TigerBelly - Esther Povitsky & The Spaghetti Factory Girl

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

Bobby's Drugstore June co-star Esther Povitsky stops by. Also, Jamie hangs out and gives us an update on his post-TigerBelly life. We chat Bob's Superbowl story, iCarly, body count, Steph Rogan, pet chow mein, melting mayo, and full sex.  "Understand. Learn. Discover. Then Discard." - Bobby Lee Go to www.zocdoc.com/belly and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. That’s www.zocdoc.com/belly Go to www.prizepicks.com/belly and use code BELLY for a first deposit match up to $100! PrizePicks: Pick more. Pick less. It’s that Easy! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash BELLY. That’s www.rocketmoney.com/belly Introducing THE A BUNCHA WOLVES COLLECTION BY CHUBBIES Find your inner wolf... and put some shorts on him at www.chubbies.com   

Music Hey, don't look at my, you can look at my head It's good to go to work Fuck off Celery? That green stuff At Mendocino Farm, he got the pizza melt Kids' pizza melt, he hated everything I've made here For the kids menu Why?

He prefers Subway over to whatever this wacky thing is I had this thing, it's a Fittys shroom steak and I don't like shrooms He doesn't like my shrooms We're gonna take you to a nice restaurant. We need to open your mind. I don't know what these guys took me. What are your favorite foods? Wings, tacos, and pizza. It was a real pizza. It was just

sauce with bread. He ordered the kids pizza. You know where you should take him that's really close by? Easy Street. The Smash Burgers? Or Hi-Ho. Easy Street, the Smash Burgers? Great year? I like Smash. Or Hi-Ho. Hi-Ho. Easy Street.

Easy Street's better than Hi-Ho? I mean, Smash Burger is Smash Burger. Hey! What'd you eat? Nothing. I watched this documentary last night about Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli. Yeah.

And I want to be like him. In what way? Not draw. Japanese? No, it goes a scene where. Retire and unretire him. In what way? Not draw. Japanese? No, there was a scene where retire and unretire and yeah, yeah, yeah. And make there's also a scene

where he was like, you know, this artist comes up to him, he's sitting there. And this artist, you know, drew something that Miyazaki wanted to draw. And he goes to Miyazaki, goes, what about this?

He goes, no. If you can't do it quit he was that hard yeah and the guy went and went back right I go that's what I want to be the power of it I like it yeah no because it's not a lot hate just do it what was he do it right if I'm not right Do it right. Do it right. Am I not right? Do it right. Do it right. Yeah. So if you don't say funny things in the next five minutes, quit, dude.

Quit comedy or... No kidding. Not you. I like your face. Should we tell the audience who this is and why he's here? Oh yeah. Jaime.

Jaime. Well, we were Barbarossa. Yeah. Ralph Barbarossa. Ralph became a bi. We liked him on the side. And then we go come back and just kind of sit with us every once in a while.

Do you have an update on, give us an update on your dating life? Or no, even better. Tell them what you told me about your success after Tiger Valley with the body count. Tell me about it. Since every episode aired, my body count went skyrocket. How many?

By three. Skyrocket! That's good. Three is a lot. How many? By three. Skyrocket! That's good. Three is a lot. The road for him? Three is like a thousand. Wait, and how long ago was that episode? Like only a couple months ago, right?

Two months? We had a sold out weekend. Well, I didn't. Ralph did. He had a sold out weekend in San Jose, improv. And that weekend was like my... Yeah, that's right. See all three in that one weekend

If you do the Decaprio Jaime scale three is a thousand for fucking That's pretty good. Yeah, that's like Leo doing a thousand Ralph was proud of me. He got me a piercing but took it off right now Oh, you did okay good. Thanks for showing us your yeah Yeah, it's not there. So we'll tend to close back up if you don't keep it in there. Was it because of Ralph or was it because of Tiger Belly? Tiger Belly in my ten minutes that... Really? What were people saying to you? Like what name were they calling you?

Oh, so I went on stage and a lot of people were chanting, Ernie! Hey, what's up man? Because you called him Bert and Ernie, remember? Ernie. What's up, Ernie? You good? Yeah. So, yeah, go ahead. I had a body on Thursday, Friday.

A body. A young, beautiful lady. You had a human, maybe? Yeah. I had this girl on Thursday. I call them meat holes. So you had a meat hole Thursday. Meat hole Thursday is what they call it.

I love the young lady. Well, she was, OK, yeah, Meat Hall Thursday. Meat Hall Thursday is what they call it. I love the young lady. Well, she was, OK, yeah, she was lovely. Thursday and then Friday. Well, let's go back to Thursday, OK? Thursday. No, but let me, she's in your hotel room. We went to the club. I know, but after, you fuck at the club?

No, we were at the club. I met her at the club. You want to know where I met her at? You just said the club. No, we're at the gay. I met her at the club. You wanna know where I met her at? You just said the club. No, where I was at gay bar. Okay. What were you doing there? Yeah, we had another comedian.

He was, he was gay. Yeah, I think. Gay bars are really more fun. I love gay bars. There's more girls there, so. I know. So you went to the gay bar, you met her. I met her.

And then you went to the hotel room? I hate this. Yeah. So let me, now we're in the hotel room. I'm the girl. I mean, how did you get her back to the hotel room? Let's talk about Yeah, and then she went so let me now. We're in the hotel room I'm the girl. Okay. How did you get her back to the hotel room? Let's talk about my set. I know but would you say something? Yeah, I said, uh, what did I say something about spaghetti? I can't remember Of course the classics. Oh, yeah, I know would you like your spaghetti firm or like a little? Where's that the spaghetti factory? Oh my god, I want to fuck her now. You want to go? Yeah

Yeah, she said free spaghetti for me. I love spaghetti factory. Oh my god. That's his favorite. I want to fuck her now. You want to go? Yeah, yeah. She said free spaghetti for you. I love spaghetti factory. What do you get there? Spaghetti. Meatballs. OK. I get that half and half.

I get a mushroom sauce slash the other. The cheese. The cheese. The sauthera. The sauthera? Cheese. The sauthera. Let's move on.

We're in the hotel room now, right? Do you talk for a while? Yeah, we talked for a little bit. What did you guys talk about? Well, let me be the girl. Hi, May. OK, I'm trying to remember. OK.

Now, let's do the scene. Look at me right now. Do you not act? Yes. We're learning now. OK. Hi, May. Very good set tonight.

Thank you. I don't know what she's Asian. Yeah. I don't go to set tonight. Yeah, yeah. Who's here? That's there. Hi, May. good set tonight. Thank you. I did my so um, what are we doing your hotel room? I have this bottle and you know, maybe we can drink in and then See what happens. Okay, and did you go in for the move? Yeah, well she went in for the move. I was so scared

tongue kiss no no tongue Thanks for showing us. Really? That's it? Yeah, and then she kissed my neck and then my ear and... Yeah, you got to wreck hard, huh? At first, no. I had a whiskey.

Okay. It took you a minute. Yeah, it took you a while. Yeah, whiskey dick? Yeah, whenever I had whiskey. You know her? Esther, yes. Hi, Esther.

How do you know her? I've seen her on I-Cardi. At Hardy? I-Carly. I iCarly. At Hardy? iCarly. iCarly. Those are switch seats. Why?

She was on iCarly. This is a huge Esther fan. Those all hurt. We've got your super fan here. He's a super fan. Hi little one. Hi little one. Hi Esther.

How's the baby going good? It's big. Brewing. I love it. You have the perfect roundest, I love it. Thank you. You have the perfect roundest, really symmetrical belly. Is it supposed to be symmetrical? I mean, my boobs are not symmetrical, so if the belly is, that's the same.

There they are. Were they before, though? Stop. They've never been, right? Stop. Just stop right there. I've never seen your boobs before. Really?

I used to show them to everyone. I refuse. Makes you want to switch teams or yeah, I'd rather see that I'd rather see dick Have you switched teams no you kiss the boy maybe after San Jose I was like Maybe but would I mean how do you feel about gay lifestyle my cousins? He's gay So yeah, Bobby. It's his cousin. Oh your cousin gay He was at a gay bar when he it's his cousin oh your cousin gay he was at a gay bar when he met that girl your cousin you're supportive of all his fucking event endeavors we are his wedding he married a nice guy Greg oh Greg yeah all good Mexican white you know yeah yeah yeah and you're proud of

him the family yeah yeah you guys don't care about stuff like that no okay my uncle's they were born hey what my uncle take care about it. Yeah, he what do you say a bro? No, he doesn't speak English. So how old are you me? I'm 27. Where did you what is this? What do you mean? That's so rude. That's a Mexican. Oh my god rude You live in LA never seen them Esther what like what is your who is this? Go ahead. He we had a Ralph Barbosa on and he's Ralph's best friend and opener and he's now one of her like intern Projects we're trying out here. Where's the side guy? I'm a project and you've seen me on I Carly Mm-hmm, so you watch the reboot mm-hmm who doesn't

Explaining to him about they didn't know who Dan Schneider is Yeah, who's that? Oh, you know what I know? It's like a explaining to him about they didn't know who Dan Schneider is. Oh. Yeah. Who's that? Oh, you don't want to know. It's like a Weinstein. I'm like, I'm gonna. Don't bring that up. No, I'm just saying.

Okay. Yeah, I want to talk about that. Is he a part of my carly? None anymore. Okay. Was he? Okay. He's the he's they'll just say this.

He was the creator of a lot of big Nickelodeon Nickelodeon And let's move on from it. Yeah, cool bad guy though Did you know did you know I didn't know I didn't know Harvey Weinstein either Anyway a lot of bad people but So Esther's here. Um, a lot of bad people, but, um, so Esther's here, um, Esther, Povitsky, Povits with a T, not an N. Give her a proper answer. I'm so sorry, Esther. He's never gotten it right.

Do you know my last name? Povitsky. Cause on, when you were on Joe Rogan, you, and you started talking about the movie, you were like, it's starring Esther. It's a movie. Like you totally totally because I I'm gonna kind of be a complete answer to you. No, I want to please we're friends. Okay Christina has the same problem with me. Oh

I just don't know how to the these and the Z's and all that stuff. Well, I I actually I love you always used to say pavonco Yeah, that's better. I like that I think I brought up is the tea instead of pavitsky. He says pavinsky Pavitsky, you say and you usually say n but do I is that pavitsky is the right way? Yeah, pavitsky. I also want to say I don't care at all like I Christina does. Oh really? Yeah I don't let me once what did she say she goes get it right. I have a problem with the video. That is true. There was a woman, this Belgian woman, I introduced myself to a long time ago. She had just gotten like a hip replacement.

And this is when I was a nursing student and I came in the room and I was, she was like, what's your name? I was like, oh, my name's Kay. And she was like, Kay, she's like, is that short for something? And I was like, yeah, but it's like a complicated name. She goes, no, tell me your name. And I was like, it's Kalayla. And she was like, that's short for something? I was like, yeah, but it's like a complicated name. She goes, no, tell me your name.

And I was like, it's Kalayla. And she was like, that's a beautiful name. Your parents put a lot of thought behind that name. Why would you shorten it to just one letter? I was like, oh, it's hard for people to catch on. She's like, no, it's not. It's an easy name to remember. She's like, don't fall for that.

Okay, what's the point of the story? The thing is, you should learn people's names. Not everyone is a John or a Mike. Oh, Greg. Or Greg. Yeah, that's true, Greg, either. And Povitsky's not that hard. I am.

I want to say, and I usually always agree with Koala, because she's prettier than me, but I, in this instance, I don't care. I just, I actually thought it was funny when you didn't remember writing last name on Joe Rogan. No, I do remember it. I know what it was funny when you didn't remember writing the last name on Joe Rogan. No, I do remember it. I know what it is. I just sometimes I say it right, sometimes I say it wrong, you know? Right, Jaime? Yeah, is it Jewish? The name? It's the last name is technically Russian. I know it sounds Polish because it ends in a Y, so it is technically Russian. No affiliation.

Jaime, what do you know about the Jews? Oh. Oh. Like the history of it. It does explain it to me. I'm a kid, I don't know anything. Tell me about the Jews. I'll just show him Steph Rogan movies.

What? Steph Rogan movies, Jewish. Steph Rogan movies. Steph Rogan. Who's Steph Rogan? Steph Rogan. Steph Rogan. What was I saying?

What? Steph Rogan. Oh, you said Steph? Steph, hold on. Oh, yeah. He has a broken jaw. Oh, you said Steph? Steph, hold on. Oh yeah. He has a broken jaw. You know Judaism through Seth Rogen. He explains it.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, he's Jewy, I guess. Yeah, yeah. That's the only thing you know. Yeah. Do you see Schindler's List? Too long. Have you seen it?

Too long. You tried? I tried. I was in the red balloon scene. I just fell asleep. There's no red balloon. That's that's it. There's a red. Yeah, that's the there's a little girl with a red jacket It right jacket. Yeah, there's no balloon though. No balloon. Yeah, I don't think there's balloons back then Yeah, they had balloons for a while

When were balloons invented? I'm sure in the 40s there were balloons But they've been balloons since probably the early 1800s. Is it red jacket? Yeah, let's move on from there. It's like a red dress. There's a little girl. A little red dress. 1824, like I said, is that early 1800s?

Yeah. Why were they invented? I don't know, a professor made them. From Hydrodream, experiments with Hydrodream. There was a, when I went to elementary school, there was a movie they showed every year. Change list. What? No, not as a kid.

In the 70s. Was it made then? It was called Little Red Balloon. You ever seen it? No. It was a short film. Look it up, Little Red Balloon. And it is, and I got in trouble because the last scene to me was so funny.

And I left Ince class and I got you left by the teacher What what happened? Le Red Balloon That's it. What's it about? It's about balloons about this kid and His balloon he was obsessed with this balloon his balloon I think I haven't seen it in 30 40 years So just let me just you know I mean want mean? You won an Oscar. That's great. It's a great movie.

But I guess he's friends with this red balloon and some bullies pop it, right? And he gets all sad, right? And you found that funny. That's the part. That's the part. What was funny is then all the balloons in France come to him.

At the end? Yeah, not in the beginning, yeah at the end. Yeah, at the end. Uh huh. Right? I guess he goes, and he grabs it, all the balloons, and he floats in the sky. I thought that was the funniest thing I've ever heard. Well, it says that it's supposed to be a comedy,

so I don't understand why laughter isn't allowed. Is that funny, being lifted by balloons? It's cute. People were sad about it, you know what I mean? But I was just like, laughter isn't allowed. Is that funny, being lifted by balloons? It's cute. People were sad about it, you know what I mean? But I was just like, he's gonna die. I mean, this sort of reminds me of this story that Esther knows very well about where I had a pet like Chow May noodle for weeks.

I know, I've heard about it. Yeah, I had a pet Chow May noodle. I was really lonely going through a lot of childhood. What was his name? Jerry, but what I call it. Oh, Jerry. How old were you when you had the noodle? She was 19.

She was 19. I must have been like eight or nine. And I think that it was like right after some bad things happened to me. And I put a string around this noodle and I dragged it around for weeks and it was my pet. And one day, like just like the balloon, losing the balloon, one day,

my sister accidentally stepped on Jerry and like. She killed Joey. She killed Joey. And my life fell apart for like weeks after that. I was devastated. I noticed you said that was cute. Like, does that make you like do feelings come up? I do.

Because it reminds me I had a, a matzo ball. I tied. We called it Joey. Very similar to Joey. Yeah it was little Jui. A little Jui was dry you know what I mean so he's like when you drag matzo ball it's like it's so wet it just clumps up with dirt it falls apart really easily so Jui died in a couple hours you know. So, Jui died in a couple hours, you know? Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-du do that with your body and your health? ZockDoc is a free app. That's exactly. It's free and it's a website where you can basically search and compare highly rated in network doctors near you and instantly book appointments with them online.

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Yeah. Let's go back to balloons or no. Ha ha ha ha. Anyway, did you ever pet anything? Me? Yeah. Yes. What?

I had to think about it. Yeah. A dog, that's it. Oh, so. Wait, Jaime, can I ask you more about your broken jaw? What did they do when you broke your, like, he was, what were you playing? Red Rover? Yeah, Red Rover. And then. I played right over. Do you know that game master where the kids like lock arms? Yeah. You're supposed to like break through it, so you couldn't break through it and you got caught like right here. And I went backwards. And then you broke your jaw and how did they attempt to fix it? I don't think they, we're in Mexico so I don't think they attempted. Wait you okay? They just left it.

You're playing Red Rover at 27? No, no, no. I was at 5 or 6. And there's Red Rover in Mexico? Yeah, my sisters, they brought the game over there. So what is it? No, they didn't bring it over. Roja.

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It's yeah, you've been in a coma. Nobody in a black out for seven hours. I don't call it a coma. I don't think you call it that's called sleeping at 10 p.m. And wake you up at 8 a.m. We're taking a nap. It was a minute of the day. Yeah, nap. I was I'm calling a coma. I don't think that's sleeping at 10 p.m. And wake you up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You were taking a nap. It was a minute of the day. Yeah nap. Oh six You're like you're a concuss. Oh cuz yeah, I don't know if it was a coma

Seven hour cuz sleep it okay cook. Oh, I've always wanted to be in a coma. Okay. I know it was long though Well, I would if I could I know, how long though? If I could go till the pregnancy's over, I would do that. Oh, it's just like hibernate until the end? Yeah. Is it hurt? It's just uncomfortable. Like you could feel it. Do the days start to feel longer and longer

as you progress? Every day is different, but it's just, I don't have, there's not a lot of room in here, and it's just I'm uncomfortable Is it your first kid? Yeah excited She's so should I be I don't know I have a I don't have you have a kid no I don't but my sisters they have a bunch of kids so yeah, I know people with kids, too It's insane what you're saying You can't relate to her at all. You shouldn't have said anything.

Okay, so shut the fuck up, Jaime. I love you, thanks for being here, but shut the fuck up. It was nice though, a young man to take interest in a pregnant woman is actually very nice. Yeah, but you can't relate to it. It's like, A-Bro, you know, my sister, she had kids, so it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Well, my sister's tired too. So

Yeah, I get it. All right Does your mom have kids? Yeah She had 10 she had 10 at 10. What's right? Which one are you the fifth? I think right in the middle I'm the only boy. No nine girls Girl sisters. Yeah.. No be real. Okay seven There's seven girls and then just me. It's what there's eight in the family Yeah, you said ten. No, it was ten of us like my mom and dad. Oh you included them

That's good. That's true. I'm a family of ten my mom and dad seven sisters than me How'd you cross the border with all of them? I was already here. Oh, I think I was here. Wait, wait, when were you here when I was born? Oh, so you did read California? You did red Rover in Mexico? Yeah, they took us back This is you lot fucking. I just cut you in a lie. No, I just listened. Okay, go ahead You were born here. Mm-hmm I just listened okay go ahead you were born here mm-hmm and then you went back to Mexico and played red rover and that's how your fucking job got fucking broken he went back to just for the I want to there's no way yes I wish you

go visit family so you visit a family visit it we're visiting Mexico okay yes and then that's when you broke your jaw and then you came back. You came back. Okay. You swear to God? I swear. Okay. I have X-rays. No, I know you have the X-rays. We got the X-rays. You could have had that in Houston. No.

Okay. Okay, go ahead. All right, let's move on. Wait, wait, wait, sorry. Go ahead. X-rays. You're insane. I know.

Yeah. Uh, so seven. Seven. How many people in your family? I only have one older sister, but she's eight years older, so I'm mostly and only I have all the bad qualities of both an only child and a younger sibling Oh, yeah, that's me tough. It is. Are you in the south side Chicago or? No, the north side.

Safe side, okay. Wait, what part are you from? The Burbs, Naperville area. Oh, yeah. You know what you're about Chicago? Oh yeah. Why? We had shows in Chicago and it was a bad experience for me. Why? Where? Where? We're at this club. What's it called? The mine. I've always had clubs. I know. What club did you do stand-up at? We did the

Zanies. Old, Zainis. Old Town, yeah. Old Town. And you didn't do good? Oh, yeah, I did good. Okay. I did good. What happened to the mine then?

The mine is a nightclub. What happened? I picked up a girl, like, I just like, oh, hey, you're cute. And then she turns out to be in an escort. And she was charging me 600 for the night. That's not a lot. It is for me. Did you pay it? For the whole night, 600 for the night. That's not a lot it is for me

For the whole night 600 is a steal or in the morning so I was like it's not worth it anymore I'm with you. Was she hot enough? No, she wasn't all good there if she was hot enough you do it No, I mean you don't have the 600. No, I was just opener. So I'll go okay, you know make that much Yeah, I feel like if I was young and I was out and a guy hit on me Maybe like if it was going kind of well, but I was just whatever It could be interesting like a few hours in to be like actually so this cost money Because that's a really good point you're making because we hook up with guys for free anyway So you might as well switch the narrative lie last minute and get a little bit out of the experience.

That's insane. And then make him feel really good when you're like, you know what? I think I'm done with this life. You changed me. Oh, yeah. I never do it again. Oh, so I saved him. Yeah.

Then it feels that. But do I get my money back? I saved you. So now you know what I mean? No, okay. Is this going for like good looking guys or average? No, like if you're already clicking with it now. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Pause. I'm sorry. You're not average. I'm below average. No, I'm just saying you're not average. You're special. Okay.

Different category. Thank you. You're my category. Category to be charged? No. No. Yeah You're my category. Category to be charged. No. I get, I get, I get charged. I get charged too. That's good. Yeah. I'll go there with you. Yeah. We were comedians. Yeah. Yeah.

But we're also misshapen. I know. I know. Wait, Bobby, are you okay to tell that story about that girl who confessed like later on, like late in the night, that she actually, her whole thing was to scam celebrities, but she thought you were too nice to scam. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we tell that story? That's a really great story.

Yeah, I could tell it. This is the first, we had been broken up for a month maybe. Yeah. A couple of months. And I hadn't hooked up with anybody. And I went to the improv, okay? And there was a girl sitting at the improv. I mean, a 10.

Like a gorgeous. And I sit next to her and she looks at me, she goes, hey, I ate what next year wants. I go, where? She goes, Sunandang, which is like a 24 hour. That we go to Korea town. I ate what next year wants I go where she goes Sun and Deng Which is like a 24-hour that we go to Korea down right and I go do you want to go now? And she goes okay So we go to Sun and Deng way that's so fun. Yeah get invited like right now. Yeah, so that's Sun and Deng we're eating

And I'm just like oh my god. Let's go so pretty I go do you want to go to Weasel? After that she goes goes, no. She looks at me around the eyes and she goes, I want to make a confession. I'm an alcoholic. Okay, that's good. And she goes, I want to go to this wine bar downtown. A whiskey bar.

It was like a whiskey bar. So I take her to this whiskey bar and I get her drunk. She just told you she was an alcoholic. Yeah. Oh, she was like an active alcoholic. Well, not recovering. Yeah. Okay. She wasn't like, let's go to an A meeting. No, she was like, we spy is the most like sober wholesome thing you can do. She was like, no, thank you. Let's go drink. Let's go drink. Okay. So then I buy her drinks there and then, and we're at like a table and then all of a sudden

she disappears. Like I turn around and she's underneath the table, she blows me. At the place? Oh yeah. You were so happy. You were so happy. Yeah, in public.

I couldn't believe it. I teared. People were walking by like, someone died in the family. I'm like, oh no, move on, move on. I was, it was, I couldn't believe it I tears People are walking by like are you someone dying the family? Oh, no move on move on I was it was I couldn't believe it. You know me and then after what she goes what now it's like two in the morning Did you finish? Yeah? No, no, I can't I've never well you maybe you've made have you made me come through a little job Yeah, but it's rare, but like the last time I tried really hard and I was like here watch porn it didn't work. It didn't work at all. Yeah, I'm sorry. Let's not talk.

Let's move on from here. I remember that time though. You do remember that time? She told you? He like tapped me on the head. He was like, just stop. And I just like I had worked so hard. Like it was like Olympic level. No, I had a referee whistle. OK, half times over.

It was his birthday. It was his birthday and he thought. I'll go. I'll was his birthday thank you you're dismissed where's whiskey bar I just for a friend downtown can I ask a super question it's a seven grand no what is a whiskey bar I don't know it's a bar where they have whiskey and stuff they print like a good it's a bar where they have whiskey and stuff. Different, like a good, it's a nice, hot, high-end whiskey. Yeah, anyway, she goes, let's go to a hotel room. So I went to the international hotel, whatever.

And we go to my room, she gets naked. I mean, honestly, she was like, stunning. Like, it would, you know, not as hot as you. I hate that you always like, pretend to protect my feelings. I don't care. She wasn't as hard as you, I'm being honest.

Why can't I be honest? Okay. You know what I mean? How hot was she? Pretty hot. One through 10, nine. You called her a 10 earlier? 10 maybe.

10 maybe. Well, in fact, I don't know, but she's a 10, so nine. Thank you. You're welcome, let's move on. Then we didn't have sex, but we did everything else. Why no sex? I don't know. Isn't a blowjob sex too? No, it's not. Yes, it is oral sex. It's part of it. Okay. Yeah. It's still a body, right? So then I- Yeah, I wouldn't count it as a, I wouldn't- Yeah. It would, body count technically is like full sex.

That's, yeah, for me, body count is full sex. I hate that word so much. What, body count or full sex? Body count. That's just the full sex. I like full sex. I like full sex. I like full sex, though.

That's sticky, yeah. I mean, you can do it in gang terms. I don't like it. Body count. When you say body count. That's like Gen Z. That's Gen Z. I don't say body count. You know what I mean? I it in gang terms. I don't like it. Body count. When you say body count. It's like Gen Z. I don't say body count. You know what I mean? I see meat holes.

That is very, your generation, because that was a website back then. In early 2000s, it was MeatHoles.com. MeatHoles.com. Yeah, MeatHoles.com was an absolute thing. And what was it? It was really a grotesque play of like, I've never seen it. Like blown out stuff.

Yeah, yeah. It's aggressive and it's really mean. But anyway. Wait, what is everything else but sex? Like did you do? 69, I ate a vagina, she blew me, you know what I mean? No, I came. Okay.

Oh, you did? Yeah, toward the end. But anyway, can we get to the fucking end of the story? Yeah, please. It's a meandering. It's a meandering. I'm trying to. Yeah.

So then she, I go, tonight, which is in the morning, I go, I'm doing either horribly funny or a Skyler, so one of those like bringer, but it was packed. No, it was doing a Sam Tripoli's show stand-up show Okay, and I go come to the club hang out. She got I'd love to but I'm at the club She never shows up and that two in the morning she calls me I pick it up and she goes Hey, I'm gonna block you from Twitter and Instagram. I Go why she goes I

Scam dudes like I like I hook up with dudes and I manipulate them for giving me money. I get free trips and I get all these things. And she goes, you're too nice of a guy. I just can't do it. And I go, okay. She goes, so don't ever call me again. And I blocked you from all the other things

and I'm never gonna see you again. She goes, but have a good life. And I go, okay, bye. And I was heartbroken. Wow. I was heartbroken. Okay, does this make her then sort of like this anti-hero? I don't know. Why couldn't she, because she's particular

about who she scams, it seems. It seems like she's put dudes in certain categories where it's like I'm gonna scam you but I'm not gonna scam like the good guys and I'm like discerning of that Yeah, she's like cat woman You know me she fucks with Batman, but she's also fucks with the penguin. I mean she does that's a little bit about Yeah, it's a little bit of all what I'll read the penguins? You're a penguin. I'm not a penguin. Okay. Yeah. Yeah What who are you then in Batman? Yeah poison Ivy? Okay, okay, if it makes you feel better the penguins mother's name was Esther. Okay. What's it? Yeah

Cobblepot yeah, extra Esther Cobblepot. Yeah. Did you know that was his last name? No, I didn't know that. Okay, now you know. I didn't know he was there. Yeah, it was the Cobblepot, right? Yeah, Mr. Cobblepot. Yeah, he was abandoned.

He had a rich family. They looked at his web feed and they put him in a river in a basket and he disappeared. Oh, that's so sad. And he was raised by penguins, I guess. It's really sad. It's really sad. Is that also not a good movie? Which one? The one you're explaining with Michael Keaton? No, the the the penguin one, I

think is like a sequel. And it's just you like it. But I don't even know what you're talking about, because I've seen all of them. I literally don't know what you're talking about. Because the second movie that in that Michael Keaton series was directed by Tim Burton. Then the penguin is the third one. No, it was the second one has the Penguin in it. He's in no other movies. Aside from the new one that just came out,

where Colin Farrell played the Penguin. So what are you talking about the second movie then? I'm talking about the movie that we're talking about. With Danny DeVito as the Penguin. You didn't like that movie? It felt a little hard. I recently watched it and found it shocking to buy into the fact

that the penguin would be able to become the mayor. That's true. Yeah, good call. I struggled. I struggled with that too. The philosophical struggle. Why? Because of the way he looked? Just all the whole thing,

it just felt like he came from the underhand. The whole movie is nonsensical. Yeah. You know, yeah. Who's that woman? Michelle Pfeiffer. And I thought she did though, a great job in that. What do you think?

I love Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Was this one Tim Burton? Yes. It is. Don't look at him, I know. Okay. Yeah, why'd you look at him for? No, I was just looking at.

Yeah. Anyway, that was the story of the girl that that girl. I'm trying to think of, I like this girl. What do you think, Esther? I do too. Like it's really, but it makes me sad that she had to block him and say never call me. I wish they could have, but that was a very heroic move of her to. And I wish I could use that as a body count, but it wasn't, cause we didn't have sex. Yeah, but I would, I would chalk that up as like, um, like I would remember her forever.

Oh, I'm going to remember forever. Yeah. Yeah, I'll never forget her. It was like, and that night was like, um, because it was, I'll be honest with you, once we broke up, I literally didn't think I could ever hook up again. I was like, because during the 10 years,

I never had anyone hit on me, and I never flirted with anybody. So I was just like, I just didn't know, you know, and now I'm killing it. I'm killing it. Let's go. Body cop. Beat holes.com.

Beat holes.com. You know. But like I didn't know, so she was the first person that went, oh, maybe I have a, maybe there's something out there. That I relate to though, like even after three month relationships, I've been like, I'll never meet anyone again. Yeah. Like it just, you just are so low. Yeah.

You're just out of training too. Like you've almost forgotten how to like pick up cues from even let's suppose someone was like fully hitting on you. You're kind of just, I don't know, maybe not in like the correct mindset to be receiving any kind of like that kind of attention, maybe at least for me. But I'm like down in the dumps, there's no way. Yeah.

Have you had sex? Yes, I have. After this podcast? Oh yeah, after this podcast. That's a fair question. His body count skyrocketed. He was on the podcast a couple months ago. So you had, let me see, before the podcast,

you did Tiger Valley, what was the body count before that? Four. Four. You were right. You're at seven now. Congratulations to her. Well, because now that she said that Oreo, before that four four you're right you're at seven now congratulations well not well because now that she said that Oreo Oreo Oreo Oreo Oreo Oreo Oreo Oreo sex I will say I have had Oreo I've had Oreo I love milk and cookies

I had two bodies and then one blowjob so I guess not three. So the last three were two sacks, one blow job, the two body count. Yeah, okay. Thank you for clarifying. Thank you man. I don't wanna lie on camera. I know you. You could have.

And why is it that you said. You could have, is that. Why is it that you said that after that weekend you wanted to bet for the other team? What, what were you? I don't know why he was all weird about it. Yeah, yeah, you're weird about it. Okay, let's move on.

Yeah. Because it feels, you know what I mean? Weird. It feels weird. Yeah, yeah. I'll ask you a question. If we were all playing kickball together, who do you think the last person on this team would be picked?

Me. You're a captain, you have to choose. Already very unrealistic, but Esther is kickball captain. Yeah, it was everything I would like. Just based on everyone's athleticism, looking around the room. Just look around the room and go one, two, three, four. Just choose who you'd be having your kickball team.

Okay. I'd have all of us. First pick. Kalilah. You know, thank you, I was a kickball captain. Yeah, I obviously know that. Thank you. Just by looking at you.

Second, be honest. Who do you want on your team second? I would go with you because you know that. Okay, second, be honest. Who do you want your team second? I would go with you because you're young. Okay. And so maybe you're more recently played. Uh-huh, nice. And then I thought maybe there was a chance you didn't know how to swim, but Kalilah said that you could.

And so I honestly, you're all equals. No, no, you pick it up by honesty. I know it's gonna be a fact. Me, Bobby and Georgia left. This is really hypothetical. Hyp it up. I honesty I know it's gonna be a fan me Bobby and Georgia left this okay Really hypothetical hypothetical actually gonna play football Yeah, and Bobby because I feel like Bobby would be moody about it No, no, no don't about my reaction let us is what I'd be the last person to pick and that's fine. No George would be last Why?

Why cuz that voice? I don't know George. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Don't you all agree, George? No, I would be last, I guess, if you guys were. Here's why I agree with you. I think there is such a thing called a sleeper build. And a sleeper build is someone like Jaime, Bobby,

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And socially awkward, and doesn't want much attention. And the other wolf is wearing a T-shirt with a skull on it, and smoking a cloth cigarette, yelling at the first wolf that he should talk more to girls, right? So they're fighting about that, right? But then inside of those two wolves, there are two more wolves, right? One wolf is going to therapy and trying to get his issues with the alpha sorted out and the

other wolf is in unhand, snorting and grasses with wild grasses and voiding his trauma and it's coming in weird ways in the forest with like what he's doing to the squirrels and stuff. And inside those two wolves are two more wolves even, Bobby. Oh my God. And one is real timid, gnawing at the spot where his testicles used to be. Oh no.

Oh no, because he's been domesticated by an elderly couple. And the other wolf is real wild, like jumping into the pool with an entire pork shoulder in his mouth. The other wolves laugh at his devil may care, get the pork wet attitude. And inside those wolves, Bobby? Yeah.

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you. You have to address this. Okay. You need to address this. Thank you, everyone in the room. I'll address it, okay? So I was in Vegas with Sigurand Bert. And Friday, Bert calls me, he goes, you're coming to the event, right? And I go, if it's not mandatory, I don't wanna go. He goes, it's mandatory. Which is, I still have a resentment about it, right? So I show up to this thing and it's like this gigantic,

not like Coliseum, just place, where we did the show Saturday. It's like, it's 15,000, 17,000 people. And they have this like, they made this football field. And then he has a bunch of pro athletes there, football players, and Joy Photone, Adam Ray was there. Joy Fatone was my number one. He was?

I love Fatone. Really, Esther? He's my type. Yeah. Okay, keep going. Love him. Not him? Who?

No, Chris Grapatrick? Never even heard of him. Fatone's the only one I know. And Timberlake. Interesting about you. Justin Timberlake. And Timberlake. Interesting about you. And Timberlake. And Timberlake. Let me, okay, so if Tom was there, it's with another big old black man there.

Who, Warren Sapp? Yeah, Warren Sapp. That's amazing. Is he good? Amazing. Cause he tried to fuck me that guy. Not physically, but he fucked me up. Warren Sapp is a legend too.

He's a legend, okay. So Bert, Tom, they picked the teams, right? And I was picked third only because Tom picked me because he laughed. He goes, you know what? Ha ha ha, Bobby, as a joke. And I didn't like it. And Bert said, I'll never pick him out loud. Wow. So they picked all the teams, right? And I was the one that were like, Oh, he's not gonna do anything. What were you supposed to do? Just kick off?

There was three things I had to do. Okay. Punt. Where I just kind of throw it up and I kick it like that. For distance. For distance. Then you had to throw a football and hit a running bear. There was a man where two men were wearing a bear costume. All right. And you get five tries. And then you had to do a field goal. What was this? It was a competition for the Super Bowl. Super Bowl. In Vegas. Yeah. Okay. So, um, I just want to say out front, I was MVP of the night. That's not even nothing. Doesn't surprise me. Nothing. The bucket, nothing to laugh at. What you just did there. This does not surprise me. Nothing to laugh at. Nothing to balk at.

Laugh at what you just did there. This does not surprise you. Nothing to laugh at, nothing to balk at. FYI. What do you mean? Just don't. Just don't balk and don't laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's it.

So the fucking punt, I did as good as everyone else. But the throwing the bear, right? I got three bears out of five. That's a first one over 50. Throw. Yeah. When they're like a football and then here we go. Final.

Let's do it. They put the fucking ball down. You know, they're a little receptacle. What do you call it? The little stand. Yeah, a little stand. Exciting. Yeah, I don't know what it's called.

And Warren's up comes to me goes, Hey man, come here. Let me talk to you. What's up? So talking and I go, what's up, old timey black man? That's what I call them. You did? Yeah.

Obviously. And he goes, don't call me that. All right, Warren. And he goes, this is what you need to do. So come up to me. So he goes, tap three, go to the ball, put your right foot here, three, okay, go to the ball, put your right foot here,

three steps back. So he goes, just memorize the movement, right? So I go three steps back. I go, I don't want to do it this way. You get, this is the way it's done. Oh God. This guy warrants that.

And I go, I guess I gotta, you know what I mean? Tell, do what he wants me to do. I do it, it fails. It goes right into the ground. And it goes to the left, right? So I go, and I go, he goes, all right, just,

that was practice. I only get two tries, fuck face. At this point, like nobody had kicked that. Nobody had done it. So he, they set it up and I go, just back up dude. And I take 50 steps back. And I just run toward it. You know what I mean?

Like a maniac. I hit it right between the fucking thing. I get it, right? Tom Suguro didn't get even, he's a disgraced mankind. You're the captain, you can't even get one, you disgraceful man.

You balding disgraceful man. What about Bert? Bert got the second one. Okay. A couple of people Adam Ray disgusting you should never play football him he no they want this way that way he doesn't know no joy for Tom big fan not good I got it right I'm the champion you are right and I'm the last picked and I'm gonna tell you this right now dude dude. And I looked at Bert all night long. I go, don't ever fucking disrespect me again.

And he goes, I promise I won't. I get it now. Understand, learn, discover, and then discard. Is that... You're not a ball, kickball. No, not kick, punting. Like a field goal. Yeah, no, I...

And it's not kickball. It stresses me out that you were doing a comedy event and then there was suddenly a mandatory sports portion. I know me too. Your worst nightmare. Yeah, I would just be like, I'm going home. Yeah, I'll just do the show. Yeah.

And then Burke goes, it's mandatory. Geez. Which is like, you know, I'll do what he says, but you know what, I'm glad I went because I was able to, um, inform people that don't judge a book by its cover. Yeah. I look like a melting mayonnaise or a butter. I mean,

oh, no. Yeah. I love. Yeah. I love. Don't you know, but I don't look like I move much But my dad was a professional boxer Wait, what? Yeah, I was on the wrestling team in high school. I was fucking on the tennis team I play ping pong like a fucking savage. He plays hockey. I used to play ice hockey

So I know how to do move my body. I just looked the way I do. I know that you're fit. Thank you God bless you. Take care. Okay, I should I leave anyway? No No, we have to talk about them the movie Well, I actually do have a follow-up question for you from our conversation last week on trash Tuesday We're on I could go ahead. No Did you get booed on stage like you were worried about in Vegas? I don't know.

He's a rock star. No, no, I'm not a rock star. Why don't you know? Because how do you discern booze from cheers? I don't know. Really? He does know. He does know, yeah.

He sent me a video. Can I say this? And this is a fact. And so don't argue against this. I got cheers but Shane Gillis the place erupted I Brought up Shane Gillis the place erupted Like it was like the second coming of something

But do you feel good that you got cheers? Yeah, I felt. Um, I thought Trevor Wallace, because he was cold. He had to go up cold. Oh, it's first. It was first. So it took him a minute or two, but he started getting them. So I was just lucky that I had such a great comic before me to

get them in tune. And I did pretty good. I fucked up one jug. It's fine. And then Trevor went and then, um, uh, uh, Shane went up and I, um, I gave him a great intro. I go, Asians love this man. Well, that's why they're cheering. I go, ages love this. Yeah. And I go, you got fired from SNL, but now he's hosting it in a couple of weeks. And as soon as I said that they knew it was And what a nice man. I love him so much. I loved that whole night was magic I want to talk about again, but it was a great night. Hi me has some questions for Esther and the movie drugstore June You want to do it? Yeah, are you promoting the movie?

Yeah, that's why she's here. Put the mic closer, Jaime. Oh, okay. Hi, Esther. Hi. Yeah, promote the movie. Oh, so ask your question. I mean, listen, you're not I mean, just pretend you're hired by E. Okay. All right. And you're a professional interviewer. Right. So just introduce a show like, hey, welcome. My name is Jaime, welcome to the show, whatever the, make up the name of the show. Okay.

Right, we're an entertainment show. Right, and then, and then, as if, like on the camera. And go ahead. He's your director. Okay, go ahead. Hey, this is Todd here with E-Fashion Week. We have the one and only Esther Pavisky. I don't know I'm saying this right

But she's here to promote her new movie drugstore June. Am I correct? Yes. Thank you so much for having me Todd. Thank you Todd I mean Okay, breathe breathe Is this gonna be Straight to streaming or theater no, so they should have given you the notes in advance. It's gonna be in theaters, select theaters in New York and LA, February 23rd, stars Bobby Lee as my co-star.

Bobby Lee. Produced by Bill Burr, and then we'll be- Bill Burr is funny. Yes. Was he cool on set? He was very funny and cool on set, and he's in it as well. And then we'll be in a wider release, March 1st, He was very funny and cool on set and he's in it as well and

Then we'll be in a wider release March 1st. We're with tickets on sale in Austin and a bunch of other cities You can get tickets at drugstore June comm. It's okay. Who who's the other stars in the movie isn't Stars in the movie and no Bobby Lee's in it Bill Burr. Who else is on it? You know miss Pat? There's a lady, no. She's in it? You're an iCarly fan. Oh yeah, Miranda's on there, right? Miranda, you do? Well, who doesn't?

Did you grow up watching her? Yeah, I watched her like Carly and Drake and Josh. Yeah. And yeah, what else? Give us the concept of the movie. Because by the poster. Heidi, stop looking at that. Just look at her. By the poster. Yeah, what does it look like to the by the poster to you like your typical?

Yeah, yeah, so yeah tell us more Well like you said it is a typical drugstore movie. Stay in, honey, stay in. Yes. And it's about, there's a robbery at a pharmacy that... Are you committing this robbery? I could not tell you that. Yeah, we got away from the movie.

You'll have to just go see it. I mean, it's not fashion week. It's not fashion week. It actually right now is fashion movie. It's not Actually, right? How was it on set we're working with the legend Bobby Lee oh How was it? It was really lovely and wonderful. We had a lot of a lot of laughs. Yeah. Yeah, it's a comedy movie It is a comedy. Yes. I am a stand-up comedian, therefore it is a comedy. Who's a fashion set designer? Did you?

The fashion set designer? Or who set the? I mean, I mean, there's no such thing as a fashion set designer. Who's designed the sets or the clothes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. Wardrobe and set designer, two different things. We had an amazing team.

Sorry, I have Greg's on the line. Yeah, Greg? Hibby, just listen to me. I know Greg. Wardrobe and set design are two different things. You combine it both into one thing. It's one job. Yes, keep going.

No, no, no, it's multiple jobs, but. Do you know who Haley Joel Osment is? Yeah, the guy from Sixth Sense? Yeah. Yeah, he was cool. Do you remember said? No in the movie. I see dead people Yeah, you knew the watch. I hate that that he's recognized by I see dead people. I don't know I mean he did AI to a huge fucking movie with Steven Spielberg. I'm a fan of Steven. You're not a fan. Yeah Come on. Can't mad at ET Steven. You're not a fan. I am. ET? Come on. Mad at ET? I'd be a firetire.

I'd be a firetire. Firetire. I'm not a fan of Steven. Last week in the E. You know what I just realized? I remember you from Parks and Rec, right? Oh, the snow cone girl. Julie, right?

You know the name of my character? Yeah, because I remember the Jeremy Jam. Yeah. I'm going to pay you extra to stay. And I have a high school test or something. Calculus homework. You know my line. What the fuck?

I'm a huge fan of Parks and Rec. Are you are you an I Carly fan? Are you just an Esther fan? No, so I used to love what I still love watching Parks and Recs. And I remember your face with the snow cone. Who's the other guy's name, you know Rob. Lowe. Yeah Rob. Lowe. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, Rob He's on what's the young? something Creek Yeah, that's Creek. No, not Dawson's Creek either

Rob Lowe Tommy boy Who's Rob Lowe and Tommy Boy. Yeah. Okay. That's all you know of him. I already know what you're gonna say. What? Like your most favorite show of all time. There's no way.

No, wait, hold on. There's something. It's a political. No, no. It is. Yeah. It is. If you can get it, Jaime, if you can get the show, dude.

A thousand bucks, okay. A thousand. Not a thousand dollars. A hundred dollars. Okay, okay. Let me see. Oh, I love. Yeah. Let me see. Yeah. Yeah, yeah You got it. Yeah. Yeah, you know it It's a political show it's serious. Yeah, it's great show give him one other actor that's in it

He's there's not gonna. That's not gonna Bradley Whitford. I mean You know Bradley Whitford. No, what do you think it's about they tried in your mind? You're thinking about something. Yeah, what do you think the movie is the show that he's that was a part? What was that? Ethics no, it's like a long time ago. I just think based on you liking I carly and Parkson rack It's gonna be hard for you Office It's a political dramatic comedy. It's a he was okay I give up okay I feel like it's called West Wing West Wing no no it was a network it was a network I think it's CBS I don't know anyway um what do you think West Wing is

about like a hospital but the West Wing hospital very close Yeah, that's all yeah Rob. Lloyd. Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it's a loyal. Oh, it's low. We know we it's the Louie quiet yeah, Robbie low From Westwick did you interact with Nick Offerman? Yeah, I did was he in that scene. I can't remember that. Yeah. Well, I mean, do you think that they just don't interact or what? What? You think he just shows up and doesn't even look at her? I've opened for him, though. We did a college show with him. So I do know him. He's very nice and very funny.

Jaime was telling me one of his favorite TV shows he loves watching is Love on Netflix. I said, oh, you like Zbobby, right? He said he didn't know you were on it. What season were you on? I was on it too. Do you remember me? No no. What season were you on? I love the show, I told you he's the best friend. Do you remember the writer, the mean writer, the Jewish guy? That's a breadgail man that's a father of my child he is yeah oh wait Dave's in it I say to me and well he's a writer he's right he's playing a writer okay that was like that literally one of the episodes like a full episode about me but anyway well Joe Dapetow yeah just let up at the judge at the top bro I gotta rewatching yeah we watch it there because I was telling them that I was in this hotel.

Yeah. How the fuck do you know? I'm not even sure what you're saying. Esther, how the fuck do you know that? That Snowcombe scene was famous. Oh, so my scenes were, maybe my scenes were okay. I don't even want to, I don't want to, I don't want to. Have you ever seen me in anything else?

Matt TV. Matt, what? Matt TV. I thought anything else Matt TV Matt what His name is not Rob Lowy by the way, what is it Rob Lowe? Yeah, you have a speech of peniment yeah, do you have autism? No, he just has a broken jaw Okay, my bad. Don't get angry. I'm not getting angry.

OK. Have you been to another country, aside from Mexico? No, not yet. Oh, I can't wait for you to experience the world. Canada. Not even Canada? Not even Canada yet. You have a passport?

I have a passport. OK, good. Well, you know, your boy take you. We might go. What? We might go. Where? Canada. Oh, that'd be great. You'll love it

You really well. Yeah, they love me. They would love you. I love you. Thanks. Let's talk about so judge That was a great interview Very charming and then you remembered another credit of mine and you knew the line, which was really, it was a little scary, but I like it. I like to be a little scared. Yeah, but you also know, I mean, you know that he's a fan. And you know TV, like you know the world. Except for West Wing.

That's, that's don't, don't judge a couple. West Wing is, yeah. I mean, that's a very specific kind of girl. Have you ever heard of splitting up together? No. Okay. Have you heard of? Have you ever heard of splitting up together? No, okay. Have you heard of... Have you heard of animal practice?

Animal practice? No, okay. Shows I was on anyway. I watched Community. Yeah, okay. I've heard of that. I'm done with you right now. Yeah, and anyway...

I was never on community. I was on New Girl though. So Drugstore, yeah, Drugstore June is coming out soon. Esther is the star of the show. I'm not second lead. You are the second lead. I'm not. You refuse to admit that publicly.

Absolutely not. Why is your name second? Because they're using my name to promote the fucking. That's what they're doing. Nine scenes. Four scenes. You are not in for scenes you are not in for you are in more you are the second lead It's a great cast. Yeah, but it's a great Yeah, I wash isn't it? Shooting that movie though

Angelo, yeah, I love her. Oh my god. What a freaking icon. I know James Riemann. What movie is James Riemann on? an icon. I know. James Reymour. What movie is James Reymour on? What is that big back in the day? He's in a cult classic movie. Is it called Warrior? Yes, Warriors. Warriors. Have you ever seen? Men are obsessed. Dude, it's one of the greatest movies ever. Have you seen Warriors? No. You have to see it. Tonight you're going to watch it. Yeah. Right. It's called the Warriors. He's like a man's man in it, right? Like he's, well, he's a part of this gang called the Warriors, right? And he is um Very notable in the movie. I mean you can't miss him because his character is like kind of swarmy not swarmy but um Anyway, I

This is a movie that I missed as as a kid that he made me watch as I made it. Oh, you've seen and I loved it Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, love it. A lot of women know James Riemar as Richard on Sex and the City. Oh, that's right. Yeah. You guys have a good director, Grandma's Boy?

Yeah. How do you know that? It says right there, scroll it up. Dude, you're good, man. Did you see Grandma's Boy? Oh, yeah. Yeah, everyone saw Grandma's Boy. see grandma's boy? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I haven't seen grandma's boy. Him and I are very close.

Me and Nick Gussin. How do you feel about Nick Gussin? I love him. As a director. It's so much fun. We get each other. We wrote this. You have no complaints about him.

No, why would I be complaining? But is there anything about him that annoys you or anything? Is it perfect? So pointed. Sometimes I feel like, What are you complaining? Is there anything about him that annoys you or anything? Is he just perfect? Uh... So pointed. Sometimes I feel like he really wants me to eat more. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't want to get a stomach ache.

I'm not as tall as you. Yeah. I love Nick. And I can't like keep up with him. He is really tall. He's a bubble butt. You keep saying this. You keep saying this. Because he does have a bubble butt. You keep saying this. You keep saying this.

Because he does have a nice ass. Is that something that you notice in all men? Yeah, I really do. Any human? I never pegged you for an ass guy. I'm not a fan of it. It's like I'm not a fan of Nick Gooson's ass. I'm just saying he's a bubble butt.

You talk about it a lot. In human body parts, what are parts that really you're like, oh, like that turns me on. I'm attracted to that both. I mean, a woman, my number one thing is legs. I love your legs. Thank you. Thank you.

You have the best legs in the business. Thank you. They're perfect. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. What else? And a woman or man? Let's go woman first.

Women, legs, and then I mean, I'm a breast man. But you want small? I like small. Yeah. I like small breasts. Really? Yeah. I've never heard of a breast man identifying as liking small.

I don't like none. I mean, I like smaller breasts. You know, I think ones are fine. And I enjoy them as well. Natural. Or not. You know, yeah, he begged me to not get breast implants. And I got him anyways. He was a mistake. Yeah, he was right from. Oh, you're gonna hate them. What did you say? You're just like, I don't

want that. He's like, they're beautiful. Why would you change your body? That's sweet. and then what else am I? breath Breath is the number one with girls so I like all the good breath good breath good legs good legs and Then ask probably right after that. What does the ass have to you? What are your what's your criteria a big small? tight muscular Juicy juicy, dry? And I'm gonna probably get in trouble for saying what I'm gonna say.

I don't like junk in the trunk. What's junk in the trunk? Big butts. Yeah, I don't like big, big butts. Oh, okay. You're not into the BBL trend. No. Nope.

But you know, like I've talked to my black friends about it. We just have different points of view. And there that does not being racist. That's not anything wrong Is it intimidating for you? I just don't like bubble but like not not bubble But I don't like jagged. I don't like little divots He doesn't mean cellulite. It is like cellulite. Not a lot. I have cellulite crazy Three and they're cute. They're more like dimples. They're more like dimples. That's so I'm talking about this like He doesn't like moon crater. Yeah, exactly. How do you know? I have a moon crater Yeah, I don't like your moon crater. I know that you don't it disgust me. I'm so sorry. You're welcome

What is moon crater? This cellulite? I have no idea what it's saying, but it's like a golf ball What is that? What you just said? Sally what is it? So you like when like I don't see enough girls No, you've seen say your mom has it. I don't know most girls have cellulite Yolpa's got them there. It's basically when the skin like you see it But or I have I even have it in my belly if I squeeze and even in my calf if I But I have I even have it in my belly if I squeeze and even in my calf if I It's basically looks like when you press it as like kind of cottage cheesy, but it's so normal and everyone has it Everyone has it. Yeah, like that Like even like the skinniest perfect women have it. So there's nothing wrong with right nothing wrong with it

I'm only saying yeah with guys. I'm gonna go guys. Yeah, but I'm not sexually attracted to guys It's what you notice though. It's not sexual. It's just what you notice. Thank you. Yeah, what's guys? Guys, yeah, but I'm not sexually attracted to guys. It's what you notice though. It's not sexual. It's just what you notice Thank you. Yeah, cuz you shoulders. Okay. Really love them Like Michael Phelps Michael Phelps. Oh like swimmer kind. Yeah, where it's like Yeah, like boxing like mine. No, no like yours, but it's also like, you know the Northman Yeah, oh that movie fucking turned me on when I saw that guy coming in with this shoulder. Alexander Scarce very? Yeah, yeah, I love it.

With Axis, they have an Ax, I love it. Another thing is, I love Adam's Apple. Big or small? I like, boop boop. Yeah, yeah, I like it. It's just, because you said you're not attracted to it and then Gilbert was like, okay, so just say what you notice,

but then when you describe it, you're like, I love it. I love it, yeah. I was trying to help you out. No, in a non-sexual way. Oh, okay, so just say what you notice but then when you describe it you're like I love it. I love it No in a non-sexual way. Okay. Okay. Hello. Either way. It's fine. Yeah, um, I also like John Lines John Lines, dude. What's up dog? Are you into John Lines? No? Yeah, you are you said it What's the first thing you notice from a guy not sexy just when you like oh, okay, like if you sell Brad Pitt's John Lines That's a good John Lines. It's a great one. There you go. It's a great one. I like a big just when you like, oh, okay. Like if you saw Brad Pitt's jawline. That's a good jawline. That's a great one. There you go.

I wish I had one. I like a big nose on a man. I do too. Love a big nose. Are you a big nose guy? Mm-mm. No. I think men don't necessarily like big noses on chicks,

but girls love big noses on men. Yeah, it's very masculine. Very masculine. Oh, with women too, I like angles. Angles? It's like, they have to have ankles or? I, I like angles. Ankle? They have to have ankles? I don't like the calf to the foot and nothing. Like a stomp.

One time my dance teacher told me that if you ever had an enemy, that a girl like you should just tell her, you have cankels and then she'll never get over it. Yeah, that's a really, tough thing a tough thing to get over I think is a girl cuz I don't know he was really mean Yeah, but I don't think he's wrong like if someone told me I had cancels like that would really upset me I think I love Achilles heel We he loves a weak point. I've never heard that I do I love the Achilles heel

You know what that is? Isn't it movie? I do I love the Achilles heel you know what that is isn't a movie yeah rated R what the little girl with spending me yeah Akilah yeah yeah no I feel like we're the same age based on the references but you're like 10 years younger than me it's really not 27 no thank you Todd cankles no that's Achilles heel and the reason why because if you back in the day the Roman times when they would fight and if you fucking hit the Achilles hell with your knife or your sword that's what he thought you were saying that's not what I was feeling Achilles in the beat that's a good movie I'm have you seen the movie Troy with

Brad Pitt that's a good jump yeah yeah isn seen the movie of Troy with Brad Pitt? That's a good jump. Yeah Yeah, isn't isn't he Achilles in that? Anyway, let's move on. I Have no idea what I'm talking about drugs or June coming out in February Here are some screenings to buy your tickets and live shows over here. Yeah, go check it out You're gonna be at any of these. Oh, yeah By the way, Bobby is going to be at many of these screenings especially in LA So if people want to come will be probably in every screening We're gonna do a Q&A after Bobby will be in Claremont

At the Lemily north Hollywood. We'll be at Glendale. I don't think he's a I don't know if he's at Glendale I think I gotta give me a look. I don't I'm doing some of them. The Lemily right then that's it right? West side after that we're done Are we done after that? We'll see. You know, can I just get this off my chest real quick? We're gonna have to test. Let me get this off my chest right, right?

Okay, if I'm second to lead, that's fine. And I love it, right? I love doing the movie. My point is this, I already did Rogan, I did Mark Marin. Those are two huge podcasts. You did the, I know. Right, and it's like, isn't that enough?

Haven't I said this whole time, thank you so much, I can't believe that. And I thank you. When we were on set, I remember looking at you saying, thank you so much for being here. And you were like, you were so nice about it. Thank you. And I will say, I understand the movie is about June.

I understand that, but you are the second lead. And you are very good. I you are I want to tell everyone I'm I'm good. I'm here's why I'm weirded out by the part okay because I've never been in a part where I'm super straight I know and I you know I'm more you know paternal I'm more paternal in the movie and you're not big and silly that's what I'm saying you're very grounded I'm grounded in it so it's when I watch it I go it just hard because I'm never that guy usually but I love you this way I know you do I love you grounded reservation dogs are pretty

grounded I think yeah I think your best roles are when you're not big and silly and you're good at it like you're okay very good can I have a go ahead do you guys like watch your own stuff like Like your own movies and stuff? Or do you can't watch yourself? This one because I was involved in the editing I did, but there's another movie that I have to, like a link to that I'm in that I have not clicked. Cause I'm like,

Like ever, which one? It hasn't come out yet, but I just, I'm like scared to click the link. I don't know. What are you, Bobby? You know, it's so interesting you say this because the link. I don't know. What about you, Bobby? You know, it's so interesting you say this because the first time I ever saw myself in anything, it was by accident, but she was with me.

And so we were invited to the Reservation Dogs premiere. And I thought they were only gonna shoot show one. And I'm not in the first episode. So I went. So I was watching there and I met Tyka the first episode. So I went. So I was watching there and I met Tyka and everybody. It was great. But then after the first one, they rolled right into the second one

and then I tried to escape but I couldn't get out. So then I kind of stood on the side with the security and I saw my first scene and I was like, oh, I'm pretty good. Really good. And I went back and sat down. That's the first time you've seen yourself? Yeah.

Yeah. That's like really recent. I know. It was such a big, I think, moment of growth for him because like he sat down and he was like, oh, I'm good in this. And then I saw myself in Sex and Sin City some scenes, I was like, okay, that's pretty good.

So I'm fine now. Thank you so much for being here. Spying here. Thank you. Speech and speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Esther,'m fine now. Thank you so much for being here. Being here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, Esther, you know, I love you so much. And I've had a blast promoting this thing with you and congratulations on all your success and your baby coming up. And I love your husband, Dave, not a husband yet. Kind of basically you're gonna have a wedding.

We might I want to call. OK. Do you want to officiate? No, I just want to go. I wanna call. Okay. Do you wanna officiate? No, I just wanna go. Okay. I guess never gonna invite a weddings. What if you come to my wedding and it's literally just me, you and Dave? You would love that.

I would love it. But it's live streamed. Yeah. The only weddings that. I hope into that. Do we get a separate invite or do we still get the same invite? I think that's actually hard, I don't know.

I know, right? invite. I think that's actually hard. I don't know. I know, right? Jaime, congrats on three lovely ladies added to your roster. Thank you. Yeah, congratulations. Congratulations, Gilbert. Thank you. Congratulations, Kali. I actually have a gift for you, Bobby. Okay, tell me what it is. Yeah. Give it to me, please. Deck of cards. And it's a bicycle red dragon deck. Red dragons. You love it?

You love red dragons. Is it for Lunar New Year? Yes. Let me ask you something. You bought this because it was Asian oriented? No, it's Year of the Dragon. It is. I'm not the Year of the Dragon, the Year of the Dragon.

No, this year, 2024 is Year of the Dragon. Yeah, you didn't know? Okay. It's kind of weird. Would you have given this gift to her? No, I have a gift for you guys. What? What?

What gifts this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have pockets here. Yeah, yeah. Let me see where's, oh here. For you and your husband. Oh, thank you. Look, it's a trick, the dice.

It lands on 11, seven, look, roll. How was the trick today? Go again. 11. Every time 11. Oh, seven. Seven. Wow. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. I don't think I love it. I can't believe it. Oh, I love it again. Let me try. Believe him. I don't believe you. I want to see if I can throw in the, 11.

How do they do it like that? Lila, people should check out our podcast, Trash Tuesday, which has some big changes coming. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. We'll bleep that out, but we'll keep this reaction. That's exciting.

Oh my God. Anyway, I love you guys. Thank you so much. Bye-bye. Give it up for Esther. Esther. Thank you, guys. Kulunggi mong isalaman Fiwitan mong kukani ay makabaloli Kulunggaya madong dung ngayon Pongpola, yung kumpukiyay tuwil