Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #320: The Death Of Political Correctness with Ryan Long

Episode Date: May 29, 2020

Thank you so much for tuning in another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode I shout in agreement with Comic Ryan Long about the death of Political Correctness. Thank you so much for... your love and support. I will be live at The Comedy Club in Kanas City June 4th-6th! www.thecomedyclubkc.com/events/39593 Please check out Ryan's awesome youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCzKFvBRI6VT3jYJq6a820nA His podcast: THE BOYSCAST podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-…ng/id1498829489 Please check out all of our platforms: Our Youtube page Youtube.com/SamTripoli Check out all the Tin Foil Hat Full Episode Videos at brokensimulation.com My youtube.com Youtube.com/SamTripoli Youtube.com/samtripolicomedy Patreon: Patreon.com/TinFoilHat Tshirts: TinFoilHattshirts.com Cameo.com www.cameo.com/samtripoli Thank you to our sponsors: Blue Chew: Visit Blue Chew dot com and get your first shipment free when you use promo code tinfoil. Just pay $5 shipping. That’s B-L-U-E-Chew dot com promo code tinfoil. Chew it and do it! Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code TINFOILHAT at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code TINFOILHAT Raycon Earbuds: Now’s the time to get the latest and greatest from Raycon. Get 15-percent off your order at BUY RAYCON dot com slash sam! That’s BUY RAYCON dot com slash sam for 15-percent off Raycon wireless earbuds. BUY RAYCON dot com slash sam. Grubhub: Just for our listeners, if you download the Grubhub app and enter promo code SAMT, you'll get $10 off any order of $15 or more on your delivery. That’s promo code SAM for $10 off any order of $15 or more on your delivery. So download the Grubhub app today and use promo code SAMT to enjoy the restaurants you love, delivered.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tinfoil Hap. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.
Starting point is 00:00:29 That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. And welcome to Tim Follet. And you know who I am. You know I my mind. And welcome to Tim Foll Hat. You know who I am. You know I'm here to do. I'm here to rock. Okay, man. I'll give it to you I that great on that one. You're only getting better brother. I appreciate you. Join me as my partner and crime. The man the myth of legend. Xavier Guerrero, X, G, Kala. Okay, and then also, doing well, dude, doing well.
Starting point is 00:01:11 I don't know what's going on if it's my internet, but they've been fucking with me. I'm on somebody's list, I'm on some fucking lizard person's list, and it is what it is. You know, I got I got the lizard people and then I got the bait of Cucks hating me so that's a that's a bad tag team coming out but it is what it is so. We got to get your new Instagram the temporal ones almost catching up to your shadow ban for sure. Oh too yeah for sure for sure and I'm about to give up on Twitter I'm just about to walk away from it. I'm the the the the the the to the to the to to to th I I I I I I I I I I'm th I th I'm to th I'm to to th I'm to to to to to to to to to to that I'm to to that I'm to that I'm that I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's I'm that's that's that's I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to that's that's that's that's to to to that's that's th. th. th. I th. I'm th. I'm the the. I'm the the t. I'm today. I'm today. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to give up on Twitter. I'm just about to walk away from it. I'm really over it.
Starting point is 00:01:45 It's just so weird. And for Twitter. Well, I mean, dude, we'll get into all that because that's a lot of stuff. I want to talk to you about young man. What am I whip an old fuck? I would have got away with it if it was you pesky kids. every Scooby-Doo cartoon. Joining me on the ones in twos, he is the man that makes the magic happen on broken simulation.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Johnny Woodard, aka Johnny Nice, how are you? I'm good, man. How are you? Johnny, you bring that energy every time, and that's what keeps us going. How excited you are to be here? Smooth energy, my friend. Yeah, what are you slow jamming thing th, yeah, I'm trying to stay level.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Okay. All right. Guys, I'm excited. I am going to be live in Kansas City. Uh, these guys are, Kansas, the comedy club in Kansas City, which are the same guys who run the Tacoma Comedy Club. And the, uh, they've th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, tho, tho, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, that, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. I, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho. tha, tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, and the OKC comedy club. They've been nice not to bring me out to their new Kansas City Club, and the seats are 80,
Starting point is 00:02:51 there's gonna be 80 seats, so I'm finally gonna be able to sell out a comedy club. If you just, if you could cut it by a fourth, I should be able to sell it out. Dude, you get your own table. Yeah, dude, this is the baller status for every baller. Even the person who gets free tickets off of Groupons, a fucking baller in COVID, dog. You know, so, yeah. Have you seen the comedy shows they're doing in the parking lots right now? When my boys was doing a weekend and what that meant was they just had cars in the parking lot that and then when they find a joke's funny they all honk it is sad. Dude I got a whole bunch of shit on that too. He's Ryan Long. I'm gonna bring him in in two seconds.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I just, they, I don't, oh, I also have some big news coming on premium content. You know, I'm gonna be honest with you, man, I just think that it's just a matter of time before Patreon comes for me. So I'm going to be moving a lot of my action over to Rofkin, Rofk-I-N, Rockfin, excuse me, Rockfin, Rofkin, Rock Finn, okay, and you're still gonna be able to get the stuff on Patreon. I don't want to disturb that, but it will go away. So I'm moving everything over there.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I'm gonna start doing that about two weeks, plus you're gonna get an extra show that I'm just figuring out what that's going to be. I'm thinking about doing a call-in show, but we'll figure it out. It'll be more bang for your buck and it's just, you know, they wanted to do a deal with me, so I'm going to do that. New shirts are up at Tim Fall Hat T-shirts. to come. You can get the Joker tat. You can get the Joker tat. And I believe the Joker the Joker the Joker the Joker the Joker the Joker the that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm th. I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that that that that. that that. that that. that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm just just just just just just just just just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm that. I'm that. I that. that. I that. I'm th. I th. I believe the new Rick and Morty's t-shirts are up so you can get those and Xavier Guerrero is modeling our latest in um fucking government siops and you can get a part of it might as well support your local conspiracy theorist and buy one of those off at Tim Paul Hat t-shirts t-shirts.com I once this thing is all done and I'm back to normal. I'm Hat T-Teechers.com.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Once this thing is all done and I'm back to normal, I'm going to make a one-stop shop website. I just been burned so many times that I'm just gun shy on getting a new one. But that's that. So guys, go see me in Kansas City. Go check out the Patreon. Get ready for the new, whatever the, what did I say they were called?
Starting point is 00:05:28 Rough, not rough, Rock, Finn. And then yeah, check out the t-shirt. Joining me, I'm super excited to have him on. He's, I, dude, I love on comedy, is smart and truthful and they just hit you. His comedy, his videos are so funny you don't even know if they're if they're real or fake and that's kind of shit I like. And I want to get into that. I'll get into what he's doing. I'm really excited. I'm please welcome straight out of Canada. Everybody. Ryan! Long. There we go. Oh no, I got froze up on the intro.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Did we just, there we go. I thought it was the Lizards again. Yeah, I'm shot. My name's getting a shout of China style. Good man. I'm in New York. I live in New York now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:20 But I am originally from the six So now I'm in New York doing the New York COVID You know it's so interesting is like You know who really got fucked by 9-11 Canadian comics so when they shut down the border to keep out terrorists they just kept out all these wonderful clean writing funny comics. Yeah, they made it hard to come here. It's unbelievable. Yeah, Jason Rouse moves freely. I don't understand it. You know, I think he had to be more, but he's my boy, yeah. No, he doesn't move freely.
Starting point is 00:06:55 He has to be, he has to be in the states for at least eight months. If not, they'll take away his residency. I thought, no, I think Jason Rous think think think think think think his residency. I thought no I think Jason Rouse has a green card which is what I have so you have that for 10 years I think that what happens is oh you it's it's that you have to be there once every eight months it's like yeah something like that if you're out of the country for eight months and then they take it away and then if you go to Canada every six months you can keep your health care so if you play it you play you play you play you play the the th th th th I th. to play the to play the to play the to play the to play the the to play the the to play the the to play. the the the the the to play. the the to play. the to the the to play. to play. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to the the the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the te. the the. the. play it just right you can get the best of both worlds. I mean everybody's worried about XG's cousins coming from somewhere deep in Mexico we got fucking white Canadians taking all the good jobs in Hollywood the writing gigs and they're doing all the sitcom acting because like like they're super white in Canada. Canada is like super like when
Starting point is 00:07:44 you think white people that's Canada and I mean that in a loving're super white in Canada. Canada is like super like when you think white people that's Canada. And I mean that in a loving way not in a negative right. I mean I'm from Toronto which is which is a majority minority but every you know you go the problem is it's that's what the it's about 85% white the rest of the world but Toronto which is like six millions about 3 million white three million million, you know, grab that. I love Toronto. It is, if it wasn't cold, I would figure out a way to live there. The biggest problem with Toronto, and that is the, like, I always say Toronto is like San Francisco just with fuckable people. You know what I'm saying?
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Starting point is 00:08:56 white comics understand black people more so I find like that's one the perspective you come here where it's like you feel like that that that that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th I I I th I th I th. th. th. th. th. th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the racist country I love here I love that take because that's a great great point To get into real quick I just want to me can we stop for a second I don't have video for any of you guys It dropped out when we had that connection issue? Okay, so what do you want to do? Well, I don't I'm cooking with gas right? I'm gonna put you on the waiting room to wait to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to the the to the to to to the to to to the to to the the the to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the the to the the the the the the the the to the the touch tto try? tto try? try? try? try? try? try. try. try. try. try. tell? try. try. t you on the waiting room real quick and then bring you back in. You're gonna make me wait on my own fucking show, dude. By the way, just a side note, I just recorded this as well just in case so I can send that to. Okay, cool. Yeah, I may need it. I'm gonna- Shit, Ryan. No, you well, it tells you that I'm recording. I always just do it because the shit. It the shit. It the shit. It the shit. It the shit. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just, it. It's, it. to. to just, it. to just, it. the shit. to just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, it. Just, it. Just, it. Just, it. Just, it. Just, it. Just, it. Just, it. Just a shit. Just a shit. Just a shit, it. the shit, it's a shit, just a shit, just a shit, just a shit, just a shit, a shit, just a shit, just a shit. Just a shit. the shit, just, just, just, just, it's just, it. Justthe amount of times, you know, someone will be like, oh, exactly what just happened there and then I'll be like, hey, I'll send you a file. My babies cry, but don't work. Just a second. I'm going to put you in. That sounds like something that NSA would say.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Ha ha ha ha. You don't put him in the waiting room, that's what you're in the waiting room, broo. No, you are now. Oh, no. No, no, there it is. It finally came up. Okay, good, good. All right, that worked. All right, that worked. Okay, we're good again. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah, just pick up where you left off. We're still recording. All right. What was I getting? Okay. Ryan, before we get into everything, I want to tell our listeners about your websites, your YouTube and your podcast, because it's really great shit, man. Thanks, man.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Yeah, I appreciate it. So yeah, I got a, I release a video every Monday. So before I came to America, I've had some TV shows in a bunch of digital series on like CBC and a bunch of other places. And when I moved to America, so I started building my YouTube channel. I release a video every Monday, and then a video every Monday, and then a podcast every Friday, which is the boys. The first podcast is for the boys, if you want to check that out. And I love that, dude.
Starting point is 00:11:12 I fucking love that. A podcast just for guys. Yeah. I think it's great. If not just the piss chicks off. Because they just don't, I mean it's unbelievable. Liza Slessinger's being sued right now because some gay guy wanted to go to her show
Starting point is 00:11:29 and she's like, chicks only like in 2020. It's out of control. Why had a joke where I say they're 72 genders now, which means the met or better than 71 genders, boys, boys. So people used to get so mad. And then, because I always say the things, th is th is thing is the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. theeeean, thean, to, to, thi, theeeea. theeeeeeea. theeee. the. the used to get so mad and then I because I always say the thing is girls always go Okay, you have to have girls come to your party like and then you go all right fine you can come to your today? then you go all right fine you can come and then as soon as they get there they're like also. that's the best.
Starting point is 00:11:52 that's all right. We've talked for two minutes and then you're already my favorite guest ever. Listen, because for me dude, it's like, hey, let us in and then we get in and then it's like, you got to change everything. Yeah, yeah, no language like that. It's like this is why we didn't want you there. Yeah, yeah, I totally get it man. But they did that in a lot of culture. And I would never, and I would never. And I. And I. And I. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. And I would never. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. that. th. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. th. th. th. th man. I would never ever be like let me in and then get in and be like by the way do everything I would never I just I mean like that's the whole difference between the civil rights move it then and the civil rights move it now like back in the day when they were facing some real shit right I mean real institutional race of now now it is going on today and we're going to get into that, right? But the back of the day, it was about a simulate, join in. Now it's about let me in and then let me get all the attention.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Well, this is, I mean, even you can move it from race, like just that whole progressive movement in general. It's like, theymeau, like, if you go, to, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, th. thin, thin, thin, th. th. th. thi, thi, thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th, th, th, th, th, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the the tha. tha. what exactly do you guys want? And they're like, I don't like, you know, trans stuff and we want to be able to breastfeed, like just, you don't know, what are you asking for? It's like, what do you? She's like, I don't know, I we should just break up. How about that? That's so unclear what they're asking for. Because before it was like, we want this, we want the vote, we want this. I mean right now there is a little bit clear where it's like, you know, we want these fucking cops to be fired.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Well, I think that's getting a lot of back on this narrative that we have an out of, listen, their institutional racism is 100% real, okay? 100% real, but here's where this group of people gets nowhere in their argument, and I don't even know if they want to get anywhere to be honest with you. I don't know if they just don't want to hear they just want to hear themselves. No, they just want to be constantly mad and appalled. Yeah, but here's the thing. When you sit there and you go white people are doing this, you are pointing fingers at people who are completely powerless. And like poor white trash has nothing to do with the power establishment in this country. And you get way more shit done. If you started bringing them into what you're trying to do,
Starting point is 00:14:39 because poor white trash and the black community have a lot in common. What they did with them with the crack epidemic has been done to the lower class and middle class whites since 9-11, okay? They've been flooding the poor suburbs and the poor neighborhoods of white people with drugs, locking up parents, and now you got the white family unit being destroyed. And it wasn't right when it was done to the black community. Okay, so you got more in common than they don't. And what we're talking about here in the last four years is the average of 230 people
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Starting point is 00:15:47 affixiation in the United States than by this. And the issue isn't that it's not important. You're going, why is this statistical number of less than 1% showing up all the time on the news. And why aren't cops killing white people on the news? Why? It's the same reason why when a white girl goes missing, the news goes crazy with it? When a black girl goes missing, you don't hear anything about it. I always talk about this with the exactly what you're saying, where it's like so obvious the ones they push. Like, you know when girls would be like, you don't know what it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, the the the the the the th, th, th, the th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, the cops, th, the cops, th, the cops, th, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, the cops, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their th it. I always talk about this with the exactly what you're saying where it's like so obvious the ones they push like you know
Starting point is 00:16:26 when girls would be like you don't know what's like to walk alone at night and feel unsafe and you're like what you talk you think guys don't feel unsafe walking alone at night they're actually way more like ask every guys get the shit kicked out of them after some they're not even allowed to say that so it's this they they they the selective what gets pushed and what it doesn't yeah and I'm watching this the statistic you pulled up Sam there's others and unknown do you ever watch others or unknown get shot on TV yeah I mean it's just a true and it's never black on black cops shooting black people just to play like the quick devil's at the only there is something with these police like the police force where it's just so hard to
Starting point is 00:17:09 fucking fire people from these jobs it's like and that is the problem with these a lot of these you know public service. This guy's killed a bunch of people. It's like they can't fucking fire these guys so thi like in any normal job you would have known this guy was a piece of shit eight years ago and you would have you know. Listen dude, the ability not to get fired is the worst thing that happens to any industry. Exactly. What it is, whether it's law enforcement, teaching a professional sports, the minute you know your job is fine, you just, there's a percentage of people stop killing stop caring now this cop that's involved okay they've they this the mime was put out and it lists all the murders this guy's associated with and every single
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Starting point is 00:18:28 Four hits he'd put out. I wouldn't doubt, man, we had rampart killing people all the time for fucking, for the elites. Why wouldn't this guy be any different? Do you see that guy's house? Yeah, all those cops sitting outside of it? Like 50 cops outside protecting this guy's house. I mean at the end of day what are you gonna do? You have to let the law do the thing but it's still crazy how there's 50 cops is standing outside his house protecting them. I'm asking them don't do this. People outside yelling you're protecting a killer, you're protecting a killer and I'm like well, what are they? Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. they they they they they they they they they they they're exactly. they're exactly. they're exactly. they're exactly. they're exactly. the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. It's they. It's their their their their are you? That's exactly what you're trying to do. No, it's, it's in, listen, man.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I mean, they have protection, you know, pedophiles are in jail right now. They don't just let everyone come kill them. Exactly. Well, they should. I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, guarantee you somebody's wrongly convicted in there. Okay, Johnny, point Johnny. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Thank you. Now, you've used your words for the show. Yeah. I'd like to go back to like the whole part of your, your, why I love about your videos is because for the last four months, I've been being told by these blue, the blue, the blue, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, months, I've been being told by these blue check retards, okay? About, listen to the government, do what the cops tell you to do, because lives are at risk. And in a heartbeat, these same people just flipped and we're like,
Starting point is 00:19:59 cops are killing people. It's so disgusting. It's like, it's just the mental gymnastics, these pieces of shit, have to do to be able to sleep at night, knowing that they're, they just have, they just knowing they have the opposite opinion of Donald Trump. That's all they need to know. That's really all they need to know. An ice cube who like is hilarious that we have ice cube lecturing anybody about how we should be handling civil right. This guy is like profited off of being part of the SIOP that is that basically got the black community into the gangbang culture. In so the dog supporting the Me Too thing. He says he was literally a pimp.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Just an actual bimp. Straight up. It's just unbelievable. It's just unbelievable. I don't even know if I Too thing. He says he was literally a pimp. Just an actual bimp. Straight up. It's just unbelievable. And I don't even know if I believe that. Because his parents were like, I like, dude, he came from a two parent household. One was a teacher, one was a bus driver, okay? And he's just great with like rhymes. And he just was part of this group. And don't get me wrong. I love N.W. Way. I listen. I listen. I listen. I listen. the their. I listen. their. I listen. their. I their. I their. I their. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just, it's just. It's just. It's just just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It. It. It. It. It's just. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It's. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It's just. It. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just just just just just just just just just part of this group and don't get me wrong. I love NWA, I listen to it, but they are part of this movement that is sold, fucking, hanging and banging. What's the hypocrisy this issue? You know, it's like anything, it's like the hypocrisy's issue. That's why these people that were mad that woman in the park called the cops on the black guy, they're like, can't th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and he just just just thi, and he thi, and he they's they's they's, and he they's, and he they's, and he they's, they's, they's, they's, they they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, that, that, that, that, thin, that, that, they're they're thin, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're that called the cops on the black guy. They're like, can you believe this Karen? She called the cops. She's like, anyways, let's get back to business.
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Starting point is 00:21:56 can say. I've seen that. I'm not even that old. I've seen it switch. Like completely. Dude, I have a friend of mine who does porn. You could find her like blowing black guys through glory holes on the internet and she's telling everybody about how we need a vaccine. Like, I mean, I don't know what's more punk rock than a comic who did porn. And that says, fuck you establishment. And then you're just telling me, I got to listen to these people? Oh yeah, you got to them. They got to them their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. They're listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen their their their. They got their. I to to their. I got to to to their. I got to to to to their. I got to their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I to. I'm. I'm to. I'm to. I'm t. I'm t. I'm tell. I'm tell. tell. tell. tell. t. tell. tell. tell. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. gotta tell you how to vote. And how about what happened to no straws? Everywhere you go now is plastic cups, plastic everything. We went to, I went to a restaurant and they gave all this individual salsa. I live with these people. I
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Starting point is 00:23:45 they shut the fuck up and they run the other way. If you want to make a rule, it's got to apply to everybody. Stick to your own fucking code. Yeah, stick to your own fucking code, which is, I think which is why satire is the because you kind of, when you're doing satire, you know, you really get to the their their Like even when I was saying, there's no, in my video that I just did is, there's no such thing as gender except unless we're talking about something women are better at. Because though, though, literally non-ironically post a thing being like, there's no such thing as gender, like these things, the next one will be like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, women, women, women, like, like, women, like, women, like, women, women, like, women, like, women, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there, there, there, there.? Yeah, yeah, and all I know, dude, is like, these chicks have been yelping at us, blah, blah, women are better, and then a couple trans come in there and just dominate your sports.
Starting point is 00:24:35 They go straight to Michael Jordan, and you can't do anything about it, because you know what you gotta do? Call him the meany guys to fucking handle the situation. Yeah, just hear and why all your records get fucking fugazied, okay? And when you're ready, give us a call, okay? Until then, enjoy fucking getting forth every fucking time. It's unbelievable, dude. It is- Yeah, white chicks are getting killed right now in the media. They had their moment and then now the world was kind of like, you guys are bad too and they're like, ah, fuck, we were, we were the, white chicks got to be the good guys for a second. They got to yell and scream at everyone now. They're getting turned on.
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Starting point is 00:25:41 So when white women tried to do this like, oh, we're not part of that. We're not, we're not part of it. Because that was a PSYOP too, because the news, the media, and everybody who owns the media, they need white women's dollars. They need their purchasing power. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:00 If they destroyed white women in the news, that white women would stop watching the news, and then wouldn't buy any of their products associated with that news. So they had to come up with a way to be able to kind of like break white women from white men. And that's how they made this magical thing called 70 cents on a dollar. They were like, the government's your new dad. That's what they wanted.
Starting point is 00:26:26 It's unbelievable. And and it's funny thing about that statistic, it literally says that women have more career choices than guys. Yeah. It really does because what's saying is like you, you don't want to move for a gig, you don't want to do this. You want to stay home. I'd love to stay home. I'd love it. I'd love it. Well, I am kind of saying it. Yeah, I'm not loving it right now. But yeah, I get your point. By the way, I'm doing this with my girl in the room, full known as Susan's done, I'm going to get lit the the th..... th. th. th. th. to to to to get th. to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay. I to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay th. I th. I thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thus. I thus, thus, thus, thus, thus. I thus. thooooooooooooooom. I thoooooooom. I the. I'm tooooooooooooom. I to get lit the fuck up. Yeah, I love when that happens. I'm living dangerously for you guys, okay? I'm laying my hopes and dreams out for you cats. You know what the, and they kind of convinced, you know, they've convinced the white chicks to be on, you know, to be the face of the movement or whatever.
Starting point is 00:27:20 And the problem is this movement, the whole thing was the gist that like anything you make needs to be propaganda for something. The way that the church was like, when you, you know, you need to make something, it's got to be propaganda for Jesus. And you're like, well, that's not art anymore. Like, I'm not being a soldier. Like, I'm not a fucking soldier for your movement. So they go, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. the, you. the, when, when, when, when, you. the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. to, you. to, you, you. to, you. to, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, to, to. to and they go, this guy's not being a soldier, yeah, like that's what the church did. They go, this person, they weren't making the thing that Jesus said they're representing it. So it's like, dude, I'm not part of your fucking thing. Don't tell me how to make your own thing. to tell me what I could do, what I could, how I'm not doing wrong. They don't make anything. They don't make anything anything anything anything anything they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they don't, they don't, they don't, they, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they in Hollywood, make it about slavery, right? That green like that, unless it's about how Africans sold Africans, then that shit gets shut
Starting point is 00:28:10 down real quick. Okay, because nobody wants, there's never been a story about hunting down Africans. It wasn't. It was tribes at loss, got sold. And I'm not condoning it. But that's a big part of story nobody wants to talk about because it's not politically correct and it doesn't add to the brainwashing that keeps us from fighting each other. It's honestly impossible to figure out who to listen to now because you go to these news
Starting point is 00:28:37 like literally when I was in Toronto, like they have the New York Times we have the Toronto Star which just these papers are all going under and the one, their stories will just be, the big story was recently, I mean if you want to talk about the race stuff, was they're like, the park is full with white people. Have you seen this one? It's like Sean Kane, all these people like white. And in their photo, it was like a black guy, brown guy, like all these different people, and they're like white people at the parking, you're like, your own photo! It's like pretty 50-50. It's like they're not even trying. So you're like, how, and then if they tell me what I need to do for COVID, I'm like, how am I supposed to listen to these people? You're, I gotta be retarded to not think you're lying. It's. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, to. It's like, to. It's like, to. It's like, to. It's like, to. It's like, they're, they're, they're, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, fired from Vice? Yeah, it was a problem, yeah. You got fired from Vice, how long ago? No, no, my newest video. So there was this woman, she's, you know, she got fired,
Starting point is 00:29:33 Vice fired like 200 people. And I got some pretty funny stories about Vice, because when they came to Canada, I went to Vice and they go, we're making content that you can't make in a board room, and we were in a board room having that conversation. That's so great, so funny. They went in a- Dude, and then- I know. It's just like everything, it's just like everything that starts outlaw,
Starting point is 00:29:55 as soon as it makes money, the fucking nerds come in and completely change it. They fucking bowed the need of 21 year old girl opinions and that was what happened. Yeah, 100% 100% you can see that in the journalists. I mean just look at how the demographics, let's say of the journalists have changed, you know, and so too have the opinions. Because it used to just be these kind of party guys would go, you know, I mean they were journalists, no gonna be wrong, but they would go. MTV like not.. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, the. It's. It's, their. It's, their. It. It. It. It. It's, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. guy, you know. Yeah, yeah, those guys. And now it's really, you know, professional.
Starting point is 00:30:27 It's just like, it's just like, the worst thing is that these kids are all trust fun kids. So it's like, you're railing, like, that their dad set up and fucking did. It's just, yeah. It's like, there's nothing more fucking hilarious than a fucking trust fun kid talking about poor white people are the problem in America. Yeah and then there's even worse ones. Like the girl that got, you know, the 200 people got fired and they're complaining. It's like, you know, there's all that stuff that you're talking about where it's like here we're like, you know, we're fucking soldiers for this narrative and we don't care what the information is, we have the point and we'll make the information fit it.
Starting point is 00:31:05 But worse, they're like, ten ways to cut off your own dick. Like, some of the articles are just so fucking bonkers. There's literally it goes, why didn't say you were cutting out right there one. It said that the article goes, it was the guide to cut off your dick and it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, like, like, like, like, men are like straight guys just realize they don't need a dick and then there was another one being like well why we put too much pressure on having erections when actually most sex doesn't need an erection or whatever and it's like and it's called boners where you can't get it up a non-normative erection. So she got fired and she's posting like, you you believe they fired me after I did this work? So I made a video being like, I can't believe they fired me after years of me making, you
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Starting point is 00:32:35 Do you think any part of the, the new, the articles now, and then like the, in the mainstream publications, one of their big articles that they keep publishing is like, COVID's bad for cona. Like, they, or they, or, or, or, the, the, or, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, feelings, feelings, feelings, feelings, feelings, feelings, the, feelings, the, the, the, the, feelings, the, the, the, the, the, feelings, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, fea, feeling, fea, feeling, feeling, the, the, the, fea, feeling, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the mainstream publications, one of their big articles that they keep publishing is like COVID's bad for Corona. Like they, or they, or sorry, COVID's bad for homeless people. And they'll be like, they'll be like, they'll be like, they'll be like, a profile and like a homeless, and you're like, I mean, I don't know, dude pick another. They spin a wheel. Yeah, they do. They do. They just have they have a event and they have a demographic. Yeah. Put it together and the goal is who can out retard each other? Yeah. Yeah. We should just find our next show. Yeah, we should do that. We should just make up be like fake reporters and just see how hard we can go in the paint with our fake stories. They said COVID's bad for
Starting point is 00:33:32 women and then the whole article was just that this like nurse that's a woman she's like I had to work like 11 hours and I'm tired. Like just of the story was just like, she's tired. So, who best thoughts, why do I have to hear about this? Why is this in the paper? Why is it in a fucking New York Times that have chicks, a girl's tired? Well, you know, it's like, I think it's very interesting. I love to hear your opinion on this, Ryan, that we see some used as propaganda like their name resonates enough that someone might take it serious Like Yahoo! Longest time is like it's been like this dead brand. It's just like to the point where
Starting point is 00:34:15 You're coming back. You wonder if they have mental illness right and now all of a sudden... Bing that real quick. Real quick. And now all of a sudden these obvious bullshit propaganda stories were coming out through Yahoo. And my opinion is, is that they're losing so much money on these brands that they're trying to keep a float. Yeah. NBC, all this shit, that they decide they can't put the retard shit out on those anymore because no brands that people haven't heard from forever. It's like wait for Friendster to come out. I mean, they're hiring these, they're hiring these people so they're like, listen, we've given this person 50 grand a year,
Starting point is 00:35:03 we've got to put their articles out somewhere. Our department's already bleeding 40% of revenue a year. You know what, you know what I always, it's with when you talk about the re-dirt shit, it's basically, me and my friend Daniel always say that it's kind of like, all these networks basically went to everyone and you know all normal people and their their their their their their the go this is what you like now and they go no it's not yeah yeah so no one's reading it no one wants to watch this shit so yeah they but they're like oh we got to put it somewhere so yeah maybe that's what the thing is like you know who dropped the ball we used to say let's Skype that hey let's Skype hey they lost the boss right done done done about like Tivo had the brand we to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the the to the the to the to the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the they. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the boss is doing so hard. Done. What about like TiVo? Tivo had the brand. We used to say,
Starting point is 00:35:47 hey I'm a TiVo that. That brand is just, someone came and just drank their milkshake, man. They're like, I've seen it. I mean, I've worked in lots of television companies and I know, I've seen it firsthand how it happens where there would be literally, you know, one show will be killing it and one show won't and they're like, we gotta push this other thing and you're like, but the numbers are terrible and they're in the, so they're in these meetings and they decide what their mandate is, right? And they go, cross the board. Yeah, so they go, even like, even like the last station I was working, they're going to do, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, clothing company, I mean like, we're gonna make green shirts this year. It's like, well, do they do better? It's like, no, we just decided, we all talked about it and we think green shirts are what we should make.
Starting point is 00:36:30 And you're like, based on what? What are that? Like, how is this how is this even a conversation like that? So it's you can watch it. Like what's yeah, it's just like stop having people that have lived no life experience telling everybody how we should experience life. I'm over it. I'm over it. Can I can you guys hear me? I can hear you but you're a little frozen. I'm just over it, dude. I'm over it. Yeah, I mean, welcome.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Welcome to, they know where I live. For sure, dude. We are, we're living in an interesting time. I've always said the stand-up comedy is so much like. You sound like a robot, bro. Yeah, we might want to what's going on I just let it oh oh there's nobody else using like here for a couple minutes nobody's using watching video or anything in your place right Sam I gave up on life oh there we got you okay back I you just came back at I you tod back at I gave up on life by the way. That's okay. Perfect. Perfect. This is the best.
Starting point is 00:37:54 So I don't know how much of that we got. Okay, I'm gonna start over from the beginning. Hi, welcome Tim Fall. I think it was right before you started talking about the 20 year old girl opinions that are listening to that was kind of right when you got it. Yeah, yeah. Female hackers out there. Well, my favorite thing, yeah, it's so fine. I love Bill Burrs bit about how like you never see feminist crying about how, but there's not enough female roofers, right?
Starting point is 00:38:23 Like, where's that fucking March they just want to get juiced into the good shit yeah they were like what it's kind of like before they left it all the time and then now they're like you never heard people say I won't even start companies I'm gonna do this but then now they're like I want to be a CEO yeah yeah sounds good yeah very convenient they really wanted the jobs once once they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they they to they to to they they to they they to they to to to to to to th th th to to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they're to to they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the to the the tho the the the the the convenient that they really wanted the jobs once they started being awesome. Well here's all things, it's like, it's um, it's basically like if you look at the WNBA, like these, I don't. Good point, good point. Let's say in fantasy land, let's say one of the realms that we live in, there's 15 of them, possibly more, one of them, the WMBA just dominates. It just dominates, right. And, right. And, right. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, um, um, um, and, um, um, um, and, um, and, um, and, and, um, and, the, the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, um, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, they, um, they, they, they, um, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, live in, there's 15 of them, possibly more. One of them, the WMBA just dominates. It just dominates, right? And what's amazing is like if you notice how the WNBA is shot, it's always shot down. So you can't see that there's no one past road 10. Right? Totally, yeah. Oh, I thought they wanted me to look at their tip. No, no, dude, that's called. That's, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's th, th, th, th, th, th, it's th, it's th, it's their their their their their their their their th's their their th. It's just do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do their thi thi thi th. It's th. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. It's the, the, the. It's just do the. It's the. It's just do-e. It's just do-e. It's the. It's just do-oomoome. It's tho. It's the. It, I thought they wanted me to look at their tip. No, no, dude, that's called, oh, that's called. I forget, it's handball. I think it's called in Australia, where they have your chicks playing mini skirts, it's fucking great.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Because they get it. They fucking get it. Okay. And it does, when we're trashing it, it it, it makes it seem like, you know, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, I. It's a. It's a th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's a, it's a makes it seem like, you know, listen, I don't give a fuck. Like, I'm not, you know, anti, I'm like the most, you know, I'm just kind of saying like, dude's rock. I don't care the fucking, I'm not really trashing women or whatever, but it's like, when you have, it's like, it's like, you don't care, we can kind of, whatever, maybe you have a better deal, maybe you don't, who cares? But you're forcing me to now make this evaluations. So let's put the fucking cards on the table, sister. Let's have our annual fucking performance. Can we thinne. th i performance, the performance, the performance, th is, th is, th is, their, th is, their, th. I, thin, their, th. I, th. I, thin, th. I, th. I, thin, th. I, thoompick, tho, that, that, that, that, that, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, thathea, thathea, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Maybe, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to do that. Listen, and here's the whole thing, dude. Women are great.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I like we, we kind of get lost in the squeaky wheel, where the squeaky wheel ends up being the person who represents the group. They hate women. Yeah, girls that like women are like girl power, dudes are fucking tauards. But she's not like actually we are dudes. You know, yeah, girl Bowership rules. It's like it's just, but the thing about the WNBAs is it's not that I don't think women can, I can't watch women's, but I actually love
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Starting point is 00:41:52 People always say, oh it's not, you know, women always go, well I know I could never play the NBA. I go, and it's not because you're a woman, it's because you're not one of the 430 greatest basketball players on the planet. That's not the greatest men on the planet playing in the NBA. And th. And th. And th. And the the the th. And it is, the the the th. And it is, the the the th. And it is, the the the th. It is the th is the th. It is th is th. It's thi. It's most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most, th. It's th. It is is is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. I is the the the th. I is the the th. I is the the 30 greatest basketball players on the planet. That's not the greatest men on the planet playing in the NBA. That is the greatest players, both men and women. There also is a specific thing with the basketball thing. Like if you look at tennis and places, like obviously the ones where it's one-on-one, the girls do better. And one of the reasons for that is a, those sports, everyone's not thug. Like if you look look the the the the the th th the th tho tho tho the tho thi their their their thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that-a. tho tho tho thin. that. thate. the. theate. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. the greatest. the greatest. th. th. the greatest. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. the. the reasons for that is, A, those sports, everyone's not huge. Like if you look at football, no one's going to care about women's football, no one's going to care about women's, because if you look at a normal guy is let's say 180 pounds, a normal football player is 350 pounds. If you look at normal guy is three hundred and 50, the, the normal players don't have freaks of nature the same way either, right?
Starting point is 00:42:47 So even if you look at the most of the sports where the women actually kind of, where the men look a little bit more like what those athletes look like, it's just your average guy. Those women sports actually do better. But there's no fucking seven feet tall women. The greatest female sport on the planet is pornography. Okay, don't at me. Don't at me. It's the same physical peak as pro-athletes. The long shot.
Starting point is 00:43:13 That's the event that I participate in. Yeah. Right. It's it's it's crazy. And it's just we live an interesting time. It should be the best time to be alive. But we have this thing going down on everybody. What's your take on COVID and all that?
Starting point is 00:43:31 I love that nobody by the way is talking about COVID right now. Yeah, that is over. Everybody's talking about this situation in Minneapolis, which is just interesting as shit. And I know if you saw the videos everybody Yeah, where's the stay home people now? Oh, dude, that's I mean just flip flopping just What happened and they can't make up their mind? I've heard some of these people saying they want to close the borders up? It's like, I don't know what's It's just unbelievable, but you know, you once again, they're consistent on being bitches.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Procators showing up. And for whatever reason, dude, they do these at these black-like matters of, it's all Asian provocateurs, okay? I don't know why they don't do that white, at these like, open up rallies, okay? Which is a lot more diverse than everybody in the video. What? Explain the video or if you haven't seen it. So basically, there's this, it's either AutoZone or a pep boys.
Starting point is 00:44:33 So this guy in an umbrella, which is the most white privilege shit I've ever heard. I've never heard of anybody riding with an umbrella, okay? This guy's riding with umbrella, which most likely has to do with drone picks, probably covering up his space. And you just, he's got a little hammer and he's just breaking the windows and then he walks up and all these people are like, dude, what the, who the fuck are you? And it's very quickly comes out to this guy's a cop. He's either a cop or he's most likely FBI. They do this shit all the time. They had, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thr-a, the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thr. thr. to ty. tod today, thr. thi. the the thr. the thr. thi. thi. thi. or he's most likely FBI. They do this shit all the time. They had a, what was that Wall Street movement that they had? Occupy Wall Street? Same shit happened there. Yeah, it becomes a fun party. Yeah, right? Every fucking time. Every time. Yeah, you want to know a funny one that I just heard was the, there's a big, they were protesting against the treatment of Africans in China and then a bunch of like African dudes held a protest
Starting point is 00:45:31 I think it was in New York and they did it outside of a Chinese food restaurant just because they're like I guess we'll just protest this Chinese food restaurant. I just love the idea of like protesting Italy outside of like a pizza pizza. It's so funny, dude. It's like it's so funny. It's like, Steve Burns joke. It's like in China, Chinese food is just called food. You know what I'm saying? They're just like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's so funny because you'd always say
Starting point is 00:45:58 you know, if you go to make, like, if I called XG a fucking, like, a, uh, Nicaraguan, he'd lose his fucking skull. They, oh yeah. Yeah. He like, they hate, what, right? Let me speak for your people, actually, please shut up. I'm speaking for your people. Um, it's like they, you know, you're El Salvadorians, and Mexicans hate El Salvadorians, they, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, like they, you know, you're El Salvador, Mexicans hate El Salvadorians, dude. They have like a wall outside on the edge of Mexico, so El Salvadorians can't just come in, dude.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Nobody ever talks about that. So the point of that... Everyone hates everyone. They keep... And then at the same time, everyone kind of gets along better than they would think, too. Like, you know, that's one thi thi thi thi thi. thi. that's kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, thi. thi. th. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to secrets that no one wants to admit that like people actually kind of get along decently when fucking everyone's not telling them who to hate. Oh for sure, but it's like even look at Latinos, who are the different ethnic groups in the Latins and how do they get along XG? It's kind of fucking right? I think you have essays and then
Starting point is 00:47:03 No, so um, basically it's fucked up because everyone here just calls everyone else Mexican even though if you're for Colombia Nicaragua so it sucks to be them, but if I get called anything but Mexican I kind of do get offended. I don't even like being called a Latino because I want to see what I am. That's kind of like being called white and you're like, oh, he's from the UK. What would you say? No, I'm American. You can be why. I can be Latino, but I'm still want to be Mexican. I'm a reminder of Mexican. If anyone said, oh, he's white, he might be from the UK. That would be like, no, I'm an American.
Starting point is 00:47:35 It's the same thing's what our that's why black people are a little different where I'm from and that's changed lately because there's almost like a bit of like appropriating the American experience from everyone. But what but the gist is like it's kind of exactly what you said like if you're a black guy it's like my one of my best friends is black. Like my family's very like multiculturalist. So I have black cousins. That's what a racist would say by the way. Yeah, I'm right. A racist would say I'm like, well, I'm not using that to say I'm not racist. I'm using that to say that like what.
Starting point is 00:48:13 So basically they would be like my best. He's Jamaican. than he does with like black shit. And now, you know, it's obviously intertwined, but in America, you actually have black people that have like a real, there's an actual American black guy as a thing, right? So in Canada, there's like Africans and Jamaicans. They're very like different. Whereas in America, unless they immigrated here recently, they're all similar because they've been here for but if you you know Latin's Asians Asian so like Koreans don't like being called Japanese
Starting point is 00:48:49 Japanese don't like being called Chinese they hate it when I do that right right? Right Asians are stoked right now but he's off them like it's back on black people. Yeah, well new listen Asians want some of that that like that oppression that the credit that they want it so badly they want it so badly they're just trying so so they're just they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to so to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to try. try. to that like that oppression that the credit They want it so badly they're just trying so hard to get on that train And it's like you have too many doctors you have too many two parent households and you have fucking too much fucking standard of living to and guess what you got little dicks and you can't drive and apparently your mom sound funny on answer machine messages. That's all I know. I'm watching up Asian comedies. You know, those are the classics. Nobody shifts on Asians more than Asians. Okay? But my point being with this is that that's a big problem in America is that everybody looks at white people as one whole group. Right? Right. Like we're all. I look them as Jews. I, I look them as Jews. I. I, them. I, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, I, them, I, them, I, them, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I'm the their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the their, I their, I their their their their their their their th th th th- I know, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching, I know, I'm watching, I their their their their their their their their their their the big problem in America is that everybody looks at white people as one whole group.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Right. Right? Like we're all... I look them as Jews and then the rest of us, but... Yeah, there you go. Right? I mean, it's just crazy, dude. It's like, man, I say, go to Detroit, to upstate New York. Go to the Appalachian Mountains, fucking see some white trash and tell me how much power they have.
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Starting point is 00:50:51 fucking New York you're not part of that fucking you're not part of that war right? People that live in like downtown LA and down to New York so I I think it's funny when I moved here you move to America? Are you crazy? And you're like, you don't understand that everyone wants to move here? It's like, I would say the Americans are like spoiled rich kids that are like, you know, people are like, I want to come there to your house and you've got a pool and you don't get it. My dad's a Nazi. He are spoiled. He finally got censored and now he has to give a fuck now. Now he cares since he got censored. Everyone else been getting censored. What do you guys think of that? Him getting censored? See, I'm a little like, I don't, I go back and forth on all those issues. Well, Trump is like issue to issue, call me an hour. I have a different opinion on him. But on that issue. that issue, that issue, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. What thi, thi, thi, thi. What thi, thi thi. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He thi, thi, thi, thi. He thi. He thi. He the the the the is the is theeeeean. He's thean. He's thean. He's thean. He's thean. He's theananan. He's theananan. He's theee the textual. I mean as a guy getting murdered right now they're censoring the shit out of me. It's just
Starting point is 00:51:49 one side of the argument and that's what makes me laugh. It's just like... You know, you know, about like seven years ago they were talking about how the right can't do comedy. They just can't do comedy. And now what's the talk? The left can't do comedy. That's because they became the Puritanical side, right? When you're on the side, when you're not on the side of logic and truth, it's very hard to create any kind of-
Starting point is 00:52:19 People want to be rebellious and you have the same opinion of fucking Ellen you're like I have them I'm fighting the power it's like Beyonce said that on Twitter yesterday you don't have cool opinions yeah a Beyonce it's like Lebron James it's like Lebron has to come up with all this bullshit because he thinks he has to relate the kids in the ghetto Lebron has been famous since he was 14 years old yeah yeah he's a genetic super freak, okay? He right out of the gate, he was anointed, okay? So this notion that LeBron James is treated like a second class citizen because the color of his skin, he makes up problem. You know who a lot of the Indian guys that appropriate that shit too and you're like,
Starting point is 00:53:03 they'll be like, that's what the, back to the Asian thing too, but it's the same thing as they'll say, you know, someone's, you know, this, this girl was boasting about how like white people this and I'm like, you know, who's more racist than me and my family, your dad, that's their culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, yeah, fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking, fucking, yeah, fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the racist dude. Oh the most racist. Everyone's just like, well that's their culture. Japanese guys are like, we haven't had them, you know, they're like, I'll see Asian people being like white people in the race against Muslim. You're like, Japan hasn't had a Muslim immigrant in 45 years. There's like 90 year olds still have to work and just like oh no no I'll keep working. Yeah yeah it's and listen you know the argument that like this place is the best place and if you don't like
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Starting point is 00:55:33 I got no people still fucking. Right. It're just like, I can't stop guzzling all the dicks. Ladies, you ever have that problem? You're like, all the dicks? It's like, can I fit them in my mouth? You're like, okay. Okay. We're a little behind on like, the renaissance. So it's like, you know, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. t. t to. to. to, to. to. to. to. to. t chick, and then I fuck this chick. That's what they're doing.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Yeah, it's almost like, and you might be like that with your buddies, but it's almost like they haven't, like really if you watch guys tell stories about sex at this point, it's all like, yeah, I had a bad, you know, I fucked up, I like, I like, I came, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, fucked right so it's kind of they're like behind in the development of how to tell like sex stories where and you know some people aren't and some people are but as a as a whole you kind of see how people see women's sex thing they're just like I'm a fucking dirty slut where it's a it's phone sex at this point because it's it's the easiest it's like like dude as a guy who's been doing dirty comedy since 1992. By the way, you came into the corner, my boy who runs the club that I did a bunch, Joe, Tachito, if you know him, he love him.
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Starting point is 00:57:30 It's just unbelievable. It's so funny, because I want to make a mention of how big her ass is getting. It's uncomfortably big, right? And I'll be called a fat shaming person. But if that was a guy, everyone would be to to to to to to to to to to to talk like like like like like a to to talk like like like like to to to to talk like to to talk like like like like to to to to to talk like like like like like like to to to to to to talk like, to talk about like, to be called a fat shaming person, but if that was a guy, everyone would be laughing and highfiving me. It's your nerd Sam. You talk about like your fat ass. I do, but no, that's not fat. That is like monstrous. Yeah, the double standard is like it's just recently a bunch of hockey players.
Starting point is 00:57:59 But they were they were texting and they were they were talking shit about other players you're like you know his wife they're like his wife look beat up legs she's fat like isn't that right and then the text got out which is like everyone's worst nightmare but it's like they go these misogynist they're calling these women fat and you're like can you imagine like a bunch of girls their the th g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g th g th g th g th g th g th g. th g. th g. th g. th g. th g. th gi th is thi th. thi. the like thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they they they they they they th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi they're like like like like like like like like like like they're like like like like like a they they're like like like like like a they they-a-a-I's their their their th with a small dick they wouldn't be like this fucking girl hates men it's just it's just unbelievable dude it's unbelievable but but my problem with like the dirty female comic and I love anybody whatever you want to do yeah I love a lot of funny dirty female but I'm like it's got like it has to be authentic man I I have to it has to be some has to be somehow like anchored in reality and because the
Starting point is 00:58:49 argument has always been that dirty comedy is easy comedy and I'm like talking to listen to it as a guy that's got 10 minutes on his kids already and it just crushes trust me. Dad comedy is easier than dirty comedy. But yeah 100% I've said that to someone they you know these clean Build they'll be like dirty and so hard easy to do dirty comedy. I'm like go do it then like let's see you fucking crush with a fucking blow job Act out in front of these old people yeah and and when clean comic bombs they never say oh dude if you would have worked dirty it would have gone better never tell me tell me it is a fun funn clean it it it it is a funny it is a funny it is a funny it is a funny it is a funny the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin their clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean th their clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the clean clean the the the the the the the the th th th th th thin clean th thin their clean th their clean their they they they they they they they they they they they they clean clean clean clean clean clean clean they thin dude if you would have worked dirty it would have gone better. Never happen. Tell me it is a funnier when she's young at least. Yeah it's a little funnier when she's young it starts checking when it gets old and she's old talking about I'm like dude you're gonna get old those jokes are not gonna you know dude I'm older than you so I think I think
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Starting point is 01:00:30 He is 100% that guy. And that's why it resonates so well. My problem is I'm such a weirdo. No one relates to my shit. You know what I'm saying? Richard Bruck can talk about smoking crack everyone all day. Everyone's like, oh dude, so revolutionary. I talk about a time I smoke crack, this guy try to suck my dick. All of a sudden I'm a scumbag loser.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Yeah, and I have to come on, we've all been there. I love my children. I don't know why they gave this dude a new kids, but I love them the pieces, man. We're just living, this show's been great, we're just living, I want people to know how great your videos are, dude. Yeah, thanks, man. You know what's been fucking cool is because I had this whole like career in Canada, but you're not, we're not, there's, it's so small, there's not room for a counterculture. You're not part of it. th. You. You. You're, you. You're, you. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, I, I, I, I'm, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I, I. I. I. I, I. I, I. I. I, I. I, I. I, I. I. I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I. I'm, I'm, I'm, I want, I want, I want, I want, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I moved to America and I got past all the comedy clubs and I got kind of part of the thing, I saw the difference where it was like, you know, real fucking, instead of some dude in Candace share in my video with people
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Starting point is 01:04:11 Fug what I do what you got to do man, you know, but the end of the day. It's like, you know, you got you have to be happy with who you are and what you're doing and whatever you're doing, you know, and there's no reason you can't do. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. the their try. toda. that that tha. their their their their to do you just got to put in the work man you just got to put I can't tell you how many people start podcast and if my like the fifth episode it doesn't have a hundred thousand listeners they're like I'm done thought that and it's like it's why it's why like when anybody wants to start a digital show with me I'm like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to the the th it's why like when anybody wants to start, like a digital show with me, I'm like, I'm not going to do it if you need a hundred thousand viewers by the fifth episode. I'm just not gonna, because that's not how this thing fucking works, man. You want that, go get Joe Rogin, but you need long dollars for that. You're coming to 99 cent store, Sam. So it takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes th is th is th is that. that, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to be to be that. that. that. that. that's. that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. to be that's. to be that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, you. that's, you. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the that's that's that's that's that's not not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not to. that's not to be that's You're coming to 99 cent store Sam, so it takes time. Yeah. No for sure dude, it's like, and you just have to, you have to be willing to fail five times on five different things sometimes, you know what I mean. And a lot of times, to get to the thing that you're killing it at, you needed to learn from those other things that you're screwed up in the first place. Right. So when you. to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to you. th. to to th. you. you. to you. you. to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. to to to be to be to be to to you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to th. to to to th. to to to to be to be to to be to be to be to be to be to th. to to be to be to th. to th. screwed up in the first place, right? So when someone's like, I want to do this and I don't know, I don't think it's going to work, it's like, yeah, but especially if you're in your 20s and you're younger and stuff like that,
Starting point is 01:05:29 it's like, well then good because your next thing you'll be better at because if you just do the first thing and you and it works out, like, I mean, listen, I was in a a pretty, I that's what happens. So if you look again and you're like well I just wanted to work out It's like if you don't have those failures it probably won't because you're not going to be ready for it I couldn't agree more man failures the price of a mission for success. It's the truth man and you know I got my dick kicked in for a long time you know and I learned from all every kick to my nuts, I learned a different fucking life lesson, man. And now when things go weird, I don't dwell on it, and I just keep moving. But man, these kids, they just want to get pushed, boom, right? And you know, when you do that, you end up doing a special with no audience and it just is
Starting point is 01:06:28 completely retarded because you haven't done enough life less. It's like we start idealistically in life and then we go through life and you know the school of hard knocks pounds into us how the world works. So then you learn how this thing, and that doesn't mean, you know, oh fuck change, but it's like you have to learn how to effectively apply change. And you don't learn that without experiencing life. No, for sure.
Starting point is 01:06:58 I mean, you've also become more in tune with yourself and your instincts too. Like you've obviously found something that like excites you that you can do forever. You know, one of the reasons why these people are like, give me 10 episodes and I'm out. It's because they don't actually care about the thing. They don't like it. It doesn't excite them. It's like that, you can't always intellectualize it. You just, it's your combination of your experiences that tell you, I kind of fucking like
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Starting point is 01:08:00 Like, I mean, this coronavirus, coronavirus they're like Tim Johnson of Florida Just tested positive for the coronavirus like what have we ever gotten like individual updates on anything like that Yeah, ever Kobe's death didn't even get it like that. It said Kobe and for others. Yeah, right? It's just like it just doesn't even make any sense dude Oh, uh, Raquel Welsh of Seattle Washington My habit we don't know we'll tune in tomorrow if I know if she's got her now It's just like oh my god is right It's like your list living in fear man. It's just like when death comes. It's like when death comes. It's just like, oh my God, Israel, we're what cow gonna live!
Starting point is 01:08:45 You know, it's like, you're list living in fear, man. It's just like when death comes, it comes. Why are you like constantly going to try to bubble wrap yourself from feeling anything, enjoying life because something might come at the end? And there's how many people, how many times you hear stories about fucking people who work their asses off, retired, and then in a week got aiding by a shark or hit by a boss? And it's like, really? That's how it ends? You just fucking worked your whole ass off so you have a nice retirement? Chuck Naras? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:24 Yeah. And it's just this whole thing where it's like, you know, I listen to comedy and it's just like you see these these paradigms in which comedians workto hear and you're like, do you really want to change? No, they weren't really want that to change? Do you really want everybody to get along? You want everybody to be treated equal all the time? Because if you do, your acts fucked. Right.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Right. If we woke up today and everyone got along, how many acts would be like, what am I going to talk about now? It's like you've seen, it's like why Howard Stern and M&M have to come up with beefs in their head to get something going. Because for the longest time when they were on the outside, fighting like that disrespect out, but when they became the thing they had to make up fights. Yeah I know well that's why it's good to just have an instinct of what you actually like I mean I can always find myself going against the thing and it doesn't mean because the truth is most opinions are you kind of
Starting point is 01:10:38 both of it it's like what we're talking about women I'm like fucking women suck and then I'm like yeah but this is why they're awesome so it's like you know my brother's gay for example and when I'm in Toronto I'm always talking shit about gays you know what I mean I'm always like incapable here like okay then the rest of us are going to heaven like whatever right just talking I'm like you know I'm today you guys togu their the the thson thso I'm thso I'm thso I'm thin I'm th th th th th th th thin I'm thin I'm thin thin thin they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they're they they're they're they're they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try they're they're they're'm like, fucking gay people suck and they're like, yeah, and I'm like, no, you guys actually suck. I go, I make fun of the thing where I feel like that's where the energy is at the time, right? So if all the energy changed, it's like people would change their opinions,
Starting point is 01:11:15 so, Well, it's true. , I'll always always always always always opinions and always have and always will. No, it's like dude I do red states all the time. It's like if they're not like fuck gays, fuck blacks, none of all we're doing that. No. Like dude the right, the right woke up and said okay religious right people get the fuck out of here because you keep telling us one thing and behind closed doors you do another thing and that's a whole different discussion that's done purposely to you
Starting point is 01:11:53 know even if they don't yeah but even just a side little thing it's like even if they don't like disagree with you even if they're just a little too on your side it just becomes like not as fun anymore. You know what I mean? Sometimes if you're making fun of women and it's like a whole crowd of men and they're all like, oh, whoa, you're like, this guy just got gross. You know what? It can, they could not be bad people or to agree with it, but sometimes when you're too like with the people that are, it's just the people the people there, it starts starts, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, it starts, I th, I th, it's just like, it's just like, it, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, oh, th, th, oh, th, th, th, oh, th, oh, I, I, th, th, th, oh, I, th, th, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh you've been successful. I've been getting hated since the beginning, so I love when people agree with me, dude. I'll play anywhere where they fucking want to hear me yell and scream about my fucking problems and everybody.
Starting point is 01:12:35 But I mean, I love everybody, but it's just these paradigms in which we think it's so hilarious. It's like, I find it the N-word is hilarious. In comedy, it's the the the the the the thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, thi, It's so hilarious. It's like I find it the N-word is hilarious. In comedy, it's hilarious. It's like everybody hates the word until black comics says it on stage and white people can't laugh enough. I mean I hear black comics use it as nouns, verbs, adjectives, dude, who use the n-word to describe an n-word. I mean it's just unbelievable. Yeah, imagine being like an alien coming down to America and they're trying to explain to them how the language works and try to explain that part of it. You know, they can sort of say it, but these and then these Mexicans can say it. I don't know but then they're not really supposed to, but it seems to be fine. And they're like what the fuck the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f the f the f the f the f the f the f-f. the f-a. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their, their their their their their their the language the language the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the language. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, th. their, mean, the funniest thing about the M-word is that black people think it is, they hold on to it because they think it's the only thing they can do that,
Starting point is 01:13:31 that white people can't do. Like, black people think, no, dunk. White people, yeah. Dude, there's some great I need, dude. I don't know what's going on, but white people are making a comeback in sports, right? I mean, like, there just seems to be a lot of white athletes out there. All right, well, what about be a bull when I, and when I have sex with my wife? Well, I'm watching. Like, I can't be a white guy. That's got to be a big cup holding, I get it. I get it. Dude, are making financial decisions. They're like, do I want to break up with her and have to move out of the house that I'm still got to pay the mortgage for? Or can this gardener lay some pipe so I could
Starting point is 01:14:10 sleep in my bed at night? I get it. You're like, hey, I just found out that you're cheating on me, my girlfriend with me. It's like, I'm so sorry, it's like, no, no, I'm not calling because of that. Are you free Saturday? Yeah. It's so true, man. It's so true. But the funny thing about the N-word is that black people... One of them. Yeah, one of many. And we should just do a whole show on that. Just, I'm all about pissing people off. I'm all about that dude. So is that black people think white people can go to the bank and just get a $50,000 loan? Like we could just walk in and there's some weird like hand shake we do and we fuck out with 50 grand. When I immigrated here they said that they go, well it's obviously easy for you because you're white and I'm like, they't put your, like, who do you think's working at the immigration office? Like, fucking Daniel Carver?
Starting point is 01:15:10 It's just people, they look at your application and it's just, probably liberal people, the assistant Washington. So anyways, why would it be different for me? You have a lawyer? And if if they, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, they, they, they, they, they, like, they, like, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they.. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. lawyer, they make your case, and it's if you've had enough things that check the boxes, they give you your immigration, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, they don't. It's not bad. It's just, it's literally you just got money
Starting point is 01:15:31 and in Mexico they don't have money for a lawyer. It has nothing to do the same thing. But I'm saying people from Canada. the same thing. I would say it's an African yeah and for anyone from any country for today the same thing but yes you're right it's harder to be in that position. Yeah because in Guatemala you need a lawyer you need all that and the reason they're coming here is to say they have a schedule. They're not judging you differently on the application. No no they're not judging you just you actually need to to to put an application right right right you right you right you right you you you you you you you you you you you actually you actually you you actually you you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to actually. to actually actually actually. to actually actually actually. to actually actually. to actually. I I to actually actually. I I to actually. I I to actually. I I to actually. I I I to actually. I I I I I to actually. I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm I'm mistaken, you have to prove income too, right? Isn't that part of the- Yeah, you have to prove income, you gotta prove that you're not poor in Guatemala or Mexico,
Starting point is 01:16:11 and that's why you're coming. All black people aren't poor, contrary to what you've heard. I mean, if you've had enough success in entertainment to get a green card to come to America the the,000 to pay for the lawyer. And if you haven't, you know, I mean, I'm with you, you know, if you don't have $10,000 in your bank account or you've never had that, then you probably don't have enough success because you're right. One of the, you know, one of the qualifications is that you've had success. Yeah. Whether you're a doctor. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, I totally agree, man.
Starting point is 01:16:45 And Sam's, we're saying when we're going back to, but Sam's right. When we go in to San Francisco, I was a little scared. I was like, holy crap, my abortion jokes. I know Sam's a trane joke, it's going to get weird. Hell no, there was a trainee there. She was all happy. to the show it was a great night Johnny didn't want to leave it was weird anyway yeah yeah that kind of shift brings people together like you know at the end of the day if you go and tell you like this person the devil and that everyone leaves mad like if I go of you make fun of everyone everyone everyone
Starting point is 01:17:17 everyone leaves being like they relieved tension like the whole purpose of you the way I like I wasn't even there and the joke was about me somehow. I'm like, oh yes, fucking chance, dicks. You're welcome, Johnny. You're an asshole. Okay, you're welcome. I got Johnny nice. That's how you got Johnny nice. Johnny nice, everybody.
Starting point is 01:17:34 I did. If you make fun of everybody, my stage, I go, who have I made fun of yet? So I could rip them an asshole and so they feel like they're part of it. And here's the thing about political correctness. It's like, listen, the more you're in, the more you get made fun of. But they made, that's because they made the hot button issues. It's your teacher saying, hey, just so you know, if anyone says, if th is is is is is is is just gave that word so much comedic power it's insane oh yeah dude like you choose the words that everyone wants to say by making them fucking no no words it's like the most matter especially men it's like pretty simple tell us not to do something you just
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Starting point is 01:18:53 to bone everybody. You legalize drugs, they want to stop doing dry. It's just like everybody wants to live a little dangerous once. Yeah, you used to be like, hey, let's fucking get some drugs and go, you know, maybe we'll get arrested now. It's like, hey, let's take some medicine. They literally turned weed into medicine. Your doctor prescribed it for you. You're like, well, this is, I'm out. And this weed now is like so strong, it's like retarded, weed. And that these people are smoking from the moment they wake up to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, they wake up to the moment they go to bed. Like dude, it should totally be legal, but man, there's going to be some ramifications
Starting point is 01:19:30 from taking retard weed. Dude, people are, it's, it is the biggest thing that I say, it's like, that people, you know, say they can't be addicted to weed or anything, but I have buddies they're like, you know, I do everything better high, like I drive better high, I do work better high. I'm like, yeah, because you're a drug addict, like, obviously. Yeah, no shit, if I go to the fucking hairdresser and he's like a heroin, I don't want him to be the day that he stopped doing heroin. Doesn't mean heroin makes you're an addict. Yeah. Take out weed and insert any other drug and you're like, dude, you got a problem, right? More food, it doesn't have to just be drugs.
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Starting point is 01:21:49 And they literally, the guy's like, why? I know why you're asking you this shit and you know, I don't sleep with girls like that. You see my music videos. Right. It's just to fucking, think that Lizzo is really inspirational to the fat gross community? Oh wait a wait a wheyn't, is that the one where the guy called you a cane and an angel at the end? No, that one was I was saying how long into quarantine should girls start their only fans. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's so funny dude. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, that's? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that I love that dude. I love it, dude. Be filthy, I don't care. Just stop telling me to stop looking at you like a sex object and then ask me to spend
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Starting point is 01:22:57 was the biggest show in the world and you couldn't be more attractive than Oprah, Oprah, and you couldn't be thinner than Oprah. Good Lord, I can't imagine. Right? It was just a fucking den of diabetes over there, dude. That's why it's so funny, but it is, that's why because of all these things, like even with the only fan stuff, you're like, it's just, okay, maybe if you have a huge following you want to do that, but this is all thatthat fucking stuff where it's all these people giving people advice, like we were talking about it. It's like really, it's like, you know, if you want to do anything good, it takes hard work, where these people are like, what you need to do is fucking just fuck everyone and get drunk. But this like girl, who's signing up for it? Like her uncle and her fucking... maybe her co-worker? She almost not famous like that. She's gonna be making $10 a year for showing her pussy. Yeah, and it's just it's, and just some of these chicks, like the value of their vagina, like the value of their vagina, they just, the value of vagina, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, like it's way more, I mean like, dude, in the last 10 years,
Starting point is 01:24:06 the value of vagina has like just hit rock bottom. Yeah, the supply versus the demand for sure. It's just like, they're slinging pussy like hot dog vendors at a baseball game. It's just everywhere, right? And it's just, it is devalued no question. Yeah. And I'm fine, like, I don't understand why I don't, like, like, it. th. th. the their their. their. their. their. their. their. their, it. the value, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the value, the value, it's, it's, the value, it's, it's, the value, the value, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the the the the the value. the the the the the the the the the the the the value. the the the the the value. the the the the the the value. the the the the the value. the the the the their, the'm fine. Like, I don't understand why guys go to strip bars. I don't get it. I'm like, I'm like, take your $300, go to a regular bar? That chick's gonna fuck you, okay?
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Starting point is 01:25:25 It is like raising a kid is an intense job. So single, I don't think we should demonize single mothers. I think we should fucking demonize these guys who just, I don't know how you could take off on somebody that has your genes. It's like, it goes against everything, okay? That we're, as animals in the animal kingdom, our offspring are supposed to survive and our genes are meant to be pushing. I don't get it, okay? But the only- I was- I was the fucking Kardashian though, and you're right about
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Starting point is 01:26:36 It's like my problem with fucking Chelsea Handler. It's like, you fucked your merry boss for a TV deal. Nobody hates you for it, except for probably the family that you're wrecked. Outside of that, man, good for you. Please don't tell us about morality and how we should treat other people. You found a glitch in the matrix, fucking enjoy it, okay? We both love Coke and being weird.
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Starting point is 01:28:53 And then now he's like a big you know talking about everything. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll f. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll f. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll f f f. I'll fight everybody. I'll f. I'll f. I'll fight everybody. I'll fight everybody. I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll f- I'll fight everybody. I'll f. I'll fight everybody. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f. I'll f- I'll f-I f-I f-I f-I. I'll f-I. I'll f-I' their. I'll f-I' they. I'll f-I'-I'-I'-I'-I'-I'-I' they. I'll f-I'll f-I'll f-I' their like their dad, I'll fuck him up, okay? I'll fight everybody. I don't give a shit. By the way, how hard is he leaning into being Eugene Levy's son? I mean, got the glasses, the whole, keeping his hair the same way, keeping a scruff, looks exactly like him. That's why I always laugh, man. He's like, I'm just going to take right up where he left up. Like a big part is like if you're in LA, right, or Hollywood, and suddenly like you're into conspiracies and like an available, there's just gonna be a rapport between conspiracy there, so it just happens all the time. And they always be like, oh man, look at this failed, fucking entertainer in Hollywood. And I'm like, you do videos about how you either at the fuck kids
Starting point is 01:29:45 or sell your soul and now you're giving everybody shit for not fucking kids and selling their souls it's like pick a leg man pick a lane I don't know this has been a yell fest I love I always think it's so insane when they say failed about someone that doesn't do anything anymore like even like even musician to be like failed musician you, you're like, is Shack a failed basketball player? It's like, you don't have to be forever. And some people get into it and then they're like, oh, I hate this.
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Starting point is 01:30:45 So I mean, it's like, it's one thing if they have anything to say, but there, this people don't have anything to say. They're just people fucking telling you the in vogue mainstream. I know what the hollywood opinions. I already know what that Trump's bad. Okay, well, got it. I got it. Like, I know the opinions. I know all the right opinions. With that credit tick, is that too hot? Everybody knows that she is being used.
Starting point is 01:31:13 Like, why doesn't anybody not see her like have these weird glitchouts? Like, that's abuse, man. And like, for a community that is like fucking hell bent on stopping child abuse. Why are you okay with fucking shitting on a 16 year old girl who's obviously has no say and what she's doing in her life? I mean like we know she has all prison? I know I think she's been all murdered or something like that? I think we, I think she's been terrorized. I think she's too old. We need to find a nine-year-old and then a baby.
Starting point is 01:31:51 We just need a baby with all the right opinions. I think a baby would be great. That's a little baby that Kibu Gagas about the environment. And we can have celebrities crying about how this baby, it's like, he says, he knows everything. And you're like, what does he say? He hates Trump. He's crying. He's crying. He's crying. He's crying. He's crying. He's crying. That was one good one that I loved to saying that I had a baby that was trans. It's a guy baby. And it keeps crying. So I'm pretty sure it's trans. So we're going to start transitioninging because it keeps crying like a chick.
Starting point is 01:32:31 I'm not into trans agenda. That's where I lose everybody. The most powerless group in the country is just taking over everything and you know it's just it's the same people at the top they just get us all the fight with each other. You know it's just it's what it does feel like yeah, that's think as well. But you know, it's just the same fucking people over and over again. And you see like, in the black conspiracy world where they can't stop outing closeted gays. And you're like, well, I mean, are they doing this evil shit because they're gay? Are they doing it because getting blackmailed and fucking being told if you don't play ball, we'll let everybody know you're gay. And then on top of that, they're just getting a steady, a steady stream of fucking dicks, okay?
Starting point is 01:33:14 I mean, basically their policy to silence them is saying, gay. That's essentially their silencing policy. This is unbelievable. But two-year-old. Yeah, no, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, they, they, they, they, they, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, the. the. they're, they're, they're, they're, the. policy. This is unbelievable. But two-year-old. Yeah, no, that's, it's been, it's been going on for a while. And I think that, to go back to the original thing with me, is that like, for me, the fucking hub of these things is places like Vice, is the TV networks, it's an entertainment industry, because it bleeds into everything out so the fact that it's like falling apart and I'm you know for me that rules so because I think they're
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Starting point is 01:35:22 Jimmy Fallon, who I don't like his show. I don't. I never liked it. Jay Leno got shit for being so corporate clean. And Jimmy Fallon just blew him out of the water with that. They just hired a bunch of Jaylin. I mean, the, everybody said what, Kimmel now, I guess. Maybe Conan, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:39 Although he barely marginally has a show, like late night show now. No, I you know dude. I used to love Conan But he just like all he did was just fucking get these fucking woke comics on for the longest time go fuck I don't Love Fallon, but his lip singing does make me come I'm with you, dude. I'm with you, but the notion that doing a black face of Chris Rock and an impression, your buddy, is racist. When, when fucking Chris Rock just got what, 20 mil of fucking a special and Netflix? I mean, do you understand what's going on here? Imagine Fallon went full red pill and he was like, you guys can suck my dick'll do whatever I want. He went full like free speech truth or yeah I
Starting point is 01:36:29 know he and did you see him I mean he just had the the big apology it's like weird checks you're done yeah he had a big apology and on top of that I think it's hilarious I loved when fucking Snoop Dog went on all those fucking chick show and just took it because that's what he's you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he went he went he he he he went he went he went he went he went he went he went he went he went he went he went he went he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he went he went he went he went th the the the the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the he went the top of that, I think it's hilarious. I loved when, fucking Snoop Dog went on all those fucking chicks show and just took it because that's what he's got to do, because he got out bullayed by people, right? Flogging. I mean, you have to, if you get caught and you want to keep playing their game, you have to go out and just get publicly flogged. It really is a modern. That's why I talk about I like to be called the N-word in bed and I'm a fucking weirdo
Starting point is 01:37:05 and if you're looking for moral fucking compass, I'm the wrong guy dude. I'm a scumbag with a heart of gold, okay? I, you know, I'm a weirdo, but I love people. And you know what? So I'm just like, I'm just like, go fuck your, I'm never gonna fake the funk ever. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm never going to fake the funk ever. It's, it's, why live that life? Why live that life? Every single one of those guys, like when you're talking about Camel, it's like he did blackface and it's like, their whole club has broken all their rules and they're like,
Starting point is 01:37:35 yeah, but we're the good guy, so it's fine. Yeah, that is the hypocr the hypocr the hypocr the hypocr the hypocr hypocr. The hypocr. The hypocr. The hypocr. The hypocrah is the hypocrah is the hypocri, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, that is, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy of, that is, th, that is, that is, that is, that is that is, that is that is the hypocrisy, that is that is the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy of it all and that's why the Me Too movement just is just been more self more destructive to the people who pushed it than anything else man their hypocrisy I like you know I've just like getting wild now where they're like they're like believe all women and you're like I always say you say many girls are like believe all women I'm like have you ever lied well you know and I mean I hate to give Bill Maher credit because I know Sam hates him, but his line is it should never have been believe all women.
Starting point is 01:38:12 It should have been take allegations seriously, you know, investigate and give them some credence. But don't believe all women. I mean, that from the beginning was a flawed concept. It it it it it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. It's, I's, that, th. It's, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tha, tha, tha, that, tha, that, that, their, their, their I was put out by the Hillary people and she's a piece of shit. So what do you expect? I want to start one, believe all Ryan's just everyone named Ryan. Yeah. And dude, and they act like Bill Maher talking about his big fat dick is somehow like, uh, fucking male oppression on females. I have six inches on its fucking wearing high heels, okay, my dick, I can't stop talking about my six inches soft, two inches hard. Yeah, there you go, dude. I mean,
Starting point is 01:38:54 like women, a women, if you had to hit on guys, you wouldn't, like dude, it's an impossible task. It is impossible, dude. We're lucky that you guys put out. We're lucky. It sounds like you, the way you're saying it, it sounds like you wanted to be gay, but you like couldn't. You're like, listen, I would hit on guys if I could. It's impossible. Dude, what are you talking about? I got so many chicks in my life. I'm right. I got so many chicks in my life. I'm right. I'm the the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way that. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way the way. the way. the way the way the way the way the way you're the way you're the way you're the way you're the way you're the way you're the way you're the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. the way. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the way the. the way the way the way you're saying. the way the way the way you're the way you're the way the way the way the way trans just so I don't have to deal with women anymore. I have so much vagina in my life. I'm I just it's and they just run me and they don't care and there's no kind of respect for fucking what I've accomplished in my life. They just all just kick my dick in constantly. Okay. And they don't want to watch ESPN.
Starting point is 01:39:46 And my girl, like, she just hit me in the nuts the other day. I go, dude, you don't do it. She goes, it's a light tap. I go, there's no such thing as a light nut tap. Okay? It's either you work in the balls or you're committing felon. That's it's it. That's no in between. And I'm going to end it on that. Ryan, tell them where they can find you. And Ryan, I'm going to tell you what.
Starting point is 01:40:09 Good to end it on that on that rant about fuck women. So you should listen to the boys cast with Ryan Long. YouTube. tocom slash Ryan Long. that Instagram. that's our Twitter, everything's slash Ryan Long comedy, including my YouTube, and the boys guys with Ryan Long. Ryan, I wish the host of the show would listen to you more and let you talk. That will be every comment on this video.
Starting point is 01:40:34 Why was that? Oh, really? I felt like I was getting you off too. No, this is a show where we scream and enjoy in agreement. Yeah, I'm with you too, because you're like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. agreement. Yeah, I'm with you too because you're like, that's what fucking people, you know, when me and my friends get, go together. I remember we actually Joe Tegito, we went to fucking, we went to Nashville with like five guys and Joe Degito
Starting point is 01:40:56 and he looks back at us and he goes, you've been yelling at each other with the same joke for seven hours. I enjoyed this show. It makes me wish we'd had done it earlier. So thank you for coming out, dude. Well maybe in the future in the next couple months or whatever if you don't, if your time freeze up you can do the boys cast. I'd love to do the boys cast. Can you real quick tell us where they can where we can find you on the internet. Slau. the boys cast with Ryan long. I they. I they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. th. I. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. then the boys catch with Ryan long I tune Spotify all of them
Starting point is 01:41:27 I love it Yeah, you work for having you guys were real appreciate it that's fun You can find me at extreme left the spot on any social media Twitter Facebook Instagram you know what's up And the podcast oh yeah George press stories I keep forgetting on every Monday we've dropped in that it's a little fun little stripper action so we're fine. So we're we we're the the the the the we we're we we're the we're the we're we're the the we're the the the the the the the the the th th th th the the the the the the the th their the their their th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. We're th. I th. th. I the. the. the. the. the. the. thin. the. the. I the. the. I the. I th. I keep forgetting every Monday we we drop the man it's a little fun a little stripper action so we're fine fine here we breaking the rules I've learned out from Sam I'm a Ronin we break the rules you're doing it dude you're just eating butt and making bad decisions I love it. Johnny where can they find you? check out broken simulation at Broken Sim Show on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:42:06 It's doing really well. When does that drop? The next one is what, Friday? I think, something like that. All right, perfect. Johnny A. Woodard Instagram. Guys, at Sam Tripli on Twitter is pretty much gone. I'm trying.
Starting point is 01:42:22 They won't even tell me. And I don't want to call any my the famous to to to to to to the famous to to to be to be to be to be to be to be the famous to be to be to be to be to be my to be to be to be to be my famous the famous the famous the famous the famous the famous the famous their famous their their, they won't even tell me, and I don't want to call any of my famous friends to help. I'm kind of just over fucking Twitter. It's like, go fuck yourself. I made fun of a Chicago mayor who basically was talking about the New World Order with her and her forehead. Plus one floor, I called her five head.
Starting point is 01:42:43 All right? That's it? Yeah, that's it. So, you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm kind th, I'm kind th, I'm kind, I'm, I'm, I'm kind, I'm, I'm kind, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I'm kind, I'm kind, I'm kind thi, I called their five head all right that's it yeah that's it that's it so you know I'm over it just check me out it's only matter time before they white me off a Twitter I'm had a classic I mean I can't believe that you got taken down for five head that's like a I don't know if you're being serious but thank you no that's a staple I'm serious I'm it's unbelievable yeah it's ridiculous yeah it's a th you th you th you th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi that's thi thi the. the. the. I'm that's the. that's that's the. the. I'm the. thi. I'm the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm th. I's a staple. I'm serious. I'm... It's unbelievable. Yeah, it's ridiculous. All right, guys. Thank you so much for tuning in. I love black people. I know some of you guys are going to try to set this episode.
Starting point is 01:43:11 I love black people. Nobody's watched more interracial porn than me. So please shut the fuck up. You guys are all great. We'll see you soon. And we'll do it again. Take care everybody. I love black people too. Have to be imposed and a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to tinfoil hat. We go deep home boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional... Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional mind.
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