TigerBelly - Whitney Cummings & Placenta on Tap

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

We throw a baby shower for Whitney, and Bobby just woke up! We chat cricket sounds, wind dreams, new addictions, milk tokens, and Ice House drama.  Go to www.prizepicks.com/belly and use code BELLY for a first deposit match up to $100! PrizePicks: Daily Fantasy Sports Made Easy!  

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I'm not a Republican. There you are, dude. I'm a Democrat, baby. Insurrectionist. I couldn't imagine you're an insurrectionist, dude. I'll be smart enough to take my guns to the end of the house. Yeah, yeah. I'm home for an insurrection.

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It's a nature person. Oh, okay. Yeah. You know, you're conniving. Yeah. I haven't connived in my life. Do you need help opening your left eye? I just woke up.

What are you talking about? What do you do? You're gonna start to? No, no, no, no. It was stuck close. I wake up. You gotta come down here now. We're doing it now.

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You don't like the creep in it. I feel more comfortable setting my son out into the world than my daughter. I feel like I have to quip her more. I'm not women on the rise. Women are rising. It's just 265 pound rapist. Yeah, I'm more worried about.

Who's the 250 pound rapists? They're out there in the world. People are on a specific date. Why do they, let me look up and go. There's no rapists that are 250 pounds? I think they call it all shapes and sizes. It's pretty diverse. That's all, but a fat rapist is harder.

To. To rape. Wait, you're up so confused. I'm not there. Anyway, I don't know. I'm sorry. Why do you bring rape? Why do you bring rape? Yeah, don't bring rape. Wait, you're up so quick on that. Anyway, I don't know. I'm sorry. Why did you bring rape? Why did you bring rape?

Yeah, don't, because it's scary for a girl. That's the end, no grapes. I mean, with that, with the worst things that can happen, then it's just like, well, then, you know, my kid will get shot at school, my son. Yeah. I mean, there's a million things that could go wrong in life. But in terms of like, on their arise, I think it's easier to deal with a girl.

I know how to get, I love the color pink. You do, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like fucking, what do you call it, the... eyelashes? No. What fairies do. Dots. Ferry does.

No. Magic? No, the sparkles. Oh, glitter. Glitter! Glitter! Hello! Here, look at my nails.

Glitter. Anyway. It's glitter! No, but this guy. And then I woke up anyway. I didn't sleep well. You still dream? What the fuck?

What do you call that dream? What was it? How about human being? I dream all the time. What was your last great dream? The greatest dreams in the world. What are you, what's that dream? What was it? I'm a human being, I dream all the time. What was your last great dream? You have the greatest dreams in the world. What are you talking about? They're ethereal.

They're ethereal dreams and magical, dude. You don't even fucking, what you laughing at, man? Ethereal. I have the best dreams in the world. Well, there are dreams I'm in the wind, dude. You're being pointy. You're flying? No, I'm against it, dude.

I'm, you know what I mean? There's wind and I'm going toward it so much wind this way. And my hair's blowing about this way, but I'm gonna get to there. Oh, I have a suggestion for a Tiger Belly field trip. Hey, lady. Lady. I'm not highly.

No, no. Oh, yeah, you know, good thing. You asked me, good good angle about fucking dreams I start fucking talking about my dream and then you raise your hand go. Let's switch the topic. I Thought you were done. No, you think that's my dream just to win. Don't be mad little pap. No stop put your hands Put your arm down. You think that's my fucking dream? Wind? I thought that was me. I'm walking toward the wind. You think that's my imagination?

That's it? What if there was? What the fuck is going on around here, man? And tell me more about it. What are you doing, dude? I say things about the news. You laughing at my face. You asked me to put the wind in you, man.

You're everyone around here is against me. Let's start over now. What is it? Because you mentioned the win and I was like, oh, like, Nosecove, the Valley of the win, which is like one of my favorite movies. And then I think we should all watch the boy in the heron in December. Yeah, I think the boy in the heron and heron, heron, the bird. Oh, I like that. It's a high on Miyazaki one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you doing? Do you not agree? What? Back up. Sit back down. Field trip. Don't ever get up like that, even if we're a guest, okay? What is that?

Are we now going on a field trip? Yeah, let's go. No one cares about the boy in the hair. I'll tell her one second. No, no, no, no, don't even tell her. I don't know this don't even tell her dude What's up? No one is biting. I guess I'm going alone. Yeah, go alone Go on because no, no, what's going on to go with you? I'm gonna go together

So anyway, sorry, I mean I let's just like regroup because, you know, we have a guest coming in. I literally just woke up. I'm in mid-dream, mid, you know, I mean, day, mental state. So it's like, you know, well, it's not, it's not go crazy, but honestly, dude, you really ruined my day by laughing like that because you know I said something like you know I read something on the news. I was like oh my god. You know you say that It just really put me in a bad face. That's the face. That's the face right there. You know Well, maybe he's not a George is not your yes man anymore. He's trying to actually. Oh, that was that train has gone

Bobby's yes man. Do not even accuse me of that That great He has gone on, gone on. I am Bobby's yes man, do not even accuse me of that. That guy is on years ago, we can all get about man. He thinks it's above me. Oh. This is my company. The voice spot on. I'm being real, you said that to me with that. This is my company.

You said that one to me. Well I am. And I go, all right, sorry. It's the one that signs for everything. There's those. This guy thinks that he built it on his own. You know what I mean? I worked all these years to make this my company.

You worked? Well, I had nothing to do with the bitch. Started the bank account. Yeah, yeah. Signed the office. You do a lot, yes. Yeah, you do a lot. But let me say something right now.

Simon and Garth, Uncle, have fucking, you know, when someone did start the pancake, got two. But it's not called that person's name. That was so, I never thought about that. Think about that dude. I never, think about that shit dude. That's good. That's so, the best.

I'm so bright. You are spitting food all the way. I don't care about you. I don't care about you. I don't care about you. I don't care about you. I'm tired of it. You know.'t care about you. I don't care about you. I'm tired of it. You know. But baby shower mood, come on.

Let me see your baby shower face. Also, the theme shit. I hate it. Let me see your baby shower face. Tell them what I said. Turn around. What did he say? I go next time go through to me because I hate it.

It's not for you. It's for Whitney. I know, but it's dumb. It's like, oh, baby shower. But just good try. This energy is so different than what, your usual wakeups. I'm trying to figure out what is it that happens.

You knew what? I didn't sleep well, I was in the middle of a dream. What was that? The wind! That was the wind dream. Yeah, the wind. So you're upset because you never got to the point. You never got to the point.

You never got to the end? Well, there's a wall. There's a wind, I was getting to the, trying to get to the wall. Maybe there was a restaurant or whatever, but my point is that, so funny you fuck, you're against me too. Wait, you know what this is?

Oh, go, sorry. I'm interrupted. I'm so sorry. And I woke up and I was like, George, it's like, gotta come down here right now. And I'm like, I wanna sleep for about 20 minutes. And I come down here, you're not even here. I haven't even had any Red Bull or anything.

And now here we are. It was negative from the beginning. This feels like old studio Tiger Belly vibes. They awesome. His energy. You know when he used to just come in and arrange? I'm not in a rage. You said, I'm not in a rage. You're making me into a rage ball.

Do you understand? Like I woke up peaceful. I woke up positive, like ready to go. My day is in front of me. I'm gonna be optimistic and I'm just one foot in front of the other and I'm gonna travel east. But what happens?

I'm traveling north now because you guys are in the way. I wish you could see all the cross-saint flakes flying out of his mouth. I don't give a shit what you say right now. It's out of control. All right, so just for reference, the business manager was named as Mort Lewis.

Who did? For Simon and Garfunkel. And his name was never in the title. Right, is it Simon Garfun Lewis? And Mort Lewis? Is it Simon Garfunkel, comma? But there was an article about him when he passed away, so he must have been very important to them.

I bet you wanted Louis, so, But didn't go walk up the pall. Right? Yeah. And go, hey, just let you know. I'll split the baking. This is my company. You know, Paul Simon would have been like, you're fired. Someone talked to me like that.

He starts his own bad, more loose. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go, go, do your own. George Gamo. See what happens. Can I tell you over the weekend I was at a playground and I thought like, yeah, and I saw an Asian man who was like wearing a designer shirt and sweatpants. So I was like, this guy for sure knows who I am. So I just need to like, be nice and say, hey, yeah, it's me. So this son came over and like entertained me. And then he came and sat down beside me. And I was like, oh, hey, you got 824 on your sweatpants.

Do you work with them? You're like, oh, yeah, I've done a few things with them. Who was cool? I produced Bobby Lee's podcast. And he was like, oh, I haven't met Bobby before. But you knew who he was. What's that? You knew who he was. No, I didn't. No, no, no, the guy knew who Bobby was. Just had a nutmeg. He knew who Bobby was and he said first name. That's a win, that's a win.

He didn't say like recognize me or anything. It was like, oh yeah. I've done a few podcasts with A24. Honestly, dude, can I go ask you? We got to figure out who the guy is for. It was probably sunny, but. No, it was I checked in the car afterwards. I looked up 24 podcasts.

Daniel Kwan, the director of everything everywhere all at once. Oh, he's the best. Yeah. Because he's something. Yeah. Take that, take that, take that. For two weeks, don't ever go outside.

There is something going on with you dude. You don't even know what's going on dude. I know, you revoked. Your social pass is revoked. That's embarrassing dog. Did your kids play? And guess what? And guess what?

What is that like? What are you doing dude? What? Guess what? Ahhhhh. Autopocketed. No. I'll give you.

Autopocketed. Honestly dude. Embarrassing. Like I really am currently home. Love the shirt. Thank you. I feel like you're like a lazy psych. He's in a mood He's in a mood. You've got me during the pandemic energy Oh, interesting. I know what this is you don't know what anything. I don't know anything You really don't know anything and you know what dude. It's probably true. I'm tired of your shit, too By the way, all right I'm tired of your shit to by the way all right I'm tired everyone shit right so anyway welcome he gave

yourself things is that what that is what do you think it is what's going on that dude what's the what am I dude what's all what what what happy your happy why do I have to be the first one at the intervention? Did you guys stagger with the arrivals? Hey, baby. Why do I have to be here first? Anyway, congratulations. It's a boy.

Thanks. Are you jealous because I stole your clothes? Oh, that's what I'm talking about though. Get back down. You're jealous. Yeah, you're making fun of me. You love to rip. You look great. You're John. Yeah, you're making fun of me again. You love to rip.

You look so cool. You look great. By the way. I know other people that are pregnant, you look better than them. Oh, all right. So that's good. Are we in a manic episode?

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for the car. It's interesting. Interesting. I'm sorry. It's all good stuff. Okay, so you didn't sleep great. Yeah, and it's like, well, I woke up. I was in the middle of a dream, a wind dream.

And what kind of dream? Oh, yeah, you guys. A dream I was in the wind. Wind dream. Got, okay. I have five dreams, kind of, kind of dreams. And that was one of them where I'm like, the the winds going toward me and I'm going against it and there's a wall Okay, so you dream you were outside

Which is something you do like oh I see your a couple days ago. I had a dream about us. Oh tell you had pica So you had extreme cravings, but we were eating deep fried cockroaches in the car And you locked everything and we were like no one can see us collila and we're just chowing down So that's weird that you say that because I did recently Go to a therapist who offered me a cricket protein bar And I called the session early I was like I feel like I

Ready to head out she gave me a cricket protein bar and I was like I feel like I ready to head out. She gave me a cricket protein bar, and I was like, eating bugs. Yeah. Now, there's the theme going on. Yeah. Yeah, something's happening. I don't know.

Or crickets. Yeah. I know. I'm a comic. Crickets is the worst association. I made a joke. And she gave me a cricket bar. Yeah.

You're bombing, bitch. Let me ask you, if you were literally in a show and you literally heard a little crick, I've never heard a cricket. What? No, but that's like the cartoon. Like I have crickets in my house because I'm basically camping where I live.

And it's like taunts me. I'll like walk around my house. I'll be like on the phone with a guy. I'll make a joke and then a cricket. I'm like, God dammit. But if you're bombing you here at Cricket, I think I would kill myself. If I was on stage, I was actually bombing,

and I'm like, okay, I'm not doing well. These new jokes aren't working, and I hear, crick-a-kick, they give you glitter. They're sounding me. They say they're names. I thought the cricket was, they called it cricket, because that's what they sound like. Cricket, cricket, no.

It's like, is that? Is that? No, it's like, what are they sounding? That's a little purse. That's? No, it's like. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? It's a little purse. That's not how they sound like. Like Billy Highless. I don't do it.

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Bobby, I hate to break this tube, but you haven't bombed in 30 years. What are we going to do about this fear of bombing? And I know. Let's move on, Whitney. Let's move on from that area. Thank you for being here. And I'd like to bring up the startlick podcast.

Hello, hello. Are these like special croissants? Are these like Instagram croissants? They're actually really nice. Proof bakery and at water. Really good. Is this the one that's like a thing? It's like the croissants that are like a whole thing.

It's a girl I posted about them and stuff. It's a thing. They're very good at water. There's a chocolate chip cookies, they're good. Wow. Really good like bocadillos. Yes sandwiches. Wow. Anyway, we have a guest here today. She's one of my friends. I've known her for a very, very long time. She was on a sitcom called Whitney. Okay. She created this is so sweet. This is actually really sweet. Thank you for the little baby boy plates. Bobby, do you want to put your pin on? What? This is a lot of prep one into this. This is actually really sweet. Thank you for the little baby boy plates. Bobby, do you want to put your pin on?

What? All right, ready? This is a lot of prep one into this. This is actually your pin on. Is this triggering to you? Read the pin, though. Read the pin. That I have a new baby in my life besides you.

This is important. This is important. Read the pin. It's important. Yeah, it's to be. That's so sweet. Oh yeah, people really wanted me to be having your kid. That's why.

Why? Oh, that would be nice. Should we announce that you're actually our surrogate? Yeah, I can't. So obviously. That would be the most you guys think. The picker. Me and your surrogate.

Fucking purple hair. I think the fucking damn mess on the road 80s that he's here. The picker. Oh, there. I don't want it. Yeah. Anyway, she was a create two broke girls. Oh, God. Not for in the pit, I'm in there. I'm going to wear it. Yeah. Anyway, she was in, we create two broke girls.

Oh God. No, they're all the creditors. God. Spacials, gross, may God. They're going to do a special soon. Why don't you do one on? My God. My God.

Why not? My God, she's done it all. I don't know if we need more, just fill your schedule. More things are less than. She is amazing. What a multi-dimensional talent what a creator multi-dimensional you call me fat I hate it

she her body's in many dimensions we'll eat comic give her a round of applause that was such a mark that was a mark maran intro congratulations thank you for being here thanks you're welcome I love you anyway how, how are you? Woo!

I'm pretty well. I'm having this thing in like a month and a half almost. Was he scared? Yeah. Can I say why you're fucking it up for all of us? You make pregnancy look so easy. Oh gosh. I mean, I never thought I'd be the woman that was like,

I love being pregnant. It's not. I mean, it's there's a lot. I had to go on a thyroid thing. I had the vampire baby eats your thyroid now. You're a little hotter. You know what? Guys are in there.

You were, I was like, you're ugly. I'm really figuring out who's. I like a little bit ugly, ugly. But ugly is ugly. I see how it says, I look at it, I look at it. I'm figuring out who's secretly gay because straight dudes are very into it. I don't know what some primordial thing.

I think so too. Oh yeah, it's like all happening. Like guys are coming out of the woodwork. I believe that. Yeah, I don't. Or maybe it's because they just know they can get me pregnant. No, I'm being real. It's uncomfortable because I go, I go,

I honestly, I've never thought of you as a woman. That's a good thing, that's a good thing. That's a great thing. Oh, I agree, I agree. Because I've always thought of you as a woman. That's a good thing, that's a good thing. That's a great thing. I agree, I agree. I've always thought of you as a woman. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, man. You mean, you're a bad guy. It's a burn. It doesn't burn. I know, but you, I should, another one is Eliza. I got never, like, look at her. You know what I mean? But, you know, I still think about,

but you, today I'm like, oh, she is a woman Interesting. How good is it? I'm not being mean. He started it. It's so good, right? But anyway, um, we are you you must are you not nervous at all? I'm very nervous. Yeah But women do crackheads do it in the woods Let's do it in the woods. I got so true. That's so true. The whole thing where women get pregnant and they act like they're the first woman

to ever get pregnant, it just drives me nuts. So I'm not gonna overthink it. Like also, if you've been a touring comic, being pregnant is not that hard. Like I didn't know for 10 weeks. I didn't know for two months I was pregnant. People you didn't notice. I was like, yeah, I was like nauseous,

and tired, and puking, but that's just like touring the squash to one. Do you think that having as many dogs as you've had in rescues really helps with like kind of dealing with? I think it'll help with parenting for sure. Because you know you have to be like consistent with the boundary, like you can't let them bite you. What are you saying?

Like having all the dogs? You think having dogs the same having a human being? No, it just kind of trains you in a way to always think for someone else or for something else. Also, if you have sort of like dogs that have a lot of trauma and you have to keep them separate. You have to like juggle a lot of places. Ooh, for something else. Also, if you have sort of like dogs that have a lot of trauma and you have to keep them separate, you have to like juggle a lot of places. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

So make sure that this is good. Make sure, you know, when you're mothering, no trauma. No trauma, I'm not gonna pass on, so I can't do the story. No, what I'm saying is, no, I'm sorry, what I'm saying is, ooh, ooh, so when I have a baby, dude, I'll just let you know when I have one, right? That's the first thing I'm gonna like be trauma-free

Yeah, that's part of the reason I waited so long I really want to make sure that I didn't pass any bullshit on them right you have you finance you can do it right Private schools is there a trauma and private because they just do No, I think I think Catholic schools are proven to be pretty I think it's a great place to send young folks. Yes, so anyway, um, no straws, I just want to make a safe free trauma environment, you know. Because they're just gonna copy whatever you do, really, you know? Like, no Tim Dylan.

Which is probably... Like, don't bring your baby to Tim Dylan. Anywhere near Tim Dylan. Which is also part of that. I'm kind of psyched I'm having a boy at least for the first one, because like a girl, I feel like I wouldn't have... Well then especially to note him Dylan Sorry, I mean at public any

We call jokes But yeah, there's been some hard stuff like I had some acid reflex for a while like you just wake up feeling like you like blue Of all cano or something flex for a while, like you just wake up feeling like you like blue a volcano or something. That you just take something. But it's not about I have some varicose veins that are kind of rough, but there's something kind of hot about it. I don't know. I mean, my nipples are really big and they're dark. And they're dark and like bigger.

Wow. My baby has to see that. Oh my God. So your ariolas are growing? And my boobs are. Oh, whoa, whoa. That's like veins. Vains in them.

Juicy. Yeah. It's kind of whoa. And like veins, veins in them. Juicy. It's kind of cool. I'm kind of in the mood. Yeah, it's kind of just like, it's wild. Like it's just this shit that starts happening. Your body starts changing. It's cool.

Oh wow. I'm into it. Yeah, I just don't ever want to see that again. Okay. It's like, I just find it fascinating. I don't think it might be. No, you know, you look hot and I, and, and, and, um, it's very pretty.

It does kind of thin your hair out. I feel like I have the Ovan energy, but, it's, I think I've had a mullet for the past couple months. That's your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a lot of weird shit starts happening, but I think it's like, I'm excited,

like I'm excited about that this, it wasn't obviously why I got pregnant, but like, there's this clarity that comes, like I'm gonna tell a step program too, but a lot of the things just like the relief of bondage of self, like you're just not, the narcissism of just, don't you ever get sick of yourself?

It's just so nice to be able to like think about something else. I think that's why I won't want. That's not the reason to have one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but I think you'd be actually, I think it would really change your mind. I think so too. I think so too. You brought it myself. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, smoking weed in January. Thank God before I got pregnant. But I was like, I was overdoing it for sure. You're cold turk, yeah, I mean,

but you're sober, sober. Well, but I'm pregnant, yeah, for sure. I'm gonna drink again when you are done. I didn't really drink. That wasn't really ever made me. You're smoke weed again. So addicty to be like, I don't wanna rule this out. You know what I mean?

It's a door open. Because it's like, when it comes to, don't you find like that, when it comes to like mushrooms and weed, everyone's like, it's a plant. It wants what's best for me. Like, you're like, yeah. I don't want to rob myself of the plant medicine.

Yeah, yeah. Even though I was mixing though. My problem was I was mixing weed and the mushroom chocolates. Oh. And I went into, I had a manic episode in January. You remember? Yeah. And I had, my mom had just died. Grief is a motherfucker too. And I went into I had a manic episode in January. You remember? Yeah.

And I had my mom had just died. Grief is a motherfucker too. And I went up birth control. Ooh. What a combo. Wild. So it's like I did it kind of all at once. And I you know, it's so funny.

I didn't say anything. But during that time, I was like, you're a wild-eyed. But I was, you know, it's weird about it. I hate you say anything. I know. I do look at her. I would look at it. I just talked to you, it looked me up. No, I would look at her, I would be like, I think she's a wild-eyed. I would be like, everybody has a story about January with me.

Theo Fon. Theo Fon's like, remember when you gave me a beekeeping costume out of your car? Yeah, yeah. And I was like, yeah, I had a bunch of beekeeping costume. Well, I was a Seattle and some guy had a full blown, beautiful outfit on, like a $3,000 suit. And I go, where'd you get that? He goes, oh, Whitney gave it to me. Is that true?

A full suit? A full suit. I called you. I called you. Who was that? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I'm Andy Knox's husband. Oh, that's right.

Chris, that is true. I'm in Seattle, it's husband. Oh that's right Chris that is true. Yeah, I'm in Seattle's run of this guy right fully full blown I look that's so dope and he goes oh, yeah, I just was that wind is you cheat insistent. I wear this I love giving things to be I'm all you've never Nothing Nothing you give me nothing, man. And I called you even there. I called you, I go fucking you, and you get your poop, don't fuck out.

You mean nothing ever fucking piss. Oh my God, I'm gonna be a good person. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Ever, so don't ever say something like that. Fucking lies. But I love you, thanks for being here. Um, why? That is actually a true story.

I had this track that was like all these like tigers. Like it was like a knockoff of a Gucci like tigers and like big like plants and stuff. And he was like, that's cool. I'm sorry, by the way. I just went and do a thing and I thought, I felt guilty about it. Don't feel guilty.

What do you mean? We don't do that here. All right. Anyway, you give away. You're like purging some demons today. You're going, I just haven't fully woke up yet. You, you're, you're. I'm sorry, I'm loving you to sleep.

No, you're not. Is this what happens when you wake up? Yeah, I just have arthritis, you know. It hurts. Why don't you go on um, lipitor or whatever. I mean, that's for your heart, but you probably need that too. I'm sorry. Just why don't you go on the tour just in general,

but also what's the arthritis one? What are you just taking my eye care? And arthritis. What do you mean, Bobby, this... Anyway, you were going through something last year, and we were all worried. I remember people falling each other. Yeah, people, you know what was so funny about it? Because I also had never hung out after

because my mom was in a nursing home in Encino, so I have to go like, get her in the shower and brush her teeth, you know, like I didn't hang out. I come in and I would leave, but I'm not gonna be the bummer who's like, I'm going to my mom's nursing, like I would just have to leave. And so I finally got to like hang out

and I was like off-birth control, which for me, I know it's like not the best time to come for birth control. It just for me, it was like not a match. It made me so tired. I didn't realize how much of a zombie it made me. I had so much more energy off birth control. It was crazy. And I actually was prescribed Adderall to sleep.

Like, if you have actually- If you have it, it actually works. It has a practical thing. That's same with him. Well, that's it with me, because when I'm on Ritalin, I go to sleep. And then I ask my psychiatrist, like, what's that all about?

And she's like, well, some people have that with, you know. Yeah, so a lot of people were like, is she not okay in a she on Adderall? Like, no, I actually went off everything, you know, but I was smoking weed and I was doing the mushroom chocolates. And it just like, I did find out where some of the Scientology ships are now. I know.

We did, oh. You found her name. She's telling me, she's got this. She's in my trunk. You want to do them? You think she's dead? I think whatever she is, she's complicit and probably very involved in the architecture of Scientology. So whatever it is, I'm not like...

Probably in Hashtag. Lorda somewhere in a room. Peter's bird. Other than Scientology, what other rabbit holes did you go down? I got super into a couple unsolved murders. Oh, give me one, give me one. There's a bunch like on Native American reservations and cause you know, there's like no police really,

there's all these like missing women, basically, you can learn. And children and like burial grounds. And that, totally. And then the poison water in West Virginia, like my, I guess the mushrooms and my, my both my parents being dead, you get really into your ancestry.

Like I found out I had some like, command sheet Indian in my ancestry, found it I like half Jewish ancestry. And I just got like really into, like now I need to go to the guzzies. You're doing it now, you're doing the wildlife now with your eyes. Oh my lord.

You could happen to it, huh? I think for me, I already kind of have, I mean, we're comics. We're already kind of wild, you know? But for me, the mushrooms and weed made me hang out at the store and everyone I remember, like, Greg with Simmons, who else, Chris Spencer, a bunch of people, like, you know, Annie was like, yeah, everyone's kind of worried about you,

and I called Chris Spencer. I was like, are you worried about me? He's like, well, yeah, you've never really talked to me that much before. You never, like, you like, we're hanging out in the green room after your set. That's true. And then Greg Fitzimman's one night I came off stage and he was doing this really funny bit about proposal, proposals or something. And I was like, oh, dude, what about this?

And I started like pitching ideas. And I was like, are you worried about me? I thought we had a good conversation. He's like, yeah, but you were just like pitching all these jokes. And usually you're just like out of there. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, we just thought it was weird. You were talking about it. You always pulled the Sebastian.

Maybe, because I had to go- The Sebastian goes in and out. He does, Sebastian, Malascaco, doesn't lock eyes with anybody. No. And then he just, I don't even know how he gets out. He gets in and out. Uh-huh.

He doesn't fuck around. He gets through the ceiling. And now you're hanging out, it's weird. And so I think everyone was kind of like, it was just weird that you were hanging out. And I'm like, so you think that I'm crazy because I wanted to talk to you. And they were like, yeah. yeah, I guess that's pretty bad

that we thought, oh, she must have lost her mind. She wants to hang out with us. I was in DC Saturday. I just have to say that you just add this in. I was in DC Saturday and I was eating breakfast, as I do, as one does. As one is one. I myself eating breakfast and I cross the street

and I see Andrew Santino walking an old man. I'm not kidding you and I crossed the street and I see Andrew Santino walking an old man. I'm not kidding you, I'll cross the street. Like, am I- My thing is arm or something? Yeah, I was like, oh, what a, you know, it was like the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen Andrew do and I crossed the street and I look, it was Greg Fitzsibbonz.

It was Greg Fitzsibbonz. It was Greg Fitzsibbonz. I go, Greg, you know what I mean? That was true. The Greg was just in town. He was playing the Arlington graph house. What's it funny? But now I go, it's Greg, you know, and I go, he looks old.

You guys, you guys, this Bobby working too much, are we? I think something's definitely going on today. He didn't sleep last night, because I wasn't like his yesterday. Yeah, I get a little manic when I go to sleep. I'm not manic, I feel great. What are you talking about? Is that a shirt?

I think I'm in the pocket. Is that shirt made of Terry cloth? Oh, I just noticed that too. That's so cool. I know, by the way, I will say your fashion is kind of unmatched. Your next level kid from Stranger Things fashion. And I like the mono, like always.

Always mono, always. I'm always mono, I'm like, my mom does that. So I think I took it from my mono, mono, mono. I like looking at a pill or a bear, a gummy bear or something. Yeah, I do like that your hat's always match your shirt. I do like the mono chromatic. You always have the best palette,

mustard, rust, sometimes you blue, sometimes I do blue and the people go Oh, you're doing blue. Mm-hmm. Yeah, do you have a power color? I Mean my power colors muster. Yeah, I feel like I feel like I'm invisible I'm yellow you know I didn't get it because I'm not racist and I didn't go to Asians or yellow. So I'm really glad I didn't get that. I was like, he's invisible because of the subway.

I was trying to figure out where he'd be invisible. But I think there's some, I think Mosha's gonna dress in. Kevin is next level. And I'm gonna throw a name out there. Hey, Nick Yousaf. Nick Yousaf, all the good. Oh yeah, that's a good, um, Neil I think is really, I like it when people,

Neil, yeah sometimes. But he's like, I like it when people go, you know what, I'm gonna make a conscious, because I remember the day he said, he watched the Jimmy Ivean documentary. Yeah, that was a good one. And he told me, it was Jimmy Ivean was like 60 and wearing a hoodie or something, maybe older.

And he was like, I've decided no more hoodies. Like there's an age where it's just no more hoodies. And then he started going butting down. Wait, what is that age? 52? I reject that completely. Yeah, I think I'm a hoodie bitch forever. But it was like, you know what it is?

It's don't buy a $400 John Vardado's hoodie, because you're a hoodie guy. Just wear the aviator nation one. Just wear it. Don't make it look like a fancy hood. Do a hains one. Yeah. I'm gonna throw a name out there right now

that's gonna bother you that dress as well. Chess as well. Who? Dean Del Rey. Oh, Dean Chess is great. Every time I'm sitting down right, I go, if I saw Leather Jacket on anyone right, I go, what do you get to do? If I saw Leather Jacket on anyone else,

I would make fun of them forever. Oh, then, but not you. He looks great. He looks great. Because they're worn, they're not wearing him. Yeah, yeah. And they look, I feel like someone cool gave it to him or something.

He pulls it off really well. I think Marin does a dress. You're right, I was just thinking that. What? I like a corduroy blazer. Mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I recently saw him in shorts,

and he looked great. He's got a great body. Let's talk about people with no facial sense now. That's what I would like to do. Let me think. I will go... I don't rig, rigging room. I'm rigging room.

Like, where'd you go to get that school shooter or us? Rick, I don't Rick, Rick Ingram. Rick Ingram. Like, where'd you go to get that school shooter or us? It's... I mean, where'd you get that outfit? You're gonna go shoot up. The Gaza Strip. He does not know. It is because he has no money.

I don't know what it is. I think like, I think I was guilty of this too. I think you freeze at the age that you become successful whatever works. Remember, I had the backpack, I had the high-waisted bell-bottom jeans, I had the new-balanced Velcro sneakers, I always had Velcro sneakers because I always thought it gave me more time in the day.

To be successful, that's how obsessed I was. I'd be like, I can't wait 30 seconds a day to time, I sure. I got an Velcro with me. Maniac. And so I think Rick, it's like, I'm opening for Chris Rock. I was. I'd be like, I can't wait 30 seconds at any time, I should. I got an embellished girl with me. Maniac. And so I think Rick, it's like, I'm opening for Chris Rock. I was wearing this, I'm gonna keep wearing this. Well, he was a suit, right?

When he opens for Chris, right? Oh, I think that's just like his, you know, Avengers costume. What I'm saying, when he gets like his other alter ego, the regular Rick is just like, you know, I mean, Rick Gappy, you know, Gappy, you mean he got some Abercrombie socks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird. It's just like, you know, I mean, I'm very happy. You know, get happy. You mean, you've got some Abercrombie socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a zombie-be-homma. But I do feel like, tell me about Homma, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? The fit is, it's like two sets of pots. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to be like. I mean, Homma is swinging back around. Is it?

It was Abercrombie, weirdly enough. Oh, did you say that documentary? Yes, Abercrombie. I used to work at Abercrombie for years. That year. That year, they would have put you right up front. No makeup and no makeup, you had to be very wholesome, no nail polish.

I worked there. You did not work at Abercrombie. You couldn't work there, you were nail polish. No, I folded shirts in the back, they go, you're just thinking, hey, yellow, yellow guy. Do you remember, they made really racist for his Asian shirt, the ones that had the balls on them? Yeah.

Oh, you were like the night ship. You were the... I really get for a... So you guys know I worked out. Okay, so that's the thing they did, right? So like to basically, because they were getting accused of like... So what they...

I believe this. We believe it. I believe it. We believe you. I apply. Well, the reason is because like they were getting accused of only hiring good, what they considered good looking people,

but then they would hire to offset that, they would hire non-good looking people and then put them in the back. So they technically... Damn. Oh, you being fucking serious. I'm being serious. Fuck you, man. I swear on my life.

I worked here for years. I knew fucking people. No, I worked here for years. I worked here for years. And they wouldn't put any black people in the front I'd be real I'm being real So they couldn't get like a few of it because they were like well this guy works at Abercrombie Where to God I don't know it was a cool job

You did all the folding well that's why you have arthritis So we should get this lawsuit going anyway, I think we know why folding the fire. They fired me though. That was late a couple times. You were way. Late a couple times. Did you really work out? What other retail jobs did you do? My parents clothing store. Fashion gal. Nice. And then. Fashion gal. Oh, cool. And then I worked out. What was the And then I worked at restaurants out to that. Uh-huh. What was the longest restaurant you worked at? Any change? Rocked in Villa. No, I don't know change. I just did. There's a company in San Diego called Panic and Coffee Shop. And then I worked at the coffee shop.

And then I also worked at the restaurant at the time. It was called Rocked in Villa. And I really love that family. Thank you, Megan. Megan Lee, this lady, when she was my boss at Brockton Villa, she owned the restaurant. And I would go like, hey, can I not show up tonight because I have a spot somewhere. And she would go, OK, she knew that I had a dream. And she wouldn't find me.

She would let me just go off. It's last second. And let me do spots And I remember seeing her maybe five or six years ago, and I just looked at her and go you have no idea what you did for me And anyone anybody When you're struggling and you're on the rise helps you are you trying to get in my camera I just feel like he's my only ally he can hear you. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he like he's my only ally. He can hear you. He's gonna see you. You're all here. No, you're all here.

He can see you through that screen. I know, but I just like to look at him because I feel like he's the guy that's backing me. I think everyone's against me. Oh, no. Coffee taste gross, I realize. I mean, you get pregnant. Everything starts tasting really.

Oh, yeah, what do you taste? Oh, really? Oh, my God, so much stuff. It's weird, but also when you stop smoking weed, your taste buds start coming back. But like coffee tastes like repulsive to me. Now I've had to like go to tea. Like there's a lot of things.

You don't do red bulldoings. Comes delicious. I'm kidding. But come is supposed to induce birth by the way. Is it like swallowing? I'm taking volunteers, yeah. Really? I have a question.

When did that comes inside, do you feel the warmth? I've had debates over this. I don't feel interesting. I don't feel the projection of the... I feel like I might be projecting. It's projecting because I can help from their face or... Yeah, stop that, that, that. I'm like, I know it's happening.

Yeah, they do the scoot and it's happening. Yeah, I know. Imagine it. You see the pulsing of the stomach, so I know it's happening. Yeah, they do the scoot and it's happening. Yeah, imagine it. And there you see the pulsing of the stomach. So I know it's happening. It's like whisking. You need to drink a whisky and you feel the warmth. Yeah, the heat.

But your feet are so warm that it's not warm. I mean, a nice girl. What if you're like an escalon, a whole person. A nice girl will tell you she feels it, but she doesn't feel it. We're just being like, I feel sometimes like a pulsing. I'm trying to. I'm trying to.

I'm trying so hard to just not move her dog. Yeah, yeah. Everyone in it. We're just me like, I feel sometimes like a pulse. I'm trying to... I'm trying to... I'm trying to just not move or talk. Yeah, yeah. Everyone in it. Because a couple of times I've had to fake an orgasm. Oh. This is last year. Like it's just what too long, I just couldn't do it. So I'd go, oh, you know what I mean?

And was it where you dehydrated? The best organ. Oh, that's how I do it. You're just, yeah. I'm not a good actor. But yeah, when it be good. But what did she take it personally? Because you know there's no coming out of you.

I mean, she would have known. She would know. If I come inside her and she doesn't feel the war, I think she said, but when you stand up, you would have come drip out. She would know that that's so beautiful. It's in the dark. Do you think anyone wants it?

We can love it. Can we know when it drips out? Because we have to sit over a toilet and wait for it to drip out. But I will say this, you can use this as an excuse. Like Dr. Drew doesn't have his prostate anymore. I was just talking to someone about this, but doesn't. He has ghost come. It's just like a powdered poof or there's some liquid.

So the orgasm is the same, but there's actually no liquid because the prostate is what produces the fluid. But the sperm is in the ball, right? It's where it's made. Okay, what's in it? I think most of what the sperm comes in, like the liquid that actually projects out most is the trombone.

But what's in his balls then, right now? Currently. Out in Pasadena, what's in his balls? I think like, that's the testicle-making machinery. Testicle, no, sperm-making machinery. But there's just no sperm being generated. Okay, got it.

Because I think the prostate produces the fluid to fight the acidity of the vagina. So you have to tell her that you was a cancer. If you have to tell her, you had your prostate removed. It's a poisonous place, huh? What? Yes, it is.

I've slept with a guy who was like, I'm just so dehydrated, I'm probably not gonna cut. Like, I didn't take it too personally. He didn't. No, I don't say that. I just, I can't get into, it's easy. She knows you didn't. She knows you didn't.

Just say you didn't. How do you know? Because when you stand up, she would feel the com drip down her leg or when she wipes her pussy afterwards, it'd be way slippery or. No, but this is what I do. See, this is where you don't even know.

Just so you have dick arthritis. No, what I do What I do is I not right. I don't pull out right away. Okay, we talk So you go you do the face good show Regardless of how I put up with succession Right and they go, what? Right, and I go, the boys, I know it sounds like, you know what I mean, it's like a superhero show, but the boys is really like comedy driven.

I think a really good show. Oh, and she forgets about the dripage. Mm-hmm. Nice. When it goes to wipe, she'll still know. If you're laying down for a half hour, she'll still know. She'll know. It won't be slippery enough.

But here's another thing I say, which is great. And this is what's great. I say, and maybe because there, you know, there's, what, what? Don't say it. What? Bright? No.

Anyway, they're just, I don't, I don't. Oh, I'm so sick. But do you think in your heart, in your heart of hearts, though, do you think you just couldn't come no matter what? That night, and it wasn't about her or was it? Why can't come it in general? Okay, when you're drinking off. Yeah, it's a big thing. I give up now. I think you can't come in general. You can't I get a really I can stay

A wrecked for hours. I put a curse on his dick. I put a curse on my dick. You really? I feel a peanut. I did. Yeah, but anyway, like every once in a while I can, but um, but you can't climb, orgasm at all are just harder to come. Cause you're just, it takes me forever. Okay. Well, what I'm saying is I tell them I go, since I'm older, right?

Sometimes nothing comes out. I'm not, they're like, really? What's the most, if you're like, the most go-to way that you will come? What do you mean? I have to do this. I have to pinch my two fingers and my thumb hard around right under the head. This is the head, right?

What are you watching? I just watched this Brennan's Stimpy cartoons. No, I'm not watching porn. Well, what kind of porn? Gotta check out pregnancy porn, by the way. Really? Oh yeah, one thing. So on chatterbait, I go on the sites where the women

just like, they spray milk onto the camera and I'm just giving tokens non-stop. Whoa! It's very fun. I'm like, it doesn't exist in the room too. It's just you and her. Yeah, that's cool. But so she's got fun. I'm like, like, Mason in the room too. It's just you and her. Yeah, it's cool. But so she's got a baby somewhere that's not getting this milk?

Probably. I wonder if it's something. Does that mean it's a surrogate or a- That her, she's like a wet nurse or- Could you ask her to send it to me? Is milk cake- I have fake boobs. Is milk coming out now?

No. When does it come out? When does that open? It is so wide. I think it starts as soon as you give birth, basically. Do do my nose exactly? Can I get a shot glass of it or no? If you want it and I mean it's sweet. I want to you know what I want to take a shot glass of your milk. I wish to do that. That'd be real. I'm fine. Yeah. We're in a little shot glass on the street. Yeah. I'm going to eat a chaser because it's the um uh like regular milk.

Regular milk. Regular milk. Common chaser. Let's see this on a moment, how? Yeah. Yeah. Like do people drink colostrum to boost their immune system? People, there's powdered colostrum. What the woman produces in the early days right after she gives birth and it's supposed to have vertical immunity for the baby.

If your baby has an eye infection, you just put colostrum on it and it heals it right away. It's like a super serum, essentially. But I've been taking it to make your hair thicker, like it's kind of supposed to be amazing for you. Not eating my placenta, but you can have that. But out the tap, like do husbands do that? Most guys that I've talked to, because I stopped talking to women about what happens

to their bodies during childbirth, because they're just unreliable narrators. Men say they've all tasted the breast milk and that it's delicious, and they all say you're vagina pretty much goes exactly back. Yeah, I hear that. Yeah, that was my biggest word. You know, I was worried about that too. I'm like, I'm seeing somebody, you know,

and she had a baby. But John is great. Yeah, yeah, no, it goes all the way back. It's like great. All goes back. I can't feel anything when I'm down there, but it's great. I can't.

No, it feels normal. You know, regular, whatever. The day the best, the best. And this is- Oh, I didn't there, but it's great. Actually, no feels normal. You know, regular, whatever. The day of the best, the best. I didn't work at Abercrombie. We're, what? I feel like I'm on high. And I feel guilty about it. I feel guilty about it.

Sorry. Are we? Do you feel like you're in a little bit of a rum spring out right now? Do you feel like you're kind of like came out of a relationship dating someone new and you're kind of just like. Yeah, I think so. I don't know what that term is. You might have too many options and too much success. No, you know, I'll tell you this, it's you know what you realize is this that it's not that big of a deal.

Being successful. No, getting laid and so. It's like, you know, it's almost, you know, you do it for a while like in the beginning when we got, you know, we're together for 10 years. Yeah. I was like, they go, go under the free world, be wild, right? And I was up to, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, you're like, oh, you pull the spurs down, you go, I don't go back and play video games. Yeah. It's not that big of a deal. I think we do well in relationships.

I'm a relationship guy. Yeah, I'm sorry. I am. I am. I mean, you're a relationship person too, I think. I think it's good for us. I think it's like we're kind of like, left our own devices, maybe just have too many

temptations or opportunities. Yeah, yeah. You know what my new kink is? Yes, who? Getting married. You want to do it? I'm into it. I want to be a wife.

I want to be someone's wife and keep the house and handle shit. This just come up when you got pregnant. Interesting. I always knew, I'm going to get pregnant at 40. I always knew that. We talked about that get pregnant at 40. I always knew that. We talked about that on Trash Tuesday. And I think now that I've accomplished most of my goals professionally, it's not gonna feel like,

I'm just, you know, I have to be someone's wife so that, because the man, like, I just, it's an active choice. Can I propose an idea? Kind of like a kink. Proposed to me, yes. No, I'm not gonna propose to you. I'm not gonna propose you, but if I was your husband

and I go and you said yes, would you go with this idea? Uh-huh. We sleep in two different bedrooms. I've never slept in a bed with a man for 12 years now. Really? Can't do it. I got a California, or I'm sorry, I got a Wyoming king bed. Yeah, yeah.

California plus a twin. Yeah. Still too hard. It's just, I can't sleep in the same bed with somebody. Dude, what do you think it, what is it though? Is it just that either they're moving or they're like, a couple things. Number one, I just think it makes everything less sexy.

Like if you have the ability to sleep in separate rooms, I've got, I like to sleep with the dogs, I get up in the middle of the night sometimes. I don't want to feel like I'm waking you up. Our hours are a little bit crazy. It's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, I think to me that's like, I'm doing this because I love you.

Sometimes I'll like sneak into your bed and like fuck you in the middle of the night if you don't have to get up early. But like most people get up at six. I, if I go to bed at- Sarah Highland when I, you know, when I dated her. I told you to the other room we used to think used to park as.

I got our bed, I go sleep in there and for like too much into it, she's like, I can't do this. It's just too precious, it's sleep is just too precious. But why are you like that? A lot of women aren't. I grew up in an alcoholic home and was most- No, but that makes sense to me.

Yeah. It doesn't especially if you have opposite schedules. Like, I wish we had done that sooner. I don't want to feel shame for having to get up and pee five times before bed. Sometimes I get up and I put in on my shit. Like, I just don't want to feel like I'm keeping stuff like up, up, walking on eggshells.

Because sometimes I'll just lie there and be like, I'm going to wake him up if I get up. I don't want to roll over. Like, what do you know what I mean? Or holding our fart. Like, how long do I have to hold the fart in? No, no, make him up if I get up. I don't wanna roll over. Like what do you know what I mean? Or holding our fart. Like how long do I have to hold the fart in? No, I'm gonna do that if I have your problem. You know in the beginning though,

because I've been- I'm a fart holder too. I've slept with a couple of girls recently. Yeah. Over night. Holding Farts, oh my God. Oh my God, the worst. You didn't burst your bubble though.

And then I had to do my hands and slowly do this. It's steep, slowly sleep. Now can I brush your bubble? When you're deep asleep, Bobby, you fart all night. Long. Oh, no. The fart towel, Sebastian. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I think it's still sexy and fun to be like, okay, it's Saturday night, like if you've had a nettle or whatever, and we can sleep in the same bed, or just fall asleep together, and then I'll sneak into the other room. Yeah, I'm not like a psycho about it, but I cool. Howard and Beth Stern, they say the secret to their relationship, which is now 20 years,

is separate bathrooms. I mean, they sleep together, but separate bathrooms. See, that's what I want. Separate bathrooms for sure is a huge thing. Yeah, okay, here's, everyone listening. This is my, this is what I want, my dream situation. Let's go, pitch it. Put it out there.

Okay, two different bedrooms, okay. Okay, okay. You don't say shit ever about how long I'm playing video games. What's your big video game right now? What's your video game? Starfield. Okay, nice. Not nothing, like don't walk into the room and shake your head.

Right, don't pow. No, I'm in the video games. Good. Be cool about it. I, if I even if I would play for three days without eating, right? No, it doesn't. Okay, so I'll give you a fuck.

What if you die? I die then, I die. I die, I die. Can I die? Fine. Can I tell you something about the video game, like younger guys playing video games? Yeah.

They are obsessed with like honor and rescuing the woman. Yeah. And I am into video game guys. Yeah. That's not apply. Okay. I play farming. Yeah, farming simulation. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I want to fight a dragon? No. You know what I mean?

I know what video games you were talking about. My point is, so that's one, sleep on seven roads. Never complain about my video games. Okay. And also, You think sometimes though you do use video games to check out and avoid a relationship. 100%.

Okay, just put your name. Yeah, yeah. Bingo. I can see myself doing that. I mean, I know, okay, I'm see myself doing I mean I know And the third thing is I'm just in the market for a new addiction I'm wondering is it is good I mean I'm aware of what it is I know what it is it's like a secondary addiction Yeah, escaping gives me dopamine hits did you ever do dungeons and dragons?

It's a younger person. Yeah, it's a kid. Yeah, but not No, because you know, I don't have that much of an imagination and make up this story. Make up in your mind and visualize and stuff. I'm not more like, what's wrong? I was thinking maybe just don't live together. Might be the perfect scenario for you. No, live close. No, and like a calm. I want to sell you around. Okay. Okay. I mean, I want to still see you. I want to eat dinner with you. Yeah, yeah. You know what me? But it's like, what's the third thing? Well, I like the idea of me. It's interdependent instead of codependent being able to be independent with people to me. That is intimacy.

I'm just going to be playing video games for seven hours. And like if there's something urgent or I just think the key is sometimes going like, Hey, these next couple days, I'm probably just going to check out a little bit if that's okay. But that only works if her love language isn't shared experiences. Because that's a hard thing for you to do. Like to ask you share. What do you mean?

Like maybe it's something she enjoys and you don't necessarily enjoy, but you commit to it anyway. But with 18 hours a day of video games, you can do that. I understand, right. You know, like. But yeah, no, I think that we are not great at fun stuff. Like that is, but we're also the people

that when you do take us to fun stuff, we're like, I mean, what's the big, we have to like roast everything and make fun of everything. So I'm sort of like, why don't you just go with your friends because if I go, I would, I just want to go. We're so like minded. I love you so much. That is so true.

That's something I learned very quickly when trying to do shared experiences with him is that he would almost make it worse. Yeah, like the whole time he was just bitching. That's our thing. At some point, like I would blow up and be like, why the fuck are you even here? And so I learned then that I would go out with my friends.

But you have to understand, by me being there, is a miracle. Yeah, yeah. Straight from having baby, you know? Like I can't even believe my audience in the mountain. But whatever it might be. Yeah, I would get super emo. I'd be like, we need to be making memory.

Oh, remember what that would be? Like, somebody didn't see, hasn't seen snow. I forgot what it was. Tools, right? So we're out, yeah, we're out in Big Bear watching snow. Yeah, she never seen snow. I know, but imagine me driving to the mountain to see fucking snow.

I've seen the movies, lady. And the big pairs where you go to realize. I know but imagine me driving to the mountain to see fucking snow I've seen the movies lady big pairs where you go to realize I don't know what movie I know the revenue I've seen the revenue. Yeah, they have snow in that movie like I don't need is but I grow all the way in the mountain Yeah, yeah, see fucking so and she doesn't think she's like it's normal That I'm no that's a miracle for me. That's me trying so hard. We put chains on tires. I was really, we're also competing with snow. We're entertainers. We're kind of like, we're kind of like, we're like, no, you come see us.

I fuck weather, too. I look at snow the way I look at a comedian, I'm competitive way. I don't know. You're gonna go see Sarah's so happy. What do you mean you're doing the beach? I haven't shown a night. Do you and I, I Sarah's so happy. What do you mean? You're doing the beach. I haven't shown a night. Do you and I, we...

I love you so much. No, I think for me, I think we're just the kind of people. We just have a low tolerance for discomfort. We go to the beach, I'm like, I got it. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, yeah. I don't need to say, I'll go to the food festival.

I get one hot dog. I'm like, I got it. But you know, it's so fun. I'm so glad you came today. Because you're always welcome. I love you so much. My point is, is that you and I, you just kind of validated for me who I am. Because sometimes I look at my behavior

and I go, you know, go, what's wrong with you? But then if I realize there are people like you and Andrew reminds me of that too, sent you in different ways. And I just, I do want to say like, it's not like we're not, we want the person we're with to be having fun and we want to do fun things. I just when I'm doing something that's supposed to be fun, I feel pressure like I'm not

have I need to perform having fun. Mm-hmm. Well, and you know what I mean? And I feel that annoying the that we have to be like like I don't get massages because I'm like like I don't know how to convey to this person that I like having a great I don't want them to feel like they're failing or something. Oh yeah, I think that's what you're hitting it right. I can't get massage, because they're like, is it good? No, it's great.

It's like what I'm doing. But really it is. I'm receiving gifts because I, dude, you and I are so alike. That's the meanest thing you could say. I'm so full. Yeah, but we are. But when someone gives me a gift that I love,

I'm like, no, I love it. And I feel like I'm not selling it. But we are. But like when someone gives me a gift that I love, I'm like, no, I love it. And I feel like I'm not selling it. Yeah, yeah. Like my, like I don't know how to prove to you that it's so I just feel pressure when I'm doing something really fun to have fun. I bought Mark Mirren birthday presents. That's what you get.

I got him three made orange shirts. Wow. Right, you know, and he wasn't there. But I went, I remember going to the manager and looked and I go, I go, hey, you know, dude, I never have done this. And I know he's on the road, but you have to give this to him

and tell him that like it's from Bobby, you know what I mean? Like because I've never done it, I don't know how to do it. That's explained to people that like, yo, I just visited his planet. I don't, I just learned the rules. Yeah, yeah.

And I mean, it's so weird. And I did that with Andrew. I got him, because I'm trying to do something different where I'm like, because I never know when anyone's birthday is ever, the people get mad. That's, I know, stupid. Is that a doll, a third doll, yeah. But people get mad like, you forgot my,

who gives a fuck, I don't care. But anyway, my point is, is that door. But now I'm doing it, I'm going, you know, I called Andrew's wife for weeks and go, what else, what else? He's always one of this, and I spent like a couple of like $1,200. Right?

And I got him a watch case, right? And I got him some sort of like golf machine meter. You seem like in pain talking about that. Yeah, it was so hard to find. Yeah. It's true to laser and it gives you how it computes where you are, I don't know. Okay.

And I did all that and I gave it to him and I'm like, and he was even shocked because he knows that this is so unlike me, but I'm trying to go against. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's sweet. Take your contrary.

You met up me? Why? Your eyes. Your eyes just said like, I dated you for 10 years. How, how did I do that? Every day. I know. That's incredible. I also do, like, I'll, if I, I did go to,

oh dude, I had a blast actually. A Rosebud Baker was with me. We went to Universal Studios. But without a kid. I love her. Without a kid. Oh, it's fun. So Universal Studios, they've got lockers that like you just put your finger,

you put your phone in, you go on the ride, you get your, like it's so well run. Wow. That I had a blast and I was with someone that really knew how to do it all. We had the best time. It's just right here. Yeah, I was gonna tell you that you should really go

to the one in Florida too. But Disney, you got to just be prepared for rigmarine. So you're gonna be in line, the thing, the seatbelt, and for me, I just go like, you know what, I'm gonna get a joke out of this. That thing that I'm not gonna complain to the people around me, because I have two of my best friends

were in that show once upon a time. She played Snow White and he played Prince Charming. And sometimes we have to go to Disneyland and they're just, and I'm just like, gonna get a joke out of this, just gotta get a joke out of this. You're gonna get a story, you're gonna get a podcast on the load, but you're just gonna.

It's a lot of walking around. It's a lot of walking around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Surrender. And then there's these random mobs because like goofy's there. Did you get recognized? Well, I was with, that's the other thing.

Maybe you're on to something because I was with actual snow white in Prince Charming and air like the Beatles. And I'm just over there with my turkey leg, like, no, no, no. Green hook, what's his name? Peter Pan. with actual snow white in Prince Charming and air like the Beatles. Wow. I'm just over there with my turkey lag. Like, no, no, no. Green hook. What's his name?

Peter Pan. Can I ask you for, is there someone else you can take? We get a start of this. What's his story? Let me think about him. I forgot Peter Pan. He has a, there's a boat, right? That, okay.

So Peter Pan, there was a movie called Captain Hook based on Peter Pan. I know the Filipino dudes in it. What's his name? Don Taylor. I remember Julia Roberts was a tiny fan. Yes, she was on Tinkerbell. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I only watched Labyrinth growing up over.

I didn't watch Labyrinth. I love Labyrinth. I didn't watch all the Disney stuff. Everyone always died. It was too depressing. But what is it about? Let me hear flies. And then there it about? Let me, he flies. And then there's a little, the tinkerbell.

And then there's a boat. And there's a guy named Hook, all that. Peter Pan. Yeah, he fits. What's the guy though that with the green, he's in green, and he like shoots arrows. That's Peter Pan. Peter Pan, the car, the car.

No, no, no, no, no, no, he's, he steals from the, the rich or Robin Hood. That's Robin Hood. That prince of thieves. But I don't think he was in green. I don't know. But Hulk green. I don't know. But Hulk and... I know Hulk's green.

I know more about superheroes than those mythical tales of white people. Is Disney okay? Is Disney okay? You know, your white people mythical tales. I don't think Peter Pan is a Disneyland though. There were a lot of stories about young boys. But when you the poo...

Oh, that's a good one. It's a lot of like young boys in beds, getting taken from their beds in the middle of the night by a bear with no pants. So when you think about a lot of these stories, you're like, what the fuck? James and the giant peach, it's just a giant. Yeah, what's that about? It's just a big group, right? Remember it's just an ass, it's like a peach and he's just like, I think it's like maybe being about to be a mom. You look at all these stories.

You're like, these are like, yeah, you know, we'll see. When did your special come out? When it comes out, it's out now, November 15th. OF TV, it's the first special for OF TV. Only fans of TV. You know what's so great about that? Because you did the row,

so remember I went to the party. Yeah. And it just, it just looks like a cool, exciting new place to do shit. Totally uncensored. I do 20 minutes of trans jokes. I like make fun of vaccines. Like they let me do whatever I want. I shot it in the Communist or Main Room, which I don't we all shoot our specials there.

Oh, that's right. Remember that one day they're like, you don't kind of spot because Whitney took the whole club Just just the But we always shoot our special the whole club was done We always are special thanks at your home. What did you do? What did you do that night? I played the improv? Okay, there you go. Okay, you handled it. It's anyway. You went to the ice house You went to the ice house. Did you share your story about what happened at the ice house on your birthday? Can I tell you what happened? Oh yeah.

I was, I tell you what happened. She didn't recognize me either. He called me. Oh yeah. Two days later, Johnny Bus called me. Oh no, the Lakers still? Is he still there? I don't know where he is.

Yeah. I don't have his number, so it's just that it could be John Bond. You know how they assess that? Like it gives you like, and I picked it up and he was so nice, so polite. Of course. And I'm like, you know what?

I'll give it another shot. You know, I just thought that when you, I'm going to listen to the viewers or listeners. Me Whitney and Natal, you would think that me Whitney and Natal are general, right? If we're doing a show, we're not just bring a room people, right? Right? I'm not sorry, but we're doing a show we're not just bring-a-room people right? Right we're like I'm not sorry but we're above it a little bit but they treated

us like we were garbage. Gilbert do we have a game plan? Do we do one game Bobby? I love games. But you should do a special on OFTV.com it's free. And no no no before we do the game let me ask you about that. How is the pay structure on that? It's, they'll pay you for your special and they'll license it. So then you can also take it somewhere else later if you want to.

Oh, cool. Totally free. And then if you have a, you know, if you have a OF profile, which it's not just for naked ladies and more, it's a huge, cooking people, fitness people, making ton of money, It's like Patreon basically. I just put my thing is instead of dirty photos and dirty videos, I do dirty jokes that

I feel like I'd get in trouble if I put anywhere else. So you'll make a lot of money from your private profile too. Oh wow. Yeah. And then they're doing a bunch of comedy stuff. They've been doing these specials that are kind of like, remember like live at Gotham and evening at the improv. They're doing ones with like, go around the city where they have like five or six.

Because there's really no one. If you can't get an hour special now, you can't do anything except your TikTok and Instagram. Remember when there used to be these like 15 minute live at Gotham for you would do five minutes on Leno or on Fallen? Like those are just gone. Like like a middle class comedian, it's like you just have to wait for 10 years

to get an hour. What are your options? What are your options? And then they just have to put up crowd work videos or they have to wait for 10 years. I feel so bad for you. What are your options? What are your options? And then they just have to put up crowd work videos or they have to bring a camera with them to the comedy store. So, like, OFTV is the only place that's doing these kind of specials with a bunch of comics

that deserve Nicole Amy Shriver just did one. Like, we're all these comics that we love that deserve to have. I also feel bad for actors. I'm like, when you're like, like, as you know, when we first came to this time, we're like, Oh, can we know? Oh, yeah, we audition for a sitcom, we test, we get it. And then it's like, we can make a living, right? You can make $6,000 on a guest spot. Yeah, exactly. Keep getting residual. Right. Or you

could like get a sitcom if you were lucky, like Simon Helberg. I remember I was friends with Simon before he got What's the one? The one with the nerds that sitcom big bang Oh, I knew Simon before he got that right we just a struggling that but that's winning the lottery Yeah, I know my point is there is no winning the lottery now for anybody. No, like what do you have to and by the way if you're successful and Established they go oh like I just did this thing on AMC Couple episodes and they're like oh, I just did this thing on AMC a couple episodes and they're like, oh, well, you're successful, so can we pay you three grand for whatever four or five

weeks or something? It's like, it's kind of like they're not, they're paying you less because they know you've made money and other. Oh, wow, wow, wow, really? Like, you make money podcasting and touring, so we'll just like pay you nothing. Like, the pay cuts are like, why? Not that I'm going to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can't command the quotes that we work so hard for Anyway, I feel so bad man for everybody. Yeah, okay That's but what kind of is it? You guys with one baby shower game when he did we want do you modify? Oh my god That's so weird. Do you think Bob your collie will guess the correct number? Who knows your belly the best?

I don't even know Bobby's got like that like that beautiful mind autism. Yeah, I think so. Oh, it's possible, but I feel like he always guesses right. Clilip. But it's like your gene size, like 30, 32, is that a part of the same measurement or no? Hold on, but that's going to affect it, sorry. But you've got to go to the white, the middle part, Gilbert. Yeah.

I had a baby shower. We did not play this game. So you just cheat by asking John Nah for an answer. I was looking at the numbers. You're looking at the numbers. Okay, don't look, but you're looking at the numbers. Do you come over here for a second? Okay, there you go. This is going to be an inches and or feet.

inches? It's? Oh yeah. Was that right? What? It's inches. It should be inches. That's inches. If this is feet, you took a photo right away.

Inches this? I just know. Okay. And inches like this. Alright so take a look at your good friend right here, your mother of your child. Yeah. Someone tells me I'm small, it makes me insecure. Look right.

You look right. Yeah, you're all lovely. You got like that. Super hero V. I know, I kind of like this guy. You're the Britney Spears thing going on. You got the Chris Evans V. Yeah, yeah.

Good, okay. Alright. I'm nervous. Will I let Wajla to go first? I might allow to measure Bobby's belly just. Oh, really? I will allow you guys one life line. To go ahead. Okay, good.

I refuse, I refuse. And then without his consent, you cannot do it. Yeah, yeah. Well, I know that Bobby, he wears things on his hips. So that's a 30, 30 on a tip 32. But I know the middle is probably minimum of 36. Whitney, you're tiny normally, really tiny. I'm gonna go with 38 inches, right?

My hips are 36. I'll go in with 40. Because John not told you. Okay. Yeah, okay. George, would you please reveal the number? Actually, Wendy, what do you think? And she's, you know, I went on the scale there.

I've gained 50 pounds. What is so, it's so weird. If my hips are turning five, 44. 44. Four. Wow. I'm just trying to go. Hi.

Hi, so I would like to. George, how many inches? 40.5 inches. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

John, congratulations. You got it right. Got it. What was it? 40. 40. It was. 40.

40. It was. No way. So you got it, Bobby. Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much. He's the most equipped to have a child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I was educated on bellies.

This shows called Tiger Belly. I hope you would know. It's like the only thing yours wasn't know about. You know, Whitney, I have to say, I love you so much. I really do. And, you know, I'll be honest with you. Without people like you in my life,

I don't think I'd be in this business. I just need allies and I need people that know me and I think you know me inside and out. And I just, you know, I feel like we're family. That's true. And- And I feel like you have to have this epiphany every time we hang out. I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think we, I think We've been friends for 15 years. I just realized.

I mean, I just realized you're really pretty. You're a woman. What happened when I was here? Every time I come here. Oh, my God. I literally almost got to an emotional state. Yeah. But now I'm back to normal grumpy.

Thank you. I'm a very, very, very, very grumpy grumpy. I love you. I love you. I love it. Congratulations on the very grateful to the company. I love you. I love you. I love it. Congratulations on the special congratulations on the baby. If you need anything from me, I'll try to be there. Honestly, honestly, I'll try to be there.

It won't be, but I'll try. I would totally have gone to Disneyland with you. And I just, you know, good luck with everything. Thanks. Thank you. And I love you. Give it a round of applause. Thanks. Thank you, everybody. And I love you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, everybody.

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