TigerBelly - Mo Amer & Jabba the Hutt Eyes

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Comedian Mo Amer joins us and Bobby pitches a new sitcom. We chat $250 jacket, Chinese wings, nose holes, Ramadan, editing points, and "Sheets & Giggles" More Ramsey Badawi here PrizePicks: Download the app today and use code BELLY to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!”  Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to joinbilt.com/BELLY. Burr’s unique ability to blend deep critique with laugh out loud humor is exactly what makes this one of his most personal and funniest hours yet. See the new Hularious stand up special, Bill Burr: Drop Dead years- streaming on Hulu March 14th.

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Turn it off, turn it off now. They're trying to make us feel comfortable. What are you doing to me? That's a funny joke. Wait for all that on the air. He's like, I want you to confess in five minutes. What are you about to ask? Are you wearing makeup?

No, I'm not wearing makeup. I do look good though, huh? If one thing is going to make me confess his heat, like he could pull my nails out and he could do this, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that, and he could do that,

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I'm the king here. OK. That's fine. We like kings. All right. Look at the cauliflower in my backyard. It's killing it. Really?

Look at that, bro. Okay. Well, show that on air, stop. That's another good thing we can say. No, it's not. That's another good hot topic. It's another good thing we can say, dude. So, some rules.

I'm traveling, so I'm not fazing. Hey, me and you both. We don't need to know why you have a beverage in your hand. I literally said this. Okay, I don't know what's going on. I gotta put my earphones on, but here's some rules, okay? You work cans or no? Yeah, I work cans.

Okay. Number one, this isn't, you know what I mean? Oh boy, what? No, I don't know. I just knew someone was gonna say that. I want peace throughout the world. Oh boy, this is what you're saying. I want peace throughout the world.

Is that how you're starting it? Yeah, I'm not starting it that way. There goes the next deal I was gonna make. All right, so I want peace throughout the world, but in this domain, right? This isn't some sort of, you know, I hate to say it, but a strip. Okay, I don't.

Of all the words you could have chosen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one? So I wanna say to you, my friend, okay? Just me or Moe? No, Moe's fine. I've done movies with him. Yeah, Moe's a huge star.

Yeah, yeah, and he's a headliner. We love Moe. And so we connect on a different level. Moe's my king, FYI. Yeah, yeah, okay. You're talking too much already. All right, so Ramsey, I wanna say to you that you're- Leave my soldier alone.

Okay. So Ramsey, this is my domain, and I know we go on the road together and you're really mouthy, and you'd fight back, but here, we want sprinkles of you. You got it. Okay? We want sprinkles of you, and so what I'm saying to you

is that this is Mo's the guest. Okay. You're a sidekick, right? Okay, thanks for having me. someone sprinkles of you. And so what I'm saying to you is that this is Mo's the guest. Okay. You're a sidekick, right? Okay. Thanks for having me. Is this chair just for Asians? I'm just curious.

No, no, no. Why, why, why? It's good. Yeah, yeah. Don't do it. Don't do it. Do what? I already know.

I saw it on your face. Do what? I mean... I could grab you by your ankles and do one of these. Okay. Launch you into a new career path. I don't want you to do one of those, you know what I mean? No, no, no.

Desert moves or what? No, desert, we're not from the desert. I know. I don't know what you call it. It's desert adjacent. We're not even started yet. What I want to say to you is this, okay? It's not for you, Mo, all right, I love you so much.

Ramsey, just don't talk so much. You know what I mean? Okay. But you're a human being. I got this, watch this. You shot your mouth! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were giving shot!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, relax, come on, leave Ramsey alone. Yeah, yeah. So let's begin. I feel bad immediately, we got enough stress to deal with. Okay, let's start. You play keys now? I've always played keys for you.

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Bobby Lee what's your name We have security Mongolia Give a round of applause security Mongolia Who do we have out here Ramsey Badawi Ramsey Badawi No he was supposed to No he was supposed to come up with an Asian name

Let's do it again. Okay, okay. Everybody, hello! Hello! Somebody hungry I think I had to. Hattachi, Hattachi! Everyone say it with me. Hattachi, Hattachi!

Hattachi, Hattachi! Where's you, are you from Japan? Hattachi, Hattachi. Yes, Hattachi, Hattachi, do you, all right? Hattachi, Hattachi. Hattachi, Hattachi. Yeah, very good, white Hattachi. I don't like that one. Where's you are you from Japan? That was like an expat Right in Thailand whatever you guys do, but anyway, um, oh we know. Oh, do we do know? No, have you been there? No, I have okay, but every time I went to Japan and in Korea They're like you need to go to Thailand.

And I saw the look in their eye and I'm like, no, I don't think I could go to Thailand. Yeah? I don't think I need to. Yeah, they would love you there, Ty. Oh my God, I don't want to find out. What'd you do? Did you do promoting your show there?

No, no, this was many, many years ago. Mo Amor, give him a round of applause. Yeah, hey, very nice. Mo Amor. Woo! Woo! That's it. That's the song I wanted.

Woo! Right? Woo! When you do it, it's weird. It's not good. I have a fat downy tongue. It feels different. It hits different. It hits different, right? But still, we do it. We have the tongues. Everybody has tongues. You're doing it like a turkey.

It's not a turkey. Oh, those different alorablas? Yeah. From different regions? It's more like little, little, little. Give me different regions. It's more like. Give me the regions.

I'm gonna throw out a country and you tell me what the. Okay. Germany. Oh, that's Korean. I know, but you do it. Germany, how do they do it? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's lovely. Oh yeah. Very good. Here we go. Oh yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Let's do London.

England. There we go. Right. Let's do Israel. I'm kidding. I love you guys. This is a very great. This is really fun. So far into it. Is it offensive so far? No, no, no. It you're not. I love you guys so much. You really want it. This is a very great, this is a really special way to get into it.

Very fun so far. What you don't like is it offensive so far? No, no, no, it's not offensive at all. I'm right in the line here. Not to me. I'm at the border right now, dude, and I'm right in the line. Yeah, you're right there.

So, um, well, you and I first met where? I can't remember. Clubs? Clubs, yeah. But we really got, I mean, I have to apologize to you. Yeah, please. I was a little too aggressive, I think, when we did Sweet Dreams. Yes, to you. Yeah, please. I was a little too aggressive, I think, when we did Sweet Dreams.

Yes, you were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you why. I'm aggressive to whom? Anyone in the room? To ethnic people. What do you mean? To people I love.

Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. What? To ethnic people. To ethnic people? No, I hate ethnic people. That's true, right. You're not aggressive. He's trying to win. Yeah, I'm trying to win, dude. That's why he's handsy with ethnic people. I hate ethnic people. That's true, you're not a graphic. He's trying to win. That's why he's handsy with ethnic people.

Yeah, but so when I... I'm not handsy. I'm not handsy, but when I really love somebody, I do deep hugs. Yes. I'm a deep hugger. Have I ever hugged you, Ramsey? No. You've only done like a weird power thing where you brush like you're like your beard on my neck Yeah, you're like that like kind of a wispy thing here. Oh, yeah, we're sorry. That was a slam, right?

Oh, what is it when he said beard? I think so. Yeah, it felt like a slam. Yeah The thing has yeah kind of a wish. Yeah, so I wanted to ask you. It's like a windsock. It lets you know So I wanted to ask you. It's like a wind sock, it lets you know the direction. Yeah. Yeah. None of them go in the same direction. Yeah, yeah. I wanted to ask you, Mo, because I had Ramsay open for you

over the weekend, you know what I mean? And one day, I looked at his nose. OK. His notes? Please don't do it. No. No, no, no. Please, please.

OK. Looked at his what? Nose. Oh, nose. Yeah, yeah. OK, yeah. And Okay. Looked at his what nose. Oh no Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I and I asked him I said, are you trying to win some sort of competition? And he goes what kind of competition I said the amount of holes you can have your nose, right? It's what's that breathe breathing for so what I did was Is that what it's stuff be be be bang bang me Be so I what I did was I took James Almost.

James Almost. Yeah, James Almost. Yeah, and F. Murray Abraham's noses, right? All the names. And I, it's the same as what, This is wild. It's the same what he has, right? And I asked you.

That's why you were looking at my nose. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So I asked you about your nose outside, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have a perfect nose, by the way. It's the same what he has, right? And I asked you. That's why you were looking at my nose. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So I asked you about your nose outside, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have a perfect nose, by the way. It's television. It's a Hollywood nose. It's a Hollywood nose.

Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, that's a terrible nose. Yeah, yeah. So what Ramsey has, what did you say what he has out there? You said something, you said? Bad skin. Bad skincare, yeah, yeah. He said it's a Palestinian thing.

I was like, no, I haven't seen his nose. It's probably related to a bad skincare routine. I'm stressed. I haven't been sleeping well lately. Either have I. Yeah, let's go ahead. Give me your grievances. I'm just, you know, I'm exhausted.

The world is, you know, it's a tough place right now. You're thriving. You think so? Yeah, for a young guy who's working at the comedy store, Molly from, you love Molly from San Francisco? Yes, of course. Yeah, she's the best. She is.

And she watched her whole set and she goes, he's good. And that's the biggest compliment. You're ticking all the boxes, but you're ungrateful. I'm incredibly grateful. No, no, no, you're not. You whine and you bitch, right? And why the fuck, why the fuck did I spend so much money at Patagonia for you?

Let me ask you a question. Okay, you have openers, right? Yes, of course. But then you have also staff. Yes. So when you're like, I'm being real, I love your eyes. Oh, thank you. They're like little chestnuts.

Oh, God, they're so good. What the fuck? All we need is a fire and we're on Christmas. I'll tell you that right now. Well, we are up here. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, so what I'm saying to you is,

you ever go to, you're on the road. Do you ever go shopping? Yes. Do you ever bring your staff or someone that works for you there? Yes. Do they go, boss, boss, can you buy me something too boss? They never say that.

I'll be honest, be real. I never say that. But I'll be honest with you, I go, I volunteer myself before, as we're in there. I bought him shoes before. That's nice. Yeah. So he go, so he got.

No, I do that. It's like a morale boost. Oh, so you, okay. I can't go to a nice place and be like, hey, look at me, I'm killing it. And everybody's just like out here with some, you know, it's a reflection of me. So I'm with him. Oh, I'm sorry.

You, Russell Peters, Gabriel Iglesias, we don't have that kind of money. But those guys make way more money than I do, by the way. Oh, they do? Yeah, I think so. All right, so what I'm saying to you is that, would this make you mad though? Let's make an arbitrary name. Well how much did you spend on it? I'm going to tell you. So I'm Toby. I work for you. I'm Toby Alawa. You're just making up a name? Toby Alawa?

First of all, Toby is like one of my dearest friends. Are you talking about him? Yeah, I had a kinetic. I'm one of those guys that can read things. So Toby works for you. I couldn't get the sense of the last names, but Alawa came to my mind. So Toby Alawa, you guys are at a... Go ahead.

It's accurately racist, it's fine. It's totally different. I'm not racist at all! No, it's accurately racist, so it's totally okay. Like if I did a bad like, you know, Bubby Rhea, if I did a bad like Bubby Rhea accent, you'd be like, whoa, it's offensive. Andrew does it every day. If it's not good, yeah, but Andrew does a good one.

Give me your best Asian. Best Asian? Yeah. Ramsey, give me your best Asian Ramsey give you best Asian Hero, okay. Very good Japanese Japanese after right during Hiroshima Hiroshima. He's on fire. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway Continue continue. Okay, so we'll be a law. Why whatever you said I love all right, and he goes boss and you're at at a store and he goes can you give me a jacket boss? What'd you say? Boss? Jacket? Yeah yeah. How much is the jacket? That's exactly I didn't ask.

Yeah. So I go to the front counter right. I mean I wouldn't it was definitely odd thing to be like I probably wouldn't have said how much is I would have looked at like hmm interesting. Well I discovered when the cashier said 600 and something something something, right? Right, and I looked at what I got, and you know, cause I'm Asian, it's like I have a built in abacus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you're in your mouth, when I'm thinking you can hear it. Yeah. Right, it's all those little pieces. That's what I heard outside. It just sounds out about me, right? Yeah. And so, it was about 250, you know what I mean? Okay, you spent 250, he was spending 600?

No, I spent 600 overall. His jacket cost about 250. Would that make you mad? No. Fuck. Damn. I wouldn't. Because that's not the story, but thank you.

Oh, really? What's the story? Here's the story. We drive by the Patagonia on the way back to the, or to this restaurant that we ate that had okay wings. And- Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. First of all, you've been ungrateful for free food.

Is that what's happening? No, they were just, their beef was really good. No, no, no, no, no. Their beef was really good. Okay, can I say something to you? That really made me mad. And I'm gonna explain to you why. Okay.

Look at me right now. I'm looking. Have you ever been to San Francisco? Yes, of course. I know you have yes I saw your photo at the cobs or something. Oh, yeah. Are you there? Yeah So, um photo there. I'm there All right. So there's a place called Santana That's what you do it

That's how I read all the time. Oh, really? Oh, really? Well, it's hard to get to. I do that with everything, though. It's not- Oh, good to hear. Yeah, very good. That's how we say it.

Yeah. Yeah, so, so, um, that restaurant has a three hour wait. Oh, my God. We always go there, you know, when, you know, you know, back when, when Kalani and I were dating, we would go there every year. All right? It's a three hour wait. This time, they gave us a private room.

Yeah, as they should have. I've risen. Yeah, of course. And when you rise, you do. You know that old saying. No, but yes, I'll go with it. When you rise, you do, yeah. I just made it up.

I get it, I understand. Yeah, so. No way, I wait three hours for anything, bro. What are you talking about? You would never wait. Three hours for what? Even if it's so good. No. Okay, we did.

Absolutely not. Oh wait, you've never wait. I don't ride. You're at Disneyland. No, I'm fine. I've always been the guy to find a way to get to the front bro. Even before any of this stuff. I know you do. I remember a Christmas like movie. I think it was the Ali movie. The Muhammad Ali movie? Yeah, Muhammad Ali way back in the day. I had $20 in my hand, I went all up to the front,

I was like, what's that man pretending to know this guy? I'm like, listen, here's $20, I'm gonna buy these tickets. It was, the line was around the, like, I'm not doing that. I don't have the balls to do that. $20? Time is the most valuable thing you have. Here's a peso. I mean, check it up.

Anyway. But you get a five from each homie. Oh, that's right, that's right. I'm not gonna do it myself. Wait, hold on. What, you crazy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're but you get a five from each homie. Oh, that's right, that's right. I know, I know. I'm not gonna do it myself. Wait, wait, hold on. What are you, crazy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're correct.

Check this out. It's like eight of you, it's nothing. Okay, yeah, so it's one of the greatest Chinese restaurants in San Francisco, right? Hey, how was the meal, Gilbert? Fantastic. How about you? No, the meal itself was amazing.

Yeah, world famous chicken, right? This guy's like nah. Prefer Wingstop is what he said actually. Thank you dude you're on my side. Yes for one time. Yeah yeah. Well can I just be objective real quick? Yeah just for a second. First of all they seem to be like really over battered one for one. Second all, they seem to have a shit ton of sauce on it. They're probably very sweet over spicy. Is that what it is? Is there any kick to it at all? No, not at all. Are they crunchy though?

Do you hit the, when you hit it, you crunch. It's not even necessarily crunchy, it's kind of just peels off. So you got general so basically with bones. Is that what's happening? Basically, yeah. Yeah, basically. Yeah, I'm out.

Yeah, I'm out too. Did you eat there? I did, but Moe just... I know, but let me... I like what he said. I just like generous chicken with bones in it. Like, you know, my little kid generous chicken. I know he's your leader,

or whatever your fucking platoon captain or whatever. I don't know what you call it. Give him respect! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but you're a civilian now. Yeah. Okay. Okay? Yeah. Your honest truth of the restaurant. It're a civilian now. Okay? Yeah. You're honest truth of the restaurant.

It was a phenomenal restaurant. No, I'm going, I'm just kidding. It was really private. I think, yeah. I mean, first day of Ramadan, you ate pork. Which camp? Straight up. I mean, pork.

Oh my God. Muslims everywhere. This guy, not real. Oh my God. This guy breaks all the rules. I had no two years. He doesn't, no condoms he uses. You told me that, right? Oh my God. No guy breaks all the rules. Not to you. No condoms he uses. You told me that, right?

No condoms he uses. Well, you can tell this guy anything. What's the matter with you? He implodes inside white chicks. Oh my God, that's major breaks. That's gotta be in the Quran. That's huge. That's gotta be anti-Curan or something.

That's like way in the beginning. Hold on, first of all, keep religion out of this situation. Thank you very much. Just on a bro tip real quick, okay? Don't, what are you doing? It's out here in these streets, bro. Just leaving it in. Are you crazy? Yeah, exactly. It's a monogamous relationship. It's a monogamous. So that's not, yeah. Yeah. You're white. She's pregnant tomorrow. What happens? I take care of the child, man. I name him Mo. Very good answer. You know what that is. Very good answer. Now he's gonna call me and be like, hey I'm a little short this month. Uncle Mo. Remember how you're like the father's you know you're the godfather and this and

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["Joint Builds"] Seems like he's a slave, so yeah. He traveled. He works his ass off. Seems like a good guy. Good guy. Alex, am I a slave so yeah, he traveled He works his ass out like a good guy. Good guy Alex. Am I a slave master? Are you a slave master? Yeah. Yeah, I Don't know how I'm supposed to say it. I don't think so That means you thought about it Heard your mind I would let him go I heard your mind. I would let him go. I heard you. I would let him go. I would take the Jackie ball for him, rip it up in front of him and burn it and just watch it like burn as he's walking. And that's where I'm at now. So this is what I

want to talk to you about. And then you come work holler at me, bro. I'm looking for somebody. We're done. Don't look at me again. So what I'm gonna say to you, this is where we're at. I think this younger generation has no such they don't know what me again. So what I'm going to say to you, this is where we're at. I think this younger generation has no, they don't know what respect is. Don't you think? There's a little bit more of entitlement with these kids. I mean it's a pretty blanket statement. So it's pretty, it's objective.

Blanket? Okay. It's just kind of like, you know, you're painting everyone with the same brush. Is that better for you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that feels better. I don't know, it just know, you're painting everyone with the same brush. Is that better for you? Choo, choo, choo, choo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that feels better. I don't know, it just depends where you're from, I guess.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so you're not on my side. Yeah, I am and I'm not. Because I do feel like there's this massive shift in society regarding work ethic and what people expect they can get out of it or what they want. They want to get there ASAP. They want to get there like ASAP. They want to get to the top like tomorrow.

There's no like patience game. That's what I'm saying. Paying your dues. When I came up as a comedian, it was like, shut the fuck up. You get in that car. Go do all these one-nighters, earn your rings, and then you come to the clubs.

Then you learn how to be an actual comedian. I have 30 minutes and you go on the road and you realize you only have 10. Oh, you're preaching to the and you realize you only have 10. Oh, you're preaching to the choir. Preaching to the choir. Let me say something to you, okay? This is exactly why we have Ramsey here, okay?

Good. He talks back. Oh my God. All right, he's disrespectful, right? And he makes, if I rip on his nose, right, which was all weekend. It really hurt. I know it did.

No it didn't. You blew up a picture of my nose and made me look at it. It fucking hurt, dude. Did you see those like charcoal things you could put on? I tried. I tried. Keep going, keep going. You know, I tried to make a facial appointment

before I came here. Okay. Really? Did you really? I tried. No, let's not give him any complexes. What? No, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, I know. How about cookie dough?

Cookie dough? I think the cookie dough would go into the seams and fill it out a little bit. Put the cookie dough in, go to a park, have a bird feed on your nose. Dude, dude! And maybe that'll clear everything up. Needling, it's like eating facial.

Try anything, right? If we had holes, we would try everything. I don't see the problem with you. Come on, thanks. Oh, here we go. Yeah, yeah. Needling. It's like try anything. Right? If we had holes, we would try everything. I don't see the problem. Come on. Thanks. Oh, here we go. I don't. Yeah. Yeah. This is the West trying to turn us against each other. Mo. You're not going to have, dude. I'm middle East, dude. You're middle East. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not even full East. Whenever I do it, dude, I do a trade route, right? From England, right? Yeah. All the way to Japan. I have my own little canoe to, to get there. Right? I go, I stop at to Japan. I have my own little canoe to to get there right I go I stop at Middle East. I never make it to Japan. Okay. Yeah, I love your people. I love that

Yeah, I eat the hummus. Hell. Yeah, falafel all that stuff delicious. Okay good. So that's all you got isn't it? But all the keep going you go. You have no other food reference euro. Is that yours? Cucumbers, okay, yeah, those are in there those are in there right you know numbers. Yeah, right you get right so you do um I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Yeah! My favorite. I mean, I know a lot of Korean, but my point is that that's why I have you on, a little bit of culture exchange. No, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else did you eat there? Eat where?

In Korea? The Middle East? No, the Middle East. I just go to my family's house But I grub down give me some examples of food so I can learn there's men stuff Men stuff is like isn't that when you're super smart and you go to a school or something. Yeah, what is that? That is pretty funny. What's that called? Mensa

Your pussy real good And she was like I gotta go to the fucking laboratory afterwards. Because they're really smart. But do you have Mensa? What else do you have? Mensaf. We say it different ways. But anyway, go ahead.

McLuba? There's McLuba, yeah. Which literally translates to upside down. McLuba? Yeah. It's hot with... I thought of something. Okay.

This is a... you know how sometimes songs that are good in the West, big in the West, they change it for the East or Middle East? Yeah. What's it called again? Makhluba? My name is Lakhbluqa. Okay.

I live on the second floor. No, let's move on. No, please continue. I don't know what those are. What's this bit? What's the bit? Yeah. It's like, let's say, if I have to explain it, it's not working.

No, it's working pretty good. Dude, go on. What? It'll inspire somebody. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, give me another one. This is Warak Dawali. What?

Warak Dawali. Kusa Mahshi. What up, Dawali? You good, dawg? What up, Aruna and Ali? I'm just kidding, baby. We're Kusa Mahshi. Yeah, yeah.

So it's what up in somebody's name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, okay, that's a good one.? What's up? What up, I'm Lula Naly. How you doing, baby? We're Kuzo Masi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's one up in somebody's name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so okay, that's a good one. What does that consist of? Well, what, the welly?

Stuffed grape leaves. Yeah, what else? Yeah, it's basically, it's rolled up grape leaves. Oh, I had those. Yeah. And there's stuff in it. But you had like just the plain rice one, right? And they're cold?

It's just nothing in the cold. It was cold, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't. Oh, there's a warm version. Yeah was cold, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't. Oh, there's a warm version. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one. That's the one where you put like a layer of like lamb meat at the bottom of the pot.

Then you roll up, you roll up the grape leaves with like seasoned rice. Wait, wait, you say you don't have lamb meat. I said, Ero. No, but Ero doesn't mean lamb meat. Ero is a type of sandwich that's served in. But it's Ero lamb. Why are you saying it different every time?

Yeah. It's fine, give him a pass, bro. It's like, it's the white, you're not supposed to be talking anyway! I know. I'm just kidding, I'm sorry. No, that's what, I'm giving you an example of what he's like.

What's up? Right, I say, stop being mean to me, stop slamming me. He goes, you're ugly, all that stuff, right? I didn't say you're ugly. I said you have bags under your eyes. Really, I could give you the text that you gave me. I did say you look like shit.

I did say that to you. Yes, and if your opener said that you look like shit. That's a precooked version. This is like a really depressing looking one. But it's still. The one, hold on, wait, wait, wait, go back. Yeah. Go back.

See, that's vegetarian, that's like a white lady recipe. Yeah, yeah, you don't see any seasoning on it. No the one with the lamb is the lamb shanks. Yeah, that was doing it Which one which one? Oh, wow, that's delicious. Look at what's the green stuff down there? That's very good What that's the great? Oh, they do great beliefs. Okay See, there's just you guys are just so it has like who's a match you with like the seasoned rice inside of it Which has like ground beef in it as well and it's seasoned. And then they cook it all in a big pot of tomatoes with tomato sauce.

And then they take it out and they flip it. You got tomatoes out there, huh? Oh yeah, oh yes, oh my god, tomato. Well it's so funny because you guys are laughing and I'm, you know, obviously I'm a man of the modern times and I scroll and I look at TikTok. Okay. And I ran into a, what's so funny?

It's called rural people try. Oh, rural, okay. So it's, you have to Google it, I'm gonna explain to you what it is. Rural people try. It's Pakistani people. Okay. You know how you have different kinds?

You have the city folks. Okay. Right? A completely different region. Why are you bringing up Pakistan all of a sudden? I feel like we've had this discussion before. Okay, I'm so sorry, just make me look smart. No, it's okay, I love Pakistan.

Make me look smart. Yeah, that's good. Make me look cultured as well. You're Mensa. You're Mensa. You're Mensa. You're Mensa, right? You're Mensa, yeah.

So I'm just giving you, is it not in part of the region or no? What, Pakistan? Yeah. No, not like the Middle East itself. It's off to the east. It's not far. There's not far.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I love Pakistani food. One of the best Pakistani restaurants in the world, in my opinion, is in Houston called Agus. Shout out Agus. Shout out, I'm gonna go there in three weeks.

Oh my God, it's unbelievable. You're gonna take me to Agus? I'll take you to Agus. Okay. Take me to September, maybe. I'll take you to September. Play on words. Very good. Very good word play. Continue with the rural tomato. Okay, so and it's basically these rural people and they're trying foods for the first time. So it's like

here's a blueberry cheesecake, right? Here is a hamburger. They've never had any of that. That's why I'm asking these questions, that's all. In rural Pakistan. In rural Pakistan. You have hill people, and then you have the people that harbored Osama bin Laden in the city.

Mountains. Anyway, let's move on. Oh, that's a great way to get out of it. That's really solid. Zero Dark 30, watch it. Yeah. Dark 30, watch it. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I'm going to, does this make you, are you offended? I'm just giving you a cutaway. Editing points? Thank you so much, dude.

I got you, bro. We might have to cut that out. Giving us great editing points. You're so good. In fact, every time I say something, I want both of you to look, give me an edit, yeah that, go right into the editing point, okay? But do it when it's real. No, of course, that's what I did. I gave you a nice, you know, solid five seconds that you could pull. I want to say that your show, I saw a couple episodes. You're terrible. You should see the finale. It's unbelievable.

Really? Because you didn't even watch the movie that we're in. Fuckface. I did watch it. No, you didn't. I was sitting, you know, I was fucking with you. Elijah, I want to say something. Elijah.

You don't even know his name. Elijah. It's wrong. What is this then? Elijah. That's what I said earlier. And then you said what you don't even know. You said Elijah.

You know what? Yeah. I put it a little E. Like Elijah Muhammad. That's what you were about to say. No, it wasn't. I call you Emo. It's just a speech impediment't. I call you E Mo. It's just a speech impediment. So I was talking to Mo. I did watch it. No, shut up. I did. Why are you blushing? Because it's hot in here. You have the heater on. All right. I have a nose issue.

Right. So we did a movie called Sweet Dreams, right? Yes. It was wonderful. Well, who was in it? I'm sorry. I'm gonna tell you who's in it. Yeah, you were in it Yeah, you're in it too, but there's other fucking people. There we go. Of course. We're all so Johnny Knoxville. He's amazing Killed it. Yeah, Theo Vaughn. Yes. There he is back there. Yeah Gator gator. Yeah, but you know who the most talented guy in that was Let me make a guess me. Well, you're aside from you know who the most talented guy in that was? Let me make a guess. Me? Well, aside from you.

Oh, okay. Where are you in this photo? Johnny Knoxville? He's trying to hide me. Oh, there he is. Johnny Knoxville. No. You?

No, that kid to the left. But that kid's incredible. Wait, what? Oh, that all the way to the left there in the front? Yeah, that kid. The one with the guitar? Yeah. Yeah, he was great.

That kid is fucking phenomenal. No, he was really wonderful. That picture of you is hilarious. Yeah. What is going on there? I love how you're trying to switch. You're trying to get me off track. What? Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you.

What are you talking about? Shut up! Whatever you're doing, I don't like it. It was such a wonderful all-around experience, bro. It was a really heavy time for me. It was, why? It was. Having your baby? No, I didn't have a baby at that point. Yeah, yeah, yeaharound experience, bro. It was a really heavy time for me. It was, why? It was. You having your baby? No, I didn't have a baby at that point.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so. No. It was a hectic time for you. You know what I mean, you're getting. It was heavy. It was heavy, I'm getting a Netflix show. I understand the heaviness of it. No, it wasn't that, it wasn't that.

I wanna get super serious. I wanna have fun on this podcast. I feel like every podcast I do gets super serious. Oh no, we're not gonna talk about your grievances. Yeah, good, all right. But we are gonna talk about lies and deception. No, let's talk about my grievances. Okay, so outside you.

I saw the whole thing. You lie. In two times. You said in segments. I did, I watched it in segments. I just am uncomfortable whenever I watch myself anyway. Me too, dude. Just say that.

Yeah. So anyway, he didn't see it. So that's why I... I saw it. And I didn't see... Let me say something. Am I in Moe? What's up?

Your show? No. Exactly. When I get a guest spot, I'll watch it. Okay. Okay? Well, it's a masterpiece, so you should definitely watch it. I heard it's a great show. season two. It's out now on Netflix

Yep, you had Barbosa on it. I didn't have Ralph in there. Yeah. Yeah, what a young talent. He's amazing. What's like a good vibe, bro So he's a great vibe such a nice dude. Yeah, such a like easy person to work with so fun to work with He has a um Like a Chauncey Gardner thing if I may you probably don't know that reference I don't know that it was a movie called. I definitely wanted to pretend. Oh, yeah Yeah, you know one of my favorite movies is called being there and Peter Sellers plays a guy He just has and Peter so it's just this positive

Vibrant you know I mean just that you can just tell he's all love no he is man And that's what I feel about Ralph Boboza. I absolutely just like, I think he's a great kid man. Very talented. Who are your enemies in comedy? I have no enemies. I am my worst enemy. Ooh. Wow.

King, king, king, king, king, king, king. Hard. Bro, where was that from? It was Senegalese. Yeah, yeah. I'm doing a North Korean version of that. Is that what it is? Okay cool. Yeah, because Kim Jong-un has a thick tongue.

I'm doing a show next week in North Korea, so I appreciate you not talking about it. Are you really? No, I'm not. Me and Dennis Rodman. It ruined everybody. Oh my God, what a rough show that would be. You can't do any references like, you remember the Lord of the Rings? They don't know what's going on.

What about these South Koreans? Am I right? Yeah, yeah. Even cell phones you can't talk about. You can't do it with your cell phone. They don't know. Oh, look at the walls. Oh, sure.

No drink minimum. No drink minimum, yeah, yeah. They just give you the blood of other Koreans. That's so bad. Dang, dude. That's bad. What a dark place. Oh my god, how did we get here? I'm sorry, we're going back to the darkness?

No, no, no, it's fine. Let's be all about the light. Can I say something positive about Mo's show? The woman who plays your mom is fantastic. I didn't say yes or no yet. When you ask a question, I have to answer. Ask me again. Can I say something about Mo's show?

No. Okay. Go ahead. The woman who plays your mom is fantastic. I think you guys did an awesome job there. Watching your show made me realize my mom is a person. Oh, that's dope. That's really incredible.

You know what I mean? It was really eerie actually when I booked her, when I cast her in the show, she sent me a WhatsApp message, just, you know, I can't wait to work on the show this kind of thing and I was on my mom's house in the living room listening to her message and my mom comes from the sunroom over and she's like I don't remember sending you a message today I was like mom this is not you this is fake you it was just so crazy she had the same story where she fled the Gulf War in Kuwait. And you know, she's from Nablus right next to our village. So it was literally the same experience

as I had coming to America. It was pretty, pretty intense. Oh, you weren't born here then? No, I wasn't. I was born in Kuwait. Why are you judging me? Yeah. I saw that.

Oh, you weren't born here. No. You weren't born here either. How about that? How does that feel? Yeah, I was born in San Diego. Oh yeah, that's true. That's right.

San Diego, yes. What's difficult, and I'm gonna get serious, not about the darkness. Yeah, no, go ahead. But what I'm saying is, is that, cause my parents grew up during the Korean War as kids. I can't tell if you're being serious.

No, whatever. This is so, when he shifts, he's like, I don't know. They're so fast. He's serious, bro. Dude, I shift quickly, do you know why? Cause. I'm dynamic. Oh, okay.

Shift back, see it shift back. Yeah, I'm a dynamic person. All right, cool. Okay, and I don't like the disrespects going on. No, I have no disrespect. I wanna hear about your parents so I'm genuine. I've been around for a very long time, you know that.

I wanna, yes I do. I work in different areas. Yes. Of this business, all right? All kinds of different things. And I like people to talk to time, you know that. I want to, yes I do. I work in different areas of this business. All kinds of books and cranes. And I like people to talk to me in a certain way. I apologize. And also I want to say this, right? When I buy you something, make it cheaper than mine.

Yes, I agree. I definitely agree with that. It should be cheaper. And also if you're gonna have the chicken, just say it's good. Yeah, just say it's really good. Especially when you're not paying the bill. Exactly, yeah.

You should say it's delicious. He didn't pay for shit. Yeah, we're not looking, you're not some food critic. Exactly, dude, yeah, yeah. Nobody's trying to be like, oh, this needs a hint of shut the fuck up. That's what it means. Exactly.

Do you work for the Michelin star? I mean, you don't know nothing about food, right? Well, I think so. Hot wings, wait, wait, Wingstop is the only reference you had with those chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really terrible. It's crazy.

If Wingstop is your only reference, it's really upsetting, honestly. Let's go back to serious. Yeah, let's go back. No, I really want. That's really terrible. It's crazy. If Wink Stop is your only reference, it's really upsetting, honestly. Let's go back to serious. Yeah, let's go back. No, I really wanna hear about your parents. So my dad, he never went to school because he sold gum. Okay. You know what I mean?

And he pickpocketed American soldiers. Oh wow. Yeah, he was a street guy. He was a gang kid. And then his house burned down. He saw his friends burned alive. My mom, you know, I've told this story before, when she was a kid, she was like nine or 10. She was walking her, my aunt to school,

and a military truck ran her over. And they had to pick my aunt's body up, she was like seven or eight, with rice bags and bury them, you know what I mean? And then they come here to America, right? And their son's doing crystal math. You know what I mean? And just like all F's in school, smoking weed.

And it's like, but they were so hard on me because they probably were like, this kid has no gratitude, you know what I mean? But it's like when you have your kids here in America, they become Americans. And I wish I had a better appreciation and understanding of what they went through, because I just couldn't really grasp it really

because it's like I'm surfing and shit, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? I just like the shit I do for sure. Yeah, I'm doing it all day long, you know what I mean? And that's just like no pussy, that's just me in the air, you know what I mean? But how do you know you're not like dealing with like generational trauma? That's what I'm saying

I think I do like acting out because it's actually proven the DNA carries memories It's a fact a really scientific fact that DNA carries memories. So you don't even know what's happening inside of you I mean, is that part of it? I don't know. I'm not there. You know, yeah, yeah fashion or the diagnosis thing I think you're right. I think you're right. But also it could be, it could very well be. I mean, that's like some really, really traumatic things that you just share. Like whenever I see a rice bag, you're like,

Auntie? Anyway, um. I can't, I really don't wanna laugh at that. I hate you so much for making me laugh at that. I never met you, but you know, rest in peace. Anyway, did your parents go to the park? Hey, guys. How was crystal meth, though?

I'm just curious. I would never do it. Honestly, dude, it's one of the best drugs that they've ever created. That's so horrible. Don't do this, kids. Don't do it, but do it. You know what I mean?

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["Drop Dead Years"] Really, please don't. I'll tell you what it feels like. You're, yeah. What's, what are you laughing? You're already terrifying me. Yeah. Are you on? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm gonna build a gazebo. Right? You literally get the woods and the hammers, right? Yeah. And then that's not even finished, right? And then you're digging a pool. Yeah. And you're back the woods and the hammers, right? And then that's not even finished, right? And then you're digging a pool in your backyard, right? And you're also doing your taxes at the same time. You're doing all these things, right?

And then you want to jerk off, right? So then you do, I'm going to jerk off, right? And 12 hours later, you can't come. And your penis looks like a dog dick. It's like red, bleeding, you know what I mean? Oh my God. Medical books, because we didn't have poor back in the day. I gotta be honest, I really regret asking this question. Why, why, why, why, why, why?

I'm here to tell you. Yeah. So I'd check out these medical books, you know what I mean, from my school, because there was no porn, there was no, you know, in this early 80s, right? Yeah. Right, and so I would, you know,

you'd be like, this is a breast, you know what I mean? Like a medical book. And I would furiously jerk off to it, because there was no porn, you know what I mean? Okay. And it would just come all over the medical, and then just check it back into the school, you you know I mean like a medical book and it was furiously jerk off to it because there was no porn You know me yeah, and we'll just come all over the medical business check it back into school. You know me No, you wouldn't yeah, yeah Pages are stuck together, but yeah, it was crazy drug, but I stopped doing it at 17. I got sober I'm did that's great What I'm so glad you got off of it though, 17.

Well, I've had slippages. Yeah. With other drugs. Okay. But now I have a couple of, a month ago I had three years of sobriety. Amazing, man, congrats, bro. It's incredible.

And I feel very clear. Yeah. And I'm feeling all my emotions. And sometimes it's painful. No, of course. You don't have any addictions? Cigarettes. Oh yeah, you and I smoked together.

I, man, cigarettes is like my worst. I can't, I can't, bro. I tried to quit last year in May. Yeah. And the first two days, I was like, I'm killing it. I'm doing great. The third day, you would think that I was, like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I was like, sweating profusely. I was just under so much stress. I was redoing the house at the same time. Like, this is a terrible time to quit. You were on that too. It was unbelievable. Like I did not know. That's why you gotta try Zipix.

Zipix. The number one, make a new toothpick. Ooh, fine. Honestly. Have you had these? I hate people who do like ads and stuff. Yeah. Genuinely, this was made for me. Yeah. Do we have any zippics here? Bags? Probably do have some. We're going to find some. Bro, they're toothpicks. This is incredible. Infused with nicotine and they really did. I

quit for two years. With these? And then Jesse Johnson, you know her? Yeah. Yeah. She got me back on tour. She got me back. Oh no. And so that's's another question Yeah, but that's good because it's like she did it Cigarettes is like my worst thing for you. Yeah, are you addicted cigarettes? I was addicted to everything not crystal meth I don't smoke a cigarette now though. No, I don't I quit everything. You're not like a hot son. We're cool. Okay Yeah, I got a smoke bro. I have a problem. No, no, no, no, I'm saying in general like I have a we're gonna Have a smoke break and come back a problem. No, no, no, no, I'm just saying in general, like I have a- I mean, you're gonna have a smoke break and come back in, you wanna do that? I'm having fun, I'm enjoying it.

If you wanna have a cigarette, now you put it in my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, Rod, why don't you smoke in here? This is terrible. E.J., if you can't find some, we'll order some, okay? Okay, so anyway- I mean, that's sick though, I would definitely use that. I would try.

They really do work. Yeah, yeah, I need something. So do you, but no drugs. Have you smoked weed? Yeah, I smoke weed. Now? Yeah, yeah, I need something. So do you, but no drugs. Have you smoked weed? Yeah, I smoke weed. Now? Yeah, yeah, I do. Have you done hallucinogenics?

Like what, like mushrooms? Yeah, no. Like acid? Basil, yeah, mussels, basil. Well, I don't know, it's a sliding scale of hallucinogens. Right, yeah, I mean, so you've done some form of hallucinogenics. I've done chocolate mushrooms on a very small scale. Microdots.

Microdots. Yeah, yeah, so have you done it? I get too scared with that stuff very small scale. Microdose. Microdose. Yeah, yeah. So have you done it? I get too scared with that stuff, bro. I get too paranoid. I'm like, oh, what's gonna happen to me? Any kind of opium? Never, no, never.

Like heroin or Vicodin or anything like that? No. Okay, good. I have Vicodin after a hospital thing. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. Of course, so you're not a drug addict. But I'm also very leery

because I really don't trust pharmaceutical companies I'll hold something for like a year. I'll have yeah more maybe and weed and you Okay, yeah, and you can much hallucinogenics. Oh boy the way you frame that is terrible you think that Allah would approve? Oh, don't do this, Bob. No, no, Bob, you don't. Let's get serious.

Don't bring Allah into your... Whoa, whoa, whoa. No sudden hand movements. No, no, hey, hey. Hey, hey. I have to clear my throat for that response. In the Quran, would... This is not okay.

It's not, no. I don't like this at all. It's okay, you can go with it. I have to ask these questions, I'm a journalist. You're a journalist? You're a journalist? I'm a like this at all. It's okay. You can go with it. I have to ask these questions. I'm a journalist Do you think Allah would approve well, I would never speak On the divine I love that absolutely not but what I would say is yeah What I would say each individual person has their own experiences and whatever the intent is behind that is subjective due to the ruling that exists within the theology itself. So it depends. If I am, say for instance, if I have severe pain and I would rather smoke

weed rather than take pharmaceuticals, there is, there is, there is, you know, a debate that could be had whether that's there or not, whether God would be okay with this or not. It's a wholly different conversation that certainly you or I are not really, you know, able to answer those questions ourselves because you always leave it to those individuals that are studied and learned in theology. I know what you're doing! To answer the questions appropriately. I'm a hawk!

Now, if I'm doing those things, yes, I have sinned in my life, but this is the beauty of Islam. It's like you have the ability to repent to God and your intention is... Oh, okay, okay, okay. Don't get on the phone for... You're a journalist. Oh, okay. You're intent.

You're intent. Let's go to even more. Your intent, your intent. Let's go to even more. Your intent is only between you and the divine. And again, like what God is, is, you know, the way it was explained to me is like, your incomprehension of God is your comprehension of God. It's actually a beautiful thing to just miss

because you're uncomfortable. And I know you're uncomfortable because you're not on drugs. Anyway, let's move on from, we'll get off the topic now. Religious feelings. I get it, I get it, I'm sorry. You can discuss them like a normal human being.

All right, all right. Hey, you asked the question, bro. Okay, so you're right. It's a very serious question. And I get it, and that line of questioning was wrong. I don't mess around with it. No, it's fine. Yeah.

I think it's fine, I think you should just be ready for, you know, sophisticated answers. Is it gonna be a season three or no? No, I'm not gonna do it, no, probably not. Why? I'm gonna do a movie. I'm gonna go off. What kind of movie? A movie. You've written it already?

Yeah, I've written a couple movies. All right. And you know, you think I'm a good actor? I do. Yeah. Maybe a job? Well, if you stop asking these ridiculous questions. Hold on. Stop laughing, guys.

You got a job here. That's real interesting. Let me say something. No, honestly. No, stop it for a second. Honestly, yes. Let me tell you something, okay? I'm gonna be real with you, yes.

You're so funny on set, bro. In Star Trek, in Star Trek, right? There was first contact. And what was the first race that the humans, I mean not Americans, but humankind run into in Star Trek? Vulcans, right? And what did the first Vulcan do to the human?

Live long and prosper. And that's my mentality. Okay, so my questioning was out of love. Live long and prosper. And that's my mentality. Okay, so my questioning was out of love. Live long and prosper. You're not a Star Trek fan I feel. No, no, no, I am. See, I can do it. I know you can do it.

But this is how you fucking do shockers. You do two fingers and it rips up the bottle. What? Can you do that? Yeah, there we go. What are we doing here, dude? You can do this. Yeah, I can do that. What are we doing here, dude? You can do this? Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, anyway, what are we doing here? I don't know, you started it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This whole, yeah. So what I'm saying is that, so you're gonna do a movie. Yeah. And my line of questioning has been pushing me away from doing a, like any role in your movie.

Yes. Yeah. No. Just think of me. Honestly, I will, 100%, you already are. Like a liquor store guy, or like you need like a, you know, that kind of a thing. Like a? Yeah, like a.

Production assistant? Yeah, or like a, you know. How dare you say that? Sushi chef? Yeah, continue, continue. Like a? Yeah, because we're gonna keep this in. No, sincerely, people will be so lucky to have you.

I guarantee you, it's not gonna go well for you. People will be really lucky to have it, honestly. No cap, seriously, people will be very lucky to have it. You're so funny on set. Well, Andrew and I have a Hulu animation show that we're doing a pilot for. If it gets picked up, we're gonna have you on it. I would love to do it.

You know what I mean? You're out. Yeah. Oh, think, no, know this. So, oh, check this out. Pick this out, right? Dude, I'm gonna play Hawaii. We don't have a date yet, but I'm gonna do the Hawaii Theater. And I go, do you no this. So, oh, check this out. Check this out, right? Dude, I'm gonna play Hawaii. We don't have a date yet,

but I'm gonna do the Hawaii Theater. And I go, do you wanna come, right? I go, but it depends on your attitude, right? You're out so far. You gotta get back into Hawaii. Wait, when did I get out? I don't know, about calling me ugly and fat. You know, that hurts.

You know what I mean? I told you not to share that. Doing this, rubbing in my face, after saying that I mean? I told you not to share that. Doing this rubbing in my face after saying that I should be a sushi chef in this fucking movie. You know what I mean? I would never hire you as a sushi chef in a movie. You would make me, dude, if I wrote you a role and you gotta be this guy with a turban

and an accent, you wouldn't do it, right? Of course not. You're right. So you and I are casting a KKK sitcom. Created by you guys? Yeah, created by us. Yeah, NBC, Peacock, right? It's six KKK members, right?

And NBC wants us to do a comedy, and we would really like to do comics, male comics. I mean, you gotta have s*** in there. So s*** would be cast s***, right? Santino, I think. Yeah, let's throw him in there because you want him in there. I do want him in there. Let's doino. I think no. Yeah, let's throw him in there. I got one of them in there I do want them in there. Yeah, yeah bar. Got see It's so good he's on a horse, but he's the one that is also an insurance salesman. Oh, yeah

So he's the one I can't take my hood off. It's always the clean comics. Exactly What else do you do we have to have a gay one. You know what I mean? So, um, Tim, no, oh my God. He had to keep it. I thought Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah, Tony Hinchcliffe is the gay one. Yeah. Tony Hinchcliffe would be the gay one. Anybody that just walks around Texas going fuck yeah. Yeah, Tony, that's you. And just play yourself. Fuck ya. Yeah, fuck ya. Yeah, right. So we have that.

This is great. This is great. We gotta get a fat one, so Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon's gotta be in. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Right? And then the last role, let's do a comic, but that's like, that wouldn't be the most

common one. You gotta stunt cast. You gotta stunt cast. Yeah, someone's gonna be crazy. We're gonna do a crazy one that's like, and they have to contemplate it. Moshe Kasher. Oh my God. That's so random.

It's so random, good. He's Jewish, is he? Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's the conflict. We know we'll put him on the, you know what, he's being pinned. Okay, okay. All right, we're gonna make an offer.

Check of veils. Check of veils. Check of veils. Check of veils, right. But let's put him in the mix.. Check avails. Check avails. Check avails. Check avails, right? But let's put them in the mix. This whole thing is. Put them in the mix. Yeah.

So that's very good. You're a casting director now for the movie. Okay, cool, sounds good. All right, so very good, thank you. So I say fortune for him, sir, but. Yeah, that's good, that's good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You have to do fortune. Yeah, but let's put her in the mix. Yeah. Who else would be? She would be hilarious, actually. She would be fucking hilarious. Yeah. She would be fucking hilarious. She might be the funniest one. Yeah.

Just because you don't see it coming and takes off the thing and is like, what's going on here? Like, what? Oh, I got it. I got it. Chappelle Lacey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he doesn't, the comedy is, you know, I'm white, guys, too.

I grew up in Phoenix. Because he was a cheerleader with white cheerleaders. I don't know the story. Yeah, he's in a punk band with white people. He's very white. So that's the cat, what do you think? Mosha or him? Casting director.

I like Mosha because of the glasses. There's something funny about a KKK guy with thick glasses. Oh yeah, so there's like, Like the KKK guy that reads a lot. Yeah, exactly. Just really astute. So, there's a scene so there's like Guy that reads a lot. Yeah Really astute. Yeah, so um good with the book There's a scene where um, they're gonna blow something up, right? And then motion feels uncomfortable and there's a thing throughout the movie where he gets a company. He pushes his glasses a little bit

Yeah, he's like, I don't know Yeah, what do we call do? This is a lot of pressure, I don't know what's happening. What do we call it here, this movie? The White Wind. The White Wind? Ooh, I like The White Wind. Yeah, not wind, win. Wind, even better. White winners.

Winners, winners. Winners. You know what I mean? I don't know, what do you think? I'm thinking about it. Oh, you're really? Titles are very tricky. They're Winners. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. What do you think? I'm thinking about it. Oh, you're really? Titles are a very tricky thing.

They're very tricky. What's your show called? Oh, it's called Moe. So tricky. Pretty tricky. Yeah, yeah. That's a lot of thought that came into that. A lot of thought went into it, to be honest. I have a show called Bobby.

Yeah, yeah. It took me two years to come up with that. Yeah, I know. Anyway. It's a thing. Yeah, yeah. Give me a name. I don't have one I know. Anyway. It's a thing. Yeah, yeah, give me a name. I don't have one right now. Okay, fine.

By the end of the podcast. By the end of the brainstorm. That's ChadGBT. Let's see what he comes up with. Yeah, that's very good. Yeah. It's telling me to reconsider. It's giving me a whole lecture on satire.

I'm gonna be honest with you. The whole time we were doing it, I was reconsidering this whole thing. So Chad GBT definitely has a point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this racey what we're doing? I don't know, it just all depends on how you cut at this thing.

No, it's gonna be great, because we're not really getting deep into the political atmosphere. I know that I've seen a lot of interviews with you where you get asked some heavy fucking questions. Bro, so heavy all the time. It's so refreshing not to do that. Yeah, and it's also, you're so funny

that when you're bogged down with seriousness, it's hard to have some levity. Yeah, bro, I pop into interviews and they're like, how was it recreating the death of your father? Recreating the scenes with your deceased grandmother? I'm like Have you cried really yeah, bro, I guess so emotional is like hard man. Oh, here we go. We got it This was top five. I thought tough. I Cluckers

Okay, I don't like that one. The cluckers. Okay. I don't like that one. I don't like that one at all. The descriptions are like, play on words, highlighting the absurdity of bigots in a changing world. We have Burning Stupid. Stop, no. Sheets and Giggles.

That's the one. That could be. That's a- Grand Wizards of Nothing. Honestly, that's a great title. Five is good. Five is, that five is the thing. Five is like a legitimately good movie name. And then you can people walking around with a shirt that says GWN.

A jab at their self-important yet utterly pointless existence is a very funny description. A dark comedic pun that highlights their idiocy rather than ideology. Sheets and gals. I don't think networks and promotion people even have those people. You know, me coming up with these lingoes and you know what I mean, sayings? You could just go to chat GBT. It's funny because chat GBT was trying to talk you

out of it and he was like, no, no, please reconsider. Don't make me do it. And then they're like, all right, here's five. Fire idea. I wonder if Chad GPT changes his mind after he saw the titles. Like, you know what, five actually is something. I'm reconsidering my first statement. Come up with a script.

Would the sitcom script, please? Because we have to do a scene. You're going to come up with, and I'm going to come up with an accent, man. Yeah, come up with an accent. That would be funnier for you to play. Hey man, what's going on guys? And like, yeah, I would much rather do that.

I'm always on that side, like picking guys that do things. I'm trying to build my social media, man, so I don't want one of the hood. You know what I mean? I want people to see me, you know what I mean? Something like that. So anyway, but would you, I have no hatred toward them. Towards who?

White racists. Yeah. Do you? No. In fact, if somebody was in a motorcycle accident and they had a KKK symbol on their jacket or whatever, I would help them. I think that's what literally doctors and nurses

have to sign off, like they can't like not treat you based off of your beliefs. I have no hatred towards them though. Yeah. Do you? Not really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No hatred towards what?

Racism. Like, no, no, no, that's not right. I have hatred towards racism. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. I have to fire you. I hate it, I hate racism.

But I just, you know, I mean, people are like born with these ideologies imprinted in their brain. Yeah. Like they're frogs. You know what I mean? It's like, you know ideologies imprinted in their brain. Yeah. Right? They're frogs. Yep. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, um, if you grew up in a Mormon, in a Mormon family, you're going to probably become a Mormon.

Yeah. Right. Same thing. Right. You just instilled in you as a young person. I can't really talk, but, um, you know what I'm saying? Cause what you're saying is beautiful. Excuse me?

Cause what you're saying is beautiful. And that's why I'm stuttering. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, no. Yeah, shock that you're gonna go to Hawaii, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, shock that. And get you some Hawaiian wings.

Yeah. Let's see how those go. You should just do a segment where he's just reviewing wings everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time he's gonna go, no, wing stock's gone. No, no, no.

The fucked up part is he's gonna get a wing stop deal and he's gonna be making more money than home. Yeah, yeah. That's the fucked up part is he's gonna get a wing stop deal, he's gonna be making more money than all of us. That's the fucked up part. It could happen, nevermind. Look at his face, if there was a live action version of Jabba the Hutt, just look at the eyes. MMA Jabba the Hutt? Yeah, yeah.

That's really. Ha ha ha, do the laugh. Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha. No, that's Yoda. That's Yoda dying. Yeah When your baby was born This is my baby boy was born yet look look at that. Oh my god, that's so right Unfortunately pretty perfect. Thank you. It's you understand my thing about your nose It's really messed up because I keep looking at his,

Jabba the Hutt's eyes and I keep looking at your eyes. I kind of see resemblance. Alex, you're right. Alex, you're right. You have the eyes, but Jabba has his nose. OK, he does not. He has so much. Wow, it's a combo deal.

Thank you so much for that observation, Alex. Yeah, yeah. He has your chin, too. There it is. Boom. Got him. I literally was stretching out. This is disappearing, dude. It's going to...

It's in the distance. Fading away. Very good slam, though. What's this? Houston? Oh, you want to come to Houston, Texas? You want to do Houston with me? All right, you got to be a little more positive. Okay positive shit Yeah, it should come to you. So we've got your baby. Yes when I had my baby because I talked to a lot of comics about their baby, yeah, Whitney

Etc, etc. Yeah, we need a nice baby. like a month apart or something. Right. And they say, Bobby, it's a love that you'll never know. And you'll have one. Is that true? I forgot that I had a baby boy until you just said it. Actually. Yeah. You have only one baby, right? Yeah, I just had my first baby.

A lot of comics say, you know, when I go on the road and I come home, like on the plane, I get excited to see my kids No hundred percent. Is that true? Yeah, and I was a hundred percent. No, it's the it's the it's so cliche But it's sincerely like the greatest thing I've ever done in my life Yeah, when you walk into a I think Andrew Schultz said that on bad friends It's not out yet But yeah Schultz says it is cliche because it's like all those things are true

Yeah, when you walk into the house and you see your son, what's the feeling? It's just seeing a little version of yourself like running up to you. It's just all those things are true. When you walk into the house and you see your son, what's the feeling? It's just seeing a little version of yourself like running up to you. It's just like nothing else matters. Like nothing else matters. Like this is the most important thing that I've ever done in my life. Like this is.

Yeah, he's like, bap bap. He says bap bap. He says bap bap, yeah. Does he cry or no? No, he doesn't really cry much at all. Did he jump on you? Yeah, yeah, he jumps on me. He jumps up and hugs me.

But he's also like so attached to his mom because she's still breastfeeding after almost 15 months. So he just like kind of. Let's just hope your son get your wife's body. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't even know how strong I am. Why are you saying that?

Yeah, that's awful. You don't know. Why don't I just pick you up and throw you across? I know how strong you are, and you're fucking super strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because at Sweet Dreams, you threw me a couple of times. No, I did not. You were a little bit aggressive.

But that was because you were coming at me. Those were called Korean hellos and hos. Oh, yeah. Is that why you did this? That's not a Korean hello. On your nose, you're like, hey. That's Eskimo Kiss. On my chest?

You're like, hey. Well, you're taller than me. I can't reach up there. All right? It was nice. I always do Eskimo Kiss on the chest. Yeah, I was actually going through a lot, so it was nice. If I was a dwarf, I would't reach up there, all right? It was nice. I always do Eskimo Kiss on the chest. Yeah, I was actually going through a lot, so it was nice.

If I was a dwarf, I would be doing your penis. All right, it's just the way I do Eskimo Kisses. What's the right, is this wrong? No, it's- Everyone's looking at me like, ah, shut the fuck up, you know what I mean? It really feels like when you have a kid, and you have a child, like for me,

at least from my perspective, from my lens, I see him and I'm like, ah, there's like a half of me that exists on this earth and then whatever I don't get to, or like he can do it. I feel youthful, I feel very youthful. You think your son's gonna be a famous headliner? He's gonna be a beast, bro.

Whatever he's gonna do, he's gonna be incredible. I know it, I already know it. And George, George has two, and that's the predicament. He's already so smart. That's the predicament. Yeah. I don't know your kid, but every parent, every parent, thinks their kid is gonna be, oh, this is the president of the United States.

I'm objective. Or he works at Subway. I promise you I'm so objective. Either way. We'll see what happens.. I promise you I'm so objective. Either way. I am so, so objective. I'm telling you right now, I'm not putting this on myself. Whatever, I just want him to be sincerely happy.

I really just want him to be happy and grounded. Oh my God, dude. What a beautiful family. Beautiful. That kid is like a toy. He's a toy. It's like Hasbro made him. He's the cutest thing I've ever fucking seen.

What, what are you laughing, dude? Hasbro's fun. I'll tell you this right now, when you have a baby, we'll see. He's gonna be beautiful. Okay. Yeah. Why wouldn't a child be beautiful?

And he's like, he's so cool, man. He's so cool. Everyone loves girls. Everyone looks crazy. Everyone look at me right now. Yeah, yeah, what's so cool, man. He's so cool. Loves girls. Everyone looks crazy. Everyone look at me right now. Yeah, what's going on? I don't know, I don't really know what you're talking about, bro.

It's so weird. Okay, anyway. It's so weird that you're just like, keep talking about it. And you're gonna have another one? Yeah, yeah, I wanna have another one, go. For sure. How many are you gonna have?

As many as I can have, honestly. If I could have a dozen, I would have a dozen. Don't have a dozen? What are you, Snow White? Or Palestinian. Oh yeah. He's gotta repopulate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's gotta repopulate. Very sad, dark joke, but yeah. Yeah. No, for real, like he's so dope, bro. I'm obsessed, and there we go. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, that's so fucked up. That's not fucked up, dude. Is that yeah. Yeah, that's not fucked up, dude

That is that is that you yeah, that's not dude. That's not the moon camera tricks You don't don't listen to that. That's a trick with the looks like the inside of a kiwi Funny shit about my I apologize, bro. That's the first We show a picture of a sliced kiwi? Or a pomegranate. Pomegranate, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I almost said pomegranate, but I like those...

Kiwi's better. Those little dots, you know. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's exactly... Do that exactly. That's so wrong. That's exactly what it is.

Oh, also look up anteaters, no. Anyway, so. What was it? No. Yeah, yeah, no, don't do that. Yeah, so I'll tell you something. My favorite show, I think it's my favorite show of all time, especially the first four seasons.

We had one of the guys on that show on this podcast. His name is Rob Lowe. I've heard of him. Anyway, star. Big star. Oh. So likable, but it's West Wing. Have you seen it I've heard of him. Anyway, star. Big star. So likable, but it's West Wing. Ever seen it? Yeah, of course.

Have you seen West Wing? Yeah, incredible show. Really? I've seen it before. Yeah, I've only seen a few episodes of some clips. I was like. Yeah, the first four seasons, it's Eridan Sorkin. Anyway, I'm re-watching it last night from the beginning

and it makes me cry that show. Really? Yeah, he knows how to hit my the beginning, and it makes me cry that show. Really? Yeah, he knows how to hit my spots. It's such a well-written show. It's such a well-written show. It's so addictive to watch, the characters are great. In fact, one time I did a red carpet thing with Bradley Whitford, I couldn't even say anything.

Like I don't wanna say, I'm in this movie too. What do you say, right? You just kinda take a photo. I think I did a photo with him in a big group shot. But huge fan, but then you think, I was watching the show and you think about this administration and it's the complete polar opposite of what that is.

It's just, this administration is just chaotic and negative I feel like, and just like crazy. And I'm in the middle politically. But it just kind of depresses me. if I feel like, you know what I mean? And just like crazy and you know, I'm in the middle politically. Yeah. Yeah, and but I just, it just kind of depresses me. Does it depress you? No, it doesn't depress me. Neither.

Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't depress me. Because I think it's good for comedy too, so I get fucked. I really do, I really do. I think it's good for comedy, so I set, I'm torn. Oh, it's just sad. I think the whole political landscape is sad. You know, like I'm in the middle. I really am in the middle. I'm in the middle too. I'm in the middle too, I'm torn. Oh, it's just sad. I think the whole political landscape is sad. I'm in the middle.

I really am in the middle. I'm in the middle, too. I'm in the middle, too. I'm seriously in the middle. I'm a little Republican, I'm a little bit Democrat. I think that's this whole divisive tactic just to keep us mad at each other. That's what it is.

And they all get richer and richer. They're all making money, bro. They're all making money. They're all making crazy amounts of money on both sides. They just have different branding. That's all it is. Like there's one that's branding to a particular people and the Democrats are branding to another particular people

and they just, they all hate each other. Fuck you, fuck me. That's great for business. And then we're just, they're all winning. In the end, they're all winning. If the country really figured it out and everybody started galvanizing those individuals that just see through it and realize that we're all just getting fucked

in the middle, then they would be in trouble. But they don't, because everybody's stuck on like, who are you? It's like Bloods of Crips, bro, are you red or are you blue? Like, oh stop. Well there was many things that they used to do to. I'm like Kendrick, I want to reunite the Bloods of Crips. To control the masses, you know, religion,

many years ago they did that, you know what I mean? They still do it. They still do it as a, and then now it's many years ago they did that, you know what I mean? They still do it. They still do it, and then now it's, you know, with TikTok and you know what I mean? Yeah, bread and circus, right? Yeah, bread and circus, right? Sporting events, right?

And we have our eye off the ball. Then they've devised places, I mean, situations where we're fighting against each other. And I know what they're doing, but I love watching games. Yeah. And I love video games So I get conflicted. Yeah I don't I watch them all in recaps. I watch you too. Me too. I can't watch them. Well I'm a premier league guy so I have to wait. Oh yeah. I'm a World Cup guy for some reason. Really? I can't keep up with Premier Leagues bro. Why? Like you said you gotta wake up at 6 a.m. like, I'm like, do you have a team or no? No, there's no, there's no club team that you like. No. How about you? No, I don't.

No, I'd like to. I think Liverpool. Okay. I'm into Liverpool. You know why? Why? Mo Salah. Mo Salah. I give from, you know what he looks like? Mo Salah. Of course. It looks just like him. Go ahead. Pull up his nose. I want to see what his nose looks like. No, he got to work. He got work done. What is their chant? Mo Salah. Dude, there he is. Hold on. That nose could be... Pull up the nose a little closer. That could be my nose. Can you look up the chant of Mo Salah too?

Yeah, look up the chant. This guy right here, dude. It reminds me of Sun from Tottenham. We have, we have a Korean guy. You know what I mean? Back in the day, he was like the shit, right? And there is a sense of pride, isn't it, when somebody of your, from where you're from. Yeah, of course. You know, ethnically or national, I don't know what it is. He's Egyptian, yeah.

Egyptian, yeah. And when they excel, there's like a feeling of like, oh, that's me, Omar. Is that weird? Is that- Unless it's DJ Khaled. Then it's like, ah, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shit. With a Kluber ass. I have mine too. Hans Kim. Mine's Hans Kim. I love you, Hans. Yeah, yeah. So Mosalah.

Hello. Mosala, Mosala, the day is now the way. Salaa, the day is the way. Wow. There's more though, there's more. We're not going to do all of it. We're not going to do all of it. Can you look up Mosala, a gift from Allah? That's a good one.

Watching all white people yell that is beautiful. It's great. Oh dude, it's incredible bro. That's why I want you to look up that one specifically if you wanna ask TGPT to do that for you because it looks like you're struggling a little bit. He said, I am. Oh yeah. It's always boring, it's always boring.

So please don't take Mohammed away. Come on. From Mohammed's side. My dick from my side. I know. He came from Mola to Liverpool. He's always boring, he's always scoring. So please don't take Mohammed away.

Bro, are you kidding me, bro? It's incredible. That hits. I got chills all over my face. I know, but think of this though. I'm gonna give you a little mind twist here. Okay. Right, he's one of the greatest football players

of this generation, right? But if he wasn't that, people would be like, get out of the way, Sandeyes! Of course. Right? Yeah, it's because of the fame and his talent. Better than what he could have said. I know, I know, I know.

There was other. I appreciate it. Yeah, there were other things I could have used. I was thoughtful. I was very thoughtful, and I didn't even pause. I gotta be honest with you. I didn't go, Sand and pause. Yeah, I didn't, I said the eyes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if Colin Kaepernick was like phenomenal coordinate like if he wanted to or went to the Super Bowl like if he was just killing it They would have been like, all right, let's keep him on the team. Right? Is that what you're saying? No, that's what I'm saying. I don't know what you're saying. Okay. Give me another example. By the way, I went to the World Cup final. Oh, you did? Which one?

I went to the Argentina-France final. Easily the greatest sporting event I've ever been to in my entire life. Bro, that fucking... I can't believe I was there. It was like the most unbelievable. The kickoff at the end was so dramatic. Bro, it was incredible.

The crazy part is like all the goals were scored on my side because they switched. So everything, basically most of the goals that were scored during runtime was like right there. I saw the whole thing. Like it was easily the greatest sporting event. I had like one of the most insane three months ever where I went to the World Series with the Astros,

which I love World Series baseball. And then I went to, hold on, hold on, hold on. It gets better. It gets better. And then I go to Argentina-France final, which was like, I'll never go to another game like that ever again. I don't think it's ever possible.

Where was that held? In Doha, in Qatar, which was so well organized, so clean, like I've never seen bathrooms that clean before in Doha and Qatar. They have a really good, they have a really good pachuchipole there. A phenomenal pachupole. I don't know that one.

Anyway, it's great. No, it was awesome. And then- Where are you sitting in these events? I was in a box. Exactly. Yeah. Like you think I can get in the box?

Yeah. No, I can't. Yeah, of course. Andrew Santino, Celtics, right? I would take you. Went to the game, he's on the floor. Yeah. He's hanging out on the floor. Yeah. He's hanging out with the players.

Yeah. Me? Last row. Oh no, stop. Yeah, my nose are bleeding because of the fucking. No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because of the height. He didn't take you with him?

I wanna tell you something right now, fuck you guys, okay? Okay, yeah. And ask these guys, right? Why me? I don't, I can't get into anywhere. Oh wow. You know what I mean? If I'm at a concert, I'm on the ground,

people are dancing on my body. Oh, that's terrible. Yeah, yeah. I can't get into anywhere. And that's why I'm not as cool as you guys. Cause I don't have the, even if I wanted to go to, give me a team. You could go to UFC fights on the floor.

Yeah, you could. I feel like you could do a lot of things. Yeah, but Trump can too. You know what I mean? Okay, the president? The president. Yeah, the could. I feel like you could do a lot of things. Yeah, but Trump can too. You know what I mean? The president? The president can. That's a really horrible example. That wasn't a good reference.

That was a terrible example. JD Vans can go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Swack in the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still a good one. But I can't, if I want to, give me a team. Arsenal.

You can go to Arsenal again. There's no way. Dodgers. I'm sure you can. Dodgers you can, bro. Dodgers you can. Yeah, Dodgers, if I dress up as a Japanese fucking pitcher. You know what I mean?

That's pretty good. Yeah, Dodgers, you can. No, yeah Dodgers if I dress up as a Japanese fucking pitcher You know, I mean that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but my point is I can't I'm not I'm not I'm not crying To people and complaining. Yeah, I'm being really serious. I'm just not one of those sit in the box at the Boston Celtics. Yeah Box is great. What's a box? Where the owner's a sweet. Yeah. Who am I gonna call? Yeah.

I don't know, Larry Bird. Hey Larry. Larry Bird. Larry Bird, it's me, Bob Lee from MADtv. I don't have that kind of connection. And he would go, MADtv. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

One of my favorite shows. My point being is that, you know what I mean? You sat on the floor at a basketball game. Never did. And what I'll say to you is this, okay? You have the kind of fame and celebrity that I don't, and I'm not mad at it. Yeah.

Okay? But it's like, dude, I've been in movies where they didn't even invite me to the fucking premiere. That's horrible. That movie Jackpot, you know what I mean? Maybe because you hug people with your nose in the middle of their chair. Exactly, maybe that's, you know,

but that movie Jackpot with John Cena and Awkwafina, I did them a favor, dude, and it was stressful. They're like, we need you on tape. You didn't go to the premiere? They go, I was in New York with Ian Finans, and they're like, can you just shoot something for the movie? I go, what is it? They need a podcaster to do something,, can you just shoot something for the movie? I go, what is it? They need a podcaster to do something.

Remember that? It was panic, right? I was like, I made Ian open up the fucking his podcast room. I shot it, right? We did it for hours. We sent it. Paul Fee goes, we're keeping it in the movie. It's so great, right?

No premiere. And I want that in there. Yeah, you gotta keep it. Yeah, I want that in there. And it's like, so I can't even- You paid for it too Yeah, and it's like it's like so I can't even paid for it Too you did your whole thing exactly so I can't even get into the premiere of the movie that I'm in Yeah, right, so it's like they just messed up. No, no, no, it happens all the fucking time. Yes. All right Borderlands, it's a premiere, right?

They go they go Cast shoot they did the cast shoot, and I'm on the side. Because I try to get into it, and some guy in the suit goes, no, no, no, no, right? And then Kevin Hart had to look at me and go, Bobby, what the fuck are you doing? And he grabbed my wrist and brought me in, okay? So I've been slighted, and I'm not also crying,

and I'm not crying, I'm so grateful for my life. I'm just telling you that I can't get into no games, dog. Now I don't know how these sports are played. What's this? That's you. Oh, that's right. I was invited to that. You were there.

Look at you. Yeah, what are you upset about? Look at that cast though. That's an incredible cast. Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, Jack Black's from all time. Edgar Ramirez, Gina Gershon. Eli Roth. Eli Roth, Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, Jack Black's from all time. Edgar Ramirez, Gina Gershon. Eli Roth.

Eli Roth, all in white. Incredible, you look great. Why is he holding you like you just adopted him? It does look like that. It really does. Rooking my career baby. I know. And you've helped me that before too.

And that's why I do the nose-picking. Look at Kevin way in the corner, that looks hilarious. He doesn't look I do the nose-picking. No, but. Look at Kevin way in the corner. That looks hilarious. He's so strong. He doesn't look like, yeah. He's so strong. That guy is such an athlete. It's insane.

Kevin Hart? Yeah. Dude, he's also. He's insane. One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Yeah, he's so nice, bro. He's so funny and fun to hang out with. He's such a great to hang out with.

Yeah. Great hang. And he's like, you know, can you take a photo? Of course, buddy. Yeah, he doesn't care. So, yeah, I love him a lot. In fact, everyone on that movie was super nice to me. So, yeah, it was really nice.

Yeah, that's why you were on. How were you around big celebrities? I don't really care that much. So you were one of those? The only person I really freaked out on was this was years and years ago is 2016 Ben Kingsley, no No, I freaked out on De Niro. I Like spazzed out. Yeah, I was talking to someone like this is in Atlanta was doing shows with Chappelle

I'm looking we're backstage Chappelle, you know what I'm saying Dave Chappelle. So we're sitting there talk Yeah, it's not familiar. So I'm sitting there talking to somebody like this and I turn around and he's right here and I go, ah, I just freaked out. That's not the move. I don't care. I didn't give a fuck. You do this.

I hugged him, no, no, no, check this out. I hug him and I hold him for like, probably way too long. Had he seen you perform yet? He did see, I didn't know at that point, but he saw me, he did see me perform. He was at the show. You can't hug if they haven't seen. Exactly see, I didn't know at that point, but he saw me. He did see me perform. He was at the show. You can't hug if they haven't seen.

Exactly, but I didn't know, right? So I just hug him and I'm holding him for a long time. And he's as close as this mic and I let go and I'm like, did I hold you too long? And I swear to you and he goes, little bit. Make it. Wow. I'm like, I'm good.

Wow. And I hugged him the whole time. I was just talking to him. One of the first books I read was like Wise Guys when I came And I hugged him the whole time. I was just talking to him. One of the first books I read was like, Wise Guys when I came to the States. It's so stupid. Like, why would you read this mob book? Somebody gave it to me and I was obsessed with mob movies

and obviously Goodfellas and everything that came after that. I was just obsessed with it. And my all time favorite comedy movies, comedy action movies is Midnight Run. It's like easily one of the best action movies ever made. My mom likes that movie. It's incredible. Charles Grodin was the other guy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charles Grodin, Dennis Ford. Yeah, have you seen it? You two motherfuckers better get more personally involved in your work when I'm a stabby, true to heart, with a pencil. I'm like, what are you talking about? You have to watch that movie.

Anyone listening, you have to watch Midnight Run. It's a fucking classic. Yeah, yeah. Greatest movie ever made. It's the best duo too. Oh, Charles Grodin is hysterical. And at the end, it's sort of heartfelt. Anyway, yeah, whatever.

And actually, in episode two of my show, there's a character that kind of modeled off of that, the relationship of him and Jack, yeah. So you stole it. No, I didn't steal it. Anyway, it was tipping the hat of being annoying. You know how they have this relationship where Charles Grodin was constantly annoying

De Niro's character? And I was at a detention center and I was like, oh, it'd be fun to play with the detention officer that way. And I was always annoying him in that way and I'd call him Jack. It was like my homage. You see that? That's a great dynamic.

Yeah, I love that episode. It's very funny. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of my favorite. Yeah. Why did you change your thing? It really is your thing. It's one of the best shows on TV. It's very funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of my favorite. Yeah It's one of the best shows Okay, why would you do this?

You're so lucky to have like a big brother like this It's dope. I just said I like to show put these glasses on You might as well. Dude, those glasses are so dope. Yeah, that's good. It's actually good. I mean, you sell oil. Can I get a wipe for the inside? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll get somebody on that. Ramsey, is there a star that you worked with that you would be like scared? I don't think so. I'm not really like, I don't really, I'm not like, I've never was like a movie guy growing up.

I didn't watch a lot of movies. When people are like that, it all goes in my mind. No, it's like when I did Black Adam and it was like the rock there and all this stuff, that was like a lot. That was a set. Underrated movie. that was like a lot that was a session underrated movie it was it was such a thing what a great movie yeah it's awesome yeah yeah I'm the best what was he like I never met him what's he

like it was just a lot to take in like the whole it was such a big budget movie and I was wearing Pierce Brosnan's in it and Pierce Brosnan's like oh Like this. I'm like bro. You did four double-oh-seven movies You're saying well this this is crazy He was easily my favorite person like they're all no actually should say we're all really really close on the show on the movie This is what I hate. This is what I hate Yeah, right you you don't know what the movie is gonna be like, you know All the people that are in it, right and then you you go there, right, and it's like these cranes

and green screen and thousand people running around, right? And they're leading you to your mark, and you're like, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this. You know what I mean? That's really the thought. It was so stressful, yeah, it was good. I did The Dictator, and I was like, the first scene was Ben Kingsley and Ed Norton.

Yeah. Not Ed Norton. You don't even know. Ed Norton Jr. from Fight Club. Yeah, that's it. I got it right then. It's not Junior. Yeah, oh.

It's not Junior, it's Ed Norton. Why Ed Norton? It was Ed Norton and Ben Kingsley, and Sasha was there, and he was kind of helping Larry with the scene. And there was this gigantic, it's a UN thing, and they're leading me, I swear to God, I'm like, I'm about to get fired. Because right now I don't know any of my lines.

I'm petrified. And then you get on the mark, and then something comes over, you're like, you have to do it. You have to kill this, or it's over. And I know the years of nightmares I would have that said, we're moving on. You know what I mean?

And so. Oh, I've heard stories. Yeah, I've lived them. I've heard stories. Great comedian, Sean Ross. Did you ever know Sean Ross? Love him. Yeah, he was such a great comedian.

He's a great guy. Albinos? No, he wasn't an albino. He had lupus. He had lupus. Yeah, he was such a great comedian. He's a great guy. Albinos? No, he wasn't albino. He had lupus. He had lupus? Yeah, he had lupus. They're similar. Yeah, they're similar, yeah.

Such a funny, dark comedian, bro. He was one of the best out of Texas. Out of Houston, yeah. Yeah, Houston, yeah. He was a Houston guy. So yeah, I heard about Men in Black too. He had the role and he just couldn't, it was so big and he had problems

with the lines and stuff and then. He fired him. And then, what's his name? I always get him mixed up now. Was it, what's the co-star in Men In Black? Will Smith and who else? And Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, Tommy Lee Jones was like,

can we get somebody who knows their fucking lines? That's fucking brutal. Brutal. Oh. He's still in it, but it could have been bigger. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, pain, nightmare. I know. In my head, my life is over. I heard that as a little kid,

I heard that as a kid, like, coming up in the game, I was like, oh, I can't do that. Yeah. There's shit. But Sean was like one of the funniest comedians, like so dark and just really funny. I know another guy, I can't say his name, but he did a scene with Al Pacino

and he was playing a lawyer. And so in the reverse, you know what I mean? Because a lot of times in movies, when you're with a big star, when the camera's on there, you're there behind the camera doing the lines, but in the reverse, they leave. You have a stand-in, right?

They're gonna sit and do your reverse. But Picino, and this kid thinks, you know what I mean? Oh, I'm gonna do my lines with a fucking stand-in, right? But Picino goes, I'm gonna stay. And then this panic came over him. And while they said action, he couldn't get his lines out. And then Picino just walked away, and then he got cut out of the movie.

You know what I mean? And that happens. So often. All the time. I saw somebody get fired off set. They didn't even know they were fired. Really? I swear to God, somebody just walked away

and they're all like, he's done. Oh, it's amazing. Like this, and we're all clapping. I'm like, I'm pretty sure we're not done. Like, that's crazy. Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're still in the middle of the scene? No, yeah.

It's a rap for Johnny. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Last day, wow. Cut. It was like, yeah, cool. He's finished today and AD comes over. He's like, he's done, everybody.

Yes. Thank you. And the guy's like, really? I'm already done? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's another page. They have another page written and a new actor comes in. I was like, all right, that makes sense, because he stunk. Yeah, he was terrible, yeah, yeah. He sleeps, there's another page. They have another page written and a new actor comes in. I was like, all right, that makes sense,

because he stunk, yeah, he was terrible. Really? Yeah, well, he was terrible. I was like, how are we gonna do this? He's like, murdering the city. Okay, I'll tell you my nightmare. I'll tell you, you know what's one of the nightmares? Yeah, one here.

So I did this movie called Hard Breakers. One of my favorites. Right? Classic, yeah. So I had a monologue. It was just like, you know what I mean, two pages of monologue, and I had it down, backwards and forwards. I could do it, you know what I mean, in my sleep.

And as soon as I hit the mark, I had a panic attack. And they go, action, and I couldn't even think of the first word, and I had to say a thousand words. And it got to the point, that's rude. I'm sorry, I was putting it away. It vibrated, I had it on silent. I didn't know it was vibrated. I'm just glad you're here, dude.

Yeah, I know. And eventually the director walks up to me, she goes, it's almost over. No, no, I don't want to, we're having fun, bro. Yeah, I'm having fun too. She goes, yeah, we're losing light, we're gonna move on. And they cut me out of there, and I weeped in my dress. You know that movie, that's why I love this movie

once in a lifetime in Hollywood, when Leo's like going through doing those fucking anger. So genius. In his trailer. And he, it was his idea too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he understands what it is, you know what I mean? And that happened to me.

Such a great scene. Do you think that'll ever happen to you? I don't think so, no. You did it at Long Beach. Okay. Anyway. That is Jesus. You did it at Long Beach. Okay. Anyway, so we did, Bad Friends. Mo, Mo. Tell us about it.

Mo, Mo. Tell us about it. No, no, Mo, Bad Friends, you know, big podcast. Yeah, of course. Probably one of the biggest in the world. Yeah, it's beautiful. In terms of like, dark comedy. I can't wait to do it.

You're gonna do it. Yeah, love to. Can I just interject something? There goes Houston. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hello Houston, my old friend. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Hawaii's on the chopping block.

Yeah. So, and I'm being generous. We played three, four thousand seat things. For podcasts that's pretty good. Yeah, it's beautiful. Being in a gigantic theater and I. It's incredible bro, what are you talking about? It's amazing.

And I've never worked with Ramsey before. He's just a nice guy at the store. You know what I mean, we have a good rapport I think. Right. And so, you wanna open? Yeah. After a set, I'm in the back of this theater and I see this couch and I see Ramsey sitting like this.

Yeah. It happens. of this theater and I see this couch and I see Ramsey sitting like this. Yeah. It happens. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen. After the set? Yeah. It was like, it's equivalent to when those Vietnamese Buddhist monks lit themselves on

fire in the Vietnam War. Oh my God. It was that kind of like historical sadness. Oh wow. It was a historical sadness. Did you bomb? No, the set was fine. Bobby's going to say I Oh wow. It was a historical sadness. Did you bomb? No, the set was fine.

Bob is going to say I bombed. I had a good set. You bombed. Well from where me and Andrew were, we didn't hear any laughs. But sometimes it's far away from the thing. Yeah sure, that happens. But you still hear like a,

that's not true. You know like a faint. I just heard his voice, but maybe there's something about the acoustics. Yeah, yeah, that's not acoustics. This is all. And the theater has been around 100 years. Yeah, 100 years, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had a decent set, it was fine. It's just at the very end of the set, the mic cable fell out. And if I was at a club, I feel like I could've handled it, but it was such a, it just felt very embarrassing in the moment. And Bobby, yeah. It exposed it.

It was 4,000 people. Yeah, let me say, well, when you, that's what sometimes happens, right? My court detaches, you have to put it back in. Have you ever had that happen? Yeah, of course. I have five things I can say. Sure. Easy.

In my pocket. Yeah. So I can, because I've been in that situation. Yeah, they're called material. It's called, yeah, it's called material, right? Yeah, yeah. And so what I'm saying is that he did not have the material for that scenario

I which means what he's not doing his homework needs more experience He's more experienced right and you need enough experience to do a theater in Hawaii. No, I Think it's really crucial to have somebody super experienced in Hawaii for sure Preach into the choir. Yeah, you know that Wow duly-nuded yeah Preach into the choir. Yeah, you know what I mean? Wow. Duly-nuded.

Yeah. Just wanna let you know that I'm on tour. I said, duly-nuded. He said, duly-nuded. Duly-nuded. Duly-nuded. Yeah. What does that sound?

Moe was about to say something. I wanted to hear what you guys say. Okay, go ahead. If he's not working, I got dates coming up. You also. I'm just fucking around. I have to say, he is very good. No, he is very good.

We're busting balls. You're fantastic. You wouldn't be here if I didn't love you. You work your ass off, of course. I appreciate it, thanks. Of course. You gotta bust balls, bro. I love you a lot.

And I think you're a fantastic guy. And so- You just need to work on those, when the wire goes loose jokes. Let's come up with one right now, improvise. All right, so you're- You just need to be fine with that. Mic's off, you're putting it back in, go.

You put it back in, go. Oh, that's the first time that's ever happened to me the way wait don't laugh don't laugh no don't laugh right say that again and this is the sound that you're gonna hear so go ahead oh that's the first time that ever happened to me damn it yeah and that was a far away That was a fart. Give me another one. Right. Mike goes out. The Mike fell out. What would you do? You tell me. Wait, give him a couple more. Do you? My thing is Mike goes up. I put it out. Don't worry. My people made this shit. That's

funny. It's a huge, that's a good one. It's a big laugh right? Yeah. Like I'm calmly doing jobs. Where'd you get this? Radio shack? Yeah yeah that is easy as that. Yeah yeah yeah. And I just thought about that right. I know you did. Okay. Mike again. Oh man you only need one thing to do stand-up comedy. Yeah. Microphone. They didn't even do it. I think what you should do if that ever happens again, Yeah, yeah. Just kill yourself. is just, no, don't do that, please. Please don't do that. I want the regular show that I really begged him not to do it.

And I was just like, no, just fucking, just keep going. Well, it was the last joke. Just put it, oh, oh. It was like right before the- This is the trick, okay? Yeah, there we go, go ahead. Very, very easy trick. All you do is acknowledge,

this happened on the last joke, like what are the odds of it? Like thank you so much. And then you dig into the fact of the scenario, how ridiculous it is and upsetting it is, and you get the crowd to, hopefully they love you enough to where they start chanting with you.

They did not love me. Oh, oh, oh. That's not gonna happen. Also, what you could do as a comic, this is my gut instinct, is I have to do more jokes. You have to do one more joke. Stop, stop, stop. You know what I mean?

I have to do more jokes, I'm gonna do one more joke so I can get a laugh, right? You can't end silence. It didn't end. You ended in silence. And they said good night and it was like a really boring Ted Talk. They were like.

That's not true. That's simply not what happened. No, you did great, okay? I'm just making fun. I'm razzin' ya, dawg. We're all good. Gotta defend myself. Right, so you're not starstruck with anybody.

Not really, no. I feel like I know too much about people. Let's, last thing we're gonna do. No, I was definitely like crazy about Pierce Brosnan. I was very excited to work with Pierce. And the night before, I worked the sag rules, like if you work over 12 hours, if they call you within a 12 hour rest

and you get a bonus or whatever, they're walking up to me like, hey, sorry, but we're gonna have to call you a little bit earlier, but you're gonna get a bonus and all this stuff. They're expecting me to react. I'm like, what, who cares? I'm like, what are we doing tomorrow? He's like, we moved up the Pierce Brosnan scene

with you and Pierce. I was like, are you fucking kidding me? It's amazing, I'm so pumped up. I was so excited, I forgot to look at the lines. Oh, shit. What happened? I killed it, I just remembered the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm really good with lines. I was just like, I, it was like. But what's stunning to me is. I just forgot, I was like so excited. He hasn't seen probably Taxi Driver. I saw Taxi Driver, yeah, yeah, yeah. With De Niro? Oh gosh.

You're so confident. Name me two other people in that movie. Oh, oh, the Jewish guy, Albert Brooks. That is, he is in this. He's in it. That's a deep cut too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's in it. I liked him deep cut too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's in it. I liked him in that movie.

Yeah, Harvey Keitel. Okay, that guy. One of my favorites. Give him another classic, see if he's in it. Harvey Keitel. I've seen it. Something that you think that if you're an artist, right, and you're really into culture,

you had to have seen it. So, I know, I see. I'm trying to think of something that's gonna be really obscure to fuck with him. Oh, well, it's gotta be a classic like maybe a curve criteria in collection movie Why would have you seen casino? Joe Pesci he hasn't seen casino. Yeah, that's a job. Pesci. Who's in it? He's in all of them Have you seen my cousin Vinny it's is Is Leo in My Cousin Vinny?

No. No. Oh my God, that's a classic. It's a classic. My Cousin Vinny. Let's go in the 70s. Have you ever seen Apocalypse Now? With Mel Brooks?

Not Mel Brooks. Yeah, Mel Brooks is in it. It's really an underrated performance by him. It really is. Do you know what it's about? An apocalypse, I assume. It's a very good guess. It's a Kubrick movie, not Kubrick,

it was Francis Ford Coppola. Yeah, Francis Ford Coppola. And it's about the Vietnam War. And there's some known names in it, like Marlon Brando. Anyway, guys. Exactly, Marlon Brando one of my favorites. But anyway.

Godfather. Oh, Godfatheren, but anyway. Godfather? Yeah. Oh Godfather, you're gonna say Godfather? Richard Pryor's lover. You cleaned that, I don't get it. I think Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando had a thing. Supposedly. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Really. Do you not know about this? No. I mean, look it up, I don't know if it's true or not. And that's what I was trying to start with you on Sweet Dream. What was that? What do you think the nose thing was about? So let's plug something.

Well, watch the series, season two of Moe, now on Netflix. And also I'm on tour. You can catch me in April on tour. I don't know why you're going to the merch page. I just got to say this, Moe, your show is so incredible. I love it. It makes me cry. That happened in the beginning. I just want to say it every time. Go ahead. I want to say this, Mo, your show is so incredible. I love it, it makes me cry. That happened in the beginning. That's what happened in the beginning. I just wanna say it every time. Every scene.

I'm not gonna say it. Every scene makes me wanna cry, it's so good, really great. If you have not seen Mo, everybody's gotta watch it. And it's unfortunate that they're not doing a third season. Okay, I'm just saying. We might, you never know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a movie.

But, you know, if you want a Palestinian guy or to have one line, you wanna help out a kid, put him in it. I would. Okay. 100%. The only issue is you gotta put on a turban and then you gotta say. I'll do it.

I'll do it. He'll suck dick, trust me. I'll do it. He'll do a fucking. No, no, he won't do it. I would never do it. No, we added a bunch of shows. You know, just you can go on moammer.com

and see all the tour dates. I also want my fans listening to this right now understand that Mo's not going on tour in March and I'm gonna be in Houston in March and he said that he's gonna have dinner with me. I am. Now if that doesn't happen and he ghosts me, I will let you guys know and do an update.

Okay? And we will start a war. I have an army as well. That's great. No, I would love to have dinner, bro. You should come over to the crib for sure. I got a great hangout. No, we're going to Russia. I'm not going to your house. No, it's a great hangout, bro. There you are. Donnell, when I was in Springfield with Chapelle. You don't want to go to Donnell's. Yeah, Donnell was like, come over, I'm going to make fish. I'm not going to eat fish from you. No. Yeah, yeah. He's a very good cook, but it's kind

of something. Really? Yeah, he really is an excellent cook. Oh, fuck. He said he is. He really is a fantastic cook. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. But you definitely really is an excellent cook. Oh fuck, he said he is. He really is a fantastic cook. Yeah, yeah. But you definitely want to come hang out at the crib, for sure. It's a great hangout. I'll have the comics over, we'll have a good time. I'll eat before.

No, eat before. Okay. I can order Vietnamese if you get hungry later. Great Vietnamese food. Great Vietnamese wings, actually. The occasion. Fantastic wings. Do you think I'm Vietnamese?

You're not Vietnamese You're Korean exactly bro, I know Ramsey any plugs just follow me online run on the whatever the And if you ever want to go to come to store, he's working a lot. Yeah Prestigious position dude, I did it for fucking years, dude. You know how hard it is to get in that fucking room even to work there? You have to showcase to work there. And Emily has to go, yeah, you're good enough to work here. Dude, you got it.

When Molly saw you, she was like, he was good. I already gave you the compliments. What else do you want? What else do you want, dude? All right, give Mo Amber a round of applause. Thank you, bro, for having me. It was great. you want all right give Moe When you do it, it's weird. It's not good.