Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space Ep 25: Happy Thanksgiving Homeboy

Episode Date: November 24, 2016

On this episode of Safe Space with Sam Tripoli, I talk about... 1) Canada 2) Celebrities at the Clipper Game 3) Cops at the Standing Rock 4) We broke Kanye 5) Be the Lone Wolf

I get a feeling there's gonna be a riot. All right, welcome to Safe Space with Sam Tripoli. Why don't I have to say my name? That's weird. Welcome, thanks for tune in. I love them back in the States. I'm back doing the podcast. Sorry, couldn't do it on Monday. I didn't get back in time. So we're doing it here. Happy Thanksgiving to everybody who's listening. I hope you get this before the podcast. Sorry, I couldn't do it on Monday. I didn't get back in time. So we're doing it here. Happy Thanksgiving to everybody who's listening.

I hope you get this before the holiday. If not, you listen to it after the holiday. Thank you so much. I appreciate everything. The year has flown. Everybody's ready for 2017. I don't know if it's necessarily going to be better. let's hope put out the positive energy dude put it out there 2017 be fun be festive full of love but thank you for tune in I just got give a shot out real quick to Canada I fucking love you there's nothing about Canada I really well real quick I'm gonna get into my dates next next Tuesday night the Ranta Tours are back we got Brandon Schaub, Bert Kreischer, who else? Dustin Yerbero, um, David Deary, uh, Vanessa Johnston, myself and Mike Tully,

gotta show Tuesday night, 8 p.m., if you're in LA, come to the show, get weird, okay? And then the following weekend, I am in Chicago at the comedy bar, the first, second, and third. So come and hang out. I'd love to see everybody haven't played Chicago in forever. I just can't wait to freeze my balls off. Free my... frees my balls off. I can't wait. I'm very excited. So it's gonna be good.

Aaron, how are you? Good. Aaron, do you all get weird when Ari makes weird when you're the future children? Are you makes weird comments about your wife and your future children? A little bit. I get more weird when he pees and bottles on camera. Is that what happened the other day?

Oh yeah. When I left, he pissed? He pissing a bottle? And a bottle in a cup. Tried to get it on camera. And I, I said no. This is a Christian station. No, I think there's YouTube regulations against it for sure.

Peeing in a bottle? On camera, yeah. I respect that. That's my opinion why Twitter's dying is because there's too much porn on Twitter. And there's too many people retween porn, or maybe that's just my feed? You think that'd keep it alive? No, I think that, I think what the adult films, everybody loves porn, they just want it in its own weird place on the side. Which brings me to my next point, hello Canada. Canada's great, man.

Canada is fucking great. I love everything about Canada. I can't get there enough. It's one of those countries where you go, could I live here? Answer is yes. It's too cold though. It's too cold, but the people are pretty laid back, man. They get it.

The truth is, they just get it. And there's a lot of reasons why. But like, their most conservative people are, like, would be liberals in America. They be completely blue liberals. They're so laid back and cool. You know, and I realized this the other day when I was at Aop. Is that the mall? Do you know that they have adult bookstores in malls in Canada? No, that's that's, you remember? We thought Spencer's the mall was crazy because we, they had

tit dice. You remember like, whoa, I'm gonna go to Spencer's ball, I'm gonna get one of those pens where you do it upside down and you see titties. That's when titties were worth something. That's when they were worse. Now it's just there's so much, how much lighter do you think the internet would be if you got rid of all the porn? Oh, there'd be four pages. Yeah, there'd be four pages left. There's so much tits and ass on the internet. Like why are people still angry? Like you go to, there's a fucking, there's in this West Emington Mall, there is three adult bookstores, not one in a weird corner quietly away. Three, locate throughout the

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mine wouldn't even do close. Mine be like one of those really shitty Halloween costumes where your mom puts like the bed fucking blanket on you and then puts a hall and you're like oh you're a ghost that would be my dick just a little ghost in a fucking back tryingrying to scare pussy. It wouldn't work. But yeah, they got adult bookstores over there. They're pretty laid back, man. They're pretty laid back. And you're like, why is Candace so late back?

I'll tell you for a couple reasons. One is their news. The news there is, really, maybe for them, I didn't watch a shit ton of it, but I've traveled the world and I love to watch news, and I just watch that their news is for the most part informative. It's not, and it's uplifting. It's not fear-mongering. Like we, CNN is on a fear-mongering, fucking run right now. Like, this is like the golden age of fear-mongering for

CNN. Like did you see the new thing that they like it's like they're they're combing mental facilities looking for anybody that won't say anything fucking nuts. It's like CNN's like hey well guy in crazy shit they want to say. Some guys like are Jews people. Get them in makeup, we're live in five, four, three. It's just like, that doesn't represent anybody except for the small minority of people. The notion, the notion that if you voted for Trump, you're automatically a racist,

is going to be the downfall of everything. Just because some people voted for Trump because they didn't like Hillary. There's nothing to do with being a racist or a bigot. I'm not gonna get in more of that a little later, but right now I want to stay focused on that one. I feel like I lost you on that. I, you know, I think you may not necessarily be outwardly racist, but you're, you,

you think that everybody who voted for Trump has a bit of racism in them. Yeah, I mean, well, most people do. Beyond the acceptable level of bigotry, which we all have, everybody has an acceptable level of bigotry. Yeah. There's a little bit of like, fuck that. Everybody's tiny bit xenophobic, a tiny bit, whatever other words they are out there. Xenophobia, uh, isolationist maybe, I don't know. But there is a little bit, everybody kind of looks at anybody who is not their own as a little, with a smidget, a smidget of a suspect. They kind of, what's going on here? But I think most people in this country, like

I said, like more people voted for her than voted for him. We're three weeks out and we're still talking about it. And if you don't think that the Kling Camp and all them are behind this, all this propaganda shit, I think as a society we should all agree never to watch the news again. I'm into it. Don't watch the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu watch thuc thun't watch thun't thun't thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thooes thus thi thaten. I thoes tho' tho' tho'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a' thoes. I'm into it. Don't watch the news. Don't watch CNN. Fuck CNN.

Yeah. You watch, you watch, I go Canada, I go across the world. Man, the news is totally different. I'm not saying there's no propaganda going on. But CNN, anytime Don Lemon opens his mouth, it hot propaganda garbage comes out. Hot propaganda garbage. It's just like, what do you? It's just like, how do you? Don Lemon, I would love to ask Don Lemon,

how long does it take for him to fall asleep crying? Like, how long does he cry at night? Before he goes back because he knows the shit he's doing is so fucking stupid. But back to Canadians, Garnett, one of the listeners of Punch Trunk, very nice guy, I'm not going to try to pronounce his last name, I'm fucking horrible at it. If you listen to the podcast, you know I can't say names. Garnett from Winnipeg will call him, nicest guy, huge, huge punch thrunk fan, buys us gifts all the time. Like if it's our birthday, he'll buy us a jersey, buy his hats. He came, he wanted to get out of Canada.

He comes down and he buys us three tickets to the Clipper game. And because he's a Raptor fan. And so I was like, that's cool. I had a bunch of stuff I had to do, but I'm like, this guy flew in. I'm gonna go with him. And I gotta be honest with you, anytime I work with fans, and I don't want any fans to take this wrong way, but the monkey Todd situation from way back to day, which was before you Aaron, we had a guy he was a big fan, and he was a big fan, he turned out, let's just say he's a little off and it was like made

everybody uncomfortable. And he's a good guy, he's just got conditions and it's not his fault. He's dealing with it the best they can. I don't hate him, but I'm just saying it was such a weird situation that whenever anybody deals with us, I kind of go, hey man, what's going on here? So, when everybody hits me up, they want to work and I go, are you fucking crazy? I ask them, are you a nut job? Are you a whack job?

Do you do wacky shit? Are you a fucking crazy person? Because I don't want to deal with crazy. I like fans, I love fans, without fans. You know, fan is just short for abbreviation of fanatic. You know, I get it, but it's like, are you crazy? Just don't be crazy, I'll deal with anybody. I'm a pretty easy guy.

I'll deal with anybody, just don't be a whack job. And Garnett was, and he's a very nice guy, bus tickets, so he bought us, when he showed us where he was like, hey, where's these tickets? And I was like, okay, th, th, th, th, th, thu thu thu th, thu, thu, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, th, th, thus, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th th thi, th. thi, thi, thi, th. And I was like, okay, I usually don't do second row. I don't do the high, the high area. But I'll do it because I'm very thankful that he would even come down and buy us tickets. I'll do it. I'm only joke. I'll take any ticket.

I'll sit high up like that? Throwing it up like that Is that it now we're freezing frames now? Somebody's freezing frames Because I'm talking about the high up nosebleed seats and now I got people throwing fucking Hyle Hitler's at everybody? Is that where we're at? Listen dude, I am the mostthis guy. I'm the most liberal dude in the world. There's nothing about me that is conservative though. And if you're conservative, you listen to this, I don't hate, that's cool man. You believe what you want to believe. It's when you enact rules on other people, that's where I problem.

Whatever you want to believe in, believe in it. me that's conservative. Nothing. You know sometimes feminist drive me fucking nuts, okay, but I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not worried about feminist because once we get Japanese sex robots, I'm not gonna have to deal with this shit anymore. Once I got a fuck robot, do I got put up with your shit? Hey, go sleep on the bed. You know it doesn't kick me the bed babe? Bimbot 5, okay? And guess well I just got an upgrade for detachable asshole okay so keep right in your mouth lady I was talking about how women like women like women like think guys want porno sex we don't want porno sex men want bump dump go to sleep sex that's what we want but you had to start with this four play shit right they have to start with the four play stuff and now we're like

okay four place so I got to start with the 4-Play stuff and now we're like, okay, 4-play. So I gotta, I gotta pay the bills, mow the lawn, paint the house, fucking fix the cupboard. If somebody breaks in our house, I gotta fight them. The boat goes down. I gotta go last, and on top of that, I gotta eat your pussy. Okay, all right. Guess is getting the poop shoot, okay? okay? Daddy's home. So once we have fuck robots, we don't have to worry about all this shit. I really do think sex robots and virtual reality porn is the only hope for mankind. Let these fucking poor people dump in the fucking robots all day. We need less people. Yeah. Our Earth's only hope is really pulling out an anal. That's it.

We're fucked. Any other way? Do you see the 405 last night? Yeah. Do you see that picture? Yeah. Yeah. That's human beings.

Each one of those cars has about four, anywhere from two to three people, or one person? That's even worse. Yeah. We need Japanese sex robots. Anal. Those are our only hope. Anal. Japanese sex robots. And you might not. I'm not. Most people are like, and I'm financially conserved. I am not. I am fucking Democrat, socialist. I don't give a shit. Which is capitalism with some fucking parameters that fucking rich people don't go fucking nuts on everybody And we spread it around? Do we spend 13 trillion dollars on war?

Imagine we took all that put it back into the country? Oh yeah, we'd be fucking we'd be all have flying cars and Japanese sex robots. Yeah, yeah, it'd be much better Totally. That what I'm into, so that's who I am. So, and that's another reason why Canada is so nice. They don't have to worry about having a military. They don't have to put their money into military because they got an 800-pound gorilla next door. It's kind of like having like evil Superman as your neighbor. If you know someone's a break your house, Superman's gonna come over there and who who who fucks with Canada, which nobody wants to fuck, Canada is like the koala bears of the world. Yeah. Everybody likes them. Even Al Qaeda's like, I like these Canadians. Hockey too much, but I like them, right? They're like that's why you go through their security. You go through their security, and they're like their like like like like like like like like like like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I's like, I's their. I's like. I like. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's their, their, their. I'm their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. t go through their security. You go through their security and they're like really pat you down. It's like, you're Canada.

Nobody hates you. A couple crazy guys get mad because their team lost the fucking Stanley Cump, they flip a car. That is it. Like when I was in Canada, wherever I stood was the bad section of town. That's why I realized. I was like the shadi shshiest shshiest shshiest shshiest shshiest shshiest shshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshad, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like the shad, I was like the shad, I was like, I was like the shadi, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like the the shad, I was like the shad, I was like the shadi, I was like the shadiest, the shadiest, the shadiest, the shadiest, the shadiest, the shadiest, the shadiest, the shadiest, the the the the the the the fucking theft went up, illiteracy went up. That's how where I stood. That's how it was, man. So, Garnett comes, he gets us these tickets. He's like, Ari couldn't make it because he's had anything special. And so we go to game, I drive down, I get him up early. I love telling Canadians when we go to like any section go listen they don't tell you the shit in the in the trail

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I'm like, chill, dude. Everybody's cool. We just lay down, just don't yell any Hyle Hitler's in the middle here. We're talking about burning crosses, and everybody's good. Everybody just wants to fuck and drink some beer their their their their their their, get their dick sucked and have a laugh. That's, that's the world, dude. That's the world. Everybody's just laid back. Some people are, where there's poor people, they gotta survive, you know? But I mean, for the most part, the world's pretty chill. So anyways, we go there, we're walking to the stadium, who do we see Send Dog from Insane in the Membrane, Cypress Hill... So. So. So, the C. So, the C. So, the C. So, the C. So, the Cipipip. insane in the membrane cypress hill he's sitting there by himself

nobody saying anything he just looks like another Mexican at a fucking basketball game I'm like holy shit I walk up can we take a picture boom boom boom I'm like I'm like thank you dude he's like no man thank you I'm like I have no clue what you're thinking me for but I'm cool at that man and then he just he just got mobbed and we just walked away thank you. I'm like, I have no clue what you're thanking me for, but I'm cool at that man. And then he just got mobbed and we just walked away. So there's this guy, when you go to a sporting event, there's like 18, there's like a ton of people just standing around wanting free tickets, like they're looking for a prayer. Like I need a ticket. If you got a ticket, please give me a ticket so Ari didn't go So I was like dude just give him your free ticket and he's like fuck no I'm like that's really weird

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hat, I go, I walk around, I go with my ticket, I get another free hat for Dana, so I got two free hats. Nice. I got two free hats. And I'm like, okay, where are our seats? I'm like 300, he's like, no, dude, we're 108. I'm like, oh shit. That's why150 on these tickets, and they're really close. I'm like, that's amazing. And dude, we had the best seats. This is how good our seats were. You're from LA, if you're not from LA, the LA, the LA mask guys now Chuck the Condor, who I love the death. Nobody else likes him. They all think he's a piece of shit. Before that, it was Clipper Darrell. Clipper Darrell was a black guy. You don't know what age he is.

He could be anywhere from 34 to like literally 65. You don't know. And he wears a red and blue suit. Everything is Clipper up. He's known as Clipper Darry, that is like, the Clipper's try to kick him out. They're like, no, you're fucking never coming back. They had him on a noose, he's crying. Everyone's like, fuck that, dude. Cliper Nation just went nuts, and they got him back.

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And he's with a whole Russian crew. He's got the whole crew. And let me tell you, man, Russians have their hooker game on point. And let me tell you, Clipper games, you know the Clippers are doing well? Because they were hookers everywhere. Just fucking leathery, white got old guys who look like they love cocaine and cocoa butter and laying in the sun hanging out with fucking dime pieces dude. This one chick walked with this guy who looked like this leathery Israeli dude. Walked right, he looked like a leathery Israeli hairstylis stylis. Like he got a hooker but

he really doesn't know what to do with her because he's not into that shit. And dude they sit right next to us and this girl's ass is, I mean dude, is so hot and it goes right past Tibeau's face and he doesn't even look at it because he's concentrating on the game too much. He's a fan. He is, I'm a fan too. But dude. legit dime piece ass, you gotta stop and show some love. If I'd beer, I would have poured it out out of respect. Just a little dip, a little boom, boom, a little love for your ass. So Kovalov hasn't run, this guy, this 60 year old guy comes with this 20 year old,

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The right, now the, I've been going to Clipper Games since 2000. And let me tell you, there is a complete difference between those games and what the game experience is like now. There is nothing but pyrotechnics on everything. I mean, the hat game is on point. I mean a brand new clipper hat. Gorgeous free. And now they got a t-shirt bazooka gun. Like we have militarized t-shirt guns. Our t-shirt cannons. That's how much the military industrial complex is taken over this country. We have militarized t-shirt guns they shoot like a thousand guns like a million times. ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. A ti. A ti. A tip. A te. A tea-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-a-k-k-k. I their their their their their their their their their their their tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. I tip. I tipe. I t-s. I t-s. I t-s. I'm t-s. I'm t-s. I'm t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-a-this country. We have militarized t-shirt guns they shoot like a thousand guns like a million times like a

licked guns like just like like World War two foot like strafing the crowd. Yeah just killing people. Wow like you invade countries with this shit. Now we got it shooting t-shirts at everybody. And people go nuts for t-shirts. People go nuts for free shit at stadiums. It's unbelievable. It's crazy. Dude, they're the worst t-shirts. Now I don't know, I didn't get one. I got one from way back into Donald Sterling days and it's literally sure I used to wash my car with. But these things might be on point because these hats were on point, not this Raider hat, obviously, but my Clipper hat. And it's so funny because I'm a Raider and

I'm Clipper fan. And by the way, the Raiders and Clippers combined, 13 and no on the road. Does anyone care? No, I do. And it's so funny because I'll do the road and people like, oh, you got a sports podcast. I'm like, yeah, I was like, who are your teams? Raiders and Clippers. Bandwag it! I'm like, dude, you should talk to me 2005. When I was two weeks in every season, and I was already over it. These are the glory days for Sam Tripoli Sports Team. Yeah.

These are the glory, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like, we were like two games away from going to the World Series to Dodgers. You know? Can you... So you're a St. Louis fan? Are you St. Louis on everything? Or just baseball? Just baseball. How did that happen?

Have we talked about this before? The Maguire home run chase got me. Like I learned. They were always on TV so I got to see them. But you were never a Padres fan? I had 98 when they went to the series. You know, always Tony Gwyn, you know. I wear Tony Gwynne who talked like this. Listen, we gotta move the key is to hit the gaps.

You ever listen to his son-dued-dodgau-dau-talk? David Boussay or whatever his name is on 570 out here. They just argue. The other guy is such a Dodger Homer when Tony Gwynne Jr. just tries to talk fact. He's like, they get in fights. He's like, okay Tony, watch it? Yeah, okay. Maybe you don't love the Dodgers like I do. It's like, dude, you are such a fucking Homer. It's annoying. So anyways, military cannon cannon gun, it was great dude, took pictures with Kovala with a Send Dog from, I mean dude, there was, I got in the Jumbo-Tron! I was all clipper, I go clipper game, I'm a clipper homer, dude. I got my clipper jersey, I got from the nice people out in Toronto, my 420 jersey with my name on the back and my buddy said the only how only way he knew it was me is because he saw my name on the back of my

jersey people coming up like 420 man what's that mean I go what the fucking what what year are you clipper Darrell you fuck it's 20 thrown it's two thousand 16 you don't know what 420 is what you retarded it's it's weed I don't even smoke 420 is? What, you're retarded? It's weed. I don't even smoke it. But it's weed. So I got in the Jumbo-Tron. So I got in the Jumbo-Tron.

So I got in a Jumbo-Tron. So I'm trying to get away from you. to theyme. toll you. everywhere. But yeah the military, I mean dude it was a crazy gun, a crazy t-shirt gun. All right, so real quick I got two things I want to talk about. I want to talk about North Dakota and the Standing Rock and the Native Americans protesting and how they're using military, they're using like concussion grenades against American citizens. Like I just got to talk I mean really quick I know none of them probably listen this podcast But if you're a police officer and you are

Using military force against American citizens, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like did you join the force to crack skulls like this? I mean like I even get like? I to? Like, I even get like? Like, I to be like? Like, I even get like? Like, to be like? Like? they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, they, they, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, them, I, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they they they they they they're, they they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're you join the force to crack skulls like this? I mean, like, I even get like, wanting to be in your neighborhood and cleaning up your neighborhood and if there's some riffraff, fucking lighten some people up? I can understand to a point. This has nothing to do with this. Like, when you were a kid and you watched movies, did you dream of being the bad guys? Like right now, you're the frat guys from Revenge of the nerds.

You're the, you're the assholes from the Cobra Kai. You're the one yelling, sweep the leg, Johnny, right now. You're an extra from the Karate Kid movie rooting for the Cobra Guy. When you watched Star Wars, did you dream of being a storm trooper? Because that's what you are. You're dreaming, you are a storm trooper. Everybody else would be Luke, maybe Yoda, maybe Hans Solo. Did you dream of being a stormtrooper? Just a fucking another warm body for the fucking Empire to crack on the resistance? I mean that's what you're doing.

You're not serving your neighbors. This is not protect and serve. This is higher gun shit. In our country, man, you're using concussion grenades on US citizens. Like, I don't give a ship where you stand on that pipeline. This use of force is uncalled for. This is not a crime. This is not a terrorist attack. This is US citizens fighting for their own land, man. You are on the wrong side of history right now. No matter how this goes, and it will not go well. This, I'm telling you right now, I will be shocked if this pipeline goes forward. The way it keeps mounting more

and more and more force you use. And what happened to the storm troopers, my friends? What happened to the storm troopers in every Star Wars? They get killed. Even by Ewoks. Even by fucking little furry eawks. Kill Stormtroopers. Did Darth Vader give a shit about the storm troopers? Didn't give a fuck about the storm troopers, man. That's you, that's you. You signed up to protect and serve and now you're cracking Skiles for the Death Star. And you know what, they don't give a shit about you. And at the end of the day, man, at the end of the day, it's your water too, your kids water too. Your fucking environment. So you're doing all this evil shit for a paycheck and a retirement fund,

which most likely the way things are going isn't even gonna be there when you get to that age. So you're selling your soul for a fucking paycheck and not doing what you were a kid you dreamed up. When you were a kid you dreamed of being a cop, you wanted to walk the beat, you want to keep your neighborhood safe, and you want to treat people with some dignity because you cared about your neighborhood. This is not it, man. This is you fucking cracking skulls against your own fucking people.

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This whole fake news thing that's going on, this is such propaganda bullshit. It's such propaganda bullshit. It's such propaganda bullshit. It's making up a term so you no longer trust any other source except for them. Six groups own all the news, man. The message is bought. So to sit there and call people like Democracy Now, who had a reporter who got arrested for covering the fucking North Dakota pipeline incident.

She got arrested. She had to go to trial. The judge was like, dude this is too much. Through the charges out. But that's who's fucking, that's real news. The young turk's real news. Jimmy Shore, Jimmy Dore. Jimmy Dore.

Have you watched his show on YouTube? Phenominal! It's an excellent show. That's real news. As crazy as Alex Jones is, I trust more than what he's saying than the nightly fucking news, man. I'm sorry. I know he's a piece of shit, but so isn't Don Lemon. Don Lemon is a piece of shit. Him and Bill O'Reilly are the same thing, man. They're just different coins talking to a different group. I'd kind of like to see Don Lemon get as crazed as Alec Jones, though.

That would be kind of fun. Well, you know, it would just be queenie. He just get gay, snarky. Yeah, it'd be pretty hilarious. I hope whoever fucks Don Lemon and ass really wrecks that shit. Just fucking gets Aaron drops, dick on that asshole like Jimmy Snooka. Just fucking from the top rope. And that guy can't shit right for a week. I can't stand Don Lemon. He's snarking, he's what's wrong with the fucking media.

He's a piece of shit. Him, Bill O'Brien's, they're all peace shit. Alex Jones is a fucking whack job crazy guy, but the problem is now he's on like, he's like the truth is like this shit going on and he comes off like a racist. Dude, Hillary everything you don't like about Trump, there's a video of Hillary Clinton, saying or doing the exact same thing. That's my point. These people who are protesting, you're just begging for Frank Underwood to come to to to to to come to to come to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the truth, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tr. tr. He's true, true, true, true, true, true, true, the truth, true, the truth, the truth. truth. He's like, truth. He's like, the exact same thing. That's my point. These people who are protesting, you're just begging for Frank Underwood to come from fucking House of Cars to come save you. She is a Sith Lord, man. She is, that's, look at her, look how old and decrepit the fucking

Clinton's look. They look like fucking their souls are draining. He's a piece of shit, man. Fucking Donald Trump is an orangutan's asshole. But the notion that the other side would have anything better. The difference between Trump, the difference between Hillary, is you're hearing all the evil shit that Trump's doing. If it was Hillary, they would never tell you that this guy's part of Monsanto's, or to Walmart, or fucking Glencore, or any of these other Rothschild shit.

You wouldn't hear it. That's the difference. All right, we got a wrap up. Can we just real quick. Okay, I want to. Can we just talk about... Kanye has gone crazy. If you listen to the three or four or five thousand people that listen to this podcast,

if Kanye is coming to your town, do not buy tickets for his show. It is not good. Old Cony is dead. We have lost him. He is gone. He's dead and gone. And we blame no one else but the sole suckers, soul stealers, Kardashians. I want the, seriously, between rappers and pro-athletes, I mean I'm surprised Black Live Matter and having protested Kardashians for all the fucking black entertainers careers they've killed. They're fucking serial killers.

Where's Reggie Bush? Yeah. Where's that light skin black guy that played fucking wide receiver for the cowboys? What's his name? He's gone? He's gone? Yeah, where's Mike Austin? What?

Miles Austin? Miles Austin? Where's he? Lamar Odom? Gone? Where's he? Gone. Lamar Odom, gone. Chris Humphreys, gone. They're all gone. Dead and gone. Odell Beckham went crazy. Gone. They're all gone. They're crazy. Dude. I mean, dude, when is Jesse Jackson gonna step in and do something? He's got to put an end to this black serial killer shit.

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It's a couple minutes, and then we're get out of here. Guys, if you're in Chicago, come see me. Get with me, dog! If you have anything you ever want me to rant, I do it every Monday. I'm gonna have Vicki Pezza on the show next week. weigh. So, here we go. This is Lone Wolf by, let's see if we get this. The wolf on the hill is never as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

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