TigerBelly - Episode 43: So Punk Rock
Episode Date: June 1, 2016Bobo has a new weapon of choice. Khalyla is threatened by this weapon of choice. Gilbo is accused of inappropriate gift giving. We talk Brooke Shields, the magic of turns, and long walks i...n the wild.  Recorded June 1, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Five four welcome to the Tiger Belly show
Okay, we've got Gilbert. We've got Kaleila. We've got me
Bob Oli and we've got pink dick George and welcome to the podcast guys. Um, I'm very excited about this week's
Pocket I really am why you're so excited. I don't know why I've just I drank a lot of caffeine
Oh, and so I'm gonna be really fast today. Okay. I'm gonna talk about a lot of things and the thing
I want to talk about first is that
Are you um, are you attracted to my girlfriend who Gilbert you're talking to me. Yeah, you're talking to me
You're talking to me. Why'd you give it a get her a gift? I got her. Oh, I'll tell you
I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I'll tell you well first of all
You should have bought her blow dryer, bro. I saw I was talking to her the other day. Whoa. Yeah
These are fighting fighting words. I go to your house right last week. Yeah, I go cloud
Let's talk cool. Let me blow dry my hair. Yeah, the whole time
I was talking to her she kept turning off and on the blow dryer
Then I realized he was turning off by itself. She said she looked at me with sad eyes. This is oh
This is an environmentally free house. I
Used what it means is that I use towel dry. I dry towel my hair and also
I I just am not a super girly girl in that way that that that
Mangled blow dryer that I used was completely sufficient for me
Yeah, I don't ever do anything with my hair anyways. Maybe like once every three weeks
So but Gilbert felt so sorry for me. Yeah, you roll on and off
You know, I know you roll up into my house with a new blow dryer, bro
Yeah, and you gave it to my girl like hey, baby. Here you go. And it's like I appreciate it so much
Thank you so much Gilbert. You're welcome. He's trying to make me more of a girl. How much was that blow dryer?
$34, okay, I'm gonna give you the money now. No stop. Yeah, I gotta give you the money because I use my Walgreens car
So it's $10 off. It's only 24. I lied. It was a sale on it. So I got it. Okay. I'm gonna let you have this one
Thank you so much. Okay, but if it's not her birthday or Christmas, that's weird. What about it's what about food?
You've never gotten me anything. That's the month. That's the most I got you
Part of the whole did get you a first-edition Star Wars thing for Christmas and you threw it and then you apologize for throwing it
I also tried to hug you one time. It was it was shit. I also tried to hug you one time
I also tried to hug you one time on your birthday and you pushed me in public and then you apologize to get
Yeah, it was a bullshit gift and the hug my bad. I
Should have hugged you the gift was bullshit. The waiters looked at me funny. That's all it makes you feel any better
I just bought Gilbert some facial products like facial skin lotion facial mask
That's fine. Bobby use this too. It's fine. Why do you make all the men in your life use this except Bobby?
He refuses refused. I tried to push
Face lotions and like products to every guy that I know. I also want to say this is this in the beginning
Okay, this is that I created a weapon. Oh
God like I created a weapon. Oh and no just listen the fallout for no in real life
It's a weapon. It's it works. It's efficient
I'm gonna back up now and I'm gonna show you what it is. I'm gonna show you what it is
If you pulls out a gun, I have to keep away from me. If you pull the fucker. I'm describing to the audio members
Okay, pulling out underwear my underwear now. Oh god, babe. No, just listen. Okay. Just listen
Last Wednesday, I played Bakersfield. Mm-hmm. It was a show at a bar. Okay, and when I was on stage, I shit my pants
You know, it was like one of those
Like the pods and aliens, you know when the little thing comes out and grabs your head
You putt my butthole was the pod and I and a little alien shot out of my butthole
Holy shit, and it went into my pants and my underwear has a brown as a brown shit. Oh my god, all right
And why have you washed it because I've been using this on Kalilah
He's been he's been threatening to smear it on my face all week
And he's been chasing me around the house all week with those god-awful
Situational uses yeah, what are kind of arguments every time I speak? He's like you want panty treatment? Yeah
Yeah, like every time I interrupt this video game play like he keeps this
Next to him. Yeah, you know what bro? It's good. Do you want to play games longer? Yeah
This right here is the best weapon of all. I'm always gonna have this
I'm never gonna wash these right because look at the shit
That's a real listen. You can't see this is real shit. Can you see it on the camera George?
and
This is and this is it
Wednesday old it was dancing on stage and he just yeah, yeah the brief flew out his ass. Oh my god
And I'm almost dead I'm 44
What hey, man, I know but it's you know, you know back in the the age of like the tutors
That's that that was like I would have been dead. You would have been dead. I mean people were dying way earlier than that
Yeah, I can't believe I'm still alive and um, but I look good my face. Anyway, I
Would you attribute your your youthful skin to I'll tell you what it is right now stress no stress wait no stress
Well, I mean my father at by my age when he was my age. He had a lot of stress
he was temperamental and he was
Just rage he had a little rage. Mm-hmm, and he had like
Five stores. He was just running around, you know doing this business. He owned the clothing stores and
He's just had a lot of stress people have stress in their lives. I haven't had a day job
Since for I don't know 20 years really. Yeah, you know, so it's 12 hours a day
Like yeah, I woke up today at three, you know, it's Memorial Day
But yesterday wasn't Memorial Day. I woke up at three, you know, so it's like I don't I don't have any stress or
Pressures of that kind same with your brother, right? Yes, Steve either Steve does what he wants to do
We do what we want to do. I don't think that that's healthy, but I think it attributes to
My youthful energy. So would you ever consider going back to your normal a normal?
I guess quote-unquote sleep schedule. Would you ever wake up at nine just to wake up? Well?
I mean Thursday and Friday I shot on
Love and you pause. I don't know why
No, I remembered it. Yeah, and I had to get up at seven and six in the morning and then
Work 12 hours. So I know how to work if I'm supposed to be somewhere
Don't be there, but I'll be there, but it's kind of fun work. It's not you're hanging out with you know, but
Yeah, I don't really
Do you feel like maybe you underperform because you're so used to waking up at 4 p.m. That when you have to work at 8 8 a.m
You are not at your optimal level. No because you're sleep deprived. Nope
No, because everyone
Like Friday I was shooting and you know Jason Dill is he's a professional skateboarder and
he's like a legend like like
My brother when I told him that Jason I worked with Jason Dill my brother went crazy
He was like you I can't fucking believe that he's like a legend and Jason Dills not an actor
He's he said he was nervous and he didn't sleep for two days. Mm-hmm. I think everyone's like that when they're shooting a show
You're you're nervous. You're you know, I mean, but you also have to remember that sleep is restorative. It's it's supposed to
It's supposed to strengthen your memories things that you have to memorize
So if you had to memorize lines before, you know sleep strengthens those synapses in your brain
So it actually would but in your delirium you also make choices by being deliriously tired
Yeah, you normally wouldn't do if you're well rested. I see I'm completely the opposite
I was never one of those that pulled all-nighters in college
Because it just I just knew that it did me no favors at all
Like once I was trying to absorb if I was trying to absorb all of this into my short-term memory last minute on being sleep deprived
It would not it would not show on the exam like I would forget it immediately was in and out
So, I mean if if I worked every day for the like when I was on mad TV like Monday through Friday, you had to be up at
7 in the morning, right? So then you would have to get on a schedule
So I wouldn't call in and do spots do stand-up. You'd sleep and I would sleep
You know, I mean, but because you had to or I would have died. Mm-hmm, but um, yeah, but I don't I rarely work
So I don't think a trip is to anything, you know, but you know, maybe you're right, baby
You do have really really good skin. I don't get like even on his back. You can't pinch his skin together
It's hot
Yeah, he has firm skin, yeah
Very firm firm firm like my skin's tight. My pussy's tight. Everything's tight. Yeah, I do. Don't you got that post?
Yeah, I do shit, but yeah, I'm um, I
I mean I get carted for cigarettes still it's fun
It's fun. I go to bars or that. I don't know and people card me
Yeah, you know what that actually inspired me a lot when I first met him
I thought he was such an anomaly something like that I would never
Want to be because I thought he was really irresponsible. He didn't know how to write a check
He didn't know, you know, a lot of things his car was dirty
He doesn't know what a fucking 401k is like none of these things that we we buy into when we're, you know
20s and 30s or that we worry about he had never worried about any of those things in his life
He never even heard of the IRS. You know what I mean? So what?
But at first I thought it to be really risky, but then the more time I spent with them
I realized that no, I was being risky. I was being risky
Working, you know, 12 hours on my feet. I was being risky with so many other
With the way I was living because I was under high amounts of stress always and I was putting myself willingly in that position because I was
Obviously concerned with a 401k. I had bought into the idea that I am not gonna live a secure life if I don't
You know save money now or just you know always follow a straight line
But after a while you realize that maybe he does have it, right?
Also, don't change and I don't hide things like this glue thing. Yeah, you know, I put glue on my fingers
I used to do a lot more. I just started doing it again
But I used to put glue on my fingers at table reads in from the Fox network. Oh
So that would have three balls of glue
In front of my script and I would just put glue on my fingers during a fucking network table read and eventually they just went
That's what he does. Yeah, instead of hiding it and you know, and I just exposed them to my weird, you know
My behavior. Yeah, I think that society always forces you to smooth out your edges
You know would in fact those edges are probably going to help you stand out or keep like when I put that like when I shit
And dick with sushi's office. That's a little too far. I I wouldn't tell you
You wouldn't do it. No, but no, but I know kind of just say this though
The real story is this I'm gonna tell you the real story. So the other one was a fake story
It wasn't fake, but it's you know, some bellished
No, sometimes I tell stories and I take things out of it
Just so that to make a certain point. So if I say, yeah, man
I shit and dick with sushi my executive producer's office as
A fucking, you know, we fuck you. Yeah, it sounds punk rock. Yeah
So if I want to be punk rock, I say it that way. So what's but sometimes the truth
What's the reality? The reality is is this very R&B very R&B breaking news. Here we go guys. So Ike Baron Holtz
He was on the mini-project. He's also neighbors and other other shit side squad. He also wrote that movie
The right neighbors. No, he wrote that movie with
The Rock and Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart
Yes, central the I human David Stass and wrote that movie Ike and Nicole Parker were writing in dick
Basuchi's office. Okay, I walk in I go, what are you guys doing? They go, we're writing a sketch and I go
Oh, cool. I don't know what to do. I got nothing to do and they're like and I just goes stick this in your asshole
And he had there's there was Tom's on
Dick's desk
Right and he did it as a joke
So I go, okay, I'll stick it in my asshole
So I took three Tom's I pulled my pants down
I bent over and I stuck three Tom's into my butthole. Okay, then my butthole started frothing
What's up in your butthole starts frothing
Yeah, but Tom's do when you're in your butthole because of the dissolving dissolving in my butthole, right?
So my butthole started frothing which created which created immense amount of laughter
From Ike and Nicole which you like which is good, which is I like it number one and number two
It's like they're laughing number one because they didn't couldn't believe that was doing that and number two
No one knew that that would happen if you put a Tom's in a butthole. So you science. Yeah, you're learning too
Yeah, so I stick it in my butthole and then I try to shit out the Tom's
God damn and three of them shoot out, but they're like now half the size they once were
But then what came out after that was a bunch of shit
So you imagine Tom's and shit on the ground. Yeah now Nicole me and I we're all we're literally crying laughing
Like it's the greatest thing that's ever happened, right?
Then dick plus sushi my executive producer of my show walks in and he goes clean that up
What was so I did shit in his room? Yeah, but it wasn't because of the fact I was saying fuck you to him
God damn. I bet a bunch of people now heard the original story are saying fuck you to their bosses and just taking shit
You know, I have to say the the the real real story is actually cuter. It's funnier. Yeah, I know I
Mean depending on how I feel. Yeah punk rock or not punk rock or not. Yeah. Yeah, but that's the real story about that
But it's like I don't
You know what it is?
This is I just when someone says to do it and if I see a laugh at the end of whatever the action is I'll do it
Yeah, okay
I have an important question for you and if this is a real honest inquiry because you seem all your stories always
Involved sticking something up your ass like all
So you're you have this anal fixation you have this appeal you you desire things in your ass
But the moment I tried as so much as put a quarter of my pinky in there freaks out. That's not funny
There's no audience there. Number one. There's no audience number two. It's not funny and number three. It doesn't feel good to me
Oh, three points. So you're saying if I did it in front of a live audience and they laughed at it
You would do it if I go my friend if I fisted your ass
No, if I did this if I did this if I at the end of my shows go here guys
I want to do a magic trick right and my assistant Kalyla comes up on stage right and I pull my pants down
I bend over right and I had already put in like maybe a plastic dove in my butthole. First of all, that's specific
No, what just listen to the magic trick figurine
So I have I stuck a little plastic, you know a dove in my butthole
Yeah, and then my assistant pull sticks her finger in my butthole and pulls out this
Plastic dog. I think that'd be funny. I would do that. Yeah
So but other than that not what you're doing it for is sexualities. I'm doing it for power
You don't like it. Yeah, I'm doing it as I pass on a bold chest move. I pass on it. He passes. Yeah
To myself, but yeah, I think the way I and also I think that uh, I
Think you know looking at my parents, you know and the stress that they was just stressed out
immigrant people
always fighting always angry
You know, and I'm just like is there any other way to be when you first come to the country
There's no other way to be then to be stressed. Of course, like it's a new country
You're not you don't speak the language your mom didn't speak a lick of English when she first came here
She said, you know, she was away from her family. Of course everyone and they also gave birth to two retards. I
Mean, I'm being my kidding. I mean if you look at my brother and I
See, you know Steve. I'm a steve. Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah, you know Steve, right? He's a fucking retard. I
Love him, but I am too and when I say retort not in a, you know, I mean in a bad way like mentally
Yeah, you know me retarded. I'm just saying that that's not a bad way either to be
That either you don't have a choice. They just are people have so we apologize. I'm so sorry
No, don't do that. Don't say I apologize to the mental retarded people listening. I
Gotta be more sensitive. My point is is that we just we were not
What they wanted, you know, I mean if my brother and I were regular Korean kids
And we got straight A's and we did some sports and we did some like, you know, and all that stuff
You know, I mean, they would have been very happy
They would have had a probably a easier time in their lives, but they gave birth to two psychopaths
You know, do you think now? Are they proud of you when you really now they are. Yeah, they go. We
We're glad in retrospect. They're glad that they made us
Because you know at the end of the day, we love them and we would do anything for our parents and they know that
My brother and I are both sober. We don't you know, we we got clean on our own pretty much and you know, we're
You know, we're all good kids people
Speaking of your brother is the rumor true. What are he and Charlie going to have a podcast called Tiger Club?
What? This is a thing. Yeah, they want to do a podcast to do an extension Charlie and my brother called Tiger Club
Maybe we'll do it once a month. Yeah, don't you think that'd be cool? Tiger Club. Who's idea was it?
Was it Charlie's guy or Charlie's because we ate the other day and my brother was like, I'll do it was Charlie
But they're going to do it here. Oh, there it is the studio and they're like an hour before ours
One Monday, they're an extension of us, but like completely separate separate
Yeah, no Eric wants to do one two on his own, you know, they want to do it here
Fight fight fat tiger
Six Tiger Valley off branch, right, right, but we're gonna have multiple offshoots
Yo, let's branch out. You know, man. I want to talk about Johnny Depp. Why?
Because I just want to talk about it because he allegedly beat a woman allegedly before you get into that. Yes. All right, I
Need to say something. Mm-hmm. I
Don't believe what you're saying. I've read the headlines. Mm-hmm. I believe that he's being railroaded
I believe that he's being threatened by a crazy lady and I believe that he's a
Wholesome very talented actor
But you're just saying that based on what?
Based on things that I've read his daughter saying my dad's never been by like his partner for 14 years
Yeah, his ex-wife said no, he's never seen anything violent from him
That's what I wanted to to talk about too. It's so I mean, this is a guy who doesn't have a Twitter
He doesn't have social media. So he's safe from
Seeing just how bad it is perhaps which is like good for him
but I mean
Did you see what Doug Stanhope wrote about it? No
So Doug Stanhope wrote like pen like an open letter because apparently he has been longtime friends with Johnny Depp
He he and his girlfriend bingo and they were saying that you know
They've known from the start that Amber heard this chick was bad news
They knew that she was manipulative that she was just all his friends never confronted him about it
Because they just felt like you know, he's Johnny Depp. He's gonna be like no if you feel that about my wife
Like I'm gonna, you know nix you from my life, right?
So everyone kind of kept kept hush about her about her and I guess over the weekend that his mother died before
She filed for his mother just died last weekend Johnny Depp's mom. Yes. Oh
So so I think that what what happened what Doug Stanhope said was that?
Before she went to the cops before the altercation alleged altercation before the alleged, you know abuse
Johnny was telling him that look dude. I'm sad my wife's about to divorce me
but I think that she's pulling a fast one and she's blackmailing me and
This is was said to him before all of this happened
So I think that you know those things have to be taken obviously we we don't know what happens behind closed doors
Like yes abusive people tend to show a pattern of abusive behavior from the very start
But you still don't know if maybe it was just a perfect storm to like his mother had just died
His wife was divorcing him, you know, you know, sometimes I'm gonna see something controversial. Yeah
Sometimes they might deserve it
Okay, okay. Yes, you know what? Here's my here's my take on that if I'm putting myself in this situation where Bobby and I are fighting, right?
Bobby and I are fighting I throw a bottle at him. I
Miss he cuz he ducks. He throws a cell phone and it hits my face. Yeah
So that's allegedly what happened and what not not the bottle throwing but apparently he threw the cell phone and it
Bruised her face, right? It wasn't there. Exactly. But what I'm saying is I'm a crazy bitch if I really I've not a physical
Say it again, I've never gotten to a physical altercation
Say that I'm a crazy bitch. There you go. I am repeat that
I've also been I've also been a victim of of abuse and we've talked about that
Yeah, and but even when I got hit I didn't retaliate. I didn't do shit
Um, but what I'm saying is if I weren't a very very heated position and things were being thrown around
Yeah, I'd probably do some shit to you Bobby
You know, you were abuse him
No, I would I wouldn't go that far
but I'm saying if my mom just died or if my sister just died and
You know, you wanted to divorce me and you blindsided me like I would get you know
He played would be flying. Yeah, Ikea dishes would be flying all over this house. Yeah, I throw the cat at you
You know, we weren't there man
We weren't there and and for people to criminalize and when we just talked about it this week, you know for people to automatically
Jump and assume that this girl is right because you cannot hit a woman is totally absurd
Yeah, but if you look online and Google it, it's like there's most the papers now are like saying or she could be right
She could be right. She could be wrong, but we we are not judging jury and I don't think that people should
Side until all the details are revealed and they can do their own time in court in the meantime. We have no say
That's all I want. Can I ask a question? Yes, and this is maybe a controversial question. You're smiling man
I'm not smiling. I know freaks you out and I'm about to ask a question
and and this is something I'm not trying to make anyone mad or angry but
Does somebody's bad action and somebody's talent? They're two separate things, correct? I
Know where you're going with this are they
Talent and you still watch the Cosby show and go. That's a great show. I think you can go. It's a great show
So if I went to like a store and I bought all the seasons of the Cosby show on blu-ray, which I did which people give you weird
Yeah, look only two dollars a fucking season. Oh, it's a good deal. It's a good deal
But if I and I and I watched it that'd be is that
Bad on my part or can I still enjoy?
Well, you're putting money in the pockets of someone who's abused women for
Three decades. You just answered my question, babe. I won't do with that. You already bought them. I did I'll return
No, but I'm saying is is that you know, can you still go? Oh, Jay won a Heisman Trophy?
Hey, that's cool. Yeah, physically. He won. He won it. Yeah, but he also he was a physical talent
He just was mentally untalented murderer. You know, he was morally not talented. Yeah. Yeah
That's it. Yeah, you can separate art from the ones be own personal life
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, but you know the art is you know the art costs money
So if you're continually gonna support that artist, you're essentially giving a bad person a good life
Like if I like Charlie Manson's music and I go, I'm gonna produce your music
You know what I mean? Would that is that bad on my part?
What if I like his music would have Kim Jong-un comes out with the cologne Bobby likes the cologne
Yeah, I would wear it. I just says no, this is a Kardashian cologne, but it has Kim Jun-un's face on it
I know but I'd spray it. Yeah
But if you think about all the the poor little like messed out kids that made that cologne, you'd feel pretty bad about it
Yeah, you would buy me a blood diamond. Wouldn't you? Yeah
That's gonna be your wedding ring
It would probably legit have like actual like blood smear on it. I mean, but blood diamonds. Those are bad
What because they come from like Darfur where they come blood diamonds, so we're not they smuggle it
There's a bad thing. There's blood on it. Yeah, it's child labor. There's a lot of things that you have you not seen the movies
Like the blood time in the movie with Leonardo. I like that movie. Yeah, the whole story is there same with cell phones and cameras
Young kids mind Colton. That's why we throw away our gadgets like it's nothing and then all these poor young kids are
You know thrown into labor to mind Colton
Yeah
But we don't give a fuck because we're all blinded. We know we have we have what do you call those?
We have blunders on everything. Yeah, we do have blunders on
Yeah, the world the other there's things in the world you can't believe like
Things that go on and then like you look at your own life and you go. How's this the same planet?
You know what I mean?
Like imagine like you imagine like, you know a bomb going off in like
Baghdad, right and families are being
torn apart and then on the other side of the world at the same exact moment
Somebody's playing like dance dance revolution and arcade. Yeah, and I just like it just jump jumping and just doing this people
Yeah, and two things at the same time are having simultaneously. It's the same reason why I can read a
Report on let's say 87 people dying from a bomb blast and then five minutes later go
Take an eight-hour sleep and go to sleep. Yeah, it's crazy. You guys ever feel bad
Yeah, I feel awful about it, but it doesn't wreck my life
You know, which is
Kind of like if I if I if I investigate that a little bit more
That's a bad trait. I don't I'm not proud of that, but I am disconnected in that way
I can I can know about all these things that I watch the news every day
But then I I I can also sleep well at night
And I I don't I don't do anything to fix any of the situations. I you know, I cry about
Yeah, you know what I mean? Oh, just for the audio listeners
I call I was looking at me while talking about something really serious
Took the weapon the weapon of mass destruction put it
Baby, how fucking dare you?
She might be very careful, baby. You'll be very careful when you go to bed
Oh, you be fucking careful. I got that. Look at my fingers. Look how fucking long they are. Yeah. Yeah, your fingers
There's gonna be more of this on your face. Hey, you have those choco panties that time of the month
You can sweetie vengeance is my sport is an Olympic sport for me. Okay. Sorry you watch your fucking bag
You little fucking gook. Watch your back. Whoa
This is fucking getting real
That really shocked. I was also shocked when I saw shit. Did you guys hear about that last thing about Johnny?
Okay, what's the final word on him? Yeah, it's um, not only is this happening, but the movie is not doing well
Alice in the Wonderland. Yeah. Yeah, but I didn't know that was out
It got 25% on rotten tomatoes. It got just just destroyed in the box office X-man killed
She's going through a lot of things right now
Just FYI
Okay, so go ahead what you're gonna say, babe
So this seven-year-old Japanese boy is missing in the mountains still in the States or what's where is this in Japan?
Okay, in Japan because his parents
Apparently left him there in the forest as
Punishment because he was throwing stones at like passing people and passing cars
So they were like, you know what? We're gonna leave you here, but they legit like left him
But when they went back he was gone and he's been gone for I think two days now and like they're the search and rescue team are
Looking for him. And this is an area of like wild bears apparently. Good. Oh
Is that how you would punish your kid?
Interesting form. I think you do I is so funny because my parents used to shoot not they wouldn't leave me in a mountain
But like the craziest thing, you know parents would do that like if you're not gonna come in the car now
Well, and then my mom would like leave it like a target, you know, I mean, but then she come back around
Yeah, you have to scare you to fear you and in my head. I was like
I'm gonna I'll just leave forever and she'll never see me again
But this cat kid actually did it. Wow, but it's seven. Do you think you have enough?
Nope mind or brain to be like, you know what?
I'm gonna give him a little taste of their own medicine and do that and then go
It probably did that and then all of a sudden like a bear ate it
So revenue shit. Yeah, yeah, but you know what that's bad parenting. Didn't your parents send you to like survival school. They did wait
What's it? What? Yeah? Yeah, I had to go to I had a walk from
You 70 to mammoth
That was a miles is that sounds far. I don't know hundreds of hundreds of in the woods
You do this with other kids that are other bad kids. Yeah, and I did it
And I was always the last I remember making a point like I was always the last guy in the line
With a count like the guy are like survival
Counselor whatever I remember going just waiting for me. Come on
Right, and I'm just slowly as walking. How old are you?
14 what did they send you there because you were a bad kid math. Oh
And how long did it take you to get from weeks weeks weeks weeks and
And I remember being on math. It was great. Is that the worst punishment they've given you other than hitting like what's like
My dad used to beat me with buck off clubs. That's pretty bad. Okay. It's okay. Yeah
Yeah, it was it was mayhem back then
and
It was a dark time
Do you have to any kneeling stuff? We have to kneel put a book on your head. Yeah done
You see my grandma my aunt used to do that with me and my cousin Andy
Okay, I have a question. Yeah, is where were your aunts and uncles allowed to discipline you?
Yes, or just your mom and dad. Oh interesting. Yes
Your parents don't care my my mom didn't allow anyone to discipline me other than her or my dad
But she basically made up for it by me. She has a strength of 10 people anyway
So I felt like you know the way Kalilah was raised is
Unbelievable to me the things that I hear that her mom did is
Is I mean my parents did fucked up things, you know, but with her it was just like
I don't even know how sometimes she forgave her mom
For those things, you know, it was because everyone got beat the same way
I wasn't any different my cousins were getting beat
but the only thing that I had resentment for when I
Maybe became a teen or when I came to America was the fact that I was never a bad kid
I was class president from first to sixth grade. I was at the top of my class
From first to sixth grade. I was the number one swimmer in the Philippines
There was nothing wrong with me. I was a prized child, but I think that
She beat me so that I wouldn't stray from being a
prized child in a way she was trying because I was making
Money already, you know, I was making money by the time I was 11 years old
I was you know getting paid, you know a certain amount by
You know the Philippine government and sometimes oftentimes that would pay for our rent
My dad was already in America because he had lost we had lost all our money on my you know
My dad used to be a wealthy guy, but he had lost it all so he came to America and my mom was struggling to
You know keep us in line because if I if I strayed there was no money
If I stopped swimming if I stopped being the best there was no money coming in. Does that make any sense?
Yeah, so she was extra hard on me and she was she couldn't be extra hard on my sister because my sister by a time
She was 12 was 510. Oh, she's bigger. Yeah, and whereas I grew a little
So maybe when I was 12 I was still 5 4 so I was still smaller than her my mom's a buff bitch, you know
Yeah, I've seen her. Yeah, so I was easier to control and
Also, she had a lot of issues, you know, she was in her 30s at this point
She had you know, she suffered from depression and a lot of other things so I can't I can't hold it against her
She was going through her own
you know her own
Growing pains too while trying to raise a child and hoping that she doesn't deviate from being you know perfect
But it backfired because by the time I came to America and I knew that I could get away with certain things. I
Went crazy in high school. I fucked up. I became depressed. I started drinking
I started really being a true fuck up
I saw a photo once of her like at a bar and she's like like guys are pouring like whiskey down her chest
No, yeah, I was a minor. Yeah, like crazy. I was a really wild girl. I don't like that photo
I think you're my big sister
Why are you letting men pour shots on I know I know I know I'm sorry guys
That's just but I got it out of my system very young. Yeah, I got all my blowjobs out of me
While I was in my teens, you know
And I remember going to college like and all these girls who were virgins or in the in the dorm room
And they were just turning into these
great a
Sex but very very promiscuous girls, which was great because they were you know
They just they needed to get it out of their system. But by the time I was in college
I had gotten most of it out of my system. How did you learn lose your virginity Gilbert?
All right, we talked about it. I lost it in Western Carolina University. We talked about it already
Yeah, I said between 17 and 18. So I wasn't 18 yet. Yeah, they talk about mine already
Yeah, I think you've lost many times and then Steve sent me a picture of the girl. You lost your v-card, too
He sent a picture. She's she hot. She was maybe about 220 pounds white girl. You wait when she was 14
We what yeah, she's 220 pounds. Were you into that or was it just because it was only available post the whole wrestling team that had her
What where were you in line of the lightest weight?
Yeah, I mean like how many guys they want the heavy weight to the lightest shit man
You went to the whole team for you. Yeah, damn. You know what that's a that's good
Kind of actually, you know what if she was into it. God bless her
That's kind of maybe she didn't know
You don't know I'm sorry if I'm a chick and I'm like look I get to fuck eight guys in one night
But you know what happened?
What I went to rehab right after that and when I was in rehab my friend Johnny McMahon
Told me that one of the guys from the wrestling team got AIDS
Oh
Man, so then I remember having to get like tested for it
How nervous for you you freaking out? I was really nervous. I don't have it. You know, he pulls with me
He is so when we first started dating he was so he would lie to me he actually this is the worst thing you have ever done
Wait, I lie a lot
I like I showed him my whole like STD panel HIV test everything because I like to do that when I have a new partner, right?
I'm sorry. I do. I like my vagina is pristine and I like to keep it that way pristine and
He lied to me and said, you know what? I was just on set and they did a whole STD panel HIV everything
No, they don't
But I didn't know any better and then finally a year later. I was on set with him to do like a physical
Yeah, and it was just a doctor asking questions. Like do you have any medical problems? Oh, it was for a problem
Yeah, I was like wait a second. Is this a standard physical they give you for every time you do a movie and he goes
Yeah, and I was like well before we had sex you told me that
They they draw blood. It's very very complicated process and that you were you didn't have any STDs. I
Don't
You don't know that and you know and the only reason I know he doesn't is because I
Had surgery last year like last April and they had to do an HIV test and sure enough
You know, I'm negative, but he was like, oh that means I'm negative, too
I'll never need another one. It all works out at the end. Why are you doing a sideways thumb?
I don't know. Are you a raw dog hookers? You know, yeah, you put my health at risk. That's so mean
Wait, you're the raw dog hookers. Hell yeah, you're a dog hooker. I'm a warrior, dude. I take risks strong penis, man
I know um, I also want to talk about I
Want to talk about um?
What happened to me Friday Thursday and Friday about with the guy? Oh, yeah
so I was on set and then I
Was talking to this old man
On set this older guy and I thought he was a comedian. He's on love and then I sat next to him because I wanted to like
Because people were treating him in a certain way and I go, hey, so you do comedy or whatever. He's like, no, I'm a musician and
I go, oh
What you in a band? He's like, I'm in the eels, which is a one of my favorite bands
He loves them and I freak the fuck out when you say freak the fuck out like a thousand percent talking to him
Like, oh my god, you are him. Yeah, because you're the guy
Because if you look at your iPad, you know how you you put like the eels it has the photo of the band. Yeah, it's just him
right
So then I'm like and I look showed him my my my iPad my playlist show you ran back to your trailer
No, my iPad was right next to me
Oh, okay, and I go and he goes. Oh, yeah, that's cool. And I go
I have a photo I took a photo with him. Why are you yelling at him and then for the rest of the next couple days?
I feel like he was avoiding me. I
would too
Like I would walk toward him and then I feel like he would walk away and I felt really bad about it
You lost your power, babe. You lost your power cuz you fangirl too hard
You were just supposed to be like, you know, cool. I should have talked to him in the first place
So from now on, I'm not gonna talk to anybody, but you have a photo with him. I do you win still
I still I still win. I still win. You still win. Yeah, I think that's just paranoia
I think that he probably likes you and that you're just paranoid all the time. Have you done that to a fan, Kylo?
What go up to some guy or actress? I have never I
Not my style. I just don't care. I chased
Lou Reed, uh-huh down the street when I was 17 years old
Would you mean by chase like yelling at him like can I get your picture? I screamed like screamed
because he was doing a poetry reading in San Diego and
I went to go see it and then
He just disappeared like he was done. So my friend Jensen and I ran around the building
To see where he parked and there was like a limo in an alleyway in the back of this like bookstore that he was doing the poetry reading and
He was walking out in the back and him Jensen. I started running toward him
I had my velvet underground t-shirt on and we started screaming and he started running with this other guy
They got in the car and there were terrified terrified. I
Would have sucked his dick
That's how much I loved him at the time. Yeah, I
Fucking he was my idol dude. Yeah, how about any encounters with actors? Probably musicians, right? No, because I you know
I
We do nudge each other hard like the other a couple weeks ago. We saw Russell Crowe
So we were nudging each other
And we kept looking back. Yeah, we nudge. Yeah, we nudge each other and then like when I um, I
Mean when I did that movie. Yeah. Yeah, you you're working with them. So you don't
You you have to be cool. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I mean
I mean, I fangirled from a distance when I found out that he was doing a scene with John Hamm
Yeah, I freaked out and I sent her a photo with me and she was like, oh my god
Oh, it's like his dick right now. I kept zooming in on the photograph cutting Bobby off
Your boyfriend
And you know what makes him even more sexy that he's super nice
Yeah, you know man, like he shook my hand. He's a good working with you or whatever and it was like and then like through the hole
Two days, he was just like talk to you and stuff and then you're just kind of like oh this guy's too cool
Have you been ever disappointed meeting like an actor you worked with we're like, oh shit. This guy's a dick
I mean, oh, yeah, I mean
I here's one person that don't say that I still I'm gonna say that I'm gonna fuck. Oh shit
Brooke Shield. Oh, yeah, I think you've talked about this. Yeah. Oh
Is that I did a pilot call. I don't think I've talked about on this podcast
Oh, go ahead. I did a pilot called on new car smell
Exactly and it was I don't care Brooke Shields was the star
David tell wasn't it and I wasn't it. Okay, and I'm gonna just tell you what happened
It's the most fucked up show business experience
I've ever fucking had in my fucking life
And I'm also gonna fucking talk about the show runners because they they're fucking two brothers and their cock suckers
Okay, no names. I won't I won't say nothing. We'll catch you brother. Yeah, what?
Why I don't just Brooke Shields is enough
No, because they all right to say what they said first then we'll decide all right. So this is what happened. Okay
so I was on that TV and
and
Fox calls me and says listen. We love you. I'm mad, but we want you to do this other show
I go, what is it? It's called new car smell. It's got with Brooke Shields and
But the problem is is the show runners don't want you
Who are the show runners I?
Knew one of them personally because he was Andrew dice clay's friend. Okay, and I went to Vegas with them once
Mm-hmm. Okay
So I go but I know that person and they're like, yeah, but they don't want you in it. They want Getty want a knobby
You knew that is no long dog dog
That's his name. What's his name again? Getty one from 16 candles. It's his name though. Getty want a tabby
Want a tabby or what a knobby want to never yeah, that's him
So I show up, you know me and they're like they don't say hi
I'm fucking Rob Cullen. I don't give a fuck. I hate him. Yeah, and his brother and
Every day I show up. I get less and less
Dialogue oh, they're cutting your shit. Yeah, they're cutting me as the days go by
And this is like a week and a half almost two weeks. I would show up and
And you know who directed it David swimmer who was the nicest guy I could ever work with
I mean, he was so apologetic to me and he would look at me and go. I'm so sorry, but they cut another scene or
Whatever, right and a tell David tell was so nice because I knew Dave. I've been on tour with him
So, you know, I had allies there. It's just that they knew what was happening to oh, yeah felt it
Okay, and then by the time we shot the show I
Had one line and I I had I was like the restaurant next door that they would all go to you know
I mean this it's about a car lot. It's car salesman
It's called new car smell and yeah, yeah, if it's out there and
That one line and then I remember and then the whole time
I was working two weeks and my scene is with Brook Shield
She never said hi to me any time of any rehearsal or I would show up in the morning
I would say hi to her she wouldn't say hi back and it was just like she knew that they didn't want me
Right, so she kind of just like said fuck this loser. So, you know, I'm in and not be nice and it's like and
so
That's what happened. I'm going to say this is is that you know, I
Love getting one knobby, right? But I think that I I'm better. Yeah, I truly do and
Um
They can go fuck themselves
Well, the show didn't make it clearly. It didn't make it
But she was so hot and blue lagoon. I know she was and I was a fan of hers before but it's like nah great eyebrows, too
Yeah, but she's because you know when I did when I did when I did Arles on HBO
I it was another night. I was new. I never never took an acting class. I didn't know what I was doing and
Still under that pressure and other feeling like you know, I mean, they're gonna fire me at any moment
Son for O was a fucking princess
She introduced herself. She gave me a hug. She was like you're doing great
You know me she gave me a lot of words of advice and that's all you want as a young guy
You know me when you're in the business is somebody older person to go. Hey, I got you. You know me and it's like I
Didn't get that from them that show and I get that from her and I feel like
That I should have got it. Yeah, because I'm Bobby Lee and I say that I say no
I say that was not I don't say that in an egotistical way
But I say that in the sense that like I spent you know me eight years on a sketch show
I've done a bunch of movies. I had I paid my dues and I'm still in it and I'm still doing it
And it's like go fuck yourself
Yeah, you know for not supporting me because I support everyone. Mm-hmm. You know I mean, yeah, it just got me so angry
Just now. There's just that rant. Oh, Brooke shield. I don't like
Oh, here's you know who else was in it. I forgot his name. He was so nice. She didn't age well either so God, you know
Hammer down on her a little bit. Thank you God
The guy that was in it that lead the lead it was Brooks. She goes I forgot his name and I worked with him in another movie
He was super sweet. Maybe she was going through postpartum depression
That's not what it was. It was it was obvious that those brothers didn't want to head it out
Maybe they had it out me and they wanted getting one up in networks at no and it's like what's fine. Yeah, fine
Yeah, that doesn't warrant like the the treatment that you got though
It let's suppose the network chose you whenever Rob pulling me a cycle. It's acting
You gotta learn how to act
Like you gave me this acting show the showrunner. Oh, yeah
Yeah, he gave me this like you mean you're not just to come in you got act
You know me and it's like bro number one. It's like
Go fuck yourself. You're really getting bad energy. Well, yeah, it's like it's like what you're talking about first of all
You're doing a three-camera sitcom. Yeah, I mean
This is a multi-called new car smell. I mean just what are you by the title alone?
It was a multi-cam. Yeah, he's telling you to do the multi-cam. Yeah, fuck you talking about
Yeah, just read the lies of yellow. Yeah, I mean and it's like it's like, you know what I I will
Like when I did that movie just a couple weeks. I was only a couple scenes, but Greg Matola was his director. He did
You know, he did um
What's that movie with the alien? No, no, he did Paul, but he also did um
That one with Jonah Hill and that kill Michael sir super bad super bad. Yeah, I'm super bad, right?
So Greg, you know when he gives me a note, right? I listen to him respect it because I respect the note, right?
And you know, he hired me and he's somebody that I've heard of before
You know, I mean and I've worked with before and I trust you know, I mean his opinion
Vee says hey, slow that down. I'll fucking do it. If Judd Abatow gives me a note. I'm gonna take it
All right, but don't give me a note, right and be a dick also on top of it. Is all I'm saying. Yeah, yeah
I'm sorry. No, don't be. I just got really just angry. I really got angry. I've never been so angry
Let's take it down a notch. We want to talk about Lord. I want to talk about we got sort of a friendly slash extortion email
Apparently someone has
photos of you in
Manchester United Jersey and
We would all like an explanation really being that you're such a diehard arsenal fan and you're a gooner for life
How dare you roam the streets in a man you Jersey?
I'm gonna tell you a little story little girl
Okay, and y'all y'all better listen to you bet y'all better not
Your choice your choice. Okay, but is this is
The reason I fucking got into soccer in the fucking first place is because of FIFA
Okay, my brother and I didn't know anything about soccer until 2006
What we did was we had I had a
PlayStation ooh, and my brother goes we should try a sports game and I hate I don't know how hockey is played
I don't like football American football and my brother was like soccer is easy
Like what is it? How do you play it? Like that's how little I knew about soccer
You just kick the ball in anyway, you play it. It was yeah
And we bought it and it was a 2006
Road to the World Cup. So it was only international teams got you
But some of the players had stars about their heads
Those were the super those are the ones that had that special get 90s plus like Rooney would have one Beckham
I would have one or whatever right and then you kind of and then there was one guy that was so good on the French team
And it was Henri
Okay, he's Terry Henri played for Arsenal. Oh the black guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Henri is a legend
Yeah, so I would watch him to beat my brother, but on TV
So I would look him up on the internet or I would watch like, you know, that's Fox
Sports would have like classic games or whatever and I would watch him and then I would also watch
Manu because of the fact that Jisun Park was a part of it and also skulls gigs and I liked class of 92
Yeah, so what my point is is that I liked both of them. I
Was a fan of both Arsenal and Manu
But what happened with Manu was Park left skulls retired gigs retired and then so Allison Ferguson left the team and
Then after that, I'm like, I have no attachments wasn't your team anymore
Yeah, and it was Manu was my I mean our soul was my team and from now on our soul will always be my team
You know, so that's the story on that. What if Sir Alex Ferguson came back? Does it matter? Wait? Is it true that?
Josie Marino is going to Manu you already signed also Van Gaal is out. Yeah. Oh god
Okay, and is it also true that Jamie Vardy is it says that for 20 million dollars?
He wants to go to any of the Champions League team. So that's either Arsenal. He's already in a Champions League team
Why did he say that then I don't know what you're talking about when you said the last time like what are you talking about?
No, so it's either it's either Arsenal. No, not Lester. So he's a lester. I know because they're number one
I'm automatically gonna go right. Yeah, so why would I think a previous Champions League team? Why I don't know
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. We I've never heard of that before read up on it
It there's nothing like that on there. It's for 20 million. You're you're you read it wrong Bobby pull out someone even pull out the weapon
Please don't please don't Bobby
If you Bobby don't do it Bobby don't do it. She's fucking uppercut you bro face. I
Will go ahead try it. All right speaking of uppercut
Yeah, big event happening in LA this weekend. Oh, can we go to the what are we at times? What are we at time?
50 I have to pee so bad before was it a bad one. No, this is a great one
You like the question or do you want to talk about the San Diego boys? You can talk about the San Diego boys without me, okay fine
I'm hopeful advice with Bobby and Kalilah weapons of mass destruction
Hi, Bobby and Kalilah. I'm an 18 year old guy that dropped out of high school recently to become an artist. Yes
Yes, my day job is waiting tables at a bar and at night I make my art. I'm short and Filipino
Yes, they go hand-in-hand recently
I googled the average Filipino dick size and that made me feel a lot better about myself my question is
Since I have literally no social status wealth height or dick to cling on to I don't even know how to start with approaching girls
Since Bobby is two feet tall and has a Korean penis. How do guys like us get pussy?
P.S. George has a pink dick. What a question
Okay, um, his name is Bryce Bryce
I have done
I have done
Excellently is that a word? I like it though. Excellent Lee. I've done
I've dated all kinds of women
Women that I wasn't supposed to get
Kalilah and I should not be dating on just looks alone
based on looks
God made her for a superstar like soccer player or or George Clooney
But I I got I got her boom because I believe that I'm them
My dick is small. I'm gonna fuck because it works and I put it inside people
I
My dick is to put inside things and I put it inside many magical places
Yeah, and I stay and I stick it in things and I take it out and I laugh and I run away call that sex
And I call it sex. All right, so it's like dude. You're young
Do good art the pain and suffering that you feel is what's gonna make you a better artist
So feel that pain and suffering and but your dick has nothing to do with it. You fucking idiot
It doesn't at all
It doesn't have anything to do with it. I was like him and I was telling I kept like freaking out like oh my dick my dick
But what is in?
It's in
Also, you're out then high five. I'm just I've just never been a girl that enjoyed like massive penises anyways
Anything above a seven and a half is just way too much for me. I can't handle. It's not pleasurable for me
Some women like it. I have friends who just love to be plowed by
Anything, you know long and wide, but not me. Well, if you like a solid five hit me up
Your five inches
No, that wasn't the problem
Proposition me to have said I said not you in general
You just did that to my girl. I know he looked right at my eyes. Oh my god. You look me right in the eyes Gilbert
Oh
Not the not the weapon a mass discretion bro, bro. Hey, we're friends. We're friends
Just the what's up? I will apologize because I don't want shit on my face
You got him babe. Good job
Don't look me in the eye again. You say five inches. I was offering it to the other Asian women
God, I got a piece so bad. I'm so sorry about that, but not really just poo smells though
I think you're fine. Just wash your jacket. I get pink. I just all over my body. Yeah, not even on my eyes
Yeah, yeah, all right, Bobby's gone
Really quick UFC 1D not oh UFC
199 here in Los Angeles, California
California if you hate UFC, please log out of this. Oh wait, let me plug Bobby shows before we talk about UFC
Bobby will be at parlor live in Bellevue, Washington, which is just 20 minutes away from Seattle and
next weekend June 9th through the 11th and then
the weekend after that he is going to be at Good Nights Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina and
That's June 16th through the 18th, and that's all I got for more tour dates
Go to Bobby Lee live.com. You're gonna be there in Seattle, too, right? I have not decided. Oh
Leave the people guessing. Yeah, just cuz I don't want another Arizona. Oh
Shit, yeah, I have a heart meltdown
Hey guys, it's not an old iPod. It's an event monitor, and I am actually
Hooked up right here. Okay. So those are the show dates
MMA talk leave now if you hate this stuff
Yeah, you have C1 you have C199 in Inglewood, California
La at the forum it is
Headlined by Luke Rockhold verse new fighter because Chris Weiman got injured Michael this thing
Jockeray couldn't fight because it was supposed to be
Widemen and then they consider Jockeray
Jockeray injured and was too soon because he just bought. Yeah, and then our the second co-main event is
Dominic Cruz Bobby and Clila's boy from San Diego verse the original Uriah Faber
Let's start with Rockhold. I mean, oh you mean the Android 18 from Dragon Ball Z
Mind that I'm always wrong about my picks. So don't put any money on my picks ever. We're pretty shitty
It's not that we're shitty. They've just been a lot of surprises in the last year. Yeah, so this has been the most
The year with the most surprises I think with them with the most new champions to yeah
What lady that's we do ah, no, we don't talk about that anymore
We don't give them our time. God stop interrupting. Do you have thoughts on Luke Rockhold or Bissping Bobby?
I agree so Bobby says Luke Rockhold is gonna break every every rib in Mike Bissping's body
But since we said that Michael Bissping will probably pull some weird shit off and like win by points. I like the guy
He's a nice guy. I used to hate him, but really I used to love him when he was on the ultimate fighter
He was my fave. I just didn't like how his his fighting son no power or anything, but I'm like into it
I don't know why I always thought he was like mildly exciting though, but Luke Rockhold is the future man
He's a big guy. He's only getting better. He's crushing. I mean, he's dominating the best so good
Yeah, so I I it's definitely Luke Rockhold for me for
Dominic Cruz Dominic yeah, I mean
The same thing I feel about Dominic Cruz. I mean, yeah, he's been out for a while
But you know like he said there's no such thing as ring rust. We saw him fight TJ and we were like
And he is so much more evolved to me. I think that Uriah Faber is already 35 36
Yeah, and I think that's the same stuff. I think that yeah, I think Cruz is just more
Intelligent, I think that he has a better a higher fight IQ not worried about putting on a show for the fans
Yeah, I'm gonna fight slip and dodge the same thing. I feel about
Holloway, so Max Holloway is going to fight Lamas, right? Yeah, and I think Holloway is too technical and my money is on
Holloway
What do you think about?
Bobby Green versus Dustin Poirier who just went up to 155. Yeah, I love both those guys too. Bobby Green's been out
I think for a year for a year. Yeah, uh, I
I don't know. I'm gonna say Dustin Poirier because Bobby Green's been out for a year
I mean, but I like the way Bobby fights
I
Love both those guys, but Dustin Poirier looks really good in 155. Yeah. Yeah, and then some other quick ones Brian Ortega
Clay Guida, since you hate Clay Guida, so I don't hate Clay Guida. I think that he just
I didn't like the whole I don't know. I was very I was very mean about it when I was younger
I used to always I fucking hate him, but he seems like such a nice guy. I feel bad. Yeah, I met him in Chicago
I take it all back super nice guy, and he was helping children
I don't really care for that fight all the ones that I mentioned are the only ones that I really care about
I'm gonna say Brian Ortega because he's wrapping California and the Gracie Gigi Sue and what a surprise yesterday how it with
Cody oh, yeah great fight
Cody Lila we're texting back and forth. I think we like a media. I mean, he's he's really got a lot of variety
He's young. He's tall. He's gonna she's gonna start this kid. I know our assessment of Almeida is correct
He's 21 and oh well 21 and one now, but he was 21 and oh the guy is
versed in just about everywhere you can put him and
You know but Cody but but the one thing that I that I will say is that Thomas Almeida
Gets hit. Yeah, he does get it Brad Pickett fight. Yeah bust it up
So but the difference between some guy like Cody is that Cody has very very
Heavy hands, so it's not just you don't just get hit by Cody you get stunned
By a former Golden Gloves exactly and then you're gonna fucking get put on your ass and that's exactly what happened
So maybe Cody doesn't have this you know isn't as well versed in everything else
But it doesn't matter the fight stands on your feet. It starts on your feet and if you get tagged once
It's you know, it's over. I don't know if that was a tag. That was like a nuclear bomb. Yeah
Yeah, and I think that UFC will parade him around as the new 135er him and he's handsome
He's you know, he's got a good look to him. The guy can talk. He's polished. Yeah pretty good
Post press conference. Yeah, and I think that he he would make a far greater
Marketable champion than someone like TJ Dillishaw. Oh, I hope they fight or Henan borough. Oh, that was a good fight to Jeremy Stevens
Yeah, I think that that that was such a bad matchup for Henan borough to fry as his first time and
Wait, yeah, Jeremy Stevens. It's a guy coming from 155 down to 140. He's like huge
Yeah, he's a he's a big boy and he's
Jeremy Stevens to me is so talented and he's he looks so loose and so great up there
And it was a really good fight, but I think it was a little bit of an unfair matchup for Henan borough
I mean, he was the champion at 135
I think he could have at least fought someone that I wanted to see him gain a win in that division because I want to see him in
The ranks, you know, yeah
I think that's all I care to talk about MMA. No one else on there. I mean BJ pants down in the car anymore
So that's done. Yeah, don't use IVs BJ. Don't use IVs. All right guys. Well
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We're not gonna be there. We're not gonna be there. Yeah, we're not Gilbert's talking out of his ass
All right guys. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you for allowing us to talk. I'll let MMA
I'm drunk and we will see you next time. I'm alababi at your place
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