Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #458: The Conspiracy In The Force with Konspiracy Kyle
Episode Date: June 4, 2021Thank you so much for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome the Conspiracy In The Force's Konspiracy Kyle to the show to discuss how the Intergalactic... totalitarianism theme in the Star Wars franchise mimic today's globalist authoritarianism that seems to be seeping into every part of our lives. Thank you for your support. 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Morning Swamp!
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Join me as always is Xavier Guerrero.
What's up? You sound like you're having a blast out there.
Dude, I'm loving it. I do it. I just walk around. I mean, you know, Johnny and I have a podcast called Broken Sim and I just walk around my dog and just watch the free show.
South Beach right there. The best, dude, the best.
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I drive everywhere.
Yeah, I drive everywhere with everybody.
Yeah, she doesn't. Women don't like driving. Women don't like driving. He likes to blow jobs on the road, Sam. You know. Oh, Johnny, B.J. is on the road. Guys, if you want to see us live, I will be in Miami tonight.
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I thought it was a lot of fun.
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Okay, man, so let's get into this.
I decided we should try to do a fun kind of different kind of podcast today.
You know, something a little unusual, not your average Tim Fall episode.
So I wanted to mix it up and I'm super excited about this guy, this guy in his podcast and what he's here to talk about.
You can find him on Rock Finn. He has a podcast called Conspiracy in the Force. Please welcome.
Conspiracy, Kyle. How are you conspiracy, Kyle?
I'm doing great. Thanks for having me on. I really appreciate it.
For those who may not be familiar with you, can you tell us a little bit about you and your podcast? Sure. So I started this podcast, you know, during the quarantine. I mean, I think, you know,
me and 17 million other people started a podcast during the quarantine, right? So about, you know,
a year, a little over a year ago, I kind of started getting a little awake to what's really
going on in the world. And as I started looking at Star Wars, you know, it's something I've always
loved since I was a kid. But then with, you know, a fresh set of eyes, you start
looking at some stuff and you're starting to look at stuff a little bit
sideways like, wait a second. Is this, is this telling me what I think it's
telling me? Is it intentional events that go on in the real world and the one will tackle off the bat is is just kind of, you know, a communism, totalitarian governments. I think that's something that you know most, most people are familiar with when it comes to Star Wars in the Empire. And, and a lot of how that shakes out in our world. And really what's going on right th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th in th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that th th that that that that that that thi thi thi thi. that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi and the Empire. And a lot of how that shakes out in our world,
and really what's going on right now
and what's gone on in the past with Nazi Germany
and in Communist Russia and all that kind of stuff.
There's so many parallels and so many things within there.
So that's kind of what I'm doing.
And I love doing it, you know, thrown, I have to do a little to do to do to do a to do it, to do it, to do it, the the tho, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I'm, and I, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, tho, and I'm, to to to to, to, to, to, to, and tho, and I'm, and, tho, and tho, and th. tho, and tho, and tho, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thin, thin, the the tho, the the thooooooooo, the the the the the the the the the the thooan, thoan, tho, and, do a little bit of research on the conspiracy side, but the Star War stuff, I already know like the back of my hand.
So I already got that in the bag.
It's just kind of making those connections.
And it's such a wide universe.
There's so much to digest.
I want to get it.
I want to hear about all this.
I want to get your thoughts. like Star Wars as well, right? Are you Star Wars guy? Yeah, yeah, I am. Surprise. I'm a, yeah, for sure.
So original, original tril. Yeah, that's why I want to get into, you know, Star Wars is like,
I don't know if young people aren't into it as much as the the older generation is, but I mean,
I really like these prequels. The younger kids love the pre prequels I don't get it but they love the prequels they go gag
they love do they love the wokeness of it I don't know about that I mean what I mean I'm talking about
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I know that younger people maybe aren't into what that represents
and stuff like that, but is the passion for Star Wars as strong as it was.
Now, Star Wars was the first, not the first movie ever saw,
the first movie ever the first movie we ever saw, the first movie we ever saw was Peter Pan, but like I think the second or third one
was in fact Star Wars at the drive-in with my grandmother.
And I remember like it was mind blowing,
but is it the same kind of connection with these younger people?
Yeah, so with the new movies, you know,
ever since Disney has bought it, it definitely, you can kind of see a shift in the fan base.
You know, you talk about a lot of this woke stuff, a lot of, you know, things they've been weaving
in and out through these stories.
Um, what they're really trying to do, and you know, you see this in a lot of, in,
a lot of stuff.
You see it in politics, you see it in a lot, a lot, base and an older fan base, right? Because we all grew up, we saw the original trilogy, you know, prequels there are kind of,
you know, a mixed match of those.
What they're doing with the sequel trilogy is kind of way off in left field.
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It was supposed to be this kind of concise story.
And now they're going off in all these crazy directions.
But what they're doing to drive this divide is, well, if you don't like these sequels, well, it's obviously because you're a racist because there's a black character, there's an Asian character.
You're obviously a racist.
It's like, no, no, no, I just, the story wasn't great.
You know, or you hate women.
Or you hate women, right?
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And I think Disney shot themselves in the foot because they tried to get woke and they did try to have a diverse cast and there's nothing wrong with that in its face, but they didn't give those diverse characters much to do in the universe. So that when you go to criticize them based on the story that Disney put together, you're immediately called a name th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. thi thi th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi, based on the story that Disney put together, you're immediately called a name of some sort.
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is not the most inspired guy. the biggest film franchise in the world that way, you know, where each, they, they, they manage the biggest film franchise in the world that
way, you know, where each director just did whatever the hell they wanted to?
Well what they wanted to, they wanted to basically set it up like a Marvel franchise, right?
You see these Marvel movies coming out three, four, five of them a year.
When Disney bought Star Wars, they saw it as an investment opportunity. They didn't see it as as a franchise as a franchise franchise franchise franchise franchise as a franchise franchise franchise franchise as a franchise franchise franchise as a franchise franchise franchise as a franchise franchise as a franchise as a franchise franchise as a franchise as a franchise't see it as a franchise with a mythology that is a little bit different than Marvel.
I mean, I enjoy the Marvel movies, but they're pretty throwaway, right?
The same kind of story beats happening every movie.
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These were blockbuster auteur films that George Lucas made.
I mean, they were huge, but they were a tour films.
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And people, you know, have different thoughts about the whole prequel trilogy, but at least
I would say that they had a concise story from start to finish.
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to it was, because I think that would have completely changed their direction.
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and burn. It's the same thing with guys who try to do a special year. It's impossible, man.
It's impossible.
You know, the guys who can do, you know, you had Louis T.K. was doing it for a while.
George Carlin was like an anomaly.
But the rest of them is just like, it just starts getting watered down because
it doesn't become about putting out the best.
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than the quality of the hour.
And you know, and Disney is learning that, listen,
there's so many options out there now, that if we don't have to spend our $10 a month on Disney Plus,
we don't have to go to the movies.
We will take our money elsewhere,
which is, in my humble opinion,
the smartest, most spiritual way to show your voice your opinion.
And again, I say it every episode, but you know, a lot of times with the conspiracy community, everyone's always like, and what are you going to do about it? What we do with the thing to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the movies? the movies? the movies? the movies? to go the movies, the movies, to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, to to to to the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the episode, but you know, a lot of times with the conspiracy community,
everyone's always like, and what are you going to do about it?
Well, we do with the thing we can do, which is pull our time, energy, and our lush out of
something that we don't believe in, and then it starts to crumble.
And then when you, and it's like, the problem with Hollywood is it's become a smaller and smaller bubble in which nobody really ever talks anybody outside their circle.
So there's no, there's no dissent.
There's nobody going, hey man, that doesn't make any sense.
And you know, I told the story before, but my friend Marcus King from high school wanted to go to college.
He's black. He's he had a choice between it's all black school and it's all,
and Washington University, the Huskies.
And his dad said, go to the Washington University
because the world isn't just black.
That's not how it is.
It's very diverse.
And you know, you got these woke people running these studios living in Lala Fantasyland and not talking to the average person.
And the average person is fine.
Ever is it's fine with diversity as long as it's not weaponized diversity and you're using the best of the best.
Because so much of this diversity is just using plug and play stereotype people that you instantly go, oh that's it, that's a great
example of that is Tom Segora, right? Tom Segura is Latin. People don't know that about.
He speaks fluent Spanish. But when he goes to the... Almost as good as I do. And I wasn't born here.
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but he's he's perfect Spanish. Yeah, and no one knows it. And it's he's killing it out. He goes to
the Mexican. And if you don't know Spanish, you wouldn't know he's out there killing the Mexican community. No, he's wonderful. He's a their their he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's the Mexican community. No, he's wonderful. He is a 5-2 player, but he goes to these meetings
and meets with these suits and they look at him
and they're like, oh, you're a white guy.
He's like, no, I'm actually Spanish.
And it doesn't matter because it doesn't fit
what is ultimately Hollywood, which is racism.
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because now you're gonna start getting to the point where you're just like,
oh dude, they got that because they're this, because they're that.
And they're like, no, they're actually great.
But now you're diminishing what they're doing because it looks like they're getting a free ticket and being pushed to the front of line.
It's not about it's not about equal results. It's about equal opportunity in my humble opinion.
And they've gotten away from that.
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you're not gonna be anything other than a storm trooper.
You're not gonna be a Jedi, you're not gonna have force powers.
And he came back and he came back and he was back and he was back,
but I guarantee you just believe this or not, it's it's in the
realm of rumor right now, I think, but with some support.
The last film, the Abrams film was intended to be significantly longer than it was at release.
And they cut out a subplot which kind of reference, it gave him a lot more to do and referenced possibly some force abilities on his behalf.
So yeah, it's, they just have mutilated this.
I'm curious, Kyle, what do you make of, there are some, again, these are rumors, but
there's a bit of a civil war going on at Disney over Star Wars between John Favreau
and Dave Faloni and then Kathleen Kennedy, the woman who was
kind of installed when they bought the franchise to over the future of it.
Like how it's going to be run, whether it's going to be like Mandalorian where Luke Skywalker
is still a badass and he's not, you know, this disillusioned, you know, Vietnam veteran
who's lost his marbles.
What, what do you put any credence into those rumors about that?
Yeah, absolutely.
And you can definitely see that the Kathleen Kennedy in that side is a lot more of the woke
trying to get the younger kids into it and the Favre Faloni side is let's harken back
to what Star Wars was.
Let's use real sets.
Let's use imagery that reminds everybody of what Star Wars was at one point.
And you know, there's a slang term that everybody probably knows it's called fan service, right,
where, you know, in these movies they add these little, like, ha, do you see that little thing we put it in there?
Ha ha, like, you can do that in a corny way or you can do that in a legitimate way, which I it into the story that reminds us of stuff we've seen in the past.
Like sets and planets and aliens and all that kind of stuff.
And the other side, they're kind of stuck in this, and they're going to die in this hill
of this sequel trilogy and these characters.
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Let's get into some of these notes you sent me.
Let's start with Star Wars and basically what's going on with this intergalactic toterantarianism,
that you and I sure I but but I'm sure I I flunked first grade, but if you want to get
into any of that, I'd love to hear a little bit of your thoughts on that.
Absolutely, you know, I need to teach a college course, you know, intergalactic totalitarianism,
it sounds really smart, doesn't it?
It's got a lot of.
Territorian is.
Yeah, same kind of thing there. So, so really what I'm trying, what I'm doing here is, in
Star Wars and in the prequel trilogy, something that kind of gets lost in the fact that the movies
weren't really that great is a really great plot about. Well, what would you just say that the on the prequels are you talking about the, okay the originals are the Bible? No, we're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the th. the th. the the the th. the th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the. the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the on the prequels are you talking about you're not talking about the all okay the originals are the Bible no we're good there
this but I but I will say you know talking about the new movies I think a
lot of people are now looking more favorably on the prequels just in the lens of this new
stuff right like maybe it still isn't that, but it's not as big of a pile of shit as this other, you know, terrificive vision, like you said. And I think Revenge of the Sith
stands on its own as a good film. Yeah, I do too. And really what it lays out is how we got
from like a nice republic to a totalitarian communist, socialist government. And it really lays out all these tracks to get there. And, and we, and we, and we, and we, and we, and we, and we, and we, their, their, their, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, these tracks to get there.
And we can kind of hit a few of those beats
because, you know, when I watched these movies as a kid,
you really don't pick up on some of the subtlety of this.
But then you look at what happens in our world,
and like, holy shit, this is very, very similar.
So in the very first prequel,
the fan. In the very first prequel movie, The Phantom Menace, you know, and here's the kind of the funny thing,
you know, everybody loves those, the Star Wars crawl, right, that goes up the screen at the very
beginning kind of sets the stage, this is where we are, this is what's happening.
That, that first movie, the Phantom Manus starts out, it says turned them off where they're like, what the hell? This is Star Wars. What do you bring all this crap into it?
But I think it's, but it's very important because there was this trade dispute
because the government was taxing people more, which I mean, obviously everybody,
everybody hates more taxes. So sure enough, this federation, sure enough this federation, theeration, the, the, the, the, the, thed, thed, thed, thed, thed, thed, thed, thed, thed, thed, thed, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but it's very very very very very very very very very very the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but the, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but that, but it's very that, but it's very that, but it's very that, but it's very that, but it's very that, but it's very that, but it's very very that, but it's very very very that, but it's very very th business, right? So you know, your Google's Amazon, whatever. The big business, this trade federation,
they start blockading this planet
as kind of like a, not letting anything in and out,
basically saying to the government,
listen, you need to meet our demands
or we're gonna do some shit.
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But what you come to find out is that that trade federation
is being controlled by this guy named Darth Sidious,
who we all know he's the emperor in the original trilogy.
But he's going by this shadow figure called Darth Sidious.
On the other side, on the flip side, he's also a senator in this galactic republic.
So he's kind of playing both sides of the situation.
He's starting to manipulate a war between these factions to get them, to get them A, confused,
to get them worked up in all these Senate procedures and bogged out and all this stuff,
so he can find ways to consolidate power into himself. Like, the parallel I use with him is, if th, th, th, th, th, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, i th, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, he is thi, he is thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's thi, he thi, he thi, he thi, he thi, he is thi, he's thi, he is thi, he is thi, he is thi, he is thi, he is thi, he is thi, he is thi, he is thi, he is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, this stuff so he can find ways to consolidate power into himself.
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know, Kevin Spacey, great all around dude right there.
But um. All the all the allegations aside and all the people that never made it to the court aside
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So on and on it goes, and he's manipulating this war, it becomes basically a civil war between these two factions,
this government republic and these planets that have kind of broken off.
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Like you see this all the time in politics.
They find more and more ways, especially in wartime.
I mean, they find ways to stay in power longer.
They find ways to get more emergency powers, etc.
And that's literally what he does.
He gets the, he's granted emergency powers, okay, because he needs to create an army
and all the stuff during wartime. And he says the classic line, which you know, everybody gets,
I get a kick out of watching. He says, you know, thank you for granting me these emergency powers.
As soon as this threat is over, I'm going to return it. Like, no, bullshit. Bullshit. That, that never, that never goes, that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes that goes, that goes, that goes, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. thi. to. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to, to. to. to, to. to. to, to. to, to. to, to. to, to. to. to, to. to. to, to. to, to. to. to, to. to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the, the, the. the. they. they. to. to. to. they. toe. the the toe. the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to, to. the. to never goes away. So it kind of goes on and on.
And then, so he creates this clone army.
Okay, and you know, cloning, that takes us down a whole another rabbit hole.
We won't have time for all that kind of stuff.
But he creates this clone army to fight this ongoing threat.
And he implants in these clones a microchip.
Huh, microchipping. Has anybody heard about microchipping recently? I don't know.
So what happens is at a certain point in time, the Jedi figure out what's really going on.
And they say, hey, dude, you need to step down. And he's like no.
And they fight him, and he wipes them out, et cetera. And then he goes and cries to the Senate.
And this is like the, here's like the capital riot of Star Wars right here.
These Jedi come and he fights him, whatever.
And he's like, oh, the Jedi attacks me.
I'm scarring disfigured, like A what, we got to we got to get rid of all these Jedi. I mean, they almost killed me. I mean, look look what happened.
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I'm really watching this thing going,
let's all run to the GOP, let's all run to the right.
They have America first, why you have this Florida governor governor who is like doing all the things
at the conspiracy theorist love but a lot of people aren't talking about like he is pro-censorship
of any criticism of Israel and you know it's like again like you know our stance on this whole thing
it's like love Jews love Israelis have problem with okay? But then to have a powerful
political figure, censoring Americans for a foreign government is kind of crazy. And the way everyone's
just clamoring for Trump when he was obviously a Zionist. I mean that Dan Crenshaw's a Zionist,
that Trump is a Zionist, this this governor, Florida governor's a Zionist.
So it's very interesting, like what is the game?
And they've always, I've always, you always heard they throw you a Democrat when you're
mad at the Republicans, right?
Right, right. But the Republicans are always doing the work of the big businesses and all that stuff. And here we are with this the theater of the election the election the election the election the election the election the election the election the election the election the election the election the election the Republicans are always doing the work of the big businesses and all that stuff.
And here we are with this theater of the election and all that stuff going on
and how now everybody's clamoring.
It's like if you really wanted to let's, let's, you know, and it's my biggest problem with the left.
It's like, you don't have to like Trump.
I don't care.
Beat him like a Pinyana for all I give a shit.
Okay, you just don't tell me that Biden is the answer.
You can, you can be liberal and hate the Democrats.
It's totally fine. It's totally fine. And I, just like, if you take a look at you like, if you really want to destroy like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, look, you're like, if you really want, if you really want to destroy
like what used to be the anti-war movement is just take their party and fill it with scumbags,
satanic pedophiles and then watch everybody start to run away from that.
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And the war was never, neither side
was ever meant to win this war.
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completely pointless. Like, you know, think about anything, like war on drugs, Vietnam,
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So Palpatine sends Darth Vader, who just got crowned Darth Vader, to take out all those trade
federation big business leaders, because now they know too much.
And so he takes them all out too, right?
And you know, so it's so, it's so convenient. It's in such a great parallel with what happens.
And then, you know, so then, you know,
that's really the end of that, but you know,
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And then what he really does over the next 20, 30 years,
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this power. I'm just going to hide away now and hold on to all this power and, you know, screw
everybody else. And then you kind of, then you get into the original trilogy and so on and so on and so forth. Yeah, dude, yeah, it's so interesting, man.
It's like, think about when all these movies came out and how they saw all this shit happening.
Right.
And it's just, I mean, and it's all there, pointed out for you to see, and like, does anybody
see it?
Right.
Obviously you do, but how many people if they actually broke this down be like, holy shit, this is exactly what's happening right now.
And then Johnny, to talk about, you know, revenge of the Sith at the very end, there's
a lot of really great symbolism that happens as this all culminates into this empire.
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Senate at each other, like metaphorically destroying the Senate
in a physical and metaphorical sense.
And then the same time you're seeing the death
of the Jedi Knight religion, right?
So you see industry, politics, religion,
and then even a socioeconomic, you know,
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Like Anakin almost kills his wife to become this Anakin person.
So you see all of these things culminate in
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starkest one, the most obvious is is the use of war powers by Palpatine, you know, there's
there's a threat. There's a great threat to the country. I temporarily just for now need, you know,
some executive orders. I got to do some executive orders guys, just boring clerical stuff that when it'll go back to normal the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. T th. T th. T, th. T, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. The thi's thi's thi's thi. The thi's thi. The thi. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thra's thi's thra's thi's thi's thithat it'll go back to normal when the threats over.
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on the lookout for, you know, even if you're like blue beam or something.
We just we cannot for any reason let an executive or head of state or even a congressional body consume powers that just, you know, aren't outlined for them.
I'm suspicious any time I see an executive order come across.
And you want to hear a great, Samuel, you'll appreciate this.
You want to hear a great George W. Bush reference at the end of that movie there.
So Anikin is fighting against, about to fight against the Obi-Wan, and he says,
if you're not with me, you're by enemy. Oh, snap. He said, if you're not, if you're either with us or against us in the war on terror.
Oh, snaps.
And it's just like, I hate to tell everybody, but you know, there is a, there is a way in which radical Islam in, in the Middle East is the Jedi resistance, if you really think about it. I mean, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's that's the the the the their, if to to to their, if their, if their, if their, if their, if their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. thi. they. thi. thi. thi. they. to to their, their, their, their, their, their, ththe Jedi resistance if you really think about it.
I mean that's very hard to say especially since we've all had friends or I know
you know when I did a USO I went to Afghanistan I went to the base that's had everybody
from my home home area there. While my brother was in up in New York
going to one of the guy's brother's funeral
who had died in Afghanistan, his funeral back home. But it's like if you if you look at like from
the Middle Eastern's point of view, who's the good guys? Right. Right.
Who is the empire? If you reverse. If you go back in time to our war on independence, who is the empire in that scenario, Britain?
Who are the Jedi's, the Americans?
So it's just like, and then you get into religion and all that stuff, it's like perspective and all the demonization,
the giant weapon tree sent to destroy the local population and
what we've done.
I mean, that's us.
That is us.
You know, it goes even a little deeper maybe than I'm not.
Thaughed, I'm not sure I agree with.
I mean, that's the sentiment that got Bill Mars show canceled politically correct
in the 90s. You know, him saying that you know, you can't, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, th, th, you can say what you want about these people, but they're not cowards, you know, because people were saying, oh, just cowardly acts by the, and he was right,
they weren't. But, I think of the emotion, it's, you know, for me it's called reading the room.
There is a, yeah, yeah, you're right. But what,they would object to the use of the word religious, but they are fundamentalist
of a sort of a spiritual order.
And yeah, I mean, I guess you could compare them to.
And one of the things that happened during that pre-trilogy that kind of was really
interesting to me was during this huge war, they basically conscripted the Jedi and a military service for the Republic, right? So they're supposed to be these like Zen masters, like basically, supposed to be like this monk-like society, right?
They're supposed to be in touch with the force, really understanding and meditating on what's really
happening. But Palpatine had it in such a way that he had them out fighting all these battles
that they weren't able to go back to the real truth of what they should have been seeing. I mean, if they would have had the time to meditate and all this stuff, they would have
really seen the manipulation that was going on.
But he had them distracted in so many different areas that they weren't able to do that.
And even got to the point where, I feel like our ability to use the force is diminished
because of they were spread out in all these different areas and Yoda's like well, and Samuel
Jackson's like, well, we got to tell the Senate. We got to, and Yoda, and this is a really great,
like, you know, art of war type phrase here. Yoda says, no, we can't tell the Senate that we our powers are diminished, otherwise they'll see us as weak, right?
Like when you're weak act strong, kind of go to the art of war stuff.
But they were so clouded.
There was a really this dark side cloud that was clouding their judgment, that was clouding
everything they did intentionally, and they weren't able to get back to the roots
of what they really should have been doing was that meditation and knowledge of the force kind of stuff.
These were supposed to be the watchers, right?
Right.
And almost kind of like you think of like like the Catholic church, right?
Like there's been so much terrible shit that's gone on with the Catholic church, they've really
gone away from what they really should, so that's kind of, that's a little bit about the- And I just want to clarify my thing.
And if we take a deeper look at Al Qaeda and ISIS
on how they are not Jedi's,
we realize they too are on the payroll of the empire.
And they are controlled.
Yeah, and I think you said the radicals,
I don't know if we want to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say the to say to say the to say to say to say to say the radical are throwing gaze off of buildings and stuff like the really the hardcores that I know the minority.
I am talking about those who resist foreigners on their soil.
I'm sorry we could get into anything and whatever you want.
You want to clip me and make me feel bad.
I mean make me look like a bad guy. I'm fine with that because it's the truth. I just don't know if that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the. I the. I the. I'm the. I the. I the. I tho. I tho. I tho. I the. I'm tho. I the. I'm the. I'm th. it's the truth. I just don't know if that's the right word of the radicals. I think you mean like the sort of the the freedom fighters or something, but not the
I don't know the radicals are the people radical by belief.
And the radicals are in fact the are paid for, you know, and supplied by the fucking international
banking couple. So maybe that word was used wrong there and for that I say sorry but not sorry
because I fucking 100% believe that if you're over somewhere else's place and they're defending their lands, they're not the terrorist.
We are the terrorists. We're in places we should not be for things and that's not about oil.
I'm sorry because we find tons of oil here. And this is Sam Tripoli speaking. So if you want,
I'm all about that action. If anyone's got a fucking problem with it, come get some.
I think that that sentiment is the sentiment that launched the Tea Party movement.
It was during the debates and I for the 2008 cycle, the Republican debates, when Ron Paul just got up there and said,
why don't we listen to why they're fighting us,
why they're killing us?
It's because we're over there.
And that, you know, that was the first time you ever heard that on stage,
especially post 9-11.
And that, and that, I really think that's thething I'll tell you about the right that you respect, their ability to
pull their energy money and profits out of the system to create the Tea Party to the
point that the Republicans are, okay, okay, we're listening.
The left can't do that.
They are so consumed with hatred of the right that they will fucking step in line and follow complete scumbags who have hijacked their party.
You know, they just hate Republicans because most of these guys are in the 30s and 40s that are leading the party listening to 20 year olds who have lived no life talking about idealistic ways of living.
And it's just like, dude, you can tell me about how hard it is to be black, how hard is to be gay, how hard as to be a woman. Just don't
tell me that white men have fucking everything handed to them because some
of them are born into worlds of shit and when you don't recognize that you
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really the most closed-minded of all of them. It's crazy you know like I know a
lot of people that help hold like leftist liberal whatever kind of
view and they're really good people They just don't realize how far left that party
is moved. You know, and you kind of feel bad from because they've always been taught, well,
this is what I vote. I vote this, I vote this. And they don't see a lot of that crazy because
they just, they choose not to. And it's kind of unfortunate. And it works both ways to you know. And it works both the thanks. thuuu, thu th to th th thus to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. And, th. And, th th. And, th. And, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to to to to to that, to to that, that, this is what happens every fucking time. Once a movement starts growing,
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versus right to life, anti-gay sediment. And it's like, no, man, live and let live and let live and the the the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and the government and it's, and it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the life, anti-gay sediment.
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and keep the government off out of your bank account
and out of your body.
Stay there and you'll be fine.
But you're gonna get fucking seduced by crazies,
that tell you what you want,
that are just super charismatic and we'll bring you
and next thing you know you're fucking hating gays and women aren't back alleys doing shady
ass shit so right that's kind of where we are I'm sure I'm pissing everybody off in this
episode but I don't care.
But it makes it seem like that like with Marlowe coming up with a Captain America being gay it makes you get mad at that it makes you seem like a a homophol for being mad that Captain America has to be gay now. When I'm like, I'm not
mad about that, but why Captain America? Why can't you just make a new character? Like imagine
I'm like you just keep making characters gay too. It's just like it was the green lantern. Noways are the most creative people out there, right? They're super creative. Come up with your own gay guy.
And he doesn't have to be annoying gay either.
It's like, could be cool gay.
It's like, dude, and I bang dudes in the ass.
Okay, that's who I am.
But I also fight evil.
Right?
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Like, why do I give a shit?
Like, let's have a conversation first.
And I'll know if you're an asshole, if you're not.
If you're an asshole, you're an asshole, I don't care if you're a gay, white, straight black.
If you're an asshole, you're an asshole, you're an asshole.
Right. Let's start there, like let's talk first before you have to tell me all your pronouns. Why can't, why can't we do that?
You have to preface everything with this, this is like, great.
Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
I don't know why it matters.
How old are you, I'm 36.
I was born in 8, 1984, and we're still living in 1984, which is kind of,, but I, you know, like, you're, you're starting to enter a time
where like your body overthrows the dictator. It's not about getting late all the time and
everything like that, right? Because when you're super young, that's all you care about,
you wake up in the morning going, how can I bury this bone in somebody's yard, right? That's what's all about. But as you get older and like, Kyle,
you're now gonna answer this place
where you're gonna start making your money,
your career is gonna explode
because that's what you're focusing on now, right?
Like, and at some point, it's like,
anybody in their 40s that still identifies by their sexuality,
is just crazy to me,
because it literally does not matter.
I mean, it's fun to care about getting late,
obviously it's great, but it's not the biggest concern,
like when you're in your 20s,
and it's like such a giant big part of your life.
If you're a 40-year-s cell identified by your sexuality,
I just don't understand it.
I don't understand why people define themselves by the five minutes they do in the bedroom.
Right.
And in the last Star Wars movie that episode nine, they made sure at the very end of the
movie to have a same-sex kiss between two women, right?
Between two minor characters that nobody even knew about.
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in the can send it out. Couldn't agree more, dude. Could agree more. So let's get into
some with all the news of Fauci, Bill Gates, being thrown under the bus. By the way, this is all part of a script that they did in assimilation that they ran for I think
Jay Dyer put out the best quote about it. This was all part of let me see what
he said real quick. He basically brought it down right here let me see where he
said it okay he said basically the Spars War document said they'd burn frontmen like Fauci and obviously
Bill Gates.
This is all part of their war games that they're playing.
But let's get into the parallels between vaccines and COVID parallels in Star Wars.
Star Wars.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, and this was crazy when I look, I'll have to send you guys the picture of this, but like 12 years ago, okay, so talking 2009, the Star Wars animated series, had this little one-off episode about a crazy scientist who,
I'm telling you, this dude, this dude looks like Fauci. I'll send you this picture, but
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I mean, it does look like him. It's like a caricature. Yeah. And this was 2009.
So if you think about it, 2009, the whole, what was it,
the swine flu thing was going on, right?
So kind of interesting that was happening at the same time as this.
But anyways, this mad scientist intentionally releases a virus from a laboratory that was originally
water born virus that he
wanted to make airborne. Okay, so just that end of itself is a little is a little
nuts for Star Wars and especially like an animated series right that is mostly
geared towards kids. So I thought that was that was pretty interesting,
especially in terms of everything going on now. Not that there was anything devious about it.
I just happened to make that connection there. But the interesting thing about that was the cure for this virus was naturally occurring,
like herbs and plants, you know, which think about, think about COVID, what's the cure, what's the treatment
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And I'll tell you what, at the beginning of the episode, and this is called the clone
war series, if anybody wants to check it out, at the beginning of each one of these
episodes, they show this little phrase up on the screen, almost kind of like this is a phrase which means something in the episode going forward, almost like what you'd see on like a
fortune cookie. But basically what it says on the screen before this episode
aired it said, it said fear is the virus. Fear is the virus. I'm like you've got
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had to wear three masks, all this all this garbage. And then they're willing to shed
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interesting because now as all this stuff's coming out about masks and all that stuff you still
see these commercials that were filmed a month ago when the narrative was much different
running and you're like oh you're lying to us right now and I feel really that were filmed a month ago, when the narrative was much different running.
And you're like, oh, you're lying to us right now.
And I feel really bad because somebody worked hard on that,
took money for being a scumbag, but it's like,
we're just laughing at everything you're saying.
Oh, don't forget the social distance.
Oh, everyone knows that doesn't matter.
Right. Yeah, it's hilarious. And you know, my wife is watching like some of those stupid medical shows like Grace Anatomy,
right?
And they recorded these, they've filmed these episodes at the beginning of the pandemic.
Okay, so now they're airing right now.
So she's seeing all this crap.
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but June 16th or June 17th, that's the big day.
That's the day, that's the day.
that's the day.
It literally says on June 17th, you don't have to wear a mask anymore.
It's like, what? They just picked a day. And Israel, and I think Europe now stopped passports.
It's just a matter of time before here, before vaccine passports go away.
It better.
I mean, California will be the last because all the conformist rich kids move there
because they want to be cool kids.
And they'll conform into the beginning. And you know, it's like I said earlier, like punk rock, these people are never punk rock. They were all, they were all, they were all, the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their conform into the beginning. And you know, it's like I said earlier, like punk rock,
these people were never punk rock.
They were all, they were all folk, folk rock, fake rock, you know.
And you're seeing it right now.
And it's just like, I think we're entering a very, very interesting time where I think
we have a chance at this. That's my honest belief, man, is we have a chance at just seizing back the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the this. I, that's my, my honest belief, man,
is we have a chance at just seizing back the narrative.
I mean, if after the JFK assassination, you know,
the Gulf of Tonkin, 9-11, weapons of mass destruction,
the Vegas shooting, Russian collusion, and now this thing,
and you still watch the media, I don't even want to save you.
Right.
I hope you get eaten by zombies.
That's what I hope happens.
Right.
You can become all you can eat buffet for the zombies, okay?
I don't want anything to do with you. I'm not interested in saving you.
You can just stay at home and pump yourself
full of vaccines all fucking day and just enjoy hatred and people and everybody's out to get you
an oppression and all that stuff. All the narrative I think is just like starting to fall to the side
and I think we're about to enter a wonderful place. So let's give them some more.
Well, real quick on that point, you know, what you mentioned about, you know, we may have
a chance here. You know, I think the deep state and all these people over the past year,
I think basically what they've been doing is like the Tech Mobile Hail Mary. Every day,
Tech Mobile Hail Mary, Fourth and 35, they know that they're going to that art of war, they know their position of weakness, so they're acting strong, but I think everybody's starting
to see through that a little bit, at least,
well, I wouldn't say everybody,
but I think more and more people every day are starting to wake up
and just want to their basic freedoms back,
you know, not to the level of ways we understand it.
But people just want their basic stuff back, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, a restaurant and not have to wear a mask and then sit down five seconds later. People just want that basic stuff,
you know. I just, I'm blown away by everyone's like, man, it was great to be in a restaurant.
I'm so happy to be here. Think about what you're saying. Yeah. Think about what you're
you're saying. You're excited to eat inside a restaurant. That's where our life is right now.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, I went out to a bar the other night
to watch a concert and they finally got rid of all the masks.
No, employees are wearing mask and I'm like,
this feels weird, but it's fucked up that it feels weird.
It should not feel weird.
This is normal life.
We did this every single day of our entire lives. to. to. to't think it should it's a whole you know backwards right point and I'm
probably gonna steal that for my comedy act I just need you know that
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Yeah, it's gonna hurt.
And just think about what a year and a half of your life. So half your life they've seen people walking around like fucking mortal combat, right?
Right.
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I mean, it's, it's, it's thearable for the kids.
And they've been, and they've been seeing their parents working from home, ignoring them, doing this to that.
So they have all these kind of all these complexes and it's it's terrible for the kids. Dude I just want to kick all their asses. Okay let's get into the final two
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The programming did not work on them.
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it didn't work on them.
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We see things in a different way.
We don't buy into the programming.
We're willing to think for ourselves.
And it's a very direct parallel for what's going on there.
But anyways, you're starting to see, and it's called a chain code throughout the galaxy,
which is like an intergalactic ID.
So if you don't have this ID, you can't go on an airship,
you can't go buy, sell goods, et cetera.
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that that is happening right now.
Is that starting to program us for that kind of environment?
I couldn't agree more, dude. When you have five companies, now I think it's down the four, that own all the media, it is not hard
to coordinate this shit. And that's why my friend Brian Callan can't come to grips with.
When you, you know, I lived in Hollywood, I don't do it anymore, but when I used to pitch
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from somebody above them telling them what they're looking for. And that email was sent to that
person, which was sent to that, was sent from a boardroom of a small group of people that are
on all these different boardrooms. A great example of this now is Viacom. Viacom used to be all these different channels. MTV. T. Com Com Com Com Com Com Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. to th. C. C. C. to th. th. th. to be. to be. th., to be. th., th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. They. They. They th. They th. They th. They to be th. They to be to be th. to be to be th. to be to be to be to be the. to be to be the. We we're the. We're the. We're the. We're the. the. the. the. the all these different channels, MTV, Comedy Central, Spike TV.
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all of those channels.
Yep. One group of people.
So it is not hard to get a message to fucking be dispersed
through all these different, quote unquote,
independent freaking channels.
And that is what happened.
And that is why, Kyle shows like yours mine, you know, all these other stuff.
That's why you're seeing YouTube channels and comedians being fucking attacked right now,
because those are mediums that can be created without banker money.
Right. And you're competing against banker money and what they want done.
And Hollywood, Disney, they stop making art for people.
They are now making art for banks.
And the people running everything.
And that is why nobody's watching their shit anymore.
You want to hear something really funny talking about censorship on YouTube.
You'll get a kick out of this. So talking about this whole intergalactic totalitarianism thing.
I put on this presentation a few months ago where I did a whole PowerPoint on all this stuff, right?
So I post this to YouTube. I call it intergalactic totalitarianism. Well,
Disney right away takes it down. They said copyright violation, etc. Mind you, I used clips. All clips are already on YouTube. So it wasn't like I was just screen grabbing the shit from the
movies, okay? So they take it down, okay? I reposted and I call it intergalactic diversity and inclusion.
And it's fine. I mean, I mean, you can't, you can't make this shit up, you know, and it got, and it got
through the algorithm.
Dude, I, I'm 100% dude, 100%. That's what they're doing now.
I think we have to start weaponizing their own algorithm,
like directing it against them, putting in keywords like woke keywords into our keywords and our titles,
you know, and tell the listeners because I really think a lot of this is just all,
it's all AI, like recognition of cues like words a voice
recognition and shit like that. Every episode of Timfall Hat for now on will
be called why why people suck yeah I really think there's an opportunity there
to kind of turn it against them because then they're gonna show it to everybody
you know how it is that you get blasted with that shit on YouTube
and on social media that woke shit.
It's everywhere.
And I think there's an opportunity for somebody to kind of.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Kyle, man, you came, you saw you kicked a whole lot of ass brother.
I appreciate you stepping up.
We had a guy cancel and you step right in and knocked it out of the park.
And I appreciate Johnny and Xavier for showing up at the, and I'm doing
this because we put this together at last second. I hope you guys enjoyed. If anybody has
any problems with something I said, let me know. I ain't afraid of that. You can come on
and tell me why I'm an asshole. I have no problems with that. I stand by everything I said. And I will say probably about a thousand more times on the show. th. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I'll thi, I'm the thi, I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm thi. thi. today, I'll today, I'll today, I'll today, I'll, I'm today, I'll today, I'm today, I'm thi. thi. thi. I a thousand more times on the show by the time we do our last
episode. So I appreciate you again. Kyle, one more time, please sell them where they can
find you. Sure, you can find me. The podcast is called Conspiracy in the Forest. You can
find it anywhere you find podcast. And then you can find me on Twitter and Instagram. the conspiracy underscore Kyle. And it's conspiracy with K. So maybe that the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tioooooooooooooooooo ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. tie one one one one one one tie one tie one tie one tie. tie one one tie one tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. t. t. t. ti. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t kind of get through some of the censorship bullshit. And within the next few weeks, yeah, like you mentioned to me
in the show, Sam, I joined the Rockfin Network, which I'm really excited about rolling out.
the to'n'lill to the to'c, so stay tuned to my social guys having me on the show. It's a great time. Anytime all the time, brother. You're welcome back. Anytime you thing got some good for us.
And I love you guys very much. I hope to see you guys in Miami or in Houston. And we will do it again soon. I love you guys. Have a great weekend. Thank you for your support.
We go deep home boy.
Eric. Open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron!
This is only the beginning.
There, you just move my mind.
Tim Foil Hack.
Tim Foil Hack.