TigerBelly - Mike Majlak & How Bobby Ruined His Life

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

Mike Majlak co-host of the Impaulsive podcast joins us and Jamie explodes. We chat top burgers, a different Mad Max, Bobby on Impaulsive, West Wing Romulans, blind Five Guys, and Tom Brady. Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.helixsleep.com/belly and use code HELIXPARTNER20. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now Zocdoc is a FREE app and website where you can search and compare highly-rated, in-network doctors near you AND instantly book appointments with them online.

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Enjoy the show. Monopoly metaphor simile no no not a metaphor metaphor. Or a simile. Simile is like. Metaphor uses like or as? No. Simile is like or as. Like or as. Metaphor is like a conceptually parallel. So like, I see none of our contemporaries know what this stuff means.

Jaime. Jaime is our sidekick from Texas. He opens for Ralph Barboza. I'm sweaty, bro. No, that's fine. We're all sweaty, bro. Good to meet you officially. I'm gonna make sure, man.

Your sweet little innocent Jaime, who's not so sweet and innocent. Are you really dating a chick with three kids? Yeah. Well, I'm like, I'm, we're messing around. Okay, we'll save it, save it, save it, save it, yeah. Yeah, that's fucking awesome, bro. Yeah?

Yeah, fuck yeah. Oh shit, headphones? Are they not recording? You don't have to, I don't wear them. Is it not recording? I love it. Who does wear the headphones? You don't have to, I don't wear them. Is that recording? I love it. Who does wear the headphones? You wear them?

Does B. Lee? He does, he does. B. Lee wears them? Oh, if you wear them, you'll start pouring sweat out of your ears, probably. Happens to me sometimes. Over stimulation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The ear fucked. I forget that you're more handsome than Logan. That, that. And it really, you you know it really makes me feel good that's debatable It's not debatable is there a close-up on the back of my head on the show. No why well? It's just it's not always completely filled in Look I prefer not I'm gonna look I don't even I don't know that we're on that level What are we looking at? Yeah, we're on that level. What are we looking? Yeah, we're on that level What are we looking at the back of a stupid head? It honestly looks very normal, but you don't have like a specific like intense, you know, are we are you bald?

Are we on are you bald? No, yeah, we're on imagine if there was just I don't want there to be like a telescopic camera Just pointed right at you know, my the back of my head. I didn't know what type of podcast I'm really weird about the back of their head. Can someone explain this? Well, first of all, we said, Bill Burr was on earlier and he has no hair. Oh, that guy scares me. Oh, whenever I see him, bro. Yeah. He scares me. I just think of that age three podcasts where you had to like start taking

riddle in as or whatever it was as a result of it. Why, what happened? You know what happened? No, I didn't. Um, I think Ethan just felt like it didn't go well. Yeah. And like maybe there was too much like reverence for Bill. So I like he froze a little bit. You can't have reverence for him. That's the rule with him.

Was that it, George? No. Ethan brought up that he brought like it's a clip show. So they brought the video up of Bill like crushing it in Philadelphia. Yeah. And then Bill was just like, what? Are you just going to show me videos of myself all day. Yeah. And then Bill was just like, what? You're just going to show me videos of myself all day? Yeah.

And then since it's a clip show, there was like, well, that's probably what we were going to do. The next 10 things they were going to do were probably that. He sunk the whole show before he even started. Mike Malak, Maylack. I mean, either from work, Bob. Maylack. Bob.

From Impulsive. Give him a round of applause. Woo! Honestly, he's more handsome. I had a better connection with you. I mean, obviously me and George really bonded on that show. I mean, that's kind of like sitting down with you right now is like me sitting down with my Hitler. Whoa! Sorry, sorry, sorry. I should say Mao Zedong. That's better, that's better. Okay, you ruined our show.

You ruined our show and you ruined my life. Okay, oh that doesn't feel good at all. I honestly don't know what the fuck you're talking. What do you mean? Wait, let's rewind. Okay. Rewind what, our lives? Let's give the audience a little bit of a...

Okay, so... Let me, let me. No, no, no, let me, let me. Okay. All right, may I? Okay. It's your show. Mike, well, I don't wanna, no, it's,

thank you for doing it, by the way. I don't know. Thank you for being here. Yeah, you do. Literally, I'm excited for it. I'm pumped up to talk to everybody in this room. I know we have conversations from girlfriends to sweating too much, to a bunch of different stuff. And I'm pumped for it.

But you have some real great people on this show. And I just feel like right now, a good chunk of your audience right now is saying, mother, why? No, they're not why this No, why this scumbag? Buying sold, you know Tate doesn't like um fuck this guy. Ridiculous what you're saying. Well alright. Yeah, I hope so Absolutely ridiculous right now what you're saying go ahead. I wasn't gonna say anything. Why are you raising your hand? I wasn't I was trying to. Don't touch your head when I'm talking.

Vent my armpits. Please don't touch your head when I'm talking. Okay, I'm sorry. Never again. Don't do this, what is this? I was venting my armpits, my armpits are sweating. Okay, anyway, let's rewind for a second, okay? This is the truth, and I'm gonna, you know what? Can I get something at the-

Oh my God. The body, your bottom lip. Oh yeah, you do, oh yeah. The body of Christ? Looks like you were chewing on tobacco. Oh. It's gone. Wait a second, it's called magic.

He swallowed it. He swallowed it. He swallowed it. What tobacco. Oh, it's gone. Wait a second. He's called magic. What was that? Cause it's, it's chunky. It's tobacco tobacco. Okay. Can you not point out tobacco on my face? Next time. Just let it ride.

You're right. I'm being, I'm being negative and nasty. Well, maybe I brought not the best energy. No, no, no, no. It wasn't you. Okay. When I saw you and I was so excited. What are you talking about? Mike, I love you, man. I love, no, no, it wasn't you. Okay. When I saw you and I was so excited, what are you talking about?

Mike, I love you, man. I love you too, but a lot hurt. Let's rewind a little bit though, okay? So what happened was you sat down, I literally walked outside and I go, oh, I really like, it reminds me of when I did, and Paul's a really like this guy, right? I said that to you and then you go,

well, you really fucked it up. I know. And I go, what do you mean? And he goes, well, the whole George thing now, he has his own podcast. And I go, I literally don't even, so what happens? So George is no longer with Impulsive. Yeah, George is no longer on the show.

Why? Because of you. Are you fucking under the line? I didn't do anything. Even if you did or didn't, whatever you did do, ruined all of our lives. Like, like, like, that's just the simplest way to put it. Oh, yeah. It was like a Viet Cong offensive that none of us were really ready for.

Okay, don't play it. Just, that was the moment. That was the seed that was planted. All right, stop. Push pause, push pause. Okay? Yeah. Number one, all right, let's just get this out of the moment. That's just the seed that was planted. All right, stop. Push pause. Push pause. Okay. Yeah number one All right. Let's just get this out of the way. Okay. Um Number one, I was super nervous that day. Okay, we're doing it you got because you know, it's like, you know I'm comfortable around Whitney Cummings and people that I know but whenever like, you know, this impulsive is a huge podcast

I was super nervous. It was before you came on. Oh. Oh, no. It was one of the biggest shows in the world. We had huge sponsors. I know. It was a great show. All right. Hold on. So I show up because I'm super, you were there, guys.

We were there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You brought, by the way, you brought like a fucking army. You brought goons. Yeah. And I just thought about rolling through this poor Let me say some did did Ned Stark when he went down to the Capitol bring buddy. He brings his family No, wait, is that the Viking? Yeah. What you ever saw Game of Thrones? Oh, I'm so oh, I thought you're talking about January 6

That start with the Start the whole game with the January six when you You talked about Stormy. Rob and Ned Stark, the whole game went to January 6th. Well you were talking about Stormy in the Capitol. When? You just said when they went down to the Capitol. The Capitol is where the King is and and Queensland. Let me say something to you.

Let me say something, okay? I am so sorry. There are more than one capitals. Can we just throw that out there? True, true. There's more than right? Yes. That was an honest mistake, dude. I thought you were talking about that Viking guy. He goes, see? Oh, you mean the QAnon Shaman? Yeah, you had it.

No, I'm not talking about it, man! What is going on here? Alright, let's go back. I've been spending a lot of time on conspiracy theories. I know. So no, not that. And let me just, all right, so I brought my own army up to the, you know what I mean, King's Landing. That's better. It's King's Landing. And I was super nervous. So when I did it, I'm like, oh, this is going well.

But you know, whenever I'm on another broad person podcast, I'm a little, I bring guns, you know what I mean? I start going, pa, pa, pa, pa, you're right, because I'm scared. Because I want to be able to like, you know, show what I can do. You know what I mean? I'm just trying to make... I don't know what

it is. And then all I remember is 60% into the podcast, George, who I'm a big fan of, is he leaves the podcast and I don't know what I did. What did I do? I have a question. Yeah, go ahead. Now, did you know a lot about George at that time? No, I had no idea. That he was a man of God, that he was... You are the hedonistic side of the human spectrum, wouldn't you say?

No, I wouldn't. And George is probably on the opposite side of that? Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure, you guys are fucking mistaken. And you think Bobby's energy was like an affront? Yeah. No, no, you're fucking mistaken, and I want to say that right now, dude. I'm a man of the Lord. I'm a man of God. I love God. I pray every night. What are you talking about? I respect his religion

Who's your God? I don't have a fucking Bilber You know Mike about to stab you I'm telling you Mike Mike I'm telling you right sorry you come see that's what you're doing I'm sorry, you're coming here Fucking pockets to make your mark. I don't and do whatever you need to do to make your mark But when I say something right now, you're being very very far confrontational. I don't know. I love you And so what happened George leaves he leaves I find it to be rude. I Find that to be rude when somebody leave I'm the guest I'm scared and he leaves the okay

So we didn't we didn't know that let me let me unrequisitely and What is that word and I it's not even a word and on it was an inequitably unrequisitely talk you you you There was more to the story besides just simply good versus evil. Yes. Okay, there was there was There was there there was a lot brewing at the time. We had some stuff going on in the show and George had taken, unfortunately, taken the brunt of on some shows leading up to it.

And so it just, it was like a wrong time, wrong place, wrong type of situation thing that happened. And to be completely honest with you, I've used it as a joke, but I don't want to get too, too deep into it because it honestly did end up being a real sore point. I am partially joking about how much you had to do with it. There was definitely more to the story. So let's just take that off the board right now. Let me put this back on the board. You can breathe a little bit. I like to put stuff on the board. Can I put something on the board?

For sure. I'll put something on the board. Now in retrospect, I have read some things online that I was absolutely confused about, but I think I was a sore point. Like a straw that broke the... You were just the cherry on top of already an existing problem. That's a good thing. The cherry on top is a good thing. It's delicious. The straw that camele back is not good. Let's go with the camel back. The straw, yeah, yeah, yeah. The's delicious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The straw, the camel back camel back is not good. Yeah. Let's go back. Let's go with the camel. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The cherry on the sun. But dude, but like

look at that. The cherry on the camel's back. I was the cherry on the camel's back. I like it. Yeah. So go ahead. But look at the, I mean, regardless, like look at the outcome of it, right? Like he has a very successful show now. He's in a good spot. He's happy. He's doing the type of content and shows that he wants to do. We've repaired our relationship, and we're in a good spot now. And everything is beautiful, obviously, except for our show.

You guys bumped into each other, right, on a plane, I heard? We did. That was the first time we'd seen each other since, like, things had kind of had a... Wait, so that was the last time when he walked off, the last time he got to broadcasted? No. Together? No, we did shows after that.

How many? That was, uh, several. Several. Well, thank you. Here we go. No, no, no, no. I was on the cherry on the decaf bag. No, you weren't.

You're in the clear. It just was a, it was more of like a chapter of a book, right, or in his case, like a Bible verse. So if Impulsive had a book, would one of the chapters be called Bobby Lee? Oh, a thousand percent. Oh, a thousand percent. Cherry on the Campbell's back. I am the cherry on the Campbell's back. Oh, bro, the commentary community had a field day with that episode. There's tens of millions

of views online just dissecting body language, delivery, so on and so forth, the seating arrangement. I mean, the science, the algorithmic technicalities that were put into that episode and judged by way of that episode are crazy. There's a weird, weird line in between content and reality that we all play in. You know what I'm saying? Like we talk about things from a joking standpoint.

Like some of the things we talked about things from a joking standpoint. Like some of the things we talked about before the show started today, like could have very deep, long lasting impacts on your life. And when we sit down, everything becomes a joke. All right. I walked off a show, I flipped the table over on a show.

You have a heavy table here. Yeah, but who's, somebody else's podcast. Yeah. And they're not gonna air it. No, I told it, it was fine to air, we aired it. And then you were really angry. And whose podcast was it? It was on a show called Jeff FM with Jeff Wittek,

a real good looking, he's a fucking. I'm good looking too, dude. No, no, no, no, I mean you say I am, his students, top notch. I was kidding though with you. But anyway. I trust me. I love it.

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I think you're on. I think you're on. Were you sloth, Hyman? Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, it was pretty wild. So my dog passed two weeks ago. And I know, so that was my piece in life and it was pretty wild. So my dog passed two weeks ago and I know like so like That was my peace in life and it was my mom's pet and they live together alone and my mom's divorced and that's like her

thing right or her her best friend in the world my best friend in the world and Evidently I had like angered one of his like co-hosts when his father had died His father he sorry he had called in to give the news that his father had passed, but in a very joking way, he was using comedy as like a way to disarm his own feelings. It's a defense mechanism when one's hurt, sometimes you use joke as a defense mechanism. And I matched that energy, so he was like,

he called in to like give the news that his dad had passed while like sniffing lines of coke off the passion of the Christ, like off Jesus' face. So I was like, okay, in to like give the news that his dad had passed while like sniffing lines of coke off the passion of the Christ, like off Jesus' face. So I was like, okay, clearly like he's like dealing with this with comedy. So I said to him like, well, he was delivering this like monologue about his dead father. I was like, hey, I have an eight o'clock. Like, is this going to like wrap up? Like matching the energy. That's funny. Right. So guys being talking about his dead dad, he's very emotional. you're like, can you hurry it up what I did with George? Maybe he wasn't he wasn't emotional. He was he was fucking around so I max the energy So then on last week's show I I had no idea but he had been harnessing or garnering this hatred towards me This this blood feud, you know, like he had a I just found out recently. He's got a my face on his wall

Oh shoots evidently shoots an arrow into it every night before he goes to bed. Wow. I know exactly why he did that too. It's because he can make fun of it because it's his dad and his like sadness. But it's like, it's almost like I can make fun of my mom but you can't.

It's probably how he felt in that moment. Which by the way, all warranted. And I tried to, I thought I was just simply matching energy. He, it's a very comedic show and I, I requested to get in touch with him after the show and everybody was like, he doesn't want to talk to you. And I, and I tried, I'd hit up other people from production. You didn't want to talk to me. So fast forward to last week and I'm on the show in a very different state of mind. Like, like you can see from the beginning of the episode, I'm broken.

I'm not the normal me. I'm not having a good day. like I'm in a really bad spot. So they ask me about the passing of my dog and I'm basically like almost in tears, like talking about it, like really still like trying to deal with it. And they let him call in at that exact moment. And he's got his cat in his hands and he's like,

look, I can still pet my little friend, you can't do this. You know, like ha ha and bro, and then's like, look, I can still pet my little friend. You can't do this. You know, like, haha. And bro, and then just kept going and going. And they let it play through, like just for the viewership standpoint. And I said, hey, listen, man, like if you're upset with what happened with your father, I really want to apologize to you. And this is wholeheartedly like I thought we were on the same wavelength.

I had made a joke. I'm really sorry about it. And he just kept pushing, kept pushing. And they let it all play, and let it all play, and I was just, and I just fucking lost it, spazzed out, flipped the table over, and had like a real vulnerable moment where that was my George Janko, and that demon I saw on the screen,

like when I see him, I see a Korean man, you know what I'm saying? Like that whole time, bro, like now when I play it back, I think it was you. I think it was you that called in, like just AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so all, no, no, go ahead. Just, just shit bleeds through. There's a very thin line between content

and real life emotion and we all play it very close. Here's my rule. Anything goes. Mm-hmm, comedy for sure. It's not even just podcasting, stand up, I just feel like anything goes, those are, that's a place where you can pretty much say anything you want, I mean this is my theory,

my philosophy, I mean not theory, philosophy. Now has it bitten me in the ass? Obviously it has, but I've never been really offended by really anything that anyone's ever said toward me, you know what I mean, it's like my dad died, Andrew would make fun of it, not make fun of it, I've never been really offended by really anything that anyone's ever said toward me. It's like my dad died, Andrew would make fun of it. Not make fun of it, but people would poke and tease. And it's like in that space, now if I'm sitting there,

I call Andrew or somebody and I go, I want to talk to you about something serious, I'm really depressed, and he made a joke then. Then I would flip a table, because that's not like real is, that's real life. But this is a space of anything goes, right? Yes and no, because yeah, sure, you can, like in theory, say anything goes here, but you're still bringing

your real life emotions to work. Like if my dog passed away yesterday, let's say for instance, by the way, we had a cry fest about our dogs last night, because we share four dogs, but if my dogs passed away, it doesn't matter if I say, okay those rules, you're right, anything goes. But I- I think you're right. I think you're right, I think you're right, I think you're right. I'm so- I think you're right, I think you're right. Right, right, right, right, right. This is why we need women. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you're right. This is why we need women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is why we need women. Because if Gobi had died and went on somebody's podcast and somebody was penning and mocking it, oh my god. I would snap.

You would absolutely snap. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. But you did call George on this podcast. You guys were good. That's right, I did. Yeah. I squashed it.

Now would George do this podcast? Probably, yeah. Get him. He's in a good spot. He's in a really podcast? Probably, yeah. Get him. He's in a good spot. He's in a really good spot, man. I need him here. Please make it happen.

Oh, actually, I don't know. You'll be right after his Jordan Peterson episode. You don't think he will? He would probably have you on his. I don't think he would do a trade right off the bat. I'll do his. Set it up. Oh, bro, it'll be, it'll go insane.

Let's all roll deep. No, you're not coming. I'm coming solo to the fucking yeah capital Which Jason? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, not change that not Jen sex. Oh, yeah, that's too. Jen six I'll come Jen six, but we're I'm going to the capital where I will meet him by myself And I'll go eye to eye and I'll squash it because honestly, I felt nothing after the impulsive. I was just like that was fun That show sucked. You didn't like that show? No, no, no. I think the numbers were good. No, I loved it. Well the numbers were what they were.

Your group dynamic different for sure after. No, I thought you and I worked well together and Logan. Um. Or does Logan not like me either? No, he does. No, Logan loves you. Because he did this after that right Logan? Yeah, he does. No, Logan loves you. He did this after that, right? Logan? Yeah, he did. We have a dynamic on the show. Logan's the draw. I'm the meat for the episodes. I do the majority of the research, the talking, the question asking. We had rapport immediately. I love it. As soon as you came on the show. I enjoyed it. I lied to you. I did something fucked up that day and I'm here to come clean about it. That's gonna dramatically affect our relationship. Okay, stop, stop, stop, right? You sure you wanna do this here? Where else are we gonna do it, the billiards hall? Like, where are we gonna do it? When's the last time we hung out?

You wanna go play nine holes after this and fucking talk about it? But Bill, you're tall. You want to go a lot. You want to go to the theater. The theater? Can't we go to a coffee shop? I mean, you could have called me and said,

hey man, I lied and there's an issue. This is like, and this is... Do you want to guess? I have no idea because literally after I did impulse if I was like oblivious, not only oblivious. I'm like, I like that guy. Mike fuck the hamburger thing. The hamburger guy.

The hamburger guy. He knows about hamburgers. I know cheese. You do cheeseburger. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's a you can if you're Jewish,

you can't combine the two. If you're Jewish, you can't have meat and cheese on the same sandwich, because it's not kosher. It's not kosher? Yeah. No. Dude, they're banished to hamburgers forever. Yeah.

And if you're Indian, you can't even have a hamburger. I don't even know what you're doing. My market is really small. I think you're diverting. Yo. Small market. I should have done different products. India, huge population, you're diverting. Small market. I should have done different products. India, huge population.

You're out. Mike, do it. Do you remember why we initially clicked? I don't. That's fair, because I wouldn't expect you to. You told me. I feel like I'm going to flip the table. No, no, please.

It's very heavy. Be careful. You know what it is? No, I don't. OK, very heavy. Be careful. You ask me. You know what it is? No, I don't. I'm good. Go ahead. You asked me a question and you said to me based on how you answer this question, your answer to this question will

deem and be a preview to our to our lifelong friendship. How you answer this individual singular question right now in real time will decide our fate. You want to do this now? It happened. No, it already happened. No, that's what you want to get this out now. No, that's what you said.

Let's go. Let's go. I don't remember it. Okay, but that's what you said to me. I think it is something that I would say. So I'm not refuting it is it. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you said to me. I, I, I think. It is something that I would say, so I'm not refuting that. It is, it is. Yeah, yeah. And you said to me, and you said, Mike, what nationality am I?

Yeah. Oh, oh no. Oh no. And dude. And your claim was? Dude, I said, now I was looking at you. I want it like this. Korean.

And you go, see it? You're my friend for life now I would love you forever as a result of that answer oh no when you looked up there was a producer in the background drawing an imaginary K in the sky like this oh no interesting now I could have guessed North Korean. Oh no, you said that? Here we go. Interesting. I was going to guess Filipino. What? What? Oh no. What a weird guess. Should we turn the cameras off and end it? Are you going to flip the table?

I'm not going gonna flip the tables. We love him as Filipinos, but we don't claim him. They don't claim me either, yeah. I just wanted to come clean about it because I don't want there to be like some sort of false belief of the original. You know what, I wanna claim something that happened earlier today than to you.

Hold on. Let me take a breath. You got here. Let me take a breath. You got here early, okay? I was upstairs sitting in my room. Gilbert goes, he's here. And I go, in my mind I was gonna go, who?

So then I'm like, oh fuck, what's his name? So then, well hold on, hold on. He has to Google? No, I Googled you. And Mike, my pronunciation, right? So before I Googled what, I opened it and it goes, you, right, but before that I go, Logan Paul, podcast members.

Because I had forgotten your name. So I had to go and I go Mike, and then I go Mike, Mike Jajak. So then I went to Mike, right? So you know, if you want to play these games, if you want to play these fucking hurtful games, I can play them as well too. Can I tell you something about Bobby, Mike?

Yeah. I can play them as well too. Can I tell you something about Bobby Mike? Yeah. He is the most inconsiderate, like non-remembering person I've ever met. He will literally go up to my 14 year old niece who adores him, who he's met 25 times, who he's gone to the Philippines to visit.

And he'll be like, wait, what was her name again? Yeah, yeah, Mike. And say it and she hears it, it's with an earshot. And she's like, wait, he wasn't talking about me. And I'm like, no, no, of course he knows your name. He just doesn't remember these things. He's sweating. Now let me ask you something.

And it's so painful. Why do you do that? He's hurt, watch. No, no, no. What hurts more? We talked about- Maria! We talked about sweating before the show. I'm a sweaty person.

How do you feel right now? Sweaty. Because of this? No, not really. That doesn't bother you? No, I was sweaty. That doesn't bother you? You know what?

The Korean doesn't bother me either. Yes, it does. No, it does. Is the AC off? We're putting it on right now. Did you do this on purpose? No, I'm caught. You know that I sweat.

I told him. Did you tell him that I sweat? You and Logan and your fucking insurrection of friends are fucking crazy, dude. There's no fucking conspiracy theory. We're just here just to have fun, man. Bro, I'm sweating too now because it's a Korean thing. Are you sweating?

I am a lot. Are you insane? My armpits, yeah. Throw me a towel, please. We don't have a towel. We don't behind you. Throw me a shirt. We're not doing shirts.

Back up, dude. All right, sweat. No, no, no, no. If you throw that... Whoa! That's how you feel right now. You ruined my life. You ruined mine.

You ruined mine. All right, sweat it out. Okay, so... You usually have hair and makeup for this type of thing. Let's back up for a second, okay? Let's back up. And let's be honest, okay? That does bother me me the Korean thing

because if you would have said because I already knew afterwards driving away going I Said we're gonna be lifelong friends, but I felt a little off still Like I was like, did you could it have been doing with what happened on the episode? No It's aside from that. I, I don't think our bond was locked in. Right? And I was really confused by it going, it doesn't seem lifelong.

It seems like a year. Like trickery was locked. Right? So now that you say Korean, it's all very clear to me. We were never meant to be friends. But I think you guys were. I think you guys, like you had a history with addiction as well right? Yeah yeah. And I know that's something that Bobby really struggled with. What does it

have anything to do with it? Here's something that I know you build lifelong friendships on like sobriety and people who have gotten over that kind of hump in their lives and that's something that people bond over. But that's not a sole requirement. I think it can be. I'm trying to help you hear Mike. What are you texting right now? No, I wasn't. I was looking at myself. Okay. The, you know what I don't know what it was? It was the headphones. It was, right? It's overstimulated.

Well, let's take, I'm gonna take it off. Let's take them off. The... For this episode. The idea that... I'm gonna take them off this episode. The idea that people that have a past with addiction bond over that is a 1000% true. I actually didn't even know that that was a piece of your past. I'm not, I'm not saying.

You know what, with your hands right now. You don't like this. No, but you're doing a lot with your hands right now and I want you to back up a little bit because you know, we talked about the Korean thing. Right? And we talked about me not remembering your name upstairs. Right? And so I feel like there's some, you're sweating like an animal right now. Right? So what I'm going to say to you right now is let's take a step back and let's fucking regroup because I feel like it's going to go to blows for no reason okay, so back up for a second Thank you. All right. Yeah, you purposely made this room. Ah no you okay paranoia your conspiracy theories

I've had enough of those as well right there is no conspiracy. We had bilba on earlier right that was a difficult one Right to get through last week. I could last. Last week. I couldn't wait for you to come. Even for a brief second, I forgot your name. And then so we came in. I wasn't ever going to give you that information. But the Korean thing, you could have kept to yourself. I wish I had. Because honestly, I do partially feel

like I was going to do a gotcha moment, and that's what made me sweat. Like this was one that really, really backfired on me, can we start over? No. Can we start the whole show? My gotcha though. My gotcha was so good. I thought that was good. It was so honest, right? And I could keep going back of the things I Googled, right? So, uh, my point is let's talk about peace before we can move on. All right. Peace between you and I. Oh, me and you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's water under the Saigon Bridge. That's already done, bro.

That's done. You turned that AC on. I already feel 50 times more peaceful. Can we do this from now on? And I'm gonna let you have the Saigon Bridge, okay? No more Asian references. Okay, fair enough. For the rest of the thing.

Done deal. What do I get out of it? What do you get out of it? Yeah, you're just not gonna make me sweat anymore. No, no, what you're gonna get out of it is you're gonna get probably a t-shirt. No, do we have any? What you're gonna get out of me is maybe the potential of being a lifelong friend The my heart is still open for it to that idea But for right now, um, we have to take a step back and we have to like, you know

Think about what we're about to say next because I don't want it to go to a physical confrontation. I couldn't handle a physical confrontation right now. I feel like I'm in a swimming pool. Okay. This has happened to me a million times in the past. One last thing I want off my back, right? And the back of your head looks like shit.

And that's, wait, hold on. And that's all, no, no, no, no, no, no, figure. And that's all, I got that off my, no, I saw the spot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I saw the spot, it looks weak, but my point is that now that I got it off that, my chest, now we can move on, now we can move on, okay? Mike, I have to say, I'm just kidding, first of all,

I'm just kidding, this is all for fun. Good times. I love you so much. I will never be. I would love you back on this podcast, to be honest with you. I would fun. Good times. I love you so much. I will never be. I would love you back on this podcast to be honest with you. I would love to come back. I love you. On a non sweaty day.

Yeah. And I think that you have a skillset that's shocking to me to be honest. What aspect? When I first did the Impulsive, and I think I've told you this guys after that, I thought to myself, I go, that guy, Mike, really has a skillset that's a, you felt like a comedian to me.

I felt you're good. You don't do stand up at all. Right? I don't. Let me, let me tell you this. You see dune too. I did. It was what do you think?

Greatest movies I've ever seen. Let's talk about literally 10 out of 10. I w I want to answer the other question first. No, I don't. Please, please. You have to allow me to answer. Please Rob. I don't want to, because it will, it don't want you to. Because it will help cool me.

It will help cool me. Go cool it down. I have a condition, not to get too dreary and sad on the show today, but my days, my performance, everything that I do in life is dictated by my mental health, unfortunately, at this juncture of my life. I couldn't hear you, go ahead. I have an anxiety condition that is instigated

and inflamed by my day-to-day life. So if I... I'm locked in, Mike, I'm listening. Hi, May, how are you right now? Good, good. Confused at May, how are you right now? Good, good. I'm confused on Bobby. Bobby, why are you laughing?

Why are you laughing there? I didn't laugh. It's your fault. You look to be so laughing. Go ahead, I'm sorry. Mike, go ahead. You have an anxiety condition. Got you.

You have an anxiety condition instigated by what? Some sort of trauma. Trauma, death, despair, mortality, relationships, all the same things that I think all of us kind of deal with, but some people don't deal with them as well. And like the past week or so has been challenging for me, where you're looking at my hand, you don't like this. I'm looking at your eyes, well fuck off.

I'm looking at your eyes. What? I'm looking at your eyes, well fuck off. I'm looking at your eyes. What? I'm looking at your eyes, fuck off. What was that? What was that? So I'm just, I'm offended by it. I was looking at your eyes, not your hand, man. Doon two, doon two.

Doon two, no, no, go, go, go, go. Doon two, doon two. No, no, you don't go to doon two. Mike, power through. You don't go to doon two, 10. I had to finish it. 10 out of 10. No, finish it, finish it, finish it, finish it. No, finish your. 10 out of 10. Finish it. Finish it. Finish it.

Finish your insecurity. Finish your insecurity. No, because this is a comedic show and I... I'll tell you about my trauma. No, but it's not your turn. Oh yeah, go ahead. All right, go ahead. One of the reasons I came on the show was to have fun today.

Are you having a blast? I actually am. Me too. I know it doesn't look like it because I'm sweating. It's a great time. But I've had this happen to me. I have panic attacks and I really do. I struggle with this a lot. And it's one of the reasons why you asked me

if I've ever done standup. And even if people told me like, yo, you're funny, like you're good at comedy or whatever, I don't think I would be able to do it. I have really, really fucked up nerves. And if something doesn't go right for me, like I make a joke about my friendship with someone and their Korean background, I'll just start sweating.

Spiraling. Yeah, I'll start spiraling. Like everyone's looking at me, they thought you were funny at first, but now they just think you're a loser. It's hard for you to sort of- Did you even see Doom 2? Like the whole, it just-

It's so funny because I love when people make assumptions about something when they haven't even done it. About stand up you mean? Yeah I mean you don't know. Well I don't know. I can draw. You don't know. No I can. You can draw.

I've never skydived right and I can name you a million things that I opinions about it and I have no idea what it's about but because I don't want to do it I'm scared of it these things that come about but at the end of the day I still haven't experienced it so I don't know. do it, I'm scared of it. These things that come about, but at the end of the day, I still haven't experienced it. So I don't know. What are you scared of about? What scares you about it? Dying.

Okay. So. The shoot not opening. So if, so, so if you did something similar, like bungee jumping or something in the same vein, and that scared you a lot, could you draw a conclusion about skydiving based on experiences? No, I still can't. I can't. No, I can't because it's still a complete, when you draw a conclusion about skydiving based on experiences? No, I still can't. No,

I can't because it's still a complete, when you're bungee jumping, you have a tether. Yeah. Right? So it's like skydiving, you don't. So that thing can snap. It snapped before. I understand that it's a different horror. It's a different horror. I think bungee jumping is actually more dangerous than skydiving. Yeah. Can you look up the death statistics on those two, please? Yeah. Somehow bungee jumping seems scary. It is. It's way I've done both. But what you're saying is that you did something similar to stand up and it didn't go well. So you're sweating on your podcast. Yeah. Yeah. We're just sitting here so I can make, so I can make an assumption based on that, that until I'm able to get over this fear of

talking about certain topics or conflict or confrontation or dropping the ball on a joke or whatever, that I probably would find myself in a similar scenario given the application to another place. Yes, you in the back. Okay. Can I ask you a question? Yes.

Do you think that you would sweat as much the eighth time you did my podcast? Absolutely not. You would still sweat? No, no, no. You wouldn't. The point you're making is the biggest thing that I have to remember. Right, so if you did stand up, you would sweat.

It would probably be a disaster like it is for everybody. But the hundredth time, I don't think you would sweat as much. So you're saying exposure therapy. It's exposure therapy. Also, because you're scared, it's the fear of the unknown. You don't know what's going to happen. But then once you do it a hundred times, you're feared you're it's the fear of the unknown you don't know what's gonna happen but then once you do it a hundred times you kind of basically know what's gonna happen yeah the worst it can get you know and it's not even that bad what yeah yeah how are you doing today good Mike how you do pretty good I mean I was better before when I

was not sweating yeah how do you keep mentioning dunes are you in doom to yeah, I'm not no I've seen the movie it's incredible But why do you ask that? I'm sorry. Why did you ask that because he can't mention in doom to right? No, I asked if he's seen it Oh, you thought Mike was here to promote doom to are you promoting? Yes No, Timothy, but I never saw doing? I seen the first one but I fell asleep so like The first one was very slow The first one was very fucking slow We have a very important

Jaime update Jaime recently or earlier today told me that he's currently seeing someone and she's a single mom of three so clap to that He said he's potentially a stepdad I'm a stepdad And how's that going, Jaime? Pretty good.

Yeah? Yeah, pretty good, I guess. Is she a lot older than you? No, she's like around two years older than me, so like 29. So she's much her. And this is the love of your life? No, not yet. But I'm just messing around.

Could she be a potential love of your life? Yeah, I think so. I like her. How long have you guys been dating for? Oh, we haven't been dating. We've just been messing around. Insertion? Yeah I think so I like her. How long have you guys been dating for? Oh we haven't been dating we've just been messing around. Insertion? Yeah I wrap it up like I said. Yeah but yeah we still mess around. When do you intend on unwrapping it up down? I don't know. When you're wrapped up do you want to be wrapped down? Does it make sense to me?

No. Two years I think? Uh... Two years? I think two years? Two years before you take the condom off? I mean... I don't see myself having a feature with her So... Not feature Did you say feature?

You said feature Speech impediment Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Yeah, he's- They're pulling a George now. Throw me more towels. Throw me more fucking towels.

Mike, how dare you, Mike? I'm just gonna need towels. Okay. All right, all right. Kidding. Feature. Do you, why, are you usually safe with your partners? Yeah.

What scares you the most about not using a condom? Getting her pregnant. Getting her pregnant. And she has a pass, a track record of being pregnant. Efficient pass. Yeah, so what's her nationality? Guess. Korea. Korea.

The producer now draws the... Oh oh that's an M. Oh, that's not as easy as a K. Oh, oh, oh, Mexican, oh, beautiful, oh wow. Wait, have you ever been inside, that's a terrible way. Have you ever had sex, not inside, have you been inside, fuck it, have you been inside a white woman before? No. Wow.

I just stick to Mexicans. You stick with Mexicans? Yeah. It's funny, why do you do that? I don't attract white or... Wait, Jaime, could you see yourself being stepdad to three? Could you ever have a feature with white women? Could you see? A feature white. I like white girls. What? I like white girls. Yeah, yeah, but you think they're a little intimidated by them? Who? White girls? Yeah, Romulans. Yeah, white ones. The white girls? Um, like, no, I don't think so. You know what a Romulan is? No. Okay. But why? I don't even think I know what that is. What is it? A Romulan? You know what it is. They're like the, uh... Well,, don't say anything is that like the sauce that you put on french fries overseas

I'm gonna name you some other things Your sweating is unbelievable It's so into really It's so intimidating. I really wanna show you my armpits to make you feel better. Please, please, could you do that? They're disgusting right now. Yeah, it's threatening. Can I ask you a question?

Did my sweating make you sweat more? Yeah, because even a little bit of sweating anywhere in my body makes me sweat. It's like an avalanche effect. So the tiniest bit, if I acknowledge my own sweating then it doubles in trip So you have the same exact thing going on as me hyper hydro says see but mine's only on my face Okay, so mine like mine like my Hole right now is dry your armpits are dry. I'm dry dude dog

I don't know yet's fucked up and that's and that's the worst thing because that's the only thing that shows on a On a podcast. Yeah, so the worst thing because that's the only thing that shows on a podcast. Yeah. So I get the mustache and under the eyebrows sweat. But that's usually if I'm like confronted. So like if I were in your seat right now, I would get for sure the mustache and under the brows. And also the armpits and hands and feet, which is like the worst. Do you think that it makes us less like quality people?

I think it probably makes us like, how do I say this? Like dude, there's Romulot coming out of my head. You know that he says I look like a Romulan. Okay. Bro, what does that term mean? Okay, I'm gonna say, no, don't look it up, please. No, I'm not. I'm gonna name you some, it's a quiz between you, not I wouldn't I'm gonna name you some It's a quiz between you two. Okay. Okay, so when it name you some other word words

I'm not a crazy anymore from phrases from the world. I'm talking about and then see if you get us a fun little game All right. Okay, look at a meme right dilithium crystals Greece. Yep. It's from Greece. It sounds like the movie Greece It's from Greece. It sounds like the movie Greece. The movie or the country. Yeah, Greece. No, like the country. Greece lightning. Yeah, they don't have dilithium crystals. Yeah. All right. Jeffrey's tubes. Even I don't know that. Now let's go to the basics. Right. I don't know that. Wait, did you say this was on an island? No country. Are you talking about the tunnels on an island? Jeffrey's team The country? No, Romulan is a word, a part of a world

and then if you know what the- It's a show No, don't say that! Oh, God We're gonna ruin the game Is that West Wing? Yes! Romulan's in West Wing

Call the Romulans now Do Wing! Mr. President, call the Romulans now. Do you by some chance mean West World? No, West Wing. West Wing. You know what West Wing is? Yeah, of course. But you would think that he... But the dimethylene crystals... Vulcans. Vulcans.

What do you think? Vulcans. Why don't we work together? Do you want to work together? Yeah, let's work together. Vulcans. Give me one more. That is the word. I don't even know outside of Vulcans what the easiest was, but Vulcans. How about this? I'll do a hand gesture, okay? Star Trek. Star Trek, dude. We come in peace. Yeah. Hey, good job, man. We crushed that.. Congrats guys. You could have just said, what's the captain's name? Spock. No the main captain. No let him guess. Chris Pine. Chris Pine. That's his name. Captain Pine. Captain Chris Pine. Yeah Captain Chris Pine. So the Vulcans did this as a hand gesture but the Romulans are also an enemy in the world. They're cousins with the Vulcans. They kind of look similar. The guys with the shit on their head? Yeah. No, those are Klingons.

Yeah. Are you a big Star Trek fan? Yeah. You are? Yeah. You never watched it? I mean I'm more of a Twilight Zone guy. Okay. Let's go back to Dune 2. Why? You got no respect for Rod Serling? No, I love Twilight Zone. I just don't know much about it. We were talking about Dune 2 earlier and we kind of bypassed it now I'm gonna circle back around and let's talk about it. I feel like you have an audience for Twilight Zone and I don't really get Like I feel like you- that's so offensive. No, it's not it's supposed to be the opposite I guarantee you your audience is is schooled in in culture. I know more than my fucking audience. Oh they are for sure More than my fucking audience. My podcast host my other podcast Esther Povitsky. She's a die-hard Twilight Zone. I know more than my father. They are the first war. Or my, um, my podcast host, my other podcast, Esther Pavitsky.

She's a diehard Twilight. I've seen every single episode multiple times. Yeah. Every single episode. She might match you with, with the whole like diehard fan. You're talking about old school. Yeah. Yeah.

The only one I saw one was, correct me if this is one where he's a guy. He goes into a bank vault. It's one of the biggest episodes ever made. It's called Time at Last is the name of the episode. It's one of the best episodes. Right. So can I tell people, let me guess what it's about. A man, he's in a bank vault. I don't know why he's in? Doesn't like people. The end of the world. And then he somehow escapes the fucking vault. Was walking around. He realized everyone's dead. Right? But make sure you give the one... I know, I know. And he has glasses.

Which is important because his favorite thing is... Reading books. That's all he wants to do is read books. Right? And he's like, ah. When he runs into a library. He finds a library. Library, he goes ah. January, February, March, April. May, right?

May? All the books I can read forever. I have time, time at last. Can I say something about that episode that has a flaw in it? Mm-hmm. Right? So at the end of the episode,

his glasses fall off his little head. They break. And then he's like, oh, oh, Kovolt, he's an old Jewish guy, right? Oh, Kovolt, I know, I can't read. I don't think he had any costume on. I know, but just in my mind. Any kind of religious background.

I can't read books. Then why don't you just go find a glasses store? I mean, like, you can, I mean, crawl around. Well, he's from the town, he what he's from the town right he's from the town yeah fuck I can't hear myself is that was there money in the bank what did he do with the money no no no money was not involved he was in the bank vault because he worked at the bank right so he's from the town correct so he So he's kind of, because now he kind of knows the town, right? It's like right now I live in this part of town, right?

And so if I went blind, right, and someone said, find the fucking... Five guys. Yeah, yeah. I got five guys. Yeah, there you go, good on. That's a good one, a five guys. No, but seriously.

Or the Vons, or any, or the Ralphs. Yeah, how are you getting there, please? All right. I can't wait to hear them. Right, so I'm blind, right? Yeah. I sort of know, I'd be able to find the five guys. That's pretty far.

Okay. So let's not speak too much. I know where it is. It would take me like probably two weeks. Probably Equinox. Not even, I can find the Equinox, but let's just say the Trader Joe's. Okay. I could be there within three hours of being blind. There was a reaction over here. Are you kidding me?

All of a sudden you know how to operate while being blind? Do you know that takes years and years and years to learn how to even like... Blindfold me tonight. Okay. Okay. Blindfold me tonight. Gladly. Right? We'll to even like. Blindfold me tonight. Okay, okay. Blindfold me tonight. Right, we'll do an experiment. Blindfold me tonight, right? Somebody has to look at me because I don't want a car to hit me. Of course.

But in this scenario, what we're talking about, there's no more people, right? So people are gone. I could find the fucking, you know. But this whole man. Bobby, there's also flaming piles of radioactive buildings that weren't there between then and the last time you went to Equinox. So you're saying he could just trip over and fall into one of those and die.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Bro, there's... Oh, so, okay, let's go this logic then, right? He's blind, right? Yeah. No, he's got glasses, right? Yeah. He's got books, right?

He has to eat. Yeah. Right? Yeah. No, he's got glasses. Right? Yeah. He's got books. Right? He has to eat. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So it's like, how is he going to find like those radioactive shit? How is he going to survive? No, that's the whole point. He's glasses broke. So now he can't. The episode's over. But if he had the glass, he still has to eat and go to radioactive material. Go to Subway or whatever. There's no subway there now, dude. If everything's burnt to the crisp. Right? Subway remains. OK. The glasses store. Do you know how many franchises? Do you know how many? No. Glasses store and Subway there now, dude. If everything's burnt to the crisp, right? Subway remains. Okay. The Glasses Store.

The Glasses Store remains. Do you know how many franchises, do you know how many fran- no. Glasses Store and Subway are different things. I'm pretty sure a BMT lasts through a nuclear bomb more than a pair of eyeglasses, which are made of glass. Which means shatter. And fragile books too. Oh, this guy.

Why are he fragile books? All the books are intact from a nuclear fucking situation. Did his glasses shatter or were there fragments of it he could use? Like that's very good point, sweetie. He grabbed a little module. He dropped them and then they hit the ground and like because of the fictional nature of the show, they imploded. Like I always wondered that because like really they should have maybe like just like but they really like vaporized. Okay. Why can't you find a Braille book? Was this town bombed? By who? They don't give that type of info but I would guess. The Romulans. Yeah probably.. Sergeant Spock. Yeah, Sergeant Spock. So let's go back to Dune too. I don't know. Well, no, let's go back to Twilight Zone. I want to go back to what's another famous episode that you could. Oh my God, there's so many.

There's, I mean, the most famous episode ever is Nightmare 20,000 Feet where there's a monster on the wing. Oh yeah, I know that one. It's actually William Shatner. It's actually William Shatner, who's the actor in that episode. And he's in, and he's, he's, he's, he's going through this like mental crisis where he sweats a lot on podcasts and he looks out on the wing and there's, there it is. And there's a monster, but only he can see it. Uh, and he can't get the other people on the plane to believe it, but it is there. This is, uh, what happens to this guy? He plops the window open to go out there to confront this guy. And they have to do an emergency landing, like Albuquerque or something.

Get him off the plane. Whoa, who's that? That's the guy. Same person. Same guy. Whoa, dude. He grew his hair out for a later scene in that episode. But then when he's getting taken away in 5150 and brought to the psych ward, in the back

you see the plane and the wing is folded up. Whoa. So like he was right. He was right. But listen, Rod Serling, the writer of a lot of these episodes and the host of a lot of these episodes was a genius, an absolute genius. And you know, this is the kind of stuff that I don't get to talk about on the show that I'm on. I'm on Impaulsive, we talk about wrestling, we talk about crime. I love, no, I love this stuff.

This is the type of shit I'm into and I think I've created a pretty one dimensional view of myself on the internet and I want people to know. You know what? Thank you for having me on the show. What are other things, what are other things people, you want to let people know about yourself that we could put out to the world? Okay, so I never knew you liked-

I do know one thing about you that I find super interesting is that before you were on Impulsive, you worked for Lovesac. Yeah, the giant feedback company. And you went from working there to basically being on one of the biggest podcasts like in the world Like what was that like being like? Okay, cool Like you have a healthy corporate job and then boom now you are at the mercy of public opinion and Logan Paul

I know, you know, listen I never assigned much of a like a value or sentiment towards anything in life because that job in corporate was chapter 5,000. You know what I'm saying? That was past, you know, waiting in line at the methadone clinic in 26 degree weather for six years with people, you know, throwing up all over themselves. Do you go to meetings or no?

I don't anymore because I'm just, I'm busy. I should, and I think that- You know, I have my own meeting. Really? I do. What night. Really? I do. What night is it? Or is it a daytime thing? Yeah, I would. I would 1000 percent.

You'll love it. I would love to go to it. I would love to. I'll let you know afterwards. OK, it's a great meeting. I'll definitely come to it. I'm going to start sweating again. I'm not. But it is it is.

It is a weird topic because I think in a lot of ways, I've cemented myself by way of my book as kind of like a thought leader in the space of recovery. There's not one way to do it. I agree. Yeah, but no, I don't promote any of that type of activity. For people who are a year, three years, five years into their recovery, they like people need to lock in and be sober 100%.

I just, honestly, to be completely transparent about it, I'm still battling a lot of shit in my life and still battling a lot of trauma. Not substance ones. Like process? Yeah, process, addictions, it could be food, whether it be sex, whether it be any of that type of stuff. But that's not really what it is. I'm stuck in that kind of behavior too, my friend.

It's hard. But the program helps you with it. I know I still have these process addictions, these side things that I really have to take a look at. Because I obsess on things and it's all to escape how I feel and what's really going on. And I can see myself doing it and I'm very aware I'm doing it. You know? Like, in sense that, like even like watching TV shows, like Shogun, I'll burn through it all at one time.

Just so I don't have to like deal with anything. Right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has like a, like fixation. So let's say for instance, like he's rewatching season five of the West wing. He will watch that over and over again. Like if he watches on that season of the voice, he will watch each audition. I'm not kidding you, Mike, 30 times. Uh, with the hope of discovering something new. I always do. I always discover something new.

See, like the way you treat that with that obsession to rewatching the episodes is like, for me it's like how I talk to myself in my internal monologue is really bad. And I treat myself, I have a girlfriend of the past seven months now, which has been really helpful for me. In terms of being a little bit more

structured and she just is, she's like, dude, like you, we really need to talk about how you treat yourself. Like you are, you are terrible, terrible. What do you think about what they say about how our parents external dialogue to us as children become our inner monologue? Last week while talking to my mom, whenever I go to a therapist or talk on a podcast about it, I talk about how my childhood was incredible. My parents were together at least up until I was 14

when they got divorced. We had a house, we had food to eat, like table stakes for like, you know, a good life, especially when you look comparatively to what a lot of people go through in this world. And I was talking to her about it and I was like, you know, is there any reason like I would feel undervalued or, or like I wasn't good enough? And, and she looked at me like, do you not remember what it was like being like working alongside your dad? Like, like I would go mow the lawn and she's like, he would come in and be like, yo, he can't mow the lawn. Like, this is terrible.

I'm just gonna have to go and do this myself. Like, you're never gonna be able to, like, you can't do this. Like, I would go to help him, like, try to fix the car and he'd be like, you're doing it wrong. Just step back, let me do it. You know what I'm saying? And listen, like, I love my father. But what if we're doing it wrong?

I was, I'm sure, but I was six. You know what I'm saying? Like I was probably shitting wrong at the time. That's the scary part about parenting. It's like for them it's a regular Thursday and to us we hang on to those little details when we're young because our heads are, and our emotions are still like, our brain isn't fully formed at that age. Like we're hanging on to their every word. So they're, how critical they are of us does become our inner monologue like my mom's voice replaced in my head every sing from the moment I

wake up to the to the time I close my eyes and it never ends I can like I can intellectualize and say hey like this isn't truly how I feel about myself but that monologue keeps running anyways and it's really it takes a lot of effort to kind of shut that off. So what do you do when you have a kid you if someone a kid go paint like draw something if there's a it's not good right look mommy what no let me finish okay you can you be my mommy well this scenario whenever no let me I'm gonna I'm a kid right now you play the mommy. Okay. All right, mommy What do you call me your hair for? So good

Right mommy Yeah, I do this you do think is good Yeah, it's yeah, do you think it's good? Let me see, is this shit? Don't swear. Yeah, do you think it's good? That was supposed to be file engine. Oh no, it's not good. That's it. Give it back. Try again. Go tell your daddy. Okay.

Don't be a parent then. That's not good. What's your instinct say? Oh what? You be the kid. You be the comp. Wait, tell me. Oh, I'm the kid. Oh, I'm the kid. Wait, I want to be the mom. The next scenario you'll be the mom. Okay, okay.

Ma'am. Ma'am. I'm right here, sweetie. You don't have to yell. Ma'am. Yes, sweetie. Ma'am, remember the dog died last week? I made a picture of the dog to remember him by. Let me see, let me see. Huh, sweetie, that looks like a fire engine. So try it again.

It's not good. Get the fuck out of here. Whoa. No, too much, too much. No, a little too much. Mom? Yeah, yeah. I want to do methamphetamine. That's how they do it. All right. Here. Here. All right. So you'd be the kid now.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Here. You're the mom. You're the mom. Oh, you have the comb. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, don't touch it because it's gross. I wash my hair What kind of kids is because that was a little strange what yeah, what kind of kid is this mommy European kid what's going on you want a different oh you drive do wait do I have to answer in the same nationality I think you have to match his fucking and nationality and action mommy I do a picture of my pet cat. Stop, stop, stop. Can you go lower on the voice? He sounds very puberty-y.

He's a child. I know. Mummy. Don't blow him. Sound like a kid. Hello, mummy. Be more kid-like. Yeah.

Action. Mummy. Mummy. I drew a picture of my pet cat. Take a look. Was that Borat? Mommy, I drew a picture of my pet cat. Take a look. Was that Borat? Was that Borat, child? It's Borat.

Well, it is a very nice picture. Yeah, yeah. And it is a cat, yeah? Yeah. What do you think, mommy? Honey, keep working on it. It's a very good start. Sweetie, sweetie.

What? Yeah, sweetie. Dracula. What are you gonna do with that? What did our daughter or son paint? It is a cat. Let me see the cat. Whoa. It's a beautiful cat. me see the cat! Yes! Whoa!

It's a beautiful cat! What do you think, puppy? Puppy? Puppy! Alright! What? I can't even pin an accent? I don't know what accent this is anymore. Three different accents.

This is insane! Stop! This is a nightmare! It's a nightmare! It's a nightmare! It's like, man... Okay, anyway. No, just...

You're not playing a kid anymore. Yeah, no, that was horrifying. It's horrifying. But as Bobby a nightmare. It's like, man. Okay, anyway. No, just, no. You're not playing a kid anymore. Yeah, no, that was horrifying. It's horrifying. But as Bobby as a parent, you have to be poker faced, even if you think it's shit. Oh, okay.

You gotta be like, hey, thank you for this. Get your comb. Yes, my brother. Do you keep that in your pocket? You keep that in your pocket? Oh, gosh. Oh. What else is in that pocket?

What brand is that, Wii? No, it's the wet one. It's a wet brush. Oh, wet brush, okay. Well, let me see. Yeah. you got a Louis Vuitton wallet Is that is it? No, I got from Chinatown. Okay Chinatown market. Oh the brand no No, cuz there's a brand they had to actually get rid of the term Chinatown. It was offensive to the Chinese Yeah, I don't know why it's just called market now. They just got rid of the whole like brand

Let's go do a dune to review now Welcome to dune to review show Starring the cast of the Bobby Lee podcast you tiger belly. Let me ask you. Did you see the original I did 84 1984 I did not see that it was it was one year before I was born I know you can still watch it on the it is still available. Yes. I did not see that. It was one year before I was born. I know, but you can still watch it on the... It is still available. Yes, I did not watch it. I saw parts of it on a screen one time and then chose to probably watch Requiem for a Dream. Okay, can I say something about the original Doom? I loved it. You did? Yeah, and I think the Harkonnens, right? Yeah.

Because Freya, the Zarkonians... Harkonnens. Harkonnens, right? Because Freya, the Zarkonian. Harkonnens. Harkonnens. Harkonnens. The Harkonnens. I thought Sting played Frey Harkonnens, the Austin Butler part.

Sting played that in the original movie. And I remember in my head, I'm like, watching at that as a kid going, God, they're horrifying. And the way David Lynch did it is like, it's the same kind of like dystopian kind of look that they had, like one guy's ear was like stitched up, and you know what I mean, it was like really weird,

but as a kid it was horrifying, so it was so interesting to me to see how this new movie they would portray the Harkinens, and I thought that you did an excellent job. I thought that Austin Butler was fucking- Crushed it. Crushed it. Crushed it. Menacing.

Very good. That was such a cool role. And it was so cool to see like the behind the scenes of like what they do in their town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in their city, like in their stadiums. Yeah, it was so fucking cool. Where there's like crazy, yeah, like weird.

Weird. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah. He was so good. Dude, he was so men. Yeah, yeah. He was so good. Dude, he was so menacing in this. And he was so good. And so, because he's not in the first one. In the David Lynch movie, you know,

Sting and the other guy is in it the whole time. So when I first saw the original, the first Dune, Dune One, I was like, oh, where's that Sting character? But I'm so glad they saved it for number two. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because he was so good. Who do you who else did you like about the movie? It just was like years of cinema were just like brought together in this like tour de force. It was just such a perfect the cinematography like every shot was

so thoughtful. It just everything looked beautiful. The sound like if you watched it in the right theater, the sound was incredible You have to watch that in a theater like 100% go watch that movie in a theater It reminded me of when it's a movie where you look at you go. Oh, I this style is like It's supposed so specific to the director. What's his name? Billy? Villainous yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's so specific to him, you know, because even in the arrival, right? Yeah, just the way the aliens looked and the sound and it's just so him. He did Blade Runner too, right? Yeah. Yeah, the new one. What else? He didn't do, uh,

he didn't do Sicario, did he? Yeah, he did. He did Sicario. Oh, he did Sicario. Yeah, he, that dude is off. That dude may be the he could be the man right now like Wow, exactly. So cario is actually my favorite film. Love that. So cario is my favorite one of my favorites What's my favorite scene in that movie thing? Oh No, what is it the border patrol the Guns where they're at the border with the Yeah, it's a lot of the movie. The whole movie's about that.

I know, but that one where they take out all the Mexicans in the highway. I think that's your favorite. What's your favorite scene? It's not really. No, oh, shit. Sorry, Mike. It's okay. You don't have to apologize.

Did you see the movie? Oh, yeah. I don't like the second one. You're Mexican, right? Yes. It's like prerequisite. It's prerequisite. Reading. It's like reading of mice and mice. It was the Benicio del Toro and the lawyer and the kids. Oh my God, bro.

That scene is so good. That is such a twisted way to finish. It's a shocking scene. If you haven't seen that movie, that's like a must-see. That movie just like, I think it got score. It got best score. The music was haunting. Like, you know the scene when they're going to Juarez

for the first time and it's just that heavy bass. Whoa. It's so good. Like dude, it's just everything about that film. Josh Brolin. Benicio. Benicio del Toro, just the acting. And also it just feels so real.

And you know It's you know what sucked about it that they followed it up with part two like the part two never saw part two Not it just what did he do part two? He didn't direct it. That's why oh really I hope he's coming back for three there's been a lot of conversation about the no he needs to he just do what do you Want to he's doing some good shit? Yeah, you know doing two was good. What's the best movie ever made? Wow. Sorry, not Fuck the Superlatives. Can I just go back to my opinion about Dune II, how important it is, right? Because you have these, in the last decade, we've had these

Marvel and DC theatrics, right? That have a lot of CGI, a lot to it, some action, and you know, if you're watching it from a distance, you're going, oh, this is great. There's no substance to it, right? This movie has real family and emotional connections, and the pacing is like perfect, and they let things build. And it was a really great movie. And I really, the sound was insane.

The sound you could, you saw it? Raise your hand if you saw Dune 2. You have to. Anytime there's one. You're not going to watch it. I am. You didn't even see, do you see Godzilla minus one, like you said it in the theater? No. Yeah.

Cause you're a lying lady and you're a fool. You already know. Okay. You're a fool and you're a liar. You're going to make her sweat. Can I tell you something about myself, Mike? You're like a sweat and do to. You're a lying lady and you're a fool. You already know. You're a fool and you're a liar. You're going to make her sweat. Can I tell you something about myself, Mike? You're like a sweat and do.

You're a lying fool. You're like the equivalent of like a basketball game. So you know how. You're a basketball sweat, bro. I feel like Patrick Ewing on this. You're Patrick Ewing. You get panic attacks, right? You get panic attacks?

Not in the classic sense. I don't pass out. Okay, so I've had, I can count at least five panic attacks from the movie theaters. And it's something, it's not that I don't understand that movies need to be viewed with that with a big screen and the perfect sound is just, there's something about being confined to a dark space with strangers that makes me very, very anxious. So it's very hard for me to go by myself. Did that get increased by what happened in Colorado?

I mean, maybe like subconsciously, I'm sure that's deep into my head, but it started when I was really young. Really? Yeah. You know what's messed up? When that Colorado thing happened, I went to the movies not too long after that

with some friends. What are you talking about, Jackson? When that, watching the dark night, it was a dark night, right? Yeah, yeah, you talking about, Jackson? When that, watching the Dark Knight. It was a dark night, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Jackson. It was a- Aurora or what?

Aurora, yes, yes. There was a shooting at a theater, mass shooting at a theater in Aurora, Colorado. I remember. It was fucked up, and not too long after that, we went to the movies to watch a movie called A Quiet Place, which is a very Like nerve inducing like you're gonna sweat

Great movie. So the movie had started some fucked up shit was already started to happen and we're sitting in like the first row and I I'm like Hearing behind me what doesn't sound like it's a part of a quiet place Maybe Maybe it was, but I'm hearing these like extensions like of things like metal, like ratcheting, like ratcheting together. Right. So, so I look at my friend that I was with and I'm like, yo, I'm not fucking doing this, bro. Like I'm not, I'm not a hero. I'm not good. You're in the theater. You hear that metal, like ratcheting, whatever it was like something that you didn't even expect.

Well, listen, it was optimist. So, so no no it was so so I'm like I'm not I'm not good guy with a gun today like I'm not doing this shit I'm fucking out I'm not helping the old ladies like I'm out of here right so I fucking bolt me my friend bolt out and we find the usher like in the front and I'm like what's he doing there I mean he was doing not have a concert? He was doing, no, no, no. Oh my God. Not, these are my confessions, not that guy. Like an actual man who checks the tickets.

Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Cause that was showing at show. No, and I'm like, hey man, like, yo, Theater Three, Quiet Place, like there's some really fucked up shit about to go down, like you gotta get the SWAT team in there. You said that? Yes, I'm like, bro you got to get somebody in there and he's like fuck dude like oh my god what like well what the hell's going on in there dude I'm like dude they're building out ratchets right here and he goes what

theater did you say you were in oh theater three he goes theater three is the theater for hearing impaired people and they have these ratchets that they ratchet up that shows a little screen with subtitles on it in front of their seats. So you just heard them like unfolding, assembling the metal and I went back in and the people were like, oh, oh, oh.

It wasn't Optimus Prime? No, it wasn't. It was like. That would spook the fuck out of you. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was, I mean that the fuck. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I was I mean that's just or do your research Yeah, or just or just turn around Attitude right now. I'm tired shit. What's wrong with my you lie about we've seen many movies together You never had a panic a panicky because I had a partner. I was in a relationship. Yes, so then watch

Godzilla minus one or dune two with people, your friends. You, but you didn't invite me. Can we all go together to see it? I would love that. I'm down to go. Is that a movie that's out now? It's been out for a while. Oh yeah, let me take a look. You never saw Godzilla minus one? Wait, if I bring... It's black and white. What? It wasn't filmed like... They did a one week, that one week Yeah, it was just that one week What's your favorite movie? Top 5, tell me now Um, Mad Max

Which one? Not Fury Road Not a Bad Choice Would you compare that to Dune? No, Dune is, Dune 2 is pretty is pretty incomparable I'm gonna be honest, like a nine out of nine point five rating right now scares me when somebody says, oh, it's one of the best movies ever.

It really is. It sort of had a two thousand space Odyssey that kind of like visually are you allying a fact to me? Anyway, go ahead. Number two, number two. Hi, man. Does any movie know you're you're, you're top five. To Mad Max. So twice you wanna list that one?

You do both of them? Number two, Mad Max Free Road. No, just Mad Max Free Road, the new, the one with Tom Hardy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you saw. Can we get past Mad Max Free Road? Let's move down the list. Go to the second movie now, okay?

I hope he says awards. No, you won't. No, just wait. I hope he says it one more time. No, you won't. No, just wait. I'll make my own. I will lose my shit. I'll make my own. What's the second movie now, aside from Mad Max Fury Road,

with Tom Hardy? Make sure you give us the preface. Give us the preface of what the first one was. Yeah, give us a, if you were gonna, what was the movie about? Mad Max Fury Road. The guy with the straight, like, what a lovely day. The Gates of Valhalla guy a lovely day Go ahead yeah, tell me what this what's the movie about? Let's say I'm like an executive right you're pitching the movie

In a minute tell me what the movie is about all right, so we're gonna have this Land is old white guy who controls the water, fresh water, and he has these slaves, these women of slaves and... Oh so it's an old man, let me write that down, there's an old man, controls water, and he has slaves as well. So they have slaves, it's an old man, is this in the deep south? And his right hand lady... Wait is this Django and Jane? Yeah, man is this in the deep south and his right hand is in the deep south wait is this jango and jane yeah jango and jane what is this no this white lady uh white lady her right hand right hand man her man or women she steals the women women she steals women yeah she's

gonna be played by what women the white guys um slave women oh slave women. Okay. Sex slaves. Sex slaves. And this takes like in 2036. The year 2036. Yeah. So about 15 years from now. Everything's a waste now. So we're gonna run out of water in 15 years. No, yeah. Yeah. One guy controls all. One white guy. So one white guy is gonna control all water. One white guy. So one white guy is going to control all water. The fresh water. So who controls the salt water?

No, who controls the salt water? Tom Brady. So the football player Tom Brady is going to do that. Tom Brady. Tom Brady is going to control the salt water. But the old white man is going to control the fresh water. He's going to have long hair. Can we work on that? Or does he have to have... what does the long hair have anything to do with it?

No, that's how his design is. Oh, you've designed that? Yeah, I designed it. And then that white bald head lady... I don't know about the bald head lady. Who's that one? The white... the right hand lady. The right hand lady. We'll just right white the right hand lady the right hand lady She's called the right hand right hand lady and for your own stuff

That's her name. I'm gonna call her for your own stuff for your own stuff. Okay? She's got she's gonna be played by Charlie Charlie's Charlie who their throne or something Charlie throne? Call Charlie Thrones the agent see if she's available. Will do. Yeah, for the bald-headed lady. She's working on a movie with Tom Brady right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah, call Tom Brady for the salt water. Good Charles. Yeah, and who's the other guy? There's a bald guy. Old man, who should we cast for that? Because you, Charlie, we have Charlie. I'm thinking Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin's completely the old white man.

Yeah. Okay, you put call Josh. Okay, then what happens? And then there's a skinny guy that he is like a minion to the Josh Brolin and would you like to play that part? I would love to. What's this about? Because we don't know what we're doing. He's promised sex at the end. Oh, okay. So, the old man who controls the freshwater. Yes, he has millions. He has millions and he controls...

Freshwater. I know, but he also can give sex. Yeah, he promised his minions sex. Sex. Like, you want sex? Okay, he promised his minions sex. Sex, like you want sex? OK, good. So and then. Kill yourself or me. You kill yourself for me and you do it.

And you'll get sex. And it's suicide, you get sex. You get sex after he kills himself. Necrophilia. What's that? I have the saying when you like, I'm awaited on the. Right? Something like that.

At the gates of Alhalla. Thank you. I'm awaited on the gates of Alhalla. Thank you, I'm way down the gates of Alhalla. Alhalla. We've heard enough. Let's green light this movie, guys. Good job. Good job, good job.

How about the next four? Give me one more movie, give me one more movie. Top two, top two. Damn, I can't, Kicking It Old School. You're just showing your joke because I was in that movie so don't be feeling silly. No, a real movie. A movie. Can I just say something? Yes. Kicking in Old School was a real movie. And it was a movie. It is a movie. It was a movie, a real movie. Comedy is real movies. But a second movie. What?

Any movie, just any movie. What have you seen? Just any? Okay, The Wolf of Wall Street. There we go. That's your second favorite movie. Okay, great one. You wanna write this one?

I have good ideas about this. About The Wolf of Wall Street? No, we'll pass on that. Let's finish this one about the man with the water. We'll finish that one and then, you know... Same as you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And those are the only two movies you've seen in your whole life? I've seen a lot of movies, but I can't think because I'm getting sweaty.

Yeah, I see. Okay, nice. Oh, you put on the spot. Yeah. There's a lot of movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there a TV show that you like? The Vampire Diaries? Oh, wow. the spot yeah there's a lot of movies yeah is there a TV show that you like the vampire vampire diaries oh wow also you really like iCarly no iCarly that much oh really you like Daster no I mean yes but like I like I

don't watch it I don't sit and watch it it's so funny what you're doing right now you love iCarly but because Mike's here Mike's here you're oh I respect that iCarly awesome Mike's here and now you're like oh no I'm a man I don't like iCarly iCarly's awesome yeah that's a great that's a good show I love iCarly too I have it on DVD do you like it yeah you're a f*** do you like it I don't think I've ever seen it I don't think I've ever seen it. I don't think I've ever seen it. I'm also excited. He's trying to fix the table. That's fantastic, dude.

You know, us three should have a movie review show. That would make my life. That would literally... Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Look at this list of movies I have on my phone, bro. God dang it, I'm so sorry. Mike, are you into Asian movies like

like hentai No Go jump all the way to hen well. I know he wants to probably talk about porn at some point today. I know he's just fucking Seething to talk about porn. It's a sad day for Texas. I know you Yeah, so tell me the rule so you're saying that Texas band. What is that? Let me see your list Man, you know movies you have seen or you have no it's not just movies. I've seen that's a that's a good list of boy

Movies, I call them good boy movie history of violence fucking amazing. Yeah My friend my friend Ashton Holmes is in that with Vigo with Vigo yes that's the one with the bathroom scene that was Eastern Promises Eastern Promises equally in Reservoir Dog amazing Trinity amazing Inception of the Interstellar well yeah what that was a good one what I would love to hear him explain the plot of Inception. Children of Men, very good movie. Children of Men is one of my top ones. I thought Saving Private, the first 30 minutes of Saving Private, Ryan, probably one of the best insane pieces. Would anyone say that there is currently still a better modern war film than...

I think if you look at Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket, the first half of that too, I think if you combine both movies, so if you put the first half of Full Metal Jacket and then the second half was the first half of Fucking Savin' Pepperon, you'd have the greatest movie. Just multiple conflicts. The really good war movie that I saw was the one allegedly shot in one take.

1917. 1917. 1917 was great. That was incredible. That was incredible, incredible movie. Awesome. It's incredible, your list, because you've seen every single one of these movies. Oh yeah.

I could tell you that some of these I wouldn't, we highlight. Yeah, some of them. Which ones? Yeah, yeah. What? Which ones are questionable for you? Some are kind of questionable.

I mean, all right, so here's a question I just read it. Hold on. It's Mad Max on there. It's not What are the questions? Like rom-com? Movies no like I am legend During its time period yeah, but it's not No, it's here's the saddest part of that. And I want to bring this up with you. But his dog, his dog dying. Samantha was that was so hard because she turns. She does. And he's holding him. Remember Will Smith, right? Right. Right.

Right. And he slaps the dog like this rock't... You know a movie I watched for the first time a little too late, Bobby? What? That you recommended to me two years ago, but I finally watched it yesterday was Prey. The Predator movie? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Incredible. Okay, okay, last movie topic because there has to be something else besides movies. Okay, go ahead.

Is, let's say, let's go with most fucked up movie that we've ever seen. Okay. Oh shit. There's so many there Okay, there's a movie that I haven't seen I've only heard about it's like a it's like a urban legend Yeah, like a nightmare scenario called it's called a Serbian film. Yeah, that's banned banned. It's man What's oh, I heard it's bad Supposedly, it's like the worst thing like ever. Like it's just super like, like I wouldn't even say it on YouTube. Yeah. Just really bad stuff in it.

It's called a sermon film. I haven't seen that, but for me, one that always stands up is Requiem for a Dream. Yeah, Requiem was pretty rough. I think also cause we probably watched it as teenagers. Like for me, it really seared into my brain in high school. Yeah. But I did watch it too many times in like a really fucked up horny girl way.

Did it lose its allure? What do you mean? Yeah, like now I watch it in a very, through very different lens where I'm like, this is so demented because now I understand the scene of Ellen. Barkin. Bursting.

Barkin. No, it's not Ellen Barkin. It's Bursting. Yeah. Um, her scene. No, Bob Barker. I think you're thinking. No, Ellen. There is a Barkin, but that wasn't her.

It's Bursting, I think. But her scene of just like, it's like a fever dream of her eating disorder and everything about that hits a little different now. Bursting. Yeah. My bad. It always, it always hit me a little bit harder to as like an actual as like a heroin addict. Yeah. Like it just was so I have a movie that's more fucked up than that. Visitor Q. I've seen it with you. But the scene is funny. Yeah. I don't know. It's hard to explain. I know. I watch Visitor Q. It's a funny scene. This is why I'm saying. I don't know, I don't know if I wanna watch it. Go watch it. So Visitor Q is really old.

It's like an older movie. 2001. So like, I think in Asia, I think Asians have the most fucked up movies, I think, compared to America. Cause everyone was like hyped about Saltburn, and I found nothing like shocking about it. That movie kinda- I liked it, I liked it.

I thought it was like, all right. But it's like him drinking like the cup water was like nothing right, but it's like I don't know why I'm thinking like the the Water was like nothing like I drink that Delicious bro during a southern summer wait oh It's hot the most fucked up movie. You've seen I was I was on Requiem I mean I recommend for me was always was always kind of torturous just because Requiem for me was always kind of torturous just because my mom went through it with me and it's like him and his mom and just like the whole, like their connection

and just like the heroin. How long did you do heroin for? I was addicted to opiates and some, I started with Oxycontin because that was a big thing. That's like the kind of the starter of the 17. So I missed a lot of like development mental years in my life. Oh, so you started with Oxycontin?

Yeah, so I was addicted to Oxy's when I was 17 until and then I switched. They got pulled off the market by that, you know, the feds, Purdue Pharma, you see dopesick and everything else. Yeah, and it switched to heroin and then I did that until 2010. It was on methadone pretty much the whole time or for like six years. Now, how long were you in methadone for? Like six years. And how did you how were you able to eventually get off on methadone pretty much the whole time or for like six years. Now, how long were you in methadone for? Like six years. And how did you, how were you able to eventually

get off the methadone? I started like weaning down because I wanted to get clean but I also was still like using street drugs too. I was doing dope and at that point I was like smoking crack too. So I was just, I was getting 90 milligrams a month of Xanax prescribed and just going through them in like a day or two, like crashing cars.

Like, it was just a horrible time, the whole time. And eventually my probation officer, her name is in Milford, Connecticut. She was, I had a five year suspended sentence for my felony charges. So if I got caught or gave a dirty earn, I would have to do five years. I gave her dirty year and she was like tomorrow you're either going to rehab or you do your five years so I just made the

decision to go to detox and then rehab after and and then that was clean sense yeah June 23rd 2010 I went to detox well it's I mean it's not so rude what you're doing I'm listening what he just said. He just said detox is June 23rd Yeah, that's the whole thing. He knows my clean date. That was good. I was really good. I don't think you would have got that I loved it Such you're such a guy who projects because while you were explaining this to me we were both locked he was on oh, I know Where I mean I I know what's happening everywhere. You too, dude. I am well aware Anyway, that was a long one.

Thank you for sharing that. Mike, that was a long one. No, no, no, to your team. That was a long... We don't go over this long. This is pretty long, but we got to go through Mike's. He's the burger guy. Oh, I will do it later.

No, no, I need this. I need this. Because there's a couple of really great ones here close by that I've... And this is you? That's you. That's a photo of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is you. That's you. Wait, what is this? What is this? What is this website? I've never seen this before. Of your top burgers. Oh shit. I have a fucking web. Number two burger. She wrote Los Angeles. Is it great? It's fantastic. It's incredible. If you go in there, my pictures on the wall. This one's great.

I've been here for the one has surpassed the burger. She wrote. Wait, it's called for the wind. Yeah, that's actually considered to be the number one spot in in California. Wait. That's in Glendale. No, sorry It's in it's in unless they have there's one. Oh Exploded You just spin a coil Bad what happened? Was compulsive You don't learn to breathe is really just realize the Brady's not in the matter

What happened? What happened? You okay? That was awesome. That was so horrifying. You okay? Breathe, dude. You're holding your breath in? What happened? Yeah, what happened though? What happened? I was just talking about the burger. He just exploded. What happened? I don't know. He went through the wrong hole. Oh, you drank? Yeah, he drank. And it came out wrong. Yeah. He's like, you're a mad man. Are you OK, dude? Yeah, I'm OK.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drink again, drink again, drink again, drink again. See what happens. Is it going down the right hole? Oh, Jaime, you're OK. I don't want you to be hurt. Slow it down. Slow it down, Jaime.

You're doing great, OK? No, it down. Slow it down, Jaime. You're doing great, OK? No, it's still spasming, right? Because it went down the wrong hole. Yeah. OK, let's go for the win. OK, for the win. For the wins in Glendale?

No, I'm not down. For the win. There's one in Hollywood. It's eight minutes from here. That's that one, the original. Yeah. It's a double smash patty, American cheese, potato bun, special sauce, pickles, onions.

Wow. Yep. Never been there. At number one. Bobby. Hi-ho. Hi- onions. Wow. Um, yeah. Never been number one. Bobby Hi-ho. Hi-ho. I love Hi-ho. We, you think it's number one? Hi-ho is not even close to third. That, that, that, that's wrong. I do like Hi-ho though. Heavy handed and then actually heavy handed is a great burger. And then actually if you go down the one that's been getting all the play lately is called easy street. Yes. That's the one on language's the one But but I promise you it's not as good as people are making it out to be it's just not wait What's the new one here that took over mr. O's heavy-handed heavy-handed?

Out of control they still do beef tallow fries some of these are outdated, but I've done hundreds now and most importantly I have my own Concept now what about a burger say never die burgers never say die. I will go with that. Burgers never say die? If you get a hamburger spot I will invest. I have it. No I already have it. I have a full, a full. There it is. You're too late Bobby. Ten out of ten. And it's and it legit is it is a result of all of the studies and research that I've done over the past four. Well where is it? There isn't a domestic location yet. That one's in Saudi Arabia. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. I should have had you drink first. It exploded. Before I said it. Anyway, you have a restaurant in Saudi Arabia. Yeah.

It's called 10 Out of 10. 10 10 Burger. How's that going? It's good. And now how's the business? It's called 10 out of 10. 10, 10 burger. How's that going? It's good. And how's the business? It's great. Fantastic.

Yeah, good. But you don't have one in America. No, there's no domestic location yet. And so, yeah, if you actually want to be involved, you can be. It's not like a massive commitment, like in terms of money. No, I want to put some money in. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's fine.

I'd love to get to it. I'd pour some money in there. Anyway, if you, if you, Mike, want to plug anything? Well, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you,

if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you I know I could tell you want to go. Why is it this is the second one I've done today. That's a great book. I love it. Is there an audio version? There is but it's my voice. I love your voice. I love your voice. You know I'll be honest with you man.

I had a blast. I think we would work. I think we were working well together. Don't you think? Yeah it was awesome. It's confusing. It was fun as shit. And I think that we got to just figure out something to do with you.

You're fucking hilarious. There's a weirdness in that part. You are so funny and you need to be like, No, you don't do anyone else's podcast. You can do, you know, I mean, some in Texas, but in LA, you're our guy. Exclusive. Your guy's dynamic, like, is perfect.

You represent the middle ground where I am on Impulsive, which is like a mix of fact and feelings. Yeah. Lots of feelings. Yeah. Lots of feelings. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just, I've never seen someone explode before. That was crazy.

I've never seen an explosion either. That was insane. Slow down, dude. Slow down. And thank you, Bobby, for having me. It was fun. That was great. I think it's going to go well. Thank you so much, Mike.

Thank you. You're awesome. Thanks to your audience. great I think it's gonna do this is gonna go around thank you so much