TigerBelly - Veronika Slowikowska & The Netflix Pool Party Drama

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

Veronika Slowikowska aka @veronika_iscool stops by for her first time. Today is a special day because Ebb Ocean Club surfaces! We chat famous Canadians, a pool party, movie moments, good eyebrows, Gold Gala, and the Lisa Ling encoutner.  Check out www.ebboceanclub.com Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.helixsleep.com/belly and use code HELIXPARTNER20. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. Go to www.zocdoc.com/belly and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. That’s www.zocdoc.com/belly

Music EBB EBB I'm a little bit of a EBB EBB EBB Yeah, EBB EBB Anyway Wow Anyway, wow. Beam song, wow. Guys, smell the Kung Pao chicken from here.

What happened in the trash outside? I ate Kung Pao chicken. Well, no, the raccoons also had Kung Pao chicken. Kung Pao! I don't know what that, sorry. What does Kung Pao mean? They have shrimp and Kung Pao chicken now. Where, at Panda?

They have a Trinity, no, not Panda. There's a Trinity Kung Pao, what's Where? At Panda? They have a Trinity, no not at Panda, but there's a Trinity Kung Pao, what's the Trinity? Chicken beef shrimp. Fuck dude, you're bright as hell dude. E beep beep, anyway, welcome to the show. I like your, I've always liked your little mole there. It's very nice. Do you know your mic?

Your mic. Yeah. Thank you. I would have done it differently, I would have put it like right here, but. When I go to Korea, they tell me to remove it. Yeah, yeah. Why do you put it there? I was have done it differently. I would have put it like right here, but Yeah, why do you put it there? Shit that's how moles work

What are you doing here ee bee bee You guys ab is a product that we were launching and it's a it's a beautiful products a hair product I drop you like repair mask. It's a face mat product, too Do you want me to tell you the go ahead? It's a hair product. I drop. You know what I mean? You like repair masks? It's a face mask product too. Do you want me to tell you the lore and the story behind it? What is all this? Ebb Ocean Club is something I created two years ago with the help of Gina and other better Koreans than Bobby. You're not the good kind of Koreans.

I agree. I 100%. So basically I was in a really bad place two years ago. Bobby and I were just sort of like, you know, this is the bed I made. I've been podcasting for a long time. I knew that breaking up would not bode well for me. So at this time I was like, where do I go? Where do I escape the noise, like how do I hide from all of this and I found myself five, six hours in the water

diving, diving, diving. It's something that I had done my whole life but more importantly this time of my life like I just really needed to put the pieces back together and I spent a lot of time in the water. There was a lot of upsides, I did a lot of healing there but the downside of that is my hair was a mess. I came out of it super frustrated, wanted to shave it off because it was super tangled and just an absolute disaster. So I had known Gina, who had worked at Circumference. Remember that face oil that you loved?

Dude, it's my favorite flavor. Remember the one that fixed your little pimples? Yeah, the orange ones. We had like built a friendship over the years because I love circumference so much and at this time I was like, shit, I need something for my hair. Who can actually help me?

So I reached out to Gina and I was like, hey, I'm not a beauty girl, I'm sort of a beauty outsider. Let me correct you on that. You definitely are a beauty girl. Thank you. And so I'm like, hey, like you're familiar with a beauty space and you know, can you make me this like small batch of something so I don't shave my head off? And yeah, that's where the genesis of Ebb.

Well, it's a product that isn't out there in the market at all. So that's why, you know, I was super supportive of it early on in this campaign because, you know, it's like, people call you all the time, hey man, I got a foot wax, can you sponsor me or whatever? I mean, I'm like, what do you want a foot wax for? Who needs that? And they're like, well because, what?

This is way better than a foot wax, first of its kind. Yeah, I mean, they're like, yeah, but you know how you go to wax a museum and they don't show the feet? Yeah, that's a bad invention. But with Eb, I'm like, okay, but you know how you go to wax the museum and they don't show the feet? Yeah, that's a bad invention. But with Ev, I'm like, OK, tell me more. Tell me more. Well, I'll tell you more.

Well, Gina can probably speak to the ingredients more. The first of its kind, everyone talks about reef safety when it comes to skin care, when it comes to sunscreen. But no one's really thought about it when it comes to hair care. And for Kalyla, that was so so important she's on the water every day so no silicones no microplastics no petrochemicals but it works better than silicone hair care I would say and that was the ultimate challenge like how do you how do we

create something that is technically clean that is gonna perform in the same way that silicone has like historically there's a place for silicone and hair care obviously it does its job but I didn't want to I didn't I didn't want that in the water with me I was being very mindful of the SPF I was putting on my skin but I was like well I put a shit ton of stuff in my hair why why isn't this reef safe so and I mean we've been testing it for like two years Kalyla's been through so many iterations meeting with our chemists trying sample after sample just to make sure it's right. So we're so proud of her. Yeah. And I gave him a headache throughout this whole process. I was like, not good enough,

not good enough, not good enough. I did that about 15 times in the past two years. So this is Ebb Ocean Club. I'm really proud of it. Me too. Let's clap. Congratulations. I'm so glad. you know, you did follow through too, guys. Thank you. That's the most important thing, is it's like, the one thing that I have to say about Kaililah is she follows through every time. I'm gonna write a script and she actually does it,

or whatever. I do. I know you do, you know what I mean? I'm gonna go do stand-up, she just does it. I didn't do stand-up, what are you talking about? I thought you did. I did it like a handful of times. That just does it. I didn't do stand-up. What are you talking about? I did like a handful of times That's doing it. Oh, okay What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I went up on stage Wait, is there a mo- I get what you're saying. I thought like maybe you would have to continue doing it That's follow through. Like I've never had a corn dog because I've only had it five times Good Fair analogy, fair analogy. No, I'm being real. I don't count it as me eating one. I mean, it's not like until 20 times and then you can go I oh what is the it stand for ebb? ebb is a very special term for me. I don't know if you know what an ebb tide is. Let me explain Bobby. An ebb tide is a receding tide and it's the ocean returning to itself and

Two years ago when I was going through all of that. Yeah, it was an acronym. No, it's not. Okay, sorry. It's an ebb time and Two years ago that was a slogan of my life where it's like I found myself asking how do I return to myself? How do I return to myself? So ebb is inspired by By that that's fucking awesome. Thank you myself so, Eb is inspired by that. That's fucking awesome. Thank you. And the ocean is a treacherous place. It is a treacherous place, that's what I'm saying.

Everybody thinks that like, oh you get out of the ocean and there's this misconception that like you come out beautiful, like I certainly don't. I come out crusty, crunchy, salty. So when you leave the, when you get out of the ocean do you apply it to your hair? Immediately. Or you do it before? I do it before.

That detangling spray is like my on-the-go machine. I use it before, I use it after. That's incredible. And I use a shampoo conditioner for, like, when I get home and I use the hair mask for, like, once a week, like, deep treatment. How does the hair mask work? You just leave it on for 10 minutes, like, once a week,

and it gives you- It's like a face mask. It's very repair, yeah, it's reparative, right? Oh, wow. Yeah. You put it in your head. You put it in your head. Amazing. And where can we find this product? Um, Gina? eboceanclub.com. Eb... eboceanclub.com! Guys, go sign up. This means so much to me. I'm so happy that I can finally say this. And by the way, like, eb isn't like a one product thing. We're going to have so much cool content around the water. We're going to have Bobby in a couple things. Gilbert, hopefully bringing the Tiger Belly family into the Ebb world.

So keep an eye out for that. This is a community. I want to democratize the ocean and make it for everybody because it is there for everybody. And it's been a very healing place for me. And I want that for everyone. Woo! Woo! Woo!

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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! diving with me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i remember that one time when we were in my nixon when i i swim like nixon must be yeah it's we're on an island themed episode today yeah wow Island themed episode today. Wow. I'm like, okay, meet me later. I'm like, meet me later.

Sweet, thanks. Okay, should we do headphones or is that? You don't have to, I don't. You don't have to. You don't do it? You don't do it? Maybe I'll try it and then I'll take it off. Can you hear it?

Yeah. You like it? I don't know. You like it! You don't like it. Maybe try it if you don't like it. I'll try it first. We don't have it on our caspil. Let's give it a go. Did you get your nails done? Yeah a fan did it in Philly. That's incredible.

Dude that's high-tech shit huh? I know it's really like Gen Z like it's Gen Z. Like chromatica. I'm not Gen Z. What are you? Millennial customer. Customer. I'm a 95. Yeah. But that's good. You're adaptable.

Oh yeah. I like that. I think so. You do? You're a real man, that's why. Yeah. Now things are moving and I'm like, okay. Yeah.

I think it's okay. I'm doing it. Yeah. And. Kyle. Yeah, I think it's okay. I'm doing it. Yeah and Kyle yes, thanks for being here too. Yeah. Thank you. Um totally unexpected. You're unexpected You're very unexpected to me as well. Yeah, yeah, and that's a good thing. Okay, you're a surprise in my mind You like being surprises? Yeah, I don't know if I like the headphones anymore Too much of bobby. What is it? Should I back up? No, no okay actually I like it no headphones. Really? Yeah. Would you want to do it like that like a

skate kid or? Yeah. Alright okay. Because I can go like this every once in a while just to check. Dude you're a complex character. Yeah he is. You go one way and then you go this way. Yeah. I like it. Bobby was really nervous because he thought you would judge him for the trail of food on the driveway. I don't know if you saw that. I did see that. God no.

Well there's just rice and Kumbau chicken all in the fucking. Well I'm from Toronto, so we have raccoons, we have more raccoons than people I think. I told you she'd understand. Completely. You have raccoons more than people. More raccoons.

Toronto is like a raccoon capital of the world. I had no idea about that. Yeah. That's interesting. Yes, it's like. Because we have in China, there's pandas of the same color. Right?

Mm-hmm. But the... What? I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys have the, there are the raccoon dogs there. We're in China? In Asia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you guys are saying, you guys are Korean. Anyway, I mean you guys, we- I'm from Asia too. I know, I know, you're right. Look at that, what is that? Whoa, okay, that's a dog. Raccoon or dog? That's a raccoon dog, dude.

Does that mean- Yes, it does. Yeah? No. Okay, keep going. No, that a dog and a raccoon fucked and that's what it is. That's not what that means, Yes it does. Yeah? No. Okay, keep going. No that a dog and a raccoon fucked and that's what it was? That's not what that means Veronica. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what? I'm gonna go with you. I think that's it. Cause that's what it looks like. Yeah. Wait. Does it have thumbs? I didn't think that was.

Does it have thumbs? Does it have thumbs? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do raccoons have opposable thumbs? Yes they do. Oh my God. That's how they can open cat's eyes. That's how they get the traps.

Right, with the hands. Drink your beer. That's insane, could they go fuck thumb? Yes they do. Oh my God. That's how they get the tracks. That's how they get the tracks. Right, with the hands. Drink your beer. That's insane, can they go fuck you? Yeah they can. Really? I would fuck a raccoon up if they did that. Oh it's also commonly known as an Asian raccoon dog. It's an Asian thing.

Oh, but in Ukraine. I don't know. What? It just says in Ukraine right there. I'm like. They have them in Ukraine. Okay. Maybe they can have all heavy Maybe they can help with the battle

Oh, but it's just a bunch of people Rings right where those orcs were driving those like these so she's too much. Yeah, but the raccoon, you know what I mean? Lava tovamnagora! James Rhodes, Khaleesi? Yeah. What the fuck? What the kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora, kora? What's wrong with you, Rob? Huh? You just kind of stared at me like. I was just, I was, well, I was reading about the raccoon dog. And there. But then I heard you talking, so I directed my attention.

Well, you know, Kyle, you can read about the raccoon dog as well. Yeah. You don't have to always look at me. I just wanted to be polite. You're being very polite. I like that. Thank you.

You're not Canadian, though. No, I'm not. There it is. That's what you do to our polite. You're being very polite, I like that. Thank you. You're not Canadian though. No I'm not. There it is. That's introducing our guest, why not? Mm-hmm. Let's do it. Five, four, three, two.

Go up. Five, four, three. Oh no, go from one to up. One, two, three, four. We don't have to do it that way, five. Anyway, hello, my name is Bobby I'm a man got the straight pubic hair like a bastard anyway because Koreans Asians we don't have curly pubic hair that's not true like that's the biggest lie it is never seen bushy or curlier

pubes and on my mother. I'm sorry. Happy Mother's Day. Shout out to my mom. That can't be true. Hello. I bet you if you called your mom... Stop again because I have to change it because it's wrong. I bet you if you called your mom, wished her Happy Mother's Day, asked her about her pubes, she would tell you curly... Ask your mom right now what her pubes are.

I'm not going to call my mom and ask her about the pubes are okay? I'm just saying mine are straight. They're not. Damn it! Hello, my name is Bobby and Korean I got curly pubic hair like everybody else. Anyway, welcome to the office I'm talking about. Okay, I had three hours of sleep. You know, yesterday was a bad day. But you know, I woke up and it's a completely different day. I smell Kung Pao chicken. So we have Kyle Chase here. Yes.

And Veronica Slokovska. Hello. Hello. Can I, may I, and I don't. There it is. Let's talk. There it is. We don't need to.

Okay. We just fucked with our eyes. Yeah. Did you feel that? I kind of felt something there. Yeah. You just orgasmed. Yeah.

This is the second time we did a podcast the other day and same thing, Kyle's kind of like making the host kind of like, all like kind of like Like yeah comfortable nervous I don't know come to I wasn't even that okay. Yeah, it was more like you know aroused. No, it's like a domer look Okay, you're a domer white Sorry Domber white your domer white. Yeah. What does that mean when I say that? Like Jeffrey domber.

There's more than one domber in the world that I'm talking about right now. Yeah. Okay. That's what I was talking about. Like mutilator white? No, you just, you don't know what's gonna happen. You can give you a hug or eat you.

Mmm. Mmm. Hello. Hello. Mmm. You're a playful guy. You're a playful guy. Hello. Hello. You're a playful guy. You're a playful guy. So I didn't know who you were, right?

Sure. I'm gonna just tell you my education. Okay. Okay. So I have a friend named Haley. And I was hanging out with Haley, this is probably about six months ago, and she was a fan at first of mine.

And she goes, there's only two people I fuck with, you and Veronica Slovakoska, right? And I go, I don't know what that is. And don't ever say that again. And so she tried to show me videos on her, I refused to watch, until maybe three days later, she got me to watch it. And I just, and then I like, it just blew my mind. I'm like, this woman, how is she alive?

You know what I mean? She's so fucking funny. You're so weird and funny, don't you think? Mm-hmm. Thanks. Yeah, and I just kind of was like, and then everyone sort of, you know what I mean? Santino, I turned him on to you. What? Yeah, and other people, you know what I mean? And then like, now we're all, I mean, Santino, I turned him on to you. What?

And other people, you know what I mean? And then like, now we're all like, you're great too, Kyle. I mean, I don't know what to look, you know what I mean? No, I mean- I'm glad you guys are together. I need the Kyle. Yeah, yeah, you guys, yin and yang, you know? Yeah. That's right. Water and oil, right?

I'm crazy, he's cool. I'm mustard, he's ketchup, that kind of thing. Yeah. But no, truly, I can't do it. I couldn't do this all without Kyle, but Thank you. No, I want to know though how that started but first I will let everyone know she has a Zoc doc there for you

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I want to let everyone know she has a TikTok-y. Yeah, TikTok. Instagram. Instagram. YouTube. YouTube, we have a podcast as well. Your podcast is called. Nevermind, right?

Nevermind, that's right. We're on episode 30. So it's a baby. What episode is this for you guys? 450 almost. Oh my God. Yeah, and we're also um um guest driven so it's like it's it gets hard because you then you know it's a lot of favors like can

you do it and eventually you start running out of people you know I can smell the kum pao but I'm used to it now though you're the only person smelling it you can't smell this right spam spam can you take the spazzing? That's what I'm this. Can you take this family? I like to take the spam away. How dare you? No, I love man. Are you gonna? Don't eat it all now, please. I think Lala could eat all eight. I really could here You still smell it from there? No, not really Where the cupcakes from?

What is this? It's from East Lowe's. So we launched a, well, Kaila launched a brand called Ebb, and we're just promoting it for your hair. Yeah, it's hair care. Oh, yeah, it's Reef Safe Hair Care. All right. Is this your product?

Yeah, it is my product. Congratulations. Thank you. So how did you guys meet you two? Well, you're a Canadian. I'm a Canadian, yep. You came down to New York. No, so, yes.

We met, actually, no. No? No, that's it. Okay. So we. You do it now. We met on Instagram. Kyle followed me like middle of pandemic, 2020.

I was in the middle of Canada and I was like, okay, the hottest guy just followed me on Instagram. And I was like waiting for the DM. I know, I was waiting for the DM. I fully thought something was gonna happen and then. Hottest guy on Instagram, that's Kyle's Instagram. That's me right there. That's Kyle Chase.

That's not every Dahmer at all. I think that's not because two of them is too much. And then, yeah, he didn't DM me. He just liked my like silly videos and I had like, you know, a regular amount of followers. Now, Kyle, did you find her attractive? Yeah, Veronica's attractive. No, I'm like, hang on.

Look at that. Of course she is. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Kyle is attractive. This is a beautiful woman. Beautiful woman, Kyle. While she's eating his spam. While she's eating his spam. I love it. You caught her at the worst time. Yeah, yeah Kyle is very attractive. This is a beautiful woman. Beautiful woman Kyle. You're both a spammy. While she's eating a spam.

I love it. You caught her at the horse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, you're very attractive too, you know what I mean? But with a bunch of uglies. The guys are ugly in here. We're terrible. And dude, no offense, but I like you, man.

No offense, no offense. Anyway, I like your vibe and I love everything about it. But you know what? So then, so you liked her and then you DM'd her to hook up. No, to be in a short film. Oh shit, my bad. I know. We were making a short film, my friend Michael and I.

Kyle Weinstein. Interesting name, huh? Excuse me? No, no. Who's Kyle Weinstein? That's what you asked me to be in a short film to then, Like the Weinstein. Yeah.

Okay. Listen. Yeah, yeah. Listen. What's the bet? So anyway, she, yeah, I thought she lived in Brooklyn, but she didn't. No. Oh.

She lived in Toronto. Of course. But she was coming to New York and we hung out one night and then me, her and Michael are third in the throuple. Is he in the videos? He's not in them, he's behind the camera. So this guy's filming. Yeah. Is he with you guys?

Yeah. Yeah, he's in LA with us right now for the month, but he went to go get tacos, he's at home. Yeah, but he lives with us. He lives with us. Yes. He's at Taco Place now? Yeah. In LA? Yeah. Los Feliz us. Yes. He's at Taco Place now? Yeah.

In LA? Yeah. Los Feliz is his thing. You like it there? I love it. Okay. I really like it. So then you came down and then you guys started

doing videos? Well, we shot the film, it went really great. What's the film called again? Love Machine. Love Machine. Anyone, you can go watch it on YouTube? Yeah. Vimeo and...

YouTube, No Budge. No Budge. No Budge. No Budge. And then, so everyone listening right now go watch on YouTube? Yeah. Vimeo and... YouTube, NoBudge. NoBudge. NoBudge. NoBudge. And then we, so everyone listening right now, go watch... Love Machine. Love Machine. Love Machine.

Love Machine. Love Machine. Love Machine. Love Machine. Love Machine. Love Machine. Go watch it though, Love Machine. Yes.

Yeah. Okay, okay. It is, that's it right there. That's it, this is the one. Kyle, let me ask you, are you a Love Machine or a Fuck Machine? I'm a Love Machine. I'm fuck machine. Are you yeah? You're a man stop. Yeah, and then I can go start right babe. No Why are you calling me babe? We used to date we dated for ten years. We're no longer

I know that years guys. Yeah, but back in the day when we were like, you know, I mean was he a fuck machine Was that fuck machine or a lover boy? No, you're a lover boy. Damn it! Stop trying to portray yourself as anything but a lover. I know, I'm very loving. You're a lover, but you're a sweet Christian boy. But in my mind I'm like, you know what I mean? No, that's in your mind, you're a sweet Christian boy.

Can I just say, I do rabbit style though. No, you don't either. I don't fuck rabbit style? No, you're a. Okay, fine. You're a raccoon dog. Wait, how long have you been not together? Two years, over two years. Okay, but no, he is the most sweetest, gentle, Christian,

missionary-style kind of guy. Long strides. But I don't think he wants to be that. But I don't know. I was just overheating on who he used to be. Yeah, yeah, that's great. So anyway, it's a love machine. Yeah, so you directed it? No, Michael. Oh, your roommate, Michael did, okay? that's great. So anyway, so it's a love machine. So you directed it?

Or no, your roommate, Michael did, okay? Michael directed it. You were in Toronto, came down to New York, and then you guys hooked up? No, so then we shot it for whatever, a night. Did you want to hook up? Great question. Did I want, did, yeah.

Probably, yeah. I think so, a little bit. Did you want to? Yeah. Yeah, there was a, yeah. I think so, a little bit. Did you want to? Yeah. Yeah. There was a conversation, so we shot it, and it was like, I had to extend the trip because we were just like procrastinating not doing it.

And then we kind of improvised the whole thing, and it was kind of like the first time that we saw we have a chemistry, like the three of us, a working chemistry, which is lame to say. And then we, you drove me to the airport the next day. And I was feeling bold and I was like, have you ever thought about me as more than a friend? And then.

I love that. Why don't more women, You were forward. Why don't more women do that? I think we do. No you don't. I think we do. You do, but you can't represent all,

you guys don't represent all women. Some. I think a good amount actually. It helps out. No, because hit or miss, right? There's always a gamble. What's the gamble? Well, how could it go wrong?

Well, I think you only gamble with the girl. I'm a girl, you're a guy. Yeah. Okay. And you're driving me. I like this. I'm driving you, wait, I'm driving you to the airport? Yeah, because I'm the girl.

Okay, yeah, great. It's the same situation you were. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. Okay. And I go um and this is I want the worst case scenario. Okay. Okay. So can I call you Billy? Yeah call me Billy. What would you in this scenario what do you your name what what do you want your name to be? Um Michelle. You're the you're the guy. Oh I'm the guy. Michelle. French. Michelle. Michelle. Alright so what's my name? I want to ask you my name.

Lailailo. Michelle and Lailailo. Lailailo. Very right. So Michelle, I just love here in Cleveland. I mean it's just like the movie went so good. Thank you, baby Yeah, anyway, yeah Delta is a really flying Delta Sometimes yeah, it's terminal anyway. I just want to do you think of me I? Mean more than just a friend like in a different kind of way

God uh All right already don't say go okay. Yeah, put me on the spot here. Uh... I'm gonna go with uh... Friend. Maybe friend. Oh! Couple drinks in. Yeah. Then we can chat about that, but um...

You would smash me? Would I smash? Smash is a complicated word. Um... I would... Would you have sexual intercourse with me? If you're drunk? Is that better? That makes it easier, yeah. I prefer Smash, man. Lelelo, you are an incredible female. You are... Oh my, already?

You are smart and driven and independent and I love your drive and your craft. But I don't think I have really thought about us that way. Wow, so that's your fear that he would say that. Kind of. And then what would you do if he said that? The gamble, you know the vibe, you know what I mean? Like I'm not going in going like, oh my God, like, he hasn't given me any signals.

Because it was that, us filming that short. And there was already the chemistry. There was something there. I think that girls are a lot better with risk assessment in that we're very detail oriented. We pick up on cues, we pick up on a vibe. Not so much the other way around. I think it's harder to,

I think that maybe it's a lot scarier for a guy or really sort of, not scarier, but. We need a bat signal. Yeah. Truly. You know what I mean? Like we need a Gordon to turn it on, man. Mm-hmm. Right? So let's put your arm here for a second, mean? Like we need a Gordon to turn it on, man. Right? So let's put your arm here for a second, right?

So this is a bad signal. This is what I noticed, right? When a girl does this, when we're like talking, like let's say I tell a joke, we're both left together, right? Right, right, right. And then the priest had a Mongolian. And they touch you like this? Yes, yes.

You know. I think the opposite. What? Wait! Flip the script. Because, okay, you know, I think the opposite What? Because, okay, my take is that when I don't like a guy, I'm super comfortable with him and I can do the touching and the eye contact. When I like a guy, it's like all of my ability to flirt goes out the window and I'm just like a shy, awkward person all of a sudden and I actually avoid them. So you don't give any going for it. Yeah, what if they give you signs first?

That of course then then sure yeah But usually it I move a little bit slower if I really like someone Cuz I'm scared a couple months before he smashed Yeah, yeah, I hate the word smash. Sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse. Or sexual intercourse.

Yeah, raw dog. Raw dog. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do love that move of sort of being like, hey, do you think about me? Because it's so sweet and put yourself in such a kind of like, okay, if you don't, cool. Yeah, even though I think I knew the answer, but then I'm like this where I will, I'm kind of like a little forward and flirty

at the beginning, because I think I'm like a little competitive and then once I get it, and then about two months in, I kind of become like, oh no, they're getting to know the real me, get super anxious, pull back a little bit Yeah, cuz it's like more of like oh, I'm fine, and then I'm like I'm not fun all the time

Yeah, I not true there. We go betrayed no cut when she said that what did you say? What did I say? I was like yeah And then it was like this dude, Yeah, yeah, bro. No go And then yeah, and then see ya safe travels. We had a no literally. Yeah safe travel Well, leave it up to her to say it before she's getting on a flight. She's like trying to make a movie moment No, I would have done Yeah, this is what I would have done. Okay, so um would have done. Okay. So you say that to me, right? And I would have gone like, I didn't hear you. Yeah.

You said it, keep saying it. Oh, with the yeah? No, not, no! Or the what? The thing is like, you know, do we? Oh, oh, oh. Do you, have you ever thought about us as more than friends? I can't, wait, I can't.

Ah! Ah! What? And then you. What do we, oh, what? I think you... What do we... Oh, what? I think that you're also trying to make a movie moment because in real life you would never do that.

Oh, I would. You don't even know what I'm going to do. You're leaning for the camera. You don't even know what the fuck I'm going to do. Yeah. I'm leaning forward. So say it again, right? Yeah, yeah.

Right? Have you ever thought about us as more than friends? What? Have you ever thought about us as more than friends? Why are you whispering? Have you ever thought about us as more than friends? Why are you whispering? Have you ever thought about us as... Headbutt. Passed out.

Yeah, passed out, right? Knock her out. Smash the car. I would go for a kiss. Is that what Kyle, you think? Yeah, except I was operating a vehicle. I was driving a car. So it's a bit harder to go in for a kiss going 60 miles an hour down the highway.

Oh, you said it while he was driving. While I was driving. It was like looking forward because they didn't want to, you know what I mean? It was like a little like, I'm scared. But then it was like that. You were like, yeah. But Kyle says a lot without saying much, you know what I mean? And then I kind of, the silence I understood.

We had an understanding at that moment, but that was like, what, two and a half years ago? And then we didn't date. What? Really? Yeah, that wasn't the beginning. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you said that, you left it hanging, and then you said, you know, baby. Also, we've never talked about this, but it's fine. Oh, is that weird?

No, only on Tiger Belly, let's go. No, I know, I'm like, this might be the time. Okay, no, no, no, we can. You want to talk about all this no no we can talk about other things. I have to fart so bad right now. Can I fart in the mic? yeah okay I'll she backs away. Other way other way. Yeah listen to the headset. Oh on the headset it's a gunshot my guy. The Vietnam war all over again. That's why we won that war. Don't remind me. I'm not Vietnamese but anyway um Korean but anyway but I was rooting for them. You okay? Yeah. I'm so sorry for it. It doesn't smell usually. I hope it doesn't smell but that's it. I'm all good. Yeah don't be racist. If I was Tom Hardy and I did it you'd be like, oh yeah, go ahead

I love fart my mouth Tom Hardy. Fuck yeah, dude. It's blood fart. His farts got a smell. Yeah, I'm Hardy He's in a good way, right? Yeah, he's smelling a good way No, you don't think so. What do you think Tom Hardy's fart smells like Kyle? I don't I just that guy's definitely he's got he's full of whey protein Oh, that's right. He's got that kind of green I know yeah, yeah Yeah, so then how did it so you so you so she says that you're in the car. You're like What'd you say again? Yeah safe travels. I've traveled so polite. She's just kind of fuck I'm gonna see that guy again right and then and then how long did it take after that? Well let's see you went to oh god okay I'm LA? Yeah I went to LA. I'm also let's keep in mind yeah she was seeing somebody at this time. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I met him in LA and then it was just like yeah, it was texting it was long distance I was going to like Scotland and Poland because my parents are Polish and

So whatever I was like away like we met at a bar. We went on one date We hooked up and then we're just texting like that was an casual cat so casual when you say hookup make out and stuff Yeah, just making okay. I don't want gonna shock you. Yeah, I'll go get you. Stuff like that. You're gonna be fine, Kyle. You're a real man. Anyway, so then. You'll be fine. What? This is nothing. Yeah, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, let's go.

Yeah, let's go. So then you were kind of seeing this LA guy. Actor? No, fashion guy. I know, because I dated comedians my entire life. Mistake. And then I was like, well, I should go be. No, you know, you know I was like well, I should go

You know, you know, I'm sorry no offense. That's the biggest mistake you could ever make in your life and I Can air this out yeah, if you guys want no, I think she's right It's no I think that if I dated a comic now, like outside of Bobby, like he would be like, Kaleel, what are you doing with your life? He would probably agree that's a good mood. Unless he was the most successful. No, but I guess he was dating an open mic'er. No, but I think that like comedians are a certain breed of- Of beauty.

Yes. You guys are all wonderful, but like hard, difficult in relationships and well may say male comedians male comedians because it's like the you know I have it too it's like you're a dick you're an addict in some sort of way to right can I just say something about you yeah you're a nut bag I know all right you're shot when I see you I'm like how did she stay alive all these years? All these years I look at you and I go wow she's never in a book. I mean my point being

My point is that that's what attracts me to you I was like look at this fucking eccentric weird fucked up person you know me so don't be like me fucked up person, you know what I mean? So don't be like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, me in comics and then I tried to do a fashion guy. Boring. Why? Honey, those socks you're wearing doesn't go with those eyebrows. It was, I'm so not fashion, I'm so not fashion. I mean, obviously, I can't even see you.

Wait, I actually do, I actually do love that shirt so much. Okay, did you, moment? Okay, but. No, and then he was very sweet very very you a duck hunter me yeah no okay oh yes because you both have a Midwest or any kind of kind of forest west I'm from Ohio where Cincinnati you been Skyline Chile never been there no but Cincinnati what's that sitcom? Anyway. What? Always Sunny in Cincinnati. Yeah, that one. Always Sunny in Cincinnati. Love that show.

Harry? WKRP. WKRP Cincinnati. Yeah, the radio station. Why didn't you just say it before then? Huh? I was out there drowning and you're like, and everyone's looking like, like what is he talking about? And you're just kind of looking at me with their dumber eyes going, you know what I mean, you're gonna drown. I didn't want to interrupt. What? Okay. You didn't want to interrupt the drowning.

The drowning, you like when I drown a little bit. Yeah. You know, you have peculiar eyebrows. Oh, thank you. Anyway. Um. Oh, you have great eyebrows. Thank you.

I know, that's what they're really like. Yes, they're like envy worthy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you guys all have're nice. Thank you. I know, that's what they're really like. Yes, they're like envy worthy, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You guys all have great eyebrows. Thank you. Anyway, so let's go back to fashion. You too. That's what I wanted.

You have good eyebrows. Dude, that's all I wanted from you, man. I threw it out there. What? He got you back so bad. You wanted him to talk more. And? He got you back so bad. You wanted him to talk more. And then he got you back by interrupting. No, what are you doing right now, dude?

No, what I'm gonna say to Kyle is that, thank you so much, that's what I wanted. You're welcome. Yeah. We'll go back. Anyway. So, fashion guy. Fashion guy.

Did you break up with him? Yeah, later. Yeah, yeah. So then because I thought we were gonna start texting, like him? Yeah, later. Yeah, yeah. So then because I thought we were gonna start texting, like after that conversation, I was like, okay, sick. I'm gonna like go back to Canada. And then I was moving to LA and I was like, we're gonna like start texting, calling, FaceTiming,

and it's gonna be a thing. Not at all. Not at all. We became friends, like more friend zone than ever. And I was like, all right, well, hint taken. And then, okay, all right, well, hidden taken. And then, okay, I'll go fuck myself. And then I went, then I lived in LA for like six months.

You were shooting the Hulu show then? So that's why I left LA. Yeah, so I was here, like had nothing, no money. I was just like figuring out my life. I didn't know what to do. It was like, I was here like had nothing no money. I was just like figuring out my life I didn't know yeah what to do. Yeah, it's like I was like 26 at the time and just kind of like, you know There's a ceiling in Canada and I just needed to get out and this for what we do in the shadows Well, we do the shadows I shot in Toronto when I was in Toronto. Yeah. Yeah, so they shoot it there So then I think like legally they have to hire some like Canadian actors. Yeah, well, they do that. Yeah

Yeah, so that was my first time meeting, seeing a celebrity, which was like Jemaine Clement. I love all those guys. Oh yeah, they're so fun. So nice. And the whole show is so heavily improvised. So I was 22, I took the subway there, and then all of a sudden I was in a room with Vanessa Bayer

and improvising with these people. For me, truly in Canada, my Canadian friends are here. It just doesn't happen. About Canadian comedians and people in Riot, I just don't see there's a lot of support. And it's bullshit. You guys hire actors from the States. And it's also you guys, because I know the standup scene,

back then, the yuck yucks, they would manage their talent, they wouldn't pay that well. And it's like, there was no real route to make it, I don't think, right? No. Oh. Oh. Ooh.

Ooh. And. Did you control your anus on that? That one was a bit difficult. Thank you so much, I've been practicing. Thoughts on Canadian company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Canadian industry. Yeah, oh. Oh, oh, oh. And. Did you control your anus on that one? That one was a bit. Thank you so much, I've been practicing. Thoughts on Canadian company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Canadian industry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean. Was that rude, I'm sorry. No, no. Don't be mad, don't be mad. No, I think you're right, I think like, you know. Was that rude, I'm sorry, don't be mad. Okay.

Um. Um. When you would go to Canada and you would see like, you know, like, Jimmy, Kennedy, say for instance, the guy who would always open for you at Yuck Yucks like he was so extremely fucking talent yeah yeah it's like obviously there's like visa there's a lot of things that goes into just like hey saying hey I'm gonna work over there there are a lot of barriers I think huge and the talent is insane look at what's come out of there I know look at

what's come out of there man I know. Look at what's come out of there, man. Jim Carrey. Mike Myers. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Gosling. Gosling. Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber. Drake. Drake. Drake. Hardie Next Door. Drake's penis. Drake's.

There are two different things now. There are two different things. Truly. That was crazy. What a skinny penis though. Long but skinny. I don't like it. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. What a skinny penis long but skinny I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, isn't Pammy? It doesn't hit the wall. Anderson Canadian Pam And from British Columbia. Yeah arcade fire arcade fire The band star how we man the deers how we went down how he's Canadian. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, it's really our net will have you met well, oh Bill Hader Bill Hader. Oh yeah. Oh wow. It's really- Will Arnett. Will, have you met- Will Arnett. Oh, Bill Hader, Bill Hader. Oh, Bill Hader. Eugene Levy, Kyle O'Hara. That's enough, that's enough. That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.

Seth Rogen's Canadian? Yes, yes, I'm telling you. Michael J. Fah. It doesn't give you nothing to do. Oh yeah, remember. How come these people don't rep it, is what I wanna- Nathan Fielder, of course.

They don't rep it. What do you mean, rep it, mean? Like they don't, they're not like Canada on my back. You know, that's silly to say that because I know that that they are you know, but they don't you but they don't really like What is it? I'm Canadian. What's up? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, that would be ridiculous. Yeah, we all know you're Korean. Yeah Yeah, I know I don't walk into a rest. I'm Korean everybody You've said that quite a few times Three times on this body already. Oh that I do do that. Yeah, you know, you're very intuitive

All right, I've noticed about you. Yeah, thank you. I think you would have been a scientist back in the 50s I think okay, like we would have been in the Oppenheimer thing. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's great. Congratulations. Anyway, oh So, um, you're welcome. So how did the Hulu stores So, you want film. So how did the Hulu story? So I took, I think it was like a thing of, this is like a classic thing, you leave Canada and then they wanna hire you type of thing. So then-

Canadians wanted to hire her. Yeah, so then I booked the show here in LA, shot back in Toronto. Oh, I always thought that show was, you came up with it. No. You auditioned for that. I auditioned for it, but they really let me do my own thing. Like I really got to like improvise and you know, do.

So a lot of those takes made it in and it was very much like just me and my sense of humor. And yeah, so that was great. And then I shot a movie like three days after that. Ooh, what's it called? Xmas. Xmas. On Amazon. It's called Xmas. On Amazon. Xmas. Preview.

Xmas. E-X-M-A-S. It's with Leighton Meester. X. And Robbie Amell. At Christmas, you know, Xmas. Xmas. With an E.

There you are, is that you? No, that's Leighton. Oh, that's Leighton. No, that's a gossip. Well, Hollywood magazine, I'm a makeup, I don't know. That's, no, no, I played Robbie's sister, and that was really fun. We shot that in British Columbia. Wow. Anyways, yeah, and then I moved to New York. Then I moved to New York.

So that was seven months ago. Seven months ago. And now you guys are on the rise together. Fuck, yeah. How do you like that? You think you feel like you're rising? Yeah. I mean I feel it. Yeah. For you guys. Thanks. How about you guys, you feel? Yeah. Yeah, I have friends from New York who are freaking out that you're on this show today. Really? Yeah.

If I take a photo of you, I'm gonna send it to some people, they're gonna be freaking out. Yeah. Like who? What? That girl, Hailey that... Hailey, that introduced you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Can I, this is what you're doing now. He's good, man. Yeah, yeah, no, you're not being good. I think you're being, you wanna have a little war. And I'm willing to have a little war with you, but this is what you're doing now. He's good, man. Yeah, yeah, no, you're not being good. I think you went out and had a little war. And I'm willing to have a little war with you, but this is what you do. This is what the kind of guy you're doing, what you're doing right now.

Like if I'm wearing a Motley Crute shirt, right? Or whatever Iron Maiden, right? And sometimes I'm on stage and some guy goes, name me three albums. Oh, you're that kind of guy. I wouldn't be that. Yeah, I'm like, Fear of the Dark, Number of the Bees, I mean, I can name him, but my point being is,

is that like, but they want to catch me because they don't think, oh Koreans don't listen to Iron Maiden. But that's what you do. I know. What? What? I do?

That's what you do. You've met your match. You've met your match. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do the same, I think is what I'm doing. Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's all good.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm looking at the mirror right now. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Wow, dude'm so sorry. It's all good. I feel like I'm looking in the mirror right now. Yeah. Really? Wow, dude. We have more in common than you know. Yeah, yeah. I apologize for even trying to make

fun of your eyebrows earlier. Oh, they were complimenting them. Yeah, it was a compliment. I would try to slam, but I get backfired. Anyway, my point is, anyway, really, thank you so much for putting me on my pedestal, you know, whenever I'm in my, keeping me on my toes. Yeah.

Keeping me on my pedestal. My pedestal, pedestal, pedestal, whatever, keep me on my toes. Yeah. Keeping me on my pedestal. Pedestal, pedestal, pedestal. But do you prefer, do you prefer Hollywood or doing what you're doing on the internet? Well, well this is, yeah. You can't get in trouble. The internet feels like cocaine, it's just like a hit and it's immediate.

And it's like, okay, great. There's like serotonin or whatever, dopamine release. And then I don't, but it's, I don't know. And then obviously it's just not as fulfilling as like making a movie or a show or writing or like something that takes real work. Which it does too. Is what she moved to New York for.

Me, Veronica and Michael are writing and working on a feature film. And that's why she came to New York. That's what her visa, you know, like it's all great for this movie. But in the meantime, we were like, let's start making TikTok. Yeah, it was like the strike, actor strike.

So I was like, all right, I just have like this idea. And then went into that. And then it just like kind of kept going, but it was like the strike, actor strike. So I was like, all right, I just have this idea. And then went into that. And then it just like kind of kept going. But it was really cool because we were kind of writing it as we were going and still are. But it's, yeah, I think recently it's just kind of like, it's definitely fun and enjoyable. You just have to remember that.

That it's like, all right, it's not that big of a deal. But when you don't have another job. I like when you teach acting classes and stuff. Wait, what? You teach acting classes? I teach acting classes and stuff. Wait, what? You teach acting classes? I teach acting classes. No, no, like you do characters. Oh, like in the characters?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It's a little fun, you know what I mean? Oh, thanks. Thank you. Another thing that I learned something from you. What? Maybe we should cut this part out because I don't want people to know the craft.

Okay. But maybe keep it in, let's see, yeah. Anyway, can you kind of tell what it is? It's a subtle thing. And it's like, sometimes like, I don't know how to pronounce a word or I get stuck on a thing. And then I kind of go, why don't you,

why don't you do quicker or why did you fuck, you know what I mean? But then when you do it, like you'll just make something up and they're like, you'll get stuck, but you'll just commit to it. Yes. That's what makes it funnier almost, you know what I mean? To seeing somebody like struggle with you'll just commit to it. That's what makes it funnier almost. You know what I mean?

To seeing somebody struggle with something and you commit to it is something that I went, oh, well then yeah, I do that too and that seems like the right muscle. Definitely, because it is kind of that thing of like, I'm dumb as shit, so it is like art imitates life where I'm like, I don't know that word. I know it's something like this,

so I'm just gonna make it up and commit to it. And then, yeah, I like people really just trying and failing. I think that's, that's the whole thing is real. Someone earnestly trying to be funny, trying to be smart. And it's just not working, but they push through it. I think there's something that's where my, the humor is for me, I think. Yeah.

You know, being fucking dissecting your fucking mind. Yeah. Yeah, can I also, I just wanna get this off my chest. Yeah. It has nothing to do with you guys. Okay. But it's more toward him

because I was not even gonna talk about this one, but can I just, I want your advice, and then I also wanna ask you why I feel the way I do, or if that's okay Yeah, yeah, I mean because you know me I mean we're gonna go back to you guys too cuz I want to know about you know I mean yeah You guys get married and whatnot or you know I mean why are you holding that right now?

What's up holding this yeah, cuz I don't know if I like this or this or what can you make a choice? Okay, I'm just yeah Do whatever you want you're right you're right I can't tell people what to do I mean I'm playing with it Yeah, yeah, I am so hey guys so um so This is cool You know if you knew the history of Pringles in this household you wouldn't find it so cool Oh, yeah, why do you think why would you think I have Pringles on it? Just guess.

Why would they be here? Yeah. With his face on it. You'd be terrible on a game show, dude. I mean, that's way too long. That's way too long. That's really long. I'm glad of that silence, man.

This is like the shape of your shaft. Ooh, close. Close. Not too far off. Close. In family food, we would give it to you. Okay. Yeah.

You get the point. Yeah, the thing would flip over. But it's like, I make pocket poses out of it. Anyway. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Make it up, get the make up. Okay.

I can teach you how, but. Mac and cheese. No. What? Wait. What? So confused. Wait, wait, wait, stop.

Bing, bing, bing. Mac and cheese. If you heated it just right, right? And you packed it in there, right? Yeah. Let's go, let's move on. Yeah. Can you not touch that while I'm talking?

Yeah, sorry. I just thought it was Pringles up here. Do whatever you want. I love want. I love I thought I was like, oh there's Pringles for us And then I saw the top and I was like this isn't Mmm Pringles for us. Yeah, this is a prop. It's a prop. There's Pringles in there if you want to eat them if you look at look at the wall there Elmer's Elmer's glue Mmm. Yeah, because I have certain like obsessive things and Elmer's glue, I'm obsessed with the company and whatever that stuff is inside there. I love it. Wow, like to glue stuff?

Yeah, or to eat. To glue hands, glue thumbs. To glue thumbs, yeah. To glue stuff or just to like, all right. Glue thumbs. I make glue thumbs. Did you ever do that when you were younger? And then you peel it off?

You peel it off, yeah. I like that, okay. So, so. You need advice. What? what you need advice we're getting back to that yeah yeah we're going back yeah yeah yeah yeah we're ready we're ready yeah we're going back it's not even advice because it's like I'm just trying okay so I just want to ask why I'm like this okay and I want to see if you guys are like this too okay so anyway Gilbert you know you know he's he likes the fancy she lays a clout wait no like Hollywood. You like Hollywood.

You like Hollywood. You're saying this so wrong. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not. I'm here to defend you. Wait, roll back. Roll back. Netflix. Netflix is a joke.

He was having a really rough week with all of the Netflix is a joke stuff. I just had my show yesterday. Great, he didn't have one. You didn't have your show? What do you mean? Okay, sorry. I'm sorry, is this the three hours of sleep thing?

My name is Bobby. Okay, go, go. My name is Bobby. I also love your nails. I'm sorry, is this the three hours of sleep thing? Okay, go, go. My name is Bobby. I also love your nails, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, so I don't wanna take it way back there. Be cut to, that's the context, my guy. That is the context. My guy, that's the context.

That's the context. Kylo, please, Ryan. All right, my guy, I'm so sorry. My guy, my guy, right, all right? They're two different fucking things, right? Being invited to like a comedian thing is different than a gala with business people. No, a gala with all prominent Asians.

You said you've always felt left out of, but they finally invited you. There was 5,000, okay. You know what? That's a gale, but you're rapid fire, let him have it. I'm on Gilbert's side. Give the context for Netflix as a joke so they understand. Okay, here we go.

What the fucking? So, Bobby has been having a particularly hard week because everyone seems to be having shows for the festival and He didn't have one and the roast of Tom Brady everyone was at the Comedy Store Everyone was kumbaya with Post Malone, and he just felt like an outsider And he was like I haven't made it and I feel really bad And so he like my career is over my career is over it's like Gilbert and Gilbert was basically like look dude like you're so beloved like are you going to this Golden Gala where it's this like one night of all

the biggest Asians you've ever known Ali Wong Margaret Cho John Cho Steven Yeun all the big very formal gala and Gilbert's like why don't you go to that I mean he's somebody who's also complained of not kind of sort of being Very formal gala and Gilbert's like, why don't you go to that? I mean, he's somebody who's also complained of not sort of being excommunicated from like Asian celebrity and Asian Hollywood. So that was a suggestion on Gilbert's part. To help my friend who was passed.

Shut the fuck up, man. I mean, I love you guys. So last minute. Thanks for being here. Finally, he's like, you know what, I will go. Let's not bother you there. You guys, I love how you spin it. Oh!

How are we spinning it? It's everything's factual. Spin city, baby, what's up? And then, so he goes to this Golden Gala yesterday, and then he is then calling Gilbert and I while he's there, just furious at both of us for making him go to this thing because he didn't know that it was a black tie affair. So he went with ripped jeans, some converse.

Iconic. And a trucker hat. Yeah, that's a good mix. Yeah, I like that. And- It's for reference, you can keep talking. I'm just referencing people that were dressed up. Right, I mean it was like a big to do.

And he's, I don't know what. There's no photo of me, right? Oh there is. Oh there is? Yes. So Weedy was there. Okay, look how far they have to go down to even get to me though.

Jay Shetty. Rene Rapp. Yeah, they're better than me. She's better than me. Margaret Chow. Beautiful Margaret Chow. She's better than me, yeah, yeah. The lower you go, that's a seed.

He's getting his wife and then... No, that's legendary. That's crazy. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. Go back to the other thing. I don't think you've been on that thing. No, yeah. Go back to the other thing. Yeah. No, you were just at the website, whatever. So this thing, right? Let me ask you something, okay? This is from People Magazine, right? Yeah. Am I in the People Magazine? Well, let's scroll, John Cho's on it. Yeah, let's see if I'm in the People Magazine.

Nope. I am not. So that's what I'm talking about right there. That's what I'm talking about right now. You with the Getty Images, you know also Getty, the bus boys on Getty Images. Take that off, I've removed my point. Why do you have a-

Shut down's case. You have a stain on your shirt. I didn't want to bring that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. So that up. I didn't wanna bring that up. All right, so that's one point. I'm not like- The stain? The stain, what's it from?

That stain? Yeah. Caviar. Or is that water? Tears. Oh! Those are my tears, dude. Look at how big my tears are.

So that's my point, right? Is that everyone, like Getty Images, everyone is on Getty Images, right? But when... The stain. Everyone wanted to take a photo with you. Well, here are the text messages that I received yesterday while he was at the hotel. Don't do this, that's private shit.

This was yesterday? Yeah. Kyle backed me up for once. He said, no, it was cute. You're like, I've never felt more out of place. Bingo. And I was like, are you not wearing your nice pants and jacket? We're the nice jacket.

And then you followed up with, Lisa Ling said hi, but I don't know what to say. And I said, say hi back, what's the problem? He just stared at her like Kyle stares at you. And then you said, I hope it rains. She goes, hi, Bobby. I go, la la la la la. Right, and then she kind of walked away. I was like, oh fuck, oh go, I got that, la, la, la, la. Right, and then she kinda walked away,

I was like, oh fuck, oh fuck, that was Lisa Lin, I fucking didn't do nothing, you know what I mean? Right. I think you were right. So here's- What's the question to you? Well now that you slide and you skewed it in that way, now it makes me look like a fucking foolish man, okay?

So can I have my fucking chance at the trial? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. So all that stuff before has nothing to do with shit, okay? All right, nothing to do with shit, you know what I mean? All I'm saying is that for the fucking, so I got spun out of control because Netflix had a pool party, right? And there was a gigantic photo with

every one of my friends in it. Whoa. Wait, for the festival? Yeah. Okay, when? I was invited? And then you just feel sad for both of us. I know. Okay, okay. I'm resonating. It's like everyone's there. It's like, I can't even think of somebody that wasn't there. Okay? And they're just, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. It's like everyone's there. It's like, I can't even think of somebody that wasn't there.

Okay? And they're just, you know what I mean? And you're mixed in with comics, but also celebrities. Like, you know, Chelsea Handler, Jon Stewart, right? Do they have like the big mouth like mascots there? No, what is that? You know, Joe Big Mouth? Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So those, Nicole, Melanie, all, everyone's there, right? And then you have people that have like 12 followers on Instagram that are like a borderline, you know what I mean? Right? And they're all by the pool. And I was just looking at this one photo and go, oh, isn't this interesting?

You know? Isn't this quaint? Isn't this, you know what I mean? Yeah. Right, so I was complaining, right? Then this't this, you know what I mean? Yeah. Right, so I was complaining, right? Then this guy goes, you gotta go to the Gala. I could maybe cut that part out, but you know what I mean? Better brand new, better brand new.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think they're gonna like it. I call it Gala, but. Jesus. Start your own. It's too much. I should start my own Gala. Yes. I think he should. And should start my own gala. Yes.

I think you should. And some of the like Roy Choi, David Cho maybe. We're not invited, Gil. You guys aren't invited, right? So I show up there and there was a cocktail party. I literally went in a circle and I went, I didn't see a single person I've ever seen in my whole life.

And they're just like, you know, like fancy Asians. Hoity toity. So good. But English. in my whole life and they're just like you know like fancy Asian but English no they were like that the language snooty ones right and I'm sitting there like a fentanyl addict. You know, like, why fentanyl addict here? You know what I mean, right? And I'm just like, you know what I mean? And so then I'm the first guy to sit down in the ballroom. Literally, there was no one else in there. I kind of wandered, and I, table 30,

and I found myself, and I started eating before anyone even went in there, right? And I'm like, I gotta get out, I gotta get fucked. I'm gonna kill Gilbert, you know what I mean? And I'm like, I gotta get out, I gotta get fucked. I'm gonna kill Gilbert. You know what I mean? I don't belong. Right? And also the tables, you know how closer, because the first couple tables, right?

It's Michelle Yeh. The VIPs. Yeah. Steven Yeh and John Cho, right? There's John Cho with the red. Because John saw me and he ran across the fucking thing to give me a hug. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You have friends there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a Belong in all this you're a staple in Asian Hollywood. I don't understand and

in Hollywood in general very No, go go go ahead Margaret Kamau Bell at Sukho John Joe. What's the problem? Look who's in the center Bobby Lee Bobby Lee The center. Thank you for. Legendary. Thank you for pushing me. The sun.

I had a good time. You belong there, bro. Right, right, let's go back. We're gonna cut this off. Okay. Now I look like a fool. The fentanyl addict. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did, it changed once I sat down and then they started coming in and then I realized, I looked at the little name tags and Margaret was right, so she's a friend and family almost, at Sucala, right? And so then it felt better. Anyway, I was trying to make a funny, you know what I mean? I know, but what's the, well let's ask the question.

No, there is no question now because now you already fucking, you know, now I look like a fool, you know what I mean? Just ask. Yeah, what was it? Come on. Yeah, would you feel insecure? If I were you? No was it? Come on. Yeah. Would you feel insecure? If I were you?

No, if you were in that environment, would you feel insecure? If you were Asian. Not even Asian. You're in a gala with all these people, you don't know anybody. Yeah. Would you feel insecure? Absolutely. Yeah. That's all I wanted to hear.

Absolutely. I feel insecure constantly. In your face, dude. Damn it, you got me, bro. Yeah. Constantly. What's up with this Netflix party, though? The pool party. Yeah, what the hell? We were in the constantly. What's up with this Netflix party, though? The pool party. Yeah, what's up? We were in the festival. We didn't get no fucking invite.

You skipped over that, check that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, let's go back to that. Everyone got invited, but I think we're in the same boat now. What's up with that? What is up with that? I don't know. Yeah, did you see the photo?

No. Pauly Shore was on it. Pauly Shore's on it. How did Pauly get in? People with two Instagram followers? Come on. Yeah, I was kidding. Maybe like 50,000.

But to me, that's two. Yeah. Oh my god. No, you're right. You're right. I know. That sounds like Kyle. That's elitist.

Yeah. Sorry. My bad. My bad. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got it. That's the photo.

Oh, damn. Zoom in. Zoom in. OK, let's see. Let's zoom in. Is that Lil Dicky? He's Lil Dicky right there. So all the way to the left. OK, so here we go. So Jimmy in, zoom in. Okay, let's see. Let's zoom in. Is that Lil Dicky? Lil Dicky, right there. Alright, so go to the left, all the way to the left. Okay, so we got Jimmy Carr, Shang Wang, okay?

Yep. Zoom in even more, please. Yeah. Francisco Ramos. Oh, that guy who does the ... Jimmy O-Yang, Ken Jeong, Atsuka, Moshe Kasher, Polly Shore. Sebastian. Chelsea Handler, Sebastian Maniscalco. And now Sinbad was there. Sinbad, Kevin Hart, go up a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Big role, right? John Abbotel. John Abbotel, I know, what the fuck, right? Delaney.

Oh wait, look. Yeah. Bo Burnham hiding behind the pole? Yeah. Classic. What? Barbosa. Ralph Barbosa.

Ralph Barbosa was on there, right? Hassan. Hassan. Stav. Stav, right? Hassan. Hassan. Stav. Stav, right? Heather. Heather up there. Is that Demetri Martin?

Did we say that? Yeah, Demetri Martin, Jeff Ross. No, not Colin Jones. John Stewart. Right, so now how bad do you guys feel? Nick Offerman. I now understand why I wasn't invited. Michael Yeoh.

Yeah, that makes sense to me. But you deserve to be there more than anything. I'm not just saying that to make you feel better. The back, the tall one? This guy? Yeah. He's from Lasso. We're mutual.

He was Photoshopped in there. That's not... That looks interesting. Some of these look Photoshopped actually. I just Photoshopped myself in. Wait, we should repost it with you edit. All right, anyone listening right now please organically organically and seamlessly edit me Kyle me and Veronica into that party. Where should we be?

In the pool. Zoom out. Zoom out. Zoom out. I want to see where okay wait oh I see this there's a gap right there. Where's it going? Yeah yeah yeah right there. That's us. Pony Hinchcliffe. And I want us to be like a little bit bigger than we are in real life like how Drake is on that album. All right there. Where's the gap? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there. Tony Hinchcliffe, right above Tony. And I want us to be like a little bit bigger than we are in real life. Like how Drake is on that album. Oh, right, right. On the CN Tower, and it's like that, he would be fucking massive. Okay, I wanna be smaller.

You wanna be smaller? All right, zoom in, zoom in, zoom in. Where Lanell is. Okay, that's... Tony looks photoshopped, too. Right underneath Nick. Oh boy, I'm hiding behind him. Yeah, go, right, see that little gap. Yeah, go right. See that little gap underneath

Yeah, see that little gap now. That's where I want to be like this like and my little head sticking out of there Bert Kreischer in the pool class. Yeah. Yeah Is he naked? Yeah So yeah, so just you know, that's the full part for me to feel better put my just put um Just edit me in okay, and that comment. Yeah, you see that comment over there on the right what love it Why are all the Asians together? What's up with that? Okay zoom into the Asians? Yeah, I love what are you I like what you're doing dude zoom in even even more to the Asians. Okay. Right? What's up with that?

What up with that? Just like Kyle said it. What up? Do that accent. It feels fun. Odd camera. Yeah. Well you could just follow me.

What up with that? Come on, go ahead. No, that's all right. No, I'm good. Look at what happened to Shane Gillis. He went out. Too early. Who's that?

That impressions guy. That guy. Yeah, yeah. right there. Is that his name? Matt Friend. Yeah Matt Friend. Okay okay. Is he big deal or is he TikTok deal? No dude Matt Friend. Talented. Listen I've known impressionists all my life Okay, yeah Frank Caliendo dear a good friend of mine great impressionist right? Melissa via Senor is a great impressionist right right Matt friend though I think he's a I mean if if fucking Frank Caliendo heard me say this He would call me and be so upset, but I think that that guy's even better little better.

Than Rossa? That's totally a little pressure. Wow, wow, wow. But can I just say this too, I think Shane Gillis has the best Trump though. Best Trump. Oh yeah, for sure. It's dead on. Yeah, so good.

It's so good. Shane. So anyway, you love him? Yeah, he's a friend of ours. No, he like, we went to his SNL taping and then we went to the after party and then I was drunk enough to go we were like leaving the bathroom I was like great job man. Yeah, yeah. He's like I love your videos. I was like what? And then I was really shocked like I did not think he would would like our stuff but that was cool. No, he he is one of those guys that like he has no like cuz he knows how good he is

And he also he could identify other talent and just be culturally cool about it. I just love that guy I've always been like just been I mean a big fan and supportive and you know You know on all those things that you got in trouble for you know, especially with the Asian stuff like I just I'm just like I maybe I'm just a broken Asian Maybe I'm just a broke-ass fucking Asian guy, but I just don't know when it comes to comedy. I just my line is so Far you know I mean so it's not you know That's what you know you could have done the Asian accent Kyle. I got in trouble. Yeah No, I can't I can't even get you to do it Veronica will do it

I'm actually busy. Yeah, thanks. We'll do a polis accent see if I can do even get you to do it. Veronica will do it. No. No. No. I'm actually busy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks. Well, do a Polish accent. See if I can do a Polish accent. Okay. Can I do a Polish? I'm terrible at impressions. I can't do that shit.

Yeah, I think you're great. No, I think you're great. I'm gonna throw some celebrities and let's just see if you can do it. Let's just see? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You give me a celebrity, I'll give you a celebrity. Okay.

I'll give you a first though. I like this. Okay. I'll go first, T. Okay, go. Go easy. Winona a celebrity. Okay. I'll give you a fight first though. Um, okay. I'll go first, Keith. Okay, go. Go easy. Winona Ryner. Jesus.

Very good. Oh my, my boy. My little boy is obsessed. Stranger Things. Yeah, yeah. Stranger Things. Very good. Wow.

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What does he do? Riggigigig it. You add information, commit, right? You know. Very good. Thanks. Woo! He didn't talk much. He didn't. Yeah, he didn't talk much.

He was a writer. Yeah. He's a writer. Let me do George Washington. Okay. Hello. All right. See, that's probably pretty good. Hello.

Four score and seven years ago. That was Abraham Lincoln. Just let me tell you. Bro. Bro. Yeah. I don't know that. That's what I was telling you.

I know, but what I'm saying is let me do the fucking thing. Okay. You know what I mean? Because you didn't do anything. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Right, so I'm going to do that again. What are you doing?

I'm just looking. Hey, state of the union. Love that. My dear citizens, first car seven years ago, there was a mountain, Paul Revere. That was pretty good. That's pretty good.

You guys watching? I like that one. Yeah. All right. How's everyone's walking? I like that one. Yeah. Alright. How's everyone's walking? Cleopatra. Yeah. There we go. Wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

Unbelievable so far. Thank you. The Pyramid. Bro. That-hmm. Yeah, fuck. The pyramid. Wow. Bro. That's it. That's it, what? So good. Thank you. And we're like, we have fucking, I can see it.

I have slabs of stone. Yeah. Right? It's hot, right? There's a million of us. And it's, you know what? And then you see Cleopatra and go see it. Mm-hmm.

The pyramid. And now I. Tsk, tsk, t tsk tsk tsk. Aliens, man. The inspir, you believe in that? No. Yes. Yes, you do.

You? Fuck no. Yeah, what do you believe in? What do I believe in? You believe in the aliens. They built those pyramids. What do you guys think? Something built them.

Maybe, were there drugs or something? That's what... Drugs. Back then. What do you mean drugs? Oh, right? There was something right slaves built them Where they were you mean because like how did we do that PCP like they were on something that? Allowed them to just work. I think they're here day after day after day after day. Yeah, that's a theory I'm sorry. I just said something I would get against that Go ahead. Okay, so it's not as if, it's okay, first of all, the pyramids isn't made out of like adamantium steel

or you know what I mean, or dilucidium crystal, some sort of fucking sci-fi-y, you know what I mean, thing, right? It's made out of things that are resources from Earth, right? Yeah. So, bing, number one, not that odd, right? We can make big slabs, right? Right. Right? Be back then, not that odd, right? We can make big slabs, right? Right.

Right? Be back then, probably. Yeah, oh yeah. I mean, it's like, you know, I could make a big slab of that, right? Yeah. So now the question is, how do they get all those blocks,

like precision, and do that, right? People are like, we don't know how. But it's still in the realm of possibility, no? Yeah. Or no? Yeah. Or no? Nobody arguing against me. What else were they doing, you know? They didn't have anything else to do.

Right, look, there's no lake, or they can go ski, water skiing, or nothing. There's no fucking TikTok then, you know? Do them scrolling. I know. Come on. We're not lawyers. What would you eat out there?

Sand. See, that's even worse than the fucking Asian accent dude. Oh come on. Oh he got you with that dude. I got you with that dude and we're not gonna edit that out I'll tell you right there. Alright you son of a bitch. Yeah. You're about to go on a ride on Twitter or X. Let's go. But anyway, no they ate more than sand they ate beetles too okay. Okay. And they also ate, there's a river there, so they probably have fishes, right? Yeah. Frogs. Yeah, probably.

Desert frogs. I'm very worried about their diet. Oh, because they needed the strength to build. They needed protein, right? I'm sure there's a meerkat. Yeah. You can. They're hard to catch though, and they're too cute.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know why I want an alien, oh yeah. Do you believe in flat earth? No. No yeah yeah why not why not yeah I have no scientific reason but I want it to be it would be cool they'd find out there'd be edge like what's beyond here we found out that it's not I know but it would be cool if for whatever reason they were like we found out that it's not, right? I know, but it would be cool if for whatever reason they were like, we're wrong. Actually, it's flat.

Right. And then B.O.B. Remember that guy? Yeah. Bob? Yeah, I remember that. He's a flat earther. Oh, he is. He's like, I told you. And he comes out with a song.

What are you going back to that? Someone hears a flat earther. Oh, oh, wow. Wow. There we are. And where? The net. Yes. What are you going back to that someone here's a flat earther? Oh, oh wow There we are and where it yes There I am right there. There's that state Wow, dude. We're there. We're at the party. Yeah, yeah, where's Kyle? I'm right house right there. Oh, there's Kyle Who just you just did that Alex Alex you just did that Wow Wow that's quick that looks great We look as real as that one guy yeah that one show I look like have gigantism

Yeah, like I'm so much bigger than well. You're you're also an amputee yeah amputee Yeah Also I'm an amputee. No way. Yeah. You could just be sitting. Oh, so speaking of amputees. Oh no. I know, some advice please. Yeah. Okay. So last night I was at the comedy store, did a couple of shows.

Went great. Great. And I was in the patio and I was talking to a young lady. You know what I mean? And we were hitting it off. And then I hear, brrr, right? And a little machine.

It's a guy, I don't know what the thing is. I don't wanna, you know what I mean? Because I don't wanna get in trouble. But it's like... Well, he's disabled. Yeah, just by me doing that, you know. Yeah. Right?

Just this. Yeah. Right? Just this. Okay. Right, and then he has a screen, right? And so he has to, with his nose. With his, are you okay? Right. But then he just looks at me and he goes, he starts talking to me and I have no idea what he's saying.

But I'm in a 30 minute conversation with him and I have no idea. So you usually go, yeah, that's right. That's a skill. Right, but then he, right? Then he used his nose to type me, right? And it said, sex on the beach. And he just wanted a drink.

But for 30 minutes I thought he was like, I'm a big fan. Oh my God. I thought he was going. He thought you were a waiter and he just wanted sex on the beach. Yeah, I thought he was going, you know, I love your podcast. Can I get a photo or whatever? Right.

And I said, yeah, so what Instagram you want to, you're right. And it's like he kept going, you know, I don't want to do the thing. I'll get in trouble. Right. But he was just like, you know what I mean? I mean, the way he talked was, can I even do it or no? It's hard for you to understand. Well, let me just do it and then we'll cut it out, right? Yeah, yeah.

Let's cut that. Let's return to laughing at punchline. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like that, right? Like no syllables and no, nothing. Right? And no distinct, like distinct sentence. Yeah. Or punctuation. You know, just like one wave of whatever that was, right?

But I'm still trying to like discern what it is. Text on the beach. Did you get him a drink? Oh yeah. I got up and I said to the, Ryan Mervis, I got make it super strong. Damn. He's not driving home. We don't know that.

Well, it's... Wait, wait, wait. Damn. He's not driving home. We don't know that. Well, let's wait. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Someone drove. Stop. I'm sorry. I crossed another line. No, I'm saying you don't. Maybe. Oh, I promise you no. Okay. I mean, you saw him, but. Yeah, I promise you no, there's no way. How do you know he wasn't in AA? What? How do you know he wasn't so eat so okay, so check this out he puts in with his nose Sex on the beach now. It's either two things a drink or we was to fuck me on a beach Yeah, which is and I made the leap of he wants to drink. Yeah, is that a fair assessment? That's a very fair. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I'm not gonna go alright. Let's go to Venice. Yeah That would have cool I'm not gonna go, all right, let's go to Venice. Yeah. That would have been cool if I did it.

All right, get in the car, let's go to Venice. Right, and we're now on a beach. I pull my pants down, I'm just laying belly first on the beach. Okay, go ahead, dude. Go ahead. It's like the drink. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, so, yeah, so. Well, what happened with the girl that you were talking to? Yeah, that was part of the story. Oh, can I, can I, so, um. Well, what happened with the girl that you were talking to? Yeah, that was part of the story. Oh, can I, can I, oh, sorry. Can I? He's recently made a vow to no longer talk about his dates,

but please proceed. We don't have to. No, we have to. No, she likes it. I like it. I don't like it. Okay. Okay.

I like you. I want everyone in the room to just, please just listen to what I'm saying and just be mindful. He's just gotten in trouble with girls. Got you. Got you. Don't say that. No, no, no.

I'm saying- That's pure insanity. They don't like being talked about is why we stopped talking about them, right? Yeah, I'm not going to get specific about the person. So I'm at the comedy store last night. Have you been there? Yes. Okay. I was there last night You know, I mean killed it to show. Oh, let's go Anyway, um, I was in the patio right and I'm sitting there and I do you know, I do my avant-garde avant-garde

Smoking right? Well, you know, you killed two spots. I crossed my legs like this And I do this with my hand like this you smoke every day or just like at shows Yeah, okay. I'm just asking. I'm just wondering glad I'm like la dee da Yes, like a slave master And so then I see a hot girl, but she's with a date So I go you know you know, I have a code of ethic. Like a guy code. Don't.

Off limits. Off limits, right? Guy code, right? For sure. But then I'm doing my avant-garde. She runs, walks, she talks to him and goes, and points to me, she comes to me and she's like, can I get a photo?

Right? And I go, yeah, yeah. I take a photo and then I go, cause she was gorgeous. And I go, yeah, yeah. I take a photo and then I go, cause she was gorgeous, and I go, you're so beautiful. Oh, okay. And she goes, she blushes a little bit, she's like, yeah, I'm a big fan of yours too.

Which is not the same thing. No. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a big fan. That hurt, that hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the time it felt like the same, right,

but she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're talented. You're nice. You're nice, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, thank you, right? And then the guy, he stood up and he was watching us talk and I go, maybe he wants me to go over there too. So I walked with her to the guy, right? And I go, what are you, and they go,

we're on our third date, whatever. And I go, well, she's, you know, congratulations, she's hot, right? And she's like, well, I'm not, she goes, I'm single. Oh, in front of the guy? Yeah. And then he goes, yeah, you can go out with her, because I'm a big fan.

Wow. It was so weird, I go, I'm a big fan, so I mean, normally no, right, but. Wait, do you like that? No, no, no, I'm trying to fan, so I mean, normally no, right, but. Wait, do you like that? No, no, no, I'm trying to like figure out what. Yeah. Do I like it or not like it? No, I don't like that at all.

I like it. I think I like it, I think I like it, I think I like it. I think I like it. Because here's the thing, it's like the beginning. Yeah. Right, now I'm not gonna break up a marriage, okay? But if they haven't, you know what I mean? Intercourse yet, right?

Maybe I don't, I didn't ask, but maybe they have, I don't know. But it just seemed like it was more like a nervous first date. Now was it a ha ha, let's just, you know, this is all a joke thing and we're just saying this just to say it but don't mean it? Or was he like, no, for real, dude, like take her out on a date? Or was it like yeah you know what I mean there's just... what was the vibe? I don't know but this

is what I did do. No so here's what this is what I did do. So I had already done a couple of shows but I had they asked me to do a late night in main room. So it goes uh because this main room was sold out. And I go, do you guys want to come and watch her perform? And they go, can you get us in? So we got them in, and I put them right by the stage. And then while I was on stage, I kept looking at her. Oh, what did I do?

I don't. What did I do? What you fucking did was rude. What did I do? What you fucking did was rude. What did I do? You go... What did you do? I was just listening. You were doing this?

No, I'm doing that. Now I'm doing that. Don't do this. Look at Kyle. Kyle, how do you feel so far? It's cool. There we go. I love you, man.

That was good, man. Could I say something about you? Yeah. If we were in Vietnam, you would do a force gump with me. For sure. If my legs were blown off, you'd run back. Yeah. Yeah, and I can't say that about anyone else in the room.

Yeah. Not even you, man. Your legs were blown off in that picture. They were. They were. Cool. Right, and then so then I got her number and then you know, I'm gonna take her out.

Whoa. And he stayed, even though. Yeah, he stayed the whole night. That's interesting to me. Yeah. Yeah. Do you care that like cuz you know That's do you want her to like you for you or you know what I mean? Yeah, cuz that's a bit of a Here we eeeeee AHHHHH When the ghost comes out means we're done, but we're not done yet. I'll tell you that right now. Okay, because here we go Okay, what the fuck you mean? Exactly what you bet Veronica. That's a really good question Really good because he is one of the few people that I don't think

Wants to be liked for him. He wants to be liked for the shiny stuff that he presents. That's why he invited them up because If it were me, I would That's not a good look. No, no, because he's just praying. No, no, tell me. No, because if it were me, you know, we talk about this of like, if I were dating now or like on hinge or something like that, I don't even or even like friends sometimes, not that I'm anything, but you know, I want people to like me genuinely for me. But in this situation, I'm so, I don't want to go in, but like, but is it, is it, but I'm sure, go ahead, do your thing. I might be totally wrong. And please. Yeah. You know, I do this podcast.

I do Bad Friends, right? And when I'm playing, I'm just not an acting part, I'm just playing myself, an exaggerated version, right? But I reveal a lot of personal things about my life. You know what I mean, I was molested. And beat by my dad. And you know, and so, you know what I mean, and all that personal stuff.

So I just feel like when somebody is aware of my work and they go, I love you, you know what I mean, that they kind of do know me. You know what I mean? Because I put myself out there. Now, there are some like character defects and insecurities that I hide from the world that you're very privy to, right?

And there's a lot of people in the room, right? But it's like that's stuff that you reveal a year into the relationship anyway, right? So it's like, yeah, go ahead. No, because I think I was very conscious about the fact that you would probably employ the whole, hey, come to the, when we first started dating, the first thing he said was come to the comedy store,

meet me at the comedy store, and my rule was absolutely not. Like you're driving to see me and we're gonna talk and we're gonna go to places where there is, there's no one else and we're gonna get to know each other because I knew. But you knew who I was. Of course.

Yeah, so my point is there's no way you would've swiped on Tinder if you didn't know who the fuck I was. But I wouldn't get to know you in the way that we did if all I was was the eighth girl who had gone to the comedy store that week. Does that make sense? Like I don't, I didn't, I already knew you were powerful. I already knew you were talented. All those things are attractive, but I'm like, well, okay. Like who are you outside of that? I have low self esteem. What no, that has nothing to do with that. It means, I think that your question is right

in that I would love if you knew that you were lovable without all of this. Yes. But. Oh. Oh, I love that. It's not real. It's getting real.

There's the clip. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Yeah, Arsenio Hall. Love him. But also, okay, so that's very nice. The shiny stuff is great, but you are so much, there's so much more to it. Okay, you're right.

I feel like, okay, I just wanna say something, okay? I feel like, and you're probably right, but I feel like the only way I feel like a girl's gonna like me is if they see my, like what I do. Because that also is a part of you too. Yeah you for all god I love you so much to both I knew I did the right thing when coming oh thank you but it's it's no I hear that cuz I'm you know and I also perform and act in is it good mm-hmm and do my thing so and I same thing it's like I would love

when people come and see my shows, because that is a part of me, but in that situation, I mean, I've dated someone that was kind of more of the public eye, and looking back on it, I was, even though like, you know, I think I'm a smart person, I was like, oh no, I don't like him because of any of that, and then now I look back and I'm like,

I kinda did, you know? And doing that once, I learned that, but yeah, that's all I'm saying that like When you reached out to her, did you know she was an actress? Yeah, I had like a regular video so you saw her videos. Yeah, but I was not I had like 2,000 followers It doesn't talk about I'm not about numbers. I'm just saying did he see your talent? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yes, and that's a part of why he likes her right and I feel like that's what I do And it's the reason why I swiped on tinder. It's because I knew you from mad TV. I found you so funny and That part I knew to be true

But now I wanted to know the parts. I didn't know which is not going to, which I wasn't going to find out in the comedy story. You understand what I'm saying? You're right. I understand the point. I understand the point. Yes. What did we learn today? So much. So much. I learned that, I learned just about the Gala, the Golden Gala. Thank you for pushing me to go. I had a great time.

There's more to come. I really had a great time. I needed it because I had to say, it got really a bad week of low self-esteem. Right? And so thank you so much, okay? And I tried to spin it into a joke and like I'm gonna get you back, but it was a gift.

And you're a gift that keeps on giving. So are you. Sorry. And what else did I learn today, right? I can just be myself. You can just be yourself. And then people can love me just for be me. Yeah, you're incredible Yeah, yeah, and what else should we learn today? You get turned down. It can still happen. It can still happen two years later

That's right. Yeah, what slow burn slow burn who yes You're gonna do a second season of the Hulu show. I don't know. I'm still like pinned for it all right, right, right, right, so I can't like do other stuff right now but what's meant to be will be and c'est la vie and we'll see yeah yeah and then um oh yeah I'm so sorry I'm so sorry that I can't do your show. Oh, don't worry. No, I'll be honest with you. Yeah.

I knew I was going to Abu Dhabi. Let's be real now. Let's do real. Be real. Go ahead. Let's do real talk right now. Honest the hour. Yeah, yeah. Because even weeks ago, remember I told you I can't do it,

but I can't tell them no, I can't do it, right? Oh my God. He was having a crisis. I was having a crisis. Yeah. I'm having a crisis. I'm like, cause when Andrew goes, all right, well, your passport, we're gonna leave this date,

and I went, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? And I looked at your thing, right? And I went, oh my god, oh my god. You know what I mean? It was a panic. So I was gonna just like, even just ghost you for our life. No!

Whoa! Don't do that! That was my first instinct. Uh-uh. Like I'm just gonna never call you, and then I'll just be that guy. Just not sure. Right, right. But then I found out, I heard you were here in town.

Yeah. Because you told me. Yeah. Yeah. Because my friends from New York were like, Kalyla, she's in town. And I was like, I texted him immediately. How did your friends know she's in town? Because they follow her and her magic.

So why wouldn't they't and so you posted that thing of you being in LA I think you filmed it in like a garage or someone's driveway or yeah our Airbnb drive yeah your driveway and she screenshot it it sent it to me and I immediately told you yes and said we have to have her yeah but then I'm like I can't because I wanted you to do this but then I'm like I have to tell her I can't do the thing because I'm going to the desert and I'm like Abu Dhabi which is desert right I'm not being me that's awesome no of course it's a desert it's a desert you don't

know lately but truly I'm you can see all kinds of you then they you're in trouble I mean they have man-made like oceans but there it's a desert yeah it's in the desert cuz I've been out there I go there's a senior yeah how long you out there for it like a few days one day one what? Why don't you stay a little longer? No, we fly in do the show we fly out. That's intense That is and I think the reason why is because there's no porn there You know they they block porn there Yeah, I believe I did not've been there, you know they block porn there?

Yeah, I believe it. I did not know that. Yes, you can't go to anything. Really? Yeah. So when I was up there, I'm sorry. I was up there maybe 16 years ago. I did a show with Sebastian Maniscalco, I told you.

Yeah. And Eric Griffin. And I remember we were there for like weeks. And I didn't know about the porn. I would have downloaded porn, you know what I mean? Because for some, I don't know about the guys in the room, like can I ask you a question? Sure.

Uh oh. That was the question. What do you think? That was the question. What do you think? Yeah, I'd say yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me ask you, I gotta ask you a question too.

Are you guys dating, married? No, no. You want to? No. Yeah, I'd say yeah. Let me ask you a question too. Are you guys dating, married? No. You want to? No. Wait, by the way, girls watch porn too. Why are we excluded? I never excluded you.

I never excluded you. Okay. I'm going to ask the guys, are you gay or straight? That's great. That's good. But let's stop being... Answer that. Do I have a cupcake in my lungs?

Sorry, sorry. My bad. So have you masturbated through your mind or do you need visual? I don't need visual. It's right next to him? I don't need visual. It's right next to him. I don't need visual. Yeah, I got the first one. What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't need visual. You can just go off memory. Yeah. So you can just close your eyes, right, and go yeah Veronica. You shouldn't do that. Whoa, what's this?

Yeah, what's this? Let's promote this really quick. This is our podcast. Oh, the call. Wait, who's the other person on there? That's us. That's us. Zoom in.

That's us with no edits, zero edits. That's him. Zoom in, what the fuck is going on? Zoom in with one of those, That's me like no makeup. The whole screen. Yeah. Oh, I see.

Zoom, the whole screen, I wanna look at the thumbnail, but zoom the whole thing. Go lower, go lower. Lower. to look at the thumbnail but zoom the whole thing go lower go lower lower oh What the fuck is that? That's us them. It's us. What do you mean? In New York. They're different. Yeah, I don't have makeup on that's the difference Would you like our nails to look like that? That's a really good one. That's a good one We did we did oh that is you we did one without this kind of thumbnail And then they were like we need it back like they hated it

But there's there's the one without the thumbnail and then they were like that's disgusting we need to find it Oh, yeah right there. That's the only one because we got a new we officially have a Room in my apartment. That's a studio. Yeah, you guys have a guest on your podcast and Kali or Bobby jump on or we would love that I would fucking love that my suggestion to you is because I just love you guys together is it would grow a lot more if you had guests. Really? Because then we brought on guests. Like, Chloe is our friend who's on SNL.

We brought on guests. And then sometimes I fucking hate them though. Or like our producer who talks, they're like, he needs to shut up. You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Our producer talks. You have those?

Oh, yeah, we do. That's literally like, that'll never go away. But also, would love to have you both on, truly. No, I don't wanna do it now. No, not so what I meant. Not so what I meant. While we're out here. I would, I would.

I was scared to ask. Come to the Airbnb. We'll set up our mics and my iPhone that we shoot it on. I was gonna ask you. When are you guys doing it? Can we do it tomorrow? No, not just any time next week. You're in town for a week? We're here till June 1st. Why? Oh yeah, we have shows.

I just did my nightclub show yesterday and then I have, yeah we have a show, the show. Yeah. And then we're gonna San Diego San Francisco. Okay, oh yeah, so yeah just text me and give me some dates and I'll do one of them. Who did you get as a replacement for you for our show? For your show, who should get? Yeah, who did you get to replace you since you dropped? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack Black. Oh, no, no. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey? Really? I would be crazy. Damn. I reckon it's called Jared Jameson. The Grinch, I love that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That'd be great. So I have to replace it? Yeah, that's how that works. That's not how it works. That's how that works. No, New Yorker, no. In New York, that's how it works. In Ohio, doesn't that.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And let me say, you know, in Ohio, yeah, listen, I'll make it up to you. Okay. Okay. I'm so sorry. Will you guys actually come on our podcast? Yeah, one hundred, dude, let me say something to you guys actually come on our podcast. But you know what? I do. I do. Let me say something to you guys.

All right. Okay. Believe it or not. Usually on this podcast, I usually have people I know. You know what I mean? So it's like everyone we had is somebody who had a relationship. Yeah.

Personal friend. Like a personal friendship, you know, with like, I was like, you know, David Spade and Jennifer. Oh, wow. Maybe they can reply. Oh, you know, David Spade wasn't at the pool party. There you go. And there's a lot of people that weren't.

Whitney wasn't. Whitney was there. It was there. Fuck! I know Santino wasn't. He wasn't. Yeah, yeah. I love him.

Can I tell you another thing that, and this is so fucking fucked up, right? This is a thought that I had. my mind I'm like oh the reason why they didn't invite Andrew is because he's associated with me that's how crazy I am yeah that's crazy Bobby that's really not true it could be you're my guy dude huh yeah, yeah, forever. But anyway, so watch the Nevermind, watch your show on Hulu, and then what else? Your Instagram, your videos, you guys are so good.

The singing. Oh, so do you play, you do the guitar, right? Barely. I barely play guitar. Because you can sing. She can sing, that's no joke. I went to school for musical theater. Sing something, let me see if I can sing too. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna repeat after you.

Yeah, make something up and I'll try to match it. Okay. Wait, Bobby plays like legitimately like great all the instruments kind of. He made our intro. Really? Anyway, let's move on. Thank you. I know Tech On on Do too. Um. I don't. Okay. So we just recorded a podcast. What? So we just recorded a podcast. Oh, very good. Wow. Recorded a podcast.

Recorded a podcast. Woo. Recorded a podcast. Recorded a podcast. Woo. You're kinda getting there. Yeah. Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. I can't be in Greece.

Because there are no Asians in Greece. What was that line that they could have changed but they didn't change in the live... What? The latest Greece that came out a couple years ago where we were like they have to change that line about Asians, right? But they didn't.

They didn't. What, they did another Greece movie? No, it was a show. It was a show, it was televised, it was a TV version of Greece. Oh, the like, what do you call it? The like, in my music box. So, have you guys seen the movie Greece?

Yep. Yes. Okay. I don't know the line you're talking about though. I'm gonna tell, so, I'm Korean. So, I was a kid, right? And you see this is so funny about white people. I love you guys. You guys are fucking hard workers. You know what I mean? And you guys invented so many things like the car. Thank you so much for that.

The plane, we can't go nowhere without it. And my favorite electricity, Thomas Payne. Thomas Payne. So thank, honestly dude, thank you so much for that, my people. Because I wouldn't exist without it. You're welcome. Right? And so, but here's one thing you're not good at, right? Is being mindful about full blown racism when it's happening.

Okay. Yes. You just, you know, so now that being said, in the movie Grease, can you figure out anything in that movie that I would have a problem with? No. I haven't seen it in... I haven't seen it in truly, I want to say 20 years. There we go.

Come to the mic, maybe. Come to the mic. Can you come to the mic real quick? What's your name again? It's Mitch. Mitch, Mitch, it's you. Hey Mitch, what's up? Come down here. Give me the mic. Can you come to the mic real quick? What's your name again? It's Mitch. Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. Hey Mitch, what's up?

Come down here. Come to the talk. Is what you're referring to like at the drive-in, like the trailer at the drive-in? No, it's not Mitch. Bye. See you Mitch. Come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Football races, bro. Mitch, come back, Mitch, come back. Why would we have, I have a problem with the drive-in. Yeah, what's with the drive-in? You don't know? I gotta go. All right, buddy. Yeah, yeah, Mitch, come back, come back. Why would we have, I have a problem with the drive-in. Yeah, what's with the drive-in? You don't know? I gotta go. All right, all right, buddy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's the drive-in scene? No, I. Mike, Mike. Mike. I don't know, I think, I was just trying to picture if there was some, like, in the 50s and 60s, there was a lot of race, I know there was a lot of racist ads with like. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kind Danny, there's like a bunch of ads like that. Yeah, yeah. Good guess, that was actually a good guess. Good guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves musicals, which is a musical theater. There was an ad like, butter, we love it.

Butter, we love it. You know, and people just go, oh, oh, oh. You know, we didn't have that. I mean, it's an easy to miss thing, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an easy to miss thing, you're right. Yeah. So in the slumber party, right?

Remember the slumber party? Yeah. Right? And one of the girls was showing, what's the fucking girl's name? Sandy. Sandy. Sandy, right? Her boyfriend. Yeah. Right? This is him, right. This is him. This is right. This is him in Korea

Right and somebody goes oh You're getting Korean like in a negative way Right and so as a kid I was watching the movie and when that happened all the blood from my fucking body came out of my body And I go oh, yeah, it is weird to date us fatties, a weird, you know, whatever, you know what I mean? And so they just kind of, you know, they never, so no one really thinks about it, but I always thought about it.

When I see little things like that, it's like, ah, that, yeah. Yeah, what is the argument though for keeping that in? Like, so the live musical was about what, seven years ago now? Yeah. Right. And they kept that in. Can you find that scene? I think I'm saying it wrong.

I don't think it's as harsh as- I will say Korea then decided to shoot back and they did their Korean version of Greece. Really? Wow, 2019. Oh, Greece lightning. Oh, oh. You're really helping him.

Oh, Greece lightning. Oh, Greece lightning. Oh, Greece lightning. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, Greece lightning, oh, Greece lightning. Oh, Greece lightning, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, yeah. Hell, Greece lightning, oh. You know? Yeah.

I love Korea. Yeah? It's my favorite. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I love, what's another Greece song? I don't know.

What's another Greece? You better save love. Summer lovin'. You better save love. Ooh, ooh, you find the man. Yeah. Anyway, you know another thing about Grease I hate? You guys put in some of your white shit in there.

It really scares the shit out of me. Like what? That song, right? We come together like shabba shabba shabba. When you guys get into shabba shabba shabba ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-dong, it scares the shit out of me. I don't know what it is, like speaking in tongues or something. Stop doing that.

I don't know, Grease said well. My parents are like, I fucking know it. I've actually never fucking seen it. What is that? You're great, man. I really like you. You're great, man. Anyway, so I'm going to do yours.

Yeah. Thank you so much for being here. You're not leaving because we take photos and stuff, right? Yes, yes. But did you have fun? We had a ton of fun. Thank you so much for having us. Truly, truly, it was really, I was nervous.

You were? Yes. Why? Because you guys are cool. And I didn't even know I was gonna do this until. Until the driveway. I was like, all right, see you. Well, I didn't have your number.

Yeah. You want it? No. Later. Okay. But what I was gonna say is that I just assumed you'd be on it because Veronica was in it as well. Well... Well, we're a duo now.

Mm-hmm. Which I kind of forget sometimes, but we're... no. She forgets. If you were... everyone in the room, if you were a superhero... If you were a superpower, what would it be? Superpower. Thanks for listening. Oh, the audience.

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