Timesuck with Dan Cummins - 50 - The Ku Klux Klan: Who are these hatemongers?
Episode Date: August 28, 2017Recent events in Charlottesville, VA reminded me that the KKK is still around. I realized I've never thought much about who these people are. When was the KKK founded? By whom and why? Why are they st...ill here? Why are people even racist in the first place? All of this and more gets the deep suck on today's Timesuck! This episode of Timesuck is brought to you by the fantastic Dollar Shave Club! Go to www.dollarshaveclub.com/timesuck today and get their badass Executive razor handle, four stainless steel, six blade cartridges and a tube of Dr. Carver's Shave Butter sent to your door for only 5 bucks! Best razor you'll ever use Timesuckers! Please rate and subscribe and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact
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The recent events in Charlottesville got me thinking about the KKK.
If you somehow haven't heard what happened in Charlottesville, Virginia on Saturday, August
12, 32-year-old civil rights activists Heather Hire was run over by a 20-year-old white supremacist
named James Alex Fields, Jr. driving a car into a crowd where alt-right white nationalists
were protesting the city's decision to remove a statue of Robert E. Lee and their
clashing with people not interested in letting white races yell idiotic rhetoric like Jews will not control us.
KKK members around the country weighed in on Charlottesville, like North Carolina grand
dragon for the loyal white knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Justin Moore, who said afterwards
that he was glad that Heather died.
What a piece of shit.
And after hearing that, I just thought, how are we still talking about the KKK in 2017?
How do these people still exist?
And then I realized that other people, you know, no one's there racist in white hoods, I really didn't know anything about the KKK in 2017, how do these people still exist? And then I realized that other being, you know,
no one's there to racist and white hoods,
I really didn't know anything about the KKK.
And I decided it was high time these motherfuckers got sucked.
So strap in for a ride to the dark underbelly
of America's post-Civil War relationship with racism.
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How long have the KKK been around? Why do they wear those goofy looking costumes? Listen to today's suck right now. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
How long have the KKK been around?
Why do they wear those goofy looking costumes?
What do they want?
What do they originally come from?
What are the words, koo, klux, clan, even mean?
By the way, that's the correct word.
I'm probably going to, at some point, say, koo, klux, clan.
Because I think it's because the two Ls, in the second and third word, makes me want
to put, I thought until this research, I actually just thought my whole life, it was clue.
Clawx clan. It's Koo. Not these dipshit.
We have any accuracy, but it's Koo. Clawx clan.
But my mind doesn't want to say that.
So there you go. There you go.
And you know, we're going to answer all this and more today.
And a lot of it is going to be answered in today's time suck timeline
Okay, the the clan kind of came about in three phases and the first one the original start on December 25th
1865 oh Merry Christmas, everybody. Fuck, fuck, fucked up.
Polaski, Tennessee, the KKK's formed by six Tennessee veterans
of the Confederate Army.
Now originally this is like a social club.
It was John C. Lester, John Kennedy, James Crow,
Frank McCord, Richard Reed, and J. Calvin Jones.
And apparently it was not initially formed
in the very, very, very, very beginning
as some racist militant organization.
It was just kind of formed on a large couple dudes who, we guess, had a little extra time on
their hands, and now that they weren't busy, fighting to keep slavery alive.
And they kicked off a fraternal organization that was based on another fraternal organization
that had also started off as a joke.
The sons of Malta and St. Louis, which began in 1855.
Mystic societies were popular at this time.
People just basically like secret club houses.
You know, it's like adult secret club houses, but you know, codes and secret initial or handshakes and rituals and you know, just
excuse for dudes to get together and dick around and come up with some funny or whatever secret stuff to make
themselves feel important and drink. I guess kind of anything to get out of the house type vibe.
important and drink. I guess anything to get out of the house, tie vibe.
And I do get that, I get the secret society part,
not that I'm interested, and doing that at some clubhouse.
Other, you know, a time suck is my society, honestly.
This is my tribe.
And, you know, well, I guess we'll have to come up
with some secret fucking handshakes now.
But I do remember, like as a kid,
wanting like a proper tree fort, you know,
you needed a code word to enter it. You know, some some kind of secret handshake you had to know. I remember becoming
a blood brothers with a neighbor kid once. I'm not sure what we pledged, but I remember
being intense about it at the time. There's going to be forever man. Just no girls man,
no girls. We're going to stay away from girls with their cooties and ponytails. And we're
always and forever going to have time for Legos and comic books and G.I.J.O.s.
Okay? Now let's just work on our handshake more. This is serious stuff.
Well the name the Ku Klux Klan is not to have been derived from the Greek word Ku Klux,
which means circle and the Scottish word clan, you know?
Probably just picked for a iteration and it does denote that it's a group.
Really just a random for a turnal name, which for the purpose of telling some interesting narratives, kind of a bummer.
You know, it's hoping it stood for something intense like death, pain and destruction, something
you know, deservedly wicked, filled with dickheads.
No, just random and nonsensical, which actually is kind of fitting since these fuckheads ideals
are random and nonsensical.
Just like last week we learned that Kurt Cobain randomly picked Nirvana after seeing the
late night, you know, Buddhism infomercial after considering Whisker Biscuit and Pupilbox for other
names.
These guys just kind of pulled KKK out of their asses.
Just six guys coming up with their own little silly threat.
I think it is funny when we hear words enough in life.
We just want there to be meaning behind them.
I always hear a musician talk about that.
You know, people are signing all these, you know, means, their lyrics and their songs.
And time and time again, all these guys are like,
I don't know, I just some shit I thought,
just some stuff popped in my head
and it sounded good with the melody.
That's it.
Let's say people refuse to believe it.
And then months after formation,
this little france starts to grow
and the guys in a decide they should do something
besides come up with initiation rituals
and drink and hang out.
And they decided they need a purpose, a mission.
And his former Confederate soldiers
who just lost to the Union
and as former slave owners
who had just seen their slaves freed
as southerners who are now having union soldiers
and politicians tell them what to do,
they decided their mission was to keep
recently freed black men and women
and the white citizens and politicians
who supported them from changing the Southern way of life.
They settled on an evil mission of hate
based out of fear of change and stubborn dedication to keep African-American people from enjoying the Southern way of life. They settled on an evil mission of hate based out of fear of change and stubborn dedication
to keep African-American people
from enjoying the same quality of life that they had,
which I guess makes sense for these guys.
These guys are members of their former slave owners,
you know, there's sons, grandsons, great grandsons,
et cetera of former slave owners,
to suddenly accept that what their family's been doing
for the last 100, maybe 200 years,
was intrinsically just immoral and shameful and disgusting.
And then you know, there'd be a harsh truth to face.
And historically, people don't like to face harsh truths.
You know, they like to double down on their existing prejudices and misinformed worldviews
and just keep that rationalization train, you know, just to tutin' along.
All aboard the willful refusal to never indulge in potentially painful introspection.
Woo hoo.
Well, the Civil War ended just months before the formation of the KKK and maybe 65.
Sorry, as I'm doing this, I just keep thinking of like, there's people in the room next
door.
They must be like, what in the fuck is he doing over there, making his chuchu sounds
and having a very one-sided conversation.
Okay, but the Civil War ended just month before the formation of KKK in May of 1865
in the subsequent months, you know, many white supremacists across the South
angry over the outcome of the war had begun forming several different organizations
to violently intimidate recently-free African-American slaves
and also Republicans who were trying to win political power.
And by the way, in the 1800s, the current ideologies of today's political parties were reversed.
Republicans were the liberals, and Democrats were conservative.
Also in early in 1865, an April President Lincoln had been assassinated, and his vice president,
Andrew Johnson, was not up to the task of overseeing kind of proper reconstruction of the
South.
He was not nearly the politician.
The Lincoln was, the South gets kind of thrown into political turmoil
and Southern states quickly pass laws to reduce rights
of the newly freed African American citizens,
Northerners counter by passing laws to counteract the South's
new legislation.
1866 violence is breaking out across the South
between blacks and whites' premises.
Between May 1st and 3rd and 1866, a quarrel between whites
and black ex-soldiers
erupts into full-fledged riots in Memphis, Tennessee.
White policemen assist the mobs in their violent rampage through the black section to
town, and by the time the violence has ended, 46 people are dead, 70 more wounded, numerous
churches and schools burned to the ground.
Just two months later on July 30th, a similar outbreak of violence or rubs in New Orleans. This time, white mob attacks, the attendees of Black suffrage convention,
killing 37 Black people and three white people who allied with them.
1867, former Confederate General and noted white supremacists, Nathan Bedford, forest,
architect of the Fort Pillo massacre, becomes the first grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan,
and he soon develops the ability to turn himself into a white wolf at will, freeze time, and control
the weather.
You know, wizard shit.
Grand wizard, what in the fucking, what an appropriate title for the leader of a bunch
of idiots.
How do they take themselves seriously?
I would just love to meet with some grand wizard now and just ruthlessly mock him.
So what spells do you know?
What can you conjure?
Can you travel through time?
Can you shoot fireballs?
Can you freeze people in their tracks?
Can you transport you?
And your clan, jackasses, to another place, will, no.
Well then you're not a fucking wizard, are you?
You're a sad, uneducated douchebag
who likes to play dress up
and feel much more important than he actually is.
So get the fuck out of here with your wizard shit.
The Fort Pillow Masker by the way,
occurred in Tennessee on April 12th, 1864 at Fort Pillow
on the Mississippi River and Henning, Tennessee led by Forest, the Confederates won the battle
and then after the battle the largely African-American contingent of union troops surrendered and then
the Confederates massacred the unarmed men in an event categorized later by historians
as a mass lynching.
After the surrender over 300 African- are killed, including not just soldiers,
but many civilians.
So the first leader of the KKK was a man who butchered unarmed soldiers and also unarmed civilians,
including women and children.
So, you know, real upstanding dude, 1867 alone the clans ends up murdering several thousand,
several thousand recently freed African Americans
in the former Confederate States as an effort
to suppress the political participation
of black southerners and their allies.
Whites are able to kill blacks in broad daylight
in front of numerous witnesses, never be charged,
never go to trial.
Local law enforcement enters his side with the butchers.
Then during a period known as the radical reconstruction
of the South, which began in 1867 when liberal Republicans
in D.C. started doing their best to bring equality
to recently freed African Americans, newly
in franchise black men in the South
gained a voice in government for the first time
in American history.
African Americans started winning the election
to Southern state legislators, even to the U.S. Congress.
The Reconstruction Act of 1867, the act that laid out the process to re-admit states into
the Union, required Southern states to write new constitutions, permitting African Americans
to be able to vote and hold public office.
And for a brief time, great strides towards racial equality were made.
And then these strides, you know, scared the shit out of the racist assholes across the
South who then started doing everything
they could to stop those strides from advancing further.
1868, the KKK begins to really formally organize and publishes its organization and principles.
This kind of first little pamphlet book thingy.
Although early supporters of the clan claimed it was philosophically a Christian patriotic
organization rather than a group of blatant white supremacist hate mongers, quick glance
at the clans' catacism reveals otherwise.
Check out some of these questions to which clan members answered yes.
Are you opposed to Negro equality, both social and political?
Are you in favor of a white man's government in this country?
Are you in favor of constitutional liberty and a government of equitable laws instead of
a government of violence and oppression? Are you in favor of maintaining liberty and the government of equitable laws instead of a government of violence and oppression?
Are you in favor of maintaining the constitutional rights of the South?
Are you in favor of the re-enfranchisement and emancipation of the white men of the South?
And the re-institution of the Southern people to all their rights like
proprietary, civil, and political?
Do you believe in the inalienable right of self preservation of the people against the exercise of arbitrary and unlicensed power?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just random goodwill grew my ass.
Yeah, a lot of a lot of the qualifications in there. Are you in favor of life getting better for wine people?
Are you in favor of never oppressing anyone except for blind people?
I'll press all of them all the time. Just yeah, yeah, it's not good, not good.
Also in 1868, Ulysses has grant
is elected the 18th president of the United States
and the clan is pissed.
This man is the eternal enemy of the Confederates,
Grant is not only a liberal Republican,
he's also was the military commander of the Union
that just kicked their asses in the Civil War.
And President Grant hated the KKK.
14th Amendment has passed on July 28th, 1868,
and African-Americans are officially recognized now
as citizens of the United States,
outraging many Southerners,
because other than the right to vote,
this act gave newly freed blacks
the same federal civil rights,
at least in theory as they had.
However, despite the new laws DC has passed
and enforcing them in the South, whole other issue.
Linchines and killings of black citizens by white supremacists continue and remain largely
unpunished.
1869.
Grant in Congress passed a 15th Amendment ratified in 1870 that granted African-American
men the right to vote across the U.S.
Sorry ladies, women of all colors would still have to wait until 1920 another 50 years.
On January 1870, Mississippi elects Hiram Rebels as a U.S. Senator,
the first African American member of Congress. Mississippi had just been re-admitted to the union,
and Herum took his seat on February 25th, 1870, and held the office until March 3rd, 1871.
During Rebels' short tenure, he introduced several bills, presented a number of petitions,
and served on the Committee of the District of Columbia, and the committee on education.
1871 Congress passes the Civil Rights Act, also known as the Ku Klux Klan Act, which
allows the government to act against terrorist organizations, which is exactly what the KKK
was and is.
Granted, not rigorously enforced these laws, though, although he did order the arrest of hundreds
of clan members. As a result of this act, although he did order the arrest of hundreds of clan members.
As a result of this act, although racism and violence towards African-Americans continues
throughout the South, the clan as an actual organization does disappear.
That's one reason it disappears is because of this act.
But really a large reason it disappears is because white supremacists don't need it anymore
to carry out their agenda.
By 1872, the Friedman's Bureau established
after the Civil War to help former Black slaves and poor whites in the South and the aftermath
of the Civil War in 1865 is abandoned due to southern political pressure. The Friedman's
Bureau had provided food, housing, and medical aid, established schools and offered legal
assistance. It also attempted to settle former slaves on Confederate lands confiscated or
abandoned during the war.
Union and Federal troops sent to the south, supervised the reformation of the south, also
began to withdraw.
So with the Bureau and Federal troops gone, recently free black citizens began to quickly
lose many of the rights they had gained immediately after the Civil War.
Southern leaders were able to be openly violent and racist against them once again.
They don't need to hide behind a group like the KKK.
They can just do it out in the open.
Interesting random note about the first historical period
of the KKK, they never had the white pointy hoods
during this first period of activity
as I had always assumed.
They actually wore various costumes
when they went out and committed acts of mob violence.
Like they kind of like a weird martygross yet.
Sometimes showing up for an attack and like women's dresses,
not getting.
Sometimes they wear antlers, you know, coonskin caps, fake beards, sometimes even black face.
Some of them did wear like pointy wizard type hats of various colors, but not necessarily
white, you know, some look more like a dunce caps than the later hoods, which is fitting.
All sorts of various costumes designed to hide identity and mock their victims. And then
the lynchings in terror just continued without the costumes when the clans disbanded.
Journalists Ida B. Wells Barnet estimated that in the 25 years after the Civil War, lynchers
murdered 10,000 black Americans, and that's just the African Americans who were murdered.
God knows how many others were beaten, raped, otherwise humiliated, starting in the 1880s,
spectacle lynchings attracted crowds up to 15,000
white participant witnesses who booked special excursion
trains to reach lynching sites.
They snatched victims clothing, bone fragments,
Jesus, organs, they souvenir, they photographed themselves,
smiling, posing with their kids,
we said they broke and burned bodies of victims,
scrapbooked the photos, mailed them as postcards,
confident that they'd never be held accountable for their terrorism.
It didn't even wear hoods, you know, because they didn't need to.
Hard to believe that shit happened.
Think about the fucking, think about the hateful place.
You have to let your mind go to and just live in to get to the point where you would think
you would not only be okay, but fun, like a fun experience to bring the family, to bring the wife and kids
to witness the public murder of a human being
whose only crime is to have been born,
the wrong shade of pigment for that particular
historical period.
You know, it reminds me of the Nazis coming to power
in the 1930s in Germany.
You know, just how a lot of citizens were just,
you know, mocking the Jewish people
and being relentlessly hateful to the Jewish people.
I guess just like it was easier to go along
with the hate there than it was to stand up
to the oppression when the Nazi stormtroopers
were doing all their horrible shit.
I guess it was just easier for settlers
to go along with the wanton violence towards African-Americans
and it was to stand up to a lynch mob.
But then going to witness it is even taking it further.
Maybe you could somehow morally rationalize a tiny bit of it on some levels like, look,
man, I don't fucking like this at all, but I'm worried about my family being killed if I
stand up for somebody because that stuff did happen and I'm scared.
That is understandable that you want to keep your family alive.
But when you take it to the next point of like, oh man, we're gonna hop on a train and we're gonna go make a weekend out of it
to just to watch some poor fucking son of a bitch
get hung from a tree,
then you're just a fucking evil piece of shit.
You are an evil, you are an evil, evil person
to do that, Jesus.
I think about that quote that's often attributed to Einstein.
I'm not sure if he actually said it,
but whoever said it spoke the truth when they said, the world is a dangerous place to live in, not because
of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Yeah, man. I know there's some other quotes along similar lines there, but geez, man.
Lingeans were not spontaneous outbursts of mob violence, but the predictable result
of institutional support and the outright participation of political elites as well.
The lynchers of Leo Frank and Marietta Georgia years later in
1915 for example included a former governor judge mayor state legislator sheriff county prosecutor lawyer banker business owners
U.S. Senators son founders of the Marietta country club
Frank's case because he was white and Jewish attracted media attention that sadly thousands of black victims never received and just exposed the ways
that the elites and authorities exonerated themselves
by blaming mob violence on the so-called, you know,
just the crackers.
These people, these mob violence, we just can't control them.
Yeah, and now you like it.
You've broken race the son of a bitch.
Meanwhile, Mississippi governor, later US Senator,
Senator James K. Vardeman said
in 1907, if it is necessary, every Negro in the state will be lynched. It will be done to maintain
white supremacy. Jesus Christ, man, this is a senator. Vardeman didn't wear white hood man.
Neither did the first female US Senator, Rebecca Latimer, Felton, who's hard to feel good about,
what she accomplished. I mean, on the one hand, for like women's rights,
she was the first US Senator technically,
even though she served for just 24 hours,
and in 1922, more of ceremoniously kind of thing,
but she was also just a hardcore racist.
She said in 1897, if it takes lynching
to protect women's dearest possession
from drunken, ravening human beasts, then I say lynch 1,000 a week
if it becomes necessary.
Motherfucker.
The National Association for the Advancement of Color People
and NAACP, their research, by the way,
would just prove this total lie of the lynch mob
as honorable defenders of white women.
Besides the fact that the myth of the black rapist
was a white supremacist fantasy,
70% of lynchers didn't even bother to invoke it
to justify their violence.
Lynchers killed for such alleged offenses
as sassing, wanting to drink of water,
being, quote, troublesome, quote, conjuring,
and often is in the murder of Mrs. Jake Sebrose
and an eight-year-old unnamed child, no excuse at all. All right?
Quick additional note on this mythology of the black man is the rapper of white women.
This is what we're touching on again because throughout the clan's history, it would be one of
the primary moral justifications they would use for violence towards black men. White segregation
had a real fear of African-Americans as sex-crazed rapers. And this was a huge myth.
There was a myth that a lot of mixed race southerners were the product of black men raping
white women.
When reality, exact opposite was true.
White male slave owners frequently raped female black slaves and got them pregnant.
And then after the Civil War, this is embarrassing.
Some documented history was hidden.
And the narrative was just rewritten,
as it often is, you know, in history.
And by the way, if anybody, I just had to stop up my head,
is like, you know, like, oh man, you know,
Dan's trying to appeal to liberals right now,
or he was trying to appease white guilt,
like, no, no, I'm not.
I don't care what your political ideologies,
I don't care if your liberal conservative
I really don't give a shit. And I don't have any white guilt, truly I don't, I don't care what your political ideologies. I don't care if you're a liberal conservative. I really don't give a shit.
And I don't have any white guilt.
Truly, I don't.
I don't.
Cause I feel like I'm responsible
for what I've done in my life.
Not what, you know, people did 150 years ago.
So I'm just telling this like it is,
but I don't like it when I feel like
some white people get offended almost
when all this racist history is brought up.
It's like, no one's blaming you personally for it,
but it fucking happened.
Don't pretend that it didn't happen.
Don't pretend that these guys,
don't pretend that some of your ancestors
weren't huge pieces of shit.
Like give me a break.
Anyway, black men were painted a savage beast
with an unquenchable sexual drive,
lusted after young white women,
and in part of that segregation mythology
was protecting these innocent white women
from lustful black men.
You know, rewriting history, man.
The more research I do, the more common I find
that this happens, which is why I may not always hit the mark
as well as I'd like, but I really attempt
to be as honest as possible regarding both history
and current events, because I think it's so important
to do, because it doesn't happen enough.
I just try and think about how, you know,
you don't need to force narrative.
Just look at the facts, let the narrative guide you.
So anyway, despite no evidence of Southerners' fears
of African Americans having any factual basis,
politicians continued to defend lynchers in 1918.
George Gov.
Hugh M. Dorsey wrote to the NAACP,
I believe that if the Negroes would exert their ultimate
influence with the criminal element of their race
and stop rapes that it would go a long way
towards stopping lynchings,
well, this criminal element he was referring to
was Mary Turner, who had threatened to press charges
against the lynchers of her husband, Hayes Turner,
and of nine other men.
Ten dudes.
The lynchers, as reported by the Savannah Morning News,
took exceptions to her remarks as well as her attitude.
Then they lynched Mary, who was eight months pregnant,
journalist Walter White, whose ability
to pass his white, enabled him to interview the murderers themselves, reported that they
hung Mary upside down, set her on fire, cut out her fetus and stomped it, then shot her
multiple times.
M-haw.
The Brooks County Corners jury ruled that all the victims had died at the hands of parties
unknown and closed their cases.
A lyncher served as the jury foreman, one of the actual lynchers.
Wow, man.
You know, I was trying to take into like historical context into account when I'm judging somebody,
you know, back in history.
You know, we talked about that like Vlad the Impaler.
It's like, yeah, dude, it was a monster, but you know, a lot of other people are in
Pailin.
You know, you try and put it in context where it's, you know, it's not the same as if it
happened today. You know, I tried and things like, oh, that's you know, you try and put it in context where it's not the same as if it happened today.
You know, I try and think like,
oh, that's fucked up, but it was a different time, et cetera.
No, not in this case, no, no, no, no,
not in that case right there.
That shit was evil, right?
Those lynchers chose to act in evil ways.
No one was forcing them to do that.
No one was forced in this poor woman.
And a baby, a man, you are a fucking monster.
You know, some things I think,
you know, are are a fucking monster. You know, some things I think, you know,
are forgivable in life.
If you kill a baby, you should die.
You should die.
There's no redeeming you.
I don't, I don't, I don't,
there's certain things I think when people do,
I don't think you, you qualify for redemption anymore.
It's too much, man.
Too much, we gotta have some kind of fucking punishment
for that stuff in society.
Some kind of, you know, harsh in society, some kind of harsh punishment
to send a message to the rest of us
that you don't get away with that.
You don't get away with that, my God.
Well, these lunches just got away with it, man.
Everybody did back then with that kind of stuff,
these pieces of garbage.
Okay, so now we know the Wildly, the KKK's organization
died out in the 1870s, the legacy of horrific violence
towards African-Americans by white supremacists,
clearly lived on
After after the organization itself went away for a while and then around the time of the despicable lynching I just talked about the clan as an organization comes back in a major way before we delve into that
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Second phase of the clan is in 1915.
In 1915, the White Hoods are born.
You know how earlier I stated that the,
initially the clan never wore that costume.
We now recognize as being the KKK in the 19th century. Yeah, that that white robe, the white hood, you know,
with the eyes cut out, that whole shit. Well, now we do know where that costume came from,
exactly where it came from, a movie. Seriously, check this out. In 1915, director,
DW Griffith adapted the book, The Clansman into the silent movie, Birth of a Nation, the
Birth of a Nation. One of the first feature lengths films and the first feature lengths film to screen in
the White House, which is terribly embarrassing.
A shameful moment of our history.
The movie is based on a book, The Klanzmen, the second book in a trilogy that author Thomas
F. Dixon Jr. wrote.
The Klanzmen is a message to Northerners to maintain racial segregation.
As the work he wrote claimed that blacks, when free,
would turn savage and violent, committing crimes
such as murder, rape, and robbery,
far out of proportion to their percentage of the population.
Did I mention that this movie was the first movie screen
in the White House?
What the fuck?
Not one of Woodrow Wilson's finer moments,
strong indication of racial attitudes at the time, right?
Like this is a horrific, you know,
Trump doesn't have the best reputation
in some people's minds for race relations,
but you know, even he could not get away
from like throwing like a screening party
of this movie, I hope not.
I hope he could not get away with that.
The most famous scene of the movie
is the ride of the clan and it required 25,000 yards,
white muslin to realize Dixon's costume ideas.
Among the variety of clansmen costumes in the film, there appeared a new one.
The one piece, full face masking pointed white hood with eye holes, which would come to
represent the modern clan member.
Maybe it was Griffith who brought those pieces of fabric together and assumed to be iconic
form.
After all his mother had sewn costumes for his clansmen father, my god, the family that
hates together,
huh?
Or maybe Griffith got the idea from another source altogether, Freemason Regalia?
Or maybe it wasn't even Griffith's idea at all, but that of Paris Train, costume designer
Gillett's holophamer, Claire West, who worked on the film.
Maybe she just made it up.
While the blockbuster popularity of Birth of a Nation gave free advertising to a traveling
fraternal order organizer, former Methodist minister,
Gartor Salesman, and overall,
hate-mongering pieces, shit, William J. Simmons.
By the way, there are so many pieces of shit
in this episode.
It's one of the higher percentages of pieces of shit
in an episode we've had so far.
Simmons did not just organize fraternities.
He had joined 15 of them himself,
including the Knights Templar and the Mason's,
dude loved a secret handshake, loved it so much. Well, the 1915 lynching of Leo Frank,
though I mentioned earlier, inspired Simmons to form a new anti-Semitic racist fraternity.
That's right. They hated the Jewish people as well. They hated pretty much everybody.
You'll find out soon. One week before the birth of a nation's Atlanta premiere, Simmons
received a state charter for the Invisible Empire, Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Incorporated.
Not just Wizards now, they're Knights.
Man, these guys love to feel so much more important than they were, didn't they?
Hello, friend.
I'm Bubba the Knight.
And this is my papi, Gunther the Wizard.
What are you talking about?
You're not a Knight the Wizard, did you just dump shits and die or need a dental work
sitting in a waffle house and smelling like last week's BL?
Well, Simmons got to make that sweet hate money, selling hoods and robes for $650 each, sewn
in a local shop and he wrote a handbook to the chlorine, or the Chloran, and in 1920 hired
publicists Edward Y. Clark and Elizabeth Tyler to launch a massive campaign that attracted
100,000 new members in 16 months.
Klegels, as the new recruits were called,
arranged minstrel shows and screenings
of the birth of a nation and other pro-Clan films.
Jesus, man, what a money hungry piece of shit Simmons was.
Uh, what's selling to you, Janice?
What's, what's, what's, what's, what's hot?
What's hot with the kids today?
I think it'll open up a new fraternity, just,
violence racial hate.
Well, that's, that's just positively soiled, Janice. Lot of, just a violent racial hate. Well, that's just positively swelter, Janice.
Lot of money to be made in hate.
Oh, me, oh my, let's burn across and light up the sky.
Time to make some of those clan clams.
Janice makes some of that sweet bigot bread.
I've found a copy of Simmons' Clarenne online,
and here's the creed.
It says, we, the order of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan,
reverentially acknowledged the majesticity,
the majesticity, the majesty and supremacy of the divine being
and recognized the goodness and providence of the same.
Okay, so far it doesn't sound hateful,
sounds a little wordy.
What else do they have to say?
We, all caps on the we, recognize our relation to the government of the United States of America.
The supremacy of its constitution laws thereof and we shall ever be devoted to the sublime
principles of a pure Americanism and valiant in the defenses of its ideals and institutions.
Okay, still pretty worthy, but patriotic, noble sounding even.
When does it become super racist?
Oh, next paragraph.
We avowed the distinctions between the races of making as same as being decreed by the
creator, and we shall ever be true in the faithful maintenance of white supremacy.
And we'll strenuously oppose any compromise thereof and any and all things.
There we go.
Strenuously oppose any compromise of winds of privacy.
As God intended, does the Bible actually encourage racism?
You know, well, Bob Jones University in Greenville,
South Carolina, a place that sounds like quite possibly
the worst place in America to go to college,
was officially against interracial dating
as in you could get thrown out of school for doing it
until the year 2000.
Seriously, like fuck, what the, 1999 1999 you still couldn't inter racially date.
What the fuck?
Bob, Bob Jones himself once said quote white folks and colored folks you listen to me.
You cannot run over God's plan and God's established order without having trouble.
God never meant to have one race.
It was not his purpose at all.
God has a purpose for each race. You know, whenever somebody starts telling me what fucking God thinks,
I get real skeptical. I'm like, you know what? I think God wants you to shut the fuck up. That's
what I think. I think if he does exist, not a fan of you, not a fan of you, you know, just talking
on his behalf all the time with some silly bullshit. So what did the Bible say? Not much, as it turns out.
Slavery existed during the time in which the Bible was written, and slavery is biblically
condoned, and various verses referenced.
However, it's never associated explicitly with race.
Despite the message that some dipshit fundamentalists like Bob tried to sell.
Like Genesis 415 says, but the Lord said to him, not so anyone who kills Cain will suffer vengeance seven times over,
then the Lord put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him.
Then much later in Genesis, Genesis 9.25, it says,
then he cursed Cain.
Cain, sorry, the son of Ham, may Cain be cursed,
may he be the lowest of servants to his relatives.
And somehow the mark of Cain became seen as an indication of being African-American,
this curse of ham, and then like the lowest of servants somehow gets associated with skin
color as well.
And then, you know, even though those verses don't seem to even remotely indicate any
justification of slavery at all, if you're a rational person, just look at it and not
just twisting ancient religious
texts to fit your own personal, hateful agenda. The Bible is not against an irrational dating
period and a story. It's not. And if your minister tells you otherwise, it's because he's a
fucking asshole. He's an uneducated fool as he is. And I know it's a strongly judgmental thing
to say, but it's the truth. I just I get so sick of people
twisting religious text to fit their own agendas of hate. It's gone on so long in our Indian
know, in the history of humanity, and it's so fucking tiresome, just enough already.
Uh, okay, so no biblical justification for racial persecution, but the clan tries to align
itself with the Bible anyway. Simmons, K continues, it says, we appreciate the intrinsic value of a real practical
relationship of kindred thought, purpose, and ideals, and the infinite benefits
accruable therefrom, and we shall faithfully devote ourselves to the practice of
an honorable clannishness, clannishness that the life and living or each may be a
constant blessing to others. And then it ends with some nonsense of non-silver, said, and thought.
It's supposed to mean not self but others, but not really.
It's like this weird mashup of Latin and Gothic.
They were just, again, kind of just making up their own random symbols and stuff.
You know, there's been honorable guys.
That's it.
It says so right in the pamphlet.
You know, dissociation was being ignorant thugs.
That's just hearsay.
It's all big misunderstanding. They're just bringing blessings to people. So many blessings.
You know, that's what they keep on the top of their little pointy duns hats is actual,
it's God's blessings. That's where they store 10 to 20 of God's blessings in each of their little
duns caps. Speaking of duns caps, let's get back to their costume design. 1921, the clan opens the
Gates City manufacturing company in Atlanta to mass produce regalia, imitating the birth of a nation's
designs, the sumptuous full color, male order catalog of official robes and banners, advertised
all standardized factory made hoods for new hierarchy. Clansman, white cotton denim hood,
red tassel, terror, which is that sounds so I don't know, I couldn't find any more info on that same hood, along with the red waist cord, special terror,
white satin hood, three red silk tassels.
Also for sale, we're like ceremonial banners,
you know, the catalogs banners like sampled stuff
like the red bank in the realm of New Jersey.
New Jersey has 60,000 members in the clan,
the peak of membership, more than Louisiana, Alabama,
or even the original clan's home state of Tennessee.
Many of these motherfuckers, they're treating violent oppression, torture, disenfranchisement,
murder of human beings like it's a Halloween party.
The cross burning that would come to symbolize the clan also came from the movie, Birth of
a Nation.
These guys were not big on original ideas.
What a sad example of life imitating shitty art.
With Black American Lives, already so severely constrained by Jim Crow law and
Lynch law, the newly hooded clan, didn't actually direct a lot of their initial violence in
the second wave towards African Americans in the 20s. They directed it towards new targets,
immigrants from Eastern and Southern Europe, Jews, Catholics, alleged Bolsheviks, union members.
Jim Crow laws, by the way, were local laws in the South that supported segregation
You know like by 1877 after the initial reconstruction of tamas by liberal
Politicians to secure equal rights for African-Americans white conservative Democrat politicians regained power in the South and the last of the federal troops
The Union had stationed the South to oversee their reintegration into the North have been removed and these new white
Politicians immediately began passing laws to segregate blacks from whites.
Blacks were still elected to local offices throughout the 1880s, but their voting was suppressed
for state and national elections.
And then between 1890 and 1910, ten of the 11 former Confederate states started with
Mississippi passed new constitutions or amendments that effectively disenfranchised most blacks
and tens of thousands of poor whites through a combination of poll taxes, literacy and comprehension tests and residency and record keeping requirements.
Slavery may have officially been over, but a large population of white southerners were
a long way from being done with oppressing African Americans.
Now the new plan in the early 20th century, courted mainstream Protestants, nativist white
supremacist, respectability, Senator, Supreme Court, justices, governors joined up, so do white women.
Shortly after the ratification of the 19th Amendment
on August 18th, 1920, women's right to vote,
the clan auxiliary organization,
women of the clue club, women of the sea,
I did the clue thing, women of the coup club's clan formed.
Well, the new hooded uniforms and the secret rituals
had very little to do with the clan's 19th century origins.
They were based more on fraternal orders, like the M's and an imbiby wasn't quite the point with the costumes
Either while the hoods were could assure they're kind of wears personal anonymity
Their force came from declaring membership in a safe privileged identity. There's anything but secret as peak in the mid 1920s
The organization claimed to include about 15% of the nation's eligible population
approximately four to five million men man racism was alive and well in 1920s America.
Membership in the clan peaked in 1925 and August 8th, 1925 more than 50,000 members of the
KKK, paraded through Washington, D.C., some walked in lines as wide as 20 abreast others
created formations of the letter K, or of a Christian cross, if you wrote on horseback,
because they're knights, guys, they're knights. Noble defenders of the realm, salanzalouch,
so author and now so kuta, so jethro, so belly bob.
Many held American flags, many women alike,
you know, the marchers carried banners and blazing
with the names of their home stage or local chapters
or precession lasted for more than three hours
down Pennsylvania Avenue, lying with spectators, national leaders
of the organization were resplendent
in colorful satin robes,
the rank and file war white,
there were Gellio Dorn with a circular red patch
containing a cross with a droplet blood at its center.
And before this comes across two heavy handed
towards southern whites,
I do want to point out that the clan
was not just in the South anymore.
There were local clav'rins all across the United States,
from Maine to California, right?
Washington down there to Arizona, everywhere.
In 1924, the clan actually had as many as 40,000 members in Maine alone, and they helped
elect Governor Ralph Brewster.
Ideologically, the clan was blending xenophobia, religious prejudice, white supremacy together
with a broadly conservative moralism, amidst a global recession that came in the aftermath of World War I.
There's a lot of fear and anxiety amongst native born white Protestants in America that the kind of world they knew was going to come undone
with all these different immigrants and all these Catholics coming in. Just like the South was afraid of chains in the 1860s and the 1870s with the ending of slavery,
now the whole country is afraid of change after World War I with a massive influx of immigrants.
Right?
Does this all sound familiar?
By the way, fear of change combined with immigration,
xenophobia combined with right-wing politicians,
preaching fear, you know,
talking about how we have to protect the American way of life.
God, man, the more things change,
the more they stay the same.
Part of why I'm getting so interested in history.
It's just, it's so fascinating to see these patterns just keep repeating and repeating and repeating.
Citizens, you know, are worried about the influx of Eastern European immigrants who adhere to
communism and other supposedly subversive political creeds and they're growing influence
and the Catholics and the Jewish immigrants in American life.
And about how, you know, the migration of African Americans out of the South was gonna change things.
There was the intellectual vote for religious modernism,
the expansion of political and sexual freedom for women.
And because of all this, there was this perception
that immortality or immoral lifestyle choices,
crime and vice, we're all gonna be on the rise.
It was just confirmed the sense
that their world was spinning out of their control. It's just confirmed the sense that their world
was spinning out of their control.
The clan advocated the restoration of true Americanism.
Again, it doesn't necessarily help.
I mean, when everybody's like loose.
And again, I'm not trying to get political with shit
on Trump, but it did really bother me.
Just as a somewhat intellectual person,
I fucking hate the slogan make America great.
I could not hate it more. Like America great, I could not hate it more.
Like I literally, I could not hate,
that is the dumbest shit.
It is the dumbest shit.
Like what, what, when exactly?
When was it, what is the great you're referring to?
When it was, when it was more sexist and racist,
back in history, great for who?
For racist, is that, or great for everybody? It's just
like it's just a nonsense fucking statement that by the way I think was playing on just to get
side note there. We just playing on you know people who had lost their job like factory jobs and
things and it was like this bullshit sales pitch of like we're gonna get it all back for you.
Yeah man you lost the house you lost your job we're gonna get it all back for you. No you won't
know you won't politicians never come through on shit like that, not ever, not on either side of the political
sphere. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. So the clan, you know, it advocates this restoration of
true Americanism, offers members a platform that demonizes black Catholics, Jews, Mexicans,
Asians, just basically any other non-white ethnic immigrant, also condemning communism,
just basically any other non-white ethnic immigrant, also condemning communism.
Most other forms leftist politics,
based cultural influences such as alcohol,
birth control, teaching of evolution,
public schools.
Well, I get, think about everything that they're opposed to.
They're opposed to everybody who is,
like literally everybody who is not, not only white, you gotta be white, you gotta be Protestant.
You're white, let's see, you're white, you're Protestant.
You're in favor of creationism and you are sober.
Like it's such a narrow, narrow scope of people, But apparently there was a lot of people within that scope.
So they were trying to present themselves as this Christian moral reform organization,
and this vehicle for kind of, you know, entrenching the economic and political power of white
Anglo-Saxon Protestants, and the Klan Flores for a while with that, you know, with the
promise that energetic white nationalism and traditional morals would hold back the
tile of, you know, modern life, modern sinful life, and
it's crazy schemes trying to undermine the authority of native born white Americans.
In the late 1910s, throughout the 1920s, Klanzmann returned to their violent roots,
started carrying out hundreds of beatings and whippings and dozens of murders. They also started
threatening bootleggers, taking a stance, again again in favor of prohibition, which kind of helped sell themselves to the moral conservatives.
They're taking a stance and they're in favor of prohibition.
They're in galvanized movement that way.
They're not ignorant and violent in the same races.
They're just some good old boys trying to keep America as morals pure.
That's all guys trying to keep everybody sober.
Just doing it for the kids.
They were the good guys who flagged Mexicans. They were the good guys, you know, who flagged Mexicans.
They were the nice guys who tarred in feathered doctors
who performed abortions.
They were strong armed politicians.
They were just good old guys who lynched unarmed
innocent black citizens and just fine fellows
who showed up on night rides, terrifying abuse prostitutes
and to beat and sometimes killed Jewish people.
And just good guys who terrified young women,
you know, found riding the cars with man of any color.
Just keep everybody safe.
They even had a number of auxiliaries for children, which had names such as the junior
Ku Klux Klan, the Tri-K club, and the Ku Klux Kitties.
I wish I was making that up.
The Ku Klux Kitties.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That sounds like something out of an SNL sketch.
But they had little songs and everything too.
We're the Ku Klux Kitties and we want to be your pal if you're white.
We're the Ku Klux Kitties, fun love and boys and gals.
We're all white.
The Ku Klux Kitties are a friend to those in need.
If they're white.
And when we grow up, we probably still won't be able to read.
What, I don't know.
I didn't say they have good songs.
I didn't say they have good songs. I didn't say they have good songs.
And again, keep in mind, I'm doing this doing it from a hotel room, freaking out people next door.
Clan members did a lot in the 20s to normalize their organization,
making more appealing to mainstream white America. They showed up on church on Sunday mornings,
donate money, they ran charity drives, they threw Christmas parties for orphans,
raised money to build Protestant only hospitals, Protestant. hospitals, Protestant only hospitals again, so narrow.
Children's hospitals to help, you know,
stay kids, get better, as long as those kids
are white, believe in creationism,
Protestants and not communist or even liberal.
What's going on?
What's going on, Michael?
You got Scarlett's favorite, that's terrible, buddy.
We're gonna, you know, we're gonna do everything we can
to fix you right up, K-Body, Dr. Dominguez, right in the sea. Wait, what was yourlett's favorite, that's terrible, buddy. We're gonna do everything we can to fix you right up. Okay, body doctor, we're gonna be right in the sea.
Wait, what was your last name again, Michael?
Goldberg.
That's Jewish, right?
Yeah, okay, all right.
You know what, and how about instead of waiting
for the doctor in here in the waiting room,
why don't you go wait out by the dumpster
with Jamal and Enrique.
The clan made efforts to fight supposed Catholic influence
in public schools by donating American flags and Enrique. The clan made efforts to fight supposed Catholic influence in public schools by donating
American flags and Bibles, you know, because you know how much Catholics hate flags and
Bibles.
But I don't fuck what, what is the connection there?
Oh, man, that's, we just want to donate some flags to this school, because we, you know,
we know the Catholics aren't going to be doing that, right?
And some Bibles, because we know that they don't, they don't care for that. You know, I don't know what kind of Catholic book they're reading.
They read the, the, the, the, the,
the purple is what they read.
We read the Bible and they read the, the, the purple.
And the purple is devil's work.
So, you know, there you go.
It does get hard, you know, research stuff like this,
where it's hard to understand the clans motivations,
because basically in general, they were just,
they were done. They were dumb people, truly, truly. There was a few people, historically,
in the clan, that were educated. The more research I did, when I dug into someone like that,
who are these people, the socioeconomics, and it usually is terribly uneducated, poor,
extremely ignorant white people people who join them.
It's not like, you know, I mean, they did for a while in the 20s, you know, have a fair
amount of casual members, which is a sad state of kind of commentary on the times that
were like doctors and lawyers, but by and large, the people going to all the meetings were
just exactly what you think.
When you think of like central casting, clan member, some guy with missing a lot of teeth,
and not in peak physical condition, hygiene,
not great, mind, not good at all.
Like a guy just kinda, maybe living on canned meat
and sweet tea, and that's, that's pretty accurate
from where I came across.
KKK created special clan rights for wedding ceremonies,
Christianine's funerals,
Rand, uh, Rand candidates for hundreds of state and local offices,
Americans elected countless clan members as mayors, school board and city council
members, sheriff, state legislators, clan,
off soldiers and picked, uh, we're particularly prominent and powerful positions,
uh, included, like governors, like governor Edward Jackson of Indiana,
Clifford Walker of Georgia, as well as US senators, Earl Mayfield of Texas, Rice Means, Colorado. Rice means a lot of tough name. Rice, Mr. Means, I prefer to
be called Rice. Okay. And when you hear about these politicians, you might think,
you know, again, that they couldn't have all been done, right? They couldn't, but no,
but not all of them, but again, most, most of these people who
were getting elected, they were just manipulating the kind of the, the, the clavvarns to get some
votes. They weren't, they weren't like active.
Remember what it was, I'm not giving them an excuse, but I'm just trying to paint a picture
of that. Yeah, I was just remember. Then on November 16th, 1925, the grand dragon got dragons,
got dragons and wizards, you know?
Man, should have started playing some D&D.
The grand dragon of Indiana, David Stephenson,
the state's leading clansman, one of the most powerful,
you know, one of the most powerful dragons,
I wish these guys, it's hard not to laugh,
just say they're stupid fucking titles.
One of the most powerful dragons in the country
at this time, he was telling guilty
the rape and murder of a white woman,
he don't fucked up,
rape and kill and a white woman.
Those are the two things the clan was supposed
to be protecting people from the most, right?
Those are the two things that they were the most afraid
of that the black man was doing.
And here, there are wholesome dragon is doing it.
You know, the clan provided itself,
you know, it mean a protector of white people
and the virtue of white women.
And this was the beginning of the end,
this crime for the second era of the clan after his conviction and sent
and seen the life in prison, you know, fellow clansmen and governor of Indiana Edward Jackson refused
to grant Stevenson clemency or commute his sentence. And then, you know, Stevenson is enraged by the
clan not bailing him out and he rats out a whole mess of politicians who are on the clan's payroll.
And he rats him out to the Indianapolis Times and the Times thoroughly looks into it. And they ended up getting a Pulitzer Prize for public service for their investigative
reporting and scandal decimates clan membership in not only Indiana, but just nationally, as
these people would be known, just begin to be exposed as just, you know, hateful degenerates.
But they still weren't totally done. 1927 in Alabama, KKK, vigilantes launched a wave
of physical terror. They targeted both blacks and whites for violations of racial norms,
for perceived moral lapses.
But then this two-back fired
led to more national sentiment turning against him,
Grover Seahawl senior editor of the Montgomery advisor
from 1926, wrote a series of editorials and articles
that attacked the clan.
Hall won a, he won a Pulitzer Prize for his moral crusade,
the 1928 editorial writing Pulitzer,
citing his editorials against gangsterism,
flogging and racial and religious intolerance. Other newspapers kept up a steady
loud attack on the clan. Referring to the organization is violent and un-american.
Sheriff's finally cracked down on activities by 1930 clan membership in Alabama dropped
to less than 6,000. Small independent units continued to be active in the industrial
city of Birmingham, but their numbers dwindled as well
KKK units were still active through the 1930s and parts of Georgia with a group of night writers and Atlanta and forcing their moral views by
Flogging people who violated them
Whites as well as blacks in March 1940. They were implicated. I don't know what that squeak was by the way
Hard to wear squeak sounded very much like a fart and
I just only point that out
because I may not go back
and I'm not gonna go back and cut this out.
So not me.
You didn't, you, if you were like,
when, what was that?
I don't know.
Came from one of the rooms around me.
Anyway, March 1940,
these nightwriters were implicated in the beatings
and murder of a young white couple
taken from their car on a lover's lane.
It's logged to white barber to death for drinking.
All in East Point, a suburb of Atlanta.
Jesus Christ, man, some barber,
white drinks too much, they've flagged into death.
That sounds like a bad way to die being flagged to death.
More than 20 others were brutally flagged.
As the police began to investigate,
they found the records of the KKK disappeared
from their East Point office.
The cases were reported by the Chicago Tribune
and the NAACP and its Christ magazine as well with other local papers.
Still getting a lot of bad national press right now.
Three lynchings, black men by whites, no KKK affiliation known for that, took place in
the South in 1940.
Albert Williams was the first NAACP member known to be killed for civil rights activities.
He was murdered in Brownsville, Tennessee for working to register blacks to vote.
Several other activists were run out of town.
Jesse Thornton was lynched in Le Verne, Alabama for a minor social and infraction, and 16
year old Austin Callaway, a suspect in the assault of a white woman was taken from a jail
in the middle of the night and killed by six white men in the Grange, Georgia.
And then World War II got going, and the second era of the claim was over.
An A-Soon was not preoccupied or was now preoccupied with war.
And the main target of the KKK young black man were now overseas fighting. The claim was over. An asu was not preoccupied or was now preoccupied with war.
And the main target of the KKK young black man were now overseas fighting so that a different
racist oppressor could be brought to justice.
How strange must it felt for many like southern black men to be across the world like risking
their lives, dying, fighting so that other people could be treated better than many of them
would be treated when they returned home?
That's so fucked up.
The clan would return again after the war,
but before we examine that third incarnation of the clan, let's take a second to see what the
internet has to say about the KKK, specifically the idiots of the internet.
I went to a YouTube video called the Ku Klux Klan Secret History.
Posted by the channel Little Dread, who states under the video, please note, this channel
does not support the Ku Klux Klan.
This video has been made for education purposes only.
I would have that disclaimer as well.
When I started reading these comments, what I found was actually refreshing.
Hail Nimrot.
There's hope for the human race after all.
The first comment is from user Aiden Vavero, who states, I just can't take the KKK seriously
with those silly costumes.
I do totally agree.
I mean, I get it one time just because of what they were doing.
They were terrifying.
And the costumes maybe look scary when you had that
political power as an organization and numbers on your side
and your arm, going up against unarmed people
and all that, I get that.
But man, but just, you know, if you just like saw somebody
in the hallway with it, they just look like a silly asshole.
Like a grown man put on a costume for any reason,
KKK, religion, whatever.
It just, it does get a little sillier
and sillier to me as I get older.
Like, why are you wearing a costume?
Why, why, why, just, just stop.
You know, why, why, why, why,
how do you not just stop while you're putting on your hood
and thinking, what the fuck am I doing?
This is dumb as shit ever.
User Marcel Khalil, referencing the KKK's
Christian Association ads, I love this.
Jesus was a brown Middle Eastern.
These people are insane.
I love this point.
I've heard it many times and thought about it a lot
of course my life.
How does supposedly Christian organizations justify
white supremacy when Jesus himself was not white? like for sure not, absolutely for sure not. He was Middle Eastern,
a hundred percent Middle Eastern. If Jesus was alive today, I wonder how many American Christians
would suspect him of being a terrorist? Like, like, how hard would he be hassled by the TSA?
You know, trying to go through the airport. Like, think of him just thinking of you from the Middle East.
He's not going to look like he's from fucking Denmark.
Like think I'm just thinking of you from the Middle East. You're not gonna look like he's from fucking Denmark.
User Matthew Bissonette also drops in some wisdom,
saying poor white people have a lot more in common
with poor black people than they do with rich white people.
The world is not divided by lines of race
but is divided by lines of economics.
There should be solidarity among people
of a common lot in life.
Yes, sir, how true is that?
A pressed people, you know, unite. I always felt, you know,
growing up that I had more in common with the poor black man than I did with a rich white man.
I mean, for real, for real, even though I grew up in Idaho, you know, because I wasn't sitting in
my trailer in a backwoods little Idaho town without a single family member who had ever gone to
college in my entire family tree thinking, man, sure feels good to be on this team. Man,
as well, that's great. I sure do love all this, all this white privilege I'm getting right now. I, uh, I sure do love this privilege of getting a taste
government cheese and the privilege, you know, having to buy discounted hot lunch tickets and the
privilege of having to almost die if I ever want to be taken to the doctor because we don't have
insurance, you know, I sure love the privilege of being half into wear like weird, came art,
knockoff sneakers, you know, just had a lot of numbers in the title instead of Nike's man
And all these privileges are sure swell now man the poor and a press need to join forces forces. Excuse me the poor and the press
Yeah, they need to join forces now. Let's really shit like racism keeping divided if they ever want to overthrow their corporate overlords
You know preach mr. Biss and net preach
Now all this intelligence and unity is fantastic,
but it's not idiotic.
Where are the idiots of the internet this week?
Well, it turns out they're common
in a different video called News and Prophecy,
the KKK, the coming American race war,
post it by user GMS, T-A-Z-A-Y, A-W-A-N, ATL.
And it's video of the KKK members
talking about a common race war.
And they're sitting in an environment
that exactly would be what I expected. If I didn't, you know, if someone
just told me like, hey, man, I'm watching this video of these three KKK people talking
from their house. You know, there's sitting in a dumpy trailer on a thrift store couch,
you know, that I'm, I imagine reeks of cat piss and cheap pills and cigarettes and butt
crack and beow. And check out this comment left about the man in the video hide behind his
K hood it says it's all caps says Chris Barker is the one in the couch with his wife and kids
He's hiding his face because of his parole. He's not
He's not allowed any clan activities, but he's very active in stealing from everybody
These fuckers are not Christians. They fight each other more than anything Chris Barker's phone numbers 434-791-3129
Those kids need to be taken away ASAP now. I don't know who's phone number is 434-791-3129.
Those kids need to be taken away ASAP.
Now I don't know who's phone number that is.
I don't want to get in trouble for reliance.
I don't want somebody's phone number,
but I did read it, you know,
it's just posted right there on YouTube.
And why do I think this comment is idiotic
because the user who posted it,
their channel is named White Pride worldwide.
Like, how disagreeable are these fucking idiots?
Like think about what I said earlier, we're like, how narrow their reach is.
We're looking only for Uber conservative,
Christian fundamentalist, you know, Aryan Protestants, right?
That's, that's it.
And then they can't even get along with each other.
Like within that group, they're fucking attacking each other.
Like they're just so filled with mindless hate,
it's just constantly overflowing with them.
Like right, like, like, which I guess makes sense.
Like you can't hate just on who they happen
to be 99% of the world and then meet up with your,
you know, people who hate everybody.
And then also, but then somehow magically get along.
Like they're just constantly just so full of hate, you know? That's to, that had to have bummed out the person who posted the video,
though, right?
Just like, fuck, man, we're getting thumbed down by other members now.
How are we supposed to rise up and start a race war if we can't even get other members
of our race to join us, right?
They're supposed to be our prime demographic.
That's our target demo.
If we're not appealing to other rights and premises, we're not a trouble, right?
Because we really don't have another audience to go after.
Then more idiocy under a video of the recent demonstration in Charlottesville, user
savagence, gaming, rights in all caps, just the cell caps, bitch, you need, wait, it's
so hard to read because it's so nonsensical, bitch, you need yo shut the hell up y'all
made as fucking ass slaves. And now you're such a dickhead to be fucking up.
If blacks were racist to you, damn white ass bitches,
you would fuck your dick fuck off bitch.
That's a quote, that's an exact quote.
And I have no idea what it even means.
I'm not sure if it's pro or against the KKK,
it's still preposterously idiotic.
It's reached the level of actual gibberish.
I don't know if the user is white or black.
I have no idea what's happening.
User, I do not consent.
Does seem to understand some of it
replying with, I'd fuck my dick, bro.
Okay, so a solid exchange gentleman, solid exchange.
I'm glad you two are having a nice intellectual discussion
about race.
A user general clause on Bolt writes,
I'm a proud liberal Democrat, we will kill all whites.
Okay, all right, hoping this is some kind of satire
and not an actual statement, killing all whites,
not the answer to the KKK problem,
they don't speak for all of us, okay?
Now they do not, in fact,
in fact they speak for almost no one,
they don't even get along,
they don't even speak for each other as we just found out.
A user, Andrew Caesar, stumps even the trolls when he posts the following nonsense.
He says, the brave anti-racist American soldiers thought they had the right to rape 10 to 900,000
German women in the ages from 3 to 79 because they defeated the Nazis while degrading and
killing their family members. You are indeed of same sick type of humans waste.
Okay, again, again, kind of hard to follow, kind of hard to follow some of these people.
I'm not sure they have access to computers when they can clearly barely read or write.
I think this is against the KKK approach. I'm not sure. I'm not sure
they're talking about. I love between 10 and 900,000 German women. That's a large kind of spread
there. It's a very broad estimate. And the victims were between the ages of three and 79,
very specific numbers, which I guess means that there was definitely two victims one who was three and one who was 79
Which is you know, I feel like most most rapists from what I've read about them seem to have some kind of you know
To targets thereafter, you know some kind of look
You know like I think like a Bundy killer, you know
He likes a woman of a certain age this part really all over the map
Three to 79 very indiscriminate, very confusing.
And then free speech or zone,
weighs in with something I hear a lot,
saying they are no more racist than Black Lives Matter,
so go fuck your racist double standard.
Okay, now look, I'm not here to push
some liberal agendas that don't have one.
I really don't.
I'm here to push common sense.
That's what I try to do each and every week here on the suck.
The Black Lives Matter movement is not a white lives don't matter movement, right? There is no white lives matter movement in this country
because white lives have always mattered more. They just have to like law enforcement and other groups
That's just that's just history and to deny that is just deny history, just to deny the facts of the world we live in.
If the Black Lives Matter movement starts chanting fuck white people, or white people need
to die, or Black Lives Matter more than white lives, you know what?
Then I'm going to have a big problem.
That's not okay.
Not okay to be racist because you're not white, right?
It's just as immoral and idiotic to be anti-white as it is to be anti-black.
But please, if you know anything at all
about the history of America and you've learned some more today,
it's that African Americans have been disenfranchised
and abused far more, far more than white people.
And again, as you know about me,
this is coming from a dude with a very poor white kid background,
okay, and if you wanna write me with some stats
about how there's like a higher percentage of criminals
among African Americans and Caucasians or
You know some kind of argument along those lines, which is always kind of weird
I think when people kind of bring that stuff up us
I you know save your time socioeconomic status dictates the risk of criminal behavior not skin color
Crime is not a reflection of pigment. It's just not it's a reflection of the environment you raised in, the lack of hope you feel for your future and your own personal poor choices.
Well, user-free speech sound, you are no proponent of equality, you are just another idiot
of the internet.
3rd Revival of the Cl, type of the 1950s.
After decline of the national organization before World War II, you know, small independent
groups adopted the name Ku Klux Klan, along with variations, that no formal connection to
the second KKK, except for the fact that they copied its terminology and costumes.
They began to set up their own clavrons again, meet each other's homes, churches, began
the 1950s, individual clan groups, and like Birmingham, Alabama, began to resist social
change and blackstaffers to improve their lives by bombing houses and transitional neighborhoods. the churches, began in 1950s, individual clan groups and like Birmingham, Alabama, began to resist social change
and black staffers to improve their lives
by bombing houses and transitional neighborhoods.
The white men working in mining and steel industries
had access to materials to make bombs
and there were so many bombings of black homes
in Birmingham by clan groups in the 50s.
The city's nickname became bombing ham.
During the tenure of Bull Connor as police commissioner
in Birmingham,
Cling Groups were closely allied with the police and operated with impunity from the law.
Of course they did. Of course they did during Bull Connor's reign. That's some
most racings racist sounding sheriff name I've ever heard of in my life. Like if
you're writing a movie that featured like a super racist, insanely violent
southern sheriff, it would be hard to come up with a better name than Bull Connor.
Bull Connor is not the name of an effeminate man running the daycare for intercity youths.
Bull Connor is the name of a broad, shouldered, just fucking terrifying stare,
possessing son of a bitch who just kicks asses and punches faces for a living.
When the freedom writers, some civil rights activists,
working to help desegregate the South,
right in Birmingham in 1961,
well, oh, Bull gave Klan members 15 minutes
to attack the writers as they saw fit
before he would send the police in to call the attack.
My God, man, that stuff's still going on in the 50s.
Just beat, maim, kill, whatever you need to do.
I feel like a Bull was wearing aviator sunglasses
and had a toothpick in his mouth when he told him that. I feel like bull looked like the guy from Cool Hand Luke, the
warden. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Just, you know, that kind of piece of
shit if you see that movie. When local and state authorities failed to protect the freedom
writers and activists, the federal government began to establish intervention and protection
in states such as Alabama and Mississippi clan members forged alliances with governors
administrations and Birmingham and elsewhere, the KKK groups,
bombed the house as civil rights activists
like I was saying.
We learned about that in the Martin Luther King time suck.
In some cases, the US Physical Violence and Intimidation
and Assassination directly against individuals
continuing disenfranchisement of the blacks across the South
meant that they most could not serve on juries,
which were all white and demonstrably biased verdicts
and sentences were handed out. According to a report from the Southern Regional Council on Atlanta,
the homes of 40 black Southern families were bombed during 1951 and 1952.
Some of the bombing victims were social activists, you know, whose work exposed them to danger,
but a lot of them were just, you know, people who happened to be African-American.
Among the most notorious murders by clan members in the 50s and 60s was the 1951 Christmas E
bombing of the home of national
association for the advancements of color people activist Harry and Harry yet more and
Mims Florida resulting in their deaths. 1957 murder of Willie Edwards Jr. Clansman force
Edwards to jump to his death from a bridge into Alabama River. Jesus Christ. 1963 assassination
of NAACP organizer Medgar Evers and Mississippi, KKK, Byron Day LeBeck
with would not be convicted for this murder for over 30 years.
Finally being found guilty in 1994.
The 16th Street Baptist Church bombing September 1963, Birmingham, Alabama, which killed
four African American girls, injured 22 people.
The perpetrators were clan members, Robert Chamblis who wouldn't be convicted until 1977
Thomas Edwin Blanton Jr. Bobby Frank Cherry who wouldn't be convicted until 2001-2002
and then Herman Cash who would die before having a chance to be convicted.
There was 1964 murders of Cheney Goodman and Schorner, three civil rights workers in Mississippi
30 years later in June 2005, clan member Edgar Raat Ray Killing
was finally convicted of manslaughter.
Are you sensing a pattern here?
The law just ignored this shit, blatantly ignored it, right?
Because again, many police officers,
you know, in this area,
were just as racist as these clan members
if they weren't just clan members themselves.
Nothing like all of them, not at all,
but obviously a fair amount for just crime,
after crime, after crime.
Just to be like, we don't know.
I don't know.
Well, you did know because they were able to catch them 30 years later.
There was 1964 murder of two black teenagers.
Henry has KID and Charles Eddie Moore, Mississippi in August 2007, based on the
confession of Klansman, Charles Marcus Edwards, James Ford seal, a reputed KKK member
was convicted, seal was sentenced to serve three life sentences. and he was a former Mississippi policeman and sheriff's deputy right in on and on and on you you get it
1981 the clan was a well organized national order their clan. Excuse me 1991 the clan as a well organized national organization fell apart again for the third time
Right, it would be done now at least until
for the third time, right? It would be done now, at least until the present day
as a national organization.
When Morris Dees and Montgomery-based lawyer
and founder of the Southern Poverty Law Center,
a non-profit civil rights organization
that specializes litigation
and kind of keep an eye on racist hate groups,
they sued the clan itself, known at that time,
as United Clans of America for their conspiratorial involvement
as an organization in the 1981 lynching death of Michael Donald.
Not Michael Mothafuck and McDonald. This time long time fans of the suck. No, a young
man named Michael Donald became the first lynching victim in the South in over 30
years. The SPLC won the lawsuit, the clan had to pay up seven mil and this bank
rep to the organization has never been successfully reorganized since. And by the way, if you're doing research on you,
I know some of you guys ask,
oh, what are some good sites and stuff.
Southern Poverty Law Center is a really good one.
Really good one, their research seems to be very,
very well done.
Stanford, Stanford does a lot of studies, very well done.
The Atlantic, I find that their articles are very informative
and well-sided and some others. And again, kind of side note, just find that their articles are very informative and you know, and well-sided and some others.
And again, kind of side note, just on that stuff. I know you guys like writing like,
hey, man, if you could put a list together of your books and all that, I am barely getting these
episodes done, even with all the help right now. So I do hear your emails, I do want to do a lot
more. And we're going to do a lot more. When that app gets built, I'm going to have some announcements
where hopefully we can take the stock to the next level and I can get some full time help and just keep
kicking it up, man. Keep kicking it up, this cold to curious. I think this is important
shit for us all to be learning about. Okay. So in 2017, the Southern Poverty Law Center
would still dedicate itself to monitoring extremist groups estimates that there are at
least 29 separate rival clan groups currently active in the United States right now. And they compete with one another for members,
do's, news, media attention, and the title of being the true heir to the KKK.
Membership is estimated to be, you know, a couple thousand to five thousand.
I mean, you know, not a lot and lose membership largely.
According to a 2016 anti-definition league report,
despite a persistent ability to attract media attention,
organized KKK groups are actually continuing a long-term trend of decline.
There remain a collection of mostly small, disjointed groups that continually change in name
and leadership.
So that is the basic history of the KKK, right?
They started off a couple of Confederate soldiers, the kind of spread in name.
This is kind of fraternity of hates to oppress
recently freed African Americans.
Then after about 10 years or so,
just when the South kind of got through
with their period of federal oversight
from the North or in the reconstruction of the South,
and they just started becoming like,
super racist again, basically these racist
that they could possibly be without
technically going back to a full fledged slavery.
The KKK went away because, you know, there was no need for hoods because people could just
do whatever the fuck they wanted with impunity.
And then, you know, so then they go away again.
And then they come back after World War I when people have a whole new set of fears when
you know, white Protestants are all scared all over again.
Scared about Catholics this time and about communists and about Communists and about the Jewish Bolsheviks and just about nonsense.
And then they go down again, they just kind of, I guess that's the second one.
Yeah, they stay until, you know what, right before World War II and then the war starts.
And then after World War II, it starts again, but not as organized as it was,
you know, when it peaked back in 1925,
not as organized as it was before, you know, World War II,
and then it just went away as a true organization
in any sense altogether in the early 80s.
So that is the basic history of the KKK.
Now let's hop on out of this timeline.
Good job, soldier.
Made it back.
Barely.
So what is the KKK even fighting for anymore?
Honestly, I don't think they even really know.
You know, they weren't America that never existed.
They want some area in Utopia.
It isn't real.
It's never been real.
I read a great book about the Southern poverty loss and are bringing down the third incarnation of the clan
in the early 80s after the lynching of Michael Donald
and it really explores the lives of the clan members
who killed Michael, you know what they wanted.
The mindset of the KKK and Alabama, the 50, 60, 70s
and 80s, the book is called The Lynching,
the epic courtroom battle that brought down the clan
written by Lawrence Lemur.
It's that book about Morris D's,
I was talking about him earlier.
And yeah, just kind of talks about who these people were.
And basically, there were just people
who wanted to believe that the black man
was the source of all their problems in life.
And why?
Well, I believe it's because it's easier to blame someone else
for your problems than it is to blame yourself
for life not working out like you planned.
And for many of them, it was simpler than that, even.
They were racist because they were just kind of raised
to be racist and so were all their peers.
Violent racism and the wake of a legacy of slavery.
What a shameful and embarrassing part
of the Salis history man.
There's zero rational basis for such anger
towards African Americans.
They didn't want to be brought to America
and slaves in the first place.
And once slavery ends, how do you not step back
and think, oh God, wow, man, that was really fucked up.
Shit, we did. We should bug and base, oh god, wow, that was really fucked up shit we did.
We should bug and base some cookies,
bring it over to our new neighbors,
and start to apologize them now.
But instead, so many just chose anger and hate.
And this is pure conjecture and speculation in my part,
100% unsubstantiated armchair psychology going on here.
But I think I know why.
I think most hateful folks, I think are hateful folks
because they were raised by and around other hateful folks
and because of their parental bond you're born with.
And you know, when you're the child of a hateful fuck,
you still generally love your hateful fuck with parents.
And you don't wanna believe that they're hateful fuck.
You wanna believe that they're a good person,
that they're not hateful, that they're right.
You know, and I think it's psychologically
just easier to go along with it and join them.
Join them and they hate they feel
as a way to kind of feel closer to them and as a way to be able to
still respect them and love them.
As opposed to denouncing everything they believe in and risking completely ostracizing
yourself from your entire family and possibly your entire community.
It's not an easy thing to do, you know, think about that.
Imagine being loved and cared for your whole life by a family who along with all their
friends, irrationally despise a group of people,
and even commit incredibly violent acts against those people.
Do you go along with it in order to fit in,
or do you risk saying goodbye to just kind of everybody
and everything you've ever known,
and just venturing off into a new life completely alone?
Now, I know it's not always that dramatic,
but a lot of times I bet it is.
How many fathers would have completely disowned
their sons or daughters for an interracial marriage
in the Alabama in the 50s?
Wondered about what else contributes to making someone racist led me to a 2010 article
in Psychology Today, and here's what the author Clay A Rutledge PhD, social psychologist
and professor of psychology at North Dakota State University had to say about the factors
that contribute to being racist.
Pre-interesting stuff here.
One self-esteem.
A number of published studies have demonstrated that people sometimes use
prejudicial attitudes and discriminatory behavior to boost their own self-esteem.
When people self-esteem, it feels threatened.
Pregedicial actions such as racism appear to restore a steam at least for some.
Obviously, this is not a socially productive way to gain feelings of self-worth,
but it appears to be a way that some people do it.
I guess that makes sense, psychologically.
You're having a shitty day.
You want to just feel better than somebody.
If you can just somehow rationalize being superior to an entire race of people, then no
matter how fucking shit your life is, you can at least go, yeah, well, at least I'm not
that.
Number two, positive distinctiveness.
Humans are social creatures.
We like being part of a group.
And just as we like to see ourselves in a positive-like self-esteem, we like to perceive
our groups as important or significant.
It's called positive distinctiveness. The problem is that the one way this is done is by looking down on members of other groups.
So if someone is noticeably different in some way, people sometimes hold negative attitudes about that individual because they belong to a different group.
Classic and contemporary research and social psychology supports this idea, as people tend to respond more favorably to others that they share a common group identity.
This identity can be religious, political, social, even racial, as it merely becomes increasingly
diverse in our attitudes about defining groups, become more inclusive, racism should continue
to decrease.
However, at least for some individuals, it seems likely that race is still an important
group, distinction, and this distinction promotes negative attitudes towards people who belong
to other racial groups.
So how do we combat that? Well, I think we do it by joining a better group to feel good about like time suck,
you sons of bitches, hail Nimrod.
Right?
Looking down on people of all races and treats who aren't time suckers.
That's what we do.
And then we encourage all those people to join the suck, you know, and then we can feel great about
them again as well.
Because time suckers come in all shapes and sizes and genders and sexual persuasions
and sexual identities and colors and religions,
pant sizes and fucking sock colors.
Even you Scientology cult members are welcome.
Get in here, get in here, make this your tribe.
It's the best way to reprogram your mind
and get away from the fucking lunatic
teachings of El Ron Hubbard.
Survival is another factor.
Some scholars, I am serious by the way,
by the other stuff, man, make time suck your
tribe, God damn it, do it.
Survival is another factor.
Some scholars have argued that prejudice and racism in particular may be driven in part
by basic survival motives.
Humans evolved as a species that thrives in groups.
Groups compete over scarce resources, or at least historically did, you know, more.
And we do not have to look back at our ancestors very far to see this in practice.
Even today, nations and groups within nations fight over access to limited resources like water,
good land, ports, oil, etc. Classic social psychological research demonstrates that it is very
easy to pit groups against one another if they're competing for a scarce resource, right? Like the
show survivor, you know, if I can people get real worked up about people in the other tribe. So
that's another one.
That's another one.
And finally, meaning people are motivated to perceive life
as meaningful.
How would racism help people gain meaning?
People find meaning by investing in cultural belief systems
or worldviews that give their lives some sense of order
and certainty.
Sadly, some people invest in worldviews that promote racism,
beliefs about racial superiority, that kind of shit.
Now, the good news is a number of people who just
do subscribe to racist worldviews
appear to be decreasing.
However, for those who do have racist worldviews,
when their sense of meaning is threatened
to the world feels uncertain,
they will turn to their worldviews for guidance and support.
And they lose a job or something.
Start freaking out, they're gonna lose the house,
they want someone to blame, and you know,
sometimes it's the Mexicans or sometimes it's,
you know, the black people or Jewish people.
You know, that happens all the time.
Well, hop on instead of some bullshit worldview where you have to preserve your race as part
of God's plan and you have to fight members of other races to keep your race from being destroyed.
How about you accept the truth that we're all members of the human race?
It's only a matter of time.
If the world isn't destroyed before it can happen, they're all going to kind of end up looking
like each other.
We're all going to be part of the same ethnic group eventually if we make it that far.
I think maybe just sign on to that.
Maybe maybe make it your mission to speed it up, you know.
There's a lot of attractive people out there of different races.
You know, do it.
Just stick in to just one, you know, in your dating life or even your marrying life, you know, that's,
you're doing yourself tremendous disservice.
So how about subscribe to that and said, and finally, I think it's important to, you know,
important points to remember with racism that one person or one family or even one neighborhood never represents
an entire race of people, not ever. You know, like if you live next door to a family of,
let's say, for this episode, a family of black people that happen to be a bunch of total
assholes, right? Because assholes come in all colors, you know, and now you think you hate
black people. No, you don't. You hate the Anderson's next door, you know, that's all. They don't
speak for everyone.
You never forget assholes and shit faces come in all shape, sizes, genders, and colors.
And so do amazing people.
I'm not trying to tell you not to hate this episode.
Just hate people who, you know, earned it.
Hate individuals, not groups.
All right, let's get into some updates and preview of next week's show right after today's
Top 5 takeaways.
Number one, the KKK took their costume idea from a movie, their rituals from other
fraternal orders, and their name is just some made up nonsense.
What a perfect origin for a group of idiots whose organization remains devoid of any real
meaning to this day.
Number two, the heyday of the KKK was organized by essentially a costume salesman, William
Joseph Simmons, who saw there was a lot of money to be made by selling ignorant people
selly hats.
Number three, early KKK members rallied behind the beliefs that the black man was a threat
to the white woman when actually the exact opposite was true.
The white man had historically been a threat to the black woman.
Most of you know, early mixed race couples were the result of slave owners raping female slaves,
not vice versa. Nice try assholes. Number four, the white man is an evil and neither is the
southern white man allowing yourself to ignore truth and believe a hateful legacy of lies to make
yourself feel superior, superior, that is evil. So don't fucking do it.
And number five, some new info, black man, a black man says he has accidentally
persuaded about 200 white racists to abandon the KKK simply by befriending them.
Blues musician Darryl Davis has traveled to US for about three decades,
actively seeking out white supremacists as a hobby of his in a new documentary.
Uh, it's gonna be I didn't get the name. Sorry about
that, but his name is Darrell Davis, so you can Google it. The 58-year-old can be seen
sitting down, you know, joking with some cloak members and says, it's a wonderful thing
when you see a light bulb pop on in someone's head or they call you and tell you that they
are quitting. Says this author and lecturer, I never set out to convert anyone in the
clan. I just set out to get an answer to my question. How can you hate me when you don't even know me?
I simply gave them the chance to get to know me and treated them the way I wanted to be treated
How beautiful is that and what a what a good way you know to end today's you know hateful subject on
So that's today's suck. I hope you enjoyed it, time suckers. I hope you keep spreading the suck. Some of you have written in about the time suck app and it is being
built. I'm working on trying to build this time suck community as fast as I can with
all the money I got. And it just can take a while. You know, really hope it's out and
operational sometime in November. And then we'll modify it from there.
Also, surfing, I get back to a lot of you.
I have been extremely busy lately working on some other stuff and working on the time
suck as well.
And just I literally have not had enough hours in the day to get it all done, even with
the help a lot of you find time suckers have been given me.
So I promise it's nothing personal.
I just begin a lot of emails and just literally don't have done a time to get back to them
because they're in depth, they're personal, which I appreciate.
And you know, a quick response, not sufficient.
Next week on the suck, some of you are going to be very happy to hear it's the iceman.
The iceman finally, Richard Kuklincksky, American mob, hitman who was convicted of murdering
five people.
Though he likely killed probably several, several dozen more over a period of 30 years.
He was associated with members of the mob, including the five families in New York City, and apparently for three decades, he would just murder whoever
the fuck they wanted him to murder. And then he would just come home and play husband
and dad like nothing happened. You know, just choke some dude out on Tuesday, host a barbecue
on Saturday. How do people do that? We're going to find out next week. We're at least
find out how he did it. And now let's find out what people have been saying this past
week by looking at some time-soccer updates. Okay, first one, many episodes ago, I talked about flatter theory and those who believed
that NASA has guarded, you know, their guarding the ice wall perimeter of the flat earth.
To keep us from finding out the truth, you know, that we can just walk out in the space.
Well another NASA time-soccer wrote into a surest once again that this is not true.
Time-soccer John Ellis wrote in saying,
even in Master Sheriff's Sucker,
I was listening to the most recent sucka-sode like that.
Well, you briefly mentioned the NASA ice wall guards.
I figured I would give you some information on that.
I'm a protective services officer for NASA.
And while we do have a SWAT team, which is hilarious to me,
we do not have an Arctic defense force.
I could not imagine what it would be like to stand out in the ball shrinking cold every
day guarding an ice wall.
I do, however, know what it is like to direct traffic in the blistering heat for three
hours.
So keep sucking.
Hail, Nimra.
John, love it.
I love the argument that earth believers try and make, that flat earth believers.
On the one side of the flat earth debate is every scientist, every legitimate scientist ever.
On the other is your buddy Tony,
down at the shop who's been kind of thinking about some shit.
Time's like a Ryan Daggett wrote in saying,
hey, Dan, just saw your show at the Irvine Improv's tonight.
And you absolutely killed.
Thank you, Ryan.
Your hands down my favorite comedian.
I just felt really good tonight.
I wanted to share it with you
because you were the man that made it happen. I brought your awesome book from my 15 year old daughter who was disappointed that she
couldn't join me at your show.
I have let her listen to your Don't Wake the Bear City and some podcasts and it brings
me so much joy to laugh together with my daughter.
We don't have tons in common but we both have a very sarcastic sense of humor and connect
with your type of comedy.
When I gave her your book, signed by you. She was so excited. I was so surprised how much she appreciated getting
a book signed by her favorite comedian, made me feel great. Like, we have our love for
your comedy to share together, or that we have, our love for your comedy to share together.
Then my five year old son said, keep on sucking. And it felt like a great family moment that
was just really cool. So thank you for the laughs. the Daggett family. Appreciate your comedy podcasts that truly makes
our lives a little bit better. Thank you so much for many laughs. We'll
see you in Hollywood. Ryan, God damn it. Can't tell you how much joy it
gives me to hear that silly shit I do is bring in some families like
yourself, like your family, you know, closer together. That really,
really does warm my heart, man. Really does. You know, just like I
guess, make it, you know, I guess I make you feel better, man, you
do the same for me when you share stuff like that. So thank you so much for doing that,
and I will see you look forward to seeing that live time suck taping in Hollywood in October.
And finally, an update from a time sucker who wanted his name kept out of this update,
and I will respect that request. He writes in saying, hello, master sucker, mother fucker.
Oh, that warning, what you were about to read will be peppered with grammatical errors and half-form
thoughts.
I'm fine with that.
So, I have to be completely honest.
When you are ramping up to do the transgender episode, I completely lost interest in anything
that has to do with you or time suck.
My first thought was, oh great, another comedian bowing down to the PC bullshit of this country.
Now, it is probably time to mention that I'm a Democrat,
and I'm not a bigot.
One thing I'm sick of is the transgender debate.
In reality, no one should be able to tell anyone
how they should feel or what they can
and cannot do with their own bodies.
The episode was done wonderfully and was very informative.
Thank you for the professionalism of this episode
instead of getting on a soapbox.
Everyone should be comfortable in their body
that they are in and everyone should be able to love
who they love.
Ah, couldn't agree more. My one concern has always been how
to properly treat transgendered individuals in an emergency setting. I'm a paramedic
and a fairly large area that goes from incredibly poor to incredibly affluent and everywhere
in between. I can hear the argument forming in my head when I have a patient that doesn't
let me know that they are trans and I will get in trouble for just assuming. While I'm
sure most transgendered individuals will point out that they are, I do get in trouble for just assuming. Well, I'm sure most transgender individuals will point out that they are,
I do get nervous about pissing the wrong person off
by assuming.
Sometimes with certain complaints
and certain presentations with patients,
it is completely gender specific.
I don't know, I'm just rambling on right now.
I just know people get up in arms about anything
and I'm always one wrong question away
from being filmed and put on blast in the internet
because of my assessment questions.
At least we don't live in North,
at least we don't live in North fucking career, right?
That is a good point. That is a very good point.
They bring it up right there. This unnamed time sucker.
And I will say that to my transgender listeners, I know I have, I think, quite a few now.
Yeah, man, you shouldn't have to put up with any bullshit, absolutely.
But also, I just encourage you to be gentle in your response to people who may assume
the wrong gender, you know, because that's at somebody who's, they're not necessarily
being a dick at all, they may genuinely just not know.
And I know that can be, you know, unintentionally hurtful to you.
Maybe you have some self-esteem stuff there.
It's never good to have somebody
think you're the different gender than you are
because you want to look how you want to look.
But if they genuinely are confused,
just try and keep in mind that maybe they're not being a dick.
Maybe they're not and maybe they're a nice person
like this time sucker who's doing their very best
to make you feel at ease and be a nice person.
Anyway, so that's that.
Any who thank you for inventing the PlayStation 4,
the flashlight, the squatty potty,
Facebook, punk rock, and the pyramids, you bet, man,
you bet, they yep, I knocked all that out.
Keep sucking, hail Nimrod and hail both jangles.
God damn it, yes.
Love always he will not be named.
PS, I want some, PS, I want some of my pit bull,
licking her vagina, stop, burp onto her vagina,
and then continually, and then continue licking her vagina stop burp onto her vagina and then continue
like and then continue licking it that is nothing to do with anything but I figured you would think it was funny
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did I did think that was funny
I have a very visual brain and I have a fucking sense of humor
I would laugh so hard if I saw that it's the burp
It is the burp. They kill I can totally see my dog doing that. Oh my god
My dog burp so hard one time after I her, I let Penny have one of those stupid
Starbucks, Papa Chinos.
I know his ridiculous, I know,
but I can feel some of your eye rolls right now.
It's a dollar together, a little couple whipped cream,
but it makes her so happy.
And she just, she goes after it so furiously.
Like I never seen her try to eat something
like one of those little things with cream.
Like she just goes fucking bananas.
Like she would kill me and her puppy mama, both if she could get to one of those as much
as she loves us.
And one time she just went after it, went after it, went after it, and then did like a
man like, like afterwards, and then went right back to trying to find a few scraps left
in the cup.
Anyway, okay.
Thanks for the thoughts on the transgender issue.
And also I do want to acknowledge that many time suckers have revered
and with stats and legitimate articles stating that the mental health community is not totally
certain how to handle the issue of being transgender.
And that some people believe it's mental health issue.
It should be handled not with hormones or gender reassignment surgery, but with counseling.
And here's what I'd like to say on that, you know, because I think some people complain
that I didn't show enough information on the other side.
I don't think people did.
And that's fine.
But here's why I presented the way I did.
At this point in my life, when something really heavy, like the transgender situation is
up for debate, and there's two sides, two legitimate sides to the issue, both backed up with
studies and research, I like to take the side of compassion and tolerance.
Right?
And like until we know, I just think that's the safe side to be on.
You know, I don't know exactly what it means to be transgender.
If something that should be addressed with medicine or surgery or counseling, I don't know.
I'm not transgender.
What I do know is that some people who identify as being transgender really believe that
a different body or gender identity would make them have a much happier life.
And if it does and it's not hurting anybody else, and they're an adult capable of making
their own decisions, then I am all for for them doing whatever the fuck they need to do to find a little more peace in this crazy world of ours.
Next time suckers, I need a net. We all did.
Well that's it for today Colt. The Curious, having an amazing week. Keep evolving, keep questioning,
keep judging people, but just do it on their actions, not on the color of their skin, and keep on fucking sucking.