TigerBelly - Episode 53: Blood Feet
Episode Date: August 10, 2016Bobby and Ggboy are peacocks. Khalyla loses in the court of law. We talk Rio, Gus the Ghost, and give you an update on the green foot. Â Â Recorded August 8, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagr...am: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Five four three two one
Welcome to the podcast
Yes
My name is Beverly and I got color and Gilbert yet, too
Welcome to the podcast and another episode of Tiger Belly. Um, I have to admit right now. I think we did a gratitude
Podcast last week. This is about rage. I don't know why but I am full of rage right now
Um last night my brother and I were playing
Video games ice destiny and I wanted to gouge his fucking eyes out. What did he do?
Well, he goes revive me
And I didn't know where he was
You know, yeah, like because there's three guys attacking me
I don't know where my brother is
And then we all died and then my brother was how come he never revived me and I go well
How come don't die then I said that he and then for two hours he could be saying don't die
You die all the time
You know, you know, and then today we're at the Verizon store Kalyla and I and the guy was really cool
His name is Nate really nice guy, but they know what he said. What oh hot dog
Oh, oh hot dog. Yeah, that's a character. I did on mad tv
Bobby, I hate I hate it. He just yelled it. They didn't yell it but he said hey, dude
Remember oh hot dog or something. Hey, do you remember playing that for a split second? He could have died
That's how much rage you have today. Yeah
Jesus, I had to hold back. He's lucky. He's alive. Really nice guy though. Nate. Thank you for your help today
He helped us for three hours by the way for three hours at the Verizon store. I see new phones and new ipad
Is there any reason why I can't hear myself on these headphones? Do you hear yourself now?
Probably I just want to make sure that we're good guys
And um, I also want to open up by saying congratulations to vietnam for winning their first gold medal
Really they won air pistol
It's kind of like air. It's kind of like air guitar
I was gonna say it. Yeah, it's kind of like air guitar. I'll suck at that, but that's precision shooting
That's pretty intense. I don't think that's a real gun. It's not really it's fine. It's what their first gold
I bet you anything. I want to cross congratulate dad fan for your people for your people
We only got a silver guys
What Philippines yep, but I guess in what though in what I let me guess yeah, but I'll say shilling mangoes with your
There it is
I got another one. Um, I know um
Um
Mud rivers you're making mud rivers
Is that a competition? It was it was us in indonesia very tight race. What was it?
powerlifting powerlifting weightlifting
Healy female a snatch female too. Oh, of course female
No, it's just that you guys have uh
Evolved your women have I've been there, you know, it's only been
What's that even mean? It's only been our second olympic medal in in the history of our country
The last gold medal was onyok velasco and boxing in um 1996 atlanta
So this is a and the cranes we've only won 82 gold not you only you only made two gold medals
No in the history of our I just googled it yesterday. Oh, he was prepared. Yeah
Because like I was gonna argument with this chinese dude at the comic store and marco chou was there
We're hanging out. I don't know. We've won more than you just know I googled it. Yes. We've won a lot, but
It's not that much especially in the winter olympics. You guys kill. Oh, that was just the summer
Yeah, I mean if you want to do winter then hundreds. Yeah, because you guys have those speed skaters cool speed skaters
That's what it is. Koreans a lot a lot of things
We're good a lot a lot of things man. What about summer though? We're still good at that too. I know what is your thing
We have a variety of things that we do
Pink the only thing we don't do table tennis. They won air gun
I hope they because that's not a real sport
If you're a listener though, you're in the sport. Good job. Congratulations. It's a skill the skill
See, that's why I shouldn't do a podcast right now because I'm gonna I'm gonna offend a lot of shit on it
I mean, is it really a sport though? If the girl who won the air pistol the the american girl not taking any credit from her
But she's only been doing it for five years. Has she even reached her 10,000 hour?
Hmm. Yeah, I mean, but you know, you practice at home. I do it all the time. I go
I still think it's a skill
It is I am not too sure if it falls into my idea of what the olympics are
But then, you know, who knows with me. I think chess should be an olympic sport
I think MMA should be an olympic sport
Then you have to put pads on it would be no knockouts. No, you put the pads on
No, the reason MMA cannot be an olympic sport is because of the discrepancy with judging
Like in if they come up with a way to
To to judge it or to score it like olympic boxing, which I hate. I actually hate the scoring system of olympic boxing
You could you what do you mean? There's no you can't there's still a
A margin of error because
A huge margin of error because it's really up to what the judges see so it's more an objective judging versus an actual
Strict scoring system. Well, no, you judge it like the boxing for instance like in like in terms of
Who's controlling the middle of the of the octagon?
Right. Who's the aggressor? Yeah, but that's takedowns are extra points, right?
Um, but that's still subjective and I said objective earlier. I meant subjective. It's still
You still leave it up to
The eyes of judges. So who I think there's still half of the matches and the most of the matches will be
Decided by either a you know a tap out or a submission or a knockout
I mean, you would hope it goes to that each time. So there's no
But my point though is is that there are judging in that we have it for the UFC, right? Or and and these others
Yeah, but it's still, you know, a highly it's it's you know, it's
People argue about I understand that like that especially when it goes to dillasha
Uh, um, what's his name was his cruise was very close and I thought that it could have been up in the air, but
You know, if you don't want it to go to the judges, then
Get it to finish it
Yeah, but you know, then you're gonna have
example
God, sweetie, I mean
Yeah, because I mean a lot of these other sports like judo greco-roman wrestling, you know, they've had scored
They've had very strict scoring systems for a really really long time. So it's a it's a far more established sport
It gets a little muddy when
When you mix it all up and leave it to the hands of the judges
You gotta try it and it'll evolve the scoring like all these other sports. Yeah, and um
You gotta try it though because it's the it's a sport of the future
Boxing is obsolete and I think the MMA is in the future. It's very international too. Yeah
Pretty international. Korea would kill it in it. Even the Philippines would do well
That's actually for lower-weight classes. I think I hope john dodson represents the philippines
He's also had vietnamese though. Oh damn it. Is he he's had vietnamese had philippino. What a pity. I'm kidding
Whoa, that's heavy. I think skateboarding should be a uh, uh, an olympic sport too
I think they tried some exports at the summer. They do exhibition
They should just do like street skate anyway. Um, but the olympics are fun
Although the the numbers aren't great in terms of like who's attending and watching
I heard they're eating it. Oh man. Yeah, and um, I I read an article that it's not necessarily that people
Didn't show up to these events. It's just that the security and the coordinators and the all these um, they didn't prepare enough
So there was a very there were really really long queues outside of the stadium
And most people missed what they came there to see
Because the it was just poorly planned
It wasn't planned well enough and all the thefts all like the people just
A lot of shooting bomb threats 18 minute video of people just getting mugged by kids
No one does anything. Wait, wait, wait, right now. They're doing it to like tourists right now tourists are just walking around
People just riding bikes snatching little kids. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's crazy. Why rio?
Well, I mean, let's not I mean brazil brazil is a
It's a beautiful country. It is good. It is a beautiful country and um, they're very athletic people
Yeah, but you know, I saw a documentary about like
kidnappings and ransom and it's just like
Rampant in that country. Yeah, I just think that we should you should I don't know. It's there. What could we do?
You know, I think that you know, if I were yeah, should we should we take a pause and wait for the dog to stop barking?
Power through let's power through or should we just power?
That's just part of it guys the ambiance of tiger belly. Yeah, sorry guys
We have a four-month-old puppy and she just won't like iconic. How is that going by the way you guys?
Love it. Love hate middle. I mean now we're love it. I mean, I love the dog, but it she's
Completely insane. It's hard work any puppies hard work though. They just want to eat everything very indiscriminate about
What they want to eat if it's your hands feet ears and give a fuck
Or last night like I she goes go pee. I brought her downstairs
She walked around for a couple of minutes. She doesn't have to pee
I bring her upstairs. She goes on the bed and she pees all over the bed. Wow
And then who do you think I get mad at? She gets mad at the dog. I don't get mad at the dog. I get mad at him
You get mad at the dog because getting mad at me is fucking absurd. Well, it's crazy
It's useless because it goes one ear out the other. No, because no, let's okay. Um, okay
I didn't want to get into it, but I will uh
I it's 9 30
Uh-huh. I have a show at 10 o'clock at the comedy store
And it takes about 15 minutes to get there
Okay, and the adam eget the the um guy that books the comedy store said listen can every all the comics show up
15 minutes before their spot
Because we go crazy when
Comics aren't around and you guys show up a minute before your spot freaks them out. It freaks them out and it's I get it
So I was gonna leave at 9 30, but she's like go pee her downstairs because it takes two minutes
But I brought her down there two minutes. She walked around she didn't pee
Now it's like 9 32 9 33
I go she doesn't have to pee I brought her back upstairs
And she peed on the bed, but I was gone by that that point. Okay, but
What I need you to have more of is just common sense
You know that she's not potty trained completely
So what we've been doing is keeping her into crate because she doesn't pour pee into crate because that's where she sleeps
Crate train, and you know that she'll hold her bladder however long she needs
But no you let her out in the house. She jumps on the bed and she pees
I know but it could have been I just
It could have been as easy as putting her in the crate and you know that but you're too lazy to do it
No, the easiest thing is for you to take her down
But I take her down 99 I understand that I understand that sweetie, but I'm just saying in that specific situation
It's every specific situation. I should take her down bobby. That's the thing about this this relationship
It's always like 99 percent of all the work has to be on my shoulders
We started it. I know anyway. It's my fault anyways get the dog peed on the bed, and I apologize
Thank you. Love you know in any court. I would have won but in what court
Any court but
In situation
In situation I'm at fault, and I'm sorry, and I'm saying I'm sorry to everyone that's listening that I fucked up
You know what I mean? I should have been late to the comedy store
I should have stayed down there as long as it took for the dog to pee
And that's my fault and my bad. I apologize. Give me a kiss, baby
All right, that's my bad
Okay, because we live in a crazy world where I'm wrong in that situation in that specific situation
Yeah, yeah
Stop the Olympic talks and michael felfs. Why does he look so different like what do you mean? He's grown up
He's like really like he's he's a weird face. He's a weird face. He's he is marfanoid
What is what is that? He's um, they've always suspected that he might have like marfan syndrome
Which is what abraham lincoln had. It's like the overly large hands and feet
They um their joints like hyper hyper extend and they have that weird type of facial structure
And but usually that's associated with like heart defects. Wait, lincoln had that. Yeah, abraham lincoln that it's called marfan syndrome
Are you sure he had that? Yeah, he did because that's not a movie. They didn't talk about it
But what about Daniel?
I have this well, he could he could have said it the only downside is that important information
No, I don't think i don't think michael felfs
It has marfan syndrome because they usually it's not important information
Dude, if okay, let me do that move the plot with that move the plot of the film
Okay, I'm gonna say the plot of the film. I'm gonna just say it's all right. All right. If they did a movie about theodore roosevelt
Okay, and he um had you know that what's that discoloration of the skin?
um
vitiligo
He had vitiligo and he never talked about it in the movie. I'd be like what are you gonna mention the vitiligo?
Okay, if he had down syndrome, right, right, that'd be obvious if malcom x had down syndrome
We would know no i'm just saying and in the movie. They didn't talk about it at all. I think people in the audience would be like
Why you have down syndrome? Yeah, but one one scene
Where you somebody goes you have down syndrome and malcom is a yeah, but you know, I mean, yeah, yeah, but
Marfan syndrome wasn't like a dig you couldn't diagnose anyone in that day and age with anything
Other than like what about a scene where somebody said consumption aran. What's up with your arms and legs?
They go, I don't know exactly probably
Oh, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
But that's they people have only diagnosed him like good. Thank you
Thank you so much. Yeah, and i'm a right again and you guys let me say something
I'm right 99.9 the president of the time and you guys like you know want to go
And go against me and you guys want to um
You try to press my buttons
Okay, you know that i'm right in that situation that if he had
That you ever have link in the hands and the legs man, uh, whatever right they should bring it up. Anyway
So you think michael Phillips may or may not have that
I don't think he does because I mean obviously he's physically fit enough to bring it up like that
Because he does have weird facial features and if you've ever seen
George
I know his facial features are a little bit
You know like if george was in the olympic, how come he has a pink dick or whatever he has the longest chin like abraham lincoln did
White which is white. His torso is extremely. No, his body's completely fine, but his hands and feet are very um,
They're big who's the secretary of defense
I don't know why he ran for president the democratic nomination john carrey. Yes. Oh john carrey, right? He has a long
Does he have it? No because he has more of the gelano chin. He doesn't really have the marfanoid features
You know, but i'm just saying that gelano has it john carrey has it michael phelps michael hallfowl
Phelps has it
I'm just saying that it's just white people
I don't know because have you seen his sisters?
Speaking of his sister, you think michael phelps partied hard not to like be slanderous, but do it do it do it slander those girls
No, but um, his sister actually swam for unlv two years before I went
Into unlv and we swam the same event, but she wasn't there anymore, but she um
Um
She partied hard and she almost got my roommate like uh deported back to romania not my roommate, but my friend
Yeah, it's explained why what happened. Is this hillary or what you can't just say it because it's slanderous because I don't have proof
This is all like say like say like right. So it's alleged. It's allegedly. So just tell the alleged story
Allegedly, you know, she she dabbled in some hardcore, you know
nose powder
Ah, and the romanian girl what happened what me and then I I think that's all it's about all I know guys
Your smirk says something else. Wow
And she drinks water as she drinks water. Yeah
Okay, so you don't know who cares everyone fucking dabbles in some nose powder except for me because I'm a fucking square
But you also have a heart condition. Yeah, I would die. Yeah, you can't even go to magic mountain
I mean, I have been I've done everything. I've bungee jumped. I love I love magic mountain
You like theme parks? Yeah, I haven't gone in a long time in three years
What was the last one Disney or?
No, I think I went to yeah, California dream in or whatever that place is called
Right, what's that called next to Disney? Oh, California adventure adventure. Yeah, very. Oh, they had that haunted house one
That's one's scary the one that goes up and down one. Yeah, you go in an elevator
And then you're in the elevator at the top and then falls. That's fun. And then it opens up
Yeah, and then you see how high you're up. I also like those like just county fairs and stuff
Oh, see fairs still on right now. Oh, really? Yeah
I like that one where you go in the room and it spins and then everyone gets stuck to the wall
Is that where you lay there? Yeah. Yeah, and when I was a kid
I was in one of those yeah, and a guy vomited
And if he vomited out and then it went back into his face and it was against the wall
And then everybody tried to you know me move away from the vomit
Which, you know, I thought they should keep doing that every ride
Made it funer and funer. Just spinning. Anyway, it was fun and we laughed too as kids when that happened
There's a moment on me
I wish we had the same coping mechanism as adults like we did as kids like didn't nothing affect this
We we thought about it for maybe half a day and then it just kind of just went on with life without no hang ups
You know, I ever tell the story about how Steve and I
And my grandmother who's paralyzed from the neck down
Used to beat. Yeah, I think you did. I could tell that story. Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately. What prompted that?
I don't know
You know the reason why the um the spinning room prompted that
Because the spinning room happened in the same time period as
Us beating my grandmother with a stick
She was making me laugh at that. I don't want to laugh if I'm just imagining. Why'd you laugh? Because she's like just sitting there
She can't feel it. Is she smiling? This is how yeah, she was like giggling to the whole thing
You know, we were watching again for the 50th time the Lizzie Velasquez
Um documentary in a Lizzie Velasquez with a cried again
No, he didn't cry, but he was yes, he did cry. But the reason he was crying
Wait, wait, wait before you say anything. Is it anything that because I don't say anything bad. No
Because I said some things but don't I won't say you said she already looked like a branch, but no, I didn't
She doesn't look like a branch. She looks like a strong trunk. She looks like a human being. Yeah, but the reason he was crying
This time around was because he thinks he would have been one of those bullies
And he thinks if he if he were to have met her in high school, yeah, I questioned myself
Yeah, he was like, I think that could have been me. Were you the bully in high school or the bullied?
I don't know what I was but um, I would hope to see I was bullied
But I also was a bully too
Like I got bullied by the jocks, but then I bullied the nerds. Yeah, but that's that's a cycle
You know me because I had to get my frustration out on the nerds, right?
Yeah
So I feel like because I remember like the jocks used to like
Dunk my head in the toilet and stuff, you know, me in middle school and stuff in high school
And then immediately I would go to like the retarded kid and like throw sand in their face
Jesus
Yeah, you fighting sand in the school. No, there was a guy at my school
I was telling you remember where he had he was I think paraplegic or something
Yeah, and he was in a wheelchair and he um, his mouth was constantly open. I don't know why
Well, he probably had muscular dystrophy
Well, his mouth was always opened and I got in trouble because I put rocks in his mouth
What? Yeah, how old were you? I don't remember
28
Last year. Were you bullied or did you ever bully? No, I was a defender. I never bullied anyone
Not even other girls that were candy
I might have been bullied a little bit in high school, but when I was in elementary school, I was
I was basically
The best at everything so I was I couldn't be bullied. I was the top of my class. I was plus class president
And I was the best at everything. I was the best athlete. I don't know what she was dude
She's a champion dude. I worked hard at and I never got bullied
But my sister got bullied heavily for really she's six nine
When it would beat people because she was very introverted very shy and she had um, um, really dark skin
And believe it or not even in the philippines. They were very
They just were racist towards dark skin philippines. They always would tell her like oh, she could have been pretty but she's so black
Oh
Even when he went to australia when we were I think she was 12. I was 10 and we were in Perth
And um, obviously this was you know, 20 years ago Perth. I'm sure Perth is far more progressive now
city
But um, they would take their babies and like cross the street and keep them away from my sister
Because you know, obviously we were swimmers. So we were always very very like, you know
tan, especially my sister who was like 10 shades darker than me
And they would call her like a little brown machine like they were just fucking racist australians are fucking racist dude
Just as they are here. I think it still is I see videos. I think mankind is racist
I mean the racism is rampant around the world and we got to put a stop to it
Because you look at look at this look at soccer look at um, mario ballateli. Yeah, like I saw the video for that
That's ridiculous. Italy. They throw bananas. Have you seen that George? You've seen the video. They throw bananas at mario ballateli
He's a black. He's a black. He's italian guy. He's very well. He's not as good now, but when he was younger, he's very good
He's a name player though
He's a name player and uh, they used to throw like bananas and then one time he said
I'm no longer going to play if they throw banana, but did he deserve it because he also
Is a shitty person. Yeah, he's done some weird things. What is he done? Tell Gilbert what he's done
I don't know what he's done. I mean, there's a million things like he's been known to throw darts at like younger players
And he ran. I'm sorry throw darts. Yeah, and it sticks to our neck and stuff
um, this is another thing he did was he
He he he crashed his car into a woman's prison to do a walkabout
Yeah, he's pretty crazy and he was adopted. He crashed into the wall
And wanted to walk into this woman's prison just to look look check it out
I mean, he's that guy
You know what and then like when he was playing. Yeah, yeah when he was playing with mancity
There's photos if you look when he when um, mencini was the manager. He's your coach, right?
There's cc um photos online of mario ballateli strangling him
You know what I mean? I'm doing a practice
You have a karma bit him in the ass because once he came to the premier league it was like over for him
Who does he play for? I mean, he did play for liverpool
But then he kind of like sat on the bench for most of the season for liverpool. Yeah
And then uh, he was like, yeah, he was a zero and then he now I think milan he plays for but he went back to milan
Yeah, he's back. He's a non-factor now, right? Oh, you know who got you know who man you just picked up
No, yeah, pogba. Yeah, but he was from there. I know he went back
But for a hundred million dollar. I'm a hundred million pound transfer. Yeah, and you know what?
Can I just say this is is that?
Man you look scary mancity looks scary because again, they got Pep Guardiola
And you know, it doesn't look scary fucking arsenal not at all. We don't even have fucking striker
Yeah, we can't even get a fucking striker. There's there's still people you can pick up
Yeah, but it's like all the ones that you want to pick up are no longer available
It's a money thing, right? No, it's a cheapness and also people don't want to play for our arsenal fc. Why not?
Because we we're losers. We're not losers. I think I'm starting to lose faith in vanger
I think you know all these you all this time. I've been supporting and really like no vangeran vangeran
I try not to talk about soccer on podcast because people hate it. I don't think so
I think european people like they but I I just love arsenal and I will always love them
And I've always defended arson vanger, but I think I'm done
Finally, okay, everyone. That's the manager, correct vanger arson vanger is the manager of arsenal. Okay, so if you were to
Jump ship and and hop onto another team's coattails. Who would it be?
Well, I'm kind of rooting for manu not because of pogbot not because of iber van vege, but because um
Of jose marino is playing for manu and he obviously was coaching the coach for chelsea and they fired him and um
I think that it makes it so dramatic and exciting that he's
coaching now a rival team
And I just think that the matches between manu and chelsea are going to get heated and
very violent
And I just think very excited to watch the rivalry. I think I would do on liverpool because a club
You're in club. Yeah, he's very good. My fave. Yeah, where did um peligrini go?
I don't remember. I don't know
Man City coach. Yeah, he's gone. Because the pep guadrilla
went from barcelona
To buy urn munich and now he's man city and he's a champion probably one of the best managers in the history of
Of soccer those are ridiculous. So I have a question for you
So do all these big names do they play at the olympics because I didn't see that many of them at all
Why not? Because when it comes to male
national soccer, I mean
International soccer at the olympics. They just don't care
No one wants to play for it
Yeah, it's a lot of the under 19 guys. Yeah, it's not
It's not something that if you get a goal, no one gives a shit
I feel like that's quite the opposite with any other sport because you have tennis players who
Like serena williams and you have guys like kevin durant who it really is such an honor to just be considered an olympian
And that's such a badge of honor that why would you because forgo that experience?
But those are the people that serena serena williams. What did you also mention?
What?
Yeah, I said serena williams. Who else did you mention? Like all the nba guys, right? Right. They're americans, correct? Yes
Well, I think that it's it's a national pride thing
Because our our male soccer players are playing. Okay. Let's say spain then so rafael nadal. He's he's playing tennis for spain
um novak jokovic. Yeah, but because
because
Spain like they have a world cup
Euros all these bigger tournaments so many tournaments in soccer that it's like which one are you gonna you can't
Focus on all of them. Like the world cup is their olympics. Yeah, I think I think that has a lot to do with the two
Yeah, I guess I can see that because there's no really
There's each sport has different
Peaks, I think like for swimming the biggest thing is the olympics for soccer. It's the world cup for tennis
It's a grand slam. Yeah, and so I guess I guess I can understand also
Can I just say something and I want to apologize to one of my twitter followers, but I think
I want to I want to I want to argue
He went too far. I didn't go too far. Can we set the uh, so during the opening ceremonies, um,
The chinese team came out. Oh, I saw the tweet. Okay
And there was one chinese athlete that looked like she had down syndrome
I it's you could 100 down syndrome now. She probably doesn't have it. She doesn't have it bobby
She just she may not fat face with glasses. Yeah, and also she probably wasn't a dictionary
Is the picture right and if you look at the tweet and the hair also and you look at the hair
It's borderline. So what okay, let me just so I just said I and I made I gave
Chinese a compliment. What did you say? I said that the chinese are so good even their downs
Athletes go in the regular olympics. Wow and this lady goes this lady goes
I was a fan of yours, but no longer because I can't believe that you're so insensitive and rude and all these things and it's like lady
Well, what do you know anything about comedy? Also, do you know anything about bobby lee?
comedy he has
You know, it's like what what do you laugh at lady cats playing the piano?
It's very funny too. Very funny. It's very funny. Yeah, but my point is is that it's it's an innocent joke
Yeah, all right. It's not
That lady doesn't have Down syndrome. Let's be real. She meant kind of looks like she does but it's fine
Right, but it's just a joke and I was giving chinese a compliment because you know, they have good work ethic
And that could quite possibly be a thing where they go
You know, this one, you know, this one you down down, but she's good at track. So we put her in
Track or whatever air shooting shot both guys. Yeah air shooting shot, but because you have targe train
But can I ask you a question? Can I ask why kind of just I don't I don't want to go racial on it
You have to
Listen, listen, no, but why is it some countries isn't countries?
Specifically, they don't have a lot of gold and some and some asian countries have a lot of gold
I'll tell you exactly why why I know you're referring to the philippines. I'm not
I'm not at all. I love the philippines. Okay, so name one. I've been there
I've been there. I love it. Okay. I have a question for you then. They have great doughnuts
Name one
Name one rich first world asian country that hasn't gotten the gold
So if you have japan korea china, you guys are all
All metal contenders
But why is that because you have the facilities to raise champions?
You have the money. It's like think about it this way. I'm gonna quickly defend philippinos. Okay, you have you have
Just a field of talent. They're born. They they join athletics, you know, soccer tennis swimming or whatever
By the time they're eight years old those kids have to start working at the age of 14
They do they have no means of of support from the philippines sports commission. They have no
They have no scholarships. They don't have any type of facility to
To extend their athletic career. So it's something that we see more of as
A hobby and something you do when you're young instead of something that we do for
You know a good portion of our adult life
We it's we have to start working young or else you don't have a roof over your head
Okay
But can I just say this
And i'm not arguing you because philippinos are talented not a dude. I'm gonna say this right now
Okay, number one. I wasn't even referring to the philippines number one
Listen to me and I want to say this one and one to listen to me. Okay
The best comedians in terms of asians
are probably philippinos
in koreans
That's that's a fact I think
Okay, number two
singing
And dancing entertainment
What's that little little that little fucking brown monkey you have that dancing around bruno mars amazing
No, it's a little brown monkey. That kid is fucking amazing. He really is
Super talented. He's like every other philippino. That's super bowl. That's super bowl
Thing that was pretty halfway. That was great gave me chills down my fucking time. Yeah, the dude who has
A charisma talent. He's like prince. Yeah, but you know why he would just tell me i'm not talking. Okay, okay
In terms of like
Also, just good people and heart. I love philippines. That's not what i'm saying
Okay, i'm just asking you a general question why and you answered it and that's fine. Let's move on
This is what I want to do for us for tiger belly and this is what i've talked to george about sponsor athletes
I want to sponsor philippino athletes and not just philippino athletes
But athletes in southeast asia that are poorer countries that don't you know that don't have the
you know the means to
pay for any
You know sports club
So on and so forth. I think we should have
A tiger belly MMA club in the philippines. That'd be so cool. That'd be great
You know, we just raised boxers and fighters and I think that these kids are so eager
To look for that type of athletic outlet that I think that we would be successful in raising some champions
And a way out. Yeah, and I think that you know down the road, you know
I don't think it would be a lot of money out of our pocket, but I do want to
You know give that as an option to
So that maybe we will have a fucking
Gold medal down the road. That would be nice and you won't be talking shit all day
No, i'm just you listen. It's you're right. I mean, I don't know why I just said that
But out of the three big three in asia
Who is it china china and then goes korea than japan probably? No, i think japan's ahead of us probably
No, I think the korea is is actually ahead of japan right now
Interesting. Well, I mean also china doesn't count because it's a billion people. Yeah, so many people
I mean, how does that count?
That's that's a given if if what they have 550 athletes
Yeah, it's a lot out of a billion though. That's not that many. It's not that much, right? Yeah
So it's like I get it like some of those other
Islands that have three
Like in the Caribbean like Tonga like Tonga like they have three or two, right? Yeah, Burkina Faso. Yeah, whatever that is
It's african, okay, whatever whatever sports they do like squid skinning. I love that
Have you seen it on espan? Don't have skin. Whatever espan for watch it. What is it?
squid spit I
I just saw before you even get into that right. I want to just before I forget okay
Is that the other day I hadn't eaten all day
Hey
We took the dog for a hike or whatever and I was super hungry
And coli like, you know, she likes to yell but google things
And we went to a place called
shrimp lover shrimp lover
And basically it's like that crab shack. I don't know about that. It's like boiling crab. It was good. Oh, it was delicious. It's not bad. Yeah
It was delicious
but
As soon as I walked out of the thing
nothing
That's that's exactly what it is
Oh
And but it was non-stop
Mm-hmm faucet and I can no longer go to the boiling crab or any other place like that traumatized
No, it's just all that grease. I think that it's in one sitting all that grease and you know what that is George
Basically you order crab or you creole style or you order like shrimp
It comes in a clear plastic bag spices with spices in it and corn and sausage
And you get it and when you eat it, you're like, this is the best thing I've ever eaten so good
But then it's like just fucking
Like a party fiesta in your butthole
A party fiesta. Yeah. Yeah, and he was so hungry too because I tricked him into hiking. Did you guys see the video?
Yeah, that's fucking bullshit. That's where I think the rage stems from. Yeah, it could be that
I was tricked into it because I thought she said buck dog park
Yeah, and then we go and then I see a mountain from those a mountain. I saw I saw a mountain
That was a fucking mountain because when I go to the top of that mountain I go, what the fuck
I'm not gonna die today
How did she keep tricking you to keep going you kept going you know what I you know what I envisioned the whole time
What that was Frodo
And I had this ring into my pocket. Yeah, and I had to for mankind
Right, so I doubt and I look like Frodo at the end of the fucking thing
Yeah, you'd you're sweating my rip my clothes were all ripped up
You know how long how long was that orc sweat on my fucking forehead
Honestly, the entire hike itself guys is like no more than two miles. There's maybe a hill
No, there was so much downhill
It's not a difficult hike. The reason I even chose the hike to begin with is because I thought oh, this is a
a
Fairly easy hike. He can do this. No problem. I didn't anticipate all the crying. He left like a long trail of tears
Just trail of tears. Yeah, just crying
Sweetie, I just want to let you know
That I don't exercise
I know that I don't move you don't have to let me know that I don't move
You move you move I do
But not often. Yeah, okay
and
When you put a body like mine in a situation like that
It's not good. It tends to break down fast
And that's what my body did. I like to give your body more credit than you give it
I think that you definitely do have spurts of like weird strong energy or like power
Like when you're like, I want to take this person down. You'll do it. But then you breathe a lot out
Yeah, I mean I can do it. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm weak
You know, I mean, I'm strong dude. Yeah, but in terms of like a long distance walking. I can't do it
Okay, I had to um
um
Get my phone replaced today and I had to go through my old notes and see which ones I needed
Which ones I didn't which ones I had to email to myself and one of the notes on there was
The list I wanted to read off to bobby's doctor about all the things that are wrong with him
And I'll go on that list
Fungus, but one of the things that made me laugh was it said an all bold
I can hear him breathing from the other room all the time
I know
Even when I play xbox with oh, that was only when you sleep. No, they can hear me breathing
Emphysema probably dying
I could not just breathe out of my mouth. Oh man, but it's all the meth
I think I snorted because my my my why are you so in denial bro? You're a smoker and you dip. What do you think your lungs look like?
heaven
maybe
Never been to heaven, but maybe it's tarry black like hell
No, yes, baby. It's it's I'm I guarantee you you're probably by the time you're 50
You'll be in the early stages of emphysema unfortunately, but you don't want to you want to be in denial
So there's only so much I can tell you. I don't want to scare you into it
You just have to wake up one day. We had some listeners ask about a report on your fungus foot. Is that gone now?
I got him a medication called luso and it's helped a lot. It's helped a lot. Yeah, but um
It has helped but um the edges itches still
Oh, like the the perimeter the perimeters of it itch
But um, I still pick at it
Because it feels good
I think he you know what he said the other day
He's like I kind of don't want to lose my fungus completely because it gives me something to do
It does give me something to do at night. It's the best set. Yeah, he like he like he wants an activity
Like when I go to sleep, I like rubbing my like like picking up my feet
It's like a ritual now to go to bed
And I get that because I used to have one of those really deep plantar warts when I was younger
It's a plantar warts plant plantar warts
It's one of those deep rooted warts and you get it from like, you know back like a wet bathroom floors
But I had a really really deep one and it hurt a lot, but it was my favorite thing to pick on every day
I would get excited and I would just get tweezers and a needle and I was just trying to dig it out each day
And finally after two years, I finally pulled it out and the root was this long
It was the most satisfying thing I had ever done in my life
So, yeah, maybe I do I get I get what you're saying. I have boils
Oh, he has a huge one in the back. He has like a staff. No, no this boil right here
This boil back here
popped and for like two weeks it just my my
But back here was all crispy. Yeah when I would when we were having sex. I ran my fingers through the back of his head
It was so hot and I got like juice on my ring finger. Yeah. It was really gross, but I just you know
So sorry about that
But I get my mom gets them too. She gets boils on her head
cysts
Really? This one is not a cyst. This is not like a pile of this baby. I've been getting him since I was a baby
I know, but there's a difference between like cysts
There's a difference between cysts because I I watch dr. Pimple proper that looks like a staff infection because it smells
It smells bad smells good smells pure
Pure you know pure staff. Yeah, but um, I've been getting it all my life
I used to get them on my face sometimes too. Well, motherfucker. You shower once a month. That's not right
She's seen him outside of Verizon today. Just rolling in the dirt like a homeless person. First of all, why were you rolling?
I was just out there waiting for her. Someone literally threw him money. Yeah, but yeah
No, for real? Yeah. Yeah, somebody gave me a dime because he was there with the dog just like yeah. Yeah
I look like a homeless person. Oh, man. But I but but I'm gonna I don't want to go off track a little bit
but um, I also want to go back to um
We're seeing market show last night
Saw the picture. Yeah market show
Um, I'm trying to get her. I'm she's gonna do our podcast. I hope so. Yeah, awesome
But I'm gonna just say to anybody if you don't know who if you're asian and you don't know who she is
You're fucking not an asian
Okay, because to me
I just I would not be where I'm at without her
paving the way
And you have to give her that kind of respect, man
Because the thing is is that yes, there were asian comics before her
To mayo at suki johnny yoon
Jackson purdue
and others
Jackson purdue is half asian but um
She was the first one that had
an american voice
Somebody that I said, okay. This is my this is a part of who I am the way she talks
Her knowledge about you know, she's just an american and she was the first one
That didn't rely on a kimono
Or a thick asian accent to get a laugh, right?
So um, when I saw her last night, I just get so scared, but I hugged her
and um, you mean scared like I get scared or her
And yeah, I there's a couple of guys like I met george. I mean george decayed did something on stage once
We rehearsed
And I was so intimidated
I couldn't even even talk to him because I'm now number one a huge star trek fan
And number two, I just loved the dude, you know
and you know
He's the best and so when I when I'm around like asian people that I looked up to
Before I went into show business. It I get intimidated
And I get scared a little bit. I don't want to see the wrong thing. You know, I also met um
johnny yoon once but people don't know who he is. I don't yeah, but um
Yeah, I just I'm just fascinated by margaret shell
And I um, you guys stayed not only throughout the years or
Yeah, I mean I
Yeah, I see her. I mean we text every once in a while, but we're not close
I've been to her house a couple of times. She invited me to like
Some things, you know, you know, she was the very first um
Uh comedy show that I ever went to in the united states. Really?
I was I think
20 oh
Wow, and I had I took jessica who my best friend who is a korean so she knew who margaret no she didn't
I actually this was during the myspace days. I was obsessed with steve burn and margaret show steve burn
Yeah, you steve burn at 20. Yeah. Oh, wow, and that's 20. Yeah 20. I think 20
But a long long time ago. I wasn't obsessed with you because I didn't know his stand-up
I only knew his sketch stuff and I
I didn't realize what a powerhouse he was as a stand-up comedian until I went to the comedy store way before I met him
In person, but I used to go to the comedy comedy store here and there. That's when I saw him
But margaret show was the first show I went to at the conventions center
In long beach and she was filming a special there
Was it good? It was very good. Yeah, I had never I was just astounded because she I mean not only is she an asian woman, but
She's a woman. Yeah, you know, it's um, I'm gonna say a me what kind of a story of that's gonna it's just gonna bother you guys
but um, it's probably gonna bother everyone but it just it just gave me a margaret
So margaret did a show in San Diego once she invited me right and was sold out was like 5000 seats or something
And I was in awe of it, but I didn't watch the show. I stood I hung around in the lobby so I can get recognized
Wait, so people would like see you. Yeah, did people do it?
Yeah, because I this is my like my second or third year at mad
And that's when like people started recognizing me. You know, it's the same thing when I used to go to the mall
Yeah, and you should do your laps around. Yeah, I used to do I would we used to hang out at a food court to get recognized
And I did it at her show, but I remember like me leaning against like I had this like funny like
Like a bear or beanie on
You're like the ones I wear now. Yeah, like this one. Yeah, yeah
And I was like wearing these ripped up jeans and like I was wearing sandals. You're trying to be seen like a celebrity
Oh 100% peacock. Yeah, I never even went in the show
If you go in the show people were like I'll get popcorn or whatever right and I was kind of leaning
What's that? Oh gross
So gross that's gross bobby. I know I used to do so many gross things like that there
You got to test your star power. See where you fit in. No, I mean, you said do all people do that or just bobby
No, dude, I heard that berry sobel told me
Who's he berry sobel was a comic from the late 80s. He was on every tv show imaginable
But his best friend with chris rock and when chris rock and berry sobel did
Uptown comedy express or you know something like it was a show on HBO of stand-up
They went to the Beverly Hills mall to get recognized
So everyone does it I think everyone does if I think that if you're a stand-up
And when you're on a tv show, there is a little bit of a transition where
It's different now because now you have the internet and anyone can be found famous
But I think when there was no internet
And you're because you don't know if people know who you are because there's no internet
Right. You you can't check youtube how many hits you get or
There's no way of knowing except if you go to a mall
So that was your kind of likes, you know, I mean your social media likes
Yeah, right. So you would go hang out at a food court and be go. What's up or like crowds of people go around you and
You take photos like, you know, but regular photos with regular that was your your measure of success then
And it actually got you off the couch if you wanted to know how famous where you had to get off the couch
Instead of just look at your instagram go to the food court. Well, also, it's it's also live shows is the way you do it too
It's like, um
What I didn't I done this tell me tell me what you've done. Oh man. All you motherfuckers are disgusting
Say it right now, Gilbert. I'm stupid though. No, you have to say it. I said mine. You have to say yours
My first second sketch shows I did
I love second sketch not even famous second sketch show. Yeah packed house. Yeah throughout the whole show
Crazy laughter from me every time I got on stage crazy laughter. So I was like, oh my god
I wouldn't be famous. I hope someone like a producer SNL is going to be here. Oh my god
So what I do is I ran because I wanted people to see me and like high five me so they know
Oh, it's him. It's the Gilbert guy the guy that did the naked thing
So I literally ran out of the theater outside took the fire exit just to go all the way to the front
So I can take the escalator back up as people are exiting out
And I was on my phone and then I would look up you like you're like, hey, are you the guy in the show? I was like
Hey
I do a lot of high five
Oh my god, that's a good one. I knew they were gonna say this people like you're gonna be on SNL one day. So that was
Nope. Nope. Did it happen? Nope. It didn't happen. It didn't happen
But I got there. Oh my you know what I've done a lot of that too myself at least you're we're on tv
I did it when I was in a fucking sketch show
No, I did it. I did it. Um when I used to open Polly and Mencia
You do the same baby on stage. I would hang out the lobby and have people go
Well, you're really good and people go you're funnier than them or whatever. This feels good
It feels so good. It does. You know strangely enough. I am I feel I am quite the opposite and I'll tell you why
You know, since we've been doing this podcast when I go to bobby's show
You know after the show he'd be like sweetie go out there
I will not not only will I not go out, but if he forces me to ask anybody who's ever talked to me outside of bobby's show
I am sweating. I have a mustache. I have a sweat stash. I'm nervous talking to them all the time
I am miserable. I mean you've seen me Gilbert you hide and even people who are meeting you are far less nervous than me meeting them
Like I am more nervous to meet you than you are to meet
Me a hundred percent of the time my hands are usually sweating. That's probably why I won't shake your hand
And I am not like that and I wish she really doesn't like it. Yeah, I
Well, I'm just anxious
I it's not that I don't like to meet people because I do I want to you know, I want to
Get you know, just meet them. I I appreciate them even coming to the show and you know, but it I'm so nervous to meet them
And I don't know why is that why you always call her out at shows
Yeah, it's like at the mat TV thing. It just it was a dud and bobby goes by the way everyone look at the corner
That's my girlfriend. He wants me to suffer. I wonder because I know she hates it. She raised her hand. I know she hates that
Oh my god, I used to do to my mom when I was wrestling
Really? But she must love it like a crowd mama. No, I would win and then I'd stand up and go mom
And she would be waving in the thing like all embarrassed and stuff
Can I tell you when I stopped doing okay? So I used to do I used to pick up on girls
So when I used to open for Carlos Mencia, I used to like go in the lobby and pick up on girls
Right and because he at that time was playing like two three thousand seat theater sometimes five
You know thousand seats and like we played Houston and it ended. I'll tell you why I ever tell you about bloody feet
No, what is bloody feet? I'm gonna show you
Tell you. Oh god, don't show me. No, I'm gonna show you. Don't show me. Just tell me you're gonna play your foot
So I we played this Bronco ball place in in Houston and it was a huge like seven thousand seats or something
Yeah, and I had killed right and there was this bar next door to the like the place
And I went there and like audience would go in there or whatever and I met this blonde check
She was completely drunk, right and she goes
I'm gonna take you home to my house. I'm gonna fuck you to me. Jesus
So I went to Carlos Ned and I go, hey, I'm gonna go and he's like go go, right? I had no money
And she was outside with two
Bottles of beer, right and she was stumbling to her fucking car
And I was following her right so you had to drive and she dropped the fucking beers, right?
And she started to walk he had barefoot
And she started walking on top of the shards of beer with her feet, which made them bloody
Oh
Then I went into her car while she was drunk driving, right? That's how much I wanted pussy desperate desperate, right?
because she was cute, right
And we drove an hour
While she was drunk into the woods
Right and and I and I was scared at the time. There was no cell phones. I didn't have a cell phone. You would have died, right?
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. We go into the woods and there's like
Three houses in like on this barren street, right?
And we go into her house and she had white carpet
And she was making bloody footprints and she had no furniture in the house
But she had these raft not rafters, but the shelving with these dolls
She was collecting dolls. It's like a movie. Yeah, right? Oh, no, and then she goes
She starts crying
He's a husband come out. No, no, no, it's worse. It's worse. I go who's Abraham
Where's Abraham?
And then she leaves the house
She stumbles across the street knocks on the door across the street
And this red neck opens the door. That's not Abraham
The red neck this gigantic dude with overalls has a baby
She he gives the girl the baby. She stumbles back across the street. Abraham's her baby
Oh, my god, right?
Then she's bloody feet goes into her room and she takes Abraham
She curls up into a little ball and she just passes out
Right and now I don't know how to get home
I have no phone. I have no money, right?
So I call Ned and I wake Ned up Carlos Mencia from his hotel
It was hey, hello, right? I go
Ned, I'm an hour. He's like, you know what it where?
I'm an hour. He's like, well, you know, get a cab. I don't have any money
And he goes, all right, dude, just get a cab
Right and then call me, you know what I mean? I mean come to the hotel room. I'll come out and I'll pay with the cab
So I went we drove an hour back went to the hotel
I told the cab I'll be right back and went in knocked on the door. He gave me money
I came back out and I paid for it
So Carlos bailed you Carlos did so many things for me, but just rewind that looked like a murder scene
Blood everywhere. She just left her baby
Then probably crying so the neighbor came to get the baby. What do you mean?
No, he the neighbor was watching the baby. She was watching the baby
Like he gave the baby back to the girl. Why was she crying? Abraham?
I don't know why she didn't know where he was
Like she didn't and then she clicked at all if I were you the neighbor has it out
I'm out after bloody feet. No, I imagine calling a cab and waiting there for 30 minutes
So you're still awkwardly in the house. So I'm in this house with no furniture
Right with this like baby crying but this girl's passed out
And it looks like a fucking homicide
God the lengths you would go to for pussy. I used to go. How old were you far?
27 oh
26 27 it's weird now. You just don't even
want
When you have all the pussy you don't even want it anymore
Take things for granted
Maybe you should step on charge of glass
Walk around
Are you want me to spread it now? No, no
Right now do it for the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Where are we at now time for a question? What time are we at now? 54
unhelpful advice with bobby and colloco
This is from our friend Becca
My question is were you ever scared of something irrational like shadows on the wall or the boogie man?
I know when I was little I had a freezer in the basement that would scare me. Do you guys have any childhood stories like that?
Yeah, I think my brother and I've talked about it where our house was haunted
Oh, and I got possessed by a demon. Well, you're on mess. Yeah, but I was possessed by a demon also
The same time my brother was possessed, but do you think it was real or she's asking if you had any irrational fears
It's irrational. No one was possessed because there's no fucking demons, but maybe you were possessed. I don't know
But yeah, and at the comedy story, you know, I've told stories there, you know
I mean me and me and johnny sanchez saw
Gus
Who's Gus? Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay. If anyone doesn't know
The comedy store in hollywood used to be called seros
And seros was a nightclub right in the 50s used to be hot
You know synopsis everyone used to go there. Oh, shit, right? And in two 300 people
A night couldn't even get in, you know, it was like one of those like places
And apparently it was run by the mob
And people had died in there and a mafia guy named Gus died, I guess in the 50s
And when I first came to the LA and came to the comedy store
The older like Harris Pete and these older comic would tell me about Gus
Like they ain't no fucking Gus dog. They ain't no fucking ghosts
So one night years later
Johnny and sanchez met me at the comedy store to drop one of our cars off because we had a gig in bakersfield
So johnny drove to bakersfield and we drove back
It was like four in the morning
Who in the parking lot at the comments was completely abandoned?
And we look up and there's a window upstairs
We look up and we see a face with a top hat and hands against the glass staring down at us
And when we looked up we screamed we looked at each other. We looked back up. It was gone
And it was Gus the ghost
And johnny if you talk to johnny sanchez, I mean at the other day
I remember I remember because I didn't talk to him about it in 15 years
I just brought it up. I go. Do you remember that he goes to ghost?
So it does sticks with him. Yeah, like we both remember
You know, so yeah
But anyway, do you guys have any irrational fears closets dark spots?
Oh, yeah, I still can't sleep alone. I I create things in my head
Even today, I mean you could see I could see a fire hydrant and I could
It's a fire hydrant and I know it's a fire hydrant, but I can convince myself
It's a fucking gargoyle about to eat me like my head takes me to places so irrational and just does not make sense
And that's why I'm always like
On edge and stuff when we were hiking remember. Yeah, like every figure
I saw yeah, I saw a yellow hydrant. I thought it was um
That's because you were hallucinating from exhaustion. Oh, but I thought it was what a coyote. It was a coyote. I know coyote
Oh, I thought I was like is that a creature a yodo
We didn't see a deer though. That was fun. Oh another thing. Here's another thing a deer followed us followed us now
Yeah, these two korean ladies go
The deer has been following you all the way down the thing and then I try to google like what does it mean if a deer follows you
Oh, shit. What is it? I thought that I was like some sort of like a deer whisper or something. Yeah
I imagine though it wanted to give you Lyme disease. Just following you guys. Yeah
Yeah, apparently that a deer had been following us for a while, but we never turned around and these
Two korean ladies were like that deer's been following you for a long time the trail from above
And I go maybe it's because I'm so sort of like, you know mystic or something or
I'm one of god's, you know, I mean conduits god's toe conduits. You're a toe. You're god's toe, babe. Remember
I'm god's toe. Yeah
Anyway, is that enough or is another question? That's it for good
any shows
Yes, I'm going to arlington, virginia, which is right by washington dc
You got to come because I'm with jade catapult. Uh, it's gonna be a great show
And then next weekend he's going to be in philadelphia
in philadelphia
And um, I've had a nice vacation
It's been a while, right? It's you know, dude
I I was busy for a long time and I wasn't you know, I was doing pretty back to a couple of films and some
And things and this and that and then last week I had nothing going on
And I felt really nice. I just you know sleeping until five in the afternoon
Like a zombie and just really enjoying my life. You know, but now it's back to
Back to work for papa, you know
But I want to thank everybody listening to our podcast. I do I really appreciate it
And I also want to thank um
Just just kidding. Was it just kidding films jk films jk films for letting me do and news for letting me do their thing. I really
um
Really like those kids a lot
They're really asian kids and they have they really um
developed a um a following on their youtube channel
And they were gracious enough for me to you know to do it with them again and uh, I really appreciate them
Yeah, make sure you check out that video and uh for bobby's tickets. You can check them out at bobbyleelive.com
And also you can
Your brand new ipad just assaulted my knee. It's so big
That's a tv sir
You can follow us on instagram at tigerbelly on twitter at the tigerbelly if you want to email us any questions or concerns
Because there's a lot of concerns all the time. You can do that at the tigerbelly at gmail.com
Uh, also if you want to mail us anything, we'll open them up in a vlog
Claude, what would you like to get mailed to you if there's one thing you'd like treat wise?
I like socks a lot. Do you like socks?
Um, I don't necessarily like any food unless it was dried mango. I already said coconut water
Oh, there we go. The outro. Play us something, babe. And also, uh,
Claude likes hats center some hats and you can like hats and you can send that stuff to 1626 north wilcox avenue sweet 161
hollywood, california 9 0 0 2 8
Also, bobby and his brother have twitch now. So make sure you go follow them on twitch
Filipinos
Are nice
Yeah, they are
It's pretty good, huh? Oh, man. Keep going. No because the next line is racist. Okay, say it
They're yellow monkeys. Okay
So make sure if you want more of that
Racism fall not that yellow bob. I don't know why I say that. You know what? I want to change that about myself
I really do. Why I think that you love that's a part you love about yourself and I say things. I like it though
You know, there's this, you know, dog. There's like black. There's a um, our parking lot guy
He's also a standup named doc williams doc willis. I'm in oh, I've seen a comedy story. Good kid. Good kid
By her. I've been harassing him for years. I gotta stop
I grab his dick and stuff. It's not right. You do but you know, they do that in basketball and soccer
So you're safe. Okay. You're an athlete. Thank you. They tap each other's ball sacks here and there
So I think it's fine. It's acceptable. So you can watch, uh, bobby and his brother on twitch playing destiny
I might play tonight, huh? He might play tonight. We don't know. Just check every night on twitch
I'm gonna go on twitch tonight and it's bobby lee bobby lee lot. This comes out tomorrow night
Tomorrow night. Yeah, and also guys, um
Thank you for all your submissions to our tiger belly logo contest
Um, we uh, we have yet to deliberate on the winner although by the time this is aired. We might
You know, we might have already may announce a winner. Um
Anything every single one of you that submitted something whether it was simple or super intricate
We appreciated just the time that you took to do it and thank you. Thank you. So thank you for that
And um, what else baby? That's it. That's it. Yeah
So bobby lee's twitch is bobby lee live and steve's is steby weeby
Also, make sure you listen if you're a youtube listener. We also have the uh, I the audio podcast that come out on itunes and those come out actually
On wednesday morning. So if you want to listen to the podcast first before watching the video that comes out on friday
Go check out itunes. Make sure you subscribe and rate rate and leave us a review
And also check out our youtube at youtube.com slash tiger belly
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Collado, where can we find you? You can find me on instagram twitter and snapchat at calamity k. That's k h a l a m i t y k
Collado, why are you so happy?
I just nailed that sentence
Uh, you can apologize. I usually stutter and I was like, wow, do I have broadcasting chops all of a sudden?
You pretty much killed that. Uh, that's our show guys. Make sure you follow Donald trump at gilbitt's and have a good night
Bye. Ciao. Bye guys
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