TigerBelly - Episode 42: Sunshine on my Shoulder
Episode Date: May 25, 2016Bobo says a prayer for the babies. Khalyla keeps a secret box in her heart. Charlie is the good German. We talk coital tears, mercury poisoning, and other despicable things. Â Recorded May 2...4, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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You go look on my shoulder
Makes me happy
Sonny shine
What
No, no, let's do it. Well, welcome to Tiger Belly. I stopped singing
Welcome to Tiger Belly, I'm gonna say this
My mood is shifted today. I'm in a very very
Not a bad mood. You look aggressive. I'm very aggressive today, and I will I woke up at 6 p.m
Well, I think that has a lot to do with it my depression and
And last night I couldn't sleep because I was playing a bejeweled stars. I wanted to get to the end
Did you yes?
Did you really get at the end? I'm to the end. Yeah, 205 or something. Oh
So I got to the end of that and then I took a bath and then Kalilah at 10 30 in the morning goes. Are you dead?
Well, I died in my fucking what I always have these anxieties that I'm gonna find Bobby dead somewhere
Like I think we were in Arizona in the hotel and I couldn't
Find him I woke up at 6 in the morning and I couldn't find him
So I look on the side of the bed to see if he had rolled over and died like those are always just the first thing
And so I woke up because I heard water running in the bathroom
And I looked at the clock and it said 10 30 a.m. And he usually takes a bath at 6 a.m. Yeah, so then I'm thinking oh my god
He's been there since 6 a.m. He's for sure dead
I'm gonna walk into a bathroom with like, you know, just water overflowing in his body floating dead
Or that one time you called your mom, right? It's 6 a.m. Like your nighttime bath. Yes. Yeah
She called her mom like I don't know what Bobby I was slept in the closet remember that one time. Oh, yeah
He slept in the closet
Yeah, I was just sleeping in the closet. I closed in she thought I had died somewhere. I called his phone
Yeah, it was a whole thing. I don't think I'm gonna die that way. I think I'm gonna die in it
But you outlive us all I bet you not I bet well, that's negative
First of all, let me say that what my friend Charlie's first of all give Ron Charlie a round of applause
What my friend Charlie did was gave me a positive thing. Yeah, cuz we're starting off in positive
Yeah, but you're saying that I was gonna die in a probably outlive everybody in the room
Yeah, and then my girlfriend says probably not and that's negative like a like a 95 year old Asian guy smoking cigarettes. Yeah
Yeah, you know, thank you so much for that Charlie. We're supposed to get him healthy. I hope you
I want I want Bobby healthy. Do you? Yeah, I want you. I don't think so. I want you around. Oh, you do
Man, that's real nice
We took you hiking you took me hiking a little bit up there in the street. It's really good to be naked in the nature
You know, yeah, it's really nice to be with God to be with the animals and insects and be naked is a nice
Nice thing. So thank me. Thank you for taking me there. But um, you know, I
Woke up and you know what guys I just want to be I want this to be a positive experience. Me too. You do. Yeah
Why because you came in
I'm just gonna say this
I'm not gonna expose. I'm not gonna expose you to the world. Okay. It's okay
But someone in this room may be a couple of people
All three white guys. Maybe
Maybe not are our Trump supporters and I
What no, I just
Got called out bro. I didn't say you I
Didn't say you you're you're addressing me that I said that I'm a transporter. There's six people in the world room
I said three people if anybody
Anybody listens to this
Do people in the entertainment business listen to no no, okay? He does it did I wouldn't if they
It's it's like remember when people used to get blacklisted for being communists
Yeah, the same thing is happening in our business if you just happen to go a little to the right
You're automatically on a list. I understand that and I'm not gonna tell those people right now. He's not fully there
No, no
This country and I love that there I love that we have Bernie and Trump. Yeah, he loves Bernie. He doesn't like
Hillary because Shrillery Shrillery
Yeah, her eyes are she's got this huge eyes because she's in a state of shock from all the people I've lied to
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that documentary dirty war, you know the illegal drone strikes on
I'm brown people and innocent villagers and I understand that every
presidential
What do you call it election not election, but regime has their dirty secrets. We're a dirty country
We're dirty at a war, but you don't think that Trump will do the same thing
I mean things you said about Mexicans and Muslims and those kind of things is that I just
Technically can't support him because of the fact that I'm brown, right and you're all and you three whiteies in here
Oh, say that you three whiteies in here, you know, you guys were born
You know
I'm third base. No
You weren't no, you're born on home plate
I don't know what that means. I don't why'd you do a baseball reference?
I don't know anything about yeah, oh, yeah, you can go straight to the you're like it advantaged
Yeah, oh, what is it? Why privilege right on third year one base away from home
You're in between home run and third base. Yeah, you're running already
Okay
So my point is is that maybe you don't understand the plight of the ethnic man. You're in the dugout, babe
I'm the dugout. He's just a bench on a different team not even baseball
You're a different sport all together
Feel hockey. That's what I'm playing croquet. But anyway
I understand that you're your agitation toward Hillary and we just came into my house
You know with that just like, you know that the NRA energy
No, but he is no, but I know Charlie is liberal in many ways
Yeah, you believe in a woman's right to choose. Yes, absolutely. You believe in
You don't believe in gun control though. I
Do I just don't think it's gonna work. That's very good. And that's your opinion. That's fine. Yeah, and you're allowed to have that
Yeah, I mean, let's do a little prayer for on Sandy Hook real quick. Okay. I'm gonna sound for something like a few years late
It doesn't matter. I just I like to everyone so I'll do that for the little babies. Okay
Okay, good. Oh
We didn't it was an internal prayer. Yeah, do you believe in gay marriage? Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah, every right
Yeah, you should be allowed to get married to anyone you want, but you do believe in small government
I do believe in small right. So you're a mix of I think everyone in the country is a mix of
Certain ideals and philosophies, you know, like George, you know, is a Trump supportive
Libertarian that's close. Let's close it off. Yeah, go ahead as the left
the liberals quote-unquote get more power and more momentum the more
Politically correct and controlled and the more we lose our freedom and the more type of Sandy Hook events start happening because
We're becoming alienated from our true selves. And then we we that's that's what causes people to snap
Is
When they're restricted from being it or you don't think it has anything with mental illness. Well, yeah, but
That guy that showed up Sandy Hook was that I'm saying that he had access access access to guns that he shouldn't
Mental illness is exacerbated
But by the way society's 99.9% of people who are mentally ill are not violent
It's it's not your opinion. No, it's it just so happens that the few percentage of people who are violent
Then obviously we throw under the mentally ill umbrella, but then, you know, most of the time
They haven't even been previously diagnosed with anything, but it's you know, if you I'm I I'm considered to have a mental illness
You know, I think we all are yeah, any clinical depression is a mental illness. So we're not violent people
I'm not mentally ill
I'm throwing that out right now either. I am not mentally ill. I am a fucking good dude. Yeah, you're gonna be mentally ill and good. Oh
Everybody was
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad, but um
And also I think I'm in a bad mood because um last night I
Did a show called?
This is not happening. It's a comedy central show about storytelling. Yeah, it's my third time on it
And I had to follow I was like the second to the last person last night and what's Pete's last name, Johan?
The Joe Pete Johansson went up before he's Canadian comic and Louis Anderson right before him
Oh my god, and they told it's a comedy show. Yeah, and Pete's last thing was
My mom died she was in a coma and I love her and she starts crying on stage almost, right?
No, but it was just it was a really good heartfelt story. Yeah, yeah
And I'm about I'm about to tell a story about poking my penis into my friend's eye. Of course
I guess you do that one. Yeah. Yeah, and so I'm back there. I look at Ari Shafir the host I go
Fucking son of a bitch. Why are you fucking pulling me after this shit? You had to follow that. Yeah
It was also late. It was at 11 o'clock at night 11 30 at night and it was and then there was a fucking box on stage
Yeah, I didn't see a pink box. I fell over it
So you see me and camera just disappear
He was there and then he was gone. Yeah. Yeah, so not only did I define a follow cry fast
Yeah, I belly flopped on stage literally flopped and I get up and I did the best I could but I cut me awake because
You know me, you know you relive all these things. It was a very difficult audience, but I love the show and the is it triggered people
Yeah, and I get what he was doing. What he was doing is being real and that's great
And that's the right place or it probably is I just didn't think of it
Yeah, you mean I decided to make a do a story about me poking my little
Peanuts into somebody's eye, which happened, you know, I mean, but so that couldn't sleep less anyway
But I'm glad everyone's here and everyone's healthy and safe and that's the main important thing. Yeah, you know
And I don't I don't judge you for your opinions
I love you very much. I don't think I'm gonna die anytime soon, sweetie, but I hope not me either
It's it's one of the roots of my anxiety. I have legit anxiety over him
Me waking up to him dead. I don't know why it just enters my mind. Yeah
And game here's another thing that
Kind of puts a little rift in our relationship Charlie. Uh-huh is that you don't like Game of Thrones?
It's not that I don't like it. I just can't get through the first
It's so boring. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, Charlie. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Let me ask you something
Let me just have a little consensus in the room. Okay, George. Do you watch Game of Thrones?
Do you love it? Yep. How about you Bryce?
You really do love it. You saw sunday
Okay, of course. Yeah, you see sunday Gilbert watched it. Callie obviously we saw it together. Uh-huh. You're the only one. Yeah
Yeah
You're the only one. Yep. Why do you think that is?
Because I because you know what I think for myself
I don't follow free thinkers, baby
Listen to me. I love it. All right. Let me tell you. All right. Yeah, listen to me. Yeah, okay
If you had never heard of joy division
Right. Mm-hmm. And I said, hey man, you should check out joy division
Yeah, and then you were like, nah, it's not my thing. I lost. I listened to the first track on closer. I didn't like it
Right. And then you made your judgments on that one track. Yeah
What what would you be missing then?
I would be missing a whole unknown pleasures. You know me a lot of your mansion of exactly
Experience right another layer of experience. Exactly. And that's what I'm asking you to do for Game of Thrones
Okay, is your should I get the books to help? No, no, you don't need the books. It's very complex. You know what?
You know what? You know what I want to do with you, man. Yeah, what do you want to do? Because right now?
You know you you left your job
Right now. No, you're in the middle. I know looking for a job. That's fine. Man
That's just a pressure. You don't have to talk about that. I'm just saying that you have time. I have time
Who in the right mind is your job?
Who does it? Yeah, he was talking to tell him tell him tell him that
Tell him that
I had to get a phone interview today, California yesterday from California unemployment. Yeah, so they have to interview you
Yeah, before you collect or whatever and the guy the guy
Sounded almost like what was his name? Benny in LA law. Yeah
Do the impression. Yeah
So so so let me get this straight
Um, uh, you see you said you see said it right here that you quit
Uh, to leave to pursue another career. Uh, what you don't have another career
What I was like, yeah, yeah, I was like, yeah, well, you know, I I do got on on auditions and stuff
Is yeah, yeah, but you're not working right who who who who in the right mind
Who in the right mind quits a job without another job line up? I mean, I'm not saying you I just it's who does that
Yeah, you knew you sound like right now. Who Bernie?
Yeah, that's who you're voting for
Because he sounds like it. Yeah, wait, is it is it their job?
To make sure and if I just had been honest and said that I the reason why I left that job is because I had an abusive boss
Who bullied and belittled but we can't expose him. Oh, I will I am exposing him
We can just talk about him. We don't have to say his name
Charlie's going to how you're gonna expose him
You shouldn't don't expose him. But well, not his name, but my no at all with my show
Well, yeah with your show. He's writing a show on it, but I'm saying you can't call
You know, whatever that's the best type of inspiration to have a shitty boss. I'm so grateful for that experience. Yeah, there you go
But my point is is that right now we're both in between things. Yeah, I'm willing to start the beginning of Game of Thrones with you
Okay, I'm being real. Yeah, and going for I think it makes it more fun to watch it with someone
Yeah, and tell you explain to you what's going on, you know, yeah, and um
Because that was remember when I started he didn't start till season three. Yeah, I started the same thing
I said, there's too many characters. I can't get into it. I hate it. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, and she's like you gotta give it a chance and I did and I'm just great before it really is
I'll give it a shot. You see sunday's episode
It was amazing
Yeah, so does something happen after the third episode of season one that you clicks and you're into it
Because yeah, yeah
Yeah, I think every season about halfway through or after the maybe the fourth episode things really start to
Get rolling. Yeah, and then you start to really feel emotionally invested in the characters
Yeah, you get really invested which ones you dislike which one you you um you like and
And you see it's the show. It's the one show that I truly don't know
What's gonna happen?
Because if you watch let's say you go watch uh the dark night
The one thing you know
For a fact is he's probably not even after the first movie. He's probably not gonna die. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean
Everyone is expendable here. Everyone's expendable even in the first season
You think that there's a character in the first season who cannot possibly die
Yeah, yeah, and that's what's great about it and there and there's also the writing in it the patience in writing
It's like they revealed something sunday that they held on to
for five years
And we had no idea and they literally they're just
It's craftsmanship. Yeah, you know and it's discipline
It's writing discipline. It's really good intellectual chess. It really is good and um
I tell my brother steve that all the time. I know dude, but I'm playing two games
And destiny and fall out and I go back and forth and eric breven keeps harassing me
Yeah, you know, do you know what he he called me last week? And you know, he 12 o'clock midnight. Calli
Yeah, what's and what you know
He's going to ask a question like a really like sensitive question when he says calli calli
Can bob play destiny
Yeah
He has to go to you. Yeah, and I says steve he can do whatever he wants. Oh, okay. I'm gonna text him right now and said you
Tell him you said yes
He's 40
Bobby, can I watch more porno? Yeah. Yeah the first time we met. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so I met uh, we already said that where we met we met at the up front
Yeah, in new york. He was on a show called life on a stick. I was on mad tv
And uh, my brother was there at the out front. Yeah, and charlie didn't even know I had a brother
And charlie was in my hotel room. We're just saying and there's like rooms
I was like there was like a room with a door
Into like the bedroom whatever and and and charlie's in the living room with me
And steve walks through and goes
Bob
Can I watch more porno?
Not trying to be funny. No like asking for permission like permission to order from the hotel
Or yeah from the porn. Yeah, because back then we didn't have iPads or smartphones. Yeah. Yeah, we had cell phones
Did we have iPhones then? No, there were no iPhones. Yeah, we had flip phones
We had flip phones and iPod I had a trio probably razors. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and so we you couldn't you know now
You know you just wi-fi your ipad
Everything but um, yes. Steve needed to ask
For porn, you know, do you think that he'll come on by our 50th episode?
He never he made it never come on this podcast because of the fact of david
David show I think that dav wouldn't care at all. I think he does care really
I do and I don't think that he is resentful. I think he's
Supports the show and dav's full of love. Yeah, but I think that
there is
A part of steve that thinks that if he does this show
No, the dave will get mad. He'll fire or like not fired. He'll never do that. No, just dave's family. He's I love him
That's not what I'm saying
Yeah, yeah, and um
So, I mean, I want him to be on the podcast. I think it'd be great. I think I'm gonna ask him again
I mean, you could do exchange with them if you do our podcast that steve could play destiny
Bobby will play destiny and then oh, yeah, I'm gonna text him that right now. Really? Yeah, he'll probably take it
He'll 100% take it. Yeah, then you have to play destiny. Yeah. I mean, I'll play it once in a while
I wish I
He's steve cracks me. He's the best
He's the oh, and then I wish I could have been there when he raised his elbow to like elbow
Like a middle-aged woman next to him in the movie. I don't think we ever said that story
I've never talked about it on a different podcast on dvda
Well, okay, this is what happened because you know, we have probably have a
group of people a new group that
So, um, about three years ago
It was my birthday. Yeah, and my brother calls me because he did have birthday and go. Thanks, steve. And he goes
Hey, Bob. Um, I bought you tickets to the master
What was the master four years ago? I don't know. I'm walking in phoenix. Yeah. Yeah, we'll philip see him off
I go, oh
He never gets gifts. Yeah, that's like the first time he's ever done it. It's a big deal. So it's a big deal. I go
Yeah
Cool, I'll pick you up. We pick I pick him up. We go to the arc light and the theater's packed
Yeah, it was like the opening week or whatever
and we sit next to um
Older white couple, you know, the lady must be 55 50 55
Father that dad or the husband's like
Same age
And we're watching the movie and there's these scenes. I never saw the movie because this is what happened
There's in the beginning of the movie. You see walking phoenix running through a field all crazy and drunk
And my brother and I are both recovering alcohol. So he's he lets me say it and um
We were laughing at it because we related to it, right?
But then as we're laughing the lady next to us
Go psh. Yeah. Oh, that would trigger me into rage too. What's so funny?
Like we're in a fucking movie theater, bitch
Yeah, you know, I could laugh at whatever you're allowed to you're allowed to have your own opinions. Yeah
I know that would make me so angry. That would make me so angry. Sorry
It's like, yeah, you're not supposed to have a real experience and just got me an emotional response
But so my brother was patient. Yeah
My brother I just and I also said
Yeah, it's okay. It's my I go to my birthday. It's okay
So we keep watching the movie and we laugh some more and then now what she does is she takes her left hand and smacks
My brother's arm rest. Uh-huh. Like hard. Yeah, right? You're not allowed to laugh
Right
And then I look at my brother and you could just see his eyes
Shift. Yeah, you know, I mean and and once it shifts, you know, there's no unshift, right? It takes about
12 hours. Yeah. Yeah, right. So now I'm like, great lady. Now you've entered. Yeah, the steve zone. Good luck
The steve. There's a zone, right?
So in my head and my heart, I was like, please lady, don't do it again. I stopped laughing, by the way
Yeah, you know what I mean? But my brother
Now is purposely laughing to antagonize. Yeah. Yeah, right. So my brother's going
Gag
random moments in there, right
And she just she taps one more time. Yeah. So my brother. So this is her head right here. Yeah, my brother goes
Like so imagine like this to help us like
Right. Gainfathers like standing up, right? I grabbed my brother by the hair
Yeah, and I drag them through a packed theater. Yeah, do the hair
You know me like I was so living right and I'm pulling his hair out the I get him out right and I and I release it
I go. Thanks a lot
It's my birthday
He's going off of the
I never I bought it on my iPad the master. I can't watch it because of that
Bought the tickets
It was literally like
Yeah, and my brother used to do that all the time like he did that he snapped
When I was testing for Matt TV. Oh, really? Yeah, the night of the test
I was living in Silver Lake and I was with my brother and we were playing knockout Kings
Yeah on PlayStation boxing game. Yeah, it's like three in the morning. I had to be at Fox at
Like nine in the morning
Right, and I can't sleep. He knows I can't say gonna get so nervous. I was nervous for it, right?
So we're playing knockout Kings and then I kept doing these low blows. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I kept doing low blows right and then you know the one lobo, you know that his character
I thought I don't know. He was playing like sugary Leonard kneeled over and I I knocked him out
Yeah, and then all of a sudden I just here to see the controller fall to the ground
My brother go to the kitchen. He grabbed two knives, right and he came to me and he literally started trying to step kill me
If I hadn't moved back through the swings, you're like I would have been dead
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like he was doing like yeah, I mean
Yeah, I mean like
What the fuck snaps right and I cry right and then I went and got the show right and then the next day
He was he pretended never happened
He tried to stab you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's he's done that he I was playing FIFA with him once
He tried to butcher knife you right? Yeah
And no on orange when he lives, you know the place he lives in now in orange
We're playing FIFA and I scored that the time ran out and all of a sudden I just
And my head just goes like that and he had punched me in the face
Mm-hmm. You just looked over and he punched. No, I wouldn't look my head
He punched me so hard that my head turned to the right. Oh, he sucker punch. He's gonna punch me. I'm like
You're mean and he he punched me in the face. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean he the whole nice guy
Oh, I'll do anything. It's it's it's a deception. You don't want to get on Steve
Yeah, it's also a survival thing for him because he sent us a video of someone breaking into his house, remember
Yeah, we were in Arizona someone had they fucked up in like some guy was lurking in the dark
Waiting just in there little courtyard and right the description was he looked like John Jones, by the way
Huge black guy, so he he he got a little freaked out
So he turned his phone on for video footage, but you you could you should have heard what he was saying to this guy
Back up bro get the fuck out. Yeah, he was going off on this guy like little Steve
He's a scary dude. Yeah, I wouldn't want Steve like freaking out on me
My dad called two black guys the n-word what he was playing golf
Your dad the one day I played golf with my dad
I was like but one and only time right he these black guys were like you're so slow because they were they were the group
The Koreans were the group ahead of them. Yeah, so one of the black guys
Comes up big, you know, and I don't know. I don't remember he was a big black guy
Yeah, I mean and he come and I even the whole time I was playing with my dad and my uncles
I was like I was playing so slow. You know, I mean, and I'm eight
I don't even know the rules of the game. Yeah, you know, I mean and then this black guy came out with a like his golf club and
Go hey, you guys, you know, you guys hurry it up. Yeah, right?
And he my dad took the golf club and started swinging it at them
Like see you get snap. Oh, yeah, that's where he gets it. Okay, my dad. Yeah
You know like he just went that's not either. We don't bleep that because that's my dad's saying yeah, right?
We don't have to hear it ten times
But but like can I say it? Can I say it?
But my point is is that he
My dad was a snapper. Yeah. Yeah, my dad beat you know, my mom my dad punched my mom and snapping my mom's tooth out
Really? Yeah, her two guys are so violent man. He's not he punched it. He's so the opposite
He's not violent at all. I mean he did scream at me the other day
Yeah, but top of his lungs, but then it lasted for maybe 20 seconds and then I screamed louder
And then he backed up and got scared. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I I tried because I hate that about my dad. I
Hate that about my brother. Yeah, and I know what's in me. Yeah, so I've just learned to just kind of
Now I'm gonna stay about it. Well, that's good for your health
Excuse me. They say that's good for your health. Like the people that rage out don't live as long high blood pressure
Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I try not to do it. I don't do it
You're more like your mother
Isn't he like his mom my mom's fun. Who's silly you silly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, your mom
Well, I mean my mom too is psychopathic in many ways, but you know what you know what though because we talk about your mom too
Charlie, you know, we're not about your mom. We've talked about family before family and the thing is is that
They really did the best they could did they though? I don't
Hop out
You don't think I think that's such a cop out. Don't you know, they did the best like
Well, I mean they just shamed me consistently, but they did the best they could what that's that's what huh? Sometimes it's yeah, yeah, I
Get what you're saying. Like for instance, my mom
Beat the living shit out of me. It wasn't conventional spanking. It was punch in the mouth
Belt to the stomach kneeling on rock salt. Yeah, my eye. I it was hard full-blown
Physical abuse. Yeah with objects. Yeah. Yeah, you guys were but that's how she was raised
Yeah, she didn't know any other way
So if I see it from you know from that vantage point, then I'm more understanding of why I was treated that way
It was just cyclical. Yeah when she got a little bit older and we moved to America
She was able to see you know outside of the microcosm that she lived in the Philippines
Yeah, and she was like oh shit like I put you guys through hell, but she was so unaware of it at that time
She just it was just taught to her. Right. Right. It was a tradition. Yeah family tradition
Same with the shaming. Yeah, she would shame the shit out of me for simple things like
Leaving a pencil box in my classroom. Yeah, I mean I would get full-blown beatings for that. Oh my god
And yeah, and I didn't and if I didn't leave
Or if I stayed in the Philippines in that small circle, I probably would think to rear my kids that way, too
Yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah, totally. Yeah, what is it with your with your parents? They just shamed you. Oh
It's complicated. I mean they're they're really nice people. Yeah
We are very nice. Yeah. No, they're just they're they do the it's really
Um, no, it's a little
Sometimes I wish I don't think you want to talk about I sometimes I wish I was just smacked more
You wish the violence a little bit a little bit of the I'll call my mom for you
Psychological stuff is as as bad, you know, um, yes, I logical might even be worse. Maybe worse. Yeah
the the you know what it is. It's like yeah, the psychological stuff is hard because
The
Perpetrators of the psychological nonsense have such thick denial that you that you can't address it
They really what no you the problem is you you know, you're mr. Sense it it they they have a great creative way
They make you think that the problems you but really yeah, how I mean little kids. Yeah
How much are you supposed to punish little kids? I know
They're I'd be like 12 years old at dinner and my dad and mom would go
Your cousin Shedden she got accepted to Harvard, you know guy her parents are so happy and proud of her right
You I mean and my brother and I my brother and I is I'll make out we kill crawdads in the river
Yeah, that's all we know how to do and he your dad was saying that yeah, yeah, that's all we know that he was
Well when we go to holiday with my you know my uncle on we can't talk about you
Yeah, because you do so bad
Yeah, and then you go, oh
I'm a loser. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm a failure. That's where the voice comes from. Yeah, that's where it comes from
But you're resilient. You learn to survive. I was resilient. You learn to survive. Yeah by developing certain things
Yeah, like humor. Yes, right or when I pull my penis out like early when I pull my penis out
Yeah, do you remember that George? Do you remember it? Yeah, you remember that right? Yeah, I just walked into the room
I learned things like that
Learn things like that. Really. Yeah, those are really good. It was well
I still have the rage in my heart though. I keep it in a little very tightly sealed box for appropriate times
But when it comes out, it's it's so hype. It's a high pressurized box
Yeah, but I never let open so when I do open it. It's
It's
Probably mayhem and for the right reason Gary. Yeah, I think I I accidentally let it out at that one pool attendant last year
Yeah, you remember that what happened? And I mean, I was going to gout your eyes. Well, first of all
It was so inappropriate actually. It wasn't appropriate time. Call a lot of treasure to make me do like nature shit
Yeah, or think activities because that's what she wants to do
Yeah, and I feel like a shitty boyfriend because I'm not athletic. Yeah, and I don't like
Outside. Yeah, I don't I like you're inside
And
Right so when she got me to go swimming, yeah, I got up and she knew that's a to-do
Didn't you take a dump in the pool or is that something else?
He probably has multiple times
Swimming like a little orangutan
You called Bobby an orangutan
Why
And now come back again
You called Bobby an orangutan my god
That's how he really feels about you my god feelings
I love you
An orangutan
It sounds like it
No
Oh my god you're up
My god
Sorry
We might have to take a step back here for a second
Go on with the story
No
Can we go back to the start
No I would like to address what you just said
Please
Okay
Number one
I've never shit in a circle
So now you're throwing that reputation out there
A rumor that I did that
Alright
Number two
I'm not an orangutan
Why did you choose that animal?
Yeah why did you choose that animal?
Pitch limbs are too short
So you just made up a fucking story in your fucking twisted head
That's something that happened
I'm sorry
And then you laughed maniacally
I want to apologize and then
Please apologize
What can I do to correct it and make it right?
Watch Game of Thrones
Okay
Yeah watch Game of Thrones
Okay
So go on with the pool attendant
My fucking god
I can't be the orangutan story
You can't yeah
Sorry
Yeah anyway she went crazy
What did the pool attendant do?
Yeah
Because she did what
So this was a really big deal for me because I finally got Bobby to go out and do a physical
activity under the sun
I love it when Bobby does stuff out of that
Right so we go to the Glassel Park pool which is you know a shitty community pool but you
know no one's ever there so you're like fuck it let's go there
And I've been there so many times I teach some people I teach swimming over there
Yeah
So they know me
So I walk in there and this fucking bitch pool attendant looks at Bobby he's disheveled
Yeah
He you know how he dresses like he looks like he just rolled out of bed 24 seven
She looks at him he looks ragged
She thought I was a heroine
Yeah
That's what she looked at me
She looked at him very in a very discriminating way and she was like do you have swim shorts?
And Bobby's like yeah I do
And he had Nike sliding shorts
Which is basically the same it's latex it's lycra
It's lycra it's the same exact material or very similar to a speedo suit
And being that I was a swimmer for 15 fucking years I would know what's appropriate for
a swimming pool
Right
So Bobby shows his trunks he's like yeah I have these shorts she goes oh yeah you can't
get in
Mind you there are there are guys in the pool wearing full blown like yeah like inappropriate
shorts for swimming like he's wearing tight lycra shorts sliding shorts yeah and she
goes yeah you can't go in and so I popped off
Yeah
And I was like wait a second make me understand why he can't go in oh okay well you know those
are Nike pro combat shorts yeah I went back twice Charlie I didn't raise my voice
I got to leave
He dragged me out he dragged me out he's like come on and he actually I couldn't be dragged
out so he left
I left
And I
It's a good battle to pick you know they say pick your battles that's a good one to pick
Because she just looked at one look at him and she didn't even ask anybody else who was
going in any other guy to see their trunks
She only wanted to discriminate against him
Race
Was it racial
Yeah
No I don't think it was racial I think it was more classism
Yeah it was classism
Ah
That I had no money and it's like I do not a lot but I do have some of that kind of stuff
You know what I mean
I've been with a guy oh man
You've been with a guy
You've been with a guy
Wait what
I was once years ago working with this guy do you remember that movie Fresh with Samuel
Jackson and that little there was like a little black kid who is an incredible actor
in Fresh
Yeah I remember that
You worked with that little black kid
I worked with him his name is Sean Nelson this guy is so like sweet like really talented
super talented
So anyway we go we go to this
Well what did you work on with him
Ah it was called like the year that trembled it was garbage movie
Well it was a it was a disaster movie
It was about like Vietnam it was about the draft the Vietnam draft in Ohio
It was like a hallmark movie of the week kind of thing
Yeah
Lifetime
Anyway we went to like I think it was Shaw's Blue Crab or one of those like Crab House
chains that are like the Houston's of Crab Places it was Jay Ferguson and Sean Nelson
and I we we walked in it was like 3.30 in the afternoon
I remember the story
And we walk in
Right
And Sean had cornrows in
Right Jay Ferguson is on Mad Men
He was yeah he was on Mad Men
The real O'Neill
The real O'Neill
Yeah
And the the manager guy or the maid or dear whatever he was like I can't let you guys
in
And we're like huh and he he looked at me and he goes you're wearing I'd khaki shorts
on he's like you're wearing shorts
And Jay was like you sure bro that's why you're not letting us in and he's like yeah he's
wearing shorts like that's we have a dress code in this restaurant and Jay was like
okay man fair enough we'll leave so we leave and we get in the car and we see an old white
couple get out of their car and the man's wearing t-shirt and shorts and so we wait
we're like let's wait for that
Oh I love this
Nice
So we wait and a few minutes go by and now it's clear that like these old white people
got in
Yeah
There was no one in there by the way like middle of the afternoon
Yeah
So Jay's like fuck that man let's go back you know and Sean was like no no no no I don't
want to do this but we went back in and you should have seen the look on the on the manager
guy he was you know he was like busted he was like mortified
Yes
The first thing he said was like I'm going to call the police
What
That's your response
That was it he was so scared because Jay came like busted the door open
Yes
And was just said what the fuck man you're fucking racist and the guy was like and he ran back
into the kitchen
Oh my god you know what same thing happened to me dude
Really
In Houston Jordan Peele and I they wouldn't let us in a fucking restaurant because I was
wearing a baseball cap yeah I put the baseball cap outside because I didn't like that baseball
cap
Yeah
Came back in and then he made another excuse
Yes
That's what they did to us
Fucking crazy
Fucking crazy man
Yeah
They don't do that anymore though
No no I don't think so
I'm sure there are still places that do that
This was outside of Cleveland that this happened
Oh really?
Yeah
I don't think that happens anymore
You would hope
No I do because I can tell by when because in the 80s every day you would have white
people do this you know how they'd lean there and they'd go ching chong you're right
Yeah
It was just okay to do that to an Asian
I still think it's okay to do that
No I don't
Yeah you don't
There was a guy I watched the first episode of The Bachelorette yesterday and I liked
to watch this show because it's so cringe worthy it's like a fucking you know car accident
you can't peel your eyes out of right off of and there was a guy they had a half Asian
guy as one of the contestants to you know attempt to woo one woman right and he comes
in and he's as tall half he's like I'm half Chinese half Scottish and he's wearing a
kilt and he said the hackiest most cringe worthy joke ever he's like but don't worry
I'm half Scottish like below the waist where it matters
Yeah
And he fucking just threw the entire nation of China under the bus
I would only Steve on him if somebody said that
Oh and he was so douchey he was one of those like half Asian guys who was probably just
so proud of being like rich and and and probably he was proud of being white it was almost
as if being Asian was a handicap to him and it was just so annoying I wanted to punch
my TV and he that's all I wanted to say about that
It's so funny
Vote him off everyone
It's so funny
He's already off she she was like fuck you go away
Oh it's so funny that you don't even if I didn't want to be Asian it's just what I am
I was born this way you know and in my head I just don't ever think about my ethnicity
I mean people label me because I guess because my parents are Korean and culturally they're
Korean whatever but you don't really feel it you just kind of like you know you you
have eyes you have an internal mind you know I mean that you think things and it's not
a part of who I am really I mean I just I I want to live I want to you know I want to
see the sunlight I mean you know you don't want to see the sun whatever you're saying
that I want you know what I mean I want to eat I want to enjoy food things that I like
the richness of life yeah and it's like it's just a weird but that's also the beauty of
living in LA we're allowed to feel very secure in in who we are because it is so multicultural
now imagine being Korean it would probably be more apparent to you and you would probably
feel being Korean more so if you grew up in a different state that wasn't as culturally
diverse and I might be wrong about this client that's a very good point but I do do the road
a lot and I do get to go I mean you know I've seen everywhere you know and like to me it's
like even talking to other Asians out there or even Indians or whatever the race might
be it's something it's a political thing you're a Mexican-American you're you know I mean
it's not something that's a personal thing that I ever think about no right no I do you
ever walk around going I'm white no you look at the miracle you just it's just something
that you've accepted because that's what you are I if I look at myself I'd be like I'm
the I'll I would be the good Nazi you know I'm just kidding I'll be like Schindler no
I'll be like yeah are the people what's the piano player or whatever the pianist the pianist
were like remember the Nazi discovers Adrian Brody Adrian Brody and he lets him play like
hides him in there yeah that's you yeah because I'm half German that's you if they that's
not you they scared me into that army I would be the nice Ray finds in Schindler's list
is he the good one no no he oh he's not Schindler you're saying he's the other guy yeah well
who played the bad German in Schindler's was it Ray finds I'd be the good German I'm
the good German Ray finds you're the one that shot the little red girl the little girl
with the red dress Ralph you shot you know yeah yeah yeah good guy good German good German
nope you haven't said anything today because I was told on the internet not to talk when
there's four people on mics no you can set that people like Gilbert stop talking with
his a guest really yeah is this gone okay this is great it's great yeah yeah why don't
you say anything I'm listening you know you listen to people online yeah do not let those
people infect your no just cuz it's too many the the volumes volumes volumes yeah what's
going on with you not much working not on mad TV guys I tried I tried I texted Kyla
fuck message yeah I tried they said Gilbert was funny we don't know no we don't know
it's already been casted it hasn't been casted yet it has there's has to today like it didn't
yeah Adam Ray I think I threw oh nice yeah I had a meeting with them mm-hmm okay mm-hmm
and they said you were funny but you weren't prepared they said yeah no you nervous you
here's what you should have done you should have sat with me for an hour and gone through
exactly what you were supposed to do oh yeah that's the one thing nervous that's the one
thing I was upset about when I had the meeting with Salisman mm-hmm was that in my head I
really believe that you could have got the show and if you were just you know when Johnny
Sanchez got the show yeah we went through it piece by piece I told him exactly what to
do and he got the show yeah you what you should have done Bobby is at your disposal this is
your arsenal and I asked you and you were like like I'm gonna just do my own thing kind
of no I don't want to bother and burden people though remember yeah I remember I told you I
changed my set when we talked the night before I just had three I like four callbacks that
day you and I found out those I can't cancel the call back callbacks for shows no it's
a call call back yeah yeah I'm you know I'm also trying to make good impression with I
know I'm just what he's the callbacker you can't that's okay I may find out I changed
all the stuff you told me I know but we should have gone through it beat by Pete line by
line constructive criticism for me is if something is available to you and this is a guy who
was on the show for eight years there was no bigger ally in the ten hours that you had
to prepare than Bobby Lee and what you should have done is that you know Bobby I know you're
busy I know that a lot of people have been asking you but can we sit down for two hours
and we write this out and you tell me exactly how to get the job even if that was two hours
you should have sucked in your pride swallowed your pride a little bit you know and even
if you didn't want to do it the next day I could have got you another day to go in to
prepare more you know there are options available to you but I knew at one point that because
you know I'm in if you had a if you had hit it on the ballpark you would have got the
show and you could have hit it at the ballpark you could have hit it on the ballpark you're
you're talented you have you have the ability to do it that's why I was a little you know
me taking a back that we didn't sit down and go through it beat by beat I'm not mad at
we have to get through go through it next time he'll be more ready it all works out
it doesn't work out at the end you know it might be a disaster of a show I can't think
of anything I've ever gotten close on and didn't get that was like turned into the next
brand none of it well I tested for a new girl didn't get it I wish I was on that show I
mean yeah that would be good oh yeah you there's a lot of things I've either tested for I went
out for yeah that became very big hits yeah and you have to I I've tested for stuff that
never I haven't tested in a while oh that's not go there no but I'm just saying I'm not
gonna go there I just try to think of what it but none of nothing's like taken off yeah
yeah well in this day and age is tough man you know I'm sorry did I come at you in a
weird way no I think it's a perfect teaching moment yeah it's I just you know I love you
so much I know when it's a high-pressure situation and you have a lot on your plate but there's
someone at your disposal you got to really speak up and be like you know Bobby I need
the help today right now yeah and that's you know it's hard to ask exactly because that's
how you know me yeah he is so not the type to ever ask for anything I'm the same way
you know what I did the night I tested before my brother tried to stab me that night I remember
it was a Tuesday night and I went to the kilometer I didn't have a spot and I seeked out Guy
Torrey I don't know that you know Joe Torrey Joe Torrey like the baseball manager Joe Torrey
and Guy Torrey were like Def Jam Joe Torrey was the host of Def Jam black comic app his
brother Guy was in Citizen X I guess with Edward Ed Norton you remember American history
American history love that movie we need to bite the curb yeah so that's Guy right so
I went and I went to Guy and he used to run Fat Tuesday which is a black room used to be
packed you're like Bernie Max so I said with the entertainment you all stay hang out there
and you couldn't even get back there I weaseled my way back because I knew new guy to ask him
some advice right and he gave me the best advice and and I think I still tell him this
this is day that it helped me get the job it's gonna sound so stupid but he goes yo dude
you know when you make love to a woman for the very first time I go yeah he goes you
show them you show her everything no yeah I go yeah and then by the fifth year you don't
I go yeah he goes show them every comedy muscle yeah that's good I mean like your best and
I go okay well I you might disagree with that but that got my head wrapped around yeah because
he made me understand what I needed to do the next day I'm gonna write that down for
myself it being sarcastic no I'm serious it's a good that's a good you applied it to your
work but you didn't apply it when we first made love oh no that was my best that was
your best yeah what would you use every muscle baby I used every muscle you just laid there
on your back that's my best exposed you know I just had surgery he still doesn't want to
do work like I'm the one who's supposed to be on my back I'm like that so I'm like a
prince that's how we do it you just yeah yeah yeah yeah next yeah wait a minute what's the
most despicable thing you've ever done to a partner to a woman somebody that you've dated
oh my despicable I said something to Christine that it just snapped one day and she was like
jerking me off and I go it's not what do you do it's not a joystick because she was like
you know I mean like those buttons on you know I mean what's the thumb doing I don't
know what the tip of my dick you know I mean I'm like what are you fucking doing and she
would she started crying yeah why would you cry she's the one who's fucking up breaking
your dick this actress of age yeah of age yeah and she started to cry why because she
I don't know like she was like felt conflicted about giving it up so easily or something
she had like pretty common she started crying during sex post-coital depression I yelled
at her while we're having sex with Charlie what the fuck stop fucking crying grow up
that's hot oh I love I would love that I just rammed her while fucking or did you stop yelled
and then no you kept doing it while I was doing it I kept doing it I told her to grow
up and finished I have one more that's so that's hot if someone told me shut up stop
crying because I'm kind of a sadist in that way I'm like masochistic in that way so I'm
thinking he doesn't really mean it he's just doing it in the throes of passion yeah yeah
and I that would yeah that's pretty good I can't tell me I can't tell one but something
happened like five years ago that I feel so bad about I love that story there's no names
okay so I know somebody the joystick she gets she got funny wrists yeah she got hashtag
funny wrist poor girl no she's a great girl come on no more names I matched with remember
I matched with Christine on Tinder and we've chatted all night and then I had no idea I
was even chatting with her but why would she not know that your Bobby she knew that I was
your friend but I didn't know I didn't know but you know it's weird it's like she started
talking about all these bands she's like she's like I was like how does this girl know about
Roxy music and all this shit because she knows that Bobby likes Roxy music and then yeah
she's talking about it and then like I started looking at her picture and then she mentioned
something about working at CAA and that's when I put it together and then that was it
I never talked to her ever again I don't mess around so I know it's a comedian names but
a comedian's friend right who was a virgin hold on say repeat this yeah so I know a comedian's
friend that's a virgin that was a virgin at the time the guy was the girl was a girl that
was a virgin and I thought I thought she was cute so she got her some dates and that she's
at my house and she I knew that she was a virgin and so we were starting making out
and I'm like yeah I know you're a virgin so you know so well let's not take any further
and she goes I think I'm ready and you know when that happens how old is she 22 and I was like 36
it's not bad fair yeah that's good so um I go alright let's try and then we go to the room
okay let's try and it was like so basically she was like a board like this yeah she arched her
back up yeah and she had her hands in a with and fists right yeah and she was going
and I just stopped yeah get out you said get out I couldn't do it was driving me
fucking crazy that sounds excruciating that sounds like she's like deep psychological
emotional issues there I should have said that story because I don't want that person to be
I'm she was a good person I'm sure she was she just awi awi yeah I said I made it so I made
it go I didn't say get out I just said yeah I don't think this yeah it's late whatever and you know
I mean and then she left I really never hung out with her again and I feel really bad about it
you're a human being man I know it was so irritating my buddy told me a really fucked up
story of what he did to his wife and to this day I can't get it out of my head and this is why I
think that I have because I heard this story when I was 19 and um so this is a guy I've known I'm
still friends with him but he had been with his wife at this point he had two kids together he
had David been together for eight years he goes to Reno with a weekend with his boys he has sex
with a woman yeah comes back home he has sex with his chick and then a day later or maybe later on
that night he realizes that his dick is starting to ooze oh and he's he's starting to have you
know symptoms of chlamydia right but he had already fucked his wife so he for sure passed it on to her
but she doesn't know it yet he had caught chlamydia from the girl in Reno so his wife at this point
because they they they just had kids so maybe the she still had the pregnancy weight on and he was a
trainer at the gym so what he did was he took a bunch of antibiotics for chlamydia he put it inside
a weight loss bottle and then he gave it to his wife who was very insecure about her weight and
he's like hey this is the hot the newest thing that they're giving off at the gym you have to take it
three times a day for seven days for it to work and he replaced the diet pills with antibiotics
and she fell for it is that legal no that's to this day I mean she still doesn't know it to this
wow now she knows she's a listener that is insane very intelligent clever of him yeah very clever
and I I thought to myself and you know what he's he's he's a he's a platoon leader too like he's
of course I was gonna say like is he at the navy seal or is he yeah he's that's like special forces
right Cosby did the same thing but they weren't antibiotics that that was like I mean he he really
saved himself a big disaster but it fucked me up at 18 thinking that you know he seemingly he he
looked like he loved her she was a really good woman they did love her family and he did love her
yeah he obviously he didn't want her to get into class yeah but that's love with my psyche so much
I took a mercury thermometer remember the mom has to be a mercury and I want and my mom went to go
pick up my dad at the train and we had a pot rust in the oven I wanted 1500
I wanted to like measure the heat of the pot roast and I stuck the mercury thumb and the thing broke
and mercury went all over and I just cleaned the glass out and just shut the oven so wait my whole
family ate pot roast with mercury on it oh my god yeah mercury poisoning yeah unbelievable
yeah you guys hear this urban legend about how a girl found maggots in a hole in her mouth
I know that one you know the urban legend where and then it turns out that her boy yeah the urban
legend is a girl goes to Vegas with her friends she meets a guy one night yeah and thought she
was really hot but she was like you know what I'm not gonna hook up with him but if I see him the
next night I'm definitely gonna hook up with him sure enough the next night she sees him she's like
yeah I'm not gonna sleep with him I'm gonna give him a blow job so she blows him to completion
she goes back to her dorm room and then about a week later she starts to realize she has these
like blue bumps in her mouth and then she went to the doctor and she was like hey um you know
something's going on with like the the line the inside of my mouth the doctor goes swabs it cultures
it the girl goes back to the doctor say hey what were the results and they were like stay right here
and because apparently she wanted they wanted to question her um the cops were waiting to question
her yeah and they were like who was the last person that you had um sexual like interactions
with who did you give a blow job and she's like why why she goes oh because the certain thing that
they found in your mouth could only be contracted from someone who had sex with a dead person
and that that turns out the guys you hooked up with worked in the las vegas mortuary yeah and he
fucked dead people that's my body it's an urban legend it sounds real me yeah wow but how could
you figure like what types of bacteria resides in a dead body only that doesn't reside in the
mankind but maggots are actually really good for healing things if it's dead tissue yeah don't
okay they're not dirty no they're not dirty they're a little larvae yeah i love it what we had time
was uh we're at an hour an hour yeah but helpful advice with bobby colina and charlie's a good guy
his question is from twitter uh from at jay haze 91 how should i attempt to help a friend that
makes his drug addiction it hides his drug addictions well yet his friends and family know
about it too should i leave it alone or make an effort it almost seems helpless since his family
can't help him either wait so the family is enabling are they they're aware of everyone's aware of it
but no one wants to help uh friend wants to help friend wants to help family doesn't care that's a
my opinion is there's nothing you can do the family's not on board it's up yeah i mean it's for me
it's like you know one it's one's every alcoholic that i know that gets truly sober you know i mean
they do it on their own they do it on their own it's the voice inside that tells me yeah i mean
we i've been taught that you have to hit a bottom i have been taught that you need a psychic change
and a spiritual awakening in order to stop and it's just one's voyage and statistically only
five percent of the people that are drug addicts and alcoholics stays sober really yeah five percent
five percent wow yeah i mean yeah yeah and i believe and it's this is what i believe that
the reason why i've been sober 14 years it has nothing to do with anything but the fact that
i've constantly gone to meetings i've constantly you know i mean yeah i mean often i've gone
some years more than others yeah but you know so if you were this person yeah what would you do
leave it alone watch your friend hit rock bottom allow them to hit rock bottom you have to but what
if they don't because the family's enabling like what what can you do in this guy's position
there's nothing i was the friend talk to the family why doesn't he talk to the family
if the guy's hiding it and and the family does or does not know you know me it still
doesn't matter it's like i feel like the drug addict needs to be aware that death is imminent
or around the corner yeah i think it's good i mean because when when i used to drink heavily
yeah uh michael rosenbaum i love him pulled me aside one day let's do it his house and was like
one summer we'd always hang out his house he's like hey man i just want to let you know that you
know your friends are kind of worried about you you drink too much and we all kind of talk about it
yeah and that made me that idea got stuck in my head and i got sober like three months later
a skater by the name of laven fideas yeah before the mad tv thing happened came up to me and he said
did like you're taking way too many pills you're gonna die and everything so depends like fuck you
did yeah you know i mean but that was one of the things you know i mean so i guess plant the seed
that does help but i had to still go through that disaster that you had to happen to me but it's like
it does help but the thing is is that at the end of the day they have to do it they have to do it
and they have to realize so yeah i think it does help to plant the seed and make them aware and then
detach and let them hit that yeah yeah yeah yeah i think that was a very good podcast oh wait you
got to plug your shows because you're gonna be in bakersfield tomorrow i'm in bakersfield when
does it release tonight tonight yeah so it's tonight i'm in bakersfield tomorrow i don't know where
at the temblor brewing company bakersfield that's awesome merrill haggard is merrill haggard from
bakersfield yeah and i've been i'm in the seattle uh parlor live two weeks around yeah parlor live
yeah so next weekend uh no no no um june 9th through the 11th bobby will be at parlor live in
belview washington and one of my favorite comedy rooms of all time it really is you have great
restaurants call it let's save somebody's life there yeah i know i think this is a great place
we know charlie we just i just want to say that when you're on the thing just goes by super quickly
and it gives it a nice dimension for real yeah i love it it really does because sometimes you
know us three we just kind of have to um you know it's just it's just fun to have i like hanging out
with you guys i like hanging out with you guys was that the first time was arizona
uh i like hanging out with you guys i mean fucking white was arizona the first time
you guys went around the road together yeah arizona last two weekends hey we went to arizona
together that was fun that was a lot of fun that really was fun can i can i plug yeah i go plug
away i'm in lady dynamite you are a lady dynamite when is that air small roar it doesn't matter uh
small it's already on netflix you can watch it i think i'm in like episode 112 so that's 12 right
yeah yeah i'm in 12 but she's in episode 112 and he plays uh a guy with a shotgun yeah we're gonna
vet clinic vet clinic yeah i'll check it out lady dynamite is maria bamford yeah it's really funny
show i'd like to talk about her some other time yeah charlie your instagram handles your instagram
social media what oh i you guys have 150 followers what you have before when you zero yeah 150 more
what let's get them more followers charlie is a good guy charlie oh did you see the cartoon the
stickers were good you saw them yeah that cool yeah um anyway i love you guys is that it is that
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