TigerBelly - Episode 72 Part 2: Bye Bye Twenty Sixteen
Episode Date: December 28, 2016We answer your questions on this final episode of 2016. Catch you next year. We love you deeply. Â Recorded December 16, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbell...y YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome back to
The second path of our holiday two-part series holiday extravaganza
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Bobby Lee error for short error. We got George George. We got Gilgill. We got Klai Klai and uh, I
Um, I have a convention to make yeah
My convention is that I I haven't played destiny in about a week and I'm done
Officially, I think I'm done. I've been playing Skyrim
Again, and I played it years ago and they've re-released it on Xbox one and I'm having fun with that and I'm just done
I feel nauseous when even you think about destiny, and I'm done just to let you guys know and um, it's growth for me as a person and
um
Also, it's the new year's coming right new year new year. Yeah resolutions
Do we have resolutions for each other for ourselves? Okay first week? Okay. Go ahead. I'm sorry for interrupting babe, but
Um, there's one problem that I have that I've been doing it since I was a baby
Is I lie a lot?
And I can't stop you think they're black or white lies. Well, yeah, what's the difference?
white lies are little things that don't affect the overall outcome of someone's like
They're not
Damning lies. They're not they're not gonna ruin anyone's life. Then they're gray
My lives are my lies are sometimes great. They're mixed. No, no, they're probably white. It's like
Like hey make well make up a movie and say did you see it to me? Hey, did you see the Charlie's water? Yeah, man. Whoo
Hey, dude, why would I lie about that? Yeah, yeah, but that's the stuff that I do
Mm-hmm. Did you check out that new album by Kentucky Ranch? Oh, so good. Yeah
real good
Like we're both lying. Those are pretty white. You guys are lying for no reason, right? I made up a band
He said that he liked it never heard of it before, right?
So it's those kind of lies that I need. Why do I do that and also like?
stories
Like some of my stories
There's exaggerations in it. Mm-hmm. Everyone and lies and ballishments
Right to make it more exciting. Mm-hmm. You know
So I don't know if that's something that I can change about myself. I
Think the best storytellers are people that embellish. Yeah
and also it's like I
Want a name crop, but um do it Rogan told me
Joe Rogan of the UFC Rogan told me once life is a movie. Just look at it like you're in a movie
Mm-hmm, right, and I like lying in my movie
I do this movie's Westworld
All lies, you know, it's so weird because when he gets confronted about a lie
He continues to lie even if there's hard evidence. It's one of those things. I don't know what you're talking about
I don't know what you and it's like no you literally texted this girl that you want a raw dog her
Like it's right in front of my face. What mean raw dog her like no condom. What do you mean? I can the beginning of a relationship
You would lie like what a raw dog. Tell me explain that and he would feel guilty
Like I remember one time. He's like I haven't been to a strip club in so long
And I'm like no you can go if you want like I don't that doesn't really threaten me
so he went to Texas with an opener and he obviously went to a strip club and
I know that he lied about it because the next day he changed his status on Facebook to interrelationship and in my head
I'm like, oh he for sure has guilt in his heart
There's only one reason why he would feel so inclined to change
And I'll tell you why George
The best I ever got treated by a man was a weekend after he cheated on me and all of a sudden
He wanted to get me a motorcycle all of a sudden
He wanted to get me a timeshare and that's when I became suspicious and I thought to myself
What is this over come motorcycle do you babe? But you that would never do that happen. That's weird
Yeah, like we went to the Harley store, you know, and it was it was like it made me suspicious
Not because I don't think that you know, you can't do nice things for your partner
But it was too much. It was almost as if like
You you can tell when someone's trying to cover up something and they're trying to overcompensate and so I
Sure enough. He had cheated on me. So I become very suspicious when people just go when
Go off script of their usual and all of a sudden they're being so kind their relationship isn't getting better. He just
He just might have done something. I've never cheated on you
Okay, I'm not saying that you did I never did why is your nose so deep in them. I don't know
You know why cuz he doesn't want his nose to grow like Pinocchio
That's clever Disney reference
I've never cheated on you I know I would never cheat on you. No, I'm not we're over that like yeah
Yeah, they're so fucking far beyond that. I'm just talking about I don't even now follow girls on Instagram that are hot because she'll know
And I've never told you not to I know but still there's like why'd you follow so-and-so? I never said that I
Never never never said that it was only one time after a trip from Toronto where you told me that
the club manager had
Had a girl for you that weekend that was assigned to you and then you started following that girl
So in my head, I'm like did he have sex with this girl because she's a very pretty girl
So I'm like, oh, it didn't make me feel good inside
Dalin Doran. No, no, no, that's not what it is
Yeah, it was in Edmonton. No, no, no, no, no the girl that works at the club. Nope. Nope. No different stories
But I got in trouble for that too
Because you took you went to mall and took photographs that you that's our thing
You took photographs with a girl a pretty girl that I've never met before and posted it on your Instagram as if like
Like I don't know you guys are like gallivanting around town together taking a ton of photos
And we were just three months together and I'm like, whoa, I feel like chopped liver like I don't he hasn't called me all day
He's been posting pictures of another woman
It doesn't make any I'm sorry guys
I doesn't it doesn't make anybody you're right, you're right, you're right
And so obviously like I think I'm a reasonable person and I didn't attack you for it
I just said hey, that's you know, I'm I'm not accusing you of anything, but that shit doesn't feel good
You're right and that's all that was the end of the discussion
And also the end of the discussion was why did you text this girl that you wanted a raw dog her?
We're in a relationship and you said, I don't know what you're talking about
Just so yeah, you all you do have a lying part about you, but I think that it's more deceiving than lying, but it's fine
You know what yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, we have a lot of questions. Do we want to break we want to be unhelpful?
Any questions happier that didn't make me feel good. I baby this podcast goes in rhythms and levels
Yeah, but so that was a dark thing and now we're gonna go live. Okay to be clear. We don't have those issues anymore
I don't have any I think we're two peas in a pod. We are
Two peas in a pod. No, we are really we were in a symbiotic, you know relationship
That's real and honest in that way and you know, we have our problems
I mean she says things that bother her and I address them at the best I can and I have issues too
But you know, we work through them and we're trying the best we can I'm 45. I and I I love Kalilah so much
Another thing is this is the longest relationship relationship I've ever been in
You know, so it's just new ground and a new frontier. I'm on
But at the end of the day, you know, when you watch shows like 600 pound life
You need you need people you need family and you need people and I need her and I have to say our third year together was probably the easiest year
Nice when our first six to eight months was very rough and very uncertain and we didn't know a lot about each other
We were testing each other's boundaries often, but I got to say this past this past year has been smooth sailing since we started this podcast
Believe it or not. We've just about had no problems. I think we air out. This is a good therapeutic space for us to kind of hash it out
You know, also, there's a couple of podcasts in the beginning where you weren't even involved. I didn't really know you yet
You didn't even know me that yet. And then you would have to play our doctor Phil. You are our doctor. Yeah, I mean, we don't so one that we didn't air because you know
So one that we didn't air because you were so upset. There was a hand for a while. I walked out. We turned off the podcast
I didn't know Bobby. He came up to me like, what do I do, man? And I started to say something to him
I was like, uh, bobby lee and matt tv. You should shut the fuck up. He said bobby stormed out. I was like, why am I doing this job?
And you were just left in the room by myself waiting an hour until they got right
Yeah, I was like the good old days when I when I get to that point. I usually just leave and I shut off
Now I just don't want to keep talking about it. I'm like, I know that I'm going to say some dumb shit
Because I'm impulsive so I just exit and then re enter when I'm ready and usually I'm over it
But I also have to say about this podcast it there is
there is a um, it's helped me in so many different ways in terms of
my status in comedy
and
Yeah at clubs even like people talk about it now
And um, it's all because of the people is I love, you know, I mean, I mean I've said this before
It's been amazing in that way, but you know and kalilah did this really kalilah
This was her idea. I didn't want anything to do with it really
I wanted to help her because she wanted to have a podcast and then we developed this
and it's been extremely positive and um
Fun and now
You know, we've got some people that want to do the show as guests
It's a higher level people and it's great. Um, another new year's resolution. I want to talk about is and this is real
There's no real comedy
Is I want to be able to
Understand and I know you said no politics
But I want to be able to like
Have a relationship with my friends that voted for trump
There's one in particular. I'm not gonna name any he's a very big comic. I respect him. I love him
I know that he voted for trump
And I was talking to him last night in the first minute. There was a weirdness
There really was I was just trying to in my head
Don't bring it up. Yeah, you know, don't go. What the fuck dude, you know
And then after talking to him for a couple minutes, I forgot about it
It was back to, you know, the same old thing of like talking, you know, and um
But I need to figure out a way
To accept that
Trump is my president for the next four years
Uh, can I just talk a little bit politics because I think we do have trump voters listening to the show
I also need to talk of politics after you. Um, so yeah, I don't
No, no, it's it's the worst part. I hate it, but that's my
Uh, because it's divisive, but I think like
If you it all depends we're in a post-truth era
If you look at one type of news station, you're gonna get one view of things and if you get to look at another news station
It's a completely different world
um
I'm defending our fans. So now we can move on quickly then we'll get back into it. Uh, when I wish you wouldn't have said that
No, it's not a debate
Sweet what George is saying is is absolutely. I don't know. I don't I don't believe that that is fully true
What you're saying
But I'm not going to debate you on it. Yeah, okay
So that's that
Okay, can we get to my portion of it? Go ahead
um
Because I think part of being an adult is allowing yourself to change your mind and to criticize your previous thoughts
I want to
Express regret about being so diehard in defense of president Duterte
Um of the Philippines
I I think that
Because I know that we have like Filipinos that listen to this
I think that initially I you know the excitement of having somebody that was so anti the usual government
Of what we used to have made me feel like oh, he's gonna make a change
but
I think that right now my true feeling is that I'm very confused about where I stand
With this guy. I'm very confused about how he's waging this war on drugs and six thousand people are dead
and a six-year-old a couple six-year-olds die in their sleep because of vigilante, you know people just you know
killing in the name of supposedly
Cleansing the Philippines, right?
and um, I think that a lot of Filipinos share my sentiment in in feeling confused
about initially being excited about a guy who we thought was going to instill some type of change and then seeing him turn into this very
bipolar demagogue
and
I want to say that I'm hopeful
But I do express regret about coming into his defense so strongly and so blindly
Because I think that the only way to grow is to be able to criticize even the person you support
And that's all I have to say about that
also
Trump
Ideologically what he represents isn't something that I support but at the end of the day
He's still not although he's in cahoots with
Vladimir Putin who like just can kill a civilian
Like Trump's got to kill a civilian
Or make an order to poison somebody a journalist or something, right?
So in that way, I'm blessed. I'm in America and that I know that that's not going to happen
Do I do I think that he needs to appoint people that are um, that believe in global warming?
Yeah, you know, but his whole cabinet are um environmental naysayers, right?
and that's bad for planet earth
but
At the end of the day, you know, the people have spoken. I just have to accept that we lost
I don't agree with any of his politics. I think that he is
That he doesn't speak for minorities or gays or the people that I
You know, this this isn't fun anymore. No, no, that's it. That's it. No, that's it. That's it. That's all of it. That's it
That's it. All right. That's it. But anyone listening right now. That's a trump supporter. My heart is open to you
And I'm I know that you have your reasons
And let's try to find a place where we can exist. It's also very wrong to wish that this guy fails
You know, I hope he doesn't fail. I hope it's not a disaster because we still have to live in this country
There are a lot of people who are who are so adamant about him failing because they want their point proven
I don't want to be proven right. I want to be proven wrong
And I think that you know people always want to win their side of the discussion
That there isn't enough people who are say who who are rational enough to be like, you know what?
It's okay to criticize and more importantly, it's okay to change your mind. We're adults
That's not a bad thing to change your sentiment to change your mind about something as you see it progress
So, yeah, maybe right now we're not pro-trump, but down the road a year from now if he does change
It's okay to say, hey, you know, he's not doing a bad job
I mean
If we don't have to win. Yeah, I know but you know, um, happy
holiday
I have one more thing one more
Yeah, I have one more thing. I want one more thing. Okay
The thing that upsets me the most and this is the last thing I want to say about it
And we'll move on. I swear to fucking god. This is that
You know, his whole slogan was drain the swamp
Right and he hires the head of ExxonMobil to be his secretary of state, right? Rex Tiller. Rex Tiller. Um
That's not draining the swamp. He's basically um building a swamp
he's all he's basically
perpetuating capitalism
And he wants him and his billionaire buddies, right
To to make money and he all these people that think that he's gonna
Change their lives by, you know, doing something to change the economy in any kind of way is what I just said
Why I don't like politics is we're just repeating what we saw on ms
People could go to msnbc if they wanted to hear this cnn
new york times they're always everything is
Super anti-trump. It's like you're go if you only watch one thing you're never going to see any positive in this guy
I'm not saying that I've tried to like I've tried to like get out of politics. You so you
Be happy I think the news just makes you sad by like repeating like awful things
That's the easiest thing to click on is a bad like news story. It's like anything negative anything you agree with
It's also social responsibility to be informed george
Especially if you're a minority. Yeah, because you are a very well. You come you're you're from a wealthy white family george
Listen, if some don't listen listen to me right now
If somebody's campaigning on the fact that he's gonna build a wall, right?
Band muslims, all right deport mexicans, and he doesn't do any of that and his intentions were never great
Any of that is called lying
That's all he's a fucking liar
So he's a chief
you lower me in every time I hate
Give me the questions easily lower george. Oh, I know since this is our special holiday episodes
We have all sorts of questions. It should makes me anxious as fuck when we talk about stuff like that. There's a good thing
There's it dude? It's what's happening in the world?
Yeah, but it's like this is our new year's before we get started on the question. Yeah, but yeah
No, we're not gonna talk about any of that about politics because that shit is tiny
But I'm gonna do this. Can we and this is not comedy
again
We really seriously have to play pray for
People in Aleppo
Kids dying being slaughtered. It's a fucking genocide. Yeah, and it's and no one's helping them
Imagine being well a hundred kids in a basement, right?
And they don't know if they're about to die and they're scared and they haven't eaten and no one's there to help them
especially America is a really fucked up situation and I don't you know look getting on my knees and praying to God is
real
George
Mobilizing
Mobilizing is the only way to help give money give money to whatever organization is actually on the ground there
That's it my and before we get started on the questions. I want to ask everybody
I'm favorite part of the year favorite memory of the year and worst memory of the year
Favorite part of year and I don't really because everything's gonna be like just a revolver on my
My career and I can't do it
Just trying to remember. I already know what it is for the best part or though
No, yeah, your favorite part of something that happened in your life like a positive and then a negative negative first and then a positive
We'll start with the negatives that we end. Oh
Yeah, you can start
Positive but it's all related to Tiger Belly when my cousin posted on the on the Instagram like hey, why aren't you working on this?
Tiger Belly he was like he just at George. Why aren't you working on this? I was like, I don't know
I was negative for you. No, no, it's a positive. It was the positive
I was like I should be and then quietly DM'd me immediately after and I got out of
Doing stupid YouTube videos. That's how that happened. Yeah, Bryce had posted on our Tiger Belly page like hey at George
Kimmel, why aren't you working for Tiger for Tiger Belly and then I read it and I said, yeah
Why isn't George working for tonight? I was like, who's George and then George is like, can I be
Like I'll I'll I could email Bobby a million times wouldn't get a response and then we we met up with George Gilbert
And I met up with George and he said we have no money. There is no pay. We're really just
Winging this one of us has HPV
what well three of us have a
And do you want to be a part of it? And he said fuck? Yeah, and that's where it started. That's my greatest
What's your least favorite part of the year? I am so bad at these because I never think of like negatives
I actually like because of this podcast
I've tried to start listing things that I've never told anyone and it's just a what about being rejected by Jessica
That hurt your feeling
That's pretty bad. No, let's have an honest moment. I think that he was hurt. Yeah, and I think that it's okay
It's easy to be like, yeah, you know, it didn't affect me
But I know George and I know that it affected him and I think that's even that makes it even sweeter
Yeah, it makes you it's very endearing that it mattered to you that much because
You know, yeah, what about you Bobby?
Everything that I'm gonna say has to do with you know show business
Do it. All right, the bottom one with the worst time this year was was that Amy Poehler Amy Poehler audition
I had this audition where
Amy Poehler was producing and I didn't think she was gonna be there and I had it down, dude
I really did. I had it inside and out. I drove to Universal. I went in there and
She was there in the room and when I saw her I froze
Like I had this panic
Mm-hmm, right and then all of a sudden I was doing the audition and I didn't know any of it
Like I had to read it and it was terrible
Right and I I walked out of the audition tears as soon as I walked out coming down my face
And I remember I parked
Like a mile away because universe is long and I had a bottle of water
And I was hitting my head over the with this bottle of water
To the point where I was getting like welts on my head, you know, and I literally I wanted to relapse
It was so painful. Geez
um, the best time of the year, um
Booking.com
Maybe that that like being
Doing that with Jane Lynch when I was making out whether it was that that day felt like
No, what it felt like though was the opposite of the Amy Poehler thing where it was that kind of like, oh my god
I'm because everyone like that one of the
CAA was there all these people were there
And they were like what do you need and they just made me feel and it was good money like I was relevant relevant
You know, so maybe that was the best but it's a bullshit show business. It's like, you know, I'm bullshit. It's your life
No, no, no, no, you know what the worst time was not that god. What a fucking asshole. I am
Is when my dad got sick again
Anyway
Anyway, why did I remember? What about you gilb? Uh, the worst like bobby career related
I'm pretty usually confident coming out of stuff. But uh, the policy isn't from this year
I had like three producer sessions where they're like, they like you they like you you're gonna get make this happen
My management was telling me and then uh, I didn't get those three in a row
Usually I'm like, ah, whatever something will happen a bit. Like I just remember being like fuck
I'm 27. What the fuck is going on right now? And I was like shit. I suck
Because I don't get that many auditions. So when I do get one, I have to make it happen
Then I remember bobby was saying like it'll happen just everything has to click like so many things have to click for it
To work that one time. Yeah, but it was yeah, I was questioning myself for probably like a month or two
Uh began the year best thing
Uh, two things cbs diversity showcase. I thought I was gonna hate it
But it's been really great so far and Cindy and I was gonna say that and uh first time in the long
I mean, I'll just say first time in a serious relationship
Mm-hmm. Do you love her? Jesus keep calm down. Do you love her? You've been together for months now. Do you love her?
That's a fair question
Or do you want to you haven't told her yet and we can wait we can wait
I do
Yeah, my mom's gonna yell
You need to get to know her better
Does she pray does she pray?
Yeah, yeah, my mom's also super white. I don't know why I said it in an accent. Yeah, yeah, uh, but yeah those things
Kalyla, um, oh god the worst my the worst thing that has happened to me this year is finding out that my
um and has a stage four cancer
And only has less than a year
And so we're probably gonna take a trip to germany sometime soon
To uh spend time with her. Um, it sucks. Yeah, it sucks and it's painful because she's a nice lively woman. You can yeah
Yeah, yeah, she's a nice lady. She's probably the reason
Why I'm so vocal and open about everything is because she was always that she's the aunt who always talked about her nipples
She's like, let me let me show you my pinkie. She calls him pinkish
And she's so just like there's a hyper sexuality about her that she was never that she never was afraid to show
And she was just my most lively aunt. She is my most lively and she still is she's in the hospital right now
She always has full makeup by 7 a.m
She she's very very particular about her looks, but that's very painful because I um, I
It hurts me to see my mom so hurt. That's her sister, you know
My favorite part of the year is everything that has to do with being around you guys
Even when I'm in going through a lot of health problems
I think that this is a very grounding environment and it makes it brings me it springs me back to life
All my cheeks are are getting um are trembling because I feel like I'm gonna cry
Yeah, he's making me nervous, but I do love you guys. I think a lot more than either I show or
More than I realize because you guys are like my family. Okay. I'm gonna cry. So happy holidays
Can we get a zoom up on that face? Uh for a t-shirt
Are you crying too, bitch? No, I'm not at all
I'm like completely the opposite area. Can you hurry up? Yeah
Okay, let's go to questions. Yeah, it was like one of those
So you guys have three options. Uh, we have just regular questions from the fans wanted to ask
We have unhelpful advice questions and a lot of people have a lot of MMA questions because we have not touched anything
Why not? I feel so sad about it because I have so much to say about MMA, but we'll do MMA last
Okay, because that way they can you know, we'll start with the regular just a regular fan question
Okay, go ahead. Uh, someone asked on uh, twitter. We pull it up. Do do do do?
Oh god, there's so much Margaret stuff now. I have to go through it. Uh worst christmas gift ever received
Oh
This is on instagram rxunder
Mine was a bookmark with a magnifying lens. I was 13
Uh
Here's Kyla worst
Oh worst
I go bobby first. I can't even think of one his was his pillow. I think well, here's the worst gift. I ever gave someone for christmas
yeah
is
So when I was dating, you know, sarah, I was dating this comic named sarah highland
Yeah, it's just from louisville, kentucky and her parents were in la for christmas
and um
I I got her a gift. I forgot what it was, but it wasn't
Something that she wanted like I could tell she was it was like underwhelming
So I just thought I got I need something. I need to give her something else
So I have a surprise for you and so in my closet in a box. I had this vintage painting
Like cool. Like it was like unicorn
You know, like she loves unicorns or something like that
So I fucking wrapped it
And
Well, her parents were at my house. I was living above the comedy store
And I gave it to her and she opened it and she goes, oh, I go. Merry christmas. Another gift. I got for you
She goes, I gave you this last year
Damn man
And her parents are there and it wasn't funny
What is your problem and everyone was like everyone was like
Like looking at me like really dude
No, it wasn't no it wasn't funny because
It was really embarrassing
Anyway, God, that's really you
Um, I think that
A friend of mine gave me some bogus like an enlarged safety pin
And she was like, well, this means this and this means that and she was getting all philosophical
I'm like, no, bitch. You just broke and you're giving me a safety pin. You're trying to add meaning, you know
That was probably the worst one because I didn't buy into what it what she said it meant
And I'm like, God, could you have just gotten me like a protein bar or something?
A safety pin. So that that was probably my worst one because I felt like she was front and like it was something
Oh, my worst one was something I asked for but I was just trying to say it out loud
So it looked like I was tough like I was everyone wasn't the paintball at the time
Yeah, so I got a paintball gun and that's all I got and I fucking hate paintball because I'm pussy and I don't want to get
Fucking pegged by paintball. So I never actually went paintball. I just had the god
Just asked for it because you thought it was cool to ask for it. So like everyone saw the picture like I got a paintball gun too
And mine was like, see that's stupid. I never used it stupid gift
Next question. This is from at alan alvarado on twitter tiger belly. What is one thing you would change with time travel?
In the past in your past it could even be a personal thing. So it doesn't have to be like, you know, stop the holocaust but
Just in your own life. Yeah, personal to you. Okay
Okay, one can be a time to butterfly effect. So one tiny thing
George anything
Uh that you didn't tell us a story about Brad Pitt
I don't know wouldn't have broken up with one girl. That's a boring one though
Hawaii
Uh
Hand jobs you've been getting lately, George. You're 37 getting hand jobs. I'm back in it man. I'm in it dog
Oh, wait complete completion. But remember it went in your eye. Yeah, that's the weird thing. He knotted in his own eye
You knotted
And it squirted in your own eye
Yeah, it took forever because this girl was not like it was it was like very tentative
Yeah, so then it was so built up by the time it came
Yeah, it was just like a rocket right in my own fucking eye. I was blinking the whole time
I was kind of happy but I was like, uh
Yeah, yeah
You disgusting heathen
You heathen
I don't even ever want to hear that again
Wait, babe, so if if if he's already
Pink dick with pink eye. What does that make him just pink all over
I don't know. Yeah, pink is the eye
pinker eye
You you seem like you have chunky cum. Oh, I know you do. I know I have very chunky cum. It's like oatmeal
It's a steel cut. Oh, I get I get both. What the sides the doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Okay
No, good. I thought it was sick at one point. No, it came out black
Honestly that that question really threw me for a loop because of the fact that
I believe that I don't wouldn't change anything about my life right now
And I believe that if I changed anything in the past it could indirectly affect my life true
Right. So yeah, yeah
Like even the little bit of a you know
Of a change, especially gigantic historical events would change my life
Yeah
Yeah, there there been changes everything. That's true
I think some of the regrets I have are always like what I say on this podcast because I always think that it's just the four of us
And I often forget there are a lot of people listening
So I say some dumb shit a lot and I'll be the first to admit that sometimes when I listen back
I cringe and I'm like, wolf kalala. You didn't it did not come out how like you intended
My other regret is not I think I mentioned a specific thing. Do you have a specific thing? What were you thinking of? Yeah, um
one of it was
I like I talked about defending the fucking Philippine president that makes me cringe because it's like oh kalala like you just wanted
to oppose, you know
um, also, I think
Oh, I'm not even gonna say it because it makes me listen. Don't do it. You have to say you have to say it now
my um, my butt clenched like when we got into that whole red band Kate Quigley thing
I wish that whole thing disappeared
All right, I wish that we never even like there's another that's one thing we went on the you know
We didn't go high like we we we we got petty. It was petty and it was stupid and
and
Yeah, and I wish I wanted to go on a joey ds's podcast and talk about john caparillo
Why does that cause the whole storm? Well, yeah, him and I are not no longer friends and it's weird
It may never get fixed
and um
you know
I shouldn't have done that
I should have just shut my mouth and I know that he did these things in the past but
I had let it go at the time and it's like it was just something that I shouldn't have said
because you know at the end of the day, he's a very good comic and um
You know, he's not the nicest guy in the world, but
Still, I was kind of friends with them, you know, we would say talk to each other and stuff
I just just regret that whole episode really to be honest with you
Yeah, especially him yelling at me and getting that screaming fight that we had
Yeah, yeah, I didn't like it. You know, you know, you know, that's another thing is like getting into wars with
Comics in general, which is I'm always in the middle of them. I'm just done with that
Yeah, that feeling is not something that I ever want to feel even that whole thing with
With us talking about like charlie and whatnot. Yeah, um, you know that had repercussions and
And you know, I didn't I didn't go unscathed and he wanted to
you know
retaliate in his own way and
I accept it but at the same time it's
It's unsettling, you know, it's unsettling and it doesn't make you feel good. It doesn't make your day go well and um, yeah
It's like a lot of things I've learned this year is that
It doesn't always have to be said especially when it's like personal stuff really really personal stuff
We don't need to say it. There are a ton of other things that we can talk about
We can share a few things about our lives like in the past, but if it's happening today
Maybe we should sit on it a little longer before we
You know, maybe let it
Marinate a little longer let the situation marinate before we talk about it because friendships could end people could get hurt
And it's just not a good place to be. Yeah, that whole thing was um
Um
It was terrible
It's it's terrible and I I mostly feel
Just confused about
It's just terrible. I haven't addressed it in the most and I've been ignoring it and avoiding it to be honest with you
Because I haven't talked to him
Oh, I thought there was an aftermath. No, I would talk to him in months. He thought that it would make him feel better to unleash all his
Anger towards me. I think that he truly believes that somehow I've manipulated
Bobby to go against him and it's like
The only thing I've manipulated Bobby to do is to write you checks
That's the only manipulation I've done when Bobby was reluctant to help
The only thing I've ever said to Bob Bobby is don't leave your friend hanging
So for the fact that he wants to troll on instagram and say all these things about me is really unsettling because it's like dude
I was always on your side. I came up with a hashtag charlie is a good guy. I made stickers of his face
I really wanted to see
What we could do
With him, you know, because he was his best friend and it makes me really sad that all of a sudden
I became enemy number one to him when I always
felt like
In my heart, I wanted him to be a part of our family. I wanted him to be our ally
I wanted I wanted to be his ally
And I don't know if this just makes me sad all together, but that's another regret. I guess it's just talking about it at all
Yeah
At all
He didn't you know
What type of gifts are okay to re-gift and which are not?
We learned from Bobby don't do that
Nick pillows
We give that shit all day we gift socks because socks are like most are cool. Yeah. I mean as long as they're not worn
Yeah, I mean they're just bullshit gifts that people give people like
I do a tooth like like I'll just go to starbucks and get a gift card gift card. Yeah, I mean or socks
you know
Like if you're gonna get if you're not gonna fucking
Spend some money or be legitimate about it. Then it's like don't bother bro
You know what I mean dog
Is I and you know like my brother fucking got me a pocket pussy. I told you that right? Yeah, but he had already used it
No, thank you. So don't no re-gifting sex toys. Do not re-gift sex toys. You know, he didn't wash it
You know, he didn't yeah, you know like go and buy a new one. I think that's sweet
That's like the his most prized possession possibly no because it doesn't work anymore the reason why he gave it to me
Because it was ripped it was ripped and then yeah, and it's already it's done
Yeah, you know my brother in my sub style. He gave me a pack of cigarettes and he smoked half the pack
You know, he's done that he's done stuff like that and he's giving me socks before
So now my brother and I just understand we don't just don't we do nothing
Well, your brother though is very considerate with me
There isn't a birthday or a Christmas that he doesn't wrap something for me and write a card for me
Steve is very cute like that. He's not like you. He does care and even if it's not they're not expensive
My god, don't even get me started woman
Don't even get me started. I like gestures like that. I love your brother
I love Steve
It's like
Your bro's the best
You you're good too. You're the best best. I'm the best. You're the emperor error. Give me another fucking question
man, this is from a t-fest tfs s feels on tiger belly instagram any plans for bobby to do a comedy tour in australia
Don't before listen. Listen. Listen anyone listening in australia. I want to fucking go there
I want to do
It shows shows me a little bit, but but the but the fucking festivals and stuff that to bring me over there
Somebody has to contact me and go let's do this
But I'm not going to just show up with my backpack and go to a comedy club and go a kind of go up
It's got it's a different country. It's got to be I've done it in south africa
But it was a festival. I was there for two months and I did it with a bunch of guys
I know that they have festivals in australia. I fucking just invite me
So if you're listening to australia, you know a dude that knows a dude, right? Get that dude to call my and then make it happen
You know, I want to go
Yeah
Uh, can captain bobo, uh, tell us some high school wrestling stories
I think you've told a lot. I haven't told everything though. Okay, tell us one more
Steroids well, no, no, that's not it. Oh, but I mean, I wish you didn't say that
There was one unfortunate situation
And I'm just gonna say this and this does not reflect
On the powie high school wrestling team
But this happened once
I ended up being in the woods
With the whole team
And we all had to pick a tree
And bend over
And they injected shit into our assholes not assholes. Wait, wait, what? It was it was steroids steroids deca
Oh
Yeah, it's an embellishment of a story or is this yeah, that's real real. What the fuck powie
And I think I don't think the coaching staff had anything to do with it. I think it was
The heavyweight or the light, you know, one of the guys that's like yeah, yeah that did it
But I remember being out there going I don't want this done
But I was forced to do it. Oh god
But I don't want powie. I don't want this to be another controversy. So that was in the 80s
Yeah, so that nobody there is there and let's just move on and they want a lot of titles. So calm. Yeah, so calm down
So calm the fuck down on their champions. All right. This is a good question. And also another thing is that um
Like a lot of the wrestling team and I the reason when I lost my virginity
It had to do with the wrestling team because there was a couple of guys that was on the
right and you got last dibs. Yes, you got final dibs because you were the lowest weight class, right?
Yes, um, who's fatter birth cresher or tom segura?
Bert cresher, right cresher is fatter. Yeah, okay
Good answer. Um, what else is both very funny? Yeah, this is from uh, jamie dummy on tiger billy instagram
What are you guys? What are y'all's favorite celebrity crushes?
Oh, shit
My brother has a thing
Where if and we still have the tape it's at my parents house. Yeah, it's a cassette. I'm not kidding you
Ask my brother the next time he's on it. If you push play, this is what you hear
And he repeats it a thousand times
That's one of the songs. Yeah, it is. It's a song. Oh, he's turned it into a song
Yeah, but okay. The reason why it's a song is because there is a tape at home where he repeats it a thousand times, right?
Yeah
So childhood crush is better. I can I can who cares about my crush now
It's my only question my babe. Yep
Yeah, um, my childhood crush was um, devon sawa
um
Who is out of a no that is really? Yeah, who's devon sawa? Well devon sawa
he's from um
Little giants. Is that the movie? He's also from casper. Oh the kid the boy. Yeah, he is casper, right? Yeah, okay
Yes, and also micro rosenbaum. Obviously. Yeah. Well, no like this was child child child super child crush
um, what about yours trying to remember
Uh
The lady from itu mama tambien itu mama tambien. Yeah
Uh when I was like naked all the time. Yeah, the only lady the main one. Yeah. She was really hot. You bobby yung yung
Oh yung yung
Probably jody foster in the movie the accused. Yes. Good choice when she was raped on
Oh my god, I love it. But the reason is because she was raped and I love that god damn it bobby
Look into my soul. I'm bobby lee. I like it when people get raped. I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding
I'm totally kidding. That was wrong
Oh, no, that was a brutal scene. Yeah, but can I just say something right now?
Um
Is it let me just say if I had jerked off to that scene when I was a kid would that be wrong?
No, because you're still you don't know any better if you're eight years old and something turns you on you just go for it
Let me ask you george. Is that wrong that I masturbated to a rape scene in the movie the accused
Yes, but depending on your age, you may have have an excuse
Yeah, but also there is a thing as a rapey porn
And yeah, you know, there's I was watching a serious movie
By myself. We had HBO at the time and at my house
It was on I didn't know what it was and then I liked jody foster
Yeah, and then there was a pinball machine. She's on it and I got aroused and I
They did three strokes and I came right away and then I felt guilty for a year
Three strokes. That's fine. Then you did it as quickly as possible. Oh, yeah, get it out of the way. Yeah now if I was
38 would that be weird
Yeah, because you have access to other than I was 14. Okay
Then I was 14 in that case
100% 14
There's another rape scene
Just listen right
It's called irreversible the movie. Oh, yeah, and there's literally a eight minute rape scene
Eight minutes in a tunnel. Yeah, it's what that french act. Yeah, and it's so uncomfortable to watch
uh, but
She's so hot though. What is her name mario cotillard? No, no, she's a little older than that
I don't know her name, but it is the most brutal rape scene. I hate that scene
but at your top
No, I didn't say that. Okay, and that's coming out of your mouth. Yeah, we're gonna get quoted for it like
Honestly, honestly ask calyla. I hate those kind of scenes in fucking porn even to I hate him. Oh, I hate any kind of
But we do act it out. We do we do roleplay. We have roleplay that before
I like she was but I'm always like some sort of camp counselor. Can you show me that?
I've never heard the camp counselor one. Yeah, it'd be like
so
Is this your first time at this camp?
I mean no last year I kind of had a thing with joey, but we couldn't tell anybody because he was 21
Oh, yeah, you fucked joey. All right, but you know what I'm 60
I mean, I guess if you can keep a secret
Yeah, it was that kind of that kind of thing. Oh, wow
Like I'm getting around right now by doing it. Yeah. Yeah, and I also act super stupid
But then I always end up like turn raping him instead. Yeah. Yeah, and then I have to go stop. Yeah
I'm 60. You're only no means no
Right, and then she'd like grabs my neck. Yeah. Fuck. She's like, I'm gonna get you fired. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
She does that. Yeah. Yeah, she'll do like a little
Extortion thing like I'm like she did one where I was like her dad's business partner
Yeah, right and then I'm gonna tell you my dad. Yeah, it's very specific. Fuck me. I'm gonna tell
Yeah, I'm gonna show the videotape. Yeah, but it's also like he's married so he can't fuck me anymore
Oh, because but then I'm like if you stop fucking me if you stop becoming my lover
She gets really like, you know specific
Yeah, like because you guys are doing the business with the Koch brothers and like it's like like really like real
Yeah, and like oh, yeah, yeah
So, um, yeah, all right next one Bobby
Would you rather lose one of your testicles or have Kalayla vigorously finger you in the butthole?
Who's that from? This is from the chosen Juan one
What I mean, no, I would vigorously play with my butthole because I want my testicle for life
Yeah, so you want to get like just ridiculous, but vigorously though. Jesus. It's like would you watch um
A man being murdered on the internet or get your eyes gouged out. Okay. Let me change it up every day vigorously fingered every day
And look at her fingers. Look at my fingers my et fingers
Still I want my testicle and also, uh, you know, that's right. There would be a horrible life
Yeah, he would just have to get used to getting asked fuck ouch
Okay, next next
Uh, do you think sage north cut squeaky clean image is a ruse or is he hiding some dark disturbing secrets mma minute?
I think I want mickey gall to destroy sage north cut
I think sage north cut is he's probably a sweet boy. I don't think that it's a ruse. He's american psycho
But you think so? Oh, yeah, dudes like that dude or like they're not
he's just
a
A republican
White christian conservative
You know, he really cares about his hair
And his body and the right spray tan. He doesn't bother me as much as his dad's
Bedazzled jeans bother me. Affliction jeans. Yeah. Yeah, his father. I think is a little bit more troublesome to me
But sage seems pretty just uh, sometimes he doesn't know like you do you see that video of him like crushing an apple with his hand?
It's called like the apple challenge
It's the most absurd thing I've ever seen but he's so unaware
There is a sense of delusion about him. I think he's been uh, he's lived a very sheltered life for sure
I don't think it's a ruse though. I think that's who he is. I think the dad's a little sus though
But go make you go
We began a lot of uh
Messages from last week couldn't talk about it because margaret was here. Uh, duho duho choi. Yes the korean super boy
Uh, a lot of people want to know what are your thoughts on like another mma asian mma state
I I brought it up last night to joe. I really did. I go do that korean as I know dude. He goes that guy has the heart of a lion
He goes there is no loose in his eyes
And he's gonna be a very very interesting
Um prospect, you know in mma. I think that
Dana white and they really like him. Yeah, and um, although he lost
He won me over as a fan. I'm a fan for life. I don't think anyone lost that fight. I don't think either
I don't think none any of them. I think we won
It's one of those things where the fight was so good and so entertaining and so many points of
Like he thought it was going to be over, but he just stood there and fucking took all those shots and I have to say, um
What's the other guy's name? Uh cup swanson cup swanson's new look very good very good
Oh, but the hair with the little fancy mustache silver like mustache
Kind of looks like old timey. Yeah
I really like it a lot. Keep that look going dude because um
That worked and you know what he he I never really liked cup swanson and he I became a fan
That fight was that fight that fight was so fun to watch
It was an amazing that old card was amazing that kick bite almost seroni. Yeah
Oh, seroni is a beast. Let's say that right now, dude. He is
Technical I was not a fan of his oh really for years, but for the last couple of years
I've been watching him and I'm like no this guy is really legitimately really good
Especially when he went up in a way to 170. Yeah, he's far more. Um
He just feels stronger. You know, he's also very
technical
Like he's precision precision his combinations are amazing the video game. Yeah, I really really um, I'm a fan of his
Then max hollow way won the title
Well interim interim. Yeah, it's still jose. Oh, that was so silly
I mean jose won interim too, but then they just bumped him up
Yeah, you just got promoted because connor had to vacate what she says he hasn't
I mean
Wait, it's like he has to defend it though. There hasn't been a title shot in however long he's been on other in that way
It's bullshit. It's like how does someone like jose Aldo who's the champion for 10 fucking years
Not get an immediate fucking rematch. Yeah, so that's sort of why
You know, he wants to get out. He wants to get out of his contract by by the way
Yeah, he wants to leave and play soccer and play soccer
Oh for flamenco or whatever the team's called. Yeah, I mean he um
Um
I mean he's
He was disrespected in that way. Mm-hmm jose aldo. Most disrespect is frankie edger
Yeah, but my you're wme. You have seen now. You just need to make money. So they just who is it?
Who was disrespected more than him
Frankie why just frankie just never got a shot at anything. Well, he never got a title shot not at 145
Oh
Yeah, but if he would know but what i'm saying is recently like in the in the age of connor migregor
Sure. Sure. Sure. You know
Yeah, but the thing is is that he's had opportunity and in those opportunities
If you don't clinch the win that's important to you for your career. It's not going to happen
Yeah
It's almost as if you're saying that he never got to fight any of these guys at any crucial moment. He did he just lost
Right. I'm just talking about big money fights. Frankie edger has been around for so long that he deserved
That big money fight. Yeah, you know, he's paid his dues and but you know who disappeared is what's his name alvarez
Eddie alvarez disappeared
He hasn't
Posted anything on instagram. I he did. Did you not know I read that but that was the last one that letter
Yeah, very heartbreaking. I like it. Yeah, at least he got paid
And then my my two cents on ronda coming back is is that I just I don't see it
You don't see her being Amanda. I'm so excited. She beats her easily
Amanda. I'm excited. I don't think wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What'd you just say to me right now ronda rousey beats amanda nunez
Easily she's a striker. She's a striker. That's like very aggressive. Apparently you haven't seen amanda nunez in the ring then
Yeah, I saw her one. She beat misha right. She also lost the cat zingano
Yeah, but that was earlier on in her career though. The last couple of dude
She's still no, but no one can take her down like ronda. You know once ronda takes you down
It's a little my my prediction is this and I think that um ronda has done
Amazing things for probably the most she was the most influential
Fighter aside from Conor McGregor's in MMA. Okay, so I understand giving her props for that and she's very talented
I'm not saying that. Okay, but what I'm saying is that amanda nunez is
An evolved fighter. Yeah, she's a she's precise
She's technical and she's also a beast
She has all the combinations that I think that yohana has
right and I really believe
that
Amanda nunez is gonna destroy ronda rousey
Yeah, pick her apart. You guys should put money on it then. I'll bet a hundred dollars on it. I'll bet less than that
No, if you really see here's here's what I here's what I hate about. I'll do 50. This is what I hate about bats, right?
If you're so confident
Then you should just go up at a thousand. I know this for a fact. That's a thousand that I'm gonna get
You should always put money on an underdog anyway, so then you don't believe in it
I just gotta be smart because I need to pay rent. All right. How about this 50 bucks 50 bucks?
Whoa, they're hand shaking
It's official. It's official 50 bucks. And then what happens ronda wins and then holly wins 145 vision
They do chamfers champ. W means happy big money fight. That's what happens
Um, I gotta go guys. No problem. Is it you already? Yeah, what times your spot? How long have we been doing this?
Oh, we uh, we're basically at two hours
Right at two hours. Yeah, but we have one more unhelpful advice question. We do a helpful advice. I'm sorry
Unhelpful advice. Yeah, I know. All right. Unhelpful advice with bobby and kalilah. The answer to this question is probably going to fall more
on kalilah given her background as a nurse
But I'm interested to hear bobby side too given the time you spent with her in hospitals
I've been an intensive care nurse for just under two years now and absolutely love my parents and their families
But I have a tendency to let patient family members walk all over me because I'm still very new to nursing and feel like I need to
Please everyone. How should I make it known that while I'm here to help my patient have been?
Patient have the best chance of surviving a critical illness or trauma as well as help the family cope that the hospital is not a hotel
I'm I'm not I'm more than a bellboy
so I guess that's pretty frustrating because a lot of my friends who
Graduated me who were working who are in their second year of nursing some of them are icu nurses who are very very good nurses very bright girls
They have the exact
same question
you know I have um
I I I even have a girlfriend of mine who she's a white girl a blonde girl from orange county
She's a very very bright girl very astute probably one of the smartest girls that came out of my nursing program
But because of the demographics of long beach memorial
she gets um
Hated on a lot kind of like what we do to you george
Where it's like the families who either if they're like, you know, for instance, she gave me an example of
Um, let's say for instance an african-american family who completely just are like oh like what is that white girl?
What does that little white girl know?
You know and she's doing her best. It's an you know, it's an it's an intense setting right?
It's a one-on-one one nurse sometimes they have two patients, but you got tubes coming out like everything every
Every five minutes matters then when you're an intensive care nurse it is very very like high stress job
Um, and I think that it's normal because she is a new nurse. You just have to grit and bear
That's part of the process. I think I don't have an answer for you other than I have an answer. You're going to figure it out
I have an answer
You want to hear it? Yeah
The last time we went to the hospital koala and I right
She had to get a nurse had to come in and do some tests on her right should they hook something up?
They had to do something. I know what it is
But I was in the way right and she just sat there patiently and I said to her I go. I'm so sorry. I know I'm in your way
I'll move
because
I'm her boyfriend
But you they have to do a job
Yeah, okay, and if I'm in the way of that job
Then you tell me I'm in the fucking way
all right
because I know that you guys are professionals and I
You know if I knew what had a nurse she wouldn't have to come to the hospital
I'd have the equipment at home, but I'm not a professional
So I guess you're right
It is good to stand firm and stand your ground and if people are not respecting the space of healing
You should let them know like hey, this isn't conducive to me working
Doing what I need to do for your family member if you can exit while I do this, you know
It's it's obviously their right to be there
But if it's getting in the way of what you need to do you should you have the right to verbalize that
but when my dad was
In the hospital and my brother and I came I think it was like a year ago
And my mom was at the hospital and we showed up during the day
And my mom goes they didn't they didn't feed him
Right remember
And my brother and I just went because the reason why they did that was because here they see
An immigrant mother who barely speaks English. I mean she speaks English, but you know in front of America. She gets nervous, right?
and
So she just they just kind of ran over her
Yeah
So then I come up with Kalilah and my brother and I and my brother. I don't know if you know, but he's cute
But when he gets angry, he's a snapperhead rage
So we're both like going what the you know, I mean we're angry, right?
And then they were like, oh, no, we you know, sorry, you know, there must have been like, you know, I miss communication, right?
Just do your fucking job
too
Yeah, but do your job and I will let you do your job. I'll tell you what though
Yes, there are a lot of reckless nurses that are usually in the med surge floor or like a lesser like acuity floor
But she's an ICU nurse
Intensive care it like I said, it's one-on-one the doctor will probably show up for five minutes to do an assessment
But everything falls on this nurse every tiny bit of change if if the patient decompensates it's on her
It's on her all of it is on her shoulders when they're dead and they they start decomposing
No, decompensate means like your your blood pressure or something at your heart rate, you know
Well, they should say name it something else then when they're not doing well. Yeah, it sounds like decomposing
Yeah, but her job is a very very tough job. It's an honorable job
And if the family is getting in the way of your work
You should say it diplomatically nicely and say this is what I have to do
Like get out of my way. However nicely you can put that honorable isn't even the word. It's your
Your job is probably one of the most important jobs at the fucking hospital, especially at this level. Yeah, and it's like
Yeah, you know, it's all praise be like surgeries and and those kind of things are left to the surgeon, but
everything around that
You're very important and I've noticed that from my dad's sickness and from your sickness
And I already you know, I know that you know
She's a nurse my girlfriend and I mean, but you went to school, you know, and um
Oh my god, this guy, you know what just happened. Oh my god, 80 D child. That was such a quick snap. What just happened?
What happened?
The high fix says I'm doing a war warlock on destiny. Oh, okay
And I'm like, I don't play destiny, but I just let him do it. Oh, yeah, but anyway, um, your your, um
Job is important and don't let these
People
All right, happy holidays
We're all going to hold hands and we're going to end in a nice little kumbaya
No, my hands are so wet. I'm sorry. Why did you guys got weird there? Here. We're gonna end this. Why did you sing the song there?
We need to say a prayer. You're gonna say sorry Gil, but you don't have to really hold my sticky hands
Okay, come on. Say a prayer, sweetie. A wish for 2017. Just touch George. I'm gonna do this
I would just put your hand on the table. Yeah, put your hand on your table
You've known it for so long. Put your hand on the table. I'll do this. You've known it for so long
Okay, a prayer for 2017. Dear lord, heavenly father
I
We are here today because of you lord because of your omnipotent love charity in your heart
And throughout the history of time
There have been connections spiritual connections between man woman child and our forefathers
And we have created societies and we have created
Underbelly of societies and we want to live in the society and not the underbelly and lord let us come
towards you in the sunset of our lives
and reach
a precipice of sheer knowledge and
a sense of knowing within each other and
creating a stone
relationship based on stone
Ideology and spirit. It's all about the elements fire ice
Earth and spit no no water lord spirit. Oh heart no water lord
And what I want to say to you from the deepest portions of my own temple is is that
Penetrate us with your
With your love
Penetrate us with your forgiveness
Penetrate us hard with your
Your your your wisdom
And let us forever
Ride
The beam inside the hole of which is your own
Heart
Amen. Amen. Bravo guys. Wow. That was awesome. It's pretty good. Happy new year everybody. And then you know what?
You know what? You know what's hard to believe? I made that up. No
I really made no you got off book before this. No, no, no, I made up the whole thing and it's very hard to believe
Bobby do you have a new year's show? I have. Oh, yes. Yes. Not not a new year's show
George jump over there, please
January 13 to the 15 Bobby is going to be at the Irvine improv with Michael Rosenbaum
And I another opener. I haven't decided on yet and the weekend after that. He's going to be at Laugh Out Loud San Antonio
Texas and the week
After that, he's going to be it the Addison improv
At the Addison improv in Texas
For more dates, please go to bobbyleelive.com and I will be uploading links to ticket links as we go
Georgie Porgy
News around the internet on reddit user bendabiz
Says he does not want the clona willy back. Oh, yes. I got that from benedict, right? Yes. He's bendabiz on reddit, but yeah
user
Loub thai walker quoted my fail quickly and move on so it only has four upvotes. So please
Help that
Get higher. Thank you
on youtube
set of horns and a halo
Said hey pd. Please tell the crew to keep talking about us
So uh, we already did. Yes, but uh, he was complaining about have not hearing the uh MMA minute in a while. We'll remember
We'll remember
Um, what else?
Let's do some let's do some housekeeping just because we're not gonna be well first of all
Are we going let's talk about this now? Do you want to give this whole episode at one time or do you want to cut it up?
And then
My vote still cut it up. Okay. Okay cut it up. So yeah, we can yeah, so we get two episodes because we don't want to miss
a week, right? Yeah, right? But also guys, I this is what I really really want to stress
As you found out what you already know is this is coming out a week after the first
Well, it's obvious because we're wearing the same clothes. Yeah
Um, I really want to stress this to turn over the new year correctly
When I when we receive messages or emails from you guys telling us that we're lazy that we need to upload
The video don't there's a camera still on. I know that's what I wanted to be seeing. No, no, no
She doesn't want to be seen. She doesn't want to be seen. She doesn't want to be seen.
She's so beautiful
Let's let's clarify the schedule of tiger belly for the umpteenth time the new people that we're getting right
But also the ones who just aren't getting it. It's like the same people. I'm like you guys
It's wednesday wednesday morning without fail. Maybe we might have uploaded late one time when it's like a two hours late
Right?
Wednesday, you're gonna get the audio and itunes even tuesday night for some people west coast
um, and look
The video does not come on youtube until friday
So when we're getting emails like you guys are fucking lazy, where is the video you don't umpteenth time?
It's tuesday audio
Friday video, you know, i'm the one that's in charge of that right and occasionally we put a vlog out on
Tuesday mornings that is always the schedule that we've adhered to and nothing's gonna change until
And if it does we'll let you know
um
So I just needed to clarify that because we get constantly, right?
I do get a few and if you forget the schedule, it's on the instagram page. I put it there. It's
Tuesday or wednesday friday
And that's it
And this episode was not brought to you by sonic's box. It wasn't oh wait. That was the previous one. Yeah
But it's ever gonna listen back to back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
um anything else house keeping we want to talk to people for a while, so um
Oh, let me well while bob. There's a couple other questions. We didn't get to for you
Maybe for you guys will you guys be sending selling merch soon like hoodies hats?
Merch is coming really soon. Yes, George and I just finally got um the bulk of the work done yesterday
We just have to figure out um the launch uh the launch date which will be probably early late
Probably late winter early spring
It's a fair estimate. Yeah, we got to get wait for it to get made putting in the final orders
Yeah, but we're working with really really nice people and um, oh, yeah, I'm wearing the shirt
Oh, you are I like my new favorite shirt. Yeah, so we just got to
We we we're finally getting there guys and thank you so much for being patient
And we hope you but when it comes out that you you know
Support what we put out then you enjoy it
And then another question on twitter from uh, Tony Morales
And he plans the future to add an extra episode each week or maybe extend the usual podcast
If we get more people that can do this type of work, which is editing video
um
A lot of it falls on george and gilbert does the editing of the audio george does the video
um
When we get to that point. Yes, but as long as it's just the four of us
It's probably a little difficult because everyone has other projects and stuff right like
We're doing a bunch of other things outside of tiger belly. So we don't always have the time to
You know do that, but we're going to try I think that's a that's a good goal
You can just step that goal and just you know work towards it eventually and expand in that way
Um, I think that's all I have on my end. You can follow me on instagram and all forms of social media at calamity k
And you can send us packages at our p.o. Box, which is 1626 north will cox that I beat you george
north will cox avenue number
161
hollywood california
I'm forgetting this. I have nine zero zero two eight. I think yeah, that's correct, right?
I've got three in my head mine and that one and yeah, yeah
Yeah, so I see my sister from here putting on lights on the christmas tree. I'm gonna join her. It's been a pleasure
I'm spending 2016 with you guys. We hope you have a wonderful 2017. We love you
We appreciate your support and we will see you in the new year. Bye
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Happy holidays
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