TigerBelly - Episode 66: Mister President

Episode Date: November 9, 2016

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No, welcome to Tiger belly. I'm here your Captain Gilbert Gilbo, a.k.a. old school brown skin for skin. I'm here with my auntie a.k.a. auntie Kay Kalyla or Kalyla Ren. And also I'm here with the captain, former captain for tonight. He is a shipmate. His name is Bobby Lee a.k.a. Captain Bobo. But today he will be just Bobby. Just shipmate. Just shipmate.

Tell them what's going on. It's Tuesday. If you guys can feel it's November 8th. There's an energy in the room. It is 1116 p.m. Pacific time and say that line again. 1116 p.m. Pacific time. Good. Dead on. And there's an election happening. It's done.

It's let's be positive. There's an election happening. It happened. It happened. If you're not familiar with them. One is called to do. I'm gonna just say something. May I take over captain. Yes, sir. Just for a second.

Okay. I didn't want to do a podcast today because, you know, it's it's clear that Donald Trump now is probably going to be the president of the United States. And I am shell shocked in that ptsd. And I have a little bit of rage in my heart. George looks at me in the eyes one more time. I'm gonna smack that fucking face of his. Okay, cause all my anger and resentment

is gonna go toward this fucking pink motherfucker right here, dude, with his pink fucking dick. Now go ahead, sorry. So, what are your thoughts on the election? I really do have PTSD. Listen, I understand that there's anger out there in rural. I've never even said that word before, rural America. I don't know if you forgot,

but this country was not in a good state when George W. Bush left it. That was under the Republicans watch. 9-11 happened during the Republicans watch. Wars broke out during that watch. And our economy was falling apart. Barack Obama came in, he did his best for rebuilding. To rebuild and also give us an alternative

in terms of health care. It's not the best policy in the world, but he gave it a try. But the most important thing is that he would stroll into other countries and I wasn't as embarrassed. No, really, I'm being honest with you. And when he would walk off that plane into Guam or wherever, I'm not Guam,

but like, you know what I mean? Like China, Qingchang land. Qingchang. Yeah, I went, oh yeah, that's our president. That's cool. Not because he's just black, it's because he just was a guy that I could relate to in many ways, somebody that I would probably be friends with.

And then I thought, it's a shoe-in. There's no way that they're gonna elect Donald Trump as our president. And what makes me sad is that, you know, people look at Trump and people that are not doing well in life, you know, maybe, you know, they're having financial hardships. They think that this guy is gonna fight for them

and change policies. He's the problem. He's that 1%, he's a mogul, right? He's a reality show star. He's in it for himself and he's not gonna help you, man. But, you know, he would do these broad stages, we're gonna build a fuck a wall. How? With what money?

Mexico's gonna build it. No, they're not, they're not gonna build it. They're not, you're never gonna build a wall. I don't mind a dumbass in power because I think there have been many dumbasses in power. I don't like ill-intentioned dumbasses. I think he's ill-intentioned. And I think that's my biggest problem with it.

Yeah. I mean, historically, I'm sure we've been I'm sure we've made a lot of mistakes in during the election process. Yeah. But not quite like this one. Yeah. He says things, I know more than the generals

in terms of like ISIS. No, you don't. No, you don't. You don't know anything. You've never been in office before in terms of like, listen, I'm sure you're a great real estate guy. I'd probably take advice from you when it comes to stuff like that. But in terms of anything else,

in terms of running this country, you don't know anything. And I am just absolutely, and you know, people voted for him and probably some Tiger Belly fans voted for him. And I, you won. Congratulations. And we lost.

We lost. You guys won. And you can laugh all you want. But I really believe that it was a bad thing. I think something bad's gonna happen. I think that these people who voted for him, I don't think their lives are gonna change. And it's gonna be pretty quick and clear to them

that their lives aren't gonna change. It's gonna get worse. What? I just wanna know, how is this man even remotely relatable to you? Now, Donald Trump was a, if Donald Trump was a self-made man, if his father didn't just hand him millions, you know?

Then I could understand, oh, okay, I see that he pulled himself up by his own bootstraps and garnered all these millions. And was a self-made man from scratch. But he isn't. He doesn't know the strife. He wouldn't even begin to understand what it's like for all those people who voted for him.

So how on earth is he gonna help them? Not to say, look guys, I voted for Hillary, but I am not, I by no means am I saying that she's squeaky clean. No. They're both monsters. Shady, they're both shady as fuck. But listen, Trump lost me when Jake Trapper, is that his name?

Jake Tapper. Trapper? KK. Tapper? Oh, which one? No, no, no. Jake Tapper. Yeah, CNN God.

That's his name? All right. You have to be like, attack me for it. I'm not. Look, tensions are high right now. We don't need to fight. We have to be united friends. Look at my hands.

Don't attack me. I know, they're sweaty. Okay. Let me see. When he asked Donald Trump about, will you disinvow the KKK and gave it to, what did I say? Disavow. You know what?

Are you an English teacher right now? Or what? Are you teaching a class? I would have a war with me or what, lady? All right. Don't correct me again. If I say a bad, if I, if I don't pronounce something. Look, I've been through a lot.

My Filipino brethren have let me down. It's brethren. I said brethren. No, no. How does it feel? It was brethren. How does it feel? It was brethren.

Okay. Not bravoing. The way you fucking said it, Filipino jungle lady. Now listen to me right now. Okay. He didn't disavow the KKK. He said that at the Mexican judge, because of his heritage or whatever.

He's not fit to serve. He's not fit to serve. It's like, I just, I can't. And, and, and when white people go, hell, we want like on Twitter. It's not always. Stop saying white people. Stop saying that.

Okay. Oh, there's one Asian. And I have a photo of her, by the way. Dude, because yesterday at the Trump rally, there was many Asians. Really? Hell yeah. But this guy tweeted, I said a couple of tweets

and he said, this is what he said. He said, he's, what do you say? He said, we're gonna keep, take our country back. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I mean, MAGA, which I had to ask George what that meant. I don't know what that meant. And I'm like, yeah, but dude, you do realize,

can you put yourself in a minority's shoes for a second and think that because he didn't disavow the KKK, right? And refuse to denigrate them or, you know, push back on that idea that it makes, it hurts our feelings as a minority. Because I want my president to fight for me. And I don't believe that that dude fights for me. And I don't think that white people do that enough.

It's enough with the white people. No, I'm, it's not about white. I have so many white friends. Just call them. Good guy, Charlie. Good guy. George. Who probably voted for Trump.

Whatever. George, who didn't vote for Hillary, by the way. So what, he's a third party voter. What are we gonna do? We can't jump him. This is what I'm gonna do. Anyone that voted for Jill, Jill, Jill, Green, Green. Jill Stein.

Yeah. Jill Greenstein. Jill Greenstein. Did I say that right? Perfect. Fuck you, man. Wow. So anyway, I'm sorry, guys.

I don't even know. Guys, I didn't want to even want to do a podcast, but I'm just feeling so weird. We're feeling flustered. This is what I feel like. It's like my dad calling me. Oh, you play me. I'm my dad.

Okay. Okay. Ring, ring. Hey, what's up, dad? Hi, Bobby. Yeah, what's up? Oh, I have to tell you that, you know, you were born a woman.

Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your dick, your penis, is a clit. Wait, no, no, no. Is that why my penis is so small? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big clit? And we sewed up the hole.

What the? Don't laugh. Why you laugh? I'm freaking out. I'm flustered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We sewed up the hole because I didn't want a daughter. But anyway, that's how I feel.

Oh, shell, shell, shell sharks. Yeah, like, what the fuck? Yeah. That's how I feel. But let's remember. Bobby. Yeah. Steve?

Still what? Steve is not human. Oh, he's an alien? No, no, I fuck up. We won't. No, listen, listen, listen. I fuck up, um, a meerkat. Wait, are you telling me my brother's half cat?

Steve half meerkat. Oh my God. Is that shopping? The meerkat thing's not that funny. That's funny. Yeah. Shut the fuck up, George. Look at me right now, man.

Look at me right now. Gary Johnson. Shut. You voted for Gary Gary. Gary Gary. Yeah, yeah. And you knew he was going to win. And he doesn't know what Aleppo was.

You think that he was going to be the. I vote my conscience every time. No, you're a fuck. You're a hippie. You're a farm. You're a farm. Burning man. White hippie.

Let's not be sore losers, babe. No, shut the fuck up, Klyla. All right, you sew. What dude's sew? He brought a sewing machine. Look at that sewing machine. Look at that singer. Look at that.

Happy Gary Singer. Who, what dude owns a sewing machine? I'm a modern day Renaissance guy. All right, he has. He brings over eggs that he. He has his own chickens that he gives me eggs. That's hippie shit. That's not.

Yeah, that's the problem with America. Hippie shit. Whereas you go get your car. Don't get oil. Get your car. You know what I mean? He's the type to go, this is patchouli. It's pure fucking earth, coconut.

And it's like, no, get fucking cool water like everyone else. Yo. All right. Cool water, so high school. Look at me right now, man. You're off my list for a week. I'm going to tell you that right now, pal.

And I'm sorry, you're the captain. Go ahead. Klyla, how do you feel about your Filipino people not supporting your girl? I just realized, you know, if you're a Trump supporter, I respect your vote. And if you're able to intelligently tell me why you voted for him and it appeals to your lifestyle

and your livelihood and, you know, all your concerns about the country, like I get that. But what I don't get, it's this mass of Filipino people who were recent, who've only been here. They're all on my Facebook, right? Because a lot of them that I grew up with in the Philippines, they probably only lived in this country for maybe, let's say, two years.

They're green, they used to be green card holders. They probably just became citizens. They're not really aware of the state of affairs of America. They don't know the true like, you know, they don't know much. But because I realized that third world countries like the Philippines love a demagogue, they immediately were attracted to Trump. Without even thought or question,

and I was looking through my Facebook feed and I thought, holy shit, my people are letting me down. And it's not for any other reason than they love that kind of figure, a demagogue. They like gold plated shit. That's true. They love the color orange. I don't know if you can see this, George,

but look, I took a photo of Pence. He's our new vice president, by the way. And look at this fucking backstabbing gook right here. This lady right here is an ex-pax wife. Ex-pax? Was that what I said, right? You said ex-pax. Whatever, fuck!

Whatever! Okay, yeah, ex-pax. It's not an English class. It's not an English class. That's true, I make mistakes. Yeah, yeah. This right here, right? Some fucking six-year-old white dude

went to the fucking Thailand and goes, hey, let's get the Asian, okay. She brought her here, right? And she's just a fucking, look at this fucking face. Let me see. This Asian. Oh, that's fucking Asian. What's her face like?

Look at her face. She's like grinning like, yeah. I'm a betrayer. Yeah, I'm a betrayer. I like people. Hey lady, whoever you are, this lady right here, you ain't no Asian to me. Boom.

Okay. You suck the white man's dick. A lot of Asians who suck the white man's. What's wrong with you? Can we talk about other things now? I've sucked white dick too. Are we able to move past this topic is my question. All right.

Okay, I'm just saying that, all right, fine. Let's move on. Well, something positive that happened. Oh no, I'll tell you another negative thing that happened Sunday. I'll tell you another thing Sunday. Okay, so this is what happened, okay? So I was playing Destiny with my new

to fire team this weekend. Okay, we're doing the raid on hard mode. Okay, and so we're now, I have one more level to finish it on hard mode. So we're at the last level. Okay. It's hard to get six guys together that are that good that can finish it.

We finally got it Monday before, because at two o'clock it resets. So I had to finish it before that. Okay, look at Kalilah. She's gonna, we're gonna get a, we got a big fight that night. We got to fight last night. Oh, did we?

Yeah. You all let me in the car. But anyway, so I'm playing and she goes, we got to take the dog to the vet because the dog has a little belly thing. What is it? Our dog recently got spayed and her sutures, her stitches burst open,

which is sort of a medical emergency. Medical emergency, okay. So she goes, we got to go. I go, I know, but we got resets. I have to do it now. It's never gonna happen again to get this far. We got, I know, can you take her? No, I had to go.

And we went and then we got in front of the car. First you said, how about we wait until tomorrow? I'm like, okay, well, I see how you would treat a child now. That's not the same. It's like everything, this is what I don't like about you. You say you're a sober man, but you're not a sober man because of the way that you treat people around you are circling this a new addiction of yours.

You replace one addiction with another and you think that all of a sudden you're absolved from all kinds of bad behavior, but you treat people around you like shit and I'm gonna call you out for it. Yesterday, we needed you as a family. The dog's belly ruptured, it eviscerated and I needed you to come with me.

Oh yeah? Yeah. Gilbert, no, I'm not talking to you baby. And you had been playing six hours of video games up until that point. So for me to say, hey, can I take you away for 30 minutes to go down the street to the vet? It is your responsibility to say yes.

I'm sorry. But in the meantime, you make me walk on eggshells and treat me like shit and you fucking, you cry and you whine and you talk about how the world is ending because you have to leave your 17 year old friends in a video game? Do their parents even know they're playing with a 45 year old man who sucked dick before?

That's true. That's all true. I'm gonna call Danny Garcia's parents. I'm gonna call that British kids' parents. I'm gonna be like, hey, do you know that every day they... First of all, baby, Danny Garcia is listening right now and he's a Danny. You're a great Destiny player.

You're a great Destiny player and your English friend, Trickle is very talented. Trickle? Trickle. Bahel is Trickle. 19. Yeah? Is that real?

Is that true? I don't know. I've never met him, okay? But I wanna say this. I'm gonna call their parents. Okay, I'm gonna say this. When I did suck the dicks, just Danny, Danny listen and Trickle

and the other guys, all right? Omi, okay? I was a kid too. So as a 45 year old man, I didn't... A 17 year old kid. When I was a, I'm 45 now. I haven't sucked young dick. I was young.

Three decades, a long time ago. Exactly, thank you Gilbert for defending me. I was young. So I sucked. You know what I mean? When I got drunk or whatever, my cousin, whatever, whatever, everyone knows.

Everyone knows, okay? But as an adult, I haven't. So don't think that I'm gonna... First of all, you live in England. I'm gonna fly over there to suck your dick. It's so expensive. It's very expensive. I went and pulled it past him.

No, if these guys call me tomorrow and they go, listen, they go, we listen to the podcast and hey dude, I'm sorry. We think you're funny, good comic, whatever, but our parents don't want because you suck. You can't play with us anymore. I'm gonna be like Klyla, we have a fucking problem. I'm gonna make sure that happens.

I'm gonna look for Trinkel's real name. Is that his name? Trinkel? Trickle. I know Danny Garcia. Yeah, you're a good dude. You're good to Danny. And if you're in LA, you can't invite him to my house, okay?

Not just like, hold on, but like to play video games. Yeah, to play video games, stop, not to suck dick. I don't suck dick! He just made it so weird by inviting him over. I'm gonna have his parents listen to this episode. Don't come over. Don't come over. All right, well, you know what?

Anyway, can I just say this? We didn't get to finish it. That's fine. Why did you bring it up then? Because to me, it hurt my feelings, that's all. To get all the negative out of the way. I'm just trying to get the negative out of the way. Your dog's feelings was hurt when her stomach was-

No, we went to the dentist. We went to the vet. It took 30 minutes, didn't it? Yeah, what did she say? It's no problem, go home. No, she didn't say that. Yeah, she's like, yeah, the sutures are popped. And then put ice on it.

But you needed to, we needed to make sure. Okay, I love you. God, you're an idiot. No, I don't suck dick. Let's move on. Let's just move on from that, all right? Danny, don't ever come to this house. Danny, don't ever come to this house.

Don't ever fucking come to this house. Don't ever come to my house, all right? And we're not talking about it anymore. You know, I like my fire team. We'll try again this next weekend. That's fine, okay? So, but this weekend, an up note. Going up, everyone, I'll be positive.

We have a great fight this Saturday. Probably the best fight card I've ever seen in my life as a fan of the UFC. I'm sorry people that don't like, you know, the MMA world, but this is a very big deal. You should watch it. And Connor McGregor's fighting. Eddie Alvarez.

I was gonna say, I was helping you. You know, but I already knew the name. Okay. Sorry, just keep talking. I'm having a Facebook war with somebody. He's the underground kid from Philadelphia. Steven Wonder Boy Thompson. What's up?

Fighting Tyrone Woodley. And our girl, Johanna Yonchakchak, is fighting Karolina Wadah. And it's gonna be a really good card. And I saw the first embedded, and it shows Steven Thompson teaching kids at a school. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, with his dad.

The weapons, yeah. The weapons and stuff, and it was really cute. And then I saw, and then you know what? I saw Tyrone Woodley rolling around with his son. That was really cute too. Man, I bet it's not how to tug at your heart. They really know how to tug at your heart.

And I saw Johanna Florida. She moved to Florida. So it's gonna be a great fight. And people are invited, who's coming? Andy Frog is gonna be at my house Saturday. Cool. Why did you say coo like that? Cue.

No, I'm weird about watching fights with people who don't appreciate this MMA like I do. And there's a reason why I don't go to bars to watch it. If I wanted, if, yeah, it's weird. I'm not being like an asshole or a snob about it, but I enjoy watching it with my people. And if it's somebody new, and it's somebody who's gonna be like,

why are they doing that? It annoys me. Are they supposed to be like, you know, slapping each other? Like it annoys me. I'm not saying that, you know, he is this way, but I don't know him personally. I mean, I hope that he can watch and enjoy. That'd be great.

But you know, I've had experiences like the last fight where 90% of the people that came over didn't know what the fuck was going on. And, and it just annoyed me. Like the ground game. And it's like, why are they? Yeah, this is boring. And it's like, look, like, then why are you here?

Oh, okay. I wanted to say this. Andy Farag, who is, you know, he is my agent, all right? If he ever says, this is boring, I'll pull him aside. I'll grab him by the neck and I'll go, dude, all right, pretend that you like it. You don't have to. Look, you invited him.

So he's coming. Eric Griffin's coming. I love Eric. Eric will make it fun. The fat black hope. I call him. Fat black hope. Yeah, yeah, the fat black hope is coming.

And he has a new TV show coming out and he's very busy. And he's in, he's, he's in the middle of it. He's in the middle of show business and I'm very proud of him. And then we're going to have all the other people coming under my house. It'll be fun.

And, you know, my dad's also having surgery Friday. So let's pray for that. That's why I had to cancel my gig in, where was I playing? North Carolina. North Carolina. So my dad's having surgery. And that's why I couldn't go to North Carolina,

but the fight's going to be great too. So can we get your official picks? Eddie Alvarez, Connor McGregor. Eddie Alvarez. Wow. Tyrone Woodley, Steven Thompson. Steven Thompson. Okay.

You want or you think? I know. He's calling right now. So he has Eddie. This is your call. Official picks from Bobby. But yeah, this is not who you want to win. No, I don't want, I don't want Eddie Alvarez to win.

Okay. I'll tell you why Eddie, because if you watch his fights, he doesn't quit. He grinds, yeah. He grinds it out. He's had very difficult matches, where he somehow pulls it out. You know, he lost to Pettis, I think, right?

Anthony Pettis. But other than that, I think because Connor is going up and weight, I know Connor's a big 145 pounder, but still I think that Eddie will pull it through. I think Steven Thompson, because of his distance, will beat Tyrone Woodley unless Tyrone Woodley gets a shot in, because Steven Thompson's

has been hurt before, but he always can recover. And of course, Johanna, I think, is the best pound fighter in the UFC. And I love her. Tyler, your picks? Oh my God, I'm in a different world. I choose Connor. And I also choose Wonder Boy, but I, yeah.

After watching Woodley, though, knock out Robbie. Good board. Yeah, but also Robbie is a more... Straight and banged. No. Stand in the center. Yeah, he's not, he's a still, he's more of a still object compared to Wonder Boy. I'm sorry, I'm so, my brain cells are completely fried.

I'm trying to like make sense of what I'm saying. And who else do we have? Name them all, Tony. You want JJ? Oh, JJ for sure. Well, sure. Those are still good other fights. Oh, Tim Kennedy, Rashad had to pull out.

Rashad pulled out. Yeah, he had to. It's not for any, he wasn't cleared by New York to fight. He couldn't get a fighting license on medical irregularities. But no worries, because the card's still fucking stacked. Chris Whiteman. Yeah, but I really wanted to see Tim Kennedy fight.

I really, really wanted to. He's great. Yeah. Chris Whiteman. I'm not a fan of Yo-well. I want Chris Whiteman to win. In his hometown? Absolutely. He's the only New York-born fighter left on this card.

And then there's Gaslam and Seroni. Of course, Cowboy. Cowboy. And then a really awesome female fight, other than the JJ one, is Misha Tate and Raquel Pennington. Of course, Misha. I think that Raquel Pennington, she was on Misha's team, I think, in the Ultimate Fighter, I think, right?

Misha Tate. Yeah, it is Raquel Pennington, wasn't her team. Yellow, yeah, yellow. Yeah, I think, I mean, come on, Misha's just about seeing everybody. I don't think that. I think Raquel is a strong girl. I think that she's not a trump by any means.

I just think Misha is just on a completely different level than her. Yeah. And then the next two fights on the Fox card, pretty big too. I have to mention them, even though they're on prelims, is Frankie Edgar, Jeremy Stevens. That's a Fox card. That's such a good one.

That might be the fight of the night. I'm going to say Frankie. I love both of them so much, but I'm going to go. I think Jeremy Stevens is so capable. It could go either way. But I'm going to say Frankie. And then the last big one is Khabib, the girl made of Michael Johnson.

I love Khabib. I think that it's a pity that he had been, he was injured for that long. But I think that I want to see him back on his way, healthy and in, you know, contention again. Yeah. That card stacked. Yeah.

Amazing card. A little bit overshadowed by everything that's going on. But you know what? I respect the American democratic process. And tomorrow the sun will rise and my life will go on. Sarah Silverman has an Instagram post of Anne Frank. Of Anne Frank, as she says, in spite of everything, it's in quotations.

I still believe that people are really good at heart. Yeah. I guess. Do you agree? No. You know, I think that the Nazis weren't good at heart. I think that I'm not going to compare it. Comparing, obviously, to Hitler, but just

an extreme example. But I think that people are just uninformed, I guess. And we will move on. Hold on. Did you say, in-informed? I'm not in this class. What is it? Please don't say, in-informed again.

What is it then? Because you might be in-informed. It's uninformed. I'm sorry. You know what? You know what? Stop. Are you sure you didn't vote Donald Trump?

You said Kaliwa Kaliwa before. Stop, stop, stop. uninformed. Yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, you know what? You're fine. It's fine. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Let's talk about this move on, baby. I don't know if I can. I really don't know if I can. I'm lost. Should we stop here? It's crazy. It's a crazy world. George is smiling.

I feel this is the worst podcast we've ever done. Because my heart is really just in a sad place right now. And I can't even get the word. I'm like, whatever I'm saying right now is just my mind going, you have to do a podcast for your listeners and this and that. And I can't get a thought in. You know, I just watched Joe Rogan's special this past weekend.

It's called Triggered. It was really good. It's got a Netflix, yeah. Yeah. You know, he said something that was actually really profound. He goes, you know, I have three daughters. Because I can't even, you know, control them. He goes, this idea of having a president control

400 million people is so archaic and absurd that the whole process in itself should be, we should do away with it all together. It's like this one person is supposed to dictate the way millions and millions of us live, right? It's a little bit, if you think about it in that way, he's right, it is absurd. Yeah.

I mean, because you're right, he is, if all, I mean, there's the Congress and there's the Senate. So not everything, you know, hinges on Trump's decisions as president, right? There's obviously a lot of things that protect us in this government. But in a sense, like you're right, he is, he's a symbolic figure.

That's mostly what it is. It's just a symbolic figure. Yeah. You're right. But you know what it feels like? That documentary we saw tickled. Weird. What's tickled?

Woo, you guys. We saw a documentary, I saw it on iTunes and it said tickled. And anything that says that, I go, I want to watch it. Yeah, because I love being tickled. And I like tickling people. I do, I think it's, I think it's fun. You know, when I, when I pin Kaleila down, I start tickling her and she goes, stop.

It's like legal rape. Yeah. Oh, man. Because it's torture for me. Don't look at me, it's torture is what I'm saying. Torture, yeah. But, but we're also laughing. So it seems like people are having fun,

but you're really controlling somebody. Yeah. So that's the fun part. Can I give him a quick synopsis? Tickle. Well, yeah, go ahead. So basically the documentary starts off with this reporter from New Zealand trying to get more information about the new sport of quote unquote competitive tickling.

So he writes the organization. So he writes. Well, you see, so he, he comes upon, is that the right way to say it? I can't even talk. Well, he, he writes this. No, he sees it. Right. He sees like a group of people wearing Adidas guys, right?

Adidas wear and they're being tied up and three other guys on top of this guy and just tickling him. Yeah. And stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, right? We're at sports. Yeah. It's a sport. Well, no, no, no.

Supposedly it's a sport. It's a sport. Yeah. So this guy writes him and the response he got was complete. It was like a, an organization called like, is it Jane O'Brien or something like that? Yeah. It was like this media company called Jane O'Brien and he contacts them saying that I would love to do documentary about this or like do a piece on it on this news show that

I do. And they said, no, because you're a gay and you're a faggot. Yeah. You're a faggot. You're this and that. And he's like, well, this is gay. What you're doing. You have three guys on top of a guy.

Yeah. Yeah. It's so gay, right? And so he obviously, when he reads that, it gives, he becomes more interesting. It's a red flag for him. It's like, why is this guy so defensive about me writing a piece on competitive tickling? There must be more. And what seems like just in the innocent documentary, just fun surface, it quite possibly is probably

one of the darkest documentaries ever. Yes. Absolutely. It's like a wormhole and he dives in it and it is dark. It's not what you think. And weird. And I made Sebastian Monoscalco and his wife watch it and they loved it. So people really, when I recommend it, they really like it.

I would really watch it because it is some weird shit. But if when you say dark, just like about the people involved, it will give you a little bit insight into what people with money can do. Oh, these are rich people. To destroy lives. Well, not even. Yeah, it's. Yes.

It has nothing to do with actual tickling or tickling or no, no, no, it has to do with no, it has to do with this is, um, imagine me, right, don't give it away. Don't give it away. Please don't. Okay. Please just have him watch it because it does take a really weird turn, you know, it takes a really dark turn. I sometimes wish that life would give us gifts like that because the guide, the guy had no

intention of making a documentary until he got that reply back on Facebook. Like, fuck you. You fucking. Yeah. Do I. Do I have a fetish for tickling? No, this is in general, do you think with? Um, I think that you have a fetish for like pinning people down.

Yeah. Like in a being in a power position. Yeah. I think I need help with that. But not during sex for real though, because you just lay there like a sock of potatoes. That's rude. And you shouldn't have said that out loud. I mean, that's our personal, my personal life and you shouldn't have said that out loud.

Sack of potatoes. But I'm going to, I'm going to let it slide. Just one potato and giant potato. Listen, when you, sex to me is something in my twenties, early twenties, I never got it. And also I was in my prime. I was extremely horny. And so it motivated me to do comedy. Oh, pause.

It's over guys. Oh God. You won? Yeah. Wow. Wow. Anyway, um, yeah, who did what network? Donald Trump is now the president 76.

It's over guys. Yeah. Donald Trump is now the president of the United States of the United States, 1149 p.m. November 8th, misogyny has won Billy's is insane. I can't believe it. Um, yeah, I mean, I'm not going to, I'm not going to pretend that it doesn't affect me. It does. And you know, we might have to cut this podcast short, but we did the best we can.

I love you guys. No matter what your political affiliation is, Tiger belly fans, I'm glad that you listen. I'm glad that we're a family in a weird way. Um, I can, I can't pretend that I'm happy because I'm not. I'm shell shocked. Like I said, um, I'm really sad by it. I really am. And many, many people might not understand why I feel the way I do when I say many people

I mean George, but, um, but, um, yeah, I just feel really sad for a country right now. And, and it's, it's time for them to glow. Yeah, we did it. The deplorable one and whatnot and good. But to me, I believe that sexism and racism one. And I can't, that's what it is in my opinion. And I can't, he's not, he doesn't know what he's doing. He's never done it before.

You fucking idiots. That made, that's exactly why they voted for him. So they're going to vote. Listen to me. I'm going to tell you this right now, okay? If my tooth aches and I know there's two dentists, one guy that's never done it before and another one that molest kids and he's killed people, but he has had a dentist practice for 20 years and he's very good at what he does.

I'm going to go with the guy that fucking molest kids and what you're going to go do with the guy that's never done it before. Can I just say, that is the best point, strongest point you have ever made in all 66 episodes of this podcast. Oh my God, that was so good. Are you being sarcastic? No. That's, you said it perfectly.

That is the best and strongest point you could have ever made. Because the guy knows how to fucking fix teeth perfectly. Go with that person. So what? She plays dirty politics. So what if she's been a terror in many different ways? Yeah. She's done it before.

She's done it before. So much. Well, I think I read that. I didn't come up with that. Oh, damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like, yeah, I read that somewhere. Yeah.

It wasn't a dentist. I used a different analogy. Yeah. In my switch. Yeah, I hacked it out. I thought it was your analogy. Damn it. But no, but when I heard it, it was a kind of a similar analogy, I went, yeah, that's

it. That's it. That's it in a nutshell that she knows foreign leaders. She's done, you know, she's governed before. This guy has never done it and it's, he doesn't know what he's doing and it's going to be a new frontier. It's going to be scary and I am absolutely fucking livid right now and shocked. Do you have a fucking question for us?

I do. Yeah, go ahead. I'm helpful advice. Don't do the thing. Don't do it. You know what you're right. Yeah. Unhelpful advice.

Bobby. Very good. And George. Hello gang. I have an issue with communication. I am married and I have a hard time just talking with my husband. I love how Bobby and Kalilah talk about everything with confidence and it could be about anything. When I listen to you on SoundCloud, I feel better.

Like I have something to talk about with my husband. How can I improve my communication skills and become more confident in many random conversations? Thank you for your time, Michelle. We should just answer like three questions since four questions tonight since we don't have the energy to talk about other things. Let's just be as unhelpful as we can to other people. I didn't even listen to that.

Say it again. I have an issue with communication. I am married and I have a hard time talking with my husband. I love how Bobby and Kalilah talk about everything with confidence and it could be about anything. No, listen. Kalilah and I, on a podcast, we talk. It's fluid because we're forced to talk, really. But I think Kalilah and I have a good, I'm comfortable with her like if I'm in a car.

If we fight like we did last night, you know, it's like shocking. I get angry. I get really angry. But at the end of the day, I just kind of know that, you know, this is what a relationship is and a relationship sometimes, you know, you're going to argue. But we don't, it's not like we talk, but we do. We talk a lot. We talk a lot.

Are you crazy? Yeah. We do talk a lot. Yeah. I, it wasn't, I just lied. We actually talk so much. Yeah. What are you talking about?

Well, she wants to know how can she improve her communication skills and be more confident in random conversations? I, I don't know because I think that some relationships work well and they're quiet and they don't have to be as vocal as Bobby and Art and I, Art towards each other. But if it's something that you feel is a miss or lacking in your relationship, then you should just say like, you know, initiate conversation, see if we would, if, if he takes the bait and if he wants to go back and forth with you on certain topics, but if he's somebody who just likes peace and quiet, then you're fucked.

You know? I mean, I've been in relationships before where I'd bring up a topic or something that I just wanted to talk about and the other person just couldn't volley with me. Not, you know, and sometimes it just wasn't, they didn't either, either they didn't want to or they couldn't and, um, you know, that those relationships ended and I'm, I got super lucky with Bobby because we just volley back and forth like idiots. And I don't know. It just happened organically for us.

It wasn't something that we tried to do or that we didn't try to communicate better. We just did. Next question, Gilbert. Hi. Simply put, I've dropped out of a college after trying to graduate for four years. I work a part-time job, but I'm still semi-dependent on my strict Asian parents who are insistent on keeping me on finishing my degree. No.

How do I break the news to them that I will not be graduating and how do I find your direction in life? That's it, man. I'll fucking listen to me right now. Okay. His name is Peter. I don't give a fuck, bro. All right.

My parents, my brother and I changed them. They try to change us. Oh, you have to go to college. Oh, you have to be an engineer. You have to do it. No. Nope. We're going to do drugs.

All right. We're going to fuck. You know, we're going to do what we want. And then, you know what they did? They went, oh, okay. I guess. Over time. What are they going to do?

Either cut us off, right? Or accept our lifestyle. Why am I going to fucking go to college for you, mom? Because I don't know how to do it. I don't know. I don't know. I've never read a book before. I've never read.

I don't know anything. All right. So it's like, no, just listen. They finished. Let me finish. Okay. Let me fucking finish. All right.

So I don't really listen to the thing halfway through it. I know you didn't, but I want to just say this. Okay. This is that you can change them. Let me tell you something right now. I know a comic by the name. I'm not going to even say his name, but I know a comic. He was an engineer.

He was making six figures a year. He's a great comic. He happens to be Middle Eastern, right? That has nothing to do with, but his dad's very strict. His dad wants him still to be an engineer, but this kid has so much talent. He just can't. It's, it would be a shame to the world for him not to do it. All right.

So he chose comedy. All right. He's, he's doing well. He's making a living and his dad still doesn't like it. And he is, you know, but what is he going to do? Do what his dad does. This is your life. If my kid, if Koleil and I didn't kill babies, we would have probably a couple of them.

Why do you keep accusing me of multiple abortions? We didn't kill it. We didn't kill anybody. Aren't you glad we don't have one with this new president? I know, but please don't say that. Please don't say that. But what I'm going to say this is this is that if my child goes, hey, dad, I'm going to be a, I'm going to make clogs.

What? Yeah. That's why I'm going to clogs making school. I'll be like, okay. That's what my son or daughter does. You know, I want them to be, you know, a professional soccer player or whatever my dream is for my child to be like, I want you to be, you know, um, either soccer player or in the MMA or whatever.

Right. But if they want to do something that I didn't envision, that's their life. Okay. And I just, I, I spent too many years fighting with my parents like, oh, your cousin Chung is she going to Harvard at dinner table and then trying to make me feel like shit because I didn't go to college. You know, I, you know, I, I, I remember a report card get days. I knew that if I brought home my report card to my parents, that it was 100%, I'm going

to get beat. So one time I think it was my sophomore year in high school, there was a, we lived on a gigantic kind of mountain, not a mountain, but like, you know, it was uphill. It was a country club. Okay. It was a nice community. But you could go into like the woods and there was like a little cliff that you can jump out.

You'd die. Right. I remember one time I had my report card in my hand and I was on the cliff and I was going to jump off because I would rather kill myself than the face of my parents because I got a couple of C's and a D on a report card, but I would always come home with my report card and they would get the beating. I would cry. I'd be in my room and then I would do drugs.

But my point is, is this is that at the end of the day, you know, my parents are very glad that I chose my career, but that's the exception to the rule. Not everybody who says, fuck you, mom, I'm not going to college makes the amount of money you do now as a comedian. So no, I didn't say money. I didn't say money. What I'm saying is, is that, you know, as soon as I started doing standup and did what I wanted to do, number one, it gave me, imagine not going to college and you have no skills.

You don't want, you're lazy. You don't want to work and you're like, what the fuck do I do? Right. So if I'm going to struggle in life and I'm going to be broke, I might as well do something that I enjoy doing, which is I enjoyed performing and it worked out for me. I believe that if anybody, if people really enjoy what they do and they do it with passion and with dedication, that inevitably something's going to happen. What does this kid want to do?

He wants to go into entertainment comedy. Yeah. Well, then do it as a plan. So that's my thing. If, if I had a 17 year old tell me like fuck college, I'm just going to do nothing. I'm not going to take that as an option. You can come to me with, with saying fuck college. If you show me an alternate plan of action, if you say, yeah, I'm going to, I saved this

much money and I'm going to travel for two years and I'm going to figure shit out when I come back. Okay, fine. That's fine with me. If you say, I'm taking this, I'm moving to LA and I'm going to, you know, I'm not going to need your financial support. I'm going to work as in a restaurant and try to make it in the business. That's fine.

Now if you come with me and you say, I don't know what I'm going to do, but I need you to support me financially, fuck you kid, fuck no. That's not acceptable. You're going to college. No. You know what I mean? Like, and you're going to figure out sometime while you're over there what you want to do.

But in the meantime, no, you don't get to sit around and do nothing. You know? No, I ran into this problem when only six years ago, my parents. So people don't know, I actually dropped out of school, but I remember when I had to tell my parents I was going to move to Chicago, I'm going to do comedy, I'm going to do, be an actor. Uh, I came so, I'm so, so afraid to tell my parents I did in a restaurant, a public place, just so I know I wouldn't get hit by a chair.

I made sure I was surrounded by people in a Japanese restaurant. Yeah. How did you tell them? I mean, she, I literally, I was like, so, my mom's probably laughing listening to this. I was so scared. Mom and dad, probably 19, 18, maybe 19, I had a, I made a PowerPoint presentation, I printed it out. I'll tell you why I did that.

Cause I heard Emma Stone did it for her mom that I forgot. She did it to her white mother who was like, okay, so it's like my parents are going to do that. I took it out. I just, as soon as I took out the papers, I said, yeah, so I have this dream. I want to act and I think I should stop school. I just pushed it. I was like, I contact with my mom, my dad, and my dad was like, hmm, it, it a California

role. Yeah. Put that, put that away and my mom would even look at me. So eventually worked out something where like, I couldn't be rebellious and just run away. That's just not how I am with my family. I know some people can do that. I worked out something where I say, okay, I'll go to community college. I did that, but basically I just fucked it.

Fuck it. Fuck it around. Just bought time for yourself. I was in Chicago doing all that stuff and eventually I had to prove it to my parents. They didn't really talk to me for almost two or three years. It was like on and off awkward relationship. They came to Chicago, saw me one week where I was in five shows back to back with a full packed out audience, saw the shows, flew back to Atlanta.

I got calls from them individually where they were like, we get it. Yeah. And after that, they're like, if you're going to do it, do it right. Move to LA. I got the same exact thing when I did the tonight show. Yeah. I was at a 40 seat theater. Yeah.

It was a 40 seat live show, live show. Yeah. It was Jay Leno. That's fine. The same principle though. Yeah. The both stories. Wow, Bobby.

But mine was. That was a great story. Gilbert Jesus. Sucked. Sucked. 40 shows in front of fucking coffee shop. You're, you're, you are the Korean Trump. Wow.

I can't believe you're saying that. You want to get hurt. Say that again. You're the Korean Trump. Okay. We're done. There's for tonight. Okay.

Tell me another, tell me another glorious story of yours. Why are you tagging me? I just, I would just share my story. I love your glorious stories. Both of you. Some, some, my, my friend from England who, who I thought was a dumb ass because he voted for Brexit. He said, what the fuck just happened?

How could everyone be so stupid? Yeah. That's a guy who voted for Brexit. That's half of America. This guy right here, I did a tweet earlier like, this is the tweet. I just, you know, I said, I'm shell shocked. I think I need an A meeting or something. It's so fucking embarrassing.

Good night. Right. And this guy says, and this really made me angry. This white dude goes, and the reason why he's doing that is because he thinks that I'm complaining and I'm crying about it, but you don't understand that. If there was a nominee, if there was a nominee that said like, if there was a, okay, let's say Barack Obama, right, was running again, and there was a, um, a group of people that thinks that white people are, um, abhorrent and their, um, beasts, they're not equal to,

you know, like the KKK is to minorities and he didn't disinvolve them. Right. He would never get elected. Barack Obama. Right. Yeah. He would not. He would not.

If he said, I don't know much about that group. So why don't you send me the information and let me study up on, which is exactly what Donald Trump said. Right. So this guy that said, why, you, what you're, what you're saying to me right now by doing that is that I am not equal to you. And I am, I am equal. You know what, George?

Are you smiling at me? George, when I, George, when George, George, when I fucking say shit, right, and you make the little squinty no eyes, like I'm trying to, you know, understand what you're trying to say, but you're not, you know, you're, you're, you don't make any sense. Right. Tell me what you're thinking. Get over here. Get over here.

Yeah. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. That's difficult to go look and halted at this point. Yeah. Yeah. No, all I, as a libertarian, I'm always disappointed. Nobody's going to run the country correctly, so I'm disappointed at every election. You say I don't like be so like, not claiming that I don't know how you feel, I feel like that every freaking election of every time of my life.

You don't because I'll tell you why. You don't. Okay. I'm sorry, but you don't know what it's like to be a minority in America. You're white You do you have no idea what it's like. All right. I was at a spaghetti factory once Yeah, it's a real play yeah, I was at the spaghetti factory once right and I was doing improv show I was just before I did stand up and was in San Diego and I did this with Jamie Kaler He is still doing comedy and he's an actor too. Very talented, but Jamie

Jamie Kaler had me do an improv show. I did it right and I went you know what and he also paid me It was my first paid thing. He gave me like 20 bucks. So I go. I'm gonna go to the spaghetti factory so I went to the spaghetti factory and I sat there right and a Jewish busboy walks up to me and goes hey, I just want you to know that that table over there is Yeah, there's gonna be a problem. I go what did they go we they don't want to sit next to you Right, and so um, then I heard them call the manager over and go we don't want to sit next to that chink Over there, right and the manager, you know what the manager said well, then you guys can leave So they got up as a group and left, right?

You don't know what it's like for kids to come up to you and do this and go ching chong ching You know me and all that fucking shit. Yeah that I grew up with all right. So when the KKK, right? It's supporting Donald Trump and a news reporter is going. Do you dissent? Avow them, right? Don't do that again. I know I did. I apologize. Okay Disavow them, right? And he goes, I don't know much about the KKK. I'm not gonna do that, right? That's basically saying that I Enable that kind of behavior

Right, and so that guy is now the president of the United States. You don't know what that's like You don't yeah, right? So don't pretend that you do Let him speak. Okay. The only thing I find issue with is Making claiming that everybody who voted for him believes in certain things It's a there are two very flawed candidates right now. Okay No, I want to know I'm gonna I just want to say okay that all right the emails Anthony we know all that stuff the emails, right? There's what's that the thing that happened overseas on Benga Benghazi, right?

All right, but are those the two things that you're talking about that she's flawed in No, she's very connected to the big banks which ruined a lot of people's lives. Yeah, so Trump wasn't Who knows that's the thing with Trump who knows and just because Part of America middle America voted for Trump doesn't mean they believe in anything racist necessarily It doesn't believe doesn't mean in my hometown at the coffee shop This guy was like I'm voting Trump because my job my company went under it went down to Mexico Mm-hmm that doesn't mean he's racist that doesn't mean he's gonna call you ching chong That doesn't mean any of these things. It just means that his personal life was affected and he chose a candidate who he believes

Will help him out. I'm not saying that's the right thing like it's the right candidate. Yeah, both of them were very flawed You're just like this is your generalizing everybody you're generalizing everybody and I don't like I want to bring America together Man, I don't like anybody like when everybody's generalized and put into a certain box just because of one thing Yeah, yeah, there are but can we agree on a fucking person who's a bad guy, but he does like puppies So, you know what I'm not saying that Anyone that's everyone that this supports Hitler hates Jews because you know some of them like puppies, too Okay, and by calling Trump Hitler you're creating. No, I'm not. No, I'm not calling him true Hitler. I'm saying that that's your No, that's not what he's saying. He's saying he's saying that you're calling Trump Hitler you make everybody

I didn't call him. I'm giving you an analogy. Hillary did Hillary did she made everybody who is a supporter of Hillary Violent because they're trying to stop Hitler Trump is a bully in and of himself. This is coming straight from Scott Adams. It's not my ideas Trump is a bully to people personally Hillary by calling everybody that supports like calling Trump Hitler She mobilized anybody made it okay for anybody to be violent to towards Trump supporters Uh-huh, which makes for a much more violent much more divisive a country then just being a Twitter bully yourself So so those violent eruptions that happen at Trump rallies where they're punching black people in the face and stuff like that

That that's also fine. But here aren't a lot of those started by Hillary. No Hold on one second one second. Let me get this straight So I've always thought that you were a third-party voter But seeing this whole discussion if with your back against the wall and there was no third party and someone put a gun to your head and say You're voting you would vote Trump then. I don't know. Okay. I just want to make that clear because it seems that's where I Seemingly I don't I don't like any when anybody like there are of course not knowing that George with every political part like Every political party. There are smart people that believe on both sides and I try to give both sides the best The best I in my opinion is that people will vote according to what speaks to their lives at the moment

It doesn't necessarily reflect. You know what? I apologize. You're right. It's like You're absolutely right. You know, we take the like we I went I was I I went I went I went no Let me apologize. Okay. I apologize. I just you know, I Am I'm really emotional right now and I apologize. You're exactly right You can't I know that he said You know that he can do whatever he wants to women. You can kiss them grab their purses and stuff and I know that he disavow Disavow the KKK

But you know what? He has great qualities and these people in the country are looking at his great qualities and And senator bird, you know about senator bird. No, that's just not how I see things. You guys are not seeing it the way I thought We are not anyone in this room is on the same page at all. I don't think we can air this podcast I don't think we can either Thank you, thank you for Michigan George, thank you for Michigan Thank you for the red state and we did it guys. We hit an hour. Look, it was tough. We hit an hour You know, we can't hear it. Look there. Listen. I because I don't know what I'm talking about when people here's the thing

Here's here's my dilemma. My dilemma is I you know, I say my opinions online And people go, yeah, or you know me you cry baby or whatever, right? We won. Yeah in your face and stuff like that And I think to myself. Oh, I I I don't know what I'm doing You're I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm doing. Can I just tell you something though Bobby? Can I just say something though? Yeah, okay? So for us people who who read things who watch things to pretty you know We aren't the most informed people because our life is in politics, right? That's not our forte

Yeah, that's what it is if we admit that we know nothing Imagine those people who actually voted who who are who are even in the lower rungs Who are completely just voting blindly and they came today and mass It's like when people bought Creed albums No, really, I'll be honest with you But for him, it's that sorry, you know people bought that those albums But that was my squat song with arms wide open and you know And you and you and you listen to it. You know, I'm I believe that

You know the bends and oaky computer, which is Radiohead albums the second and third one are masterpieces. I believe that and I believe the Creed's albums. I'm sure they're nice guys or just terrible music It's like trainwrecks in your ears. Okay, but people like them and you question you go Why do they like them when people watch somebody watch that movie nine lives? I didn't the Kevin Spacey the cat movie, but somebody watched it. They liked it and somebody probably liked it children Whatever or adults. I'm pretty sure there's about 10 adults that like that movie and and and they go, yo, it was good And I go I know for a fact in my heart That it's bad. I know that Creed is bad

You know, I listen to I see Like when I watch the Kardashians because you're gonna collide with sometimes it has it on not that she likes it Accident by an accident. She'll have it on E and I watch a little bit and I go, oh, this is terrible television This is this is a tragedy That this is a popular But people watch it religiously and they love it and So what I want to say is is that and I'm gonna say this out loud. I don't know what I'm talking about

Because I don't get Creed. I don't get the Kardashians I don't get a lot of these things that people like and so maybe I'm not connected Right. I like things that I think are good and not everyone believes that so I Just want to say that you know what whatever you believe you have every right to believe I believe what I believe hopefully that you won't dislike me because of my views I'm ignorant in many ways and Life is gonna move on Donald Trump is our new president and it's mind-boggling and And that's that you see what you're gonna say fucking bullshit, man

When I told you When I registered you to vote and I said you had to vote because there's a chance this man might win you called me crazy You called me crazy So what are your when after George and Bob what are your final I have nothing does it even matter does what I do? It doesn't matter anymore. You know, I my mom is completely Shattered, she's not a voting citizen. She's just scared, you know, she she's somebody who you know migrated to this country She's not a voting citizen. She's not a voting citizen. She's not a voting citizen. She's not a voting citizen To hopefully see her daughters live a good life

And I just want to reassure her that my life will continue to be good I'll wake up tomorrow and I will continue to strive to make my own life good, you know That's all that's all we can do we can now we just have to unify and try to fucking move forward Let's just look ahead. Please please. There's no point. Just like it's over Bobby He also said he's gonna ban Muslims. I don't know if you remember that it's over But you know, he can't do that just do by doing this. There's many things he has to go through So the government does protect us one way or another. Okay, nothing. He says it's final is set in stone So just let let's just okay. Let's just move forward. It was the worst podcast. We've ever done

I yeah, I don't know how we're even gonna. How can we era? That was great. I'm not kidding But this is how we say it but this is real and this is how people are feeling though Yeah, but yeah, but I'm saying things I don't even really mean whatever like I don't even know what the fuck is going on. I'm just like raw. I Think that's how like all my friends are the problem with this episode is that I think we're just so flustered We just sound like mumbling fools That's what it is. We sound like I'm not clear-headed. I'm just emotional Nothing. Yeah, we didn't make any good points

Yeah mumbling out of our asses because we can't we're in disbelief Yeah, all the good points that we wanted to make were made yesterday when we were still rallying for for a better President, but now it's all over and we're just like Donald Trump is our president. It's unbelievable. It's grow every time you say I'm just like it's a smile Donald Trump Donald Trump is our president. He did it. He did it. He said he was a congratulations, sir. I fucking did it killed it They came out the woodwork on the rural retards. Whoa, baby. Don't say that I'll say it again rural retards. Don't say that because maybe some of them are our fans. Oh, I'm sorry Yeah, thank you. Thank you for listening any shows for Bobby. No, I'm done quit you quit

Quits comedy. Yeah, I'm gonna earn the first week of December. I'm gonna be in San Diego, I'm doing a show there and then Yeah, um Yep That's it. That's it guys follow us on Instagram at Tiger Belly follow us on Twitter at that Tiger Belly If you want to ask any questions You can send those to the Tiger Belly at gmail.com And uh, wow, what a crazy day historic day for sure

Yeah, God, thank God we have UFC 205 to look forward to at least to like I'm kind of just angry at UFC fans like Randomly for some reason what do you mean fans because I think they all voted for Donald Trump in my head I mean Dana White did Isn't that crazy Dana White did I make that mother You pay for his pay-per-views all the time. I never miss a pay-per-view. He gave a speech at the GOP Well, you can follow Kalilah a calamity K you follow I'm gonna stay open-minded you guys I think we should there's nothing else you can do open-hearted. I'm just gonna keep moving forward with my life

Nothing is gonna change. I'm gonna just do everything for me. Anyways Mm-hmm. Yeah, you can follow George or George or Kimmo. You can discuss politics with him. It's his favorite topic He hates balls. I'm kidding. He hates. Don't please don't bug him online. He hates politics. Send him nudes of yourself or something and This oh wait, I'm we're not done yet. We're not done yet and Bobby Bobby is back five four three two one keep it going keep it going. I Love this guy. I do. I love this guy so much. He's a brother. Okay, Steve burn. I love him I do. Yeah, known him for when I did when I you know back when I just said I did Leno

Yeah, he called he was the only I never met him He called me out of the blue because he was um being managed by a guy Barry Katz at the time What my number he called me when he was living New York and he said great job. We've been friends ever since I love him I'll always love him. This is his tweet. What if he does a good job? What if he does a great job? I'm hopeful. Godspeed president at real don't Donald Trump said that Steve Berndon Okay, so Yeah, it's positive. That's good Jordan Peele said goodbye

That's the period that's yeah, Brian T. My my friend actor. Good night. He says He's MacArthur. Oh, no, I love him, but no Yeah, anyway, Jeff Ross is wow Good vibes. Oh my god, our president was on a fucking Comedy Central roast This this this meme This isn't what we meant when we said orange is the new black. That's funny. That's funny. I like that one That's fun fun. This is look at your friend posted. His friend's crying. Oh Really? I know people are like crying

Oh George you wouldn't be able to close anyway, so it doesn't fucking matter Haha any final statement. Don't get mad. Don't get angry. I'm just in a mood. Okay. Thank you I think I'm allowed to play video games tonight Yeah, just make my night worse. Why don't you I won't then you want to be my guest being a couple guests What a cuddle will I just you know put a noose be my guest play some more fucking video games And when I eviscerate in the abdomen, don't take me to the hospital. Give me a bubble. Please bubble I'm not ready for a bubble. I'm not ready for a bubble a force bubble and the best kind or the force bubble I'm going to my mouth. Why do you put air?

You're just a balloon We're all guys. Thank you for listening. That was a weird one, but you know what we got through it That's what Tiger Belly is all about probably any final words America you had a pot yours you were finishing a positive message looking hopeful. I said what I said America we're in this together, so Let's just take it day by day and hope that the man isn't you know, he he switches gears and he turns out to be Somewhat decent. Let's hope that he taps into the more decent part of himself and that He softens up and he doesn't build that wall

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