TigerBelly - Episode 59: Fun Facts
Episode Date: September 21, 2016Bobo plays professional soccer. Khaloko dreams of Trevor. Gilbert forgets George. We talk witches, turkey basters, and the return to innocence.  Recorded September 19, 2016 Music by ...Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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That's exactly how I like it.
Three, two, one.
Say zero, dude.
Zero.
Welcome to Tiger Belly.
Welcome to Tiger Belly.
My name is Bob.
We've got Kalyla Gilbert, Georgetown University, George George, and Pinkdick.
And I'm going to say this right now.
I apologize for my behavior when I came in.
Number one, I'm sick.
Number two, I need to carry four gigantic bags and then I litter that like my arms are like, it's completely Torah.
You could have texted one of us.
I understand that, but I want to do it myself because I'm a man.
And number three, was that three yet?
Three yet.
I'm going to go to two.
Okay.
I want to make it two.
Okay.
And number two, right?
I came in here and I said, hey, can you help me put the stuff away because the cat food and all the treats that I bought,
Googie and everyone, they get into it.
I wanted to hide all that stuff.
And I came in and I think that's my bad.
I apologized.
And I want everyone to forgive me now.
I apologize.
I don't feel well.
I forgiven you.
Okay.
You know, strangely enough, you wouldn't strike me normally as a guy who is like a gentleman like normally, right?
From afar or from what people hear, you would probably assume that Bobby is somebody who lets everybody do everything for him.
But he will never let me carry a grocery bag.
Never let me carry my own luggage.
He really is a man in that way.
How nice.
Wow.
He always, I mean, even when he's struggling.
Fantastic.
Keep going.
Even when he's struggling and I offer and he's pissed, he's pissed at the weight he has to carry.
He insists on carrying.
Because I still want to be a man.
As a gentleman.
And I apologize.
And I want to start off with a show in a different way tonight.
And I want to start off with a show with some fun facts.
Okay.
If you don't mind.
Yeah.
And I have two fun facts and I would like you to let me finish the fun facts before you interrupt me, anybody in the room.
Can you do that for me?
We can, yes.
Thank you so much.
I read this the other day that you remember what happened in Japan, the Hiroshima Nagasaki, the atomic bombs.
Yes, of course.
Okay.
Well, in Nagasaki, there was a sound engineer.
I don't know if you guys know this or not.
And he recorded the bomb going off from ground zero.
Wow.
And there isn't a sound in this earth that even competes with that sound or similar.
The only that's similar is Kalila's fart from the other day.
Damn.
That was a good one.
Yeah, thank you.
The fart from the other day.
The cats.
And I were under this desk.
I mean, I literally thought, what the fuck was that?
Well, was that a quee fart?
I mean, was it together?
No, it was one of those.
You said you don't fart in front of him.
It's a pee fart.
When you're peeing, I thought that he was, I left the door open and I really wasn't expecting so much to come out, to be honest, with such, you know.
Pee fart?
No, well, I'm peeing.
You know, I was pushing the pee out and like unexpectedly.
I literally almost broke up with her.
Magnitude 8.1, guys.
It's a breakup.
Yeah, it was a breakup fart for sure.
Deep within.
Yeah, and it echoed too because I farted into the toilet and it's like reverberated in the toilet walls.
Yeah, that fucked me up, guys.
I have another fun fact if you want to hear it.
Oh, God.
Please, more fun facts.
I love fun facts.
I love tiger bellies.
I have a fun fact.
There we go.
I have a fun fact. Did you guys know that Anya wrote the song Return to Innocence?
Oh, God.
Even though if you Googled it online or if you asked Anya herself, did you write the song Return of Innocence or record it or even do a cover it and she'll say no.
But you know what?
That's a fact.
You know why that's a fact?
Because fucking Kalyla in the car there today goes, you know what?
Because I was playing Anya on my car.
He was playing Orinoco Flow.
Orinoco Flow, the song.
Great song.
That's a good song.
I go, yeah, that's their number one song.
No.
She goes Return of Innocence is their number one song.
Return to Innocence.
Whatever it is.
And I never heard of that song.
I'm a huge Anya fan.
I have all that shit.
Even the Lord of Rings shit.
I've never heard of it.
So I Googled it.
Couldn't find it.
You go to fucking iTunes.
It's not even in our top 100 songs.
And she argued for like 20 fucking minutes in the car.
And she's adamant.
You're fucking wrong.
Bobby, you're retarded.
And all that shit.
And guess what?
Enigma wrote it.
It's enigma.
Did you check it?
Yeah.
But then.
I couldn't fucking believe it.
So I got, we got to the point where I was actually able to convince him that this was
an Anya song that was only released in the Philippines and Australia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You went to those jobs.
I mean, you guys, I went through lengths.
You were wrong.
But no, I didn't know I was wrong at this point.
But I was able to convince him and he goes, huh.
You might be right.
So I was, but I was still so I really wanted to like for him to listen to the song.
So I Googled or I put it on YouTube.
And as soon as I saw enigma instead of Anya, I was like, oh dear God, do I let this conversation
die now that I've actually won the discussion?
Or do I tell the truth?
What did you do?
I looked over, we were driving to Bray and I looked over and I said, I made a mistake.
And we both laughed.
And we laughed so hard for 30 minutes.
I conceded.
I mean, I waived my white flag.
It was my bad.
And I had a really righteous moment and I was wrong.
And I'm sorry.
So that happened.
I have another fun fact.
Go ahead.
I love your fun facts.
Say your fun facts.
Well, just because I was able to see your missing tooth from this angle, Bobby has about
nine missing teeth.
Okay.
That's a fact.
Fun fact.
I don't want anyone to.
I mean, is it now you want to go into fun facts?
You want to really get into fun facts?
All right.
He has to full swallow carne asada because he can't do it.
Oh yeah.
Her friend Jessica wears a scarf because she has a gigantic cyst on her fucking neck.
What is Jessica?
Poor Jessica.
What?
She has an epidermal cyst.
I thought it was a fashion thing.
No, she was wearing a scarf for the last two weeks and I figured it out.
She's going to kill you.
I don't give a fuck.
Well, we tweeted Dr. Bimble Popper.
If you want to do fun facts, we'll do fun facts.
But we don't want to do fun facts.
We don't have to do fun facts.
Don't understand me?
Fun facts.
Now listen to this.
Okay.
I want to also want to say, Brea, I played there the best crowds ever.
I really believe that it was Tiger Belly that pulled me through.
The ticket sales were amazing.
The people were amazing and had a really good time.
In fact, that was a very good birthday week for myself.
So many things happened.
Number one, I turned old, 45.
Number two, I did get sick.
I'm really sick right now.
My mom, you know, the new Iron DLC came out.
So much fun.
Right in time for your birthday.
They took me to dinner last night.
We all took you to dinner.
Great.
Thank you.
What was my gift from you, Gilbert?
My gift is here.
No, that fuck you.
I get paid next week.
I get paid next week.
I understand that.
But you don't show up to people's birthday parties without a fucking gift, man.
He helped pay for the meal.
Really?
Yes, he did.
There's no fucking way.
A small portion of it.
I want to know how much.
He paid the tip.
I put, like, 40 bucks.
Yeah, he did.
You did?
Yeah.
Aw, that's nice.
And I need that money back.
Do you really need the money back?
I don't need the money back.
I'm going to get you.
I'll lend money.
No, I don't need the money back.
I'll lend you the money.
And then last night, when we watched a movie last night, we saw...
Blair Witch.
The Blair Witch.
Were you guys scared?
You know what?
I was.
I'm scared of everything, though, so I'm not...
I've never seen...
I don't know where you even get into it, is that...
Khalilah screamed.
In the movie theater?
No.
She screamed the most at...
That's not true.
I just want to say...
That's not true.
But there's a fun fact.
There's a fun fact.
Oh, I also screamed.
I screamed during appropriate scary moments.
The theater was completely quiet with you guys.
And all you hear was...
Ooh!
Wait, who did that?
It was you.
All right.
Wait, okay.
Why was there a ghost there?
There was no ghost.
No, nothing scary.
You just freaked out over her.
I just freaked out over nothing.
You know what she did?
What?
She saw a white dude with a little mud on his face.
And she screamed as if that was the Blair Witch itself.
I did.
Yeah.
And everyone's looking at her like,
What the fuck is a white dude?
Was he even a shock?
Was he even a shock?
He came out of nowhere.
There was a little bit...
Yeah, but still was a white dude.
He came around the corner and it was...
He had mud on his face and I freaked out.
Yeah.
Scraped.
That movie was not good.
But it was scary at times.
But isn't that the point of a scary movie?
I can only base it on how scared I was.
Out of all the realism...
I know that scary movies aren't realistic
and they're not grounded in any kind of truth.
Maybe there are, you know what I mean?
But there are just certain things I just couldn't get over.
And the beginning is...
And I'm going to say something and I don't want anyone listening to think that I'm a racist.
Because I'm not.
And I'm also going to ask a question.
So it's just a question.
But do black people go camping?
Yes.
Who?
I will say I've been camping twice in my life.
Never.
I never went with the black people.
Never even seen a photo of it.
Mostly white people.
And I'm sure...
I'm sure there's five.
Five in the world.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sure there's one Asian guy who's a NASCAR driver.
We don't know his name.
Because he goes...
He loses every fucking race.
Last place, right?
But that in itself.
Two black people camping.
It just threw me out.
Yeah.
The whole movie?
You saw that?
Yeah.
Also, there's a point where this black guy and his girlfriend who happens to be African
American also, they cross a river, she steps on something.
She's obviously, she's in a lot of pain.
It's bleeding.
It's terrible.
At that point, this is what I would do.
Hey, guys.
Well, first of all, I would never even go into the forest.
Yeah.
Also, the premise in itself is some dude's sister was in the original Blair Witch and
he wants to go look for her like 25, 20 years later.
Oh, that's for the sequel.
Yeah.
Ask me to come with you.
Hey, do you want to go find my sister?
Where?
In the forest?
Nope.
But it's just...
I'd rather stick an M80 in my butthole and let it on fire.
Bobby, that's...
I don't care.
Your sister's dead, dude.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
She's dead.
It's 24 years.
That's it.
That's the conversation.
Okay.
So this black guy goes, oh, cool.
With my black girlfriend, they cross the river.
She gets hurt.
And then all of a sudden, he doesn't turn around and go, we got to go to the hospital.
That's what I would do.
All right.
That was like early on.
And I have personal experience with something like that.
With me?
No, no, no.
I went camping.
Okay, good.
And I had my skateboard with me and I bombed this hill and I got into a really, really
bad accident to where my nipple was basically, my left nipple was basically hanging on.
You don't bring a skateboard into the mountains.
No, no, no.
It wasn't.
There was a little like cave that area and like sand and no fray.
Terrain, heavy terrain.
It's like I went swimming with my football.
It wasn't like deep into the fucking woods is what I'm saying.
It wasn't deep.
There were still some little like streets here and there.
It was like a California campsite.
And I had road rash from my chin all the way down to my ankles.
Like I mean, just, yeah, honestly, I actually had road rashes in my pussy.
My nipple.
Inside the pussy.
Everything.
My hands were all like everywhere.
I had gravel all over my body.
And what'd you do?
And I stayed there.
That was the first day.
At the first day I got into an accident and I stayed there the whole weekend instead
of going home.
Okay.
Who were you dating at the time?
Nobody.
Okay.
You're alone?
Because.
Who were you with?
Who were you with?
With Jessica, my sister.
Okay.
And the only reason that I stayed is because I didn't want to ruin everyone else's weekend
and I had like guilt about it and I got, I want people to feel sorry for me.
But that's one thing.
It's like, but it's still not like you gouging your foot where it's obviously infected.
Like hospital.
Yeah.
Like we need to go to the hospital.
Well, also they were in the thick of the Maryland forest that looks scary and very,
very.
Yeah.
But here's the thing.
The reason why they all died and if you haven't seen the movie, I'm sorry.
It's Blair.
It's Blair Wish.
Right.
But the reason why, and they explained it in the movie is that you have to spend the
night.
Yeah.
And they hadn't spent the night at the time.
So if I was the black dude, we wouldn't have been dead because we would have been in the
hospital, which is something that you're supposed to do anyway.
But that was that.
It was fun though.
I guess.
Breathe in better than that.
Oh, don't breathe.
It's a great movie.
Yeah.
Choose that one.
Very good.
Yeah.
Don't breathe.
It's way better.
But still fun to watch.
I still thought it was very scary, but I'm also not a good critic of scary movies because
my standard is so low.
Everything scares me.
The music scares me.
A white guy with mud.
Yeah.
It was amazing.
And I'm sure other people in that theater were like, who the fuck is that?
It wasn't scary at all.
But I screamed a lot.
And I want to also propose a question real quick, and I don't want to start a fight or
anything.
And I want you, baby, I don't want you to get angry with me.
I'm sick.
I don't feel great.
Okay.
This is last night I was playing the New DLC with my brother and some friends.
Yeah.
And my brother's girlfriend goes, okay, that's enough.
And he got off.
Wow.
Because she probably drove an hour to go see your brother and spend some time with him
because she doesn't see him every day.
Regardless of what the reason is, that's not going to keep him.
Keep him.
That in itself, that kind of behavior is going to make him go fuck this.
I think your brother's girlfriend is a doll.
She's amazing.
Super nice.
I think that she's smart.
Yeah.
I think that she's full of character.
I think that she's so easy to be around.
I understand that.
I love her.
Exactly.
That's not what I'm saying.
The thing is, is that, you know, the DLC has just dropped.
Let the dude play.
Did he rage out after that?
No, he was just like, okay.
And he just kind of disappeared.
But they don't see each other every day like you and I.
And she drives an hour to see him.
So yeah, if I go drive an hour to see a dude and he just plops on his couch and plays video
games the whole night, no, I'm out.
Can I just say that I'm going to do a reverse?
I need to get some dick.
If I go drive an hour and I don't get dick, I'm out.
Okay.
Can I just say this?
Can I just say this?
What I'm going to say is, if, let's say you were, you love hula hooping, okay?
You're addicted to it.
You love hula hooping.
You grew up with it.
You watch the videos, right?
And one day you waited a year for this new hula hoop to happen, right?
It's like light.
You know what I mean?
It's got tech.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
More circular.
Yeah, circular.
You know what I mean?
You Google, you read about it and it drops and you said, you know what, Bobby, I'm going
to be on this hula hoop for three days.
I'll be, go, go get it.
Go do it because I know that you're happy when you do it and I want to make you happy.
Yeah.
But also can I say something?
And even if you lived in Alaska and I flew up there, yeah, hula hoop your fucking ass up.
But that's the point.
If I tell you, Hey, Bobby, I'm going to hula hoop for three days.
Yeah.
How about you don't drive from L.A.
No.
I want to see you.
Nope.
Nope.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just telling you how I am because I love you so much.
I will.
I will go.
You know what?
You go to a different house.
I just want to be even in your vicinity.
I want your happiness to radiate through the walls to like go into my fucking soul.
And I want to see your face light up because you're so fucking happy and you could do it
for a year, every day for a year.
And if I didn't see for every day of your year, I would be bummed because I haven't
seen you.
And as long as you're happy, I'm happy bullshit.
And that's not what you did.
I don't think it is right for us to ever discuss anything relationship wise with your
brother.
That's his private life.
And you should never.
We just gonna be upset that we even talked about this.
This is a who cares?
That's none of your business.
What they do do together.
How they deal with it.
It affects me though.
It doesn't affect you.
The only reason it affects you is because he's been your toy, your whole life.
And now your playmate is playing with somebody else and you're jealous.
Now it's getting good.
Now it's turning into Ricky Lake.
I love it.
It's turning into Ricky Lake.
No, I'm bummed because I'm standing in a fucking with aliens surrounding me on the
Cosmodrome.
Right.
Steve.
Steve.
Yeah, Bob.
No, you're not there.
Oh, bye, Bob.
You're just cuddling with a girl that you're like in bummed and angry.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
That's what he abandoned his brother in war.
That's why I'm mad.
Okay.
Brothers in arms.
I see.
And Steve.
He doesn't know.
He's not gonna listen to this, but people always write some shit and they always make
him aware that we had a discussion and it's not fair to him.
Well, I want him to know that.
Well, also.
Through a podcast form.
Yeah.
Second hand.
You can cause some drama and a fight with him.
Watch.
I won't.
Trust me.
I won't.
No, I won't.
That's his relationship.
Let him handle it as he sees fit.
I will not.
You know.
She's cool.
I want it to work.
Okay.
But she likes the Red House painters.
How cool, how much cooler can she be for you that took your favorite band and she actually
knows their song.
I'm just telling her if she's listening that that's not the way into his heart.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay.
Okay.
And I apologize.
I like again.
He's sick.
I'm sick.
I'm confrontational.
And I say things.
Maybe black people do camp.
You know, I just ask questions.
Okay.
The only thing.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, baby.
Um, Bobby and I, I always tried, I need a lot of reassurance sometimes.
And the other or last week I asked him, Hey, like, if I got really, really fat, would
you stay with me?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, if you, I'd want, I want you to gain 40 pounds.
Like, okay, what if I lost like one of my limbs?
Would you stay with me?
He's like, yeah, of course, sweetie.
I love you.
Blah, blah, blah.
So I was like, what if like 60% of my body, mostly my face was burned?
He goes, of course, of course, of course.
So I show him a picture that I did not show you a picture of a woman, a burn victim who
recently got engaged to her husband.
And what do you think he said?
I asked him, would you stay with me?
If I look like this, no, I would, she has to wear a mask and that's not, that's not,
you're still with her.
I'm still with her.
You're loyal.
Yeah.
Just put on a mask.
Yeah.
Where, you know, when it was Halloween, Mike Myers Halloween, a hockey mask, or you can
change it up every day.
I do a different mask.
I'm Nixon.
All of a sudden, you know, you're okay with that.
I'm okay with it, but I don't want, because what happens then is this, okay?
You go, you go.
Is is that then you have to kind of, when you work to dinner and then like I run into
a friend, then you have to explain what happened, but you don't have to explain the mask.
Oh, because it's like, I met her before that she's artsy in that way or whatever.
You know, silver like, yeah.
But yeah, I mean, no, I don't know.
I don't know what that's like.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I won't.
You don't think I would.
What about you?
Khalilah?
Bobby gets his arm burned.
His whole arm burned.
It's like a burn.
Okay.
He loses an eye.
Of course.
Yeah.
But if I lost an eye and if I was in a fire, I wouldn't want to live.
I mean, I'm depressed as it is.
And I, this is a, this is a sad thing to say.
And I want to be, I'm going to say something that if I was, if I couldn't walk or I couldn't
feel my dick from a car accident, I really don't know if I would stick around.
If I went blind, I don't know.
I might just kill myself.
No.
No, just listen.
I don't know.
I'm asking the universe, would I, would I not?
I don't know.
But my opinion now would be, maybe I would.
You know, it's funny that you say that.
And I think maybe I've mentioned it in a previous episode, but when my, my grandfather always
used to say the same thing.
He always used to say, I don't want to live past 60.
I don't want to live past 60 because it's like, what kind of quality of life am I going
to have after that?
This was like 25 years ago or 20 years ago or something.
And I, I always used to remember this.
And when he was 59, he got diagnosed with lung cancer and only had six months to live.
So on his 60th, 60th birthday, we had like a little back house for him.
My dad set up a little hospital setting with his oxygen and, you know, his bed and everything.
And he was speaking with my dad and mom and he was just shattered talking about why God
would take his life so soon.
I want to live.
I still want to live.
He tried to fight his diagnosis.
He really, really could not accept that he was going to die and he died at the age of
60.
Yeah, but that's different.
I'm not saying that if I want to live forever, no, what I'm saying is, he wasn't in a fire.
No, listen, what I'm saying, no, what I'm saying is he didn't want to live past 60 ever
because he just didn't think like the quality of life.
He just didn't want to be an old guy.
He never wanted.
I mean, I felt the same way for years, but then I watched the oldest for young.
That's my life.
You're fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But what I'm saying is that, okay, so what you're saying to me is that he changed the tune
and he wanted to live.
He absolutely wanted to live.
Okay.
If I was in a fire, maybe, see, that's the thing.
I don't know.
I've never been in a fire.
I think that my dad was very similar to, I mean, he, the last year of his life, he had
a gangrenous foot, you know, and he was in a lot of pain and he was already in his 79
and you would think that, yeah, put me out of my fucking misery and he coded, probably
six times that year, meaning to say they had to like resuscitate him and bring him back
to life.
But he kept telling the hospital, you know, if I, if I, if I flat line, I want to be resuscitated
each time.
He wasn't a DNR.
DNRs do not resuscitate in your papers or in the hospital.
If you're admitted, they always know when, if or when you do not want to be resuscitated
to let you die.
But my dad kept wanting to live and I mean, he was no longer mobile.
He was in the fuck.
He was shitting himself.
He was completely incontinent.
He had a foot that was charcoal black, but it was enough for him to just see his daughters
and even little things like eat lunch with him by his bedside.
Well, he was getting fed, you know, like not real food anymore, but it was enough for him.
So people do want to, you don't know how you're going to feel until you're there.
I don't know.
But also I might be similar.
I think if I'm in a vegetative state, like I probably, and if my mind, you know, like
walk-in syndrome where your mind is fully intact, but your body is completely like vegetative,
I would want to be put out for sure.
Okay.
Well, then you have your thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not over a fucking eye.
Okay.
One eye.
No, I wouldn't.
I want to live after one eye.
One eye is fine.
Two eyes.
Two eyes.
No.
Two eyes.
I probably would.
Even one eye, one ear.
I'd learn.
I would be able to do it.
You know what I mean?
In a circle.
You just have to learn like echolocation, like the dolphin.
Oh, yeah.
But if I was in a fire, you know what I would do?
I would live in a forest and want to be like the bobby witch, like the blurbitch, right?
And have like folklore.
You're the urban myth.
Right.
I'm the urban myth.
Oh, shit.
And I would do fucking crazy shit.
Such as?
When white people camping, I just do kind of things.
When they're sleeping, I just, maybe I'll inject them, I'll find some sort of like ointment
out there that'll make them pass out.
Okay.
You know what's really, we watch.
You're going to let me finish.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Wait, can we pause real quick?
Yeah.
Can you put that dog in her crate?
You put it in the crate, Georgie?
Because she's going to keep barking the rest of the time.
Okay.
So you take the ointment, you inject it in white people.
I don't know what you would get out.
What happens after they fall asleep?
Because they're already asleep.
What?
Well, I would do stuff like, like just, they'll, all the tents, all their clothes, everything's
just gone.
So they're just completely naked.
They wake up naked.
No, they're naked.
Oh, okay.
And then they, I dig, I dig the ditch, right?
And then, but their heads are on the, above the ground.
Shit.
That's some scary stuff.
Right?
Yeah.
I wouldn't kill them.
Right.
And I would have like some sort of what animals live out.
Like, um, Coyote, Coyote poop and it's smeared all over their faces.
Right.
And then I would probably make these little Bobby Lee statues out of wood and they'd
be on top of the coyote poop.
I have a little poop, right?
And they would just know that they, the Bobby witch got them.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
The guy from love.
The guy from love.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you do it, George?
Yeah.
Thank you, George.
I think that is actually one of his like dreams.
I mean, fantasies.
He's, he would never do it in real life.
Urban, to be an urban legend.
No.
To, um, force and seminate people with his sperm, like with a turkey baster.
What?
What did that come from?
Oh, that wasn't what we were talking about.
No, we literally, we literally went from injecting people to fall asleep with some
ointment to inject people with sperm.
You were talking about juice.
I, that's where I thought like you were the Bobby witch, like putting your jizz inside
people.
So you're just impregnating people?
Yeah.
But only guys in their buttholes.
Oh.
Oh.
You want a cream pie butthole.
I want a cream pie buttholes.
But with turkey basters.
Yeah.
Because I think that.
This dog is going to drive me crazy, babe.
No, whatever.
She's barking.
Amiens.
It's not on the bed.
It's driving me fucking crazy right now.
Let's pause until she's done barking.
I also was thinking about this, but you don't know a lot of things.
And there are things in the world that why I think you should know.
So every week I'm just going to ask you a random question about something that I think
you should know.
Okay.
And if you know it, I'm going to give you 50 bucks.
Okay.
It's a little contest.
So every week I'm going to ask you something that I think that anyone that's in show business
or a part of part of pop culture or anything should know.
And if you know it, I'll give you 50 bucks.
If you don't know what I'm going to do 10 of these like things on your arm.
Swap your arm.
Swap.
Swap.
Swap on the arms.
Swax.
Okay.
Do you want to start this week?
Sure.
In the movie, the godfather, the movies?
Who is the brother that portrayed Michael Corleone was a character's name?
I don't remember.
I remember.
Fredo.
Okay.
You should know that.
Seen it movie a long time ago.
You should know it. Okay. How about oh, this is an easier. I'm not gonna track you now because I'm sick. Yeah, but next week
I'm gonna add it on. That was the only one then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah more twacks. Yeah every week
I'm gonna ask you something that I think you should know. Okay. Okay
What's so funny George? Did you know that did you know that?
I'm good news. There's somebody who actually lived out your true life fantasy
There's this doctor in Indiana
Who he's a fertility doctor and he used this own sperm to impregnate a shit ton of women
They thought that they were being you know inseminated by
You know a different sperm and it turns out he was using his own sperm
So it was a sperm bank. No, no, no, he's a fertility doctor. He's the guy who actually so he takes people so
When a woman goes into his practice, right? This is the kind of sperm I want sure white for sure, right? Yeah
They have a right. Yeah smart. Mm-hmm for sure
Mm-hmm, and then he just said yeah, and he just injected yeah
And his reasoning was these women were just so desperate and they really wanted to get pregnant
And I knew for sure like my shit worked. Yeah, and I think that deep down. That's your fantasy to turkey-based people. No
No, no, no, I'll tell you why
because I
Don't want to do that and then 20 years later, you know, I mean, I
Mean a club and I see a dude in the front row that kind of looks like me. Well, that's what happened. What happened
some girl wanted to track down her ancestry and
She was basically able to
Backtrack or like pin it on to him as being the father
and then she found out that she was genetically matched with like 12 other people and
She contacted one of them and one of them was the real son of the doctor. Oh
Like a movie. Yeah, it's like a movie
And so do you sue at that point? I have to I mean the women could I don't know what the grounds. Oh
God, it's like misleading. It's false. It's it's it's unless the kid turned out to be like a fuck-up
Yeah, the kid turned out to be he's murder. Yeah, he shot up a movie theater
Then you could sue but if your kid is a good kid and went to college and you know, you could sweetie
That's violation of my woman parts, you know, you're putting something into me
I don't want you. I don't want your fucking sperm. Maybe listen to me. Yeah
He gave you the sperm 20 years ago, and I love my daughter. You love your daughter
That's right. So without his sperm that specific daughter would not be that
It's so unless the kid is
Horrifyingly bad. Yeah, then you don't have no grounds or also if he's continuing if he's still continuing to do this or to practice
This if the kids are all pretty good kids and keep it like I'd rather have that doctor then
Richard Kulklinsky is your dad
Iceman, you know who murdered 80 people you know the mafia guy, right? Yeah, and you're like, oh, that's why I like to kill puppies
With my hands. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, so it's like it's better than the doctor than that
Right, I'd rather have the doctor than this fucking guy sperm. These are no shit about nothing
Gilbert. Yeah
No shit about nothing then
I bet you he can't even can name me all the Beatles
Yeah, you can okay
Paul with the whole first and last name, please first all McCartney. Yes, Ringo star. Yes
John Lennon, yes, I
Got it. I'm trying to the last name. I think in the last name
That's hard fucking God
I don't fuck around right now, George and open last name. I don't know the last day. I tried to get the last name
That's it. That's it. That's Ford like Ford. You don't know. You don't know baby. That's it
Stop that stop that George here George here, George
George here, that's it. You're done. You're done. You're done. What was it though? George Harrison?
Harrison Ford
That's three out of four. No that that is
Really bad. That's not really bad. Oh, yeah, it's the fucking Beatles dude George Harrison so forgettable
I love George Harrison. Don't get me wrong. I love his song. I do like him
I'm just saying he's an easy one to forget. He wrote
Who loves his son? Yeah, okay. He wrote
Something you know, I mean he wrote a lot of the classics dude every every other episode you come here all right
It's about I know everything about the Beatles and anyone who doesn't listen to white album is trash
But it's like okay. What the fuck else do you know? Can we can we step outside of the Beatles something then bitch three songs from the platters? Oh
60 this is a well-known group. Yeah, yeah, if you think
Grandparents play there fucking you're you're now close to being a villain from a Batman
Okay
I'm gonna tell you this right now. Yeah, if you say rock and roll one more fuck. Oh, I told you last week not to say fucking rock
And roll and you've been saying it every fucking day now
You said it yesterday fucking dinner rock and roll right and you're trying to do it to fucking get on my bad side
Okay, George. Look at me right now. Don't ever say rock and roll again. I mean you could say it in a sentence
Like I like rock and roll but not as a
Statement, you know, you know what I'm saying, okay?
Yeah, yeah, so what I'm saying to you is is that the platters is not even in the same dimension as the Beatles
And I don't want to talk about this. Whoa a lot of influences for soul in the platters
Sixties, you know the song if you let me ask you that. Okay. Name me three CCR songs
Cretus Cretus
Green River oh Green River go ahead. Green River is one one of them
They're not in the same dimension as the Beatles
All right, can we just move on I don't want to move on
You don't know everything either so stop making people around you feel bad when they don't know every
Every everything about the Beatles and also, can I just say something John Lennon?
Not that great of a person
Why oh you haven't read the why I don't know what happened. What do you tell me why I just read it on vice
You rape someone know the reason that he and I think he admitted to it too
The reason that he preached peace and love all the time was because he was naturally inclined to be this like abusive person
And he he his mother abandoned him. Just listen to what I'm saying. Okay
He wrote the white album at that point you can do whatever you want
And she shut up for a second. Okay, and you and I've had this fucking conversation before
Okay, and I'm gonna say something and we might not even let it air this fucking podcast about what I'm about to say
Okay, but what I'm saying right now is is that?
I
Some someone like John Lennon dying isn't the same we've talked about as an Eskimo dying. Oh
Okay
What I'm saying is is that there are just some people in the world right they put their footprint
They change cultures with their work, right? They move people
Those people are important like if you ever see like a disaster movie, right?
And they say you know what they say well, we have this
You know this shelter or this underground bunker, but we're doing a lottery
But we still have to you know
Scientists and certain doctors and artists we already pan-picked them. They're already gonna come into the thing
Why do you think they fucking do that? So retards don't fucking run the world
Right, so it's there. They're just some people. I'm not saying I'm one of them
I'm a retard. I'm gonna be left out of the bunker me to the fucking what the tsunami is gonna get me with a meteor
I think we're all outside of the yeah, we're out of the bunker. I'm not saying that I'm one of George
Maybe no, you're he's the first one to die
But yes, he is like Trump is safe. He's like Tia Leonie. He's gonna be a guy on the beach with his dad
So they watch they watch just watch it happen. Yeah, and then you just get yeah, that's what you I love Tia Leonie. I did too
But anyway, um, what are you what are your thoughts on um, Brangelina? I'm breaking up. I
Know Bobby Bobby's thoughts
I'll give fuck. Yeah, he doesn't care. Oh really. How dare you I
Grew up with them both of them. Yeah, I grew up there with their work
The way both their works. Yeah, I didn't die. What do you think?
They were together for a very long time. All right, they had a bunch of kids together so many right to biological ones, right?
Three three biological ones
They have three real ones kids that are biologically, you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna say something cuz I'm sick
Adopting, you know people go. I was adopted. You weren't I use the other word for that abandoned. Yes
Yeah, you know, yeah, I mentioned I mentioned that before. Okay. It's like yeah, these people that's not real though
What happens when you adopt a child I'm not gonna adopt one what happens we just see like
What do you know what happens? I don't I'm not gonna do one a baby looks at you. They're like wow
I wish my father. Oh, but you made a connection with the baby. It's looking at you Bob
It's looking you be my father before Kailah
I think I matched up with a girl on Tinder like to go on a date and she had a baby and I said no oh
Okay, why?
Because it's not my baby
I'm cute. No, no, no, no, no, it's that's not why you didn't date her. Oh, why you didn't like her enough
Because I think that any man will make concessions for a woman. He really loves kid or no kid
I think if he's really into a woman, it doesn't matter how many kids she has that's what it is
You didn't like her enough
maybe
But also it's like if I'm gonna be a father. I just want it to be my genes
You know, that's just not always how the world works though Bobby, you know
Relationships and kids get abandoned and or orphaned
You know and sometimes a good man steps into the picture and raises a child
That's not their own and my dad did that, you know, shout out to our I haven't adopted sister. You're right. You're right. I'm a failure
You're right. You're just sick. I'm just sick and I say all kinds of things when I'm not thinking straight. I
Might as well. I'm kick you while you're down some more
Do you guys ever
Does this ever happen to you where you have we're all night you dream about you have dreams about one person like a random person
Somebody you're not even romantically interested in someone. You've never even
Considered interesting in the past, but you wake up feeling like you're destined to be with them because you've had this you dream about them
Do you ever get that?
I do yeah, right so it's exactly like that. So if someone does you wrong in a dream and then you're we wake up mad at them like
Well, for instance, if I if if I have a dream of him cheating on me, I wake up angry at him
Okay, why'd you do that, right? This guy you're drinking above. I'm just saying this. Am I the only one?
Yes, this happens to I'll dream where it's like a random like in the past
I've dreamt about when I was in a teenager. I dreamt about my swim coach who's like who was is a fat like lardy gross fucking dude
And you wake up having the feels for them
Who is it?
It was some guy. He's married already, but it was some guy who I went to
College with that. I never had any like romantic link to but I woke up this morning feeling like I should find him
Oh, wow, okay. I'm crazy. Maybe I'm just crazy, but then the way the feeling wears off as the day goes on so
You're we're still dating right? Yeah
You're my girlfriend, right? Yes, you live with me. Yeah, and you're having fantasy fuck fantasies with fucking some other
It wasn't a fuck fantasy. You know what we did we laid in bed and stared into each other's eyes
That is even worse than that. What is his name?
Trevor his name is Trevor. You swore to God. Yeah, Trevor if you're listening
Trevor if you're listening right now, uh-oh if you even contact my girlfriend or text her, I don't give a fuck
And you do any kind of winky-winky, you know slice shit, I'll get you
I'm gonna say this to
Trevor
People think that I don't know people
People look at me and they go Bob. He's just a comedian. I know fucking people dude. I know people from the underworld, bro
You know, I know dudes that will do things to Kate Beckinsale. Okay. Good movie
Not that underworld. Oh
Okay, and so, you know, you laugh in my face you ridicule me, right?
Remember this my fucking phone list goes deeper than just ha ha people. I
Know David spade. He knows aliens
Okay, I know David spade
You know really you had that fantasy. I don't care. You want to leave me I don't I'm just
I haven't dreamt about another woman. I'm certain I'm not the only one who ever feels this way
This happens at least like three four times a year when I'm like, why the fuck do I feel it's like this
It's like when you when I want to use drugs
I'm a recovering drug addict and alcoholic, right?
You think it through
Okay, so when you go I go God, I wish I could smoke some pot. All right, think it through
He's so pot. What happens the next day? You probably want to smoke more pot
You know me and you think it through and then at six months through in your head
If the end is always
Inevitably bad or awful or nightmarish. Okay. Same with women. Yeah, I might look at a girl. Wow
She's really attractive, but the same and then what happens? Okay
It's always a nightmarish
impossibility
Bad thing or not. No, it is because the thing is is this I am one of those that believe that
Is that you and I are not
seeing each other through random chance that there is a cosmic
Universe that brought us together
Because I believe that I would not have a podcast if it wasn't for you
I believe that there are certain things that I wouldn't have gotten in my career if it wasn't for you because you forced me into do
Doing auditions that I don't want to do like fucking problem child
I didn't want to go in for problem child and she goes we fought in the middle of the street and she's going and I went in
I got it. I mean didn't get picked up
I got paid really good money. Okay, so my point is is that we I feel like we're all here in some sort of like
There's some sort of cosmic glue keeping us together
So I don't think that way if you think that it's it's not that and get out of the relationship
I'm not threatening to leave you bro. Yeah, you're having fucking fantasy fuckhole dreams about other people
Trevor Trevor Trevor that's superficial and it just it belongs in the REM part of my life, you know, I don't have dreams like that
You don't you dream about you don't have dreams because you're depressed
So you sleep and then you remember closing your eyes you wake up and it's a new day
Kind of like that. Whoa, it's I see you to me and then I hear well
I mean lately I hear a dog mark
And then I hear like goonie trying to get either in or out of the room
Mm-hmm. I ignore it. It's my cat. Yeah, and then I um, I
Do this one?
Yeah, you a lot said you eat. Yeah, and then I wake up and I feel groggy
Life and then I immediately think what do I look today? Nothing?
I'm certain that you dream. You just don't remember any of them when you get up
Sometimes I do
You do dream. I mean I I have reoccurring dreams that I've like had since I've been a kid. Oh, you have same dreams
Oh, yeah, I have a really good cool ones. I have one reoccurring on here. I'm one of my reoccurring dreams. Yeah, that I
So I want I'm on a plane. Okay, and it gets shipwrecked on an island. Okay. I'm the only one alive
And there's no food like there's it's like an island. That's an uninhabited. There's no boars or anything
But what they do have in the island, right? Thousands of years ago a meteor crashed in it
And it's got this reddish pink glow to it this meteor and it kind of calls me
It's in the center of the island. So I just kind of go. Why am I going toward the center there?
I'm hungry. I should figure out but I there's something that
I gravitate for toward it and I get to it and an energy out of the meteor comes into my body, right and all of a sudden
My mind my brain, you know how we only
Certain percentage of our brain we use we use it opens up all the channels in my brain
It also makes me like limitless limitless and also makes me
Kind of psych I'm psychic and also I can fly. I'm like a superhero
Yes, basically the Superman origin. Yeah, but no, it's not it's not that because I do things
Because then what happens is that because now I have a prophecy
I also because you know the reason why the meteor is there is because it's a meteor, right that the whole there's galaxies
And there's all these alien races and war and this and that that was the one little there's something in there a particle in there
That they are all looking for and I got it and it's in me forever, right?
And I can also see the future and what I see is a thousand years from now that there's gonna be a gigantic takeover from aliens to earth
So everything that I do now is to prepare for a thousand years from now aliens are gonna take over
Okay, I'm not done. Okay. Okay. So here's what I do number one
I don't want people to know that I have the power so secret. So what I do is I make a fucking
Raft out of wood and stuff and then I fly to the middle of the ocean
And I just plop on it and I wait for like a cargo ship to pick me up
So I want people to think that I made this Raft. Yeah, then they take me
I rescued I go to Hawaii right and then you and Steve and everyone comes to see that people cry
My parents are still alive. They cry welcome back
But what I start doing is is that because I'm psychic and stuff like that I go to Vegas and I make a lot of money
Yeah, cuz I had any money
They can't even get you because you're not counting cards. You just have you know, yeah, I'm super powers, right?
I just make a whole lot of money through gambling and then I make an underground scientific bunker where I create number one
I can create a thing that makes other people live forever
Number two, I can also I'm making androids too
I'm doing a lot of things to like prepare for this thing from a thousand years from now all coming from a guy who says he doesn't
Dream and that's an awesome. No because it's not really a dream
It's like I dreamt it, but there's also in my head right when I go to sleep. I think about it. It's the same story
You think about it. Yeah, I think about like five stories. They're all kind of in-depth like that
Yeah, that's one of them. But anyway, it just keeps going like that. Why do you think you think of that?
What is the parallels to this reality?
Shit, I have another I have a soccer one too. I'll just share that I know that soccer one
Yeah, you told me about that play for a huge team
No, but it's even weirder than that that I'm from like a family like like my sister's Lucy Lou
My mom and my dad are in showbiz
My mom and dad my dad's a huge director, right? Yeah, and my mom is like she's like a costume designer
But they're also Korean they have like accents, right and they have four kids, right? The oldest kid is like a huge director
The my sister second right is a actors like Lucy Lou the third one is like David Cho
Who's like an artist a kind of a deadbeat but really talented and the fourth one is a soccer player of me?
Wow, right? And so my parents are so busy that my uncle, right?
He was in the soccer and he babysat me
So I as a kid learned like I fell in love with it, right and I'm double-footed, right and then
It gets it goes really done and then he I try out for a team in LA, right? I'm a prodigy
Then I here's what happens though. I get into the under-16s USA national soccer team
I qualify us for the World Cup and then they don't bring me to the World Cup
Why it's a weird because they because I'm a recluse. I don't listen to the coach. You're not coachable
I'm not coachable because I'm so good trouble right trouble. So then this is what happens right in the dream, right?
So then I don't I get I get lost and I'm like 15 16 years old
I'm fucking sad and then the Red Bulls New York Red Bulls
They call me up there just to because they know that I'm talented and to see and Terry on read
Sees me because on re used to play for the Red Bulls and then what happens is in the thing is that now the Red Bulls are trying
To sign me right but Tira Henry does like a back room thing with our some vagro come check this kid out
Yeah, I signed with Arsenal
Right, right. It gets even crazier. He goes crazy. Are you your five foot three self? No. Oh
Oh, you're six one. Wow. Yeah, I have long hair. I'm like weird. I want to date but also but my
Go ahead. But also in the in the thing is that I'm really kind of like
Bellateli where like I do we're predictable. I do weird shit in interviews
I'll like hug the guy for a very long time. Look at Jack. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I'll just do gibberish
You're like, I'm really crazy, right?
But this is what happens is is that the Arsenal fans are mad that they fucking bought me because I'm an American, right?
So, you know, I think I'm going to be traded or not, but we start having injuries
And then drew gets injured in my fantasy your third string. I'm like ninth string
And then one day we're fight. We're playing at home against Tottenham and
And Tottenham's being us three zero and we have no more strikers. They're all her and so they they sub me in, right?
I score four goals. Oh
Yeah, so it goes it goes crazy
Watching yeah, I have all these little fantasies in my head that I do when I go to sleep
So what please and I have so I have so many of them. I really do I have so many good ones in my head
I've done for years. There's like five or six anyway. Yeah. Wow. Yeah
Question, but here's another thing kind of no, I'm not done yet. I'm not done with here's another thing though in that, right?
See my sister's way older than me, right? So George Clooney used to date my sister. She's a famous agent. Yeah, right
No, but George Clooney, right?
I just have these fantasies that George Clooney comes to the Arsenal matches because I don't want all the Arsenal player
They want they want I want them all to think that I'm weird
Yeah, but then I have all these celebrities because my parents grow grew up in Hollywood. Yeah, you have connects that like just people come out
Yeah, I mean to see me like Obama comes
After presidency though
Yeah, yeah, so it's like and then like but I'm also don't talk to anybody. I'm really shy
Right and also I'm an artist too. Just like my brother like the David Joe character and I was I don't date girls
I'm asexual
Well, just paint. Yeah, I wear like, you know, like I'll go to coffee shops near Emirates Stadium, right?
Wearing like a sombrero, you know, I mean a poncho and like flippers like I'm just really eccentric
Well, people were just right about me this guy's so fucking crazy, but I'm better than Messi. It's anyway question
Speaking of
Sexuality, yeah, that's you know, that's actually like a legit thing right when people and someone is asexual they have no desire in
Lions, yeah, they have no desire in their lines to actually perform any type of like coitus or feel any type of like physical like sexual
Pleasure
And I did I use when I was younger I used to not believe it like how can you not?
Want to at least like perform sex, but these people still want to date. They want to hold they want the the bonding like emotional like
Like connection, but just want nothing to do with the loins. Yeah, and they can have like lifelong relationships
This guy if Trevor you're not gonna leave me for him. I'm not leaving you and I just want to remember
I love you so much. So don't leave. I'm not. Oh my god. Are you kidding me?
You're the ninth string player from Arsenal who just scored four gold everyone gets injured. I'm dating you
We're together. That is so attractive. I really thank you for being in my life
I really you know what when I met you at maker a long ago. I knew keep down inside. This is gonna happen in youth Gilbert
I
All right, okay. Yeah, man. I'm sorry. Oh, sorry. All right, and the platters are not like the Beatles
Yeah, but they're not you should know
The songs are well covered. I'm like, I'm also with those fucking slipper at your fucking face. Okay. Oh a Georgia slip
No, these are mine. Go ahead. Give me a helpful advice with Bobby at Kalala. This is from our friend Thomas
Hey guys, I'm a seven two-year-old guy from a small time in Maryland, and I am a fourth Filipino
My grandfather was the only person I knew who was from the Philippines. He passed away a few years ago
And I'm trying to find the Filipino man inside of me. I live in a really white area where there's no culture at all
I have no clue how to tap into that great culture without my grandpa
And I don't want to just Google facts. How do I find myself or my family's culture in a white man's society?
Thank you very much. Keep doing what you're doing. Thomas. Where does he live? I mean, I didn't know that
I'm just a rural white area. He doesn't have a real white. I mean, oh, Maryland
Oh, you see
17 he's 17. Well, I mean you're young. I mean, I grew up in a white area also and I didn't have a really I mean
there was only one
Asian dude that lived went to my school that I
Remember even knowing, you know, and then um
And I didn't know any and it's like you
When you leave you go out into the world you will find your people you will find
You know in your culture
As soon as he came to LA, it was just a great eye-opener for me. I went to the spas. I went to Korean restaurants
I met other Koreans that were like-minded
Like David Cho people like that and you will find your people and I now
I'm so blessed
Then I am
Korean I'm so proud of that fact. I don't want to be anybody else
I love being fat and weird and walking into situations and have people go who the fuck is that weird dude?
I like that and
This Filipino guy you're too young
But when you go out into the world, you will find your people you will you will you will and also just say it
Open your mind up and it'll come to you. You'll manifest it your people will be drawn to you
So does this kid not feel like he's connected to being Filipino? Yeah, he wants to learn more about himself's culture
And I you know what this is funny that I think that you could probably speak on this Gilbert
You're a Filipino guy. I have my whole family though. He has no one you do but even when I first met you
Oh, yeah, you know, there were a lot of things that I felt you you said that you felt like this connected to like not knowing how
Filipinos like
Legit are and like the Philippines right because it's a very big difference Filipino Americans the Filipinos that grow up there
There is a huge difference. I just thought of something what
Nothing nothing, but I have another suggestion for the guy
If he's a bathtub then what you do you fill the bathtub up? Just listen, okay with water, right?
I'm on and then put in 60 pounds of human shit
There it goes, right and mud and you mix it and just lay in there and just go, you know, I mean, I'm the Philippines
There it is we knew he was gonna bring it out Colada. We knew it, but we were prepared. I mean
We knew I at this point. I feel like Filipinos are gonna be angry
They're gonna be angry at me for dating him and put it like a
In the middle of it and then you're in
Yeah
No, I mean I finished your thought though for this kid
Yeah, I he's 17. I think that you're probably on the right track if you're aware of how little
You know about the culture at least you're aware of that. That's the that's the first step to knowing
Everything is knowing you is accepting that you know nothing
I
Love can you just say this I feel bad for saying
And I want to say it listen. I want to say something about Koreans. I know that in Korea
There's a fucking illegal dog, you know trading going on there
Yeah, they have a dog meat trade industry there and I just discussed the fact that we do that
I love my you guys don't have an excuse cuz you're a first-world country in the Philippines
Like yeah, we eat dog and we do this because we're fucking poor, right?
They're just there's a life of ice, but you guys what the fuck is your problem? You're a rich country get it together
I know so what I'm well, I mean, I don't I'd rather be a fucking mud swimmer. You know what now? Now?
I want to say what I really feel. Oh
You guys aren't even a country. Oh, we're not shit. It's a piece of shit floating in the ocean and there's people on it
It's so funny how he's so protective he's so protective of his motherland Korea
But he was completely treated like shit when he actually went there cuz he doesn't speak Korean well
Your own people rejected you bro
Boom mic drop Koala can do it cuz he's not here to defend himself. Yeah
Thank you guys for listening to Tiger badly God, how long was that and how much do we have to edit dear god?
We're good. We're good. We don't edit anything. Hey, so listen guys
If you haven't already checked out our most recent Instagram post we announced that
We are having a little
Celebration a small one with a handful of with a handful of you guys that we are going to choose sometime this week
We are going to record a live podcast
Cast next Tuesday at 9 p.m. Those of you that get chosen will
Join us and sit with us and sit through an hour of Bobby and I just talking we'll do a meet-and-greet and just have fun
If you haven't already checked out the Instagram post and if you want to be considered for it
Email us tell us a little bit about yourself. Tell us how you discovered the podcast and
And make sure you put in the subject line birthday. Oh, yes, and you know on the email subject line is
birthday so we can
Get back to you sometime this week and shout out to some of you guys with some great emails, right?
We've we've probably I mean my god the amount of emails and the amount of time you guys have actually taken to write the emails
It's been so like warms my heart. I'm glad we have great people that are listening amazing
I mean read every we've all read all four of us have read every single one of your emails
And even if you don't get chosen trust me all for the sheer fact that you've written in four of us
Yeah, or three of us. No, I've read them all to Bobby. Oh, you're on our way to Brea
I read all of them to him and he was getting teary-eyed
Yes, it really really made him feel good. Yeah, because we you guys we just started this 11 months ago and
And it you know, we get a lot of naysayers and a lot of negativity
But you know when you guys when the positive ones roll through rice at the top, it's the greatest feeling in the world
It really is and I can't tell you how many times I cried this weekend just reading those emails like I want to cry right now
It's touching it makes me feel like holy fuck, you know, I
This is something. Yeah. Yeah, this is this is something special and I think that
We're gonna have a good time on Tuesday, and I can't wait to meet some of you guys and
I'll also piggybacking off that
Thank you guys for that thing. I was asking you guys to try to get to a 500 subscribers on iTunes. We're really close
Reviews, sorry reviews. We have more scrapers
Thanks for getting some 40 subscribers we're so excited for all 40 of you. No, we're at like 420 reviews
We're almost at 500 share with your friends, please and if you haven't let us review yet on iTunes
Even though if you're a
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Anything else shows for Bobby Kaleila?
Bobby is going to be at
Levity live in Oxnard, California. Oh, no before this this weekend
He's he is he will be doing oddball
comedy festival in
Houston Dallas and Austin September. I think that's
Whatever Thursday Friday Saturday of this week is and next weekend. He's going to be at Levity live in Oxnard, California
And then after that sometime in October he will be doing punchline in San Francisco
Will you be at Oxnard and San Francisco? I will be at Oxnard. I think we all should be in Oxnard
We should make a weekend of it
I'll be in New York by me there and oh Gilbert's not gonna be there and yeah, I'll probably I love San Francisco still even though
I have my gripes. I
Still I'm probably gonna be there just to get away, but yeah, I think that's all we have for this week
Yeah
Yeah, also just so you guys know if you guys are sending packages to us
We are getting them and Bobby and Kaleila George myself. We love them
So I don't think people don't know if they're getting here, but they are getting here
We do have video of them will release a vlog one day. Yeah
Yeah, well yeah, we'll vlog some of the opening package, but thank you for all the packages and yeah
Thank you a tray sent us sent me this hat last week
Shout out to Trey. We always get this some person from Thailand keeps sending us like lays with different flavors
Oh, I think that's a Roxy. That's Roxy. That's Roxy. Yeah
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