TigerBelly - Episode 45: Love One Another

Episode Date: June 15, 2016

Bobby chooses his friends wisely. Khalyla does not run with scissors. George gets friendly with the GOAT. We talk religious rebranding, turkey basting, and chocolate milk.   Recorded June 14, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I'm captain of the ship. I'm co-captain. And we got first. First lady. First lady. First lady.

First lady. And we got Georgetown USA. And I didn't really want to do the podcast this week because of the tragedy that occurred in Seattle because I didn't show still out my Thursday show. Oh, that's a tragedy. But then what happened was Orlando. So because of the two events, I just thought, man, I don't want to do one. And oh, there was three events.

The third event was I saw Batman Superman in my hotel room. And that was absolutely terrible. But we'll talk about that in a second. But first, let's describe your solidarity outfit. Well, I have my, which is something that I keep in my, I have a little treasure chest in my bedroom. And I have this shirt and this headband. Just for this occasion, I'm a huge supporter of the LGBT community. I've sucked it myself.

Supporter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty supportive. It's pretty supportive. And I only did it for them. Right. For solidarity. Yeah, when I was a kid, I knew that I was, I was going to, but anyway.

So 49 people passed in Orlando and a man went into a nightclub, Paul's nightclub. Although did you ever, I want to go to Paul's even like, would you go? I think I would go. Like now after? Yeah, yeah. Like if I'm in Orlando next time, I'm going to go to Paul's probably to pay respect. That and also just to dance. It looks like a fun time.

I mean, that's, that's sort of what the other nightclubs did. They didn't close the day afterwards. They were like, no, you know, we stand strong. We're not afraid. And we're going to continue to celebrate our lifestyle. So is that what you had in mind? Exactly. That's exactly what I had in mind.

And but that's always the, the, the debate, like what happened with 9 11. Do you keep, do you build anything on top of ground zero? Or do you keep it as just sort of a, you know, a monument and memory of, right? Remember when, when that was the whole issue? So a place like polls, it's like, it's hard to find. I mean, obviously they would have to close down or would they have to close down? Well, they've been around for a very long time. So I just think that they should keep just, just as a symbol keep going.

And I also, how about this stop using, and I'm saying this to Christians, stop calling gay people abominations because I think that that has a lot to do with just people's psyche and toward gay people or the, the community. It's, it's just a really fucked up way to describe another human being as an abomination. They were born, you know, gay. It's not a choice. Everyone fucking knows that. Right.

So it's like, I just think that like we have to, as a nation, change our rhetoric. I say things to my friends. Like I've told Eric Griffin a lot of things, you know, I've called them the N word. Sure. I've called them the F word. But that's out of Fonsies. I do it out as a fun. Also, you know, you're playing destiny.

You get, it's your boys. Yeah. You get, you know, emotional and you, you say things. We're comedians, you know, but, um, but in a political arena and also in a religious, religious context, you should never use the word abomination. It's ridiculous. And we got to stop that. And, um, it's, it's, it's a tragedy.

What happened? It's, I can't, it's undescribable how I feel. I'm not even kidding. It's really, I feel the same way as I did for 9 11. Of course you would. A shock, a shock. Yeah. What's crazy is the hate that people come out with on Twitter.

I was so shocked to see people go like, I'm glad this happened. Who said that? Exactly. I didn't think people would Westboro. Of course them, but they're like a fun group. But there's some people, just regular people. I did not realize they had that much hate where they would say that emoji cards with like Laffy face.

Like at least the gays died. It's like, what are you doing? Are you surprised? Bobby? I've never seen anything that show it to me. I'll pull it up. Keep talking. Pull me some.

Yeah. Of course. I believe you Gilbert. I see it. I even see it in comments of on celebrities, Instagrams. If they, if they posted a rainbow heart and solidarity, let's say for instance, just read the comments underneath that. It's always 60, 40, 40% are going to say that this was deserved that.

What? Yes. It's, it's pretty. Cause that fan posted something and I, and I put a little heart in there. What was that? It was him with a guitar and there was like a rainbow flag in the back of them. So you're trying to out, outdo him right now with your ensemble your way? No, because I'm not going to post this on my Instagram.

I think you should. It's very cute. I know it's very cute, but I'm cute. Fluorescent shirt with a rainbow bandana. I understand that. But, um, so DP posted something and there was no negative. He was positive. He was very positive about it.

But, um, yeah, it's, it's devastating. I want to, I want to know who the fuck is doing that shit. Plenty of people. It's very. I think Buzzfeed blew it up and all these people took their Twitter's down. It was like, well, how do you, how do you live with yourself? Why would you feel that way? I mean, it's like, I get it.

All right. People would say, well, you live in Hollywood and you know, like my agent, some of my agents are gay and whatever, you know what I mean? But I don't, it's not that I've always believed that as a kid. Now, do you believe that the gunman was in fact the closeted homosexual? I do believe that. I believe that's my opinion is that he was staking out this nightclub with his wife, but he, I think he deep down inside he targeted them because he has certain desires that he

is suppressed because of his, I guess, religious background or because he is Afghan. I don't know why, but I think that he was gay himself or wasn't he on like dating? Well, yeah, he was on dating apps, Grindr and another one. So it's like he was, but he had been to. I want to suck. I want to suck. You know what I mean? I want to suck it.

I can't. Because my God, my God won't allow me. So I'm going to kill that. I think that's what happened. I can't have them. So I'll kill them. That was really like imagery. That's what happened to his head.

I can't have them. So no one will. Yeah. That's what it is. You know, it's kind of what Circe is about to do in Game of Thrones. Spoiler alert. Is this a spoiler alert? Spoiler alert.

I just think that she's out of options and she's going to pull, you know, some sort of crazy shit. Yeah. Some crazy shit. Some crazy mom shits about. Yeah. Yeah. Some crazy things about to happen.

But, um, yeah. I just didn't even know how we can even talk about it. And I don't. There is nothing to talk about that isn't already a overly, you know, said. And how many? Spoken about. How emotional is Anders and Cooper? I mean, God, every time I see him that fool on TV.

At least you want to cry. Tears are. I mean, we want to cry. He writes a little, you know, poems and he reads people's poems and he, and he does this thing where he lists off the names and he just, he's about to burst into tears and I want to cry with him. You know, um, he's not gay. Anderson Cooper.

You're right. Yeah. He hasn't come out yet. He hasn't come out yet. He hasn't come out yet. He hasn't come out yet. They haven't come out yet. They're together actually.

They're a couple. Have you seen an old picture of Rachel Maddow in high school? No. She was a blonde babe. She was. Totally blonde babe. Look it up for Papa. But, um, I want to know.

I want to know everything. Oh, I still think she's an attractive woman. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.

Let me see it. She's not that bad. Holy moly. She's like Kelly Beach Bay. Yeah. Beach Bay, bro. Yeah. I still find her very attractive now.

Well. Like, I like, I like a little bit of her. She's great. She's great talent. Yeah. I like, like, but she lesbians. I think they're very attractive. She looks like she's scissors so hard that starts a fire.

I also. I mean, that's so like making afraid. Like, Rachel, do you want to bring anything to start a fire? Yeah. I bring my legs. I have a question. Do lesbians really scissors as a way to pleasure themselves? It seems so.

Not only just seat it. I'm in effective. Yeah. But I feel like it's just a gimmick. It's not really a way to pleasure each other. Have you tried it? You've done it with the pillow, correct? No, it's like at some point, something's got to enter me.

I think it's just like 69. The idea is fun, but it's not the best. No, it is fun. It's very fun. If here's the thing, this is that. It's very fun. It's very fun. My dick is getting stuck with a vagina in my face.

Yeah. I used to scissors my cousins and stuff. Oh, God. He's a ball slam each other. No, but they're rubbing the outside. Yeah, we'd ball slam, but they're rubbing each other's clitoris through the scissorings process. Yeah.

I understand that, but there's no specificity in the movement because like you can use your fingers with so much specificity versus just trying to maneuver your. It would be like, I would just rather ride a pillow. It's the same fucking thing. Exactly. But the idea of put my pussy on another woman's pussy is hot. So I think it's more gimmicky than it is effective. It's psychological.

It is psychological. I think that when gay men say, I get, you know, I orgasm through anal sex, like the guides. You can though. I know. But I think it's psychological. I've orgasm through anal sex. Psychological.

Psychological. What does that mean though? Psychological. In your head, you're like, this is erotic and you just, this is the thought of it makes you. That doesn't make sense for men though, because you legit have a prostate. You can hit your prostate. You can milk it from the asshole.

What? You was trying to milk us. Yeah, let's not milk. Let's not milk. Don't milk me. You want your milk to fly out, don't you? Do I? You want jet propulsion.

You want that to, you know, just fly out of your dick hole, don't you? That's milk. No. That's what your prostate produces. You know, that doesn't happen. Chocolate milk comes out of your butthole. It's a Nesquik. It's a Nesquik.

It's an Ovaltine coming out. Ovaltine's coming out. Ovaltine's coming out. Milo. Milo. Let's get Asian with it. It's Milo. Milo.

Yeah. Milo. So, no. No, thank you. No, thank you to chocolate milk. But let's get back to real roots and talk about Orlando. I've been to Orlando. I've been to Orlando.

A solution. Like, what would your solution be? There is no solution. You know, I mean, the solution will never happen. You got to make it so that it's almost impossible to get a gun. You have to, but it's not going to happen in this country. Yeah, I think this particular case is a little bit special because you're trying. People are trying to always place blame on just one thing.

People will either say, this is the fault of the Constitution, number one, or let's all place the blame on gun control, or let's all place the blame on radical Islam, or let's all place the blame on hatred for gay people, right, on bigotry. But I think that in this particular case, it's a perfect, this guy had a perfect recipe of all five things. I think there is a chance that he was probably a closeted homosexual. He probably suffered from mental illness. It seems like per his ex-wife's account of their relationship, he was abusive.

He was very erratic in his behavior. So he probably suffered from mental illness. He probably was radicalized. On top of that, he had access to guns. So I think it's all of these things put together in this particular case that led to this magnitude of a mass killing. So it's not looking at just one thing, it's so many little things along the way with this person.

Well, in China, there are people that are mentally ill and they have tendencies for violence, maybe. But there was a train station where seven guys stabbed a bunch of people, but it's very difficult to get a gun. It's very difficult to kill somebody with a knife. I mean, you can kill maybe one or two, but in terms of 50, there's no way. And in Japan, where there's like four deaths by guns a year, because of the fact that you can get a gun in Japan, but it's very difficult.

You have to take classes, emotion, therapy, you need to fill out a bunch of paperwork. You can get a shotgun. Yeah. And that's my question, too. What point is it really necessary for anyone to bear an assault rifle? For a Glock or a handgun for protection and whatnot, that's one thing. I see that argument. But an assault rifle, if you're, you know, for just because you want to support hobbyists,

that seems a little bit extreme to me and unnecessary. It's never going to change. It's not going to change. I don't want to believe that. I want to believe that things... If it didn't change after Sandy Hook, it's never going to change after Orlando. So you're saying if the death of young children isn't going to change the system, nothing will. I mean, they're the most vulnerable and creatures on the earth or kids, the innocence of it.

And yet, nothing changed. What do you think, 50, no offense, gay people are, you know what I mean, especially gay people in a nightclub, that's got to gain sympathy. Like you said, there's never been a single negative tweet about Sandy Hook. Those kids deserved it. There's never been that. But now you're getting that. So you're never going to get sympathy.

So it's not going to change. I hate to be negative. You think that we're forever going to be a losing society when it comes to mass killings? I believe that this country should just be split apart. Who should succeed? Okay, that's a good question. Ignore South Korea? No.

I think that. California should be its own. Just know West Coast because I love Portland and Seattle and Washington. Do we need Utah? No. Okay, let's think about it. We don't need Utah. You don't want Mormons?

You don't want the Mormons? No. Babe, we're starting a country. Which states do we take with us? I'm okay. Fuck Nevada. Leave them out. There are a lot of hicks there.

You don't want Vegas? No. I'm okay without Vegas. I want it to look like a penis. So we take all of the West Coast, right? And then we make a little penis out to get Vegas. Okay. We need Vegas.

We need to cut out Austin, Texas too. We need them. No, we need Austin. No, I don't need them. I need Austin. It's a cap city comedy club. Okay, okay. The comedy club.

Fuck you over. Yeah, they fuck me. All right. So that, and I think New York. We need Denver. We need Denver. We don't need Denver. They're out.

They're in the two middle. They're in the middle. They're directly in the middle. Maybe marijuana is legal there. They have so many things there. All right. So you're saying that we should have little cities. Satellites?

That we can get. Okay. Yeah. That's my question. Because you said we need New York. That's not the West Coast. No, we have two difference. No, there's two different.

Okay. There's three different countries. Okay. All right. We have West Coast. We have New York. Not upstate. Just the city.

Okay. That sucks. Yeah. And that's it. We just bomb Florida. They're out. Florida's out. Wait.

How did we say, I'm sorry. That was so insensitive to say. Bomb Florida was just remove them from. We're not adding them to our country. No. Yeah. God, where the fuck did I say that? I don't know why you said that part.

I'm so sorry. That was the worst timing. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like legitimate Hiroshima bomb. No, no, no. That's not what I meant. Yeah. I mean, I'm hate to say it this way, but it's like, I don't believe in the things

that someone in the deep South believes. Sure. I believe that we're all created equal. I believe that homosexuals deserve all the rights that regular citizens have. They're allowed to get married. I believe in a woman's right to choose. I believe in global warming. I believe in these things, you know, that they don't believe.

And I just feel like, I don't know. I would be okay to live in a country with just people with my beliefs, but it's not like that. So I used to think that until I befriended a girl who is from Florida, who comes from a very, very devout, devout Christian family, and she has her set of beliefs is completely, completely 180, completely opposite of mine, but I sincerely like her as a person. She's generous. She's loving.

She's a good mom. She's a great friend to me. I've known her since I was a little girl. We don't talk about politics. We don't talk about religion. She believes that when she's very conservative, a homosexual dies, they go to hell. No, she believes, she doesn't believe in gay marriage. She believes in a man and a woman.

But did she believe that when a gay person dies, they go to hell? No. I mean, she's not a radical fucking person. So she doesn't believe that. No, I don't think so. Did she believe in a woman's right to choose? No. She doesn't believe in abortions.

But I cannot say, I don't think she has that. I don't ever want to meet this person. But what I'm saying is she doesn't have a bad bone in her body. She would never outwardly hurt anybody. She would never. I don't know her beliefs in itself, her people, right? You're right. It if she were to outwardly say it, it would perpetuate the hate, right?

But she doesn't go out of her way to tell me Kalyla, your lifestyle is wrong. Kalyla, you shouldn't have gotten abortion, but it's mostly even if it's in her head. But if it's in her head, but she treats me, it's like saying, my friend doesn't like black people, but he shakes her hands and he's cool. But in his head, he says the N word every five seconds. It's like, well, I don't think you should have that friend. You know what I mean? It's their beliefs.

It's how they feel. Like it's, I've said all kinds of crazy things in my life. I've done a lot of crazy things, but my beliefs are my beliefs. I believe in them. So you wouldn't have a friend who has a stark opposite opinion of you. I have a friend named Jensen. He was my best friend in high school. He lives in LA.

He calls texts to me all the time, I don't really return a text because he's a Republican and he has weird beliefs. I can see why I can see why I wouldn't stay friends with someone like that if he just continually posted on Facebook. If he was very just outward about it, he thinks that that is like, what? But I don't, I don't, I don't believe that Bobby. Oh, well, that's, that's where you and I divide. Because I believe in the actions, I believe in the actions of people because I think that

we can all have pretty ludicrous thoughts ourselves. And I really do believe at the end of the day, what does this person do to either better or not make my day better? Like I want to know what they do with their hands, how they treat people. I don't necessarily, my friends say for instance, if somebody doesn't want right equality for all people and looks at another person as if that they are either evil inherently or their behavior is, you know, ghastly or wrong. But there are some people who are so deeply rooted in their, in their beliefs are so deeply

rooted in their religion that they don't necessarily think that gays are bad, but they just so blindly believe in the Bible or what they've been taught in that way, so that they just not their fault. I'm not saying that it's conditioning. I get it. It's conditioning. Yeah. It's conditioning.

I get it. But what I'm saying is, is that if somebody that I'm hanging out with has a radical idea about something, a group of people, and I don't agree with it, to me, it's, it just feels weird. It's a red flag. It's a red flag. I feel the same. I just, that is the only example that I have where I'm like, okay, where do I stand about

this? You know, because most of my, You want to say something, George? You look like you're pondering. Yeah. Ask me a thing. Maybe I'm wrong. Try to convince me.

What? Firstly, what are you? Get on a mic. Here. Are you sick? Is he going to get sick from your mic? Don't get too close to it. What do you consider a radical idea, firstly?

I think a radical idea saying, is like saying something like, black people are less than other whites is a radical idea. The radical idea would be that gays are abominations and they don't deserve to go to heaven or they are not allowed to get married or they don't have certain rights than other people. They don't have equal rights. You know, or, you know, I mean things of that nature. And I think that an idea of, I don't think that Muslims, no Muslims are allowed in this country is a radical idea.

It is a radical idea. And if somebody believes that, in my head, it says, oh, number one, you don't have any Muslim friends because if you had Muslim friends, which I do, you wouldn't think that way because my friends aren't violent. They don't have crazy, they just, I think that anyone involved in any kind of religion is weird. You know, I believe that if you're fanatical about some sort of prehistoric book that was written thousands of years ago and you literally believe what the book, this book, piece of

literature says, then it's a little weird. Blind faith in anything, whether it's veganism, whether it's animals, whether it's religion, any type of fanatical behavior is very creepy to me. Like Alcoholics Anonymous has a book and they say, the big book is the end all, you know, it's like I read it and I take things out of it that I can use in my life, but I don't believe that it's, you know, everything that 12 step groups stand for. I believe that it is our Bible per se, but even in the book, you know, it says, these are just suggestions, right?

Which makes me go, oh, I can take certain things and leave it. You know, a lot of people that dive into AA and they do everything the book says, usually they stay sober longer, but still they don't cram it down your throat or they don't make it a universal law, you know, so that's what I believe. Now what are you going to say? Okay, I think I agree with you. My main two points, I have a lot of very religious family, like my extended family is all very religious.

Okay, that's right. That's why I wanted to ask you, George. So you grew up with what religion? Seventh-day Adventists were very obscure, were just like Mormons only were right. Wow. Now we're getting into some stuff here. Yeah, go ahead. But then I actually, then I also grew up right next to a Muhammad Ali in Kentucky, oh no,

in Michigan. In Springs, Michigan. Yeah. So let me ask you something. Are you active in your religion? Funny story. I actually lost my religion because of Muhammad Ali. Did you?

Yeah. It was like a big factor. He, he would always try, like my parents land is right like borders his land, so we share a fence like we grow plants on his land. Yeah. Wow. He was the nicest guy ever. So he was a very radical in his, Islam, like, yeah, he was a very devout.

So a counterpoint just to like being radical in a sense is that he was the nicest, most generous person ever. But I'm not sure he's radical in the sense that you're against because people from every religion spoke at his funeral. Right. Right. But back to, yeah, he, so he would always give me Bible studies and because Seventh Day Adventism takes such a literal view of the Bible, like, this is exactly what happened.

We believe in exactly, exactly, you know, 5,000 year old earth, all that stuff. So Muhammad would do Bible studies and find like all the errors in the Bible, like this part of Kings disagrees with this part of Corinthians, you know, were there 7,000 or were there 5,000? So he would have kids come to his house and he'd do Bible studies? No, it was just me. It was like, if I visited. Wow.

You used to go to his house then. Yeah. You weren't kidding. You were legit neighbors. Yeah. No, my parents went to the funeral. Oh. They got VIP.

I regret what I said about Kimbo versus Muhammad Ali now because now that I think, you know, I was sad about Kimbo's death, but if we're talking about the bigness and the history and everything that that man paved Muhammad Ali is probably one of the most prolific figures in sports history ever. I still get goosebumps anytime I hear him speak. Yeah. So tell us more about that. Yeah.

George, I never, I never knew this to this extent. I knew that you lived near him at some point in the same town, but I never knew your parents grew plants in his yard. Yeah. Cause he had like a big field and my parents like, we're looking for more farmland and they, my dad was like, Hey, you just got weeds in this land. Let's make it pretty. Okay.

So tell us how the transition happened. So you were seven day Adventists and how did he bring you out of that? How did he bring you out of that? He was trying to convert me to Islam by telling, showing me that the Quran is like doesn't contradict itself. Right. So, but he had this big old book of every contradiction in the Bible and I was thinking like that does not quite work with a literal interpretation of the Bible.

And I was like, no, I, I want to drink coffee. I want to drink beer and I want to have sex. What are your restrictions as seven day Adventists? That's what it's saying. It's very close to Mormonism. It came out of like the late 1800s, all that religious fervor in the U S. So it's going back to the basics of Christianity where like Jesus's religion is a, he worshipped on the seventh day or on Saturday.

It's going back to all that. We don't promote this that much anymore because we want to convert people, but we think the Pope is the Antichrist. I see. Okay. So that's a, but now that like we're trying to get along, so there are some radical beliefs. Yeah. But you know what?

The new Pope is not a bad guy. He supports the gaze. You know, he's all about, he's rebranding, he's rebranding. That's right. That's exactly, he's rebranding Catholicism and you guys are rebranding seven day Adventists by not promoting the Pope as the Antichrist. Yeah. You have to rebrand.

I think that's what it is. Every 10 years. Every 10 years. If you're a club, an artist or a religion, you just have to reinvent yourself. You have to be Madonna. Yeah. Except she hasn't rebranded in a long time. And that's why she's going around.

Okay. So tell us more now. I'm really curious, George. So what you're saying is what that you don't, don't disagree with what I'm saying though. After you explained it, but like by, by extended family, very, very religious and very heartfelt, like they're the nicest people you'll ever meet. But they do take a literal interpretation of the Bible. Okay.

I'm not saying that they're, listen, I'm not saying that they're bad people or they're not good people. I'm just saying that for me, I don't hang out. Like I'm not really close with people like that because I just find it to be extreme. They're not in your inner circle, they're not your hang out buds. Yeah. Because of that way of thinking. What are your parents, how do your parents feel about your lifestyle now?

Are they aware of your, of, of your lifestyle at all? You know, you seem like to me, you've always been pretty open as a person you've never. I'm open with them there. Yeah. Not as religious as everybody else. They don't go to church as much, you know, so they're the more, so they've rebranded themselves as well. Yeah.

Yeah. It's an important lesson here guys. Yeah. But George, do you believe in your religion, do you believe in all those things still or no? No. You can say whatever you, I'm not, you're still going to be in my inner circle. I just want to.

No, no, no. I, I don't, I just, I, I still have like a connection. I say we still just because it's like, it's an emotional, like, I have an emotional connection to it. Oh, okay. You know, so I will stay, even though I say we, it doesn't mean I believe in it, but it is how I was raised. This is a very tight community.

Yeah. You go anywhere in the world, you find an Adventist church, it's like, wow, there aren't that many of us. That's, that's special. You know what? I haven't met a, a person from 70 Adventists that I didn't like because one of my nannies growing up, she was 70 Adventists and I loved her immensely. Let me say this too, is that I, I have a strong, um, association with 12 subgroups, like I

said. And when I was in Thailand, I went to AA meetings there and it was only me and a couple of other dudes, literally in a church. And I went there a lot, maybe 20 times while I was in Thailand. And there is a, there is a feeling of camaraderie and when you, when you're around people that believe in the things that you believe. So I, I get that, right? And you were raised with that foundation.

So I'm not pointing fingers at anybody. I'm just saying that there are just certain extreme things that people think that, like, especially their opinions about a group of people that I just don't agree with. I believe that we're all human beings, we're all mammals, we're all the same, you know, living beings. Why would you judge another group? Right. But you also have to, this is where it gets complicated for me because I feel like that

fundamentally we should all understand that we were all varied or thoughts are all varied. But there are people and many people that exist that don't have the intellectual capacity to even listen to the other side. And that's where it becomes a problem. If you don't have the intellectual capacity to sit next to somebody who has opposite thoughts from you and opposite religion, how are you able to, you know, how are you able to, to even understand what the fuck we're talking about? Give me an example.

Let's say, for instance, you're just, you're a person born into, let's say, like a, not the Westboro, but let's say you're a Christian born in a small town and you don't exactly, you're like the Stephen Avery type, you're not well read, you don't have a lot of experiences outside of your small town, you don't have, you know, access to new ideas to, to certain things like that. How are you able to break away from your own thoughts? Like how are you? Even if I would, I'm just saying though, if I, I, I would hope, and maybe I'm wrong,

but if I was raised in that atmosphere and my parents were saying that like gay people were abominations, I would hope that in my own head, I'd say, I don't, I don't buy that. I think that's a little weird that a group of people, you would, you would say that yes. And thank God you have the aptitude. You have the genetic disposition, predisposition to being more, but again, I don't know because the thing is, is that my parents were agnostic. I never went to, you know, church really a couple of times would go, but you know, my parents really didn't believe in anything.

So I, my brother and I, and I believe in God, I believe in God because of AA and whatever my higher power or whatever, but my brother and I are open to the idea of a spiritual entity, you know, but we do it because we need to, because of our own sobriety. We need to do that in order to get real sobriety is what they say. But my point though is, is that if AA were like, you know, gays aren't permitted, I wouldn't join it, but they're not like that. They're anyone's inclusive. It's inclusive.

And there are churches like that now. There are Christian churches that are totally inclusive. There are, they were talking about, you know, how the, the Muslim organizations in the LGBT community in Florida often work together. You know, there are gay Muslims. There are gay, every religion can ask you a question, George. Do you believe that Christians are at fault of this Orlando shooting? Not directly.

What do you mean? Just psychologically, right? If you, if you constantly tell, you know, the public or your followers that gays are an abomination, isn't that a negative stigma doesn't matter. They say that too. Yeah. Right. Muslims say that too about gays.

No, it's exactly the same. It's the exact same thing. Yeah. Right. So do you think that religion is at fault? In a sense, I think people, people with problems will seek out religion because they're looking for answers. So you can't blame the religion for what crazy people do in the name of religion.

And then with that said, what do you say about Bible literalists? Don't you think that Bible literalists, right, but this guy, this guy was probably a literalist in that sense where he picked out a portion of the Quran that says gays ought to be dead. He was radicalized in that sense and, you know, he plucked it out and applied it. The real problem with religion is that you don't have an outside moral factor. So you believe that anything God says is right because God says it, not because it is morally right on its own. Right.

If you look at like the Bible, like Abraham was supposed to kill his own son because God said so. So like, how can you believe in something that says that, that you're going to kill your own son just because God says so? Yeah. How do you know what God's saying that you're going to do when you fuck a thing you want? You're right. It's it.

That's the belief that the word of God is final, no matter how it may appear, whether it seems unethical, whether it seems completely morally wrong, it's final. And that's it. And that's how these people believe. And it is, we're into some Nietzsche shit. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very conflicted every day.

I conflicted now too. I don't even know how I feel really, but let's, uh, Gilbert get back. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Thank you, George. Fuck it. Thank you guys. I have no idea what I'm saying really. All I'm saying is, is that we should pray for the 49 victims of the Orlando shooting

and, uh, at the end of the day, 49 young people died and it's a travesty and it ought to not happen again. Did everyone see Game of Thrones? Yes. Sunday. Yes. How do you feel? Can we talk about spoilers in this?

I think so. Fuck yeah. If you haven't already watched it, turn it off now. Let me say this. It's the greatest television show ever made is what I want to say. That's my opinion. My brother Steve was reluctant. He knew what he said to me last night.

What? He's caught up now. Yeah. Oh, caught up, caught up, caught up, caught up. And he goes, I don't want it ever to go away. I want them to keep shooting it. Why can't they keep shooting it? I, I, I need it.

I need about maybe two more seasons max. I need some closure in my life. I don't need new characters to sprout up. This isn't the last season, right? No, it's not. There's no more. One more? I need it to round out.

I think there's two more seasons. After this one. Correct. Oh, thank God. Okay. Good. I thought it was just okay. Okay.

All right. Everything's good. Everything's okay. Yeah. Um, because there's still too many, um, um, home ports. There's too many still trying to stay claim to things. I think by the last season, I think it's probably going to narrow down to four or three major ports.

So next Sunday, it's going to be the battle between Ramsey, the Boltons and, um, Stark and Jon Snow and Sansa and Arya is coming back from wherever she is to go home to Winterfell. All the Starks. Yes. Starks. So hopefully there's a reunion there. And, uh, who the fuck is Lady Stoneheart, George? Wait, we can't reveal this because it's not only is that a spoiler alerts, but that's

an actual, um, book, a spoiler. Oops. Oopsies. Well, we have to do it. We just did it. Okay. So for people who don't care to know the possibilities of what might happen to the game, if you're, if you're really dead set on not hearing any spoilers at all, turn it off now.

But yes, there's a possibility, according to Bobby, that Kat Stark comes back to life. Right. I read that. Cause in the books, right, it says that she comes back to life and she's Lady Stoneheart and she's also not the same. Right. She's a cold hearted killer. So she's also right demonic or something or not demonic, but she has, from the photos

I looked at from the cartoon, like people drawn pictures of Lady Stoneheart, she looks very demonic. Yeah. You know, but, um, she's, do we know if she has powers? I don't know. I mean, if she's half dead, would she have like half white walker powers? Because I've, I wondered that about Jon Snow too, when he was resurrected from the dead, I thought to myself, is he the same person or is he going to have, you know, certain

powers because he has visited the other end, the other side. I think something's going to happen during the battle with Ramji. Like he's going to freak out and something happens. Like he shoots out snow or some shit. Jon Snow. Yeah. He's going to be like, I can't do this. I'm like, go Super Saiyan and all the shit starts happening.

Oh my God. If he's Super Saiyan, that's it. With like blue hair. Yeah. Game over. And he melts the ice around him. Game over. Yeah.

I like that very much. But it's going to be amazing. I think. I think that I'm going to, I'm going to find more pleasure in the death of Ramzi Bolton than I will the death of Joffrey. I absolutely abhor to the deepest core of me. I hate Ramzi Bolton so much. And, and I think that.

Yeah. More than Joffrey. I would say same thing. Oh my Lord. I hate him. Because Joffrey was a young dumb kid. My number one was Ollie. Who?

Oh, Ollie? No. The kid? Yeah. Because I thought that too. He was conditioned. I hung him and I realized, wow, he was just a kid. He was just a kid who was, who didn't know where he stood.

So he wanted to like show some loyalty to the wrong people. And he, but when he, when they hung him, my heart, I just felt awful about hating him. How does this make you feel? For the Knights. What? Yeah. Yeah. Trader.

He traded. He'd be a trader. The Lord Commander. He did. So what's the deal with the Queen of Dragons? What do you mean what's the deal with them? The Mother of Dragons? Here, make your predictions now.

Like a fight. It's the end of everything. Who wins the game? Pick your person. I think it's going to be Sansa. I don't think it's going to be Sansa. Sansa and Jon Snow. Oh, the Starks.

So you think Starks. So Arya is part of that mix too? Interesting. You don't think Tonam? Tonam? What is his name? I think, oh, Tomham. Tomham?

Tomham, no. I think that's Bran. Oh, but he's a Stark too. He's a Starks. Because I think he's a Warg. So if Warg can find his way into the head of the dragon, then he can control the dragons. Right? Yeah.

So you think Daenerys is done? No, no, no, no. I think that maybe there's a, there could be a pact between the Starks and the Daenerys. For instance, in the beginning it was the Lannisters running everything and Winterfell was the Starks. Right? Yeah. They could still split it up in that way or whatever, but I'm just more concerned

about Cersei, just specific people. What do you mean worried about her? I just want her to, you know, get her, get her, I don't want her to die. Why do you, why do you want her to succeed? She's, she's, she's a villainous woman. I like it. The only, the only redeeming trait about her is that she loves her children. That's it.

She, I know. That she made by fucking her brother. Well, you don't have to add that in. You know, that's like incest is wrong unless your brother looks like Jamie Lannister. You know what? I'll tell you what. If Jamie Lannister. If my brother was Jamie Lannister, I'd suck it, mom.

If your sister was Cersei, you'd fuck her. Yeah. Cersei, I don't like what the haircut now with the Rachel Maddow now. Yeah, I would. With the long, you know, like. Hell yeah. Yeah, because Cersei would have half Korean kids. Yeah.

If I was the, the guy, you know, if I was her brother. So you just liked the idea of her having half Korean kids. He actually didn't have sex with Cersei. He took a turkey baster, waited till she went to sleep and just squirted his sperm in there. Right, babe? Does that work? Bobby, what's the need to? Turkey basting?

Yeah. Does the sperm die in the car? It dies. No. Turkey baster? I think that you can turkey based the pregnancy. Uh-huh. They're, they're, you know, they're weirder ways to get pregnant.

I think turkey basting is pretty standard. Stop. For sure. I'm so nervous right now because I think I made a mistake by agreeing. I'm, I'm judging the roast battle tonight. Why are you nervous? At the comedy store and it's televised, so it's going to be on Comedy Central. Oh, they're doing, they're doing it on Comedy Central.

They're doing a pre-limb kind of one thing tonight. Yeah. And the judges are me, Dane Cook and Jeff Ross. And I know that they're going to rip on me and I don't have any jokes against people. Yeah. You're not, you do so many on this. No, but he's not a natural roaster. He doesn't on the, on his feet.

He goes for like a, for physical, for jokes that attack the person's appearances, which are great. That's the best one. No, but he doesn't go for the deep burn. He doesn't, he doesn't cut them where he doesn't, you know, he doesn't slice scrotums. He doesn't go deep in that way. Oh, okay. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like, I mean, I, to, to make fun of Dane, I don't know how far you can go. Joke stealer stuff. Yeah. Like, how far can you go with Dane because he's a friend of mine. Jeff is a friend of mine. I think he can go far. So what do you do for Jeff?

I don't know. He's so sensitive. Just keep it physical then. Can you do fat jokes for Jeff? No, I'm a, I'm a judge. I'm just sitting on a fucking thing. Yeah, but the judges are roasting everyone too. I know.

That's why I'm so nervous right now. I don't even know what to, I should have said no. Should we practice? What do they ask me? Let's practice. Oh, your foot. Um, tell us, tell us what happened in Seattle. Oh, the pen.

What is that? I was on stage and, um, and somebody threw a pen at me. He hit the wall and then I was in the middle of a joke. So I finished the joke and then I said, who the fuck threw a pen? Seriously? It was off to the right. Yeah. And I said, and a group of Asians, one guy raised his hand, but he didn't throw it because

later they came up to him and he was, I was his kid and throw it. I think it was an Asian girl that threw it and they never caught the person, but I was livid. They could have hit your eye. Security come. No, no, the security didn't do anything. I mean, I love the club. It's the great, greatest club, but things like that happen there and it really drives

me crazy. But there's nothing you can do. I have to take a shit really to be honest with you right now because I ate this frog. So I'm going to go in the bathroom right there. So you guys continue and then I'll come. We do MMA minute while he's gone. Yeah. If we have anything to talk about, there's a big fight.

Which fight? Wonder boy. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, who's fighting? When is that? Yeah, you're not going to be here Saturday. You have to poop also Saturday. Yeah. That's your boy.

Yeah. Rory and you got Rory is also my boy, though. I love. I have thoughts on all this. Are you pooping or go when I go poop, but hold on real quick. Okay. Yeah. I can still watch Saturday though on my iPad.

It depends where you are. I'm in North Carolina. I don't know what these restrictions are. I have to go to North Carolina. That's where Trump is. Can I just say I went to school there and my roommate had a Confederate flag and had to sleep back to that all the time. See, that's what I'm saying.

I was only Asian there. I had to take a shit. Go ahead. All right. So a quick MMA minute with Kalyla Coco. So we have the fight this weekend to fight night. We have Rory McDonald, the red king or whatever fucking name he is against Steven Wonder Boy Thompson who now fights with Ray Longo fight team.

So with Chris Wideman, all of them he trains with them. Oh, in New York. In New York. He trains there now. So what are your thoughts on that because that's a crazy fight because Rory is not somebody who makes very many mistakes either. He's not. I mean, he's very calculated.

He's very careful. He's not somebody who would get baited in by Wonder Boy. His setups. But here's the thing. Who do you want to win the fight? That's the hard thing. They're two likeable guys. I personally in terms of just God, I, I'm okay with Wonder Boy having a loss at this

point in his career. I think it's time for Rory to really, to just really take it. I've always been a huge fan of his. I know he's a little bit more of the quiet, silent assassin type. Murder. Yeah. But he seems like such a super smart like book nerd and I really like Rory. He's almost like a George Kimmel, a fighting in George Kimmel, very strategic.

Good job, George. Here's my thing with Wonder Boy. I have to go for him because karate style. I love that. He's older now. He's 32. Yeah. I feel like if he loses this and he loses another one, it's like he's a fun fighter.

It's not out of reach. The only reason it's not out of reach for him because he not only was he a late bloomer, but he hasn't gotten hit a lot. He has. I think that his career can exist for a long time. And we're seeing now that, I mean, in the age of HGH, you can prolong your career as long as you don't get hit often. If he was a guy who's sustained some legitimate knockouts in the course of his career, I'd

be worried. I'd be like, yeah, he probably just has a few more years left in him, but yeah, he's had a late start, but I think he can have at least another good 10 years. No, you're right. He does move around a lot. But I love Wonder Boy. I think he's, isn't he from North Carolina? Yeah.

He's from South Carolina. Oh, South Carolina. But he's going to show up at Bobby's show. Yeah. He's a perfect example of what seems, we were just talking about earlier, just like a good Christian boy. Very good Christian. The Filipinos love him because of his religion.

Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. And he probably has some pretty conservative ideas, but he's probably somebody that I could get on with, you know? And here's the thing about Rory. He's also fighting out his contract, so he's probably super motivated. And I want him also to win because just like you, I think the fighters should get the max money they deserve.

So if he loses this, he doesn't have that leverage anymore with UFC to get a big contract. Right. Because, gosh, but he's had some, I mean, his last loss was, I don't know, Robbie Baller? Yeah. I know. Greatest fight of the century. What I'm saying, that was not a loss. I never, I looked at him and I thought, both, both of those guys are winners.

There's no way anyone watching that fight thought otherwise. That was such a great fight. And how do you feel about the other fight, Donald Cerrone at 170 against Patrick Cote? I'm going to go with Cerrone. Yeah. Patrick Cote. Very cute boy. And you're going to say that.

Why? Can I just say that? I'm sorry. He's so much fun. Top ten five hot MMA fighters go. Gianvianthe. Oh, fuck you, go on. Rory.

All right. Patrick Cote is one of them. Okay. Keep going. Oh, God, we're not going to do MMA minute and just rate hot guys because I have a very long list. I have my five hot guys. Very long list.

Let's keep going. You're going to be shocked. Keep going. What do you have? Fucking Roy Nelson. Brock Lesnar. You're like big dick motherfuckers, don't you? Roy Nelson's butt cheeks.

No. See, Roy Nelson's in my, is in my, what do you call it, radar? I find him totes cute. I know. I feel like he's going to die. I love his belly. Heart attack at any second. No.

That guy, when they have their weight distributed like that, I think they live a little bit longer. What girl ever says that? What? I love it when his guy has his weight distributed like that. Oh, yeah. I like centralized fat. I like apple shaped body.

Please send your pictures of your body. Yeah. If you're apple shaped to Kalilah. Get her off. Please do. Are you kidding me? I love fat guys. It's really weird that I say this because-

How many fat guys have you dated? Probably at least four. Not counting bodies. Like slept with or just dated? Slept with. Oh, a good amount. I don't mind that jiggle. I am not against, but the only thing that I find to be an issue eventually if it turns

into a relationship is just eating habits that differ from mine. I like the appearance. I just don't like the lifestyle that goes into looking like that. So if you can just be a fat, healthy guy like Fat Joe or like DJ Khaled, you know, cause I always see him, if you can just like, um, if you're just heavy set and that's just your genetics and you have, you know, uh, you know, a nice little rotund appearance, I'm so okay with that. As a matter of fact, that turns me on.

Interesting. I'm really anti six pack these days. Anti six pack? Yeah, I am. If, if you naturally have it because you're just a fit guy, but if you're just the, oh, you can tell like, okay, do you watch the bachelor retin on none of you guys do? Nevermind. Move towards like, yes.

All the time. Okay. Just find this guy. There's a guy on there. His name is Chad. And I'm sure a lot of his name is Chad. This is friend. Okay.

And I know a lot of, I know a lot of women who probably just think that he is the Adonis, the epitome of attractive. But when I look at his body and I see his an appearance, he, he looks like he would smell like protein shakes and farts. Uh, true. And also probably on steroids. You can't have this fucking veins on your chest, bro. He roid rages on the show.

Jesus. He does. Legit, legit roid rages on the show and gets kicked off. But what I'm saying is when I look at a guy that chiseled, I think that he has, I associate it with a certain smell and that smell of whey protein and rancid farts. That's all his genes will smell like. Oh my God. But you, the thing is, you've been with guys like that.

Uh, I just, the rainbow baby, I've been with it all and I'm proud of the fat boys I've been with. But really quick. Number one, hottest MMA fighter, male, Alan Jubain, he's the face of Versace. Oh, he's so not what I like. He's too pretty. All right. Uh, Bobby, do you have a, uh, a pick for the, uh, Rory McDonald, uh, Wonder Boy Thompson

fight, the Rory fight. Oh, okay. Are we still going to go on with this in the middle of a podcast? Uh, well, one more fight then, uh, Valerie LaTorna versus Johan Calderwood. Oh God. Easy. You know, I really like Joanne Calderwood. I liked her a lot in the show.

She's really like soft talking. Have you heard her speak? Yeah. She speaks like this, but she's a great boxer. It's very good. I think that Valerie LaTorna is probably going through some, um, a psychological or some heartbreak after watching her boo. Her man gets destroyed by a 37 year old by Dan Henderson.

But I think Valerie is going to take it because I think that she's, you saw the way she fought against Yawana. She was amazing. Yeah. She killed her. Yeah. And then a favorite fighter of you guys, a random Marcos is fighting. I like random Marcos a lot.

The girl from Iran. From, she's Iraqi. Iraq, sorry. Yeah. So next Monday, we're going to have, um, Chris Watsaki, do you know him? Witasky. Witasky. I know Witasky.

You know Witasky? Yeah. Yeah. He knows you too. Um, he was supposed to do it last night, but you got sick. Are you feeling better? Feeling better. What'd you have?

Uh, just like cold fever. Yeah. How you doing now though? Uh, I think this, I'm probably going to pass out after this. You are? I'm holding up right now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You have bags on your eyes. Thank you so much, Bobby. Um, listen, I think we should have cut it short. Why? Yeah. You have to go? Yeah.

I gave you a beta blocker. I know it hasn't kicked in yet. Oh, okay. Oh, Jesus. Well, let's answer, let's answer a question. Answer a question, I mean. Yeah. We'll do a quick one.

Here we go. Yeah. I'm having a little panic. Making me nervous, man. All right. Unhelpful advice with Bobby at Kalayla. This is from Vino on Twitter. Uh, love the podcast question.

Are you guys believers in the belief slash myth that you don't really know a person until you live with them? Oh, I do believe that. 100%. 100%. Yeah. Uh, I know Kalayla a lot more now by living with her. One thing you would not have known it known without living with her one thing out there.

Oh, I don't want to, we're not getting to that. Say it. I'm not. I mean, I'm human. She eats her poop. Possibly. No, she's, um, she's, she's a sensitive person. Yeah.

And she's far more sensitive than I thought she was. She's very gentle and steps. She needs hugs. She needs, um, cuddles. This is a complaint. Isn't it? No, it's not a complaint. It's not.

And she's, you know, because when I first dated, I'm like, wow, this girl is like, not intimate, not, uh, doesn't like the girly shit. Like brody, brody. The one thing that she does do that's a little weird is, you know how after sex, women want to like cuddle and, you know, they want to go, let's, let's lean together for an hour. But she's the opposite. She's like, get out or let's not touch, you know, which I like that. I like that.

I like that. Oh, you're into that. I don't do that. I don't say get out. No, but you can just tell there's like a, you know, there's a, you know, I think I've read into this. I think I suffer from like a post-coital depression or post-coital blues. And I think it happens with, with some people and I talked to Asa about this.

And I think I'm, I'm some one of those people that gets a little blue right after an orgasm. I don't feel that euphoric feeling of the, yeah, let's tackle the world because I just got laid. I feel a little bit sad. Oh, yeah. Oh, cause I'm a man, George. Just say she's a man. Yeah.

I feel a little sad. I don't feel that, you know, rush of, you know, endorphins. I don't, I don't feel the need to intimately bond with Bobby. I kind of want to self-reflect and then cut my wrist. Oh, well, that took a dark turn. Yeah. Is there one thing you've learned about Bobby since living with him that you can never tell just from a parent alone?

I mean, of course. What's the one thing that sticks out? The fact that he sleeps 16 hours a day, that he actually legitimately hibernates all of winter for three months, he doesn't wake up. It's like a feature. Yeah. I think that you don't know anyone until you've shared a toilet with them. And there are friends that I've known for several years for, let's say, 10 years.

And then I go on a two-week vacation with, and I'm like, wow, I do not like this person. But I've known, I've been friends with them for 10 years, but just in a confined space, I'm like, I need to step away and from this person forever. Wow. Because there's certain things that I'm like, wow, like that's what you really do on your chill time? Fuck out of my face, you know? Anyways, next question, Gilbert.

There's one more, babe, and we're done. Do you want to do that? Do you want to do that? Do you want to do the last one? Yes. All right. This is from Zach. I lost my virginity at 19.

I'm 27 now, and have slept with 50 to 60 women. Yeah, killing the game, Zach. I now have a great girlfriend. In fact, she is the best girlfriend I've ever had in almost all categories. Before we got serious about dating, we were on more casual terms. I could not get enough of her. Every time we saw each other, we would be ripping each other's clothes off. We have been living together now for six months, and I think something is wrong with me.

I still have a strong sex drive, but all I can think about is other girls. Because of this, we only have sex about once a week. I'm not sure if I have troubled my outlook by sleeping with so many people. I'm not sure if I can feel fulfilled in a monogamous relationship. I know Clio and Bobby both have likely had a past with a ton of partners. How have they struggled with this? It's one or the other. It doesn't have to be.

It is. It's in human nature. It's not something that I made up, but it's like the other day, a doorman at the Seattle parlor live. We were smoking outside. I was smoking a cigarette, and he goes, so how long have you been with your girl? I go three years. He's like, I've been married for 16 years.

I have kids, and I go. He goes, there's not a date that doesn't go by that don't think about other women, but I love her so much. I love my kids so much that I'm obviously loyal, and I'm in it for the long haul. I feel the same way, bro. It's one or the other. Let me say something. I've been in situations where I was like, God, I love this girl, but I got to get out.

I get out. This is the only situation I've ever been in where I'm like, I want to stay in it for the long haul. But do you feel as though the long haul necessarily means very, very strict monogamy? Because down the road, let me tell you something, Bobby, and we've talked about this before. I am so understanding of human biology and human desires so much so, and I respect it so much that if you were to ever, I'm not disillusioned. I know that every day you probably think about a woman other than me, and the same way that

I probably, it's not just men. Women do too. We probably are less vocal about it, but we do. But what I'm saying is this road of love, this story that we create, doesn't have to be defined by such strict rules of monogamy. Whoa, dude. What are you saying right now? What I'm saying is I would never, I would never, I would never betray your trust.

I would never do anything without you seeing it in broad daylight. What I'm saying is down this road, should you ever come up to me and say, Hey, you know what, sweetie? This is what I had in mind, and this is what, you know, whatever we need to do to spruce up our sex life. Nope, nope. I will not lie. Why are you so...

This is exactly the road you went down with G-Unit and Steve. No, I never, that was the first, you're going to hold me to one relationship. No, I'm saying, no, I'm not holding you to it, but I'm saying that these are the seeds that are being planted for that kind of situation. And what I'm saying is that I'm not going to do that. What I'm saying is, yes, I do, maybe I'm projecting my own fantasies. Yeah, down the road, if you wanted to have sex with me and another woman, I probably would be down with that.

And I probably would orchestrate it, I would probably plan it, and it would be something that I... Why? Because you think it's a gateway drug and you're an addict like that, you think that one pussy is going to lead to 10 more, but it's not if you just... It's a gateway drug. I'll be shooting a heroin pussy. No.

No, anyway, that's something that we'll explore next on podcast with Chris Wotoski, Wotoski is whatever his name is. Chris Wotoski is somebody that's on the show Love With Me, and we had a couple of scenes together a couple of weeks ago, and I really, really love the guy. Cool guy. He's a white dude from Chicago, very funny, and... I can also say he's a pussy slayer. He's a slayer.

Chicago. I can tell. Yeah. I can tell. He's a slayer belly, so I said, all right, come on board. So that'll be next week, and we'll talk about this next week, and I'm a little nervous right now about tonight. Okay.

Concentrate, focus. Get out of here. I mean, there's no focus. It's just that I just need to not do this. I know. I need to get out of here. But it's really good to... Let's do a moment of silence for the people that passed away in Orlando.

Is that appropriate on... Oh, sorry. Why are you smiling, Gilbert? That's so fucking rude what you're... Stop. Stop the moment of silence. That's so fucking rude what you're doing right now, dude. You're smiling.

That's fucking rude, dude. Because I'm looking at your eyes. No, no, no. Don't fucking ever smile again. You're smiling at me. During a moment of silence. Look at Georgetown USA. Look at them.

Oh, wow. Yeah. That's fucking how you do it, bro. That's good. Look at professionalism. Anyway, we'll see you next week. Clala, show us for Bobby. Bobby is going to be at...

Is it Charlie Goodnights, sweetie? Yeah, Charlie Goodnights in North Carolina. Charlie Goodnights in North Carolina of only Friday and Saturday. The Thursday show has been nixed. Ooh. Why? Why? Why?

I'll tell you why. I'll fucking tell you why. Because my ticket numbers are so bad in North Carolina. And number two, I think Gabe's going to do the show. Iglesias. He's in town or whatever, but my ticket numbers are bad, but I love the club. I've only been there once before, so we'll try it one more time. Come on, North Carolina.

It's just not your people may be there. Let's try it one more time. One more time, baby. So that's where Bobby is going to be. You're going to go? Oh, no. You're kind of taking a break from traveling, right? No.

I just... North Carolina isn't exactly my... It's not on my list of... Jesus. Yeah. Sorry, guys. Sorry, North Carolina. South Carolina Charleston, though.

That's a good spot. I would love to go. It's just... It's not in my list of immediate places I need to visit. Mm-hmm. All right. Any other shows? For more shows, go to bobbylealive.com.

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They've just been. George and I spent hours. Stickers in here. George killed it. Kalyla killed it. The help from the ox and Jenna. Yeah. So guys, that's our show.

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