TigerBelly - Episode 44: Crime and Punishment

Episode Date: June 8, 2016

Bobby tells us what's on his vision board. Khaly counts hair.  Gilbert helps explain proper squat technique. We talk Harambe, tongue punishment, and review the fight weekend.   Recorded June 6, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on WONDERY PLUS! Tiger Belly, Robert Young Lee, Kalyla Yuqiong, and we got Gilbert, I don't know your last name. Galon. Galon. And welcome to another edition, Tiger Belly. My girlfriend Kalyla, my lovely beautiful girlfriend Kalyla has like a note. Cause she likes to write down topics, what she wants to talk about on the podcast. And they have zero topics today.

What I'm gonna say this though is that it says, number one, R.I.P. Kimbo Slice. Yeah. When Muhammad Ali died Friday. How is Muhammad Ali not on your fucking thing? But Kimbo just died today. Because Kimbo just died ten minutes ago. That is true of ten minutes ago. Yeah, but it should be number like nine.

Erase that and put Muhammad Ali there. Kimbo Slice had a bigger effect on my life. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, because he lived. In Florida? No. He actually did live in Florida. He did live in Florida.

He was a self-made man. He was a backyard brawler. Yeah, but it's like saying like if George Clooney died and then you said, um. Gilbert made an impact on my movie career. Gilbert died. You know what I mean? It's like there's a difference. You know what?

You should respect dead people more. He just died. I respect dead people. In fact, all of the dead people that have died, I respect them the most. Okay. Okay. He had a heart attack. He was only 42.

I cried when David Bowie died. I cried when other people died. Oh my God. You used other people? There's other people. Prince. Joan Rivers died. Prince.

He didn't cry. Michael J. MJ. Cried. MJ Money. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think anyone refers to MJ as Michael J.

That's weird. Because I had, he was a personal friend of mine. Is it Michael Jordan? Is it Michael Jordan? Michael Jackson. Everyone knows that. Yes. But RIP Kimbo Slice, he was 42.

I mean, he was 42. He was apparently, according to a lot of people that knew him, a very kind and generous and sweet man. And no one deserves to die from a heart attack at the age of 42. Especially since he was set to fight in July too. Oh, I didn't know that. I mean, he did test positive for steroids in February when he fought Dada. And I think that's just a really bad combo.

I'm not like making like accusations of what people do. But it's, you know, if you look at guys like Dada or even like Kevin Randleman, like those guys have used steroids. Again, but you can't put Dada or Kimbo Slice in the same category as Randleman, correct? Kevin Randleman? Yeah. Kevin Randleman was in the UFC. So was Kimbo.

He was? Yeah. He was pretty bad though. I mean, his records like five and two. His MMA records only five and two, but it's beyond that. His story is a lot more complicated than that. It's beyond just his stint in MMA. You know, he was a guy who was, you know, did you watch Dada documentary?

You see how those guys live out there. And the fact that he rose to fame from living in the pits of Florida, that's pretty impressive, you know? That's true. Would you be a back yard brawler? No. If I was the physical type that could do that, I would go through the ranks of the MMA I think world and do like real tournaments and stuff.

What do you mean? I wouldn't go back yard at Joe's house and go, hey, let's fight Frank. You know what I mean? I'd be like, no, I'm going to go to a gym. I'm going to find a manager and try to get in. But that's how a lot of big wrestlers that we know even started. Like guys like Mick Foley, he started doing ladder matches in his backyard. Yeah.

When he was a kid, probably. No, I mean, that's, that's how that's where the interest starts. It always starts when you do shit with your friends at home, same with John Jones, you know, putting mattresses. His dad would lay out mattresses in their basement and he would just fight his brothers. It always starts, you know, it always starts at home. Yeah. I mean, Steve and I used to wrestle in my parents' bedroom.

But what is that? That's what people just do. All brothers do that. Um, like you did to me this afternoon. What? Oh, I heard about this. Well, what did you hear? I heard that you've been spreading butt cheeks for punishment and that pleasure.

Here's my new move. Did he even defend that? My new move. Did he even defend it? I tackle her. Okay. I pull her pants down. Double leg?

It doesn't matter. Ooh, whatever works. And I spread her butt cheeks open and I stick my tongue in her butt cheeks. Like deep, like a hard, too. So what would prompt this? Like why? Nothing. You know, it does.

Ooh. Well, what do you consider talking about? Like right now. Like right now, if you weren't here, that's one butt lick session. Wow. Can I just show you guys? It's tonal. I'm attached to a heart monitor.

Okay. And the fact that he just topples me over, my face down into the pillow suffocates me and then spreads my ass cheeks. It gets one lick or is it like multiple? It's a multiple darting kind of situation. Oh, shit. It's like if you didn't struggle, it would be easier for everybody. The problem with her is that she kicks and she screams.

She's a fighter. And she tries to fight. And it inevitably is going to happen because my desires is to be. Inevitably is going to happen because I'm attached to a monitor and I can't exert effort. Regardless, even if you were at full fit. Bullshit, Bobby. In the beginning of our relationship. Full fit Kalilah Kuhn.

I'd be able to get down there and I would eat it. Okay. And you know what? And right now that's four licks because you're talking back. And that's, that is what I'm right now. Let me tell you guys something right now. And that goes to you too. Yeah.

And you too, George. All right. I'm setting precedence. All right. Any of you fuckers talk back to me. You guys get fucking my tongue in your butthole. God. No one.

God. I just want to say. God has nothing to do with it. Let me just say. Yeah. That we have come a very long way since our early episodes. Because remember when Bobby refused to eat my ass. Oh, yeah.

Now he's forcing me. I forced. Yeah, but I'm not doing it through pleasure. I'm doing it through pain. There's no love. Just punishment. It's punishment. Do you find a little bit of play?

A little bit. No. Well. It's not refreshing at all. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. It's like when I'm reading a book and I just, you know, he says, you know, let's, let's go eat.

And I'm like, give me five minutes. He's like, bitch, you're talking back. And then he flips me over. Yeah. Yeah. That is so bad. That is talking back. I don't like that.

You're doing that bullshit. What is that? Okay. Bobby frantically looking around for, for something. And I said, what are you looking for? And he's like, I lost my can of dip of tobacco. And I was like, well, why are you dipping? He only usually dips when we're on the road or if he's on the plane and, you know, he

needs to get his, um, his nicotine in, but he's like, Oh, I'm trying to quit smoking. So I was like, well, there's, there's things for that. Like chancex. Well, butron. Fuck you. Or spit or dip or dip. So he's replacing one carcinogen with the other. It's math.

So, and I really find it disgusting because actually I broke up with a guy for dipping in the past. That's cool. I'm not. That guy wasn't me. And that's that. And that's a factual thing. That is fact.

He's not me. And, uh, I don't know what that relationship was like. And let me say this right now. Okay. That, um, yes, dipping is wrong. And yes, it's harmful. You got a little something, something right here too. That's fine.

Podcasting. But the thing is, is this, is that I don't do it that often. And I think that it takes years of doing it every day because I knew a couple of cowboys. They used to do it. They dipped since they were five and they dipped until like 60. And then they got mild cancer. This is always what, what addicts do. They always use the one, the 0.01% example of a population of like a sample population.

Oh, but there was this one guy out of a hundred thousand who smoked and drank and did all of this shit his whole life, but died at 115 years old. It's like, yeah, there are physical anomalies. My grandfather on both sides of my family died when they were 90, after they were 90, and they all smoked two packs a day, all their life. And they had stressful lives. I, okay, don't have a stressful life. I'm Zen.

But you're also sedentary, sir. What does that even mean? You're, you don't move all day. I don't, that's why I look so good. Your blood doesn't even move around your body. You have no idea what, I'm not normal. Okay. It's kind of like, I'm like an X-Men.

Mutant. Yeah. I'm the next level of what humans are supposed. The blob. That's your new name. The blob. Remember Mojo? Mojo the X-Men?

We're just a big, big, giant blob. Whatever. That's what you are. That's my power. I thought you said you lost your powers. You would put dicks of your butt and rip them off. You clamped the clamp? What was it?

That too. Ring. Ring. Yeah. And you were sweaty. Yeah. Yeah. That would be a power that I had.

But right now, I'm just saying this is that I kind of don't want to smoke as much anymore. That's good. But I like nicotine. So I'm dipping. There are other ways, because nicotine itself is a mild stimulant. That's not what's harmful to you. It's the other things that nicotine is wrapped in. So it's other things like arsenic and things in cigarettes.

Nicotine itself is comparable to coffee. To caffeine. Okay. So if you just, if we can find a way to administer nicotine to your bloodstream without you putting that goddess shit in your mouth. I like the taste of tobacco and I like it in smoke form. I like it when it goes inside me. But did you ever consider that I find it to be a turnoff?

Okay. And I've said this from the beginning of our relationship that I'm very weird about breath and mouth. You have no idea how many buttocks I'm going to do right now. What is the tally at? 30 now. We're at 30 now. 30 buttocks?

Yeah. And it's like, it's in my head. You keep a tally. I tally it. So you're, you got another thing coming right now. Do I? Yeah. Am I going to have nicotine in my asshole?

You are. And also, and when I do my thing, you're going to beg me. You're going to go, Bobby, please, we're just joking or just in that, right? And I'm going to go, no bitch. You remember the consequences and I have a tally and this is what you deserve. Can you just wait till after I wax my asshole? No. I like it when there's a little Filipino hair.

There's a little fuzz there right now. I haven't gone in a long time. Yeah. Nice. Misconception is that women's assholes don't have hair. We have plenty of hair back there. Here's another thing that happened to our lives. To our, all of our lives?

No, our lives. Oh, that's right. Wednesday I get a text from the local Kali line. She says, do you think this puppy is cute? I don't ask you. You can't show a puppy and go, that's ugly, no matter what it is. She goes, you want to meet it? Okay.

Inception in you. Okay. So Friday. Oh. At a Bob. That is kind of gross. It's gross. Friday about 11 o'clock.

She goes, she's here till we go outside and there's a lesbian there. Why is it the fact that she's a lesbian? It's important. It's very important. Okay. That's just, then I'll do it. Because lesbian was a quicker way of describing her. Oh, here it goes.

Here's a longer way. Some guy with a Macaulay Culkin hair, right? Ellen. Wearing acid wash jeans and little titties, but had a vagina. Is that better? No. She was very nice. So she goes, she goes some.

Here's, what's her name? Gloria. Lori. Lori. No, no, the dog. Oh, the dog. Her name was Gypsy at that time. Gypsy.

Here's Gypsy. Gypsy is rolling around in the front. We haven't named her by the way. In fact, I think that'd be a good contest for us right now. Yeah. We need to show her on camera to show people what she looks like right now. Her name is a girl who has no name. Oh, yeah.

Aria. Aria. I don't want to do Game of Thrones one because, you know, all those other fucking dudes that do that. Everyone does it. I don't want to do that. Yeah. So we need a name, but anyway, then the lesbian says, well, okay, you like her?

I got to go. Pretty much. It was the tone. Dining dash? Totally not. That's not how I went down. She had all her paper. She had a microchip.

She was a really responsible lady who's like a, who, who fosters seven dogs. She's a nice lady. Yeah. Why am I such an asshole? And also. That's the story over again. Yeah. Let me start the story.

This is how I should tell it. Okay. Okay. My beautiful girlfriend. I had an adjective for everything. Yeah. Yeah. Said there's this beautiful life, baby life, puppy life.

And do you like it? I go, I enjoy it. So then I enjoy it. Yeah. So then Friday, she wakes me up. Beautiful morning. It's a beautiful, like my beautiful girlfriend. All right.

Wow. And outside is a human being. She was under storm out. A beautiful woman. Wow. Describe this beautiful woman. She looked like Steve McQueen. So she was of the.

A very handsome man. No, no. She was a beautiful gay woman. Oh, wow. Okay. And so anyway, um, it then she says, do you want it? I go, I guess. And then I gave her 300 bucks.

We brought Gypsy up and she left. And now we have a dog. Wow. And you were supposed to get a kid. Well, who knows what we were supposed to get. And this dog has shit and pissed all over my fucking house. It's a baby. You know what I mean?

And it yelps and goes cries late at night. But it's so cute. You know, you just got to do it. Yeah. I'm getting a buzz from this fucking nicotine right here. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah, dude.

And so, um, I think our contest should be that we, um. We'll put a picture of the dog. Keep in mind that the last dog that Bobby named, um, he named, uh, a female pit bull pongo and that name really stuck. And so those are the types of names that he likes. He doesn't like Claire or Chingu. Chingu means friend. Yeah, but they don't like it.

I don't like Chingu. It doesn't match her face. I like the, the word Chingu. I just don't, I don't think it matches her. There's nicknames with that. Her face. Ching. Ching.

Chingky. Yeah. Relax guys. Yeah. We're not, you know what? Also, we're not talking about race anymore. No more. Yeah.

No more podcasts. There's too many things that go wrong. You know, that lady is tweeting at me. It's not a lady. It's a stop. We're not. Anyway, um. Let's move on.

Yeah, let's move on from it. But, you know, Trump's in a bit of mess here. Don't tell George that. Yeah, George. George is not a Trump supporter. How many times does he have to defend himself? Okay. I'll tell, Charlie is a Trump supporter.

He is not. Is he? He's not. He is. He's not. I think he's guise. He's guising himself. I think he truly is.

What are the tells? He's put it on his, on his Instagram. Oh, he changed his profile picture to Trump. No, he even says on his like, um, on his Tinder account. Why are you on Tinder? No, because he posted a picture on his Instagram of his Tinder account. It could have just been a joke. Oh, I see.

But, you know. But yeah. I'm voting for Bernie tomorrow. Tomorrow is the elections. You're not, you're not going to vote why after I registered you and went through all this trouble. Because he has to do jury duty now. No.

I'm not going to vote tomorrow because of the fact that I'm going to vote for Hillary if I'm going to vote. But, um, she's going to win it anyway. I like the confidence. She's going California. So you're just going to vote general elections. I'm going to, if it's between Trump and whoever the Democratic nominee is, I'll vote for the Democratic nominee.

Okay. And the thing is, is this, I believe in the second amendment. What is it? What's the right to bear arms? What's that one? That's 11. Because free speech is a second. I think it is a second.

No, it's not. Is it? That's not. Because free speech is second. Oh God, you guys, you guys are asking the wrong person. Let's not show how stupid we are. I believe in the right to bear arms. I believe that people should be, um, be allowed to carry a gun.

I think it should be, um, monitored a little bit more strictly. I think that people that are on the terrorist or watch no violence should not be able to buy a gun. But there's a lot of views that I have. Second amendment. Yeah. Nice. There's a lot of views that I have.

You know what I mean? I believe in smaller government, but just the social issues for me, you know, I just can't pro choice. I'm pro choice. Um, pro marriage, gay marriage, I'm pro, um, you know, Obamacare. They want to suck dicks. They want to suck dicks with each other. Suck dicks.

Yeah. You heard it here. You know, if you want to suck dicks, suck dicks. And, um, I'm getting a really big buzz right now. Are you okay? You look pale. I know. I feel pale.

Do you feel good? Is it a good buzz? Not a good bad buzz. Maybe you should drink some water. I'm nauseous. Geez. I'm talking and I've got all the juice, juice in my mouth and I keep swallowing it. Stop doing it.

I want to spit it and now I'm getting nauseous. Please spit it. Okay. Please spit it. I can't even look. Can we talk about what happened this weekend, Saturday? Yes, we can. The craziness.

Yes. We had a really, we had a really good time watching UFC 199. I think that was one of the best cards I've watched in a really long time. In Henderson. KO. KO. Hector Lombard. That was fucking amazing at 45 years old to do that for as long as a career.

I've never in my life believed in one thing and the other thing happened. Bobby is talking about. Luke Rockhold. There it is. I thought that Michael Bisbing was going to die in there. I am a huge Luke Rockhold fan. I really am. I've watched every one of his fights.

He's a strong kicker. I mean, he's devastated in kicks. He's a man. He's an android. He's an android. Yeah. He's handsome. And he's a California guy.

I'm a big fucking fan of his. He walked into that ring as if he'd won it already. Swag. And I told everyone in the room, I had, what, 20 people in my house? Yeah, you were excited. I told everyone. I made an announcement. I said, this is a bullshit fight.

You stopped the party. I stopped the party. Yeah. And I said, this man, Luke Rockhold is going to destroy this guy and he gets knocked out in the first round. And I had to leave and I went to the bedroom and I did a little prayer and I prayed to God. I really did for the first time in many years.

What did you say? I said, dear Lord, please, number one, make this go away. The pain in your heart? The pain in my heart? Okay. Okay. And then number two, I said, please Lord, let me humble myself to go back in the room to apologize to everyone in the party that I was wrong.

And he did not remove the pain from my heart and I was not humbled and I walked in to the party and I looked like a fucking asshole. I felt and looked like an asshole and I wanted to kick everyone out and go get out of here. Everyone. I need time to be by myself, but that's rude. You know, he's always right. When he called Ronda Rousey Holly home, he called basically every single surprise victory in the last eight months.

He's called Nate Diaz. He, yes, he kind of did. He was a Connor fan, but called Nate Diaz. And last minute, he always has these like hunches and he always says, nope, this is exactly what's going to happen. And he gets them right for the most part except for this last fight because I didn't respect Michael Bisbing, but you have to. He beat Anderson Silva.

That was a brutal fight, crazy fight. And but then I looked up on the Guardian and BBC and all these, you know, news stations in England and he wasn't even front page news, which made it kind of upset me. What's French front page news was Arielle Helwani. Yeah. No, front page news when he won was Muhammad Ali dying. Yeah. And that was in the sport.

I looked it up. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to see because to me, if the United States had their first like World Cup, you know what I mean? Winner, like our national team. Yeah. When the World Cup, it should be front page news.

Yeah. I think I've never been behind him since his career started, never. He's the first UK champion. It's crazy though. That's pretty fucking amazing. And the fact that this dream, you know, didn't wasn't realized until 10 years down his career, you know, in one eye, you know, he's detached his retina three times in his career. And finally he gets a title shot, two and a half weeks notice and knocks out basically

an Android rival in the first round that's that you can't get as Cinderella as that. Yeah. It's pretty, it's pretty spectacular props to Mike Bisping. What do you guys think Luke does now? Does he do the whole Rana thing? Go to the middle of nowhere train? I mean, he's going to kill Michael Bisping the next. No, I don't.

I think that he took this like this fight too lightly, but I don't think anyone doubts his skill with with Rhonda. There was question as to how she could still she handle certain types of fighters, people like like Holly, who knew how to keep her distance, who Rhonda couldn't clinch up with with a guy like Luke Rockhold. No one doubts the fact that he still is one of the greatest, you know, 180 fivers. You know, Chris Weidman is going to have the next shot. You think so?

Yeah. Madison Square Garden. I think it's Vitor. Vitor just lost. I know. He really wants Vitor and he's always wanted that even before this. If Luke and Vitor, that's fine. But what I'm saying is that the next one that I mean, yeah, Bisping is Weidman.

Yeah. No jockeering. Weidman lost his belt. It was never able to like get it back. He was champion for a very long time. But the same. Really? He beat Silva.

He only defended it, what, twice? Be Silva twice and beat the Oda Machida and the beat Vitor. So three times. Three times. Three times. Yeah. Yeah. He deserves another shot.

That's not bad. Yeah. And Josie Aldo deserved this, but he never got one anyway. Yeah. It's just been so many fighters going up and way, down and way. There's so many things happening in MMA right now. So much drama with journalists. Sports is crazy.

You know, so I think this is just one emotionally packed weekend and I don't want to get into the whole Arielle Helwani thing because I think most people don't follow MMA like we do. Maybe talk about it in the end. But. Or not. Yeah. It's not even a fucking thing.

It's crazy. It is a big thing because it is like journalism, sports journalism. I don't ever want to talk about it again. Okay. Why is that a thing? Who gives a fuck about Arielle Helwani? A lot of people do. Yeah.

Five people. The thing is the UFC is controlling what media is being put out because that wouldn't happen to NFL or like Premier League or the basic. The story is that the org, like the MLB, you know, you have the NFL, all these large sports organizations don't operate like the mafia. The UFC does because the owners micromanage everything, including the journalists that actually cover their events. They can do whatever they want.

Your private. Absolutely. They can. They can. Yeah. Yes, they can, but that sets a precedence for any type of person in the media that wants to cover UFC. So?

What do you mean so? There is no union. There's no union for their fighters. I think that for as long as the UFC operates this way, it will never graduate to being as big as any other sports organization. It's on them. How long has American football been around? Oh, long fucking time.

Hundred years. Over a hundred years. Yeah. Okay. Basketball. Yeah. A million years. Not a million.

Under a hundred. It's a lot. 80 years long. Okay. How long has the MMA been around? Fifteen years. Right. But we're also in the age of information where things can move a lot faster than they did.

It's not technology. Yes, it is technology. Information is being disperse and disseminated at. You're just going to let a fucking sport, you know what I mean, go through what it needs to go through. Okay. Let it grow. I get that.

But there is a thing as ethics. And I think that journalists and media need to be protected at some point. That's all I'm saying. Okay, we can end it there because no one even knows what the fuck we're talking about. Who's Ariel Babani? But if you guys are interested, it is an interesting story and I suggest that you Google Ariel Hawani. Yeah.

If you are into that kind of thing. Yeah. Which a lot of people are. If you're even an MMA fan, you should be. Yeah. Here's what I'm going to talk to you about right now and I know you're all riled up. You're riled up. Everyone's riled up.

Okay. Who's riled up? You guys are riled up. I don't want but like. I don't want but like. I want to talk about this. Okay. This is that.

Let's talk about our fucking Tiger Belly fans. Okay. What's what they like and what they don't like. Okay. Okay. What happened? What do they like? The podcast.

Yeah. But what topics? What topics do they like? Everything. I'm not sure. This is such a wide variety. They keep the MMA to a limit and there are people who only listen to this because we were on the fight companion and somehow they followed me and transferred over to Tiger Belly.

Yeah. You guys are the fight companion. So they're the ones who tweet me saying, don't ever get rid of the MMA minute. If we don't have that, they tweet me and tell me what the fuck like, how come you guys aren't talking about it anymore? That was the only reason we listened to it. Okay. So it's like a whole variety but mostly what people like is you talking.

The industry stories. About your childhood, your stories with your family, industry stories, I think that's the most favorite thing on here. Okay. I'm interested in your industry stories. No, industry stories. Like the weird shit, like the Vince Vaughn stuff. What do you mean the Vince Vaughn thing?

We talked about it all the time. I know. We already talked about it. Yeah. All right. I saw him. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

I saw him six days ago. And he didn't say hello. No, I just walked by him. Oh, you didn't even make eye contact. No, he doesn't like me. That's fine. It's dead. It's like a relationship and then I'm done with love too.

I mean, you're done with love. They're done. They finished the second season and they. No third? And I would, they asked me to do another episode but then they, they took it back. It's okay, baby. I'm upset and I just, I don't know where, I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm a little buzz right now.

I want to get like a little bit sad. Yeah. This is the most buzz I've seen you. Yeah. I want to say something. You look ashen. Ashen. Very different from Ashie.

Ashie, very different. Ashie. Ashen. This is that, I don't know where it all leads. What do you mean by? My life. In terms of my career, in terms of all this stuff. I think you should make a vision board.

I need it. Ashie, what would be on your vision board? Yes. I can be interested in it. We should all have a crafts and arts thing. Tony Thornberg would be on it. So a male model would be at the top so it's Bobby Lee's face and there's a rope that goes to a male model.

So give me five things on your vision board. Tony Thornberg. Tony Thornberg would be on it. So number one, number two, my vision board would consist of data. Data. From Star Trek? Yeah. What does that even mean?

I just love them. So he's a picture of Tony Thornberg. Brent Spiner is his name. A picture of Haagen-Dazs ice cream. That's his third. Yeah. I love Haagen-Dazs ice with the nuts in it. Yeah.

But vision board for your career, baby, for your life. Oh, shit. Not just Haagen-Dazs. You just named two guys in ice cream. All right. Let's push that aside. Let's push that aside. It's a different board.

It's a creative vision board. All right. All right. My vision board is I want to be, you know, consistently working, right? So I would probably be maybe a vision board with me and like hugging Randall Park. All right. That's good. We'll be on it.

As friends, as colleagues. I don't know why. Just the image. The image of us hugging would be nice. That could mean like they're on a show together. You know, Daniel Day came too. Daniel Day came, me, Randall Park. But you and Daniel Day came already hug.

You guys are friends. I know. I like him. Yeah. A lot. You guys work together? No. But when I was in Hawaii and I did a show, he came with the cast of Hawaii Five All with

Grace Park and we went out that night disco dancing and eating. We did go disco dancing. Yeah. And I really like Daniel to Kim a lot. And I'd met him before. I used to host the Asian Excellence Awards and my brother Steve went to it and he got up and do a blackout drunk. Steve?

Yeah. And he was in like he was backstage with me and there's like this couch with Quentin Tarantino, Danny DeVito and, um, Raph Machio. That's an interesting couch. And my brother's like, I love, like he was drunk and he would come up to Raph Machio and go, I love karate kid. And then walk away like giggling, like giggling and I go, Steve, stop. Okay.

And then he would go up to Danny DeVito and go, I love taxi. He walks away. Yeah. And he would walk away. It was so embarrassing. I said to myself, my brother's got to get sober. Cause I was like, I had to host this fucking thing, but my brother's drunk backstage harassing everybody.

You're thinking about that too the whole time. Yeah. I'm thinking about that the whole time. He just wanted to do his rounds. Can you blame him? Oh, like, oh, here's another thing that my brother did that Charlie brought up. Did we talk about this? What is it?

Were you breakdancing? Yeah, he did. Oh my God. He does things when he's drunk. I just realized something about your brother this past weekend. What? I realized how much I appreciate and love him. Just his energy.

When he comes into, when he comes into a room, he's always so nice to my mom. He's nice to all my friends. He's nice to my sister. He's very inclusive. He's full of laughs always. You know, he's funny. He's just as a positive vibe around him that I think I didn't stop to really appreciate until this past weekend.

And I thought, holy fuck, I miss Steve, you know, we haven't gone out to eat as often because he's been so busy with his, you know, monk chain stuff. Yeah. But also he was beloved at Matt TV. Oh, Lauren Dombrovsky, one of our producers was obsessed with him. And Michael Hitchcock, who was in all the Christopher guest movies, he's also a producer and stuff. But Mike loves the people.

People loved my brother's dear, but my brother hated those people. No, he didn't hate them. He just dreaded Matt TV because we would ask him to do sketches and he would do them, you know what I mean? But he hated it every moment of it, my brother. My brother is very ungrateful at times. Everyone can be ungrateful at times. For all the stories, my brothers are grateful.

But the one thing that you can always rely on with Steve is that if you call him out on something like, hey, dude, you're being this way. Oh, I'm sorry, Koli. That's the face. Koli, I'm sorry. Yeah. Was I Bob? Was I being that way, Bob?

And then he apologizes and then life moves on. Yeah, but like the story he just told what he did to the lady at the restaurant. Wait, can we wait for him to maybe? He's not going to do it. Yes, please. No, I'm telling the story now. No. He's never going to do it.

I want him to, please. He's not going to do it. I think I can convince him. No, I'm going to tell the story now. Tell us the story. You have to tell us the story. I need to know this story. God damn it.

So Steve was at a restaurant with his friend and he was talking to his friend about Game of Thrones. Now, I begged my brother for years to watch Game of Thrones and he refused to do it. And then finally he just succumbed. He's like, fine, I'll fucking watch it. Right. And now he loves it. Season five.

Yeah, he loves it. He's been binge watching it. So he's he's rattling through using season five now. And so he's talking to his friend about Game of Thrones and some Indian woman walked up to him. Irrelevant piece of information. But OK. It was just like the lesbian woman that gave the dog.

Let me ask you something. Why is that irrelevant? I mean, you're painting a picture of what she looks like, sure, for like visual, you know, for our imagination. So you can, you know, let me ask you something that we're having to having Hemingway is writing a book. Yeah. Right.

And there's a character who is an African-American like train, you know, I mean, ticket guy. Would he say an African-American train ticket guy or just say, but we're supposed, we're we're now painting a picture of someone who is possibly the antagonist to this story. Yeah, but he would do that, too. Any author, right, would write, you know what I mean? And the way you said it, too, was very aggressive, like Indian. Okay. We'll say it again.

I'll say it again, then. My brother was at a restaurant talking about Game of Thrones, and he was a little loud and a beautiful, a beautiful Indian woman, Indian woman, walked up to him and said, and said, excuse me, can you keep it down? I'm trying to eat dinner with my mom. Just like a young 24 year old college, you know, righteous chick. So my brother goes, wait, my brother's initial response was this, I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. Oh, right.

And she walks away. But then the rage hits him, right. And he thinks to himself, he goes to his friend, Eric, he's like, Hey, dude, did I did I deal with that correctly? And his friend Eric's like, Yeah, dude, you were like polite. Because I can't sleep tonight. Oh my God. That sounds so crazy.

If I don't say anything, I won't be able to sleep tonight. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that crazy look. He's red zoning. He's red zoning. It's like arc light all over again. It's arc light again.

Oh, shit. So then he, so then he stands up and goes, excuse me, but I can say whatever I want. Okay. Because I'm talking to my friend, you know what I mean? And mind your own business or something like that, and it sits back down, right? Okay. And then she stood up and said another thing, right? Oh, she's like that.

No, she, what, so they were sitting back to back. It was like booth here and then booth here. So the lady still continued to throw verbal grenades that, that was audible enough for Steve to hear like, keep it down. You know, and Steve could hear it from across, you know, across the way or behind her. And so, you know, he would be like, make me, you know, he was screaming back, so it was a continuous like scream back and forth. But see what my question is, is that I know my question is, is that, well, you know,

I wouldn't just, I'm sorry, be enough. No. That would have ended it. No. Would have ended it. Right. Because what I, I, this is where I am conflicted to, because yes, you could be like, oh, I'm sorry if I, if my loudness offended you, but we're in a public space, number one.

And also the fact that this girl thinks that she can just approach strangers and mouth off in a very righteous way, that's not even, that, that, that Steve didn't say anything offensive. Maybe he did, because he has a crush on Aria and she's like 12, you know. But you know what, you're right, because there have been incidences in my life where I still think about. Me too. There was this guy named Dan, who I used to work for his dad, was a construction worker. And my job, I was 21 years old, and my job was to go to like, you know, lumber yards

and order like, you know what I mean, wood. And then I would also get like tools or, you know, and wrenches and things that they needed, right. And so I went to this one lumber yard and there was two runners, me and this other white dude. And I had never gone to this lumber yard before. And the guy that, that worked there said to me, oh, you work for Dan? I go, yeah, he goes, what happened to the other guy, that American looking guy? That's what he said.

And I just went, oh, no, he's, you know, not working. You're like, what the fuck? He's not working now. And then I left and that's been in my head. For fucking 25, 30 years. How old was this guy? Who said that? 40, 50.

I don't know. White lumberjack guy. As if white is the only American. I know, but that's what he said. Where's that American looking guy? Oh my God. And I went to myself, I don't even know what, what I should have said, I don't really know what you mean by that statement because I'm an American person and I'm an American looking

person. But at the time, just like, but he would have said, no, you're a chinchon. And then you would have said, then I would have said, you're right because I was a little kid. Yeah. I had money and I needed this job and I didn't, you know, I had no power, you know, the American looking guy. Yeah.

Then he said that. And then that one guy in Nashville told me to pull my pants up. Oh, that's the one. You know what I mean? So there's all, it does affect you, you know, and basically what it is, is that people just don't want to mind their own fucking business then. Yeah. I think that, you know, they always, they always teach you when you learn any type of

martial arts that, you know, because you are a weapon and you know your own strength. Just walk away. Right. And sometimes that's really hard to do, but I think that is a good lesson to carry over in life because even if you tell, even if Steve, let's say for instance, if I were in Steve's situation and I told that bitch off like, no bitch, like I can say whatever the fuck I want. Like mind your own goddamn business, you know, would, would I really go home and feel good

about myself? No. And I've had similar confrontations where I have spoken up and said the right thing and I'm like, wow, I fucking nailed it. I hit the, you know, ball out of the fucking park and that bitch fucking, you know, got what she deserved. And I still went home and felt ill. So I think that it's a lose-lose.

Yeah. It's a lose-lose. I don't know any way to, to win in that situation because you were either, you feel like a coward or you feel like you, you were too mean or you don't, you know, it's, I don't know. I've been on both ends of it and it, it, confrontations never make me feel great. You know what? I wish this what could happen is, and I think I'm going to do this the next time I encounter a situation like this is I'm going to wait a beat before I say something.

Okay. So my initial responses and all these situations have been like, I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Like immediately. This is, this is, say, pull my pants up. Hey, dude, pull your pants up. I'm sorry. Okay.

That's how fast. Yeah. So now to say it. Dude, pull your pants up. Um, no, I won't because now I beat actually helps. Yeah. That three seconds, you kind of got to go. How can you live with this for, because that pulling the pants up thing, I can't live with

it. You really still think about it. I think about it every day. But aren't you possibly inviting even more because it was, it was a big old white dude wearing overalls who I was in the South. I was in Nashville, Tennessee, not your territory. And he was basically saying in my head, Hey, you little minority. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I'm white. I get to tell you what to do. That's how I perceived it. I don't like that he put his arm around you. Yeah. He put his arm around touching. Yeah.

Yeah. Get your hands off me. Number one. Well, that's condescending. It's like, listen to your young book. Like I'm not your young book. Yeah. Don't treat.

You're not my parents. Yeah. I was in kind of a mall in San Antonio with Carlos Mencia and I was like, fuck that guy. I was talking about somebody and then this, this white man said, what's your language? Like in an aggressive way. And then Carlos laughed and then I didn't say anything. All those little things seemed with me. Wow.

And I want, I want to get revenge. I wish I, if I had a time machine, all right, no, because then I would have to tell my old self and then that would be weird. Oh my God. To see your, like an older version of you say, hey, you're about to encounter a situation. Guess what? In Tiger Ballet, we can make that happen. Why?

How? Hey Carlos, that guy, man, I didn't laugh. Wait, wait, wait. Hey. Whoa. Bobby. Who are you? I'm, I'm you.

I'm you, but 15 years from now. Okay. Um. Why do I look so much bigger? Fatter, you mean? Okay. You ate a lot, but you're going to, you're going to get some shit. Well, you're going to get some shit.

Well, you're going to get like a TV show and stuff. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. Anyway, um, some white guy is about to tell you to keep your watch your mouth. And I tell you, I'm telling you right now, say no. No, I'm not going to do that.

He's white. I came back here. Okay. Here it goes. Yeah. Watch your language. Hey, fuck you. There you go.

Now your life has changed. Whoa. Yes. I've thrown you over. The white guy would have just taken, taken you and throw you off the balcony. Yeah. I, I often think about confrontation, man. It's hard.

It could be, you know, there's a really worst reenactment I've ever done in my life. Yeah. I was a little confused. I was very confused. Yeah. There was like, there's me from time traveling. Me. Who was I playing?

Yeah. You're playing me, but I'm playing the other guy. That was dumb, man. That was really dumb. I apologize. I apologize. Okay. I didn't know how the time.

You get a fucking ass eat out. You would eat Gilbert's ass, babe. I showed him. Yeah. He showed me his ass. It's clean, right? It's not clean. Wait.

It's just darker skin inside. It's like my eyeballs. It's dark circles. You have a thing with like people, like us brown people, you know. It's not clean. What it is is that he, first of all, there's hair all over your ass. Sorry. I'm a guy.

I don't have any hair on my ass. Well. And your asshole, you have not one. Not any. You have couples. No. Don't lie, dude. Don't fucking lie.

You know what? And see if you have any hair in your fucking. Don't push the camera, though. Don't push the camera. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. He just wanted to see the look.

What? You have at least three hundred and thirty seven hair. I've never seen it. He just wanted you to grab his butt cheek on camera. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. We didn't even have to spread that wide. I could already.

I saw the shadows. Yeah. Now look at now. Look at his though. Compare the comparison. Let me see the inside of your asshole, Gilbert. Who has more hair on? Yeah.

Let me see the inside. You know what? Similar. Wow. All right. I apologize. But you know what? Your actual asshole is very white.

Do you bleach it? I thought it was dark. Someone made fun of me. No. The hairs are dark. Some girl goes, you have dirty butthole. And I'm like, well, sorry. Probably.

I haven't really embarrassed ever since that happened. No. Yeah. It's actually white. The actual hole itself. But the cheek. It's very white. But the.

Yours looks extremely damaged. What? My butthole? Yes. It's watertight. His does not. How is yours damaged, sir? I'll tell you how.

How old are you? 26. Okay. I'm 44. I've had. What's been your butthole? No. I've had 18 more years of shitting out of my butthole.

You're telling me that shit is what caused. Big shit. It's actually, it's all strategy. You're pushing strategy and the way you go about your. Yeah. I'm older, dude. Of course I'm going to have a more loose looking butthole. He shits eight times a day because he can't.

He has anal leakage. All right. You don't have to go through my. I'm sorry. I have to ask. Do you guys still put your feet on the toilet seat and squat or no? Only when I'm in the Philippines in a public restroom in the Philippines. I've never done that.

I started doing it again in the past. If you're in a public place. Yeah. You do this. It comes out easier. No. It means my house. I even do it now.

Yeah. Okay. So I don't even know what this means. So do it. Like if you're in a toilet in the Philippines. Yeah. You do what Gilbert does. You like that.

But you don't spread your knees wide like that. I have to because my thighs are big. Like this. You see my butt. Right. How big it is. If I do that way, it scores out like soft serve. Yeah.

Yeah. Open. Well, you just have to put your feet on the side of the toilet. That's how wide you can go. But. But the only. Koreans look at Filipinos like this. I just realized that.

No. Look at the two Filipinos in the room and look at the Korean and the white guy. Do you know that. That's why they look at us this way. Kalala. We're squatting on chairs. They have a kimchi squad too. He's looking at.

I'm not doing this. The only downside to this. Is that you have now a higher distance between your asshole and the water. Splash level. And so you have more back splash. I put, I put toilet paper in this in the water beforehand. I was watching. I swear to God.

I just. I'm my parents life. That I've never done that. Not only that. I've done it once. You're Asian. I've never thought about doing it. Well, you have to.

If you've been to Thailand and other countries. It's just a whole. Normally. How you sit on the, on the hole in the ground. That's a weirder. The whole of the ground you just cover. You just do a straight legs. I can see Bobby doing that.

The weight of like, like a seat. I sit on it. So okay. This is a hole in the ground and you sit like this. Yes. You don't squat over it. No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck is wrong with you? I do a hover. You're not a monkey. You know what? I am. I come from a monkey. I have monkey. I have ape tendencies.

I'm proud of that. Jesus Christ. You guys are animals. Oh, anyway. Yeah. Speaking of ape tendencies. How do you guys feel about the gorilla getting shot? Harambe.

Harambe. He needed to get shot. No, he didn't. Ooh. What the fuck are you talking about? Differences here. If I'm in the Cincinnati zoo and I see a four year old. I don't want to see fucking four year old guts spewing all over the place.

Can I say this right now? I've been in probably, I don't know, 30 zoos as a kid. Yeah. Right? Never did I even get close to a gorilla. Do you know why? Why? Because I've seen perimeters and walls and fences.

Signs. Signs. And if my dad saw me crawl over a fucking fence when there's a sign that says warning gorilla and I approach a fucking gorilla, I deserve to fucking get hurt. But what I'm saying, look, I, I think that gorilla shouldn't be in zoos anyways. I'm not a fan of zoos as a whole. I think that I, but given the situation at hand, if I'm an employee at the zoo. Okay.

And you're in charge of that situation, Bobby. And you say, you think to yourself, okay, we're going to attempt to tranquilize this gorilla. But if we, even if we get, if we hit her right on target or hit him right on target, it's going to take a few minutes for the actual to actually tranquilize the animal. It might actually agitate it further. The screams are already agitating the gorilla. And could I live the rest of my life making this decision and watching a gorilla completely,

you know, rip apart the limbs of a four year old. What I'm saying is that is still a possibility given the kid was unscathed. Right. I, yes, absolutely. And there's 30% of me agrees with what you're saying, but if I'm in that position and I'm the zoo employee who has to make the decision, unfortunately, I would have to side with killing the gorilla because I can't go to sleep at night seeing a child. Okay.

It's got to give you, I'm going to give you the best. Okay. The other side of the story. Okay. To give you a different perception perspective, I mean, okay. What if right now, all right, we, an alien race comes down here, right? He zaps George, the zaps you, right? Zaps you, you guys die, grabs me, brings me to his alien home planet.

Right. And then puts me in a fucking cage. Right. For 15 years. All right. And these aliens killed you guys. I mean, I'm a slave, right? And all of a sudden, an eight year old version of those, that aliens sneaks into the thing.

Right. I'm going to drag it through the water, but I don't deserve to get shot for it. What the fuck is the alien baby doing in my fucking thing? And also I'm being enslaved. And you know what I mean? All that stuff. I don't agree with the fact that the gorilla was there in the first. I'm sorry.

That whole parallel. Yeah. That's fine. What baby? You have these like, we all like almost like was like, we're going to laugh at it. We're all going to take very seriously. It's real. Okay.

Okay. Now my thing was real. All right. But do you realize that the same people who are, who, who are so just, you know how like there are these ultra feminists who's almost like blind feminism is, is, is almost like an evangelical religious person, so it almost like a discourages you from even seeing their side of things. You have the same with people who are fanatics about animals, right?

So they'll hear a story about a kid being attacked by a rabid raccoon with rabies. Okay. A rabid raccoon attacked in the face and then a person kills the raccoon and then now everyone's going crazy. That raccoon didn't need to die. And it's like, no, it literally attacked the fucking kid in the face. That you have people who are so fanatical about animals that they start to blame, that they start to lose all logic in, in, in everything that there is a logic in there.

But the logic here is, is that who's fault is it? The gorillas or the zoo's fault? It's our society that we think it's okay to make a better zoo so that a little human boy can't get through the fucking perimeter. No, there shouldn't be fucking zoos, Bobby. Even if you're going to have one, they're fun to look at. No, they're not. Are you guys together?

Yeah. They're not. I went to the San Diego Zoo eight years ago and I saw a little sunbear so stressed out out of its mind. It was going around in little circles. Yeah. Or breakdancing. You don't know.

I mean, come on. It could have been that. You don't fucking know a sunbear. You guys don't think they love, they love the breakdown. The reason we deserve, the reason that we deserve as a society the heartbreak of watching a gorilla die. We deserve that because we created that. No, we created that.

You're a fucking retard. How am I retard? Because that fucking gorilla didn't do shit. No, we did shit. I'm agreeing with you. You didn't do shit. You was just chilling like, I'm eating my banana, I'm hanging out. Oh, fucking a baby, a human eight-year-old baby's here.

You're not listening to what the fuck I'm saying. You guys are arguing about the safe side. We're on the same side. What I'm saying is we deserve the heartache of watching an innocent gorilla die because we created zoos. He didn't deserve a die. It didn't deserve to die. He didn't deserve to die.

We deserve the pain of the debate. But let me say something. Do you fucking touch the- No, when we first started this fucking thing, you said that the gorilla deserved to die. I did not. I think that they should have killed the gorilla because I didn't- Stop that. Stop that.

That's what you said. They should have killed the gorilla. We've already come this far in a problem. The problem has already gone five steps too far because we put a gorilla in a zoo. They didn't implement proper safety for the kid not to fucking fall into its pit. So we deserve the heartache of watching an innocent gorilla die and going through the heartache of all this debate because we created zoos in the first place. But he didn't deserve to die.

He did not deserve to die. Absolutely not. He didn't deserve to be in a- He shouldn't have got shot. He didn't deserve to be in a zoo. He shouldn't have got shot. You deserve to get shot. So the parents are not to blame at all, ever.

No. Well, I have my opinions about that too. First of all, can I say something? Can I rest my vocal cords? I haven't seen anything like this. 100 butlicks. You're keeping it tallyed this whole year? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

100 butlicks for sure. Oh my god. Damn it. I mean, you're a fuck tonight. I'm so twisted that I actually thought, I thought to myself of all the possibilities as to why that kid ended up in the gorilla confinement. And I even thought, because I watched too much sword and scale podcast, I listened to too much sword and scale podcast, I thought to myself, what if someone was, if I were

a person who didn't have a lot of money, and I thought I could accidentally throw my kid into a gorilla confinement and possibly sue the zoo for emotional trauma, I thought about that possibility too. Like I thought about every single possibility, but when I heard the mom's frantic call tonight on one, it totally erased that. What was the call? What was that? She was frantic.

That's her child. If you care so much about your child, okay, don't keep your eye on the fucking guy. She has other children. How could she be a good mom? She took her kid. I mean, how could she be a bad mom when she spent the money to take her kids to a zoo? That's usually considered a good parenting thing to do. But she also could have like, you know what I mean, not like the kid was watching the

kid. Oh my god. He's crawling over the fence, what a great day today is. Not only is he going to die, but I'm going to soon as well. Right? Wow. That could have been the situation. That's an option.

You know, I'm just saying right now, I guarantee, I promise you this right now, and listen to everyone listen to Tiger Belly. If I have a kid and I go to the zoo with the kid, it ain't going to be in a cobra cage. It's not going to go into a gorilla arena. Cobra. Cobra. It's not going to do none of that. You know why?

Because my eyes are on that little fucker. Okay. Are you going to be one of those parents that uses those leashes? No. Oh, thank god. I don't believe in that. Oh god. I think that down the road, 20 years from now, we're going to find a high incidence

of actual spinal injury in kids that were previously, you know, held around in leashes. I don't think we know the repercussions yet, but I think down the road, but young people are going to be like, have you ever seen a cultured family do that? A cultured family? No. It's always cultured. You mean colored? No.

I just listen. Okay. Jesus Christ. No, listen. What I'm saying is this. Okay. You see that shit at Walmart. The leash.

Yeah. The leash kids. I see what you're saying. Okay. These are white trash people that do that. We'll just say different class. No. I've seen people at Disney land do it all the time.

Yeah, but I've never seen, I've never seen like, you know what I mean, Surrey and Tom Cruz do it. You know what I mean? Have you seen that? The sheer fact that you know her name is Surrey is really, really shocked me a little bit. Shocked me. Yeah. It's shocked the shit out of me.

Surrey Cruz, bro. It's probably because she's really cute and you have plans. And they're part of Scientology. The CEOs. The enemies are. Oh yeah. She does. But she's out of Scientology.

Um, so we have different views about the gorilla incident. I think we have the exact same view, but we're still fighting about it because you've just preferred to just, you know, contradict even if we're agreeing with each other. That was really weird. But can I just say this though? There's nothing worse in the world when a baby dies. And that's, that's a fact or a child dies. But there's nothing funnier is when they get hurt a little bit.

When they get hurt a little bit, right, if I'm not involved and I watch it, it's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. Like when he was being dragged by that gorilla, we're a little funny. A little chuckle chuckle. Yeah. Yeah. Was it not?

Uh, let me think about it. Because he went through the water. You know what I mean? It's pretty horrifying for me to watch a little kid be in that position anyway. You've seen YouTube videos or baby's fall in your lap, right, Claido? Yeah. I mean, just a few weeks ago, this video went viral of like this. Yeah, these, these geese attacked this little girl and started like pulling at her hair.

And I guess the neighbors started taking pictures or whatever. And then the mom was laughing about it because it was legitimately funny. Her daughter was fine. She probably had a little scrape on her knee, but people started to attack this woman like, oh, that's poor parenting. You were just watching your daughter, you know, get attacked by geese. And they're like, no, like that's part of growing up. You get attacked by shit.

I've been chased by just about every fucking animal you can think of. The funniest thing I've ever seen is, you know, Fabio, yeah, where he was riding that roller coaster. I don't know. Yeah. There was a roller coaster. It was like an opening day of this, you know, I mean, of this amusement park or whatever. So he's sitting between two kids and this roller coaster goes and it kind of, it goes

like two feet above like a pond, right, horrible. And there's geese there. And so when the roller coaster goes down, one of the geese hits Fabio in the face. And then when they, when Fabio gets back to that, like, you know what I mean, when the ride ends, his face is bloody. And it's the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen in my life. The pictures of this? Yeah.

I mean, I hope so. I gotta find those. Look, it's the best. When my friends, there is, I've told this story about one time when we, when Bobby and I went out of that restaurant and he was talking about how he, he was being, he's been gross. He was being gross about being Bobby Lee. Did I tell you the story? Paulie?

No. I told you. Who gets the fuck about the story? The story is a non-story. Did Bobby get attacked by geese? He kept telling Steve and I, he's, he kept winking and he goes, it's so. I know that wink. Yeah.

He's like, it's so great to be the Korean Elvis. And he kept saying it over and over and over again. And he was like, I'm the Korean Elvis, huh, babe? And he keeps winking at me. And I, I felt like I started to feel like rage inside me because he kept doing it. And so, so Steve and I didn't tell him or he, he didn't see very well in the dark. And there was, there, in the parking lot, they had this like chain thing that blocked the entrance to the parking lot.

He trips over the parking lot, the, the, the chains and he skids on his stomach a little bit. Basically, Superman's on concrete. Like a stone in the river when you flick it. Right. Right. And all these people come to his rescue like, oh my God, you know, and Steve and I were in hysterics.

We were laughing so hard. We were on the ground just in, just in a full on conniption. Like we were laughing so hard and he was so angry at us. So because he was mid-sentenced before he tripped, he was like, I, I am the Korean L and then like flips over the chain. But the crazy thing is a bunch of people ran to you and helped you. Yeah. Yeah, funny.

Funny story. It hilarious. How many butt licks is that one? A thousand. Whoa. Yeah. You, you're fucked tonight, babe. At some point it's going to feel like pleasure.

So I'm just going to train my brain to be like, this is, this is pleasure. This is pleasure. I want to get my teeth involved. Really? Question? Um, yeah question. But helpful advice with Bobby and Kalilah. This is from our good friend Bianca.

She said some nice things at the beginning and her question is about political correctness in comedy. I work with a guy who is a straight up ableist. He puts more value on people without disabilities or any type of dependence. He has even mimicked how people with Aspergers and cerebral palsy walk and talk. I called him out saying how it's messed up and disrespectful and he just dismissed me saying how humor is necessary for the world. I think he's being a dick, but he thinks he's being funny and I'm too sensitive.

What do you guys think when it comes to the situation about comedy and political correctness in general? Well, he's not a comedian. This person, um, if he continues to do it, he's going to, there's consequences. Yeah. It's probably a corporate environment. Yeah. Well, it's not even that.

It's just like one day a retard is going to walk up to him. I mean, don't say retard. He told me not to say it the last time and I learned my lesson. Now you're saying it. I'm sorry. You're an ableist. Let me start from the beginning. Okay.

Okay. One day, a handicapped man, is that better? A beautiful. Yeah. But if you can't see handicapped because, you know what I mean, retard, he's an actual person. I know, but I'm just saying retard. Like a handicapped man could be a guy.

Like I knew this guy with cerebral palsy and he couldn't walk to it. You know what I mean? Like he's not strong, but some retards are strong. Yeah. But you, you, it's weird how he categorizes retards. He thinks deaf people are retarded. Their ears are. Geez.

Yeah. But he lumps, he lumps like, he lumps deaf people and blind people with people with Down syndrome. I'm like, no, that's literally, that's not, that's not right. I never said that by accident. No, I never said that ever. So just take that back. Scrap it from history.

I'll take it back. He didn't say that. Okay. I never said that. So how should this woman of comedy and political correctness just in general? I mean, for me, it's like, I mean, I would just tell Charlie does a couple of things. Charlie Finn does a couple of things that bother me. Asian stuff.

No. He does this thing where he'll do cricket noises in an A meeting when people are talking and stuff. It really bothers me. Oh. Just to be rude, like because he's bored. Yeah. He just does it because he thinks it's funny.

Right. So then I, I just, I just, I just say stop or I'm going to have a real issue. You know what I mean? He stopped doing it. So it's like, it's either that or just not even hang out with this guy. Look, this isn't a comedian. This isn't, this is probably someone who works, you know, in a corporate setting. He has a job to do.

His job is basically to make sure that, you know, it's, it's a livable environment, right? Why is your back to me? I'm not, I'm not, I'm listening. How dare you, sir? What? Well, that's minus 1000 licks. You're down. How dare you?

I'm going to give you back a few licks and we'll be okay. All right. So you say in the office environment. Yeah. I mean, and he, he, he obviously thinks he's trying to be funny, which makes him even less funny because it's always the guys who try too hard to be comical and they turn out to be offensive, especially in that type of setting where you, you're not on a stage getting paid to tell insulting jokes.

You're just a fucking, you know, you, you're just a dude who goes into a workplace to do a specific job, which is not comedy. So you have to be aware of your son. Yeah. But as a comic, you can't just do that. I mean, you, it's got to be in a context where the people are going to feel. Time and place. Yeah.

I mean, you can't just go up and this is how retards talk and walk. Yeah. But also then how do we defend this podcast, right? Like how do we defend all the, the crazy things that we say and overtly offensive things that we say? We don't, don't say offensive things. Oh God. Name one thing Kalayla.

If there is one adjective to describe this entire podcast, number one, it's offensive. It's an offensive Christian based, but it, at this point in time in this age, everything offends anyone. You could fucking, you know, whistle the wrong way and it's going to offend someone. But for this particular situation, I don't think that she's being too sensitive. You know, it's, I think that it's probably inappropriate because Bobby wouldn't go to the luncheon to a luncheon with a network executive and start laughing about kids with cerebral palsy.

He's not going to go into a corporate function for whatever job that he's doing or going on set and start, you know, calling everyone retards or people with Down syndrome is like, that's, that's not what you do because you have to be conscious about the people around you. Yeah. I don't do any of that shit. Hold on. Yeah.

So yeah, that guy's probably a douche and what's more and what would annoy me more is that he thinks he's funny and there's nothing worse than people who think they're funny and who aren't. Yeah. So, you know, tell us his face, make him listen to this podcast. You're a fucking douchebag. Don't do that. There you go.

Bianca. Confront him. Confront. Confront him. Baby, come back. In the cage. No. Oh, what shows does Bobby have?

Why? He was walking around earlier. I know. But can you go find the puppy, please? Bobby shows. Bobby will be at parlor live and see she peed again. So much dog pee everywhere. God.

It's a puppy, guys. It's going to happen. Well, no, I don't care. I know what you already know. You've raised two dogs, right? Two dogs. From puppy or you buy them already? I'm just used to raising big dogs.

I haven't had a small dog in a long time. You've never had a puppy? I thought those were puppies. No, no, no. Big breed. Big breed dogs. Oh, I see. I see.

Like I've always had Rottweiler's. Can you tell the audience what breed that is? It's a half schnauzer, half gremlin of some sort. It's a very small, little, wiry-haired little girl. Let's bring it on camera while Bobby's doing that at the show. Sorry. Right. So Bobby will be at parlor live in Seattle this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

June 9 through the 12th. And this is a girl with a girl has no name. Oh. This is a girl with no name. A girl has no name. She has no name. Look at her. She's so shy.

Where was she? I was here at the capture. Put, hold her up to the camera, babe, so people can name her. All right, guys. Yeah. Make sure you go to our YouTube.com to watch the videos, you know, what the dog looks like. She's so cute. Hi, little girl.

And then after that, Bobby will be at good. Charlie Goodnights. Yeah, Charlie Goodnights. In North Carolina. Comedy club, North Carolina, June 16 through the 18th. Oh, Charlie Goodnights is that. Let me just tell you about Charlie Goodnights. Yeah.

The first time I was there, I was there with my Nick Yusef. And what? Give it, give it to me. And the preacher, the local preacher and his daughter came. Wait, what? Yeah, to the first show and the owner of Charlie Goodnights said, can you keep it clean? I said, nope. And then I exposed my pubes to the preacher's daughter and then they left and then I could

hear them in back of the club while I'm on stage trying to get me fired. Really? What were they saying? This guy's abysmal. He's not funny. You know what I mean? This is, you know, you know, this is not, this is a good comedy club. You can't get better.

You know what I mean? And I'm like, why are you at a Bobby Leesha or comedy in general? Preacher. But I'm going back because it that it changed owners. Yeah. So, and the guy that owns the Helium's bought it. Oh, really? Portland?

Yeah. Yeah, so. Oh, nice. I'm going back. Go to the shows. Are you going to address their whole gender bathroom issue? No. No.

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I'll go away from here. Oh, he used the word fuck. I've never heard him say fuck. It's freaking me out. You can find me at Kielbits and while they're in Seattle this weekend, Kaleila, will you be in Seattle? Have you decided yet? I cannot go to Seattle.

Because you have a baby now. Well, also, I don't want to travel around with a fucking heart monitor. It's kind of a... Yeah, we don't need another situation. Yeah. I just, I don't want to burden Bobby with any possible situations that might arise on a trip like it did in Arizona. Side fact, while we were watching the fights, Kaleila had an episode when Michael Bisping

knocked out Luke Rockhold, but she didn't even know. So I had my monitor went off, but because everything was so loud and Gilbert and I were screaming that I didn't know that I was having an episode until I looked down because I started to feel a little dizzy. I was like, did I have one? And I looked down and it was recording one. And I was like, oh shit, cool. It was too much, too much adrenaline for one night.

Yeah. So Kaleila won't be in Seattle. I will not be in Seattle. Let's still go. Yeah. While they're in Seattle, I'm in Chicago. All right, guys. Have a good one.

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