TigerBelly - Yung Gravy & The Udon Noodle
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Wow.
What do you mean, wow.
You're cute.
No, he's handsome.
Is that what you're saying?
And I look weird.
No, I think that's like.
I think she meant weird cute together, no?
Yeah.
Dude, your pu- must be like an udon noodle.
The thing time?
Just no law.
No law. No law. No law. No law. I think that like I think she meant we are cute together. Yeah, yeah, you're
You must be like an udon noodle the thing kind of just no long
Why you know, I mean everyone loves it thick who doesn't love udon? You don't like it?
Japanese bra runs lit man. I'm fan your lit dog
Can I say dog or no? Yeah, is that shirt because you're doing Tiger belly?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I didn't fully think I was going to wear it,
and then I was like, oh, this is really perfect.
That's perfect.
I might be a little wrinkly because it's in my bag, but...
I don't like your face.
Is that?
It's interesting.
What were you doing in Hawaii?
A tour.
It was on the way back from Australia and New Zealand tour.
You played Republic?
I played the Republic.
Yeah, with my friend Phil runs the...
Yeah, I know Phil too, okay.
God, he's cool.
I don't know what's wrong.
You're editing.
I just woke up, I just woke up, I'm sorry.
He woke up five minutes ago.
Yeah, I'm aggressive, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're right, it feels great.
I love you.
He feels filled to be guys, you guys, he knows Phil.
I know Phil too, I mean I know everyone,
once you know, I'm cool too. How was the Hawaii show mean, I know everyone, once you know us. I'm content.
How was that?
Who are you, shall go?
It was really good, actually.
The first time I did it as shown,
who I wasn't that exciting,
but this one was really good.
Really?
Why was the first one not good?
The energy wasn't great.
I thought maybe they were just not part of yours there,
but it was great.
It's Island Energy Dog.
Yeah, indeed.
I remember actually spending some time there.
We shot a music video there, actually.
Whoa.
And the people were so nice.
I was, I'm tempted to, you know, just go back on vacation.
I haven't taken like a normal vacation besides touring,
and I don't know, six, six years.
That's so interesting.
I was saying that to somebody else.
I've never been on a vacation.
Any time I'm anywhere is because I'm working.
Yeah.
Yeah, are you like that?
Yeah, exactly.
Except for when like, X was gonna break up with me
and I was scared so I brought it to Costa Rica.
And that was only actual vacation that I've been on since.
And how did it feel?
That's cool.
Are you able to really settle down
and like chill during vacation?
I was, I mean, I was kind of at the same time
like thinking, all right, what do I gotta do
to like, get her back and like a, a strategic,
is this before, you know what I mean?
You're, you know, you're killing it or is it
after when you're in your, a miss of your career? Let me think. When I first started dating this before, you know, I mean, you're killing it or is it after when you're in your amiss of your career?
Let me think.
When I first started dating this girl,
I was very early and then we dated for a while
and I was getting a lot bigger.
I wasn't like where I'm at now, but yeah.
No, I was out there.
Listen, young gravy.
May I call you young gravy?
Yeah, or a man.
No, don't ever want anything.
I can call you anything?
Oh, don't do that.
How do you pronounce your last name?
Give me some options.
Well, because let me guess what your last name is like.
It's how Asians say hurry.
Hoodie.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Hoodie.
Hoodie.
A lot of people see my name and Matthews
a pretty common name among Asians in America.
Never heard of it before.
And they, the last thing that looks a bit,
I mean, maybe you guys probably,
when it was the you kind of Japanese.
Yeah, yeah.
But I definitely have people think that it's,
it's how do you say it?
How are you?
Oh, how are you?
How are you?
I actually met this guy, Lil,
he's a Lil Rail.
It works, and any Asian accent it'll work.
How are you?
How did you, you, was that, was that okay?
Oh, we won't.
No, you'd problem. Andrew sent you know, he does Oh, we won't. No, you're wrong.
Andrew Centino.
He does this, Andrew Centino.
What he doesn't.
I just, I don't even have to do that.
I know you do, right?
I think that's what it is.
I think that's why, when I saw you,
I go, it's an albino,
yoming like Asian.
And udon.
All udon dick.
You know what I mean?
I Asian eyes.
Yes, yes. Fuck, dude what I mean? I Asianize.
Yes, yes.
Fuck, dude.
I want to find...
Yeah, go ahead.
I want to find some pictures of me as a kid,
because I looked really Asian as a child.
Really?
And I had like white hair, so it's cute.
We accept you.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're in, you're in.
Can I, yeah.
Yeah, we're Asian.
Filipino.
That's a...
That's a...
That's a one-two.
I'm a full island. Full Filipino? Yeah. Nice, that's full good. That's a one-time. That's a one-time. That's a full island. Yeah, full Filipino?
Yeah.
Nice dude.
And I'm full, I guess.
Korean.
That's right, really?
The best kind.
What do you think?
I love Korean.
You know, could I want to say something?
I don't want to say, I don't want to,
I don't want to, you feel weird about it,
but I'm gonna be, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna free got the room real quick.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
About him.
Okay.
Yeah, and I swear to God, and, and, and, and, and, and don't feel weird about it. I swear to God, quick. Okay, okay. About him. Okay. Yeah, and I swear to God.
And don't feel weird about it.
I swear to God, okay?
Okay, all right.
If you're a woman, I would probably marry you.
Really?
Yeah, you're his type.
You're my type.
Tall and.
Lanky.
Lanky.
Okay, so because he's always wanted to offset
his short genetics.
So he's always dated really tall girls,
like 5'8 and above, like his X is 5'10,
always tall girls, he likes to climb trees.
You're tall, too.
I'm 5'8.
You guys dated for a while, yeah.
Yeah, and you're tall?
10 years.
I'm 5'4.
10 years, okay, I've longed.
You're 5'4?
Well, what's up, why?
Just because you seem to, I don't know.
Everyone kind of seems the same to me.
You don't see the people below.
You don't get the wrong.
Right.
You don't go on.
That's factored. No, you're tall.
See, that's all you know.
No, yeah, well, it's like at my level, everything is a little bit, you know.
Like, you could tell me you were 5'8 and I want to believe you.
Right, right, right.
But you're 5'6'2, you said?
5'6'6".
I'm 5'6'6".
5'6'2".
You know, how tall is your 5'6'6?
That's long beach baby.
Five six two.
Oh the fuck yeah you're six two.
I'm six eight.
You're six eight.
These are sure people don't know six two to six eight.
We don't love a little boba.
You don't live below.
I don't live above.
You know what I mean.
It's weird.
Six eight.
There's a lot of younger people will think I'm like six five.
That's usually the guess.
But if it was like old people, they'll be like,
oh, you're six, 10, you're like seven,
I don't know why there's that difference, but.
Well, you tell people can do anything.
You know who Peter Crouch is?
Peter Crouch was a English soccer player.
He's retired now.
But you see how it's called Peter Crouches.
I mean, I'll just see a defender. They're all center forward, I'll just show you. Just be a defender.
I'll center forward.
I'll just show you.
Here, this will explain.
Just, here's a photo of him golfing.
Okay.
Oh my god.
You see that?
That's Peter crouching.
He's crouching.
He's really crouching.
And he was like, he did one of the best bicycle kicks.
Not bicycle kicks.
Yeah, he's done a bicycle kick.
He's done so many like tremendous goals in his lifetime,
but this dude was a piece. Anyway, I want to talk about fucking Peter Kraus. That's cool. He's,
it looks really tall. Yeah, and I mean, okay, but usually with sports, I'm not like, I played like
every sport when I was going up. Yeah. And I was not good at that, man. You're not even basketball,
what you'd hope for. Why? I don't know. You can't like, you think that we'd run faster, but a lot of times we don't, because our legs are longer, but we can't take as many steps.
Yeah.
Interesting.
So, if you go to race, you think Bobby could take you?
Oh, that's a good question.
I probably shouldn't do it right now with two broken arms, but.
Yeah.
But now, I don't think in a speed race, if it's short distance, maybe I could, but anything
of more than a hundred feet.
Yeah, he's down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it was like a 50 feet race, maybe. Let's but anything more than 100 feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If it was like a 50 feet race, maybe.
Let's plan it out for some point.
Yeah, you know, I'll try.
Yeah, me, you and Theo, maybe.
Theo would do a Theo problem.
Uh, maybe.
Yeah.
He's surprisingly athletic, and I think that don't let his.
People laugh when you say that.
I'm saying it for real though, like you also agile.
Yeah, but Andrew sent you know it says that you're not athletic.
But sometimes it can be real, real coordinated, right?
When you're when you're I think I don't know sometimes people
that are shorter.
Like you're a man who's five five.
Uh huh.
And he's a tub of guy and he is amazing.
It like soccer, basketball, pool, that wall.
Yeah, I guess you're right, but um,
Low center of gravity.
Low center of gravity.
I mean, there's some things I know I could beat you in.
Probably that log thing.
For log thing.
Where they put the log in the middle of the lake
and then you try to balance.
Log running.
Oh, you run across it.
I used to do that as a campgroundser.
Oh, you were a campgroundser?
Yeah, it was.
I am tall though, so it was hard, but.
Yeah.
Do you date short girls?
Yes.
Like how tall?
Short.
What's the shortest girl you ever dated?
Four, 10.
What?
That's aggressive.
That's a pocket pussy.
I was really.
That's your own living pocket pussy.
It was very recently.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, she's a cheerleader and she's very little
and I'm very large.
It was cute, but people would like, and probably would think it was cute or kind of laugh at us a little bit. Yeah, she's a cheerleader and she's very little and I'm very large. It was cute, but people would like,
and probably would think it was cute
or kind of laugh at us a little bit.
Yeah, it's like, what's that blaster master?
You know what blaster master is?
Or master blaster?
Master blaster.
Oh, you're talking about the kind of action.
The back.
This is master blaster.
Look it up.
Yeah, so next to her.
Wait a second, if a girl who's 410 is a pocket pussy to him,
what is a tall girl to you?
You're my pocket pussy?
No, it's like the medieval teens that like
close on you in the middle of the season.
That's the bosser.
Oh, that's not what I was expecting at all.
So that's the guy and then that's see that,
that's the head and that's the body.
She rides you.
It's like a man.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
So that's you and then she's right there on the shoulders.
Yeah, I mean, I guess if we like,
Carl, I like to be the baby spoon.
Yeah.
And she's kind of a backpack.
Right, but 69 must be hard.
No, it's not actually.
Really?
She's flexible.
I don't know.
I post, she's always asked me that.
And I've been with all my exes are like under five three.
And I don't know,
that's how I turn out and you can stretch the torso maybe?
I don't know, I mean maybe I'm leaning up a little bit.
I don't really know.
Oh, you hunch.
Oh, Peter Crouch.
Oh, you Peter Crouch golf golf.
Peter Crouch, yeah, yeah, my Udon, you know, kind of.
I see, I see, I see, I see.
Yeah, yeah.
Guess we had a lot of logistical problems in hours, I think.
A lot, a lot of the stuff.
This is the height or?
Yeah, like he, doggy was impossible
unless he wore like platform heels.
Yeah, yeah.
But also think about me with doggy, I gotta like,
I gotta, I gotta, I'll go into a hotel room
and I have to like look at the bed and like,
right, right, measure the height and the guy,
is this gonna work?
I'm like, oh my knees.
Yeah.
You know, I'll be honest with you.
It's not my favorite position, is it yours?
It's up there.
I do like being on the bottoms, that's just easy.
I like my back, you mean your back, cow girl.
Cow girl, yeah.
You like being on your back.
How could I be?
What's my name?
Oh, I see.
I thought you were saying you like being reverse cow girl.
That's weird, that's a funny. You're the guy doing you like being reverse cowgirl. That's weird.
You're the guy doing this girl.
Yeah, no, it's a misectubino, but no, what?
What?
I've never done that.
What did you have to add?
That's what she thought.
I'm reverse cowgirling you.
You want me to reverse cowgirled me?
How do you do that?
You know how pointless that would be?
You're on your back.
You're asshole.
I'm up on, and I'm, you know what I mean?
It's dick curses.
Oh, my dick would curve have to curve. And your assholes in her eyes, I said.
Yeah, I know.
I've seen, I've seen porn where they do stuff like that.
Yeah.
People get really creative.
I, I, you know what?
In terms of creativity, I don't think the bedroom is the place.
Mm-hmm.
For me, creativity in the bedroom is, no, I'm very traditional.
Christian.
Christian, Christian, Christian, you know what I mean?
The Christian.
Yeah.
I'm not Christian.
You keep a Christian. I keep a Christian. I keep it. Okay. Sorry. There's probably
two positions for sure that has to be in play which is missionary
Excuse me. Calgary or missionary. I was gonna need my guesses. Yeah. Yes. Thanks so much. You're listening, right?
Sometimes I'll do a side thing, but that's only because I slipped.
Wait, what do you mean, you said?
I'm on missionary, I go,
and now I'm doing a lot of side things.
You don't stop.
You just, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's like an accident.
Like a wind up tow.
You tipped over.
I tipped over.
I want to make it, you know, I want to make it cool.
I don't think that I'm like silly.
Yeah, I meant to do this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. See do this. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I can see that working.
Wait, how'd you break your arm?
Oh, I was performing at a festival like two weeks ago,
and I fell on a, I was walking, I finished my whole set.
It was probably one of the best sets of my career.
It was in Alabama, and I was walking back to the stage, and I was just, I was
giving out roses, that's like the last thing I do in my set, and I slipped on a piece
of wood that was sticking up and just face-planning it really hard and everybody.
So it was probably the biggest crowd I've had in a festival too, it was 15,000 people,
and it was giant big video walls that are cameras always on me. So everybody saw it.
And I'm gonna call it Kelsey grammar.
Kelsey grammar. Have you seen that fall?
We knew a Kelsey grammar.
The guy from Frazier.
He was an old actor, sitcom guy, and he did a speech.
I think it was a speech.
My favorite line in it is like.
And he fell off this gigantic stage
and you see the camera, you just see him fall.
And then what does the line have to do?
He goes, dear God.
Yeah, he says dear God.
It's embarrassing.
But anyway, I broke both or.
I broke this wrist and this elbow here,
but my doctor just let me take off the sling.
So I have to kind of keep it like in this area,
but I gotta like move a little bit to kind of heal it.
And when you fell, was it the most embarrassing thing?
Well, I felt dumb, but I knew everyone was low.
I didn't realize that there was the video cameras filming me
on the whole show, I didn't know that.
I was like, oh, these 100 people saw me,
but now it was like 15,000.
Wow.
I mean, I got up quick and I instantly knew
that I probably sprayed my wrist, but I was like, it's fine. I got up quick and I instantly knew that I probably spray my wrist
But I was like it's fine. I've gotten hurt a lot and I just kept giving out the roses that one particular one was broken in half
But oh you are so smooth look at this guy
Let me see
But look look look he gets up. Yo, what's up?
Not affected at all oh Oh, my God.
So cool, dude.
So I thought I was looking at crowd, holy shit.
That's a pretty crazy crowd.
Oh my God.
The whole thing was wild, but.
That was pretty smooth.
I tell you who's it.
You Biden didn't, bro.
I think the opposite of Biden.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Wow.
And then after, when your backstage,
you said to somebody like, I think I did a good hospital?
Well, no, I just chilled out.
I thought I'd spray my wrist and hurt
and I woke up the next morning
and it was really hard to like put my hoodie.
I thought I dislocated my elbow
because it was like getting like stuck
in like weird position.
Wow.
And it was like, oh, it's not gonna be that big of a deal.
And then my manager and my mom both convinced me
they go to the hospital and we went to MLK down in Englewood. It wasn't the greatest experience, but I got my results
back and they're like, can you broke your elbow and your wrist?
Oh my God.
And sprained your wrist.
Maybe being tall, are your bones weak? I don't know anything about doctors or the biology
or physiology, but maybe.
I mean, I definitely fall farther
and that's part of why I've broken a lot of bones.
I fall farther.
Yeah.
And I also just, with my hobbies, I get hurt a lot.
I mean, we'll touring, I've broken a lot of bones,
and I used to be a skier and got hurt a lot that way.
But also, I think mentally, I'm a little bit shorter than
like 6, 8, 6, 7, whatever it is.
Yeah.
Maybe more like a 6, 4, 6, 5 in my brain.
So then like there's a couple inches
that are not fully kind of.
Oh, your brain 6, 4.
So you're brain out.
A triple little bit.
My brain's 7 foot 3.
Yeah, I mean, but yeah, 5, 4.
So you think little shorter.
Maybe I just, maybe you should think you're high.
I mean, I tried.
It's more just my, you know, the coordination is not,
I think a little bit behind.
And I'm not trying to slam you anything,
but you're a thin guy, right?
But you want your whole body thin,
because your eyebrows are thin.
Well, eyebrows are thin?
Yes, good eyebrows.
No, they're great eyebrows.
I'm not saying that, did I just say they were...
Well, I don't know.
John, did I say it was,
did I say it was bad eyebrows?
But they're not thin, they're not thin at all.
I just started thinking that,
started thinking I had like a condition or something.
You're high.
Losing my eyebrows was...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right, I guess.
Now, when I'm looking at it,
it seems not...
All right, well... Oh my hair looks crazy'm looking at it because it seems not all right
Well, oh my hair looks crazy goes into I didn't know what what it was like looks amazing
I don't know what yeah my bad. I didn't know what it was like before but I don't know how you like it you know, man
well, I mean
That's my yeah, yeah, that's my bad. I guess it's a research old yeah, but you know, yeah, you guess I didn't you know, man
I didn't. You know, man. I didn't. What else is thin?
Um, my wrists.
We talked about the udon already.
Yeah, yeah, we don't have to get into the thin thing thing.
Because you know what?
I read it wrong.
And now by looking at your eyebrows, they seem pretty normal to me.
Okay, thank you.
And I apologize for that attack.
It's okay.
Okay.
Do you, is there anything about me that you would like to, um, please,
please, please, a drink.
Now that I'm thinking about it, do you have eyebrows?
Or what is going on?
Okay, that's, you know, it just, it kinda looks like it.
That's an attack, but you know what,
I could roll with the punches.
It kinda looks like you got ash on there,
or you had ash Wednesday, but you kinda.
Miss the forehead.
Ash like that.
You know, like, I've been Pompeii
when the fucking ball came out.
You know, like, you know, Ash Wednesday
when they just put the little like Mark Walberg.
Mark right here.
What?
Why is Mark Walberg associated with Ash?
Yeah, yeah, promotes it heavily.
Oh, good for him.
Yeah, you just got Ash on your phone.
Is there really a mark there?
No, no, no, no, no.
Your eyebrows, I can't tell if it's hair
or if it's just a smudge.
Well, that's fucking rude.
Well, I don't know you. You asked that. That's fucked up. I. Well, that's fucking rude. Well, I don't know you.
You asked.
That's fucked up.
I hadn't really thought about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm not a hairy.
Whoa, what are you doing?
Let's see if they're real.
Oh, yeah, they're there.
Maybe my eyesight's also not great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's not, you know, how about this?
I started the eyebrow thing, right?
And we had an eyebrow war, right?
And let's call it true.
We have a really good microblading lady.
What the fuck is that?
Her name's like Audrey Glass.
It's a microblading.
I think it's a sport.
It's just good stuff.
You can, like, it's kind of like tattooed,
but you tattoo the, to make it look like hair.
That's what my mom did.
Oh yeah, but I've seen them
and they look really weird sometimes.
But not her, hers is like incredible.
Maybe try.
Do they, do they, Mike, it's,
you go to a tattoo, or can a tattoo artist do it?
Yeah, but she specifically, like a cosmetic, like,
says microblading.
Wow.
This isn't her, but.
And so, but that's permanent.
It's like two years, I think, then it starts to go out.
Oh, it's two years.
I think there's a, I don't know, can you do,
do men do it?
And it looks alright.
Oh.
I don't know any men who've done it.
Matthew, I think she's wrong.
I think.
I'll do it if you do it.
You know what both should do?
Honestly, dude, you want a microplay with me, baby?
I want to get up just straight, like jet black.
Yeah, I'm going to do like a, you know, I'm a big Romulan fan.
Yeah, I love Star Trek, you know what I mean?
So it might do a Romulan thing.
Yeah, I would like the, you know, the old like,
yeah, like yours.
I was looking at everyone's eyebrows.
You got nice ones.
Yeah, thank you.
What about you?
What do you think it is?
If we're, since we're talking about eyebrows,
what do you think it is?
I like them.
They're good.
They don't have like the shape of the shape of the forest.
That's what I'm meant to do.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, that'd be amazing. I'm not gonna do the okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. That'd be amazing.
I'm not gonna do the forehead fifth.
Oh, and plus the beard implants you wanted.
You might be doing your beard implants, who knows?
You know what I mean?
I wonder if you could do with your pubes down there.
Is there's any microbladed that, I don't know.
You wanna add tattoos on your?
Well, I don't like the way it's shaped.
It's like shape very John Holmes, like just 70s,
bushy.
It's wrong with that. Everyone has it, right?
So I was thinking of maybe doing maybe a wavy thing
on the top.
Well, you're just gonna get it, like,
get it groomed that way.
Oh, that's style.
Yeah, yeah.
Or maybe like do something racist,
but no one will know.
Like maybe a little swatz attack, I was on.
So you just want a swatzka tattoo on your face?
Well, it would be cool just to have it down there,
and then when you're talking to Jewish people,
you just know what that is.
We might have to cut that out.
What?
We might have to cut that out.
I don't know, I'm just, I'm free thinking, you know what I mean?
So, you know, I went to the eyebrow that didn't work, right?
And now I'm going to the fucking Swatska Pube thing.
Well, that'd be really interesting social experiment.
That's what I'm saying.
You have that, and then when you hooked up with women
for the first time,
you're right.
You just act completely normal and you see if they react at all.
Right, you're right.
Maybe not that, maybe not that,
but something a little bit like tame.
What is the better, like maybe I know,
something yeah, less genocidie.
How about like a face, like, so on.
How about it, you're your face, your own.
Marjorie Taylor Greene. Okay. I like a portrait of her
That's it. That's a that's a conversation starter or her shall walk her. Oh, no, that is all or oh, you don't know
I don't know much in here. She's like a Republican like I think she's like congresswoman
But she's like very far very far right very far right. Who's the one? I have someone told me a rever I don't pay
enough attention to politics
But I referenced a girl in a song recently.
It's like, she's got three letters,
a three letter acronym, then AOC.
AOC.
AOC, AOC.
So I'll get AOC, yeah, because they told me
the digist of her and I was like, whatever,
this is this good.
She's like, Marjorie Taylor Green, but other side.
And it wasn't like, oh, like I'm promoting politics
more, it was like, I wanna fuck AOC. I do too. Yeah. So I'll get AOC, I do get Marjorie. Yeah, but other side. And it wasn't like a, oh, I'm promoting politics almost, it was like I wanna fuck AOC.
I do too.
Yeah.
So I'll get AOC to get Marjorie.
Yeah, I don't wanna fuck her.
You have to.
But just for your pubes.
Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Green?
You don't wanna fuck her.
Ever names Marjorie, I could assume it's not great.
It's not great.
That's her.
She's kinda like me actually.
I do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow, you're right. I thought you wanted to, that's what you wanna breed actually. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, you're right.
I thought you wanted to,
that's what you want to breed with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, she's short.
Also, she's short, oh.
Yeah, there you go.
That's your thing.
And I also, I heard,
there's a rumor that she has troll feet.
I don't know what it is.
What are troll feet?
Just go up.
I don't know, I've never Googled it.
I don't know, but people have called her that.
So, I feel bad for her.
I feel bad for her.
I feel bad for all the titions,
because anything, those people. That's not her feet. No, but that's just troll feet. So, we have a reference. Well, I feel bad for all the sessions because anything those that's not her feet
That's just troll feats. We have a reference. Well, I know that okay. Go to Marjorie Taylor Green though
You want me to have a feed?
Marjorie Taylor
Yeah, Marjorie's got a wiki feet. Oh, let's see. Oh, you got a gozomaki feet. Yeah, we both are his ratings really good
Really good? I don't know. So that's those are her feet. Oh, they are truly. Yeah, yeah, slightly
People that are like I don't know if it's fall I guess it happens to me too people. So those are her feet. Oh, they are truly. Yeah, yeah. Slightly.
People that are like, I don't know if it's fall.
I guess it happens to me too.
People are like, why are we shaving her feet?
Yeah, like why do people care?
Why do people have weird, I care.
My congresswoman have to have no feet.
I care, I care, okay.
That's fucked up.
But that's worse than fucking policy.
You and on.
In policy.
So he had a really shitty wiki feet rating.
I think it was like a two out of five and then he went on H3 podcast and basically begged H3 fans to
His ratings, but now he is like a perfect five out of five
They love me you have yeah, yeah 4.85. He's not good. Yeah, I mean
Can I see mine quick?
That's not my foot to the level.
That's definitely your foot, dude.
Did you spray in the shirt?
That's not my foot, man.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to pursue them.
That's not my foot, man.
Wicky feet.
That's crazy.
This exists.
What am I?
Young gravy there.
Wow, good rating.
4.48, 4.5 out of 5.
Is mine higher?
Yeah, it's higher.
That's just the way it is.
That's the way it flies.
People really find this.
Is that your really foot?
That's my really foot.
I like your really foot.
Yeah, me.
The top, the missing toenail right there.
Oh, you do?
Why is that longer than, I guess that's the way it goes.
It has descending foot length.
That's really good.
Like that's an attractive trait, I think.
Wow.
Oh.
This is a cool length.
Oh, for the wiki feet.
I think you're just saying like, personally,
you're in a foot that slopes.
Talks about it.
It's like descending toe length is the thing for him.
So I guess that's a real thing.
I think it was a Akash. So I guess that's a real thing. I think of a sacrage.
Did you know that I lived in Minnesota?
My, okay, so my DJ is, I mean, I'm a fan too,
but he's the type to like, when I'm listening to music,
when I'm on a, we fly everywhere all the time,
always, you know, suffer, I'm, I don't know,
hungover or something, I'm always listening
to like easy listening music, something to feel
realizing, he's listening to long YouTube videos
explaining someone's whole life.
And I think he did yours at one point.
And we're both from Minnesota.
So we kind of bought it over that.
But then I tried to like, earlier today,
look it up and I couldn't find anything about it.
So I just, what do you mean?
Well, I guess I just wanted your Wikipedia
and it's at San Diego and that was about it.
But yeah, people leave out the eight years
I lived in Minnesota, but I'm from Adina.
Adina? Adina.
Yeah.
What years?
Nineteen or just you're 72 to 1982.
So I'm guessing you're like a tiny child at that time.
Well, I mean, a normal child.
I'm sorry.
A four foot child.
I mean, you were very, I mean, I mean, you were very young.
You were very young.
I mean, I was another slam. You know, I mean, you were very young. Sorry, you were very young. You were very young.
I mean, I was another slam, but you know,
I mean, I was on a test.
It's not really, but anyway, yeah.
I was on a compliment.
I was a tiny child.
I was on a compliment, you're age,
and say you were very young.
I was a young guy, yeah.
I was probably, why was born in 71?
So when I was one years old,
we moved to Minnesota.
So do you remember anything about it?
Oh yeah, a lot.
I remember it being cold.
I remember back then there were not a lot of Asians at all.
There's, I mean, there's Asians there, but not, not.
In the 70s, not as many as California, okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it was weird.
I remember, now, there's a famous story about me being molested
by a guy with Down syndrome.
Oh, that was there.
That was there.
Yeah.
So excited.
Oh, my God, that was that.
Yeah.
I don't know, that's concerning.
You're, you're, I mean, like, you're going to go to the spot, like it's out the
alama, like, like, it's like a torsic photos in front of this thing or whatever.
I mean, not as I feel guilty that we, I feel like I'm part of it now.
No, but, and I go in and out if that happened or not.
Now I believe it happened.
So you think your brain's blocking it out.
Well, like a couple of months ago,
I said on this podcast that I made it up,
which I thought I did, but then now I'm thinking
when I lay down in bed, I think I see the hand.
So all the years before you ever did a podcast,
I can't really hear anything.
Yeah.
Were you thinking about it in that era?
Cause if like that would be,
well I think my brother was like, really?
Cause one time he heard me say it out loud on a podcast
and he goes, really?
Because I remember that guy and I thought he loud on a podcast and he goes, really?
Because I remember that guy and I thought he just pulled out a magazine and we just watched
magazines, like porn magazines.
And he had candy, but I'm like, I think that he touched me.
I don't know for sure.
But did he have Down syndrome?
For sure.
So you know, every time that you're brain, every time that you think of a memory, whatever
you think about that memory, when you bring it back to the front of your brain or whatever,
whatever you think that time gets saved, it's not like you have the original memory,
like kind of rewrites itself.
Yes.
And like rewrites itself, every time you think about something, so people, this occurs where
people will be associating
something negative, it'll be in a bad mood
when they think of something,
and then they'll start adding things to it
or changing it.
And then if you can literally start picturing
real things that happen, you think happen,
that didn't happen,
because your brain is remembering it differently.
Wow, I always equated it to,
like my brain is like a writer's room.
Maybe you have one writer, I have 50 writers in my room, and it just re-write things, you
know what I mean?
But that does ring true, so that being said then, I'm going to go with it probably didn't
happen.
Well, I would think maybe you had a little something, because I know that I've had experience
where something happened and then I'll like think about it over time and like add more to it or change
the story in my mind.
And literally you'll literally picture it that way.
I'll have physically see that happening.
Wow.
And then maybe something did happen, but it wasn't as significant as you thought.
So you know, I, I do, I do EMDR therapy where you've done it.
Yeah.
Or it's basically, you get like bilateral stimulation so that you access like both sides of your
brain so that you can kind of tap into a memory much clearer.
And you're right.
Like a lot of the things that I remember as a child, I sort of misremember and like kind
of frame differently as an adult, either because I needed to cope with it in this way.
But like if I'm going to like the core of it, it's very different.
Like the memory is different or what happened was truly different.
I just explain it differently as an adult to myself and to other people.
Yeah, and also it's like, you know, I've been doing radio since the 90s.
I mean, you know, I've done thousands and thousands and thousands of hours and you have,
you know, you just make shit up or you, you know what I mean? Or like you, like, if you told a story to a friend or in a social situation, as is, it's
not, no one would give a fuck.
Do you agree or no?
Like, if you told a story just the way it happened, right?
Or do you think the human beings embellish it so that people can go, oh, that's a great
story.
People embellish it for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if I, in some cases I'd say I do.
I have some really weird, I'm sure we all do,
but I've had some really particularly weird long stories.
Yeah, total other podcasts.
And here, it's just I've said it too many times,
but like, I have a lot of stories that,
that just sound ridiculous and they're all factual
and then, right, right, right.
Then there are some where they're boring enough
Where it's a guy I can't really say all this without adding a little sauce to it. Yeah, yeah sauce. So I saw it is your dad tall
So my dad was six six. I mean six. Wow. I'm dumb six foot six foot six foot six foot. Yeah, not six six
Still very tall. What I was gonna say is is my mom isn't tall either, but her siblings and her dad and stuff are pretty tall.
So I do have tall in the family.
It's in the jeans.
And did you spur it up right away,
or did you, you're short and then all of a sudden?
I think I was, you know what's weird?
I think I was like, at one point, like the tallest,
like, you know, middle school and elementary school,
and I like didn't like it. And then other people started kind of catching up and I felt more comfortable. But I was definitely one of those guys that would like, you know, middle school and elementary school. And I like, didn't like it.
And then other people started kind of catching up
and I felt more comfortable.
But I was definitely one of those guys that would like,
slouch because I felt here.
It was a big name.
I didn't know.
I didn't really have that much bullying or anything.
I don't know.
Wow.
I guess I don't know.
I got along with everybody.
Nicknames were like, Maori, you know, Matt Harry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just, you know, casual cute, with Maddie eyes.
Everybody named Matt has had a Maddie eyes at some point. Yeah. Wait, yeah. Yeah, casual cute, with Maddie eyes.
Everybody named Matt has had a Maddie eyes at some point.
Yeah.
Wait, is it true that you used to live in a commune?
Yes.
What do you mean?
That might be some bellish man,
because it wasn't like, what's a commune?
Okay, here's all, no, can you define a commune?
Maybe even look it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Because I vaguely know what a commune is. I kind of like I do.
It's a group of people living together.
A group of people living, but there's some stigma attached
to a commune because of the cults and things like that.
But there's an ideology and a philosophy.
A group of people living together
and sharing possessions and responsibilities.
Okay, so then I did, but I,
but I,
I spoke with somebody else about it
who had lived in a much different commune
and it was like, okay, maybe I didn't.
There's just more Coltie.
But there's a difference between Colt and Communion.
Yes, okay.
So you grew up in a commune?
No, okay, so this is a brief sort of period of my life.
Where were we talking about before this?
Oh, me as a kid.
So anyways, I got, I leveled out with everybody
and then randomly after I think it was because
I just got more confident and like became a rapper,
I just got like two more inches.
Hmm.
I think maybe you can like mentally just
tall on yourself.
So, whoa, I never mentally did that.
Try it.
It's never too late.
I know, I think it's too late.
Wait, that's what happens with swimmers.
That's why we're so broad and big-backed.
Yeah, why?
It's like the activity we do like shapes our body.
So I felt maybe something about wrapping
and being bigger than life, or something.
I thought it was just a mental thing, I don't know.
Oh, you're seeing that girl in my ear, I'm like,
yeah, no, but like you have to exist in like a bigger way.
So maybe...
So in high school, I should've said,
I want to be a high jumper.
Yes, no, we should have actually practiced high jumping.
Yeah, I would have.
Because I see.
If I knew that that was a fucking thing,
no one told me that was a fucking thing,
that you could mentally grow,
your body.
You stuck in freaking ping pong.
And that's why you didn't grow.
Well, because my parents had a ping pong table
in the garage.
We never have a high jumping, yeah.
A pole vault thing.
I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. All right, yeah, a pole vault thing. Well, I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, I wish this information that I knew
when I was a kid, right?
There's a lot of things that we know now
that they should have taught us as a kid.
I think the number one thing is you don't have
to have a regular job.
Yeah.
When you were a kid, when I went to high school,
I remember we had some career,
like there was a, like they would career counselors.
And you had to go in and they look at your grades
and they go, we think you should be less.
You know, it's always wood shop with me.
I don't know what that meant, but like, or metalwork.
I don't know how to use anything.
I don't think they're wrong about that.
I think you're so good with your hands and making things.
All right.
But I remember looking at it and go,
is there any other option?
And they're like, that's it.
And then I remember years of going,
oh man, I'm gonna be a carpenter or whatever, right?
And then I realized now,
no you can do whatever, I can't tell fart jokes.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
Like they never, probably in high school, they never't tell fart jokes. Yeah. Yeah. Right?
They never, probably in high school, they never say,
oh, you'll be, you could be a rapper.
Yeah, no.
I grew up in a town, Rochester, Minnesota,
which is where the Mayo Clinic is,
which is like the biggest hospital in America.
And so, you mean, but,
biggest in terms of size,
I think most employees and like most, you know,
renowned and like, yeah, people will,
there's lots of, what's it called?
The Mayo Clinic. You've never heard. You've probably like looked up, if you have yeah, people will, there's a lot of people. What's it called?
The Mayo Clinic.
You've never heard.
You've probably like looked up,
if you have like a weird like thing going on,
you wanna look up symptoms, it's usually the first result
for like a lot of stuff.
And Mayo Clinic.
Mayo Clinic, like mayonnaise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went to Mayo High School,
but people would, there'd be a lot of people
in my hometown that were from, you know,
it was like Saudi Arabian princes
and like people from mad different countries
because only that hospital has like the equipment
to treat certain rare.
Whoa, that's interesting.
Anyways, everybody was in the medical fields
and my mom is retired now.
She was a psychiatrist and my dad was a psychologist
like studying insomnia.
So, I just thought I was gonna end up going into medicine
or something, or I thought I was gonna end up
going to college for eight or 12 years or something.
And then when I went to college, I'd started with physics
and I tried biology and I hated all that
and I switched up to a bunch of different things
and then I ended up in business and that's when I like,
I started as a business kid and then like,
but I loved hip-hop and then I just realized like,
yo, I was starting other little businesses
and I thought, I hope I don't wanna just make myself
in the way.
Who are your parents?
Because they're both physicians,
where they're like, come on, Matthew.
Okay, so, well, first of all, my dad died down on 16,
so I hadn't even thought about being a rapper yet
I'm sorry. It's all good. Thank you. You close to him pretty close. Oh my God He's born in Switzerland is much much older than
How old was ads? Well when I was 16 and he passed he was
70 almost about a turn 80 whoa wait, that's me yeah her dad was sick. I am me Theo
Yeah, yeah, Theo has I think he he flexed on because his dad was actually older than mine
Wait when was your cuz my dad was born in 1924
Well, wow, yeah, I guess you think of that. I'm 38. Okay. Okay, so it's kind of the same difference
I'm 27 and my dad was born in 1933
I think you have me beat.
You have barely.
But yeah.
You're good at math because I had to really think about that.
That was a guess.
Okay, I'm still.
But wow, that's crazy.
That's insane.
My mom is 66, I believe.
Now.
So they had a big gap.
Same, my parents had a 36 year age.
Totally.
Wow. My mom's 23, I thought that was a lot.
21, but it's 36.
So, all your mom, she's still in?
He's 62 now.
So, but in 2003, my dad died when he was 80.
That was in 2003.
Wow, we have a very similar, it was about that.
I mean, he was about a turn 80.
In 2013, everything is just,
I always think old sperm makes the weirdest,
funniest kids, like Josh Peck, I think, same thing.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I've been,
that's why I don't have children now.
Because when I'm,
I'm gonna do it when I'm later.
Like Larry, yeah.
I'm gonna make funny kids.
I wanna do it too.
A lot of my good friends,
or a lot of my really good friends,
are really old parents.
Wait till you're sick in your 60s then.
So you make like a funny little weirdo.
I want one with like that Marty Felman eyes.
You do Marty Felman eyes?
Look at Marty Felman eyes.
Look at Marty Felman eyes.
What is he?
I want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want your child to have those eyes.
Yeah, I'm going to go so old, right?
That my kid is going to have weird eyes like that.
Marty Felman.
Do you look up his eyes or just him in general?
Just him. Wow.
That's what fun is. That's his natural eye. Okay. Yeah. If you ever want
Honestly, a great movie to watch. It's one of the funniest movies ever fucking made. It's a Mel Brooks movie.
It's called Young Frankenstein. I've seen it. Yeah, I don't he was the he was the yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Frankenstein. I've seen that.
You had, he was the, he was the, okay, I never put that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, but, I'm a big, I'm a big movie guy if you go for your movies.
Ooh.
That's what, you know, I don't think, I don't know if it's racist, but when you asked
what type of Asian you were, yeah.
Uh, I kind of base, I'm really in a Korean film and I just kind of, you remind me of some
of the actors I've seen.
Lock, yeah, man, those movies.
Is it?
Yeah, Minsek Choi.
Yeah, Minsek Choi, he's in a, old boy. Where's their poster? That yeah man those movie. I'm mad so yeah mincechoy. Hey, man
That's a choice in a old boy. Where's their poster? That's my favorite movie. Oh you have it in here?
Yeah, it's over there. So I don't know. Yeah, what the fuck is it there? It's right there behind you
That's one of my I mean probably my top number one fair movie
I remember that's that movie I gave to Bill Burr years ago on DVD and he goes fuck you give me a
Asian movie right and I remember him a couple of months later calling me and got bra Bill Burr years ago on DVD, and he goes, fuck, you give me a Gage and movie, right?
And I remember him a couple of months later
calling me and got braw in the scene.
Yeah, that's a great fucking movie.
It's such a trouble.
I wanna hear some,
because I've probably seen,
I mean, I've seen all the clat,
like parasite I've seen,
I've seen trained to boost on, you know what I mean?
But maybe you can recommend some deep cuts.
He always names him off.
Yeah, it was the wailing.
We solved that love death.
Wow, that it was such a great movie.
Yeah, insane.
Insane.
What else is there, mother?
Great movie.
The Mars of a murderer.
It was meant, classic.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, I saw the devil.
What a mess. A big choice in that too. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I saw the devil. What a mess.
I'm mixing choice in that too.
Okay.
Those are like the ones that come to mind, right?
There's definitely some deep cuts I've seen.
Maybe I should say, if you've dated a girl,
and she got, I don't like Asian movie.
I was gonna say that's one of the,
like the one of the tests is like sending over some of those.
A lot of people just don't even like to watch movie with
subtitles.
Like, yeah, you haven't done it yet.
You haven't seen old boy. You haven't seen old boy.
You haven't seen one of some of the bangers.
So you've got not.
If any girl ever said that to me,
you're fucking out.
In fact, I'm gonna hurt you.
Not physically, but mentally.
You know what I mean?
Or don't do that.
I'm not gonna even do that.
Or not, I'm not gonna hurt you at all.
I accept it.
He is.
No, I'm not gonna accept it either.
I don't have to accept it.
But don't call me again.
Is that cool?
Yeah. Great answer. I went too far. Yeah, I'm not that kind of it either. I don't have to accept it. But don't call me again. Is that cool? Yeah.
Great answer.
I went too far.
Yeah, I'm not going to call him.
He worked too far.
Way too far, right?
Just don't call me again, right?
Because it's like, here's another one.
Is a girl, if a girl goes, I don't like seafood.
Not that they're allergic, right?
I won't do sushi.
Like, is that a red flag for you?
Well, I actually grew up not liking seafood at all. I know that.
Friendship over.
But I started figuring it out.
I love sushi and I love crustaceans,
but I can't really get down with a salmon slab.
You know, I can't really do that.
Salmon slab.
You know, maybe it's more Midwest, but those, you know, I can't only do that. Salmon slab. You know, when they just, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe it's more Midwest with those
served like, walleye or like,
filet.
I love walleye.
I love walleye.
I just, I can't get into that.
I say sandwich, I'm in like a full steak of fish.
But yeah, I love sushi.
Full of raw.
It's cooked.
Oh, cool.
Maybe that's what turns me off.
I don't know.
I like like tuna tartar and everything.
So I, but I used to not like, see if it,
caviar.
Nah, that's weird.
Wow.
I think, I don't know.
That's a business person and just growing up.
Like, you know, being very frugal,
I just think about every bite is like 10 bucks in a tube.
You know, I see, I see.
I see, it's, yeah, that's what it is.
Doesn't feel worth it.
Yeah.
But whenever like, there's an option of like,
two, you know, two different kinds. You. But whenever there's an option of like two different kinds,
you was, we went to one that was like,
I think we were in, Andrew and I were in Indiana
or something and one of them was $385.
And then the other caviar was 75.
I'll take the 75.
Look, I'm not gonna know the difference.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, especially.
No, because I haven't been eating caviar that long.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna eat the 3.85 and go,
oh, this is a lot more deeper in texture.
Yeah, I would.
But maybe it is.
Yeah, and salty or an oaky or.
Okay, you know what I mean?
Like, there's no way I'm gonna be like,
no, it tastes like fish eggs.
Yeah, and I'm also really impressionable
if someone would be like, well, this is that.
I'll believe what they're saying.
And then.
Oh, what you're saying is that if they brought up
the 751, but they charge a 385, you want. I'd fall for it. Yeah, me too. I would fall for it. Yeah, what you're saying is that if they brought up the 751 and they charge it 385, you won't.
Yeah, I'd fall for it.
Yeah, me too.
I would fall for it.
Yeah, I don't know nothing about Kavi Arbid.
I like it.
Yeah, so see food is not that of a red flag for you then.
No, it's not.
For me, for me, it's with food.
I don't know.
Red flags, the movie, the movie thing is big.
Actually, with that 410 girl, she initially didn't want
to watch any Asian movies.
And so I eased her into it with everything everywhere all at once,
because there's a lot of Asians in this movie.
Yeah.
And you know, maybe this will be good to start, and she loved that.
So then I got her to watch Old Boy and it kind of worked out.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
She got into it.
And you just kind of got to...
That's a big jump.
Yeah, from that to that.
But yeah, I don't know.
She was like, I don't know. I just, she was like,
I don't have any seen Asian cinema,
I think I just kind of convinced her that it was
by Asian directors.
I don't believe it is everything everywhere all at once.
It is, yeah.
Half the brothers, yeah.
Okay, okay, got it, got it.
Yeah, half the brothers are,
let me actually, I'm gonna see some brothers.
Wait, what?
I'm sorry, half the brothers?
Or sorry, half the duo, my baby.
Okay, got it.
That was a little joke. I mean, half the brothers are big. I half the duo, my best. Okay, got it. That was a little shit.
I mean, half the brother's a bigot of it.
I let it go, but I was gonna end it that out.
Yeah, keep it in.
Because I was fucking insane what you just said.
I'm gonna say some, we're not first date,
and if a girl said, you know what?
I don't like anything sci-fi or fantasy.
Like none of those movies, like, fuck it.
I can't watch it, it's stupid.
With dragons and shit, is that a rough like?
I just look at why, like, why?
Like, why can't you just give it a try?
I'll watch anything, you know?
Me fucking too, you know what I mean?
Although I don't like colonial movies.
I see won't give it all a try.
Okay, you're right.
Like, you know, like when it's like, you know,
dangerous liaisons or like, you know, colonial,
17th to 18th English society.
Oh, I love that.
Like, yeah, I know what women love that shit.
Like fantasy, very linden or something.
Yeah, whoa, does this move?
Did you see Barry Linden?
Yeah.
That's insane.
That's a deep cut, um,
Cubrick movie.
Kind of deep cut.
You're a movie guy.
I am, yeah.
Because before I was like, he likes Asian movies,
but when you threw a Barry linden in my front, that was a deep cut. I am, yeah. Because before I was like, he likes Asian movies, but when you threw a berry linden in my
friend, that was a deep cut.
Fuck you, John.
I thought I hated that stuff too, and then I watched that one, and I was like, I don't like
the hair and the talking and stuff.
Right.
It was cool.
No, because here's why I don't like it.
It's just that I can't see myself, someone that looks like me in that world.
I feel like they would just be like, ta ta, you know what I mean?
Also, like when I watched like the tutors
or any of that stuff, like about King Henry, you're out.
Yeah, but think about if you were there with them,
they would treat you like shit, dude.
Yeah, that's true.
Like in Mad Men, I would try to get in Mad Men,
and then one of the executives and Mad Men goes,
bring that Chinaman over.
As soon as I said that, he said that in the fucking show.
Oh my God.
And I fucking push pause like a fuck you madman.
Wow.
In back in the 50s and 60s at Ad Agents,
wait, do they have any Asians
in all of the seasons of Madman?
Yeah, there was a guy like doing janitor work
and this reference to him as a Chinaman.
Right, and I'm like, I can't get behind this.
I know that's the way they talked.
You know what I mean in the 50s and 60s,
but it's like I just I'm not in that world.
They wouldn't accept me.
But why'd you like Game of Thrones?
Because it's a fantasy.
I was gonna say it's not really earth.
There's no white walkers, you know what I mean?
In reality.
There were no Asians though.
They tried, they tried.
They tried.
Again, they just put them in like little...
What does that mean, they tried?
They did, they had a couple Asian actors
dressed as like the tree people or what.
What?
Oh, that's right, they tried.
Let me say something, the white walker,
we could have been one of them.
They were just like blue like everyone else.
The eyes could be like this.
Or they don't have to be that tight.
What?
You don't have to always go so hard.
You know, I know, oh, you're right.
It's just a mind in there.
Sure.
I don't have to do with this.
Yeah, do with it.
You know what show you'd love then?
It's like a mix of like the colonial stuff you hate.
But they actually have Asians in it is Bridgerton.
Oh, Bridgerton, yeah.
But here's why I don't like about that either.
What, not realistic?
It's not realistic.
Okay, so what he makes you, no, my, here's,
it's like, shut up.
You don't understand my point.
Do you understand what I'm saying or no?
Well, I also just don't like it
because I think, I don't like that stuff either.
For different reasons, it's just kind of,
I don't know the all proper stuff
and it just seems, I don't know.
If it was funny, is that funny?
Or is it?
Um, uh, yeah.
It's not a good, yeah, it's a good, yeah.
It's not part of like a humorous one.
Oh, it was a, uh, Yorgos Land theme on movie.
Oh, I love him.
What was that movie he made that was colonial?
The, uh, what the, the, the maidens that were like beefing?
Um, I don't know.
I like that. It was funny.
You should watch that. The favorite?
The favorite.
Yeah.
The favorite.
I'll watch it.
That's a cool movie.
That guy, that director doesn't crazy stuff.
Did the lobster?
He did the lobster.
Oh, he's great.
And that was him.
Killing a musakerdere, you see that?
Yes.
This guy has a lot of bangers.
You're the most lentimosses.
Yeah, this is really great.
Wait, wait, is that saying the same guy that did the lobster?
Yeah.
What's the last movie that I liked?
Yeah, we did killing the sacred deer is what we saw.
Crazy.
That's what we saw.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys are gonna watch Dog Tooth.
Have you heard of that?
Is that same guy?
I think it was his first movie.
Dog Tooth is, yeah, that one.
It is.
We have so many good ones.
Wait, doesn't he have a new one coming out?
I don't know.
Yeah, he has.
I just saw a trailer for a new one.
It looks insane.
But I would love for any of you guys to watch that movie,
Dog Tooth.
Oh, I've talked to him.
Crazy. It's about teeth. It's, it's, it's,
dog teeth. You know, all those movies are weird, but this is probably the weirdest.
It's about tuna. It's about, what? Oh, it's just dog tooth. Oh,
dog tooth. The tooth. That's out of tuna. Okay, no, it's about, uh,
wait, wait, wait, stop, I'm sorry. What? There's dog tooth tuna. It's a very
popular type of tooth name. It's a tuna with teeth of a dog. No, it's just the name.
Okay, let's move on. Okay, let's do it. Okay, let's a tuna with teeth of a dog. No, it's just a name. OK, let's move on first. Looks like OK, let me see.
Name it something else.
The story is like that.
How about name it something else?
It's about fished teeth tuna.
I don't really want to eat.
That would make a dog.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why they had to rename Mahi Mahi
because it's called dolphin fish.
Or like Chilean sea bass.
It's Antarctic toothfish.
Right, they have to change.
So if you had to put toothfish on a menu,
it doesn't sound cute.
But as a docked tooth tuna,
maybe you wanna keep the name,
cause they won't eat you then.
Yeah, they call them doggies though,
like when you used to spear fisherman.
Oh, they still eat them?
Yeah, they shoot them.
My friend, like, holds the record as a spree.
Let's move on.
Yeah, I'll do it.
So docked tooth.
Movie. I'll watch it. Yeah. I'll take a look. So, talk to you. Movie.
I'll watch it.
Movie.
Yeah.
It's a dad who like raises his children really weird
in this house and it's, okay, very trippy.
He's a little bit disturbing but it's good.
Really?
So let's do this then, my friend, okay?
I'm gonna name you 10 movies of my all-time favorite.
And maybe we can do the same.
You can do the same.
Yeah, I'll look to him.
And maybe some of the lists. So I'm going to throw out one.
Right now, okay. I'll throw out one, then you throw out one. Do you want to play this game?
Yeah, I'd love to. Yeah, because I really like you. I like you. It's nice.
I can tell that. It's genuine. Yeah. So I would say being there.
With Peter, so. Yeah. I being there With Peter so yeah, I
Don't watch half of it. I have a torrented and I didn't finish it
And I fucked up. I was gonna flight those so it was my fault
But you know the movie I haven't yet. I want on the finish okay finish it
Give me one
City of God love that love
Well dude great. Oh Paris, Texas city of God. Love that love. Whoa dude. Great.
Whoa.
Paris, Texas.
I haven't seen it. I've heard a lot of good things though.
I'll watch it.
That was pretty chill, right? It's kind of look-y.
It's not really that big of a story.
It's just one of those kind of like mood.
Like, it just gets a feeling out of it.
You know how sometimes you watch a movie? There's not that big of a plot or there's not. There's get a feeling out of it. You know how sometimes you watch a movie?
There's not that big of a plot or there's not.
There's just a feeling.
It's...
Parasax is okay.
Yeah, yeah.
And Harry Dean Stan is so good in this movie.
Okay.
All right.
I've been recommended a lot.
But it's not like, there's no twists or turns.
There's no shot on twist on it, you know what I mean?
Kind of like the, what's the movie that's red rocket?
You see that?
No, I saw it.
No, I saw red rocket.
I saw red rocket.
All that.
And what's your the premiere?
Sean, Sean, maybe.
Sean, something his, all his movies are very, just a vibe, you know?
Yeah, like I like vibe.
Feel it and but there's not like a crazy story.
Give me one, buddy.
Didn't I just go?
What'd you say?
Oh, you said prayer sticks.
No, I'm not.
You just sit city of God. Yeah, yeah, so it's a my turn now
Survive style five plus
What the fuck survived
Japanese it's it's kind of
Yeah, wait, it's not like what's that movie?
Diaper news like where all the high school kids that kill each other on an aisle
I don't know. Roy out love that love that movie. Yeah, I'm
high school kid that killed each other on an aisle. That'll roll out.
Love that movie.
Yeah.
It's about style five.
Sick poster.
Dude, when did this come out?
Maybe early 2000s.
And that's great.
Huh?
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's really funny and weird and it's very...
One of the main actors is really popping now.
Look at the cast real quick.
And he's literally in like the Avengers and whatnot.
I love all of his older stuff.
He was, he was, uh, each of the killer,
you know, each of the killer.
Oh, I love each of the killer.
It was the same actor as in this movie.
No.
So, that's him.
The top guy I don't want to try it for now.
It's Todd and Abu Asana.
Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, great.
Oh, Wagner.
By the way, John Wick dies in John Wick 4.
F-Y-I.
F-Y-I.
I'm not, I'm not her, because I...
Sorry to the listener, but...
Insane, insane.
Sorry to the listeners, that.
Sorry to the listener, sorry, my bad.
It's about the alert.
I mean, I just like...
He died.
I like to watch the movie and all I really watch for, I don't know that the story is. Okay, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, listener, sorry, my bad. It's about the alert. I mean, I just like, I like to watch the movie and you, all I really watch for you,
I don't know what the story is.
Okay, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike,
turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn, Mike, turn,
I'll go horror with you.
You can count on me.
No, not you can count on me.
That's not horror.
That's not horror.
I like that movie.
That's a Mark Rufalo.
Family drama. But my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Well, I also want to do ones that you really think are in your top. Okay, top 50 or whatever.
Well, I want to say the wailing is top like 10.
Yeah, horror.
I recently watched Gerald's game.
I never heard of it.
It's Steven King book that turned into a movie.
Maybe you saw a trailer.
It's like a husband and wife that are like doing being horny and she gets
chained up and then he dies. Is it there's a sex, it's like a husband and wife that are like doing being horny and she gets chained up and then he dies. Is there a sex in it?
There's a little bit, but as most,
I don't like sex in movies.
I think I don't think they actually get
to the sex before he dies.
And then the whole of us in movies,
her chained up and like, it's really crazy.
Oh, it's like hostile.
No, it's not nearly as grimy and scary.
Oh, okay, okay.
It's just, it's trippy.
I was gonna watch that. I'd recommend that.
But horror, we can go with misery.
I had to go like more way up there, misery.
That's a misery's grand.
Yeah.
This is a recent one I saw that I'd really recommend.
Gerald's game.
Oh Netflix.
It's on Netflix.
Whoa.
No, I highly.
Watch Survive Style 5 Plus first, but this is a yeah
Yeah, I'm watching all this shit. Okay, but yeah, yeah, I love it
But like you know you couldn't I'll be honest with you just based on what I know about you
You just couldn't date a girl that doesn't like movies
Yeah
What the most recent one she was very into reality TV which I really don't go. And I would, I mean, I would make her watch movies with me
sometimes, but, and when she's doing a reality TV,
you know, I'd make myself watch some of it,
but yeah, I, you know, unless it was like some soft,
like I made her watch her, that we kind of both got into that.
Oh, that's a great movie.
But, you know,
yeah, that's how much that really falls. Did that last that really, oh, you're still in that relationship? That's why I movie. But, you know. Yeah. That's how much that really falls.
Did that last that really?
Are you still in that relationship?
No.
That's why I didn't last, maybe.
I guess so.
I mean, it's like you need a soulmate
that likes some of the same things you do.
Ooh.
Because that will build resentment through time.
Will it?
What?
Resentment over like,
if like, if like, I'm sorry,
I don't know why I'm yelling at it.
That was in time.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay. I was getting excited. I'm so sorry. I was getting excited.
I was getting excited.
I'll try to say it in a less aggressive way.
If I was, I have to go crazy.
I have to go crazy.
I have to go.
If I, if I, I have to go.
Do it.
I'm sorry, John.
Right?
What I'm saying is that, dude, it's like, you know, if years go by and they're like, fuck
lower the rings, fuck Korean movies, fuck all these, right?
And after 10 years, the 10,000 times they say, fuck that movie, you'll snap.
I got it.
Right?
Because if they're watching garbage, right?
Got it.
Right. And wasting their time watching bullshit, like, people love the bachelor, I get it, got it. Right? Because if they're watching garbage, right? Got it.
And wasting their time watching bullshit,
like people love the bachelor, I get it.
Wait, you watched the whole season.
I love it.
I like you.
I love it.
And America's got talent.
To be fair, this is it.
Right, you're right, I fucking, I'm, yeah.
He's like a reality junkie.
Don't let this man fool you.
Why y'all right?
He loves like game shows, he loves um,
like competition talent, competition.
I like one that little guy, what's the little guy?
What's the little guy?
The little guys.
What little guys?
The TLC shows, the little guys.
The Japanese ones, the, the,
no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, the little people.
Yeah, I like it.
Oh, that's a shame.
I know, I was talking about, sorry, I, that's not a race.
Don't you like what they do that?
When I said the Japanese, I wasn't trying to say
the Japanese people are little.
I meant the gay.
That's what it sounded like.
The gay is really dead.
Make sure it's not like that.
It's clips, let's finish this part.
The Japanese game shows are so wild.
Do you ever watch that?
Yes, yeah, insane.
I just, I don't know where to find them.
Where do I look?
Like, well, I'm Korean, so I don't know where to find them. Where do I look like?
You know what I'm Korean so I don't know why you don't
Well, you just said you love them. I yeah on YouTube. I'll see a clip But it's I'm like I got you said you love game show
I'm like maybe that's one of them but he pitched one him in jokoi and it was based on a Japanese game show
Exact one that you're talking about the really funny ones where they use like Zaran wrap on the faces, stuff like that.
You pitched one.
Do you believe that me and Joe Koy went to every network
and streaming service and no one bought it?
That's crazy.
I would walk the walk.
You would think a 30 minute game show with me and Joe Koy
would have been a shoe in, but like, ah, no.
When did you try?
A while ago.
10 years, nine years ago.
I was watching this show. Was it? But like, ah, no. Why don't you try? A while ago. 10 years, nine years ago. I'm trying to get on your second.
I was watching this show, was it?
It was like a,
I'm not gonna think of it.
It had the guy that acted, I'm not gonna,
it was just some dumb game show that was like,
I don't think about it before it was over.
But it was just, they were really bad game shows coming out.
You got the jet, but different countries
can take it to the next level.
I heard there's a Japanese one where
They're either singing or something while someone's jerking them off. Yes, I've seen that one
Yeah, that's an old one. They're not anyone. Oh no, the one that I'd seen was was a you got way too excited
You got way too excited about it. It was really creepy crazy
Can you back up a little bit and then come in again,
just normal?
Jesus fuck.
Yes, the J-1, that was like a...
I was like, okay, we know your perv.
Well, I'm a little nervous.
It's very humorous, it's will I come?
And it's a...
Will I come?
Yeah, so there's a straight porn actor from Japan,
and then there's a gay guy who's like a chef
or something that's just a regular guy,
and the porn actor is like,
it's to see it will he come from a blowjob from the gay chef.
And who's a porn, and like-
Is he singing too or is it?
No, no, this is just like, it's hilarious because like-
There has to be singing, though.
The porn star is like, I am a professional.
I will not come and then
He sees this chubby chef come in and the chubby chef is gay. Yeah, okay
I was sure I would win before but now I am even more sure. Yeah
Does he come though?
He's a come down. Does he come down? This is a series that went on or is it one time? Yeah?
I feel like that went on in your mind
I feel like we're not gonna find that able to find that. I think this is like a clip from it, but it's like.
No, but this is the singing one, right?
That's the singing one.
Yeah, I've seen it.
I've seen it.
That's the one you guys were talking about.
Yeah, I'm going to look into that.
Bro, bro, bro.
I don't think I would come.
To the stage fright.
Yeah, stage fright.
I don't even think like if I were to,
I can't even imagine getting hard in front of that many people.
Well, even if it's just one cameraman and an porn set,
I wouldn't be able to do it.
Billy, can you just, is there any way remotely?
You have to be in the room, fuck,
there's no way I could do it.
Yeah.
Would you be able to do it?
No.
I've gotten stopped before, like, you know,
three someone, like, other girl was just looking at me weird.
I can't imagine if it's a dude or if it was on camera,
if I was singing, all that out.
Yeah.
Oh, imagine also a director giving you notes.
Yeah.
Hey, Bobby, it's like not convincing.
Like, you know, your character is,
I'd just be like,
shit the fuck out, John.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just gonna do it this way, John.
You know what I mean?
Like, I would not take a note.
Yeah.
Wouldn't you? Would you take notes? Yeah, we got a big character, actor just gonna do it this way, John! You know what I mean? Like, I would not take a snob. Yeah. Wouldn't you?
Would you take notes?
You got to be a character, I just get into it
however you want.
Eeks, dude, that's exactly what I'm saying, dude.
I've done it before.
But there are people who are exhibitionists, though,
so if you're naturally someone who likes to perform
sexually in front of a crowd and that gets you off,
then you're a perfect contestant for that show.
Yeah, I hung out with Loomirane and two of her porn stars
a couple of weeks ago at the comedy store.
And they're going into like, fisting and all all this stuff and they're like, yeah, but you
know what?
I like it when this happens and I committed it.
And it's just like, I just go, ah, don't put a fist in your ball.
What?
Can we start there?
It's a good game show.
Yeah, don't put a fist in your ball.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're saying, oh, we know one girl
that could just go straight fist.
I thought you would do this first
and then form a fist in the bottle.
Oh, you could just punch.
Yeah.
One punch man right in the bottle.
Yeah.
You would think that, like, if someone was gonna fist you.
Yeah, man.
Think about it.
You would say, tips of your finger first,
then form the fist inside.
I feel like good luck.
Try to fist me.
You as a challenge.
Yeah, I mean, just, I mean, yeah, I guess.
Like try to get a thumb in there.
I'm tight, man.
Me tight, me tight.
We were just fist bump ever.
Yeah, me tight.
It's because my elbow's broken.
Not only that, also, we were talking about fisting.
It's a, yeah. You can't go full, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You've been fisted?
Yeah, but like my family doctor, you know this.
Oh, no, but in a sexual way.
I think it was sexual for you.
I know, but not for you.
That's not cool.
Yeah.
It's all too bad.
I don't do that dog.
That wasn't a full fisting.
No, I've never.
I'm so sensitive.
Like, I don't even like the feeling of like tampons.
Like when I masturbate, there's no entry.
It's all like I don't like a lot of like
hardcore deep penetrations.
Yeah, yeah.
Also, do they fist a vagina?
I don't like the idea of being fisted.
It is like there's no pleasure in that.
That just seems like horribly painful.
I'm sure it's like fun in like a performative way,
but thank you all for me. Yeah sure it's like fun in like a performative way, but
Thank you all cast for me. Yeah, it's like a camera thing. It's like a
It's like a shock, you know the shock of the guys at resorts that blow fire. It's like that
Couldn't you see GI of fist fucking?
Yeah, you could do anything that's what I would do if I wasn't a scene. I could just see, green screen my butt. Oh. Right. It's in your Kylem, I'll aim it.
You know what I mean?
It's in your contract.
And then they send it to Lucas's fucking ranch or whatever.
Yeah.
And then they probably do a really good,
they put ad blood or whatever you need to do.
But you've technically shot like a soft core porn, right?
When you did the green screen, the dragon, this.
That's not the soft core.
That was a sketch show. I know, but there was a whole lot of. There was a lot of this. Oh yeah, yeah dragon, the disc. That's not soft porn. That was a sketch show.
I know, but there was a whole lot of.
There was a lot of it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of it.
I would do gay porn if it was like that.
That'd be cool, huh?
Just holding Dicks.
No, but green screen it.
Oh, okay.
Then you could put like Megatron and other,
like crazy Dicks.
And Yoda, whatever.
And I mean, I can try to Yoda and do that, you know what I mean?
I, uh, does Megatron have a penis? Probably know man. I just make a try not to be in this.
Probably exactly.
I had a brief.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, Steve, oh, that's Steve.
Oh, God.
Looks like.
This is on the internet forever, I love it.
Dude, do you believe they let that on TV?
Yeah, it is.
Well, actually, with that, there's no way,
no network TV, even this crazy.
There's no way.
They let that slide on network TV.
Yeah, so I actually have two porn cameos.
I, I met a porn, so I've met a lot of porn shows.
I actually have performed at the AVN Awards.
What I was gonna say earlier is that I met all these
male porn shows, all the leading ones,
and they're some of the most nice,
down-to-earth chill guys.
Like, if they have the best life,
exactly.
Yeah, they knotted away all their stress,
and it's chill.
Anyways, I met this porn star,
and she, I don't know exactly why,
I don't know what maybe she wanted to get something else out of it,
but basically she paid me to use my house.
Not the one I have now,
but my previous house,
to film lesbian porn.
And I was like, ah, you could pay me, but I require a cameo as well.
So, like, and both of them, they had like a fruit theme.
So at the beginning of the video, I would, you played a fruit?
No, I'd walk in.
I walk in as like the flute delivery man.
Yeah.
I say fruit delivery man.
I think a flute one would be more, a flute would like a more of a phrase here.
It's young granny.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, I just brought these women like,
hey, here's your stromba, here's your baby.
You had lines.
Yeah, yeah.
They gave you lines.
It was actually in my bed at my old house
and I was in the room and everything and it was.
Did you watch the scene?
Part of it. Yeah, we sat there and drank beer as being my roommate.
That's not fun.
Oh, that sounds cool.
Yeah, a little weird after a while, we just left, it's like honest. This is, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, I'm going was. Did you watch the scene? Part of it. Yeah, we sat there and drank beers and we met in the roommate.
It was kind of fun.
Oh, that sounds cool.
Yeah, a little weird after a while.
I'm just left, just like, oh, this is, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know it was gonna go for 40 minutes.
So we got out after a bit, but it was kind of chill
to just see the behind the scenes.
I'm like the camera guys have all their little things
I gotta do that I didn't think about, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's not for me.
So yeah, I mean, I didn't do porn, I just delivered the fruit.
No, just in terms of, I don't think I could be a porn star.
No.
I don't think you could either.
Yeah, no.
Why?
I feel like, I feel like maybe you definitely, but you're a part of the family.
Well, I'll be honest with you, like, you have a John Holmes vibe too.
Who's John Holmes?
He's one of the most legendary porn male stars.
I think they're digler-wiss based on?
Based on John Holmes.
Really?
Way back.
OK.
Yeah, like a 70s.
OK.
Yeah.
All, you know what I mean?
Guy with a big dick.
Come on.
Thanks, man.
You have a big dick?
Udon.
Udon.
We'll go with that.
John Holmes.
Oh, look at him.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
That was a legend, then.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, so we never got around to talking about the commune.
Like, did you live in one or?
Confirmer denied. Okay, so yeah, basically, I was, um, was there one more thing I
had special to say about porn? Yeah, just do, right? Remember what it was.
No, you have to say it now. Wait, do you have sex tapes?
Oh, okay, well that is one thing.
There was a sex tape in me that got leaked,
but it was funny.
It wasn't that bad, but it blew up on Twitter.
Probably it was because it was funny,
because it's really short,
but it's me hitting this girl from the back
and then I like set the camera down
and it just happens like flip and like face me.
So I'm like looking into the camera and like smiling
and like talking to myself and then I get a leg cramp.
It's like 20 seconds, but that blew up on the internet
at one point.
Oh, that's still like that sweet.
Did you hear that like Leonardo DiCaprio has
to wear headphones while he's fucking?
Oh, that's not a good idea.
Like he puts his little AirPods in and he like dissociates.
That's weird.
It's kind of weird, yeah.
And even weird, if he was like listening to like a movie
that it was in, like a Ted talk.
No, like the parted or something.
His own movie, his own movie.
That'd be the weirder.
What if we have watched his own movies while he fought?
Yeah, it's very American Psycho.
Yeah, yeah, I would put on like some elevator music or something.
Oh yeah, this thing.
It says, it had phones and vapes.
And vapes?
Well, I mean, that's bullshit.
I mean, honestly, if you're gonna get accused of anything,
that's probably a lot better than most things.
Yeah, it's kind of fun.
Yeah, you're a very traditional, like, love-making kind of guy.
Thank you. Good.
Yeah, you're very traditional.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you so much, dude. So if you had a sex tape leak the view, how would you feel?
Well, it depends what it is though. I would like it. Hmm. I would like it because um, it would show me a different light
What what is that? Well, people see me as this goofy fucked up, you know, man Korean dude that says weird shit
whatever right and not they don't necessarily
I
Want to share something with you and I don't want you to be offended by it
The legal sex tape. Oh, Oh, okay, thank God.
So, I made out with a girl on the road.
I think that's gonna offend me.
Yeah, but here's what's gonna offend you.
She goes, this girl goes, there's three guys on my list.
Yeah.
Right?
That I wanted to hook up when you're one of them, which makes you feel good.
Yeah.
Right?
Until she said that the next two, and then I almost jumped off a building.
The next two was Oliver Tree, Ethan Klein.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, that's rough.
Yeah, I kissed him on my mouth.
Yeah.
But when, if you ever said that you were in that same
category, how would you were in that same category,
how would you feel about yourself?
No, yeah, I really would.
I love you then.
But also Oliver Tree.
It's insane.
And then she said, let's FaceTime Oliver Tree.
So we FaceTime Oliver Tree?
Oh, you did that after.
Yeah, you just made out and she got,
How was this supposed to offend me and offended you?
Yeah, that was weird.
That's true. It backfired. What? Yeah, right. I'm offended. I think it's kind of funny. It's funny. Yeah, I'm a human freak
I mean if she said Tom Hardy and fucking Brad Pitt yeah, I'd be like and I'm the third guy that doesn't I'll be third
We're an amazing list. I was third and those two were ahead of me. Oh, it was an old she told you that in order
He gave you order. Yeah, she goes Ethan first Oliver and then you
What I'm third
Well, Ethan can't because of exactly maybe that's why because it's like I mean a difficult thing to do
But any who you know, I don't know why I brought that up. Oh, me, all over tree, I was very impressed with this, he called me,
and he's like, I really,
I was question for you,
what's the oldest woman you've been with
because everyone associates me with much older women.
I read that too, I didn't want to bring it up.
But why?
Oh, it's just part of my,
sort of part of the brand,
and then I just kind of started embracing it,
and people just started pitching their moms to me,
and I actually kind of got with more
I mean, I had been with like older women. If you don't hold this longer than with 56
Which isn't that crazy, but yeah, I mean, that's about you know where it kind of work
It's like but it's like a 56 year old like a JLo type
I mean
Choose hot. Yeah, 56 year olds-olds, like women these days,
like, they're in their 60s, they're gorgeous.
Like, I'm not, I'm gonna age just,
what, I don't think she was coming out of your arms,
you're just saying that.
I know, but she just made a face like I was.
Well, you've been with the grandma.
I would love to see you, like,
date someone your own age.
He's with the grandma.
Yeah, but this is when he was like in his 20s,
you hooked up with the grandma and the van,
but that was just out of novelty.
How old was she?
She's 53, I think.
53, something.
But I was like, I was like 30 something.
Oh, that's not bad.
It's not that bad.
I mean, listen, that's not what it is.
Is this that, um, am I an ageist?
A little bit. Oh, no. A little bit. You're right. What is it about that, am I an agent? A little bit.
Oh no.
A little bit.
You're right.
What is it about, so it started off as this novelty thing, but then you started realizing,
like, oh, I really am attracted to older women?
I'm attracted to older women.
I don't know exactly why.
I really like, when I have got with an older woman a couple times when we started hanging out like the conversation
Just way different, you know, and it's interesting to learn you learn these things. You can talk about FDR
You can talk about you know me quite that old but oh
You know things you can't talk about with younger people. It's like a lot of the girls. I'm around like circle down economics
Whatever they all talk about the same stuff at my in my age and it's like, I wanna, you know.
You're 27.
27. Yeah. Yeah.
I hear that.
It must be cool because older women too,
they're probably even more turned on
because this young rap star, you know what I mean,
is hitting it, right?
And it's like,
Also, it's like sex is better at this age for me
than in my 20s.
Like in my 20s, like I just wasn't connected to my body really.
Like I'd kind of like fuck for sport, you know what I mean?
But like now, like you're really kind of looking for,
like you prioritizing like your pleasure.
And I wasn't able to do that when I was younger.
But I think there is something to maybe an older woman kind of like
being able, I don't know, I don't know what the sex is like
with older women, but.
When we say older, it's not like I'm banging
a bunch of 50 year olds, I would say more like
between like 38, okay, that 37.
38.
I was like, a rat person was like,
I don't know how that's not her exact.
39.
But for me, that is, you know, I guess 10 years older,
it's more like 40 to 50 is where it ends up sometimes.
And I mean, it's become a lot more accessible
because they know about this milk thing
and they'll just hit me up.
And it's, you know, what's the difference
between milk and cougar?
I guess they're mostly probably cougars anyway.
It's milk stuff kids, cougars.
Oh, milk has, so milk has to have a care.
The milk category on porn, I hear you have to have really like big cat. A Milf category on porn.
I hear you have to have really big breasts.
That's the Milf category.
I was like, I'm going to porn star about it.
They basically go from there the step sibling or their cast
it as step daughter or whatever.
And then they hit a certain age and they just instantly
switch into the Milf.
Yeah.
Like step mom category.
Is that crazy?
You're right.
It's always, you know, me young people
and then in their 20, I saw this girl on a porn
where I know she's like in her late 20s
and it's a milk on the thing.
Yeah.
I got in sync.
Chris, the two more thoughts on the milk fillet thing.
All of her trees was higher than mine
because he had a woman in a video that he shot
and like made out in the video
and I guess he hooked up with her after
but she was like 70.
So I was pretty press with that.
Wow.
Yep.
70.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's in sky like it.
And then another thing, I don't know if it's kind of dark
but it turns me on a little bit when my fans will bring
their moms to shows and then even if their moms a fan
are not out there just coming with their kids
and then I get with the mom.
You've done that?
Yes.
Wow.
I like that.
I like that.
I'm kind of like,
but usually the kids are like into it.
They're hyped for me.
They are?
They are?
That's insane.
Like I once had my tour bus and I was having this mom
join me and her kids were there,
and she's getting them an Uber from my tour bus to go home and they're really hyping
up a fun biker.
Really?
Yeah.
Like she's going to camp by.
Camp Brady?
They got like a little meat and greed out of it.
They're probably like 16 and 18 or something.
Yeah.
And their mom was obviously divorced or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're single, yeah, yeah.
So they're closer and aged to me than I am to her.
What are you doing? What about the TikTok contest? Oh, yeah, there's a TikTok contest. I did
It really like got to a point where everyone was like making videos of like, you know, here's my mom gravy like
Fuck my mom. Oh wow
Now do they go to their moms first and go is this cool that I say this? I would hope so. I'm sure some of them don't.
But sometimes the moms are right there in the video.
Why?
I have a question.
Yeah.
How would you feel if your mom was thrown in the mix?
Your mom.
My mom?
Your mom.
No.
Absolutely fucking not, man.
I mean, you wouldn't be hyped for her.
It's not me.
I'd be okay with it.
What if she was like, I really want this for myself.
That's right, that's right.
That's right.
Yeah, I wanna fuck young girl, baby.
I'd be like, no mom, why not?
I love Udon Loonul.
I want TikTok challenge.
I bet your mom, those who he is,
because she's really into like, younger music. Let's let go
Let's let's let go. You know, it's not me my brother. I you would go ape shit
Okay, you would go ape shit. No, let's yeah, I want young gravy to survive also also also steer clear
The the challenge was I was trying to promote this song, Betty, which I ended up blowing up
pretty big last year.
And I forgot what the other prizes were.
It was like FaceTime's, like if you did a cool enough thing with the song, it was people
making a really cool art or whatever.
I would go on a, or I would FaceTime you for a while and just talk about life and everything
which was cute.
We did a bunch of those.
But then the grand prize was I'll take your mom on a date and
I
Actually I'll send you the video later. We can pull it up
But a document of the whole date it was a little bit biased like like I did pick from all the videos that were like
The best of what people were doing
But this one was a woman to live in LA and I saw what his mom looked like and she was hot.
So I went on a date and yeah, a banger and...
And it was pretty obvious from the video that I did
and then it was just interesting how Gen Z is
because the sun was commenting on it.
Like, hell yeah, like, let's go.
People were commenting like, oh, we totally banged the mom
and he'd be like, yeah, wow.
You know what I like?
And you could raw dog, because they're older.
No, because it kind of something.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you, it wasn't a crazy question.
Because it kind of subverts this whole idea
that like, you know, when you think of your parents,
you think of them as just your parents, not like 3D breathing sexual beings.
Yeah.
So I really like this whole movement of you thinking, you know what?
Like, parents are hot.
And they fuck.
And I like that.
I don't want, I'm okay thinking about my mom being this vibrant, slutty thing.
Like I want her.
I want that, I want to know that she had that.
A woman's vagina is like a Honda Civic.
Oh my God.
They don't break down.
Ha ha ha.
Wisdom baby, wisdom.
Right, they don't break down.
They don't.
People think they do, right,
but they always were.
Oh my God, in my nursing rotations,
I would, I would clean some elderly women
and they had better pussies than me. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. had better pussies than me.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Watch nicer pussies than me.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, what do you mean?
Nicer, like, just like more everything about it.
I was like, wow.
They're tucked in.
Yeah, they look beautiful.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
But is there an age where like,
I'm sure Cher still smashes.
Chers with a young man.
Yo, Cher is probably has got the most gorgeous pussy still.
So I saw videos of her when she was younger.
She saw, she has a lot of surgery now, right?
A little bit.
I don't know that much about her,
but she looks so hot back on the day.
But she's well, I think.
She's 70s.
Yeah.
I mean,
Jane Vonna is still really hot.
Yeah, but she has a lot of surgery,
surgery really turns me out, but thing.
Oh, really?
If it's obvious.
If yeah.
The good Pacino.
El Pacino.
What about him?
Is he hot?
Is he hot?
What?
What were you just saying, Nick?
No, he just had...
Oh, I don't know why.
Yeah.
El Pacino and Robert and Eurotus just get their...
Where we're pregnant.
They're significant always pregnant.
Yes.
Oh.
Pacino's 83.
He has girlfriend's 29 and he's has his baby coming.
One. What? I thought you were going to say and he's has his baby coming. One.
What?
I thought you were gonna say like she's, you know,
83 also.
I got it right.
Oh yeah.
He should do that, huh?
But it's not.
It's just kind of weird,
because he knows probably he's gonna die
in the next like 10 years.
And then the kid's.
No father.
Again, I have no father and be with a young woman.
Yeah, but you know what I mean, if you're gonna be
enough money because he's fucking...
Let's say my name is Albert Pacino.
Is it?
That's my now, Albert?
Yeah, I'm 10 years old, my dad dies.
What's his actual first name?
No, I'm his son.
I know, but what is Albert Pacino's real name?
I'm just wondering, it can't be Albert, that'd be true.
Alan.
I think Alan.
Alan, it's, I think it's an Italian badass name.
Alfred though.
Alfred.
Alfredo.
Alfredo.
Exactly.
I see.
Yeah.
Maybe different name.
I'm Eugene.
Eugene.
Right.
Is that a common name that Asian folks could call it?
Yeah.
Korean.
A lot of you.
A lot of Koreans.
Because.
Clean. One of my really good friends growing up Jason Eugene Chang
I was I was not that I met a white gene was gene right gene a lot of David's
Matt's coming to right anything biblical yeah, okay, but yeah, yeah, I have never been a white Gene tattoo. I have a second tattoo. I ever got this black out tattoo
I was second tattoo I ever got this black out tattoo. It's not.
Oh, it was by someone named Matt.
No, it was the name Matt.
Why?
I lost, I was an ex boyfriend.
I want to say it was like I lost a bet to something
that but it was an ex and I was like 17 living in Vegas.
I was like Matt sounds like a good idea.
I'm gonna name my kids Jackson.
Why?
I just think it's cool.
Jackson Lee. I like Jack, Jack by itself.
Well, you can change it to that later.
Can I take claim with the man on your head?
Yeah.
Yeah, cool.
You can do that.
Well, my name is Matt, so I just,
I know it's under there, so.
What are you doing right now, man?
I don't know, just, no, I'm just feeling
like what are you doing?
I'm 38.
I'm 38.
I'm in the rain.
Why are you claiming, babe?
I'm just, babe.
I want to replace, you know, replace this bad act.
Doesn't ever gonna happen, babe.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, man.
That's betrayal, babe.
All right, babe.
I'm bad, huh?
So do you, I want to say this, I really had a good time with you today.
Me too.
I was really like, well, we don't only do an hour.
Oh, okay.
How long is it back?
Almost an hour and a half.
Oh, okay.
Well, I've had a great time.
Before we go, I got a... We're not leaving yet.
I'm just trying to get to it.
Get to it.
Yeah, yeah.
And let's never forget the commune.
The commune.
Let's go back to the commune.
Yeah.
But you know, no.
Where we go, okay, this is like the finale.
Okay, so.
We don't have to make it.
So.
What are you getting into now, the commune?
The commune.
I'll make a brief though.
No, you don't have to make a brief. Okay. Okay. What are you doing right now, the commune? The commune. I'll make a brief though. No, you don't have to make a brief.
Okay.
Okay.
What are you doing right now, man?
I don't know, dude.
I should have said what I said.
I'm sorry about the mat comment.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, dude.
Is this what you're ending it?
Cause you made the mat.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're right.
No, I don't give a fuck.
Go ahead, go right.
I feel like you do.
I do give a fuck.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm an enemy in a romantic way. I just like, oh, replacement for that I feel like you do. I do give a fuck. I'm like, okay. I'm an Indian romantic, but I just like,
oh, replacement for that.
Other questions.
Anyways, okay.
No, I totally, I just wanna say this too.
Yeah.
I'm just, I don't know why I'm bringing this up.
But we talked about my comedy friends hitting you up on Raya.
Yeah.
And one of them had texted me going, dude,
I bum that app, like I literally don't even look at the photos.
I just say yes to everyone on Raya.
That's why I matched with, you know what I mean,
Kaleila, I didn't know that that was your one.
But you didn't even know he was one of them, huh?
What?
Was it one of the names that I told you?
Yeah.
He called me in a panic, like, dude, I swear to God,
you know what I mean?
Who gives a shit?
Like who cares about dating apps in Raya?
Anyway, let's move on.
Go ahead, calm in time. I'm in the night from Raya three times because I thought dating apps in Raya? Anyway, let's move on. Go ahead, comment time.
I've been denied from Raya three times
because I thought I was an imposter or something.
I don't know.
I think there's just someone that works
that it doesn't like me, it must be.
I think so.
Yeah, because I just, literally, I'm like,
bro, here's all my information.
I was getting recommendations from high people.
I'm kind of, can I say something about Raya?
So I recently switched my settings to only women. And I have to say,
like, they're, it's so lopsided, the amount of beautiful women talented, like architects,
doctors, all the girls on Raya versus the options and the male population. It's lopsied.
Anybody, anybody have a Raya account that don't use anymore? I can't see anything. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. I can't see anything. commune. It's got a commune. So I got in trouble in Georgia when I was 18, kind of
wrong place, wrong time. It was a house party and these kind of backwards cops and a really
small town came and found eight of these goons like parting at this house that was one
of the kids his mom owned it, but he was like half a bunch of zans and couldn't really
like formulate what he was trying to say. and the mom basically called the cops on him
because they didn't get along.
I didn't know any of these kids except one
and I got arrested, I got charged with a ton of stuff
because these cops just like had the power to do that.
Like it was pretty backwards, they call me a Yankee.
I was the last one to like get found
and they like, I'm standing in the street with my hands up
and what does Yankee mean?
It's someone from the north that this,
it's a kind of a outdated, it's not really a sad thing
though.
I mean it's kind of it's a diss in the South if you're very Southern, like they put me
in the South.
They put me in a separate cell from all of the Georgia kids.
But no, I would have had my hands up and I guess I was a gun and like basically they were
really back around.
Yeah, they were really back around.
Anyways, I get charged with a ton of stuff, like drugs and breaking and entering.
When we're at like a party out of a friend's house,
that it ended up being fine,
but I got a ton of community service hours, 240.
So then I, you did them?
I did.
I had a friend who moved to Montana and managed a thrift shop.
And I wanted to get away from my friends.
I'm gonna soda, but I couldn't do any drugs or anything,
or if I broke the probation,
I'd go to jail for 18 months.
And this is when my music was just starting to take off.
So I moved in with him in Montana.
And I was doing 10 hours a day at this thrift shop
and his place he lived, which I didn't know beforehand,
basically had become like a commune.
It was a three bedroom house with like two people
in every room.
And in the backyard, they had two yards.
And in the front, there was a homeless guy
that slept in a truck.
And we all kind of would get together for dinner and lunch.
And the landlord would make DMT pretty often.
And he would, I mean, not everyone would do it,
but we would kind of have these sort of shaman.
Did you do it?
Yeah, that was my first time doing DMT.
I loved it.
And I recommend DMT people all the time now.
I don't do it quite as much, but.
And it wouldn't show up in your...
Yeah, I couldn't do any drugs, but I could do DMT.
Yeah, good.
What's the feeling when you're on DMT?
Pretty crazy.
I mean, if you really do it right and you hit it enough,
it's called like the blast off where you basically
kind of fall asleep for five or 10 minutes
and it's like a crazy dream that you remember.
Does it feel long when you're sleeping? It can, it can feel, I mean, it will be very short, fall asleep for five or 10 minutes, and it's like a crazy dream that you remember. What?
Does it feel long when you're sleeping?
It can, it can feel, I mean, it will be very short,
but like, it's hard to explain.
You've done this done acid before.
I have.
It's got some things, and like, you know,
the timing feels a little weird.
It's like that but multiplied.
I could tell you it felt like 30 seconds,
but also a year.
Wow.
I'd recommend it if you like second dogs.
Yeah. You can also ease into it. You don I'd recommend it if you like second dogs. Yeah.
You can also ease into it.
You don't have to hit the full thing.
You smoke it?
You smoke it or they have pens now,
like DMC wax pens.
No, they do.
I could probably get you one if you wanna try it.
I'm in sober.
I'm in sober right now.
And I wanna try it so bad my mouth is fucking watering.
But I can't. Does that, I guess, I guess I need drug kind of counts.
Yeah, they won't let me do it.
But fake don't, fake doesn't go.
Nope.
All right, where?
I mean, this is nicotine.
Yeah, I got it right.
I'll put it away.
No, no, I mean it's okay.
You think nicotine's the same as DMT?
Well, that's fucking get real, young.
More addictive, more harmful.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, young gravy.
I didn't ask you this.
You probably said, I don't want to get into your name.
Yeah, I've told us.
Yeah, I don't want to do that.
Too many times.
Sweet, this sounds like a sweet situation.
No, it was cool, it was cool.
It was good, I don't know, maybe on wherever you saw it,
maybe they gave it a weird, like cold.
Yeah.
They always immediately, we didn't think commune. There gave it a weird, like, cold. Yeah. But no, it was, it was,
They always immediately when you think,
there's always some weird, like,
or any smell, like.
No, no, no, no, it was cute.
I mean, there was sort of a little bit of sex
between people in the house,
but it was, we would get together for dinner every night
and, oh, did they ever make, like,
there's a bunch of vegetables
and it'd make like this gray, like soup,
that's pretty gross, but you know, I was just,
I was thinking about, I was thinking about was getting enough probation.
What's great soup?
It was just all these vegetables mixed together
and banged with a bunch of other random ingredients.
Yeah!
Yeah, that's kind of how it's bad.
Good good.
No, it wasn't good.
I would go out and like sneak by tacos and stuff.
Bokkaid, you know.
You know where I went the other day?
On the road.
And people sleep on it
Arbise I love Arbise I'm such a big
Five for five Arbises who got the meat? Oh, does that what it is when I first came to it was a slow go
They or he we we got the meat
What's an army they change it? Yeah. And then you have him as the guy.
He got the meat.
He got the meat.
When I first came to America for a week straight,
it was Arby's.
Cause I'd never, like in France.
Yeah, I was just so good.
I have a hypothesis that people who hate on Arby's
have either never had it,
or maybe it's a second Nickelback situation
where somebody hated on it,
and then people just thought it was cool to hate on Arby's. it's a second Nickelback situation where somebody hated on it, and then people just thought
it was cool to hate on our bees.
Right.
People hate Nickelback?
Well, yeah, I think it was a while where people just like,
the music's like, it's objectively good.
I feel like in a lot of other songs,
and I think people just decided to hate it at one point.
Never one would make jokes about them and creed.
Yeah, creed, who it's creed?
That's the best.
I love creed. I love creed.
I love creed too.
I think it was train.
I love train.
Train is not creed and nickel back.
Okay.
Like it's saying,
kind of, no they're not.
They're not, they're not.
But we should have,
we should have Scott Stapp on here from creed.
No, I mean, oh, no.
I'm kidding, yeah, I love it.
That'd be sick.
Yeah, that'd be good.
Yeah, but people sit in the corner. I'll be one of the corner people. Yeah, why love it. That'd be sick. Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah, but people all go sit in the corner
I'll be one of the corner people. Yeah, why do people rip on nickel back and creed? I don't know why I was started
Not only one thing started because no that's it control me. Yeah, well back in the day in the 80s people made sort of Michael Bolton
But no Michael Bolton is
It's happened within hip-hop people did this for Jake Cole for a while too. Yes, everyone started to hit on Jake Hole when it's like why like he didn't do anything wrong. Hmm. It's cool music. I love Jake. Oh, or Yani
Yani is also protected. Why is he protective? Who are there in some sort of protection?
They are so Michael Bolton also is like women will always protect Michael Bolton. Of course
They will not and women. I love Michael Bolton
Yani I think just like the he's like musically pretty phenomenal.
Yani's great.
But, Nickelback, I think, the time that they came out,
which was like early 2000s, which was high school for me.
It was just a really corny time for, I think, like music in general.
I think it got really overplayed too.
Overplayed.
Like, you know, like dashboard confessional.
That's wrong with them.
I like them.
You like them?
I don't know, that is.
From San Diego.
I mean, I'm a band.
I mean, I'm a band.
Yeah.
When I, we just played a universal in Orlando,
Andrin, I, and you played.
Stand up.
Oh, we just live show.
Cause I use it. I played. I'll play the show, we just live show. As I used it, I played.
I'll play the show, I guess.
Well, I mean, what would I, I performed?
Yeah, yeah, okay, got it.
Should I not use played?
Oh, I just, is that only for rappers now?
I was hoping you fucking cock sucker.
I was hoping you were gonna say that you make me
you fucking, no, fuck.
He does, but he does.
Chill out, I was hoping you, I'm not chill.
I'm chill, I mean, I'm chill.
I'm not chill, I'm not chill.
I'm chilly chill. No, that was my name and, uh, not chill. I'm chill, I mean, I'm chill. I'm not chill. I'm chilly chill.
No, that was my name and, uh, chilly chill.
Kicking all school, yay.
Kicking all school.
I was in a movie called Kicking.
Nice.
That was really good work I did for Kicking also.
I don't know why you're laughing.
But he really was in a band for a long time.
Yeah, but I performed.
Okay.
I'm in Orlando.
I got excited that you made music and then now it's a
hate thing apparently.
No, it's not.
I'm saying is that you're saying that when standups do
their thing, it's not play.
I didn't know.
No, I know.
I know I'm asking.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't know.
He's asking what's the correct terminology.
Yeah, do you play?
You know what, I'm going to stay with play. Okay, good. So I played Orlando. All right. You played Orlando and your player. There was
Exactly and there was a hallway and there were bands on the hallway like you know, they have like they played here
There's bands I never heard of like effinence
Evidence, I think they might be a little bit in the Nickelback sort of category. Same time.
And kind of a little hated on too.
3-11.
Also them.
Yeah.
They get hated on too.
So there was an all wall of them.
And I basically said, don't put us on in the wall.
So maybe you're right.
Maybe there is a stigma.
There is a stigma.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's kind of ended though.
Also, Nicholas Cage.
Samford?
He got hated on for a while. And he came back and all of in all these movies are like people are loving his new movies, right?
I love that. Yeah, but
I have what that one he did a couple years ago. It was not Maddie
Mandy
Masterpiece I love that love that fucking movie. He was so barely any lines to be like one line or whatever in that movie
I'm gonna send you my full list of, I would love to.
I'll give you my number.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm mad, but he was always good.
Nicholas Cage.
Yeah.
Like no one ever said like he's a,
he's, I mean, I like his over the top shit, you know what I mean?
I do too.
But that guy, just remember leaving Las Vegas.
Yeah.
I just watched Moonstruck the other day.
Oh my God, so good.
So weird.
Raising Arizona is one of the best movies ever.
Yeah, I love that movie.
Love that fucking movie, dude.
You like the Coal Brothers?
Mm-hmm.
Me too.
We're from our place.
I know.
That's simple.
Well, it's simple.
I just saw it that recently.
So good.
Wow.
I really, what?
I mean, no country-fraud man's probably my favorite of this.
Oh my God. Oh my God. What a great movie. What a great movie a lot of we have a lot in common. Oh, that is raising your zone
Didn't I just said that you didn't say well no, I just I didn't realize why you brought it up
But then I said we have a lot in common. You just kind of
Well, I hadn't that part hadn't really let it hit me yet. Yeah, let it sink in we should
Not anymore, maybe you should play. No, all right. Not anymore.
Maybe you should play.
Do I still get your number?
Yeah, one in a row.
I'll go to dinner sometime.
I'd love to.
You live in LA?
Live, Sherman Oaks pretty close to here.
Yeah, let's do it.
You live in this house?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm the way here.
My manager was talking about how
that's like podcast houses where like a bunch of people,
I guess, I probably could have guessed this is just
yours. Garage. Yeah, it's this is just yours. Garage, so.
Yeah, it's my garage.
Okay.
Yeah, hello, Renny.
Hello, Renny.
It's my house.
Sick.
Yeah, I'm not that rich.
Can we get some KBQ?
Are you a KBQ guy?
Or take him to Son of a Donner's house.
What's KBQ?
Korean barbecue, Bobby.
All the best spots I had to introduce him to.
He's like a fake he's a fake
Korean. First of all, I've never heard of RBQ. What? KVQ? Maybe that's what
uncultured people say. I don't know. No. KBQ. No, that's the hip cool version. I
think that's what I feel like dumbfounded would say something like that. Oh, that is true.
Yo, man, let's go to KBQ and I'll be like, what?
Like, say Korean barbecue man, that's fucking weird.
My point is, to me it sounds like Latinx, you know what I mean?
They let that go real quick.
Don't ever say that again in my presence.
My point is this.
So some Korean barbecue.
Yeah, we'll go Korean part, which ones are your joints?
Well, I've only been to a few.
I can't. At a pocket. I can't help it.
Out of pocket.
I don't even know what that means,
but I just want to throw that around.
I saw Snoop talk saying, I don't know what it means,
but I say.
Out of pocket is like when someone's doing something
way over the top, like, I'm necessary.
Yeah, you're being, with the KBQ, you're out of pocket.
Okay, I'm sorry for being out of pocket.
You said you're a manager?
Yes, Emily.
How many healing?
Yeah, you know what I like about him? He's got a gap between his teeth. Oh yeah, I did it a pop. Is that your manager? Yes, Emily. How many healing?
Yeah, you know what I like about him?
He's got a gap between his teeth.
Oh, yeah, I do it too.
I do too.
Yeah, it's really cute.
I always love gap people.
Yeah, you love gap people.
I love gap people.
Yeah.
And you have a nice gap, dude.
Thanks, bro.
I was really sad when Madonna fixed hers.
It was a little devastating.
It's like devastating.
I'm proud of mine.
Yeah, mine too.
Girls like it, too.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure men like women as well, but
Anyway, let's move on from that anyways
Can we move on from that? What's the plans for Thursday? Yeah, but there's a lot of I'll tell you what I'm here's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna call those guys and go is there a dinner beforehand
So then we'll all go to dinner and they go to the show. Okay. What do you think young?
will all go to dinner and then go to the show. Okay, what do you think, young?
That was funny, when people call me young,
it's always someone who's like a lot older,
like not really hip to music.
Most people call me gravy, but I'm saying.
I was going to say gravy, man.
It'd be like someone's dad or something,
like yo, yo, young, what's good, man?
That's Mr. Gravy to you, sir.
No.
It's like calling kid, cutie kids.
He was calling cutie. No, that's not the same. Oh, that's okay. Grave to you, sir. No. It's like calling kid Cuddy Kid. He was calling. Cuddy.
No, that's not the same.
Oh, look at you.
Yeah.
OK, I'm going to say something.
And I want to prove a point here.
OK.
So let's say I just, his name is George Kimmel.
That my wife got friend right here with the suit.
OK, right?
The third.
Let the frick the third man.
And so let's suppose I just met him, right?
If I called him Kimmel,
oh my last name's not Greg.
I'm just saying.
I don't know that.
I thought we discussed how to pronounce my last name earlier.
I understand that, but your stage name,
if you have two words in your stage name,
I assume that the gravy part is your last name,
and your first name is Young.
Yeah, well, right? So why, I just called you by your first name. And your first name is Young. Yeah, well, right?
So why, I just called you by your first name.
You want me to be insulting and call you gravy?
So if you're in a room with Lil Wayne.
You call him Lil and Lil.
And Lil.
I'll call him Lil.
Lil, Lil, Lil, Lil, Lil, Lil, Lil.
A little come over here.
So what if, and what if he goes,
Wayne, man, I got my bad, I don't give a fuck.
Okay, all right, where'd we go?
I'm sorry, am I being?
My bad.
There's a lot of Lilils, so you can't,
there's a lot of lils.
Old cam.
It wasn't an attack, it just really,
it makes me laugh a little bit when people say that
because it's like, young,
it reminds me of certain people that did it.
Oh, okay, okay, you're right.
Maybe I'm trying to, you know,
I've been told that,
that I have old tendencies.
So let me have that over again.
Not even saying you're old,
I just made me giggle and it wasn't,
I'm not attacking you.
I think a lot of times that you thought I was attacking you, it was just me. You know
what you're right. I'm gonna stay with you. Okay, okay. I like it. Is that what we learned?
I think that's what we learned. Wait, young is your name. That's my middle name.
That's your middle name. Yeah, Bobby Young Lee. Yeah. I don't know some people you know they go by why why just I was doing the math put them together
Congratulations, thanks. What's your middle name Raymond?
hilarious. I love it
Raymond Rayman, yeah, Ray wow if I like you know go off in a different career path I probably go by Ray instead of just
Separate myself
What are we at time?
Almost two hours.
Yeah, it's too long.
He's good.
He's really good.
Don't you guys just cut out the less?
No, we don't.
This is all good.
This is all good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two episodes, baby.
No, we always listen.
It's a testament to you because when I get around 45 minutes, I want to get the fuck out
of there.
Alright, I'm going to have a really good time too.
Yeah, so it's a testament to you.
Thank you.
I don't trust you yet.
All right.
But I will give you my number.
Okay.
Is there anything you want to plug?
Oh, anything I want to plug.
Uh...
Baby gravy three.
I mean, I got albums coming up.
I always do, and I have tour coming up.
Uh, the baby gravy. Baby gravy three is the next album I'm dropping, which is with Baby No Money. I got albums coming up. I always do and I have tour coming up.
Baby Gravy.
Baby Gravy 3 is the next album I'm dropping,
which is with Baby No Money.
So who's there, Baby Gravy 1?
Yes, and 2.
What can't your name just be, Baby Gravy then?
We do, I mean, together we have,
this is me and another artist named Baby No Money,
and together he has no money.
I didn't.
Well, when he started rapping.
Yeah, when he started rapping.
Yeah, he should be, and I'm not really young anymore,
but baby money.
Baby money.
I'm not really that young anymore.
I don't want to change my name.
But you don't spell it like Y-O-U-N-G.
You spell it Y-U-N-G.
So what the fuck is that?
I almost was convinced at one point,
because I'm Swiss.
I almost was convinced at one point to go young,
like Carl Jung with a J.
And then I thought, I'll be one, I'm gonna get that.
They're not gonna get it.
But I like it.
I like the way you think.
How do you think Baby No Money Spells' name?
Well, let me say something, okay.
I'm pretty sure it's strange.
I'm pretty sure there's an X and a two in there somewhere.
I mean, you're not far off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, you're a right father.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what? what? Can I say something?
Never bring him around me.
Yeah, that's so annoying.
I think he does this guy.
No, don't ever bring him around me.
Because that's fucking annoying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I say.
So BB and O, and then the money sign, it's BB.
No money.
Baby no money.
A lot of people call bubble nose or like, bobbinos or bone obos. Yeah BB, no money. Baby no money. A lot of people call it like bubble nose or like, bubble nose or bonobos.
Yeah, baby no money.
It's funny when people try to act like
they're really big fans, they'll be at meet and greet
and they'll be like, the column bonobos.
They're like, they really say baby no money
in like every song, we'll address each other
and people think his name is bubble no?
Yeah.
Yeah, anyways, now that you hate him,
you have an album coming out. That's what I was plugging. I'm gonna listen to the parts that you hate him even an album coming out
That's what I was plugging. I'm gonna listen to the parts that you did
On the fucking right and I know I know what parts
Yeah, they're coming from you in the music. Thank you because he's his parts are gonna be the annoying part
Is that I'm like he's good. He's he's fire man. No, I'm pretty shoes nice pretty shoes nice. It's self-conscious. God I'll explain to him. I have this at us. Yeah, it's just like how would I spell my name?
BBY. Yeah, I mean L E and then a two above like it's squared. Why?
But if it's a rapper. If I was a rapper. I know, but because you would say it twice.
But believe it. No, E would be twice. No, he would be twice.
Oh, he squared.
Oh, he squared.
So, BBYLE squared.
Oh, and that was normal.
You're acting as if what I just said to you was crazy.
The BBNO money sign is fucking normal.
What's unique?
I know, but why can't I go BBYLE square?
You can.
Square makes sense now.
Thank you.
E squared.
But E times E, I don't know if it equals two E's.
Correct.
That's what I'm saying.
The natural.
It doesn't make sense.
Capital E.
Anyway.
He's fucking piece of shit.
Naysayers, man.
Check out baby no money and young gravy gravy's album a little bit a little bit
Uh, little baby three maybe three baby gravy three
Check that. Uh, yeah, come into the store now you
Of course dreaming or streaming. You know me Netflix go get it. I'm also doing a ton of state fairs and festivals of summer
So if you all live
Oh, man, it's like New York, Alaska, Minnesota,
or Wisconsin.
Bunch of Washington.
Who's the, who's the,
I think Alaska State Fairer?
We'll find out.
Did you?
Oh, well, that's the performing.
Yeah, I don't remember.
A lot of them are very interesting random.
Oh yeah, here's my tour schedule.
Oh, the blue's a nice.
A lot of pollution, a boneroo.
Some of them are, I haven't looked at the line-ups for a lot of them.
I know some of them, it'll be like me and like a,
like Dixie Chick's type artist, a lot of like country artists.
Alaskas, you and Megadeth.
Me and Megadeth?
What?
No, that's nothing.
That is Ab.
So you guys co-headline?
It's a different day.
Yeah.
The West Virginia one, get this.
I think it's me, Ludacris, Nelly. What? It's different days. Yeah. Oh. The West Virginia one get this. I think it's me, ludicrous, nelly.
What?
And like, limp biscuit.
It's a awesome, like,
insane.
West Virginia, I always thought of like,
it's kind of one of the least cool states,
but they snap at that one.
So young gravy's there, huh?
I have the Georgia rodeo.
Georgia rodeo I'm doing too.
Wow.
Everyone, when they posted about that,
everyone was commenting like,
why the, do you get nervous?
A little bit.
I'm the Georgia rodeo I'd be nervous.
I will be a little bit nervous
it's all these country kids,
but they do light me a lot of the average country person.
You know, I've said this before,
I'm gonna say this again,
because of the internet that like when I went to Dollywood,
I didn't perform there, but I just went.
It's in Tennessee.
And I got recognized a lot there.
And I realized that just, you know,
the South, North, rodeo, not rodeo, fair, not fair,
this and that we're all the same.
We're all connected.
And, you know, and, you know, I've, I've found that, you know,
and you know, most of my audience now,
I don't know if you notice, we counted at our shows. There's probably, you know, me and Andrew, we play 3000 seats, 4000 seats.
There's probably five Asians that show up. Before it was predominantly, like 15 years ago, maybe,
I would get like 40% Asian. Yeah, but what about if you were to do a show like an LA?
I think still it'd be mostly white and Mexican and others, you know man. Maybe they're ashamed of me.
I could be that I think I want to speak on an
Asian culture, but I know in hip hop and
A lot of shows that I just white people just go into concerts
There's just a more white thing
Cultural cultural thing. It's just like you know, I think a lot of people don't need
Be like oh my god was you're like raving and all that stuff.
You're been like a rave or like a EDM.
Like there's not a, it's only white people there.
That's just how they think.
Oh, you see why people are ones that
live with a good live shows?
I think they's a white people thing.
It's like I'm just claiming that.
It's just a more common thing for white people.
Oh, I'm sorry, but Filipinos and other people go to,
okay, they go to, I'm just saying.
Look at Joe Koei, look at Joe Gray's crown.
They're all.
You don't have to much.
Too much.
Too much.
Way too much.
Yeah, they're Filipino, they're my back.
Oh yeah, my back.
Push your eyes.
Yeah, I was just doing Joe.
All right.
There you go.
There we go.
There we go.
It's bro.
What?
Steve, that's more racist.
It is, we've been wishing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when I do the opposite. Oh, I'm Filipino. Yeah, that's more racist. It is, when I do the opposite.
Oh, I'm Filipino. Yeah, it's insane.
Yeah.
You're so lucky that Filipinos are like,
we just know, we know.
You know what?
We don't care, it's funny.
Everything's funny.
There is a vocal TikTok Filipino TikTokers,
and I was so careful.
We should even.
Wait, those vocal TikToks are after me?
After that?
Bring it on that bring it on
You pick it done
Oh, so that was that was down syndrome that was that was a really easy and price that was way too much
That's a maybe I have to cut that part out, huh? What do you think you keep it in?
I'll be clipping just yeah, don't clip that part. Don't clip about that. Don't clip that okay a little 40 and slip from the
99 thing right there
Do you wink? Did I wink?
Can you wink?
You can do both eyes.
You can't do both eyes?
I can't do both eyes.
Oh yeah.
Is that just blinking?
Oh yeah, I think there's a person.
That's why I write eyes.
That's why I write eyes.
People who can only do one eye.
Oh.
You can do both?
Yeah.
You bring both?
I can't do it.
What does that mean?
I'm like, deficient? No, there's a percent. I write up on both? I can't do it. What?
Does that mean I'm like deficient?
No, there's a percent.
I read up on this.
I feel like I'm deficient.
No, there's a good small percentage.
We're special.
Yeah, you're special.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, thank you.
Very nice.
Give young gravy a round of applause.
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