Timesuck with Dan Cummins - 229 - Denver International Airport Conspiracies

Episode Date: February 1, 2021

The Denver Airport was built by the New World Order. The Denver Airport contains the international headquarters of the Illuminati. Collectively, the Satanic art installations of the Denver Internation...al Airport point towards an impending planned apocalypse. The Denver International Airport is built atop a massive underground city built to house the global elite after the lizard Illuminati brings about the apocalypse. These are just SOME of the conspiracies that have floated around on the web regarding DIA since it opened in February 1995. Today on Timesuck, I address these conspiracies and others and then walk through how the accusations are either simply not possible or how there are perfectly reasonable explanations behind aspects of DIA that have been accused of being nefarious in nature. I poke logic holes in many of the conspiracies because I am ONE OF THE REPTILIAN ELITE! JOIN ME WHEN WE SOON GATHER UNDER THE DENVER AIRPORT TO BRING ABOUT A NEW WORLD ORDER! Jk? Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/LXLBKybeuXs Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste) Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Is the Denver International Airport a portal to hell? I doubt it. But some people think so. DIA is very popular building amongst the conspiratorial crowd. Despite not being an ancient castle or some lost Egyptian temple, it has captured a lot of imaginations. It opened at the same time as the OJ Simpson trial was on America's collective minds. When hold my hand was sitting hooting the blowfish straight up into the billboard top 10,
Starting point is 00:00:25 we know for sure that the Denver International Airport is one of the largest airports in the world, also one of the busiest. And some people also claim to know that it's a front for some satanic new world order wheelings and dealings. What really lies beneath the DIA? Baggage handlers, storage, offices, electrical panels electrical panels plumbing boorine boo how about reptilian humanoid slave masters how about a hidden city for the global elite okay now we're talking a lot of conspiracy theories to go over today from free mason to the new world order to UFOs
Starting point is 00:01:01 and hidden satanic dicks it really does seem like all roads lead to the Denver airport. Or do they? Is the DIA part of an apocalyptic plan created by the Illuminati? Or is it just an odd looking place to travel into, through, or out of the Denver area? Lead us to the truth Nimrod. Let's dig under the Denver Airport and see what we can find today on TimeSuck. This is Michael McDonald and you're listening to TimeSuck. You will be staying to talk to us up. Happy Monday, mates, X. Welcome to the Cult of the Curious or Welcome Back. May Nimrod guide our minds today. May Nimrod keep
Starting point is 00:01:46 you from falling into the disorientating pit of the endlessly paranoid. Disorientating, disorienting. Ah, why? Why did I put that word up towards the front? It always confuses me, which is kind of ironic since it's the word that, you know, can mean confusion. May Lucifina let you laugh at all this today. May Bojangles keep your luggage from getting lost. May Michael Motherfucka McDonald be all you hear during your layover on Dan Cummins, Suck Master, Illuminati Show, new world order puppet, Dark Lord Aaron Boy, and you are listing the time suck.
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Starting point is 00:03:27 I just wanted to address that. If you have questions or concerns, email store at badmagicproductions.com to reach our dedicated customer service team who typically respond within 48 hours. Recorded this one last week, so don't have the badmagic production's charity of the month picked out yet for February or the amount. I'll announce that next week. Right now, let's just get to some showbiz! The Denver Airport was built by the new world order. The Denver Airport contains the international
Starting point is 00:04:00 headquarters of the Illuminati. Collectively, the art installations of the Denver International Airport point towards an pending planned apocalypse hiding in plain sight. The Denver International Airport is built atop a massive underground city built to house the global elite where it'll allow them to survive the impending apocalypse that they of course will bring about. impending apocalypse that they of course will bring about. The Denver Airport is not the world headquarters for the new world order, but is the headquarters of the Western sector of the United States under the fascist global state of the new world order. These are just some of the many conspiracies that surround the Denver Airport. Lizard Illuminati expert, King of Critical Thinking, David Ike, wrote that last one in his 1999
Starting point is 00:04:45 masterpiece, the biggest secret, the book that will change the world. In this very respected, critically acclaimed literary work of art, heavy sarcasm. Ike even ties the building of the Denver Airport to the British Royal family, having Princess Diana murdered. Not everyone can jump over that many mental hurdles and connect quite that many dots. Not everyone is a dot connecting mental hurdle jump in son of a bitch like David Ike. Ike also wrote according to one of his many contacts, according to one of his many contacts, that there is a deep underground base beneath the Denver airport.
Starting point is 00:05:21 It goes down at least eight levels. At least, it includes a 4.5 square mile underground city and additionally a vast secret base. The city is almost 3,000 acres, one fifth the size of all of Manhattan, three and a half times the size of Central Park. And it's under the Denver airport. And there's a vast base also down there in addition to this city. Incredible, really incredible stuff. Other contacts trusted sources of Ike have told him that this base in this city are already populated by large numbers of human slaves. Many of them children scared, abused, meat sacks enslaved by ancient extraterrestrial shape-shifting reptilians, the Anuniki, who also live down there, run and shit.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Aliens who, you know, sometimes take on human form, mate with royal bloodlines, control our media, who have subjected humanity, since at least Babylonian times, obviously. Oh, you didn't know that? You don't remember that from school? I guess we read different books. What else is down there?
Starting point is 00:06:23 Probably another airport to take short underground flights between the underground city and the underground military base. And then maybe another underground city under the first underground city and another underground base way beneath the other underground base where whoever controls the lizard people probably lives. How deep does it all go?
Starting point is 00:06:42 How much string am I gonna have to fucking buy to connect everything? What lies beneath the Denver International Airport? It's probably some underground illuminati version of like Russian dolls. You know, you find one secret only to look inside, and there's another secret! And then eventually you just keep going further and further, and finally you make it to the center where there's a single room with a giant desk with a little title plaque on it that says, God. And then next to that there's a handwritten note that says out to lunch, be
Starting point is 00:07:06 back in 30 minutes. But no matter how long you wait, he doesn't come back. Sorry. I took it too far. Okay. This kind of topic today can really twist your mind around if you're not careful. Oh, in the Eastern sectors, New World Headquarters, that would be Atlanta's airport, Corden Dyke.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Don't want to leave that out. Don't want to point out that Denver Airport is the headquarters for the West and not let people know where he's supposed to go. If you're towards the east, you know, when the apocalypse comes, you need to know where to head. If you're an American sucker, both headquarters do have Starbucks and smoothie shops. So pretty sweet. Armageddon might not be too bad. Yeah, I going to get weird today. Time suckers. Of course, we are sucking the Denver, you know, international airport, all the weird shit people think is going on there. Fun to suck this conspiracy. Hey, time suckers. Of course we are. So I can't the Denver International Airport. All the weird shit people think is going on there.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Fun to suck this conspiracy. This really this web of multiple conspiracies. It's very insane and overall pretty harmless compared to anti-vaccination conspiracies, QAnon conspiracies. That's a fun one. Very unique episode today. Nice addition to the catalog.
Starting point is 00:08:04 We've never done a whole deep dive on a building before we've definitely sucked on a lot of buildings It's part of larger topics in the past, you know from pyramids around the world the castles cult mansions theme parks Roy disney skyscrapers government buildings murder houses, you know, I've come up a fair amount We've also sucked several mysterious places like Ogyland, Roanoke, Petafo Island, Japan's suicide forest. There have been a couple of other sucks on areas like Skinwalker Ranch, Area 51, a couple of places similar to the Denver International Airport in the sense of how many conspiracies center around them.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Area 51 obviously being the American King of conspiracies. In comparison to all these locations in airport at first glance, seems kind of tame, doesn't it? Airports are normally just so ordinary, boring, quotidian to get a bit fancy with the vocab. Airports, not something like a murder house, not a cult mansion. They're big, busy and incredibly safe structures
Starting point is 00:09:01 loaded with security. They're places where you actively hope nothing interesting happens. And generally, thanks to all that security, something interesting doesn't happen, which makes them the perfect facade to hide some dark shit behind. Wake up, Shaveble!
Starting point is 00:09:17 So what's the deal with Denver? Safe, boring, giant airport, or giant cover for something related to the takeover of the human race, or both. Before we dive into the conspiracyover of the human race, or both. Before we dive into the conspiracy, let's first get to know this place. Let's get to know what the line conspiring fascist media spin doctors, the one-world government, botan-sold fucking puppets are going to allow us to know. Then after we get our heads around, the supposedly benign airport was built and how it operates, we'll dig into the real truth, won't we?
Starting point is 00:09:48 All the dirt uncovered by some of the world's leading minds. Like David Ike. Sound good? Okay, great. I hope today's suck really opens your eyes, okay? For once, tired of all you sheeple, eating mainstream media's bullshit. What if I wasn't kidding? Saying stuff like that. What if this was't kidding? Sayin' stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:10:05 What if this was the episode where I finally lost completely my mind? What an upsetting and abrupt left turn that would be for many of you long time suckers, for me to debunk outlandish conspiracies, pretty much the important to critical thinking literally for years. And then today just suddenly be like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Let me step back and look at it, you know? When you really can see the whole forest, you know, outside of the trees and connect the dots, it does feel pretty legit. I just, I can't fight it anymore. I've sold it the wrong way of goods. Before today, no more podcasts. I have to get to Denver.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I have to find a way and uncover this shit. Before my family, and yours, are living in cages in one of the many evil undergar layers of Denver airport. All right, it's been a fun run. That's not gonna happen today. If you came here for the first time today and you're not familiar with the tone of the show, you're hoping to hear me talk about how many of the Denver airport conspiracies are very legitimate. If we don't want to outright believe them, we should at least strongly consider that they shed some light on some potential truths.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Well, please keep listening. You need to hear these logic checks more than anyone else. A lot of the mysteries surrounding DIA started before it was even built. Many people didn't understand why the massive airport was built in the first place, seeing as how they already was a fully functioning airport closer to downtown Denver in the Stapleton area. Before closing 1995, Stapleton International Airport had been Colorado's premier airport for 65 years.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Plains landed, planes took off, baggage was loaded and unloaded. What was the problem? All the Stapleton International Airport was located where the Stapleton neighborhood is now seven square miles of runways, buildings, about 10 minutes from downtown Denver. So much easier for travelers like me who want to get to their downtown hotels quick when they land. Now the airport's almost 30 miles from downtown and you have to drive over an hour with any kind of traffic. Or it can take you 40-ish minutes via the light rail. It's not 10 minutes. Doesn't seem better, does it? So again,
Starting point is 00:12:05 why build this new, less convenient when it comes to getting downtown airports. The goal is not to construct a front for human and slaving lizard people. Well, apparently many denver locals in 1980s and 90s were getting pretty sick of the increasing amounts of air traffic noise and automobile traffic congestion created by the Stapleton airport. Crazy. Crazy that people would be unhappy and complain about being directly under the flight path of a very busy airport. It was right next to them.
Starting point is 00:12:30 So weird. If you haven't experienced living in a house right next to an airport or an apartment, you know, whatever, it is super annoying. I haven't lived right next to one, but I did once stay with some friends of mine living in Elsa Gundo. I stayed there for two weeks in my early 20s.
Starting point is 00:12:45 They lived in this upstairs apartment in a building right off of Imperial Avenue. You could throw a baseball and hit the runway. And when planes would fly over their apartment, to take off or land, it didn't matter how loud you had the TV cranked up. You weren't here in shit for like a good five, 10 seconds. So loud.
Starting point is 00:13:03 And for such a short amount of time, that might not seem like a big deal, except this happened a few times an hour, pretty much every hour from about 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. with a few more red eye flights sprinkled in those other hours. Maybe I'm more sensitive to loud noise than the average person.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I once lived near a train crossing and fucking hated it so much, but those flights would wake me up. And back in the days before, everyone had DVRs or streaming based TV, when you couldn't just rewind everything, you would just end up not knowing what the fuck was going on. Like what people were saying on the show you're watching. And if that doesn't seem to annoy, uh, imagine that in a movie theater, right? Imagine every, I don't know, you know, 30 minutes or so, three, four, five times, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:44 during a movie, the usher, which know, 30 minutes or so. Three, four, five times, you know, during a movie, the Usher, which is coming with a megaphone. Just walk in and just, ah! Ah! Just scream for like 10 seconds. And then be like, enjoy your movie, walk back out. Really not fun.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Imagine dealing with that day and a day out for years. I can see how that might make a lot of people beg their local politicians, you know, might make them sign petitions to please move the noisy ass airport out into the boonies outside of town. I'll just point this all out to illustrate that it wasn't weird at all for a new airport to be built by a city that already had an airport that worked as fine. It actually happens all the time for numerous valid reasons.
Starting point is 00:14:20 A lot of America's older airports were built when planes were smaller and slower. They didn't need as much runway to stop or take off. Because the city had grown around them. They didn't own enough land all the time to expand properly without, you know, fucking up heavily populated neighborhoods. So then a new airport would have to be built and they would build it out of town a little ways, whether it be more land to buy less people to annoy that exact scenario played out in Kansas City
Starting point is 00:14:45 in 1972. I flew into that airport a ton as well. There were other good, logical, non-conspiratory related reasons to move the Denver airport. According to the CIA supporters, Denver's old stable in airport had severely limited gate space. And like Kansas City's old airport, Charles B. Wheeler, downtown airport, the runways were small and unable to deal efficiently with Denver's erratic weather and wind patterns and bigger and faster planes.
Starting point is 00:15:09 And because the Denver somewhat centralized geographic location west the Mississippi, it had become a western hub for US domestic travel, some international travel and was just receiving a lot more traffic and delays in Denver could now butterfly effect their way into jacking up air traffic, you know, nationwide. So in short, it made a lot of sense to modernize and it made sense to go big with a much larger airport built for a lot more traffic. But then what did not make sense to a lot of people was how the DIA looked once it was built.
Starting point is 00:15:40 And I will say, it definitely does not look like your typical airport. The signature DIA profile, which represents the snow capped Rocky Mountains, was first hand sketched by Curtis W. Fentress, the mayor at the time. Frederico Peña was looking for an iconic design for the Denver airport, something in the vein, the memorable vein of the Sydney Opera House, something that people could look at and think of, you know, Denver, something that would stand out in Trailer's Minds, make them think of Denver after they left, something that, you know, have people talk about it.
Starting point is 00:16:12 And he certainly did end up with something memorable. I have flown through Denver easily over a hundred times in my years of touring. And do you remember the first time I looked out the window and saw the terminal just thinking, like, what the fuck is that? The airport's Jefferson terminal is covered in these giant T.P. like tents made out of woven fiberglass coated with Teflon. I'll describe them in a little bit more detail in a moment. Adding to the strange visual DIA is its massive size, such a giant complex of structures
Starting point is 00:16:42 and runways encompassing an area of 53 square miles. That's twice the size of Manhattan. It's the third biggest airport in the world, next to Beijing, China's, and the mom, Saudi Arabia's airports. So you know, biggest airport by far North America. Why build it so big? Clearly because they're hiding something, right?
Starting point is 00:17:01 Can't just be an airport. They couldn't have to build it that big just so they wouldn't have to build a third airport anytime soon, right? Can't just be an airport. They couldn't have to build it that big just so they wouldn't have to build a third airport anytime soon, right? That's exactly what they did. At least that's the official reasoning. You know who doesn't seem to think there's anything nefarious or shady about DIA size or look?
Starting point is 00:17:17 Architects. Architects need to love the look and the functionality of DIA. It was designed with an easily expandable midfield terminal and concourses creating one of the most efficient airfields in the world. Designed by Curtis W. Fentress, a Fentress architect who had built several other airport installations around the world, including the Madrid, Spain, International Airport, which is one numerous design awards.
Starting point is 00:17:40 His firm is one over 400 awards for innovation and design excellence. He designed LAX's Tom Bradley International Terminal. And that terminal has seriously fucked up LAX traffic for years, but he didn't design the roads around it. And if you've ever been in that terminal, it is pretty damn luxurious. Curtis has based his architectural business in Denver since 1980. So he was a local hire as well. So it's higher really makes sense. He's an award-winning architect from the area who has experience, a lot of experience designing, you know, heralded airports. It would have been weird not to hire him.
Starting point is 00:18:16 And Curtis's vision for the airport, it was ambitious, at least in the world of airport design, a visionary, and also totally in line with his other projects. So it's not some obvious nod to the Illuminati kind of outlier. It's on brand for that designer's looks. Let's dig a little deeper into Curtis's nothing nefarious about it design. Now, I'll start with a little further dig into DIA's strange roof. Roof is made of those giant white tents,
Starting point is 00:18:41 made of fiberglass I describe. The reportedly is thin as a credit card. A steel cable system, similar in design to the one used for the Brooklyn Bridge supports this fabric roof. There's 34 total peaks meant to resemble the snow cap mountains and Colorado. And according to the airport spokespeople to evoke the early history of Colorado when Native American TPs were located across the Great Plains. Roof is maintained by airport employees and contractors who are certified rope access technicians. They'd angle 150 feet over
Starting point is 00:19:10 the airport floor to clean and maintain these tents. The original expected lifespan of the roof was supposed to be about 25 years, meaning they would have expired, you know, like nowish since the roof was actually completed in 1993, so why hasn't it collapsed? Because black magic, wake up. There's no other answer because slave labor, the lizard people probably use the bones of small children enslaved in the underground city to maintain that evil tent roof. I don't know. I don't know why hasn't collapsed.
Starting point is 00:19:39 I think they've just taken really good care of it. The DIA told local press in 2019, they've been able to extend the roof, tense lifespan and don't expect to replace the roof in their next five year financial plan. Okay, very suspicious. Now let's take a peek under the old tip roof of the Jepsen terminal, currently DIA's only terminal. Look at some other stuff.
Starting point is 00:19:58 This terminal basically includes all of the airports operations. There's space for passenger drop-off, passenger pickup, airline checking-in, and baggage check, baggage claims, security screening, and access to all the gates. Like Germany between 1945 and 1989, the terminal is split between terminal east and terminal west. Unlike Germany during those years, the eastern terminal is not stocked with secret police. We'll stop it nothing to keep you from defecting to the West Terminal, like releasing attack dogs on you, shooting you, filling the no man's land between terminals with landmines.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Thank God. That would really make tight connections so much more stressful. You imagine? I mean, I know this ridiculous, but just fuck my flights delayed. My layovers, it's only 45 minutes now, shit. They're gonna start bored my next flight, 10 minutes after we land, it's gonna be a miracle if I catch it. I have to run down 20 gates, climb a wall, make it over that damn razor wire,
Starting point is 00:20:50 make it past those German shepherds, and tower snipers, tiptoes to the landmines, catch my train, hustle past more landmines, more snipers, more fucking dogs. Climb back over the wall, run past about 10 more gates, and I have to drag my carry-ons through all that bullshit. Definitely not gonna have time to grab a Chick-fil-A number one with an Arnold Palmer, damn you East German airport communists.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I digress. I really, really digress there. The Jefferson terminal was named after L. Ray, Borje, Jefferson, who developed flight charts and wrote the Jefferson airway manual. He was born on January 28th, 1907, and Lake Charles Louisiana. His parents were lizard people, maybe, or maybe normal immigrants from Denmark.
Starting point is 00:21:31 You choose. I don't know. I never met him, you know, never got to look them in the eye and see which way they blinked. As a child, Jeppison was spent hours watching Eagles fly and flying became his obsession in 1921, 14 year old Jeppison got his first taste of flying. When a barn stormer took him up in a Curtis J and four Jenny for a 10 minute flight for four bucks, a quilt into just about 60 bucks now. And apparently that flight really made quite the impression. In 1925, the age of 18, he joined Tex Rankin's Flying Circus as a ticket taker, a prop turner,
Starting point is 00:22:03 a wing walker, no thanks, and an aerial acrobat, hard no thanks. He sold out after two hours and 15 minutes of flying lessons and then purchased his own Jenny for $500 using money he borrowed from customers on his newspaper route. Dude had a passion for soren through the air on a 1920s plane, you'd have to pay me about half-knowing dollars to just climb into today. Love jets, fucking hate prop planes. It freaked me out. 1930 Jepsen joined Boeing Air Transport as an airmail pilot.
Starting point is 00:22:33 And the days before GPS pilots were no pun intended, winging it. This is so crazy to me. They literally used roadmaps and just looked for landmarks to get to places. There was no checking in with air traffic control because there wasn't any air traffic control. There was just, I was, ah, man, was that supposed to turn left at the second big barn or the third? And Jefferson would change all that. He bought a 10 cent notebook and started writing down detailed notes about his routes. He even climbed hills to determine their height, collected telephone numbers of farmers willing
Starting point is 00:23:04 to provide weather reports, word got around after a while about his little black book and soon he was given copies to fellow pilots. Jefferson was the first to design in route procedures, let down procedures, approach procedures, and the all-important mist approach procedure. He was a superhero in the arena of flight and avionics, and he moved to Denver in 1941
Starting point is 00:23:25 because that's what his new world order puppet masters told him to do all part of their long con. I don't know why he moved to Denver. I can't ask him because he died in his home in 1996. A statue honoring Jefferson and now on level five of the airport, arrivals. His name is on the terminal because he lived in Denver and he was a huge figure in the world of commercial flight travel. So again, you know, things are adding up. Everything is seeming to check out.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Almost too well, really, if you think about it, interesting. Getting deeper into the airport or going further into the gates of hell, if you prefer, get to the DIA's three concourses. And I should probably throw out some quick terms here, definitions for some of this. An airport terminal is the building and an airport where passengers transfer between grand transportation and the facilities that allow them to board and disembark from the aircraft. Within the terminal passengers purchase tickets, transfer their luggage and go through security.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Concourse is a building that provides access to the airplanes. This term can be confusing because sometimes it is used interchangeably with terminal. Inside the terminal or sometimes the concourse, several gates were planes park and passengers wait to board. Sometimes there's just one gate. If your airport is super small and terrible because no one ever wants to visit your dilapidated shithole of the town. Not sure about that one gate definition.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Feels harsh. Can't remember what a town. Not sure about that one gate definition. It feels harsh. Can't remember what a cyclopedia I found that one in. The Denver International Airport has three concourses, A, B, and C, beyond security screening that provide access to the airline gates. Gates B and C, accessible via train only. International flights arrive at the A gates, which can be reached by walking the passenger bridge, or by taking the train from the terminal and check this out. This is really important. I feel like I just connected a lot of dots that no one
Starting point is 00:25:10 else had been able to connect and I'm kind of proud of myself. The A concourse has only one starbox while the B concourse has three starbox. See only has one. What's going on there? You know, but the A concourse does have a Duncan Donuts, but neither the B or C Concourse is Duce. What's that about? Right? And not done. ACON course has a Lavaza espresso shop, but no other concourse does. Okay. I see, Lizards. How does that tie into the new world order? How does that connect to agenda 21 or chem trails? What's QAnon doing about, you know, there,
Starting point is 00:25:46 is it serving up a dream of Chrome? You know, marked as a espresso game set match or something. I don't know, I'm back now. Talk about that passenger bridge. You can use to walk, hop on some moving walkways, yeah, to the A-con course. Along this walkway, a lot of people have reported paranormal feelings.
Starting point is 00:26:04 How weird is that? Multiple people have reported paranormal feelings. How weird is that? Multiple people have had weird feelings. Side that part of the airport, so that can't be, you know, just nothing. The bridge offers a close up view of airplanes as they move to their gates, has views of Rocky Mountains to the west, high planes to the east, and that's it. That's pretty much it, as far as the bridge is concerned, as far as we know, the real heart of the airport is the airfield where the planes take off and land. Airfield is arranged in a pinwheel
Starting point is 00:26:29 formation around the mid field terminal and concourses. The DIA's 327 foot control tower, one of the tallest in North America, 327 feet. Really? I can't believe they just broadcast their intentions like that so blatantly. I think I just found my first undeniable illuminati clue. Three hundred twenty seven. Come on. Use your brain. Add those numbers up. You get 12, three plus two plus seven, 12. Go ahead. Double check my math. Four, three's, forty, three. Who wears that number on their jersey. Think Andrew Van Ginkle Miami Dolphins linebacker when was he drafted? 2019.
Starting point is 00:27:13 What the fuck? Add those numbers up back to 12, two, one, nine, coincidence. Come on. How many past deflections Andrew having his rookie season this past year? Three. We keep coming back to three, is rookie season this past year? Three. We keep coming back to three, don't we? Too much for coincidence. How many forced fumbles did he have?
Starting point is 00:27:30 Three, look it up! Touchdown! Add those two numbers to 12. Now you have 18. You see where this is going yet? Have you opened your third eye yet? Are your shockers finally clean or vibrating? Are raising their frequencies or stumps yet?
Starting point is 00:27:45 How many sixes are in 18? Three, six, six, six, it's right there. You just have to look. Okay, gosh dang. No one has assigned any numerological significance to the height of the air traffic control tower as far as I know, not yet. Maybe one person will hear this and be like,
Starting point is 00:28:03 no, he's right. I know he and be like, no, he's right. I know he thinks he's kidding, but he's right. The layout of the DIA airfield allows independent flow of aircraft to and from each runway without any queue and overlap with other runways, as well as allowing air traffic patterns to be adjusted to avoid crosswinds, regardless of wind direction. Additional runways can be added as needed up to a maximum of 12 runways. Okay, back to the four threes again. Oh, the real point of make with all this is there's lots of room for runway expansion.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Or for future future FEMA prison camps, you know, I've been seriously the DIA is very future proofed. DIA's six runways currently the longest commercial precision instrument runway in all of North America at a length of 16,000 feet big enough for you know lizard people space ships to safely dock you tell me compared to other DIA runways the extra 4,000 foot length allows fully loaded jumbo jets such as the Boeing 747 or Airbus A380 to take off in Denver's mile high altitude during summer months thereby providing unrestricted global access for any airline using DIA okay that's the official statement convenient.
Starting point is 00:29:06 The DIA connects to the Weston hotel, which opened in 2015. The hotel was designed to resemble wings to build on the idea of flight and aviation, to frame and accent the acclaimed tent-like roof of Jefferson terminal. And what do conspiracy theorists have to say about the DIA Weston? Nothing. Nothing yet, as far as I know. Let's move on to the huge airports Weston. Nothing, nothing yet, as far as I know. Let's move on to the huge airports, parking lots. DIA has 30 acres of parking lots with more than 44,000 public parking spaces,
Starting point is 00:29:31 more than 23 football fields worth of parking, plenty of parking for lots of new world-order soldiers or cars. And then there's DIA's oil field. This actually is pretty unusual and genius. The Denver International Airport or the Illuminati makes millions of dollars each year for more than 70 oil and gas wells on the expansive property. The wells generated $2.3 million in profit in 2017 when oil prices were higher over the last decade. DIA's annual oil and gas income reached several times that year's amount. And I wish I had an oil field. How awesome would that be?
Starting point is 00:30:06 If you just had a bunch of land, and that land just paid for your life, which I know is reality for some people. Just oil and natural gas harvesting, so fascinating to me that way. It's like real life money trees, those pumps. Yeah, he just gets to harvest that money, black gold. Pull it out of the ground from under your land.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Sounds like a pretty sweet kick. Do they have any oil fields, or do they have those oil fields, maybe to power an underground city and military base? So some people think no one's super credible. Thinks that from what I can tell, but some people do. Now for a few more random assorted DIA facts and stats, it first opened on February 28, 1995. It's supposed to have opened over a year prior to that, but there were numbers set backs.
Starting point is 00:30:47 United Airlines changed the requirements. They wanted several times. That's their big hub. There was a strike by metal workers or budget problems. The airport went way over budget. The project was supposed to cost only around 1.5 billion only. It ended up costing around 5.6 billion. And that of course led to a lot of hyperspeculation
Starting point is 00:31:06 about what kind of shady secrets that extra money was being used for. Numerous contractors were fired during the construction process, conspiracy theorist or mice that switching contractors so many times made sure that nobody truly understood the real scope of the project. I mean sure one contractor might know about one level, another might know about a couple underground tunnels, but no one was able to put it all together. A handful of construction workers did tell various sources in the press over the years that they've seen questionable structures being built underground as well as extensive tunnels. Tunnels and structures far beyond that of a simple airport. So many secrets. These comments have really fueled conspiracies. Where do all the
Starting point is 00:31:45 tunnels go? Well, more on that later. We'll dig into it. Despite these setbacks, the airport once completed has won a lot of awards, handled a lot of traffic. It was voted best airport in North America by readers of business traveler magazines six years in a row from 2005 to 2010. Named America's best run airport by time magazine in 2002. in 2002 Di one of the busiest airports in the world ranking at times between the 15th or 20th busiest in the world ranking just behind four other American airports as the busiest in the US A total of almost 70 million passengers traveled to di in 2019. It was a record for the airport It was just over 69 million actually di a busiest day ever was on july 19th 2019 di spokesperson said over 227,000 passengers
Starting point is 00:32:30 traveled to the airport just that one day. That is pretty insane. At its peak pre-COVID, it employed 35,000 people, which if all those people technically worked for the same company, it would make that company the largest employer in Colorado by far. The largest employer currently is University Colorado Boulder, 13,300 employees, over 20,000 less than DIA, over 3,000 more than the second biggest state employer,
Starting point is 00:32:54 Lockheed Martin Space Systems. And the huge employer of DIA just to reiterate is massive, how massive the largest airport in the US by total area. A DIA's land cover is again, 53 square miles. You know, it is larger than Manhattan, San Francisco, Boston, Miami is defined by those, you know, official city limits Dallas, Fort Worth International Airport, a distance second at 78 or I'm sorry, 30 square miles, 70 square kilometers, roughly two thirds the size of DIA. The airport's property twice the size of the city of Denver itself, the four airports that are busier than Denver, Hartfield, Jackson and Atlanta, Chicago's O'Hare, LAX, Los Angeles, Dallas, Fort Worth, all could fit into DIA's property.
Starting point is 00:33:36 The Jefferson terminal itself sprawls over 1.5 million square feet. DIA's service is more than 30 airlines at its peak pre-pandemic flu about 1600 flights per day. And it can handle much more. It can handle 4,608 flights per day. So a lot of room for growth. So big. Places so large that it's water bill is reportedly $115,000 a month.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Few more fun facts. Brief history of the land that the DIA sits on and then we'll move into the conspiracies. At least one baby has been born inside the airport and the, you know, roughly quarter of a century has been open. Is that baby the anti-Christ? Probably. I'm sure at least a few people out there legitimately think that around 48,000 items end up in the airports lost and found every year.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Found items have included teddy bears, a big screen TV, a chain saw, and a six, I'm not making this up, a six foot tall stuffed banana. So that's, that's where I left it. Haha. I'm going to look at that sexy, Nana for years. Hello, Stefano. Moving on, most commonly lost items to end up there are IDs and sunglasses. Oh, that's suck. Lose your ID there. The DIA goes through 400 cases of toilet paper per week. There are 96 rolls of cases over 38,000 rolls of toilet paper per week, 38,400. Everybody poops, a lot of people have pooped at DIA. DIA also reported in 2018 that it goes
Starting point is 00:34:56 to 400 cases of paper towels a week at 16,500 miles of paper towels a year. All right, enough airport trivia. Let's look at the land the airport sits on and the land around the airport. Stories about this land have helped fuel conspiracies. Adding to the mystery is the dirt on which the Denver Airport rests and the dirt near where it rests is it cursed. Have old conflicts doomed it.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Did the Illuminati choose this wicked land for their dark agendas because it's cursed evil seeking evil? Some people think the Denver airport was built on an ancient native burial ground or a battlefield or both. If we go way back about five million years ago, the land the DIA sits on was a prehistoric rainforest. Scientists have found petrified palm trees in the area as well as other evidence of prehistoric life Palm trees in Colorado that is weird to think about the first humans thought to have lived started living in the area between 7,000 and 10,000 years ago Several tribes have either lived or traveled through the area over time. Of course they have
Starting point is 00:35:58 You can literally say that about just you know just about any place on earth. And like meat sacks do, they frequently come into conflict with one another, blood has been shed. You can also say that about just about every place on earth. The land the DIA sits on once belonged to the Arapaho tribe as laid out in 1851, Treaty of Fort Laramie, with the discovery of gold in June of 1858, the rival towns of Aroria and St. Charles were founded on opposite sides of Cherry Creek.
Starting point is 00:36:26 The claim of St. Charles was soon jumped by William Lairmer, Jr., who in November of 1858 renamed it Denver City, for James W. Denver, governor of the Kansas territory. With his gold rush came the arrival of a large number of white settlers who wanted in on that gold action was long before 10's T.P.'s wagons leaned to, crudely constructed log cabins were lining the banks of the South Platte River as prospectors and fortune seekers poured into the area. They came from all over the country, traveling on foot, covered wagons by horseback, even pushing their belongings in wheelbarrows. Sound fucking terrible.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Conflicts between local tribe members and white settlers led to the treaty of Fort Wise in 1861 in the pressured succession of valuable land by some tribal leaders. Then a great fire burned much of Denver's business district to the ground in 1863. What started that fire? Curse? Obviously, the land was stolen from the Arapaho tribe,
Starting point is 00:37:17 so they cursed it. Some people may actually believe this now, but there's no credible curse legend associated with a fire. Fire began in the heart of the downtown business district, starting at the back of the two story Cherokee house, a saloon in hotel at the southwest corner of 15th and Blake. Some would later claim that the fire had been deliberately set a number of fires in 1862. We're started by people protesting the presence of brothels in Denver. No, filthy sex. Get it out of our city. Uh, and the fire raged on and on because local idiots had voted down in ordinance prohibiting
Starting point is 00:37:49 the inspection of stovs and chimneys and the construction of more downtown wooden buildings the year before nothing cursed like with that decision. Just people being short-sighted and ignoring others trying to help them. The year after the fire, there was more disaster of flash flood swept down Cherry Creek, killing 15 to 20 people and causing a million dollars in damage, more curse damage, clearly, or a snowy winter, heavy spring rain, and an unusually violent thunderstorm, combining to create a six-foot wall of water. And the results of more people being shortsighted and ignoring other people trying to help
Starting point is 00:38:22 them here. Some of the idiots living in the area at the time had built homes and businesses inside the dry creek bed of cherry creek. Despite being warned numerous times, don't do exactly that by a rapahoe chief little raven. So curse or normal human stupidity in both cases. Also, what a crazy thing to dye in a flash flood. What a weird way to go out. Just to go so you from holy shit,
Starting point is 00:38:46 look at all that water coming down. You know, to, oh, fuck, it walks down right for us. Then to thinking, wall underwater, how is this happening? 10 seconds ago, I was walking out of the barbershop. Headed over to my horse. Now I'm 200 yards downstream, almost dead. Then there was another very avoidable disaster in the area, the Sand Creek Massacre.
Starting point is 00:39:05 And late autumn of 1864, about a thousand Cheyenne and a rapho live in TPs along Sand Creek, the edge of the reservation, you know, living, enjoying their lives. The chiefs had recently sought peace in talks with white officials, but there had been skirmishes following these talks. Some resulting in the deaths of both whites, natives, further talks with chiefs had not been productive either. Basically, shit was very tense, had been tense for a while. And then the US government was sick of dealing with that tension.
Starting point is 00:39:31 They decided to send a message, a very unethical and a moral message. Hundreds of blue clad Calvary men appeared before the camp tribes at dawn on November 29, 1864, when they were spotted a Cheyenne chief raised the stars and stripes above his lodge, others in the village Waved white flags and rather than respect this peaceful display the troops responded by opening fire with carbines or carbines Excuse me in cannons killing at least 150 tribe members most of them women's children and the elderly and then the rest fled Before departing the troops burned the village mutilated the dead carrying off body parts trophies But aparting the troops burned the village, mutilated the dead carrying off body parts of trophies.
Starting point is 00:40:04 So the message they were sending, fuck with us. Don't do what we say. When we said, we'll kill your women and children, your grandparents, burn your village to the ground. The Masquerade Sand Creek has been described as one of the worst ever committed on US soil. And while horrific, however, the Sand Creek Masquer took place 177 miles, or almost three hours away by car from the Denver airport. So it would be the more than just a little bit of a stretch,
Starting point is 00:40:28 say some curse from this incident, and no credible legend of a curse has been associated with that incident, has anything to do with DIA. Something that while the Sand Creek massacre doesn't have anything to do with the land of DIA sits on being cursed, other atrocities have been committed, or maybe were committed, where the airport now sits. Maybe there were some curses there or something. Maybe those
Starting point is 00:40:49 unnamed atrocities have something to do with the DIA maybe being evil. It's all pretty flimsy and thin on a site for paranormal enthusiasts called shadowlands.net. One poster wrote several problems were encountered while building the airport. This is reportedly due to the fact that the airport was built on top of sacred Native American ground. Some employees and visitors have reported hearing or seen strange things. A 2010 Denver Post article writes that the Denver airport was built on a sacred tribal burial ground. Several other Denver media outlets say the same thing, but none of that, you know, they probably shouldn't have written that. None of them seem to provide any details. other Denver media outlets say the same thing, but none of that, you know, they probably shouldn't have written that.
Starting point is 00:41:25 None of them seem to provide any details. It feels after doing some research, like a baseless rumor, just got spread around and a lot of different papers didn't really look into it and just print it. Are these same papers? Also printed reports of strange occurrences. Accurrences coming from employees, frequent travelers.
Starting point is 00:41:43 They link those occurrences, you know, to the built on the sacred tribal burial ground rumor. They seem to, these currents seem to mostly occur on the pedestrian bridge, arching between the main Jeppeson terminal building and concourse A, that we mentioned earlier. Some people claim to hear the sounds of tribe members chanting as they go along this pedestrian bridge. Are they hearing the ghosts of ancient warriors who died in battle? Maybe the spirits of those innocently slaughtered, literal sounds of an ancient curse being placed?
Starting point is 00:42:10 Probably not. Probably hearing music being played by the airport speakers on loop. Part of an extensive spirit of the people exhibition. The DIA has been using to showcase Native art. The bridge plays music of the duo of red tail chasing hawks and Calvin standing bear and oh yeah, excuse me, a duo of red tail chasing hawks collaborating with the duo of Calvin standing bear and James Taurus. It's a 43 minute long series of compositions
Starting point is 00:42:37 specifically written for the airport and the spirit of the people project. It includes Native American chanting, drumming, flute, plane, and both traditional and contemporary styles, very much of this world. Calvin Stannie Bear, who is also a shaman, played the songs not only to share his culture and talents, but also to ward off any evil spirits that may have remained from, you know, hardships that occurred on the land. And there's actually a little fun connection from between Calvin Stannie Bear and TimeSuck, the ScriptKeeper's wife Monique and her family Very close with Calvin standing bear and the scriptkeeper was able to sit and talk with him about this DIA music project a few years ago And strangely he never mentioned being paid by the Illuminati or any new world order representatives never talked about reptilians Pretty sad that the global elites got to him and you know bought his soul paid him off you get it
Starting point is 00:43:24 that the global elites got to him and you know bought his soul paid him off you get it when asked about curses and sacred burial grounds etc. DIA spoke people have shrugged off the notion that the music they play has anything to do with any of that has nothing to do with calming angry spirits they've been accused of using it for that as well they note that no archaeological evidence of you know Indian burial sites has ever been found around DIA, despite what some papers have printed. That's important to note, no evidence has ever been found of these burial sites.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Yet the rumors persist, where do the rumors come from? They seem to have their origin in a ceremony that was performed around the time of DIA's groundbreaking, by various American Indian shaman to bless the new facility. Anything else is pure conjecture, they say. And of course, they'd say that, you know,
Starting point is 00:44:06 how very logical and factual, nice, DIA. Okay, you keep hiding behind your logic and facts and known history. We'll bring you down eventually. You can't hide from what people want to be the truth. Forever. A young American Indian spiritualist named Lance Allrunner doesn't believe that DIA's bullshit,
Starting point is 00:44:24 about there not being evidence at all. That the DIA, you know, sits on some sacred burial ground or a place where battles went down. He did his own spiritual cleansing ceremony for the airport in 1995. He somehow talked to Mayor and depended him 700 bucks to do it. Although the site had already been blessed, eight years earlier by Calvin Standingbearing others, this 26 year old believed that the construction of the DIA, especially the underground tunnels had disturbed some native spirits. And I needed more cleansing. That April, all runner, a volunteer member of the city's DIA Spiritual Resolution Committee. Oh boy. Talked members of the Montana Cheyenne to come to DIA and call the Indian ghosts in a
Starting point is 00:45:00 nighttime ritual conducted on Easter weekend. It performed a nighttime ceremony at several sites around the airport to put ancient spirits to rest. Thank God. Had they not done that? What would have happened to the DIA? I shudder with a thought. Would it have been swallowed up by the earth? Would a thousand planes have crashed?
Starting point is 00:45:18 Would it be exactly the fucking same? Like literally no perceptible difference whatsoever? Hard to say. Hard to say. This committee discovered several sites where these spirits had been disturbed. I love this. They discovered these sites.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Come on. This is crazy talk. If I want to make fun of Christian extremists and cult leaders who claim to know unknowable shit like this, I have to make fun of these guys as well. How did they find these spots? Right. These troubled spots.
Starting point is 00:45:42 How are they able to locate where the spirits were disturbed? Did they care around some kind of disturbed spirit detectors? Scan the earth like old white dudes walking around the beach with metal detectors? A picture I'm just walking down the concourse, you know? Waving these detectors around, now when they go off, you know, they don't know if they've found some disturbed spirits, maybe some loose change.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Oh, we got stuff then. Over here, between C29 and the coffee being in T-. Leif come quick. I think it's a spirit of a great chief or oh wait, oh okay never mind not a disturbed spirit. It's a Canadian quarter. Can't even use these in the soda machines. False alarm. All runner later told a reporter he cleansed the IA because I was thinking about the safety of people. Uh-huh. It's all gonna collapse if you didn't do this. He added whenever spirits are disturbed, it seems like bad things come about. What is that actually is true? That's the kind of question I ask unscared a death on that podcast. How terrifying. If I really am sitting here just yuking it up, just mocking all this shit, but we really actually are surrounded by disturbed spirits
Starting point is 00:46:42 who will wreak havoc in various ways if the land isn't cleansed. Now, if you don't appease them, bad shit will happen. It's creepy to think about. Maybe that's what my back has been a little extra achy past few days. Maybe I've disturbed some spirits with my constant irreference sarcasm. Okay, so now you know a lot about the airport. Now, why it was actually built?
Starting point is 00:47:02 You know about the land it sits on, some of the rumors there. Now let's dig into the conspiracies we teased up top. Let's start with the art that was commissioned for the airport. Art, some people believe has hidden symbolic apocalyptic, satanic, illuminati, meaning woven into it. A lot of people worked up about the DIA art.
Starting point is 00:47:20 And there is an awful lot of art in the Denver airport. It seems like way more than you would expect to find. Why? Because it has been funded more than other airports this way. For all public projects in the city of Denver, 1% of the budget for each project has to be allocated towards public art to be put on display at DIA. That's why there are over 40 art installations there. That's why the DIA was also called the best airport or US airport
Starting point is 00:47:45 for art and USA today's 10 best readers choice travel contest and 2013. Why have so much art at the airport? I don't know probably because a lot more people will walk past it there than they would if it was inside some downtown gallery. No part of me thinks there's anything secretive or satanic or new world order about the art there. But I will admit, some of it, not what I expected to see in or out in front of an airport. I was surprised. First saw their giant devil horse. This big statue, this big post-apocalyptic mural series,
Starting point is 00:48:15 they also have Gargoyles, the Egyptian God of Death, more. I'll start with that horse, with their 32-foot tall demon horse. Images of this horse come up more than, I think, any other images, at least that's what it felt like when googling a DIA conspiracies. If you're entering or leaving the DIA,
Starting point is 00:48:31 you'll see the statue of a stallion, this giant statue, the stallion bucking on his back legs has lit up red eyes, the airport's very demonic looking gatekeeper, Blucifer. That's what some locals started calling him years ago, and the name is stuck. And this horse does look very spooky. Blucifer has freaked a lot of people out.
Starting point is 00:48:50 People think he looks satanic. And they think sometimes that the horse looks satanic because the real people behind the DIA are satanic. You know, and not the church of satan type of satanic, you know, the Christian fundamentalist view of who a satanist is supposed to be. You know, someone who the church of Satan type of Satanic, you know, the Christian fundamentalist view of who is Satanist is supposed to be. You know, someone who literally has given their soul over to hell's head, hauncho, someone who wants to do as much cartoonishly fucked up evil shit as possible to sacrifice kids,
Starting point is 00:49:14 um, less kids, put them in cages, eat people, all that stuff. For many of the new world order, the illuminati, lizard people, cune on whatever all ties back to Satan, all ties back to an evil plan being carried out by the king of the underworld to destroy all the good people of the world. For people who subscribe to this particular worldview, Blusefer is an obvious sculpted depiction of one of Satan's minions. Blusefer does have a little bit of a dark backstory. The guy who made this sculpture was actually killed by it. While the artist, Louis, Luis Yomenes was working on Blu-Suffer, the Blue Mustang in 2006,
Starting point is 00:49:50 a section of the 32 foot tall, excuse me, 9,000 pounds fiberglass sculpture fell on him. Severing an artery in his lake and the 65 year old blood out and died. That is pretty crazy. The sculpture had to be finished post-humusly by his family, friends, also some professional low riders and race car painters, Richard Lovato, a cameo, Nunez. Blue Mustang was unveiled at DIA on February 11th, 2008. People went wild when they saw it. One thing that they perhaps rightly went wild over was his eyes. They are nuts. was his eyes, they are nuts. One Denver journalist described them as luminous red eyes juxtaposed against its blue body and deeply set into the head of the horse looking out towards the Rocky Mountains. When driving past, blue Mustangs gays cannot be missed, he seems to be an all-seeing gatekeeper
Starting point is 00:50:38 for those heading towards or away from the city. Even in the dead of night when the body of the sculpture is invisible against the road surrounding the eyes of Blucifer are unwaveringly lit, bright red, to see all who pass by. So why would Emanaz include such a terrifying feature? Well, the eyes were actually installed by Emanaz as a tribute to his father's neon sign workshop, where he was employed as a young man.
Starting point is 00:51:01 And the red eyes are part of the not-satiny at all legend the sculpture issatiny at all. Legend the sculpture is based on and inspired by the city of Denver commission the sculpture when it was first commissioning a variety of art projects in the 90s. Sculpture was partially based on the eight foot high sculpture of mistenio Spanish for Mustang on display at the University of Oklahoma with bulging veins and articulate muscles. The sculpture was supposed to represent the power and freedom of the American Mustang. And the sculpture pays tribute to an old,
Starting point is 00:51:29 youth legend told in South Central Colorado, Stan Louise Valley, or Stan Lewis Valley. Locals there used to talk of a powerful stallion that was a leader amongst Mustangs, always capable of finding water, grass for the herd. The Mustang had a blue coat, color water, well, color people associate with water. Red eyes and at times was said to be capable of flight, so you know, fitting for an airport. So nothing actually nefarious at all about this creepy looking horse,
Starting point is 00:51:54 once you understand the stories behind it. Since its installation in 2008, the horse sculpture has remained an ongoing topic of controversy. And this next bit of info has nothing to do with any conspiracy, but it is so ridiculous. I feel like I should include it here. Many people, not necessarily conspiratorial people, have been outraged also by the horses, by this dick. Not just by its red evil-looking eyes.
Starting point is 00:52:17 They've complained that Blucifer's dick is too prominently displayed. Like, you know, people have written a lot of messages, a lot of angry on angry emails about Blusifer's dick seriously. I did a Google image search for Blusifer and pulled up a lot of high res pics, did a lot of zooming in, not kidding. In my opinion, his dick is perfectly reasonably sized for a horse of his stature.
Starting point is 00:52:37 I mean, a little silly here, but also not kidding. Look, I'm no horse cock expert, but I have stared a few horse dicks in my days in my day. There she, of course, they're huge, they're hard to ignore. And there's nothing gratuitous about bluciferous meat sort, not to me. For one thing, it's not even wrecked at all. It's a very flaccid horse dick, a hundred percent flaccid compared to an erect horse dick, I think it looks small. Now, it's often cold in Denver and bluciferous dick looks like a dick when it's cold
Starting point is 00:53:04 out. So there's nothing to complain about here. And if you disagree, if you're the type of person to publicly complain about a statue of a horse, complete with a not even big, veiny hard horse dick, which is a normal, flaccid little anatomically correct horse dick, I want you to do something for the rest of us. I want you to grab a meat cleaver in one hand and I want you to put your other hand, palm down on a cut and block and I want you to chop your fucking hand off. You silly, whiny, miserable fuck. What are you doing complaining about? You're like that.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Why don't you have anything better to do with your life? All right. Then if you live past the massive blood loss, well, now you have something real to complain about. The DIA art piece that seems to be the most unsettling and controversial, not the horse. This is the most unsettling, at least for those who fear the one world government agenda, they think the airport is associated with are the Toguma murals. Excuse me, Tan Guma, the Tan Guma murals. I love these murals.
Starting point is 00:53:58 But I'm also someone who has two mannequins in my office, a slash sock dungeon, one of which wears a devil mask and a bloody butcher's apron. The mural is certainly not for everybody, but that may be because they're intended meaning, at least according to the creator, lost in translation. Created by phenomenal Denver artist Leo Tenguma, this Chicano muralist is stupid talented. The story he intended to convey, a hopeful story of peace and environmental stewardship, following times of war and pollution has been warped into a very different story on hundreds, if not thousands of conspiratorial online postings. Many think his mural is a sick celebration of
Starting point is 00:54:34 the apocalypse and the new world order. I think that Leo is another puppet of the NWO, Illuminati, Satan, etc. The murals are intense. One of the scenes features a character that resembles a Nazi officer and a gas mask. Other figures include children in front of a burning Satan, etc. The murals are intense. One of the scenes features a character that resembles a Nazi officer in a gas mask. Other figures include children in front of a burning building, kids gathered around a knife, and it surprised the shit out of a lot of people who were just wandering around with their jobages or McDonald's chicken nuggets looking for their check luggage. The two murals are in the east and west baggage claims outside of the Great Hall. Each murals split into two pieces separated by doorways, together they tell a variety of different stories
Starting point is 00:55:06 for travelers to interpret while waiting for their backs. The first mural is called in peace and harmony with nature, and it's said to symbolize environmental destruction versus environmental healing. It presents a horrifyingly, rightly colored scene of trees burning in the background, animals and glass cages, a girl lying in a coffin. I mean, it's pretty
Starting point is 00:55:25 dark. I mean, just young people fleeing the scene, you know, in tears. It's for an airport, some pretty dark shit. It's not a still life, you know, oil painting of some daisies in a meadow. Not a landscape of some serene mountain lake, which is why I like it and it's why others are freaked out. In the second section of the mural, Tenguimah depicts children and animals coming together around a futuristic plant. When you look at one and the other, I think it's easy to see how the themes of destruction and healing come into play,
Starting point is 00:55:51 but not everyone wants to make that connection. So I'm just see horror. I think they just see what they're looking for. Like if you don't believe in the new world order and see this painting, you're not gonna suddenly awaken to a new truth. Now, you already believed in the new world order when you were looking at it. you already believed in the new world order when you were looking at it.
Starting point is 00:56:05 You already believed in the medieval devil, you were already believed in some pending apocalypse, and then you see this mural, you know, and it's just one of many clues. You also see that all reaffirm your beliefs. That's what I think. What apocalyptic symbolism do people see in this painting, some people?
Starting point is 00:56:21 Well, in the first section of the mural, Tenguma painted a Ketzelbird, an animal sometimes used as an allegory for extinction, and some think this symbol and others are intended to convey that a mass extinction event will happen soon. And the DIA was built as a sanctuary for those selected to survive the apocalypse and build a new world. Holy shit. Really reading between the lines here. Reading more in between the lines than what is actually written on the lines, right, building a whole new novel in between two lines of an existing novel. And on the other side of the mural, people interpret the futuristic plant as
Starting point is 00:56:55 a symbol for the new world government that everyone will have to live under following this extinction event. The second mural is titled Children of the World Dream of Peace. And it depicts the opposing themes of war and peace. The second mural is titled Children of the World Dream of Peace. And it depicts the opposing themes of war and peace. The first section of this mural, a gas mask soldier wreaks havoc with a gun and a sword. I think it looks pretty fucking sweet. Looks like some kind of death metal album cover. Nearby, caravan of refugees, it trudges away from him. You know, there's a child hiding with a teddy bear, there's a dead child, someone's arms, ruins everywhere. Again, I know, it is pretty dark.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I will say that in the mural is also a letter from a concentration camp from a child in the second section of the mural. Young people celebrate as the soldier from the first section of the mural lies beneath them. Doves rest on his body and his sword is being disassembled by a kid with a hammer. The war versus peace themes of this mural
Starting point is 00:57:44 are quite clear. Again, dark imagery, I know, but conveys a good message, at least to some other people miss the message and think some cocky illuminati masters want to show you exactly what they're about to introduce to this world genocide, death, destruction, hiding in plain sight. This exhibit is in temporary storage due to airport construction right now, according to what we found, it's supposed to return by the end of 2021. I wonder if they put it away not because of airport construction, but just because they got tired of the complaints. I hope not. I hope that I hope they bring it back out, right? They've added more details
Starting point is 00:58:19 to it. Maybe do a little redo on it. Just make it even more dark. Make it way over the top. You know, just an image of Satan, you know, obviously just, you know, horns, pitchfork, clothing hooves, have him just eaten the Pope as he purchased the top St. Peter's Basilica, just fucking munched on the Pope, then have images of demons and lizard people eating the flags of the world's most powerful nations, you know, below this fucking Satan on top of the church, and then have images of Biden and Putin, other world leaders and cult robes watching this all unfold and smiling just poking scared children and cage with sticks, you know, sitting behind them, then paint the words on it.
Starting point is 00:58:54 New world order, 2025 take over, human race, get on your knees. Then write a description about how the mural is a symbolic depiction of a peaceful future for humanity. See what kind of messages come in. I bet if you did that, someone would snap and literally try to destroy it. Write there be protests, people go to jail. So who is Leo Tenguma, the guy who painted this mural? Unofficially, he is one of Satan's minions.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Officially, born sometime in the 1940s, Leo majored in art at Texas Southern University where he studied under Dr. John Bigger's Chairman of the art department. And at the time, nationally recognized as one of America's best muralists. In 1972 in Mexico City, Leo met David Alfaro, Cikeros, a renowned Mexican social realist painter and muralist who significantly influences work. Sekiro's, hopefully I'm not but you know, advised Tenguma to take themes from American life and avoid folklore and fantasy depictions.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Sekiro saw painting murals as a means of broadcasting oppressed people struggles. Aside from his murals in the DIA, Tenguma's most wellknown work is 1973's rebirth of our nationality, which occupies an exterior wall of the Continental Cannes Company building in Houston, Texas. Rebirth of our nationality portrays the awakening of the Mexican-Americans self-awareness. Other themes depicted in these murals include African-American self-awareness,
Starting point is 01:00:22 police brutality, racism, youth violence, and the struggles of women, the elderly, and the working class. And of course, conflict with the environment. It doesn't seem like Leo's too worried about the new world order. It seems like this world order has given him plenty to worry about already. The Illuminati needed a painter. Why would they choose someone who's so focused on social issues already? Just like how the look of DIA is on-brand for the architecture, the look of these minerals is on brand for the artists who created them.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Again, so far, everything had enough. Just fine. We take some time to understand why the DIA is set up like it is. The key element found in all of Leo's work is the struggle for dignity, justice, self-determination and human rights, which seems actually pretty, you know, anti-illuminati. If anything, Leo is calling for us to rise up and overthrow our reptilian oppressors, hail him, or something like that. Another DIA art installation that has riled up a lot of visitors is a statue of anubis, Egyptian god of death. Fuck as he do in a deer port.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Looking after the souls of those who have died in the secret underground city's lizard cages, or is he there because the city of Denver commissioned a lot of art from a lot of different artists and one of them thought, hey, I like a news. I don't know, hard to say. I think he's probably a symbol of all the human sacrifices that will soon be made in DIA to appease our new overlords. Unsurprisingly, the long held tinfoil hat crowd
Starting point is 01:01:44 believe that the Ill illuminati is connected to ancient Egypt and the pyramids has freaks some people out you know with this statue. Another not so typical DIA art piece the gargoyles found in the baggage claims area two bronze gargoyles sitting inside suitcases not sure if they're still on display right now or not they're called notrade Denver nice. Some gargoyles sculptures modeled after those found at the Notre Dame Cathedral in France made by highly acclaimed visual artists and outlaw country musician Terry Allen. Filmed to a big wormhole, wasted way too much time listening to a bunch of Terry Allen songs. Very critically acclaimed, very different, very unique dude.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Dude doesn't seem very evil or illuminati-like to me seems like a really talented and whimsical artist who dabbles in everything from gargoyle sculptures, outlaw country music to augment gard collaborations with David Byrne. Anyway, gargoyles freak a lot of people out. Of course they do. Let's carry looking. Demonsers. They're possibly demonic.
Starting point is 01:02:36 They're backstory not scary though. Originally, gargoyles had a very mundane purpose. Just carve statues of these little grotech treat creatures with spouts designed to carry water from roofs away from the sides of buildings, thereby preventing rainwater from running down walls and eroding the mortar. Architects often use multiple gargoyles on buildings to divide the flow of rainwater off the roof to minimize the potential damage from rainstores.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Terry also has a degree in architecture, so it makes sense he wanted to design some gargoyles. The ancient Egyptians, Greeks, the Truscans, Romans all used animal-shaped water spouts. It was actually the Catholic Church who made them look evil. During the 12th century, when gargoyles first started appearing in Europe, the Roman Catholic Church was growing stronger, converting more and more people. Most of the population that time was illiterate. Images very important to convey ideas.
Starting point is 01:03:24 And the Church used gargoyles to convey fear, right? Make some scary monsters. You know, people are afraid of monsters. Put them on the buildings, you know, the side of these cathedrals. And the symbolism is only the church can protect you from these monsters. Get in here, we're safe. Let the church protect you from evil. And according to a DIA spokesperson, a woman protection is what is symbolized with these gargoyles inside of DIA. DIA will protect you from harm. So pretty cool. But that's not what many see. Alan installed the pieces in a completed yet empty DIA and almost immediately some church
Starting point is 01:03:57 groups and some other protesters, you know, started to read into his gargoyles. They're evil. They started to writing for the complaints, started to desecrate it with nasty messages. He said they would reach up into the suitcases and put cards that said things like effigies of Satan or you're going to hell. They put bibles with stuff marked in them and all these bizarre religious fanatic remarks about the gargoyles. Of course he did.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Anyone protesting a gargoyle now is technically living in the 21st century, but their mind is no more developed than the minds of medieval peasants. It feared these sculptures a thousand years ago. Creeped out by a gargoyle, fine. Worried about them, like actively worried about them? I think you're letting your imagination maybe get the best of you. But okay, all right, fine.
Starting point is 01:04:37 But leaving cards on the statues, the say stuff like effigies of Satan, or you're going to help, you're out of your fucking mind. Seemingly strange words on the airport's floors have also freaked out certain travelers. The conspiracy theory community has for years been very outspoken about mysterious words carved into the floor throughout the DIA. The words, and I can't find pronunciations for these. So bear with me. Coach Atopah, sis Na Jini, and zits Ditt Gali, have been reported by theorists to be everything from a new world order,
Starting point is 01:05:12 slash illuminati secret code to an alien language. Maybe the language of the aliens living in that giant secret city under the airport, language of the Anunaki space lizard oppressors. We must rise up against them. Unless you have one of them. I don't know. No, the words are Navajo. Coach Atopa is the Navajo word for mountain pass.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Sis Nanjini, Navajo word for the black mountain and this zit, ditt, gal is the Navajo word for the white mountain or gali. See me? All these places in Colorado sacred places to the Navajo. And the Navajo used to live all over what is now Colorado. So once again, like the horse, the airport design, the artwork, you know, it checks out. The symbolism makes sense. Instead of being evil, it's fitting, beautiful.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Airport is not demonic, it's artistic and unique. Symbolically rich. Other words, inscribed on the floors of DIA have confused the conspiracy theorists for years are Braxma and Villarreal. Again, easy explanation for these words. Braxma refers to Carolyn, Braxma and Villarreal. I think I should say in this right to Mark Villarreal. Both of these individuals prominent artists who worked on projects in the Denver International Airport.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Both based in Colorado, Marks and Boulder, Carolyn's and Denver, checks out. But obviously those explanations, don't stop the conspiracy theorists. There's always a deeper meaning. Now let's take a quick break from symbolism. Deeper meanings, talk about something straight forward. Good deals, awkward segue, I know. Hope you heard something you can use
Starting point is 01:06:41 to save some money meets acts. Let's head back to Crazy Town now. Okay, so I guess it's really not that surprising that some of the art at the Denver Airport has led travelers to wonder, you know, what the fuck is going on. After all, art is complicated, confusing sometimes. Some people just have trouble with symbolism.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Maybe the most consistent clue conspiracy theorists have pointed to as being an obvious nod to DIA's illuminati ties, something that is clearly not symbolic, something they can't be described away with some fancy art talk are the words, the new world airport commission. There are various dedication markers and plaques around the airport to say it was funded by quote, the new world airport commission, huh? New world airport, New World Order.
Starting point is 01:07:25 If you do a little digging, you'll see that there is, you know, very little information about the New World Airport Commission out there. The only information you can find was point back to the DIA. So red flag for many, maybe you can't find this commission because they don't wanna be found.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Illuminati. But if that's true, and that is the argument, right? They don't want to be found. This is the Illuminati. But then why put up plaques? Right? Why put plaques up at the airport blatantly advertising as supposedly secret group?
Starting point is 01:07:55 That's more than just a little bit confusing. You know, how can you believe that A, the Illuminati slash new world order exists as a secret, extremely powerful cabal controlling the entire world from the shadows and then be, you know, they just slightly changed their name and then put that name on plaques all over one of their most important secret bases. When they could instead of doing that, just easily not leave clues. It's almost like people who believe in this shit aren't the best
Starting point is 01:08:20 at critical thinking. This is like if Adolf Hitler had survived World War II and he was secretly, you know, you know, still pretty powerful, but wanted to wait until he was more powerful before resurfacing and taking over and he had built some secret, massive underground city underneath an airport and then he left plaques all over said airport saying various things were paid for by Amal Hitler. You know, there'll be a little little odd. Hitler, don't you think that you, if you want to remain hidden, you should use a totally different name. Amal Dettler is a very different name. It's nice
Starting point is 01:08:54 and they I am Adolf Hitler. Who is this Amal Dettler guy? Never heard of Adolf Amal Dettler? I mean, you get, uh, you can find the backstory on the NWAC. If you just look, the new World Airport Commission was named by Charles Onzbacher and arts advocate who died in 2010. And the name is in reference to Dwarax, New World Symphony who Onzbacher was a big fan of, uh, the commission was created only to orchestrate DIA's opening festivities in 1995, which is why you can't find much info about them. It was never meant to be some big long standing committee, just a tiny little committee formed to open an airport. That's all. This commission, being an obvious nod to the real
Starting point is 01:09:34 new world order was first thrown out into the public consciousness in March, or on March 20th, 1994 in an article for the Rocky Mountain news. J.R. Mooreinger, a Rocky Mountain News correspondent, possible Wacadoodle as well, wrote about how during the two-hour length of the airport's commemoration ceremony, numerous Masonic rituals were involved. Really, isn't that surprising to me? I mean, they're building this big building, the Masons, you know, built big buildings,
Starting point is 01:10:02 kind of ties together, but he wrote some of the hundreds of Masons on hand seem surprised to learn that Mayor Wellington Web is brother Web, a reference to the then mayor's membership in the organization, yet there he stood in his white apron traditional garb of the grand lodge of free Masons. And we've thoroughly examined the free Masons here on time, so I got before I did a two parter on them in 2018 They do not control the world never have never will they can barely appear rent for a lot of their lodges in many cities right now They're just one of many secret clubs founded in years past mostly for dudes have an excuse to not hang out with their families and Drink with other dudes and make business connections
Starting point is 01:10:42 You know they have a lot of secret rituals because it's fun to have secret rituals and being a secret club. I know a lot of Mason's now from various walks of life and they just seem to enjoy being in a secretive club. That's it. So who gives a shit that the mayor was a free Mason, clearly J. Ayer, Mournjer does, J.R., excuse me, Mournjer does and Jesse Ventura does as well. Big time conspiracy theorists Ventura did an episode of his show called conspiracy theory
Starting point is 01:11:07 on the Denver airport originally aired on January 13, 2010. He said, but on the bottom, it says the new world airport commission, that doesn't exist. You can't find it. Why wouldn't it say the Colorado airport commission, the Denver airport commission, or maybe the county, but it has the words new world airport commission right on the dedicated plaque and there is no such thing as the new world airport commission. That was this big, uh-huh moment. You got them, Jesse, you saw the case, you zigged or everyone else's agged. Break out that illuminati confirmed rubber stamp, Jesse, your shrewd mind left those NWO thugs with no way to weasel out of their obvious DIA connection. That guy, we can do a whole suck on him. Vietnam vet, rolling stones, bodyguard at one point, Mongols, biker gang members supposedly professional,
Starting point is 01:11:57 professional wrestler, the body, even sure a jet definitely governor of Minnesota, huge conspiracy theorist. Sometimes very smart, sometimes, I don't know, seems pretty insane. We'll check in with Jesse later in this suck. Conspiracy theorist also point to a time capsule for the people of Colorado in 2094 that has a Masonic symbol carved into the top of it. What are the Masons hiding in that capsule? Some kind of, we took over the world's celebration kit, trophies for a one-world domination parade. This time capsule said to contain coins, assigned opening day ball from
Starting point is 01:12:30 course field, ball from course field. My God, a pair of mayor Wellington web sneakers and a few black hawk casino tokens among other items. Anyone else think it's weird that the mayor shoes inside the time capsule? Who's going to want to have that when they open it up. So why 2094? What's going on there? A lot of conspiratorial speculation about this date. Is that the year the lizard people declared their world takeover victory complete? Or is it just the hundredth anniversary
Starting point is 01:12:58 of the airport's dedication? Because it definitely is at least that. How has that point missed by so many conspiracy nuts? Right, even on his 10 years old, and at first heard of a time capsule, waiting a hundred years to have it open, just, you know, it felt like the right way to go. Real big conspiracy smoking gun
Starting point is 01:13:14 is the airport dedication plaque date, March 19th, 1994. If you add the numbers together, 1 9 1 9 9 4, you know, just leaving out, you know, the three in March for some reason. Uh, you get 33. The highest level one can achieve in free masonry, you know, I guess it is pretty interesting. You know, you know what? 33 is also associated with I did find this interesting. Jamal Perry, Michael Dolphins, quarterback, teammate of Andrew Van Gainkl. He had six past deflections in 2019. Six, three plus plus three, thirty, three. It's
Starting point is 01:13:47 all right there if you just look. So I think we've proven now that all of the DIA art and symbols obviously point to the idea that Denver Airport was designed as a strange museum showcasing NWO agenda or maybe that it's just a bunch of cool symbolic art that has everything to do with Colorado and nothing to do with the Illuminati. I forget. What if all the occult art and symbolism is just a tip of some big Illuminati iceberg? What if all the strange art and symbols when combined sort of awaken some kind of Illuminati cracking and actually bring the NWO's world domination plan to fruition? What if all the art and symbols are like the various ingredients of a powerful witch's spell?
Starting point is 01:14:24 And the Denver Airport is the devil's cauldron Some people believe this as well because of course they do because why not I guess makes life more exciting What do people think is going to be awakened? Well a bunch of shit that right now is hidden underground What plans are already being put into motion literally beneath our feet at DIA Well DIA has six underground levels. That we know of, that's actually true. Officials and architects wanted a super sized, you know, futuristic baggage system.
Starting point is 01:14:54 The cost over $300 million to make, and it ended up being a huge and very expensive disaster. This thing ended up mutilating baggage instead of delivering them far too often. And infamous 1994 media demonstration of the system featured colliding carts, tossed or crushed luggage and scattered clothing. That's not a good look. During tests, it, quote, launched, I love launched, launched, chewed up and spit out bags so often, it became known as the baggage system from hell.
Starting point is 01:15:24 That was the NBC news report. Our reports said the baggage networks designers underestimated the project's complexity and didn't build adequate backup and recovery capacity to cope with system failures. And it's side of the tendency of the system to enjoy eating people's baggage. Man, somebody got fired for that shit, probably multiple somebody's. Oh, I'm sorry, boss. Oh, man, I was, I was sure if we just spent $300 million
Starting point is 01:15:49 on my new baggage system idea that it would actually work. What's that? Clean up my desk, be out of the office in 30 minutes. Make sure I never see you again if I value my life. It'll probably. With the airport open in February 1995, most bags were hauled the old-fashioned way with the new system and limited use.
Starting point is 01:16:04 United Airlines continued to use some elements of that system for several years, but it was prone to breakdowns, expensive to maintain, $1,000,000 a month expensive. They stopped using it as it was designed as well after a while. Utah ski resorts got winded that situation, used it for a publicity campaign at their own, putting out advertisements that said,
Starting point is 01:16:22 in Denver, you could lose your luggage in Utah, you could lose yourself. Nice. So it was a big blunder. Maybe you should have focused less on art installations more on the baggage system during the planning phase. After canning this new system, DIA administrators were stuck with a bunch of wasted underground space.
Starting point is 01:16:38 And that got conspiracy, you know, minds going, what are they doing with all that space? Was that baggage system fuck up just a cover story? A DIA spokesman addressing some conspiracies once said that conspiracies have suggested that the old baggage bins were made exactly the right size to transport bodies. And you know, also clothes and toiletries and stuff. But bodies, bodies of the slave people dying under DIA right now. People also have all kinds of theories about giant tunnels associated with this unused baggage system, specifically how high the ceilings of the tunnels are.
Starting point is 01:17:11 They think that they are too high. So you know, what's up with that? Why are the tunnels so high? You know, are they high enough for UFO transport? What's going on? Is there bigger lizard people than most places have down there or something? DIA spokesman has said the tunnels were built to house the baggage system. Nothing else. What is that the truth?
Starting point is 01:17:33 Other conspiracists claim that the airport is hiding underground tunnels and secret bunkers meant to house world leaders in case of some sort of disaster or apocalypse. Some of these people claim as I mentioned earlier, you know, there's a whole gigantic city located under DIA. That allegation comes from a rumor that when the airport was first built, I love this, it somehow screwed up the construction, the first five buildings, and instead of just scrapping these buildings, you know, instead of just, I don't know,
Starting point is 01:17:55 tearing them down, maybe trying to renovate them, they just buried them, you know, which is, I don't know if that's necessarily possible. Winning the history of all construction has anyone ever fucking done something like that? Who has just moved a huge fucking building underground? Like it's just a kid in a sandbox. Some contractor, oh man, we have five massive buildings.
Starting point is 01:18:15 We don't need him more. What should we do? Should we try and, I don't know, just scrap him, to probably tear him down, something, or, man, you know what? Why don't we just push them down? Just push them down. Hey guys, just get your hands and dig some holes over there.
Starting point is 01:18:31 We'll just push these massive buildings down on the ground. We'll just cover them up, throw some dirt on top. That's possible, right? That's how construction works. You can't just do that. You can't just sneak massive buildings on the ground like that. It's not how real life works.
Starting point is 01:18:41 Underground construction is very expensive, very fucking complicated engineering wise. I looked over way too many articles about underground construction. It's very hard just to build a massive tunnel deep underground, let alone, you know, push buildings underground. The world's biggest tunnel, Switzerland's gottered based tunnel over 35 miles long, longer than the channel that connects Britain and France goes right through the Alps. It took over 15 years to build cost over $12 billion. And from floor to ceiling in this tunnel, it's only 17 feet high, not big enough to sneak really any buildings into it. The tunnel
Starting point is 01:19:15 that circular design works well for drills, works well for building tunnels, but you can't just like fucking little kid carve out space, a big open area like like make a huge cavern underground. The pressure from the earth would just collapse it. It just doesn't make any sense. You definitely can't have a 4.5 square mile underground city set up under the earth. That cannot exist under DIA or fucking anywhere. We don't have the engineering technology to build something like that yet. But if you believe in the power of black magic
Starting point is 01:19:48 or something, something people believe, I guess anything's possible, right? Just because magic, that answers every question. We do have the capabilities though to build massive tunnels. So let's get into the tunnel rumors. The DIA does have an actual extensive tunnel system. Built for baggage, as I said, largely shut down in 2003 due to mechanical problems. Something, these tunnels connect to all kinds of underground NWO facilities.
Starting point is 01:20:12 Something to connect the DIA to the North American aerospace defense command over 80 miles to the south and your Colorado Springs. Something more tunnels connect DIA to the Cheyenne mountain complex and the Rocky Mountains outside of Colorado Springs You know the military the US government certainly has built state-of-the-art underground stuff. We know that There are more than 10,000 underground military facilities worldwide Cheyenne mountain mountain complex being one of them Cheyenne mountain complex are very cool actually the complex was built under 2,000 feet of granite on five acres like a very cool actually. The complex was built under 2000 feet of granite on five acres, 15 three story buildings protected from movement like earthquakes, explosions by a system of giant springs, the buildings, you know, are above flexible pipe connectors to limit operational
Starting point is 01:20:55 effects of movement. The complex, the only high altitude department or defense facilities certified to be able to sustain an electromagnetic pulse, a burst of electromagnetic radiation caused by something like a nuclear explosion, and this is all underground. But it's not four and a half square miles big, which would be 2,880 acres. It's five acres big. And this thing, the five acre thing is very impressive. The supposed underground DIA city, I can others have talked about existing, would be 576 times as big as the shy and mountain complex. That is a construction project so much bigger than any known construction project ever carried
Starting point is 01:21:32 out in human history. I think that is just possible anywhere is pretty ludicrous. But what about the tunnels is the Denver airport connected to, you know, stuff like the North American aerospace defense command highly unlikely. To connect to the places people have said it connected by Colorado Springs, that it would take decades, tens of billions of dollars. It would be a massive construction project. It would be very hard to pull off secretly.
Starting point is 01:21:57 The tunnel would go under parts of Denver. It would go under Colorado Springs. It would make, you know, probably a little bit of noise that people would notice. Of course, the Denver Airport people have denied these rumors as well. Spokeswoman Stacy Stegman said, I think people would be very disappointed if they were to actually spend some time under DIA. We are under the footprint of 53 million people. It will be pretty difficult to hide any covert activity with the thousands of workers that
Starting point is 01:22:21 are down there every day. So what does go on underneath DIA officially? Supposedly, roughly, a thousand people work daily in the various levels underneath the airport, ferry luggage among ticket counters, planes and baggage claim areas, and a pair of 7,000 foot long tunnels that run alongside the airport to underground trains. All plumbing and electrical infrastructure appears to end at the underground area's lowest level, hiding anything else under all that would be an engineering feat, you know, more impressive than the channel that connects England and France.
Starting point is 01:22:53 But is that all they're doing down there? There is 470,000 total square feet of underground space. A spokesperson for the airport has said that it would take three days to show a visitor all the space underneath DIA, you know, and that vast size can make a conspiratorial mind wander. And of course, some airport workers familiar with theories like to play pranks, which has fueled conspiracies. Airport workers have been known to dawn lizard masks, which I think is fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 01:23:19 While the media are on tours, including one supposedly caught on camera by Fox 31 KDBR Denver in a video that circulated afterwards as evidence of lizard illuminati existence. Despite reading about that video, I couldn't find it interesting. Clearly some NWO officer had the YouTube illuminati buddies. Take it down. I did watch other local news videos of DIA representatives given tours. Very cool, very impressive structure.
Starting point is 01:23:45 I didn't feel spooky to me. Just felt like, you get to see this impressive engineering feat. So that's it for the tunnels in the underground city. The conspiracies don't seem based on any credible info that we have based on the entire known history of human construction and engineering to just be possible.
Starting point is 01:24:01 So what about Nazis? Some of that DIA art seems to maybe symbolize Nazis is there some sort of DIA Nazi connection. Some people think this. There's a theory that DIA purposefully built a swatzika-ish-shaped runway configuration and wove other occult symbols of Naziism or fascism into the runways as a tribute to their masters. DIA officials have shied away from directly addressing these theories, which some see is a sign of their validity. spokesperson said that they wanted to avoid
Starting point is 01:24:33 or tread very lightly with that subject matter, adding some things are worth debunking others aren't. My guess is that they don't want to risk offending anyone by talking about Nazism or insulting those who purport to be afraid of a Nazi president in the US or maybe they're Nazis. A close look at aerial photography of the supposedly swatzika shape runways reveals a lumpy misshapen, largely interpretive swatzika at best.
Starting point is 01:24:59 It's not swatzika shaped. You really have to fucking read into it. The real reason for the rotating fan-shaped design is that it allows for optimal takeoff into and against the wind from different directions, depending on whether and traffic patterns. Another conspiracy that doesn't make much sense or appear credible when you really look at it. So the DIA, you know, no Nazi associations. One last ran of conspiracy before we get into the people behind these theories and we do have a itt of the internet coming up to it can be fun. It's a small theory relative to everything else we've looked at and of course just as nuts is the other ones. It revolves around a little engraving on the floor of a mining cart with letters, you know,
Starting point is 01:25:34 AU and AG engraved in it. Most people see these letters as representing the chemical symbols of gold and silver respectively. The backbone of why Denver, you know, exists is a, you know, originally this boom town with, you know, mining gold and silver respectively. The backbone of why Denver exists. Originally, this boom town with mining gold and silver. However, this theory states that AU and AG stands for Australian antigen, a proposed name for a pandemic causing virus strain, the illuminati is apparently working on right now to end the human population. What evidence is there for this theory? No, none. Actually, just someone posted that, thought once, somewhere online, and then other people read it, and they thought,
Starting point is 01:26:08 nah, nah, that sounds right. And then they posted that thought again in other places, and now it's kind of a conspiracy. That's how most of these conspiracies start, to someone, anyone, just sharing a thought of, eh, wait a minute. And then just word vomiting, and then other people like, yeah, I like that, and then they share it,
Starting point is 01:26:22 and then now you get a conspiracy. So how popular are these conspiracies? So hard to say. There are lots of videos, a few websites dedicated to them. Tens of thousands of hits do come up in search engines. Based on local news interviews, it seems like whoever answers customer service emails for a DIA does get a lot of conspiracy related emails
Starting point is 01:26:40 and in semesters. The actual group of die-hard believers who actively promote these theories though, that group seems to be pretty small. Let's meet a few of the main folks who, without their diligent, thorough, mentally competent examination of facts, there would be no DIA episode of Time Suck.
Starting point is 01:26:58 One of these wacky girls is a guy named Michael L. Brown, founder of the website, Spirit Daily. Spirit Daily was a popular website. It became fairly popular in 2011 among conservative Christians who believed in end time type prophecies and conspiracy theories. It's founder, Michael Brown, the author of books of the spiritual warfare genre, spiritual warfare is the Christian concept of fighting against the work of evil forces. Based on a biblical belief that evil spirits or demons intervene in human affairs and various ways, and he has some thoughts about, you know, the Denver airport because why not?
Starting point is 01:27:32 He's written extensively about the symbolism in the DIA and he's even encouraged travelers to sprinkle holy water and blessed salt as they passed through Denver's airport. After witnessing all the art, theIA had to offer, Brown said, while the esoteric symbols on the floors, what purpose? Who went haywire with creativity? Seems too brazen to be a plot, and why the truly bizarre murals. A burning city, children sleeping on piles of bricks, a line of morning women and rags with dead babies limping their arms.
Starting point is 01:28:11 A huge looming military figure in a gas mask ran ashes a sword and a machine gun, part of an actual note written by a child and turned in a Nazi death camp. Strange words embedded in the floor, with no explanation of what they mean. There is also a dove and one woman looks just a bit like the weeping virgin. Da-da-da-da!
Starting point is 01:28:37 Brown pointed to a connection between ongoing economic trouble in Europe and the US in 2011 and the symbolism of the DIA. The piece has fit. Pulling that conspiracy, y'all, between two thumbtacks across the basement war room wall. Michael started to wonder if there was a small cabal of international elites that does, that has anticipated a future breakdown of the global economy. What's Michael up to now? I don't know. All the info I can find on him pretty old. According
Starting point is 01:29:07 to spirit daily.com, he was born in Niagara Falls, New York in 1952. As a young adult, he worked for the Niagara Gazette as a full-time reporter. Worked as an environmentalist in the 1970s, award-winning actually then became a born again Catholic in the 1980s. Move with his wife to St. Augustine, Florida and start writing a lot of books about mostly it seems the the n times This Michael Brown Michael Harold Brown not to be confused with Michael L Brown who also writes about the n times That's fun That Michael Brown has written books in recent years with fun titles like Jezebel's War with America Not afraid of the anti-Christ and Christian anti-Semitism
Starting point is 01:29:41 All of his books seem to be based on ratings volume doing very well right now in Amazon. So that's fun. Cool that there are at least two n times focused authors living in America by the name Michael Brown. Now, let's look at two people who claim to have gone down into the secret levels under DIA. Let's talk about what they've seen. This Alex Christopher and Phil Schneider, Alex Mosley unknown, only associated it seems with this story. Well, this story in one other, I'll talk about it in a second. I wonder if she's a real person. Phil who died in the mid 90s was very real
Starting point is 01:30:14 and is a legend in the UFO world and one of David Ick's sources referenced at the beginning of this suck. Just after the airport was built, this Alex Christopher person claims, according to Phil, to have met some people at a conference in Denver who took her down into the secret subterranean levels of the airport. Then later she returned again with her friend Phil Schneider to show him the secrets she
Starting point is 01:30:37 had found. No part of you believe this should for a second. Let me get this straight. The NWO will spend tens of billions of dollars, probably hundreds of billions, maybe trillions, to build some massive underground city. It's going to play crucial role in the apocalypse that they are constructing. They want to kid this a secret, it's a very important secret, but then they just let two wackadoodles take a fuck a field trip down into its depths, just to scope it out. And then they just let them escape and then talk about
Starting point is 01:31:00 it publicly. Uh-huh. No whole, no logic holes in that story at all. Uh, we've actually talked about Phil Schneider before on the secret suck, at Timeslux Patreon podcasts. Interesting Wacadoodle for sure. Uh, Phil Schneider was an engineer who worked on deep underground military bases for the US, at least according to Phil Schneider. He did that. Uh, and Phil, while working at the Denver Airport, a fact that no one but Phil Schneider has
Starting point is 01:31:24 ever verified. Uh, in some old videos, claims fact that no one but Phil Schneider has ever verified, on some old videos, claims he fell into a secret level of tunnels where there happened to be aliens. And it feels like he had a hard time keeping this DIA story straight, right? Like, you know, sometimes you would tell it, it's like he fell into the secret part of the underground base. Sometimes he was taken there by his buddy, Christopher.
Starting point is 01:31:43 Phil also claimed prior to his death in 1996 that the aliens fired on him was a sophisticated weapon. He lost part of his hand, a chunk of his chest in this alien attack and barely survived. I've watched several of his old videos, which was not easy to do because for a guy who talks about a lot of interesting shit, he is a painfully boring speaker. He did not come across as some kind of elite athlete, some kind of super soldier who could have survived an alien attack. If those DIA new world order aliens couldn't take Phil Schneider down, we have nothing to fear. After telling his story, Schneider did die shortly after he died of an apparent suicide. Obviously fellow conspiracists skeptical about that explanation,
Starting point is 01:32:24 obviously fellow conspiracists skeptical about that explanation. They believe it's an assassination. I highly doubt this guy was assassinated. Hey, Dan, David and Hunter, children's here, resident suck first, cryptid expert. I just want to point out that there is a strong possibility that Schneider could have been killed by a Sasquatch assassin.
Starting point is 01:32:41 Colorado known for heavy Sasquatch traffic that may have been linked to the DIA. Also, you might want to look into the Colorado slide rock bolter, massive giant worm, you know, they could have made the tunnels under the DIA, thought to have by many, could have made them on behalf of the reptilians who don't always kill their targets in fairness to feel, that's enough, David. That's quite enough. I don't remember ever hiring you. We can talk about all this after the show. I need to step outside now. Okay. Yeah. No problem. Might want to look into giant stone balls from space as well.
Starting point is 01:33:13 They could have created the crater under the eye. The mind of a sorry about that. David's been showing up ever since the enigma code suck. It's hard to get him completely out of the building. Anyway, I think Schneider was an attention-sicking nut. Possibly mentally ill, he seemed unbelievably full of shit to me. He also claimed that the Oklahoma City bombing, 9-11 bombings, World Trade Center bombing, all false flag operations.
Starting point is 01:33:37 Also as alleged, with the underground base below DIA was one of over 130 secret secret deep underground military bases and that they were made with the help of alien technology where you can use lasers to cut stone, do all sorts of shit. Alex Christopher, she hasn't written about anything else online since Phil died that I can find. I wonder if she and Phil were the same person. Maybe I just didn't find the right buried video of hers or something.
Starting point is 01:34:01 She claimed online around the same time as Phil was making the claims. I just went over that she was abducted by aliens three times and that uh... you know she saw aliens underneath Denver Airport uh... another DIA conspiracy pushing wackety little guy named Greg Erickson Greg Erickson who runs the website free press international dot org uh... which after checking it out seems to have less journalistic integrity than the weekly world news
Starting point is 01:34:24 tabloid uh... the fake is to fake news for years This maniac has been hounding DIA for refusing to translate the writings that are all over the airport Even though they they have actually done that as we've talked about He's also hounded DIA officials for not providing the names of everyone on the new world airport commission even though that information was released a long time ago Just a bunch of artists. Another conspiracy theorist came up a few times going through these conspiracies with Tyler Glockner. Somebody associated with Secure Team 10, some organization that probably is just Tyler Glockner by a different name.
Starting point is 01:34:59 Secure Team 10 described itself as a research channel breaking the boundaries of underground reporting. In 2016, Tyler put up at least one video that examined several theories from murals and artwork to secret blueprints. They wanted to prove that something suspicious with taking place under DIA saying something is very wrong with the Denver International Airport. He suggested that there are actually five huge government bases buried underneath the airport exclusively for government officials to hide in when the apocalypse occurs. And then Glokner's channel seemed to have disappeared. Did he finally stumble on some cosmic classified UFO information had to be put away for good?
Starting point is 01:35:36 Was he taken to the camps under the Denver airport or did his mom finally stop paying his website hosting fees? Did he force him to, you know, get a job or something. All of these sources obviously pretty flimsy. The most high profile source pushing DIA conspiracies by far has been Jesse Ventura. We mentioned him a bit earlier. Conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura ran for three seasons from 2009 to 2012 on True TV.
Starting point is 01:36:01 In it, you know, the host Jesse, the body Ventura examined all kinds of conspiracy theories and in 2010 he tackled the den for airport conspiracy kind of. His breakdown was pretty fucking weak. Sunday Sunday Sunday. Jesse the body Ventura is going to drop a DDT on the DIA. Can the new world order survive his body breaker? The body is gonna blow the lid off the illuminati's secret plans. He's got all the evidence He's seen a plaque saying new world airport commission and that is kind of that's kind of it That's that's kind of all the evidence. Well, silly the whole seat, but the only bad fucking I He didn't present shit Just the same stuff. We've already debunked
Starting point is 01:36:44 Basically disappointed at this new world, you know, airport information like, what was that though? And they were like, no, it's just this arch-comation. Yeah, okay. And that's about as far as it went. There's possibly the most beloved wacky doodle of all George Neury talk show host of Coast to Coast AM.
Starting point is 01:37:01 It is a free fun show. It's crazy, but it's fun. Broadcast, more than 500 affiliate stations, the popular overnight show, basically these 60 minutes of conspiracy theories. We've mentioned this show and mentioned Nuri on the show before. With a variety of self-educated experts, he discusses subjects like the occult psychic visions, crop circles, secret groups, apocalyptic predictions. And of course, the DIAs come up a few times with some collars. One caller, Chris from Indianapolis said he heard that the tunnels below DIA were constructed as a kind of Noah's Ark so that five million people could escape the coming, you know,
Starting point is 01:37:34 earth change. And then he asked George, how can someone go about getting on that list and then George didn't know and that was about it. Hard hitting news, a guy heard a rumor, asked if it was true. What should he do if it's true? And no one knew what he was supposed to do and stuff. More news than 11. So, you know, that's, these are all pretty flimsy. Another guy who has talked a lot about D.A. conspiracies is William Tapley.
Starting point is 01:38:03 This is fun. He is the leader of today's idiots of the internet. ... Idiots of the internet. ... Haven't done this segment in a long time. Felt very relevant today. William Tapley, not talking about William Tapley,
Starting point is 01:38:23 the prolific mystery author who died in 2009. Not the guy who got a bachelor's from Amherst, an amastage from Harvard, who kicked that a bunch of legal thrillers. No, no, no, we're talking about Wacadoodle YouTuber and author of books like Revelation Unraveled, Hidden Secrets of the Apocalypse. Talking about a guy who introduces himself as the third eagle of the apocalypse and the co-profit of the end times. Not kidding, just listen to it. Welcome to Revelation Unravel. I'm your host, William Tapley, also known as the third eagle of the apocalypse and the
Starting point is 01:38:54 co-profit of the end times. Holy shit. This guy looks every bit as punchable as he sounds, by the way. And he's been pretty fascinated about DIA for quite some time. This is part one of a two-part series on the amazing murals at the Denver International Airport. The eminently-equitable Tappley's obsession with explaining the many hidden images of paganism and the art and sculptures of the DIA may be unsurpassed.
Starting point is 01:39:20 He's devoted numerous videos to this. Collectively, they've gotten hundreds of thousands of views. Tapply believes in pretty much all the conspiracies we've already talked about. No need to listen to him, be Andrew, through all that same shit. It's pretty painful. In addition to believing all that we've covered, he also thinks there is a secret evil porn hidden all over the Denver International Airport. The fact is, Mr. Leo Tanguma, the artist of the Denver International Airport murals, has embedded hidden sexual images in his painting,
Starting point is 01:39:52 and not just sexual images. This is pornography, that is why he has made it a secret. Yep, you heard it. The video then cuts to him pointing out some of the dicks in a video, another one that was mocked by Anderson Cooper on CNN, which is why the sound will now be a little bit different. But before we rush to judgment, let's hear the man out, because it just so happens, William has some evidence. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:18 This sign on the penguins cage, constitutes a phallic symbol. Please notice that the Latin name for this bird includes the word in penis. Now that is not accidental. The bird standing upright is phallic, the shape of the sign is phallic, and even the name is phallic. Everything is phallic. I think you get to get to know what this dude is about now.
Starting point is 01:40:43 He's a kind of guy who sees a rectangular name box. It couldn't look more innocuous and harmless. And he says that is phallic. It's just like a little name placard. You know, it's just a rectangle. Like seriously, basic rectangles represent dicks. Most name tags, I guess, are designed not to help us learn someone's name, but to just get us thinking about that dick. Think about how far this could go. Most books, huh? Rectangles? What's that about? Just making us think about Dicks. Does that mean the Bible was made by Satan maybe? Look like a dick?
Starting point is 01:41:16 Does William Tapley study from a square Bible? I hope so. Oh my god. I have some framed family photos on the wall at home. Frames are rectangular. I just think my family photos on the wall at home. Frames are rectangular. Did I just stick my family inside a box of dicks? William connects all these dicks to the usual suspects, Satan, the Illuminati, the new world order. Of course he does. And it's utterly insane as all this is while a lot of people in the comments section below his videos do mock him. A lot of others sadly buy what he's selling.
Starting point is 01:41:45 Under a video titled Denver Airport Mierls, prophecies from Satan. The first video we heard that little intro from here are some comments. Rocky Balboa 211 post stay away from Denver. Satan though could have influenced them yet I agree that hidden symbolism is correct as well. Since if they were to paint the true true thing they would have died the next day. Uh, fucking what? Uh, I think Rocky here is green with Willie, uh, but also what the hell is he talking about? Sometimes it truly feels like these nuts are speaking an entirely separate language. Uh, CJ Frank's post on the very top of the, oh, sorry, only the very top of the elites worship the devil.
Starting point is 01:42:21 Look it up. I love it when they add those little things at the, look it up. How do you know that? Look it up. Okay. Every rectangle is a dick. Look it up, if you don't believe me. Uh, and what does this mean?
Starting point is 01:42:35 Poor people don't worship the devil? Like what, illuminati, middle management don't worship the devil. Only the very top elites. Off my dog, Chewy gets all musical with his post writing in today's day and age. Money is the new God. People will do anything for it. Kill or mate, love or hate. Build or disintegrate.
Starting point is 01:42:56 Too much way too late. Well, well, look who just learned how to rhyme. Thanks for showing up off my dog, Chewy. Money is not the new God. What are you talking about? Money has been the main God ever since it's been money. Come on. What's worship in the world more than money and what and what it buys? That's not new. That's as old as sex being sold. Did I just what? Did I just rhyme? What's going on now? The Fred gets philosophical posting. What disgust me though is that the self-please elite idiots rub their symbols in our faces and
Starting point is 01:43:27 Suggest we don't understand them and their plans are evil Misynthropic and ego-tistic to call it Satanic gives them even more power because that's exactly what they try to convince itself and Holds us in the controlling paradigm of Christianity. I do not want to offend anyone just to rouse interest. Look for yourself. Just another look it up. Pretty sure the Fred just aroused more confusion than interest. No, you confused. Okay, look it. Look for yourself, my friend.
Starting point is 01:44:00 300 PZL gets pretty direct posting. I just think these murals are ugly. Okay, that's fair, you know, artists objective. Then taste that rainbow gets funny posting. It's great to see that there is internet connectivity and mental hospital. You must have had some good behavior. You could hold of the video camera as well.
Starting point is 01:44:19 Nailed it. Under the Dixpotting video, porn at the Denver International Airport. There's quite a bit of comedy. Earl Falk Post, you do know that Alka in Pennis is the actual Latin name of an extinct bird. Do you not? Exactly. I love how he's reading porn.
Starting point is 01:44:37 It just doesn't make sense on so many levels. He sees the word penis, which in Latin doesn't mean dick. And it's like, I don't know, maybe it does. I actually didn't look that part up. But it definitely doesn't mean dick in this context that he sees it in. Saddo Christ asks, who are the other two eagles of the apocalypse?
Starting point is 01:44:57 Yeah, third eagle of the apocalypse, great question. Where are those other two, Doomsday Dodoes? Referring to what I'm talking about studying art in this video and offering up his credentials, which he does at one point, heavy, a cell post, and he clearly studied under Peter North and John Holmes. Actual porn references for the win. If you don't know, those are two porn legends with big old dicks. I suck one of them.
Starting point is 01:45:19 As in, did a times the episode on John Holmes to be clear. William's ramblings are so crazy. Some commentators are worried not about the Denver International Airport, but about Mr. Tapley's actual soul. Shackle-free Jeff Wright's Lord. I know this man is under a delusion. Please put it on the hearts of others to pray for him, Lord. This man is so learned and full of information.
Starting point is 01:45:40 Please lift his delusion. So he may be used by you and not by Satan. Mr. Tapley right now, you are a tool and you do not know God. Oh, man, it's really disintegrating in the comment section. I don't think Mr. Tappi knows much of anything. Shackle free Jeff, other than how to use YouTube, unfortunately, the William Tappis of the world. These are the kind of people who believe and push Denver airport conspiracies, people who see rectangles as dicks. You know, people who see Satan and secrets and everything people who believe and push Denver Airport conspiracies. People who see rectangles as dicks, you know, people who see Satan and secrets and everything people who buy and large are the idiots of the internet.
Starting point is 01:46:12 It is an idiot. It is an idiot. So to recap here is a Denver Airport, some kind secret N.W.O. bunker slash Illuminati satanic art museum slash alien hotel slash you know testing facility slash underground city No, of course not. It's a fucking airport. It's a big R.C. airport Which makes sense Denver is an R.C. town, you know, Lindsay and I have bought art in Denver actually that we have in our home right now Probably cuz we're Satanist. Oh, no, but it's a great city, you know, a lot of cool people. The DIA conspiracy is just on a whole, just across the board, make absolutely no sense.
Starting point is 01:46:50 If the airport and its backers had spent decades in billions of dollars, you know, hiding secret global plots and infrastructure, why jeopardize that work? By putting a lot of, you know, obvious clues in plain sight. Why would they do top secret experiments at a place? That's another rumor. The aliens are doing experiments,
Starting point is 01:47:07 I mean, they're there. At a place that tens of millions of people try to over every year, hundreds of millions, perhaps. Especially with other secret military installations, at least underground military installations within 100 miles, under the safety of a granite mountain. Why not just do it there? Come on.
Starting point is 01:47:24 The DIA conspiracies were able to get some traction online because I think they just tie into conspiracies that already existed. Experiences, conspiracies much older than the airport. Much older than any airport. That's how QAnon, all these conspiracies can really get going. They just quickly link to these other old conspiracies. Like as we've learned on time,
Starting point is 01:47:40 so over and over again, you know, people have worried about secret societies in the devil for a long, long time. Those conspiracies have existed for centuries, the Illuminati, you know, the real one started off as a secret club, sort of the Freemasons, you know, clubs full of rituals, rituals that scare people, taught to be afraid of rituals, you know, they're of the devil. Many supposedly evil organizations just started out as clubs that often operated somewhat as a type of competition to religious institutions, you know, At least a perceived competition. It can't have that.
Starting point is 01:48:07 The medieval Catholic church, I didn't want anyone, taking those tides and paying the free mason dues instead with that money. Let us make the free mason's and other clubs, it always goes back to these places. It doesn't make them evil. Nothing evil about DIA, just because you're not allowed to go explore the tunnels as you would like to.
Starting point is 01:48:24 It doesn't make it nefarious, I think evil about the Denver International Airport is, you know, maybe being stuck there when you're when you're snowed in and you can't make your connection and get home. On reality, the DIA, you know, it's actually one of the biggest, safest airports in the world. It's an incredible architectural and a che-engineering achievement, excuse me. Love the DIA. I love their PR team. Love the way they've chosen to respond to all this madness. They've made a lot of videos about all this. They've given a lot of really good interviews. If you do a little search in which I recommend,
Starting point is 01:48:53 if you're interested in this topic, on the Denver Airport conspiracy, you'll find their videos several years ago, they gave up on trying to announce all these conspiracy theories and they just leaned into it. They learned that the more they tried to respond, the more emails they got, and then when they tried to ignore the conspiracists, it looked like they were hiding something and it
Starting point is 01:49:09 added more fuel to the fire, so they decided to embrace it and have fun with it all. In 2018, some DIA spokespeople went out and trolled the conspiracy theorist hard. During a $650 to $770 million renovation to the airport's Great Hall, they erected walls to keep people out of the construction sites and on these walls in the Jefferson Jefferson terminal they put posters up poking fun at the conspiracy theories I saw some while once when I flew into the river for some shows one sign read since the airports opening in 1995 There have been endless rumors and theories people say our underground tunnels lead secret meeting facilities for the world elite endless rumors and theories. People say our underground tunnels
Starting point is 01:49:42 lead to secret meeting facilities for the world elite. Our blue horse is thought to be cursed. Some believe we are connected to the new world order, the free masons that we are home to the lizard people. Another one jokes, what are we creating? You know, behind this construction wall, A, more space for interesting artwork, B, a better airport experience,
Starting point is 01:50:02 C, zombie cat layers. Another has a picture of a UFO on it and says cool new areas to hang out in or area 52. Another question, what is happening behind this wall? A, gargoyle breeding grounds, B, a top secret Freemason meeting, or C, an improved airport experience. Another, I just love that they're just mocking them. Another says, what are we doing? A, adding amazing new restaurants and bars.
Starting point is 01:50:29 B, building and illuminati headquarters. Or C, remodeling the lizard people there. These questions were next to a picture of a lizard person. Perhaps my favorite red coming soon. A, a secret portal to the underworld. B, streamline security. Or C, another misunderstood mural. And all these messages,
Starting point is 01:50:50 or all these little signs at the bottom had a message that said learn the truth at denfiles.com, a website that lists all the theories. They've since changed the address to that website a bit. To find it now, the information that was on that website, you go to flydinver.com slash great haul slash denf. Since 2016, the den files has featured all sorts of stuff like online exhibits about the most controversial theories, info about hosted events related to conspiracies. They once on the homepage asked, so what's to come? Are we expanding the bunkers, revamping the lizard layers,
Starting point is 01:51:22 giving the gargoyles a much needed makeover. Eh, not exactly. But if that's what you want to believe, we're not going to hinder your imagination. So dream on travelers, dream on. I love it. Good for them for having fun with that. And many have chosen and continue to choose to dream on when it comes to a DIA conspiracies. The legend of the Denver airport being a hotbed
Starting point is 01:51:45 of illuminati secrets persists. Let's revisit this legend now in today's top five takeaways. Time, suck, top five takeaways. Number one, Blucifer, a 32-foot tall stallion standing at the end of the Denver airport, sadly did kill its creator. A blucifer was finished post-humusly before being installed in 2008. Other than that, one murder doesn't seem like a bad horse. Blucifer's glowing red eyes, blue skin based on a local Colorado legend about a powerful
Starting point is 01:52:17 and mythical Stallion, not based on anything, you know, demonic. Number two, many visitors and locals to the Denver area don't understand what many of the artists featured in the DIA were trying to say with their art. Several pieces have had to be moved, stored, or vigorously defended against accusations of one world government symbolism, a cult-slash devil worship, or other strange claims. Art is subjective, and when there is room for subjectivity and speculation, it seems inevitably some people are just going to see dicks and devils. Number three, there is indeed a vast array of tunnels and even some buildings under the
Starting point is 01:52:51 Denver airport, but it wasn't built for the new world order. And it's not four and a half square miles in size. It was built for something far more boring, luggage. The DIA designers had hoped to create the world's most intricate baggage moving system instead, they built a giant $300 million baggage abuse machine. Number four, there is nothing weird about the DIA time capsule, not being open until 2094. It's 100 years when it was hidden.
Starting point is 01:53:17 It would be weird if it was supposed to be opened at any other time. Number five, new info. We talked a lot about the DIA strain tunnel system. Did you know that there are people who dig tunnels as a hobby, like long tunnels. It's just called hobby tunneling, yeah, makes sense. A bit weird. Usually hobby tunnelers dig their tunnels by hand using little equipment. Some can spend years, even decades to achieve a degree of completion in the mid 60s.
Starting point is 01:53:43 British civil engineer William Little, Dougal wine seller under his hackney property. Having done so, he said that he, quote, found a taste for the thing and he kept on digging for some 40 years, eventually several tunnels on multiple levels, let in all directions out from his house under the property and the surrounding grounds, some of them 60 feet long under neighbor's properties. Well, part of me thinks this is a silly, another much bigger part of me thinks this is fucking awesome. I have tunnel envy after numerous complaints by neighbors and a power supply interruption and after creating a large sinkhole and some nearby pavement. He was evicted and the tunnels were filled with concrete.
Starting point is 01:54:24 He quite literally single-hand, almost brought down his neighborhood. Another digger, Harrison Dyer, saw Tonnelling as a form of exercise. Dyer described Hobby Tonnelling as a kind of exercise for him, saying, some men play golf, I dig tunnels. In the early 20th century, this dude, Tonnelling, was discovered when a truck broke through into a labyrinth of Tonnelling tunnels near his former home in Washington, DC. That's awesome. See more Kray, an American engineer and super computer architect said that digging tunnels helped him solve, you know, problems. He said, while I'm digging
Starting point is 01:54:55 in the tunnel, the elves will often come to me with solutions. We don't know how serious he was. That statement kind of a weird guy. Who else is tunneling out there? And what will conspiracy theorists have to say about them when their tunnels are finally found? Is someone tunneling under you right now? And does that tunnel connect to DIA? Oh, tunnels lead to the Denver airport. Time suck, tough, five, take away.
Starting point is 01:55:22 DIA conspiracies have been sucked. That one was a felt fun and light to me. I enjoyed it. Thank you to the Bad Magic Productions team for all their help in making this suck and the others. And also apologies to new researcher, gonna be helping out here and there, Olivia Lee, who led the research on the Israel Keys suck last week.
Starting point is 01:55:41 And I did not credit her last week. My mistake, I fucked up, caught it after the episode was released. Fell like an ass. So sorry, Olivia. I did a great job given Sophie and then myself a lot of great info to draw from. You put together a great timeline. Heavy on the info. I liked Queen of Bad Magic Lindsey Cummins. Thank you to her Reverend Dr. Joe Paisley, the script keeper Zach Flannery, Sophie the fact source for sevens, Biddle-Xer, Logan the art warlock Keith, running badmagicmerch.com, working on
Starting point is 01:56:08 our socials with Liz Hernandez. Again, the new improved customer service email. If you have any problems store at badmagicproductions.com. Thanks to all those in the Cult the Curious Private Facebook group. Thanks to Liz Hernandez and the All-Seen Eyes running that Facebook group. Thanks to everyone over at Discord. Also round eight of time. So trivia starts today.
Starting point is 01:56:29 Who won round seven? Not 100% sure. When I recorded this suck on January 28th, Boate 210 was in the lead with 5,678 points. Congrats to you. If you did win it, if not, congrats, congrats to whoever passed Boate 210. That's last second.
Starting point is 01:56:44 It'll be getting that cowboy pigeon trophy, certificate, merch, discount, little gift card. I kind of think of that word every week. Hope you have a fun playing trivia everybody. Next week on time, suck, we go from silly to really dark again. We'll be covering the Armenian genocide. When World War I began, there were over two million Armenians living in the Ottoman Empire, massive empire. They controlled much the Salty Eastern Europe, Western Asia, Northern Africa for over 500 years. The Armenians had lived in Western Asia since the 6th century BCE, and their new political party came to power in 1913, the Young Turks, or the Committee
Starting point is 01:57:18 of Union and Progress, and they would change that in horrifying ways. Beginning on the eve of World War One, they would systematically deprive Armenians of political freedoms, their media, their weapons, and their property. They ordered the mass deportation of hundreds of thousands of Armenians, keeping some first slave labor while other Armenians were forced to march into the desert
Starting point is 01:57:37 where they starved died of illnesses, you know, were beaten, killed, and concentration camps. On these marches, Armenians will be killed by Ottoman agents in brutal ways until roads overflowed with their bodies, rivers ran red with their blood and the international community pretty much did by watch and did not interfere. They condemned the atrocities, but took no military action to stop them. There were some shining moments of resistance, which we'll also get in due, but this suck
Starting point is 01:58:01 is mostly a look at how brutal and callous the meat sack mind can be, why it's so important to acknowledge these atrocities, so they hopefully do not happen again. The first genocide of the 20th century, the brutal treatment of the Armenians and more next week on TimeSuck. And now let's head on over to some TimeSucker updates that are not that dark,
Starting point is 01:58:20 that are much happier than the Armenian genocide. Updates. Get your time, sucker. Updates. First update coming in from Mopin, Oregon, right? Apparently, have a sizable time suck fan base. Surprise and grateful. A Mopin resident and super sucker Michael Whitaker writes, Hello to the time suck family. My fiance and I, my fiance and I are big fans for me. It's time suck for her It's scared of death. She's a creeper. I'm a peeper. So our preferences make sense We live in Mopin, Oregon and my fiance who is raised here has a connection to this week's latest episode
Starting point is 01:58:55 You know referring to last week is real keys. Of course, though she didn't know any of the keys family She does remember the FBI man hunt for him They sent field agents to the Mopin area to see if he had fled down here during the time of his final kidnap when he had murdered. That definitely got a small town's rumor mill going and sometimes his name still comes up. When you brought up our town's name and that it was so remote, I was waiting for you to make some red Nike Poe.com comment followed by I doubt I have much of a follow in there anyway,
Starting point is 01:59:19 probably well losing listers or something like that. I feel like I have said something, I have said something like that. But I don't think I said something. I have said something like that. But I don't think I said it about my open. Truth be told though, in our small 400 person town, you do have a good following. For the record, I do believe the keys family left is town because of too much sitting.
Starting point is 01:59:34 Also, as you said, it's a raft guy town after all, and let's just say they like to have a good time. My fiance, my fiance, and I know this firsthand because that's how we met. And we didn't wait to tie the knot before we got down to some good old sinning. Let alone learn each other's names. If you and the family ever wanna go rafting with us,
Starting point is 01:59:51 please let us know. That goes out to anyone in the suck first. We work for all star rafting and just request either of us. Even though we've grown up and gotten real jobs, we still come back for celebrity appearances. I've had moments when rafting, when someone will ask, doesn't a serial killer live out here referring to Israel keys, but I've always thought that was a stupid fucking question.
Starting point is 02:00:09 Like how do I answer that? Yeah, that's Johnny up the street, but he only kills when the moon is full and the cops just letting be. Hail Nimrod, your fans Michael and Lauren. PS, if you do, by chance, read this on the show, give a shout out if you could to Jordan. She just had her second child and is one of your Mopin fans. Hi, Jordan. Congrats on the second child. Thanks for repping the second Mopin. Thanks for the message, Michael. Thank you, Lauren. Listen to bad magic productions. Man, raff guy. I want a fun job. I did some whitewater raffeting this past summer
Starting point is 02:00:37 on a rig in Zahida Ho, where I grew up in the Sam River and such a good time. Glad I didn't go too hard on Mopin. Sounds like you damn hippie free loving rafters push the keys family right out of town. Thank God. What else would have happened if you hadn't? I bet they still talk, yeah, a lot about that stuff around there. What a crazy story. Hope you keep, you know, sneaking in some raft guides in mopping, sneaking in some fun trips, appreciate the offers. Well, especially appreciate you extending into any other listeners. Hope, mop and keeps on sucking. Now for another crazy time suck serial killer connection,
Starting point is 02:01:10 send him by another Michael, top shelf sack, Michael Morrow, AKA Mo writes, hey Dan, I've immediately sent you this email for quite a while, but three kids under five years old in a pandemic have definitely taken a toll on my free time. I became a time sucker in June of 2019. I'd been a fan of your comedy for years, was looking for new podcasts to fill my commute with. The first episode I suck was a Darwin Awards, and I was instantly hooked. I started working my way through the catalog in no particular order.
Starting point is 02:01:37 The next month in July, I was helping my best friend and his family move from LA to boyce. He had two days of driving to fill with something that something was time suck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, we got him all moved. And while I was there, decided to go visit my cousin who lives in Meridian. We were catching up, but I got to tell him about this awesome new podcast I was listening to, but I just listened to the Richard Ramirez episode. My cousin's eyes got wide and he gave me a dude.
Starting point is 02:01:58 He began to tell me about his family's encounter with the night stalker. My cousin was 11 years old at the time living in Diamond Bar, California, with his dad, stepmom, and younger half brothers. On the morning of August 8, 1985, he awoke to cops swarming his house inside and out. When his parents were woken up earlier in the morning, they noticed a picnic table bench had been moved underneath the window in the kitchen. Yeah. God, that's fucking terrifying.
Starting point is 02:02:23 Which had been jimmy to open and dirty-ass footprints going to the living room and halfway up the stairs. Jesus. Yeah. Knowing that Ramirez's Emma was to scream people awake in their bedrooms out of a deep sleep, he was likely trying to sneak upstairs quietly. What he didn't expect was my cousin's very pregnant stepmom being awake in the middle of the night, pacing back and forth in the upstairs hallway trying to get the tingling in her hands and feet to go away. This must have spooked Ramirez sending back out the window he had come through. Little did they know at that moment, you know, one or all of them may have narrowly avoided a brutal and deadly encounter.
Starting point is 02:02:59 Richard Ramirez left their house, strolled down the hill, a couple blocks, killed Elias, Abbawatt, that same night. On another note, that is so crazy to come that close. On another note, you'd mentioned in a second while back that you wanted to become a more informed citizen. In that spirit, may I recommend to talk about American political corruption, specifically surrounding two Supreme Court decisions that opened the floodgates for corporations to pump unlimited money into our government and fuck over regular people. Buckley versus Vallejo in 1976 and first national bank of Boston versus Balotti in 1978. I know court decisions can be dry
Starting point is 02:03:35 and not very entertaining, but if anyone can find a way to make it interesting, I believe it's you and the time suck team. That's very nice. It is critical to be understand where the problems of our current political landscape come from and how they might be addressed to action by everyday citizens working together. My love to the team keep doing what you do, Mo. Well, thank you, Mo. Appreciate you, Toss, and suggestion on what sounds like an interesting topic.
Starting point is 02:03:54 Not familiar with those court decisions. Sounds like some interesting cases about lobbying, opening the floodgates to allow lobbyists to kind of take over. What a close call with Ramirez. And dude's getting a lot of press again right now thanks to the new Netflix series. What a brutal son of a bitch that dude was.
Starting point is 02:04:12 Not nearly as organized as Israel keys. And as bad as keys was, I mean Ramirez incredibly was much more violent. Man, glad, glad obviously that you guys avoided tragedy there. Keep on sucking mo. The suck serial killer connection continues now with shock sucker, Alice Christensen, who writes, I knew Mary Cooper.
Starting point is 02:04:35 She was my elementary school librarian and Mary Cooper, if you don't remember it, and here, last week's Israel key suck, you know, one of his alleged victims. Not proven, but, you know, they think, hi Dan, Lord ruler supreme of the Mushmouth motherfuckers. Man, it can't be helped. I try so hard to pronounce so appropriately. It's impossible. I'm sorry if you're not having a more savvy intro
Starting point is 02:04:57 to share with you, but your episode on Israel Keys has me feeling like I got gut punched. Mary Cooper was the librarian at my elementary school in North Seattle from 1999 to 2000 when I was in fifth grade. My mom had switched my brother and I to gut punched. Mary Cooper was a librarian at my elementary school in North Seattle from 1999 to 2000 when I was in fifth grade. My mom had switched my brother and I to the school. I had a tough time there because I was new. It would only be at the school for a year before going to middle school.
Starting point is 02:05:14 I didn't know any of the kids there. I would get picked on a lot. I had sucks. One day Mary saw me reading during recess, asked me if I wanted to come into the library to read my book. So the book wouldn't get wet. She would let me read in the library during recess,
Starting point is 02:05:26 fairly often from then on, and it was a welcome respite from a lot of shittier things in life that I couldn't control due to being 10 years old. Mary and Susanna were murdered the summer between my junior and senior years of high school. I couldn't bring myself to go to their memorial, but I had friends who did. They told me so many people showed up
Starting point is 02:05:42 at the high school gymnasium that it overflowed. Hearing her name, that of she and her daughter and that she and her daughter were murdered, brought up a flood of memories. I had much thought about in a decade. Sorry that this email doesn't only have a point, but I wanted to write in with my personal connection to that episode. If you do read this on the air, could you please wish my most excellent meat sack of a boyfriend Jason, a happiest of birthdays?
Starting point is 02:06:04 We celebrated four years of dating in January and his birthday is the day after Valentine's Day. His butt is the physical embodiment of triple M's luxurious vocals. That's a great sentence. That's fun. Three to five crystal stars. What wouldn't change a thing? Allyson Seattle. You are sweet Alice. Happy birthday Jason. Hope you and that sweet sweet assiars have a nice celebration sweet Alice. Have your birthday Jason. Hope you and that sweet, sweet assiars have a nice celebration with Alice. Hey, Lucifina. Crazy about your connection with Mary Cooper.
Starting point is 02:06:32 Man, and again, don't know for sure that she was a key victim, but yes, seems very likely. And definitely a murder victim. So, I mean, in the end, does it really matter? Is this fucking sad? Sounded like a fantastic meat sack. One hiking trip, you know, turned her, you know, whole family situation to tragedy.
Starting point is 02:06:49 Man, her and her daughter, how incredibly unlucky. Hope all of you listing our luckier in life than poor Mary and her daughter. And again, thank you very much, Alice, for sending in that connection. Let's just keep the serial connections going today. One more, Super Sucker Dan Narona writes, salutations, excuse me, salutations,
Starting point is 02:07:06 Master Sucker, Haler of Nimrod, Prazer of Bajangles, Third Nipple. Prazer of Bajangles, Third Nipple. First, I wanted to say thank you for this podcast and the community of meat sacks that's brought together. Secondly, I wanted to tell you a story that my mom recently told me for the first time about the night she met Ted Bundy.
Starting point is 02:07:22 We were living in Northwest Florida up in the Panhandle. She attended Florida State University in the late 70s and she recalled to me on a cold January night in 1978 when she was walking back to her dorm. Yeah, he loved the co-eds. From a study group that had met that evening, rounding a corner, she saw a guy who she described as very handsome but said he looked very anxious. She asked if
Starting point is 02:07:45 he was okay and she said he just locked eyes with her in froze. His gaze seemed to look right through her. She said as if she wasn't even there, she was instantly uneasy but unable to move her speak. She said it felt like an eternity. They both just stood there, locking eyes, minutes thrown by, them just staring at each other, just minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, they keep holding on. That was in the message. Salute the yacht rock. God, triple M, praise good boy, Bojangles.
Starting point is 02:08:13 How light me, Lucifina, hail Nimrod. Hopefully I got you with this one for the few times you've gotten me with being triple M. Thanks to you and the whole crew for your hard work. Keep on sucking. Well, thank you, Dan. Always good to sneak into triple M. And man, how fucking lucky the Bundy didn't follow up with your mom. I mean, that was, you know, the final murder spree days. It appears as if I would guess that he was thinking
Starting point is 02:08:34 about it. Man, if he would have just, you know, decided to go left when he went right instead, it sounds like you wouldn't be here. What a weird life moment for her to come again, that close, kind of like with the Richard Ramirez situation. Makes me wonder, you know, stories like these, who I've locked eyes with in life, who I've walked past, who's been in my neighborhood. Do you ever think about that? I think about all the strangers out in public.
Starting point is 02:08:56 They've just had some little moment with any little moment at all, you know, waiter, waitress, some kind of customer service interactions, just some kind of excuse me as you walk by, just lock eyes with the second. I feel like there's a decent chance at least one of them was a killer, right? Out of all the people you see, ah.
Starting point is 02:09:13 Okay, now for something inspiring, not unsettling. Coming in from, turning it around time, sucker, Duncan Harrison, who writes, hey, Dan, I wanted to say I'm a huge fan of your standup, have been since my buddies and I would watch crazy with the capital F back in sixth grade, fucking old. I'm 20 now and like most had a pretty rocky 2020.
Starting point is 02:09:29 I lost a coworker very suddenly back in April and it left me in a real rough spot. He was a healthy 27 year old and the abrupt loss of a good friend set in a bismill tone for 2020 for me. I bought a handful of books, trying to lift my spirits, maybe find some answers to how I could feel better.
Starting point is 02:09:43 One of them being Victor Frankl's man search for meaning. But being incredibly busy working for a small business, I just never got around to reading it. Then at the end of December, we were told that all our stores were closing. Yeah, it sucks. It was a horrible nightcap to a painful year. That's when I saw Frankl was a 2020 recap topic and I took it as a sign to finally get around to finishing that book.
Starting point is 02:10:03 And for that, I thank you. Re- revamping my personal ideology from cynical nihilism. Oh, man, that resonates with me. I adopted in 2020 has helped me make a transition to a more positive life and helped encourage me to get back on track with my nursing education. I'm starting CNA courses in a couple weeks and then getting back into the swing of my nursing associate's degree, looking forward to studying to the suck this year. And thanks for helping us cynical Gen Z. Chump find a little more meaning in this chaotic world.
Starting point is 02:10:29 Might even be able to put some of this CNA dough towards being a space that's hurt so I can wipe the floor with some fellow suckers in that trivia challenge. Keep on sucking. You mush mouth, motherfucker. And remember peanut butter is the answer. Here's to meaning Duncan. Duncan, what a great message.
Starting point is 02:10:43 Good on you. I mean, fuck yeah. Get that degree. Find that meaning. See how much shit you can accomplish. You know, see how much you can make this rock a little more inhabitable for us all. I love it so much. He'll never not to you. Bojangles, wagon, his tail, Luciferina, look at impressed. I ball in you. Maybe checking out your sweet ass. Happer for you, young dude. Now let's end on some comedy. Yes, happy for you, young dude. Now let's end on some comedy. Huge Striper fan.
Starting point is 02:11:05 President of the Striper fan club, Caleb Smith writes, dear suck master, I'm gonna do my best to keep this short. Let me start by saying that I'm a police officer in a small Midwest town. I fucking got this, I laughed so hard when I first read this. I felt the need to inform you that while patrolling, I was listening to the Israel keys suck. I received a vague 911 call. And upon our arrival, had to fight a hallucinating method during the fight. There were no thoughts of this is dangerous.
Starting point is 02:11:32 Or we need to get this person in handcuffs. The only sound running to my head was to hell with the devil over and over and over again. Because I don't know the rest of the song. The same chorus has subsequently been stuck in my head for roughly the last 48 hours in counting. You're a cool motherfucker. Thanks for all that you do. Before I close, if I can give a shout out to my brother Nate, he's a hardworking foster parent,
Starting point is 02:11:58 has been an officer for 15 plus years. And without him, I wouldn't be doing what I do now. I introduced him to TimeSuck and as we dumb, yes, in between the two, we always have something to talk and joke about. Just please give him a reminder to be aware of these shrubs sluts. Thanks again for all that you do. All the hard work you put into your shows,
Starting point is 02:12:13 Hail Nimrod, Praise Bojangles, your loyal space lizard, Caleb. Nate, stay out of the woods! The woods are littered with shrubs sluts, waiting to destroy your happy home. And thanks for being a foster parent. How special. And thanks for what you do, Caleb.
Starting point is 02:12:26 Keep that town a year safe and to hell with the devil. Oh, damn it. That was supposed to be a lot cooler if I would hit this. To have a breath of joy. Still a place. Come on. I still got it in. Thanks for sharing that story and also, you know,
Starting point is 02:12:48 for, you know, just sharing the suck. And, so I mentioned that I'm bummed that my dad joke didn't work last week with Israel K's suck. I just, I thought that'd be so much funnier than it ended up being, you know, just sneaking in like he was maybe the accomplice. Okay, it was just me. Thanks everybody for the best,
Starting point is 02:13:06 I'm gonna get out of here. I've, I've, I'm, I'm rambling now. Thanks, time suckers. I need a net. We all did. Thanks for sucking in 2021, everybody. Let's keep it going. Please don't email or I am anyone working
Starting point is 02:13:23 at the DIA this week about their secret new world order underground city, lizard people or other aliens or You know dicks or satanic artwork or anything other than just you know travel and if you are traveling Want to throw on some headphones and just keep on sucking They fucking bought it! Good job, Shepo! Keep sucking our lizard dicks!

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