friends and my family and that's why I've been instagram has
Is not fun for me anymore because it's not even personalized to me anymore. I always go on there
Being more objective about what I have to post
Versus what I want to post
And um, it's not a space
It's like it doesn't feel authentic for me anymore because I'm worried. I don't want people saying anything about myself
Oh, yeah, I think the last I did post one of my sister, but I made sure that you know
She looked really good
Like that no one can say she didn't look fucking good
But before I used to care less
um
Yeah, so are we wrapping this up? There you go. Yeah, she won iowa clinton. What is that? She won the iowa iowa caucus
Yeah, oh, but she bernie didn't win
No, she did I said oh bernie
Um Ted Cruz won. I'm so sorry. This was a weird podcast, but you know, they're all different
We're just trying out um
Uh video content too. Yeah, so, you know, we'll take a stab at it and see where it goes
um
Any shows plug your shows babe. This is the where am I going?
I love you go plug your nose. Where am I going? I'm playing houston soon
So you're playing houston valentine's weekend valentine's weekend houston texas and then the weekend after that you play schomburg schomburg chicago
So chicago improv improv and then the march 4th through 6th. You are at san jose san jose improv
And your next two dates after that are um ontario improv and the new club in oxard
And the thing is is this if you forget about that shit
Also, can I just say this just just while we're on this topic?
You don't have to yell out tiger belly. You know, I mean like throughout the show if you come
They do that. Oh, yeah
You know, it's fine. You know, I appreciate it and I love it. I love people, you know
um, but make sure you come give me a hug and um, you know
It's just really bad about today
You apologized I feel bad about today
I don't know if I could stop
What the fuck
Right after this just starts talking more shit. What is that face? Can we zoom up on this face? Is there a way to zoom up on this face?
I have problems
What is this face?
I'm crying
What the fuck is wrong? It's like three minutes of this
Oh, wow, that was a workout
Well, thanks guys for listening. Uh, you can follow us on instagram at
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And uh, you can see bobby shows at www.bobbyleelive.com
And that's about it anything kalayla any good buys you want to say houston for them one more time because you said it
There we go. I also said lime connetica
But see you guys next week. Ciao
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